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Wow! You look nice. What' s the occasion? chuān zhè me shuài yào qù nǎ lǐ? |
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Monica and I are celebrating our 10month anniversary. mó nī kǎ hé wǒ yào qìng zhù mǎn shí gè yuè |
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Got reservations at JeanGeorge. wǒ men zài qiáo zhì fǎ guó cān tīng dìng le wèi zhì |
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How' d you get in? nǐ men zěn me jìn dé qù? |
| [00:13.27] |
Made a few calls, pulled some strings... dǎ le jǐ tōng diàn huà, dòng yòng yī xiē guān xì |
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... and they' ll seat us if we both have chicken and don' t get dessert. rú guǒ wǒ men dōu chī jī, bù jiào tián diǎn jiù ràng wǒ men 11: 30 jìn qù chī |
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Hi, Chandler. Hey, Caitlin. qián dé kǎi tè lín |
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Somebody got a haircut. xīn fà xíng ō |
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I hate it. I look like an 8yearold boy. wǒ hèn sǐ le, huó xiàng bā suì xiǎo nán hái |
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If that was true, gym class would' ve been more interesting. rú guǒ zhēn de shì zhè yàng nà yǐ qián shàng tǐ yù kè huì yǒu qù xǔ duō |
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It' s 27 even. Okay. Here you go. zhèng hǎo 27 měi yuán hǎo, gěi nǐ |
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Where' s the chicken? nǐ yǎng de jī ne? |
| [00:40.24] |
It' s in the back. The duck pissed him off. zài hòu tou, bèi zhè yā zǐ qì pǎo le |
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He said that eggs came first. yā zǐ shuō xiān yǒu dàn, cái yǒu jī |
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Thanks. I' ll see you later. Bye. xiè le, xià huí jiàn hǎo, zài jiàn |
| [00:51.98] |
What the hell was that? nǐ nà yàng suàn shì shén me? |
| [00:54.45] |
What? The flirting. shén me? dǎ qíng mà qiào |
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Aren' t you supposed to be going out with, let' s see, my sister? nǐ bú shì zhèng yào qù gēn shuí lái zhe wǒ mèi mei yuē huì? |
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I wasn' t flirting. wǒ méi zài dǎ qíng mà qiào a |
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It was totally flirting! " Somebody got a haircut...." nà gēn běn jiù shì dǎ qíng mà qiào " xīn fà xíng ō" |
| [01:08.40] |
First of all, the impression? Uncanny. hǎo, dì yī jiàn shì nǐ mó fǎng de hěn bié jiǎo |
| [01:12.27] |
Second, that wasn' t flirting. That was just casual conversation. dì èr, nà bú shì dǎ qíng mà qiào zhǐ shì liǎng gè rén xián huà jiā cháng ér yǐ |
| [01:16.74] |
Yeah, right. wǒ tīng nǐ zài shuō |
| [01:18.27] |
You wanna see flirting? I' ll show you. nǐ yào kàn dǎ qíng mà qiào? wǒ shì fàn gěi nǐ kàn |
| [01:21.64] |
I' m good. bù yòng le |
| [01:24.78] |
The One Where Ross Can' t Flirt běn jí bō chū:" tiáo qíng xùn shǒu" |
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| [02:12.19] |
I am so proud of Joey. wǒ zhēn tì qiáo yī gǎn dào jiāo ào |
| [02:13.86] |
He' s gonna be on Law and Order! I know. tā jìng rán yào yǎn" fǎ wǎng yóu lóng" wǒ zhī dào |
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Don' t you think it should be called Order and Law? kě shì nǐ bù jué de jiào" wǎng fǎ yóu lóng" bǐ jiào duì ma? |
| [02:19.70] |
No, because they arrest the guy and then try him. bú duì, dé xiān yǒu fǎ lǜ cái néng qù wǎng a |
| [02:22.70] |
Don' t get me started on that. wǒ huà xiá zi yī kāi kě jiù méi wán le |
| [02:26.04] |
I was not flirting. And on your anniversary. For shame! wǒ méi zài dǎ qíng mà qiào hái zài jì niàn rì dàng tiān, diū liǎn! |
| [02:30.15] |
What' s going on? zěn me le? |
| [02:31.35] |
He was hitting on the hot delivery girl. qián dé gēn wài sòng là mèi dǎ qíng mà qiào |
| [02:33.95] |
I was not. And oh, God! wǒ cái méi yǒu, bài tuō nǐ yě xiǎo shēng diǎn |
| [02:37.49] |
You were. If anyone should be hitting on her... yǒu jiù shì yǒu ér qiě jiù suàn yǒu shuí gēn yào tā dā shàn |
| [02:40.62] |
... it' s the guy who' s single... yě yīng gāi shì dān shēn de nán rén |
| [02:42.72] |
