| [00:00.19] | 农夫+詹瑞文 - 千呼万唤 |
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| [03:10.50][03:01.80][02:18.06][02:09.13][01:08.42][00:07.30] | 开口我又怕 甩牙我仲怕 |
| [03:14.73][03:05.83][02:22.28][02:13.53][01:12.41][00:11.24] | 开讲有话 人要肉麻 |
| [03:16.92][03:08.14][02:24.48][02:15.73][01:14.68][00:13.79] | 人人要对鬼讲鬼话 |
| [00:16.87] | 詹瑞文：枉我万世歌王成日话一take过搞掂 |
| [00:20.17] | 点解我想唱嗰啲歌就一啲都搞唔掂 |
| [00:24.76] | 我唱歌好叻我又识Rap |
| [00:26.28] | 每次上到台都想嗌mic check mic check |
| [00:28.89] | 「你唔中意个乐坛 唔想再玩 |
| [00:31.14] | 唔睇美女煮饭 赈灾除衫」 |
| [00:33.52] | 但系为左两餐 同埋嗰啲帐单 |
| [00:35.54] | 我又可以点拣 愈唱就愈浪漫 |
| [00:38.00] | 「我爱你…….我爱你」 |
| [00:44.29] | 我爱你我爱你爱你爱你爱你你你你你你你你你你……死未 |
| [00:50.82] | 声音 越黎越失真 |
| [00:52.24] | 变成噪音真假都唔识分 |
| [00:54.95] | 真亦假时假亦真 |
| [00:57.00] | 对得住个良心 对唔住我娘亲 |
| [01:00.23] | 将你把声卖比我 |
| [01:02.84] | 等我帮你唱好啲歌 你永远没法躲 |
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| [01:17.45] | 詹瑞文：两公婆边有秘密架 |
| [01:20.39] | 但系unbelievable大话连篇先至系情意绵绵 |
| [01:25.64] | 我老婆日日都去扫货 |
| [01:27.47] | 屋企挞地从来未见过佢扫过 |
| [01:29.53] | 仲要喺班姐妹面前系咁数我 |
| [01:32.10] | 不如「离婚啦衰婆」 |
| [01:34.26] | 唉 老婆得个一个 仔女又咁大个 |
| [01:37.10] | 早知今日我 何必当初 |
| [01:39.67] | 「我老公请食饭 随便坐 台面啲橙 |
| [01:44.71] | 随便罗攞 我老公真系好锡好锡好鍚我架」 |
| [01:51.73] | 说话 讲讲下变大话 |
| [01:53.92] | 无啦啦我又会甩大牙 |
| [01:55.91] | 假亦真时真亦假 |
| [01:58.33] | 假到有啲浮夸 对唔住我妈妈 |
| [02:01.14] | 将你啲声音卖给我 |
| [02:04.07] | 等我可以氹你老婆 |
| [02:06.64] | 你永远没法躲 |
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| [02:26.78] | V-O-I-C-E 心内面有野要讲出来，讲出来啦 尼D叫做Voice~ |
| [02:35.66] | N-O-I-S-E 你讲尼D野，吾系你自己想讲，但系遍遍要讲 叫做Noise~ |
| [02:43.89] | 明明系中国人又要讲英文 |
| [02:46.00] | 明明系外国嚟又要做大戏 |
| [02:48.24] | 明明未拍过拖又识唱情歌 |
| [02:50.45] | 明明最憎你又要拍你马屁 |
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| [00:00.19] | nong fu zhan rui wen qian hu wan huan |
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| [03:10.50][03:01.80][02:18.06][02:09.13][01:08.42][00:07.30] | kai kou wo you pa shuai ya wo zhong pa |
| [03:14.73][03:05.83][02:22.28][02:13.53][01:12.41][00:11.24] | kai jiang you hua ren yao rou ma |
| [03:16.92][03:08.14][02:24.48][02:15.73][01:14.68][00:13.79] | ren ren yao dui gui jiang gui hua |
| [00:16.87] | zhan rui wen: wang wo wan shi ge wang cheng ri hua yi take guo gao dian |
| [00:20.17] | dian jie wo xiang chang ge di ge jiu yi di dou gao wu dian |
| [00:24.76] | wo chang ge hao le wo you shi Rap |
| [00:26.28] | mei ci shang dao tai dou xiang ai mic check mic check |
| [00:28.89] | ni wu zhong yi ge yue tan wu xiang zai wan |
| [00:31.14] | wu di mei nv zhu fan zhen zai chu shan |
| [00:33.52] | dan xi wei zuo liang can tong mai ge di zhang dan |
