| [00:01.625] | Oh my God! I can’t believe my little brother is married! |
| [00:04.447] | Oh I know!! |
| [00:07.880] | You guys, why didn’t you tell me you were eloping? |
| [00:10.145] | ‘Cause it just sorta happened, y’know we were at the courthouse, we were having lunch… |
| [00:13.360] | Wait, wait, why were you at the courthouse? |
| [00:15.616] | We were having lunch. Yeah and then all of the sudden we were like, |
| [00:19.923] | "Hey! Y'know, we’re here, having lunch let’s get married! |
| [00:23.687] | Wow, a year and a half ago I didn’t even know I had a brother, and now I have a sister too. |
| [00:35.631] | Okay. Okay. |
| [00:39.879] | Stop it, don’t. |
| [00:43.013] | So, I gotta get you a gift now. Is there anything you need? |
| [00:46.608] | Uhh, yeah. |
| [00:50.125] | We’ve been trying to get pregnant, uh pretty much ever since we got engaged, |
| [00:54.163] | we thought we’d get a jump on things, |
| [00:55.793] | y’know no one’s getting any younger. |
| [00:59.327] | See the thing is umm, we’re not able to y’know, uh, conceive. |
| [01:04.122] | And we’ve tried everything, we’ve seen a bunch of doctors. |
| [01:06.184] | Yeah, and they-and they say that our-that our only chance to have a baby is that if they take my sperm, |
| [01:10.971] | her egg and put it together in a dish and then put it into another girl. |
| [01:16.764] | So we were wondering if you could be the girl that we could put it into. |
| [01:24.592] | That’s a really nice gift. I was thinking of like a gravy boat |
| [02:19.006] | Hey! You guys! Check it out, check it out! Guess which job I got. |
| [02:24.936] | I don’t know, but Donald Trump wants his blue blazer black. |
| [02:30.611] | What? |
| [02:31.621] | Blue blazer back. He-he wants it back. |
| [02:35.873] | But you-you said black. Why would he want his blue blazer black? |
| [02:41.097] | Well, you-you know what I meant. |
| [02:43.269] | No, you messed it up. You’re stupid. |
| [02:50.456] | So what job did you get Joe? |
| [02:52.666] | Oh, ah, tour guide at the museum. Yeah, Ross got it for me. |
| [02:55.279] | Well, how can you be a tour guide, don’t you have to be a dinosaur expert or something? |
| [02:58.950] | No, not really. They give you all the information, it’s uh, it’s like memorizing a script. |
| [03:03.329] | "And on your left, you have Tyrannosaurus Rex, a carnivore from the Jurassic period. |
| [03:08.161] | Great!! That’s great! |
| [03:10.185] | Uh actually Joey, it’s the Cretasous period. |
| [03:15.050] | Yeah but, I can pronounce Jurassic. |
| [03:18.267] | Hey!!Hey! |
| [03:19.650] | Guess what. Frank Jr., and Alice got married! |
| [03:22.556] | Oh my God!! |
| [03:24.040] | And! And, they’re gonna have a baby! |
| [03:27.121] | And! And, they want me to grow it for them in my uterus. |
| [03:34.247] | My God! |
| [03:35.426] | Are you serious? |
| [03:36.565] | Yeah |
| [03:37.444] | You’re really thinking about having sex with your brother?! |
| [03:43.842] | Ewww! And "Oh no!" It’s—they just want me to be the surrogate. |
| [03:48.843] | It’s her-it’s her egg and her sperm, and I’m-I’m just the oven, it’s totally their bun. |
| [03:54.492] | What did you tell them? |
| [03:55.817] | Well, they said that I had to think about it first, but what is there to think about? |
| [03:59.620] | I’m gonna be giving them the greatest gift you can possibly give. |
| [04:03.313] | You’re gonna be carrying their baby and give them a Sony Play Station? |
| [04:08.722] | Honey, this really is an incredible thing to do for them, but there are things to think about. |
| [04:14.193] | Yeah, like you’re gonna be pregnant. I mean pregnant. I know! |
| [04:20.528] | Pheebs, you’re talking about putting your body through an awful lot, |
| [04:23.484] | I mean morning sickness, uhh, labour, and it’s all for somebody else! |
| [04:28.845] | Yeah, what’s your point? |
| [04:31.409] | Well, the stuff I just mentioned. |
| [04:35.063] | Wow! I don’t know if I could ever do that. |
| [04:37.085] | I always figured the first time I had a baby was with somebody I love and that baby would be a…keeper. |
| [04:45.632] | Y'know you guys were a lot more supportive when I wanted to make denim furniture. |
| [04:50.056] | No, Pheebs, listen, if you decide to do this, we’ll be supportive like crazy.Yeah. |
| [04:54.107] | We just want you to think it through. |
| [04:55.617] | Yeah, honey, maybe you can talk to somebody who’s had a baby. Like your mom? |
| [04:58.935] | My mom never gave birth. Oh! But my birth mom did. |
| [05:08.744] | Umm, I love this touchy. Can I take it to work with me? |
| [05:13.838] | Oh, yeah, sure, it’s not mine anyway. It can with the pants.Oh! |
| [05:22.774] | I am so jealous. |
| [05:24.275] | You guys are really right…there aren’t you? |
| [05:26.987] | Yes. Right where? |
| [05:31.410] | In the beginning where y’know it’s all sex and talking and sex and talking and… |
| [05:38.180] | Yeah, you-you gotta love the talking. |
| [05:41.871] | And the sex? |
| [05:42.694] | All right, we haven’t had sex yet. Okay, what’s the big deal? |
| [05:46.190] | Y’know? This is special, and I want our love to grow until we move on to the next level. |
| [05:51.699] | Oh, Chandler that is so nice. |
| [05:53.964] | That is really nice…lying! No way is that the reason! |
| [06:00.773] | Why? Just because you’re not mature enough to understand something like that?! |
| [06:04.538] | No, he’s right, I’m totally lying. |
| [06:11.460] | Then what is it? |
| [06:12.556] | Well, Kathy’s last boyfriend was Joey. |
| [06:15.669] | And you’re afraid you won’t be able to…fill his shoes. |
| [06:22.162] | No, I’m afraid I won’t be able to make love as well as him. |
| [06:25.987] | Yeah, I was going for the metaphor. |
| [06:27.824] | Yes, and I was saying the actual words. |
| [06:31.738] | So big deal, so Joey’s had a lot of girlfriends, it doesn’t mean he’s great in bed. |
| [06:35.427] | We share a wall! So either he’s great in bed, or she just likes to agree with him a lot. |
| [06:44.282] | Sweetie, with you it’s gonna be different. |
| [06:46.101] | The sex is gonna be great, ‘cause you-you guys are in love. |
| [06:49.953] | Yeah? Yeah! |
| [06:51.336] | Just go for it Chandler. |
| [06:53.346] | Yeah, you should. |
| [06:53.638] | Yeah, you should, really. |
| [06:53.909] | Go on. |
| [06:54.810] | All right, all right, I’ll go sleep with my girlfriend. But I’m just doing it for you guys. |
| [07:03.196] | Okay, now the Mastodon is from the semi-late Jurassic period. |
| [07:09.065] | Isn’t the Mastodon from the Pliocene Epic? |
| [07:12.129] | Shhh! This is a museum, no talking. Right down here, we have a large foot. |
| [07:23.145] | Uhh, and over here we have Ross Geller. Everyone wave ‘Hi’ to Ross. |
| [07:30.082] | Ross is one of our most important scientists, look at him, hard at work. |
| [07:37.911] | Okay, moving right along. Come on. |
| [07:44.535] | It’s open! Come in! |