... the guy who can do something about it. yě yīng gāi shì yǒu gǎo tóu de rén ma |
| [02:45.03] |
Sounds like someone wants to be Mr. Pizza Delivery Girl. kàn lái yǒu rén xiǎng bǎ bǐ sà wài sòng mèi le |
| [02:50.53] |
Is that what this is about? You like Caitlin? yuán lái shì zhè yàng? nǐ xǐ huān kǎi tè lín? |
| [02:55.64] |
Ross, we broke up two years ago. You' ve been married since then. luó sī, wǒ men fēn shǒu dōu liǎng nián le zhōng jiān nǐ hái jié guò hūn |
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I think it' s okay that we see other people. wǒ men gè zì yuē huì yīng gāi méi wèn tí ba |
| [03:04.21] |
I was watching her at the pizza place. wǒ qián jǐ tiān zài bǐ sà diàn kàn dào tā |
| [03:07.38] |
And she was just so sexy and funny and has the cutest little tā xìng gǎn yòu fēng qù hái yǒu xiǎo qiǎo kě ài de |
| [03:12.22] |
We don' t need her measurements. sān wéi bù yòng shuō le |
| [03:15.56] |
Pepperoni, pepperoni, pepperoni. sān ge dōu shì yì dà lì là cháng bǐ sà |
| [03:17.73] |
She' s pretty and you love her, but is she stupid? luó sī, wǒ zhī dào tā rén měi nǐ yòu ài dàn tā shì bú shì chǔn le diǎn? |
| [03:22.16] |
She forgot my vegetarian. tā wàng le wǒ diǎn de sù shí bǐ sà |
| [03:24.43] |
This is perfect. She' ll have to come back here with your pizza. tài wán měi le tā yí dìng huì huí lái sòng nǐ de sù shí bǐ sà |
| [03:28.57] |
And when she does, I will turn on the charm " au" Ross. dào shí wǒ jiù zhǎn xiàn chū luó sī de mèi lì |
| [03:33.74] |
I am so glad you don' t eat meat. wǒ zhēn gāo xìng nǐ bù chī ròu |
| [03:36.54] |
See? Vegetarianism benefits everyone. kàn ba, chī sù duì dà jiā dōu hǎo |
| [03:40.35] |
Hey, everybody, look who' s here! You remember my grandmother. dà jiā kàn shì shuí lái le hái jì de wǒ zǔ mǔ ma? |
| [03:44.35] |
Big night! Yeah, it' s so cool. tài kù le |
| [03:46.59] |
Joey on Law and Order. You must be proud. qiáo yī cān yù" fǎ wǎng yóu lóng" yǎn chū nǐ yí dìng hěn jiāo ào ba |
| [03:49.42] |
She doesn' t understand a word of English. qián dé, tā wán quán tīng bù dǒng yīng wén |
| [03:51.93] |
I thought you were Joey' s other grandmother. bào qiàn, wǒ yǐ wéi nǐ shì qiáo yī de ā mā |
| [03:56.76] |
I' ve done it again. wǒ hái měng shuō yīng wén |
| [04:00.20] |
Nonnie' s my biggest fan. tā shì wǒ de tóu hào yǐng mí |
| [04:02.47] |
She' s the only one in the family who' s always believed in me. jiā zú lǐ zhǐ yǒu tā yí gè cóng tóu dào wěi dōu xiāng xìn wǒ |
| [04:07.31] |
Si. Big star. duì, tā shì dà míng xīng |
| [04:09.81] |
My big fat Joey star. wǒ de pàng pàng qiáo yī dà míng xīng |
| [04:16.65] |
Yeah, I weighed, like, 27 pounds when I was born. duì, wǒ chū shēng shì 27 bàng, suǒ yǐ |
| [04:23.83] |
Happy anniversary! Happy anniversary, 10 months. jì niàn rì kuài lè shí gè yuè jì niàn rì kuài lè |
| [04:28.90] |
In the shower I was thinking about our first night in London. wǒ gāng cái zài lín yù de shí hòu xiǎng qǐ wǒ men zài lún dūn de dì yī wǎn |
| [04:32.47] |
Joey' s grandmother' s right there. qiáo yī de zǔ mǔ lái le |
| [04:34.77] |
The one who speaks English? The one who doesn' t. huì shuō yīng wén de hái shì bú huì de nà gè? bú huì de nà gè |
| [04:37.57] |
That was some hot love you gave me. nà wǎn nǐ gěi de ài hái zhēn shì huǒ rè |
| [04:40.84] |
I' ll get ready. Wear those earrings I got you. wǒ qù zhǔn bèi yī xià bù rú dài wǒ sòng nǐ de ěr huán? |
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That' s a great idea. I was saving them for something special. hǎo zhǔ yì, jiù shì yào liú dào tè bié chǎng hé hǎo |
| [04:49.52] |
You' ve got to go home. But I like it here. nǐ dé huí jiā qù dàn shì wǒ xǐ huān zhè lǐ a |
| [04:53.99] |
Get the earrings you borrowed. He wants me to wear them. nǐ dé huí jiā ná wǒ jiè nǐ de ěr huán qián dé yào wǒ jīn wǎn dài nà fù ěr huán |
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I think they' re in my purse. Go get dressed and I' ll look for them. hǎo, yīng gāi shì fàng zài wǒ pí bāo lǐ nǐ qù chuān yī fu, wǒ qù zhǎo hǎo |
| [05:04.87] |
I need those earrings you borrowed. ruì qiū, wǒ yào ná huí wǒ jiè nǐ de ěr huán |
| [05:11.21] |
Yeah, I' ll be right back. hǎo, wǒ mǎ shàng huí lái |
| [05:23.69] |
Phoebe, you speak ltalian? fēi bǐ, nǐ huì shuō yì dà lì wén? |
