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俺と妹がベッドで恋バナなんてするわけがない
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Song 俺と妹がベッドで恋バナなんてするわけがない
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Album 俺の妹がこんなに可愛いわけがない。 1
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[00:00.000] 黒猫(CV花泽香菜)高坂桐乃(CV竹达彩奈)高坂京介(CV中村悠一)
[00:01.476] 我的妹妹怎么可能那么可爱特典广播剧CD
[00:06.675] 我和妹妹怎么可能在床上谈情说爱
[00:17.516] 黒猫:早上好
[00:19.579] 京介:嗯 你来啦
[00:23.053] 「桐乃回国还不久的某一天
[00:27.416] 黒猫来我家玩了」
[00:30.211] 因为桐乃她
[00:32.379] 「都说了 现在马上到我家来
[00:36.350] 我来让你见识一下我的收藏品吧」
[00:40.582] 说了这样的话而被叫来了
[00:43.951] 京介:好了 进来吧
[00:45.911] 黒猫:打扰了
[00:48.183] 「把鞋子仔细地合在一起脱下来 走过来的黒猫
[00:52.415] 这一点在制作游戏的时候已经是习以为常的场景了」
[01:03.021] 桐乃:切 慢死了
[01:06.077] (虽然靠着墙摆着一副臭脸
[01:08.951] 但是这家伙其实是为朋友来到家里玩
[01:11.354] 高兴的不得了
[01:13.653] 注意看看的话 她那假装的冷漠面容都快动摇了)
[01:17.075] 桐乃:好啦 快进来吧
[01:19.661] 黒猫:嗯 是呢 我就不客气了
[01:23.475] 「黒猫从我和桐乃之间穿过」
[01:28.020] 桐乃:唉!?
[01:29.509] 「不是走向桐乃的房间
[01:31.573] 而是和往常一样跑到我的房间里去了」
[01:34.733] 桐乃:什...等..喂 我说你啊 这是什么回事
[01:39.592] 京介:不 不要问我啊
[01:41.316] 桐乃:什么
[01:42.831] (真是的 怎么一下子就发脾气了 不过话说回来...
[01:47.690] 黒猫那家伙 难道说...)
[01:52.627] 京介:喂 黒猫
[01:54.482] 黒猫:怎么了
[01:55.475] 京介:啊 那个...啦
[01:57.721] 今天我们是要到桐乃的房间玩的吧
[02:01.143] 桐乃:哈?今天?
[02:04.226] 那是什么意思
[02:05.741] 黒猫:哎呀 是喔
[02:08.693] 最近总是到这个房间来 一不小心就弄错了
[02:14.361] (果然是这样啊)
[02:15.850] 桐乃:切
[02:16.817] (大力踢了一下)
[02:18.201] 京介:为什么踢我 好痛啊 喂
[02:21.414] 桐乃:吵死了
[02:23.687] 这怎么回事 给我解释清楚
[02:26.717] 怎么啦你 在我不在期间
[02:29.225] 居然把妹妹的朋友拐到自己房间里了
[02:32.960] 如果是这样的话 就不可饶恕了耶
[02:35.102] 京介:你误会啦
[02:36.722] (怎么了 这修罗场一般的气氛
[02:38.786] 就好像我利用哥哥这个立场随意玩弄妹妹的朋友那样)
[02:43.383] 京介:你倒是说点什么啊 黒猫
[02:46.231] 黒猫:就算你问我「怎么回事」我耶很难说啊
[02:50.985] (捂住嘴角露出微笑)
[02:52.552] 黒猫:呐 小京 要怎么向桐乃酱解释我们的关系才好呢
[03:01.669] 京介:不要说得像非同寻常的关系那样啊
[03:04.151] (*^_^*)
[03:06.684] 桐乃:居然叫小京 恶心
[03:10.028] 黒猫:哎哟 桐乃酱生气了唷 怎么办啊 小京~
[03:18.152] 京介:我现在才发觉 你这莫非在模仿麻奈实吗
[03:23.220] 黒猫:哼 怎么样 像吗
[03:26.511] 京介:一点都不像
[03:28.392] 这不是麻奈实了 已经是在你漫画中登场的恶魔的口吻了
[03:32.755] 真是的 你真的坏心眼啊
[03:35.367] 黒猫:谢谢称赞 真高兴耶 小京~
[03:38.371] 京介:什...
