| [00:03.81] | 郭：亲爱的观众朋友们过年好！哎呀巩哥别着急，牛群让他忙他的，我陪你过年！ |
| [00:14.82] | 冯：真的？这就是亲哥们啊。 |
| [00:21.54] | 郭：当然是亲哥们了，我们俩往这一站，就这形象，就是双胞胎啊。 |
| [00:28.40] | 冯：谁要说有一点不一样，那眼神得有多差啊！ |
| [00:32.96] | 郭：追求都一样。 |
| [00:35.42] | 冯：他干什么，我就干什么。 |
| [00:37.12] | 郭：我要去拍电影。 |
| [00:38.78] | 冯：我就搞制片。 |
| [00:40.65] | 郭：我要演英雄。 |
| [00:42.17] | 冯：我就演模范。 |
| [00:43.98] | 郭：我要演地痞。 |
| [00:45.55] | 冯：我就演混蛋。 |
| [00:48.22] | 郭：我要去做小买卖。 |
| [00:49.76] | 冯：我就把地摊练。 |
| [00:51.20] | 郭：我要拿人一棵葱。 |
| [00:52.80] | 冯：我就扽人两头蒜。 |
| [00:54.34] | 郭：我要偷人四个土豆。 |
| [00:55.63] | 冯：我就顺人六个鸡蛋。 |
| [00:56.97] | 郭：我要进了看守所 |
| [00:58.19] | 冯：我就进…我天天给你送盒饭。 |
| [01:03.27] | 郭：你怎么不进去？ |
| [01:04.70] | 冯：我是公安局的内线。 |
| [01:05.79] | 郭：倒霉就到在你手中了! |
| [01:08.67] | 冯：新千年，咱得干点正事，是不是？ |
| [01:10.72] | 郭：没错，巩哥，我不正琢磨这呢吗！中央电视台，好多栏目都要出新。 |
| [01:15.34] | 冯：对呀。 |
| [01:16.34] | 郭：这对咱们来说是个机会，我得帮帮他们。 |
| [01:18.63] | 冯：对对对。 |
| [01:19.19] | 郭：你说我先帮那个栏目。 |
| [01:20.99] | 冯：帮那个栏目啊，那个栏目弱你就帮哪个栏目 |
| [01:23.65] | 郭：太对了！我先从焦点访谈下手，这个焦点访谈...... |
| [01:29.62] | 冯：别别别，嘟……这个栏目可不弱啊！ |
| [01:32.74] | 郭：还不弱呀！ |
| [01:34.84] | 冯：不弱不弱不弱 |
| [01:35.90] | 郭：一个人往那一坐，皱着眉头唠唠叨叨没完没了，多单调啊 |
| [01:39.49] | 冯：依你的意思怎么办？ |
| [01:43.89] | 郭：你要让水均益、方宏进他们播焦点访谈时唱天津快板。 |
| [01:48.32] | 冯：啊？ |
| [01:49.84] | 郭：竹板这么一打呀，是别的咱不夸，我夸一夸传统美食狗不理包子，这狗不理包子，它究竟好在哪呢，它是薄皮大馅十八个褶，就像一朵花。 |
| [02:05.61] | 冯：这是形容包子，你可不能乱用它。 |
| [02:09.85] | 郭：对. |
| [02:10.80] | 冯：说那个姑娘长得美，就像一朵花，你可千万不能说那个姑娘长得像包子。 |
| [02:19.98] | 郭：怎么样！就用这种形式放上新内容，那焦点访谈一下就火了，到那时候…… |
| [02:25.88] | 冯：别别别，就这时候。我们今天就欢迎他用这种形式给我们播一回焦点访谈怎么样。 |
| [02:35.70] | 郭：在这用天津快板播焦点访谈？来不了。 |
| [02:38.98] | 冯：怎么来不了？ |
| [02:39.67] | 郭：没带板呀。 |
| [02:42.72] | 冯：我带着呢。 |
| [02:43.42] | 郭：我带着呢…… |
| [02:50.19] | 郭：你带他干嘛呀！你又不会打，人那玩意得打出花来，你打得跟装修似的，谁听啊。 |
| [03:03.38] | 郭：打花…好，旧社会要过饭。 |
| [03:16.98] | 冯：没赶上，少废话——焦点访谈！ |
| [03:19.60] | 郭：开始了这就？还有乐队？竹板这么一打啊，别的咱不夸，今天的焦点访谈咱要说点嘛，咱要说点嘛内，是咱要说点嘛，哎…… |
| [03:36.20] | 冯、郭：咱要说点嘛！ |
| [03:37.98] | 冯：你贫不贫呢你？ |
| [03:40.45] | 郭：哎，说一说中国入关发展经济富强国家！ |
| [03:45.90] | 冯：好！ |
| [03:46.50] | 郭：WTO啊，机构还挺大，它薄皮大馅十八个褶，它不能是包子！ |
| [03:52.92] | 冯：这不废话吗！ |
| [03:53.71] | 郭：中美谈判，难度特别大，是经过我们艰苦努力终于拿下！ |
| [04:01.70] | 冯：对！ |
| [04:01.35] | 郭：那美方代表，她还是个女的，刚把协议签订完她又把条件加，今晚宴会，我不想吃别的，来它半斤狗不理我一口能吃仨。 |
| [04:16.88] | 冯：哎呦……（笑） |
| [04:17.37] | 郭：别看这女代表，平时端庄又潇洒，可一见包子端上来她直接用手抓，那嘴还直bia哒，不错不错，味道好极了，用我们美国话叫“Verygood”！ |
| [04:34.32] | 郭：吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧！ |
| [04:35.27] | 冯：哎呦……（笑） |
| [04:38.81] | 郭：这期访谈，是由我所报的，哎我叫水均益，是就像一朵花，你可千万别说我小水，长得像包子。 |
| [04:48.37] | 冯：啊呐我叫郭冬临呐，我不像一朵花，但我肥头大耳没有褶，我确实像包子！ |
| [04:59.59] | 郭：谁像包子？ |
| [05:01.30] | 冯：我们焦点访谈是包子铺是吧，能这么改吗！？ |
| [05:05.11] | 郭：不能这么改。 |
| [05:05.69] | 冯：绝对不能！ |
| [05:06.88] | 郭：我还不改焦点访谈了，我改体育节目去，体育节目唱天津快板，是在合适不过了。 |
| [05:12.80] | 冯：真的？ |
| [05:13.39] | 郭：竹板这么一打呀，别的咱不夸…… |
| [05:16.84] | 冯：我夸一夸甲A联赛是狗不理包子。 |
| [05:21.73] | 郭：好！ |
| [05:22.25] | 冯：全是天津快板！ |
| [05:23.18] | 郭：这哪能啊？体育节目得有更高的追求，怎么能唱天津快板呢？ |
| [05:28.46] | 冯：不许。 |
| [05:29.80] | 郭：体育节目你得唱京东大鼓。京东大鼓据我所知全国就我一人会唱：火红的太阳刚出山呐，朝霞布满了半边天…… |
| [05:43.30] | 冯、郭：公路上走过来人两个呀…… |
| [05:46.34] | 冯：一个老汉一个青年呐呐呐呐！ |
| [05:52.40] | 郭：张老汉今年有50多岁。 |
| [05:56.84] | 冯：后跟她的女儿叫张桂兰。 |
| [06:03.80] | 郭：张老汉送他女儿把学上啊啊啊啊啊啊啊，啊呜！ |
| [06:07.46] | 冯：替他的女儿把行李担，昂昂昂昂昂昂昂，昂! |
| [06:12.75] | 郭/冯：桂兰要接扁担，让他爹爹歇会抽袋烟。你别看这个扁担是两头窄当不间宽，要不搁载是也不弯，要搁上了载，它是两头颤可就当不间弯，那再重的分量也不压肩那! |
| [06:27.87] | 郭：憋死你，就用这个种形式，放上新内容播出去，到那时体育节目一下就火了! |
| [06:35.33] | 冯：真的! |
| [06:35.89] | 郭：到那时候…… |
| [06:36.87] | 冯：别那时，就这时候。我们继续欢迎他用京东大鼓给我们播一回女足比赛。 |
| [06:45.10] | 郭：在这用京东大鼓唱女足比赛，来不了。 |
| [06:49.15] | 冯：怎么来不了？ |
| [06:49.84] | 郭：我没带三弦。 |
| [06:51.20] | 冯：我带着呢，王秘书把三弦拿来。 |
| [06:56.96] | 郭：弹弦子的还有秘书。 |
| [06:58.19] | 冯：废话，搓澡的还有副教授呢。 |
| [07:03.12] | 郭：行啊！我说这玩意没两三年工夫下不来。 |
| [07:27.25] | 郭：能不好吗？他小时候是弹棉花的。唱什么？ |
| [07:33.99] | 冯：女足。 |
| [07:41.41] | 郭：火红的太阳刚出山呐，球场上走来了半边天。中国队出场是人两个呀…… |
| [07:55.00] | 冯：几个？ |
| [07:55.38] | 郭：十一个呀，一个老汉，那是教练呐啊。 |
| [08:03.40] | 冯：介绍队员！ |
| [08:04.77] | 郭：孙雯她今年有五十多岁啊。 |
| [08:08.42] | 冯：几岁？ |
| [08:09.26] | 郭：十五六，二十五六岁啊。 |
