| [00:03.80] | I just saw Kathy naked. |
| [00:06.33] | It was like torture. |
| [00:08.77] | If we go to war and you're captured,you're in for a surprise. |
| [00:13.64] | It keeps getting worse. |
| [00:15.51] | It bad enough that I'm in love with my roommate's girlfriend. |
| [00:19.05] | Every time we're in the same room,there's weird energy between us. |
| [00:24.15] | Call me crazy,but I think she likes me too. |
| [00:27.16] | And now I have seen her naked. |
| [00:31.13] | At least with her clothes on... |
| [00:33.50] | ...I could imagine her body was covered in boils. |
| [00:38.70] | But there are no boils. She's smooth. |
| [00:42.64] | Smooth! |
| [00:48.31] | -Could everyone see up his robe? -Oh,my God! |
| [00:53.18] | The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line |
| [01:40.86] | -Here you go. -I'll call you. |
| [01:42.90] | Great! |
| [01:45.80] | Hey,hey. Who was that? |
| [01:47.90] | Casey. We're going out tonight. |
| [01:50.34] | Going out? Wow! |
| [01:55.78] | It didn't work out with Kathy? Bummer. |
| [01:58.68] | No,things are fine. |
| [02:00.25] | I'm having a late meal with her after an early one with Casey. |
| [02:05.25] | -What? -Yeah. |
| [02:06.39] | The craziest thing is,I just ate a whole pizza myself. |
| [02:12.26] | You're going out with Kathy! |
| [02:14.40] | Yeah. Why are you upset? |
| [02:16.36] | Well,I'm upset... |
| [02:18.10] | ...for you. |
| [02:20.70] | Sex with an endless line of beautiful women must be unfulfilling. |
| [02:26.94] | What's the big deal? It's not like we're exclusive. |
| [02:30.78] | Look,Joey. |
| [02:32.81] | Kathy's clearly not fulfilling your emotional needs. |
| [02:36.05] | But,Casey.... |
| [02:37.45] | Granted,I just saw the back of her head. |
| [02:40.82] | But I got this sense that she's smart and funny... |
| [02:44.39] | ...and gets you. |
| [02:48.13] | You got all that from the back of her head? |
| [02:50.67] | I think it's time for you to settle down. |
| [02:52.93] | Make a choice. Pick a lane. |
| [02:55.27] | Who's Elaine? |
| [03:01.18] | Little Tony Tarzan |
| [03:03.01] | Swinging on a nose hair Swinging with the greatest of ease |
| [03:10.52] | I don't know the next verse. |
| [03:13.39] | You could just go: |
| [03:15.49] | Greatest of ease “ |
| [03:18.39] | Then go right into it. |
| [03:20.90] | I like that. |
| [03:23.50] | How do you know about...? |
| [03:26.73] | You know,I used to play. |
| [03:29.40] | That's right. The keyboards? |
| [03:32.64] | A little in high school. I got into it in college. |
| [03:36.58] | That's when I really found my sound. |
| [03:42.02] | Orange juice just came out of my nose,but it was worth it. |
| [03:48.22] | Oh,my God! |
| [03:49.92] | I completely forgot about your sound. |
| [03:53.60] | He'd lock himself in the basement for hours. |
| [03:56.03] | No one was ever allowed to hear the sound. |
| [04:00.24] | I want to hear the sound. |
| [04:03.34] | No,I mean,I haven't played in so long. |
| [04:08.44] | Well,it's really personal stuff. |
| [04:11.11] | Play that funky music,white boy. |
| [04:15.12] | -Yeah,come on. -No,you guys. |
| [04:17.59] | My keyboards are all the way Yeah,okay. |
| [04:24.63] | Who wants to get dinner later? I wanna try that new ltalian restaurant. |
| [04:27.86] | Supposed to be really good. Saw a lot of Chinese people eating in there. |
| [04:32.70] | What are you talking about? |
| [04:34.24] | You said some restaurant must be good because Chinese people were eating there. |
| [04:39.24] | That's because it was a Chinese restaurant. |
| [04:44.01] | I still wanna go. Who wants to come? |
| [04:46.01] | Oh,I can't. I got two dinner dates tonight,so I gotta get ready. |
| [04:51.45] | All right,girls' night out. |
| [04:53.39] | Sorry,but we have to prep that catering thing for tomorrow. |
| [04:56.49] | Oh,that's right. |
| [04:58.99] | I wish I could eat in restaurants alone. |
| [05:01.53] | You should try it. It's a really good thing to do. |
| [05:04.17] | I just think I'd feel really self-conscious. Like I was on display or something. |
| [05:09.34] | I was on display once. Nothing like eating alone. |
| [05:22.12] | I just had a great time with myself. |
| [05:27.92] | Well,this could be a good story. |
| [05:31.43] | At dinner. It was so liberating. |
| [05:34.23] | You know,I don't need people to have fun. I'm fun. I'm a fun girl. |
| [05:38.87] | Are you a naughty girl? |
| [05:44.34] | No,just fun. Fun. Good. Fun. |
| [05:47.14] | -See,I told you you'd have fun. -I know. |
| [05:49.28] | Although I must say that I totally judge any woman I see eating alone. |
| [05:52.65] | -Why? -What's wrong with a woman eating alone? |
| [05:55.25] | Well,obviously something. She's eating alone. |
| [05:59.32] | Okay,guys. |
| [06:00.49] | All right! Bring it on,you! |
| [06:06.76] | Here we go. |
| [06:14.20] | You know,I've never played my stuff for anyone before. |
| [06:19.24] | So it's important that you understand... |
| [06:21.91] | ...it's about communicating... |
| [06:24.88] | ...very private emotions. |
| [06:34.79] | You know.... |
| [06:36.06] | You should think of my work... |
| [06:40.23] | ...as wordless sound poems. |
| [06:49.17] | -That's what -Oh,my God,play. |
| [07:26.21] | Well,you know,that was... |
| [07:30.21] | ...terrific! |
| [07:33.01] | Really... |
| [07:35.02] | ...bitchen. |
| [07:38.52] | Wow! It was so wow! |
| [07:42.19] | Really? |
| [07:43.96] | Yeah! I mean,you should play in public. |
| [07:49.43] | Wow,thanks,you guys. That's |
| [07:52.20] | I want to play you another piece. |
