| [00:02.76] | Can you help me pick an engagement ring? |
| [00:05.40] | I can't figure this out. Should I get her a Tiffany cut or a princess cut or a..? |
| [00:11.01] | Paper cut! |
| [00:13.91] | -Have you told anyone else? -No,I don't want Monica to find out. |
| [00:18.61] | You told me. |
| [00:19.95] | Because I trust you and we're friends... |
| [00:22.48] | and you saw me looking at ring brochures. |
| [00:26.45] | Once again, not knocking pays off. |
| [00:29.62] | -I wish you hadn't been on the toilet. -Me too. |
| [00:33.63] | Let me see. Is there such a thing as a Monica cut? |
| [00:36.70] | Because that would be you best bet. |
| [00:41.94] | -Want to go to the coffeehouse? -Oh,all right. |
| [00:45.74] | We were just gonna see if you wanted to go. |
| [00:48.34] | Well,we don't because we got the other place. |
| [00:54.65] | How rude. |
| [00:57.59] | Sorry. Want a bite? |
| [01:01.39] | The One With The Ring |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [01:38.79] | So how are things going with Paul? |
| [01:41.66] | Good. |
| [01:42.96] | Although,you know, he's a private guy. |
| [01:45.67] | I wish I could get him to open up, share some feelings. |
| [01:49.07] | You just have to think of him as a jar of pickles that won't open. |
| [01:55.61] | I should run him under hot water and bang his head against a table? |
| [02:01.02] | That's what you do when you want to get the truth out of someone. |
| [02:10.13] | -Watch this. -Okay. |
| [02:11.73] | |
| [02:13.53] | How are things going with you? |
| [02:17.00] | Can't complain. |
| [02:23.01] | Let's go！ |
| [02:26.34] | |
| [02:29.38] | You take care. |
| [02:36.38] | What was the deal with you and Chandler blowing us off before? |
| [02:40.09] | That was so weird,huh? |
| [02:43.46] | Why did you do it? |
| [02:44.86] | I didn't do it. It was Chandler. |
| [02:48.76] | He's mad at you. |
| [02:51.40] | |
| [02:55.94] | I can't think of anything. |
| [02:57.77] | Come on. You're a paleontologist. Dig a little deeper. |
| [03:04.21] | Is it because Joey and I didn't invite him to that Knicks game? |
| [03:08.92] | Is that something he'd be mad at you for? |
| [03:12.72] | -I guess it could. -Well,then I think that's it. |
| [03:16.93] | If he's angry, he shouldn't hide it. I wish he'd just tell me the truth. |
| [03:21.60] | You should run him under hot water and bang his head against the table. |
| [03:29.70] | Honey,I made a reservation at China Garden. Is that okay? |
| [03:32.84] | Yeah,that's great. |
| [03:34.41] | But first,talk to me. Talk to me. Tell me about your day. |
| [03:39.25] | It was fine. |
| [03:42.35] | Okay. |
| [03:45.42] | What are you thinking right now? |
| [03:48.02] | That you are looking really fine in that dress. |
| [03:52.33] | Yeah, that's great, Paul. But, you know.... |
| [03:55.93] | I want to know what.. Wow, those are really great! |
| [04:01.80] | |
| [04:03.44] | what is behind this strong, silent exterior? |
| [04:07.81] | They say that still waters run deep, and I want to swim in yours. |
| [04:14.88] | Are you talking about having sex? |
| [04:18.15] | No, Paul. |
| [04:19.82] | I don't know anything about you. Tell me about your childhood. |
| [04:24.79] | Normal. |
| [04:26.86] | Then how about puberty? Come on! That's always a painful time. |
| [04:31.07] | Your friends have a slumber party and stick your hand in warm water... |
| [04:35.07] | while you sleep, so you pee in your sleeping bag. |
| [04:40.14] | No,that never happened to me. |
| [04:42.64] | You're lucky you never met that bitch, Sharon Majeski. |
| [04:47.28] | |
| [04:49.32] | The rest of your life. Any regrets? |
| [04:53.05] | Nope. |
| [04:55.12] | I'm not asking for a lot here. |
| [04:57.39] | Just give me something. Anything. |
| [05:01.53] | -Okay. -Okay. |
| [05:06.20] | When I was 6 years old, I wanted a Big Wheel. 6 |
| [05:10.44] | And instead,my parents got me this little... |
| [05:13.44] | plastic chicken that you hop around on. |
| [05:17.71] | It was embarrassing. Kids made fun of me. |
| [05:20.32] | That was a tough year. |
| [05:23.38] | That's great! See? |
| [05:25.95] | I already feel like I know you a little better. |
| [05:29.46] | Okay,come on. Now we can go eat. Let's go! |
| [05:35.00] | It was horrible. |
| [05:39.37] | They called me "Chicken Boy." |
| [05:49.28] | In fifth grade,I got in a fight. Well, not really. |
| [05:52.61] | Richard Danville bit me. |
| [05:54.58] | I still have a little scar right here. You can see it. |
| [05:58.39] | Yeah,yeah. I see the scar. |
| [06:00.76] | I think this is really great that, you know, you've shared your feelings. |
| [06:05.99] | |
| [06:08.06] | But what do you say we go share some food? |
| [06:11.63] | No,I couldn't eat now. |
| [06:13.50] | What are you talking about? You love their Kung Pao chicken! |
| [06:18.91] | |
| [06:23.68] | -Chicken Boy! -I'm sorry. I didn't mean to do that. |
| [06:34.02] | This is the nine millionth ring store, and I can't find the perfect ring. |
| [06:38.99] | |
| [06:45.27] | It's a beautiful selection. |
| [06:49.64] | So maybe you don't get her a ring. Maybe you do something different. |
| [06:53.98] | An engagement bracelet or an engagement tiara! |
| [06:58.95] | An engagement Revolutionary War musket! |
| [07:03.55] | I'm so glad I picked you to help me with this. |
| [07:06.92] | Imagine getting down on one knee... |
| [07:09.12] | and handing her this gorgeous piece of weaponry? |
| [07:13.53] | I'll stick with the ring. |
| [07:17.57] | This one's nice. I like it. Sir? |
| [07:19.93] | Kind sir, can I see this one? |
| [07:23.30] | This is why you brought me. I know how to haggle. |
| [07:26.74] | -Let me handle this from here. -Can I help you? |
| [07:30.34] | -I would like to see that ring. -Or not. Whatever. |
| [07:35.18] | This ring is from the 1920s. |
| [07:37.15] | It's a one and a half carat diamond with sapphires. 1.5 |
| [07:40.69] | Sir, could I ask you...? |
| [07:42.52] | Could you hold out that ring and ask me to marry you? |
| [07:48.56] | -Okay. -Okay. |
| [07:52.10] | Will you marry me? |
| [07:54.60] | Oh, my God, that's it! That's the ring! |
| [07:58.47] | |
| [08:01.11] | How much is it? |
| [08:03.48] | |
| [08:05.25] | We will give you $10. |
| [08:09.22] | |
| [08:11.69] | But I can only pay $8000. |
| [08:14.72] | |
| [08:19.06] | |
| [08:21.60] | Oh,no! I lent my credit card to Joey. |
| [08:24.40] | I'll go get it. You guard the ring. |
| [08:26.77] | -Why did you give your credit card to Joey? -To buy some Knicks tickets. - |
| [08:30.27] | Then the jerk didn't even invite me to the game. But I'm over it. Whatever! |
| [08:37.35] | Listen, I'm sorry about before. |
| [08:39.98] | Do you have anything here for $10? |
| [08:42.58] | |
| [08:45.89] | five-dollar bills. 5 |
| [08:50.46] | I'll give you $1 for them. |
| [08:55.30] | Remember how Chandler and Phoebe blew us off yesterday? |
| [08:58.83] | |
| [09:01.30] | -Remember,you were eating pizza? -Yeah. |