| [08:11.59] | 冯：没准儿。 |
| [08:14.90] | 郭：后跟她的女儿…… |
| [08:16.36] | 冯：谁？ |
| [08:16.73] | 郭：不是，女队员，都是巾帼红颜。孙雯队长可不简单，她挑着担子把球传， |
| [08:28.41] | 冯：啊？ |
| [08:28.90] | 郭：你看这个球，它薄皮大馅十八个褶啊，狗不理的包子它没有这么圆。刘爱玲，要接扁担，让孙雯歇会抽袋烟。不是孙雯说，我起脚就要把门射啊，射完门，咱再抽烟呐。孙雯这只脚那是威力无边，它两头窄那个当不间宽，不搁上球，它也不颠，隔上了球，是两头颤那个当不间颠，多刁的角度也射不偏呐。哎呦，我的妈呀！孙雯猛然把门射…… |
| [09:08.45] | 冯：好！ |
| [09:09.42] | 郭：哎哎哎，哎哎，哎哎哎，哎咿哎哎哎哎。 |
| [09:16.32] | 冯：那球进没进呢？ |
| [09:17.49] | 郭：你等一会，只见那个球唉…… |
| [09:20.40] | 冯：怎么样？ |
| [09:20.51] | 郭：它奔着那个门唉…… |
| [09:22.73] | 冯：不，我问你进没进？ |
| [09:23.53] | 郭：哎哎哎哎，哎哎哎哎咿哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎。你要这足球进没进呐，下回转播接着谈，安安安安安安安安安安，安！ |
| [09:51.41] | 郭：怎么样，这么一播，全国上下的球迷朋友会有什么样的动作！ |
| [09:55.79] | 冯：反正你挨揍是肯定了，揍你个生活不能自理，有这么改的吗，你改栏目我不反对，但是你得按照一定的规律改，你不能胡改嘛，啊？ |
| [10:09.90] | 郭：巩哥，还有在坐的观众朋友们，我向你们保证，我再也不改体育节目了。 |
| [10:14.61] | 冯：这就对了。 |
| [10:15.30] | 郭：我改天气预报去…… |
| [10:17.42] | 冯：又来了。 |
| [10:18.23] | 郭：天气预报，就不能唱京东大鼓了。 |
| [10:21.58] | 冯：还得是天津快板。 |
| [10:23.19] | 郭：对嘛。 |
| [10:23.67] | 冯：说竹板这么一打呀，是雪片大如花，我仔细一看天上下的是狗不理包子。 |
| [10:31.47] | 郭：什么乱七八糟的。 |
| [10:34.51] | 冯：这不是你的思路吗。 |
| [10:35.50] | 郭：我的思路是说要用流行歌曲把天气预报唱出来，那才有新千年的感觉。 |
| [10:41.30] | 冯：真的？那我们继续欢迎吧。 |
| [10:46.61] | 郭：在这？用流行歌曲唱天气预报，来不了，我没带… |
| [10:51.25] | 冯：没带什么？ |
| [10:53.91] | 郭：我看出来了，全场他最坏，我会什么你带什么，我会什么你带什么，吉他!——你带了吗？ |
| [11:02.97] | 冯：我还真没带。 |
| [11:04.10] | 郭：用我们的行话叫guitar！ |
| [11:06.96] | 冯：我洗澡带着鞋趿呢。 |
| [11:09.82] | 郭：那趿拉板，石秘书把我吉他拿过来。 |
| [11:13.90] | 冯：他也带着秘书呢，哇，哇还是个女秘书啊。 |
| [11:19.63] | 郭：废话，男的谁带啊，行吗，自弹自唱。 |
| [11:35.38] | 冯：我试试：我的梦中不能没有你，即使黑夜永不再来，我的心中不能没有你，即使我的心儿已碎。 |
| [11:57.69] | 郭：好，就这种水平在我们门口，一分钱听七段。 |
| [12:03.00] | 冯：你贫不贫啊，现在就开始——天气预报 |
| [12:09.21] | 郭：一，二，三，四，听说过没见过未来的新世纪啊，跨着走两千年前途很壮丽，风又调雨又顺人民心欢喜呀，国又富民又强中国都是好天气呀，噢噢噢噢噢噢噢噢… |
| [12:38.86] | 冯：哎，外国就不刮风吗？ |
| [12:40.89] | 郭：你说什么？ |
| [12:41.29] | 冯：外国就不刮风？ |
| [12:42.27] | 郭：刮。 |
| [12:42.78] | 冯：几级？ |
| [12:43.27] | 郭：一二三四五六七啊。 |
| [12:45.85] | 冯：哎呦……（笑） |
| [12:50.50] | 郭：竹板这么一打啊，别的咱不夸，夸一夸传统美食狗不理包子，人都说我冬临美就像一朵花，其实我看冯巩才是狗不理包子。 |
| [13:04.29] | 冯：我招你惹你了？ |
| [00:03.81] | guo: qin ai de guan zhong peng you men guo nian hao! ai ya gong ge bie zhao ji, niu qun rang ta mang ta de, wo pei ni guo nian! |
| [00:14.82] | feng: zhen de? zhe jiu shi qin ge men a. |
| [00:21.54] | guo: dang ran shi qin ge men le, wo men lia wang zhe yi zhan, jiu zhe xing xiang, jiu shi shuang bao tai a. |
| [00:28.40] | feng: shui yao shuo you yi dian bu yi yang, na yan shen de you duo cha a! |
| [00:32.96] | guo: zhui qiu dou yi yang. |
| [00:35.42] | feng: ta gan shen me, wo jiu gan shen me. |
| [00:37.12] | guo: wo yao qu pai dian ying. |
| [00:38.78] | feng: wo jiu gao zhi pian. |
| [00:40.65] | guo: wo yao yan ying xiong. |
| [00:42.17] | feng: wo jiu yan mo fan. |
| [00:43.98] | guo: wo yao yan di pi. |
| [00:45.55] | feng: wo jiu yan hun dan. |
| [00:48.22] | guo: wo yao qu zuo xiao mai mai. |
| [00:49.76] | feng: wo jiu ba di tan lian. |
| [00:51.20] | guo: wo yao na ren yi ke cong. |
| [00:52.80] | feng: wo jiu den ren liang tou suan. |
| [00:54.34] | guo: wo yao tou ren si ge tu dou. |
| [00:55.63] | feng: wo jiu shun ren liu ge ji dan. |
| [00:56.97] | guo: wo yao jin le kan shou suo |
| [00:58.19] | feng: wo jiu jin wo tian tian gei ni song he fan. |
| [01:03.27] | guo: ni zen me bu jin qu? |
| [01:04.70] | feng: wo shi gong an ju de nei xian. |
| [01:05.79] | guo: dao mei jiu dao zai ni shou zhong le! |
| [01:08.67] | feng: xin qian nian, zan de gan dian zheng shi, shi bu shi? |
| [01:10.72] | guo: mei cuo, gong ge, wo bu zheng zuo mo zhe ne ma! zhong yang dian shi tai, hao duo lan mu dou yao chu xin. |
| [01:15.34] | feng: dui ya. |
| [01:16.34] | guo: zhe dui zan men lai shuo shi ge ji hui, wo de bang bang ta men. |
| [01:18.63] | feng: dui dui dui. |
| [01:19.19] | guo: ni shuo wo xian bang na ge lan mu. |
| [01:20.99] | feng: bang na ge lan mu a, na ge lan mu ruo ni jiu bang nei ge lan mu |
