| [00:02.50] | Okay,Rach,that's muffin and espresso,$4.50. 瑞秋，松饼加浓缩咖啡4块5 |
| [00:05.53] | Ross,double latte,$2.75. Chandler,coffee and a scone,$4.25. 罗斯，双份拿铁2块7毛5 钱德，咖啡和小圆饼4块2毛5 |
| [00:10.24] | And Phoebe,herbal tea,$1.25. 菲比，花茶，1块2毛5 |
| [00:12.91] | All together that's $12.75. 总共是…12块7毛5 |
| [00:15.91] | This coming from the man who couldn't split our $80 phone bill in half. 这是80元电话费除以二 不会除的人 |
| [00:21.98] | How much do I owe you? 我的松饼和拿铁多少钱？ |
| [00:23.79] | That's on the house, courtesy of Joey Tribbiani. 你的由乔伊崔比亚尼免费招待 |
| [00:27.79] | Great. Well,tell him thanks. 真好，帮我谢谢他 |
| [00:30.39] | And since Joey seems like such a nice guy... 既然乔伊人这么好 |
| [00:33.66] | maybe we could go out? 也许我们可以约个会 |
| [00:35.40] | He's not used to women being so forward... 他不太习惯女人这么主动 |
| [00:38.17] | but I could check with him. He says it's okay. 不过我问过他，他说好 |
| [00:43.41] | Great. Thanks. Bye-bye. 太好了，谢谢，再见 |
| [00:45.67] | How come our stuff isn't free? 乔伊，为什么我们不是免费？ |
| [00:47.84] | It will be when you look like that in a tight skirt. 等你穿窄裙也那么辣就可以免费了 |
| [00:51.58] | I'm getting more dates than ever. 真好，我的约会破记录的多 |
| [00:53.85] | You're only giving free stuff to the pretty girls? 慢着，你只算美女免费？ |
| [00:57.09] | Joey,that is so gross! 对啊，好恶心喔 |
| [00:59.75] | How about a scone on the house,baby? 要不要来一块免费小圆饼？ |
| [01:04.09] | I'm pretty. 我是美女 |
| [01:07.66] | The One With Rachel's Sister 本集播出：“姐妹大比拼” |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [01:45.73] | -Hey,does anyone have any gum? -I do. 有人有口香糖吗？ 我有 |
| [01:51.34] | Here. Sorry. 拿一下 |
| [01:53.84] | Oh,you know what? 好像是… |
| [01:58.45] | No. 不是 |
| [02:01.12] | Wait a second. 等一下 |
| [02:08.86] | -I know it's in here. -You know what? I'm good. 我记得我有 算了，不用了 |
| [02:12.49] | Sorry,I guess it's in my big bag. 抱歉，大概在我的大袋子里 |
| [02:16.56] | Say,does anybody have a goldfish? 有人有金鱼吗？ |
| [02:23.07] | Why are you here? Shouldn't you be at work? 你怎么回来了？不是在上班？ |
| [02:25.61] | They sent me home. They said I can't work if I'm sick. 他们叫我回家 说什么感冒不能做菜 |
| [02:30.15] | -Sorry you're sick. -I'm not sick! -真可怜 -我没有感冒 |
| [02:34.15] | I don't get sick. Getting sick is for weaklings, it's for pansies. 我才不会感冒 软弱和娘娘腔的人才会感冒 |
| [02:39.79] | No one thinks that you're a pansy... 没有人觉得你娘娘腔 |
| [02:42.16] | but we do think that you need a tissue. 但我们觉得你需要面纸 |
| [02:48.06] | I have not been sick in over three years. 我已经3年多没感冒了 |
| [02:52.33] | I think you're sick because that used to be in your nose. 我觉得你感冒了，因为…… 那个原本在你的鼻子里 |
| [02:58.17] | I'll get tissue. 我帮你拿几张面纸 |
| [02:59.57] | I don't need a tissue. I'm fine-d. 我不需要面纸，我很好…哪 |
| [03:02.88] | When you put a D at the end of fine... 好的后面还加个哪 |
| [03:05.75] | you're not fine. 就是不好哪 |
| [03:09.12] | I'm fine-d. 我很好…哪 |
| [03:11.75] | I'm fine-d. 我很好…哪 |
| [03:14.72] | It's a really hard word to say. 这句话很难说 |
| [03:29.94] | -Yes? -Hi. Is Rachel here? I'm her sister. -哪一位？ -瑞秋在吗？我是她的妹妹 |
| [03:33.27] | Oh,my God,Jill! 天哪，吉儿 |
| [03:34.94] | Oh,my God,Rachel! 天哪，瑞秋 |
| [03:37.58] | Oh,my God,introduce us. 天哪，介绍一下吧 |
| [03:40.28] | This is Chandler. And you know Monica and Ross. 这位是钱德 你认识摩妮卡和罗斯 |
| [03:43.99] | And that's Phoebe. And that's Joey. 那是菲比，那是乔伊 |
| [03:46.39] | -How you doing? -Don't! -你好吗？ -别…… |
| [03:53.29] | Honey,what are you doing here? 你怎么来了？ |
| [03:55.63] | Which sister is this? 这是哪个妹妹？ |
| [03:57.07] | Is this the spoiled one or the one that bit her? 被宠坏的还是愤世嫉俗的？ |
| [04:00.27] | Daddy cut me off. 老爸断了我的财源 |
| [04:01.67] | Never mind,I got it. 我知道了 |
| [04:03.77] | You know what I said? 你知道我怎么说？ |
| [04:05.44] | I said,"I'll hire a lawyer, sue you,take all your money... 我说 “我要请一个律师 把你的钱都告过来” |
| [04:09.08] | and cut you off!" “然后断了你的财源” |
| [04:10.81] | Wow. What did he say? 那他怎么说？ |
| [04:12.48] | That he wouldn't pay for my lawyer. 他说不帮我付律师费 |
| [04:15.68] | Then he told me to learn the value of money... 还叫我跟他唯一自豪的女儿 |
| [04:18.42] | from the one daughter he's actually proud of. 来学学金钱的价值 |
| [04:22.79] | Did you hear that? My dad's proud of me. 你们听到了吗？我爸以我为荣 |
| [04:25.86] | My dad's proud of me. 我爸以我为荣 |
| [04:28.13] | -Rach? -Oh,yeah. Sorry. -瑞秋？ -好，抱歉 |
| [04:30.00] | Honey,so what did you do that made Dad cut you off? 爸为什么不给你钱？ |
| [04:34.30] | Okay,I bought a boat. 我买了一艘船 |
| [04:36.04] | You bought a boat? 你买了一艘船？ |
| [04:38.14] | It wasn't for me, it was for a friend. 不是我要的，是要送朋友的 |
| [04:41.61] | Boy,did we make friends with the wrong sister. 我们不该跟姐姐交朋友的 |
| [04:45.88] | I knew it was stupid and I shouldn't have done it... 我知道这样很蠢很不应该 |
| [04:48.85] | but she bought me all these CDs and said I had a cute haircut. 但她送我一大堆CD 还说我的发型很漂亮 |
| [04:52.75] | And your daddy didn't understand? 而你爸却不能理解？ |
| [04:55.79] | I know,and usually I just cry and say I'm sorry and he forgives me. 就是啊 通常我哭着道歉就没事了 |
| [05:00.06] | Oh,yes,good criers,the Green girls. 没错，格林家的女生最会哭了 |
| [05:06.13] | I mean,the Green sisters. 我是说格林家的姐妹 |
| [05:12.21] | Man,no matter how you say it... 不管怎么说... |
| [05:13.78] | it still sounds like you're talking about green people. 听起来都像蛤蜊 |
| [05:18.75] | I'm at rock bottom. 我真是冷到极点 |
| [05:22.08] | This is the best thing that could've happened to you. 吉儿，这是一次最好的教训 |
| [05:25.59] | You've needed to get out on your own. 反正你也得独立 |
| [05:27.92] | When I did it, at first I was scared, but then look at me now. 我刚独立时也很害怕 结果现在呢 |
| [05:32.19] | I am the only daughter that Dad is proud of. 我是唯一让老爸骄傲的女儿 |
| [05:37.33] | I can't believe him. How does he expect me to buy stuff? 他真是太扯了 我要怎么买东西？ |
| [05:40.20] | Maybe,you know, you won't buy stuff for a while. 那你就先不要买东西 |
| [05:43.37] | I don't understand. 我不懂 |
| [05:46.24] | This is what you'll do. You're gonna get a job. 你现在要做的是找一份工作 |
| [05:49.14] | You're gonna get an apartment. 找一间公寓 |
| [05:51.25] | And then you will live off the money that you earn. 然后靠你自己赚的钱过活 |
| [05:54.65] | Okay,I know this is what you did... 好，我知道你是这样 |
| [05:57.69] | but that doesn't sound like me. 但这不像我的作风 |
| [06:01.02] | Okay,but it can be. It can be you. 但你可以做得到 我会帮你 |
| [06:03.22] | And you can stay with us. Right,Phoebe? 你可以跟我们住 菲比，可以吧？ |
| [06:06.43] | -Of course, yeah. -Oh,that's so great! -当然可以 -太好了 |
| [06:09.26] | Okay,I'm really gonna do this. I don't know how to thank you. 好，那我就来独立 真不知道该怎么谢谢你们 |
| [06:13.07] | Oh,I like cars. 我喜欢汽车 |
| [06:21.48] | -You all finished? -Yes. -你吃完了吗？ -吃完了 |
| [06:23.24] | Great. 太好了 |
| [06:28.48] | Okay,here are the tips for this morning. 早上的小费出来了 |
| [06:31.22] | Jen gets 50, 50 for me and Joey owes 8 dollars. 珍50，我50 乔伊欠8块钱 |
| [06:36.82] | -What? -For all the free food you gave away. -什么？ -因为你到处送吃的 |
| [06:39.23] | If it's free, how come you're charging me for it? 既然是送的，为什么跟我要钱 |
| [06:43.46] | We don't give anything away unless it's a birthday. 我们只免费招待寿星 |
| [06:47.00] | What if they came in third in a modeling contest? 那模特儿比赛第三名呢？ |
| [06:51.31] | No. 不行 |
| [06:52.57] | Sorry. 抱歉 |
| [06:57.55] | I just had the hardest day. Some of these are so heavy. 我今天好惨，这些袋子好重 |
| [07:02.32] | How did you pay? I thought your dad took your credit card. 吉儿，你怎么有钱？ 你爸不是把信用卡都收走了？ |
| [07:05.92] | I memorized those numbers when I was 15. 拜托，我15岁就会背卡号了 |
| [07:09.46] | But look at all the cool make-it-on-my-own stuff I got! 你们看我买的这些独立行头 |
| [07:13.16] | This is my "Please hire me" sweater. 这是“请雇佣我”毛衣 |
| [07:16.33] | And these are my "Don't you want to rent me this apartment?" pants. 这是 “你不想把房子租我吗”裤子 |
| [07:21.44] | Charging clothes to your dad doesn't qualify as making it on your own. 让你爸付你的置装费不算独立 |
| [07:26.57] | Oh, Mr. Scientist has to get all technical. 大科学家就是这么死板 |
| [07:30.51] | Rachel's not gonna think it's a good idea. 瑞秋真的不会赞成 |
| [07:33.38] | -So who made her queen of the world? -I would love that job! -谁封她当女王了？ -我超想当女王的 |
| [07:39.79] | What's going on? 怎么样啊？ |
| [07:41.46] | Jill! 吉儿 |
| [07:43.93] | Did you shop? 你跑去逛街吗？ |
| [07:46.13] | No. 没有 |
| [07:47.80] | They did. 是他们 |
| [07:50.63] | Yeah,we went shopping! 对，我们跑去逛街 |
| [07:54.90] | You went shopping? 你们跑去逛街？ |
| [07:56.47] | Then you came here and paraded it under Jill's nose... 然后把东西秀给吉儿看？ |
| [07:59.94] | when you know she's trying to quit. That's terrible. 你们明知她想戒掉 你们真差劲 |
| [08:03.74] | Sorry,Jill. 抱歉 吉儿 |
| [08:07.45] | So,what'd you get? 你们买了什么？ |
| [08:09.05] | Oh,well,all right. Thank you. 我买了…谢谢 |
| [08:11.59] | I got this, you know, "I want a job" sweater. 我买了这件 “我要工作”毛衣 |
| [08:17.16] | And then I got.. These are apartment pants. 还买了这条公寓裤 |
| [08:23.60] | Apartment pants? 公寓裤？ |
| [08:26.17] | You've never heard of them? 对，你没听过吗？ |
| [08:28.57] | Of course I've heard of them. 当然听过 |
| [08:32.01] | Ross,what'd you get? 罗斯那你呢？ |
| [08:33.98] | I got this... 我买了这个… |
| [08:37.41] | This. 这个 |
| [08:40.98] | -A pashmina? -Yeah! 帕什米纳（披肩）？ 对 |
| [08:45.35] | I love these babies. 我爱死它了 |
| [08:51.79] | Really? 是吗？ |
| [08:53.59] | What's a pashmina? 帕什米纳是什么？ |
| [08:56.50] | It's a rug. 一种小毯子 |
| [08:59.97] | Jill? 吉儿？ |
| [09:02.77] | I'm sorry,Rachel. 瑞秋，对不起… |
| [09:05.41] | You think that's gonna work on me? I invented that. 拜托，你真以为我会上当？ 泪眼攻势是我发明的 |
| [09:10.65] | Right! But I am sorry. 也对，但我真的很抱歉 |
| [09:14.32] | It's okay. One little setback is okay. 算了，走一次回头路还好 |
| [09:17.22] | -But don't let it happen again,okay? -Okay. -就是别再犯了，好吗？ -好。 |
| [09:20.79] | Now,since Daddy paid for all this stuff, I should take it all away. 既然这是老爸付的钱 我应该全都没收 |
| [09:25.33] | But I'm just gonna take the pashmina. 不过我没收披肩就好 |
| [09:30.83] | And the pants. 还有那条裤子 |
| [09:33.83] | I'll take it all, because that way, you'll learn the lesson. 还是都没收好了 这样你才能得到教训 |
| [09:38.41] | All right. |
| [09:39.91] | I'm gonna run a couple of errands and I will see you at dinner. 我有事要忙，我们晚餐见 |
| [09:46.98] | She took all my stuff. 都被她拿走了 |
| [09:49.18] | Yeah. Everything but the little blue one. 没错，除了这个蓝色小袋子 |
| [09:54.06] | That's the best one! 这一样最棒了 |
| [09:55.56] | Oh,my God. Thank you so much! 天哪，谢谢你 |
| [09:58.36] | Well,hey. |
| [10:01.00] | Oh,my gosh,that was so lame. Like a pashmina could be a rug. 天哪，你好逊喔 帕什米纳怎么会是小毯子 |
| [10:04.67] | Oh,yeah? How about you with the "I'm sorry"? 那你呢？“对不起…” |
| [10:08.57] | Shut up! I wasn't like that at all. 闭嘴，我哪有那么恶心 |
| [10:10.94] | What about what I said about the apartment pants? How dumb was l? 我那个公寓裤呢？够蠢吧？ |
| [10:18.78] | -Were you this cute in high school? -Oh,stop. -你高中时有这么可爱吗？ -别闹了 |
| [10:21.75] | -No,you stop. -No,you stop. -你才别闹了 -你才别闹了 |
| [10:25.19] | Why don't I sit here and then you'll both stop it? 你别闹了 好，我坐中问，你们都别闹了 |
| [10:31.19] | Okay. So,what do you want to do? 你想做什么？ |
