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Morning' s here měi hǎo de |
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The morning' s here zǎo chén yòu lái dào |
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Sunshine is here yáng guāng lòu liǎn |
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The sky is clear qíng kōng wàn lǐ |
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The morning' s here |
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The morning' s here měi hǎo de zǎo chén yòu lái dào |
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Hey! |
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Do you have to do that? It' s Saturday! nǐ yí dìng yào chàng ma? jīn tiān shì xīng qī liù |
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Oh, come on! bié zhè yàng ma |
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Morning' s here! zǎo chén lái dào le |
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I hate this apartment! wǒ hèn zhè céng gōng yù |
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I hate this wall color! I hate that it still smells like bird! wǒ hèn qiáng bì de yán sè wǒ hèn zhè lǐ hái shì yǒu jī yā de wèi dào |
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I hate that singing guy! wǒ hèn nà gè chàng gē de rén |
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Are you kidding? I love that guy! bú huì ba, wǒ hǎo xǐ huān tā |
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Morning' s here měi hǎo de zǎo chén yòu lái dào |
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Stop it! bì zuǐ |
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I will kill you. xiǎo xīn wǒ zǎi le nǐ |
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I hate that my room is so small. wǒ hèn wǒ de fáng jiān nà me xiǎo |
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I have all the space I need. Do what I did. wǒ jiù jué de kōng jiān gòu yòng, xué xué wǒ ba |
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You don' t even have a bed. You sleep in a ball on the floor! nǐ lián chuáng dōu méi yǒu shuì zài dì shàng de lǎn gǔ tou |
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I am tired of your bellyaching. nǐ bié zài suì suì niàn le |
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I' ve worked hard to make this a nice place for us. wǒ hěn nǔ lì de bǎ zhè lǐ bù zhì shū shì |
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I know. I' m so sorry. wǒ zhī dào, duì bù qǐ |
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I' m sorry, okay? méi guān xì |
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It' s a great apartment! kàn ba, zhè lǐ hěn hǎo |
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Shut up! This place is a hole! bì zuǐ, zhè lǐ làn sǐ le |
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The One with All the Haste běn jí bō chū:" shǎn diàn jué dìng" |
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I still can' t believe you' ve got an earring! wǒ hái shì bù gǎn xiāng xìn nǐ chuān le ěr dòng |
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I know, I know. Who am l? David Bowie? wǒ zhī dào wǒ shì shuí? dà wèi bào yī? |
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He does that? tā huì nà yàng ma? |
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I don' t know. Whatever. bù xiǎo de, suí biàn |
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I think it makes you look really dangerous. nǐ zhè yàng kàn qǐ lái hǎo wēi xiǎn |
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Oh, I know. wǒ zhī dào |
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You know what? nǐ zhī dào ma? |
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I never would' ve gotten this if it weren' t for you. yào bú shì nǐ, wǒ yǒng yuǎn bú huì chuān ěr dòng |
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When I' m with you, I' m like... zhēn de, gēn nǐ zài yì qǐ shí |
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... this whole other guy. I love that guy! wǒ jiù biàn le yí ge rén wǒ ài nà gè rén |
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I mean, I love you too. A lot. wǒ yě hěn ài nǐ |
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But that guy! bù guò nà gè rén |
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I love that guy! wǒ ài nà gè rén |
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I love both of you. wǒ ài nǐ men liǎng gè |
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I wish I didn' t have to go. wǒ hǎo bù xiǎng zǒu |