| [01:23.65] | guo: tai dui le! wo xian cong jiao dian fang tan xia shou, zhe ge jiao dian fang tan...... |
| [01:29.62] | feng: bie bie bie, du zhe ge lan mu ke bu ruo a! |
| [01:32.74] | guo: hai bu ruo ya! |
| [01:34.84] | feng: bu ruo bu ruo bu ruo |
| [01:35.90] | guo: yi ge ren wang na yi zuo, zhou zhe mei tou lao lao dao dao mei wan mei liao, duo dan diao a |
| [01:39.49] | feng: yi ni de yi si zen me ban? |
| [01:43.89] | guo: ni yao rang shui jun yi fang hong jin ta men bo jiao dian fang tan shi chang tian jin kuai ban. |
| [01:48.32] | feng: a? |
| [01:49.84] | guo: zhu ban zhe me yi da ya, shi bie de zan bu kua, wo kua yi kua chuan tong mei shi gou bu li bao zi, zhe gou bu li bao zi, ta jiu jing hao zai na ne, ta shi bao pi da xian shi ba ge zhe, jiu xiang yi duo hua. |
| [02:05.61] | feng: zhe shi xing rong bao zi, ni ke bu neng luan yong ta. |
| [02:09.85] | guo: dui. |
| [02:10.80] | feng: shuo na ge gu niang zhang de mei, jiu xiang yi duo hua, ni ke qian wan bu neng shuo na ge gu niang zhang de xiang bao zi. |
| [02:19.98] | guo: zen me yang! jiu yong zhe zhong xing shi fang shang xin nei rong, na jiao dian fang tan yi xia jiu huo le, dao na shi hou |
| [02:25.88] | feng: bie bie bie, jiu zhe shi hou. wo men jin tian jiu huan ying ta yong zhe zhong xing shi gei wo men bo yi hui jiao dian fang tan zen me yang. |
| [02:35.70] | guo: zai zhe yong tian jin kuai ban bo jiao dian fang tan? lai bu liao. |
| [02:38.98] | feng: zen me lai bu liao? |
| [02:39.67] | guo: mei dai ban ya. |
| [02:42.72] | feng: wo dai zhe ne. |
| [02:43.42] | guo: wo dai zhe ne |
| [02:50.19] | guo: ni dai ta gan ma ya! ni you bu hui da, ren na wan yi de da chu hua lai, ni da de gen zhuang xiu shi de, shui ting a. |
| [03:03.38] | guo: da hua hao, jiu she hui yao guo fan. |
| [03:16.98] | feng: mei gan shang, shao fei hua jiao dian fang tan! |
| [03:19.60] | guo: kai shi le zhe jiu? hai you yue dui? zhu ban zhe me yi da a, bie de zan bu kua, jin tian de jiao dian fang tan zan yao shuo dian ma, zan yao shuo dian ma nei, shi zan yao shuo dian ma, ai |
| [03:36.20] | feng guo: zan yao shuo dian ma! |
| [03:37.98] | feng: ni pin bu pin ne ni? |
| [03:40.45] | guo: ai, shuo yi shuo zhong guo ru guan fa zhan jing ji fu qiang guo jia! |
| [03:45.90] | feng: hao! |
| [03:46.50] | guo: WTO a, ji gou hai ting da, ta bao pi da xian shi ba ge zhe, ta bu neng shi bao zi! |
| [03:52.92] | feng: zhe bu fei hua ma! |
| [03:53.71] | guo: zhong mei tan pan, nan du te bie da, shi jing guo wo men jian ku nu li zhong yu na xia! |
| [04:01.70] | feng: dui! |
| [04:01.35] | guo: na mei fang dai biao, ta hai shi ge nv de, gang ba xie yi qian ding wan ta you ba tiao jian jia, jin wan yan hui, wo bu xiang chi bie de, lai ta ban jin gou bu li wo yi kou neng chi sa. |
| [04:16.88] | feng: ai you xiao |
| [04:17.37] | guo: bie kan zhe nv dai biao, ping shi duan zhuang you xiao sa, ke yi jian bao zi duan shang lai ta zhi jie yong shou zhua, na zui hai zhi bia da, bu cuo bu cuo, wei dao hao ji le, yong wo men mei guo hua jiao" Verygood"! |
| [04:34.32] | guo: ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba! |
| [04:35.27] | feng: ai you xiao |
| [04:38.81] | guo: zhe qi fang tan, shi you wo suo bao de, ai wo jiao shui jun yi, shi jiu xiang yi duo hua, ni ke qian wan bie shuo wo xiao shui, zhang de xiang bao zi. |
| [04:48.37] | feng: a na wo jiao guo dong lin na, wo bu xiang yi duo hua, dan wo fei tou da er mei you zhe, wo que shi xiang bao zi! |
| [04:59.59] | guo: shui xiang bao zi? |
| [05:01.30] | feng: wo men jiao dian fang tan shi bao zi pu shi ba, neng zhe me gai ma!? |
| [05:05.11] | guo: bu neng zhe me gai. |
| [05:05.69] | feng: jue dui bu neng! |
| [05:06.88] | guo: wo hai bu gai jiao dian fang tan le, wo gai ti yu jie mu qu, ti yu jie mu chang tian jin kuai ban, shi zai he shi bu guo le. |
| [05:12.80] | feng: zhen de? |
| [05:13.39] | guo: zhu ban zhe me yi da ya, bie de zan bu kua |
| [05:16.84] | feng: wo kua yi kua jia A lian sai shi gou bu li bao zi. |
