| [00:04.33] | Did everything go okay with the annulment? 手续办得还顺利吗？ |
| [00:06.94] | No problems. It's all taken care of. 没问题，都办好了 |
| [00:09.44] | Ross,thank you. 罗斯，谢谢你 |
| [00:12.34] | Want to go see a movie? 你们要不要去看电影 |
| [00:14.11] | Yeah,why not? 好啊 |
| [00:15.31] | I'll get my sweater. 我去穿毛衣 好 |
| [00:20.25] | Want to hear something weird? 想不想听一件奇怪的事？ |
| [00:22.02] | Always. 当然 |
| [00:24.99] | I didn't get the annulment. 我没去办注销 |
| [00:28.32] | What? 什么？ |
| [00:29.62] | We're still married. 我们还是夫妻 |
| [00:32.36] | Don't tell Rachel. See you later. 不要告诉瑞秋，待会见 |
| [00:38.20] | Do you have any gum? 你有口香糖吗？ |
| [00:41.87] | Wait! Wait! Ross,can I just talk to you for just a second? 等等！ 罗斯，可以跟你谈一下吗？ |
| [00:46.01] | We'll be late for the movie. 但是电影快开演了 |
| [00:48.01] | There's a cab. Taxi! 那里有计程车，计程车 |
| [00:50.51] | That's great. |
| [00:52.31] | What timing! My God,huh? There you go. 来得正好，上车吧 |
| [00:55.68] | We're gonna walk. It's right at the Angelika. 我们要走去前面的安洁丽戏院 |
| [00:58.62] | The Angelika! Go! Go! 安洁丽戏院，开车 |
| [01:02.29] | You didn't get the annulment?! 你没去注销？ |
| [01:04.23] | I know. 我知道 |
| [01:07.46] | I tried,but when I got to my lawyer's office, all I heard was: 我试过，但在律师楼我只听到 |
| [01:11.07] | "Three divorces! Three divorces!" “离婚三次，离婚三次” |
| [01:13.77] | Yes,in that high voice. 没错，是女高音 |
| [01:17.27] | I just don't want my tombstone to read: "Ross Geller: Three Divorces." 我不希望我的墓碑上刻着 “罗斯盖勒，离婚三次” |
| [01:22.04] | Don't worry about that. Your tombstone can say whatever you want. 你不必担心那个 你爱刻什么就刻什么 |
| [01:25.88] | It can say, "Ross Geller: Good at Marriage." 你可以刻 “罗斯盖勒，婚姻高手” |
| [01:29.65] | You know? Mine's gonna say, "Phoebe Buffay: Buried Alive." 我的会刻 “菲比布非，活埋在此” |
| [01:34.56] | All I know is,I can't have another failed marriage. 反正我不能再添一次失败婚姻 |
| [01:38.29] | So you're gonna be married to a girl who doesn't even know about it? 所以你要娶个不知情的女生？ |
| [01:42.43] | Woman. Sorry. 女人，抱歉 |
| [01:46.27] | Okay,so I don't have it all worked out quite yet. 我还没想好要怎么做 |
| [01:49.50] | Just don't say anything to Rachel. 拜托你先别告诉瑞秋 |
| [01:52.07] | Rachel is one of my closest friends. 瑞秋是我最要好的朋友之一 |
| [01:55.31] | But being the only one that knows about this makes me feel special. Okay. 不过当唯一知情的人感觉不赖 好吧 |
| [02:02.45] | Okay,stop,stop! Phoebe? 停车 菲比？ |
| [02:05.12] | Hey,Rach! 瑞秋 |
| [02:07.69] | What was that? 你在搞什么？ |
| [02:09.49] | Sorry. Mix-up. 抱歉，弄错了 |
| [02:12.19] | How was the movie? 电影好看吗？ |
| [02:14.26] | I haven't seen it yet. 我还没看 |
| [02:16.33] | You'd better hurry. The Angelika! Go! 那就要快了 安洁丽戏院，开车 |
| [02:19.27] | 不… |
| [02:22.04] | The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel 本集播出：“瑞秋的反应” |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [03:02.84] | When I move in, can I get a gumball machine? 等我们同居 我可以买一台泡泡糖机吗？ |
| [03:05.55] | Of course. Joey wouldn't let you have one? 当然可以，乔伊不让你买？ |
| [03:08.72] | No, when it comes to sweets, he's surprisingly strict. 对，他对甜食要求特别严 |
| [03:13.02] | Did you tell him you're moving out? 你想好要怎么说了吗？ |
| [03:15.39] | No,I keep trying. And I can get out,"Joey,I have to.." 还没，我试了好几次 我只能说出“乔伊，我得…” |
| [03:18.93] | Then I lose my nerve and I finish with, "go to the bathroom." 然后就退缩改说“去上厕所” |
| [03:23.46] | He may think I'm sick. 他可能以为我有病 |
| [03:25.87] | I have to tell Rachel,but.... We just gotta get it over with. 我真的得告诉瑞秋了 早死早超生 |
| [03:29.60] | Next time we see them, we'll just tell them. That's it. 下次见到他们，我们就说 |
| [03:33.04] | That's how it'll work now? You'll just order me around? 就这么决定 以后你都要这样指使我是吧？ |
| [03:37.08] | -Pretty much. -All right. 差不多 好 |
| [03:41.28] | Hey,man,you feeling better? 摩妮卡 你有没有好一点？ |
| [03:48.09] | We have something to tell you. 乔伊，我们有事要说 |
| [03:50.79] | Oh,my God! 天哪 |
| [03:52.29] | You're pregnant! 你怀孕了 |
| [03:55.66] | No! 不是 |
| [03:57.50] | 没有吧？不是 |
| [04:01.00] | Look, Joe,here's the thing. 乔伊，是这样的 |
| [04:04.97] | Monica and I have decided to live together, here. 摩妮卡和我决定在这里同居 |
| [04:09.61] | I'm gonna be moving out, man. 所以我会搬出来 |
| [04:18.95] | I'm really happy for you guys. Congratulations. See you later. 我真替你们高兴 恭喜，回见 |
| [04:24.19] | Are you okay? 等等，乔伊，你还好吗？ |
| [04:25.46] | I gotta go. I've got an acting job. 很好，我得走了，我有戏要演 |
| [04:30.10] | Like you'd believe that. 你们会信才怪 |
| [04:33.20] | This sucks! 讨厌啦 |
| [04:34.87] | I'll be across the hall. And I promise you... 我只是要搬到对门，我保证 |
| [04:37.71] | the minute Monica and I break up, I'm moving right back in. 摩妮卡和我一分手 我就回去跟你住 |
| [04:42.34] | Maybe that's now. 你是说现在吗？ |
| [04:45.28] | If you're gonna move in with him... 好，如果你要跟他住 |
| [04:47.48] | I feel it is my responsibility to tell you the truth about him. 我有责任揭穿他的真面目 |
| [04:51.15] | He's a terrible roommate. Terrible. 他是个很烂的室友 |
| [04:53.45] | He forgets to.... 他会忘记… |
| [04:56.32] | He always,he always.... 他老是… |
| [04:59.59] | Who am I kidding? He's the best roommate! 我骗谁啊，他最棒了 |
| [05:06.87] | -Hey,Phoebe. -Hey. 菲比 |
| [05:08.87] | Oh, look, here's an article about people who marry people and don't tell them. 有一篇文章在讨论 结了婚却不告诉对方的人 |
| [05:12.77] | -Really? -Yeah, I'm reading Ross Geller Magazine. 真的？ 对，我在看罗斯盖勒杂志 |
| [05:18.61] | Have you seen Rachel? 菲比，你有看到瑞秋吗？ |
| [05:19.78] | -No, why? -I have some exciting news. 没有，怎样？ 我有个好消息 |
| [05:22.52] | You're pregnant. 你怀孕了 |
| [05:25.02] | No! 不是 |
| [05:27.62] | Chandler and I are moving in together. 钱德和我决定同居 |
| [05:29.69] | Oh,that's good! 太好了 |
| [05:31.46] | But if you were pregnant, what would you name it? Hint,Phoebe. 不过如果你有宝宝要叫什么？ 提示：菲比 |
| [05:39.07] | What's up? 怎么样？ |
| [05:42.30] | Chandler and I are moving in together. 钱德和我要住在一起 |
| [05:44.94] | Oh,my God. 天哪 |
| [05:47.44] | Oh,my little sister and my best friend... 我妹妹和我的死党… |
| [05:51.25] | shacking up. 搞在一起 |
| [05:54.55] | That's great. That's great. 太好了 |
| [05:57.49] | Guys, I'm happy too. 喂，我也很高兴 |
| [05:59.22] | Okay,come here. 好，一起来 |
| [06:01.62] | Big day,huh? People moving in. People getting annulled. 今天真热闹 有人要同居，有人办注销 |
| [06:09.40] | I gotta go find Rachel. 我要去找瑞秋了，不过… |
| [06:11.50] | If you see her,give her some really bad news, so mine doesn't seem so bad. 你们能不能先灌些坏消息给她 减轻一些冲击？ |
| [06:16.54] | 再见 |
| [06:19.27] | Something bad to tell Rachel. 讲给瑞秋听的坏消息… |
| [06:23.41] | Bad news for Rachel. What could that be? 什么是她的坏消息？ |
| [06:27.08] | Can you just lay off, please? 你能不能别再提了？ |
| [06:29.62] | My life is an embarrassment. I should just go live under somebody's stairs. 我的人生很难堪 我应该去住在别人的楼梯底下 |
| [06:34.99] | It's not that big a deal. You'll have been divorced three times. 根本没那么严重 离婚三次又怎样 |
| [06:38.69] | You'll have a life,you'll date.. 你还是会有私生活、会约会… |
| [06:40.96] | No, I won't. I'll be at the bottom of the dating barrel now. 才不会 我的约会指数降到谷底 |
| [06:45.43] | The only guys below me will be Four-Divorce Guy... 比我低的只有离婚四次的人 |
| [06:48.44] | Murderer Guy... 杀人犯和… |
| [06:50.67] | and geologists. 地质学家 |
| [06:53.71] | Ross, you're being ridiculous. You are cute and smart and sweet. 罗斯，你别傻了 你可爱聪明又体帖 |
| [06:57.98] | That is much more important than three stupid divorces. 这比离婚三次重要多了 |
| [07:01.35] | Have you dated anyone who's been divorced three times? 是吗？ 你交过离婚三次的男朋友吗？ |
| [07:04.55] | That's not fair. Most guys that have been divorced three times are 60. 这样问不公平 离三次婚的人通常都60了 |
| [07:10.63] | You're young. 你多年轻啊 |
| [07:13.66] | That's true,I am young. 我是很年轻 |
| [07:15.96] | Well.... |
| [07:18.80] | Nobody cares about this except you. 只有你自己在意 |
| [07:21.50] | This embarrassment thing is all in your head. 什么难堪都是你在想像 |
| [07:25.84] | -Here,I'll show you. Come here. -What? 我证明给你看 过来 干嘛？ |
| [07:28.84] | Hi. My friend Ross is about to be divorced for the third time. 我朋友罗斯即将三度离婚 |
| [07:33.18] | But wouldn't you date him? 但你们会和他约会吧？ |
| [07:35.95] | And if you wait right here, I'll go get Ross. 你们稍候，我去找罗斯来 |
| [07:43.89] | Thought you were Rachel. 我还以为你是瑞秋 |
| [07:45.53] | What gave me away? 我哪里露出破绽了？ |
| [07:47.96] | I gotta tell her. 我得赶快告诉她 |
| [07:49.40] | I told Ross and Phoebe. She's the only one left. 我已经告诉罗斯和菲比 只剩她了 |
| [07:51.87] | It's official. We're moving in together. 所以大家都知道了 我们确定要同居了 |
| [07:54.74] | No turning back. Are you scared? Are you?! 不能反悔 你怕吗？怕吗？ |
| [07:59.27] | No. 不怕 |
| [08:00.58] | That was my scariest voice. You're brave. 那是我最可怕的声音 你真勇敢 |
| [08:07.55] | The worst day. 今天真惨 |
| [08:08.92] | You're finally making progress at work, then your boss calls you Racquel. 你以为自己终于受重视了 结果老板却叫你拉蔻儿 |
| [08:14.72] | Listen,for the first four years of my work, everybody called me.... 我进公司前4年 大家都叫我夏拉拉 |
| [08:25.17] | -Seriously. -I believe you. 是真的 我相信 |
| [08:28.77] | It was in the middle of a meeting, so no one wants to correct her. 当时正在开员工大会 当然不会有人纠正她 |
| [08:32.81] | So everyone's calling me Racquel. 于是大家都叫我拉蔻儿 |
| [08:34.78] | By the end of the day,the mailroom guys were calling me Rocky. 到了下班前 收发室的人已经叫成洛基了 |
| [08:40.11] | Well,I still think you're very,very nice and very pretty. 我还是觉得你很好很漂亮 |
| [08:44.65] | What? 什么？ |
| [08:47.42] | All yours, babe. 交给你了 |
| [08:49.82] | 瑞秋，过来 |
| [08:51.93] | Have a seat. 坐 |
| [08:55.00] | Listen,Chandler and I... 听我说 钱德和我... |
| [08:58.10] | are going to live together. 要一起住在... |
| [09:00.30] | Here. 这里 |
| [09:04.67] | Oh,my God. 天哪 |
| [09:07.38] | That's so great! 真是太棒了 |
| [09:10.61] | I'm so happy for you guys! 我真替你们高兴 |
| [09:13.21] | Really? 真的？ |
| [09:14.62] | And that was so sweet of you to ask. 你真好，还先问我 |
| [09:17.12] | The three of us are gonna have such a good time living together! 天哪 我们三个在一起一定会很开心 |
| [09:22.82] | Yes,we are. 是啊 |
| [09:25.03] | Chandler, you'll have to watch those long showers you take... 钱德，你早上不能慢慢冲澡了 |
| [09:28.46] | because you know Racquel can't be late. 因为拉蔻儿不能迟到 |
| [09:33.13] | He'll work on that. 瑞秋 他会注意的 |
| [09:36.04] | This is so exciting! 好兴奋喔 |
| [09:41.01] | Come and knock on our door 来敲我的门 （影集“三人行”主题曲） |
| [09:45.65] | We'll be waiting for you 我们等着你 |
| [09:54.06] | See? Once you know the stories, it's not that bad. 一旦知道内情就没那么糟了 |
| [09:57.26] | First marriage: Wife's hidden sexuality. Not my fault. 第一次，老婆隐瞒性向 不是我的错 |
| [10:02.00] | Second marriage: Said the wrong name at the altar. 第二次，宣誓时叫错人 |
| [10:05.23] | A little my fault. 有一点点是我的错 |
| [10:08.17] | Third marriage: They shouldn't let you get married... 第三次 怎么能让... |
| [10:11.54] | when you're drunk and have writing on your face. 脸上涂鸦的醉鬼结婚 |
| [10:14.11] | Nevada's fault. 内华达州的错 |
| [10:17.21] | So what do you think, ladies? Who wouldn't want to date him? 你们觉得怎样？谁会没兴趣？ 谁会不想和他约会？ |
| [10:21.52] | The divorces don't bother me. I'd date him. 离婚无所谓，我会和他约会 |
| [10:24.12] | But not while he's still married. 但他得先恢复自由身 |
| [10:25.85] | And you,wouldn't you want to date? 那你呢？你也想吧？ |
| [10:28.09] | I'm not dating at all anymore. 事实上我再也不约会了 |
| [10:30.29] | I was only dating guys that were bad for me. 我老是看上对我不好的男人 |
| [10:33.13] | So I decided that.. 在我解决这个… |
| [10:34.80] | Good. Good. Whatever. 随便啦 |
| [10:37.57] | And you,Meg? 梅格你呢？ |
| [10:38.80] | Well,I don't care about the divorces, either. 我也不在意离婚的事 |
| [10:41.80] | But I wouldn't date him. 但我不会和他约会 |
| [10:44.14] | Normally, he doesn't sweat this much. 他平常不会流这么多汗 |
