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What are you guys doing up? Finishing the crossword. nǐ men zài gàn shén me? tián wán zì mí zài qù shuì jiào |
| [00:14.98] |
Do you know a sixletter word for " red"? sān ge zì, yě shì hóng sè de yī zhǒng |
| [00:18.91] |
Dark red. shēn hóng sè |
| [00:21.82] |
Wrong, but there' s a connectthedots in here for you later. yīng gāi bú shì bù guò nǐ dāi huì kě yǐ wán lián lián kàn |
| [00:27.19] |
Hey, how about maroon? zhě hóng sè ne? |
| [00:30.29] |
Yes! You are so smart! méi cuò, nǐ hǎo cōng míng |
| [00:34.53] |
You guys are so cute. nǐ men hǎo kě ài ō |
| [00:36.13] |
I know. wǒ zhī dào |
| [00:38.43] |
See you in the morning. hǎo, míng tiān zǎo shàng jiàn hǎo |
| [00:54.18] |
I love doing crossword puzzles with you. wǒ zuì xǐ huān gēn nǐ tián zì mí le |
| [00:57.12] |
Me too. wǒ yě shì |
| [00:58.29] |
Now let' s finish this and go to bed. gǎn kuài tián wán qù shuì jiào hǎo |
| [01:01.12] |
Only one left. zhǐ shèng yí gè |
| [01:02.72] |
Threeletter word. Not dog, but.... liǎng gè zì de dòng wù bú shì xiǎo gǒu, shì |
| [01:07.36] |
Cat. māo mī |
| [01:11.80] |
You are so smart! méi cuò, nǐ hǎo cōng míng |
| [01:16.04] |
I love you. wǒ ài nǐ |
| [01:17.34] |
I love you too. wǒ yě ài nǐ |
| [01:32.82] |
The One with the Cop běn jí bō chū:" bān shā fā" |
| [01:36.12] |
rainystar yā zhì iPodMP4 |
| [02:23.34] |
We still need a tip. hái chà xiǎo fèi |
| [02:24.91] |
All right. Hold on. hǎo, děng děng |
| [02:27.61] |
I got it. yǒu le |
| [02:29.84] |
Nickel. 5 fēn qián |
| [02:31.95] |
How much do we need? Couple of bucks. hái chà duō shǎo? 2 kuài qián |
| [02:35.08] |
Okay, dime. 10 fēn qián |
| [02:37.42] |
You guys keep talking. This could take a while. nǐ men jì xù liáo, wǒ yào huā yì diǎn shí jiān |
| [02:40.69] |
Wait, look it! děng děng, nǐ men kàn |
| [02:43.63] |
This is a police badge! tiān na, zhè shì jǐng huī |
| [02:45.76] |
Cool. But why would a cop come in here? They don' t serve doughnuts. zhēn kù, dàn jǐng chá lái zhè lǐ gàn ma? zhè lǐ yòu bù mài tián tián quān |
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Could you discover the badge again? I can do better than that. nǐ néng bù néng chóng lái yī cì wǒ kě yǐ shuō gè gèng hǎo xiào de |
| [02:57.14] |
I bet somebody' s missing that badge. yí dìng yǒu rén zhèng zài zhǎo nà gè jǐng huī |
| [02:59.47] |
I should take it back. But at the police station... méi cuò, wǒ yīng gāi sòng huí qù wǒ qù le jǐng chá jú |
| [03:02.94] |
... I' ll check their 10 Most Wanted List. hái kě yǐ kàn kàn shí dà tōng jī fàn míng dān |
| [03:05.11] |
My friend' s been number 11 forever. This could be her year! wǒ péng yǒu lì xī yī zhí shì dì shí yī dà tā jīn nián yě xǔ huì chū yùn |
| [03:11.12] |
Hey, you guys. Hey, Joey. dà jiā hǎo hāi, qiáo yī |
| [03:16.22] |
Is that my sweatshirt? nà shi wǒ de yī fú ma? |
| [03:18.89] |
Yes, it is. I' m sorry. I was cold. I hope it' s okay. duì, wǒ hěn lěng jiù jiè lái chuān le méi guān xì ba? |
| [03:22.46] |
It' s just that if you wear someone' s sweatshirt... nǐ yào chuān yīng gāi chuān... |
| [03:26.27] |
... shouldn' t it be your boyfriend' s? ... nǐ nán péng yǒu de yī fú |
| [03:28.74] |
And I' m not him. wǒ bú shì nǐ de nán péng yǒu |
| [03:31.84] |
I' m sorry. I' ll give it back. duì bù qǐ, wǒ xiàn zài jiù hái nǐ |
| [03:34.58] |
It' s gonna be all smelling like Monica. bú yào, shàng miàn huì zhān mǎn nǐ de wèi dào |
| [03:38.01] |
Do I smell bad? nǐ shì shuō wǒ hěn chòu ma? |
| [03:40.35] |
You smell like a meadow. bú shì, nǐ yǒu yī gǔ qīng cǎo xiāng |
| [03:45.19] |
I' m sorry. duì bù qǐ |
| [03:49.49] |
What' s with him? tā shì zěn me le? |
| [03:50.79] |
The last time Joey went to a meadow his mother was shot by a hunter. qiáo yī shàng cì qù qīng cǎo dì tā mā mā bèi liè rén shè shā le |
| [03:58.63] |
Look what I found. It' s a police badge. nǐ kàn, wǒ zhǎo dào yí gè jǐng huī |
| [04:01.57] |