| [05:25.49] |
I guess so. wǒ cāi shì ba |
| [05:30.73] |
Here you go. Thanks. Where' s the other one? lái, xiè xiè nǐ děng děng lìng wài yí gè ne? |
| [05:33.80] |
Oh, what, you want both of them? That' s a little greedy, don' t you think? nǐ liǎng gè dōu yào? huì bú huì tài tān xīn le? |
| [05:38.83] |
Rachel Karen Greene, where' s the other one? ruì qiū gé lín, lìng yí gè ěr huán ne? |
| [05:41.60] |
Look, just don' t freak out, but I kind of lost it. hǎo la, nǐ xiān bié shēng qì hǎo xiàng bú jiàn le |
| [05:44.84] |
I know it' s in the apartment, but I definitely lost it. hái zài gōng yù lǐ, dàn yí dìng bú jiàn le |
| [05:48.91] |
What' ll I tell Monica? She wants to wear them tonight. nà wǒ yào zěn me gēn mó nī kǎ shuō? tā jīn wǎn jiù yào dài |
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Tell her to wear her own earrings. These are her earrings. jiào tā dài zì jǐ de ěr huán zhè jiù shì tā de ěr huán |
| [05:55.62] |
bú huì ba |
| [05:58.19] |
You lent me her earrings? I' m not allowed to borrow her stuff! nǐ bǎ mó nī kǎ de ěr huán jiè wǒ? wǒ bù néng jiè tā de dōng xī yé |
| [06:03.49] |
Why not? Because I lose her stuff! wèi shí me? yīn wèi wǒ dōu huì nòng diū |
| [06:13.84] |
You see that blind guy? I' m gonna bash his head in later. kàn dào nà gè máng rén méi? wǒ děng yī xià huì tòng dǎ tā yī dùn |
| [06:20.01] |
My big scene' s coming up. The big scene coming up. wǒ de zhǔ xì jiù kuài lái le zhǔ xì jiù kuài lái le |
| [06:23.98] |
If you said, " Big lima bean bubbling up," would she know the difference? ruò nǐ shuō" chī pú táo bù tǔ pú táo pí" tā huì bú huì bǐ jiào dǒng? |
| [06:30.65] |
What are you doing? ruì qiū, nǐ zài gàn ma? |
| [06:32.49] |
Oh, I just can' t watch. It' s too scary. wǒ bù gǎn kàn, tài kǒng bù le |
| [06:36.69] |
It' s a diaper commercial. xiàn zài shì mài niào bù de guǎng gào |
| [06:39.23] |
Yeah, well, you know me. Babies, responsibilities.... nǐ yě zhī dào wǒ de xiǎo hái a, zé rèn, xià sǐ rén |
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Pizza delivery. I' ll get it! I will get that! bǐ sà wài sòng wǒ lái kāi wǒ lái ná |
| [06:51.64] |
How does my hair look? wǒ de fà xíng rú hé? |
| [06:53.14] |
Ross, it hasn' t moved since 1996. luó sī, nǐ cóng 96 nián jiù méi biàn guò le |
| [07:01.95] |
One vegetarian pizza. It' s 12. 50. yí gè sù shí bǐ sà 12. 5 měi yuán |
| [07:06.69] |
By the way, if it makes you feel any better... duì le, rú guǒ zhè huì ràng nǐ hǎo guò xiē |
| [07:09.36] |
... I happen to like 8yearold boys. wǒ zhèng hǎo hěn xǐ huān bā suì nán hái |
| [07:15.83] |
What? shén me? |
| [07:19.73] |
Your hair. Before. Your hair. nǐ de tóu fà zhī qián nǐ shuō guò |
| [07:21.94] |
You said you thought your hair looked like an 8yearold boy' s... nǐ de fà xíng hěn xiàng bā suì nán hái |
| [07:26.24] |
... and I' m just saying I like it. wǒ shuō wǒ hěn xǐ huān |
| [07:28.78] |
The hair. nǐ de fà xíng |
| [07:32.11] |
Thanks. xiè xiè |
| [07:36.18] |
You understand, I don' t actually like 8yearold boys. wǒ bú shì zhēn de xǐ huān bā suì nán hái |
| [07:42.02] |
All I' m looking for is the money. wǒ zài děng nǐ zhǎo qián |
| [07:44.46] |
Here you go. Stop bringing us pizzas, you. zhè lǐ bié zài bāng wǒ men sòng bǐ sà le |
| [07:47.20] |
I' m gonna try. wǒ dōu kuài kū le |
| [07:52.23] |
You' re welcome. bù kè qì |
| [07:53.60] |
You couldn' t let me have her, could you? nǐ jiù shì bù xiǎng kàn wǒ dé shǒu, duì ba? |
| [07:57.10] |
This is a girl I really like, and you had to swoop in there! shén me? wǒ zhēn de hěn xǐ huān zhè gè nǚ hái nǐ gàn ma yào lái còu rè nào? |
| [08:01.24] |
What? zěn me le? |
| [08:02.38] |
Chandler was flirting with the hot delivery girl. qián dé chōng zhe wài sòng là mèi dǎ qíng mà qiào |
| [08:07.11] |
Thank you for that. zhēn shì duō xiè nǐ le |
| [08:10.49] |
I was not flirting. wǒ méi yǒu dǎ qíng mà qiào |
| [08:11.79] |
It' s okay. I don' t care. That' s fine. méi guān xì, wǒ bù zài yì, wú suǒ wèi |
| [08:14.09] |
Really? shén me? zhēn de? |
| [08:16.59] |
It' s no big deal. I do it all the time. xiǎo shì yī jiàn, wǒ dòng bù dòng yě shì |
| [08:22.43] |
You flirt with guys all the time? nǐ dòng bù dòng jiù gēn rén dǎ qíng mà qiào? |
| [08:25.33] |