| [10:48.21] | It's just that he's obviously still in love with this Rachel girl. 他显然还爱着这个瑞秋 |
| [10:52.11] | What? 什么？ |
| [10:53.41] | She said,"He's obviously still in love with this Rachel girl." 她说 “他显然还爱着这个瑞秋” |
| [10:59.85] | This is crazy. I mean, yes, Rachel is my good friend. 这话太扯了 没错，瑞秋是我的好朋友 |
| [11:03.42] | And I have loved her in the past... 我过去确实爱过她 |
| [11:06.29] | but now, she is just my wife. 但现在她只是我的妻子 |
| [11:10.90] | Phoebe, will you help me out here? 菲比，帮我说句话好吗？ |
| [11:13.23] | Well, I thought you loved her when you married her. 你娶她时我也以为你爱她 |
| [11:16.54] | We were drunk! I would've married Joey with that amount of alcohol. 我们喝醉了 喝那么多我连乔伊都会娶 |
| [11:21.94] | You could do a lot worse than Joey Tribbiani! 比乔伊崔比亚尼烂的人多得是 |
| [11:27.15] | I'm sorry, but you guys are wrong. 很抱歉，但是你们错了 |
| [11:29.22] | I just don't want to be divorced three times. 我只是不想离三次婚 |
| [11:32.65] | Now he's using this three-divorces reason... 没错，他以此为藉口... |
| [11:35.22] | because he wants to stay married to her because he loves her. 不想离婚 因为他爱她 |
| [11:38.73] | I must say, well done. Bravo,Meg. 我必须说：梅格，干得好 |
| [11:42.83] | Fine. If this is what you think, forget about... 好，如果你们这么想 |
| [11:46.07] | the whole three-divorce thing. 那我就不管了 |
| [11:47.80] | I'll go to my lawyer's office right now and get this marriage annulled. 我现在就去找律师办注销 |
| [11:52.34] | She means nothing to me. 因为我一点也不爱她 |
| [11:54.28] | Nothing! 一点也不爱 |
| [11:57.98] | Okay, now I wouldn't date you because you seem a little creepy. 现在是你的神经质让我发毛 |
| [12:02.18] | I am so attracted to him right now. 我突然觉得他好有魅力 |
| [12:09.76] | When will we tell Rachel what actually will happen? 我们什么时候要跟瑞秋说实话 |
| [12:12.76] | Soon. 快了 |
| [12:13.96] | I just couldn't before. You saw how upset Joey got. 我刚才说不出口 你也看到乔伊多难过 |
| [12:17.00] | I couldn't do it. She's my best friend. 我不忍心伤害我最好的朋友 |
| [12:19.53] | Joey's my best friend. 乔伊也是我最好的朋友 |
| [12:21.84] | I'm not your best friend? 我不是吗？ |
| [12:25.27] | You just said.. 你自己刚才说… |
| [12:28.28] | Of course you're my best friend. 你当然是 |
| [12:31.31] | Would you tell Rachel? 但请你告诉瑞秋好吗？ |
| [12:33.21] | All right. At least I'm prepared. 好啦，至少我现在有准备 好 |
| [12:37.65] | Oh,yes. 漂亮 |
| [12:41.06] | -They're not for you. Are you upset? -I am now. 不是给你的，你有不开心吗？ 现在有了 |
| [12:46.69] | Hey,roomie. 室友 |
| [12:48.53] | Okay,bye. 好，再见 |
| [12:55.24] | There's something important I have to tell you. 瑞秋，我有重要的事要告诉你 |
| [12:59.04] | Are you pregnant? 你怀孕了？ |
| [13:01.58] | No, but I'm throwing this shirt away. 没有，但我要扔掉这件衣服 |
| [13:05.25] | I think there was a little misunderstanding before. 刚才有一些误会 |
| [13:09.05] | When I said that Chandler and I wanted to live together... 我说钱德和我想住在一起 |
| [13:14.56] | we meant alone together. 意思是只有我们两个人 |
| [13:21.56] | Oh,my God. That's funny. I can't believe I did that. 天哪，真好笑，我居然会误会 |
| [13:25.00] | No, sweetie. You know what? This is my fault. 不，是我不好 |
| [13:27.90] | I wasn't clear. 我没说清楚 |
| [13:29.74] | I'm really sorry. 真的很抱歉 |
| [13:32.51] | Listen,you take as much time as you need to move out, okay? 你可以慢慢找房子 |
| [13:36.18] | There's absolutely no rush. 一点也不用急 |
| [13:39.11] | Okay. 好 |
| [13:43.85] | 好 |
| [13:47.39] | Don't you want a cookie? 你不吃饼干吗？ |
| [13:49.86] | Sure. 好啊 |
| [13:53.56] | Thanks. 谢谢 |
| [13:54.86] | Do you need a tissue? 需要面纸吗？ |
| [14:00.27] | -Where did you get these? -I made them. 这是哪里的饼干？ 我做的 |
| [14:03.04] | Oh, God, they're so yummy! 天哪，真好吃 |
| [14:08.68] | -Okay, whose is this? -That's mine. 这是谁的？ 我的 |
| [14:11.45] | -And what about this? Whose is this? -That's mine. 那这个呢？ 也是我的 |
| [14:13.95] | Okay, whose dishwashing soap is this? 那这罐洗碗精呢？ |
| [14:17.38] | That was here when we moved in. 我们搬进来时就有了 |
| [14:21.96] | Oh,I guess it really is concentrated. 难怪浓成这样 |
| [14:28.03] | It's gonna be weird when I come home and you're not here. 以后我回家你就不在了 |
| [14:31.80] | No more Joey and Chan's. 没有乔伊和钱德家了 |
| [14:33.80] | No more J and C's. 没有乔和钱家了 |
| [14:36.37] | Want to go to Joey and Chandler's? Can't. It's not there. “要不要去乔伊和钱德家？” “不行，已经不在了” |
| [14:40.57] | I'll be across the hall. We can still do all the same stuff. 我只是搬到对面 我们还是可以跟以前一样 |
| [14:44.21] | We won't be able to have those long talks at night... 但以后就不能半夜起来 |
| [14:47.25] | about our feelings and the future. 促膝长谈感觉和未来了 |
| [14:50.32] | Not once did we do that. 我们一次也没做过 |
| [14:52.99] | Don't you remember that night, it was late and I was feeling sick... 不是有一次很晚了，我不舒服 |
| [14:56.89] | and you said I would feel better tomorrow? 你说我“明天”就会好一点？ |
| [15:02.06] | Oh, yeah. I remember that. 对，我记得 |
| [15:04.30] | I don't know. I'm just gonna miss living with you. 我会想念那些事 |
| [15:08.20] | Yeah,me too,man. 我也是 |
| [15:10.84] | -What the hell is that? -That's disgusting. 那是什么？ 好恶心 |
| [15:17.51] | I told Rachel that it's just gonna be the two of us. 我告诉瑞秋我们要自己住了 |
| [15:20.88] | Oh,yeah? Well,how'd she take it? 是吗？她还好吗？ |
| [15:23.75] | Really well. 非常好 |
| [15:25.75] | Surprisingly well. 令人意外的好 |
| [15:27.55] | She didn't cry. She wasn't angry or sad. 没有哭，也没有生气或难过 |
| [15:33.69] | And you're upset because you didn't make your best friend cry? 你很不爽没把手帕交弄哭？ |
| [15:37.93] | All I'm asking for is a little emotion. 我只求一点真情流露 |
| [15:40.47] | Is that too much to ask after six years? 我们6年室友耶 |
| [15:42.87] | What,are Rachel and l not as close as you guys? 我们没你们要好吗？ |
| [15:45.81] | I mean,did we not have as much fun? Don't I deserve a few tears? 没你们开心吗？ 我不值得她掉几滴泪吗？ |
| [15:51.38] | When we told Joey, he cried his eyes out. 乔伊一听到就哭得死去活来 |
| [15:54.78] | I did not cry my eyes out! 我才没有哭得死去活来 |
| [15:57.95] | Come on, it's like the end of an era. 这就像一个时代的结束 |
| [16:00.29] | No more J-Man and Channy's! 再也没有乔兄和钱哥了 |
| [16:04.22] | Okay,I gotta ask,who calls us that? 我一定要问 有谁那样叫我们？ |
| [16:13.10] | You got married again? 你又结婚了 |
| [16:16.40] | Yes. 对 |
| [16:18.34] | So that's your second marriage in two years? 这是你2年内第二次结婚 |
| [16:22.11] | Yes. Second in two years. 对，2年两次 |
| [16:24.65] | Third,overall. 总共三次 |
| [16:27.75] | I have been a divorce attorney for 23 years... 罗斯，我当了23年离婚律师 |
| [16:30.75] | and never have I had so much business from one client. 没有一个客户比你捧场 |
| [16:35.76] | Why don't you tell me what happened? 告诉我怎么回事 |
| [16:39.49] | Basically,Rachel and I were in Vegas,a nd we got drunk. 基本上，瑞秋和我在赌城 我们喝醉了… |
| [16:43.50] | I'm sorry, is this the same Rachel whose name you said... 抱歉，她就是你上次结婚 |
| [16:47.13] | at the altar in the second marriage? 叫错的那个瑞秋？ |
| [16:49.17] | Yes,yes,yes. 对 |
| [16:51.27] | But I do not love her. 但是我并不爱她 |
| [16:54.68] | That's better then. 这就好多了 |
| [16:57.78] | This was just a drunken mistake, and I need to get it annulled. 这只是酒醉犯错，我要办注销 |
| [17:01.48] | I see. 我懂了 |
| [17:03.05] | Have you considered therapy? 你考虑过接受治疗吗？ |
| [17:07.55] | I think just the annulment for today. 我想今天办注销就好了 |
| [17:11.66] | -There are some forms to fill out. -Easy. 要填几份表格 简单 |
| [17:14.23] | We'll need witnesses who can testify that you were not of sound mind. 必须有证人证明 你们当时神智不清 |
| [17:18.83] | No problem. 没问题 |
| [17:20.97] | We'll need you and Rachel to testify before a judge. 你和瑞秋得向法官说明 |
| [17:27.81] | There's no way to do this without her? 不能不找她吗？ |
| [17:30.34] | Because I kind of already told her it was taken care of. 我已经告诉她事情都办妥了 |
| [17:34.42] | Of course you did. 你当然这么说 |
| [17:38.32] | Look, you can't get an annulment unless you and Rachel are both there. 罗斯，你和瑞秋都在场 才能办理注销 |
| [17:44.53] | What about someone who looks like Rachel? 那找一个长得像瑞秋的人呢？ |
| [17:49.23] | I will think about the therapy. 我会考虑接受治疗 |
| [17:58.91] | So I was thinking that maybe we should start dividing up our stuff. 我想我们应该开始分东西了 |
| [18:03.94] | Okay. 好 |
| [18:05.91] | No point in dragging it out. 没必要拖拖拉拉的 |
| [18:08.38] | Dragging out the long process of you moving out... 我是说你搬走 |
| [18:11.72] | and us not living together anymore. 我们分开的事 |
| [18:14.32] | 好 |
| [18:20.93] | What about this? Who gets this? 瑞秋，这个要归谁？ |
| [18:23.70] | I don't know if I want it because it might be too many memories. 我不知道我想不想要 它有太多回忆 |
| [18:29.10] | -What is that? -I don't know. 那是什么？ 我不知道 |
| [18:34.21] | How about this? I want you to have the big plate. 瑞秋，大盘子呢？ 我要你留着大盘子 |
| [18:38.08] | Wow, Monica, thanks. I love this plate. 谢谢，我很喜欢这个盘子 |
| [18:41.72] | Something to remember me by. 这样你就会记得我 |
| [18:45.75] | Mon, you're not dying. I'm just moving out. 你又不是快死了 我只是要搬出去 |
| [18:49.32] | We're gonna see each other all the time. 我们还是会天天见面 |
| [18:52.16] | But still,it's a big change. 但这是个大转变 |
| [18:55.26] | The end of an era, you might say. 甚至是一个时代的结束 |
| [19:01.30] | Are you okay? You're not blinking. 你还好吗？眼睛都没眨 |
| [19:04.40] | I'm fine. I was thinking about how it's an end of an era. 我很好 我只是在想一个时代要结束了 |
| [19:09.01] | Oh,all right. 好吧 |
| [19:12.48] | But I gotta say, I don't think six years counts as an era. 但老实说 6年应该称不上一个时代 |
| [19:16.95] | An era is defined as a significant period of time. 一个时代就是一段重要的日子 |
| [19:20.02] | It was significant for me. Maybe it wasn't significant to you! 我觉得重要 或许你不觉得重要 |
| [19:23.62] | -What is the matter with you? -What is the matter with you?! 你是怎么了？ 你才怎么了？ |
| [19:28.46] | Why aren't you more upset? 你为什么没有更不开心？ |
| [19:30.30] | Aren't you gonna be sad that we're not living together? 我们要分开了你不难过吗？ |
| [19:33.63] | Aren't you gonna miss me at all? 你都不会想我吗？ |
| [19:35.87] | Monica, all right. But don't get mad at me. 好吧，说出来你别生气 |
| [19:40.44] | It's just a little hard to believe. 我只是有点难以相信 |
| [19:43.81] | What's hard to believe? 难以相信什么？ |
| [19:45.45] | I mean,it's you guys. You do this kind of stuff,you know? 你们啊，你们就是这样 |
| [19:49.85] | You were gonna get married in Vegas, and then you backed out. 你们在赌城说要结婚又不结了 |
| [19:54.19] | I'm not upset because I don't see you going through with it. I'm sorry. 我并不认为你们会真的同居 对不起 |
| [20:04.73] | It's going to happen. 瑞秋，事情已经确定了 |
| [20:07.17] | Chandler will move in here. 钱德会搬进来 |
| [20:08.74] | -But I.. -I know,just let me finish, okay? 但是… 你先听我说完 |
| [20:12.57] | This isn't something that we just impulsively decided to do in Vegas. 这不是在赌城的一时冲动 |
| [20:16.58] | This is something that we both really want. 我们真的想要住在一起 |
| [20:20.88] | And it is going to happen. 我们会住在一起 |
| [20:24.08] | It is? 是吗？ |
| [20:27.65] | Really? 真的？ |
| [20:29.39] | Yeah,sweetie. 没错 |
| [20:32.86] | You mean,we're not gonna live together anymore? 我们不能再住在一起了？ |
| [20:38.23] | 不行了 |
| [20:42.44] | Oh,my God. I'm gonna miss you so much. 天哪，我会好想你 |
| [20:45.41] | I'm gonna miss you. 我也是 |
| [20:48.44] | I mean, it's the end of an era! 这是一个时代的结束 |
| [20:50.38] | I know! 我知道 |
| [20:55.35] | -Okay, bye. -Oh,no. 再见 又来了 |
| [20:58.45] | So did you get the annulment? 你去办注销了吗？ |
| [21:00.95] | -I couldn't. -I knew it. Because you love Rachel. 我办不了 我就知道，因为你爱瑞秋 |
| [21:04.89] | It's not that. Annulments are more complicated.. 不是那样的 事情比想像中复杂… |
| [21:08.06] | Complicated because of the love. 爱让它变得复杂 |
| [21:10.76] | I do not love Rachel. 我不爱瑞秋 |
| [21:13.63] | I'm telling her about the whole thing... 我现在就去告诉她 |
| [21:15.77] | so we can get this marriage annulled as fast as possible. 好尽快把手续办好 |
| [21:19.27] | Would I do that if I loved her? 我如果爱她会这么做吗？ |