| [05:21.73] | guo: hao! |
| [05:22.25] | feng: quan shi tian jin kuai ban! |
| [05:23.18] | guo: zhe na neng a? ti yu jie mu de you geng gao de zhui qiu, zen me neng chang tian jin kuai ban ne? |
| [05:28.46] | feng: bu xu. |
| [05:29.80] | guo: ti yu jie mu ni de chang jing dong da gu. jing dong da gu ju wo suo zhi quan guo jiu wo yi ren hui chang: huo hong de tai yang gang chu shan na, zhao xia bu man le ban bian tian |
| [05:43.30] | feng guo: gong lu shang zou guo lai ren liang ge ya |
| [05:46.34] | feng: yi ge lao han yi ge qing nian na na na na! |
| [05:52.40] | guo: zhang lao han jin nian you 50 duo sui. |
| [05:56.84] | feng: hou gen ta de nv er jiao zhang gui lan. |
| [06:03.80] | guo: zhang lao han song ta nv er ba xue shang a a a a a a a, a wu! |
| [06:07.46] | feng: ti ta de nv er ba xing li dan, ang ang ang ang ang ang ang, ang! |
| [06:12.75] | guo feng: gui lan yao jie bian dan, rang ta die die xie hui chou dai yan. ni bie kan zhe ge bian dan shi liang tou zhai dang bu jian kuan, yao bu ge zai shi ye bu wan, yao ge shang le zai, ta shi liang tou chan ke jiu dang bu jian wan, na zai zhong de fen liang ye bu ya jian na! |
| [06:27.87] | guo: bie si ni, jiu yong zhe ge zhong xing shi, fang shang xin nei rong bo chu qu, dao na shi ti yu jie mu yi xia jiu huo le! |
| [06:35.33] | feng: zhen de! |
| [06:35.89] | guo: dao na shi hou |
| [06:36.87] | feng: bie na shi, jiu zhe shi hou. wo men ji xu huan ying ta yong jing dong da gu gei wo men bo yi hui nv zu bi sai. |
| [06:45.10] | guo: zai zhe yong jing dong da gu chang nv zu bi sai, lai bu liao. |
| [06:49.15] | feng: zen me lai bu liao? |
| [06:49.84] | guo: wo mei dai san xian. |
| [06:51.20] | feng: wo dai zhe ne, wang mi shu ba san xian na lai. |
| [06:56.96] | guo: dan xian zi de hai you mi shu. |
| [06:58.19] | feng: fei hua, cuo zao de hai you fu jiao shou ne. |
| [07:03.12] | guo: xing a! wo shuo zhe wan yi mei liang san nian gong fu xia bu lai. |
| [07:27.25] | guo: neng bu hao ma? ta xiao shi hou shi tan mian hua de. chang shen me? |
| [07:33.99] | feng: nv zu. |
| [07:41.41] | guo: huo hong de tai yang gang chu shan na, qiu chang shang zou lai le ban bian tian. zhong guo dui chu chang shi ren liang ge ya |
| [07:55.00] | feng: ji ge? |
| [07:55.38] | guo: shi yi ge ya, yi ge lao han, na shi jiao lian na a. |
| [08:03.40] | feng: jie shao dui yuan! |
| [08:04.77] | guo: sun wen ta jin nian you wu shi duo sui a. |
| [08:08.42] | feng: ji sui? |
| [08:09.26] | guo: shi wu liu, er shi wu liu sui a. |
| [08:11.59] | feng: mei zhun r. |
| [08:14.90] | guo: hou gen ta de nv er |
| [08:16.36] | feng: shui? |
| [08:16.73] | guo: bu shi, nv dui yuan, dou shi jin guo hong yan. sun wen dui zhang ke bu jian dan, ta tiao zhe dan zi ba qiu chuan, |
| [08:28.41] | feng: a? |
| [08:28.90] | guo: ni kan zhe ge qiu, ta bao pi da xian shi ba ge zhe a, gou bu li de bao zi ta mei you zhe me yuan. liu ai ling, yao jie bian dan, rang sun wen xie hui chou dai yan. bu shi sun wen shuo, wo qi jiao jiu yao ba men she a, she wan men, zan zai chou yan na. sun wen zhe zhi jiao na shi wei li wu bian, ta liang tou zhai na ge dang bu jian kuan, bu ge shang qiu, ta ye bu dian, ge shang le qiu, shi liang tou chan na ge dang bu jian dian, duo diao de jiao du ye she bu pian na. ai you, wo de ma ya! sun wen meng ran ba men she |
| [09:08.45] | feng: hao! |
| [09:09.42] | guo: ai ai ai, ai ai, ai ai ai, ai yi ai ai ai ai. |
| [09:16.32] | feng: na qiu jin mei jin ne? |
| [09:17.49] | guo: ni deng yi hui, zhi jian na ge qiu ai |
| [09:20.40] | feng: zen me yang? |
| [09:20.51] | guo: ta ben zhe na ge men ai |
| [09:22.73] | feng: bu, wo wen ni jin mei jin? |
| [09:23.53] | guo: ai ai ai ai, ai ai ai ai yi ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai. ni yao zhe zu qiu jin mei jin na, xia hui zhuan bo jie zhe tan, an an an an an an an an an an, an! |