What' s that doing here? I don' t see any doughnuts. zěn me huì? wǒ yòu méi kàn dào tián tián quān |
| [04:07.48] |
Cops and doughnuts. Come on. tiáo zi hé tián tián quān a |
| [04:10.01] |
If Chandler had said it you' d all be on the floor. rú guǒ shì qián dé shuō de nǐ men jiù huì xiào fān le |
| [04:12.88] |
Cops, doughnuts? Me? tiáo zi tián tián quān wǒ? |
| [04:33.10] |
I still don' t know. wǒ hái shì bù què dìng |
| [04:35.40] |
I want to make sure I bought the right couch, one that says... bào qiàn, wǒ xiǎng mǎi dào lǐ xiǎng de shā fā néng ràng rén jué de... |
| [04:39.57] |
..." Kids welcome here," but that also says... ..." xiǎo péng yǒu, huān yíng" tóng shí yě néng ràng rén jué de ... |
| [04:44.15] |
..." Come here to me." ..." lái wǒ shēn biān ba" |
| [04:48.58] |
What? You say that to kids? shén me? nǐ duì xiǎo péng yǒu shuō nà zhǒng huà? |
| [04:53.66] |
The " Come here to me" is, you know, for the ladies. bú shì," lái wǒ shēn biān ba" shì duì xiǎo jiě men shuō de |
| [04:59.06] |
Ross, honey, it' s a nice couch, it' s not a magic couch. zhè shì zhāng hǎo shā fā dàn bú shì shén qí shā fā |
| [05:04.23] |
Well, you picked a great couch. nǐ de xuǎn zé hěn zhèng què |
| [05:06.83] |
Sign here, please. Sure. qǐng zài zhè lǐ qiān gè míng méi wèn tí |
| [05:09.54] |
The delivery charge is almost as much as the couch! zhè shì yùn fèi jī hū gēn jià gé yí yàng guì |
| [05:13.78] |
That' s ridiculous. He lives three blocks away. tài chě le, tā jiā lí zhè lǐ cái sān tiáo jiē |
| [05:17.01] |
I' ll take it myself. Thank you. suàn le, wǒ zì jǐ bān jiù hǎo, xiè xiè |
| [05:20.62] |
All right, Rach, come on. Let' s go. ruì qiū, lái ba hǎo |
| [05:28.89] |
Are you kidding? kāi shén me wán xiào |
| [05:31.56] |
Come on. It' s only three blocks. It' s not very heavy. Try it. cái sān tiáo jiē, yòu bú shì hěn zhòng tái tái kàn, kuài |
| [05:41.04] |
Oh, I can do it. wǒ xíng ma |
| [05:43.37] |
You two will really enjoy that couch. nǐ men huì hěn xǐ huān zhè zhāng shā fā de |
| [05:46.71] |
We' re not together. wǒ men bú shì yī duì |
| [05:50.21] |
Something didn' t quite add up there. hǎo, nán guài wǒ jué de guài guài de |
| [05:59.82] |
What' s that supposed to mean? zhè huà shì shén me yì sī? |
| [06:02.56] |
Well, you. Her. nǐ, tā |
| [06:05.13] |
I mean, she' s very... tā hěn |
| [06:07.16] |
... you know. nǐ zhī dào |
| [06:08.66] |
And you' re, like... ér nǐ què |
| [06:10.63] |
... you know? ... nǐ zhī dào |
| [06:14.84] |
Not that it' s any of your business, but we did go out. suī rán yǔ nǐ wú guān dàn wǒ men què shí jiāo wǎng guò |
| [06:18.91] |
Really? You two? zhēn de? nǐ men liǎng gè? |
| [06:21.51] |
I don' t want to do this now. I' m carrying a heavy couch. wǒ xiàn zài bù xiǎng jiǎng zhè gè wǒ tái zhe yī zhāng hěn zhòng de shā fā |
| [06:25.25] |
Then tell him quickly. nà jiù gǎn kuài gào sù tā |
| [06:28.15] |
Fine. We went out. hǎo, wǒ men jiāo wǎng guò |
| [06:30.18] |
Not only did we go out... bù zhǐ jiāo wǎng guò |
| [06:32.75] |
... we did it 298 times! hái zuò guò 298 cì luó sī |
| [06:39.79] |
You kept count? You are such a loser! wǒ shí zài nǐ jū rán yǒu zài suàn? nǐ zhēn méi yòng |
| [06:44.67] |
A loser you did it with 298 times! zài méi yòng nǐ yě zuò le 298 cì |
| [06:55.04] |
Excuse me, ma' am. You can' t put your cigarette out on a tree. zhè wèi xiǎo jiě zěn yàng? nǐ bù néng zài shù shàng èn xiāng yān |
| [06:59.61] |
Yeah, I can. It worked well. wǒ kě yǐ, hěn fāng biàn |
| [07:02.12] |
But you shouldn' t. So don' t ever do that again. nǐ bù gāi zhè me zuò, bié zài zhè me zuò le |
| [07:05.39] |
I won' t. Till I have my next cigarette. wǒ bú huì le chōu xià yī gēn yān zhī qián bú huì |
| [07:08.56] |
Hold it! zhàn zhù |
| [07:10.06] |
N. Y. P. D. Freeze, punk! niǔ yuē jǐng chá, bié dòng |
| [07:13.96] |
That' s right. You are so busted. méi cuò, nǐ bèi huó dǎi le |
| [07:17.67] |
Book them. bǎ tā dài zǒu! |
| [07:20.57] |
Who are you talking to? Save it, red! nǐ zài gēn shuí shuō huà? bié zhēng zhá le |