| [00:35.54] | wo you ke yi dian jian yu chang jiu yu lang man |
| [00:38.00] | wo ai ni. wo ai ni |
| [00:44.29] | wo ai ni wo ai ni ai ni ai ni ai ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni si wei |
| [00:50.82] | sheng yin yue li yue shi zhen |
| [00:52.24] | bian cheng zao yin zhen jia dou wu shi fen |
| [00:54.95] | zhen yi jia shi jia yi zhen |
| [00:57.00] | dui de zhu ge liang xin dui wu zhu wo niang qin |
| [01:00.23] | jiang ni ba sheng mai bi wo |
| [01:02.84] | deng wo bang ni chang hao di ge ni yong yuan mei fa duo |
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| [01:17.45] | zhan rui wen: liang gong po bian you mi mi jia |
| [01:20.39] | dan xi unbelievable da hua lian pian xian zhi xi qing yi mian mian |
| [01:25.64] | wo lao po ri ri dou qu sao huo |
| [01:27.47] | wu qi ta di cong lai wei jian guo qu sao guo |
| [01:29.53] | zhong yao xi ban jie mei mian qian xi han shu wo |
| [01:32.10] | bu ru li hun la shuai po |
| [01:34.26] | ai lao po de ge yi ge zi nv you han da ge |
| [01:37.10] | zao zhi jin ri wo he bi dang chu |
| [01:39.67] | wo lao gong qing shi fan sui bian zuo tai mian di cheng |
| [01:44.71] | sui bian luo luo wo lao gong zhen xi hao xi hao xi hao yang wo jia |
| [01:51.73] | shuo hua jiang jiang xia bian da hua |
| [01:53.92] | wu la la wo you hui shuai da ya |
| [01:55.91] | jia yi zhen shi zhen yi jia |
| [01:58.33] | jia dao you di fu kua dui wu zhu wo ma ma |
| [02:01.14] | jiang ni di sheng yin mai gei wo |
| [02:04.07] | deng wo ke yi dang ni lao po |
| [02:06.64] | ni yong yuan mei fa duo |
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| [02:26.78] | VOICE xin nei mian you ye yao jiang chu lai, jiang chu lai la ni D jiao zuo Voice |
| [02:35.66] | NOISE ni jiang ni D ye, wu xi ni zi ji xiang jiang, dan xi bian bian yao jiang jiao zuo Noise |
| [02:43.89] | ming ming xi zhong guo ren you yao jiang ying wen |
| [02:46.00] | ming ming xi wai guo li you yao zuo da xi |
| [02:48.24] | ming ming wei pai guo tuo you shi chang qing ge |
| [02:50.45] | ming ming zui zeng ni you yao pai ni ma pi |
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| [00:00.19] | nóng fū zhān ruì wén qiān hū wàn huàn |
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| [03:10.50][03:01.80][02:18.06][02:09.13][01:08.42][00:07.30] | kāi kǒu wǒ yòu pà shuǎi yá wǒ zhòng pà |
| [03:14.73][03:05.83][02:22.28][02:13.53][01:12.41][00:11.24] | kāi jiǎng yǒu huà rén yào ròu má |
| [03:16.92][03:08.14][02:24.48][02:15.73][01:14.68][00:13.79] | rén rén yào duì guǐ jiǎng guǐ huà |