| [07:56.84] | I left my helicopter sounds on another disk. I'll be right back,okay? |
| [08:03.31] | This is so nice. I mean,I am so.... |
| [08:11.22] | God bless my dad for soundproofing the basement. |
| [08:16.16] | I can't believe I ever let him touch me with those fingers. |
| [08:21.30] | What are you guys talking about? I loved it! |
| [08:25.07] | It was so moving. |
| [08:27.13] | It's so different from the stuff you usually hear. |
| [08:30.91] | You mean,music? |
| [08:37.91] | I know what you think. |
| [08:39.48] | Yes,yes,your breasts are just as firm and juicy. |
| [08:45.55] | Come in. |
| [08:49.39] | Oh,God! Is that Baywatch? |
| [08:51.76] | Yes,but I just watch it for the articles. |
| [08:56.16] | -So is Joey around? -No,he's not back yet. |
| [08:59.93] | Come in,have a seat. Bow or stern? |
| [09:02.40] | I don't have a preference. You? |
| [09:04.81] | I like it in the stern. |
| [09:09.54] | Of the boat. |
| [09:14.38] | It's me. Casey and l had a little car trouble. |
| [09:18.35] | -What happened? -We broke down. |
| [09:20.35] | I have to get transmission fluid. |
| [09:22.72] | Tell Kathy that I'm sorry and I'll be there soon. |
| [09:26.66] | -Why can't you tell her? -I think my time is about to |
| [09:31.73] | |
| [09:33.33] | |
| [09:37.14] | I thought your time ran out. |
| [09:38.67] | Me too,but I guess I do have |
| [09:43.84] | Joey's running a little late,and he says he's sorry. |
| [09:48.05] | I guess it's just you and me,then. |
| [09:52.09] | -Okay. -Yeah,I think it is. |
| [09:58.09] | So,what'd you do today? |
| [10:00.26] | I had an appointment to cut my hair. |
| [10:02.06] | -Looks great! -And then it got canceled. |
| [10:06.73] | -I could cut it. -Really? Do you do that? |
| [10:09.64] | Yeah,I learned at my aunt's dog-grooming shop. What do you say? |
| [10:14.71] | Dog grooming? |
| [10:16.91] | Don't make my tail too poofy. |
| [10:25.05] | You have really great hair. |
| [10:27.76] | Oh,thanks. I grow it myself. |
| [10:36.16] | You know who also has great hair is Joey. |
| [10:38.27] | Yes,Joey has great hair. |
| [10:40.50] | I'm basically done here. Let me get this hair off your neck. |
| [10:58.69] | What are you doing? |
| [11:01.02] | Checking to see if it's even. |
| [11:07.53] | Looks good. |
| [11:11.87] | The phone! The phone's making sounds! |
| [11:16.64] | Hey,dude,it's me. |
| [11:18.01] | Hey,it's Joey! |
| [11:20.64] | It looks like we'll be stuck here. |
| [11:23.18] | I got the fluid. The transmission wasn't there. |
| [11:27.52] | -What? -It fell out. |
| [11:29.45] | I just figured we hit a dog. |
| [11:34.12] | Could you put Kathy on? I want to apologize to her. |
| [11:38.29] | It's Joey. |
| [11:41.53] | No,it's fine. Don't worry about it. |
| [11:44.60] | Yeah,no,stop apologizing. It's okay. |
| [11:47.80] | I'll talk to you tomorrow. |
| [11:52.87] | I should probably go. |
| [12:09.69] | I forgot my purse. |
| [12:19.70] | I really did. I forgot my purse. |
| [12:28.41] | -This is bad! It's bad! -Horrible! |
| [12:31.81] | Wait,the kiss or the situation? |
| [12:35.58] | The kiss was good. |
| [12:37.18] | -But that's bad! -Here's what we do. |
| [12:39.75] | -We forget it happened. -What? |
| [12:41.92] | We swallow our feelings,even if we're unhappy forever. Sound good? |
| [12:48.10] | Can you really do that? |
| [12:50.10] | I have to. He's my best friend. |
| [12:53.43] | And you're seeing him. |
| [12:55.60] | Chandler,I like Joey a lot. |
| [12:58.44] | -But with you -No,don't! Don't,see? |
| [13:02.51] | You're getting me confused. I'm starting to yearn. |
| [13:08.55] | I'm sorry. |
| [13:10.55] | If you want to pretend that nothing happened,I can try. |
| [13:15.99] | I think we have to. |
| [13:19.49] | |
| [13:22.26] | |
| [13:35.14] | Are you still out there? |
| [13:37.88] | |
| [13:48.32] | Electrifying |
| [13:53.26] | Infinite time |
| [13:57.67] | There's a Starbucks about three blocks down. |
| [14:01.37] | He's so inspired. Just look at him. Look at him go! |
| [14:21.09] | Thank you very much! |
| [14:24.43] | Hey,aren't you up next? |
| [14:27.76] | -I'm not playing tonight. -Why not? |
| [14:32.13] | I can't follow Ross. |
| [14:34.97] | It'd be like those poor bicycle-riding chimps... |
| [14:38.54] | ...who had to follow the Beatles. No. |
| [14:42.78] | Ross sucks. |
| [14:46.31] | The place has emptied because of him. |
| [14:49.98] | Oh,my God,he's not even appreciated in his own time. |
| [14:54.32] | I'd give anything to not be appreciated in my own time! |
| [15:01.16] | |
| [15:04.90] | You suck too. |
| [15:10.47] | You're awful. |
| [15:15.98] | You guys! |
| [15:18.81] | You suck too! |
| [15:26.12] | Man! I can't believe I locked myself out again! |
| [15:31.16] | Hang on,buddy. |
| [15:37.13] | Oh,my God! What happened? |
| [15:39.47] | -Did you do all this? Why? -I sure did. |
| [15:42.50] | It made me feel good to do something nice for my friend. |
| [15:46.37] | You're amazing. |
| [15:48.28] | No,this is amazing. |
| [15:53.85] | A TV that appears as if from nowhere! |
| [15:57.55] | That's the dream! |
| [15:59.95] | How did you afford all this? |
| [16:01.82] | I'm 29. I mean,who needs a savings account? |
| [16:05.29] | You're the best friend anyone has ever had. |
| [16:08.63] | I don't know. |
| [16:10.90] | No,you are. |
| [16:12.37] | You do this,you give me advice.... |
| [16:14.97] | What you said about focusing on one woman? |
| [16:19.07] | I'll do that. |
| [16:20.57] | With Casey? |
| [16:21.81] | I'll see how things go with Kathy. She's cool. |