| [07:46.774] | Hi! |
| [07:47.840] | I’m sorry, I’m late. |
| [07:48.822] | Oh, that’s okay, it gave me time to finish glazing my nipples. |
| [07:53.375] | Wow! You really go all out when you’re expecting company. |
| [07:57.369] | No, I was working on my pottery. |
| [07:59.025] | Oh! Ooh! Oh, I didn’t know that you did…pot. |
| [08:06.437] | Well, yeah, mostly nudes. It combines my two passions, pottery and erotica. |
| [08:11.493] | Ooh, erotiery! |
| [08:12.673] | Hey! Okay! Well thanks for coming out to see me. |
| [08:16.990] | I just-I just thought it would be a very good idea to talk about this baby stuff in person. Y’know… |
| [08:21.087] | Okay. |
| [08:23.492] | I really don’t think it’s a very good idea, Phoebe. |
| [08:26.722] | Why not? |
| [08:28.035] | Well, because you’d be giving up a baby, and I-I really don’t— |
| [08:32.625] | I don’t know if there’s anything I can say that could make you understand the pain of giving up a baby. |
| [08:38.517] | So, umm, |
| [08:42.816] | Oh no! No-no! I understand the pain! Don’t-don’t hurt the puppy. |
| [08:47.449] | No-no-no, the-the puppy’s yours. |
| [08:49.591] | Oh, I get a puppy!! |
| [08:50.965] | Well, yeah! I mean yeah, but only for three days. |
| [08:53.705] | Why? |
| [08:56.175] | I realise I don’t have any right to start get all parenty on you and everything now, |
| [09:01.890] | but umm,uhh… |
| [09:07.997] | Phoebe, would you please look at me and not the puppy, it’s very important. |
| [09:11.317] | Okay. |
| [09:12.474] | I mean, I know what I’m talking about. I gave up two babies, |
| [09:17.459] | and I only wish I had someone there that had given up babies, |
| [09:20.533] | that could tell me how terrible it is to give up babies. |
| [09:25.796] | I just think that, it would be something you will regret every single day for the rest of your life. |
| [09:31.691] | So, how ever hard it is to give up this puppy, |
| [09:35.791] | it would be like a million times harder to give up a child. |
| [09:42.218] | I really shouldn’t have given you the puppy first. |
| [09:45.320] | All right, I’m sorry. |
| [09:51.366] | Uhh, do you mind sitting there. I’m-I’m saving this for my friend Ross. |
| [09:53.510] | You mean Dr. Geller? |
| [09:55.469] | Doctor? Wow! I didn’t know he had a nickname. |
| [09:59.303] | Oh, he won’t sit here. Only the people in the white coats sit over there, |
| [10:03.567] | and only the people in the blue blazers sit here. |
| [10:07.157] | Well, how-how come? |
| [10:08.449] | That’s just the way it is. |
| [10:09.730] | That’s crazy. |
| [10:12.045] | Maybe it’s crazy in a perfect world, a world without lab coats and blazers, |
| [10:17.051] | but you not in a perfect world, you in a museum now. |
| [10:22.560] | See that scientist in the classes, he and I used to play together all the time in grade school, but now… |
| [10:29.547] | Peter! Hey, Peter! It’s me Rhonda! From PS-129! I shared my puddin’ which you man! |
| [10:41.119] | I gave you my Snack Pack!See, he pretend he don’t even here me! |
| [10:49.965] | I-I think everybody’s pretending they don’t hear you. |
| [10:54.161] | Anyway, look, I don’t know about you and your jackets and your separate tables, |
| [10:57.594] | but Ross is one of my best friends, and if I save him a seat, I’m telling you, he will sit in it! |
| [11:04.713] | Ross! Ross! Over here, man! I-I saved you seat. |
| [11:11.206] | That’s okay, I’m cool over here. I’ll catch up with you later, Joey. |
| [11:18.314] | Op, this is saved. Gift shop. |
| [11:30.998] | Hey, uh, I’m really, really sorry about what happened in the cafeteria today. |
| [11:36.584] | It’s no big deal. Hey, y’know, you do what you gotta do. Right? |
| [11:39.034] | But hey, it’s not just me, I mean the scientists and the tour guides never sit together. |
| [11:45.028] | Whatever. |
| [11:46.079] | It’s like that everywhere, Joey! |
| [11:47.692] | Okay, Mon, back me up here. Where you work the uh, waiters eat with the waiters, right? |
| [11:52.065] | And the chefs eat with the other chefs, right? |
| [11:55.003] | I eat by myself in the alley because everybody hates me. |
| [12:01.057] | Look, Ross, really it’s-it’s no big deal. |
| [12:04.550] | Y’know you wear a white coat, I wear a blue blazer, if that means we can’t be friends at work, then so be it. |
| [12:10.048] | Y’know, hey I understand. Y’know? Hey, when I’m in a play and you’re in the audience, I don’t talk to you, right? |
| [12:17.909] | So it’s y’know, it’s uh, it’s cool. I’ll see you tomorrow. |
| [12:24.545] | Yeah, when we’re in the audience he doesn’t talk to us, but he does wave. |
| [12:36.733] | Hi. Hey! |
| [12:40.265] | Why is Phoebe singing to Carl Mulden? |
| [12:44.410] | Ooh, y’know what, I think it’s time for puppy to go out again. |
| [12:47.681] | Come on, let’s go to the balcony. |
| [12:49.129] | What?! |
| [12:50.140] | Umm, the street. Come on, let’s go to the street. |
| [12:53.006] | Ooh, listen, don’t go onto the balcony until after I get back. |
| [12:58.872] | So, did you do it? |
| [13:00.671] | Yes, yes, we had the sex. |
| [13:03.666] | Uh-oh, it was bad? |
| [13:05.447] | It was fine, y’know? But she didn’t agree with me as strongly as she agreed with Joey. |
| [13:12.020] | She was more like, "I see you point, I’m all right with it." |
| [13:16.336] | Well, it was the first time. |
| [13:17.909] | Y’know, there’s not always a lot of agreement the first time. |
| [13:20.804] | Yeah, not girls anyway, guys agree like that. |
| [13:25.410] | Look, you have to help me! Okay? |
| [13:27.630] | I mean, I know what to do with a woman, y’know, I know where everything goes, it’s always nice. |
| [13:33.467] | But I need to know what makes it go from nice to, "My God! Somebody’s killing her in there!" |
| [13:40.739] | All right, I’m gonna show you something a lot of guys don’t know. Rach, give me that pad, please? |
| [13:45.650] | All right. Now… |
| [13:48.489] | Look, you don’t have to draw an actual wo—whoa! She’s hot! |
| [13:53.585] | Now everybody knows the basic erogenous zones. |
| [13:56.130] | You got one, two three, four,five, six, and seven! |
| [14:02.979] | There are seven?! |
| [14:05.316] | Let me see that.Oh, yeah. |
| [14:11.079] | That’s one? |
| [14:12.714] | It’s kind of an important one! |
| [14:15.459] | Oh, y’know-y’know what, I was looking at it upside down. |
| [14:20.285] | Well, y’know, sometimes that helps. |
| [14:27.651] | Now, most guys will hit uh, 1-2-3 and then go to 7 and set up camp. |
| [14:34.398] | That-that’s bad? |
| [14:35.632] | Well if you go to Disneyland, you don’t spend the whole day on the Materhorn. |
| [14:39.877] | Well you might if it were anything like 7! |
| [14:43.898] | All right uh, the important thing is to take your time, |
| [14:48.187] | you want to hit ‘em all, and you mix ‘em up. You gotta keep them on their toes. |
| [14:52.613] | Oo, toes!! Well, for some people. |