| [10:33.79] | Let's do something crazy. 我们来疯一下 |
| [10:35.90] | I know, let's rest and drink lots of fluids. 我知道，我们来多休息多喝水 |
| [10:40.07] | Okay,I'll rest. 好，我休息 |
| [10:41.64] | But if I'm going to bed, then you're coming with me. 不过如果我要上床 你也得跟我来 |
| [10:47.91] | See,that would be impossible to resist if you weren't all... 我本来很难说不 但是你... |
| [10:51.91] | drippy here. 鼻水流不停 |
| [10:55.25] | Are you saying that you don't want to get with this? 你是说你不想要我吗？ |
| [11:04.13] | I don't think you should say that even when you're healthy. 你最好连健康时都不要这样 |
| [11:10.30] | Come on. 来嘛 |
| [11:14.00] | Don't take this personally. 我不是针对你 |
| [11:16.07] | I just can't have sex with a sick person. 我就是没办法跟病人上床 |
| [11:19.67] | I'm with you. I can't have sex with a sick person either. Disgusting! 我也是，我也不跟病人上床 那样好恶心 |
| [11:24.41] | But I'm not sick! 但是我没病 |
| [11:25.95] | Let me prove it to you. 让我证明给你看 |
| [11:28.95] | We are two healthy people in the prime of lime. 我们身强体壮，青春正盛 |
| [11:34.82] | See, that's the thing, I would like to stay in the "prime of lime." 我就是想继续身强体壮 |
| [11:45.80] | Oh,okay,now I'll do it. 好，我有“性”致了 |
| [11:51.94] | Hey. What's up? 怎么样啊？ |
| [11:55.28] | I think there's something you should know. 有件事或许你应该知道 |
| [11:57.98] | Better not be about the apartment pants. 最好不是公寓裤的事 |
| [11:59.85] | I just pitched the idea to my boss at Ralph Lauren and she loved it. 因为我的上司爱死这个构想了 |
| [12:05.89] | No. It's just,I was... 不是，我... |
| [12:08.39] | I was with Ross and Jill after you left... 我刚和罗斯，吉儿在一起 |
| [12:10.69] | and I'm pretty sure I saw a little spark between them. 我很确定他们之间有火花 |
| [12:14.66] | -What? -I mean,it's probably nothing. 什么？ 或许没事 |
| [12:17.23] | But I wanted to warn you that there might be something. 我只是想提醒你 他们或许有什么 |
| [12:21.14] | -With Ross and Jill? -Yeah. -罗斯跟吉儿？ -对 |
| [12:23.50] | With Ross and my sister? 罗斯和我妹妹？ |
| [12:28.38] | With my sister Jill and my ex-boyfriend Ross? 我妹妹吉儿和我的前男友罗斯？ |
| [12:33.31] | -Oh,there is no way. -Okay,then. -不可能的 -那好吧 |
| [12:35.98] | Oh,my God! I cannot believe that! 我的天哪，我真不敢相信 |
| [12:39.55] | I don't like it when he dates anyone, but my sister? 不是我反对罗斯交女朋友 但跟我妹？ |
| [12:42.72] | Isn't that incest or something? 不是等于**吗？ |
| [12:45.89] | And they're gonna have sex. 天哪，而且他们会上床 |
| [12:48.43] | Oh,no! What if he marries her too? 要是他还娶她呢？ |
| [12:51.53] | This is just terrible. This is just terrible. 太恐怖了，真是太恐怖了 |
| [12:54.27] | And I can't stop it. I don't own Ross. 而我又不能阻止 罗斯又不是我的 |
| [12:56.87] | And Jill should be able to do what she wants to do. 而且吉儿有她的行动自由 |
| [13:00.07] | Oh, my God, I can't believe Ross is marrying my little sister. 我的天哪，罗斯居然要娶我妹妹 |
| [13:04.25] | This is the worst thing that could've ever happened to me. 这真是我这一生最悲惨的遭遇 |
| [13:09.22] | But great news about the apartment pants,huh? 不过公寓裤的事真是太好了 |
| [13:14.52] | That'll be $3.85. 总共3块8毛5 |
| [13:16.36] | What? Yesterday you said I was too pretty to pay. 什么意思？ 昨天你还说我太美不该付钱 |
| [13:19.73] | It's just, I can't, because my manager said that I.. 我不能请客，因为经理说我… |
| [13:24.57] | Happy birthday to you 祝你生日快乐… |
| [13:27.97] | Happy birthday to you 祝你生日快乐… |
| [13:30.47] | -Happy birthday,dear Annie.. -Amy! 祝安妮生日快乐 艾美 |
| [13:33.64] | Amy 艾美 |
| [13:36.04] | Happy birthday to you 祝你生日快乐 |
| [13:38.98] | That's weird, today's my birthday too. 真巧，今天也是我的生日 |
| [13:41.58] | Not in here,it isn't. 在这里不是 |
| [13:46.99] | Sorry I'm late. What's up? 抱歉迟到了，什么事？ |
| [13:51.16] | I just wanted to see if there were any leads on the old job front. 我只是想问你工作找得怎样 |
| [13:55.46] | No. But I walked past three sales and didn't go in. 没进展 但我经过三家折扣店都没进去 |
| [13:58.80] | How strong am I? 我很坚强吧？ |
| [14:01.60] | That is great. 太好了 |
| [14:03.24] | You know who doesn't have to job-hunt? Ross. 你知道谁不必找工作？ 罗斯. |
| [14:06.81] | -He works at the university. -Yeah? 他在大学教书 是啊 |
| [14:09.51] | So you guys talked? So you get along? So you're gonna go out? 所以你知道，你们聊过 你们很投缘，你们要约会吗？ |
| [14:15.18] | Me go out with Ross? No. 我跟罗斯约会？ |
| [14:18.09] | God,no. What would make you think that? 当然不会，你哪来的念头？ |
| [14:21.16] | Phoebe... 这个…菲比.... |
| [14:22.49] | said she thought she saw something between you guys. 觉得你们有什么 |
| [14:25.99] | I mean,he's nice. 没有，他人是很好 |
| [14:28.00] | He's the kind you're friends with, but not the kind you date. 你会想和他做朋友 但不会想和他交往 |
| [14:31.67] | He's the kind you date, because you did. But me? 你会，你跟他交往过 |
| [14:36.04] | Not so much. 我就没什么兴趣 |
| [14:38.97] | Oh,not so much. What do you mean? Is there something wrong with Ross? 没什么兴趣？什么意思？ 罗斯有哪里不好吗？ |
| [14:44.18] | No,no,no. He's just... 没有，只不过他... |
| [14:46.11] | I don't know. You know,he's just a little bookish. 他有点书呆 |
| [14:50.28] | Are you saying he's a geek? 你觉得他是怪胎？ |
| [14:52.12] | You think so too? 你也有同感？ |
| [14:54.69] | No. Ross is not a geek. 不，罗斯不是怪胎 |
| [14:57.89] | Then let's just say he's not my type. 好，就当他不是我喜欢的类型 |
| [15:00.33] | Handsome is not your type? 你不喜欢帅哥？ |
| [15:03.13] | Smart,kind,good kisser. 聪明？好心？吻技一流？ |
| [15:05.03] | What,those things aren't on your list? 这些不是你的条件？ |
| [15:07.47] | Ross is great. You'd be lucky to be with him. 罗斯人很好 能跟他在一起是你的福气 |
| [15:10.67] | If it means that much, then I'll ask him out. 好，既然你这么在意 我就约他 |
| [15:13.51] | Oh,no. That's not what I meant. 不不不，我不是那个意思 |
| [15:16.31] | You know what? You're right. 你知道吗？你说得对 |
| [15:18.25] | He has been really nice to me. 他对我确实很好 |
| [15:21.22] | Yeah, but he's not your type. 但他不是你的类型 |
| [15:24.02] | But maybe that's good. 或许这是好事 |
| [15:25.59] | I'm doing all these different things. 我正在做各种尝试 |
| [15:27.92] | Maybe I should just try dating a geek too. 或许也应该跟怪胎约会看看 |
| [15:32.43] | Yeah,but you don't want to try too much too fast. 但你也别一下子做太多尝试 |
| [15:36.90] | You remember what happened to the little girl who... 你记得那个 |
| [15:40.20] | tried too much too fast,don't you? 一下子做太多尝试的小女孩吧 |
| [15:43.90] | What? 什么？ |
| [15:45.71] | She died,Jill. 她死了 |
| [15:53.68] | Chandler! 钱德 |
| [15:57.55] | What is it,honey? You need some tea? Some soup? 什么事，你想喝茶？ 还是喝汤？ |
| [16:07.19] | Calling Dr. Big. 呼叫大雕医生 |
| [16:09.16] | Dr. Big to the bed. 大雕医生请上床 |
| [16:12.43] | Jeez,honey, I thought you were asleep. 天哪，我以为你睡了 |
| [16:16.04] | How could I be asleep knowing that you were in the next room? 你就在外面，我怎么睡得着？ |
| [16:22.28] | I was asleep. 我倒是睡着了 |
| [16:27.88] | No,honey. You know what's sexy? Layers. 不，你知道怎样才性感？ 多穿几层 |
| [16:31.89] | Layers are sexy. 多穿几层才性感 |
| [16:33.52] | And blankets are sexy. And hot-water bottles are sexy. 被子才性感 热水瓶更性感 |
| [16:37.39] | Get into bed. I want to prove I'm not sick. 上床啦，我想证明我没生病 |
| [16:40.53] | I want to make you feel as good as I feel. 我想让你跟我一样舒服 |
| [16:45.67] | Would you please get some rest? 我拜托你休息 |
| [16:47.90] | I'm fine. 我没事哪 |
| [16:54.11] | -You're coughing. -No,I'm not. -你在咳嗽 -我没有 |
| [16:56.58] | No,I'm not,I'm laughing. 我没有，我是在笑 |
| [17:01.45] | -At what? -Just something I heard before. -笑什么？ -我之前听说的一件事 |
| [17:04.25] | -Tell me. -No,I don't want it to spoil the mood. -告诉我 -不，我不想破坏情调 |
| [17:15.56] | Happy birthday to you 祝你生日快乐 |
| [17:20.83] | -You're paying for that. -No,it's her birthday. 你出钱 不，今天是她的生日 |
| [17:24.00] | You've sung "Happy Birthday" to 20 women today. 你已经对二十个女人唱生日快乐 |
| [17:28.14] | You are no longer authorized to distribute birthday muffins. -但是… -你失去送生日松饼的权限了 |
| [17:32.95] | Damn it! 妈的 |
| [17:36.58] | 瑞秋 |
| [17:39.69] | Did you tell your sister to ask me out? 你叫你妹约我吗？ |
| [17:43.02] | -Well,yeah. -Oh,wow! I mean,wow. -对… -哇，真是……哇 |
| [17:48.43] | I think she's cute,but... 我觉得她很可爱 但... |
| [17:51.37] | I never would've thought of going out with her. Never! 我从来没想过要跟她约会 |
| [17:55.20] | Really? 真的？ |
| [17:56.47] | But after you said it's okay, I figured,"Why not?" 不过既然然你说行 我心想：有何不可？ |
| [18:00.67] | Oh,so not really "never." 所以也不算从来没想过 |
| [18:03.78] | I have to say you are a much bigger person than I am. 你真的比我大方多了 |
| [18:07.11] | I mean,after all we've been through. 我们有那么多过去 |
| [18:10.15] | I wish I had a brother to reciprocate. 我… 真希望我有兄弟可以做交换 |
| [18:14.99] | If you ever date Monica, you have my blessing. 如果你想跟摩妮卡交往 我绝对祝福 |
| [18:17.66] | And mine. 我也是 |
| [18:22.13] | Chandler? 钱德 |
| [18:23.83] | I think I'm sick. 我觉得我病了 |
| [18:26.53] | Really? 是吗？ |
| [18:28.34] | Struck down in the "pribe of libe." 青春不盛了？ |
| [18:32.64] | Okay,fine,I admit it. I feel terrible. 好啦，我承认，我很不舒服 |
| [18:36.88] | Will you please rub this on my chest? 帮我在胸口抹药膏 |
| [18:40.81] | No,no,no. You are not getting me this way. 不行，你别想骗我上钩 |
| [18:44.75] | Come on,I really need your help here. -我真的需要你帮我… -不行 |
| [18:49.99] | -Fine,I'll rub it on myself. -Okay. -好，那我就自己抹 -好 |
| [19:12.38] | So you're just kind of rubbing it on yourself? 你在往身上抹药膏？ |
| [19:18.02] | -Yeah. -It's nice. -怎样？ -蛮好的 |
| [19:22.52] | You kidding me? Is this turning you on? 不会吧？这样你会兴奋？ |
| [19:25.23] | Yes. -对 |
| [19:28.13] | Is it the rubbing or the smell? -真是太扯了 -是抹的动作还是味道？ |
| [19:30.86] | It's all very,very good. 都很棒 |
| [19:37.70] | So you want to go... 想不想… |
| [19:41.28] | mix it up? 嘿咻一下？ |
| [19:44.65] | -Not now,I'm sick. -Oh,come on,you big faker! -现在不行，我病了 -少来了，大骗子 |
| [19:49.75] | What about never sleeping with sick people? 你不是不跟病人上床？ |
| [19:52.42] | Well,that was before all the vaporizing action. 那是在那令人酥麻的动作之前 |
| [19:58.73] | Okay,if you really want to have sex. -好吧，如果你真的想做… -好 |
| [20:03.23] | Worked like a charm. 真够灵的 |
| [20:11.67] | Why are you here? 你来这里干什么？ |
| [20:13.17] | This is where Ross and I are meeting for our date. So,what do you think? 我跟罗斯约在这里 我的打扮如何？ |
| [20:19.18] | I don't like it. 我不喜欢 |
| [20:22.08] | -Really? -It's kind of slutty. -是吗？ -有点放荡 |
| [20:26.32] | It's yours. 这是你的衣服 |
| [20:29.52] | Yeah,well,I'm a slut. 我是个** |
| [20:33.53] | Me too. 我也是 |
| [20:38.63] | Hi,Jill. 吉儿 |
| [20:40.17] | Hi... |
| [20:42.60] | Rachel. 瑞秋 |
| [20:45.71] | You're not at home, you're right here. 你不在家，你在这里 |
| [20:49.81] | Yeah,I know. 我知道 |
| [20:51.18] | And I bet you thought it would be weird. But it's not. 你一定以为会很怪，其实不会 |
| [21:00.69] | Okay. 好 |
| [21:02.96] | So,well,I'll... 我... |
| [21:05.33] | I'll have her home by midnight. 我午夜之前会送她回家 |
| [21:27.18] | Why aren't you home yet? 你为什么还没回家 |
| [21:29.92] | Is someone there? 外面有人吗？ |
| [21:32.55] | Oh,yeah,it's me. Sorry. 有，是我，抱歉 |
| [21:35.89] | What are you doing here? 你来干什么？ |
| [21:39.23] | I'm just looking out your window... 我只是在看窗外… |
| [21:42.20] | at the view. 的风景 |
| [21:44.50] | What are you guys doing? 你们在干什么？ |
| [21:47.37] | We got some vapor rub in some places. 我们身上沾到药膏 |