| [07:23.91] |
Apologize to the tree or spend the night in the slammer. bù xiǎng zài lóng zi lǐ guò yè jiù gēn nà kē shù dào qiàn |
| [07:28.41] |
I am not apologizing to a tree. wǒ cái bù gēn yī kē shù dào qiàn |
| [07:31.48] |
You apologize to the tree right now or I am calling for backup. gǎn kuài dào qiàn, fǒu zé wǒ yào jiào rén le |
| [07:37.52] |
Backup! Backup! lái rén a, lái rén a |
| [07:39.02] |
I' m sorry! Sorry! duì bù qǐ, duì bù qǐ |
| [07:40.86] |
Okay, cancel backup! Cancel backup! bié lái le, bié lái le |
| [07:46.86] |
Didn' t you say there was an elevator in here? luó sī, nǐ bú shì shuō yǒu diàn tī? |
| [07:50.23] |
Yes, I did, but there isn' t. Here we go! wǒ shì yǒu shuō, dàn qí shí méi yǒu lái ba |
| [07:54.10] |
Don' t you think we should rethink the whole hiring movers thing? nǐ yào bú yào zhǎo gè bān yùn gōng |
| [07:57.64] |
No way. They' re a ripoff. cái bú yào, tā men huì qiāo zhū gàng |
| [07:59.51] |
They check out your stuff and come back later and steal it. ér qiě tā men huì xiān kàn zhǔn dōng xī zài huí lái tōu |
| [08:03.38] |
It' s true. I saw it on Dateline. Oh, I love Dateline. shì zhēn de, wǒ zài rì xiàn bào dǎo shàng kàn guò wǒ hǎo xǐ huān rì xiàn bào dǎo |
| [08:06.81] |
Jane Pauley is the one woman I would kiss. zhēn bǎo lì shì wǒ wéi yī xiǎng qīn de nǚ rén |
| [08:11.19] |
There' s just something about her. Rach, can we concentrate? wǒ bù zhī dào ruì qiū, zhuān xīn yì diǎn hǎo ma? |
| [08:15.62] |
Yeah, fine. I listened to your dumb story. hǎo, zhǐ yǒu nǐ néng jiǎng |
| [08:19.43] |
Okay, go left. wǎng zuǒ |
| [08:21.43] |
Left. Left. zuǒ, zuǒ |
| [08:23.33] |
Okay, you know what? There' s no more left left. yǐ jīng méi yǒu zuǒ le |
| [08:27.60] |
Lift it straight up over your head. hǎo, tái gāo dào nǐ de tóu shàng |
| [08:30.17] |
Straight up. You can do it! tái gāo nǐ xíng de |
| [08:32.64] |
You can do it! nǐ xíng de |
| [08:34.14] |
Okay. You got it? méi wèn tí ba? |
| [08:35.98] |
Go, go. Good, good. hěn hǎo |
| [08:37.71] |
You got it, right? You got it, right? You got méi wèn tí ba? méi wèn tí ba? méi wèn |
| [08:45.62] |
Any chance you think it looks good there? nǐ jué de fàng zài nà li hǎo kàn ma? |
| [08:50.22] |
This guy was all: zhè jiā huo hái zài suì suì niàn |
| [08:52.69] |
And I' m all, " Buffay! Homicide!" wǒ jiù shuō zhòng àn zǔ bù fēi |
| [08:56.66] |
It was just so cool! zhēn shì kù bì le |
| [08:58.87] |
You were supposed to take it back. I' m having fun doing good deeds. fēi bǐ, nǐ yīng gāi ná qù hái de wǒ zhī dào, dàn xíng shàn de gǎn jué hǎo bàng 136 00: 09: 04, 170 00: 09: 07, 470 You can get arrested for impersonating a police ? |
| [09:08.04] |
You could get arrested right now! nǐ xiàn zài jiù huì bèi zhuō |
| [09:13.15] |
I' d better take it back. I' m totally drunk with power. wǒ dé ná qù hái wǒ bèi quán lì chōng hūn tóu le |
| [09:27.23] |
Yeah. I didn' t know you guys would be here. qiáo yī wǒ bù zhī dào nǐ men huì zài |
| [09:30.43] |
Do me a favor. Taste this. What? Why? qiáo yī, nǐ cháng cháng kàn shén me? wèi shí me? |
| [09:34.04] |
It' s okay, Joe, she' s a trained chef. fàng xīn, tā shì zhuān yè chú shī |
| [09:37.51] |
Actually, I was looking for Phoebe. qí shí wǒ yào zhǎo fēi bǐ |
| [09:42.34] |
Well, you just missed her. nǐ gāng gēn tā cā shēn ér guò |
| [09:45.35] |
Was that her? nà shi tā ma? |
| [09:46.95] |
I gotta go. Joey, wait a minute. Wait. wǒ qù zhuī tā qiáo yī, děng děng |
| [09:49.38] |
What is with you? Nothing. nǐ shì zěn me le? méi shì a |
| [09:51.95] |
You' re acting strange. bài tuō, nǐ yī zhěng tiān dū guài guài de |
| [09:54.16] |
All right. There is something. hǎo ba, shì yǒu yī jiàn shì |
| [09:57.99] |
I kind of had a dream. wǒ zuò le yí gè mèng |
| [10:01.23] |
But I don' t want to talk about it. dàn wǒ bù xiǎng tán |
| [10:03.80] |
What if Martin Luther King had said that? mǎ dīng lù dé jīn yě zhè me shuō hái dé le |
| [10:08.30] |