[03:39.468] 黒猫:怎么了 脸都变红了
[03:42.107] 京介:-.-||
[03:44.510] (女人真是不可理喻的生物啊
[03:48.010] 光看这个态度的话
[03:49.630] 「太好了 她肯定对我有意思啦」
[03:52.190] 没准就会产生这样的误会)
[03:54.750] 桐乃:好啦 好啦 好啦 好啦 好啦
[03:56.631] 无聊的对话到此为止
[03:59.086] 快给我解释一下
[04:00.523] 京介:那个啊 桐乃
[04:01.986] 不是啦
[04:03.893] 「我向桐乃说明的原因
[04:06.688] 桐乃不在期间 黒猫和沙织来我房间玩的事情
[04:12.121] 结果 就算是化解了误会 不过...」
[04:17.215] 桐乃:你这家伙 还真的趁我不在 把两个JK带到房间里乐在其中啊
[04:26.253] 太差劲了
[04:27.925] 京介:别说得那么难听
[04:30.538] 黒猫也好 沙织也好 都只是担心你不在了 我会不会感到寂寞而已
[04:38.400] 所以才时不时地到这里玩
[04:42.449] 然而你却为此生气 这不是不合理吗 我没说错吧
[04:48.013] 桐乃:那个或许...你说的没错
[04:51.566] 但是...
[04:52.742] 京介:这回又怎么了
[04:54.753] 桐乃:那样 那又是怎么回事
[04:57.261] 桐乃:那样是指?
[04:59.507] 「不知什么时候 黒猫她躺到我床上了
[05:04.236] 一副悠然的样子打着哈欠」
[05:06.874] 黒猫:兄妹吵架还没结束啊
[05:11.628] (打哈欠)
[05:13.796] 黒猫:我都想睡了
[05:15.964] 桐乃:「想睡了」你个头
[05:17.976] (重拳)
[05:18.942] 黒猫:你...你干嘛啊 喂
[05:22.678] 桐乃:你才是呢 快起来
[05:25.656] 你这个家伙 干嘛一副理所当然的样子躺到人家床上去
[05:30.097] 黒猫:这不是你的床吧 你为什么要生气
[05:33.676] 桐乃:那是因为...
[05:36.706] 黒猫:那是因为什么呢
[05:38.848] 吵死了 我都回来了 就聚到我的房间里玩不就好了
[05:44.595] 但是你们却老是老是老是老是老是惹我生气
[05:49.819] (啊 原来如此 在桐乃看来
[05:52.954] 她回国之后自己的朋友突然就和哥哥关系变好了
[05:58.283] 好像自己一个呗排斥在外 一定很不爽吧
[06:02.489] 黒猫肯定明白这个一点吧
[06:05.597] 笑嘻嘻地专门做让人家不爽的事情)
[06:08.444] (捂住嘴角露出了微笑)
[06:10.090] 黒猫:愚蠢之至 区区人类难道以为能够赢得了我吗
[06:15.419] 桐乃:等...住手
[06:18.267] 别绕我痒痒啊
[06:21.166] 黒猫:毁灭才是我的愉悦 即死之人才是真正美丽
[06:24.980] 好啦 在我的手中香消玉韵吧
[06:29.656] 桐乃:给我适可而止~
[06:33.000] (真是的 把我的床弄得乱七八糟的
[06:37.440] 「关系好到吵架」或许就是为她们量身定制的话吧)
[06:47.106] 「黒猫回去之后 桐乃却一直躺在我床上玩着手机游戏」
[06:56.222] 京介:喂
[06:58.443] 喂 桐乃
[07:00.585] 你听到了吗
[07:02.283] 桐乃:吵死了 什么事
[07:04.817] 京介:这里 是我的床来的耶
[07:08.813] 京介:起来
[07:09.649] 桐乃:不要
[07:10.329] 京介:为什么
[07:11.138] 桐乃:这有什么关系啊
[07:12.236] 京介:我也想躺下喔
[07:13.960] 桐乃:啊 是吗 就躺到地板去啊
[07:16.938] (这混蛋 居然看都不看我一眼)
[07:20.778] 京介:o(︶︿︶)o唉
[07:22.240] 话说 你刚刚开始都在玩什么