| [09:06.11] | Chandler's angry at us for not getting him a ticket to that Knicks game. |
| [09:11.61] | We were supposed to just get him one? That guy's always mooching off of us. |
| [09:18.39] | Anyway,I still think we should try to patch things up. |
| [09:22.56] | We could get tickets to another game and invite him. |
| [09:25.99] | That's a great idea. And I still have his credit card. |
| [09:30.50] | Here you go. |
| [09:31.77] | Hey,hey. I got this one. Here you go. |
| [09:35.94] | Sometimes I just don't get Chandler. |
| [09:38.84] | We do stuff all the time without you, and you don't get all upset. |
| [09:45.91] | -All the time? -All the time. |
| [09:50.22] | I'm sorry,it was rejected. |
| [09:52.19] | That's impossible. Let me see that. |
| [09:55.32] | This one's mine. Here you go. |
| [09:58.86] | Oh, my God! Oh, my God! |
| [10:02.33] | -Still crying? -Like a little girl. |
| [10:07.13] | I know,I know. This is all my fault. |
| [10:09.94] | I wanted him to open up. |
| [10:11.94] | I didn't know that I was gonna unleash... |
| [10:14.74] | this weepy,clingy, moist monster! |
| [10:19.35] | I only know of two ways to shut a man up. One of them is sex. |
| [10:24.25] | -What's the other? -Don't know. Never had to use it. - |
| [10:28.39] | I'm just saying, if we're having sex, he's not talking. |
| [10:32.26] | That's right. You're the talker. |
| [10:38.37] | Anyway, great idea. |
| [10:40.90] | I gotta buy him some more tissues. |
| [10:43.67] | -We have some here. -No,you don't! - |
| [10:48.24] | Okay. I'd also like to try on the tiara. |
| [10:55.18] | Oh,yeah. Okay. |
| [10:59.19] | What do you think? Too much? |
| [11:02.92] | A tad. |
| [11:05.93] | Take the tiara back... |
| [11:08.70] | and let me hold the musket again. |
| [11:19.31] | Something's missing. |
| [11:21.91] | Let me see the ring that my friend picked out. |
| [11:25.91] | -Where's the 1920s princess-cut ring? -I just sold it to that gentleman. - |
| [11:30.92] | Oh,my God! |
| [11:32.82] | Wait,no! |
| [11:37.96] | Let me out! Now! |
| [11:53.64] | |
| [11:55.24] | No. |
| [11:57.48] | -How are you, Paul? -Okay. |
| [12:05.12] | |
| [12:07.76] | |
| [12:12.99] | No! No. |
| [12:14.86] | It's just that my dad never did. |
| [12:19.87] | I miss my dad. |
| [12:21.30] | You can see my dad in Vegas kissing other dads. |
| [12:29.78] | |
| [12:32.18] | Would you...? |
| [12:38.85] | Would you hug me? |
| [12:41.82] | -I'm a little busy here, Paul. -That's what my dad used to say. - |
| [12:46.63] | Okay. A quick one. Come on, hug it out. |
| [12:51.60] | There you go. |
| [12:54.14] | Okay. |
| [12:56.14] | |
| [13:00.01] | |
| [13:06.15] | Hi. Paul,is it? |
| [13:09.35] | -Do you have my credit card? -Yeah. It's in my... |
| [13:12.35] | In my pocket. |
| [13:17.73] | -My back pocket! -Thank God. - |
| [13:21.23] | -I got tickets to the Knicks tonight. -I can't go. - |
| [13:24.87] | It'll be fun. |
| [13:26.23] | |
| [13:32.34] | Look, I don't have time for this, okay? I gotta go. |
| [13:40.08] | That was mean. |
| [13:43.28] | Yeah,I know. |
| [13:46.22] | -Get in here. -Yeah. |
| [13:52.29] | Chandler, I found the perfect ring. |
| [13:54.90] | I'm gonna go with the one I picked first. |
| [13:57.93] | Oh, wake up. The one you picked is gone. It's over! |
| [14:02.44] | |
| [14:04.00] | Some guy bought it. I tried to stop him, but they put me in jail! |
| [14:09.44] | -They put you in jail? -The little jail between the doors! - |
| [14:13.61] | -I asked you to guard the ring! -I know. I'm sorry. - |
| [14:17.12] | But this ring is better. And Monica never saw the other ring. |
| [14:21.22] | Yeah,but when he proposed to me with the ring, I got goosebumps. |
| [14:26.53] | -Maybe it was the guy. -It was the ring! - |
| [14:31.77] | |
| [14:36.04] | -What? -I know. |
| [14:38.34] | I can't believe it. |
| [14:40.61] | Can I tell you something? |
| [14:43.08] | I'm a little mad at him now! |
| [14:46.58] | Can I tell you something? |
| [14:50.08] | Me too! |
| [14:53.95] | He didn't want to talk to us about being angry. |
| [14:57.09] | Maybe we don't talk to him at all! |
| [15:02.40] | -Freeze him out. -Right! - |
| [15:04.06] | -I like it. -We'll show him. - |
| [15:05.77] | From now on,it's gonna be Joey and Ross, best friends. |
| [15:10.64] | We'll be the new Joey and Chandler. |
| [15:15.68] | |
| [15:17.81] | You think you and Chandler were closer than me and Chandler? |
| [15:21.55] | Hey, don't get angry. |
| [15:23.75] | We turn on each other, he wins. |
| [15:32.49] | Hi,I'm back. |
| [15:34.13] | I've written down more to tell you! |
| [15:36.40] | Oh,that's great. |
| [15:39.93] | No,actually,that's... |
| [15:42.80] | That's great. That's really great. |
| [15:45.61] | You know,I gotta tell you, writing, all that writing, it gets me... |
| [15:50.24] | It gets me kind of hot. |
| [15:53.28] | Wait, wait. Listen to this: |
| [15:56.72] | Know what I wanted to be at that age? |
| [15:59.92] | |
| [16:01.76] | |
| [16:04.16] | -I wanted to be one with the waves.. -Hold on. - |
| [16:07.66] | Let me just get a little more comfortable here. |
| [16:12.30] | Wait a second. |
| [16:13.60] | -This isn't too revealing,is it? -No. - |
| [16:17.47] | Whatever happened to that little dude? |
| [16:21.14] | So full of dreams. |
| [16:25.41] | I don't care about the little dude! |
| [16:29.55] | I can't! I cannot listen to any more of this! |
| [16:32.79] | The only one who'd listen is a mental health professional! |
| [16:36.42] | That's only because they get $100 an hour! |
| [16:38.96] | Do you know how much money I could have made listening to you? $2000! |
| [16:43.20] | Know when I figured that out? While you were talking! |
| [16:47.13] | I can't believe you're trying to stifle me when 14 hours ago... |
| [16:51.51] | we figured out that's what my mother was trying to do! |
| [16:56.38] | I'm sorry. |
| [16:58.08] | I don't mean... I didn't mean to stifle you. |
| [17:02.38] | This is all just a little overwhelming. |
| [17:07.82] | I'm so sorry. |
| [17:10.62] | I didn't mean to overwhelm you. |
| [17:12.59] | It's just that when those gates open... |
| [17:16.30] | it's hard to close them. |
| [17:22.24] | But they are closed now. Believe me. |
| [17:24.81] | I'm so glad. I'm so glad you shared. |
| [17:29.01] | And I'm glad that you're done. |
| [17:34.15] | So what do you say we.... |
| [17:38.65] | I'd like that. |
| [17:51.70] | That was so good! |
| [18:04.55] | Oh,oh. |
| [18:09.22] | I can't believe you talked me into this gumball-machine-looking ring. |
| [18:13.92] | It's not a gumball-machine-looking ring. It's a beautiful ring! |
| [18:17.72] | No, it's not. |
| [18:19.46] | When I looked at the other ring, I could see Monica's face... |
| [18:23.26] | and I could see her saying yes. Looking at this,I only see a ring. |
| [18:27.30] | Unless I look at it really closely, and then I can see my own eye. |
| [18:36.48] | This is the most important thing I'll ever do. I want to make it perfect. |