| [15:01.918] | All right. Umm, you could uh start out with a little 1, a 2, a 1-2-3, 3, 5, |
| [15:15.000] | a 4, a 3-2, 2, a 2-4-6, 2-4-6, 4, 2, 2, 4-7, 5-7, 6-7, |
| [15:30.813] | 7, …7..…7…7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7…(mouths 7)! |
| [15:51.733] | Dr. Geller, there’s a seat over here. |
| [15:54.884] | Thank you, Dr. Phillips, but I’m having my lunch at this table, here in the middle. |
| [16:03.113] | I’m having lunch right here, with my good friend Joey, |
| [16:08.675] | if he’ll sit with me. |
| [16:15.564] | I will sit with you Dr. Geller. |
| [16:22.320] | Y'know, we work in a museum of natural history, |
| [16:27.769] | and yet there is something unnatural about the way we eat lunch. |
| [16:35.522] | Now, I look around this cafeteria, and y’know what I see, I see-I see division. |
| [16:40.063] | Division, between people in white coats and people in blue blazers, and I ask myself, "My God why?!" |
| [16:49.445] | Now, I say we shed these-these coats that separate us, |
| [16:55.191] | and we get to know the people underneath. |
| [17:01.268] | I’m Ross! I’m divorced, and I have a kid! |
| [17:11.633] | I’m Joey! I’m an actor! |
| [17:14.649] | I don’t know squat about dinosaurs! |
| [17:19.767] | I’m Ted, and I just moved here a month ago, and New York really scares me. |
| [17:24.892] | All right, there you go! |
| [17:26.192] | Yeah, you hang in there Teddy! |
| [17:28.893] | I’m Andrew, and I didn’t pay for this pear. |
| [17:35.265] | Okay, good-good for you. |
| [17:37.696] | I’m Rhonda, and these aren’t real! |
| [17:46.052] | Wow, Rhonda. |
| [17:49.699] | I’m Scott. |
| [17:50.596] | Yeah, okay, Scott! |
| [17:53.049] | And I need to flip the light switch on and off 17 times before I leave a room or my family will die. |
| [18:03.141] | My mom’s gonna be here any minute. I can’t do this, I can’t give him up. |
| [18:08.060] | Yes—no, I can. I don’t want to. |
| [18:12.161] | But I can. No. |
| [18:16.305] | Oo, I can’t watch this, it’s like Sophie’s Choice. |
| [18:20.482] | Y’know, I never saw that. |
| [18:22.642] | Ooh, it was only okay. |
| [18:25.677] | Ooh, I can’t do this. My mom was right. |
| [18:29.335] | If I can’t-if I can’t give him up, then |
| [18:32.319] | there’s no way I can give up a baby. |
| [18:35.208] | Ohh, God, Frank and Alice are gonna be so crushed. |
| [18:38.601] | What-what else, what else can I give ‘em—a kidney! |
| [18:43.945] | Hi! |
| [18:46.216] | Uhh, we were just in the neighbourhood, so… |
| [18:48.497] | Yeah, so we just thought we’d stop by and let you know there’s still no pressure. |
| [18:52.643] | None. But if there was something you wanted to tell us, we’re just gonna be right over there having coffee. |
| [18:58.699] | Okay. |
| [18:59.924] | Oh, who’s this little guy?! |
| [19:01.679] | Oh! Ooh! Umm! |
| [19:04.645] | Oh, he’s so cute, he reminds me of my old dog, Tumour. |
| [19:11.272] | You are so precious, I could just take you home. |
| [19:15.339] | Hey, why don’t you? |
| [19:17.013] | Are you serious? |
| [19:18.072] | Uh-huh, yeah! |
| [19:19.962] | Oh, thanks. |
| [19:24.305] | What are you doing? |
| [19:25.588] | No, I’m really okay with this. Y’know why? |
| [19:28.968] | ‘Cause look at them, look how happy they are,and I made that, |
| [19:32.638] | so…y'know.I know it’s gonna be like a million times harder to give up a baby but, |
| [19:39.660] | oh my God, it’s gonna feel like a million times better, right? I wanna do this. |
| [19:46.291] | I wanna carry your baby. |
| [19:48.705] | Oh! Oh! Oh! Thank you so much! You don’t know what this means to us! Oh! |
| [19:58.782] | Oh my God, I think I’m gonna cry! |
| [20:06.196] | It’s gonna be so great. |
| [20:09.592] | Hi! What’s going on? |
| [20:11.814] | Oh, I-I gave them the puppy and it made them so happy that I decided I’m gonna carry their baby. |
| [20:17.979] | But Phoebe… |
| [20:18.863] | No-no-no, I know, but you and I are different people though, |
| [20:21.890] | and this is a totally different situation, and I know that I am not gonna regret this. |
| [20:27.198] | Oh, I-I-I understand all that, but it’s just—that was my puppy. |
| [20:32.192] | Oh! |
| [20:38.286] | Would you ever be a surrogate for anyone? |
| [20:40.493] | It depends on who asked. |
| [20:42.251] | What if I asked? |
| [20:44.030] | Oh, Mon, sure. |
| [20:46.373] | Really? |
| [20:47.071] | Yes. You’re not asking are you? |
| [20:54.132] | No. |
| [20:54.725] | Yes! Totally! |
| [20:58.257] | Oh! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Yes! Thank you! |
| [00:01.625] | Oh my God! I can' t believe my little brother is married! |
| [00:04.447] | Oh I know!! |
| [00:07.880] | You guys, why didn' t you tell me you were eloping? |
| [00:10.145] | ' Cause it just sorta happened, y' know we were at the courthouse, we were having lunch |
| [00:13.360] | Wait, wait, why were you at the courthouse? |
| [00:15.616] | We were having lunch. Yeah and then all of the sudden we were like, |
| [00:19.923] | " Hey! Y' know, we' re here, having lunch let' s get married! |
| [00:23.687] | Wow, a year and a half ago I didn' t even know I had a brother, and now I have a sister too. |
| [00:35.631] | Okay. Okay. |
| [00:39.879] | Stop it, don' t. |
| [00:43.013] | So, I gotta get you a gift now. Is there anything you need? |
| [00:46.608] | Uhh, yeah. |
| [00:50.125] | We' ve been trying to get pregnant, uh pretty much ever since we got engaged, |
| [00:54.163] | we thought we' d get a jump on things, |
| [00:55.793] | y' know no one' s getting any younger. |
| [00:59.327] | See the thing is umm, we' re not able to y' know, uh, conceive. |
| [01:04.122] | And we' ve tried everything, we' ve seen a bunch of doctors. |
| [01:06.184] | Yeah, and theyand they say that ourthat our only chance to have a baby is that if they take my sperm, |
| [01:10.971] | her egg and put it together in a dish and then put it into another girl. |
| [01:16.764] | So we were wondering if you could be the girl that we could put it into. |
| [01:24.592] | That' s a really nice gift. I was thinking of like a gravy boat |
| [02:19.006] | Hey! You guys! Check it out, check it out! Guess which job I got. |
| [02:24.936] | I don' t know, but Donald Trump wants his blue blazer black. |
| [02:30.611] | What? |
| [02:31.621] | Blue blazer back. Hehe wants it back. |
| [02:35.873] | But youyou said black. Why would he want his blue blazer black? |
| [02:41.097] | Well, youyou know what I meant. |
| [02:43.269] | No, you messed it up. You' re stupid. |
| [02:50.456] | So what job did you get Joe? |
| [02:52.666] | Oh, ah, tour guide at the museum. Yeah, Ross got it for me. |
| [02:55.279] | Well, how can you be a tour guide, don' t you have to be a dinosaur expert or something? |
| [02:58.950] | No, not really. They give you all the information, it' s uh, it' s like memorizing a script. |
| [03:03.329] | " And on your left, you have Tyrannosaurus Rex, a carnivore from the Jurassic period. |