It doesn' t mean anything. Just like it doesn' t mean anything with you. shì a, nà yòu bù dài biǎo shén me nǐ bú shì yě méi bié de yì sī |
| [08:29.77] |
There' s a difference. You' re a lot hotter. duì, dàn shì yǒu yì diǎn hěn bù yí yàng nǐ bǐ wǒ là duō le |
| [08:32.34] |
True story. zhè shì zhēn de |
| [08:35.34] |
This actually bothers you? qián dé, nǐ zhēn de jiè yì? |
| [08:36.98] |
Yes, and I think it' d bother a lot of people. duì, wǒ shì jiè yì wǒ xiǎng hěn duō rén dōu huì jiè yì |
| [08:39.75] |
When you and Ross dated... ruì qiū, nǐ hé luó sī zài yì qǐ nà shí |
| [08:41.58] |
... did it bother you when he flirted with other women? tā gēn bié de nǚ rén dǎ qíng mà qiào nǐ huì bú huì jiè yì? |
| [08:44.85] |
No, it bothered me when he slept with other women. bú huì tā gēn bié de nǚ rén shàng chuáng wǒ cái huì jiè yì |
| [08:51.99] |
And thank you for that. zhēn shì duō xiè le |
| [08:55.00] |
I never had to worry. dàn qí shí wǒ méi shà hǎo dān xīn de |
| [08:57.10] |
He was never good at the flirting thing. luó sī cóng lái jiù bù tài huì dǎ qíng mà qiào |
| [08:59.43] |
What? shén me? |
| [09:02.47] |
What are you talking about? It worked with you. nǐ zài shuō shí mǒ? duì nǐ bù jiù yǒu xiào |
| [09:05.54] |
No, you' re right. nǐ shuō dí zhēn shì duì jí le |
| [09:06.94] |
We met, you flirted and then bam! Nine years later, you had me. wǒ men rèn shi, nǐ duì wǒ dǎ qíng mà qiào jiǔ nián hòu nǐ zhōng yú zhuī dào wǒ le |
| [09:12.68] |
All right. hǎo |
| [09:14.12] |
You know what I' ll do? I' ll order another pizza. jiù zhè me bàn wǒ zài lái diǎn gè bǐ sà |
| [09:17.39] |
And when Caitlin gets here... děng kǎi tè lín lái de shí hòu |
| [09:19.82] |
... I will show you how well I flirt. wǒ jiù lái ràng nǐ men jiàn shí yī xià wǒ yǒu duō huì dǎ qíng mà qiào |
| [09:22.86] |
I will get her phone number. wǒ hái néng yào dào tā de diàn huà hào mǎ |
| [09:25.13] |
And not the one on the menu. bú shì bǐ sà diàn de diàn huà la |
| [09:30.63] |
I found it. Thank God! Where was it? wǒ zhǎo dào le xiè tiān xiè dì, zài nǎ lǐ zhǎo dào de? |
| [09:33.20] |
On your dresser. zài nǐ de shū zhuāng tái shàng |
| [09:34.47] |
Okay, that is the one we already have. nà shi yuán lái de nà yí gè |
| [09:38.21] |
Here' s my big scene. My big scene' s here. wǒ de zhǔ xì dào le, jiù shì xiàn zài |
| [09:41.04] |
Wanna bet nobody heard anything? No bet. |
| [09:45.38] |
Anybody home? yǒu rén zài ma? |
| [09:47.15] |
Oh, my God. What? tiān a gàn ma? |
| [09:49.18] |
Everybody keep smiling. It' ll kill my grandmother if she finds out. dà jiā jì xù xiào wǒ zǔ mǔ fā xiàn yí dìng huì nán guò dào sǐ diào |
| [09:53.65] |
What is it? zěn me le? |
| [09:54.82] |
They cut me out of the show. wǒ nà yī duàn bèi jiǎn diào le |
| [09:57.73] |
What? shén me? |
| [09:59.19] |
Are you sure? Maybe your scene' s coming up. nǐ què dìng? huò xǔ xiàn zài cái lún dào nǐ shàng |
| [10:01.86] |
Not likely. Because you see that body bag right there? bù tài kě néng kàn dào nà gè zhuāng shī tǐ de dài zi méi? |
| [10:05.43] |
I' m in it. yǒu a lǐ tou zhuāng de shì wǒ |
| [10:08.60] |
This is terrible. What' ll you do? tài zāo gāo le, nǐ yào zěn me bàn? |
| [10:10.71] |
I don' t know. This little old lady lives for my career. bù zhī dào wǒ de lǎo zǔ mǔ huó zhe jiù shì wèi le kàn wǒ yǎn xì |
| [10:14.14] |
When they dumped me off Days of Our Lives, she almost died. shàng huí" wǒ men de rì zi" bú yào wǒ tā chà diǎn nán guò dào sǐ diào |
| [10:17.65] |
That' s not good. nà yàng hěn bù miào |
| [10:18.78] |
Yeah, we had to get her a home nurse. Oh, my God. wǒ men hái zhǎo le gè tè bié kān hù lái zhào gù tā tiān a |
| [10:22.08] |
Yeah, she almost died and got really expensive. tā chà diǎn sǐ diào hái huā le wǒ men hǎo duō qián |
| [10:25.62] |
You' re not smiling. Not that face! Everybody smile! bié yòng nà zhǒng biǎo qíng, dà jiā jì xù xiào |
| [10:29.72] |
Just tell her what happened. It' s not your fault. qiáo yī, nǐ zěn me bù shí huà shí shuō? nà yòu bù néng guài nǐ |
| [10:33.36] |
If we keep talking this way, won' t we freak her out soon? rú guǒ wǒ men jì xù zhè yàng shuō huà huì bú huì xià dào tā? |
| [10:40.17] |
Soon. I' m gonna be on soon. hěn kuài mǎ shàng jiù lún wǒ shàng chǎng le |
| [10:42.80] |
There I am! nà jiù shì wǒ! |
| [10:46.74] |
Sam Waterston! shān mǔ wǎ tè sī dùn! |