| [16:25.55] | -Or Casey. -No,Kathy. |
| [16:28.08] | -Could be Casey. -No,Kathy. |
| [16:30.48] | Consider Casey. |
| [16:33.22] | I think somebody's got a little crush on Casey. |
| [16:36.99] | I'll fix you two up. What do you think? |
| [16:39.99] | That all the pieces of my life are falling right into place. |
| [16:52.74] | You were really great. You were really,really great. |
| [16:57.78] | Thanks. |
| [17:00.18] | Monica tells me you don't want to play anymore because of me... |
| [17:05.02] | ...and,you know,my talent. ... |
| [17:08.52] | Is that true? |
| [17:11.19] | Well,kind of,yeah. |
| [17:13.66] | I was trying to be really okay and upbeat about it... |
| [17:17.60] | ...but I just feel so dwarfed by your musical gift. |
| [17:23.34] | See,but.... |
| [17:24.57] | Pheebs,that is the exact opposite intent of my music. |
| [17:29.58] | You know,my music is meant to inspire. |
| [17:33.01] | If it bothers you this much... |
| [17:35.18] | ...then I won't play anymore. |
| [17:40.55] | No,don't do that. |
| [17:42.96] | How could I live if I knew I was depriving the world of your music? |
| [17:50.93] | Yeah,okay. |
| [17:57.81] | -I'd love to,but I have plans on Sunday. -Well,maybe some other time. |
| [18:01.34] | -Sure. Just give me a call,I'm in the book. -Okay. Thanks a lot. See you. |
| [18:09.98] | What are you doing? He is cute,and he's a doctor. |
| [18:13.39] | -How do you know? -Honey,I eavesdrop because I care. |
| [18:18.29] | -Well,I have plans on Sunday. -With who? |
| [18:21.73] | -Me. -Oh,God. |
| [18:24.53] | You are the one who told me how important it is to spend time alone. |
| [18:28.14] | I can't just go out with that guy when I have plans with myself. |
| [18:31.24] | Wouldn't be fair to me. |
| [18:33.81] | So basically you're saying you don't want to cheat on yourself. |
| [18:37.78] | Well,if you wanna make me sound crazy. |
| [18:42.15] | Saw the new furniture. Very nice. |
| [18:45.32] | Joey has the best boyfriend ever! |
| [18:50.26] | I kissed Kathy. |
| [18:51.69] | Are you serious? |
| [18:53.26] | -Does Joey know? -No. |
| [18:55.33] | Is there any way you think he will understand this? |
| [18:59.87] | You obviously haven't screwed over your friends. |
| [19:03.64] | Which we all appreciate. |
| [19:06.44] | If you'd told him how you felt before you kissed her... |
| [19:10.64] | ...knowing Joey,he'd have stepped aside. |
| [19:13.51] | Don't say that! That's not true,is it? |
| [19:17.52] | Yeah,he loves you. |
| [19:19.32] | Then why didn't you tell me to do that? |
| [19:22.39] | I said something to Phoebe. |
| [19:24.79] | And I thought it was a really good idea. |
| [19:27.66] | -Yeah,I remember. -Oh,my God! |
| [19:31.33] | What am I going to do? |
| [19:33.30] | -You'll have to tell him. -Why do I have to tell him? |
| [19:37.17] | -Because you do. -Yeah,I know. |
| [19:43.88] | Would it be okay if I wrote a song about this? |
| [19:50.85] | I don't know if this is working out. I think.... |
| [19:55.09] | I think I wanna see other people. |
| [19:58.33] | Wow. Didn't see that coming. |
| [20:01.36] | It's not that I don't enjoy this. I do. |
| [20:04.46] | I just wanna see what else is out there. |
| [20:09.80] | Hey,Guy. What are you doing here? |
| [20:12.44] | I work across the street. |
| [20:14.91] | -lt turns out I'm gonna be free Sunday. -I wish you had called me. |
| [20:18.88] | I just told them I'd work this weekend. |
| [20:21.82] | Okay,well,maybe next weekend. |
| [20:23.62] | -Definitely. I'll see you. -Okay. |
| [20:25.95] | Yeah,you'll be talking to me never,because you're a freak who eats alone. |
| [20:38.07] | Sambuca margarita? |
| [20:40.67] | It that a real thing? |
| [20:42.40] | Well,we only had sambuca,so it is now. |
| [20:47.07] | Listen,Joe. I need to I need to talk to you about something. |
| [20:51.71] | What's up? |
| [20:54.28] | It's about Kathy. |
| [20:58.45] | I like her. |
| [21:00.62] | I like her a lot,actually. |
| [21:03.89] | -You do? -Yeah. |
| [21:06.46] | Your timing couldn't be better. |
| [21:09.03] | She's not my girlfriend anymore. |
| [21:11.23] | What? |
| [21:12.70] | -Yeah,she broke up with me. -When? |
| [21:17.14] | Just now,after acting class. |
| [21:19.57] | I thought she was doing some scene,so I let people watch. |
| [21:25.71] | Man,I am so sorry. Are you okay? |
| [21:28.98] | I've been better,but I'm all right. So you like her? |
| [21:33.49] | Yes,but I don't have to. |
| [21:36.32] | No,it's okay. |
| [21:42.30] | You know why? Because you came to me first. |
| [21:47.90] | I thought that would be the best thing to do. |
| [21:52.11] | You might have your work cut out for you. |
| [21:55.08] | When I talked to her,I got the feeling she's into some other guy. |
| [22:01.15] | See,that's actually what I wanted to talk to you about. |
| [22:06.15] | I think I know who the other guy is. |
| [22:09.19] | Who? |
| [22:12.19] | It's me. |
| [22:13.86] | I'm the other guy. |
| [22:16.30] | What? |
| [22:18.83] | When you were late last night,Kathy and I got to talking... |
| [22:23.57] | ...and one thing led to another,and.... |
| [22:26.57] | And what? Did you sleep with her? |
| [22:29.21] | -No,I just kissed her. -What? That's even worse! |
| [22:34.08] | -How is that worse? -It's the same! |
| [22:37.98] | There's nothing I could do. I think I'm in love with her! |
| [22:41.59] | Who cares? |
| [22:42.89] | You went behind my back? I'd never do that to you! |
| [22:46.19] | I have no excuses. I was totally over the line. |
| [22:49.66] | You're so far past the line,that you can't even see the line! |