| [03:08.161] | Great!! That' s great! |
| [03:10.185] | Uh actually Joey, it' s the Cretasous period. |
| [03:15.050] | Yeah but, I can pronounce Jurassic. |
| [03:18.267] | Hey!! Hey! |
| [03:19.650] | Guess what. Frank Jr., and Alice got married! |
| [03:22.556] | Oh my God!! |
| [03:24.040] | And! And, they' re gonna have a baby! |
| [03:27.121] | And! And, they want me to grow it for them in my uterus. |
| [03:34.247] | My God! |
| [03:35.426] | Are you serious? |
| [03:36.565] | Yeah |
| [03:37.444] | You' re really thinking about having sex with your brother?! |
| [03:43.842] | Ewww! And " Oh no!" It' s they just want me to be the surrogate. |
| [03:48.843] | It' s herit' s her egg and her sperm, and I' mI' m just the oven, it' s totally their bun. |
| [03:54.492] | What did you tell them? |
| [03:55.817] | Well, they said that I had to think about it first, but what is there to think about? |
| [03:59.620] | I' m gonna be giving them the greatest gift you can possibly give. |
| [04:03.313] | You' re gonna be carrying their baby and give them a Sony Play Station? |
| [04:08.722] | Honey, this really is an incredible thing to do for them, but there are things to think about. |
| [04:14.193] | Yeah, like you' re gonna be pregnant. I mean pregnant. I know! |
| [04:20.528] | Pheebs, you' re talking about putting your body through an awful lot, |
| [04:23.484] | I mean morning sickness, uhh, labour, and it' s all for somebody else! |
| [04:28.845] | Yeah, what' s your point? |
| [04:31.409] | Well, the stuff I just mentioned. |
| [04:35.063] | Wow! I don' t know if I could ever do that. |
| [04:37.085] | I always figured the first time I had a baby was with somebody I love and that baby would be a keeper. |
| [04:45.632] | Y' know you guys were a lot more supportive when I wanted to make denim furniture. |
| [04:50.056] | No, Pheebs, listen, if you decide to do this, we' ll be supportive like crazy. Yeah. |
| [04:54.107] | We just want you to think it through. |
| [04:55.617] | Yeah, honey, maybe you can talk to somebody who' s had a baby. Like your mom? |
| [04:58.935] | My mom never gave birth. Oh! But my birth mom did. |
| [05:08.744] | Umm, I love this touchy. Can I take it to work with me? |
| [05:13.838] | Oh, yeah, sure, it' s not mine anyway. It can with the pants. Oh! |
| [05:22.774] | I am so jealous. |
| [05:24.275] | You guys are really right there aren' t you? |
| [05:26.987] | Yes. Right where? |
| [05:31.410] | In the beginning where y' know it' s all sex and talking and sex and talking and |
| [05:38.180] | Yeah, youyou gotta love the talking. |
| [05:41.871] | And the sex? |
| [05:42.694] | All right, we haven' t had sex yet. Okay, what' s the big deal? |
| [05:46.190] | Y' know? This is special, and I want our love to grow until we move on to the next level. |
| [05:51.699] | Oh, Chandler that is so nice. |
| [05:53.964] | That is really nice lying! No way is that the reason! |
| [06:00.773] | Why? Just because you' re not mature enough to understand something like that?! |
| [06:04.538] | No, he' s right, I' m totally lying. |
| [06:11.460] | Then what is it? |
| [06:12.556] | Well, Kathy' s last boyfriend was Joey. |
| [06:15.669] | And you' re afraid you won' t be able to fill his shoes. |
| [06:22.162] | No, I' m afraid I won' t be able to make love as well as him. |
| [06:25.987] | Yeah, I was going for the metaphor. |
| [06:27.824] | Yes, and I was saying the actual words. |
| [06:31.738] | So big deal, so Joey' s had a lot of girlfriends, it doesn' t mean he' s great in bed. |
| [06:35.427] | We share a wall! So either he' s great in bed, or she just likes to agree with him a lot. |
| [06:44.282] | Sweetie, with you it' s gonna be different. |
| [06:46.101] | The sex is gonna be great, ' cause youyou guys are in love. |
| [06:49.953] | Yeah? Yeah! |
| [06:51.336] | Just go for it Chandler. |
| [06:53.346] | Yeah, you should. |
| [06:53.638] | Yeah, you should, really. |
| [06:53.909] | Go on. |
| [06:54.810] | All right, all right, I' ll go sleep with my girlfriend. But I' m just doing it for you guys. |
| [07:03.196] | Okay, now the Mastodon is from the semilate Jurassic period. |
| [07:09.065] | Isn' t the Mastodon from the Pliocene Epic? |
| [07:12.129] | Shhh! This is a museum, no talking. Right down here, we have a large foot. |
| [07:23.145] | Uhh, and over here we have Ross Geller. Everyone wave ' Hi' to Ross. |
| [07:30.082] | Ross is one of our most important scientists, look at him, hard at work. |
| [07:37.911] | Okay, moving right along. Come on. |
| [07:44.535] | It' s open! Come in! |
| [07:46.774] | Hi! |
| [07:47.840] | I' m sorry, I' m late. |
| [07:48.822] | Oh, that' s okay, it gave me time to finish glazing my nipples. |
| [07:53.375] | Wow! You really go all out when you' re expecting company. |
| [07:57.369] | No, I was working on my pottery. |
| [07:59.025] | Oh! Ooh! Oh, I didn' t know that you did pot. |
| [08:06.437] | Well, yeah, mostly nudes. It combines my two passions, pottery and erotica. |
| [08:11.493] | Ooh, erotiery! |
| [08:12.673] | Hey! Okay! Well thanks for coming out to see me. |
| [08:16.990] | I justI just thought it would be a very good idea to talk about this baby stuff in person. Y' know |
| [08:21.087] | Okay. |
| [08:23.492] | I really don' t think it' s a very good idea, Phoebe. |
| [08:26.722] | Why not? |
| [08:28.035] | Well, because you' d be giving up a baby, and II really don' t |
| [08:32.625] | I don' t know if there' s anything I can say that could make you understand the pain of giving up a baby. |
| [08:38.517] | So, umm, |
| [08:42.816] | Oh no! Nono! I understand the pain! Don' tdon' t hurt the puppy. |
| [08:47.449] | Nonono, thethe puppy' s yours. |
| [08:49.591] | Oh, I get a puppy!! |
| [08:50.965] | Well, yeah! I mean yeah, but only for three days. |
| [08:53.705] | Why? |
| [08:56.175] | I realise I don' t have any right to start get all parenty on you and everything now, |
| [09:01.890] | but umm, uhh |
| [09:07.997] | Phoebe, would you please look at me and not the puppy, it' s very important. |
| [09:11.317] | Okay. |
| [09:12.474] | I mean, I know what I' m talking about. I gave up two babies, |
| [09:17.459] | and I only wish I had someone there that had given up babies, |
| [09:20.533] | that could tell me how terrible it is to give up babies. |
| [09:25.796] | I just think that, it would be something you will regret every single day for the rest of your life. |
| [09:31.691] | So, how ever hard it is to give up this puppy, |
| [09:35.791] | it would be like a million times harder to give up a child. |
| [09:42.218] | I really shouldn' t have given you the puppy first. |
| [09:45.320] | All right, I' m sorry. |
| [09:51.366] | Uhh, do you mind sitting there. I' mI' m saving this for my friend Ross. |
| [09:53.510] | You mean Dr. Geller? |
| [09:55.469] | Doctor? Wow! I didn' t know he had a nickname. |