| [18:42.55] | Maybe we could get the other ring back. |
| [18:45.49] | I heard where the guy was gonna propose. |
| [18:48.46] | -Maybe we could get him to trade rings. -I can't do that. - |
| [18:52.43] | You certainly can't give her that stupid gumball ring. |
| [18:56.13] | |
| [19:00.50] | |
| [19:03.17] | |
| [19:04.34] | Somewhere Over the...? |
| [19:07.77] | |
| [19:09.61] | No,just L'Espace. |
| [19:13.25] | I'd love to know how you got from rainbow to L'Espace. |
| [19:16.72] | No, you wouldn't. |
| [19:19.29] | You don't wanna get in here. |
| [19:29.80] | There he is. |
| [19:31.37] | He hasn't proposed yet. She has no ring on. |
| [19:34.43] | Wow, you're good! After this, we should solve crimes. |
| [19:38.67] | Okay. Go get him. |
| [19:40.47] | Oh,okay. |
| [19:44.34] | Excuse me. Could you come with me? You have a phone call. |
| [19:48.95] | -Who is it? -It's your office. |
| [19:51.25] | |
| [19:53.72] | Oh,John! Great! |
| [19:58.56] | -There he is. -Hi. Okay. - |
| [20:00.69] | There was a mix-up at the store. |
| [20:02.90] | The ring you have was supposed to be held for me. |
| [20:06.43] | I'm gonna need to have that back. |
| [20:10.60] | In exchange, I'm willing to trade you this beautiful, more expensive ring. |
| [20:17.61] | Wow, I would trade. |
| [20:20.95] | It is beautiful, but I'm gonna use this one. Excuse me. |
| [20:24.65] | This is my fiancee, and her heart was set on that ring. |
| [20:28.26] | Do you want to break her heart? |
| [20:30.46] | Yeah. Do you want to break a dying woman's heart? |
| [20:34.60] | You're dying? |
| [20:39.57] | Yeah,she's dying... |
| [20:41.40] | of a cough,apparently. |
| [20:45.44] | It's my dying wish to have that ring. If I'm not buried with it... |
| [20:49.81] | my spirit will wander the netherworld.. |
| [20:53.11] | That's enough! |
| [20:55.95] | Oh,I don't know. |
| [20:59.69] | -Let me see it. -Great. Okay, here. - |
| [21:04.93] | |
| [21:07.79] | And you are about to marry a wonderful man. |
| [21:17.00] | Hey, I'm marrying a dead woman! |
| [21:25.98] | Guys? |
| [21:30.58] | I've got something important to tell you. |
| [21:34.19] | Guys? |
| [21:36.99] | Guys? |
| [21:38.39] | Guys? |
| [21:41.66] | I'm gonna ask Monica to marry me. |
| [21:46.33] | I think we gotta end the freeze-out. |
| [21:51.14] | Wait. Is this for real? |
| [21:53.21] | Yeah. Check out the ring. |
| [21:55.84] | Oh,my God! |
| [21:58.75] | So you two are really serious? |
| [22:03.22] | Yeah, pretty much. |
| [22:05.75] | You're gonna get married? |
| [22:09.42] | We're gonna be brothers-in-law! Come here! |
| [22:13.43] | And we're gonna be friends again. |
| [22:18.40] | |
| [22:19.87] | -Water under the bridge! Forget it! -Okay. - |
| [22:23.64] | I was gonna wait till it was official, but I had to tell you guys. |
| [22:27.41] | You're my best friends. |
| [22:29.34] | -I can't believe this. -Me too. - |
| [22:31.01] | I was planning on having a conversation with you about your intentions. |
| [22:36.58] | I think I'm gonna cry. |
| [22:38.69] | Oh! No more crying! |
| [22:41.15] | I just dumped one crybaby. I'll dump you too. |
| [22:46.16] | I'm gonna ask Monica to marry me. |
| [22:49.03] | Oh,my God! |
| [22:50.96] | Oh,my God! |
| [22:52.83] | Oh,Chandler! You guys are gonna be so happy! |
| [22:56.30] | -I know. -Where's all the tissues?! - |
| [23:02.41] | |
| [23:08.68] | -Hey. -Hey,Phoebe. |
| [23:10.08] | -He's gonna ask Monica to marry him. -Oh, I know. I helped pick out the ring. - |
| [23:17.26] | You told her before you told us? |
| [23:20.99] | She walked in while I was looking at brochures. You can understand that. |
| [23:27.40] | Guys? |
| [23:31.61] | Guys? |
| [23:36.01] | Guys? |
| [23:39.98] | God, that ring Chandler picked out was so beautiful. |
| [23:43.85] | You should know. You've bought like a billion of them. |
| [23:49.32] | Humor based on my pain. |
| [23:54.19] | You know what's funny? |
| [23:55.90] | Of all of your wives, I'm the only one who never got a ring. |
| [23:59.37] | This a big issue for you? |
| [24:02.60] | No, but it would have been nice to have a little memento... |
| [24:05.97] | of our married time together. |
| [24:08.81] | Something other than the divorce papers and the hangover. |
| [24:14.08] | Ross is obviously not gonna get you a ring. |
| [24:16.32] | But ask for a musket. Ask for a musket! |
| [24:20.62] | When we were married, do you know what I never got? |
| [24:23.92] | Sex. |
| [24:26.29] | Well,yeah. No ring,no sex. Big surprise. |
| [24:31.40] | Get me a musket and we'll talk. |
| [00:02.76] | Can you help me pick an engagement ring? |
| [00:05.40] | I can' t figure this out. Should I get her a Tiffany cut or a princess cut or a..? |
| [00:11.01] | Paper cut! |
| [00:13.91] | Have you told anyone else? No, I don' t want Monica to find out. |
| [00:18.61] | You told me. |
| [00:19.95] | Because I trust you and we' re friends... |
| [00:22.48] | and you saw me looking at ring brochures. |
| [00:26.45] | Once again, not knocking pays off. |
| [00:29.62] | I wish you hadn' t been on the toilet. Me too. |
| [00:33.63] | Let me see. Is there such a thing as a Monica cut? |
| [00:36.70] | Because that would be you best bet. |
| [00:41.94] | Want to go to the coffeehouse? Oh, all right. |
| [00:45.74] | We were just gonna see if you wanted to go. |
| [00:48.34] | Well, we don' t because we got the other place. |
| [00:54.65] | How rude. |
| [00:57.59] | Sorry. Want a bite? |
| [01:01.39] | The One With The Ring |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [01:38.79] | So how are things going with Paul? |
| [01:41.66] | Good. |
| [01:42.96] | Although, you know, he' s a private guy. |
| [01:45.67] | I wish I could get him to open up, share some feelings. |
| [01:49.07] | You just have to think of him as a jar of pickles that won' t open. |
| [01:55.61] | I should run him under hot water and bang his head against a table? |
| [02:01.02] | That' s what you do when you want to get the truth out of someone. |
| [02:10.13] | Watch this. Okay. |
| [02:11.73] | |
| [02:13.53] | How are things going with you? |
| [02:17.00] | Can' t complain. |
| [02:23.01] | Let' s go! |
| [02:26.34] | |
| [02:29.38] | You take care. |
| [02:36.38] | What was the deal with you and Chandler blowing us off before? |
| [02:40.09] | That was so weird, huh? |
| [02:43.46] | Why did you do it? |
| [02:44.86] | I didn' t do it. It was Chandler. |
| [02:48.76] | He' s mad at you. |
| [02:51.40] | |
| [02:55.94] | I can' t think of anything. |
| [02:57.77] | Come on. You' re a paleontologist. Dig a little deeper. |
| [03:04.21] | Is it because Joey and I didn' t invite him to that Knicks game? |
| [03:08.92] | Is that something he' d be mad at you for? |
| [03:12.72] | I guess it could. Well, then I think that' s it. |
| [03:16.93] | If he' s angry, he shouldn' t hide it. I wish he' d just tell me the truth. |
| [03:21.60] | You should run him under hot water and bang his head against the table. |