[07:25.088] 桐乃:游戏 不是一目了然吗
[07:27.334] 京介:我不是说这个啦
[07:29.502] 我是在问你为什么特地躺到我床上玩游戏呢
[07:34.100] 桐乃:哈?这有什么关系啊
[07:36.895] 京介:到自己房间玩啊
[07:38.750] 桐乃:才不要呢
[07:40.422] 烦死人了 别跟我说话啊
[07:43.818] 再说了 为什么黑色的就可以 我就不行呢 莫名其妙的说
[07:50.792] 京介:你生什么气啊 你才是莫名其妙呢
[07:53.718] 桐乃:才没生气呢
[07:54.737] 京介:是生气了吧
[07:55.703] 桐乃:我不是说了没生气吗
[07:57.636] 比...起...这...个
[08:01.032] 京介:干嘛啊
[08:02.600] 桐乃:真是迟钝 是叫你到这里来啦 你不是想躺下吗
[08:07.563] 京介:哈?为什么
[08:09.548] 桐乃:不用客气哦 这是你的床啊
[08:12.422] 京介:我不是说这个
[08:14.067] 桐乃:哼~ 啊 是吗 和黑色的就可以一起躺下来玩游戏
[08:19.840] 和我就不行啊
[08:21.538]京介:[○・`Д´・ ○]
[08:24.307] (这有什么好较劲的 傻啦 这是什么情况啊)
[08:32.144] 桐乃:前辈
[08:33.189] 京介:唉!
[08:34.521] 桐乃:好啦 前辈 不要在磨磨唧唧的 给我躺到旁边来
[08:40.242] 我可要咒杀你哦
[08:41.600] 京介:我的后辈才不会那样无理取闹地生气呢
[08:45.075] 啊~ 真是的 知道啦
[08:47.530] (直接躺下)是这样吗
[08:49.359] 桐乃:靠...靠得太近了
[08:51.658] 京介:哦 哦 抱歉
[08:53.695] 桐乃:等一等 和黑色的玩游戏的时候也是靠得那么近吗
[08:57.953] 京介:唉?是吧
[09:00.957] 桐乃:切 那算了 就靠那么近好了 破例一次
[09:05.163] (真让人火大啊 刚才开始就搞什么啊 这家伙)
[09:09.316] 桐乃:真是的 真是个色狼啊
[09:11.014] 京介:是 是 随你怎么说吧
[09:13.836] 桐乃:然后呢
[09:14.541] 京介:什么?
[09:15.847] 桐乃:所以说 你和黑色的这个样子谈些什么东西
[09:23.031] 京介:嗯...只是普通地谈论制作的游戏的事什么的
[09:27.785] 桐乃:就只是这样?
[09:29.326] 京介:还能谈些什么啊
[09:31.468] 桐乃:虽然也是啦 但你没骗我吧 真的吗
[09:35.831] 京介:没骗你啦
[09:38.077] 啊~ 不过那时候 也谈到你了吧
[09:44.399] 桐乃:唉?我...我吗...
[09:46.959] 京介:嗯
[09:47.925] (回想)
[09:50.433] 京介:你喜欢我吗
[09:52.941] 黒猫:喜欢哦
[09:53.724] 京介:哈?
[09:54.717] 黒猫:喜欢哦 就像你妹妹对你那样的喜欢
[09:58.583] (回想结束)
[10:01.796] 桐乃:说了些什么
[10:03.808] 京介:啊 那个啦
[10:07.596] 那个 桐乃 我说啊
[10:13.473] 桐乃:什么
[10:14.544] 京介:你喜欢我吗
[10:17.026] 桐乃:唉?唉~⊙0⊙
[10:19.429] 突...突然说些什么话啊
[10:21.806] 京介:黒猫她说了和你一样的喜欢我
[10:28.415] 桐乃:说了那样的话啊 那家伙
[10:31.236] 京介:嗯
[10:33.666] 桐乃:难道说 前段时间打了个莫名其妙的电话就是因为这个
[10:38.655] 说「你喜欢我吗」
[10:41.267] 京介:嗯 算是吧
[10:43.592] 桐乃:哼~ 原来如此啊 跟个傻瓜似的
[10:47.302] 京介:要你管
[10:48.712] 那么 究竟怎么样?