| [09:59.303] | Oh, he won' t sit here. Only the people in the white coats sit over there, |
| [10:03.567] | and only the people in the blue blazers sit here. |
| [10:07.157] | Well, howhow come? |
| [10:08.449] | That' s just the way it is. |
| [10:09.730] | That' s crazy. |
| [10:12.045] | Maybe it' s crazy in a perfect world, a world without lab coats and blazers, |
| [10:17.051] | but you not in a perfect world, you in a museum now. |
| [10:22.560] | See that scientist in the classes, he and I used to play together all the time in grade school, but now |
| [10:29.547] | Peter! Hey, Peter! It' s me Rhonda! From PS129! I shared my puddin' which you man! |
| [10:41.119] | I gave you my Snack Pack! See, he pretend he don' t even here me! |
| [10:49.965] | II think everybody' s pretending they don' t hear you. |
| [10:54.161] | Anyway, look, I don' t know about you and your jackets and your separate tables, |
| [10:57.594] | but Ross is one of my best friends, and if I save him a seat, I' m telling you, he will sit in it! |
| [11:04.713] | Ross! Ross! Over here, man! II saved you seat. |
| [11:11.206] | That' s okay, I' m cool over here. I' ll catch up with you later, Joey. |
| [11:18.314] | Op, this is saved. Gift shop. |
| [11:30.998] | Hey, uh, I' m really, really sorry about what happened in the cafeteria today. |
| [11:36.584] | It' s no big deal. Hey, y' know, you do what you gotta do. Right? |
| [11:39.034] | But hey, it' s not just me, I mean the scientists and the tour guides never sit together. |
| [11:45.028] | Whatever. |
| [11:46.079] | It' s like that everywhere, Joey! |
| [11:47.692] | Okay, Mon, back me up here. Where you work the uh, waiters eat with the waiters, right? |
| [11:52.065] | And the chefs eat with the other chefs, right? |
| [11:55.003] | I eat by myself in the alley because everybody hates me. |
| [12:01.057] | Look, Ross, really it' sit' s no big deal. |
| [12:04.550] | Y' know you wear a white coat, I wear a blue blazer, if that means we can' t be friends at work, then so be it. |
| [12:10.048] | Y' know, hey I understand. Y' know? Hey, when I' m in a play and you' re in the audience, I don' t talk to you, right? |
| [12:17.909] | So it' s y' know, it' s uh, it' s cool. I' ll see you tomorrow. |
| [12:24.545] | Yeah, when we' re in the audience he doesn' t talk to us, but he does wave. |
| [12:36.733] | Hi. Hey! |
| [12:40.265] | Why is Phoebe singing to Carl Mulden? |
| [12:44.410] | Ooh, y' know what, I think it' s time for puppy to go out again. |
| [12:47.681] | Come on, let' s go to the balcony. |
| [12:49.129] | What?! |
| [12:50.140] | Umm, the street. Come on, let' s go to the street. |
| [12:53.006] | Ooh, listen, don' t go onto the balcony until after I get back. |
| [12:58.872] | So, did you do it? |
| [13:00.671] | Yes, yes, we had the sex. |
| [13:03.666] | Uhoh, it was bad? |
| [13:05.447] | It was fine, y' know? But she didn' t agree with me as strongly as she agreed with Joey. |
| [13:12.020] | She was more like, " I see you point, I' m all right with it." |
| [13:16.336] | Well, it was the first time. |
| [13:17.909] | Y' know, there' s not always a lot of agreement the first time. |
| [13:20.804] | Yeah, not girls anyway, guys agree like that. |
| [13:25.410] | Look, you have to help me! Okay? |
| [13:27.630] | I mean, I know what to do with a woman, y' know, I know where everything goes, it' s always nice. |
| [13:33.467] | But I need to know what makes it go from nice to, " My God! Somebody' s killing her in there!" |
| [13:40.739] | All right, I' m gonna show you something a lot of guys don' t know. Rach, give me that pad, please? |
| [13:45.650] | All right. Now |
| [13:48.489] | Look, you don' t have to draw an actual wo whoa! She' s hot! |
| [13:53.585] | Now everybody knows the basic erogenous zones. |
| [13:56.130] | You got one, two three, four, five, six, and seven! |
| [14:02.979] | There are seven?! |
| [14:05.316] | Let me see that. Oh, yeah. |
| [14:11.079] | That' s one? |
| [14:12.714] | It' s kind of an important one! |
| [14:15.459] | Oh, y' knowy' know what, I was looking at it upside down. |
| [14:20.285] | Well, y' know, sometimes that helps. |
| [14:27.651] | Now, most guys will hit uh, 123 and then go to 7 and set up camp. |
| [14:34.398] | Thatthat' s bad? |
| [14:35.632] | Well if you go to Disneyland, you don' t spend the whole day on the Materhorn. |
| [14:39.877] | Well you might if it were anything like 7! |
| [14:43.898] | All right uh, the important thing is to take your time, |
| [14:48.187] | you want to hit ' em all, and you mix ' em up. You gotta keep them on their toes. |
| [14:52.613] | Oo, toes!! Well, for some people. |
| [15:01.918] | All right. Umm, you could uh start out with a little 1, a 2, a 123, 3, 5, |
| [15:15.000] | a 4, a 32, 2, a 246, 246, 4, 2, 2, 47, 57, 67, |
| [15:30.813] | 7, 7.. 7 777777777777 mouths 7! |
| [15:51.733] | Dr. Geller, there' s a seat over here. |
| [15:54.884] | Thank you, Dr. Phillips, but I' m having my lunch at this table, here in the middle. |
| [16:03.113] | I' m having lunch right here, with my good friend Joey, |
| [16:08.675] | if he' ll sit with me. |
| [16:15.564] | I will sit with you Dr. Geller. |
| [16:22.320] | Y' know, we work in a museum of natural history, |
| [16:27.769] | and yet there is something unnatural about the way we eat lunch. |
| [16:35.522] | Now, I look around this cafeteria, and y' know what I see, I seeI see division. |
| [16:40.063] | Division, between people in white coats and people in blue blazers, and I ask myself, " My God why?!" |
| [16:49.445] | Now, I say we shed thesethese coats that separate us, |
| [16:55.191] | and we get to know the people underneath. |
| [17:01.268] | I' m Ross! I' m divorced, and I have a kid! |
| [17:11.633] | I' m Joey! I' m an actor! |
| [17:14.649] | I don' t know squat about dinosaurs! |
| [17:19.767] | I' m Ted, and I just moved here a month ago, and New York really scares me. |
| [17:24.892] | All right, there you go! |
| [17:26.192] | Yeah, you hang in there Teddy! |
| [17:28.893] | I' m Andrew, and I didn' t pay for this pear. |
| [17:35.265] | Okay, goodgood for you. |
| [17:37.696] | I' m Rhonda, and these aren' t real! |
| [17:46.052] | Wow, Rhonda. |
| [17:49.699] | I' m Scott. |
| [17:50.596] | Yeah, okay, Scott! |
| [17:53.049] | And I need to flip the light switch on and off 17 times before I leave a room or my family will die. |
| [18:03.141] | My mom' s gonna be here any minute. I can' t do this, I can' t give him up. |
| [18:08.060] | Yes no, I can. I don' t want to. |
| [18:12.161] | But I can. No. |
| [18:16.305] | Oo, I can' t watch this, it' s like Sophie' s Choice. |
| [18:20.482] | Y' know, I never saw that. |
| [18:22.642] | Ooh, it was only okay. |
| [18:25.677] | Ooh, I can' t do this. My mom was right. |
| [18:29.335] | If I can' tif I can' t give him up, then |
| [18:32.319] | there' s no way I can give up a baby. |
| [18:35.208] | Ohh, God, Frank and Alice are gonna be so crushed. |