| [03:29.70] | Honey, I made a reservation at China Garden. Is that okay? |
| [03:32.84] | Yeah, that' s great. |
| [03:34.41] | But first, talk to me. Talk to me. Tell me about your day. |
| [03:39.25] | It was fine. |
| [03:42.35] | Okay. |
| [03:45.42] | What are you thinking right now? |
| [03:48.02] | That you are looking really fine in that dress. |
| [03:52.33] | Yeah, that' s great, Paul. But, you know.... |
| [03:55.93] | I want to know what.. Wow, those are really great! |
| [04:01.80] | |
| [04:03.44] | what is behind this strong, silent exterior? |
| [04:07.81] | They say that still waters run deep, and I want to swim in yours. |
| [04:14.88] | Are you talking about having sex? |
| [04:18.15] | No, Paul. |
| [04:19.82] | I don' t know anything about you. Tell me about your childhood. |
| [04:24.79] | Normal. |
| [04:26.86] | Then how about puberty? Come on! That' s always a painful time. |
| [04:31.07] | Your friends have a slumber party and stick your hand in warm water... |
| [04:35.07] | while you sleep, so you pee in your sleeping bag. |
| [04:40.14] | No, that never happened to me. |
| [04:42.64] | You' re lucky you never met that bitch, Sharon Majeski. |
| [04:47.28] | |
| [04:49.32] | The rest of your life. Any regrets? |
| [04:53.05] | Nope. |
| [04:55.12] | I' m not asking for a lot here. |
| [04:57.39] | Just give me something. Anything. |
| [05:01.53] | Okay. Okay. |
| [05:06.20] | When I was 6 years old, I wanted a Big Wheel. 6 |
| [05:10.44] | And instead, my parents got me this little... |
| [05:13.44] | plastic chicken that you hop around on. |
| [05:17.71] | It was embarrassing. Kids made fun of me. |
| [05:20.32] | That was a tough year. |
| [05:23.38] | That' s great! See? |
| [05:25.95] | I already feel like I know you a little better. |
| [05:29.46] | Okay, come on. Now we can go eat. Let' s go! |
| [05:35.00] | It was horrible. |
| [05:39.37] | They called me " Chicken Boy." |
| [05:49.28] | In fifth grade, I got in a fight. Well, not really. |
| [05:52.61] | Richard Danville bit me. |
| [05:54.58] | I still have a little scar right here. You can see it. |
| [05:58.39] | Yeah, yeah. I see the scar. |
| [06:00.76] | I think this is really great that, you know, you' ve shared your feelings. |
| [06:05.99] | |
| [06:08.06] | But what do you say we go share some food? |
| [06:11.63] | No, I couldn' t eat now. |
| [06:13.50] | What are you talking about? You love their Kung Pao chicken! |
| [06:18.91] | |
| [06:23.68] | Chicken Boy! I' m sorry. I didn' t mean to do that. |
| [06:34.02] | This is the nine millionth ring store, and I can' t find the perfect ring. |
| [06:38.99] | |
| [06:45.27] | It' s a beautiful selection. |
| [06:49.64] | So maybe you don' t get her a ring. Maybe you do something different. |
| [06:53.98] | An engagement bracelet or an engagement tiara! |
| [06:58.95] | An engagement Revolutionary War musket! |
| [07:03.55] | I' m so glad I picked you to help me with this. |
| [07:06.92] | Imagine getting down on one knee... |
| [07:09.12] | and handing her this gorgeous piece of weaponry? |
| [07:13.53] | I' ll stick with the ring. |
| [07:17.57] | This one' s nice. I like it. Sir? |
| [07:19.93] | Kind sir, can I see this one? |
| [07:23.30] | This is why you brought me. I know how to haggle. |
| [07:26.74] | Let me handle this from here. Can I help you? |
| [07:30.34] | I would like to see that ring. Or not. Whatever. |
| [07:35.18] | This ring is from the 1920s. |
| [07:37.15] | It' s a one and a half carat diamond with sapphires. 1. 5 |
| [07:40.69] | Sir, could I ask you...? |
| [07:42.52] | Could you hold out that ring and ask me to marry you? |
| [07:48.56] | Okay. Okay. |
| [07:52.10] | Will you marry me? |
| [07:54.60] | Oh, my God, that' s it! That' s the ring! |
| [07:58.47] | |
| [08:01.11] | How much is it? |
| [08:03.48] | |
| [08:05.25] | We will give you 10. |
| [08:09.22] | |
| [08:11.69] | But I can only pay 8000. |
| [08:14.72] | |
| [08:19.06] | |
| [08:21.60] | Oh, no! I lent my credit card to Joey. |
| [08:24.40] | I' ll go get it. You guard the ring. |
| [08:26.77] | Why did you give your credit card to Joey? To buy some Knicks tickets. |
| [08:30.27] | Then the jerk didn' t even invite me to the game. But I' m over it. Whatever! |
| [08:37.35] | Listen, I' m sorry about before. |
| [08:39.98] | Do you have anything here for 10? |
| [08:42.58] | |
| [08:45.89] | fivedollar bills. 5 |
| [08:50.46] | I' ll give you 1 for them. |
| [08:55.30] | Remember how Chandler and Phoebe blew us off yesterday? |
| [08:58.83] | |
| [09:01.30] | Remember, you were eating pizza? Yeah. |
| [09:06.11] | Chandler' s angry at us for not getting him a ticket to that Knicks game. |
| [09:11.61] | We were supposed to just get him one? That guy' s always mooching off of us. |
| [09:18.39] | Anyway, I still think we should try to patch things up. |
| [09:22.56] | We could get tickets to another game and invite him. |
| [09:25.99] | That' s a great idea. And I still have his credit card. |
| [09:30.50] | Here you go. |
| [09:31.77] | Hey, hey. I got this one. Here you go. |
| [09:35.94] | Sometimes I just don' t get Chandler. |
| [09:38.84] | We do stuff all the time without you, and you don' t get all upset. |
| [09:45.91] | All the time? All the time. |
| [09:50.22] | I' m sorry, it was rejected. |
| [09:52.19] | That' s impossible. Let me see that. |
| [09:55.32] | This one' s mine. Here you go. |
| [09:58.86] | Oh, my God! Oh, my God! |
| [10:02.33] | Still crying? Like a little girl. |
| [10:07.13] | I know, I know. This is all my fault. |
| [10:09.94] | I wanted him to open up. |
| [10:11.94] | I didn' t know that I was gonna unleash... |
| [10:14.74] | this weepy, clingy, moist monster! |
| [10:19.35] | I only know of two ways to shut a man up. One of them is sex. |
| [10:24.25] | What' s the other? Don' t know. Never had to use it. |
| [10:28.39] | I' m just saying, if we' re having sex, he' s not talking. |
| [10:32.26] | That' s right. You' re the talker. |
| [10:38.37] | Anyway, great idea. |
| [10:40.90] | I gotta buy him some more tissues. |
| [10:43.67] | We have some here. No, you don' t! |
| [10:48.24] | Okay. I' d also like to try on the tiara. |
| [10:55.18] | Oh, yeah. Okay. |
| [10:59.19] | What do you think? Too much? |
| [11:02.92] | A tad. |
| [11:05.93] | Take the tiara back... |
| [11:08.70] | and let me hold the musket again. |
| [11:19.31] | Something' s missing. |
| [11:21.91] | Let me see the ring that my friend picked out. |
| [11:25.91] | Where' s the 1920s princesscut ring? I just sold it to that gentleman. |
| [11:30.92] | Oh, my God! |
| [11:32.82] | Wait, no! |
| [11:37.96] | Let me out! Now! |
| [11:53.64] | |
| [11:55.24] | No. |
| [11:57.48] | How are you, Paul? Okay. |
| [12:05.12] | |
| [12:07.76] | |
| [12:12.99] | No! No. |
| [12:14.86] | It' s just that my dad never did. |
| [12:19.87] | I miss my dad. |
| [12:21.30] | You can see my dad in Vegas kissing other dads. |
