| Song | Ruffians On Parade |
| Artist | Kaiser Chiefs |
| Album | Education, Education, Education & War |
| I chew imaginary gum | |
| I own a replica gun | |
| When we play away from home | |
| We send in the drones | |
| I study military maps | |
| It helps me relax | |
| What an ending | |
| With 'em sending in the droh-oh-oh-oh-ohns… | |
| … oh-oh-oh-oh-ohns… | |
| Ruffians are on parade, whoa, whoa… | |
| Ruffians are on parade, whoa, whoa…oh-oh… | |
| And at the last stand of the day | |
| We lost more than we saved | |
| At weekly meetings, we go on parade | |
| I write on the walls | |
| Of urinals and stalls | |
| When we play away from home | |
| We send in the drones | |
| I got the head of a stag | |
| And a confederate flag | |
| What an ending | |
| With 'em sending in the droh-oh-oh-oh-ohns… | |
| Ruffians are on parade, whoa, whoa… | |
| Ruffians are on parade, whoa, whoa… oh-oh… | |
| And in the dark of the arcades | |
| We spend more than we made | |
| At weekly meetings, we go on parade | |
| We're never backing down | |
| We'll never be alone again | |
| We are never backing down | |
| Even a million miles away from home | |
| Ruffians are on parade, whoa, whoa… | |
| The ruffians are on parade, whoa, whoa, oh-oh… | |
| And at the last stand of the day | |
| We lost more than we saved | |
| At weekly meetings, we go on parade… | |
| Ruffians are on parade, whoa, whoa… | |
| The ruffians are on parade, whoa, whoa, oh-oh… | |
| And at the last stand of the day | |
| We lost more than we saved | |
| And in the dark of the arcades | |
| We spend more than we made | |
| At weekly meetings, early evenings | |
| After eating, we go on parade |
| I chew imaginary gum | |
| I own a replica gun | |
| When we play away from home | |
| We send in the drones | |
| I study military maps | |
| It helps me relax | |
| What an ending | |
| With ' em sending in the drohohohohohns | |
| ohohohohohns | |
| Ruffians are on parade, whoa, whoa | |
| Ruffians are on parade, whoa, whoa ohoh | |
| And at the last stand of the day | |
| We lost more than we saved | |
| At weekly meetings, we go on parade | |
| I write on the walls | |
| Of urinals and stalls | |
| When we play away from home | |
| We send in the drones | |
| I got the head of a stag | |
| And a confederate flag | |
| What an ending | |
| With ' em sending in the drohohohohohns | |
| Ruffians are on parade, whoa, whoa | |
| Ruffians are on parade, whoa, whoa ohoh | |
| And in the dark of the arcades | |
| We spend more than we made | |
| At weekly meetings, we go on parade | |
| We' re never backing down | |
| We' ll never be alone again | |
| We are never backing down | |
| Even a million miles away from home | |
| Ruffians are on parade, whoa, whoa | |
| The ruffians are on parade, whoa, whoa, ohoh | |
| And at the last stand of the day | |
| We lost more than we saved | |
| At weekly meetings, we go on parade | |
| Ruffians are on parade, whoa, whoa | |
| The ruffians are on parade, whoa, whoa, ohoh | |
| And at the last stand of the day | |
| We lost more than we saved | |
| And in the dark of the arcades | |
| We spend more than we made | |
| At weekly meetings, early evenings | |
| After eating, we go on parade |