I kind of have a dream. wǒ yǒu yí gè mèng |
| [10:11.91] |
I don' t want to talk about it. dàn shì wǒ bù xiǎng tán |
| [10:15.74] |
Look, it involved Monica. gēn mó nī kǎ yǒu guān |
| [10:18.25] |
You had a dream about the girl I' m seeing? Cool. nǐ mèng dào wǒ zài jiāo wǎng de nǚ hái? zhēn kù |
| [10:21.32] |
I dreamt about the girls he was seeing. wǒ bù zhī mèng jiàn tā de nǚ péng yǒu duō shǎo cì |
| [10:23.75] |
Let' s talk about your dream. I love you. Your dream? zǒng zhī wǒ men zài tán nǐ de mèng wǒ ài nǐ nǐ de mèng? |
| [10:27.86] |
There was no sex. I haven' t dreamt of her like that... fàng xīn, méi yǒu rèn hé xìng yì wèi |
| [10:31.23] |
... since I found out about you two. More or less. zì cóng fā xiàn nǐ men de shì wǒ jiù bú duì tā zuò nà zhǒng mèng le |
| [10:38.70] |
What was the dream about? nà nǐ mèng dào shén me? |
| [10:43.07] |
You were my girlfriend. We were doing the crossword puzzle. hǎo ba, nǐ shì wǒ de nǚ péng yǒu wǒ men zài tián zì mí |
| [10:46.91] |
Like you did last night. jiù xiàng nǐ men zuó wǎn nà yàng |
| [10:48.94] |
That' s it. I' m in love with Monica. I' ll move out. jiù zhè yàng, wǒ ài shàng mó nī kǎ le wǒ huì bān zǒu |
| [10:52.41] |
Joey, come on. That doesn' t mean you' re in love with me. qiáo yī děng děng, nà bìng bù dài biǎo nǐ ài wǒ |
| [10:56.85] |
It doesn' t? bú shì ma? |
| [10:58.09] |
It could mean anything. Like... tā kě néng yǒu hěn duō hán yì, lì rú |
| [11:00.05] |
... you' re jealous that I' ve become the apartment stud. nǐ tū rán yǎn hóng wǒ chéng wéi zhè lǐ de měng nán |
| [11:04.36] |
Sounds like your dream. tīng qǐ lái bǐ jiào xiàng nǐ de mèng |
| [11:08.80] |
Or it could mean you saw Chandler and me being close and stuff... huò shì nǐ kàn dào wǒ hé qián dé hěn qīn mì |
| [11:14.04] |
... and you want that too. nǐ yě xiǎng gēn bié rén yōng yǒu zhè zhǒng guān xì |
| [11:16.20] |
In the dream I did enjoy the closeness. wǒ zài mèng lǐ dí què hěn xiǎng shòu nà zhǒng qīn mì |
| [11:20.14] |
If that' s what it was, that' d be great. I wouldn' t have to move. rú guǒ shì zhè yàng jiù tài hǎo le wǒ jiù bù bì bān zǒu le |
| [11:24.28] |
Are you attracted to Monica? nǐ xiàn zài duì mó nī kǎ yǒu xìng qù ma? |
| [11:26.58] |
Right here, right now, are you attracted to her? cǐ shí cǐ kè nǐ duì tā yǒu xìng qù me |
| [11:32.49] |
Not really. There you have it! qí shí méi yǒu zhè jiù duì le |
| [11:34.79] |
Well, sure! I' m just wearing sweats! shì a, wǒ chuān de zhè me qīng biàn |
| [11:39.66] |
But that' s good! dàn nà shi hǎo shì |
| [11:41.00] |
You' re not in love with me. You just want a girlfriend. nǐ bú shì ài wǒ nǐ zhǐ shì xiǎng jiāo gè nǚ péng yǒu |
| [11:44.33] |
It' s not just about getting a girlfriend. wǒ jué de bú shì jiāo nǚ péng yǒu de wèn tí |
| [11:47.17] |
I could get a girlfriend. We could sit and do crossword puzzles. wǒ kě yǐ zhǎo gè nǚ péng yǒu wǒ men kě yǐ zuò zài nà li tián zì mí |
| [11:51.97] |
But could we have the closeness like you have? dàn wǒ men huì yōng yǒu nǐ men nà zhǒng qīn mì ma |
| [11:55.34] |
Monica and I were friends before we dated. Maybe that' s it. mó nī kǎ hé wǒ shì cóng péng yǒu zuò qǐ yě xǔ guān jiàn zài zhè lǐ |
| [11:59.55] |
Friends first? xiān zuò péng yǒu? |
| [12:01.72] |
That' s interesting. yǒu yì sī |
| [12:04.49] |
You become friends after? No, never done that either. nǐ men dōu shì hòu dāng péng yǒu? yě cóng lái méi yǒu guò |
| [12:09.46] |
Do you guys have a tape measure? nǐ men yǒu liàng chǐ ma? |
| [12:11.89] |
Yeah. It' s actually in my bedroom. yǒu, zài wǒ fáng lǐ |
| [12:15.70] |
That' s right. méi cuò |
| [12:30.08] |
What' s up, Joey? qiáo yī, zěn me le? |
| [12:34.35] |
How you doing? nǐ hǎo ma? |
| [12:44.53] |
Excuse me. Is this your car? bào qiàn, zhè shì nǐ de chē ma? duì |
| [12:47.26] |
Don' t park here. You' re blocking the entrance. tíng zài zhè lǐ bù tài hǎo nǐ dǎng zhù chū rù kǒu le |
| [12:50.66] |
Don' t worry. It' s not a problem. fàng xīn, méi guān xì de |
