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Why is everybody using these tiny, little lights nowadays? |
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I remember when people used big ones. wǒ jì de yǐ qián dōu yòng dà dēng pào |
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That' s a good story, Grandpa. qián dé yé ye huà dāng nián |
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Wow. Monica' s letting other people help decorate her tree? mó nī kǎ ràng bié rén bù zhì tā de shèng dàn shù |
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Did someone get her drunk again, or...? shuí yòu bǎ tā guàn zuì le ma? |
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Having a perfect tree is not what Christmas is about. shèng dàn jié de yì yì bù zài yú shèng dàn shù |
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It' s about being with loved ones. ér zài yú yǔ suǒ ài de rén gòng dù |
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That is nice. And we' re done. Tada! zhēn hǎo, bù zhì hǎo le |
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It just doesn' t quite feel like Christmas to me. wǒ zǒng jué de tā shǎo le yī gǔ shèng dàn wèi |
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Oh, here. nà zhè yàng ne |
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See, now it feels like Christmas. zhè yàng cái xiàng shèng dàn jié |
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The One With The Routine běn jí bō chū:" wǔ lín gāo shǒu" |
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And that' s the story of the dreidel. zhè jiù shì yóu tài tuó luó de yóu lái |
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Some people trace the Christmas tree to the Egyptians... yǒu xiē rén shuō shèng dàn shù yuán zì gǔ āi jí |
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who' d bring palm branches into huts on the shortest day of the year... zài měi nián bái huà zuì duǎn de rì zi tā men huì bǎ zōng lǘ zhī dài jìn wū lǐ |
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symbolizing life' s triumph over death. xiàng zhēng shēng mìng zhàn shèng sǐ wáng |
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And that was, like, 4000 years ago. nà shi 4 qiān nián qián de shì le |
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Around the same time that you started this story. nǐ kāi shǐ jiǎng gǔ yě chà bù duō shì nà shí hou |
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Hey, you guys. Hey. What' s up? nǐ men hǎo qiáo yī |
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I had to get out of the apartment. Janine' s stretching all over. wǒ bù chū mén bù xíng jí níng dào chù lā jīn |
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Everywhere I look she' s like.... yī zhuǎn tóu jiù kàn dào tā zài |
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I can see why that' s hard to resist. nán guài nǐ wú fǎ kàng jù |
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I like her so much. wǒ hǎo xǐ huān tā |
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I' m sorry she doesn' t feel the same. kě xī tā duì nǐ méi gǎn jué |
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I know. And she' s so sweet. jiù shì a, tā hǎo kě ài |
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I just want to feed her grapes and brush her hair. wǒ hǎo xiǎng wèi tā chī pú táo bāng tā shū tóu |
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You are aware that she' s not a monkey, right? nǐ zhī dào tā bú shì hóu zi ba? |
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I am so over Janine. wǒ yǐ jīng bù zài hu jí níng le |
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Yeah, at first I thought she was hot, but now she' s like old news. wǒ yuán běn jué de tā hěn huǒ là xiàn zài tā yǐ jīng chéng le guò qù shì |
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Hey, guys. Janine! nǐ men hǎo jí níng |
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I' m gonna be a dancer on a TV special for New Year' s Eve. wǒ gāng jiē dào chú xī tè bié jié mù dì tōng gào |
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It' s called some sort of Dickin' Rockin' Dicky Eve. jiào shén me dí kè yáo gǔn dí qí zhī yè de |
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Hold it. màn zhe |
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Are you talking about Dick Clark' s New Year' s Rockin' Eve? shì dí kè kè lā kè xīn nián yáo gǔn zhī yè ma |
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Yeah, that' s what I said. jiù shì nà gè |
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Oh, my God, we love that show! tiān na, wǒ men ài sǐ nà gè jié mù le |
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Ross and I have been watching it since I can remember. cóng wǒ yǒu jì yì yǐ lái luó sī hé wǒ měi nián dōu kàn |
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You' re still just a little fat girl inside, aren' t you? nèi xīn shēn chù de nǐ réng shì gè xiǎo pàng mèi |
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I' m gonna be one of the party people. wǒ jīn nián yào qù dāng kuáng huān pài duì lái bīn |
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You' re gonna be a party person? Those guys rock the most! nǐ yào dāng qù pài duì lái bīn? nèi xiē rén zuì kù le |