| [12:29.78] | |
| [12:32.18] | Would you...? |
| [12:38.85] | Would you hug me? |
| [12:41.82] | I' m a little busy here, Paul. That' s what my dad used to say. |
| [12:46.63] | Okay. A quick one. Come on, hug it out. |
| [12:51.60] | There you go. |
| [12:54.14] | Okay. |
| [12:56.14] | |
| [13:00.01] | |
| [13:06.15] | Hi. Paul, is it? |
| [13:09.35] | Do you have my credit card? Yeah. It' s in my... |
| [13:12.35] | In my pocket. |
| [13:17.73] | My back pocket! Thank God. |
| [13:21.23] | I got tickets to the Knicks tonight. I can' t go. |
| [13:24.87] | It' ll be fun. |
| [13:26.23] | |
| [13:32.34] | Look, I don' t have time for this, okay? I gotta go. |
| [13:40.08] | That was mean. |
| [13:43.28] | Yeah, I know. |
| [13:46.22] | Get in here. Yeah. |
| [13:52.29] | Chandler, I found the perfect ring. |
| [13:54.90] | I' m gonna go with the one I picked first. |
| [13:57.93] | Oh, wake up. The one you picked is gone. It' s over! |
| [14:02.44] | |
| [14:04.00] | Some guy bought it. I tried to stop him, but they put me in jail! |
| [14:09.44] | They put you in jail? The little jail between the doors! |
| [14:13.61] | I asked you to guard the ring! I know. I' m sorry. |
| [14:17.12] | But this ring is better. And Monica never saw the other ring. |
| [14:21.22] | Yeah, but when he proposed to me with the ring, I got goosebumps. |
| [14:26.53] | Maybe it was the guy. It was the ring! |
| [14:31.77] | |
| [14:36.04] | What? I know. |
| [14:38.34] | I can' t believe it. |
| [14:40.61] | Can I tell you something? |
| [14:43.08] | I' m a little mad at him now! |
| [14:46.58] | Can I tell you something? |
| [14:50.08] | Me too! |
| [14:53.95] | He didn' t want to talk to us about being angry. |
| [14:57.09] | Maybe we don' t talk to him at all! |
| [15:02.40] | Freeze him out. Right! |
| [15:04.06] | I like it. We' ll show him. |
| [15:05.77] | From now on, it' s gonna be Joey and Ross, best friends. |
| [15:10.64] | We' ll be the new Joey and Chandler. |
| [15:15.68] | |
| [15:17.81] | You think you and Chandler were closer than me and Chandler? |
| [15:21.55] | Hey, don' t get angry. |
| [15:23.75] | We turn on each other, he wins. |
| [15:32.49] | Hi, I' m back. |
| [15:34.13] | I' ve written down more to tell you! |
| [15:36.40] | Oh, that' s great. |
| [15:39.93] | No, actually, that' s... |
| [15:42.80] | That' s great. That' s really great. |
| [15:45.61] | You know, I gotta tell you, writing, all that writing, it gets me... |
| [15:50.24] | It gets me kind of hot. |
| [15:53.28] | Wait, wait. Listen to this: |
| [15:56.72] | Know what I wanted to be at that age? |
| [15:59.92] | |
| [16:01.76] | |
| [16:04.16] | I wanted to be one with the waves.. Hold on. |
| [16:07.66] | Let me just get a little more comfortable here. |
| [16:12.30] | Wait a second. |
| [16:13.60] | This isn' t too revealing, is it? No. |
| [16:17.47] | Whatever happened to that little dude? |
| [16:21.14] | So full of dreams. |
| [16:25.41] | I don' t care about the little dude! |
| [16:29.55] | I can' t! I cannot listen to any more of this! |
| [16:32.79] | The only one who' d listen is a mental health professional! |
| [16:36.42] | That' s only because they get 100 an hour! |
| [16:38.96] | Do you know how much money I could have made listening to you? 2000! |
| [16:43.20] | Know when I figured that out? While you were talking! |
| [16:47.13] | I can' t believe you' re trying to stifle me when 14 hours ago... |
| [16:51.51] | we figured out that' s what my mother was trying to do! |
| [16:56.38] | I' m sorry. |
| [16:58.08] | I don' t mean... I didn' t mean to stifle you. |
| [17:02.38] | This is all just a little overwhelming. |
| [17:07.82] | I' m so sorry. |
| [17:10.62] | I didn' t mean to overwhelm you. |
| [17:12.59] | It' s just that when those gates open... |
| [17:16.30] | it' s hard to close them. |
| [17:22.24] | But they are closed now. Believe me. |
| [17:24.81] | I' m so glad. I' m so glad you shared. |
| [17:29.01] | And I' m glad that you' re done. |
| [17:34.15] | So what do you say we.... |
| [17:38.65] | I' d like that. |
| [17:51.70] | That was so good! |
| [18:04.55] | Oh, oh. |
| [18:09.22] | I can' t believe you talked me into this gumballmachinelooking ring. |
| [18:13.92] | It' s not a gumballmachinelooking ring. It' s a beautiful ring! |
| [18:17.72] | No, it' s not. |
| [18:19.46] | When I looked at the other ring, I could see Monica' s face... |
| [18:23.26] | and I could see her saying yes. Looking at this, I only see a ring. |
| [18:27.30] | Unless I look at it really closely, and then I can see my own eye. |
| [18:36.48] | This is the most important thing I' ll ever do. I want to make it perfect. |
| [18:42.55] | Maybe we could get the other ring back. |
| [18:45.49] | I heard where the guy was gonna propose. |
| [18:48.46] | Maybe we could get him to trade rings. I can' t do that. |
| [18:52.43] | You certainly can' t give her that stupid gumball ring. |
| [18:56.13] | |
| [19:00.50] | |
| [19:03.17] | |
| [19:04.34] | Somewhere Over the...? |
| [19:07.77] | |
| [19:09.61] | No, just L' Espace. |
| [19:13.25] | I' d love to know how you got from rainbow to L' Espace. |
| [19:16.72] | No, you wouldn' t. |
| [19:19.29] | You don' t wanna get in here. |
| [19:29.80] | There he is. |
| [19:31.37] | He hasn' t proposed yet. She has no ring on. |
| [19:34.43] | Wow, you' re good! After this, we should solve crimes. |
| [19:38.67] | Okay. Go get him. |
| [19:40.47] | Oh, okay. |
| [19:44.34] | Excuse me. Could you come with me? You have a phone call. |
| [19:48.95] | Who is it? It' s your office. |
| [19:51.25] | |
| [19:53.72] | Oh, John! Great! |
| [19:58.56] | There he is. Hi. Okay. |
| [20:00.69] | There was a mixup at the store. |
| [20:02.90] | The ring you have was supposed to be held for me. |
| [20:06.43] | I' m gonna need to have that back. |
| [20:10.60] | In exchange, I' m willing to trade you this beautiful, more expensive ring. |
| [20:17.61] | Wow, I would trade. |
| [20:20.95] | It is beautiful, but I' m gonna use this one. Excuse me. |
| [20:24.65] | This is my fiancee, and her heart was set on that ring. |
| [20:28.26] | Do you want to break her heart? |
| [20:30.46] | Yeah. Do you want to break a dying woman' s heart? |
| [20:34.60] | You' re dying? |
| [20:39.57] | Yeah, she' s dying... |
| [20:41.40] | of a cough, apparently. |
| [20:45.44] | It' s my dying wish to have that ring. If I' m not buried with it... |
| [20:49.81] | my spirit will wander the netherworld.. |
| [20:53.11] | That' s enough! |
| [20:55.95] | Oh, I don' t know. |
| [20:59.69] | Let me see it. Great. Okay, here. |
| [21:04.93] | |
| [21:07.79] | And you are about to marry a wonderful man. |
| [21:17.00] | Hey, I' m marrying a dead woman! |
| [21:25.98] | Guys? |
| [21:30.58] | I' ve got something important to tell you. |
| [21:34.19] | Guys? |
| [21:36.99] | Guys? |
| [21:38.39] | Guys? |
| [21:41.66] | I' m gonna ask Monica to marry me. |
| [21:46.33] | I think we gotta end the freezeout. |