| [09:51.41] | guo: zen me yang, zhe me yi bo, quan guo shang xia de qiu mi peng you hui you shen me yang de dong zuo! |
| [09:55.79] | feng: fan zheng ni ai zou shi ken ding le, zou ni ge sheng huo bu neng zi li, you zhe me gai de ma, ni gai lan mu wo bu fan dui, dan shi ni de an zhao yi ding de gui lv gai, ni bu neng hu gai ma, a? |
| [10:09.90] | guo: gong ge, hai you zai zuo de guan zhong peng you men, wo xiang ni men bao zheng, wo zai ye bu gai ti yu jie mu le. |
| [10:14.61] | feng: zhe jiu dui le. |
| [10:15.30] | guo: wo gai tian qi yu bao qu |
| [10:17.42] | feng: you lai le. |
| [10:18.23] | guo: tian qi yu bao, jiu bu neng chang jing dong da gu le. |
| [10:21.58] | feng: hai de shi tian jin kuai ban. |
| [10:23.19] | guo: dui ma. |
| [10:23.67] | feng: shuo zhu ban zhe me yi da ya, shi xue pian da ru hua, wo zi xi yi kan tian shang xia de shi gou bu li bao zi. |
| [10:31.47] | guo: shen me luan qi ba zao de. |
| [10:34.51] | feng: zhe bu shi ni de si lu ma. |
| [10:35.50] | guo: wo de si lu shi shuo yao yong liu xing ge qu ba tian qi yu bao chang chu lai, na cai you xin qian nian de gan jue. |
| [10:41.30] | feng: zhen de? na wo men ji xu huan ying ba. |
| [10:46.61] | guo: zai zhe? yong liu xing ge qu chang tian qi yu bao, lai bu liao, wo mei dai |
| [10:51.25] | feng: mei dai shen me? |
| [10:53.91] | guo: wo kan chu lai le, quan chang ta zui huai, wo hui shen me ni dai shen me, wo hui shen me ni dai shen me, ji ta! ni dai le ma? |
| [11:02.97] | feng: wo hai zhen mei dai. |
| [11:04.10] | guo: yong wo men de hang hua jiao guitar! |
| [11:06.96] | feng: wo xi zao dai zhe xie ta ne. |
| [11:09.82] | guo: na ta la ban, shi mi shu ba wo ji ta na guo lai. |
| [11:13.90] | feng: ta ye dai zhe mi shu ne, wa, wa hai shi ge nv mi shu a. |
| [11:19.63] | guo: fei hua, nan de shui dai a, xing ma, zi dan zi chang. |
| [11:35.38] | feng: wo shi shi: wo de meng zhong bu neng mei you ni, ji shi hei ye yong bu zai lai, wo de xin zhong bu neng mei you ni, ji shi wo de xin er yi sui. |
| [11:57.69] | guo: hao, jiu zhe zhong shui ping zai wo men men kou, yi fen qian ting qi duan. |
| [12:03.00] | feng: ni pin bu pin a, xian zai jiu kai shi tian qi yu bao |
| [12:09.21] | guo: yi, er, san, si, ting shuo guo mei jian guo wei lai de xin shi ji a, kua zhe zou liang qian nian qian tu hen zhuang li, feng you diao yu you shun ren min xin huan xi ya, guo you fu min you qiang zhong guo du shi hao tian qi ya, o o o o o o o o |
| [12:38.86] | feng: ai, wai guo jiu bu gua feng ma? |
| [12:40.89] | guo: ni shuo shi mo? |
| [12:41.29] | feng: wai guo jiu bu gua feng? |
| [12:42.27] | guo: gua. |
| [12:42.78] | feng: ji ji? |
| [12:43.27] | guo: yi er san si wu liu qi a. |
| [12:45.85] | feng: ai you xiao |
| [12:50.50] | guo: zhu ban zhe me yi da a, bie de zan bu kua, kua yi kua chuan tong mei shi gou bu li bao zi, ren dou shuo wo dong lin mei jiu xiang yi duo hua, qi shi wo kan feng gong cai shi gou bu li bao zi. |
| [13:04.29] | feng: wo zhao ni re ni le? |
| [00:03.81] | guō: qīn ài de guān zhòng péng yǒu men guò nián hǎo! āi yā gǒng gē bié zháo jí, niú qún ràng tā máng tā de, wǒ péi nǐ guò nián! |
| [00:14.82] | féng: zhēn de? zhè jiù shì qīn gē men a. |
| [00:21.54] | guō: dāng rán shì qīn gē men le, wǒ men liǎ wǎng zhè yī zhàn, jiù zhè xíng xiàng, jiù shì shuāng bāo tāi a. |
| [00:28.40] | féng: shuí yào shuō yǒu yì diǎn bù yí yàng, nà yǎn shén dé yǒu duō chà a! |
| [00:32.96] | guō: zhuī qiú dōu yí yàng. |
| [00:35.42] | féng: tā gàn shén me, wǒ jiù gàn shén me. |
| [00:37.12] | guō: wǒ yào qù pāi diàn yǐng. |
| [00:38.78] | féng: wǒ jiù gǎo zhì piàn. |
| [00:40.65] | guō: wǒ yào yǎn yīng xióng. |
| [00:42.17] | féng: wǒ jiù yǎn mó fàn. |
| [00:43.98] | guō: wǒ yào yǎn dì pǐ. |
| [00:45.55] | féng: wǒ jiù yǎn hún dàn. |
| [00:48.22] | guō: wǒ yào qù zuò xiǎo mǎi mài. |
| [00:49.76] | féng: wǒ jiù bǎ dì tān liàn. |
| [00:51.20] | guō: wǒ yào ná rén yī kē cōng. |
| [00:52.80] | féng: wǒ jiù dèn rén liǎng tóu suàn. |
