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Jaws the shark! |
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Lurking in the dark of the depths of sea, one day on a lark |
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Decides to get rowdy, get real violent |
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Takes a vay-cay up to Amity Island |
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Sunshine lotion fun in sun |
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Blood in the ocean, everybody run |
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Cuz it's crazy how few fucks this shark gives |
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He'll eat naked ladies! He'll eat little kids! |
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Oh no! |
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But the one thing keeping the commmunity safe |
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is a guy named Brody and his pal Richard Dreyfuss |
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Jaws don't know that a storm's gonna come |
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He just wants everyone to be his chum, get it? get it |
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The mayor don't care if the townsfolk die |
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He doesn't want to spoil the fourth of July |
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He's like, "Everyone cool it, and go for swim!" |
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But holy shit here comes that fin!! |
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JAWS IS HERE |
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HERE IS JAWS |
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(He is a shark without a cause) |
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He was in a movie you should watch it it's called Jaws |
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JAWS IS HERE |
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HERE IS JAWS |
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(He is a shark who fights the law) |
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He was in a movie that everyone saw |
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Long story short, the beach gets closed |
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The mayor's like, "Okay, yeah this blows" |
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Suddenly Jaws has got a price on his head |
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But the wrong little shark baby ends up dead |
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It was Jaws' little brother! Now he's pissed |
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The mayor just shot to the top of his list |
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He sneaks in his house in the middle of the night |
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and he eats that fucker in a single bite |
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Golly |
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Now the mayor's dead, so Brody's in charge |
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He knows the real killer is still at large |
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So he and the Dreyfuss make a decision |
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They're going on a mission |
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They're gonna go FISHIN' |
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for Jaws |
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A man named Quint lets them use his boat |
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on the condition that he be the one to cut Jaws' throat |
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Cuz he was a sailor back in World War II |
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And Jaws ate his entire crew, WOAH! |
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JAWS IS HERE |
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HERE IS JAWS |
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(He is a shark without a cause) |
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He was in a movie-- a movie called Jaws! |
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JAWS IS HERE |
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HERE IS JAWS |
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(He is a shark who fights the law) |
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He was in a movie that everyone saw |
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They're out on the sea. They wait all night. |
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Where could Jaws be? He's no where in sight. |
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Dreyfuss decides to go down in a cage |
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and Jaws shows up in a full on rage |
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He tears up the cage like paper in a shredder |
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While Dreyfuss's makes his wetsuit wetter |
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He hides behind a rock like cowardly prick |
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And he doesn't come back until the end of the flick |
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Brody's like, "We're gonna need a bigger boat" |
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So they go home and get a bigger boat |
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The biggest boat that's ever sailed |
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Gonna kick Jaws' ass or I guess his tail. yeah his tail |
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but OH MY SHIT! |
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Jaws jumps out and Quint gets bit! |
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Right in half like a kit-kat bar! |
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Up in the sky there's a shooting star |
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That's Quint up in heaven. He's a star now |
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Brody's angry. He's all like, "Fuck it" |
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He takes a harpoon and welds it to a rocket |
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Jaws' last words are, "Woah-- respect" |
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Then he explodes and it's a pretty good effect, yeah! |
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JAWS IS DEAD |
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LONG LIVE JAWS |
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(He was a shark without a cause) |
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He was in a movie, you should watch it, it's called Jaws |
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JAWS IS DEAD |
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LONG LIVE JAWS |
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(He was a shark who fought the law) |
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He was in a movie that everyone saw |
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(He was in a movie that everyone saw) |
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He was in a movie that everyone saw |
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JAWS IS DEAD |
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LONG LIVE JAWS |
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(He was a shark without a cause) |
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He was in a movie, called Jaws |
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He was in a movie that everyone saw |
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(JAWS IS DEAD) |
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At the Academy Awards |
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(LONG LIVE JAWS) |
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He was robbed |
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(He was a shark without a cause) |
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Sharks exist in real life, woah |
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(He was in a movie that everyone saw) |
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Jaws is dead |
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Long live jaws |