| [21:54.61] | He brought her back to his apartment. 他把她带回家了 |
| [21:58.41] | Who? 谁？ |
| [22:04.22] | Is that your sister? 那是你妹妹吗？ |
| [22:06.72] | She is a slut! 她真是个** |
| [22:10.62] | Ross is on a date with your sister. How weird is that? 罗斯在跟你妹约会，多奇怪啊 |
| [22:13.93] | Oh,my God, he's taking off her clothes! 天哪，看，他在脱她的衣服 |
| [22:16.80] | He's taking off her coat. 他在帮她脱外套 |
| [22:19.77] | Oh,this is just terrible. 真是太糟糕了 |
| [22:22.04] | Oh,no,it's not. It's a first date. I'm sure that nothing is gonna... 不会啦，才第一次约会 一定不会有… |
| [22:33.28] | He's gonna get some. 他有福了… |
| [22:38.05] | Of the glare... 能看到... |
| [22:40.92] | from the streetlight out of his apartment. 屋外街灯的灯光 |
| [22:43.56] | You know, so he's closed the drapes there... 所以他把窗帘拉上 |
| [22:47.43] | so he can have a nice,pleasant... 好跟你妹妹... |
| [22:50.43] | conversation with your little sister. 好好聊一聊 |
| [22:54.10] | Well,I'm off to bed. 我去睡了 |
| [22:57.44] | （未完待续） |
| [23:06.45] | I don't feel good. 我不舒服 |
| [23:09.78] | You better not get me sick. 别把感冒传染给我 |
| [23:16.66] | I need some fruit or some juice or some.... 我需要水果或果汁或… |
| [23:24.80] | Or some nothing. 或空气 |
| [23:27.40] | There's nothing in here. Who took our food? 冰箱是空的 谁拿了我们的食物？ |
| [23:29.64] | Can I interest you in a slice of lasagna or a drumstick? 要不要来点千层面或鸡腿？ |
| [23:33.77] | -No,thanks. -Are you sure? It's on the house. 不用了 你确定？免费的喔 |
| [23:37.04] | -No,thanks. -How about going out with me Friday night? -不用了 -星期五晚上要不要跟我约会？ |
| [23:39.88] | -No,thanks. -What are you gonna do. -不了 -那就没办法了 |
| [00:02.50] | Okay, Rach, that' s muffin and espresso, 4. 50. rui qiu, song bing jia nong suo ka fei 4 kuai 5 |
| [00:05.53] | Ross, double latte, 2. 75. Chandler, coffee and a scone, 4. 25. luo si, shuang fen na tie 2 kuai 7 mao 5 qian de, ka fei he xiao yuan bing 4 kuai 2 mao 5 |
| [00:10.24] | And Phoebe, herbal tea, 1. 25. fei bi, hua cha, 1 kuai 2 mao 5 |
| [00:12.91] | All together that' s 12. 75. zong gong shi 12 kuai 7 mao 5 |
| [00:15.91] | This coming from the man who couldn' t split our 80 phone bill in half. zhe shi 80 yuan dian hua fei chu yi er bu hui chu de ren |
| [00:21.98] | How much do I owe you? wo de song bing he na tie duo shao qian? |
| [00:23.79] | That' s on the house, courtesy of Joey Tribbiani. ni de you qiao yi cui bi ya ni mian fei zhao dai |
| [00:27.79] | Great. Well, tell him thanks. zhen hao, bang wo xie xie ta |
| [00:30.39] | And since Joey seems like such a nice guy... ji ran qiao yi ren zhe me hao |
| [00:33.66] | maybe we could go out? ye xu wo men ke yi yue ge hui |
| [00:35.40] | He' s not used to women being so forward... ta bu tai xi guan nv ren zhe me zhu dong |
| [00:38.17] | but I could check with him. He says it' s okay. bu guo wo wen guo ta, ta shuo hao |
| [00:43.41] | Great. Thanks. Byebye. tai hao le, xie xie, zai jian |
| [00:45.67] | How come our stuff isn' t free? qiao yi, wei shi me wo men bu shi mian fei? |
| [00:47.84] | It will be when you look like that in a tight skirt. deng ni chuan zhai qun ye na me la jiu ke yi mian fei le |
| [00:51.58] | I' m getting more dates than ever. zhen hao, wo de yue hui po ji lu de duo |
| [00:53.85] | You' re only giving free stuff to the pretty girls? man zhe, ni zhi suan mei nv mian fei? |
| [00:57.09] | Joey, that is so gross! dui a, hao wu xin o |
| [00:59.75] | How about a scone on the house, baby? yao bu yao lai yi kuai mian fei xiao yuan bing? |
| [01:04.09] | I' m pretty. wo shi mei nv |
| [01:07.66] | The One With Rachel' s Sister ben ji bo chu:" jie mei da bi pin" |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [01:45.73] | Hey, does anyone have any gum? I do. you ren you kou xiang tang ma? wo you |
| [01:51.34] | Here. Sorry. na yi xia |
| [01:53.84] | Oh, you know what? hao xiang shi |
| [01:58.45] | No. bu shi |
| [02:01.12] | Wait a second. deng yi xia |
| [02:08.86] | I know it' s in here. You know what? I' m good. wo ji de wo you suan le, bu yong le |
| [02:12.49] | Sorry, I guess it' s in my big bag. bao qian, da gai zai wo de da dai zi li |
| [02:16.56] | Say, does anybody have a goldfish? you ren you jin yu ma? |
| [02:23.07] | Why are you here? Shouldn' t you be at work? ni zen me hui lai le? bu shi zai shang ban? |
| [02:25.61] | They sent me home. They said I can' t work if I' m sick. ta men jiao wo hui jia shuo shi mo gan mao bu neng zuo cai |
| [02:30.15] | Sorry you' re sick. I' m not sick! zhen ke lian wo mei you gan mao |
| [02:34.15] | I don' t get sick. Getting sick is for weaklings, it' s for pansies. wo cai bu hui gan mao ruan ruo he niang niang qiang de ren cai hui gan mao |
| [02:39.79] | No one thinks that you' re a pansy... mei you ren jue de ni niang niang qiang |
| [02:42.16] | but we do think that you need a tissue. dan wo men jue de ni xu yao mian zhi |
| [02:48.06] | I have not been sick in over three years. wo yi jing 3 nian duo mei gan mao le |
| [02:52.33] | I think you' re sick because that used to be in your nose. wo jue de ni gan mao le, yin wei na ge yuan ben zai ni de bi zi li |
| [02:58.17] | I' ll get tissue. wo bang ni na ji zhang mian zhi |
| [02:59.57] | I don' t need a tissue. I' m fined. wo bu xu yao mian zhi, wo hen hao na |
| [03:02.88] | When you put a D at the end of fine... hao de hou mian hai jia ge na |
| [03:05.75] | you' re not fine. jiu shi bu hao na |
| [03:09.12] | I' m fined. wo hen hao na |
| [03:11.75] | I' m fined. wo hen hao na |
| [03:14.72] | It' s a really hard word to say. zhe ju hua hen nan shuo |
| [03:29.94] | Yes? Hi. Is Rachel here? I' m her sister. na yi wei? rui qiu zai ma? wo shi ta de mei mei |
| [03:33.27] | Oh, my God, Jill! tian na, ji er |
| [03:34.94] | Oh, my God, Rachel! tian na, rui qiu |
| [03:37.58] | Oh, my God, introduce us. tian na, jie shao yi xia ba |
| [03:40.28] | This is Chandler. And you know Monica and Ross. zhe wei shi qian de ni ren shi mo ni ka he luo si |
| [03:43.99] | And that' s Phoebe. And that' s Joey. na shi fei bi, na shi qiao yi |
| [03:46.39] | How you doing? Don' t! ni hao ma? bie |
| [03:53.29] | Honey, what are you doing here? ni zen me lai le? |
| [03:55.63] | Which sister is this? zhe shi nei ge mei mei? |
| [03:57.07] | Is this the spoiled one or the one that bit her? bei chong huai de hai shi fen shi ji su de? |
| [04:00.27] | Daddy cut me off. lao ba duan le wo de cai yuan |
| [04:01.67] | Never mind, I got it. wo zhi dao le |
| [04:03.77] | You know what I said? ni zhi dao wo zen me shuo? |
| [04:05.44] | I said," I' ll hire a lawyer, sue you, take all your money... wo shuo " wo yao qing yi ge lv shi ba ni de qian dou gao guo lai" |
| [04:09.08] | and cut you off!" " ran hou duan le ni de cai yuan" |
| [04:10.81] | Wow. What did he say? na ta zen me shuo? |
| [04:12.48] | That he wouldn' t pay for my lawyer. ta shuo bu bang wo fu lv shi fei |
| [04:15.68] | Then he told me to learn the value of money... hai jiao wo gen ta wei yi zi hao de nv er |
| [04:18.42] | from the one daughter he' s actually proud of. lai xue xue jin qian de jia zhi |
| [04:22.79] | Did you hear that? My dad' s proud of me. ni men ting dao le ma? wo ba yi wo wei rong |
| [04:25.86] | My dad' s proud of me. wo ba yi wo wei rong |
| [04:28.13] | Rach? Oh, yeah. Sorry. rui qiu? hao, bao qian |
| [04:30.00] | Honey, so what did you do that made Dad cut you off? ba wei shi me bu gei ni qian? |
| [04:34.30] | Okay, I bought a boat. wo mai le yi sou chuan |
| [04:36.04] | You bought a boat? ni mai le yi sou chuan? |
| [04:38.14] | It wasn' t for me, it was for a friend. bu shi wo yao de, shi yao song peng you de |
| [04:41.61] | Boy, did we make friends with the wrong sister. wo men bu gai gen jie jie jiao peng you de |
| [04:45.88] | I knew it was stupid and I shouldn' t have done it... wo zhi dao zhe yang hen chun hen bu ying gai |
| [04:48.85] | but she bought me all these CDs and said I had a cute haircut. dan ta song wo yi da dui CD hai shuo wo de fa xing hen piao liang |
| [04:52.75] | And your daddy didn' t understand? er ni ba que bu neng li jie? |
| [04:55.79] | I know, and usually I just cry and say I' m sorry and he forgives me. jiu shi a tong chang wo ku zhe dao qian jiu mei shi le |
| [05:00.06] | Oh, yes, good criers, the Green girls. mei cuo, ge lin jia de nv sheng zui hui ku le |
| [05:06.13] | I mean, the Green sisters. wo shi shuo ge lin jia de jie mei |
| [05:12.21] | Man, no matter how you say it... bu guan zen me shuo... |
| [05:13.78] | it still sounds like you' re talking about green people. ting qi lai dou xiang ge li |
| [05:18.75] | I' m at rock bottom. wo zhen shi leng dao ji dian |
| [05:22.08] | This is the best thing that could' ve happened to you. ji er, zhe shi yi ci zui hao de jiao xun |
| [05:25.59] | You' ve needed to get out on your own. fan zheng ni ye de du li |
| [05:27.92] | When I did it, at first I was scared, but then look at me now. wo gang du li shi ye hen hai pa jie guo xian zai ne |
| [05:32.19] | I am the only daughter that Dad is proud of. wo shi wei yi rang lao ba jiao ao de nv er |
| [05:37.33] | I can' t believe him. How does he expect me to buy stuff? ta zhen shi tai che le wo yao zen me mai dong xi? |
| [05:40.20] | Maybe, you know, you won' t buy stuff for a while. na ni jiu xian bu yao mai dong xi |
| [05:43.37] | I don' t understand. wo bu dong |
| [05:46.24] | This is what you' ll do. You' re gonna get a job. ni xian zai yao zuo de shi zhao yi fen gong zuo |
| [05:49.14] | You' re gonna get an apartment. zhao yi jian gong yu |
| [05:51.25] | And then you will live off the money that you earn. ran hou kao ni zi ji zhuan de qian guo huo |
| [05:54.65] | Okay, I know this is what you did... hao, wo zhi dao ni shi zhe yang |
| [05:57.69] | but that doesn' t sound like me. dan zhe bu xiang wo de zuo feng |
| [06:01.02] | Okay, but it can be. It can be you. dan ni ke yi zuo de dao wo hui bang ni |
| [06:03.22] | And you can stay with us. Right, Phoebe? ni ke yi gen wo men zhu fei bi, ke yi ba? |
| [06:06.43] | Of course, yeah. Oh, that' s so great! dang ran ke yi tai hao le |
| [06:09.26] | Okay, I' m really gonna do this. I don' t know how to thank you. hao, na wo jiu lai du li zhen bu zhi dao gai zen me xie xie ni men |
| [06:13.07] | Oh, I like cars. wo xi huan qi che |
| [06:21.48] | You all finished? Yes. ni chi wan le ma? chi wan le |
| [06:23.24] | Great. tai hao le |
| [06:28.48] | Okay, here are the tips for this morning. zao shang de xiao fei chu lai le |
| [06:31.22] | Jen gets 50, 50 for me and Joey owes 8 dollars. zhen 50, wo 50 qiao yi qian 8 kuai qian |