| [18:38.601] | Whatwhat else, what else can I give ' em a kidney! |
| [18:43.945] | Hi! |
| [18:46.216] | Uhh, we were just in the neighbourhood, so |
| [18:48.497] | Yeah, so we just thought we' d stop by and let you know there' s still no pressure. |
| [18:52.643] | None. But if there was something you wanted to tell us, we' re just gonna be right over there having coffee. |
| [18:58.699] | Okay. |
| [18:59.924] | Oh, who' s this little guy?! |
| [19:01.679] | Oh! Ooh! Umm! |
| [19:04.645] | Oh, he' s so cute, he reminds me of my old dog, Tumour. |
| [19:11.272] | You are so precious, I could just take you home. |
| [19:15.339] | Hey, why don' t you? |
| [19:17.013] | Are you serious? |
| [19:18.072] | Uhhuh, yeah! |
| [19:19.962] | Oh, thanks. |
| [19:24.305] | What are you doing? |
| [19:25.588] | No, I' m really okay with this. Y' know why? |
| [19:28.968] | ' Cause look at them, look how happy they are, and I made that, |
| [19:32.638] | so y' know. I know it' s gonna be like a million times harder to give up a baby but, |
| [19:39.660] | oh my God, it' s gonna feel like a million times better, right? I wanna do this. |
| [19:46.291] | I wanna carry your baby. |
| [19:48.705] | Oh! Oh! Oh! Thank you so much! You don' t know what this means to us! Oh! |
| [19:58.782] | Oh my God, I think I' m gonna cry! |
| [20:06.196] | It' s gonna be so great. |
| [20:09.592] | Hi! What' s going on? |
| [20:11.814] | Oh, II gave them the puppy and it made them so happy that I decided I' m gonna carry their baby. |
| [20:17.979] | But Phoebe |
| [20:18.863] | Nonono, I know, but you and I are different people though, |
| [20:21.890] | and this is a totally different situation, and I know that I am not gonna regret this. |
| [20:27.198] | Oh, III understand all that, but it' s just that was my puppy. |
| [20:32.192] | Oh! |
| [20:38.286] | Would you ever be a surrogate for anyone? |
| [20:40.493] | It depends on who asked. |
| [20:42.251] | What if I asked? |
| [20:44.030] | Oh, Mon, sure. |
| [20:46.373] | Really? |
| [20:47.071] | Yes. You' re not asking are you? |
| [20:54.132] | No. |
| [20:54.725] | Yes! Totally! |
| [20:58.257] | Oh! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Yes! Thank you! |
| [00:01.625] | Oh my God! I can' t believe my little brother is married! |
| [00:04.447] | Oh I know!! |
| [00:07.880] | You guys, why didn' t you tell me you were eloping? |
| [00:10.145] | ' Cause it just sorta happened, y' know we were at the courthouse, we were having lunch |
| [00:13.360] | Wait, wait, why were you at the courthouse? |
| [00:15.616] | We were having lunch. Yeah and then all of the sudden we were like, |
| [00:19.923] | " Hey! Y' know, we' re here, having lunch let' s get married! |
| [00:23.687] | Wow, a year and a half ago I didn' t even know I had a brother, and now I have a sister too. |
| [00:35.631] | Okay. Okay. |
| [00:39.879] | Stop it, don' t. |
| [00:43.013] | So, I gotta get you a gift now. Is there anything you need? |
| [00:46.608] | Uhh, yeah. |
| [00:50.125] | We' ve been trying to get pregnant, uh pretty much ever since we got engaged, |
| [00:54.163] | we thought we' d get a jump on things, |
| [00:55.793] | y' know no one' s getting any younger. |
| [00:59.327] | See the thing is umm, we' re not able to y' know, uh, conceive. |
| [01:04.122] | And we' ve tried everything, we' ve seen a bunch of doctors. |
| [01:06.184] | Yeah, and theyand they say that ourthat our only chance to have a baby is that if they take my sperm, |
| [01:10.971] | her egg and put it together in a dish and then put it into another girl. |
| [01:16.764] | So we were wondering if you could be the girl that we could put it into. |
| [01:24.592] | That' s a really nice gift. I was thinking of like a gravy boat |
| [02:19.006] | Hey! You guys! Check it out, check it out! Guess which job I got. |
| [02:24.936] | I don' t know, but Donald Trump wants his blue blazer black. |
| [02:30.611] | What? |
| [02:31.621] | Blue blazer back. Hehe wants it back. |
| [02:35.873] | But youyou said black. Why would he want his blue blazer black? |
| [02:41.097] | Well, youyou know what I meant. |
| [02:43.269] | No, you messed it up. You' re stupid. |
| [02:50.456] | So what job did you get Joe? |
| [02:52.666] | Oh, ah, tour guide at the museum. Yeah, Ross got it for me. |
| [02:55.279] | Well, how can you be a tour guide, don' t you have to be a dinosaur expert or something? |
| [02:58.950] | No, not really. They give you all the information, it' s uh, it' s like memorizing a script. |
| [03:03.329] | " And on your left, you have Tyrannosaurus Rex, a carnivore from the Jurassic period. |
| [03:08.161] | Great!! That' s great! |
| [03:10.185] | Uh actually Joey, it' s the Cretasous period. |
| [03:15.050] | Yeah but, I can pronounce Jurassic. |
| [03:18.267] | Hey!! Hey! |
| [03:19.650] | Guess what. Frank Jr., and Alice got married! |
| [03:22.556] | Oh my God!! |
| [03:24.040] | And! And, they' re gonna have a baby! |
| [03:27.121] | And! And, they want me to grow it for them in my uterus. |
| [03:34.247] | My God! |
| [03:35.426] | Are you serious? |
| [03:36.565] | Yeah |
| [03:37.444] | You' re really thinking about having sex with your brother?! |
| [03:43.842] | Ewww! And " Oh no!" It' s they just want me to be the surrogate. |
| [03:48.843] | It' s herit' s her egg and her sperm, and I' mI' m just the oven, it' s totally their bun. |
| [03:54.492] | What did you tell them? |
| [03:55.817] | Well, they said that I had to think about it first, but what is there to think about? |
| [03:59.620] | I' m gonna be giving them the greatest gift you can possibly give. |
| [04:03.313] | You' re gonna be carrying their baby and give them a Sony Play Station? |
| [04:08.722] | Honey, this really is an incredible thing to do for them, but there are things to think about. |
| [04:14.193] | Yeah, like you' re gonna be pregnant. I mean pregnant. I know! |
| [04:20.528] | Pheebs, you' re talking about putting your body through an awful lot, |
| [04:23.484] | I mean morning sickness, uhh, labour, and it' s all for somebody else! |
| [04:28.845] | Yeah, what' s your point? |
| [04:31.409] | Well, the stuff I just mentioned. |
| [04:35.063] | Wow! I don' t know if I could ever do that. |
| [04:37.085] | I always figured the first time I had a baby was with somebody I love and that baby would be a keeper. |
| [04:45.632] | Y' know you guys were a lot more supportive when I wanted to make denim furniture. |
| [04:50.056] | No, Pheebs, listen, if you decide to do this, we' ll be supportive like crazy. Yeah. |
| [04:54.107] | We just want you to think it through. |
| [04:55.617] | Yeah, honey, maybe you can talk to somebody who' s had a baby. Like your mom? |
| [04:58.935] | My mom never gave birth. Oh! But my birth mom did. |
| [05:08.744] | Umm, I love this touchy. Can I take it to work with me? |
| [05:13.838] | Oh, yeah, sure, it' s not mine anyway. It can with the pants. Oh! |