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They said to bring someone. Want to be my dance partner? tā men jiào wǒ dài rén qù nǐ yuàn yì dāng wǒ de wǔ bàn ma? |
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I would love to spend New Year' s with you. dāng rán, wǒ hěn yuàn yì gēn nǐ kuà nián |
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They' re taping tomorrow. I don' t understand why.. míng tiān jiù yào lù yǐng le, wǒ yě bù tài dǒng |
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Well, how it works is... shì zhè yàng de |
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the part with Dick Clark in Times Square is actually live. shí dài guǎng chǎng de bù fèn shì xiàn chǎng zhí bō |
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But they tape some of the party stuff ahead of time. dàn tā men huì yù lù kuáng huān pài duì de huà miàn |
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Not a lot of people know that. zhī dào de rén bìng bù duō |
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Do you guys want to come too? nǐ men yě xiǎng qù ma? |
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Are you serious? We are there! zhēn de hái jiǎ de? yī yán wéi dìng |
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What are you laughing at? nǐ xiào shén me xiào? |
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Well, I used to date him, but you' re still going out with her. wǒ gēn tā jiāo wǎng guò dàn nǐ hái gēn tā zài yì qǐ |
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Thanks. Great, so we can all go together. xiè xiè nà wǒ men jiù yì qǐ qù |
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I gotta run. I' ll catch you later. wǒ dé zǒu le, huí tóu jiàn |
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Bye, Janine. zài jiàn jí níng zài jiàn |
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Did she just ask me out on a date? tā shì bú shì yuē wǒ le? |
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I don' t think so. yīng gāi bú shì |
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She invited him to the biggest party of the millennium. tā zhǎo tā cān jiā qiān xǐ nián zuì shèng dà de wǎn huì yé |
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Yeah, but she also invited you and Ross. dàn tā yě zhǎo le nǐ hé luó sī |
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I' m sorry, I don' t think that that was a romantic thing. hěn bào qiàn, nà yīng gāi bù suàn yuē huì |
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Well, maybe. But, hey, I know how I can find out. huò xǔ ba, dàn wǒ yǒu yí gè bàn fǎ |
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It' s a New Year' s Eve party. wǒ men bú shì yào cān jiā kuà nián wǎn huì? |
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So at midnight, I can kiss her. And if she kisses me back, great. dào le wǔ yè, wǒ kě yǐ qīn tā yào shì tā yě huí wěn, piào liàng |
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If she says, " What are you doing?" yào shì tā shuō" nǐ gàn shén me?" |
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I can say, " lt wasn' t me, it was New Year' s." wǒ jiù shuō" dōu shì xīn nián hài de" |
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That' s better than Ross kissing me in high school... bǐ gāo zhōng shí luó sī xiǎng qīn wǒ yāo hǎo |
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and saying that he did it because he needed Chap Stick. tā shuō tā xū yào hù chún gāo |
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It was a dry day. nà tiān hěn gān zào |
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We are going to Dick Clark' s New Year' s Rockin' Eve! wǒ men yào shàng dí kè kè lā kè kuà nián wǎn huì |
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Oh, my God! wǒ de tiān na |
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Oh, my God! wǒ de tiān na |
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Oh, my God! wǒ de tiān a |
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Okay, I' ve been on sets before... tīng zhe, wǒ lù guò yǐng |
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so let me give you some advice. wǒ yǒu xiē jiàn yì |
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It' s a show, but we' re just dancing. It' s no big deal. suī rán shì shàng diàn shì, wǒ men zhǐ guǎn tiào wǔ méi shén me dà bù liǎo de |
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Important thing to remember: Stay cool. zuì zhòng yào de shì yào kù |
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Got it. Okay. liǎo jiě |
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Oh, my God! It' s just like I dreamed it! tiān na, gēn wǒ mèng xiǎng de yí yàng |
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Everyone! Gather up! quán tǐ jí hé |
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Excuse us! Excuse us! jiè guò |
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The music' s gonna start, you' re gonna dance... wǒ men de zuò fǎ shì yīn yuè yī fàng, nǐ men jiù tiào wǔ |
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we' ll tape it. Don' t look at the camera. Questions? wǒ men huì lù yǐng, nǐ men bú yào kàn jìng tóu yǒu wèn tí ma? |