| [12:52.77] |
It' s a problem for me, so it' s a problem for you, because I' m a cop. wǒ jué de yǒu guān xì, nǐ jiù yǒu guān xì yīn wèi wǒ shì tiáo zi |
| [13:00.04] |
So am l. wǒ yě shì |
| [13:03.88] |
wán le |
| [13:07.58] |
Okay. So you' re a cop. You can park anywhere. hǎo, nǐ shì tiáo zi, kě yǐ rèn yì tíng chē |
| [13:10.92] |
I know, because I' m a cop too. zhè gè wǒ zhī dào, yīn wèi wǒ yě shì tiáo zi |
| [13:13.22] |
Keep up the good work. 104. hǎo, jì xù nǔ lì, shōu dào |
| [13:15.79] |
Wait. So, what precinct are you with? děng yī xià, nǐ shì něi gè fēn jú de? |
| [13:19.09] |
I' m with the 57th. wǒ zài 57 fēn jú |
| [13:21.56] |
I know a guy in Homicide up there. I' m in Vice. wǒ rèn shi nǐ men zhòng àn zǔ yī wèi xíng jǐng wǒ zài fēng huà zǔ |
| [13:25.10] |
In fact, I' m undercover right now. I' m a whore. shì shí shàng wǒ zhèng zài wò dǐ, wǒ shì jì nǚ |
| [13:30.94] |
Who else is in Vice there? fēng huà zǔ hái yǒu shuí? |
| [13:33.37] |
Do you know... nǐ rèn shi... |
| [13:34.91] |
... Sipowicz? xī bō wēi zī ma? yǐng jí" pī lì jǐng tàn" zhǔ jué míng |
| [13:36.98] |
Sipowicz? I don' t think so. xī bō wēi zī? yīng gāi bù rèn shi |
| [13:39.25] |
Yeah. Sipowicz. Yeah. Big guy, kind of bald. xī bō wēi zī, dà kuài tóu, yǒu diǎn tū |
| [13:42.75] |
I don' t know him. wǒ bù rèn shi tā |
| [13:45.82] |
Don' t try to call him. He' s not there. He' s out. bú yào dǎ gěi tā tā bù zài, tā chū qù le |
| [13:49.39] |
His partner just died. tā de pāi dàng gāng sǐ le |
| [13:53.13] |
Tell Sipowicz I' m real sorry for his loss. bāng wǒ gēn xī bō wēi zī zhì yì |
| [13:56.10] |
I sure will. Take care. wǒ huì de, bǎo zhòng |
| [13:58.80] |
By the way, I' m sure Sipowicz will be all right. duì le wǒ xiāng xìn xī bō wēi zī bú huì yǒu shì de |
| [14:01.67] |
I heard that kid from Silver Spoons is really good. tīng shuō nà gè xīn lái de xiǎo huǒ zi hěn bù cuò |
| [14:07.64] |
Where' d you find my badge? nǐ zài nǎ lǐ zhǎo dào wǒ de jǐng huī de? |
| [14:19.99] |
Could you give me and Ross a hand moving his couch? qiáo yī nǐ néng bù néng bāng wǒ hé luó sī bān shā fā? |
| [14:23.66] |
I' d love to, but I got acting class. But you know what? wǒ hěn xiǎng, dàn wǒ yào qù shàng biǎo yǎn kè |
| [14:27.33] |
I guess I could blow that off. For you. bù guò wǒ kě yǐ wéi le nǐ qiāo kè |
| [14:35.77] |
Let me ask you something. I was talking with Monica and Chandler. wǒ wèn nǐ yī jiàn shì wǒ gāng zài duì miàn gēn mó nī kǎ qián dé liáo tiān |
| [14:40.31] |
Boy, they are really tight. tā men kě zhēn qīn mì |
| [14:42.44] |
I know. shì a |
| [14:43.68] |
That' s not a bad situation they got there. nà zhǒng guān xì shí zài hěn bù cuò |
| [14:48.15] |
Think I' ll get me one of those. wǒ yě xiǎng zì jǐ nòng yī duàn |
| [14:53.32] |
What' s up, Joe? nǐ xiǎng shuō shí mǒ? |
| [14:55.46] |
I think Monica and Chandler are so great... wǒ jué de tā men gǎn jué huì nà me hǎo |
| [14:58.83] |
... because they were friends first. shì yīn wèi tā men shì xiān zuò péng yǒu |
| [15:01.66] |
So I asked myself, who are my friends? You and Phoebe. yú shì wǒ wèn zì jǐ: shuí shì wǒ péng yǒu? nǐ hé fēi bǐ |
| [15:06.20] |
I saw you first, so.... ér wǒ xiān yù jiàn nǐ, suǒ yǐ |
| [15:11.64] |
What are you saying? Maybe you and I crank it up a notch. nǐ zài shuō shí mǒ? wǒ shì shuō yě xǔ nǐ wǒ kě yǐ gèng jìn yī bù |
| [15:20.01] |
You know, honey... qiáo yī |
| [15:21.85] |
... as flattered as I am... ... nǐ xiān yù jiàn wǒ... |
| [15:24.39] |
... that you saw me first... ... lìng wǒ shòu chǒng ruò jīng... |
| [15:27.82] |
... I just don' t think we should be cranking anything up. dàn wǒ bù jué de wǒ men yīng gāi gèng jìn yī bù |
| [15:33.06] |
I' ll treat you real nice. wǒ huì duì nǐ hěn hǎo |
| [15:41.70] |
Yeah. Well, you know.... nǐ zhī dào ma |
| [15:45.41] |
I think it' s a great idea to become friends with someone before you date. wǒ jué de xiān zuò péng yǒu zài jiāo wǎng shì yí gè hěn hǎo de xiǎng fǎ |
| [15:50.68] |