| [21:21.41] | I've never been more convinced of your love for her. 我现在更确信你爱她 |
| [21:24.78] | I do not have feelings for Rachel, okay? 我对瑞秋没有感觉，好吗？ |
| [21:32.05] | Oh,what's wrong? 怎么了？ |
| [21:35.56] | Monica and Chandler are moving in here... 摩妮卡和钱德真的要同居了 |
| [21:37.92] | and I have to move out and everything is changing. 我得搬出去，一切都要变了 |
| [21:40.83] | Oh, my God, come here, come here. It's okay. 过来，别难过，不会有事的 |
| [21:44.60] | Everything's gonna be okay. 不会有事的 |
| [21:47.10] | -Thank you. -Of course. 谢谢你 不客气 |
| [22:00.05] | So Ross and Rachel got married. 罗斯和瑞秋结婚了 |
| [22:03.85] | Monica and Chandler almost got married. 摩妮卡和钱德差点结婚 |
| [22:06.85] | You think we should hook up? 我们要不要送做堆？ |
| [22:10.56] | Oh,we do. 要 |
| [22:12.03] | But not just yet. 但不是现在 |
| [22:14.86] | Really? Well,when? 是吗？那是什么时候？ |
| [22:19.97] | Well, first Chandler and Monica will get married... 好，首先钱德和摩妮卡会结婚 |
| [22:23.20] | and be filthy rich,by the way. 还会发大财 |
| [22:25.64] | But it won't work out. 但婚姻会破裂 |
| [22:27.87] | I know. 天哪 是啊 |
| [22:30.48] | Then I'll marry Chandler for the money. 然后我会为钱嫁给钱德 |
| [22:33.18] | And you'll marry Rachel and have the beautiful kids. 你会娶瑞秋生几个漂亮小孩 |
| [22:36.82] | Great. 太好了 |
| [22:38.89] | But then we ditch them and we get married. 接着我们就抛弃他们结婚 |
| [22:41.99] | We'll have Chandler's money and Rachel's kids. 我们会有钱德的财产 瑞秋的孩子 |
| [22:44.83] | Getting custody will be easy because of Rachel's drinking problem. 监护权很好抢，因为瑞秋酗酒 |
| [22:50.10] | What about Ross? 那罗斯呢？ |
| [22:51.37] | I don't want to go into the whole thing. 我不想多说，不过… |
| [22:53.77] | But we have words and I kill him. 我们吵架，我杀了他 |
| [00:04.33] | Did everything go okay with the annulment? shou xu ban de hai shun li ma? |
| [00:06.94] | No problems. It' s all taken care of. mei wen ti, dou ban hao le |
| [00:09.44] | Ross, thank you. luo si, xie xie ni |
| [00:12.34] | Want to go see a movie? ni men yao bu yao qu kan dian ying |
| [00:14.11] | Yeah, why not? hao a |
| [00:15.31] | I' ll get my sweater. wo qu chuan mao yi hao |
| [00:20.25] | Want to hear something weird? xiang bu xiang ting yi jian qi guai de shi? |
| [00:22.02] | Always. dang ran |
| [00:24.99] | I didn' t get the annulment. wo mei qu ban zhu xiao |
| [00:28.32] | What? shen me? |
| [00:29.62] | We' re still married. wo men hai shi fu qi |
| [00:32.36] | Don' t tell Rachel. See you later. bu yao gao su rui qiu, dai hui jian |
| [00:38.20] | Do you have any gum? ni you kou xiang tang ma? |
| [00:41.87] | Wait! Wait! Ross, can I just talk to you for just a second? deng deng! luo si, ke yi gen ni tan yi xia ma? |
| [00:46.01] | We' ll be late for the movie. dan shi dian ying kuai kai yan le |
| [00:48.01] | There' s a cab. Taxi! na li you ji cheng che, ji cheng che |
| [00:50.51] | That' s great. |
| [00:52.31] | What timing! My God, huh? There you go. lai de zheng hao, shang che ba |
| [00:55.68] | We' re gonna walk. It' s right at the Angelika. wo men yao zou qu qian mian di an jie li xi yuan |
| [00:58.62] | The Angelika! Go! Go! an jie li xi yuan, kai che |
| [01:02.29] | You didn' t get the annulment?! ni mei qu zhu xiao? |
| [01:04.23] | I know. wo zhi dao |
| [01:07.46] | I tried, but when I got to my lawyer' s office, all I heard was: wo shi guo, dan zai lv shi lou wo zhi ting dao |
| [01:11.07] | " Three divorces! Three divorces!" " li hun san ci, li hun san ci" |
| [01:13.77] | Yes, in that high voice. mei cuo, shi nv gao yin |
| [01:17.27] | I just don' t want my tombstone to read: " Ross Geller: Three Divorces." wo bu xi wang wo de mu bei shang ke zhe " luo si gai lei, li hun san ci" |
| [01:22.04] | Don' t worry about that. Your tombstone can say whatever you want. ni bu bi dan xin na ge ni ai ke shen me jiu ke shen me |
| [01:25.88] | It can say, " Ross Geller: Good at Marriage." ni ke yi ke " luo si gai lei, hun yin gao shou" |
| [01:29.65] | You know? Mine' s gonna say, " Phoebe Buffay: Buried Alive." wo de hui ke " fei bi bu fei, huo mai zai ci" |
| [01:34.56] | All I know is, I can' t have another failed marriage. fan zheng wo bu neng zai tian yi ci shi bai hun yin |
| [01:38.29] | So you' re gonna be married to a girl who doesn' t even know about it? suo yi ni yao qu ge bu zhi qing de nv sheng? |
| [01:42.43] | Woman. Sorry. nv ren, bao qian |
| [01:46.27] | Okay, so I don' t have it all worked out quite yet. wo hai mei xiang hao yao zen me zuo |
| [01:49.50] | Just don' t say anything to Rachel. bai tuo ni xian bie gao su rui qiu |
| [01:52.07] | Rachel is one of my closest friends. rui qiu shi wo zui yao hao de peng you zhi yi |
| [01:55.31] | But being the only one that knows about this makes me feel special. Okay. bu guo dang wei yi zhi qing de ren gan jue bu lai hao ba |
| [02:02.45] | Okay, stop, stop! Phoebe? ting che fei bi? |
| [02:05.12] | Hey, Rach! rui qiu |
| [02:07.69] | What was that? ni zai gao shen me? |
| [02:09.49] | Sorry. Mixup. bao qian, nong cuo le |
| [02:12.19] | How was the movie? dian ying hao kan ma? |
| [02:14.26] | I haven' t seen it yet. wo hai mei kan |
| [02:16.33] | You' d better hurry. The Angelika! Go! na jiu yao kuai le an jie li xi yuan, kai che |
| [02:19.27] | bu |
| [02:22.04] | The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel ben ji bo chu:" rui qiu de fan ying" |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [03:02.84] | When I move in, can I get a gumball machine? deng wo men tong ju wo ke yi mai yi tai pao pao tang ji ma? |
| [03:05.55] | Of course. Joey wouldn' t let you have one? dang ran ke yi, qiao yi bu rang ni mai? |
| [03:08.72] | No, when it comes to sweets, he' s surprisingly strict. dui, ta dui tian shi yao qiu te bie yan |
| [03:13.02] | Did you tell him you' re moving out? ni xiang hao yao zen me shuo le ma? |
| [03:15.39] | No, I keep trying. And I can get out," Joey, I have to.." hai mei, wo shi le hao ji ci wo zhi neng shuo chu" qiao yi, wo de" |
| [03:18.93] | Then I lose my nerve and I finish with, " go to the bathroom." ran hou jiu tui suo gai shuo" qu shang ce suo" |
| [03:23.46] | He may think I' m sick. ta ke neng yi wei wo you bing |
| [03:25.87] | I have to tell Rachel, but.... We just gotta get it over with. wo zhen de de gao su rui qiu le zao si zao chao sheng |
| [03:29.60] | Next time we see them, we' ll just tell them. That' s it. xia ci jian dao ta men, wo men jiu shuo |
| [03:33.04] | That' s how it' ll work now? You' ll just order me around? jiu zhe me jue ding yi hou ni dou yao zhe yang zhi shi wo shi ba? |
| [03:37.08] | Pretty much. All right. cha bu duo hao |
| [03:41.28] | Hey, man, you feeling better? mo ni ka ni you mei you hao yi dian? |
| [03:48.09] | We have something to tell you. qiao yi, wo men you shi yao shuo |
| [03:50.79] | Oh, my God! tian na |
| [03:52.29] | You' re pregnant! ni huai yun le |
| [03:55.66] | No! bu shi |
| [03:57.50] | mei you ba? bu shi |
| [04:01.00] | Look, Joe, here' s the thing. qiao yi, shi zhe yang de |
| [04:04.97] | Monica and I have decided to live together, here. mo ni ka he wo jue ding zai zhe li tong ju |
| [04:09.61] | I' m gonna be moving out, man. suo yi wo hui ban chu lai |
| [04:18.95] | I' m really happy for you guys. Congratulations. See you later. wo zhen ti ni men gao xing gong xi, hui jian |
| [04:24.19] | Are you okay? deng deng, qiao yi, ni hai hao ma? |
| [04:25.46] | I gotta go. I' ve got an acting job. hen hao, wo de zou le, wo you xi yao yan |
| [04:30.10] | Like you' d believe that. ni men hui xin cai guai |
| [04:33.20] | This sucks! tao yan la |
| [04:34.87] | I' ll be across the hall. And I promise you... wo zhi shi yao ban dao dui men, wo bao zheng |
| [04:37.71] | the minute Monica and I break up, I' m moving right back in. mo ni ka he wo yi fen shou wo jiu hui qu gen ni zhu |
| [04:42.34] | Maybe that' s now. ni shi shuo xian zai ma? |
| [04:45.28] | If you' re gonna move in with him... hao, ru guo ni yao gen ta zhu |
| [04:47.48] | I feel it is my responsibility to tell you the truth about him. wo you ze ren jie chuan ta di zhen mian mu |
| [04:51.15] | He' s a terrible roommate. Terrible. ta shi ge hen lan de shi you |
| [04:53.45] | He forgets to.... ta hui wang ji |
| [04:56.32] | He always, he always.... ta lao shi |
| [04:59.59] | Who am I kidding? He' s the best roommate! wo pian shui a, ta zui bang le |
| [05:06.87] | Hey, Phoebe. Hey. fei bi |
| [05:08.87] | Oh, look, here' s an article about people who marry people and don' t tell them. you yi pian wen zhang zai tao lun jie le hun que bu gao su dui fang de ren |
| [05:12.77] | Really? Yeah, I' m reading Ross Geller Magazine. zhen de? dui, wo zai kan luo si gai lei za zhi |
| [05:18.61] | Have you seen Rachel? fei bi, ni you kan dao rui qiu ma? |
| [05:19.78] | No, why? I have some exciting news. mei you, zen yang? wo you ge hao xiao xi |
| [05:22.52] | You' re pregnant. ni huai yun le |
| [05:25.02] | No! bu shi |
| [05:27.62] | Chandler and I are moving in together. qian de he wo jue ding tong ju |
| [05:29.69] | Oh, that' s good! tai hao le |
| [05:31.46] | But if you were pregnant, what would you name it? Hint, Phoebe. bu guo ru guo ni you bao bao yao jiao shen me? ti shi: fei bi |
| [05:39.07] | What' s up? zen me yang? |
| [05:42.30] | Chandler and I are moving in together. qian de he wo yao zhu zai yi qi |
| [05:44.94] | Oh, my God. tian na |
| [05:47.44] | Oh, my little sister and my best friend... wo mei mei he wo de si dang |
| [05:51.25] | shacking up. gao zai yi qi |
| [05:54.55] | That' s great. That' s great. tai hao le |
| [05:57.49] | Guys, I' m happy too. wei, wo ye hen gao xing |
| [05:59.22] | Okay, come here. hao, yi qi lai |
| [06:01.62] | Big day, huh? People moving in. People getting annulled. jin tian zhen re nao you ren yao tong ju, you ren ban zhu xiao |
| [06:09.40] | I gotta go find Rachel. wo yao qu zhao rui qiu le, bu guo |
| [06:11.50] | If you see her, give her some really bad news, so mine doesn' t seem so bad. ni men neng bu neng xian guan xie huai xiao xi gei ta jian qing yi xie chong ji? |
| [06:16.54] | zai jian |
| [06:19.27] | Something bad to tell Rachel. jiang gei rui qiu ting de huai xiao xi |
| [06:23.41] | Bad news for Rachel. What could that be? shen me shi ta de huai xiao xi? |
| [06:27.08] | Can you just lay off, please? ni neng bu neng bie zai ti le? |
| [06:29.62] | My life is an embarrassment. I should just go live under somebody' s stairs. wo de ren sheng hen nan kan wo ying gai qu zhu zai bie ren de lou ti di xia |
| [06:34.99] | It' s not that big a deal. You' ll have been divorced three times. gen ben mei na me yan zhong li hun san ci you zen yang |
| [06:38.69] | You' ll have a life, you' ll date.. ni hai shi hui you si sheng huo hui yue hui |
| [06:40.96] | No, I won' t. I' ll be at the bottom of the dating barrel now. cai bu hui wo de yue hui zhi shu jiang dao gu di |
| [06:45.43] | The only guys below me will be FourDivorce Guy... bi wo di de zhi you li hun si ci de ren |
| [06:48.44] | Murderer Guy... sha ren fan he |
| [06:50.67] | and geologists. di zhi xue jia |
| [06:53.71] | Ross, you' re being ridiculous. You are cute and smart and sweet. luo si, ni bie sha le ni ke ai cong ming you ti tie |