| [10:48.88] |
No, no. That' s me. That' s me! bú duì nà shi wǒ |
| [10:51.25] |
No. Sam Waterston. bú shì, nà shi shān mǔ wǎ tè sī dùn |
| [10:53.58] |
Crime Misdemeanor, Capricorn One. " ài yǔ zuì" " mó jié yī hào dà xíng dòng" |
| [10:56.65] |
She doesn' t know " hello," but she knows Capricorn One. tā tīng bù dǒng" nǐ hǎo" què zhī dào" mó jié yī hào dà xíng dòng" |
| [11:00.92] |
I need those earrings. We' re leaving when the show' s over. fēi bǐ, wǒ yào nà fù ěr huán le jié mù yī yǎn wán wǒ men jiù yào chū qù |
| [11:05.59] |
But I already gave them back to you. kě shì wǒ yǐ jīng hái nǐ le a |
| [11:10.03] |
No, you didn' t. cái méi yǒu |
| [11:11.23] |
I already didn' t gave them back to you. That' s what I said. hǎo, wǒ yǐ jīng hái méi huán gěi nǐ wǒ jiù shì zhè yàng shuō de a |
| [11:16.44] |
Where' s that other earring? lìng yí gè ěr huán zài nǎ lǐ? |
| [11:18.21] |
It' s not here, Phoebe. It' s not here. fēi bǐ, bù zài zhè lǐ |
| [11:20.61] |
I went to Chandler' s last night. wǒ zuó wǎn yǒu qù qián dé hé qiáo yī nà lǐ |
| [11:22.71] |
Make sure you check Chandler' s jewelry box. hǎo, jì de yào jiǎn chá qián dé de zhū bǎo hé |
| [11:27.42] |
Chandler has a jewelry box? màn zhe, qián dé yǒu zhū bǎo hé? |
| [11:29.92] |
We have 10 minutes. Do you want me to get into that now? hǎo le, shí jiān jǐn pò nǐ yào wǒ xiàn zài jiù gēn nǐ jiě shì? |
| [11:38.29] |
Hey, Phoebe. fēi bǐ |
| [11:40.19] |
How' s that... nà gè... |
| [11:41.90] |
... vegetarian pizza working out for you? sù shí bǐ sà nǐ chī dé hái xí guàn ma? |
| [11:47.23] |
You and those vegetables have a real... nǐ hé nèi xiē shū cài |
| [11:49.97] |
... thing going on, huh? hái zhēn shì yǒu liǎng xià zǐ, shì ba? |
| [11:54.81] |
Why are you being weird? nǐ gàn ma guài lǐ guài qì de? |
| [11:58.05] |
Do you like it? nǐ xǐ bù xǐ huān? |
| [12:01.78] |
No. That' d be, " Why are you being cute?" bù xǐ huān, fǒu zé wǒ jiù huì wèn " nǐ gàn ma zhuāng kě ài" le |
| [12:05.15] |
Okay. I' m working on my flirting. hǎo ba, wǒ zài liàn xí dǎ qíng mà qiào |
| [12:07.42] |
I did not get that. yuán lái rú cǐ, wǒ méi kàn chū lái |
| [12:11.79] |
So, Monica, do you like Law and Order? mó nī kǎ, nǐ xǐ huān kàn " fǎ wǎng yóu lóng" ma? |
| [12:14.26] |
Yeah, it' s good. xǐ huān, hěn hǎo kàn |
| [12:15.63] |
I found out all this stuff about you. You like Law and Order... wǒ jīn tiān fā xiàn dào le xīn de nǐ hǎo bǐ nǐ ài kàn" fǎ wǎng yóu lóng" |
| [12:18.97] |
... and you' ve flirted with every guy in the tristate area. hái yǒu nǐ dào chù gēn rén dǎ qíng mà qiào |
| [12:24.64] |
Okay, let me get this straight. hǎo, wǒ lái wèn gè qīng chǔ |
| [12:26.84] |
It' s okay for you to flirt, but not for me? nǐ kě yǐ dǎ qíng mà qiào, wǒ què bù xíng |
| [12:29.98] |
I' m glad we cleared that up. zhēn gāo xìng wǒ men bǎ huà shuō qīng chǔ le |
| [12:32.58] |
I' m sorry, but some things are different for men and women. bào qiàn, dàn nǐ tīng wǒ shuō nán nǚ yǒu xiē shì shì bù yí yàng de |
| [12:36.52] |
Teach me about men and women. jì xù, kāi shì wǒ yī xiē nán nǚ de chā bié |
| [12:38.49] |
I' ve already taught you so much already, but whatever. hǎo, suī rán wǒ yǐ jīng jiào guò nǐ hěn duō le |
| [12:42.62] |
When you flirt with a guy, you think," No big deal." nǐ gēn nán rén dǎ qíng mà qiào de shí hòu nǐ jué de zhǐ shì dǎ qíng mà qiào méi shà dà bù liǎo de |
| [12:45.66] |
But he thinks," Finally! Somebody who wants to sleep with me." dàn duì fāng huì jué de tā zhōng yú zhǎo dào rén shàng chuáng le |
| [12:49.60] |
No way! It' s true. bù kě néng zhè shì zhēn de |
| [12:52.13] |
Well, that' s pathetic. Again, true. zhēn kě bēi zhè yě shì zhēn de |
| [12:55.64] |
This goes for all guys? All guys that are awake. nán rén dōu zhè yàng ma? xǐng zhe de nán rén dōu shì yòng |
| [12:59.64] |
We go to sleep. děng wǒ men shàng chuáng shuì jiào hòu |
| [13:00.84] |
All guys from the other end of the world wake up and act the same way. shì jiè lìng yī biān de nán rén qǐ chuáng jì xù zuò yī mú yī yàng de shì |
| [13:06.15] |
It' s another commercial and I still haven' t told her. hǎo, yòu jìn guǎng gào le wǒ hái shì méi gēn tā shuō |
| [13:09.22] |
Joey, this is the last commercial. qiáo yī, zhè shì zuì hòu yī duàn guǎng gào |
| [13:12.32] |