| [22:54.74] | The line is a dot to you! |
| [22:58.11] | Yes,right! And I feel horrible. You have to believe me. |
| [23:02.54] | Oh,my God. Is that why you bought all this stuff? |
| [23:06.68] | You know what? |
| [23:08.18] | I will not watch your TV. |
| [23:10.78] | I won't listen to your stereo. |
| [23:12.85] | And there's a loaf in the new bread maker I won't eat. Know why? |
| [23:17.36] | -Probably because -It's all tainted with your betrayal! |
| [23:22.66] | This apartment is empty to me! I'm not happy about you either. |
| [23:33.94] | And just so you know... |
| [23:36.48] | ...I made that bread for you. |
| [23:52.93] | Oh,my God! He's lost it. He's totally lost it. |
| [23:57.53] | What? |
| [24:00.20] | This cannot get any worse. |
| [24:02.70] | Rats in the basement are hanging themselves. |
| [24:15.22] | Thank you. Thanks. |
| [24:21.09] | I lost it. |
| [24:24.62] | I won't play anymore. |
| [24:26.33] | |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [24:30.23] | After that? Yeah. |
| [24:34.00] | No,I mean,if I can help. |
| [24:41.84] | Yeah,like I could lose it. |
| [24:45.91] | What? |
| [24:47.15] | I played bad on purpose,guys. |
| [24:52.25] | Okay,you were trying to play bad this whole time. |
| [24:54.72] | No. Just that last song. |
| [00:03.80] | I just saw Kathy naked. |
| [00:06.33] | It was like torture. |
| [00:08.77] | If we go to war and you' re captured, you' re in for a surprise. |
| [00:13.64] | It keeps getting worse. |
| [00:15.51] | It bad enough that I' m in love with my roommate' s girlfriend. |
| [00:19.05] | Every time we' re in the same room, there' s weird energy between us. |
| [00:24.15] | Call me crazy, but I think she likes me too. |
| [00:27.16] | And now I have seen her naked. |
| [00:31.13] | At least with her clothes on... |
| [00:33.50] | ... I could imagine her body was covered in boils. |
| [00:38.70] | But there are no boils. She' s smooth. |
| [00:42.64] | Smooth! |
| [00:48.31] | Could everyone see up his robe? Oh, my God! |
| [00:53.18] | The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line |
| [01:40.86] | Here you go. I' ll call you. |
| [01:42.90] | Great! |
| [01:45.80] | Hey, hey. Who was that? |
| [01:47.90] | Casey. We' re going out tonight. |
| [01:50.34] | Going out? Wow! |
| [01:55.78] | It didn' t work out with Kathy? Bummer. |
| [01:58.68] | No, things are fine. |
| [02:00.25] | I' m having a late meal with her after an early one with Casey. |
| [02:05.25] | What? Yeah. |
| [02:06.39] | The craziest thing is, I just ate a whole pizza myself. |
| [02:12.26] | You' re going out with Kathy! |
| [02:14.40] | Yeah. Why are you upset? |
| [02:16.36] | Well, I' m upset... |
| [02:18.10] | ... for you. |
| [02:20.70] | Sex with an endless line of beautiful women must be unfulfilling. |
| [02:26.94] | What' s the big deal? It' s not like we' re exclusive. |
| [02:30.78] | Look, Joey. |
| [02:32.81] | Kathy' s clearly not fulfilling your emotional needs. |
| [02:36.05] | But, Casey.... |
| [02:37.45] | Granted, I just saw the back of her head. |
| [02:40.82] | But I got this sense that she' s smart and funny... |
| [02:44.39] | ... and gets you. |
| [02:48.13] | You got all that from the back of her head? |
| [02:50.67] | I think it' s time for you to settle down. |
| [02:52.93] | Make a choice. Pick a lane. |
| [02:55.27] | Who' s Elaine? |
| [03:01.18] | Little Tony Tarzan |
| [03:03.01] | Swinging on a nose hair Swinging with the greatest of ease |
| [03:10.52] | I don' t know the next verse. |
| [03:13.39] | You could just go: |
| [03:15.49] | Greatest of ease " |
| [03:18.39] | Then go right into it. |
| [03:20.90] | I like that. |
| [03:23.50] | How do you know about...? |
| [03:26.73] | You know, I used to play. |
| [03:29.40] | That' s right. The keyboards? |
| [03:32.64] | A little in high school. I got into it in college. |
| [03:36.58] | That' s when I really found my sound. |
| [03:42.02] | Orange juice just came out of my nose, but it was worth it. |
| [03:48.22] | Oh, my God! |
| [03:49.92] | I completely forgot about your sound. |
| [03:53.60] | He' d lock himself in the basement for hours. |
| [03:56.03] | No one was ever allowed to hear the sound. |
| [04:00.24] | I want to hear the sound. |
| [04:03.34] | No, I mean, I haven' t played in so long. |
| [04:08.44] | Well, it' s really personal stuff. |
| [04:11.11] | Play that funky music, white boy. |
| [04:15.12] | Yeah, come on. No, you guys. |
| [04:17.59] | My keyboards are all the way Yeah, okay. |
| [04:24.63] | Who wants to get dinner later? I wanna try that new ltalian restaurant. |
| [04:27.86] | Supposed to be really good. Saw a lot of Chinese people eating in there. |
| [04:32.70] | What are you talking about? |
| [04:34.24] | You said some restaurant must be good because Chinese people were eating there. |
| [04:39.24] | That' s because it was a Chinese restaurant. |
| [04:44.01] | I still wanna go. Who wants to come? |
| [04:46.01] | Oh, I can' t. I got two dinner dates tonight, so I gotta get ready. |
| [04:51.45] | All right, girls' night out. |
| [04:53.39] | Sorry, but we have to prep that catering thing for tomorrow. |
| [04:56.49] | Oh, that' s right. |
| [04:58.99] | I wish I could eat in restaurants alone. |
| [05:01.53] | You should try it. It' s a really good thing to do. |
| [05:04.17] | I just think I' d feel really selfconscious. Like I was on display or something. |
| [05:09.34] | I was on display once. Nothing like eating alone. |
| [05:22.12] | I just had a great time with myself. |