| [06:36.82] | What? For all the free food you gave away. shen me? yin wei ni dao chu song chi de |
| [06:39.23] | If it' s free, how come you' re charging me for it? ji ran shi song de, wei shi me gen wo yao qian |
| [06:43.46] | We don' t give anything away unless it' s a birthday. wo men zhi mian fei zhao dai shou xing |
| [06:47.00] | What if they came in third in a modeling contest? na mo te er bi sai di san ming ne? |
| [06:51.31] | No. bu xing |
| [06:52.57] | Sorry. bao qian |
| [06:57.55] | I just had the hardest day. Some of these are so heavy. wo jin tian hao can, zhei xie dai zi hao zhong |
| [07:02.32] | How did you pay? I thought your dad took your credit card. ji er, ni zen me you qian? ni ba bu shi ba xin yong ka dou shou zou le? |
| [07:05.92] | I memorized those numbers when I was 15. bai tuo, wo 15 sui jiu hui bei ka hao le |
| [07:09.46] | But look at all the cool makeitonmyown stuff I got! ni men kan wo mai de zhei xie du li xing tou |
| [07:13.16] | This is my " Please hire me" sweater. zhe shi" qing gu yong wo" mao yi |
| [07:16.33] | And these are my " Don' t you want to rent me this apartment?" pants. zhe shi " ni bu xiang ba fang zi zu wo ma" ku zi |
| [07:21.44] | Charging clothes to your dad doesn' t qualify as making it on your own. rang ni ba fu ni de zhi zhuang fei bu suan du li |
| [07:26.57] | Oh, Mr. Scientist has to get all technical. da ke xue jia jiu shi zhe me si ban |
| [07:30.51] | Rachel' s not gonna think it' s a good idea. rui qiu zhen de bu hui zan cheng |
| [07:33.38] | So who made her queen of the world? I would love that job! shui feng ta dang nv wang le? wo chao xiang dang nv wang de |
| [07:39.79] | What' s going on? zen me yang a? |
| [07:41.46] | Jill! ji er |
| [07:43.93] | Did you shop? ni pao qu guang jie ma? |
| [07:46.13] | No. mei you |
| [07:47.80] | They did. shi ta men |
| [07:50.63] | Yeah, we went shopping! dui, wo men pao qu guang jie |
| [07:54.90] | You went shopping? ni men pao qu guang jie? |
| [07:56.47] | Then you came here and paraded it under Jill' s nose... ran hou ba dong xi xiu gei ji er kan? |
| [07:59.94] | when you know she' s trying to quit. That' s terrible. ni men ming zhi ta xiang jie diao ni men zhen cha jin |
| [08:03.74] | Sorry, Jill. bao qian ji er |
| [08:07.45] | So, what' d you get? ni men mai le shen me? |
| [08:09.05] | Oh, well, all right. Thank you. wo mai le xie xie |
| [08:11.59] | I got this, you know, " I want a job" sweater. wo mai le zhe jian " wo yao gong zuo" mao yi |
| [08:17.16] | And then I got.. These are apartment pants. hai mai le zhe tiao gong yu ku |
| [08:23.60] | Apartment pants? gong yu ku? |
| [08:26.17] | You' ve never heard of them? dui, ni mei ting guo ma? |
| [08:28.57] | Of course I' ve heard of them. dang ran ting guo |
| [08:32.01] | Ross, what' d you get? luo si na ni ne? |
| [08:33.98] | I got this... wo mai le zhe ge |
| [08:37.41] | This. zhe ge |
| [08:40.98] | A pashmina? Yeah! pa shen mi na pi jian? dui |
| [08:45.35] | I love these babies. wo ai si ta le |
| [08:51.79] | Really? shi ma? |
| [08:53.59] | What' s a pashmina? pa shen mi na shi shen me? |
| [08:56.50] | It' s a rug. yi zhong xiao tan zi |
| [08:59.97] | Jill? ji er? |
| [09:02.77] | I' m sorry, Rachel. rui qiu, dui bu qi |
| [09:05.41] | You think that' s gonna work on me? I invented that. bai tuo, ni zhen yi wei wo hui shang dang? lei yan gong shi shi wo fa ming de |
| [09:10.65] | Right! But I am sorry. ye dui, dan wo zhen de hen bao qian |
| [09:14.32] | It' s okay. One little setback is okay. suan le, zou yi ci hui tou lu hai hao |
| [09:17.22] | But don' t let it happen again, okay? Okay. jiu shi bie zai fan le, hao ma? hao. |
| [09:20.79] | Now, since Daddy paid for all this stuff, I should take it all away. ji ran zhe shi lao ba fu de qian wo ying gai quan dou mo shou |
| [09:25.33] | But I' m just gonna take the pashmina. bu guo wo mo shou pi jian jiu hao |
| [09:30.83] | And the pants. hai you na tiao ku zi |
| [09:33.83] | I' ll take it all, because that way, you' ll learn the lesson. hai shi dou mo shou hao le zhe yang ni cai neng de dao jiao xun |
| [09:38.41] | All right. |
| [09:39.91] | I' m gonna run a couple of errands and I will see you at dinner. wo you shi yao mang, wo men wan can jian |
| [09:46.98] | She took all my stuff. dou bei ta na zou le |
| [09:49.18] | Yeah. Everything but the little blue one. mei cuo, chu le zhe ge lan se xiao dai zi |
| [09:54.06] | That' s the best one! zhe yi yang zui bang le |
| [09:55.56] | Oh, my God. Thank you so much! tian na, xie xie ni |
| [09:58.36] | Well, hey. |
| [10:01.00] | Oh, my gosh, that was so lame. Like a pashmina could be a rug. tian na, ni hao xun o pa shen mi na zen me hui shi xiao tan zi |
| [10:04.67] | Oh, yeah? How about you with the " I' m sorry"? na ni ne?" dui bu qi" |
| [10:08.57] | Shut up! I wasn' t like that at all. bi zui, wo na you na me e xin |
| [10:10.94] | What about what I said about the apartment pants? How dumb was l? wo na ge gong yu ku ne? gou chun ba? |
| [10:18.78] | Were you this cute in high school? Oh, stop. ni gao zhong shi you zhe me ke ai ma? bie nao le |
| [10:21.75] | No, you stop. No, you stop. ni cai bie nao le ni cai bie nao le |
| [10:25.19] | Why don' t I sit here and then you' ll both stop it? ni bie nao le hao, wo zuo zhong wen, ni men dou bie nao le |
| [10:31.19] | Okay. So, what do you want to do? ni xiang zuo shi mo? |
| [10:33.79] | Let' s do something crazy. wo men lai feng yi xia |
| [10:35.90] | I know, let' s rest and drink lots of fluids. wo zhi dao, wo men lai duo xiu xi duo he shui |
| [10:40.07] | Okay, I' ll rest. hao, wo xiu xi |
| [10:41.64] | But if I' m going to bed, then you' re coming with me. bu guo ru guo wo yao shang chuang ni ye de gen wo lai |
| [10:47.91] | See, that would be impossible to resist if you weren' t all... wo ben lai hen nan shuo bu dan shi ni... |
| [10:51.91] | drippy here. bi shui liu bu ting |
| [10:55.25] | Are you saying that you don' t want to get with this? ni shi shuo ni bu xiang yao wo ma? |
| [11:04.13] | I don' t think you should say that even when you' re healthy. ni zui hao lian jian kang shi dou bu yao zhe yang |
| [11:10.30] | Come on. lai ma |
| [11:14.00] | Don' t take this personally. wo bu shi zhen dui ni |
| [11:16.07] | I just can' t have sex with a sick person. wo jiu shi mei ban fa gen bing ren shang chuang |
| [11:19.67] | I' m with you. I can' t have sex with a sick person either. Disgusting! wo ye shi, wo ye bu gen bing ren shang chuang na yang hao wu xin |
| [11:24.41] | But I' m not sick! dan shi wo mei bing |
| [11:25.95] | Let me prove it to you. rang wo zheng ming gei ni kan |
| [11:28.95] | We are two healthy people in the prime of lime. wo men shen qiang ti zhuang, qing chun zheng sheng |
| [11:34.82] | See, that' s the thing, I would like to stay in the " prime of lime." wo jiu shi xiang ji xu shen qiang ti zhuang |
| [11:45.80] | Oh, okay, now I' ll do it. hao, wo you" xing" zhi le |
| [11:51.94] | Hey. What' s up? zen me yang a? |
| [11:55.28] | I think there' s something you should know. you jian shi huo xu ni ying gai zhi dao |
| [11:57.98] | Better not be about the apartment pants. zui hao bu shi gong yu ku de shi |
| [11:59.85] | I just pitched the idea to my boss at Ralph Lauren and she loved it. yin wei wo de shang si ai si zhe ge gou xiang le |
| [12:05.89] | No. It' s just, I was... bu shi, wo... |
| [12:08.39] | I was with Ross and Jill after you left... wo gang he luo si, ji er zai yi qi |
| [12:10.69] | and I' m pretty sure I saw a little spark between them. wo hen que ding ta men zhi jian you huo hua |
| [12:14.66] | What? I mean, it' s probably nothing. shen me? huo xu mei shi |
| [12:17.23] | But I wanted to warn you that there might be something. wo zhi shi xiang ti xing ni ta men huo xu you shen me |
| [12:21.14] | With Ross and Jill? Yeah. luo si gen ji er? dui |
| [12:23.50] | With Ross and my sister? luo si he wo mei mei? |
| [12:28.38] | With my sister Jill and my exboyfriend Ross? wo mei mei ji er he wo de qian nan you luo si? |
| [12:33.31] | Oh, there is no way. Okay, then. bu ke neng de na hao ba |
| [12:35.98] | Oh, my God! I cannot believe that! wo de tian na, wo zhen bu gan xiang xin |
| [12:39.55] | I don' t like it when he dates anyone, but my sister? bu shi wo fan dui luo si jiao nv peng you dan gen wo mei? |
| [12:42.72] | Isn' t that incest or something? bu shi deng yu ma? |
| [12:45.89] | And they' re gonna have sex. tian na, er qie ta men hui shang chuang |
| [12:48.43] | Oh, no! What if he marries her too? yao shi ta hai qu ta ne? |
| [12:51.53] | This is just terrible. This is just terrible. tai kong bu le, zhen shi tai kong bu le |
| [12:54.27] | And I can' t stop it. I don' t own Ross. er wo you bu neng zu zhi luo si you bu shi wo de |
| [12:56.87] | And Jill should be able to do what she wants to do. er qie ji er you ta de xing dong zi you |
| [13:00.07] | Oh, my God, I can' t believe Ross is marrying my little sister. wo de tian na, luo si ju ran yao qu wo mei mei |
| [13:04.25] | This is the worst thing that could' ve ever happened to me. zhe zhen shi wo zhe yi sheng zui bei can de zao yu |
| [13:09.22] | But great news about the apartment pants, huh? bu guo gong yu ku de shi zhen shi tai hao le |
| [13:14.52] | That' ll be 3. 85. zong gong 3 kuai 8 mao 5 |
| [13:16.36] | What? Yesterday you said I was too pretty to pay. shen me yi si? zuo tian ni hai shuo wo tai mei bu gai fu qian |
| [13:19.73] | It' s just, I can' t, because my manager said that I.. wo bu neng qing ke, yin wei jing li shuo wo |
| [13:24.57] | Happy birthday to you zhu ni sheng ri kuai le |
| [13:27.97] | Happy birthday to you zhu ni sheng ri kuai le |
| [13:30.47] | Happy birthday, dear Annie.. Amy! zhu an ni sheng ri kuai le ai mei |
| [13:33.64] | Amy ai mei |
| [13:36.04] | Happy birthday to you zhu ni sheng ri kuai le |
| [13:38.98] | That' s weird, today' s my birthday too. zhen qiao, jin tian ye shi wo de sheng ri |
| [13:41.58] | Not in here, it isn' t. zai zhe li bu shi |
| [13:46.99] | Sorry I' m late. What' s up? bao qian chi dao le, shen me shi? |
| [13:51.16] | I just wanted to see if there were any leads on the old job front. wo zhi shi xiang wen ni gong zuo zhao de zen yang |
| [13:55.46] | No. But I walked past three sales and didn' t go in. mei jin zhan dan wo jing guo san jia zhe kou dian dou mei jin qu |
| [13:58.80] | How strong am I? wo hen jian qiang ba? |
| [14:01.60] | That is great. tai hao le |
| [14:03.24] | You know who doesn' t have to jobhunt? Ross. ni zhi dao shui bu bi zhao gong zuo? luo si. |