You got 10 minutes left. I know! nǐ zhǐ shèng shí fēn zhōng le wǒ zhī dào |
| [13:14.46] |
What am I gonna do? nǐ yào wǒ zěn me bàn? |
| [13:16.56] |
You will not run out and leave her here. bù xǔ nǐ luò pǎo, liú tā zài zhè lǐ |
| [13:21.66] |
Yeah, all right. duì, hǎo la |
| [13:27.97] |
qiáo yī? |
| [13:29.80] |
Joey' s gonna be right back. Right back? qiáo yī mǎ shàng huí lái mǎ shàng huí lái? |
| [13:34.64] |
Meanwhile, let' s talk about you. wǒ men shùn biàn lái liáo liáo nǐ ba |
| [13:39.35] |
So you' re old and small. nǐ nián jì dà, gè zi xiǎo |
| [13:48.79] |
Did you find it? The earring, no. zhǎo dào méi? ěr huán shì méi yǒu |
| [13:50.59] |
But I found my sunglasses. dàn wǒ zài shā fā dǐ xià zhǎo dào wǒ de tài yáng yǎn jìng |
| [13:52.33] |
I' ve been looking for these since last summer. wǒ cóng qù nián xià tiān zhǎo dào xiàn zài |
| [13:55.50] |
Those are mine. You borrowed them from me. nà shi wǒ jiè nǐ de tài yáng yǎn jìng |
| [13:59.80] |
Okay. Calm down. Here they are. hǎo, bié jī dòng, hái nǐ jiù shì le |
| [14:02.84] |
fēi bǐ |
| [14:06.51] |
What do we do? I don' t know. I don' t know! wǒ men yào zěn me bàn? wǒ bù zhī dào |
| [14:09.91] |
We' ll just have to tell Monica, that' s all. wǒ men zhǐ hǎo lǎo shí gēn mó nī kǎ shuō le |
| [14:12.91] |
Oh, God! She' s gonna kill me. lǎo tiān, tā yí dìng huì shā le wǒ |
| [14:16.82] |
I could tell her it was all my fault. wǒ kě yǐ gēn tā shuō shì wǒ nòng diào de |
| [14:19.05] |
Oh, that' d be great. nà jiù tài hǎo le |
| [14:23.42] |
Mon, could I talk to you? mó nī kǎ, wǒ yǒu huà yào gēn nǐ shuō |
| [14:25.33] |
Yeah. What is it? hǎo, shén me shì? |
| [14:28.26] |
I lost one of your earrings. wǒ nòng diū le nǐ yī zhī ěr huán |
| [14:30.43] |
I' m sorry. I am so, so sorry. duì bù qǐ, wǒ zhēn de hěn bào qiàn |
| [14:36.77] |
All right, what can you do? If you lost it, you lost it. hǎo ba, dōu nòng diū le hái néng zěn yàng |
| [14:40.67] |
I' ll replace it. I promise. I feel so terrible. wǒ bǎo zhèng huì péi nǐ yī fù xīn de wǒ zhēn de hěn kuì jiù |
| [14:43.84] |
That' s fine. You didn' t do it on purpose. méi guān xì, nǐ yòu bú shì gù yì de |
| [14:46.95] |
Look at you. Come here. qiáo nǐ nán guò de, lái |
| [14:51.59] |
You feel better? Yeah. You' re the best. hǎo diǎn le méi? yǒu a, nǐ zuì bàng le |
| [14:55.39] |
Okay, wait a minute. hǎo, děng yī děng |
| [14:58.23] |
I can' t do this. wǒ bù néng zhè yàng |
| [15:00.26] |
Listen, honey, it' s not Phoebe' s fault. qí shí bú shì fēi bǐ nòng diū de |
| [15:02.96] |
She lent me the earrings. tā bǎ nǐ de ěr huán jiè wǒ |
| [15:04.77] |
I lost it. I' m so sorry, honey. I feel terrible too. shì wǒ nòng diū de, wǒ zhēn de hěn bào qiàn wǒ yě jué de hǎo kuì jiù |
| [15:09.94] |
That is exactly why I do not lend you stuff! suǒ yǐ wǒ cái bù jiè nǐ dōng xī! |
| [15:14.58] |
First, my jewelry. If it' s not that, it' s my sweater. xiān shì wǒ de shǒu shì bú shì shǒu shì, jiù shì wǒ de lán sè máo yī |
| [15:17.71] |
And if it' s not that, it' s my sunglasses. bú shì lán sè máo yī jiù shì wǒ de tài yáng yǎn jìng |
| [15:20.25] |
Your sunglasses? Yes! nǐ de tài yáng yǎn jìng? duì! |
| [15:22.38] |
Oh, right. duì yé |
| [15:25.22] |
Pizza. Mine, mine, mine! bǐ sà wài sòng wǒ de! |
| [15:29.32] |
Okay, here goes. hǎo, yào kāi shǐ le |
| [15:30.82] |
Prepare yourselves for some classA flirting. zhǔn bèi jiàn shí yī liú de dǎ qíng mà qiào |
| [15:34.23] |
Okay, hold on. děng děng |
| [15:36.66] |
Okay. wǒ zhǔn bèi hǎo le |
| [15:39.23] |
You have nothing to prove. And if you really like this girl, I don' t think flirting is the right way nǐ fàn bù zháo zhè yàng ruò nǐ zhēn de xǐ huān zhè gè nǚ hái wǒ yě bù jué de dǎ qíng mà qiào shì |
| [15:46.11] |
You' ll see. Okay. děng zhe kàn jiù zhī dào, hǎo ba |
| [15:50.74] |
What' s her name? tā jiào shén me míng zì? |
| [15:53.15] |
Caitlin! kǎi tè lín |
| [16:03.49] |
We can' t keep eating like this. zhè yàng chī xià qù yě bú shì bàn fǎ |
| [16:08.76] |
It' s 12. 50. 12. 5 měi yuán |
| [16:11.13] |
Okay. hǎo |
| [16:16.70] |
Do you make the pizzas in one of those woodburning ovens? nǐ men zuò bǐ sà shì yòng shāo mù tou de lú zi ma? |
| [16:22.98] |
No, actually, I think they' re gas. bú shì, qí shí shì wǎ sī lú |
| [16:26.11] |
Gas? wǎ sī lú? |