| [06:57.98] | That is much more important than three stupid divorces. zhe bi li hun san ci zhong yao duo le |
| [07:01.35] | Have you dated anyone who' s been divorced three times? shi ma? ni jiao guo li hun san ci de nan peng you ma? |
| [07:04.55] | That' s not fair. Most guys that have been divorced three times are 60. zhe yang wen bu gong ping li san ci hun de ren tong chang dou 60 le |
| [07:10.63] | You' re young. ni duo nian qing a |
| [07:13.66] | That' s true, I am young. wo shi hen nian qing |
| [07:15.96] | Well.... |
| [07:18.80] | Nobody cares about this except you. zhi you ni zi ji zai yi |
| [07:21.50] | This embarrassment thing is all in your head. shen me nan kan dou shi ni zai xiang xiang |
| [07:25.84] | Here, I' ll show you. Come here. What? wo zheng ming gei ni kan guo lai gan ma? |
| [07:28.84] | Hi. My friend Ross is about to be divorced for the third time. wo peng you luo si ji jiang san du li hun |
| [07:33.18] | But wouldn' t you date him? dan ni men hui he ta yue hui ba? |
| [07:35.95] | And if you wait right here, I' ll go get Ross. ni men shao hou, wo qu zhao luo si lai |
| [07:43.89] | Thought you were Rachel. wo hai yi wei ni shi rui qiu |
| [07:45.53] | What gave me away? wo na li lou chu po zhan le? |
| [07:47.96] | I gotta tell her. wo de gan kuai gao su ta |
| [07:49.40] | I told Ross and Phoebe. She' s the only one left. wo yi jing gao su luo si he fei bi zhi sheng ta le |
| [07:51.87] | It' s official. We' re moving in together. suo yi da jia dou zhi dao le wo men que ding yao tong ju le |
| [07:54.74] | No turning back. Are you scared? Are you?! bu neng fan hui ni pa ma? pa ma? |
| [07:59.27] | No. bu pa |
| [08:00.58] | That was my scariest voice. You' re brave. na shi wo zui ke pa de sheng yin ni zhen yong gan |
| [08:07.55] | The worst day. jin tian zhen can |
| [08:08.92] | You' re finally making progress at work, then your boss calls you Racquel. ni yi wei zi ji zhong yu shou zhong shi le jie guo lao ban que jiao ni la kou er |
| [08:14.72] | Listen, for the first four years of my work, everybody called me.... wo jin gong si qian 4 nian da jia dou jiao wo xia la la |
| [08:25.17] | Seriously. I believe you. shi zhen de wo xiang xin |
| [08:28.77] | It was in the middle of a meeting, so no one wants to correct her. dang shi zheng zai kai yuan gong da hui dang ran bu hui you ren jiu zheng ta |
| [08:32.81] | So everyone' s calling me Racquel. yu shi da jia dou jiao wo la kou er |
| [08:34.78] | By the end of the day, the mailroom guys were calling me Rocky. dao le xia ban qian shou fa shi de ren yi jing jiao cheng luo ji le |
| [08:40.11] | Well, I still think you' re very, very nice and very pretty. wo hai shi jue de ni hen hao hen piao liang |
| [08:44.65] | What? shen me? |
| [08:47.42] | All yours, babe. jiao gei ni le |
| [08:49.82] | rui qiu, guo lai |
| [08:51.93] | Have a seat. zuo |
| [08:55.00] | Listen, Chandler and I... ting wo shuo qian de he wo... |
| [08:58.10] | are going to live together. yao yi qi zhu zai... |
| [09:00.30] | Here. zhe li |
| [09:04.67] | Oh, my God. tian na |
| [09:07.38] | That' s so great! zhen shi tai bang le |
| [09:10.61] | I' m so happy for you guys! wo zhen ti ni men gao xing |
| [09:13.21] | Really? zhen de? |
| [09:14.62] | And that was so sweet of you to ask. ni zhen hao, hai xian wen wo |
| [09:17.12] | The three of us are gonna have such a good time living together! tian na wo men san ge zai yi qi yi ding hui hen kai xin |
| [09:22.82] | Yes, we are. shi a |
| [09:25.03] | Chandler, you' ll have to watch those long showers you take... qian de, ni zao shang bu neng man man chong zao le |
| [09:28.46] | because you know Racquel can' t be late. yin wei la kou er bu neng chi dao |
| [09:33.13] | He' ll work on that. rui qiu ta hui zhu yi de |
| [09:36.04] | This is so exciting! hao xing fen o |
| [09:41.01] | Come and knock on our door lai qiao wo de men ying ji" san ren xing" zhu ti qu |
| [09:45.65] | We' ll be waiting for you wo men deng zhe ni |
| [09:54.06] | See? Once you know the stories, it' s not that bad. yi dan zhi dao nei qing jiu mei na me zao le |
| [09:57.26] | First marriage: Wife' s hidden sexuality. Not my fault. di yi ci, lao po yin man xing xiang bu shi wo de cuo |
| [10:02.00] | Second marriage: Said the wrong name at the altar. di er ci, xuan shi shi jiao cuo ren |
| [10:05.23] | A little my fault. you yi dian dian shi wo de cuo |
| [10:08.17] | Third marriage: They shouldn' t let you get married... di san ci zen me neng rang... |
| [10:11.54] | when you' re drunk and have writing on your face. lian shang tu ya de zui gui jie hun |
| [10:14.11] | Nevada' s fault. nei hua da zhou de cuo |
| [10:17.21] | So what do you think, ladies? Who wouldn' t want to date him? ni men jue de zen yang? shui hui mei xing qu? shui hui bu xiang he ta yue hui? |
| [10:21.52] | The divorces don' t bother me. I' d date him. li hun wu suo wei, wo hui he ta yue hui |
| [10:24.12] | But not while he' s still married. dan ta de xian hui fu zi you shen |
| [10:25.85] | And you, wouldn' t you want to date? na ni ne? ni ye xiang ba? |
| [10:28.09] | I' m not dating at all anymore. shi shi shang wo zai ye bu yue hui le |
| [10:30.29] | I was only dating guys that were bad for me. wo lao shi kan shang dui wo bu hao de nan ren |
| [10:33.13] | So I decided that.. zai wo jie jue zhe ge |
| [10:34.80] | Good. Good. Whatever. sui bian la |
| [10:37.57] | And you, Meg? mei ge ni ne? |
| [10:38.80] | Well, I don' t care about the divorces, either. wo ye bu zai yi li hun de shi |
| [10:41.80] | But I wouldn' t date him. dan wo bu hui he ta yue hui |
| [10:44.14] | Normally, he doesn' t sweat this much. ta ping chang bu hui liu zhe me duo han |
| [10:48.21] | It' s just that he' s obviously still in love with this Rachel girl. ta xian ran hai ai zhe zhe ge rui qiu |
| [10:52.11] | What? shen me? |
| [10:53.41] | She said," He' s obviously still in love with this Rachel girl." ta shuo " ta xian ran hai ai zhe zhe ge rui qiu" |
| [10:59.85] | This is crazy. I mean, yes, Rachel is my good friend. zhe hua tai che le mei cuo, rui qiu shi wo de hao peng you |
| [11:03.42] | And I have loved her in the past... wo guo qu que shi ai guo ta |
| [11:06.29] | but now, she is just my wife. dan xian zai ta zhi shi wo de qi zi |
| [11:10.90] | Phoebe, will you help me out here? fei bi, bang wo shuo ju hua hao ma? |
| [11:13.23] | Well, I thought you loved her when you married her. ni qu ta shi wo ye yi wei ni ai ta |
| [11:16.54] | We were drunk! I would' ve married Joey with that amount of alcohol. wo men he zui le he na me duo wo lian qiao yi dou hui qu |
| [11:21.94] | You could do a lot worse than Joey Tribbiani! bi qiao yi cui bi ya ni lan de ren duo de shi |
| [11:27.15] | I' m sorry, but you guys are wrong. hen bao qian, dan shi ni men cuo le |
| [11:29.22] | I just don' t want to be divorced three times. wo zhi shi bu xiang li san ci hun |
| [11:32.65] | Now he' s using this threedivorces reason... mei cuo, ta yi ci wei jie kou... |
| [11:35.22] | because he wants to stay married to her because he loves her. bu xiang li hun yin wei ta ai ta |
| [11:38.73] | I must say, well done. Bravo, Meg. wo bi xu shuo: mei ge, gan de hao |
| [11:42.83] | Fine. If this is what you think, forget about... hao, ru guo ni men zhe me xiang |
| [11:46.07] | the whole threedivorce thing. na wo jiu bu guan le |
| [11:47.80] | I' ll go to my lawyer' s office right now and get this marriage annulled. wo xian zai jiu qu zhao lv shi ban zhu xiao |
| [11:52.34] | She means nothing to me. yin wei wo yi dian ye bu ai ta |
| [11:54.28] | Nothing! yi dian ye bu ai |
| [11:57.98] | Okay, now I wouldn' t date you because you seem a little creepy. xian zai shi ni de shen jing zhi rang wo fa mao |
| [12:02.18] | I am so attracted to him right now. wo tu ran jue de ta hao you mei li |
| [12:09.76] | When will we tell Rachel what actually will happen? wo men shen me shi hou yao gen rui qiu shuo shi hua |
| [12:12.76] | Soon. kuai le |
| [12:13.96] | I just couldn' t before. You saw how upset Joey got. wo gang cai shuo bu chu kou ni ye kan dao qiao yi duo nan guo |
| [12:17.00] | I couldn' t do it. She' s my best friend. wo bu ren xin shang hai wo zui hao de peng you |
| [12:19.53] | Joey' s my best friend. qiao yi ye shi wo zui hao de peng you |
| [12:21.84] | I' m not your best friend? wo bu shi ma? |
| [12:25.27] | You just said.. ni zi ji gang cai shuo |
| [12:28.28] | Of course you' re my best friend. ni dang ran shi |
| [12:31.31] | Would you tell Rachel? dan qing ni gao su rui qiu hao ma? |
| [12:33.21] | All right. At least I' m prepared. hao la, zhi shao wo xian zai you zhun bei hao |
| [12:37.65] | Oh, yes. piao liang |
| [12:41.06] | They' re not for you. Are you upset? I am now. bu shi gei ni de, ni you bu kai xin ma? xian zai you le |
| [12:46.69] | Hey, roomie. shi you |
| [12:48.53] | Okay, bye. hao, zai jian |
| [12:55.24] | There' s something important I have to tell you. rui qiu, wo you zhong yao de shi yao gao su ni |
| [12:59.04] | Are you pregnant? ni huai yun le? |
| [13:01.58] | No, but I' m throwing this shirt away. mei you, dan wo yao reng diao zhe jian yi fu |
| [13:05.25] | I think there was a little misunderstanding before. gang cai you yi xie wu hui |
| [13:09.05] | When I said that Chandler and I wanted to live together... wo shuo qian de he wo xiang zhu zai yi qi |
| [13:14.56] | we meant alone together. yi si shi zhi you wo men liang ge ren |
| [13:21.56] | Oh, my God. That' s funny. I can' t believe I did that. tian na, zhen hao xiao, wo ju ran hui wu hui |
| [13:25.00] | No, sweetie. You know what? This is my fault. bu, shi wo bu hao |
| [13:27.90] | I wasn' t clear. wo mei shuo qing chu |
| [13:29.74] | I' m really sorry. zhen de hen bao qian |
| [13:32.51] | Listen, you take as much time as you need to move out, okay? ni ke yi man man zhao fang zi |
| [13:36.18] | There' s absolutely no rush. yi dian ye bu yong ji |
| [13:39.11] | Okay. hao |
| [13:43.85] | hao |
| [13:47.39] | Don' t you want a cookie? ni bu chi bing gan ma? |
| [13:49.86] | Sure. hao a |
| [13:53.56] | Thanks. xie xie |
| [13:54.86] | Do you need a tissue? xu yao mian zhi ma? |
| [14:00.27] | Where did you get these? I made them. zhe shi na li de bing gan? wo zuo de |
| [14:03.04] | Oh, God, they' re so yummy! tian na, zhen hao chi |
| [14:08.68] | Okay, whose is this? That' s mine. zhe shi shui de? wo de |
| [14:11.45] | And what about this? Whose is this? That' s mine. na zhe ge ne? ye shi wo de |
| [14:13.95] | Okay, whose dishwashing soap is this? na zhe guan xi wan jing ne? |
| [14:17.38] | That was here when we moved in. wo men ban jin lai shi jiu you le |
| [14:21.96] | Oh, I guess it really is concentrated. nan guai nong cheng zhe yang |
| [14:28.03] | It' s gonna be weird when I come home and you' re not here. yi hou wo hui jia ni jiu bu zai le |
| [14:31.80] | No more Joey and Chan' s. mei you qiao yi he qian de jia le |
| [14:33.80] | No more J and C' s. mei you qiao he qian jia le |
| [14:36.37] | Want to go to Joey and Chandler' s? Can' t. It' s not there. " yao bu yao qu qiao yi he qian de jia?" " bu xing, yi jing bu zai le" |