| [14:06.81] | He works at the university. Yeah? ta zai da xue jiao shu shi a |
| [14:09.51] | So you guys talked? So you get along? So you' re gonna go out? suo yi ni zhi dao, ni men liao guo ni men hen tou yuan, ni men yao yue hui ma? |
| [14:15.18] | Me go out with Ross? No. wo gen luo si yue hui? |
| [14:18.09] | God, no. What would make you think that? dang ran bu hui, ni na lai de nian tou? |
| [14:21.16] | Phoebe... zhe ge fei bi.... |
| [14:22.49] | said she thought she saw something between you guys. jue de ni men you shen me |
| [14:25.99] | I mean, he' s nice. mei you, ta ren shi hen hao |
| [14:28.00] | He' s the kind you' re friends with, but not the kind you date. ni hui xiang he ta zuo peng you dan bu hui xiang he ta jiao wang |
| [14:31.67] | He' s the kind you date, because you did. But me? ni hui, ni gen ta jiao wang guo |
| [14:36.04] | Not so much. wo jiu mei shen me xing qu |
| [14:38.97] | Oh, not so much. What do you mean? Is there something wrong with Ross? mei shen me xing qu? shen me yi si? luo si you na li bu hao ma? |
| [14:44.18] | No, no, no. He' s just... mei you, zhi bu guo ta... |
| [14:46.11] | I don' t know. You know, he' s just a little bookish. ta you dian shu dai |
| [14:50.28] | Are you saying he' s a geek? ni jue de ta shi guai tai? |
| [14:52.12] | You think so too? ni ye you tong gan? |
| [14:54.69] | No. Ross is not a geek. bu, luo si bu shi guai tai |
| [14:57.89] | Then let' s just say he' s not my type. hao, jiu dang ta bu shi wo xi huan de lei xing |
| [15:00.33] | Handsome is not your type? ni bu xi huan shuai ge? |
| [15:03.13] | Smart, kind, good kisser. cong ming? hao xin? wen ji yi liu? |
| [15:05.03] | What, those things aren' t on your list? zhei xie bu shi ni de tiao jian? |
| [15:07.47] | Ross is great. You' d be lucky to be with him. luo si ren hen hao neng gen ta zai yi qi shi ni de fu qi |
| [15:10.67] | If it means that much, then I' ll ask him out. hao, ji ran ni zhe me zai yi wo jiu yue ta |
| [15:13.51] | Oh, no. That' s not what I meant. bu bu bu, wo bu shi na ge yi si |
| [15:16.31] | You know what? You' re right. ni zhi dao ma? ni shuo de dui |
| [15:18.25] | He has been really nice to me. ta dui wo que shi hen hao |
| [15:21.22] | Yeah, but he' s not your type. dan ta bu shi ni de lei xing |
| [15:24.02] | But maybe that' s good. huo xu zhe shi hao shi |
| [15:25.59] | I' m doing all these different things. wo zheng zai zuo ge zhong chang shi |
| [15:27.92] | Maybe I should just try dating a geek too. huo xu ye ying gai gen guai tai yue hui kan kan |
| [15:32.43] | Yeah, but you don' t want to try too much too fast. dan ni ye bie yi xia zi zuo tai duo chang shi |
| [15:36.90] | You remember what happened to the little girl who... ni ji de na ge |
| [15:40.20] | tried too much too fast, don' t you? yi xia zi zuo tai duo chang shi de xiao nv hai ba |
| [15:43.90] | What? shen me? |
| [15:45.71] | She died, Jill. ta si le |
| [15:53.68] | Chandler! qian de |
| [15:57.55] | What is it, honey? You need some tea? Some soup? shen me shi, ni xiang he cha? hai shi he tang? |
| [16:07.19] | Calling Dr. Big. hu jiao da diao yi sheng |
| [16:09.16] | Dr. Big to the bed. da diao yi sheng qing shang chuang |
| [16:12.43] | Jeez, honey, I thought you were asleep. tian na, wo yi wei ni shui le |
| [16:16.04] | How could I be asleep knowing that you were in the next room? ni jiu zai wai mian, wo zen me shui de zhao? |
| [16:22.28] | I was asleep. wo dao shi shui zhao le |
| [16:27.88] | No, honey. You know what' s sexy? Layers. bu, ni zhi dao zen yang cai xing gan? duo chuan ji ceng |
| [16:31.89] | Layers are sexy. duo chuan ji ceng cai xing gan |
| [16:33.52] | And blankets are sexy. And hotwater bottles are sexy. bei zi cai xing gan re shui ping geng xing gan |
| [16:37.39] | Get into bed. I want to prove I' m not sick. shang chuang la, wo xiang zheng ming wo mei sheng bing |
| [16:40.53] | I want to make you feel as good as I feel. wo xiang rang ni gen wo yi yang shu fu |
| [16:45.67] | Would you please get some rest? wo bai tuo ni xiu xi |
| [16:47.90] | I' m fine. wo mei shi na |
| [16:54.11] | You' re coughing. No, I' m not. ni zai ke sou wo mei you |
| [16:56.58] | No, I' m not, I' m laughing. wo mei you, wo shi zai xiao |
| [17:01.45] | At what? Just something I heard before. xiao shen me? wo zhi qian ting shuo de yi jian shi |
| [17:04.25] | Tell me. No, I don' t want it to spoil the mood. gao su wo bu, wo bu xiang po huai qing diao |
| [17:15.56] | Happy birthday to you zhu ni sheng ri kuai le |
| [17:20.83] | You' re paying for that. No, it' s her birthday. ni chu qian bu, jin tian shi ta de sheng ri |
| [17:24.00] | You' ve sung " Happy Birthday" to 20 women today. ni yi jing dui er shi ge nv ren chang sheng ri kuai le |
| [17:28.14] | You are no longer authorized to distribute birthday muffins. dan shi ni shi qu song sheng ri song bing de quan xian le |
| [17:32.95] | Damn it! ma de |
| [17:36.58] | rui qiu |
| [17:39.69] | Did you tell your sister to ask me out? ni jiao ni mei yue wo ma? |
| [17:43.02] | Well, yeah. Oh, wow! I mean, wow. dui wa, zhen shi wa |
| [17:48.43] | I think she' s cute, but... wo jue de ta hen ke ai dan... |
| [17:51.37] | I never would' ve thought of going out with her. Never! wo cong lai mei xiang guo yao gen ta yue hui |
| [17:55.20] | Really? zhen de? |
| [17:56.47] | But after you said it' s okay, I figured," Why not?" bu guo ji ran ran ni shuo xing wo xin xiang: you he bu ke? |
| [18:00.67] | Oh, so not really " never." suo yi ye bu suan cong lai mei xiang guo |
| [18:03.78] | I have to say you are a much bigger person than I am. ni zhen de bi wo da fang duo le |
| [18:07.11] | I mean, after all we' ve been through. wo men you na me duo guo qu |
| [18:10.15] | I wish I had a brother to reciprocate. wo zhen xi wang wo you xiong di ke yi zuo jiao huan |
| [18:14.99] | If you ever date Monica, you have my blessing. ru guo ni xiang gen mo ni ka jiao wang wo jue dui zhu fu |
| [18:17.66] | And mine. wo ye shi |
| [18:22.13] | Chandler? qian de |
| [18:23.83] | I think I' m sick. wo jue de wo bing le |
| [18:26.53] | Really? shi ma? |
| [18:28.34] | Struck down in the " pribe of libe." qing chun bu sheng le? |
| [18:32.64] | Okay, fine, I admit it. I feel terrible. hao la, wo cheng ren, wo hen bu shu fu |
| [18:36.88] | Will you please rub this on my chest? bang wo zai xiong kou mo yao gao |
| [18:40.81] | No, no, no. You are not getting me this way. bu xing, ni bie xiang pian wo shang gou |
| [18:44.75] | Come on, I really need your help here. wo zhen de xu yao ni bang wo bu xing |
| [18:49.99] | Fine, I' ll rub it on myself. Okay. hao, na wo jiu zi ji mo hao |
| [19:12.38] | So you' re just kind of rubbing it on yourself? ni zai wang shen shang mo yao gao? |
| [19:18.02] | Yeah. It' s nice. zen yang? man hao de |
| [19:22.52] | You kidding me? Is this turning you on? bu hui ba? zhe yang ni hui xing fen? |
| [19:25.23] | Yes. dui |
| [19:28.13] | Is it the rubbing or the smell? zhen shi tai che le shi mo de dong zuo hai shi wei dao? |
| [19:30.86] | It' s all very, very good. dou hen bang |
| [19:37.70] | So you want to go... xiang bu xiang |
| [19:41.28] | mix it up? hei xiu yi xia? |
| [19:44.65] | Not now, I' m sick. Oh, come on, you big faker! xian zai bu xing, wo bing le shao lai le, da pian zi |
| [19:49.75] | What about never sleeping with sick people? ni bu shi bu gen bing ren shang chuang? |
| [19:52.42] | Well, that was before all the vaporizing action. na shi zai na ling ren su ma de dong zuo zhi qian |
| [19:58.73] | Okay, if you really want to have sex. hao ba, ru guo ni zhen de xiang zuo hao |
| [20:03.23] | Worked like a charm. zhen gou ling de |
| [20:11.67] | Why are you here? ni lai zhe li gan shen me? |
| [20:13.17] | This is where Ross and I are meeting for our date. So, what do you think? wo gen luo si yue zai zhe li wo de da ban ru he? |
| [20:19.18] | I don' t like it. wo bu xi huan |
| [20:22.08] | Really? It' s kind of slutty. shi ma? you dian fang dang |
| [20:26.32] | It' s yours. zhe shi ni de yi fu |
| [20:29.52] | Yeah, well, I' m a slut. wo shi ge |
| [20:33.53] | Me too. wo ye shi |
| [20:38.63] | Hi, Jill. ji er |
| [20:40.17] | Hi... |
| [20:42.60] | Rachel. rui qiu |
| [20:45.71] | You' re not at home, you' re right here. ni bu zai jia, ni zai zhe li |
| [20:49.81] | Yeah, I know. wo zhi dao |
| [20:51.18] | And I bet you thought it would be weird. But it' s not. ni yi ding yi wei hui hen guai, qi shi bu hui |
| [21:00.69] | Okay. hao |
| [21:02.96] | So, well, I' ll... wo... |
| [21:05.33] | I' ll have her home by midnight. wo wu ye zhi qian hui song ta hui jia |
| [21:27.18] | Why aren' t you home yet? ni wei shi me hai mei hui jia |
| [21:29.92] | Is someone there? wai mian you ren ma? |
| [21:32.55] | Oh, yeah, it' s me. Sorry. you, shi wo, bao qian |
| [21:35.89] | What are you doing here? ni lai gan shen me? |
| [21:39.23] | I' m just looking out your window... wo zhi shi zai kan chuang wai |
| [21:42.20] | at the view. de feng jing |
| [21:44.50] | What are you guys doing? ni men zai gan shen me? |
| [21:47.37] | We got some vapor rub in some places. wo men shen shang zhan dao yao gao |
| [21:54.61] | He brought her back to his apartment. ta ba ta dai hui jia le |
| [21:58.41] | Who? shui? |
| [22:04.22] | Is that your sister? na shi ni mei mei ma? |
| [22:06.72] | She is a slut! ta zhen shi ge |
| [22:10.62] | Ross is on a date with your sister. How weird is that? luo si zai gen ni mei yue hui, duo qi guai a |
| [22:13.93] | Oh, my God, he' s taking off her clothes! tian na, kan, ta zai tuo ta de yi fu |
| [22:16.80] | He' s taking off her coat. ta zai bang ta tuo wai tao |
| [22:19.77] | Oh, this is just terrible. zhen shi tai zao gao le |
| [22:22.04] | Oh, no, it' s not. It' s a first date. I' m sure that nothing is gonna... bu hui la, cai di yi ci yue hui yi ding bu hui you |
| [22:33.28] | He' s gonna get some. ta you fu le |
| [22:38.05] | Of the glare... neng kan dao... |
| [22:40.92] | from the streetlight out of his apartment. wu wai jie deng de deng guang |
| [22:43.56] | You know, so he' s closed the drapes there... suo yi ta ba chuang lian la shang |
| [22:47.43] | so he can have a nice, pleasant... hao gen ni mei mei... |
| [22:50.43] | conversation with your little sister. hao hao liao yi liao |
| [22:54.10] | Well, I' m off to bed. wo qu shui le |
| [22:57.44] | wei wan dai xu |
| [23:06.45] | I don' t feel good. wo bu shu fu |