| [16:30.45] |
Intense. zhēn dài jìn |
| [16:33.12] |
If this is how all the Gellers flirt, we don' t have a problem. rú guǒ gài lēi jiā de rén dōu zhè yàng dǎ qíng mà qiào de huà wǒ men jiù méi yǒu wèn tí le |
| [16:39.66] |
You know that smell gas has? nǐ zhī dào wǎ sī de wèi dào ma? |
| [16:48.20] |
Yeah. They put that in. zhī dào nà shi jiā jìn qù de |
| [16:51.14] |
What? The gas is odorless. shén me? wǎ sī qí shí shì wú sè wú wèi |
| [16:54.48] |
But they add the smell so you know when there' s a leak. jiā shang wèi dào shì wèi le ràng rén zài wǎ sī lòu qì shí néng wén de chū lái |
| [17:01.02] |
Well, okay. hǎo ba |
| [17:04.49] |
A lot of other gas smells. hěn duō qì tǐ dōu yǒu wèi dào |
| [17:12.86] |
Oh, the humanity! jiù mìng ō |
| [17:17.70] |
Methane smells.... jiǎ wán yǒu wèi dào |
| [17:21.67] |
You know what? Actually, I really should go. bù hǎo yì sī, wǒ zhēn de dé zǒu le |
| [17:25.21] |
But I haven' t paid you yet. That' s okay. wǒ hái méi fù qián ne méi guān xì |
| [17:28.38] |
You guys have ordered so many that this one' s on me. nǐ men diǎn le nà me duō zhè yí gè suàn wǒ qǐng de |
| [17:39.09] |
Was I talking to her about gas? wǒ shì bú shì gēn tā shuō dào wǎ sī de shì? |
| [17:44.43] |
More so than anything else. nà gēn běn jiù shì zhǔ tí |
| [17:48.46] |
I found it interesting. wǒ jué de hěn yǒu yì sī |
| [17:53.67] |
I' m sorry. No. wǒ hěn yí hàn bù yòng |
| [17:54.80] |
Don' t worry about it. bié dān xīn |
| [17:57.24] |
In nine years, she and l will be right there! jiǔ nián zhī hòu wǒ hé tā jiù néng zài yì qǐ le |
| [18:07.78] |
I' m gonna clear out some of these boxes. hǎo, wǒ qù qīng diào zhèi xiē bǐ sà hé |
| [18:18.83] |
Ross? Yeah? What else do they add smell to? luó sī? zěn me le? hái yǒu něi xiē qì tǐ huì jiā wèi dào? |
| [18:25.60] |
Caitlin! Caitlin! |
| [18:27.90] |
Hi, I' m Rachel. wǒ shì ruì qiū |
| [18:30.40] |
From upstairs? The ones with all the pizza? zhù lóu shàng de jiào yī duī bǐ sà de nà jiā |
| [18:32.47] |
Was there a problem? bǐ sà yǒu wèn tí ma? |
| [18:34.24] |
No, they' re fine. Great pizza. bú shì bǐ sà hěn hǎo chī |
| [18:36.44] |
But, actually, my friend Ross... qí shí shì wǒ péng yǒu luó sī de shì |
| [18:39.58] |
... he gets nervous when he' s flirting. tā zhǐ yào dǎ qíng mà qiào jiù huì jǐn zhāng |
| [18:43.92] |
Oh, my God! tiān a |
| [18:45.32] |
That was flirting? Yeah. tā shì zài dǎ qíng mà qiào? méi cuò |
| [18:48.29] |
I know, I know. wǒ zhī dào nǐ de gǎn jué |
| [18:50.19] |
I' m telling you, once you get past that part... bù guò yī dàn guò le nà gè jiē duàn |
| [18:53.66] |
... where it feels like you wanna die... nà gè ràng nǐ xiǎng yào zì shā de jiē duàn |
| [18:56.33] |
... he' s a really good person. nǐ jiù huì fā xiàn tā shì gè dà hǎo rén |
| [18:58.50] |
The guy with the gas? kāi kǒu bì kǒu dōu shì wǎ sī de nà gè rén? |
| [19:01.30] |
I' m telling you, he' s really sweet and really funny... tā zhēn de hěn tǐ tiē fēng qù |
| [19:04.77] |
... and he' s just got a good heart. hái yǒu yī fù hǎo xīn cháng |
| [19:06.97] |
You know, actually, I did think that he was cute and then he started talking. qí shí wǒ jué de tā mán kě ài de kě shì yī kāi shǐ shuō huà jiù |
| [19:12.78] |
See, there you go. zhè jiù duì le |
| [19:15.32] |
Besides, I think he really likes you. Really? ér qiě wǒ jué de tā hěn xǐ huān nǐ zhēn de ma? |
| [19:19.59] |
Well, we have seven people and 10 pizzas. What do you think? wǒ men qī ge rén, què jiào le shí gè bǐ sà zhè hái bù gòu míng xiǎn ma? |
| [19:23.92] |
I thought Joey was there. wǒ xiǎng shuō qiáo yī hěn huì chī |
| [19:28.16] |
Yeah, no, but just I' m telling you he' s worth a shot. luó sī zhí de nǐ qù shì shì kàn |
| [19:32.33] |
Well, if he' s so great why don' t you go out with him? rú guǒ tā nà me bàng nǐ zěn me bù qù gēn tā yuē huì? |
| [19:38.64] |
Well, you know, at some point... nǐ zhī dào ma? yǒu zhāo yī rì... |
| [19:41.18] |
... you and I may need to have a longer conversation. ... wǒ men kě néng xū yāo hǎo hǎo liáo yī liáo |
| [19:50.78] |
Hey, Ross? luó sī? |
| [19:52.75] |
I just ran into Caitlin in the hallway. wǒ gāng cái zài zǒu láng yù dào kǎi tè lín |
| [19:55.59] |
You must be getting better at this flirting stuff than I thought. nǐ dǎ qíng mà qiào de jì qiǎo kěn dìng bǐ wǒ xiǎng xiàng zhōng gèng gāo míng |