| [05:27.92] | Well, this could be a good story. |
| [05:31.43] | At dinner. It was so liberating. |
| [05:34.23] | You know, I don' t need people to have fun. I' m fun. I' m a fun girl. |
| [05:38.87] | Are you a naughty girl? |
| [05:44.34] | No, just fun. Fun. Good. Fun. |
| [05:47.14] | See, I told you you' d have fun. I know. |
| [05:49.28] | Although I must say that I totally judge any woman I see eating alone. |
| [05:52.65] | Why? What' s wrong with a woman eating alone? |
| [05:55.25] | Well, obviously something. She' s eating alone. |
| [05:59.32] | Okay, guys. |
| [06:00.49] | All right! Bring it on, you! |
| [06:06.76] | Here we go. |
| [06:14.20] | You know, I' ve never played my stuff for anyone before. |
| [06:19.24] | So it' s important that you understand... |
| [06:21.91] | ... it' s about communicating... |
| [06:24.88] | ... very private emotions. |
| [06:34.79] | You know.... |
| [06:36.06] | You should think of my work... |
| [06:40.23] | ... as wordless sound poems. |
| [06:49.17] | That' s what Oh, my God, play. |
| [07:26.21] | Well, you know, that was... |
| [07:30.21] | ... terrific! |
| [07:33.01] | Really... |
| [07:35.02] | ... bitchen. |
| [07:38.52] | Wow! It was so wow! |
| [07:42.19] | Really? |
| [07:43.96] | Yeah! I mean, you should play in public. |
| [07:49.43] | Wow, thanks, you guys. That' s |
| [07:52.20] | I want to play you another piece. |
| [07:56.84] | I left my helicopter sounds on another disk. I' ll be right back, okay? |
| [08:03.31] | This is so nice. I mean, I am so.... |
| [08:11.22] | God bless my dad for soundproofing the basement. |
| [08:16.16] | I can' t believe I ever let him touch me with those fingers. |
| [08:21.30] | What are you guys talking about? I loved it! |
| [08:25.07] | It was so moving. |
| [08:27.13] | It' s so different from the stuff you usually hear. |
| [08:30.91] | You mean, music? |
| [08:37.91] | I know what you think. |
| [08:39.48] | Yes, yes, your breasts are just as firm and juicy. |
| [08:45.55] | Come in. |
| [08:49.39] | Oh, God! Is that Baywatch? |
| [08:51.76] | Yes, but I just watch it for the articles. |
| [08:56.16] | So is Joey around? No, he' s not back yet. |
| [08:59.93] | Come in, have a seat. Bow or stern? |
| [09:02.40] | I don' t have a preference. You? |
| [09:04.81] | I like it in the stern. |
| [09:09.54] | Of the boat. |
| [09:14.38] | It' s me. Casey and l had a little car trouble. |
| [09:18.35] | What happened? We broke down. |
| [09:20.35] | I have to get transmission fluid. |
| [09:22.72] | Tell Kathy that I' m sorry and I' ll be there soon. |
| [09:26.66] | Why can' t you tell her? I think my time is about to |
| [09:31.73] | |
| [09:33.33] | |
| [09:37.14] | I thought your time ran out. |
| [09:38.67] | Me too, but I guess I do have |
| [09:43.84] | Joey' s running a little late, and he says he' s sorry. |
| [09:48.05] | I guess it' s just you and me, then. |
| [09:52.09] | Okay. Yeah, I think it is. |
| [09:58.09] | So, what' d you do today? |
| [10:00.26] | I had an appointment to cut my hair. |
| [10:02.06] | Looks great! And then it got canceled. |
| [10:06.73] | I could cut it. Really? Do you do that? |
| [10:09.64] | Yeah, I learned at my aunt' s doggrooming shop. What do you say? |
| [10:14.71] | Dog grooming? |
| [10:16.91] | Don' t make my tail too poofy. |
| [10:25.05] | You have really great hair. |
| [10:27.76] | Oh, thanks. I grow it myself. |
| [10:36.16] | You know who also has great hair is Joey. |
| [10:38.27] | Yes, Joey has great hair. |
| [10:40.50] | I' m basically done here. Let me get this hair off your neck. |
| [10:58.69] | What are you doing? |
| [11:01.02] | Checking to see if it' s even. |
| [11:07.53] | Looks good. |
| [11:11.87] | The phone! The phone' s making sounds! |
| [11:16.64] | Hey, dude, it' s me. |
| [11:18.01] | Hey, it' s Joey! |
| [11:20.64] | It looks like we' ll be stuck here. |
| [11:23.18] | I got the fluid. The transmission wasn' t there. |
| [11:27.52] | What? It fell out. |
| [11:29.45] | I just figured we hit a dog. |
| [11:34.12] | Could you put Kathy on? I want to apologize to her. |
| [11:38.29] | It' s Joey. |
| [11:41.53] | No, it' s fine. Don' t worry about it. |
| [11:44.60] | Yeah, no, stop apologizing. It' s okay. |
| [11:47.80] | I' ll talk to you tomorrow. |
| [11:52.87] | I should probably go. |
| [12:09.69] | I forgot my purse. |
| [12:19.70] | I really did. I forgot my purse. |
| [12:28.41] | This is bad! It' s bad! Horrible! |
| [12:31.81] | Wait, the kiss or the situation? |
| [12:35.58] | The kiss was good. |
| [12:37.18] | But that' s bad! Here' s what we do. |
| [12:39.75] | We forget it happened. What? |
| [12:41.92] | We swallow our feelings, even if we' re unhappy forever. Sound good? |
| [12:48.10] | Can you really do that? |
| [12:50.10] | I have to. He' s my best friend. |
| [12:53.43] | And you' re seeing him. |
| [12:55.60] | Chandler, I like Joey a lot. |
| [12:58.44] | But with you No, don' t! Don' t, see? |
| [13:02.51] | You' re getting me confused. I' m starting to yearn. |
| [13:08.55] | I' m sorry. |
| [13:10.55] | If you want to pretend that nothing happened, I can try. |
| [13:15.99] | I think we have to. |
| [13:19.49] | |
| [13:22.26] | |
| [13:35.14] | Are you still out there? |
| [13:37.88] | |
| [13:48.32] | Electrifying |
| [13:53.26] | Infinite time |
| [13:57.67] | There' s a Starbucks about three blocks down. |
| [14:01.37] | He' s so inspired. Just look at him. Look at him go! |
| [14:21.09] | Thank you very much! |
| [14:24.43] | Hey, aren' t you up next? |
| [14:27.76] | I' m not playing tonight. Why not? |