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Then don' t. nà jiù bié zǒu |
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Stay here. Don' t go so soon to London. liú xià lái bié jí zhe huí lún dūn |
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Just one more day. zài liú 1 tiān jiù hǎo |
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Please don' t do this to me again. luó sī, bié zài yǐn yòu wǒ le |
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I' d stay, but I' ve already missed so much work. They' ll fire me. wǒ yě xiǎng dàn wǒ qǐng le nà me duō jiǎ, huì bèi kāi chú |
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So? Then you could stay as long as you want. nà nǐ jiù kě yǐ jìn qíng liú xià lái le |
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I wish I could. wǒ yě hěn xiǎng |
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Oh, no. Don' t start packing. bú yào, bú yào dǎ bāo |
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Come on! bài tuō la |
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I don' t think you understand packing. nà bù jiào dǎ bāo |
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I don' t want to leave it till last. Last time, I left my knickers here. wǒ bù xiǎng tuō dào zuì hòu yī kè shàng cì wǒ bǎ qiú xié wàng zài zhè lǐ |
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Yeah, I know. I tried them on. wǒ zhī dào, wǒ yǒu tōu chuān |
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You didn' t! bú huì ba |
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No, I didn' t. I didn' t want to be " that guy." piàn nǐ de, wǒ bù xiǎng xué lìng yí gè wǒ |
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Excuse me? shén me? |
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Your pants. nǐ de kù zi |
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Oh yeah! You like them? ō duì, nǐ xǐ huān ma? |
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I went to a usedclothes store and got maternity stuff. wǒ qù èr shǒu yī diàn mǎi yùn fù zhuāng |
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These are so comfortable. zhè tiáo kù zi hǎo shū fú |
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Pheebs, those are Santa pants. fēi bǐ, nà shi shèng dàn kù |
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Santa pants. shén me? shèng dàn kù |
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Santa Claus' pants. shèng dàn lǎo rén de kù zi |
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No. They' re maternity pants. cái bú shì, zhè shì yùn fù kù |
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They even came with a list of baby names. See? nǐ kàn, hái fù zèng bǎo bǎo xìng míng biǎo |
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These names are good, and these are bad. zhèi xiē míng zì hǎo, zhèi xiē míng zì bù hǎo |
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Hey, Phoebes. fēi bǐ |
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So, how are the elves? xún lù dōu hǎo ma? |
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I don' t know. How are the... you know? wǒ bù zhī dào, nà nǐ nà gè |
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Your clothes aren' t funny. nǐ de yī fú bù hǎo wán |
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What should I wear to a Knicks game? wǒ gāi chuān shén me qù kàn ní kè duì bǐ sài? |
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A Tshirt that says, " l Don' t Belong Here"? shàng miàn yìn yǒu " wǒ bù kàn lán qiú" de yī fú? |
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You have tickets? nǐ men yǒu piào? |
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Mom got Dad' s season tickets in the divorce, so she gave them to me. mā lí hūn shí fēn dào bà de jì piào jiù sòng gěi wǒ le |
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Apparently, they' re good seats. wèi zi xiǎn rán hěn hǎo |
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Oh, my God! Those are almost on the floor! tiān na, jī hū jiù zài chǎng biān |
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I could slip Woody Allen my resume. wǒ kě yǐ bǎ lǚ lì biǎo sāi gěi wǔ dí ài lún |
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Do you guys want these? nǐ men xiǎng yào ma? |
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Yeah, we do! fèi huà |
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Well, you got them! nà jiù gěi nǐ men xiè xiè |
