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Song 踎低喷饭
Artist 林海峰
Album 30mething About Jan Lamb

Lyrics

[00:00.00] 作曲 : 陳奐仁
[00:00.343] 作词 : 林海峰/黃仲凱
[00:01.30] (唔好意思 林海峰仲係后台换梗衫
[00:04.35] 所以呢 佢今日叫我帮佢做埋介绍
[00:07.85] The invisible man 独家呈献
[00:13.64] 请大家快啲坐低 将手机关掉
[00:16.71] 吸烟嘅朋友请你食埋最后一口烟
[00:20.12] 因为林海峰就快出场啦)
[00:23.25]
[00:23.80] 踎低喷饭 点解餐餐撑到硬
[00:27.99] ABC餐洗乜点拣 冇饭气攻心至烦
[00:32.39] 踎低喷饭 医饱食粥无咁烦
[00:36.75] 一粒轻松一粒辛苦 擘大个口吞啖饭
[00:41.03]
[00:41.35] 港岛李生 屋企复式背向山
[00:45.84] 海景烟花眼咪眨 可惜天天要上班
[00:49.90] 呢位老板 公司休息佢照返
[00:54.04] 通宵加班无去玩 早餐等于佢晚餐
[00:58.46] 身体郁一郁就散 即刻睇医生执药单
[01:02.41] 食到佢眼坦坦 佢话出得嚟行预咗要还
[01:06.71]
[01:06.93] 辛苦你 每餐有药配抑郁送饭
[01:15.20] 食饱 冚被 最好瞓 唔係话咁简单
[01:24.12]
[01:24.36] 踎低喷饭 点解餐餐咁困难
[01:28.77] 生粒金蛋吞粒子弹 最后个医生最赚
[01:33.02] 踎低喷饭 只想医饱无嘢烦
[01:37.37] 一粒轻松一粒辛苦 擘大个口吞啖饭
[01:41.59]
[01:41.84] 踎低 有蚀 有赚 喷饭
[01:50.45] 踎低 有药 送饭 吃饭
[01:58.69]
[01:59.54] 天水李生 揾得几多够半餐
[02:03.91] 几多散工佢要争 一夫当关无税单
[02:08.01] 悭得要悭 悭得几多买隻蛋
[02:13.47] 仔仔女女要吔橙 橙橙蛋蛋都要拣
[02:17.69] 早餐担心到晚餐 李生嗌一声你老板
[02:21.78] 索啖气博命歎 佢话条路难行佢都照行
[02:26.19]
[02:26.38] 辛苦你 每餐隔夜餸加炒冷饭
[02:34.51] 食饱 冚被 最好瞓  唔係话咁简单
[02:43.42]
[02:43.73] 踎低喷饭 点解餐餐咁困难
[02:48.08] 一开个簿得过散纸好散 最后个袋胶到烂
[02:52.42] 踎低喷饭 只想医饱无嘢烦
[02:56.78] 一粒轻松一粒辛苦 擘大个口吞啖饭
[03:00.59]
[03:00.83] 踎低 无蚀 无赚 喷饭
[03:09.48] 踎低 无肉 有饭 吃饭
[03:34.82]
[03:35.70] 踎低喷饭 点解餐餐撑到硬
[03:39.98] ABC餐洗乜点拣 无饭气攻心至烦
[03:44.40] 踎低喷饭 医饱食粥无咁烦
[03:48.75] 一粒轻松一粒辛苦 坐落马桶想喷饭
[03:52.85]
[03:53.12] 踎低 有事 要办 喷饭
[04:01.86] 粒粒 够硬 跌落 索啖
[04:10.62] 金光灿烂
[04:12.66]
[04:13.04] (唔好意思 林海峰依家去紧厕所
[04:15.85] 就快返嚟 请等等)
[04:17.79]