| [05:22.774] | I am so jealous. |
| [05:24.275] | You guys are really right there aren' t you? |
| [05:26.987] | Yes. Right where? |
| [05:31.410] | In the beginning where y' know it' s all sex and talking and sex and talking and |
| [05:38.180] | Yeah, youyou gotta love the talking. |
| [05:41.871] | And the sex? |
| [05:42.694] | All right, we haven' t had sex yet. Okay, what' s the big deal? |
| [05:46.190] | Y' know? This is special, and I want our love to grow until we move on to the next level. |
| [05:51.699] | Oh, Chandler that is so nice. |
| [05:53.964] | That is really nice lying! No way is that the reason! |
| [06:00.773] | Why? Just because you' re not mature enough to understand something like that?! |
| [06:04.538] | No, he' s right, I' m totally lying. |
| [06:11.460] | Then what is it? |
| [06:12.556] | Well, Kathy' s last boyfriend was Joey. |
| [06:15.669] | And you' re afraid you won' t be able to fill his shoes. |
| [06:22.162] | No, I' m afraid I won' t be able to make love as well as him. |
| [06:25.987] | Yeah, I was going for the metaphor. |
| [06:27.824] | Yes, and I was saying the actual words. |
| [06:31.738] | So big deal, so Joey' s had a lot of girlfriends, it doesn' t mean he' s great in bed. |
| [06:35.427] | We share a wall! So either he' s great in bed, or she just likes to agree with him a lot. |
| [06:44.282] | Sweetie, with you it' s gonna be different. |
| [06:46.101] | The sex is gonna be great, ' cause youyou guys are in love. |
| [06:49.953] | Yeah? Yeah! |
| [06:51.336] | Just go for it Chandler. |
| [06:53.346] | Yeah, you should. |
| [06:53.638] | Yeah, you should, really. |
| [06:53.909] | Go on. |
| [06:54.810] | All right, all right, I' ll go sleep with my girlfriend. But I' m just doing it for you guys. |
| [07:03.196] | Okay, now the Mastodon is from the semilate Jurassic period. |
| [07:09.065] | Isn' t the Mastodon from the Pliocene Epic? |
| [07:12.129] | Shhh! This is a museum, no talking. Right down here, we have a large foot. |
| [07:23.145] | Uhh, and over here we have Ross Geller. Everyone wave ' Hi' to Ross. |
| [07:30.082] | Ross is one of our most important scientists, look at him, hard at work. |
| [07:37.911] | Okay, moving right along. Come on. |
| [07:44.535] | It' s open! Come in! |
| [07:46.774] | Hi! |
| [07:47.840] | I' m sorry, I' m late. |
| [07:48.822] | Oh, that' s okay, it gave me time to finish glazing my nipples. |
| [07:53.375] | Wow! You really go all out when you' re expecting company. |
| [07:57.369] | No, I was working on my pottery. |
| [07:59.025] | Oh! Ooh! Oh, I didn' t know that you did pot. |
| [08:06.437] | Well, yeah, mostly nudes. It combines my two passions, pottery and erotica. |
| [08:11.493] | Ooh, erotiery! |
| [08:12.673] | Hey! Okay! Well thanks for coming out to see me. |
| [08:16.990] | I justI just thought it would be a very good idea to talk about this baby stuff in person. Y' know |
| [08:21.087] | Okay. |
| [08:23.492] | I really don' t think it' s a very good idea, Phoebe. |
| [08:26.722] | Why not? |
| [08:28.035] | Well, because you' d be giving up a baby, and II really don' t |
| [08:32.625] | I don' t know if there' s anything I can say that could make you understand the pain of giving up a baby. |
| [08:38.517] | So, umm, |
| [08:42.816] | Oh no! Nono! I understand the pain! Don' tdon' t hurt the puppy. |
| [08:47.449] | Nonono, thethe puppy' s yours. |
| [08:49.591] | Oh, I get a puppy!! |
| [08:50.965] | Well, yeah! I mean yeah, but only for three days. |
| [08:53.705] | Why? |
| [08:56.175] | I realise I don' t have any right to start get all parenty on you and everything now, |
| [09:01.890] | but umm, uhh |
| [09:07.997] | Phoebe, would you please look at me and not the puppy, it' s very important. |
| [09:11.317] | Okay. |
| [09:12.474] | I mean, I know what I' m talking about. I gave up two babies, |
| [09:17.459] | and I only wish I had someone there that had given up babies, |
| [09:20.533] | that could tell me how terrible it is to give up babies. |
| [09:25.796] | I just think that, it would be something you will regret every single day for the rest of your life. |
| [09:31.691] | So, how ever hard it is to give up this puppy, |
| [09:35.791] | it would be like a million times harder to give up a child. |
| [09:42.218] | I really shouldn' t have given you the puppy first. |
| [09:45.320] | All right, I' m sorry. |
| [09:51.366] | Uhh, do you mind sitting there. I' mI' m saving this for my friend Ross. |
| [09:53.510] | You mean Dr. Geller? |
| [09:55.469] | Doctor? Wow! I didn' t know he had a nickname. |
| [09:59.303] | Oh, he won' t sit here. Only the people in the white coats sit over there, |
| [10:03.567] | and only the people in the blue blazers sit here. |
| [10:07.157] | Well, howhow come? |
| [10:08.449] | That' s just the way it is. |
| [10:09.730] | That' s crazy. |
| [10:12.045] | Maybe it' s crazy in a perfect world, a world without lab coats and blazers, |
| [10:17.051] | but you not in a perfect world, you in a museum now. |
| [10:22.560] | See that scientist in the classes, he and I used to play together all the time in grade school, but now |
| [10:29.547] | Peter! Hey, Peter! It' s me Rhonda! From PS129! I shared my puddin' which you man! |
| [10:41.119] | I gave you my Snack Pack! See, he pretend he don' t even here me! |
| [10:49.965] | II think everybody' s pretending they don' t hear you. |
| [10:54.161] | Anyway, look, I don' t know about you and your jackets and your separate tables, |
| [10:57.594] | but Ross is one of my best friends, and if I save him a seat, I' m telling you, he will sit in it! |
| [11:04.713] | Ross! Ross! Over here, man! II saved you seat. |
| [11:11.206] | That' s okay, I' m cool over here. I' ll catch up with you later, Joey. |
| [11:18.314] | Op, this is saved. Gift shop. |
| [11:30.998] | Hey, uh, I' m really, really sorry about what happened in the cafeteria today. |
| [11:36.584] | It' s no big deal. Hey, y' know, you do what you gotta do. Right? |
| [11:39.034] | But hey, it' s not just me, I mean the scientists and the tour guides never sit together. |
| [11:45.028] | Whatever. |
| [11:46.079] | It' s like that everywhere, Joey! |
| [11:47.692] | Okay, Mon, back me up here. Where you work the uh, waiters eat with the waiters, right? |
| [11:52.065] | And the chefs eat with the other chefs, right? |
| [11:55.003] | I eat by myself in the alley because everybody hates me. |
| [12:01.057] | Look, Ross, really it' sit' s no big deal. |
| [12:04.550] | Y' know you wear a white coat, I wear a blue blazer, if that means we can' t be friends at work, then so be it. |
| [12:10.048] | Y' know, hey I understand. Y' know? Hey, when I' m in a play and you' re in the audience, I don' t talk to you, right? |
| [12:17.909] | So it' s y' know, it' s uh, it' s cool. I' ll see you tomorrow. |
| [12:24.545] | Yeah, when we' re in the audience he doesn' t talk to us, but he does wave. |