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Yeah, I have a question. When is this gonna air? wǒ yǒu, shén me shí hòu bō chū? |
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Yeah. Now, you guys dance over there... hǎo, nǐ men qù nà biān tiào |
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you guys, over there. I want you two here. nǐ men qù nà biān tiào nǐ men liǎng gè zài zhè lǐ |
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Everyone else, spread out. qí tā rén sàn kāi |
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We' d rather not dance together because we' re brother and sister. wǒ men zuì hǎo bú yào pèi yī duì yīn wèi wǒ men shì xiōng mèi |
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Yeah, it would seem kind of weird. duì, nà yàng huì yǒu diǎn guài |
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As weird as coming all the way down here and then having to go home right now? huì bǐ dà lǎo yuǎn pǎo lái què dé lì kè gǔn huí jiā lái de guài ma? |
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So when is it gonna air? suǒ yǐ shì shén me shí hòu bō? |
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You look in the kitchen, I got the closet. nǐ zhǎo chú fáng, wǒ zhǎo hòu miàn dí guì zi |
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I can save you time, ladies. I' m right here. bù bì làng fèi shí jiān le, wǒ zài zhè lǐ |
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Yeah. Why don' t you take a walk? This doesn' t concern you. qián dé, nǐ chū qù yī xià zhè jiàn shì yǔ nǐ wú guān |
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We' re looking for our presents from Monica. wǒ men zài zhǎo mó nī kǎ sòng de shèng dàn lǐ wù |
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That' s terrible. shén me? tài chà jìn le |
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No, we do it every year. bú huì, wǒ men měi nián dōu zhǎo |
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Oh, well, that makes it not terrible. nà jiù bù chà jìn le |
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Yeah, we never find them. dàn wǒ men méi yǒu zhǎo dào guò |
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She' s always bested us, that wily... minx. tā lǎo shì dǎ bài wǒ men, jiān zhà de chá mǒu |
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We' ll search here for an hour... fàng xīn, wǒ men zhǎo gè 1 xiǎo shí |
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and then we' ll go to Joey' s and search, okay? jiù huì huàn dào qiáo yī nà biān zhǎo, hǎo ma? |
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You can' t look for Monica' s presents. We have to. bù hǎo, nǐ men bù néng zhǎo tā sòng de lǐ wù wǒ men yí dìng yào zhǎo |
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You don' t have to. And you can' t, because I live here too. nǐ men bù yí dìng yào zhǎo, yě bù néng zhǎo yīn wèi wǒ yě zhù zài zhè lǐ |
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Well, then you should look with us. nà nǐ yīng gāi gēn wǒ men yì qǐ zhǎo |
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Why? wèi shí me? |
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Aren' t you worried about what to get Monica? nǐ dōu bù chóu yào sòng mó nī kǎ shén me ma? |
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No, I have a great idea for her present. bú huì, wǒ yǒu gè hěn bàng de gòu xiǎng |
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Oh, that' s it? A great idea? Oh, yeah? jiù zhǐ yǒu hěn bàng de gòu xiǎng? |
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What if she gets you a great present... nà yàng shì bù gòu de yào shì tā sòng nǐ yí gè dà lǐ |
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two mediums and lots of little ones... liǎng gè pǔ tōng lǐ hé yī duī xiǎo lǐ ne? |
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and you just get her one present? She' ll feel bad. ér nǐ zhǐ sòng tā yí gè dà lǐ tā yí dìng huì hěn nán guò |
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Why would you do that to her? Why? Why? nǐ wèi shí me yào ràng tā nán guò? wèi shí me |
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If I help, we can find them faster! Right! yǒu wǒ bāng máng zhǎo dé gèng kuài méi cuò |
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We have a live one! dǎi dào yí gè le |
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Oh, it' s a Macy' s bag! Yeah. shì méi xī bǎi huò de dài zi |
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Who' s it for? zhè shì gěi shuí de? |
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" Dear losers, do you really think I' d hide presents under the couch? qīn ài de sú là nǐ men zhēn yǐ wéi wǒ huì cáng zài shā fā xià? |
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P. S. Chandler, I knew they' d break you." yòu: qián dé, wǒ jiù zhī dào nǐ huì ràng bù |
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Uhoh. She may be onto us. tā kě néng yǐ jīng fā xiàn le |
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We are so gonna find them this year. wǒ men jīn nián yí dìng yào zhǎo dào |
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You said you' d go across the hall and look. Do you do that every year? nǐ men gāng cái shuō huì dào duì miàn qù zhǎo gāi bú huì shì měi nián dōu qù ba? |