| [14:40.57] | I' ll be across the hall. We can still do all the same stuff. wo zhi shi ban dao dui mian wo men hai shi ke yi gen yi qian yi yang |
| [14:44.21] | We won' t be able to have those long talks at night... dan yi hou jiu bu neng ban ye qi lai |
| [14:47.25] | about our feelings and the future. cu xi chang tan gan jue he wei lai le |
| [14:50.32] | Not once did we do that. wo men yi ci ye mei zuo guo |
| [14:52.99] | Don' t you remember that night, it was late and I was feeling sick... bu shi you yi ci hen wan le, wo bu shu fu |
| [14:56.89] | and you said I would feel better tomorrow? ni shuo wo" ming tian" jiu hui hao yi dian? |
| [15:02.06] | Oh, yeah. I remember that. dui, wo ji de |
| [15:04.30] | I don' t know. I' m just gonna miss living with you. wo hui xiang nian nei xie shi |
| [15:08.20] | Yeah, me too, man. wo ye shi |
| [15:10.84] | What the hell is that? That' s disgusting. na shi shen me? hao wu xin |
| [15:17.51] | I told Rachel that it' s just gonna be the two of us. wo gao su rui qiu wo men yao zi ji zhu le |
| [15:20.88] | Oh, yeah? Well, how' d she take it? shi ma? ta hai hao ma? |
| [15:23.75] | Really well. fei chang hao |
| [15:25.75] | Surprisingly well. ling ren yi wai de hao |
| [15:27.55] | She didn' t cry. She wasn' t angry or sad. mei you ku, ye mei you sheng qi huo nan guo |
| [15:33.69] | And you' re upset because you didn' t make your best friend cry? ni hen bu shuang mei ba shou pa jiao nong ku? |
| [15:37.93] | All I' m asking for is a little emotion. wo zhi qiu yi dian zhen qing liu lu |
| [15:40.47] | Is that too much to ask after six years? wo men 6 nian shi you ye |
| [15:42.87] | What, are Rachel and l not as close as you guys? wo men mei ni men yao hao ma? |
| [15:45.81] | I mean, did we not have as much fun? Don' t I deserve a few tears? mei ni men kai xin ma? wo bu zhi de ta diao ji di lei ma? |
| [15:51.38] | When we told Joey, he cried his eyes out. qiao yi yi ting dao jiu ku de si qu huo lai |
| [15:54.78] | I did not cry my eyes out! wo cai mei you ku de si qu huo lai |
| [15:57.95] | Come on, it' s like the end of an era. zhe jiu xiang yi ge shi dai de jie shu |
| [16:00.29] | No more JMan and Channy' s! zai ye mei you qiao xiong he qian ge le |
| [16:04.22] | Okay, I gotta ask, who calls us that? wo yi ding yao wen you shui na yang jiao wo men? |
| [16:13.10] | You got married again? ni you jie hun le |
| [16:16.40] | Yes. dui |
| [16:18.34] | So that' s your second marriage in two years? zhe shi ni 2 nian nei di er ci jie hun |
| [16:22.11] | Yes. Second in two years. dui, 2 nian liang ci |
| [16:24.65] | Third, overall. zong gong san ci |
| [16:27.75] | I have been a divorce attorney for 23 years... luo si, wo dang le 23 nian li hun lv shi |
| [16:30.75] | and never have I had so much business from one client. mei you yi ge ke hu bi ni peng chang |
| [16:35.76] | Why don' t you tell me what happened? gao su wo zen me hui shi |
| [16:39.49] | Basically, Rachel and I were in Vegas, a nd we got drunk. ji ben shang, rui qiu he wo zai du cheng wo men he zui le |
| [16:43.50] | I' m sorry, is this the same Rachel whose name you said... bao qian, ta jiu shi ni shang ci jie hun |
| [16:47.13] | at the altar in the second marriage? jiao cuo de na ge rui qiu? |
| [16:49.17] | Yes, yes, yes. dui |
| [16:51.27] | But I do not love her. dan shi wo bing bu ai ta |
| [16:54.68] | That' s better then. zhe jiu hao duo le |
| [16:57.78] | This was just a drunken mistake, and I need to get it annulled. zhe zhi shi jiu zui fan cuo, wo yao ban zhu xiao |
| [17:01.48] | I see. wo dong le |
| [17:03.05] | Have you considered therapy? ni kao lv guo jie shou zhi liao ma? |
| [17:07.55] | I think just the annulment for today. wo xiang jin tian ban zhu xiao jiu hao le |
| [17:11.66] | There are some forms to fill out. Easy. yao tian ji fen biao ge jian dan |
| [17:14.23] | We' ll need witnesses who can testify that you were not of sound mind. bi xu you zheng ren zheng ming ni men dang shi shen zhi bu qing |
| [17:18.83] | No problem. mei wen ti |
| [17:20.97] | We' ll need you and Rachel to testify before a judge. ni he rui qiu de xiang fa guan shuo ming |
| [17:27.81] | There' s no way to do this without her? bu neng bu zhao ta ma? |
| [17:30.34] | Because I kind of already told her it was taken care of. wo yi jing gao su ta shi qing dou ban tuo le |
| [17:34.42] | Of course you did. ni dang ran zhe me shuo |
| [17:38.32] | Look, you can' t get an annulment unless you and Rachel are both there. luo si, ni he rui qiu dou zai chang cai neng ban li zhu xiao |
| [17:44.53] | What about someone who looks like Rachel? na zhao yi ge zhang de xiang rui qiu de ren ne? |
| [17:49.23] | I will think about the therapy. wo hui kao lv jie shou zhi liao |
| [17:58.91] | So I was thinking that maybe we should start dividing up our stuff. wo xiang wo men ying gai kai shi fen dong xi le |
| [18:03.94] | Okay. hao |
| [18:05.91] | No point in dragging it out. mei bi yao tuo tuo la la de |
| [18:08.38] | Dragging out the long process of you moving out... wo shi shuo ni ban zou |
| [18:11.72] | and us not living together anymore. wo men fen kai de shi |
| [18:14.32] | hao |
| [18:20.93] | What about this? Who gets this? rui qiu, zhe ge yao gui shui? |
| [18:23.70] | I don' t know if I want it because it might be too many memories. wo bu zhi dao wo xiang bu xiang yao ta you tai duo hui yi |
| [18:29.10] | What is that? I don' t know. na shi shen me? wo bu zhi dao |
| [18:34.21] | How about this? I want you to have the big plate. rui qiu, da pan zi ne? wo yao ni liu zhe da pan zi |
| [18:38.08] | Wow, Monica, thanks. I love this plate. xie xie, wo hen xi huan zhe ge pan zi |
| [18:41.72] | Something to remember me by. zhe yang ni jiu hui ji de wo |
| [18:45.75] | Mon, you' re not dying. I' m just moving out. ni you bu shi kuai si le wo zhi shi yao ban chu qu |
| [18:49.32] | We' re gonna see each other all the time. wo men hai shi hui tian tian jian mian |
| [18:52.16] | But still, it' s a big change. dan zhe shi ge da zhuan bian |
| [18:55.26] | The end of an era, you might say. shen zhi shi yi ge shi dai de jie shu |
| [19:01.30] | Are you okay? You' re not blinking. ni hai hao ma? yan jing dou mei zha |
| [19:04.40] | I' m fine. I was thinking about how it' s an end of an era. wo hen hao wo zhi shi zai xiang yi ge shi dai yao jie shu le |
| [19:09.01] | Oh, all right. hao ba |
| [19:12.48] | But I gotta say, I don' t think six years counts as an era. dan lao shi shuo 6 nian ying gai cheng bu shang yi ge shi dai |
| [19:16.95] | An era is defined as a significant period of time. yi ge shi dai jiu shi yi duan zhong yao de ri zi |
| [19:20.02] | It was significant for me. Maybe it wasn' t significant to you! wo jue de zhong yao huo xu ni bu jue de zhong yao |
| [19:23.62] | What is the matter with you? What is the matter with you?! ni shi zen me le? ni cai zen me le? |
| [19:28.46] | Why aren' t you more upset? ni wei shi me mei you geng bu kai xin? |
| [19:30.30] | Aren' t you gonna be sad that we' re not living together? wo men yao fen kai le ni bu nan guo ma? |
| [19:33.63] | Aren' t you gonna miss me at all? ni dou bu hui xiang wo ma? |
| [19:35.87] | Monica, all right. But don' t get mad at me. hao ba, shuo chu lai ni bie sheng qi |
| [19:40.44] | It' s just a little hard to believe. wo zhi shi you dian nan yi xiang xin |
| [19:43.81] | What' s hard to believe? nan yi xiang xin shen me? |
| [19:45.45] | I mean, it' s you guys. You do this kind of stuff, you know? ni men a, ni men jiu shi zhe yang |
| [19:49.85] | You were gonna get married in Vegas, and then you backed out. ni men zai du cheng shuo yao jie hun you bu jie le |
| [19:54.19] | I' m not upset because I don' t see you going through with it. I' m sorry. wo bing bu ren wei ni men hui zhen de tong ju dui bu qi |
| [20:04.73] | It' s going to happen. rui qiu, shi qing yi jing que ding le |
| [20:07.17] | Chandler will move in here. qian de hui ban jin lai |
| [20:08.74] | But I.. I know, just let me finish, okay? dan shi ni xian ting wo shuo wan |
| [20:12.57] | This isn' t something that we just impulsively decided to do in Vegas. zhe bu shi zai du cheng de yi shi chong dong |
| [20:16.58] | This is something that we both really want. wo men zhen de xiang yao zhu zai yi qi |
| [20:20.88] | And it is going to happen. wo men hui zhu zai yi qi |
| [20:24.08] | It is? shi ma? |
| [20:27.65] | Really? zhen de? |
| [20:29.39] | Yeah, sweetie. mei cuo |
| [20:32.86] | You mean, we' re not gonna live together anymore? wo men bu neng zai zhu zai yi qi le? |
| [20:38.23] | bu xing le |
| [20:42.44] | Oh, my God. I' m gonna miss you so much. tian na, wo hui hao xiang ni |
| [20:45.41] | I' m gonna miss you. wo ye shi |
| [20:48.44] | I mean, it' s the end of an era! zhe shi yi ge shi dai de jie shu |
| [20:50.38] | I know! wo zhi dao |
| [20:55.35] | Okay, bye. Oh, no. zai jian you lai le |
| [20:58.45] | So did you get the annulment? ni qu ban zhu xiao le ma? |
| [21:00.95] | I couldn' t. I knew it. Because you love Rachel. wo ban bu liao wo jiu zhi dao, yin wei ni ai rui qiu |
| [21:04.89] | It' s not that. Annulments are more complicated.. bu shi na yang de shi qing bi xiang xiang zhong fu za |
| [21:08.06] | Complicated because of the love. ai rang ta bian de fu za |
| [21:10.76] | I do not love Rachel. wo bu ai rui qiu |
| [21:13.63] | I' m telling her about the whole thing... wo xian zai jiu qu gao su ta |
| [21:15.77] | so we can get this marriage annulled as fast as possible. hao jin kuai ba shou xu ban hao |
| [21:19.27] | Would I do that if I loved her? wo ru guo ai ta hui zhe me zuo ma? |
| [21:21.41] | I' ve never been more convinced of your love for her. wo xian zai geng que xin ni ai ta |
| [21:24.78] | I do not have feelings for Rachel, okay? wo dui rui qiu mei you gan jue, hao ma? |
| [21:32.05] | Oh, what' s wrong? zen me le? |
| [21:35.56] | Monica and Chandler are moving in here... mo ni ka he qian de zhen de yao tong ju le |
| [21:37.92] | and I have to move out and everything is changing. wo de ban chu qu, yi qie dou yao bian le |
| [21:40.83] | Oh, my God, come here, come here. It' s okay. guo lai, bie nan guo, bu hui you shi de |
| [21:44.60] | Everything' s gonna be okay. bu hui you shi de |
| [21:47.10] | Thank you. Of course. xie xie ni bu ke qi |
| [22:00.05] | So Ross and Rachel got married. luo si he rui qiu jie hun le |
| [22:03.85] | Monica and Chandler almost got married. mo ni ka he qian de cha dian jie hun |
| [22:06.85] | You think we should hook up? wo men yao bu yao song zuo dui? |
| [22:10.56] | Oh, we do. yao |
| [22:12.03] | But not just yet. dan bu shi xian zai |
| [22:14.86] | Really? Well, when? shi ma? na shi shen me shi hou? |
| [22:19.97] | Well, first Chandler and Monica will get married... hao, shou xian qian de he mo ni ka hui jie hun |
| [22:23.20] | and be filthy rich, by the way. hai hui fa da cai |
| [22:25.64] | But it won' t work out. dan hun yin hui po lie |
| [22:27.87] | I know. tian na shi a |