| [19:59.56] |
What? I don' t get it, but she wanted me... shén me yì sī? suī rán wǒ gǎo bu dǒng |
| [20:01.80] |
... to give you her number. dàn tā yào wǒ zhuǎn jiāo tā de diàn huà gěi nǐ |
| [20:09.07] |
And she just gave you this? tā zì jǐ gěi nǐ de? |
| [20:14.21] |
Rach, thanks. But I don' t need you doing me any favors. ruì qiū, xiè le dàn wǒ bù xū yào nǐ bāng máng |
| [20:17.98] |
I didn' t. She thought you were cute. wǒ méi bāng máng a, shì tā jué de nǐ kě ài |
| [20:21.92] |
Well, that I can believe. zhè diǎn wǒ dǎo shì xiāng xìn |
| [20:25.89] |
Hey, is the show still on? hái zài yǎn ma? |
| [20:28.59] |
Almost over, man. kuài yào yǎn wán le |
| [20:30.06] |
Hey, Nonnie. |
| [20:32.06] |
Is that the pope? nà shi jiào zōng ma? |
| [20:36.50] |
Why am I looking? wǒ gàn ma gēn guò qù kàn? |
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Oh, here I am! This is my big scene. lái le, wǒ de zhǔ xì shàng chǎng |
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All right, back off! kuài tuì hòu |
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I got a gun! wǒ yǒu qiāng ō |
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I' m not afraid to use it. yòng qǐ lái kě bú huì shǒu ruǎn |
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Joey! That' s right, Nonnie. qiáo yī! |
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You couldn' t have at least changed your shirt? nǐ qǐ mǎ yě gāi huàn yī jiàn shàng yī de |
| [20:56.65] |
Now, I want a suitcase filled with 100, 000 wǒ yào nǐ zài shǒu tí xiāng lǐ zhuāng mǎn shí wàn měi yuán |
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Filled with 100, 000 in small bills. zhuāng mǎn shí wàn měi yuán de xiǎo chāo |
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And if I don' t get Shoo! ruò shì wǒ méi ná dào |
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And if I don' t get it... ruò shì wǒ méi ná dào |
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... I' ll shoot this duck! wǒ jiù bì le zhè zhī yā zǐ |
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Oh, no! bù néng zhè yàng |
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I' m coming out! wǒ yào chū qù le |
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And she' s supposed to buy this? tā huì xiāng xìn ma? |
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Joey, bravo! qiáo yī, tài bàng le! |
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Ground control to Major Tom dì miàn kòng zhì duì hū jiào zǒng bù |
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Commencing countdown dào shǔ kāi shǐ |
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Engines dòng lì |
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On quán kāi |
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That' s scenes from next week' s show. Next week. zhè shì xià zhōu de piàn duàn xià zhōu de |
| [21:55.14] |
I am definitely gonna watch that. wǒ yí dìng yào děng zhe kàn |
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Do these look the same? zhè yī fù ne? kàn qǐ lái yí yàng ma? |
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Definitely. Not as each other. yī mú yī yàng shì fēn kāi lái kàn |
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Then, no. bù nà jiù bù yí yàng le |
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Hey, you ready? Yeah. zhǔn bèi hǎo le me? hǎo le |
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You look amazing. I' m the luckiest man in the world. nǐ zhēn měi wǒ shì quán shì jiè zuì xìng yùn de nán rén |
| [22:16.83] |
You' re about to get a little luckier. nǐ jí jiāng yào gèng xìng yùn le |
| [22:19.67] |
Let me see the earrings. Right, the earrings. ěr huán ràng wǒ kàn kàn ěr huán |
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They look great. měi jí le |
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Does your boyfriend have the best taste or what? nǐ nán yǒu zhēn shì pǐn wèi yī liú ne |
| [22:28.61] |
My boyfriend really does have great taste. wǒ nán yǒu de pǐn wèi zhēn de hěn bàng |
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Thanks for picking out the earrings. duō xiè nǐ bāng wǒ xuǎn ěr huán |