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Yeah. shì a |
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You don' t go into the back of my closet... nǐ men méi yǒu dào wǒ de guì zi lǐ miàn |
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and look under my gym bag or anything? fān wǒ de jiàn shēn dài dǐ xià ba? |
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No. Never do that. No. méi yǒu, cóng lái méi yǒu |
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That' s where Joey gave me stuff to store that I' ve never seen. qiáo yī huì tuō wǒ bǎo guǎn dōng xī wǒ kàn dōu méi kàn guò |
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Okay, that did not just happen. gāng cái de shì shì huàn jué |
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Here comes a camera. yòu yǒu shè yǐng jī lái le |
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Right. No biggie. Stay loose. hǎo, xiǎo yì sī, fàng qīng sōng |
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Why do they keep doing that? tā men wèi shí me yī zhí bì kāi? |
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We have to get up on one of those platforms. xiǎng shàng jìng tóu jiù dé shàng nèi xiē píng tái |
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They' ve been taping them all day. tā men yī zhí pāi píng tái shàng de rén |
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Right. méi cuò |
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What' d you guys do to get up on there? nǐ men wèi shí me néng shǎng qù? |
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We learned how to dance. wǒ men yǒu liàn guò |
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When you learned to dance, did you forget how to put on underpants? nǐ liàn wǔ shí yě wàng le chuān nèi kù ma? |
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Yeah! |
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Hey, you' re a good dancer. Really? nǐ tiào de hěn hǎo ma shì ma? |
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You' d be better if you loosened your hips. tún bù zài fàng sōng yì diǎn huì gèng hǎo |
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What do you mean? Like this. zěn me shuō? xiàng zhè yàng |
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That' s it. Feel the rhythm. That' s better. jiù shì zhè yàng, gēn zhe jié zòu bǎi dòng hǎo duō le |
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You' re dancing with her. nǐ qù gēn nà gè nǚ shēng tiào |
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We' re together. Yeah, we came together. bù, wǒ men shì yì qǐ lái de |
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I don' t see it. wǒ kàn bu chū lái |
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You are dancing with the tall guy. Tall guy, raise your hand! nǐ qù gēn nà gè gāo gè zi tiào gāo gè zi, jǔ shǒu |
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Hey, buddy. Let me dance with her. I like her, and I think I have a shot. bù lǎo xiōng, bài tuō ràng wǒ gēn tā tiào wǒ hěn xǐ huān tā, wǒ jué de wǒ yǒu jī huì |
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Really, you think so? I don' t. nǐ jué de yǒu? wǒ jué de méi yǒu |
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I couldn' t find anything.. Hey, wait! qiáo yī nà lǐ shén me dōu méi děng děng! |
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Yeah, we found them. wǒ men zhǎo dào le |
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They were in the guestroom closet. zài kè fáng yī chú de wài tào hòu miàn |
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You have nothing to worry about because they' re crap. nǐ bù bì dān xīn le, dōu shì xiē làn dōng xī |
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Those are mine. I got those for you. nà shi wǒ yào sòng gěi nǐ men de lǐ wù |
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Oh. Thanks, Chandler, they' re great! xiè le, hǎo bàng ō |
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Chandler, what is this very weird metal AZ thing? zhè gè qí guài de jīn shǔ AZ shì shén me |
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Those are bookends. That' s a great gift. nà shi shū dǎng, shì hěn bàng de lǐ wù |
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Oh. Okay, I' m sorry. Thank you for my " az." hǎo, bào qiàn, xiè xiè nǐ sòng de AZ AZ yīn jìn pì gǔ ass |
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Make sure you put all that stuff back in the closet. jì de fàng huí yī guì lǐ, hǎo ma? |
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Yes, okay. hǎo |
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By the way, I think it' s really nice of you that even after you moved... duì le, nǐ rén zhēn hǎo dōu bān jiā le... |
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you still keep storing that stuff for Joey. hái bāng qiáo yī bǎo guǎn dōng xī |
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Hey, dancing girl? wèi, wǔ nǚ |
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Can I go to the bathroom? wǒ xiǎng shàng cè suǒ |
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Here we go. Yeah. lái zhuǎn yī xià hǎo le |