[10:50.959] 桐乃:就是你向本人问这种话 才说你笨啊
[10:54.799] 笨蛋 笨蛋 笨蛋 笨蛋 笨蛋~
[10:57.803] 京介:是 是 是我不对啦
[10:59.736] 只是一时鬼迷心窍而已啦 忘了它吧
[11:02.766] 桐乃:不过 难得你问了啦 我就回答你吧
[11:06.084] 京介:唉?
[11:06.998] 桐乃:哼~ 你在期待些什么
[11:10.289] 我当然是最讨厌你啦
[11:13.842] 就和黑色的一样讨厌你
[11:21.548] 京介:这样啊
[11:23.168] 那还真是谢谢了
[11:24.761] 桐乃:你笑什么啊 好恶心的说
[11:29.333] 「那时的我和平常一样这么想
[11:34.531] 我的妹妹怎么可能这么可爱」
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[04:00.523] jing jie: na ge a tong nai
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[04:26.253] tai cha jin le
[04:27.925] jing jie: bie shuo de na me nan ting
[04:30.538] hei mao ye hao sha zhi ye hao dou zhi shi dan xin ni bu zai le wo hui bu hui gan dao ji mo er yi
[04:38.400] suo yi cai shi bu shi di dao zhe li wan
[04:42.449] ran er ni que wei ci sheng qi zhe bu shi bu he li ma wo mei shuo cuo ba
[04:48.013] tong nai: na ge huo xu... ni shuo de mei cuo
[04:51.566] dan shi...
[04:52.742] jing jie: zhe hui you zen me le
[04:54.753] tong nai: na yang na you shi zen me hui shi
[04:57.261] tong nai: na yang shi zhi?
[04:59.507] bu zhi shen me shi hou hei mao ta tang dao wo chuang shang le
[05:04.236] yi fu you ran de yang zi da zhe ha qian
[05:06.874] hei mao: xiong mei chao jia hai mei jie shu a
[05:11.628] da ha qian
[05:13.796] hei mao: wo dou xiang shui le
[05:15.964] tong nai: xiang shui le ni ge tou
[05:17.976] zhong quan
[05:18.942] hei mao: ni... ni gan ma a wei
[05:22.678] tong nai: ni cai shi ne kuai qi lai
[05:25.656] ni zhe ge jia huo gan ma yi fu li suo dang ran de yang zi tang dao ren jia chuang shang qu
[05:30.097] hei mao: zhe bu shi ni de chuang ba ni wei shi me yao sheng qi
[05:33.676] tong nai: na shi yin wei...