| [00:16.87] | zhān ruì wén: wǎng wǒ wàn shì gē wáng chéng rì huà yī take guò gǎo diān |
| [00:20.17] | diǎn jiě wǒ xiǎng chàng gè dì gē jiù yī dì dōu gǎo wú diān |
| [00:24.76] | wǒ chàng gē hǎo lè wǒ yòu shí Rap |
| [00:26.28] | měi cì shàng dào tái dōu xiǎng ài mic check mic check |
| [00:28.89] | nǐ wú zhòng yì gè yuè tán wú xiǎng zài wán |
| [00:31.14] | wú dì měi nǚ zhǔ fàn zhèn zāi chú shān |
| [00:33.52] | dàn xì wèi zuǒ liǎng cān tóng mái gè dì zhàng dān |
| [00:35.54] | wǒ yòu kě yǐ diǎn jiǎn yù chàng jiù yù làng màn |
| [00:38.00] | wǒ ài nǐ. wǒ ài nǐ |
| [00:44.29] | wǒ ài nǐ wǒ ài nǐ ài nǐ ài nǐ ài nǐ nǐ nǐ nǐ nǐ nǐ nǐ nǐ nǐ nǐ sǐ wèi |
| [00:50.82] | shēng yīn yuè lí yuè shī zhēn |
| [00:52.24] | biàn chéng zào yīn zhēn jiǎ dōu wú shí fēn |
| [00:54.95] | zhēn yì jiǎ shí jiǎ yì zhēn |
| [00:57.00] | duì dé zhù gè liáng xīn duì wú zhù wǒ niáng qīn |
| [01:00.23] | jiāng nǐ bǎ shēng mài bǐ wǒ |
| [01:02.84] | děng wǒ bāng nǐ chàng hǎo dì gē nǐ yǒng yuǎn méi fǎ duǒ |
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| [01:17.45] | zhān ruì wén: liǎng gōng pó biān yǒu mì mì jià |
| [01:20.39] | dàn xì unbelievable dà huà lián piān xiān zhì xì qíng yì mián mián |
| [01:25.64] | wǒ lǎo pó rì rì dōu qù sǎo huò |
| [01:27.47] | wū qǐ tà dì cóng lái wèi jiàn guò qú sǎo guò |
| [01:29.53] | zhòng yào xì bān jiě mèi miàn qián xì hán shù wǒ |
| [01:32.10] | bù rú lí hūn la shuāi pó |
| [01:34.26] | āi lǎo pó dé gè yí gè zǐ nǚ yòu hán dà gè |
| [01:37.10] | zǎo zhī jīn rì wǒ hé bì dāng chū |
| [01:39.67] | wǒ lǎo gōng qǐng shí fàn suí biàn zuò tái miàn dì chéng |
| [01:44.71] | suí biàn luó luó wǒ lǎo gōng zhēn xì hǎo xī hǎo xī hǎo yáng wǒ jià |
| [01:51.73] | shuō huà jiǎng jiǎng xià biàn dà huà |
| [01:53.92] | wú la la wǒ yòu huì shuǎi dà yá |
| [01:55.91] | jiǎ yì zhēn shí zhēn yì jiǎ |
| [01:58.33] | jiǎ dào yǒu dì fú kuā duì wú zhù wǒ mā mā |
| [02:01.14] | jiāng nǐ dì shēng yīn mài gěi wǒ |
| [02:04.07] | děng wǒ kě yǐ dàng nǐ lǎo pó |
| [02:06.64] | nǐ yǒng yuǎn méi fǎ duǒ |
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| [02:26.78] | VOICE xīn nèi miàn yǒu yě yào jiǎng chū lái, jiǎng chū lái la ní D jiào zuò Voice |
| [02:35.66] | NOISE nǐ jiǎng ní D yě, wú xì nǐ zì jǐ xiǎng jiǎng, dàn xì biàn biàn yào jiǎng jiào zuò Noise |
| [02:43.89] | míng míng xì zhōng guó rén yòu yào jiǎng yīng wén |
| [02:46.00] | míng míng xì wài guó lí yòu yào zuò dà xì |
| [02:48.24] | míng míng wèi pāi guò tuō yòu shí chàng qíng gē |
| [02:50.45] | míng míng zuì zēng nǐ yòu yào pāi nǐ mǎ pì |
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