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Looking good, Gellers! hěn bù cuò ō, gài lēi xiōng mèi |
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We know! hái yòng nǐ shuō |
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That snippy guy' s the one who decides who gets on the platform. nǐ kàn nà gè zhuāi rén tā zhuān mén zhǐ dìng shàng píng tái de rén |
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We should go dance by him. Okay. wǒ men yīng gāi qù tā miàn qián tiào hǎo |
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Okay, everybody, hold! quán bù zàn tíng |
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Next on the platforms are.... jiē xià lái de píng tái wǔ zhě yǒu |
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You two! And.... nǐ men liǎng gè, hái yǒu |
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You two! Cool! nǐ men liǎng gè |
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Excuse me, sir? qǐng wèn yī xià |
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Would it help if I weren' t wearing underpants? rú guǒ wǒ bù chuān nèi kù huì rù xuǎn ma? |
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Monica! mó nī kǎ |
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Would it? huì ma? |
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How about me? nà wǒ bù chuān ne? |
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Hey, tall guy! gāo gè zi |
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I want to talk to you about that girl you' re dancing with. wǒ xiǎng gēn nǐ liáo liáo nǐ de wǔ bàn |
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She' s nice, huh? To think I almost brought my wife to this. tā zhēn bù lài, wǒ hái chà diǎn dài lǎo pó lái |
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Yeah. Yeah. Okay. shì a hǎo |
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Look, I came with that girl, okay? lǎo xiōng, wǒ hé tā shì yì qǐ lái de |
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I plan to kiss her at the New Year' s countdown. wǒ xiǎng zài dào shǔ shí wěn tā |
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I' m trying to win her over. I.. wǒ xiǎng zhuī tā suǒ yǐ néng bù néng |
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I don' t think so. bù xíng |
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You can dance with my partner. bài tuō la, nǐ kě yǐ gēn wǒ de wǔ bàn tiào |
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She' s real mellow. tā tiào dé qiáng qiáng gǔn |
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Look, you dating this girl you came with? nǐ zài gēn zhè gè nǚ shēng jiāo wǎng ma? |
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I was hoping after tonight that maybe I could.... wǒ xī wàng guò le jīn wǎn kě yǐ |
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No. No. She' s fair game if you ask me. Sorry, buddy. nà jiù shì gōng píng jìng zhēng, bào qiàn |
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All right. Hey. hǎo ba |
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Fair is fair. When you' re right, you' re right. What can I say? gōng píng jìng zhēng nǐ shuō de duì, wǒ hái néng shuō shí mǒ |
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Are you in second grade? nǐ shì xiǎo xué shēng ma? |
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Hey, man, you' re the one who wet his pants. niào kù zi de shì nǐ |
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Monica would not hide the presents down here. mó nī kǎ bú huì bǎ lǐ wù cáng zài zhè lǐ de |
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No, but she did. Look, there' s that old hippie I' ve always wanted. zěn me bú huì wǒ yī zhí xiǎng yào yí gè lǎo xī pí |
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If they are here, Gunther knows about it. yào shì cáng zài zhè lǐ, ā gān yí dìng zhī dào |
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And I could get it out of him. He' s had a huge crush on me. wǒ kě yǐ qù tào tā, tā hěn xǐ huān wǒ |
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That' s not fair to play with his head, though. You do it. zhè yàng lì yòng tā bù gōng píng, hái shì nǐ qù |
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Okay. hǎo |
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Hey, Gunther. ā gān |
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Hi. |
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Getting to be that holiday time again, huh? shèng dàn jiā jié yòu yào lái le |
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Yes, it' s like a miracle. shèng dàn jié què shí hěn shén qí |
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I was thinking, since it' s the time of giving gifts... wǒ xiǎng shuō jì rán dào le sòng lǐ de jì jié |
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I was wondering, are there any presents around here for me? bù zhī dào zhè lǐ yǒu méi yǒu wǒ de lǐ wù? |
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You know what I mean? nǐ dǒng wǒ de yì sī ba |
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I think I found them. That' s the Toys for Tots collection bin. wǒ zhǎo dào le nà shi yào juān chū qù de wán jù |