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Just give us our apartment back. zhǐ yào bǎ zhè lǐ huán gěi wǒ men |
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Oh, I didn' t see that coming. xiǎng bú dào yǒu zhè yī zhāo |
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Are you serious? nǐ shì shuō zhēn de? |
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Come on. We know what these are worth. wǒ men zhī dào nǐ men hā sǐ zhèi xiē piào le |
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Do you think we' re stupid? nǐ men yǐ wéi wǒ men shì bái chī ma? |
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Not stupid. You' re meaner than I thought. bú shì bái chī, shì hěn è liè |
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What do you say? rú hé? |
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Forget it. I' m not giving up my bachelor pad for basketball seats. xiǎng dōu bié xiǎng, wǒ cái bú huì wèi le qiú piào fàng qì wǒ de dān shēn gōng yù |
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Your " bachelor pad"? nǐ de dān shēn gōng yù? |
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Have you even had a girl here? nǐ dài nǚ shēng huí lái guò ma? |
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No. méi yǒu |
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But Joey has, and I usually talk to them in the morning. dàn shì qiáo yī yǒu wǒ zǎo shàng dōu huì gēn tā men liáo tiān |
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Yeah, you do! méi cuò |
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Come on! bài tuō la |
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Gunther, can I get two cups of chino, please? ā gān, qǐng gěi wǒ liǎng bēi qí nuò |
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Good one. hěn yǒu qù |
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Come on. Season tickets! jì piào yé! |
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Season tickets! You know what that means? jì piào yé! nǐ zhī dào nà dài biǎo shén me? |
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I' m not giving up the apartment. bié xiǎng le, wǒ jué bù ràng chū nà céng gōng yù |
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When I was a kid, my dad' s company gave season tickets... xiǎo shí hòu wǒ bà de gōng sī dōu huì sòng jì piào |
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... to the No. 1 salesman every year. My dad never won. gěi yè jī dì yī de yè wù yuán wǒ bà cóng lái méi ná dào guò |
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Of course, he wasn' t in sales. But still, I never forgot that! bù guò tā yě bù zài yè wù bù dàn wǒ hái shì yī zhí gěng gěng yú huái |
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Hey guys! nǐ men zài a |
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Oh, my God! tiān na |
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We don' t make enough fun of you already? wǒ men xiào nǐ xiào dé hái bù gòu ma? |
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Oh, yeah. Emily convinced me to do it. ài mì lì shuō fú wǒ qù chuān de |
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You do know that Wham broke up? nǐ zhī dào" hōng" jiě sàn le ba? qiáo zhì mài kě chū shēn zhī èr rén tuán tǐ |
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I like it. Emily likes it. That' s what counts. wǒ xǐ huān, ài mì lì xǐ huān zhè yàng zuì zhòng yào |
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So, how are you guys doing? nǐ men hǎo ma? |
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Don' t try and talk all normal with that thing in your ear. bié dài le ěr huán hái zhuāng zhèng cháng |
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Where' s Emily? ài mì lì ne? |
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She' s saying goodbye to her uncle. qù gēn tā jiù jiù dào bié |
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Didn' t she, like, just get here? tā bú shì cái gāng lái? jiù shì ma |
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Easy, tiger. bié jī dòng, dà gē |
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I just hate this so much. wǒ hǎo tǎo yàn zhè yàng |
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Every time I go pick her up at the airport, it' s so great. měi cì qù jī chǎng jiē tā, wǒ dōu hǎo kāi xīn |
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But I' m thinking," I' ll be right back in a couple of days, dropping her off." dàn shì wǒ yòu huì xiǎng " guò liǎng tiān yòu yào sòng tā lái jī chǎng le" |