| [14:32.13] | I can' t follow Ross. |
| [14:34.97] | It' d be like those poor bicycleriding chimps... |
| [14:38.54] | ... who had to follow the Beatles. No. |
| [14:42.78] | Ross sucks. |
| [14:46.31] | The place has emptied because of him. |
| [14:49.98] | Oh, my God, he' s not even appreciated in his own time. |
| [14:54.32] | I' d give anything to not be appreciated in my own time! |
| [15:01.16] | |
| [15:04.90] | You suck too. |
| [15:10.47] | You' re awful. |
| [15:15.98] | You guys! |
| [15:18.81] | You suck too! |
| [15:26.12] | Man! I can' t believe I locked myself out again! |
| [15:31.16] | Hang on, buddy. |
| [15:37.13] | Oh, my God! What happened? |
| [15:39.47] | Did you do all this? Why? I sure did. |
| [15:42.50] | It made me feel good to do something nice for my friend. |
| [15:46.37] | You' re amazing. |
| [15:48.28] | No, this is amazing. |
| [15:53.85] | A TV that appears as if from nowhere! |
| [15:57.55] | That' s the dream! |
| [15:59.95] | How did you afford all this? |
| [16:01.82] | I' m 29. I mean, who needs a savings account? |
| [16:05.29] | You' re the best friend anyone has ever had. |
| [16:08.63] | I don' t know. |
| [16:10.90] | No, you are. |
| [16:12.37] | You do this, you give me advice.... |
| [16:14.97] | What you said about focusing on one woman? |
| [16:19.07] | I' ll do that. |
| [16:20.57] | With Casey? |
| [16:21.81] | I' ll see how things go with Kathy. She' s cool. |
| [16:25.55] | Or Casey. No, Kathy. |
| [16:28.08] | Could be Casey. No, Kathy. |
| [16:30.48] | Consider Casey. |
| [16:33.22] | I think somebody' s got a little crush on Casey. |
| [16:36.99] | I' ll fix you two up. What do you think? |
| [16:39.99] | That all the pieces of my life are falling right into place. |
| [16:52.74] | You were really great. You were really, really great. |
| [16:57.78] | Thanks. |
| [17:00.18] | Monica tells me you don' t want to play anymore because of me... |
| [17:05.02] | ... and, you know, my talent. ... |
| [17:08.52] | Is that true? |
| [17:11.19] | Well, kind of, yeah. |
| [17:13.66] | I was trying to be really okay and upbeat about it... |
| [17:17.60] | ... but I just feel so dwarfed by your musical gift. |
| [17:23.34] | See, but.... |
| [17:24.57] | Pheebs, that is the exact opposite intent of my music. |
| [17:29.58] | You know, my music is meant to inspire. |
| [17:33.01] | If it bothers you this much... |
| [17:35.18] | ... then I won' t play anymore. |
| [17:40.55] | No, don' t do that. |
| [17:42.96] | How could I live if I knew I was depriving the world of your music? |
| [17:50.93] | Yeah, okay. |
| [17:57.81] | I' d love to, but I have plans on Sunday. Well, maybe some other time. |
| [18:01.34] | Sure. Just give me a call, I' m in the book. Okay. Thanks a lot. See you. |
| [18:09.98] | What are you doing? He is cute, and he' s a doctor. |
| [18:13.39] | How do you know? Honey, I eavesdrop because I care. |
| [18:18.29] | Well, I have plans on Sunday. With who? |
| [18:21.73] | Me. Oh, God. |
| [18:24.53] | You are the one who told me how important it is to spend time alone. |
| [18:28.14] | I can' t just go out with that guy when I have plans with myself. |
| [18:31.24] | Wouldn' t be fair to me. |
| [18:33.81] | So basically you' re saying you don' t want to cheat on yourself. |
| [18:37.78] | Well, if you wanna make me sound crazy. |
| [18:42.15] | Saw the new furniture. Very nice. |
| [18:45.32] | Joey has the best boyfriend ever! |
| [18:50.26] | I kissed Kathy. |
| [18:51.69] | Are you serious? |
| [18:53.26] | Does Joey know? No. |
| [18:55.33] | Is there any way you think he will understand this? |
| [18:59.87] | You obviously haven' t screwed over your friends. |
| [19:03.64] | Which we all appreciate. |
| [19:06.44] | If you' d told him how you felt before you kissed her... |
| [19:10.64] | ... knowing Joey, he' d have stepped aside. |
| [19:13.51] | Don' t say that! That' s not true, is it? |
| [19:17.52] | Yeah, he loves you. |
| [19:19.32] | Then why didn' t you tell me to do that? |
| [19:22.39] | I said something to Phoebe. |
| [19:24.79] | And I thought it was a really good idea. |
| [19:27.66] | Yeah, I remember. Oh, my God! |
| [19:31.33] | What am I going to do? |
| [19:33.30] | You' ll have to tell him. Why do I have to tell him? |
| [19:37.17] | Because you do. Yeah, I know. |
| [19:43.88] | Would it be okay if I wrote a song about this? |
| [19:50.85] | I don' t know if this is working out. I think.... |
| [19:55.09] | I think I wanna see other people. |
| [19:58.33] | Wow. Didn' t see that coming. |
| [20:01.36] | It' s not that I don' t enjoy this. I do. |
| [20:04.46] | I just wanna see what else is out there. |
| [20:09.80] | Hey, Guy. What are you doing here? |
| [20:12.44] | I work across the street. |
| [20:14.91] | lt turns out I' m gonna be free Sunday. I wish you had called me. |
| [20:18.88] | I just told them I' d work this weekend. |
| [20:21.82] | Okay, well, maybe next weekend. |
| [20:23.62] | Definitely. I' ll see you. Okay. |
| [20:25.95] | Yeah, you' ll be talking to me never, because you' re a freak who eats alone. |
| [20:38.07] | Sambuca margarita? |
| [20:40.67] | It that a real thing? |
| [20:42.40] | Well, we only had sambuca, so it is now. |
| [20:47.07] | Listen, Joe. I need to I need to talk to you about something. |
| [20:51.71] | What' s up? |
| [20:54.28] | It' s about Kathy. |
| [20:58.45] | I like her. |
| [21:00.62] | I like her a lot, actually. |
| [21:03.89] | You do? Yeah. |
| [21:06.46] | Your timing couldn' t be better. |
| [21:09.03] | She' s not my girlfriend anymore. |