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That' s awfully convenient, don' t you think? For the tots it is. hěn fāng biàn bú shì ma? duì juān zèng dān wèi lái shuō |
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Hey, you guys, guess what. Did you find them? nǐ men cāi zěn yàng? nǐ zhǎo dào le ma? |
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No, Gunther fainted. bú shì, ā gān hūn dǎo le |
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Man, this sucks. zhēn tǎo yàn |
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If Mom and Dad don' t see us on TV after we made them jealous... yào shì gēn bà mā ài xiàn wán què méi shàng diàn shì |
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then who' s gonna be the losers then? dào shí hòu shì shuí xùn? |
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I know what' ll get us up on a platform. wǒ zhī dào zěn yàng kě yǐ shàng píng tái le |
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What? zěn yàng? |
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The routine! tiào zhāo pái wǔ |
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We haven' t done the routine since middle school. wǒ men zhōng xué bì yè hòu jiù méi tiào guò le |
| [14:45.550] |
When the snippy guy sees the routine... děng nà gè zhuāi rén kàn guò zhāo pái wǔ |
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he' ll want to build us our own platform. dā dōu huì bāng wǒ men dā yī zuò píng tái |
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Was it that good? yǒu nà me zàn ma? |
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We got honorable mention in the brother sister dance category! wǒ men dé le xiōng dì jiě mèi zǔ de tè bié jiǎng |
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It' s almost fake midnight. Do we really have any other choice? jiǎ wǔ yè kuài dào le, wǒ men hái néng zěn yàng |
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Okay, let' s do it. nà hǎo ba |
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Mom and Dad are gonna be so faced! bà mā huì jí dù sǐ |
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Five, six, seven, eight! wǔ liù qī bā |
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So do we really need to ask who' s going up on the platform next? jiē xià lái gāi shuí shàng píng tái hái yòng wèn ma? |
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You get up there and do that again, exactly like that. bù yòng, nǐ men shǎng qù zhào yàng zài tiào yī biàn |
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Get this. Dick will want it for the Bloopers show. pāi xià lái dāng lòu wǎng jìng tóu yòng |
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All right, cut! Listen up, everyone! kǎ quán tǐ zhù yì |
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When we start again, it' ll be the countdown... jiē xià lái shì dào shǔ jì shí |
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so I want to see everybody' s excitement! dà jiā yào high |
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Hey, guy! |
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You got three seconds to get away. xiàn nǐ 3 miǎo zhōng zhī nèi lí kāi wǒ de wǔ bàn |
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What' s going on here? zěn me le? |
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Take a look at the guy' s pants! nǐ kàn tā de kù zi |
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You told us to show excitement, but don' t you think he went overboard? nǐ shì jiào wǒ men yào high dàn tā yě high guò tóu le ba? |
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What' s the matter with you? Go! nǐ biàn tài a? gěi wǒ chū chǎng |
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Yeah, take a hike, wet pants! gǔn la, shī jìn nán |
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Can you believe this? nǐ xiāng xìn ma? |
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We' re on the platform for the millennial moment! jìn rù qiān xǐ nián shí wǒ men huì zài píng tái shàng |
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I know! jiù shì a |
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You haven' t been practicing the routine, have you? nǐ méi yǒu tōu liàn zhāo pái wǔ ba? |
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No. dāng rán méi yǒu |
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Me too! wǒ yě yǒu |
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When the music starts... huí dào xiàn chǎng shí... |
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I was thinking about maybe going into the robot. wǒ xiǎng tiào jī qì rén wǔ bù |
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Ross, we should stick to the routine. We don' t want to look stupid. luó sī tiào zhāo pái wǔ jiù hǎo, miǎn de diū liǎn |
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All right, we' re back! Ten seconds left. huí dào xiàn chǎng, dào shǔ 10 miǎo 258 00: 17: 12, 930 00: 17: 16, 050 Ten. Nine, eight. 10, 9, 8, |
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Seven. Okay, it all comes down to this. 7 hǎo, zhè yī kè zhōng yú lái le |
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Whatever happens, happens. yī qiè shùn qí zì rán |