| [23:09.78] | You better not get me sick. bie ba gan mao chuan ran gei wo |
| [23:16.66] | I need some fruit or some juice or some.... wo xu yao shui guo huo guo zhi huo |
| [23:24.80] | Or some nothing. huo kong qi |
| [23:27.40] | There' s nothing in here. Who took our food? bing xiang shi kong de shui na le wo men de shi wu? |
| [23:29.64] | Can I interest you in a slice of lasagna or a drumstick? yao bu yao lai dian qian ceng mian huo ji tui? |
| [23:33.77] | No, thanks. Are you sure? It' s on the house. bu yong le ni que ding? mian fei de o |
| [23:37.04] | No, thanks. How about going out with me Friday night? bu yong le xing qi wu wan shang yao bu yao gen wo yue hui? |
| [23:39.88] | No, thanks. What are you gonna do. bu liao na jiu mei ban fa le |
| [00:02.50] | Okay, Rach, that' s muffin and espresso, 4. 50. ruì qiū, sōng bǐng jiā nóng suō kā fēi 4 kuài 5 |
| [00:05.53] | Ross, double latte, 2. 75. Chandler, coffee and a scone, 4. 25. luó sī, shuāng fèn ná tiě 2 kuài 7 máo 5 qián dé, kā fēi hé xiǎo yuán bǐng 4 kuài 2 máo 5 |
| [00:10.24] | And Phoebe, herbal tea, 1. 25. fēi bǐ, huā chá, 1 kuài 2 máo 5 |
| [00:12.91] | All together that' s 12. 75. zǒng gòng shì 12 kuài 7 máo 5 |
| [00:15.91] | This coming from the man who couldn' t split our 80 phone bill in half. zhè shì 80 yuán diàn huà fèi chú yǐ èr bú huì chú de rén |
| [00:21.98] | How much do I owe you? wǒ de sōng bǐng hé ná tiě duō shǎo qián? |
| [00:23.79] | That' s on the house, courtesy of Joey Tribbiani. nǐ de yóu qiáo yī cuī bǐ yà ní miǎn fèi zhāo dài |
| [00:27.79] | Great. Well, tell him thanks. zhēn hǎo, bāng wǒ xiè xiè tā |
| [00:30.39] | And since Joey seems like such a nice guy... jì rán qiáo yī rén zhè me hǎo |
| [00:33.66] | maybe we could go out? yě xǔ wǒ men kě yǐ yuē gè huì |
| [00:35.40] | He' s not used to women being so forward... tā bù tài xí guàn nǚ rén zhè me zhǔ dòng |
| [00:38.17] | but I could check with him. He says it' s okay. bù guò wǒ wèn guò tā, tā shuō hǎo |
| [00:43.41] | Great. Thanks. Byebye. tài hǎo le, xiè xiè, zài jiàn |
| [00:45.67] | How come our stuff isn' t free? qiáo yī, wèi shí me wǒ men bú shì miǎn fèi? |
| [00:47.84] | It will be when you look like that in a tight skirt. děng nǐ chuān zhǎi qún yě nà me là jiù kě yǐ miǎn fèi le |
| [00:51.58] | I' m getting more dates than ever. zhēn hǎo, wǒ de yuē huì pò jì lù de duō |
| [00:53.85] | You' re only giving free stuff to the pretty girls? màn zhe, nǐ zhǐ suàn měi nǚ miǎn fèi? |
| [00:57.09] | Joey, that is so gross! duì a, hào wù xīn ō |
| [00:59.75] | How about a scone on the house, baby? yào bú yào lái yí kuài miǎn fèi xiǎo yuán bǐng? |
| [01:04.09] | I' m pretty. wǒ shì měi nǚ |
| [01:07.66] | The One With Rachel' s Sister běn jí bō chū:" jiě mèi dà bǐ pīn" |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [01:45.73] | Hey, does anyone have any gum? I do. yǒu rén yǒu kǒu xiāng táng ma? wǒ yǒu |
| [01:51.34] | Here. Sorry. ná yī xià |
| [01:53.84] | Oh, you know what? hǎo xiàng shì |
| [01:58.45] | No. bú shì |
| [02:01.12] | Wait a second. děng yī xià |
| [02:08.86] | I know it' s in here. You know what? I' m good. wǒ jì de wǒ yǒu suàn le, bù yòng le |
| [02:12.49] | Sorry, I guess it' s in my big bag. bào qiàn, dà gài zài wǒ de dà dài zi lǐ |
| [02:16.56] | Say, does anybody have a goldfish? yǒu rén yǒu jīn yú ma? |
| [02:23.07] | Why are you here? Shouldn' t you be at work? nǐ zěn me huí lái le? bú shì zài shàng bān? |
| [02:25.61] | They sent me home. They said I can' t work if I' m sick. tā men jiào wǒ huí jiā shuō shí mǒ gǎn mào bù néng zuò cài |
| [02:30.15] | Sorry you' re sick. I' m not sick! zhēn kě lián wǒ méi yǒu gǎn mào |
| [02:34.15] | I don' t get sick. Getting sick is for weaklings, it' s for pansies. wǒ cái bú huì gǎn mào ruǎn ruò hé niáng niang qiāng de rén cái huì gǎn mào |
| [02:39.79] | No one thinks that you' re a pansy... méi yǒu rén jué de nǐ niáng niang qiāng |
| [02:42.16] | but we do think that you need a tissue. dàn wǒ men jué de nǐ xū yào miàn zhǐ |
| [02:48.06] | I have not been sick in over three years. wǒ yǐ jīng 3 nián duō méi gǎn mào le |
| [02:52.33] | I think you' re sick because that used to be in your nose. wǒ jué de nǐ gǎn mào le, yīn wèi nà gè yuán běn zài nǐ de bí zi lǐ |
| [02:58.17] | I' ll get tissue. wǒ bāng nǐ ná jǐ zhāng miàn zhǐ |
| [02:59.57] | I don' t need a tissue. I' m fined. wǒ bù xū yào miàn zhǐ, wǒ hěn hǎo nǎ |
| [03:02.88] | When you put a D at the end of fine... hǎo de hòu miàn hái jiā gè nǎ |
| [03:05.75] | you' re not fine. jiù shì bù hǎo nǎ |
| [03:09.12] | I' m fined. wǒ hěn hǎo nǎ |
| [03:11.75] | I' m fined. wǒ hěn hǎo nǎ |
| [03:14.72] | It' s a really hard word to say. zhè jù huà hěn nán shuō |
| [03:29.94] | Yes? Hi. Is Rachel here? I' m her sister. nǎ yī wèi? ruì qiū zài ma? wǒ shì tā de mèi mei |
| [03:33.27] | Oh, my God, Jill! tiān na, jí ér |
| [03:34.94] | Oh, my God, Rachel! tiān na, ruì qiū |
| [03:37.58] | Oh, my God, introduce us. tiān na, jiè shào yī xià ba |
| [03:40.28] | This is Chandler. And you know Monica and Ross. zhè wèi shì qián dé nǐ rèn shi mó nī kǎ hé luó sī |
| [03:43.99] | And that' s Phoebe. And that' s Joey. nà shi fēi bǐ, nà shi qiáo yī |
| [03:46.39] | How you doing? Don' t! nǐ hǎo ma? bié |
| [03:53.29] | Honey, what are you doing here? nǐ zěn me lái le? |
| [03:55.63] | Which sister is this? zhè shì něi gè mèi mei? |
| [03:57.07] | Is this the spoiled one or the one that bit her? bèi chǒng huài de hái shì fèn shì jí sú de? |
| [04:00.27] | Daddy cut me off. lǎo bà duàn le wǒ de cái yuán |
| [04:01.67] | Never mind, I got it. wǒ zhī dào le |
| [04:03.77] | You know what I said? nǐ zhī dào wǒ zěn me shuō? |
| [04:05.44] | I said," I' ll hire a lawyer, sue you, take all your money... wǒ shuō " wǒ yào qǐng yí gè lǜ shī bǎ nǐ de qián dōu gào guò lái" |
| [04:09.08] | and cut you off!" " rán hòu duàn le nǐ de cái yuán" |
| [04:10.81] | Wow. What did he say? nà tā zěn me shuō? |
| [04:12.48] | That he wouldn' t pay for my lawyer. tā shuō bù bāng wǒ fù lǜ shī fèi |
| [04:15.68] | Then he told me to learn the value of money... hái jiào wǒ gēn tā wéi yī zì háo de nǚ ér |
| [04:18.42] | from the one daughter he' s actually proud of. lái xué xué jīn qián de jià zhí |
| [04:22.79] | Did you hear that? My dad' s proud of me. nǐ men tīng dào le ma? wǒ bà yǐ wǒ wèi róng |
| [04:25.86] | My dad' s proud of me. wǒ bà yǐ wǒ wèi róng |
| [04:28.13] | Rach? Oh, yeah. Sorry. ruì qiū? hǎo, bào qiàn |
| [04:30.00] | Honey, so what did you do that made Dad cut you off? bà wèi shí me bù gěi nǐ qián? |
| [04:34.30] | Okay, I bought a boat. wǒ mǎi le yī sōu chuán |
| [04:36.04] | You bought a boat? nǐ mǎi le yī sōu chuán? |
| [04:38.14] | It wasn' t for me, it was for a friend. bú shì wǒ yào de, shì yào sòng péng yǒu de |
| [04:41.61] | Boy, did we make friends with the wrong sister. wǒ men bù gāi gēn jiě jie jiāo péng yǒu de |
| [04:45.88] | I knew it was stupid and I shouldn' t have done it... wǒ zhī dào zhè yàng hěn chǔn hěn bù yīng gāi |
| [04:48.85] | but she bought me all these CDs and said I had a cute haircut. dàn tā sòng wǒ yī dà duī CD hái shuō wǒ de fà xíng hěn piào liàng |
| [04:52.75] | And your daddy didn' t understand? ér nǐ bà què bù néng lǐ jiě? |
| [04:55.79] | I know, and usually I just cry and say I' m sorry and he forgives me. jiù shì a tōng cháng wǒ kū zhe dào qiàn jiù méi shì le |
| [05:00.06] | Oh, yes, good criers, the Green girls. méi cuò, gé lín jiā de nǚ shēng zuì huì kū le |
| [05:06.13] | I mean, the Green sisters. wǒ shì shuō gé lín jiā de jiě mèi |
| [05:12.21] | Man, no matter how you say it... bù guǎn zěn me shuō... |
| [05:13.78] | it still sounds like you' re talking about green people. tīng qǐ lái dōu xiàng gé lí |
| [05:18.75] | I' m at rock bottom. wǒ zhēn shì lěng dào jí diǎn |
| [05:22.08] | This is the best thing that could' ve happened to you. jí ér, zhè shì yī cì zuì hǎo de jiào xùn |
| [05:25.59] | You' ve needed to get out on your own. fǎn zhèng nǐ yě de dú lì |
| [05:27.92] | When I did it, at first I was scared, but then look at me now. wǒ gāng dú lì shí yě hěn hài pà jié guǒ xiàn zài ne |
| [05:32.19] | I am the only daughter that Dad is proud of. wǒ shì wéi yī ràng lǎo bà jiāo ào de nǚ ér |
| [05:37.33] | I can' t believe him. How does he expect me to buy stuff? tā zhēn shì tài chě le wǒ yào zěn me mǎi dōng xi? |
| [05:40.20] | Maybe, you know, you won' t buy stuff for a while. nà nǐ jiù xiān bú yào mǎi dōng xi |
| [05:43.37] | I don' t understand. wǒ bù dǒng |
| [05:46.24] | This is what you' ll do. You' re gonna get a job. nǐ xiàn zài yào zuò de shì zhǎo yī fèn gōng zuò |
| [05:49.14] | You' re gonna get an apartment. zhǎo yī jiān gōng yù |
| [05:51.25] | And then you will live off the money that you earn. rán hòu kào nǐ zì jǐ zhuàn de qián guò huó |
| [05:54.65] | Okay, I know this is what you did... hǎo, wǒ zhī dào nǐ shì zhè yàng |
| [05:57.69] | but that doesn' t sound like me. dàn zhè bù xiàng wǒ de zuò fēng |
| [06:01.02] | Okay, but it can be. It can be you. dàn nǐ kě yǐ zuò dé dào wǒ huì bāng nǐ |
| [06:03.22] | And you can stay with us. Right, Phoebe? nǐ kě yǐ gēn wǒ men zhù fēi bǐ, kě yǐ ba? |
| [06:06.43] | Of course, yeah. Oh, that' s so great! dāng rán kě yǐ tài hǎo le |
| [06:09.26] | Okay, I' m really gonna do this. I don' t know how to thank you. hǎo, nà wǒ jiù lái dú lì zhēn bù zhī dào gāi zěn me xiè xiè nǐ men |
| [06:13.07] | Oh, I like cars. wǒ xǐ huān qì chē |
| [06:21.48] | You all finished? Yes. nǐ chī wán le ma? chī wán le |
| [06:23.24] | Great. tài hǎo le |
| [06:28.48] | Okay, here are the tips for this morning. zǎo shàng de xiǎo fèi chū lái le |
| [06:31.22] | Jen gets 50, 50 for me and Joey owes 8 dollars. zhēn 50, wǒ 50 qiáo yī qiàn 8 kuài qián |
| [06:36.82] | What? For all the free food you gave away. shén me? yīn wèi nǐ dào chù sòng chī de |
| [06:39.23] | If it' s free, how come you' re charging me for it? jì rán shì sòng de, wèi shí me gēn wǒ yào qián |
| [06:43.46] | We don' t give anything away unless it' s a birthday. wǒ men zhǐ miǎn fèi zhāo dài shòu xīng |
| [06:47.00] | What if they came in third in a modeling contest? nà mó tè ér bǐ sài dì sān míng ne? |
| [06:51.31] | No. bù xíng |
| [06:52.57] | Sorry. bào qiàn |
| [06:57.55] | I just had the hardest day. Some of these are so heavy. wǒ jīn tiān hǎo cǎn, zhèi xiē dài zi hǎo zhòng |
| [07:02.32] | How did you pay? I thought your dad took your credit card. jí ér, nǐ zěn me yǒu qián? nǐ bà bú shì bǎ xìn yòng kǎ dōu shōu zǒu le? |
| [07:05.92] | I memorized those numbers when I was 15. bài tuō, wǒ 15 suì jiù huì bèi kǎ hào le |