But the way you do it is you meet someone, become their friend... dàn nǐ yīng gāi xiān qù rèn shi yí ge rén gēn tā zuò péng yǒu |
| [15:54.95] |
... build a foundation, then ask them out on a date. jiàn lì jī chǔ, zài yuē tā chū qù |
| [15:58.69] |
Don' t hit on your existing friends. bié duì xiàn yǒu de péng yǒu xià shǒu |
| [16:02.92] |
Won' t that take longer? nà bú shì yào hěn jiǔ? |
| [16:08.06] |
Oh, but once you find it... méi cuò, dàn shì yī dàn dé dào le |
| [16:10.23] |
... it' s so worth the wait. zhēn de hěn zhí de |
| [16:14.54] |
I understand. wǒ dǒng |
| [16:15.94] |
Good. wǒ dǒng |
| [16:17.94] |
Man, I wish I saw Phoebe first. zhēn xiǎng xiān yù jiàn fēi bǐ |
| [16:24.14] |
Come here to me. lái wǒ shēn biān ba |
| [16:27.28] |
No, no. You come here to me. bù, nǐ lái wǒ shēn biān |
| [16:32.45] |
I brought reinforcements. Great! You brought Joey? luó sī, wǒ dài yuán jūn lái le tài hǎo le, shì qiáo yī ma? |
| [16:36.42] |
The next best thing. zhǐ bǐ tā chà yì diǎn |
| [16:40.23] |
You brought Chandler? The next best thing would be Monica! nǐ dài qián dé lái? zhǐ chà yì diǎn de shì mó nī kǎ |
| [16:45.23] |
I would be offended, but Monica is freakishly strong, so.... wǒ yīng gāi yào bù shuǎng dàn mó nī kǎ zhēn de zhuàng dé kě pà |
| [16:49.80] |
I drew a sketch of how we' ll do it. wǒ huà le yī zhāng bān yùn cǎo tú |
| [16:52.47] |
Rach, that' s you. ruì qiū, zhè shì nǐ |
| [16:54.61] |
That' s the couch. zhè shì shā fā |
| [16:57.51] |
What' s that? nà shi shén me? |
| [16:59.15] |
That' s me. nà shi wǒ |
| [17:04.99] |
Certainly think a lot of yourself. nǐ bǎ zì jǐ kàn de hěn xióng wěi ō |
| [17:09.02] |
No. That' s my arm. bù, nà shi wǒ de shǒu bì |
| [17:15.20] |
I see. I thought you just really, really liked your new couch. wǒ hái yǐ wéi nǐ nà me hā nǐ de xīn shā fā |
| [17:22.50] |
Just follow my lead. zǒng zhī tīng wǒ de zhǐ shì |
| [17:26.81] |
Come on, Chandler. qián dé, lái ba |
| [17:30.11] |
All right. Okay. hǎo |
| [17:31.68] |
Here we go. kāi shǐ le |
| [17:34.11] |
All right. Ready? kě yǐ le ma? kě yǐ |
| [17:36.82] |
Turn! zhuǎn |
| [17:38.09] |
Turn! zhuǎn |
| [17:39.29] |
Turn! zhuǎn |
| [17:41.56] |
I don' t think we can turn any more! I don' t think it' ll fit! yīng gāi shì zhuǎn bù dòng le wǒ jué de jǐ bù shǎng qù |
| [17:45.89] |
Yeah, it will. Come on! Up, up, up! dāng rán kě yǐ, kuài tái qǐ lái |
| [17:49.20] |
Up! Yes! tái qǐ lái |
| [17:51.67] |
Here we go! Pivot! hěn hǎo, zhōng xīn diǎn |
| [17:54.33] |
Pivot! zhōng xīn diǎn |
| [17:57.17] |
Pivot! zhōng xīn diǎn |
| [17:59.21] |
Pivot! zhōng xīn diǎn |
| [18:02.08] |
Pivot! zhōng xīn diǎn |
| [18:04.48] |
Pivot! zhōng xīn diǎn |
| [18:05.68] |
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! bì zuǐ! bì zuǐ! bì zuǐ |
| [18:12.75] |
I don' t think it' ll pivot any more. wǒ kàn shì shàng bù lái le |
| [18:15.49] |
You think? shì ma? |
| [18:19.16] |
All right, let' s bring it back down and try again. bān xià qù zài lái yī cì |
| [18:31.00] |
I think it' s really stuck now. xiàn zài zhēn dí kǎ sǐ le |
| [18:35.11] |
I can' t believe that didn' t work. I know. Me neither. jū rán méi chéng gōng jiù shì a |
| [18:38.91] |
I mean, you had a sketch. nǐ dōu huà le tú le |
| [18:42.62] |
What did you mean when you said " pivot"? nǐ shuō zhōng xīn diǎn shì shén me yì sī? |
| [18:51.66] |
Man, I cannot figure this out. wǒ jiù shì zhuǎn bù chū lái |
| [18:54.50] |
Yeah, because it' s not 1985. yīn wèi xiàn zài bú shì 1985 nián |
| [18:59.03] |
You guys, guess what? I ditched a cop. nǐ men zhī dào ma? wǒ gāng shuǎi diào yí gè tiáo zi |
| [19:02.90] |
What? What do you mean? shén me yì sī? |
| [19:04.27] |
He caught me using his badge and he tried to bust me. tā dǎi dào wǒ yòng tā de jǐng huī xiǎng zhuō wǒ |
| [19:07.17] |
Damn real cops! sǐ zhēn tiáo zi |
| [19:10.01] |
How far did he chase you? tā zhuī le nǐ duō yuǎn? |
| [19:11.51] |