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Destiny. tīng tiān yóu mìng |
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three, two, one! 3, 2, 1 |
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Cut! No! kǎ bù! |
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Year! kuài lè |
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Happy " No" Year! xīn nián bù kuài lè |
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Now we go to the live shot of Times Square. That' s a wrap! jiē zhe shì shí dài guǎng chǎng de xiàn chǎng huà miàn dà jiā xīn kǔ le, shōu gōng |
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What did that snippy guy say? nà gè zhuāi rén shuō shí mǒ? |
| [17:51.030] |
I think he' s kicking out anyone who' s not dancing. tā bǎ bù tiào wǔ de rén gǎn zǒu le |
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So just keep dancing. suǒ yǐ jì xù tiào |
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Hey, look who I found. kàn wǒ zhǎo dào shén me |
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Oh, hi, guys! nǐ men hǎo |
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Birds have a very good sense of direction. niǎo lèi de fāng xiàng gǎn hěn hǎo |
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I thought maybe they could help us find the presents. huò xǔ tā men kě yǐ bāng máng zhǎo chū lǐ wù |
| [18:19.390] |
Yes, if the presents are hidden south for the winter. rú guǒ lǐ wù cáng zài nán fāng guò dōng de huà |
| [18:23.360] |
Or we could just follow your clever jokes. Any ideas? Didn' t think so. shùn zhe nǐ de xiào huà qù zhǎo yě xíng nǐ zhī dào zài nǎ lǐ ma? dāng rán bù zhī dào |
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Come on, show us where the presents are. lái, bǎ lǐ wù zhǎo chū lái |
| [18:32.070] |
The duck seems to think that Monica got me garbage. yā zǐ sì hū rèn wéi mó nī kǎ sòng wǒ lā jī |
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I wonder what I could get Monica that' s as good as garbage. shén me yàng de huí lǐ néng gēn lā jī yí yàng hǎo |
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How about my " az"? wǒ de AZ rú hé? |
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Hey. This is hollow. What? zhè shì kōng de shén me? |
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This bench, it' s hollow. I can' t believe I never knew that! zhè pái zuò yǐ shì kōng xīn de wǒ jū rán dōu bù zhī dào |
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Oh, the presents! Don' t look directly at them! wǒ men de lǐ wù bù! bú yào zhí shì tā men |
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What? shén me? |
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All right, no, we could look at them. méi shì, kě yǐ kàn |
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This one' s for me! zhè shì wǒ de |
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This one' s for Chandler. Here. zhè shì qián dé de, ná qù |
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And the big one' s for me! Oh, let' s open them! dà bāo de shì wǒ de gǎn kuài chāi lái kàn |
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Wait a minute. We can' t do this. Why? děng děng, wǒ men bù néng zhè yàng wèi shí me? |
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I don' t want to know what Monica got me. wǒ bù xiǎng zhī dào mó nī kǎ sòng wǒ shén me |
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I' m sure she worked hard at getting it and wanting to surprise me. tā yí dìng hěn yòng xīn de tì wǒ zhǎo lǐ wù xiǎng gěi wǒ jīng xǐ |
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And you guys are gonna ruin that. nǐ men zhè yàng huì huài shì |
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We have to put these back. This is not what Christmas is about. wǒ men dé bǎ lǐ wù fàng huí qù zhè yàng bù jiào shèng dàn jié |
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Whatever, Linus. I' m opening mine. shuí lǐ nǐ, wǒ yào chāi wǒ de |
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Nobody is opening anything, okay? shuí yě bù zhǔn chāi |
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I want to see the look on her face when I give her my present. wǒ bù zhī dào nǐ men zěn me xiǎng dàn wǒ xiǎng kàn mó nī kǎ shōu dào wǒ lǐ wù de biǎo qíng |
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I' m sure she wants to see the look on my face when I get mine. tā yí dìng yě xiǎng kàn wǒ shōu dào lǐ wù de biǎo qíng |
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So, please, please, can we just...? Can we put them back? suǒ yǐ qiú qiú nǐ men fàng huí qù |
| [19:52.690] |
Will you get us better gifts? Fine. nǐ huì sòng wǒ men gèng hǎo de lǐ wù ma? hǎo la |
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Hey, guys. wǒ huí lái le |
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You found the presents? nǐ men zhǎo dào lǐ wù le? |
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You let them find the presents? qián dé, nǐ ràng tā men zhǎo dào? |
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Great. shuài a |
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Do you know how long it took me to find you that water purifier? nǐ zhī dào nà gè lǜ shuǐ qì duō nàn zhǎo ma? |