| [07:09.46] | But look at all the cool makeitonmyown stuff I got! nǐ men kàn wǒ mǎi de zhèi xiē dú lì xíng tou |
| [07:13.16] | This is my " Please hire me" sweater. zhè shì" qǐng gù yōng wǒ" máo yī |
| [07:16.33] | And these are my " Don' t you want to rent me this apartment?" pants. zhè shì " nǐ bù xiǎng bǎ fáng zi zū wǒ ma" kù zi |
| [07:21.44] | Charging clothes to your dad doesn' t qualify as making it on your own. ràng nǐ bà fù nǐ de zhì zhuāng fèi bù suàn dú lì |
| [07:26.57] | Oh, Mr. Scientist has to get all technical. dà kē xué jiā jiù shì zhè me sǐ bǎn |
| [07:30.51] | Rachel' s not gonna think it' s a good idea. ruì qiū zhēn de bú huì zàn chéng |
| [07:33.38] | So who made her queen of the world? I would love that job! shuí fēng tā dāng nǚ wáng le? wǒ chāo xiǎng dāng nǚ wáng de |
| [07:39.79] | What' s going on? zěn me yàng a? |
| [07:41.46] | Jill! jí ér |
| [07:43.93] | Did you shop? nǐ pǎo qù guàng jiē ma? |
| [07:46.13] | No. méi yǒu |
| [07:47.80] | They did. shì tā men |
| [07:50.63] | Yeah, we went shopping! duì, wǒ men pǎo qù guàng jiē |
| [07:54.90] | You went shopping? nǐ men pǎo qù guàng jiē? |
| [07:56.47] | Then you came here and paraded it under Jill' s nose... rán hòu bǎ dōng xī xiù gěi jí ér kàn? |
| [07:59.94] | when you know she' s trying to quit. That' s terrible. nǐ men míng zhī tā xiǎng jiè diào nǐ men zhēn chà jìn |
| [08:03.74] | Sorry, Jill. bào qiàn jí ér |
| [08:07.45] | So, what' d you get? nǐ men mǎi le shén me? |
| [08:09.05] | Oh, well, all right. Thank you. wǒ mǎi le xiè xiè |
| [08:11.59] | I got this, you know, " I want a job" sweater. wǒ mǎi le zhè jiàn " wǒ yào gōng zuò" máo yī |
| [08:17.16] | And then I got.. These are apartment pants. hái mǎi le zhè tiáo gōng yù kù |
| [08:23.60] | Apartment pants? gōng yù kù? |
| [08:26.17] | You' ve never heard of them? duì, nǐ méi tīng guò ma? |
| [08:28.57] | Of course I' ve heard of them. dāng rán tīng guò |
| [08:32.01] | Ross, what' d you get? luó sī nà nǐ ne? |
| [08:33.98] | I got this... wǒ mǎi le zhè gè |
| [08:37.41] | This. zhè gè |
| [08:40.98] | A pashmina? Yeah! pà shén mǐ nà pī jiān? duì |
| [08:45.35] | I love these babies. wǒ ài sǐ tā le |
| [08:51.79] | Really? shì ma? |
| [08:53.59] | What' s a pashmina? pà shén mǐ nà shì shén me? |
| [08:56.50] | It' s a rug. yī zhǒng xiǎo tǎn zi |
| [08:59.97] | Jill? jí ér? |
| [09:02.77] | I' m sorry, Rachel. ruì qiū, duì bù qǐ |
| [09:05.41] | You think that' s gonna work on me? I invented that. bài tuō, nǐ zhēn yǐ wéi wǒ huì shàng dàng? lèi yǎn gōng shì shì wǒ fā míng de |
| [09:10.65] | Right! But I am sorry. yě duì, dàn wǒ zhēn de hěn bào qiàn |
| [09:14.32] | It' s okay. One little setback is okay. suàn le, zǒu yī cì huí tóu lù hái hǎo |
| [09:17.22] | But don' t let it happen again, okay? Okay. jiù shì bié zài fàn le, hǎo ma? hǎo. |
| [09:20.79] | Now, since Daddy paid for all this stuff, I should take it all away. jì rán zhè shì lǎo bà fù de qián wǒ yīng gāi quán dōu mò shōu |
| [09:25.33] | But I' m just gonna take the pashmina. bù guò wǒ mò shōu pī jiān jiù hǎo |
| [09:30.83] | And the pants. hái yǒu nà tiáo kù zi |
| [09:33.83] | I' ll take it all, because that way, you' ll learn the lesson. hái shì dōu mò shōu hǎo le zhè yàng nǐ cái néng dé dào jiào xùn |
| [09:38.41] | All right. |
| [09:39.91] | I' m gonna run a couple of errands and I will see you at dinner. wǒ yǒu shì yào máng, wǒ men wǎn cān jiàn |
| [09:46.98] | She took all my stuff. dōu bèi tā ná zǒu le |
| [09:49.18] | Yeah. Everything but the little blue one. méi cuò, chú le zhè gè lán sè xiǎo dài zi |
| [09:54.06] | That' s the best one! zhè yí yàng zuì bàng le |
| [09:55.56] | Oh, my God. Thank you so much! tiān na, xiè xiè nǐ |
| [09:58.36] | Well, hey. |
| [10:01.00] | Oh, my gosh, that was so lame. Like a pashmina could be a rug. tiān na, nǐ hǎo xùn ō pà shén mǐ nà zěn me huì shì xiǎo tǎn zi |
| [10:04.67] | Oh, yeah? How about you with the " I' m sorry"? nà nǐ ne?" duì bù qǐ" |
| [10:08.57] | Shut up! I wasn' t like that at all. bì zuǐ, wǒ nǎ yǒu nà me ě xīn |
| [10:10.94] | What about what I said about the apartment pants? How dumb was l? wǒ nà gè gōng yù kù ne? gòu chǔn ba? |
| [10:18.78] | Were you this cute in high school? Oh, stop. nǐ gāo zhōng shí yǒu zhè me kě ài ma? bié nào le |
| [10:21.75] | No, you stop. No, you stop. nǐ cái bié nào le nǐ cái bié nào le |
| [10:25.19] | Why don' t I sit here and then you' ll both stop it? nǐ bié nào le hǎo, wǒ zuò zhōng wèn, nǐ men dōu bié nào le |
| [10:31.19] | Okay. So, what do you want to do? nǐ xiǎng zuò shí mǒ? |
| [10:33.79] | Let' s do something crazy. wǒ men lái fēng yī xià |
| [10:35.90] | I know, let' s rest and drink lots of fluids. wǒ zhī dào, wǒ men lái duō xiū xī duō hē shuǐ |
| [10:40.07] | Okay, I' ll rest. hǎo, wǒ xiū xī |
| [10:41.64] | But if I' m going to bed, then you' re coming with me. bù guò rú guǒ wǒ yào shàng chuáng nǐ yě de gēn wǒ lái |
| [10:47.91] | See, that would be impossible to resist if you weren' t all... wǒ běn lái hěn nán shuō bù dàn shì nǐ... |
| [10:51.91] | drippy here. bí shuǐ liú bù tíng |
| [10:55.25] | Are you saying that you don' t want to get with this? nǐ shì shuō nǐ bù xiǎng yào wǒ ma? |
| [11:04.13] | I don' t think you should say that even when you' re healthy. nǐ zuì hǎo lián jiàn kāng shí dōu bú yào zhè yàng |
| [11:10.30] | Come on. lái ma |
| [11:14.00] | Don' t take this personally. wǒ bú shì zhēn duì nǐ |
| [11:16.07] | I just can' t have sex with a sick person. wǒ jiù shì méi bàn fǎ gēn bìng rén shàng chuáng |
| [11:19.67] | I' m with you. I can' t have sex with a sick person either. Disgusting! wǒ yě shì, wǒ yě bù gēn bìng rén shàng chuáng nà yàng hào wù xīn |
| [11:24.41] | But I' m not sick! dàn shì wǒ méi bìng |
| [11:25.95] | Let me prove it to you. ràng wǒ zhèng míng gěi nǐ kàn |
| [11:28.95] | We are two healthy people in the prime of lime. wǒ men shēn qiáng tǐ zhuàng, qīng chūn zhèng shèng |
| [11:34.82] | See, that' s the thing, I would like to stay in the " prime of lime." wǒ jiù shì xiǎng jì xù shēn qiáng tǐ zhuàng |
| [11:45.80] | Oh, okay, now I' ll do it. hǎo, wǒ yǒu" xìng" zhì le |
| [11:51.94] | Hey. What' s up? zěn me yàng a? |
| [11:55.28] | I think there' s something you should know. yǒu jiàn shì huò xǔ nǐ yīng gāi zhī dào |
| [11:57.98] | Better not be about the apartment pants. zuì hǎo bú shì gōng yù kù de shì |
| [11:59.85] | I just pitched the idea to my boss at Ralph Lauren and she loved it. yīn wèi wǒ de shàng sī ài sǐ zhè gè gòu xiǎng le |
| [12:05.89] | No. It' s just, I was... bú shì, wǒ... |
| [12:08.39] | I was with Ross and Jill after you left... wǒ gāng hé luó sī, jí ér zài yì qǐ |
| [12:10.69] | and I' m pretty sure I saw a little spark between them. wǒ hěn què dìng tā men zhī jiān yǒu huǒ huā |
| [12:14.66] | What? I mean, it' s probably nothing. shén me? huò xǔ méi shì |
| [12:17.23] | But I wanted to warn you that there might be something. wǒ zhǐ shì xiǎng tí xǐng nǐ tā men huò xǔ yǒu shén me |
| [12:21.14] | With Ross and Jill? Yeah. luó sī gēn jí ér? duì |
| [12:23.50] | With Ross and my sister? luó sī hé wǒ mèi mei? |
| [12:28.38] | With my sister Jill and my exboyfriend Ross? wǒ mèi mei jí ér hé wǒ de qián nán yǒu luó sī? |
| [12:33.31] | Oh, there is no way. Okay, then. bù kě néng de nà hǎo ba |
| [12:35.98] | Oh, my God! I cannot believe that! wǒ de tiān na, wǒ zhēn bù gǎn xiāng xìn |
| [12:39.55] | I don' t like it when he dates anyone, but my sister? bú shì wǒ fǎn duì luó sī jiāo nǚ péng yǒu dàn gēn wǒ mèi? |
| [12:42.72] | Isn' t that incest or something? bú shì děng yú ma? |
| [12:45.89] | And they' re gonna have sex. tiān na, ér qiě tā men huì shàng chuáng |
| [12:48.43] | Oh, no! What if he marries her too? yào shì tā hái qǔ tā ne? |
| [12:51.53] | This is just terrible. This is just terrible. tài kǒng bù le, zhēn shì tài kǒng bù le |
| [12:54.27] | And I can' t stop it. I don' t own Ross. ér wǒ yòu bù néng zǔ zhǐ luó sī yòu bú shì wǒ de |
| [12:56.87] | And Jill should be able to do what she wants to do. ér qiě jí ér yǒu tā de xíng dòng zì yóu |
| [13:00.07] | Oh, my God, I can' t believe Ross is marrying my little sister. wǒ de tiān na, luó sī jū rán yào qǔ wǒ mèi mei |
| [13:04.25] | This is the worst thing that could' ve ever happened to me. zhè zhēn shì wǒ zhè yī shēng zuì bēi cǎn de zāo yù |
| [13:09.22] | But great news about the apartment pants, huh? bù guò gōng yù kù de shì zhēn shì tài hǎo le |
| [13:14.52] | That' ll be 3. 85. zǒng gòng 3 kuài 8 máo 5 |
| [13:16.36] | What? Yesterday you said I was too pretty to pay. shén me yì sī? zuó tiān nǐ hái shuō wǒ tài měi bù gāi fù qián |
| [13:19.73] | It' s just, I can' t, because my manager said that I.. wǒ bù néng qǐng kè, yīn wèi jīng lǐ shuō wǒ |
| [13:24.57] | Happy birthday to you zhù nǐ shēng rì kuài lè |
| [13:27.97] | Happy birthday to you zhù nǐ shēng rì kuài lè |
| [13:30.47] | Happy birthday, dear Annie.. Amy! zhù ān nī shēng rì kuài lè ài měi |
| [13:33.64] | Amy ài měi |
| [13:36.04] | Happy birthday to you zhù nǐ shēng rì kuài lè |
| [13:38.98] | That' s weird, today' s my birthday too. zhēn qiǎo, jīn tiān yě shì wǒ de shēng rì |
| [13:41.58] | Not in here, it isn' t. zài zhè lǐ bú shì |
| [13:46.99] | Sorry I' m late. What' s up? bào qiàn chí dào le, shén me shì? |
| [13:51.16] | I just wanted to see if there were any leads on the old job front. wǒ zhǐ shì xiǎng wèn nǐ gōng zuò zhǎo dé zěn yàng |
| [13:55.46] | No. But I walked past three sales and didn' t go in. méi jìn zhǎn dàn wǒ jīng guò sān jiā zhé kòu diàn dōu méi jìn qù |
| [13:58.80] | How strong am I? wǒ hěn jiān qiáng ba? |
| [14:01.60] | That is great. tài hǎo le |
| [14:03.24] | You know who doesn' t have to jobhunt? Ross. nǐ zhī dào shuí bù bì zhǎo gōng zuò? luó sī. |
| [14:06.81] | He works at the university. Yeah? tā zài dà xué jiāo shū shì a |
| [14:09.51] | So you guys talked? So you get along? So you' re gonna go out? suǒ yǐ nǐ zhī dào, nǐ men liáo guò nǐ men hěn tóu yuán, nǐ men yào yuē huì ma? |
| [14:15.18] | Me go out with Ross? No. wǒ gēn luó sī yuē huì? |
| [14:18.09] | God, no. What would make you think that? dāng rán bú huì, nǐ nǎ lái de niàn tou? |
| [14:21.16] | Phoebe... zhè gè fēi bǐ.... |
| [14:22.49] | said she thought she saw something between you guys. jué de nǐ men yǒu shén me |
| [14:25.99] | I mean, he' s nice. méi yǒu, tā rén shì hěn hǎo |
| [14:28.00] | He' s the kind you' re friends with, but not the kind you date. nǐ huì xiǎng hé tā zuò péng yǒu dàn bú huì xiǎng hé tā jiāo wǎng |