| [21:51.14] | Wait. Is this for real? |
| [21:53.21] | Yeah. Check out the ring. |
| [21:55.84] | Oh, my God! |
| [21:58.75] | So you two are really serious? |
| [22:03.22] | Yeah, pretty much. |
| [22:05.75] | You' re gonna get married? |
| [22:09.42] | We' re gonna be brothersinlaw! Come here! |
| [22:13.43] | And we' re gonna be friends again. |
| [22:18.40] | |
| [22:19.87] | Water under the bridge! Forget it! Okay. |
| [22:23.64] | I was gonna wait till it was official, but I had to tell you guys. |
| [22:27.41] | You' re my best friends. |
| [22:29.34] | I can' t believe this. Me too. |
| [22:31.01] | I was planning on having a conversation with you about your intentions. |
| [22:36.58] | I think I' m gonna cry. |
| [22:38.69] | Oh! No more crying! |
| [22:41.15] | I just dumped one crybaby. I' ll dump you too. |
| [22:46.16] | I' m gonna ask Monica to marry me. |
| [22:49.03] | Oh, my God! |
| [22:50.96] | Oh, my God! |
| [22:52.83] | Oh, Chandler! You guys are gonna be so happy! |
| [22:56.30] | I know. Where' s all the tissues?! |
| [23:02.41] | |
| [23:08.68] | Hey. Hey, Phoebe. |
| [23:10.08] | He' s gonna ask Monica to marry him. Oh, I know. I helped pick out the ring. |
| [23:17.26] | You told her before you told us? |
| [23:20.99] | She walked in while I was looking at brochures. You can understand that. |
| [23:27.40] | Guys? |
| [23:31.61] | Guys? |
| [23:36.01] | Guys? |
| [23:39.98] | God, that ring Chandler picked out was so beautiful. |
| [23:43.85] | You should know. You' ve bought like a billion of them. |
| [23:49.32] | Humor based on my pain. |
| [23:54.19] | You know what' s funny? |
| [23:55.90] | Of all of your wives, I' m the only one who never got a ring. |
| [23:59.37] | This a big issue for you? |
| [24:02.60] | No, but it would have been nice to have a little memento... |
| [24:05.97] | of our married time together. |
| [24:08.81] | Something other than the divorce papers and the hangover. |
| [24:14.08] | Ross is obviously not gonna get you a ring. |
| [24:16.32] | But ask for a musket. Ask for a musket! |
| [24:20.62] | When we were married, do you know what I never got? |
| [24:23.92] | Sex. |
| [24:26.29] | Well, yeah. No ring, no sex. Big surprise. |
| [24:31.40] | Get me a musket and we' ll talk. |
| [00:02.76] | Can you help me pick an engagement ring? |
| [00:05.40] | I can' t figure this out. Should I get her a Tiffany cut or a princess cut or a..? |
| [00:11.01] | Paper cut! |
| [00:13.91] | Have you told anyone else? No, I don' t want Monica to find out. |
| [00:18.61] | You told me. |
| [00:19.95] | Because I trust you and we' re friends... |
| [00:22.48] | and you saw me looking at ring brochures. |
| [00:26.45] | Once again, not knocking pays off. |
| [00:29.62] | I wish you hadn' t been on the toilet. Me too. |
| [00:33.63] | Let me see. Is there such a thing as a Monica cut? |
| [00:36.70] | Because that would be you best bet. |
| [00:41.94] | Want to go to the coffeehouse? Oh, all right. |
| [00:45.74] | We were just gonna see if you wanted to go. |
| [00:48.34] | Well, we don' t because we got the other place. |
| [00:54.65] | How rude. |
| [00:57.59] | Sorry. Want a bite? |
| [01:01.39] | The One With The Ring |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [01:38.79] | So how are things going with Paul? |
| [01:41.66] | Good. |
| [01:42.96] | Although, you know, he' s a private guy. |
| [01:45.67] | I wish I could get him to open up, share some feelings. |
| [01:49.07] | You just have to think of him as a jar of pickles that won' t open. |
| [01:55.61] | I should run him under hot water and bang his head against a table? |
| [02:01.02] | That' s what you do when you want to get the truth out of someone. |
| [02:10.13] | Watch this. Okay. |
| [02:11.73] | |
| [02:13.53] | How are things going with you? |
| [02:17.00] | Can' t complain. |
| [02:23.01] | Let' s go! |
| [02:26.34] | |
| [02:29.38] | You take care. |
| [02:36.38] | What was the deal with you and Chandler blowing us off before? |
| [02:40.09] | That was so weird, huh? |
| [02:43.46] | Why did you do it? |
| [02:44.86] | I didn' t do it. It was Chandler. |
| [02:48.76] | He' s mad at you. |
| [02:51.40] | |
| [02:55.94] | I can' t think of anything. |
| [02:57.77] | Come on. You' re a paleontologist. Dig a little deeper. |
| [03:04.21] | Is it because Joey and I didn' t invite him to that Knicks game? |
| [03:08.92] | Is that something he' d be mad at you for? |
| [03:12.72] | I guess it could. Well, then I think that' s it. |
| [03:16.93] | If he' s angry, he shouldn' t hide it. I wish he' d just tell me the truth. |
| [03:21.60] | You should run him under hot water and bang his head against the table. |
| [03:29.70] | Honey, I made a reservation at China Garden. Is that okay? |
| [03:32.84] | Yeah, that' s great. |
| [03:34.41] | But first, talk to me. Talk to me. Tell me about your day. |
| [03:39.25] | It was fine. |
| [03:42.35] | Okay. |
| [03:45.42] | What are you thinking right now? |
| [03:48.02] | That you are looking really fine in that dress. |
| [03:52.33] | Yeah, that' s great, Paul. But, you know.... |
| [03:55.93] | I want to know what.. Wow, those are really great! |
| [04:01.80] | |
| [04:03.44] | what is behind this strong, silent exterior? |
| [04:07.81] | They say that still waters run deep, and I want to swim in yours. |
| [04:14.88] | Are you talking about having sex? |
| [04:18.15] | No, Paul. |
| [04:19.82] | I don' t know anything about you. Tell me about your childhood. |
| [04:24.79] | Normal. |
| [04:26.86] | Then how about puberty? Come on! That' s always a painful time. |
| [04:31.07] | Your friends have a slumber party and stick your hand in warm water... |
| [04:35.07] | while you sleep, so you pee in your sleeping bag. |
| [04:40.14] | No, that never happened to me. |
| [04:42.64] | You' re lucky you never met that bitch, Sharon Majeski. |
| [04:47.28] | |
| [04:49.32] | The rest of your life. Any regrets? |
| [04:53.05] | Nope. |
| [04:55.12] | I' m not asking for a lot here. |
| [04:57.39] | Just give me something. Anything. |
| [05:01.53] | Okay. Okay. |
| [05:06.20] | When I was 6 years old, I wanted a Big Wheel. 6 |
| [05:10.44] | And instead, my parents got me this little... |
| [05:13.44] | plastic chicken that you hop around on. |
| [05:17.71] | It was embarrassing. Kids made fun of me. |
| [05:20.32] | That was a tough year. |
| [05:23.38] | That' s great! See? |
| [05:25.95] | I already feel like I know you a little better. |
| [05:29.46] | Okay, come on. Now we can go eat. Let' s go! |
| [05:35.00] | It was horrible. |
| [05:39.37] | They called me " Chicken Boy." |
| [05:49.28] | In fifth grade, I got in a fight. Well, not really. |
| [05:52.61] | Richard Danville bit me. |
| [05:54.58] | I still have a little scar right here. You can see it. |
| [05:58.39] | Yeah, yeah. I see the scar. |
| [06:00.76] | I think this is really great that, you know, you' ve shared your feelings. |
| [06:05.99] | |