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So what' ll you do? There' s nothing to do. nà nǐ yào zěn me bàn? bù zěn me bàn |
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She lives there. I live here. tā zhù zài nà li, wǒ zhù zài zhè lǐ |
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She' d have to move here. tā dé bān lái zhè lǐ |
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She should move here. tā yīng gāi bān lái zhè lǐ |
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What? shén me? |
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I can ask her to live with me. Are you serious? wǒ kě yǐ jiào tā gēn wǒ zhù nǐ shuō zhēn de ma? |
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I mean, why not? You' ve only known her six weeks! wèi shí me bù xíng? nǐ cái rèn shi tā 6 xīng qī |
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I' ve got a carton of milk in my fridge I' ve had a longer relationship with. wǒ bīng xiāng lǐ yǒu hé niú nǎi fàng dé hái gèng jiǔ |
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Look, guys, when I' m with her, it' s like.... wǒ gēn tā zài yì qǐ shí |
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She brings out this great side of me. tā huì jī fā chū wǒ hǎo de yī miàn |
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I mean, I love her, you know? wǒ ài tā |
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And I love the milk! wǒ yě ài nà hé niú nǎi |
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But I won' t ask some British girl to move in with me. dàn wǒ bú huì yào yí gè yīng guó nǚ shēng gēn wǒ tóng jū |
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Joey, you say things now. qiáo yī, gāi nǐ shuō le |
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Look, Ross. He' s right. Emily' s great. luó sī, tā shuō de duì, ài mì lì hěn bàng |
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She' s great! tā hěn bàng |
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But this is too soon. You' ll only scare her. dàn zhè yàng tài kuài le, nǐ zhǐ huì xià dào tā |
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I don' t want to do that. wǒ bù xiǎng xià dào tā |
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You don' t want to wreck it. Don' t go too fast. méi cuò, bié huài le hǎo shì, bié tài xīn jí |
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No. You' re right. I know, you' re right. nǐ men shuō de duì |
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I' m not going to do it. wǒ bú huì zhè yàng |
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Thanks guys. No problem. xiè le, liǎng wèi |
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Just remember to wake us up before you gogo. jì de yào zǒu shí yáo tā liǎng xià " hōng" suǒ chàng de gē cí |
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It' s too hard. Too hard! tài nán le, tài nán le |
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All right. Last chance for the tickets. liǎng wèi, zuì hòu de jī huì |
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Otherwise, I give them to my new boyfriend, Joshua. fǒu zé wǒ jiù sòng gěi wǒ de xīn nán yǒu yuē shū yà |
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No, thank you. bù yòng le |
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Wait, wait. Come on, come on! Let' s trade. děng yī xià bài tuō, gēn tā men huàn la |
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The timing' s perfect! I just clogged the toilet! shí jī zhèng hǎo, wǒ gāng bǎ mǎ tǒng dǔ zhù |
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I want those seats. But we can' t live in the small apartment... wǒ gēn nǐ yí yàng xiǎng yào qiú piào dàn zhù guò zhè lǐ jiù jué de... |
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... after living here! Ever read Flowers for Algernon? ... duì miàn tài xiǎo le nǐ kàn guò " xiàn gěi ā ěr jí nóng de huā shù" ma? |
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Ever read Sports Illustrated? yǒu nǐ kàn guò" yùn dòng huà bào" ma? |
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No, I didn' t read yours! wǒ méi tōu kàn nǐ de |
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We can go to the game tonight! wǒ men wǎn shàng jiù kě yǐ qù kàn qiú |
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The only way I' ll consider this is... tā men tí chū bǐ jì piào gèng hǎo de dōng xī |