| [14:31.67] | He' s the kind you date, because you did. But me? nǐ huì, nǐ gēn tā jiāo wǎng guò |
| [14:36.04] | Not so much. wǒ jiù méi shén me xìng qù |
| [14:38.97] | Oh, not so much. What do you mean? Is there something wrong with Ross? méi shén me xìng qù? shén me yì sī? luó sī yǒu nǎ lǐ bù hǎo ma? |
| [14:44.18] | No, no, no. He' s just... méi yǒu, zhǐ bù guò tā... |
| [14:46.11] | I don' t know. You know, he' s just a little bookish. tā yǒu diǎn shū dāi |
| [14:50.28] | Are you saying he' s a geek? nǐ jué de tā shì guài tāi? |
| [14:52.12] | You think so too? nǐ yě yǒu tóng gǎn? |
| [14:54.69] | No. Ross is not a geek. bù, luó sī bú shì guài tāi |
| [14:57.89] | Then let' s just say he' s not my type. hǎo, jiù dāng tā bú shì wǒ xǐ huān de lèi xíng |
| [15:00.33] | Handsome is not your type? nǐ bù xǐ huān shuài gē? |
| [15:03.13] | Smart, kind, good kisser. cōng míng? hǎo xīn? wěn jì yī liú? |
| [15:05.03] | What, those things aren' t on your list? zhèi xiē bú shì nǐ de tiáo jiàn? |
| [15:07.47] | Ross is great. You' d be lucky to be with him. luó sī rén hěn hǎo néng gēn tā zài yì qǐ shì nǐ de fú qì |
| [15:10.67] | If it means that much, then I' ll ask him out. hǎo, jì rán nǐ zhè me zài yì wǒ jiù yuē tā |
| [15:13.51] | Oh, no. That' s not what I meant. bù bù bù, wǒ bú shì nà gè yì sī |
| [15:16.31] | You know what? You' re right. nǐ zhī dào ma? nǐ shuō de duì |
| [15:18.25] | He has been really nice to me. tā duì wǒ què shí hěn hǎo |
| [15:21.22] | Yeah, but he' s not your type. dàn tā bú shì nǐ de lèi xíng |
| [15:24.02] | But maybe that' s good. huò xǔ zhè shì hǎo shì |
| [15:25.59] | I' m doing all these different things. wǒ zhèng zài zuò gè zhǒng cháng shì |
| [15:27.92] | Maybe I should just try dating a geek too. huò xǔ yě yīng gāi gēn guài tāi yuē huì kàn kàn |
| [15:32.43] | Yeah, but you don' t want to try too much too fast. dàn nǐ yě bié yī xià zǐ zuò tài duō cháng shì |
| [15:36.90] | You remember what happened to the little girl who... nǐ jì de nà gè |
| [15:40.20] | tried too much too fast, don' t you? yī xià zǐ zuò tài duō cháng shì de xiǎo nǚ hái ba |
| [15:43.90] | What? shén me? |
| [15:45.71] | She died, Jill. tā sǐ le |
| [15:53.68] | Chandler! qián dé |
| [15:57.55] | What is it, honey? You need some tea? Some soup? shén me shì, nǐ xiǎng hē chá? hái shì hē tāng? |
| [16:07.19] | Calling Dr. Big. hū jiào dà diāo yī shēng |
| [16:09.16] | Dr. Big to the bed. dà diāo yī shēng qǐng shàng chuáng |
| [16:12.43] | Jeez, honey, I thought you were asleep. tiān na, wǒ yǐ wéi nǐ shuì le |
| [16:16.04] | How could I be asleep knowing that you were in the next room? nǐ jiù zài wài miàn, wǒ zěn me shuì de zháo? |
| [16:22.28] | I was asleep. wǒ dǎo shì shuì zháo le |
| [16:27.88] | No, honey. You know what' s sexy? Layers. bù, nǐ zhī dào zěn yàng cái xìng gǎn? duō chuān jǐ céng |
| [16:31.89] | Layers are sexy. duō chuān jǐ céng cái xìng gǎn |
| [16:33.52] | And blankets are sexy. And hotwater bottles are sexy. bèi zi cái xìng gǎn rè shuǐ píng gèng xìng gǎn |
| [16:37.39] | Get into bed. I want to prove I' m not sick. shàng chuáng la, wǒ xiǎng zhèng míng wǒ méi shēng bìng |
| [16:40.53] | I want to make you feel as good as I feel. wǒ xiǎng ràng nǐ gēn wǒ yí yàng shū fú |
| [16:45.67] | Would you please get some rest? wǒ bài tuō nǐ xiū xī |
| [16:47.90] | I' m fine. wǒ méi shì nǎ |
| [16:54.11] | You' re coughing. No, I' m not. nǐ zài ké sòu wǒ méi yǒu |
| [16:56.58] | No, I' m not, I' m laughing. wǒ méi yǒu, wǒ shì zài xiào |
| [17:01.45] | At what? Just something I heard before. xiào shén me? wǒ zhī qián tīng shuō de yī jiàn shì |
| [17:04.25] | Tell me. No, I don' t want it to spoil the mood. gào sù wǒ bù, wǒ bù xiǎng pò huài qíng diào |
| [17:15.56] | Happy birthday to you zhù nǐ shēng rì kuài lè |
| [17:20.83] | You' re paying for that. No, it' s her birthday. nǐ chū qián bù, jīn tiān shì tā de shēng rì |
| [17:24.00] | You' ve sung " Happy Birthday" to 20 women today. nǐ yǐ jīng duì èr shí gè nǚ rén chàng shēng rì kuài lè |
| [17:28.14] | You are no longer authorized to distribute birthday muffins. dàn shì nǐ shī qù sòng shēng rì sōng bǐng de quán xiàn le |
| [17:32.95] | Damn it! mā de |
| [17:36.58] | ruì qiū |
| [17:39.69] | Did you tell your sister to ask me out? nǐ jiào nǐ mèi yuē wǒ ma? |
| [17:43.02] | Well, yeah. Oh, wow! I mean, wow. duì wa, zhēn shì wa |
| [17:48.43] | I think she' s cute, but... wǒ jué de tā hěn kě ài dàn... |
| [17:51.37] | I never would' ve thought of going out with her. Never! wǒ cóng lái méi xiǎng guò yào gēn tā yuē huì |
| [17:55.20] | Really? zhēn de? |
| [17:56.47] | But after you said it' s okay, I figured," Why not?" bù guò jì rán rán nǐ shuō xíng wǒ xīn xiǎng: yǒu hé bù kě? |
| [18:00.67] | Oh, so not really " never." suǒ yǐ yě bù suàn cóng lái méi xiǎng guò |
| [18:03.78] | I have to say you are a much bigger person than I am. nǐ zhēn de bǐ wǒ dà fāng duō le |
| [18:07.11] | I mean, after all we' ve been through. wǒ men yǒu nà me duō guò qù |
| [18:10.15] | I wish I had a brother to reciprocate. wǒ zhēn xī wàng wǒ yǒu xiōng dì kě yǐ zuò jiāo huàn |
| [18:14.99] | If you ever date Monica, you have my blessing. rú guǒ nǐ xiǎng gēn mó nī kǎ jiāo wǎng wǒ jué duì zhù fú |
| [18:17.66] | And mine. wǒ yě shì |
| [18:22.13] | Chandler? qián dé |
| [18:23.83] | I think I' m sick. wǒ jué de wǒ bìng le |
| [18:26.53] | Really? shì ma? |
| [18:28.34] | Struck down in the " pribe of libe." qīng chūn bù shèng le? |
| [18:32.64] | Okay, fine, I admit it. I feel terrible. hǎo la, wǒ chéng rèn, wǒ hěn bù shū fu |
| [18:36.88] | Will you please rub this on my chest? bāng wǒ zài xiōng kǒu mǒ yào gāo |
| [18:40.81] | No, no, no. You are not getting me this way. bù xíng, nǐ bié xiǎng piàn wǒ shàng gōu |
| [18:44.75] | Come on, I really need your help here. wǒ zhēn de xū yào nǐ bāng wǒ bù xíng |
| [18:49.99] | Fine, I' ll rub it on myself. Okay. hǎo, nà wǒ jiù zì jǐ mǒ hǎo |
| [19:12.38] | So you' re just kind of rubbing it on yourself? nǐ zài wǎng shēn shàng mǒ yào gāo? |
| [19:18.02] | Yeah. It' s nice. zěn yàng? mán hǎo de |
| [19:22.52] | You kidding me? Is this turning you on? bú huì ba? zhè yàng nǐ huì xīng fèn? |
| [19:25.23] | Yes. duì |
| [19:28.13] | Is it the rubbing or the smell? zhēn shì tài chě le shì mǒ de dòng zuò hái shì wèi dào? |
| [19:30.86] | It' s all very, very good. dōu hěn bàng |
| [19:37.70] | So you want to go... xiǎng bù xiǎng |
| [19:41.28] | mix it up? hēi xiū yī xià? |
| [19:44.65] | Not now, I' m sick. Oh, come on, you big faker! xiàn zài bù xíng, wǒ bìng le shǎo lái le, dà piàn zi |
| [19:49.75] | What about never sleeping with sick people? nǐ bú shì bù gēn bìng rén shàng chuáng? |
| [19:52.42] | Well, that was before all the vaporizing action. nà shi zài nà lìng rén sū má de dòng zuò zhī qián |
| [19:58.73] | Okay, if you really want to have sex. hǎo ba, rú guǒ nǐ zhēn de xiǎng zuò hǎo |
| [20:03.23] | Worked like a charm. zhēn gòu líng de |
| [20:11.67] | Why are you here? nǐ lái zhè lǐ gàn shén me? |
| [20:13.17] | This is where Ross and I are meeting for our date. So, what do you think? wǒ gēn luó sī yuē zài zhè lǐ wǒ de dǎ bàn rú hé? |
| [20:19.18] | I don' t like it. wǒ bù xǐ huān |
| [20:22.08] | Really? It' s kind of slutty. shì ma? yǒu diǎn fàng dàng |
| [20:26.32] | It' s yours. zhè shì nǐ de yī fú |
| [20:29.52] | Yeah, well, I' m a slut. wǒ shì gè |
| [20:33.53] | Me too. wǒ yě shì |
| [20:38.63] | Hi, Jill. jí ér |
| [20:40.17] | Hi... |
| [20:42.60] | Rachel. ruì qiū |
| [20:45.71] | You' re not at home, you' re right here. nǐ bù zài jiā, nǐ zài zhè lǐ |
| [20:49.81] | Yeah, I know. wǒ zhī dào |
| [20:51.18] | And I bet you thought it would be weird. But it' s not. nǐ yí dìng yǐ wéi huì hěn guài, qí shí bú huì |
| [21:00.69] | Okay. hǎo |
| [21:02.96] | So, well, I' ll... wǒ... |
| [21:05.33] | I' ll have her home by midnight. wǒ wǔ yè zhī qián huì sòng tā huí jiā |
| [21:27.18] | Why aren' t you home yet? nǐ wèi shí me hái méi huí jiā |
| [21:29.92] | Is someone there? wài miàn yǒu rén ma? |
| [21:32.55] | Oh, yeah, it' s me. Sorry. yǒu, shì wǒ, bào qiàn |
| [21:35.89] | What are you doing here? nǐ lái gàn shén me? |
| [21:39.23] | I' m just looking out your window... wǒ zhǐ shì zài kàn chuāng wài |
| [21:42.20] | at the view. de fēng jǐng |
| [21:44.50] | What are you guys doing? nǐ men zài gàn shén me? |
| [21:47.37] | We got some vapor rub in some places. wǒ men shēn shàng zhān dào yào gāo |
| [21:54.61] | He brought her back to his apartment. tā bǎ tā dài huí jiā le |
| [21:58.41] | Who? shuí? |
| [22:04.22] | Is that your sister? nà shi nǐ mèi mei ma? |
| [22:06.72] | She is a slut! tā zhēn shì gè |
| [22:10.62] | Ross is on a date with your sister. How weird is that? luó sī zài gēn nǐ mèi yuē huì, duō qí guài a |
| [22:13.93] | Oh, my God, he' s taking off her clothes! tiān na, kàn, tā zài tuō tā de yī fú |
| [22:16.80] | He' s taking off her coat. tā zài bāng tā tuō wài tào |
| [22:19.77] | Oh, this is just terrible. zhēn shì tài zāo gāo le |
| [22:22.04] | Oh, no, it' s not. It' s a first date. I' m sure that nothing is gonna... bú huì la, cái dì yī cì yuē huì yí dìng bú huì yǒu |
| [22:33.28] | He' s gonna get some. tā yǒu fú le |
| [22:38.05] | Of the glare... néng kàn dào... |
| [22:40.92] | from the streetlight out of his apartment. wū wài jiē dēng de dēng guāng |
| [22:43.56] | You know, so he' s closed the drapes there... suǒ yǐ tā bǎ chuāng lián lā shàng |
| [22:47.43] | so he can have a nice, pleasant... hǎo gēn nǐ mèi mei... |
| [22:50.43] | conversation with your little sister. hǎo hǎo liáo yī liáo |
| [22:54.10] | Well, I' m off to bed. wǒ qù shuì le |
| [22:57.44] | wèi wán dài xù |
| [23:06.45] | I don' t feel good. wǒ bù shū fu |
| [23:09.78] | You better not get me sick. bié bǎ gǎn mào chuán rǎn gěi wǒ |
| [23:16.66] | I need some fruit or some juice or some.... wǒ xū yào shuǐ guǒ huò guǒ zhī huò |
| [23:24.80] | Or some nothing. huò kōng qì |
| [23:27.40] | There' s nothing in here. Who took our food? bīng xiāng shì kōng de shuí ná le wǒ men de shí wù? |
| [23:29.64] | Can I interest you in a slice of lasagna or a drumstick? yào bú yào lái diǎn qiān céng miàn huò jī tuǐ? |
| [23:33.77] | No, thanks. Are you sure? It' s on the house. bù yòng le nǐ què dìng? miǎn fèi de ō |
| [23:37.04] | No, thanks. How about going out with me Friday night? bù yòng le xīng qī wǔ wǎn shàng yào bú yào gēn wǒ yuē huì? |
| [23:39.88] | No, thanks. What are you gonna do. bù liǎo nà jiù méi bàn fǎ le |
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