| [22:30.48] | Then I' ll marry Chandler for the money. ran hou wo hui wei qian jia gei qian de |
| [22:33.18] | And you' ll marry Rachel and have the beautiful kids. ni hui qu rui qiu sheng ji ge piao liang xiao hai |
| [22:36.82] | Great. tai hao le |
| [22:38.89] | But then we ditch them and we get married. jie zhe wo men jiu pao qi ta men jie hun |
| [22:41.99] | We' ll have Chandler' s money and Rachel' s kids. wo men hui you qian de de cai chan rui qiu de hai zi |
| [22:44.83] | Getting custody will be easy because of Rachel' s drinking problem. jian hu quan hen hao qiang, yin wei rui qiu xu jiu |
| [22:50.10] | What about Ross? na luo si ne? |
| [22:51.37] | I don' t want to go into the whole thing. wo bu xiang duo shuo, bu guo |
| [22:53.77] | But we have words and I kill him. wo men chao jia, wo sha le ta |
| [00:04.33] | Did everything go okay with the annulment? shǒu xù bàn dé hái shùn lì ma? |
| [00:06.94] | No problems. It' s all taken care of. méi wèn tí, dōu bàn hǎo le |
| [00:09.44] | Ross, thank you. luó sī, xiè xiè nǐ |
| [00:12.34] | Want to go see a movie? nǐ men yào bú yào qù kàn diàn yǐng |
| [00:14.11] | Yeah, why not? hǎo a |
| [00:15.31] | I' ll get my sweater. wǒ qù chuān máo yī hǎo |
| [00:20.25] | Want to hear something weird? xiǎng bù xiǎng tīng yī jiàn qí guài de shì? |
| [00:22.02] | Always. dāng rán |
| [00:24.99] | I didn' t get the annulment. wǒ méi qù bàn zhù xiāo |
| [00:28.32] | What? shén me? |
| [00:29.62] | We' re still married. wǒ men hái shì fū qī |
| [00:32.36] | Don' t tell Rachel. See you later. bú yào gào sù ruì qiū, dāi huì jiàn |
| [00:38.20] | Do you have any gum? nǐ yǒu kǒu xiāng táng ma? |
| [00:41.87] | Wait! Wait! Ross, can I just talk to you for just a second? děng děng! luó sī, kě yǐ gēn nǐ tán yī xià ma? |
| [00:46.01] | We' ll be late for the movie. dàn shì diàn yǐng kuài kāi yǎn le |
| [00:48.01] | There' s a cab. Taxi! nà lǐ yǒu jì chéng chē, jì chéng chē |
| [00:50.51] | That' s great. |
| [00:52.31] | What timing! My God, huh? There you go. lái de zhèng hǎo, shàng chē ba |
| [00:55.68] | We' re gonna walk. It' s right at the Angelika. wǒ men yào zǒu qù qián miàn dí ān jié lì xì yuàn |
| [00:58.62] | The Angelika! Go! Go! ān jié lì xì yuàn, kāi chē |
| [01:02.29] | You didn' t get the annulment?! nǐ méi qù zhù xiāo? |
| [01:04.23] | I know. wǒ zhī dào |
| [01:07.46] | I tried, but when I got to my lawyer' s office, all I heard was: wǒ shì guò, dàn zài lǜ shī lóu wǒ zhǐ tīng dào |
| [01:11.07] | " Three divorces! Three divorces!" " lí hūn sān cì, lí hūn sān cì" |
| [01:13.77] | Yes, in that high voice. méi cuò, shì nǚ gāo yīn |
| [01:17.27] | I just don' t want my tombstone to read: " Ross Geller: Three Divorces." wǒ bù xī wàng wǒ de mù bēi shàng kè zhe " luó sī gài lēi, lí hūn sān cì" |
| [01:22.04] | Don' t worry about that. Your tombstone can say whatever you want. nǐ bù bì dān xīn nà gè nǐ ài kè shén me jiù kè shén me |
| [01:25.88] | It can say, " Ross Geller: Good at Marriage." nǐ kě yǐ kè " luó sī gài lēi, hūn yīn gāo shǒu" |
| [01:29.65] | You know? Mine' s gonna say, " Phoebe Buffay: Buried Alive." wǒ de huì kè " fēi bǐ bù fēi, huó mái zài cǐ" |
| [01:34.56] | All I know is, I can' t have another failed marriage. fǎn zhèng wǒ bù néng zài tiān yī cì shī bài hūn yīn |
| [01:38.29] | So you' re gonna be married to a girl who doesn' t even know about it? suǒ yǐ nǐ yào qǔ gè bù zhī qíng de nǚ shēng? |
| [01:42.43] | Woman. Sorry. nǚ rén, bào qiàn |
| [01:46.27] | Okay, so I don' t have it all worked out quite yet. wǒ hái méi xiǎng hǎo yào zěn me zuò |
| [01:49.50] | Just don' t say anything to Rachel. bài tuō nǐ xiān bié gào sù ruì qiū |
| [01:52.07] | Rachel is one of my closest friends. ruì qiū shì wǒ zuì yāo hǎo de péng yǒu zhī yī |
| [01:55.31] | But being the only one that knows about this makes me feel special. Okay. bù guò dāng wéi yī zhī qíng de rén gǎn jué bù lài hǎo ba |
| [02:02.45] | Okay, stop, stop! Phoebe? tíng chē fēi bǐ? |
| [02:05.12] | Hey, Rach! ruì qiū |
| [02:07.69] | What was that? nǐ zài gǎo shén me? |
| [02:09.49] | Sorry. Mixup. bào qiàn, nòng cuò le |
| [02:12.19] | How was the movie? diàn yǐng hǎo kàn ma? |
| [02:14.26] | I haven' t seen it yet. wǒ hái méi kàn |
| [02:16.33] | You' d better hurry. The Angelika! Go! nà jiù yào kuài le ān jié lì xì yuàn, kāi chē |
| [02:19.27] | bù |
| [02:22.04] | The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel běn jí bō chū:" ruì qiū de fǎn yìng" |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [03:02.84] | When I move in, can I get a gumball machine? děng wǒ men tóng jū wǒ kě yǐ mǎi yī tái pào pào táng jī ma? |
| [03:05.55] | Of course. Joey wouldn' t let you have one? dāng rán kě yǐ, qiáo yī bù ràng nǐ mǎi? |
| [03:08.72] | No, when it comes to sweets, he' s surprisingly strict. duì, tā duì tián shí yāo qiú tè bié yán |
| [03:13.02] | Did you tell him you' re moving out? nǐ xiǎng hǎo yào zěn me shuō le ma? |
| [03:15.39] | No, I keep trying. And I can get out," Joey, I have to.." hái méi, wǒ shì le hǎo jǐ cì wǒ zhǐ néng shuō chū" qiáo yī, wǒ dé" |
| [03:18.93] | Then I lose my nerve and I finish with, " go to the bathroom." rán hòu jiù tuì suō gǎi shuō" qù shàng cè suǒ" |
| [03:23.46] | He may think I' m sick. tā kě néng yǐ wéi wǒ yǒu bìng |
| [03:25.87] | I have to tell Rachel, but.... We just gotta get it over with. wǒ zhēn de dé gào sù ruì qiū le zǎo sǐ zǎo chāo shēng |
| [03:29.60] | Next time we see them, we' ll just tell them. That' s it. xià cì jiàn dào tā men, wǒ men jiù shuō |
| [03:33.04] | That' s how it' ll work now? You' ll just order me around? jiù zhè me jué dìng yǐ hòu nǐ dōu yào zhè yàng zhǐ shǐ wǒ shì ba? |
| [03:37.08] | Pretty much. All right. chà bù duō hǎo |
| [03:41.28] | Hey, man, you feeling better? mó nī kǎ nǐ yǒu méi yǒu hǎo yì diǎn? |
| [03:48.09] | We have something to tell you. qiáo yī, wǒ men yǒu shì yào shuō |
| [03:50.79] | Oh, my God! tiān na |
| [03:52.29] | You' re pregnant! nǐ huái yùn le |
| [03:55.66] | No! bú shì |
| [03:57.50] | méi yǒu ba? bú shì |
| [04:01.00] | Look, Joe, here' s the thing. qiáo yī, shì zhè yàng de |
| [04:04.97] | Monica and I have decided to live together, here. mó nī kǎ hé wǒ jué dìng zài zhè lǐ tóng jū |
| [04:09.61] | I' m gonna be moving out, man. suǒ yǐ wǒ huì bān chū lái |
| [04:18.95] | I' m really happy for you guys. Congratulations. See you later. wǒ zhēn tì nǐ men gāo xìng gōng xǐ, huí jiàn |
| [04:24.19] | Are you okay? děng děng, qiáo yī, nǐ hái hǎo ma? |
| [04:25.46] | I gotta go. I' ve got an acting job. hěn hǎo, wǒ dé zǒu le, wǒ yǒu xì yào yǎn |
| [04:30.10] | Like you' d believe that. nǐ men huì xìn cái guài |
| [04:33.20] | This sucks! tǎo yàn la |
| [04:34.87] | I' ll be across the hall. And I promise you... wǒ zhǐ shì yào bān dào duì mén, wǒ bǎo zhèng |
| [04:37.71] | the minute Monica and I break up, I' m moving right back in. mó nī kǎ hé wǒ yī fēn shǒu wǒ jiù huí qù gēn nǐ zhù |
| [04:42.34] | Maybe that' s now. nǐ shì shuō xiàn zài ma? |
| [04:45.28] | If you' re gonna move in with him... hǎo, rú guǒ nǐ yào gēn tā zhù |
| [04:47.48] | I feel it is my responsibility to tell you the truth about him. wǒ yǒu zé rèn jiē chuān tā dí zhēn miàn mù |
| [04:51.15] | He' s a terrible roommate. Terrible. tā shì gè hěn làn de shì yǒu |
| [04:53.45] | He forgets to.... tā huì wàng jì |
| [04:56.32] | He always, he always.... tā lǎo shì |
| [04:59.59] | Who am I kidding? He' s the best roommate! wǒ piàn shuí a, tā zuì bàng le |
| [05:06.87] | Hey, Phoebe. Hey. fēi bǐ |
| [05:08.87] | Oh, look, here' s an article about people who marry people and don' t tell them. yǒu yī piān wén zhāng zài tǎo lùn jié le hūn què bù gào sù duì fāng de rén |
| [05:12.77] | Really? Yeah, I' m reading Ross Geller Magazine. zhēn de? duì, wǒ zài kàn luó sī gài lēi zá zhì |
| [05:18.61] | Have you seen Rachel? fēi bǐ, nǐ yǒu kàn dào ruì qiū ma? |
| [05:19.78] | No, why? I have some exciting news. méi yǒu, zěn yàng? wǒ yǒu gè hǎo xiāo xī |
| [05:22.52] | You' re pregnant. nǐ huái yùn le |
| [05:25.02] | No! bú shì |
| [05:27.62] | Chandler and I are moving in together. qián dé hé wǒ jué dìng tóng jū |
| [05:29.69] | Oh, that' s good! tài hǎo le |
| [05:31.46] | But if you were pregnant, what would you name it? Hint, Phoebe. bù guò rú guǒ nǐ yǒu bǎo bǎo yào jiào shén me? tí shì: fēi bǐ |
| [05:39.07] | What' s up? zěn me yàng? |
| [05:42.30] | Chandler and I are moving in together. qián dé hé wǒ yào zhù zài yì qǐ |
| [05:44.94] | Oh, my God. tiān na |
| [05:47.44] | Oh, my little sister and my best friend... wǒ mèi mei hé wǒ de sǐ dǎng |
| [05:51.25] | shacking up. gǎo zài yì qǐ |
| [05:54.55] | That' s great. That' s great. tài hǎo le |
| [05:57.49] | Guys, I' m happy too. wèi, wǒ yě hěn gāo xìng |
| [05:59.22] | Okay, come here. hǎo, yì qǐ lái |
| [06:01.62] | Big day, huh? People moving in. People getting annulled. jīn tiān zhēn rè nào yǒu rén yào tóng jū, yǒu rén bàn zhù xiāo |
| [06:09.40] | I gotta go find Rachel. wǒ yào qù zhǎo ruì qiū le, bù guò |
| [06:11.50] | If you see her, give her some really bad news, so mine doesn' t seem so bad. nǐ men néng bù néng xiān guàn xiē huài xiāo xī gěi tā jiǎn qīng yī xiē chōng jī? |
| [06:16.54] | zài jiàn |
| [06:19.27] | Something bad to tell Rachel. jiǎng gěi ruì qiū tīng de huài xiāo xī |
| [06:23.41] | Bad news for Rachel. What could that be? shén me shì tā de huài xiāo xī? |
| [06:27.08] | Can you just lay off, please? nǐ néng bù néng bié zài tí le? |
| [06:29.62] | My life is an embarrassment. I should just go live under somebody' s stairs. wǒ de rén shēng hěn nán kān wǒ yīng gāi qù zhù zài bié rén de lóu tī dǐ xià |
| [06:34.99] | It' s not that big a deal. You' ll have been divorced three times. gēn běn méi nà me yán zhòng lí hūn sān cì yòu zěn yàng |
| [06:38.69] | You' ll have a life, you' ll date.. nǐ hái shì huì yǒu sī shēng huó huì yuē huì |
| [06:40.96] | No, I won' t. I' ll be at the bottom of the dating barrel now. cái bú huì wǒ de yuē huì zhǐ shù jiàng dào gǔ dǐ |
| [06:45.43] | The only guys below me will be FourDivorce Guy... bǐ wǒ dī de zhǐ yǒu lí hūn sì cì de rén |
| [06:48.44] | Murderer Guy... shā rén fàn hé |
| [06:50.67] | and geologists. dì zhì xué jiā |
| [06:53.71] | Ross, you' re being ridiculous. You are cute and smart and sweet. luó sī, nǐ bié shǎ le nǐ kě ài cōng míng yòu tǐ tiē |
| [06:57.98] | That is much more important than three stupid divorces. zhè bǐ lí hūn sān cì zhòng yào duō le |
| [07:01.35] | Have you dated anyone who' s been divorced three times? shì ma? nǐ jiāo guò lí hūn sān cì de nán péng yǒu ma? |
| [07:04.55] | That' s not fair. Most guys that have been divorced three times are 60. zhè yàng wèn bù gōng píng lí sān cì hūn de rén tōng cháng dōu 60 le |
| [07:10.63] | You' re young. nǐ duō nián qīng a |
| [07:13.66] | That' s true, I am young. wǒ shì hěn nián qīng |
| [07:15.96] | Well.... |
| [07:18.80] | Nobody cares about this except you. zhǐ yǒu nǐ zì jǐ zài yì |
| [07:21.50] | This embarrassment thing is all in your head. shén me nán kān dōu shì nǐ zài xiǎng xiàng |
| [07:25.84] | Here, I' ll show you. Come here. What? wǒ zhèng míng gěi nǐ kàn guò lái gàn ma? |