| [00:54.34] | guō: wǒ yào tōu rén sì gè tǔ dòu. |
| [00:55.63] | féng: wǒ jiù shùn rén liù ge jī dàn. |
| [00:56.97] | guō: wǒ yào jìn le kān shǒu suǒ |
| [00:58.19] | féng: wǒ jiù jìn wǒ tiān tiān gěi nǐ sòng hé fàn. |
| [01:03.27] | guō: nǐ zěn me bù jìn qù? |
| [01:04.70] | féng: wǒ shì gōng ān jú de nèi xiàn. |
| [01:05.79] | guō: dǎo méi jiù dào zài nǐ shǒu zhōng le! |
| [01:08.67] | féng: xīn qiān nián, zán dé gàn diǎn zhèng shì, shì bú shì? |
| [01:10.72] | guō: méi cuò, gǒng gē, wǒ bù zhèng zuó mo zhè ne ma! zhōng yāng diàn shì tái, hǎo duō lán mù dōu yào chū xīn. |
| [01:15.34] | féng: duì ya. |
| [01:16.34] | guō: zhè duì zán men lái shuō shì gè jī huì, wǒ dé bāng bāng tā men. |
| [01:18.63] | féng: duì duì duì. |
| [01:19.19] | guō: nǐ shuō wǒ xiān bāng nà gè lán mù. |
| [01:20.99] | féng: bāng nà gè lán mù a, nà gè lán mù ruò nǐ jiù bāng něi gè lán mù |
| [01:23.65] | guō: tài duì le! wǒ xiān cóng jiāo diǎn fǎng tán xià shǒu, zhè gè jiāo diǎn fǎng tán...... |
| [01:29.62] | féng: biè biè bié, dū zhè gè lán mù kě bù ruò a! |
| [01:32.74] | guō: hái bù ruò ya! |
| [01:34.84] | féng: bù ruò bù ruò bù ruò |
| [01:35.90] | guō: yí ge rén wǎng nà yī zuò, zhòu zhe méi tóu lào lào dāo dāo méi wán méi liǎo, duō dān diào a |
| [01:39.49] | féng: yī nǐ de yì sī zěn me bàn? |
| [01:43.89] | guō: nǐ yào ràng shuǐ jūn yì fāng hóng jìn tā men bō jiāo diǎn fǎng tán shí chàng tiān jīn kuài bǎn. |
| [01:48.32] | féng: a? |
| [01:49.84] | guō: zhú bǎn zhè me yī dǎ ya, shì bié de zán bù kuā, wǒ kuā yī kuā chuán tǒng měi shí gǒu bù lǐ bāo zi, zhè gǒu bù lǐ bāo zi, tā jiū jìng hǎo zài nǎ ne, tā shì báo pí dà xiàn shí bā gè zhě, jiù xiàng yī duǒ huā. |
| [02:05.61] | féng: zhè shì xíng róng bāo zi, nǐ kě bù néng luàn yòng tā. |
| [02:09.85] | guō: duì. |
| [02:10.80] | féng: shuō nà gè gū niáng zhǎng de měi, jiù xiàng yī duǒ huā, nǐ kě qiān wàn bù néng shuō nà gè gū niáng zhǎng de xiàng bāo zi. |
| [02:19.98] | guō: zěn me yàng! jiù yòng zhè zhǒng xíng shì fàng shàng xīn nèi róng, nà jiāo diǎn fǎng tán yī xià jiù huǒ le, dào nà shí hou |
| [02:25.88] | féng: biè biè bié, jiù zhè shí hòu. wǒ men jīn tiān jiù huān yíng tā yòng zhè zhǒng xíng shì gěi wǒ men bō yī huí jiāo diǎn fǎng tán zěn me yàng. |
| [02:35.70] | guō: zài zhè yòng tiān jīn kuài bǎn bō jiāo diǎn fǎng tán? lái bù liǎo. |
| [02:38.98] | féng: zěn me lái bù liǎo? |
| [02:39.67] | guō: méi dài bǎn ya. |
| [02:42.72] | féng: wǒ dài zhe ne. |
| [02:43.42] | guō: wǒ dài zhe ne |
| [02:50.19] | guō: nǐ dài tā gàn ma ya! nǐ yòu bú huì dǎ, rén nà wán yì de dǎ chū huā lái, nǐ dǎ dé gēn zhuāng xiū shì de, shuí tīng a. |
| [03:03.38] | guō: dǎ huā hǎo, jiù shè huì yào guò fàn. |
| [03:16.98] | féng: méi gǎn shàng, shǎo fèi huà jiāo diǎn fǎng tán! |
| [03:19.60] | guō: kāi shǐ le zhè jiù? hái yǒu yuè duì? zhú bǎn zhè me yī dǎ a, bié de zán bù kuā, jīn tiān de jiāo diǎn fǎng tán zán yào shuō diǎn ma, zán yào shuō diǎn ma nèi, shì zán yào shuō diǎn ma, āi |
| [03:36.20] | féng guō: zán yào shuō diǎn ma! |
| [03:37.98] | féng: nǐ pín bù pín ne nǐ? |
| [03:40.45] | guō: āi, shuō yī shuō zhōng guó rù guān fā zhǎn jīng jì fù qiáng guó jiā! |
| [03:45.90] | féng: hǎo! |
| [03:46.50] | guō: WTO a, jī gòu hái tǐng dà, tā báo pí dà xiàn shí bā gè zhě, tā bù néng shì bāo zi! |
| [03:52.92] | féng: zhè bù fèi huà ma! |
| [03:53.71] | guō: zhōng měi tán pàn, nán dù tè bié dà, shì jīng guò wǒ men jiān kǔ nǔ lì zhōng yú ná xià! |
| [04:01.70] | féng: duì! |
| [04:01.35] | guō: nà měi fāng dài biǎo, tā hái shì gè nǚ de, gāng bǎ xié yì qiān dìng wán tā yòu bǎ tiáo jiàn jiā, jīn wǎn yàn huì, wǒ bù xiǎng chī bié de, lái tā bàn jīn gǒu bù lǐ wǒ yī kǒu néng chī sā. |
| [04:16.88] | féng: āi yōu xiào |
| [04:17.37] | guō: bié kàn zhè nǚ dài biǎo, píng shí duān zhuāng yòu xiāo sǎ, kě yī jiàn bāo zi duān shàng lái tā zhí jiē yòng shǒu zhuā, nà zuǐ hái zhí bia dā, bù cuò bù cuò, wèi dào hǎo jí le, yòng wǒ men měi guó huà jiào" Verygood"! |