| [21:11.23] | What? |
| [21:12.70] | Yeah, she broke up with me. When? |
| [21:17.14] | Just now, after acting class. |
| [21:19.57] | I thought she was doing some scene, so I let people watch. |
| [21:25.71] | Man, I am so sorry. Are you okay? |
| [21:28.98] | I' ve been better, but I' m all right. So you like her? |
| [21:33.49] | Yes, but I don' t have to. |
| [21:36.32] | No, it' s okay. |
| [21:42.30] | You know why? Because you came to me first. |
| [21:47.90] | I thought that would be the best thing to do. |
| [21:52.11] | You might have your work cut out for you. |
| [21:55.08] | When I talked to her, I got the feeling she' s into some other guy. |
| [22:01.15] | See, that' s actually what I wanted to talk to you about. |
| [22:06.15] | I think I know who the other guy is. |
| [22:09.19] | Who? |
| [22:12.19] | It' s me. |
| [22:13.86] | I' m the other guy. |
| [22:16.30] | What? |
| [22:18.83] | When you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking... |
| [22:23.57] | ... and one thing led to another, and.... |
| [22:26.57] | And what? Did you sleep with her? |
| [22:29.21] | No, I just kissed her. What? That' s even worse! |
| [22:34.08] | How is that worse? It' s the same! |
| [22:37.98] | There' s nothing I could do. I think I' m in love with her! |
| [22:41.59] | Who cares? |
| [22:42.89] | You went behind my back? I' d never do that to you! |
| [22:46.19] | I have no excuses. I was totally over the line. |
| [22:49.66] | You' re so far past the line, that you can' t even see the line! |
| [22:54.74] | The line is a dot to you! |
| [22:58.11] | Yes, right! And I feel horrible. You have to believe me. |
| [23:02.54] | Oh, my God. Is that why you bought all this stuff? |
| [23:06.68] | You know what? |
| [23:08.18] | I will not watch your TV. |
| [23:10.78] | I won' t listen to your stereo. |
| [23:12.85] | And there' s a loaf in the new bread maker I won' t eat. Know why? |
| [23:17.36] | Probably because It' s all tainted with your betrayal! |
| [23:22.66] | This apartment is empty to me! I' m not happy about you either. |
| [23:33.94] | And just so you know... |
| [23:36.48] | ... I made that bread for you. |
| [23:52.93] | Oh, my God! He' s lost it. He' s totally lost it. |
| [23:57.53] | What? |
| [24:00.20] | This cannot get any worse. |
| [24:02.70] | Rats in the basement are hanging themselves. |
| [24:15.22] | Thank you. Thanks. |
| [24:21.09] | I lost it. |
| [24:24.62] | I won' t play anymore. |
| [24:26.33] | |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [24:30.23] | After that? Yeah. |
| [24:34.00] | No, I mean, if I can help. |
| [24:41.84] | Yeah, like I could lose it. |
| [24:45.91] | What? |
| [24:47.15] | I played bad on purpose, guys. |
| [24:52.25] | Okay, you were trying to play bad this whole time. |
| [24:54.72] | No. Just that last song. |
| [00:03.80] | I just saw Kathy naked. |
| [00:06.33] | It was like torture. |
| [00:08.77] | If we go to war and you' re captured, you' re in for a surprise. |
| [00:13.64] | It keeps getting worse. |
| [00:15.51] | It bad enough that I' m in love with my roommate' s girlfriend. |
| [00:19.05] | Every time we' re in the same room, there' s weird energy between us. |
| [00:24.15] | Call me crazy, but I think she likes me too. |
| [00:27.16] | And now I have seen her naked. |
| [00:31.13] | At least with her clothes on... |
| [00:33.50] | ... I could imagine her body was covered in boils. |
| [00:38.70] | But there are no boils. She' s smooth. |
| [00:42.64] | Smooth! |
| [00:48.31] | Could everyone see up his robe? Oh, my God! |
| [00:53.18] | The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line |
| [01:40.86] | Here you go. I' ll call you. |
| [01:42.90] | Great! |
| [01:45.80] | Hey, hey. Who was that? |
| [01:47.90] | Casey. We' re going out tonight. |
| [01:50.34] | Going out? Wow! |
| [01:55.78] | It didn' t work out with Kathy? Bummer. |
| [01:58.68] | No, things are fine. |
| [02:00.25] | I' m having a late meal with her after an early one with Casey. |
| [02:05.25] | What? Yeah. |
| [02:06.39] | The craziest thing is, I just ate a whole pizza myself. |
| [02:12.26] | You' re going out with Kathy! |
| [02:14.40] | Yeah. Why are you upset? |
| [02:16.36] | Well, I' m upset... |
| [02:18.10] | ... for you. |
| [02:20.70] | Sex with an endless line of beautiful women must be unfulfilling. |
| [02:26.94] | What' s the big deal? It' s not like we' re exclusive. |
| [02:30.78] | Look, Joey. |
| [02:32.81] | Kathy' s clearly not fulfilling your emotional needs. |
| [02:36.05] | But, Casey.... |
| [02:37.45] | Granted, I just saw the back of her head. |
| [02:40.82] | But I got this sense that she' s smart and funny... |
| [02:44.39] | ... and gets you. |
| [02:48.13] | You got all that from the back of her head? |
| [02:50.67] | I think it' s time for you to settle down. |
| [02:52.93] | Make a choice. Pick a lane. |
| [02:55.27] | Who' s Elaine? |
| [03:01.18] | Little Tony Tarzan |
| [03:03.01] | Swinging on a nose hair Swinging with the greatest of ease |
| [03:10.52] | I don' t know the next verse. |
| [03:13.39] | You could just go: |
| [03:15.49] | Greatest of ease " |
| [03:18.39] | Then go right into it. |
| [03:20.90] | I like that. |
| [03:23.50] | How do you know about...? |
| [03:26.73] | You know, I used to play. |
| [03:29.40] | That' s right. The keyboards? |
| [03:32.64] | A little in high school. I got into it in college. |
| [03:36.58] | That' s when I really found my sound. |
| [03:42.02] | Orange juice just came out of my nose, but it was worth it. |