[05:36.706] hei mao: na shi yin wei shi me ne
[05:38.848] chao si le wo dou hui lai le jiu ju dao wo de fang jian li wan bu jiu hao le
[05:44.595] dan shi ni men que lao shi lao shi lao shi lao shi lao shi re wo sheng qi
[05:49.819] a yuan lai ru ci zai tong nai kan lai
[05:52.954] ta hui guo zhi hou zi ji de peng you tu ran jiu he ge ge guan xi bian hao le
[05:58.283] hao xiang zi ji yi ge bei pai chi zai wai yi ding hen bu shuang ba
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[06:05.597] xiao xi xi di zhuan men zuo rang ren jia bu shuang de shi qing
[06:08.444] wu zhu zui jiao lou chu le wei xiao
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[06:15.419] tong nai: deng... zhu shou
[06:18.267] bie rao wo yang yang a
[06:21.166] hei mao: hui mie cai shi wo de yu yue ji si zhi ren cai shi zhen zheng mei li
[06:24.980] hao la zai wo de shou zhong xiang xiao yu yun ba
[06:29.656] tong nai: gei wo shi ke er zhi
[06:33.000] zhen shi de ba wo de chuang nong de luan qi ba zao de
[06:37.440] guan xi hao dao chao jia huo xu jiu shi wei ta men liang shen ding zhi de hua ba
[06:47.106] hei mao hui qu zhi hou tong nai que yi zhi tang zai wo chuang shang wan zhuo shou ji you xi
[06:56.222] jing jie: wei
[06:58.443] wei tong nai
[07:00.585] ni ting dao le ma
[07:02.283] tong nai: chao si le shen me shi
[07:04.817] jing jie: zhe li shi wo de chuang lai de ye
[07:08.813] jing jie: qi lai
[07:09.649] tong nai: bu yao
[07:10.329] jing jie: wei shi me
[07:11.138] tong nai: zhe you shen me guan xi a
[07:12.236] jing jie: wo ye xiang tang xia o
[07:13.960] tong nai: a shi ma jiu tang dao di ban qu a
[07:16.938] zhe hun dan ju ran kan dou bu kan wo yi yan
[07:20.778] jing jie: o o ai
[07:22.240] hua shuo ni gang gang kai shi dou zai wan shen me
[07:25.088] tong nai: you xi bu shi yi mu liao ran ma
[07:27.334] jing jie: wo bu shi shuo zhe ge la
[07:29.502] wo shi zai wen ni wei shi me te di tang dao wo chuang shang wan you xi ne
[07:34.100] tong nai: ha? zhe you shen me guan xi a
[07:36.895] jing jie: dao zi ji fang jian wan a
[07:38.750] tong nai: cai bu yao ne
[07:40.422] fan si ren le bie gen wo shuo hua a
[07:43.818] zai shuo le wei shi me hei se de jiu ke yi wo jiu bu xing ne mo ming qi miao de shuo
[07:50.792] jing jie: ni sheng shen me qi a ni cai shi mo ming qi miao ne
[07:53.718] tong nai: cai mei sheng qi ne
[07:54.737] jing jie: shi sheng qi le ba
[07:55.703] tong nai: wo bu shi shuo le mei sheng qi ma
[07:57.636] bi... qi... zhe... ge
[08:01.032] jing jie: gan ma a
[08:02.600] tong nai: zhen shi chi dun shi jiao ni dao zhe li lai la ni bu shi xiang tang xia ma
[08:07.563] jing jie: ha? wei shi me
[08:09.548] tong nai: bu yong ke qi o zhe shi ni de chuang a
[08:12.422] jing jie: wo bu shi shuo zhe ge
[08:14.067] tong nai: heng a shi ma he hei se de jiu ke yi yi qi tang xia lai wan you xi
[08:19.840] he wo jiu bu xing a
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[08:24.307] zhe you shen me hao jiao jin de sha la zhe shi shen me qing kuang a
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[08:33.189] jing jie: ai!
[08:34.521] tong nai: hao la qian bei bu yao zai mo mo ji ji de gei wo tang dao pang bian lai
[08:40.242] wo ke yao zhou sha ni o
[08:41.600] jing jie: wo de hou bei cai bu hui na yang wu li qu nao di sheng qi ne
[08:45.075] a zhen shi de zhi dao la
[08:47.530] zhi jie tang xia shi zhe yang ma
[08:49.359] tong nai: kao... kao de tai jin le
[08:51.658] jing jie: o o bao qian
[08:53.695] tong nai: deng yi deng he hei se de wan you xi de shi hou ye shi kao de na me jin ma
[08:57.953] jing jie: ai? shi ba
[09:00.957] tong nai: qie na suan le jiu kao na me jin hao le po li yi ci
[09:05.163] zhen rang ren huo da a gang cai kai shi jiu gao shen me a zhe jia huo
[09:09.316] tong nai: zhen shi de zhen shi ge se lang a
[09:11.014] jing jie: shi shi sui ni zen me shuo ba
[09:13.836] tong nai: ran hou ne
[09:14.541] jing jie: shen me?
[09:15.847] tong nai: suo yi shuo ni he hei se de zhe ge yang zi tan xie shen me dong xi
[09:23.031] jing jie: ... zhi shi pu tong di tan lun zhi zuo de you xi de shi shen me de
[09:27.785] tong nai: jiu zhi shi zhe yang?