| [04:34.32] | guō: bā bā bā bā bā bā bā bā bā bā bā bā ba! |
| [04:35.27] | féng: āi yōu xiào |
| [04:38.81] | guō: zhè qī fǎng tán, shì yóu wǒ suǒ bào de, āi wǒ jiào shuǐ jūn yì, shì jiù xiàng yī duǒ huā, nǐ kě qiān wàn bié shuō wǒ xiǎo shuǐ, zhǎng de xiàng bāo zi. |
| [04:48.37] | féng: a nà wǒ jiào guō dōng lín nà, wǒ bù xiàng yī duǒ huā, dàn wǒ féi tóu dà ěr méi yǒu zhě, wǒ què shí xiàng bāo zi! |
| [04:59.59] | guō: shuí xiàng bāo zi? |
| [05:01.30] | féng: wǒ men jiāo diǎn fǎng tán shì bāo zi pù shì ba, néng zhè me gǎi ma!? |
| [05:05.11] | guō: bù néng zhè me gǎi. |
| [05:05.69] | féng: jué duì bù néng! |
| [05:06.88] | guō: wǒ hái bù gǎi jiāo diǎn fǎng tán le, wǒ gǎi tǐ yù jié mù qù, tǐ yù jié mù chàng tiān jīn kuài bǎn, shì zài hé shì bù guò le. |
| [05:12.80] | féng: zhēn de? |
| [05:13.39] | guō: zhú bǎn zhè me yī dǎ ya, bié de zán bù kuā |
| [05:16.84] | féng: wǒ kuā yī kuā jiǎ A lián sài shì gǒu bù lǐ bāo zi. |
| [05:21.73] | guō: hǎo! |
| [05:22.25] | féng: quán shì tiān jīn kuài bǎn! |
| [05:23.18] | guō: zhè nǎ néng a? tǐ yù jié mù dé yǒu gèng gāo de zhuī qiú, zěn me néng chàng tiān jīn kuài bǎn ne? |
| [05:28.46] | féng: bù xǔ. |
| [05:29.80] | guō: tǐ yù jié mù nǐ dé chàng jīng dōng dà gǔ. jīng dōng dà gǔ jù wǒ suǒ zhī quán guó jiù wǒ yī rén huì chàng: huǒ hóng de tài yáng gāng chū shān nà, zhāo xiá bù mǎn le bàn biān tiān |
| [05:43.30] | féng guō: gōng lù shàng zǒu guò lái rén liǎng gè ya |
| [05:46.34] | féng: yí gè lǎo hàn yí gè qīng nián nà nà nà nà! |
| [05:52.40] | guō: zhāng lǎo hàn jīn nián yǒu 50 duō suì. |
| [05:56.84] | féng: hòu gēn tā de nǚ ér jiào zhāng guì lán. |
| [06:03.80] | guō: zhāng lǎo hàn sòng tā nǚ ér bǎ xué shàng a a a a a a a, a wū! |
| [06:07.46] | féng: tì tā de nǚ ér bǎ xíng lǐ dān, áng áng áng áng áng áng áng, áng! |
| [06:12.75] | guō féng: guì lán yào jiē biǎn dàn, ràng tā diē diē xiē huì chōu dài yān. nǐ bié kàn zhè gè biǎn dàn shì liǎng tóu zhǎi dāng bù jiān kuān, yào bù gē zài shì yě bù wān, yào gē shàng le zài, tā shì liǎng tóu chàn kě jiù dāng bù jiān wān, nà zài zhòng de fèn liàng yě bù yā jiān nà! |
| [06:27.87] | guō: biē sǐ nǐ, jiù yòng zhè gè zhǒng xíng shì, fàng shàng xīn nèi róng bō chū qù, dào nà shí tǐ yù jié mù yī xià jiù huǒ le! |
| [06:35.33] | féng: zhēn de! |
| [06:35.89] | guō: dào nà shí hou |
| [06:36.87] | féng: bié nà shí, jiù zhè shí hòu. wǒ men jì xù huān yíng tā yòng jīng dōng dà gǔ gěi wǒ men bō yī huí nǚ zú bǐ sài. |
| [06:45.10] | guō: zài zhè yòng jīng dōng dà gǔ chàng nǚ zú bǐ sài, lái bù liǎo. |
| [06:49.15] | féng: zěn me lái bù liǎo? |
| [06:49.84] | guō: wǒ méi dài sān xián. |
| [06:51.20] | féng: wǒ dài zhe ne, wáng mì shū bǎ sān xián ná lái. |
| [06:56.96] | guō: dàn xián zǐ de hái yǒu mì shū. |
| [06:58.19] | féng: fèi huà, cuō zǎo de hái yǒu fù jiào shòu ne. |
| [07:03.12] | guō: xíng a! wǒ shuō zhè wán yì méi liǎng sān nián gōng fū xià bù lái. |
| [07:27.25] | guō: néng bù hǎo ma? tā xiǎo shí hòu shì tán mián huā de. chàng shén me? |
| [07:33.99] | féng: nǚ zú. |
| [07:41.41] | guō: huǒ hóng de tài yáng gāng chū shān nà, qiú chǎng shàng zǒu lái le bàn biān tiān. zhōng guó duì chū chǎng shì rén liǎng gè ya |
| [07:55.00] | féng: jǐ gè? |
| [07:55.38] | guō: shí yí gè ya, yí gè lǎo hàn, nà shi jiào liàn nà a. |
| [08:03.40] | féng: jiè shào duì yuán! |
| [08:04.77] | guō: sūn wén tā jīn nián yǒu wǔ shí duō suì a. |
| [08:08.42] | féng: jǐ suì? |
| [08:09.26] | guō: shí wǔ liù, èr shí wǔ liù suì a. |
| [08:11.59] | féng: méi zhǔn r. |
| [08:14.90] | guō: hòu gēn tā de nǚ ér |
| [08:16.36] | féng: shuí? |
| [08:16.73] | guō: bú shì, nǚ duì yuán, dōu shì jīn guó hóng yán. sūn wén duì zhǎng kě bù jiǎn dān, tā tiāo zhe dàn zi bǎ qiú chuán, |
| [08:28.41] | féng: a? |