Well, he didn' t really. He just picked up his badge and stood there. qí shí méi zhuī tā jiǎn qǐ jǐng huī zhī hòu jiù chǔ zài nà li |
| [19:15.98] |
Maybe we' ll see you on World' s Most Boring Police Chases. yě xǔ nǐ huì shàng " shǐ shàng zuì wú qù jǐng fěi zhuī zhú zhàn" |
| [19:20.72] |
Why did you run? I had to. nǐ wèi shí me yào pǎo? wǒ fēi pǎo bù kě |
| [19:23.66] |
You know, impersonating a cop is like a Class E felony. jiǎ bàn jǐng chá shì... |
| [19:27.33] |
Two to four years minimum. I am not going back to that hellhole. 2 dào 4 nián de zhòng zuì wǒ cái bú yào huí nà gè kǔ yáo 305 00: 19: 34, 740 00: 19: 37, 600 If I can just get it to pivot... yào shì néng zhǎo chū zhōng xīn diǎn |
| [19:37.77] |
... we' ll be back on track. jiù néng jì xù bān le |
| [19:41.28] |
Rach, can I get some help please? Yeah. ruì qiū, bāng bāng máng hǎo ma? hǎo |
| [19:47.98] |
Turn it off! Turn it off! kuài guān diào |
| [19:52.45] |
Maybe the firemen can help us move the couch when they get here. yě xǔ xiāo fáng duì yuán kě yǐ bāng nǐ bān |
| [19:57.12] |
Wait, wait, wait. It' s a new couch! It' s a new couch! děng děng bú yào cǎi shā fā, xiǎo xīn |
| [20:08.84] |
How' s it going? Make any new friends? zěn yàng? yǒu jiāo dào xīn péng yǒu ma? |
| [20:11.67] |
Yeah. I met this woman. yǒu, wǒ rèn shi le yí gè nǚ rén |
| [20:16.28] |
What' s she like? tā zěn me yàng? |
| [20:18.15] |
Well, she' s... tā de... |
| [20:19.88] |
... really good in bed. ... chuáng shàng gōng fū hěn bàng |
| [20:23.05] |
You were going to be friends first. Hey, it' s all your fault. nǐ bú shì yào xiān dāng péng yǒu? dōu shì nǐ de cuò |
| [20:27.52] |
Why? wèi shí me? |
| [20:28.69] |
You didn' t give me advice. You gave me a pickup line. nǐ gěi de bú shì zhōng gào, shì dā shàn cí |
| [20:31.86] |
I told her I wanted to build a foundation and be friends first. wǒ yī shuō yào jiàn lì jī chǔ, xiān dāng péng yǒu |
| [20:35.90] |
Suddenly, through no fault of my own, I became irresistible to her! tā tū rán jiù yǔ wǒ běn shēn wú guān jué de wǒ nán yǐ kàng jù |
| [20:41.80] |
And her roommate. tā de shì yǒu yě shì |
| [20:45.24] |
What about the closeness? nà qīn mì guān xì ne? |
| [20:47.41] |
Closeness, schmosness. There was three of us, for crying out loud! qīn mì gè tóu! wǒ men sān ge jiào chéng yī tuán |
| [20:56.42] |
Who wants pizza? shuí yào chī pī sà? |
| [20:58.22] |
I do! I do! I do! wǒ yào |
| [21:00.39] |
This is great! Can you believe I found it on the second floor? zàn! zhè shì wǒ zài èr lóu jiǎn dào de |
| [21:07.19] |
Who is it? N. Y. P. D. nǎ yī wèi? niǔ yuē jǐng chá |
| [21:09.40] |
Oh, my God! tiān na |
| [21:11.83] |
Just a minute, officer! děng yī xià, jǐng chá xiān shēng |
| [21:23.24] |
I' m looking for Phoebe Buffay. My God, it' s him! It' s that cop! wǒ yào zhǎo fēi bǐ bù fēi wán le, shì nà gè jǐng chá |
| [21:27.85] |
I can' t believe he found me! Are you gonna go to jail? tā jū rán zhǎo dào wǒ le tiān na, nǐ huì zuò láo ma? |
| [21:32.25] |
If I go down, you guys go down with me. wǒ yào sǐ yě yào tuō nǐ men xià shuǐ |
| [21:37.26] |
Harboring a fugitive? That' s one to three years minimum. wō cáng táo fàn qǐ mǎ yào guān 1 dào 3 nián |
| [21:41.13] |
Good luck, Chandler. qián dé, zhù nǐ hǎo yùn |
| [21:46.47] |
Arrest me, but you' ll never make it stick and you know it. hǎo, nǐ kě yǐ dài bǔ wǒ dàn nǐ zhuā bú dào wǒ de bǎ bǐng |
| [21:50.64] |
I have no choice, it' s my job. You understand, right? dàn wǒ bié wú xuǎn zé zhè shì zhí zé suǒ zài, nǐ liáo jiě ba? |
| [21:54.14] |
And you understand that I' m calling my lawyer. zhǐ yào nǐ liáo jiě wǒ huì zhǎo wǒ de lǜ shī lái |
| [21:57.21] |
And once he puts you on the stand, he' ll make you look like a fool! tā huì ràng nǐ zài tíng shàng xiàng gè zhū tóu zhū tóu! |
| [22:02.92] |
I don' t like looking foolish. wǒ bù xǐ huān dāng zhū tóu |
| [22:05.39] |
Maybe I don' t arrest you today. Maybe I came by and you weren' t here. zhè yàng ba, wǒ jīn tiān bù zhuō nǐ jiù shuō wǒ lái le, dàn nǐ bù zài |
| [22:09.66] |