[09:29.326] jing jie: hai neng tan xie shen me a
[09:31.468] tong nai: sui ran ye shi la dan ni mei pian wo ba zhen de ma
[09:35.831] jing jie: mei pian ni la
[09:38.077] a bu guo na shi hou ye tan dao ni le ba
[09:44.399] tong nai: ai? wo... wo ma...
[09:46.959] jing jie:
[09:47.925] hui xiang
[09:50.433] jing jie: ni xi huan wo ma
[09:52.941] hei mao: xi huan o
[09:53.724] jing jie: ha?
[09:54.717] hei mao: xi huan o jiu xiang ni mei mei dui ni na yang de xi huan
[09:58.583] hui xiang jie shu
[10:01.796] tong nai: shuo le xie shen me
[10:03.808] jing jie: a na ge la
[10:07.596] na ge tong nai wo shuo a
[10:13.473] tong nai: shen me
[10:14.544] jing jie: ni xi huan wo ma
[10:17.026] tong nai: ai? ai
[10:19.429] tu... tu ran shuo xie shen me hua a
[10:21.806] jing jie: hei mao ta shuo le he ni yi yang de xi huan wo
[10:28.415] tong nai: shuo le na yang de hua a na jia huo
[10:31.236] jing jie:
[10:33.666] tong nai: nan dao shuo qian duan shi jian da le ge mo ming qi miao de dian hua jiu shi yin wei zhe ge
[10:38.655] shuo ni xi huan wo ma
[10:41.267] jing jie: suan shi ba
[10:43.592] tong nai: heng yuan lai ru ci a gen ge sha gua shi de
[10:47.302] jing jie: yao ni guan
[10:48.712] na me jiu jing zen me yang?
[10:50.959] tong nai: jiu shi ni xiang ben ren wen zhe zhong hua cai shuo ni ben a
[10:54.799] ben dan ben dan ben dan ben dan ben dan
[10:57.803] jing jie: shi shi shi wo bu dui la
[10:59.736] zhi shi yi shi gui mi xin qiao er yi la wang le ta ba
[11:02.766] tong nai: bu guo nan de ni wen le la wo jiu hui da ni ba
[11:06.084] jing jie: ai?
[11:06.998] tong nai: heng ni zai qi dai xie shen me
[11:10.289] wo dang ran shi zui tao yan ni la
[11:13.842] jiu he hei se de yi yang tao yan ni
[11:21.548] jing jie: zhe yang a
[11:23.168] na hai zhen shi xie xie le
[11:24.761] tong nai: ni xiao shen me a hao wu xin de shuo
[11:29.333] na shi de wo he ping chang yi yang zhe me xiang
[11:34.531] wo de mei mei zen me ke neng zhe me ke ai
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[01:54.482] hēi māo: zěn me le
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[06:05.597] xiào xī xī dì zhuān mén zuò ràng rén jiā bù shuǎng de shì qíng
[06:08.444] wǔ zhù zuǐ jiǎo lòu chū le wēi xiào
[06:10.090] hēi māo: yú chǔn zhī zhì qū qū rén lèi nán dào yǐ wéi néng gòu yíng de le wǒ ma
[06:15.419] tóng nǎi: děng... zhù shǒu
[06:18.267] bié rào wǒ yǎng yǎng a
[06:21.166] hēi māo: huǐ miè cái shì wǒ de yú yuè jí sǐ zhī rén cái shì zhēn zhèng měi lì
[06:24.980] hǎo la zài wǒ de shǒu zhōng xiāng xiāo yù yùn ba
[06:29.656] tóng nǎi: gěi wǒ shì kě ér zhǐ
[06:33.000] zhēn shi de bǎ wǒ de chuáng nòng dé luàn qī bā zāo de
[06:37.440] guān xì hǎo dào chǎo jià huò xǔ jiù shì wèi tā men liáng shēn dìng zhì de huà ba