| [06:08.06] | But what do you say we go share some food? |
| [06:11.63] | No, I couldn' t eat now. |
| [06:13.50] | What are you talking about? You love their Kung Pao chicken! |
| [06:18.91] | |
| [06:23.68] | Chicken Boy! I' m sorry. I didn' t mean to do that. |
| [06:34.02] | This is the nine millionth ring store, and I can' t find the perfect ring. |
| [06:38.99] | |
| [06:45.27] | It' s a beautiful selection. |
| [06:49.64] | So maybe you don' t get her a ring. Maybe you do something different. |
| [06:53.98] | An engagement bracelet or an engagement tiara! |
| [06:58.95] | An engagement Revolutionary War musket! |
| [07:03.55] | I' m so glad I picked you to help me with this. |
| [07:06.92] | Imagine getting down on one knee... |
| [07:09.12] | and handing her this gorgeous piece of weaponry? |
| [07:13.53] | I' ll stick with the ring. |
| [07:17.57] | This one' s nice. I like it. Sir? |
| [07:19.93] | Kind sir, can I see this one? |
| [07:23.30] | This is why you brought me. I know how to haggle. |
| [07:26.74] | Let me handle this from here. Can I help you? |
| [07:30.34] | I would like to see that ring. Or not. Whatever. |
| [07:35.18] | This ring is from the 1920s. |
| [07:37.15] | It' s a one and a half carat diamond with sapphires. 1. 5 |
| [07:40.69] | Sir, could I ask you...? |
| [07:42.52] | Could you hold out that ring and ask me to marry you? |
| [07:48.56] | Okay. Okay. |
| [07:52.10] | Will you marry me? |
| [07:54.60] | Oh, my God, that' s it! That' s the ring! |
| [07:58.47] | |
| [08:01.11] | How much is it? |
| [08:03.48] | |
| [08:05.25] | We will give you 10. |
| [08:09.22] | |
| [08:11.69] | But I can only pay 8000. |
| [08:14.72] | |
| [08:19.06] | |
| [08:21.60] | Oh, no! I lent my credit card to Joey. |
| [08:24.40] | I' ll go get it. You guard the ring. |
| [08:26.77] | Why did you give your credit card to Joey? To buy some Knicks tickets. |
| [08:30.27] | Then the jerk didn' t even invite me to the game. But I' m over it. Whatever! |
| [08:37.35] | Listen, I' m sorry about before. |
| [08:39.98] | Do you have anything here for 10? |
| [08:42.58] | |
| [08:45.89] | fivedollar bills. 5 |
| [08:50.46] | I' ll give you 1 for them. |
| [08:55.30] | Remember how Chandler and Phoebe blew us off yesterday? |
| [08:58.83] | |
| [09:01.30] | Remember, you were eating pizza? Yeah. |
| [09:06.11] | Chandler' s angry at us for not getting him a ticket to that Knicks game. |
| [09:11.61] | We were supposed to just get him one? That guy' s always mooching off of us. |
| [09:18.39] | Anyway, I still think we should try to patch things up. |
| [09:22.56] | We could get tickets to another game and invite him. |
| [09:25.99] | That' s a great idea. And I still have his credit card. |
| [09:30.50] | Here you go. |
| [09:31.77] | Hey, hey. I got this one. Here you go. |
| [09:35.94] | Sometimes I just don' t get Chandler. |
| [09:38.84] | We do stuff all the time without you, and you don' t get all upset. |
| [09:45.91] | All the time? All the time. |
| [09:50.22] | I' m sorry, it was rejected. |
| [09:52.19] | That' s impossible. Let me see that. |
| [09:55.32] | This one' s mine. Here you go. |
| [09:58.86] | Oh, my God! Oh, my God! |
| [10:02.33] | Still crying? Like a little girl. |
| [10:07.13] | I know, I know. This is all my fault. |
| [10:09.94] | I wanted him to open up. |
| [10:11.94] | I didn' t know that I was gonna unleash... |
| [10:14.74] | this weepy, clingy, moist monster! |
| [10:19.35] | I only know of two ways to shut a man up. One of them is sex. |
| [10:24.25] | What' s the other? Don' t know. Never had to use it. |
| [10:28.39] | I' m just saying, if we' re having sex, he' s not talking. |
| [10:32.26] | That' s right. You' re the talker. |
| [10:38.37] | Anyway, great idea. |
| [10:40.90] | I gotta buy him some more tissues. |
| [10:43.67] | We have some here. No, you don' t! |
| [10:48.24] | Okay. I' d also like to try on the tiara. |
| [10:55.18] | Oh, yeah. Okay. |
| [10:59.19] | What do you think? Too much? |
| [11:02.92] | A tad. |
| [11:05.93] | Take the tiara back... |
| [11:08.70] | and let me hold the musket again. |
| [11:19.31] | Something' s missing. |
| [11:21.91] | Let me see the ring that my friend picked out. |
| [11:25.91] | Where' s the 1920s princesscut ring? I just sold it to that gentleman. |
| [11:30.92] | Oh, my God! |
| [11:32.82] | Wait, no! |
| [11:37.96] | Let me out! Now! |
| [11:53.64] | |
| [11:55.24] | No. |
| [11:57.48] | How are you, Paul? Okay. |
| [12:05.12] | |
| [12:07.76] | |
| [12:12.99] | No! No. |
| [12:14.86] | It' s just that my dad never did. |
| [12:19.87] | I miss my dad. |
| [12:21.30] | You can see my dad in Vegas kissing other dads. |
| [12:29.78] | |
| [12:32.18] | Would you...? |
| [12:38.85] | Would you hug me? |
| [12:41.82] | I' m a little busy here, Paul. That' s what my dad used to say. |
| [12:46.63] | Okay. A quick one. Come on, hug it out. |
| [12:51.60] | There you go. |
| [12:54.14] | Okay. |
| [12:56.14] | |
| [13:00.01] | |
| [13:06.15] | Hi. Paul, is it? |
| [13:09.35] | Do you have my credit card? Yeah. It' s in my... |
| [13:12.35] | In my pocket. |
| [13:17.73] | My back pocket! Thank God. |
| [13:21.23] | I got tickets to the Knicks tonight. I can' t go. |
| [13:24.87] | It' ll be fun. |
| [13:26.23] | |
| [13:32.34] | Look, I don' t have time for this, okay? I gotta go. |
| [13:40.08] | That was mean. |
| [13:43.28] | Yeah, I know. |
| [13:46.22] | Get in here. Yeah. |
| [13:52.29] | Chandler, I found the perfect ring. |
| [13:54.90] | I' m gonna go with the one I picked first. |
| [13:57.93] | Oh, wake up. The one you picked is gone. It' s over! |
| [14:02.44] | |
| [14:04.00] | Some guy bought it. I tried to stop him, but they put me in jail! |
| [14:09.44] | They put you in jail? The little jail between the doors! |
| [14:13.61] | I asked you to guard the ring! I know. I' m sorry. |
| [14:17.12] | But this ring is better. And Monica never saw the other ring. |
| [14:21.22] | Yeah, but when he proposed to me with the ring, I got goosebumps. |
| [14:26.53] | Maybe it was the guy. It was the ring! |
| [14:31.77] | |
| [14:36.04] | What? I know. |
| [14:38.34] | I can' t believe it. |
| [14:40.61] | Can I tell you something? |
| [14:43.08] | I' m a little mad at him now! |
| [14:46.58] | Can I tell you something? |
| [14:50.08] | Me too! |
| [14:53.95] | He didn' t want to talk to us about being angry. |
| [14:57.09] | Maybe we don' t talk to him at all! |
| [15:02.40] | Freeze him out. Right! |
| [15:04.06] | I like it. We' ll show him. |
| [15:05.77] | From now on, it' s gonna be Joey and Ross, best friends. |
| [15:10.64] | We' ll be the new Joey and Chandler. |
| [15:15.68] | |
| [15:17.81] | You think you and Chandler were closer than me and Chandler? |
| [15:21.55] | Hey, don' t get angry. |
| [15:23.75] | We turn on each other, he wins. |
| [15:32.49] | Hi, I' m back. |
| [15:34.13] | I' ve written down more to tell you! |
| [15:36.40] | Oh, that' s great. |
| [15:39.93] | No, actually, that' s... |