I' d love it if I weren' t here! wǒ bù zài jiù tài hǎo le |
| [22:12.63] |
Since you' re not going to jail tonight, I was wondering if you' d... jì rán nǐ jīn wǎn bú huì rù yù wǒ néng bù néng... |
| [22:16.90] |
... Iike to go to dinner with me? ... qǐng nǐ qù chī fàn? |
| [22:19.80] |
Me? Yeah. wǒ? duì |
| [22:21.23] |
Ever since you flashed my badge I can' t stop thinking about you. zì cóng nǐ duì wǒ liàng jǐng huī wǒ jiù duì nǐ niàn niàn bù wàng |
| [22:25.34] |
You' re the prettiest fake undercover whore I' ve ever seen. nǐ shì wǒ jiàn guò zuì měi dí jiǎ wò dǐ jì nǚ |
| [22:30.74] |
Nice. piào liàng |
| [22:34.75] |
I didn' t see that coming. You' re asking me out. wǒ xiǎng bú dào nǐ huì yuē wǒ chū qù |
| [22:38.42] |
I could' ve done it better, but these people keep staring at me. wǒ kě yǐ biǎo xiàn dé gèng hǎo dàn zhèi xiē rén yī zhí dīng zhe wǒ |
| [22:42.69] |
I' d like to go out with you, officer. wǒ yuàn yì gēn nǐ chī fàn, jǐng chá xiān shēng |
| [22:47.09] |
Gary. Gary. gài ruì |
| [22:49.10] |
Okay, so it' s a date. Yeah. nà jiù zhè me shuō dìng le hǎo |
| [22:51.26] |
I gotta ask you, though. How' d you know where to find me? bù guò wǒ yí dìng yào wèn nǐ shì zěn me zhǎo dào wǒ de? |
| [22:54.10] |
You' re fingerprints were all over my badge so I just ran it through the computer. wǒ de jǐng huī shàng dōu shì nǐ de zhǐ wén wǒ shàng diàn nǎo chá xún |
| [22:57.27] |
And this was listed as your last known address so I just checked it out. zhè shì nǐ zuì hòu dēng jì de zhù zhǐ suǒ yǐ wǒ jiù lái kàn kàn |
| [23:00.17] |
Impressive. hǎo lì hài |
| [23:01.44] |
Not as impressive as you. I looked at your record and you' ve done some pretty weird stuff. méi yǒu nǐ lì hài wǒ kàn guò nǐ de jì lù nǐ gàn guò bù shǎo guài shì |
| [23:06.51] |
We' ll talk at dinner. chī fàn zài shuō hǎo |
| [23:09.32] |
So I' ll come by and pick you up? All right, I can' t wait. wǒ 2 gè xiǎo shí hòu lái jiē nǐ? hǎo, wǒ hǎo xīng fèn |
| [23:13.19] |
Don' t worry, I won' t just take you out for doughnuts. fàng xīn, wǒ bú huì zhǐ dài nǐ chī tián tián quān |
| [23:19.39] |
He has a gun! tā yǒu qiāng |
| [23:26.63] |
I' d like to return this couch. I' m not satisfied with it. wǒ yào tuì zhè zhāng shā fā wǒ duì tā bù mǎn yì |
| [23:35.14] |
You wanna return this couch? nǐ yào tuì zhè zhāng shā fā? |
| [23:39.15] |
It' s cut in half. tā duàn chéng liǎng bàn le |
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That' s what I' m telling you. Did you cut this couch in half? wǒ jiù shì zhè gè yì sī shì nǐ bǎ tā shuāi chéng liǎng bàn de? |
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It' s crazy, it is cut in half. shuō lái hěn chě, tā běn lái jiù zhè yàng |
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I don' t understand. wǒ bù dǒng |
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This couch is cut in half. zhè zhāng shā fā duàn chéng liǎng bàn |
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I would like to exchange it for one that is not cut in half. wǒ yào huàn yī zhāng méi yǒu duàn chéng liǎng bàn de |
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We can' t accept it in this condition. nòng chéng zhè yàng bù néng tuì huò |
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Well, I can' t accept it in this condition. nòng chéng zhè yàng wǒ yě bù néng mǎi |
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You' re saying this couch was delivered to you like this? nǐ shì shuō tā sòng guò qù jiù zhè yàng le? |
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Look, I' m a reasonable man. wǒ hěn jiǎng dào lǐ |
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I will accept store credit. wǒ yuàn yì jiē shòu huàn gòu jīn é |
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I' ll give you store credit in the amount of four dollars. wǒ gěi nǐ 4 yuán de huàn gòu jīn é |
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I will take it. wǒ jiē shòu |