[06:47.106] hēi māo huí qù zhī hòu tóng nǎi què yī zhí tǎng zài wǒ chuáng shàng wán zhuó shǒu jī yóu xì
[06:56.222] jīng jiè: wèi
[06:58.443] wèi tóng nǎi
[07:00.585] nǐ tīng dào le ma
[07:02.283] tóng nǎi: chǎo sǐ le shén me shì
[07:04.817] jīng jiè: zhè lǐ shì wǒ de chuáng lái de yé
[07:08.813] jīng jiè: qǐ lái
[07:09.649] tóng nǎi: bú yào
[07:10.329] jīng jiè: wèi shí me
[07:11.138] tóng nǎi: zhè yǒu shén me guān xì a
[07:12.236] jīng jiè: wǒ yě xiǎng tǎng xià ō
[07:13.960] tóng nǎi: a shì ma jiù tǎng dào dì bǎn qù a
[07:16.938] zhè hún dàn jū rán kàn dōu bù kàn wǒ yī yǎn
[07:20.778] jīng jiè: o o āi
[07:22.240] huà shuō nǐ gāng gāng kāi shǐ dōu zài wán shén me
[07:25.088] tóng nǎi: yóu xì bú shì yī mù liǎo rán ma
[07:27.334] jīng jiè: wǒ bú shì shuō zhè gè la
[07:29.502] wǒ shì zài wèn nǐ wèi shí me tè dì tǎng dào wǒ chuáng shàng wán yóu xì ne
[07:34.100] tóng nǎi: hā? zhè yǒu shén me guān xì a
[07:36.895] jīng jiè: dào zì jǐ fáng jiān wán a
[07:38.750] tóng nǎi: cái bú yào ne
[07:40.422] fán sǐ rén le bié gēn wǒ shuō huà a
[07:43.818] zài shuō le wèi shí me hēi sè de jiù kě yǐ wǒ jiù bù xíng ne mò míng qí miào de shuō
[07:50.792] jīng jiè: nǐ shēng shén me qì a nǐ cái shì mò míng qí miào ne
[07:53.718] tóng nǎi: cái méi shēng qì ne
[07:54.737] jīng jiè: shì shēng qì le ba
[07:55.703] tóng nǎi: wǒ bú shì shuō le méi shēng qì ma
[07:57.636] bǐ... qǐ... zhè... gè
[08:01.032] jīng jiè: gàn ma a
[08:02.600] tóng nǎi: zhēn shì chí dùn shì jiào nǐ dào zhè lǐ lái la nǐ bú shì xiǎng tǎng xià ma
[08:07.563] jīng jiè: hā? wèi shí me
[08:09.548] tóng nǎi: bù yòng kè qi ó zhè shì nǐ de chuáng a
[08:12.422] jīng jiè: wǒ bú shì shuō zhè gè
[08:14.067] tóng nǎi: hēng a shì ma hé hēi sè de jiù kě yǐ yì qǐ tǎng xià lái wán yóu xì
[08:19.840] hé wǒ jiù bù xíng a
[08:21.538]京介:[○・`Д´・ ○]
[08:24.307] zhè yǒu shén me hǎo jiào jìn de shǎ la zhè shì shén me qíng kuàng a
[08:32.144] tóng nǎi: qián bèi
[08:33.189] jīng jiè: āi!
[08:34.521] tóng nǎi: hǎo la qián bèi bú yào zài mó mó jī jī de gěi wǒ tǎng dào páng biān lái
[08:40.242] wǒ kě yào zhòu shā nǐ ó
[08:41.600] jīng jiè: wǒ de hòu bèi cái bú huì nà yàng wú lǐ qǔ nào dì shēng qì ne
[08:45.075] a zhēn shi de zhī dào la
[08:47.530] zhí jiē tǎng xià shì zhè yàng ma
[08:49.359] tóng nǎi: kào... kào de tài jìn le
[08:51.658] jīng jiè: ó ó bào qiàn
[08:53.695] tóng nǎi: děng yī děng hé hēi sè de wán yóu xì de shí hòu yě shì kào de nà me jìn ma
[08:57.953] jīng jiè: āi? shì ba
[09:00.957] tóng nǎi: qiè nà suàn le jiù kào nà me jìn hǎo le pò lì yī cì
[09:05.163] zhēn ràng rén huǒ dà a gāng cái kāi shǐ jiù gǎo shén me a zhè jiā huo
[09:09.316] tóng nǎi: zhēn shi de zhēn shì gè sè láng a
[09:11.014] jīng jiè: shì shì suí nǐ zěn me shuō ba
[09:13.836] tóng nǎi: rán hòu ne
[09:14.541] jīng jiè: shén me?