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... if they offer more than just season seats. wǒ cái yào kǎo lǜ |
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It' s the Knicks! Screw the Knicks! shì ní kè duì yé qù tā de ní kè duì |
| [10:00.53] |
I didn' t mean that. I just meant that... wǒ bú shì nà gè yì sī wǒ shì shuō... |
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... the apartment is worth so much more. ... zhè céng gōng yù de jià zhí yào gèng dà |
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And the Knicks rule. ní kè duì wàn suì |
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Yeah, the Knicks rule! duì, ní kè duì wàn suì |
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So? Are you going to do it? zěn yàng? yào bú yào? |
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No, we' re not going to because it' s not an even trade. bú yào, yīn wèi zhè gè jiāo yì bù gōng píng |
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All right, look. hǎo, tīng zhe |
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What if you could keep the apartment and the tickets? yào shì nǐ men néng bǎo zhù gōng yù yòu ná dào qiú piào ne? |
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Done! chéng jiāo |
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Let me finish. I' m talking about a bet. Winner takes all. ràng wǒ shuō wán, wǒ shì shuō wǒ men lái dǔ yíng de rén tōng shā |
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We could get nothing. wǒ men kě néng shū guāng guāng |
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Or everything. huò shì tōng shā |
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I like that. wǒ xǐ huān |
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What do you say? zěn me yàng? bú yào |
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Just do it! dǔ le la |
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Oh! I' m convinced! zhēn yǒu shuō fú lì a |
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Come on, man! You know I' d do it for you. bài tuō la, wǒ yě huì wèi nǐ zhè me zuò |
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Because you' re my best friend. yīn wèi nǐ shì wǒ zuì hǎo de péng yǒu |
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All right. But you can' t use that again for a whole year. hǎo ba dàn nǐ 1 zhěng nián bù zhǔn zài yòng zhè zhāo |
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I' m in. wǒ dǔ le |
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This is so exciting! What are you going to bet? hǎo xīng fèn ō, nǐ men yào dǔ shén me? |
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We should let Phoebe decide... jiù ràng fēi bǐ jué dìng |
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... because she' s the only one who' s impartial, and she' s so pretty. yīn wèi zhǐ yǒu tā méi yǒu lì hài guān xì ér qiě tā hǎo měi |
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I have a game! wǒ zhī dào le |
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This is great! What' s the game? hěn bàng ō bǐ shén me? |
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It doesn' t have a name. No, okay. Phoebe Ball! méi yǒu míng zì bù, jiào fēi bǐ qiú |
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No, it doesn' t have a name. bù, méi yǒu míng zì |
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What is your favorite thing about trees? mó nī kǎ nǐ zuì xǐ huān shù de nǎ yì diǎn? |
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They' re green? Good! Five points! shù shì lǜ sè de hěn hǎo, 5 fēn |
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Same question. qiáo yī, tóng yàng de wèn tí |
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They' re tall. Three points! shù hěn gāo 3 fēn |
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Both fine answers, but we were looking for leafy. Leafy. dōu dá de hěn hǎo dàn wǒ men shuō de shì kuò yè zhí wù |
| [11:56.84] |
That' s not even a game. zhè gēn běn bú shì bǐ sài |
| [11:58.35] |
Shut up. We' re winning! bì zuǐ, wǒ men lǐng xiān |
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You want to finish this? We get a deck of cards. nǐ men xiǎng sù zhàn sù jué? wǒ men chōu pái |
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High card wins. What do you say? diǎn shù dà de yíng, rú hé? |
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Let' s do it! Oh, I have cards! hǎo, jiù zhè me bàn wǒ gāng hǎo yǒu pái |
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Yeah. Here. zài zhè lǐ |