| [07:28.84] | Hi. My friend Ross is about to be divorced for the third time. wǒ péng yǒu luó sī jí jiāng sān dù lí hūn |
| [07:33.18] | But wouldn' t you date him? dàn nǐ men huì hé tā yuē huì ba? |
| [07:35.95] | And if you wait right here, I' ll go get Ross. nǐ men shāo hòu, wǒ qù zhǎo luó sī lái |
| [07:43.89] | Thought you were Rachel. wǒ hái yǐ wéi nǐ shì ruì qiū |
| [07:45.53] | What gave me away? wǒ nǎ lǐ lòu chū pò zhàn le? |
| [07:47.96] | I gotta tell her. wǒ dé gǎn kuài gào sù tā |
| [07:49.40] | I told Ross and Phoebe. She' s the only one left. wǒ yǐ jīng gào sù luó sī hé fēi bǐ zhǐ shèng tā le |
| [07:51.87] | It' s official. We' re moving in together. suǒ yǐ dà jiā dōu zhī dào le wǒ men què dìng yào tóng jū le |
| [07:54.74] | No turning back. Are you scared? Are you?! bù néng fǎn huǐ nǐ pà ma? pà ma? |
| [07:59.27] | No. bù pà |
| [08:00.58] | That was my scariest voice. You' re brave. nà shi wǒ zuì kě pà de shēng yīn nǐ zhēn yǒng gǎn |
| [08:07.55] | The worst day. jīn tiān zhēn cǎn |
| [08:08.92] | You' re finally making progress at work, then your boss calls you Racquel. nǐ yǐ wéi zì jǐ zhōng yú shòu zhòng shì le jié guǒ lǎo bǎn què jiào nǐ lā kòu ér |
| [08:14.72] | Listen, for the first four years of my work, everybody called me.... wǒ jìn gōng sī qián 4 nián dà jiā dōu jiào wǒ xià lā lā |
| [08:25.17] | Seriously. I believe you. shì zhēn de wǒ xiāng xìn |
| [08:28.77] | It was in the middle of a meeting, so no one wants to correct her. dāng shí zhèng zài kāi yuán gōng dà huì dāng rán bú huì yǒu rén jiū zhèng tā |
| [08:32.81] | So everyone' s calling me Racquel. yú shì dà jiā dōu jiào wǒ lā kòu ér |
| [08:34.78] | By the end of the day, the mailroom guys were calling me Rocky. dào le xià bān qián shōu fā shì de rén yǐ jīng jiào chéng luò jī le |
| [08:40.11] | Well, I still think you' re very, very nice and very pretty. wǒ hái shì jué de nǐ hěn hǎo hěn piào liàng |
| [08:44.65] | What? shén me? |
| [08:47.42] | All yours, babe. jiāo gěi nǐ le |
| [08:49.82] | ruì qiū, guò lái |
| [08:51.93] | Have a seat. zuò |
| [08:55.00] | Listen, Chandler and I... tīng wǒ shuō qián dé hé wǒ... |
| [08:58.10] | are going to live together. yào yì qǐ zhù zài... |
| [09:00.30] | Here. zhè lǐ |
| [09:04.67] | Oh, my God. tiān na |
| [09:07.38] | That' s so great! zhēn shì tài bàng le |
| [09:10.61] | I' m so happy for you guys! wǒ zhēn tì nǐ men gāo xìng |
| [09:13.21] | Really? zhēn de? |
| [09:14.62] | And that was so sweet of you to ask. nǐ zhēn hǎo, hái xiān wèn wǒ |
| [09:17.12] | The three of us are gonna have such a good time living together! tiān na wǒ men sān ge zài yì qǐ yí dìng huì hěn kāi xīn |
| [09:22.82] | Yes, we are. shì a |
| [09:25.03] | Chandler, you' ll have to watch those long showers you take... qián dé, nǐ zǎo shàng bù néng màn màn chōng zǎo le |
| [09:28.46] | because you know Racquel can' t be late. yīn wèi lā kòu ér bù néng chí dào |
| [09:33.13] | He' ll work on that. ruì qiū tā huì zhù yì de |
| [09:36.04] | This is so exciting! hǎo xīng fèn ō |
| [09:41.01] | Come and knock on our door lái qiāo wǒ de mén yǐng jí" sān rén xíng" zhǔ tí qū |
| [09:45.65] | We' ll be waiting for you wǒ men děng zhe nǐ |
| [09:54.06] | See? Once you know the stories, it' s not that bad. yī dàn zhī dào nèi qíng jiù méi nà me zāo le |
| [09:57.26] | First marriage: Wife' s hidden sexuality. Not my fault. dì yī cì, lǎo pó yǐn mán xìng xiàng bú shì wǒ de cuò |
| [10:02.00] | Second marriage: Said the wrong name at the altar. dì èr cì, xuān shì shí jiào cuò rén |
| [10:05.23] | A little my fault. yǒu yì diǎn diǎn shì wǒ de cuò |
| [10:08.17] | Third marriage: They shouldn' t let you get married... dì sān cì zěn me néng ràng... |
| [10:11.54] | when you' re drunk and have writing on your face. liǎn shàng tú yā de zuì guǐ jié hūn |
| [10:14.11] | Nevada' s fault. nèi huá dá zhōu de cuò |
| [10:17.21] | So what do you think, ladies? Who wouldn' t want to date him? nǐ men jué de zěn yàng? shuí huì méi xìng qù? shuí huì bù xiǎng hé tā yuē huì? |
| [10:21.52] | The divorces don' t bother me. I' d date him. lí hūn wú suǒ wèi, wǒ huì hé tā yuē huì |
| [10:24.12] | But not while he' s still married. dàn tā dé xiān huī fù zì yóu shēn |
| [10:25.85] | And you, wouldn' t you want to date? nà nǐ ne? nǐ yě xiǎng ba? |
| [10:28.09] | I' m not dating at all anymore. shì shí shàng wǒ zài yě bù yuē huì le |
| [10:30.29] | I was only dating guys that were bad for me. wǒ lǎo shì kàn shàng duì wǒ bù hǎo de nán rén |
| [10:33.13] | So I decided that.. zài wǒ jiě jué zhè gè |
| [10:34.80] | Good. Good. Whatever. suí biàn la |
| [10:37.57] | And you, Meg? méi gé nǐ ne? |
| [10:38.80] | Well, I don' t care about the divorces, either. wǒ yě bù zài yì lí hūn de shì |
| [10:41.80] | But I wouldn' t date him. dàn wǒ bú huì hé tā yuē huì |
| [10:44.14] | Normally, he doesn' t sweat this much. tā píng cháng bú huì liú zhè me duō hàn |
| [10:48.21] | It' s just that he' s obviously still in love with this Rachel girl. tā xiǎn rán hái ài zhe zhè gè ruì qiū |
| [10:52.11] | What? shén me? |
| [10:53.41] | She said," He' s obviously still in love with this Rachel girl." tā shuō " tā xiǎn rán hái ài zhe zhè gè ruì qiū" |
| [10:59.85] | This is crazy. I mean, yes, Rachel is my good friend. zhè huà tài chě le méi cuò, ruì qiū shì wǒ de hǎo péng you |
| [11:03.42] | And I have loved her in the past... wǒ guò qù què shí ài guò tā |
| [11:06.29] | but now, she is just my wife. dàn xiàn zài tā zhǐ shì wǒ de qī zǐ |
| [11:10.90] | Phoebe, will you help me out here? fēi bǐ, bāng wǒ shuō jù huà hǎo ma? |
| [11:13.23] | Well, I thought you loved her when you married her. nǐ qǔ tā shí wǒ yě yǐ wéi nǐ ài tā |
| [11:16.54] | We were drunk! I would' ve married Joey with that amount of alcohol. wǒ men hē zuì le hē nà me duō wǒ lián qiáo yī dōu huì qǔ |
| [11:21.94] | You could do a lot worse than Joey Tribbiani! bǐ qiáo yī cuī bǐ yà ní làn de rén duō de shì |
| [11:27.15] | I' m sorry, but you guys are wrong. hěn bào qiàn, dàn shì nǐ men cuò le |
| [11:29.22] | I just don' t want to be divorced three times. wǒ zhǐ shì bù xiǎng lí sān cì hūn |
| [11:32.65] | Now he' s using this threedivorces reason... méi cuò, tā yǐ cǐ wéi jiè kǒu... |
| [11:35.22] | because he wants to stay married to her because he loves her. bù xiǎng lí hūn yīn wèi tā ài tā |
| [11:38.73] | I must say, well done. Bravo, Meg. wǒ bì xū shuō: méi gé, gàn dé hǎo |
| [11:42.83] | Fine. If this is what you think, forget about... hǎo, rú guǒ nǐ men zhè me xiǎng |
| [11:46.07] | the whole threedivorce thing. nà wǒ jiù bù guǎn le |
| [11:47.80] | I' ll go to my lawyer' s office right now and get this marriage annulled. wǒ xiàn zài jiù qù zhǎo lǜ shī bàn zhù xiāo |
| [11:52.34] | She means nothing to me. yīn wèi wǒ yì diǎn yě bù ài tā |
| [11:54.28] | Nothing! yì diǎn yě bù ài |
| [11:57.98] | Okay, now I wouldn' t date you because you seem a little creepy. xiàn zài shì nǐ de shén jīng zhì ràng wǒ fā máo |
| [12:02.18] | I am so attracted to him right now. wǒ tū rán jué de tā hǎo yǒu mèi lì |
| [12:09.76] | When will we tell Rachel what actually will happen? wǒ men shén me shí hòu yào gēn ruì qiū shuō shí huà |
| [12:12.76] | Soon. kuài le |
| [12:13.96] | I just couldn' t before. You saw how upset Joey got. wǒ gāng cái shuō bu chū kǒu nǐ yě kàn dào qiáo yī duō nàn guò |
| [12:17.00] | I couldn' t do it. She' s my best friend. wǒ bù rěn xīn shāng hài wǒ zuì hǎo de péng yǒu |
| [12:19.53] | Joey' s my best friend. qiáo yī yě shì wǒ zuì hǎo de péng yǒu |
| [12:21.84] | I' m not your best friend? wǒ bú shì ma? |
| [12:25.27] | You just said.. nǐ zì jǐ gāng cái shuō |
| [12:28.28] | Of course you' re my best friend. nǐ dāng rán shì |
| [12:31.31] | Would you tell Rachel? dàn qǐng nǐ gào sù ruì qiū hǎo ma? |
| [12:33.21] | All right. At least I' m prepared. hǎo la, zhì shǎo wǒ xiàn zài yǒu zhǔn bèi hǎo |
| [12:37.65] | Oh, yes. piào liàng |
| [12:41.06] | They' re not for you. Are you upset? I am now. bú shì gěi nǐ de, nǐ yǒu bù kāi xīn ma? xiàn zài yǒu le |
| [12:46.69] | Hey, roomie. shì yǒu |
| [12:48.53] | Okay, bye. hǎo, zài jiàn |
| [12:55.24] | There' s something important I have to tell you. ruì qiū, wǒ yǒu zhòng yào de shì yào gào sù nǐ |
| [12:59.04] | Are you pregnant? nǐ huái yùn le? |
| [13:01.58] | No, but I' m throwing this shirt away. méi yǒu, dàn wǒ yào rēng diào zhè jiàn yī fú |
| [13:05.25] | I think there was a little misunderstanding before. gāng cái yǒu yī xiē wù huì |
| [13:09.05] | When I said that Chandler and I wanted to live together... wǒ shuō qián dé hé wǒ xiǎng zhù zài yì qǐ |
| [13:14.56] | we meant alone together. yì sī shì zhǐ yǒu wǒ men liǎng gè rén |
| [13:21.56] | Oh, my God. That' s funny. I can' t believe I did that. tiān na, zhēn hǎo xiào, wǒ jū rán huì wù huì |
| [13:25.00] | No, sweetie. You know what? This is my fault. bù, shì wǒ bù hǎo |
| [13:27.90] | I wasn' t clear. wǒ méi shuō qīng chǔ |
| [13:29.74] | I' m really sorry. zhēn de hěn bào qiàn |
| [13:32.51] | Listen, you take as much time as you need to move out, okay? nǐ kě yǐ màn màn zhǎo fáng zi |
| [13:36.18] | There' s absolutely no rush. yì diǎn yě bù yòng jí |
| [13:39.11] | Okay. hǎo |
| [13:43.85] | hǎo |
| [13:47.39] | Don' t you want a cookie? nǐ bù chī bǐng gān ma? |
| [13:49.86] | Sure. hǎo a |
| [13:53.56] | Thanks. xiè xiè |
| [13:54.86] | Do you need a tissue? xū yào miàn zhǐ ma? |
| [14:00.27] | Where did you get these? I made them. zhè shì nǎ lǐ de bǐng gān? wǒ zuò de |
| [14:03.04] | Oh, God, they' re so yummy! tiān na, zhēn hǎo chī |
| [14:08.68] | Okay, whose is this? That' s mine. zhè shì shuí de? wǒ de |
| [14:11.45] | And what about this? Whose is this? That' s mine. nà zhè gè ne? yě shì wǒ de |
| [14:13.95] | Okay, whose dishwashing soap is this? nà zhè guàn xǐ wǎn jīng ne? |
| [14:17.38] | That was here when we moved in. wǒ men bān jìn lái shí jiù yǒu le |
| [14:21.96] | Oh, I guess it really is concentrated. nán guài nóng chéng zhè yàng |
| [14:28.03] | It' s gonna be weird when I come home and you' re not here. yǐ hòu wǒ huí jiā nǐ jiù bù zài le |
| [14:31.80] | No more Joey and Chan' s. méi yǒu qiáo yī hé qián dé jiā le |
| [14:33.80] | No more J and C' s. méi yǒu qiáo hé qián jiā le |
| [14:36.37] | Want to go to Joey and Chandler' s? Can' t. It' s not there. " yào bú yào qù qiáo yī hé qián dé jiā?" " bù xíng, yǐ jīng bù zài le" |
| [14:40.57] | I' ll be across the hall. We can still do all the same stuff. wǒ zhǐ shì bān dào duì miàn wǒ men hái shì kě yǐ gēn yǐ qián yí yàng |
| [14:44.21] | We won' t be able to have those long talks at night... dàn yǐ hòu jiù bù néng bàn yè qǐ lái |
| [14:47.25] | about our feelings and the future. cù xī cháng tán gǎn jué hé wèi lái le |
| [14:50.32] | Not once did we do that. wǒ men yī cì yě méi zuò guò |
| [14:52.99] | Don' t you remember that night, it was late and I was feeling sick... bú shì yǒu yī cì hěn wǎn le, wǒ bù shū fu |
| [14:56.89] | and you said I would feel better tomorrow? nǐ shuō wǒ" míng tiān" jiù huì hǎo yì diǎn? |
| [15:02.06] | Oh, yeah. I remember that. duì, wǒ jì de |
| [15:04.30] | I don' t know. I' m just gonna miss living with you. wǒ huì xiǎng niàn nèi xiē shì |