[09:15.847] tóng nǎi: suǒ yǐ shuō nǐ hé hēi sè de zhè gè yàng zi tán xiē shén me dōng xī
[09:23.031] jīng jiè: ... zhǐ shì pǔ tōng dì tán lùn zhì zuò de yóu xì de shì shén me de
[09:27.785] tóng nǎi: jiù zhǐ shì zhè yàng?
[09:29.326] jīng jiè: hái néng tán xiē shén me a
[09:31.468] tóng nǎi: suī rán yě shì la dàn nǐ méi piàn wǒ ba zhēn de ma
[09:35.831] jīng jiè: méi piàn nǐ la
[09:38.077] a bù guò nà shí hou yě tán dào nǐ le ba
[09:44.399] tóng nǎi: āi? wǒ... wǒ ma...
[09:46.959] jīng jiè:
[09:47.925] huí xiǎng
[09:50.433] jīng jiè: nǐ xǐ huān wǒ ma
[09:52.941] hēi māo: xǐ huān ó
[09:53.724] jīng jiè: hā?
[09:54.717] hēi māo: xǐ huān ó jiù xiàng nǐ mèi mei duì nǐ nà yàng de xǐ huān
[09:58.583] huí xiǎng jié shù
[10:01.796] tóng nǎi: shuō le xiē shén me
[10:03.808] jīng jiè: a nà gè la
[10:07.596] nà gè tóng nǎi wǒ shuō a
[10:13.473] tóng nǎi: shén me
[10:14.544] jīng jiè: nǐ xǐ huān wǒ ma
[10:17.026] tóng nǎi: āi? āi
[10:19.429] tū... tū rán shuō xiē shén me huà a
[10:21.806] jīng jiè: hēi māo tā shuō le hé nǐ yí yàng de xǐ huān wǒ
[10:28.415] tóng nǎi: shuō le nà yàng de huà a nà jiā huo
[10:31.236] jīng jiè:
[10:33.666] tóng nǎi: nán dào shuō qián duàn shí jiān dǎ le gè mò míng qí miào de diàn huà jiù shì yīn wèi zhè gè
[10:38.655] shuō nǐ xǐ huān wǒ ma
[10:41.267] jīng jiè: suàn shì ba
[10:43.592] tóng nǎi: hēng yuán lái rú cǐ a gēn gè shǎ guā shì de
[10:47.302] jīng jiè: yào nǐ guǎn
[10:48.712] nà me jiū jìng zěn me yàng?
[10:50.959] tóng nǎi: jiù shì nǐ xiàng běn rén wèn zhè zhǒng huà cái shuō nǐ bèn a
[10:54.799] bèn dàn bèn dàn bèn dàn bèn dàn bèn dàn
[10:57.803] jīng jiè: shì shì shì wǒ bú duì la
[10:59.736] zhǐ shì yī shí guǐ mí xīn qiào ér yǐ la wàng le tā ba
[11:02.766] tóng nǎi: bù guò nán de nǐ wèn le la wǒ jiù huí dá nǐ ba
[11:06.084] jīng jiè: āi?
[11:06.998] tóng nǎi: hēng nǐ zài qī dài xiē shén me
[11:10.289] wǒ dāng rán shì zuì tǎo yàn nǐ la
[11:13.842] jiù hé hēi sè de yí yàng tǎo yàn nǐ
[11:21.548] jīng jiè: zhè yàng a
[11:23.168] nà hái zhēn shì xiè xiè le
[11:24.761] tóng nǎi: nǐ xiào shén me a hào wù xīn de shuō
[11:29.333] nà shí de wǒ hé píng cháng yí yàng zhè me xiǎng
[11:34.531] wǒ de mèi mei zěn me kě néng zhè me kě ài
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