Pinyin

[00:00.00] zuò qǔ : chén huàn rén
[00:00.343] zuò cí : lín hǎi fēng huáng zhòng kǎi
[00:01.30] wú hǎo yì sī  lín hǎi fēng zhòng xì hòu tái huàn gěng shān
[00:04.35] suǒ yǐ ne  qú jīn rì jiào wǒ bāng qú zuò mái jiè shào
[00:07.85] The invisible man  dú jiā chéng xiàn
[00:13.64] qǐng dà jiā kuài dì zuò dī  jiāng shǒu jī guān diào
[00:16.71] xī yān kǎi péng yǒu qǐng nǐ shí mái zuì hòu yī kǒu yān
[00:20.12] yīn wèi lín hǎi fēng jiù kuài chū chǎng la
[00:23.25]
[00:23.80] móu dī pēn fàn  diǎn jiě cān cān chēng dào yìng
[00:27.99] ABC cān xǐ miē diǎn jiǎn  mǎo fàn qì gōng xīn zhì fán
[00:32.39] móu dī pēn fàn  yī bǎo shí zhōu wú hán fán
[00:36.75] yī lì qīng sōng yī lì xīn kǔ  bāi dà gè kǒu tūn dàn fàn
[00:41.03]
[00:41.35] gǎng dǎo lǐ shēng  wū qǐ fù shì bèi xiàng shān
[00:45.84] hǎi jǐng yān huā yǎn mī zhǎ  kě xī tiān tiān yào shàng bān
[00:49.90] ne wèi lǎo bǎn  gōng sī xiū xī qú zhào fǎn
[00:54.04] tōng xiāo jiā bān wú qù wán  zǎo cān děng yú qú wǎn cān
[00:58.46] shēn tǐ yù yī yù jiù sàn  jí kè dì yī shēng zhí yào dān
[01:02.41] shí dào qú yǎn tǎn tǎn  qú huà chū dé lí xíng yù zuo yào hái
[01:06.71]
[01:06.93] xīn kǔ nǐ měi cān yǒu yào pèi yì yù sòng fàn
[01:15.20] shí bǎo  kǎn bèi  zuì hǎo shuì  wú xì huà hán jiǎn dān
[01:24.12]
[01:24.36] móu dī pēn fàn  diǎn jiě cān cān hán kùn nán
[01:28.77] shēng lì jīn dàn tūn lì zǐ dàn  zuì hòu gè yī shēng zuì zhuàn
[01:33.02] móu dī pēn fàn  zhǐ xiǎng yī bǎo wú yě fán
[01:37.37] yī lì qīng sōng yī lì xīn kǔ  bāi dà gè kǒu tūn dàn fàn
[01:41.59]
[01:41.84] móu dī  yǒu shí  yǒu zhuàn  pēn fàn
[01:50.45] móu dī  yǒu yào  sòng fàn  chī fàn
[01:58.69]
[01:59.54] tiān shuǐ lǐ shēng  wèn dé jǐ duō gòu bàn cān
[02:03.91] jǐ duō sǎn gōng qú yào zhēng  yī fū dāng guān wú shuì dān
[02:08.01] qiān de yào qiān  qiān dé jǐ duō mǎi zhī dàn
[02:13.47] zǐ zǎi nǚ nǚ yào yě chéng  chéng chéng dàn dàn dōu yào jiǎn
[02:17.69] zǎo cān dān xīn dào wǎn cān  lǐ shēng ài yī shēng nǐ lǎo bǎn
[02:21.78] suǒ dàn qì bó mìng tàn  qú huà tiáo lù nán xíng qú dōu zhào xíng
[02:26.19]
[02:26.38] xīn kǔ nǐ  měi cān gé yè sòng jiā chǎo lěng fàn
[02:34.51] shí bǎo  kǎn bèi  zuì hǎo shuì   wú xì huà hán jiǎn dān
[02:43.42]
[02:43.73] móu dī pēn fàn  diǎn jiě cān cān hán kùn nán
[02:48.08] yī kāi gè bù dé guò sàn zhǐ hǎo sàn  zuì hòu gè dài jiāo dào làn
[02:52.42] móu dī pēn fàn  zhǐ xiǎng yī bǎo wú yě fán
[02:56.78] yī lì qīng sōng yī lì xīn kǔ  bāi dà gè kǒu tūn dàn fàn
[03:00.59]
[03:00.83] móu dī  wú shí  wú zhuàn  pēn fàn
[03:09.48] móu dī  wú ròu  yǒu fàn  chī fàn
[03:34.82]
[03:35.70] móu dī pēn fàn  diǎn jiě cān cān chēng dào yìng
[03:39.98] ABC cān xǐ miē diǎn jiǎn  wú fàn qì gōng xīn zhì fán
[03:44.40] móu dī pēn fàn  yī bǎo shí zhōu wú hán fán
[03:48.75] yī lì qīng sōng yī lì xīn kǔ  zuò luò mǎ tǒng xiǎng pēn fàn
[03:52.85]
[03:53.12] móu dī  yǒu shì  yào bàn  pēn fàn
[04:01.86] lì lì  gòu yìng  diē luò  suǒ dàn
[04:10.62] jīn guāng càn làn
[04:12.66]
[04:13.04] wú hǎo yì sī lín hǎi fēng yī jiā qù jǐn cè suǒ
[04:15.85] jiù kuài fǎn lí qǐng děng děng
[04:17.79]