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No, these are the trick deck. zhè shì mó shù pái |
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Here, yes. zhè yī fù |
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Okay, you guys pick first. hǎo, nǐ men xiān chōu |
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Four. That' s a low one! 4 diǎn gòu shǎo le |
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You look. I can' t do it. fēi bǐ, nǐ kàn, wǒ bù gǎn kàn |
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What makes you think I can? wèi shí me wǒ jiù gǎn kàn? |
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Ace! 1 diǎn |
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Why are you hugging? nǐ men zài shuǎng shén me? |
| [12:41.69] |
We won our apartment back! wǒ men bǎ zhè lǐ qiǎng huí lái le |
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What? Ace is high! Jack, queen, king, ace! shén me? wáng pái zuì dà jié kè pí dàn lǎo K A |
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No! Ace is low! Ace, two, three, four! bú duì, 1 diǎn zuì xiǎo, 1234 |
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I don' t know. wǒ bù zhī dào |
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Look it! nǐ men kàn |
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Come on, pick again! zài chōu yī cì |
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Come on, apartment! Come on, apartment! wǒ yào gōng yù, wǒ yào gōng yù |
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I know queen is high! pí dàn diǎn shù hěn dà |
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Not as high as.... dàn shì dà bù guò |
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It worked! King! chéng gōng le! lǎo K |
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We pick again! We pick again! zài chōu yī cì |
| [13:29.60] |
Why? I don' t know. wèi shí me? wǒ bù zhī dào |
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Tickets, please. qiú piào qǐng ná lái |
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Courtside, baby! chǎng biān qū ō |
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Seriously, good game, though. Good game. hěn jīng cǎi de bǐ sài |
| [13:44.29] |
What are they so mad about? They got the apartment back. tā men qì shén me qì? gōng yù dōu huán gěi tā men le |
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No, they didn' t. méi yǒu la |
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Packed while you were gone. chèn nǐ bù zài dǎ bāo hǎo le |
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I left knickers under your pillow. wǒ liú le shuāng qiú xié zài zhěn tou dǐ xià |
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Move in with me? bān lái gēn wǒ zhù |
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What? shén me? |
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Don' t be scared. It sounds crazy, and people will say it' s too soon... bié pà, wǒ zhī dào tīng qǐ lái hěn fēng kuáng bié rén huì shuō tài kuài le |
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... but just think. Think how great it would be. dàn shì nǐ xiǎng xiǎng, nà yàng duō bàng a |
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I don' t know. wǒ bù zhī dào |
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Leaving London.... yào wǒ lí kāi lún dūn |
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My whole family lives there.... wǒ de jiā rén dōu zài nà li wǒ zhī dào |
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My job. You' ll get a job here. wǒ de gōng zuò nǐ kě yǐ zài zhè lǐ zhǎo gōng zuò |
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I always hear about them foreigners stealing American jobs. wǒ cháng tīng shuō měi guó rén de gōng zuò dōu bèi wài guó rén qiǎng zǒu le |
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That could be you. nǐ yě kě yǐ |
| [14:40.04] |
Yeah, but it' s my whole life. dàn shì guān wǒ de rén shēng |
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You come to England. nǐ lái yīng guó |
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I would. I really would. But my son is here. wǒ bù xíng, wǒ hěn yuàn yì dàn wǒ ér zi zài zhè lǐ |
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I can' t leave him. You don' t think there' s any way? wǒ lí bù kāi tā méi bié de bàn fǎ le ma? |
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I don' t think so. wǒ kàn shì méi yǒu le |
| [14:56.52] |