| [12:36.733] | Hi. Hey! |
| [12:40.265] | Why is Phoebe singing to Carl Mulden? |
| [12:44.410] | Ooh, y' know what, I think it' s time for puppy to go out again. |
| [12:47.681] | Come on, let' s go to the balcony. |
| [12:49.129] | What?! |
| [12:50.140] | Umm, the street. Come on, let' s go to the street. |
| [12:53.006] | Ooh, listen, don' t go onto the balcony until after I get back. |
| [12:58.872] | So, did you do it? |
| [13:00.671] | Yes, yes, we had the sex. |
| [13:03.666] | Uhoh, it was bad? |
| [13:05.447] | It was fine, y' know? But she didn' t agree with me as strongly as she agreed with Joey. |
| [13:12.020] | She was more like, " I see you point, I' m all right with it." |
| [13:16.336] | Well, it was the first time. |
| [13:17.909] | Y' know, there' s not always a lot of agreement the first time. |
| [13:20.804] | Yeah, not girls anyway, guys agree like that. |
| [13:25.410] | Look, you have to help me! Okay? |
| [13:27.630] | I mean, I know what to do with a woman, y' know, I know where everything goes, it' s always nice. |
| [13:33.467] | But I need to know what makes it go from nice to, " My God! Somebody' s killing her in there!" |
| [13:40.739] | All right, I' m gonna show you something a lot of guys don' t know. Rach, give me that pad, please? |
| [13:45.650] | All right. Now |
| [13:48.489] | Look, you don' t have to draw an actual wo whoa! She' s hot! |
| [13:53.585] | Now everybody knows the basic erogenous zones. |
| [13:56.130] | You got one, two three, four, five, six, and seven! |
| [14:02.979] | There are seven?! |
| [14:05.316] | Let me see that. Oh, yeah. |
| [14:11.079] | That' s one? |
| [14:12.714] | It' s kind of an important one! |
| [14:15.459] | Oh, y' knowy' know what, I was looking at it upside down. |
| [14:20.285] | Well, y' know, sometimes that helps. |
| [14:27.651] | Now, most guys will hit uh, 123 and then go to 7 and set up camp. |
| [14:34.398] | Thatthat' s bad? |
| [14:35.632] | Well if you go to Disneyland, you don' t spend the whole day on the Materhorn. |
| [14:39.877] | Well you might if it were anything like 7! |
| [14:43.898] | All right uh, the important thing is to take your time, |
| [14:48.187] | you want to hit ' em all, and you mix ' em up. You gotta keep them on their toes. |
| [14:52.613] | Oo, toes!! Well, for some people. |
| [15:01.918] | All right. Umm, you could uh start out with a little 1, a 2, a 123, 3, 5, |
| [15:15.000] | a 4, a 32, 2, a 246, 246, 4, 2, 2, 47, 57, 67, |
| [15:30.813] | 7, 7.. 7 777777777777 mouths 7! |
| [15:51.733] | Dr. Geller, there' s a seat over here. |
| [15:54.884] | Thank you, Dr. Phillips, but I' m having my lunch at this table, here in the middle. |
| [16:03.113] | I' m having lunch right here, with my good friend Joey, |
| [16:08.675] | if he' ll sit with me. |
| [16:15.564] | I will sit with you Dr. Geller. |
| [16:22.320] | Y' know, we work in a museum of natural history, |
| [16:27.769] | and yet there is something unnatural about the way we eat lunch. |
| [16:35.522] | Now, I look around this cafeteria, and y' know what I see, I seeI see division. |
| [16:40.063] | Division, between people in white coats and people in blue blazers, and I ask myself, " My God why?!" |
| [16:49.445] | Now, I say we shed thesethese coats that separate us, |
| [16:55.191] | and we get to know the people underneath. |
| [17:01.268] | I' m Ross! I' m divorced, and I have a kid! |
| [17:11.633] | I' m Joey! I' m an actor! |
| [17:14.649] | I don' t know squat about dinosaurs! |
| [17:19.767] | I' m Ted, and I just moved here a month ago, and New York really scares me. |
| [17:24.892] | All right, there you go! |
| [17:26.192] | Yeah, you hang in there Teddy! |
| [17:28.893] | I' m Andrew, and I didn' t pay for this pear. |
| [17:35.265] | Okay, goodgood for you. |
| [17:37.696] | I' m Rhonda, and these aren' t real! |
| [17:46.052] | Wow, Rhonda. |
| [17:49.699] | I' m Scott. |
| [17:50.596] | Yeah, okay, Scott! |
| [17:53.049] | And I need to flip the light switch on and off 17 times before I leave a room or my family will die. |
| [18:03.141] | My mom' s gonna be here any minute. I can' t do this, I can' t give him up. |
| [18:08.060] | Yes no, I can. I don' t want to. |
| [18:12.161] | But I can. No. |
| [18:16.305] | Oo, I can' t watch this, it' s like Sophie' s Choice. |
| [18:20.482] | Y' know, I never saw that. |
| [18:22.642] | Ooh, it was only okay. |
| [18:25.677] | Ooh, I can' t do this. My mom was right. |
| [18:29.335] | If I can' tif I can' t give him up, then |
| [18:32.319] | there' s no way I can give up a baby. |
| [18:35.208] | Ohh, God, Frank and Alice are gonna be so crushed. |
| [18:38.601] | Whatwhat else, what else can I give ' em a kidney! |
| [18:43.945] | Hi! |
| [18:46.216] | Uhh, we were just in the neighbourhood, so |
| [18:48.497] | Yeah, so we just thought we' d stop by and let you know there' s still no pressure. |
| [18:52.643] | None. But if there was something you wanted to tell us, we' re just gonna be right over there having coffee. |
| [18:58.699] | Okay. |
| [18:59.924] | Oh, who' s this little guy?! |
| [19:01.679] | Oh! Ooh! Umm! |
| [19:04.645] | Oh, he' s so cute, he reminds me of my old dog, Tumour. |
| [19:11.272] | You are so precious, I could just take you home. |
| [19:15.339] | Hey, why don' t you? |
| [19:17.013] | Are you serious? |
| [19:18.072] | Uhhuh, yeah! |
| [19:19.962] | Oh, thanks. |
| [19:24.305] | What are you doing? |
| [19:25.588] | No, I' m really okay with this. Y' know why? |
| [19:28.968] | ' Cause look at them, look how happy they are, and I made that, |
| [19:32.638] | so y' know. I know it' s gonna be like a million times harder to give up a baby but, |
| [19:39.660] | oh my God, it' s gonna feel like a million times better, right? I wanna do this. |
| [19:46.291] | I wanna carry your baby. |
| [19:48.705] | Oh! Oh! Oh! Thank you so much! You don' t know what this means to us! Oh! |
| [19:58.782] | Oh my God, I think I' m gonna cry! |
| [20:06.196] | It' s gonna be so great. |
| [20:09.592] | Hi! What' s going on? |
| [20:11.814] | Oh, II gave them the puppy and it made them so happy that I decided I' m gonna carry their baby. |
| [20:17.979] | But Phoebe |
| [20:18.863] | Nonono, I know, but you and I are different people though, |
| [20:21.890] | and this is a totally different situation, and I know that I am not gonna regret this. |
| [20:27.198] | Oh, III understand all that, but it' s just that was my puppy. |
| [20:32.192] | Oh! |
| [20:38.286] | Would you ever be a surrogate for anyone? |
| [20:40.493] | It depends on who asked. |
| [20:42.251] | What if I asked? |
| [20:44.030] | Oh, Mon, sure. |
| [20:46.373] | Really? |
| [20:47.071] | Yes. You' re not asking are you? |
| [20:54.132] | No. |
| [20:54.725] | Yes! Totally! |
| [20:58.257] | Oh! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Yes! Thank you! |
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