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That' s what you got me? Yes, I see. That look is priceless. nǐ sòng wǒ lǜ shuǐ qì? zhè xià wǒ dǒng le, nǐ de biǎo qíng zhēn bàng |
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Home sweet home, huh? tián mì de jiā |
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Nice to get back to reality. huí dào xiàn shí zhēn hǎo |
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Plus, we know how the New Year' s gonna go off. wǒ men yě zhī dào xīn nián huì zěn yàng le |
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I guess there' s no reason for all that Y2K panic, you know? qiān xǐ chóng gēn běn méi shén me, duì ba? |
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Anyway, good night. hǎo ba, wǎn ān |
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Joey? Yeah? qiáo yī zěn yàng? |
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Three... 3... |
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two, one. 2, 1 |
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Happy New Year. xīn nián kuài lè |
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What was that for? zhè shì gàn shén me? |
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Tonight when they yelled " cut" and we didn' t get to kiss... jīn wǎn dāng tā men hǎn kǎ wǒ men méi néng jiē wěn |
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I was really, really disappointed, and I just.... wǒ zhēn de hěn shī wàng wǒ zhēn de |
| [21:12.930] |
I just really wanted to kiss you. zhēn de hěn xiǎng qīn nǐ |
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Really? zhēn de? |
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In the moment, I really wanted to kiss you too. In the moment. nà shí hou wǒ yě hěn xiǎng qīn nǐ nà shí hou |
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In the moment. But only in the moment. nà shí hou zhǐ yǒu nà shí hou |
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So do you want to kiss again? nǐ xiǎng zài qīn yī cì ma? |
| [21:32.290] |
Sure. New Year' s Eve is only two weeks away. xiǎng a, lí chú xī zhǐ yǒu 2 gè xīng qī |
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Can you wait? nǐ néng děng ma? |
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No. bù néng |
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Me neither. wǒ yě shì |
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Three, two.... 3, 2 |
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You don' t have to count down every time we kiss. bù bì měi cì jiē wěn dōu dào shǔ |
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Oh. Okay. hǎo |
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Except I sort of felt like I needed a couple seconds to get ready. dàn wǒ jué de wǒ xū yào jǐ miǎo zhōng zuò zhǔn bèi |
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We were on the platform, ready to dance into the new millennium... wǒ men zài píng tái shàng zhǔn bèi dài quán shì jiè tiào jìn qiān xǐ nián |
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and the guy yells," Cut!" nà jiā huǒ què hǎn le kǎ |
| [22:27.940] |
So Joey didn' t get to kiss Janine? Nope, he sure didn' t. suǒ yǐ qiáo yī yě méi qīn dào jí níng? dāng rán méi yǒu |
| [22:33.710] |
I guess that means that you guys are still tied. suǒ yǐ nǐ hé qiáo yī hái shì píng fēn qiū sè luó |
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I don' t know about that. I think she saw us do our routine. nà kě bú jiàn de tā yīng gāi kàn dào wǒ men de zhāo pái wǔ le |
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I may have boogied right into first place. wǒ yòng bù jí wǔ bù dǎ tóu zhèn |
| [22:45.890] |
So you guys are telling me that you actually did... děng děng, nǐ men zhēn de tiào le |
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the routine from eighth grade? bā nián jí de zhāo pái wǔ? |
| [22:52.730] |
Yeah! But of course we had to update it a little bit. duì, bù guò dāng rán dé shāo zuò xiū zhèng |
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Hey, by the way, quick thinking about catching me. nǐ fǎn yìng zhēn kuài, zhī dào yào jiē zhù wǒ |
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There' s no way you could' ve done the end... wǒ zhèng xiǎng shuō nǐ men jué bù kě néng... |
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the way you guys did it back then. zhào yǐ qián de jié wěi tiào |
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What? We could do it. shén me? dāng rán kě yǐ |
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I don' t know. You were a lot bigger.. I mean, stronger back then. bù xíng ba, nǐ yǐ qián pàng zhuàng duō le |
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I can do it, okay? wǒ kě yǐ, hǎo ma? |
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Come on, let' s go! Come on. lái ba |
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One, two, three, four... yī èr sān sì |
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five, six, seven, eight. wǔ liù qī bā |
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I can' t do it! wǒ bù xíng |
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Now, you do that, you' re on TV. nà yàng tiào jiù néng shàng diàn shì le |