It would be different if it was way into the future... rú guǒ shì cháng jiǔ de dǎ suàn jiù bù tóng le |
| [14:59.99] |
... and we were getting married. lì rú jié hūn shén me de |
| [15:02.60] |
What? shén me? |
| [15:04.73] |
Right. I shouldn' t have said " married." Please don' t go freaky on me. hǎo, wǒ bù gāi tí jié hūn de bié bèi wǒ xià dào |
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I didn' t mean it. I take it back. wǒ bú shì rèn zhēn de wǒ méi shuō, wǒ shōu huí |
| [15:13.24] |
No. Don' t. bù, bú yào shōu huí |
| [15:17.01] |
Why don' t we? hé bù jiù zhè me zuò? |
| [15:19.18] |
Why don' t we what? zuò shí mǒ? |
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Get married. jié hūn a |
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You are mad! nǐ fēng le |
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No, I' m not! It' s perfect. It' s better than you moving here. wǒ méi yǒu, zhè yàng hěn wán měi bǐ nǐ bān lái zhù gèng bàng |
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It' s us together forever, and that' s what I want. wǒ men kě yǐ yǒng yuǎn zài yì qǐ wǒ jiù shì yào zhè yàng |
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We' ve known each other six weeks! I know. wǒ men cái rèn shi 6 xīng qī wǒ zhī dào, nà yòu zěn yàng? |
| [15:38.37] |
So what? Who' s to say? Does that mean we can' t do it? shuí shuō bù xíng? zhè yàng jiù bù xíng ma? |
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Look. I was with Carol for four years before we got married... tīng zhe, wǒ gēn kǎ luó jié hūn qián zài yì qǐ 4 nián |
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... and I wound up divorced from a pregnant lesbian. zuì hòu gēn yí gè huái yùn de nǚ tóng zhì lí hūn |
| [15:52.38] |
I mean, this.... zhè me zuò |
| [15:54.62] |
This makes sense for us. duì wǒ men shì shùn lǐ chéng zhāng |
| [15:58.25] |
Our first date, we ended up spending the whole weekend in Vermont. wǒ men dì yī cì yuē huì jiù pǎo qù fó méng tè dù zhōu mò |
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I mean, last night I got my ear pierced. Me! zuó wǎn wǒ hái qù chuān ěr dòng, wǒ yé |
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This feels right. zhè gè gǎn jué hěn duì |
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Doesn' t it? bú shì ma? |
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My parents will be really mad. wǒ bà mā huì qì sǐ |
| [16:15.84] |
Are you saying," Yes"? Is that " Yes"? nǐ dā yìng le ma? nà shi hǎo ma? |
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Yes. duì |
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We' re getting married! Oh, my God! wǒ men yào jié hūn le tiān na |
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We' re getting married! wǒ men yào jié hūn le, tiān na |
| [16:31.29] |
Come here, come here. guò lái |
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Emily, will you marry me? ài mì lì, nǐ yuàn yì jià gěi wǒ ma? |
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yuàn yì |
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It' s a bit small. yǒu yì diǎn xiǎo |
| [16:54.44] |
Damn! I thought that' d be romantic as hell. zhēn shi de, wǒ hái yǐ wéi huì hěn làng màn |
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It was. shì hěn làng màn |
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Those were, like, the best seats ever! zhēn shì shǐ shàng zuì bàng de wèi zi |
| [17:16.50] |
Should we give these to the girls? Like a peace offering? yào bú yào bǎ yī fú sòng gěi nǚ shēng biǎo shì hé jiě? |
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That' s very nice. Plus, they were free and too small. hǎo zhǔ yì, fǎn zhèng bù yòng qián yòu tài xiǎo |
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Oh, God! tiān na |
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Hey, you want a beer? nǐ yào hē jiǔ ma? |
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I know! wǒ zhī dào |
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Open up! Open up! Open up! kāi mén! kāi mén |
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We' ll discuss it in the morning. míng tiān zǎo shàng zài shuō |
| [18:00.27] |
What the hell is going on? zhè shì zěn me huí shì? |
| [18:03.24] |
We took our apartment back! wǒ men bǎ wǒ men jiā qiǎng huí lái le |
| [18:09.62] |
I had nothing to do with it. gēn wǒ wú guān |
| [18:14.66] |
Okay, it was my idea. But I don' t feel good about it. hǎo ba, shì wǒ de zhǔ yì dàn wǒ bìng bù hǎo guò |
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We are switching back right now. wǒ men xiàn zài jiù huàn huí lái |