| [15:08.20] | Yeah, me too, man. wǒ yě shì |
| [15:10.84] | What the hell is that? That' s disgusting. nà shi shén me? hào wù xīn |
| [15:17.51] | I told Rachel that it' s just gonna be the two of us. wǒ gào sù ruì qiū wǒ men yào zì jǐ zhù le |
| [15:20.88] | Oh, yeah? Well, how' d she take it? shì ma? tā hái hǎo ma? |
| [15:23.75] | Really well. fēi cháng hǎo |
| [15:25.75] | Surprisingly well. lìng rén yì wài de hǎo |
| [15:27.55] | She didn' t cry. She wasn' t angry or sad. méi yǒu kū, yě méi yǒu shēng qì huò nán guò |
| [15:33.69] | And you' re upset because you didn' t make your best friend cry? nǐ hěn bù shuǎng méi bǎ shǒu pà jiāo nòng kū? |
| [15:37.93] | All I' m asking for is a little emotion. wǒ zhǐ qiú yì diǎn zhēn qíng liú lù |
| [15:40.47] | Is that too much to ask after six years? wǒ men 6 nián shì yǒu yé |
| [15:42.87] | What, are Rachel and l not as close as you guys? wǒ men méi nǐ men yāo hǎo ma? |
| [15:45.81] | I mean, did we not have as much fun? Don' t I deserve a few tears? méi nǐ men kāi xīn ma? wǒ bù zhí de tā diào jǐ dī lèi ma? |
| [15:51.38] | When we told Joey, he cried his eyes out. qiáo yī yī tīng dào jiù kū de sǐ qù huó lái |
| [15:54.78] | I did not cry my eyes out! wǒ cái méi yǒu kū de sǐ qù huó lái |
| [15:57.95] | Come on, it' s like the end of an era. zhè jiù xiàng yí gè shí dài de jié shù |
| [16:00.29] | No more JMan and Channy' s! zài yě méi yǒu qiáo xiōng hé qián gē le |
| [16:04.22] | Okay, I gotta ask, who calls us that? wǒ yí dìng yào wèn yǒu shuí nà yàng jiào wǒ men? |
| [16:13.10] | You got married again? nǐ yòu jié hūn le |
| [16:16.40] | Yes. duì |
| [16:18.34] | So that' s your second marriage in two years? zhè shì nǐ 2 nián nèi dì èr cì jié hūn |
| [16:22.11] | Yes. Second in two years. duì, 2 nián liǎng cì |
| [16:24.65] | Third, overall. zǒng gòng sān cì |
| [16:27.75] | I have been a divorce attorney for 23 years... luó sī, wǒ dāng le 23 nián lí hūn lǜ shī |
| [16:30.75] | and never have I had so much business from one client. méi yǒu yí gè kè hù bǐ nǐ pěng chǎng |
| [16:35.76] | Why don' t you tell me what happened? gào sù wǒ zěn me huí shì |
| [16:39.49] | Basically, Rachel and I were in Vegas, a nd we got drunk. jī běn shàng, ruì qiū hé wǒ zài dǔ chéng wǒ men hē zuì le |
| [16:43.50] | I' m sorry, is this the same Rachel whose name you said... bào qiàn, tā jiù shì nǐ shàng cì jié hūn |
| [16:47.13] | at the altar in the second marriage? jiào cuò de nà gè ruì qiū? |
| [16:49.17] | Yes, yes, yes. duì |
| [16:51.27] | But I do not love her. dàn shì wǒ bìng bù ài tā |
| [16:54.68] | That' s better then. zhè jiù hǎo duō le |
| [16:57.78] | This was just a drunken mistake, and I need to get it annulled. zhè zhǐ shì jiǔ zuì fàn cuò, wǒ yào bàn zhù xiāo |
| [17:01.48] | I see. wǒ dǒng le |
| [17:03.05] | Have you considered therapy? nǐ kǎo lǜ guò jiē shòu zhì liáo ma? |
| [17:07.55] | I think just the annulment for today. wǒ xiǎng jīn tiān bàn zhù xiāo jiù hǎo le |
| [17:11.66] | There are some forms to fill out. Easy. yào tián jǐ fèn biǎo gé jiǎn dān |
| [17:14.23] | We' ll need witnesses who can testify that you were not of sound mind. bì xū yǒu zhèng rén zhèng míng nǐ men dāng shí shén zhì bù qīng |
| [17:18.83] | No problem. méi wèn tí |
| [17:20.97] | We' ll need you and Rachel to testify before a judge. nǐ hé ruì qiū dé xiàng fǎ guān shuō míng |
| [17:27.81] | There' s no way to do this without her? bù néng bù zhǎo tā ma? |
| [17:30.34] | Because I kind of already told her it was taken care of. wǒ yǐ jīng gào sù tā shì qíng dōu bàn tuǒ le |
| [17:34.42] | Of course you did. nǐ dāng rán zhè me shuō |
| [17:38.32] | Look, you can' t get an annulment unless you and Rachel are both there. luó sī, nǐ hé ruì qiū dōu zài chǎng cái néng bàn lǐ zhù xiāo |
| [17:44.53] | What about someone who looks like Rachel? nà zhǎo yí gè zhǎng de xiàng ruì qiū de rén ne? |
| [17:49.23] | I will think about the therapy. wǒ huì kǎo lǜ jiē shòu zhì liáo |
| [17:58.91] | So I was thinking that maybe we should start dividing up our stuff. wǒ xiǎng wǒ men yīng gāi kāi shǐ fēn dōng xī le |
| [18:03.94] | Okay. hǎo |
| [18:05.91] | No point in dragging it out. méi bì yào tuō tuō lā lā de |
| [18:08.38] | Dragging out the long process of you moving out... wǒ shì shuō nǐ bān zǒu |
| [18:11.72] | and us not living together anymore. wǒ men fēn kāi de shì |
| [18:14.32] | hǎo |
| [18:20.93] | What about this? Who gets this? ruì qiū, zhè gè yào guī shuí? |
| [18:23.70] | I don' t know if I want it because it might be too many memories. wǒ bù zhī dào wǒ xiǎng bù xiǎng yào tā yǒu tài duō huí yì |
| [18:29.10] | What is that? I don' t know. nà shi shén me? wǒ bù zhī dào |
| [18:34.21] | How about this? I want you to have the big plate. ruì qiū, dà pán zi ne? wǒ yào nǐ liú zhe dà pán zi |
| [18:38.08] | Wow, Monica, thanks. I love this plate. xiè xiè, wǒ hěn xǐ huān zhè gè pán zi |
| [18:41.72] | Something to remember me by. zhè yàng nǐ jiù huì jì de wǒ |
| [18:45.75] | Mon, you' re not dying. I' m just moving out. nǐ yòu bú shì kuài sǐ le wǒ zhǐ shì yào bān chū qù |
| [18:49.32] | We' re gonna see each other all the time. wǒ men hái shì huì tiān tiān jiàn miàn |
| [18:52.16] | But still, it' s a big change. dàn zhè shì gè dà zhuǎn biàn |
| [18:55.26] | The end of an era, you might say. shèn zhì shì yí gè shí dài de jié shù |
| [19:01.30] | Are you okay? You' re not blinking. nǐ hái hǎo ma? yǎn jīng dōu méi zhǎ |
| [19:04.40] | I' m fine. I was thinking about how it' s an end of an era. wǒ hěn hǎo wǒ zhǐ shì zài xiǎng yí gè shí dài yào jié shù le |
| [19:09.01] | Oh, all right. hǎo ba |
| [19:12.48] | But I gotta say, I don' t think six years counts as an era. dàn lǎo shí shuō 6 nián yīng gāi chēng bù shàng yī ge shí dài |
| [19:16.95] | An era is defined as a significant period of time. yí gè shí dài jiù shì yī duàn zhòng yào de rì zi |
| [19:20.02] | It was significant for me. Maybe it wasn' t significant to you! wǒ jué de zhòng yào huò xǔ nǐ bù jué de zhòng yào |
| [19:23.62] | What is the matter with you? What is the matter with you?! nǐ shì zěn me le? nǐ cái zěn me le? |
| [19:28.46] | Why aren' t you more upset? nǐ wèi shí me méi yǒu gèng bù kāi xīn? |
| [19:30.30] | Aren' t you gonna be sad that we' re not living together? wǒ men yào fēn kāi le nǐ bù nán guò ma? |
| [19:33.63] | Aren' t you gonna miss me at all? nǐ dōu bú huì xiǎng wǒ ma? |
| [19:35.87] | Monica, all right. But don' t get mad at me. hǎo ba, shuō chū lái nǐ bié shēng qì |
| [19:40.44] | It' s just a little hard to believe. wǒ zhǐ shì yǒu diǎn nán yǐ xiāng xìn |
| [19:43.81] | What' s hard to believe? nán yǐ xiāng xìn shén me? |
| [19:45.45] | I mean, it' s you guys. You do this kind of stuff, you know? nǐ men a, nǐ men jiù shì zhè yàng |
| [19:49.85] | You were gonna get married in Vegas, and then you backed out. nǐ men zài dǔ chéng shuō yào jié hūn yòu bù jié le |
| [19:54.19] | I' m not upset because I don' t see you going through with it. I' m sorry. wǒ bìng bù rèn wéi nǐ men huì zhēn de tóng jū duì bù qǐ |
| [20:04.73] | It' s going to happen. ruì qiū, shì qíng yǐ jīng què dìng le |
| [20:07.17] | Chandler will move in here. qián dé huì bān jìn lái |
| [20:08.74] | But I.. I know, just let me finish, okay? dàn shì nǐ xiān tīng wǒ shuō wán |
| [20:12.57] | This isn' t something that we just impulsively decided to do in Vegas. zhè bú shì zài dǔ chéng de yī shí chōng dòng |
| [20:16.58] | This is something that we both really want. wǒ men zhēn de xiǎng yào zhù zài yì qǐ |
| [20:20.88] | And it is going to happen. wǒ men huì zhù zài yì qǐ |
| [20:24.08] | It is? shì ma? |
| [20:27.65] | Really? zhēn de? |
| [20:29.39] | Yeah, sweetie. méi cuò |
| [20:32.86] | You mean, we' re not gonna live together anymore? wǒ men bù néng zài zhù zài yì qǐ le? |
| [20:38.23] | bù xíng le |
| [20:42.44] | Oh, my God. I' m gonna miss you so much. tiān na, wǒ huì hǎo xiǎng nǐ |
| [20:45.41] | I' m gonna miss you. wǒ yě shì |
| [20:48.44] | I mean, it' s the end of an era! zhè shì yí gè shí dài de jié shù |
| [20:50.38] | I know! wǒ zhī dào |
| [20:55.35] | Okay, bye. Oh, no. zài jiàn yòu lái le |
| [20:58.45] | So did you get the annulment? nǐ qù bàn zhù xiāo le ma? |
| [21:00.95] | I couldn' t. I knew it. Because you love Rachel. wǒ bàn bù liǎo wǒ jiù zhī dào, yīn wèi nǐ ài ruì qiū |
| [21:04.89] | It' s not that. Annulments are more complicated.. bú shì nà yàng de shì qíng bǐ xiǎng xiàng zhōng fù zá |
| [21:08.06] | Complicated because of the love. ài ràng tā biàn de fù zá |
| [21:10.76] | I do not love Rachel. wǒ bù ài ruì qiū |
| [21:13.63] | I' m telling her about the whole thing... wǒ xiàn zài jiù qù gào sù tā |
| [21:15.77] | so we can get this marriage annulled as fast as possible. hǎo jǐn kuài bǎ shǒu xù bàn hǎo |
| [21:19.27] | Would I do that if I loved her? wǒ rú guǒ ài tā huì zhè me zuò ma? |
| [21:21.41] | I' ve never been more convinced of your love for her. wǒ xiàn zài gèng què xìn nǐ ài tā |
| [21:24.78] | I do not have feelings for Rachel, okay? wǒ duì ruì qiū méi yǒu gǎn jué, hǎo ma? |
| [21:32.05] | Oh, what' s wrong? zěn me le? |
| [21:35.56] | Monica and Chandler are moving in here... mó nī kǎ hé qián dé zhēn de yào tóng jū le |
| [21:37.92] | and I have to move out and everything is changing. wǒ dé bān chū qù, yī qiè dōu yào biàn le |
| [21:40.83] | Oh, my God, come here, come here. It' s okay. guò lái, bié nán guò, bú huì yǒu shì de |
| [21:44.60] | Everything' s gonna be okay. bú huì yǒu shì de |
| [21:47.10] | Thank you. Of course. xiè xiè nǐ bù kè qì |
| [22:00.05] | So Ross and Rachel got married. luó sī hé ruì qiū jié hūn le |
| [22:03.85] | Monica and Chandler almost got married. mó nī kǎ hé qián dé chà diǎn jié hūn |
| [22:06.85] | You think we should hook up? wǒ men yào bú yào sòng zuò duī? |
| [22:10.56] | Oh, we do. yào |
| [22:12.03] | But not just yet. dàn bú shì xiàn zài |
| [22:14.86] | Really? Well, when? shì ma? nà shi shén me shí hòu? |
| [22:19.97] | Well, first Chandler and Monica will get married... hǎo, shǒu xiān qián dé hé mó nī kǎ huì jié hūn |
| [22:23.20] | and be filthy rich, by the way. hái huì fā dà cái |
| [22:25.64] | But it won' t work out. dàn hūn yīn huì pò liè |
| [22:27.87] | I know. tiān na shì a |
| [22:30.48] | Then I' ll marry Chandler for the money. rán hòu wǒ huì wèi qián jià gěi qián dé |
| [22:33.18] | And you' ll marry Rachel and have the beautiful kids. nǐ huì qǔ ruì qiū shēng jǐ gè piào liàng xiǎo hái |
| [22:36.82] | Great. tài hǎo le |
| [22:38.89] | But then we ditch them and we get married. jiē zhe wǒ men jiù pāo qì tā men jié hūn |
| [22:41.99] | We' ll have Chandler' s money and Rachel' s kids. wǒ men huì yǒu qián dé de cái chǎn ruì qiū de hái zi |
| [22:44.83] | Getting custody will be easy because of Rachel' s drinking problem. jiān hù quán hěn hǎo qiǎng, yīn wèi ruì qiū xù jiǔ |
| [22:50.10] | What about Ross? nà luó sī ne? |
| [22:51.37] | I don' t want to go into the whole thing. wǒ bù xiǎng duō shuō, bù guò |
| [22:53.77] | But we have words and I kill him. wǒ men chǎo jià, wǒ shā le tā |
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