| [15:42.80] | That' s great. That' s really great. |
| [15:45.61] | You know, I gotta tell you, writing, all that writing, it gets me... |
| [15:50.24] | It gets me kind of hot. |
| [15:53.28] | Wait, wait. Listen to this: |
| [15:56.72] | Know what I wanted to be at that age? |
| [15:59.92] | |
| [16:01.76] | |
| [16:04.16] | I wanted to be one with the waves.. Hold on. |
| [16:07.66] | Let me just get a little more comfortable here. |
| [16:12.30] | Wait a second. |
| [16:13.60] | This isn' t too revealing, is it? No. |
| [16:17.47] | Whatever happened to that little dude? |
| [16:21.14] | So full of dreams. |
| [16:25.41] | I don' t care about the little dude! |
| [16:29.55] | I can' t! I cannot listen to any more of this! |
| [16:32.79] | The only one who' d listen is a mental health professional! |
| [16:36.42] | That' s only because they get 100 an hour! |
| [16:38.96] | Do you know how much money I could have made listening to you? 2000! |
| [16:43.20] | Know when I figured that out? While you were talking! |
| [16:47.13] | I can' t believe you' re trying to stifle me when 14 hours ago... |
| [16:51.51] | we figured out that' s what my mother was trying to do! |
| [16:56.38] | I' m sorry. |
| [16:58.08] | I don' t mean... I didn' t mean to stifle you. |
| [17:02.38] | This is all just a little overwhelming. |
| [17:07.82] | I' m so sorry. |
| [17:10.62] | I didn' t mean to overwhelm you. |
| [17:12.59] | It' s just that when those gates open... |
| [17:16.30] | it' s hard to close them. |
| [17:22.24] | But they are closed now. Believe me. |
| [17:24.81] | I' m so glad. I' m so glad you shared. |
| [17:29.01] | And I' m glad that you' re done. |
| [17:34.15] | So what do you say we.... |
| [17:38.65] | I' d like that. |
| [17:51.70] | That was so good! |
| [18:04.55] | Oh, oh. |
| [18:09.22] | I can' t believe you talked me into this gumballmachinelooking ring. |
| [18:13.92] | It' s not a gumballmachinelooking ring. It' s a beautiful ring! |
| [18:17.72] | No, it' s not. |
| [18:19.46] | When I looked at the other ring, I could see Monica' s face... |
| [18:23.26] | and I could see her saying yes. Looking at this, I only see a ring. |
| [18:27.30] | Unless I look at it really closely, and then I can see my own eye. |
| [18:36.48] | This is the most important thing I' ll ever do. I want to make it perfect. |
| [18:42.55] | Maybe we could get the other ring back. |
| [18:45.49] | I heard where the guy was gonna propose. |
| [18:48.46] | Maybe we could get him to trade rings. I can' t do that. |
| [18:52.43] | You certainly can' t give her that stupid gumball ring. |
| [18:56.13] | |
| [19:00.50] | |
| [19:03.17] | |
| [19:04.34] | Somewhere Over the...? |
| [19:07.77] | |
| [19:09.61] | No, just L' Espace. |
| [19:13.25] | I' d love to know how you got from rainbow to L' Espace. |
| [19:16.72] | No, you wouldn' t. |
| [19:19.29] | You don' t wanna get in here. |
| [19:29.80] | There he is. |
| [19:31.37] | He hasn' t proposed yet. She has no ring on. |
| [19:34.43] | Wow, you' re good! After this, we should solve crimes. |
| [19:38.67] | Okay. Go get him. |
| [19:40.47] | Oh, okay. |
| [19:44.34] | Excuse me. Could you come with me? You have a phone call. |
| [19:48.95] | Who is it? It' s your office. |
| [19:51.25] | |
| [19:53.72] | Oh, John! Great! |
| [19:58.56] | There he is. Hi. Okay. |
| [20:00.69] | There was a mixup at the store. |
| [20:02.90] | The ring you have was supposed to be held for me. |
| [20:06.43] | I' m gonna need to have that back. |
| [20:10.60] | In exchange, I' m willing to trade you this beautiful, more expensive ring. |
| [20:17.61] | Wow, I would trade. |
| [20:20.95] | It is beautiful, but I' m gonna use this one. Excuse me. |
| [20:24.65] | This is my fiancee, and her heart was set on that ring. |
| [20:28.26] | Do you want to break her heart? |
| [20:30.46] | Yeah. Do you want to break a dying woman' s heart? |
| [20:34.60] | You' re dying? |
| [20:39.57] | Yeah, she' s dying... |
| [20:41.40] | of a cough, apparently. |
| [20:45.44] | It' s my dying wish to have that ring. If I' m not buried with it... |
| [20:49.81] | my spirit will wander the netherworld.. |
| [20:53.11] | That' s enough! |
| [20:55.95] | Oh, I don' t know. |
| [20:59.69] | Let me see it. Great. Okay, here. |
| [21:04.93] | |
| [21:07.79] | And you are about to marry a wonderful man. |
| [21:17.00] | Hey, I' m marrying a dead woman! |
| [21:25.98] | Guys? |
| [21:30.58] | I' ve got something important to tell you. |
| [21:34.19] | Guys? |
| [21:36.99] | Guys? |
| [21:38.39] | Guys? |
| [21:41.66] | I' m gonna ask Monica to marry me. |
| [21:46.33] | I think we gotta end the freezeout. |
| [21:51.14] | Wait. Is this for real? |
| [21:53.21] | Yeah. Check out the ring. |
| [21:55.84] | Oh, my God! |
| [21:58.75] | So you two are really serious? |
| [22:03.22] | Yeah, pretty much. |
| [22:05.75] | You' re gonna get married? |
| [22:09.42] | We' re gonna be brothersinlaw! Come here! |
| [22:13.43] | And we' re gonna be friends again. |
| [22:18.40] | |
| [22:19.87] | Water under the bridge! Forget it! Okay. |
| [22:23.64] | I was gonna wait till it was official, but I had to tell you guys. |
| [22:27.41] | You' re my best friends. |
| [22:29.34] | I can' t believe this. Me too. |
| [22:31.01] | I was planning on having a conversation with you about your intentions. |
| [22:36.58] | I think I' m gonna cry. |
| [22:38.69] | Oh! No more crying! |
| [22:41.15] | I just dumped one crybaby. I' ll dump you too. |
| [22:46.16] | I' m gonna ask Monica to marry me. |
| [22:49.03] | Oh, my God! |
| [22:50.96] | Oh, my God! |
| [22:52.83] | Oh, Chandler! You guys are gonna be so happy! |
| [22:56.30] | I know. Where' s all the tissues?! |
| [23:02.41] | |
| [23:08.68] | Hey. Hey, Phoebe. |
| [23:10.08] | He' s gonna ask Monica to marry him. Oh, I know. I helped pick out the ring. |
| [23:17.26] | You told her before you told us? |
| [23:20.99] | She walked in while I was looking at brochures. You can understand that. |
| [23:27.40] | Guys? |
| [23:31.61] | Guys? |
| [23:36.01] | Guys? |
| [23:39.98] | God, that ring Chandler picked out was so beautiful. |
| [23:43.85] | You should know. You' ve bought like a billion of them. |
| [23:49.32] | Humor based on my pain. |
| [23:54.19] | You know what' s funny? |
| [23:55.90] | Of all of your wives, I' m the only one who never got a ring. |
| [23:59.37] | This a big issue for you? |
| [24:02.60] | No, but it would have been nice to have a little memento... |
| [24:05.97] | of our married time together. |
| [24:08.81] | Something other than the divorce papers and the hangover. |
| [24:14.08] | Ross is obviously not gonna get you a ring. |
| [24:16.32] | But ask for a musket. Ask for a musket! |
| [24:20.62] | When we were married, do you know what I never got? |
| [24:23.92] | Sex. |
| [24:26.29] | Well, yeah. No ring, no sex. Big surprise. |
| [24:31.40] | Get me a musket and we' ll talk. |
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