| [18:25.47] |
No, we' re not. We' re not leaving! bú yào, wǒ men bù zǒu |
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You' ll have to. You both have jobs. nǐ men fēi zǒu bù kě, nǐ men dōu yǒu gōng zuò |
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As soon as you do, we' ll switch back! You can' t stop us. děng nǐ men qù shàng bān, wǒ men jiù huàn huí lái nǐ men zǔ zhǐ bù liǎo de |
| [18:33.54] |
Right, Joe? I don' t know. duì ba, qiáo yī? wǒ bù xiǎo de |
| [18:40.05] |
What? shén me? |
| [18:41.65] |
I don' t want to move again, with.... wǒ bù xiǎng zài bān le |
| [18:46.22] |
This is our apartment and they stole wǒ bù guǎn, zhè shì wǒ men de gōng yù tā men tōu le |
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You stole! nǐ men tōu le! |
| [18:51.53] |
Our apartment! We won it fair and square. Twice! wǒ men de gōng yù wǒ men guāng míng zhèng dà de yíng le liǎng cì |
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And I am getting it back right now! I' m getting it back right now! wǒ xiàn zài jiù yào yào huí lái wǒ xiàn zài jiù yào yào huí lái |
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All right. hǎo |
| [19:02.50] |
We figured you might respond this way, so we have a backup offer. wǒ men zǎo liào dào huì yǒu zhè zhǒng fǎn yìng |
| [19:07.21] |
No more offers. You can' t offer anything to us! suǒ yǐ wǒ men zhǔn bèi le bèi àn bú yào, nǐ men gǎo bù dìng wǒ men de |
| [19:10.48] |
Let us keep the apartment and As a thank you... ràng wǒ men liú zài zhè lǐ wèi le biǎo shì gǎn xiè |
| [19:18.05] |
... Rachel and I will kiss for one minute. ruì qiū hé wǒ huì jiē wěn 1 fēn zhōng |
| [19:24.83] |
Totally worth it! That was one good minute! wán quán zhí de hǎo shuǎng de 1 fēn zhōng |
| [19:27.93] |
Good night. wǎn ān wǎn ān |
| [19:34.77] |
Men are such idiots. I know. nán rén zhēn shì bái chī jiù shì a |
| [19:37.70] |
Can you believe something that stupid actually got us our apartment back? nà me bái chī de shì jū rán ràng wǒ men dé chěng le |
| [19:42.54] |
If you had just done that after the last contest... yào shì nǐ men shàng cì bǐ wán jiù zhè me zuò |
| [19:46.01] |
... no one would have had to move at all. shuí dōu bù bì bān jiā |
| [19:51.52] |
Let' s pretend that' s not true. jiù zhuāng zuò méi zhè huí shì |
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Scarf' s done. wéi jīn zhī hǎo le |
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Come on, come on! kuài diǎn hǎo |
| [20:07.13] |
What' s going on? zěn me le? |
| [20:08.37] |
Ross has some big thing to tell everyone. luó sī yǒu dà shì yào xuān bù |
| [20:15.14] |
Emily and l, we decided... ài mì lì hé wǒ jué dìng |
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... to get married. ... yào jié hūn |
| [20:22.58] |
What? shén me? |
| [20:24.12] |
Oh, are you pregnant too? nǐ yě huái yùn le? |
| [20:28.49] |
No. méi yǒu |
| [20:30.16] |
When did How did you shén me zěn me |
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We just decided to go for it. wǒ men jiù shì jué dìng yào jié hūn |
| [20:36.50] |
We know it' s a bit hasty... zhè gè jué dìng shì cāng cù le xiē |
| [20:39.77] |
... but it just feels so right. dàn shì gǎn jué zhēn de hěn duì |
| [20:46.74] |
I was just telling the guys wǒ zhèng zài gào sù tā men |
| [20:49.08] |
Yeah, I heard. wǒ tīng dào le |
| [20:57.18] |
I think it' s great! tài hǎo le |
| [20:59.95] |
I' m so happy for you! wǒ zhēn tì nǐ gāo xìng |
| [21:01.52] |
Well, yeah! Congratulations! shì a, gōng xǐ |
| [21:12.27] |
I can' t believe you' re getting married! nǐ jū rán yào jié hūn le |
| [21:18.67] |
Monica and Rachel made out. mó nī kǎ hé ruì qiū qīn rè |
| [21:30.58] |
Morning' s here měi hǎo de |
| [21:34.92] |
The morning' s here zǎo chén yòu lái dào |
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Sunshine is here yáng guāng lòu liǎn |
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The sky is clear qíng kōng wàn lǐ |
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The morning' s here měi hǎo de zǎo chén |
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Hey, you' re back! Hey, get into gear nǐ huí lái le zhǔn bèi jiù xù |
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Breakfast is near zǎo cān jiù kuài shàng zhuō |
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The dark of night has disappeared yè wǎn de hēi àn yī sǎo ér kōng |
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I' ll see you tomorrow morning! wǒ men míng tiān jiàn hǎo |