| [08:28.90] | guō: nǐ kàn zhè gè qiú, tā báo pí dà xiàn shí bā gè zhě a, gǒu bù lǐ de bāo zi tā méi yǒu zhè me yuán. liú ài líng, yào jiē biǎn dàn, ràng sūn wén xiē huì chōu dài yān. bú shì sūn wén shuō, wǒ qǐ jiǎo jiù yào bǎ mén shè a, shè wán mén, zán zài chōu yān nà. sūn wén zhè zhǐ jiǎo nà shi wēi lì wú biān, tā liǎng tóu zhǎi nà gè dāng bù jiān kuān, bù gē shàng qiú, tā yě bù diān, gé shàng le qiú, shì liǎng tóu chàn nà gè dāng bù jiān diān, duō diāo de jiǎo dù yě shè bù piān nà. āi yōu, wǒ de mā ya! sūn wén měng rán bǎ mén shè |
| [09:08.45] | féng: hǎo! |
| [09:09.42] | guō: āi āi āi, āi āi, āi āi āi, āi yī āi āi āi āi. |
| [09:16.32] | féng: nà qiú jìn méi jìn ne? |
| [09:17.49] | guō: nǐ děng yī huì, zhī jiàn nà gè qiú āi |
| [09:20.40] | féng: zěn me yàng? |
| [09:20.51] | guō: tā bēn zhe nà gè mén āi |
| [09:22.73] | féng: bù, wǒ wèn nǐ jìn méi jìn? |
| [09:23.53] | guō: āi āi āi āi, āi āi āi āi yī āi āi āi āi āi āi āi āi āi āi āi āi āi āi āi āi āi. nǐ yào zhè zú qiú jìn méi jìn nà, xià huí zhuǎn bō jiē zhe tán, ān ān ān ān ān ān ān ān ān ān, ān! |
| [09:51.41] | guō: zěn me yàng, zhè me yī bō, quán guó shàng xià de qiú mí péng yǒu huì yǒu shén me yàng de dòng zuò! |
| [09:55.79] | féng: fǎn zhèng nǐ ái zòu shì kěn dìng le, zòu nǐ gè shēng huó bù néng zì lǐ, yǒu zhè me gǎi de ma, nǐ gǎi lán mù wǒ bù fǎn duì, dàn shì nǐ de àn zhào yí dìng de guī lǜ gǎi, nǐ bù néng hú gǎi ma, a? |
| [10:09.90] | guō: gǒng gē, hái yǒu zài zuò de guān zhòng péng yǒu men, wǒ xiàng nǐ men bǎo zhèng, wǒ zài yě bù gǎi tǐ yù jié mù le. |
| [10:14.61] | féng: zhè jiù duì le. |
| [10:15.30] | guō: wǒ gǎi tiān qì yù bào qù |
| [10:17.42] | féng: yòu lái le. |
| [10:18.23] | guō: tiān qì yù bào, jiù bù néng chàng jīng dōng dà gǔ le. |
| [10:21.58] | féng: hái dé shì tiān jīn kuài bǎn. |
| [10:23.19] | guō: duì ma. |
| [10:23.67] | féng: shuō zhú bǎn zhè me yī dǎ ya, shì xuě piàn dà rú huā, wǒ zǐ xì yī kàn tiān shàng xià de shì gǒu bù lǐ bāo zi. |
| [10:31.47] | guō: shén me luàn qī bā zāo de. |
| [10:34.51] | féng: zhè bú shì nǐ de sī lù ma. |
| [10:35.50] | guō: wǒ de sī lù shì shuō yào yòng liú xíng gē qǔ bǎ tiān qì yù bào chàng chū lái, nà cái yǒu xīn qiān nián de gǎn jué. |
| [10:41.30] | féng: zhēn de? nà wǒ men jì xù huān yíng ba. |
| [10:46.61] | guō: zài zhè? yòng liú xíng gē qǔ chàng tiān qì yù bào, lái bù liǎo, wǒ méi dài |
| [10:51.25] | féng: méi dài shén me? |
| [10:53.91] | guō: wǒ kàn chū lái le, quán chǎng tā zuì huài, wǒ huì shén me nǐ dài shén me, wǒ huì shén me nǐ dài shén me, jí tā! nǐ dài le ma? |
| [11:02.97] | féng: wǒ hái zhēn méi dài. |
| [11:04.10] | guō: yòng wǒ men de háng huà jiào guitar! |
| [11:06.96] | féng: wǒ xǐ zǎo dài zhe xié tā ne. |
| [11:09.82] | guō: nà tā lā bǎn, shí mì shū bǎ wǒ jí tā ná guò lái. |
| [11:13.90] | féng: tā yě dài zhe mì shū ne, wa, wa hái shì gè nǚ mì shū a. |
| [11:19.63] | guō: fèi huà, nán de shuí dài a, xíng ma, zì dàn zì chàng. |
| [11:35.38] | féng: wǒ shì shì: wǒ de mèng zhōng bù néng méi yǒu nǐ, jí shǐ hēi yè yǒng bù zài lái, wǒ de xīn zhōng bù néng méi yǒu nǐ, jí shǐ wǒ de xīn ér yǐ suì. |
| [11:57.69] | guō: hǎo, jiù zhè zhǒng shuǐ píng zài wǒ men mén kǒu, yī fēn qián tīng qī duàn. |
| [12:03.00] | féng: nǐ pín bù pín a, xiàn zài jiù kāi shǐ tiān qì yù bào |
| [12:09.21] | guō: yī, èr, sān, sì, tīng shuō guò méi jiàn guò wèi lái de xīn shì jì a, kuà zhe zǒu liǎng qiān nián qián tú hěn zhuàng lì, fēng yòu diào yǔ yòu shùn rén mín xīn huān xǐ ya, guó yòu fù mín yòu qiáng zhōng guó dū shì hǎo tiān qì ya, ō ō ō ō ō ō ō ō |
| [12:38.86] | féng: āi, wài guó jiù bù guā fēng ma? |
| [12:40.89] | guō: nǐ shuō shí mǒ? |
| [12:41.29] | féng: wài guó jiù bù guā fēng? |
| [12:42.27] | guō: guā. |
| [12:42.78] | féng: jǐ jí? |
| [12:43.27] | guō: yī èr sān sì wǔ liù qī a. |
| [12:45.85] | féng: āi yōu xiào |
| [12:50.50] | guō: zhú bǎn zhè me yī dǎ a, bié de zán bù kuā, kuā yī kuā chuán tǒng měi shí gǒu bù lǐ bāo zi, rén dōu shuō wǒ dōng lín měi jiù xiàng yī duǒ huā, qí shí wǒ kàn féng gǒng cái shì gǒu bù lǐ bāo zi. |
| [13:04.29] | féng: wǒ zhāo nǐ rě nǐ le? |
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