| [03:48.22] | Oh, my God! |
| [03:49.92] | I completely forgot about your sound. |
| [03:53.60] | He' d lock himself in the basement for hours. |
| [03:56.03] | No one was ever allowed to hear the sound. |
| [04:00.24] | I want to hear the sound. |
| [04:03.34] | No, I mean, I haven' t played in so long. |
| [04:08.44] | Well, it' s really personal stuff. |
| [04:11.11] | Play that funky music, white boy. |
| [04:15.12] | Yeah, come on. No, you guys. |
| [04:17.59] | My keyboards are all the way Yeah, okay. |
| [04:24.63] | Who wants to get dinner later? I wanna try that new ltalian restaurant. |
| [04:27.86] | Supposed to be really good. Saw a lot of Chinese people eating in there. |
| [04:32.70] | What are you talking about? |
| [04:34.24] | You said some restaurant must be good because Chinese people were eating there. |
| [04:39.24] | That' s because it was a Chinese restaurant. |
| [04:44.01] | I still wanna go. Who wants to come? |
| [04:46.01] | Oh, I can' t. I got two dinner dates tonight, so I gotta get ready. |
| [04:51.45] | All right, girls' night out. |
| [04:53.39] | Sorry, but we have to prep that catering thing for tomorrow. |
| [04:56.49] | Oh, that' s right. |
| [04:58.99] | I wish I could eat in restaurants alone. |
| [05:01.53] | You should try it. It' s a really good thing to do. |
| [05:04.17] | I just think I' d feel really selfconscious. Like I was on display or something. |
| [05:09.34] | I was on display once. Nothing like eating alone. |
| [05:22.12] | I just had a great time with myself. |
| [05:27.92] | Well, this could be a good story. |
| [05:31.43] | At dinner. It was so liberating. |
| [05:34.23] | You know, I don' t need people to have fun. I' m fun. I' m a fun girl. |
| [05:38.87] | Are you a naughty girl? |
| [05:44.34] | No, just fun. Fun. Good. Fun. |
| [05:47.14] | See, I told you you' d have fun. I know. |
| [05:49.28] | Although I must say that I totally judge any woman I see eating alone. |
| [05:52.65] | Why? What' s wrong with a woman eating alone? |
| [05:55.25] | Well, obviously something. She' s eating alone. |
| [05:59.32] | Okay, guys. |
| [06:00.49] | All right! Bring it on, you! |
| [06:06.76] | Here we go. |
| [06:14.20] | You know, I' ve never played my stuff for anyone before. |
| [06:19.24] | So it' s important that you understand... |
| [06:21.91] | ... it' s about communicating... |
| [06:24.88] | ... very private emotions. |
| [06:34.79] | You know.... |
| [06:36.06] | You should think of my work... |
| [06:40.23] | ... as wordless sound poems. |
| [06:49.17] | That' s what Oh, my God, play. |
| [07:26.21] | Well, you know, that was... |
| [07:30.21] | ... terrific! |
| [07:33.01] | Really... |
| [07:35.02] | ... bitchen. |
| [07:38.52] | Wow! It was so wow! |
| [07:42.19] | Really? |
| [07:43.96] | Yeah! I mean, you should play in public. |
| [07:49.43] | Wow, thanks, you guys. That' s |
| [07:52.20] | I want to play you another piece. |
| [07:56.84] | I left my helicopter sounds on another disk. I' ll be right back, okay? |
| [08:03.31] | This is so nice. I mean, I am so.... |
| [08:11.22] | God bless my dad for soundproofing the basement. |
| [08:16.16] | I can' t believe I ever let him touch me with those fingers. |
| [08:21.30] | What are you guys talking about? I loved it! |
| [08:25.07] | It was so moving. |
| [08:27.13] | It' s so different from the stuff you usually hear. |
| [08:30.91] | You mean, music? |
| [08:37.91] | I know what you think. |
| [08:39.48] | Yes, yes, your breasts are just as firm and juicy. |
| [08:45.55] | Come in. |
| [08:49.39] | Oh, God! Is that Baywatch? |
| [08:51.76] | Yes, but I just watch it for the articles. |
| [08:56.16] | So is Joey around? No, he' s not back yet. |
| [08:59.93] | Come in, have a seat. Bow or stern? |
| [09:02.40] | I don' t have a preference. You? |
| [09:04.81] | I like it in the stern. |
| [09:09.54] | Of the boat. |
| [09:14.38] | It' s me. Casey and l had a little car trouble. |
| [09:18.35] | What happened? We broke down. |
| [09:20.35] | I have to get transmission fluid. |
| [09:22.72] | Tell Kathy that I' m sorry and I' ll be there soon. |
| [09:26.66] | Why can' t you tell her? I think my time is about to |
| [09:31.73] | |
| [09:33.33] | |
| [09:37.14] | I thought your time ran out. |
| [09:38.67] | Me too, but I guess I do have |
| [09:43.84] | Joey' s running a little late, and he says he' s sorry. |
| [09:48.05] | I guess it' s just you and me, then. |
| [09:52.09] | Okay. Yeah, I think it is. |
| [09:58.09] | So, what' d you do today? |
| [10:00.26] | I had an appointment to cut my hair. |
| [10:02.06] | Looks great! And then it got canceled. |
| [10:06.73] | I could cut it. Really? Do you do that? |
| [10:09.64] | Yeah, I learned at my aunt' s doggrooming shop. What do you say? |
| [10:14.71] | Dog grooming? |
| [10:16.91] | Don' t make my tail too poofy. |
| [10:25.05] | You have really great hair. |
| [10:27.76] | Oh, thanks. I grow it myself. |
| [10:36.16] | You know who also has great hair is Joey. |
| [10:38.27] | Yes, Joey has great hair. |
| [10:40.50] | I' m basically done here. Let me get this hair off your neck. |
| [10:58.69] | What are you doing? |
| [11:01.02] | Checking to see if it' s even. |
| [11:07.53] | Looks good. |
| [11:11.87] | The phone! The phone' s making sounds! |
| [11:16.64] | Hey, dude, it' s me. |
| [11:18.01] | Hey, it' s Joey! |
| [11:20.64] | It looks like we' ll be stuck here. |
| [11:23.18] | I got the fluid. The transmission wasn' t there. |
| [11:27.52] | What? It fell out. |
| [11:29.45] | I just figured we hit a dog. |
| [11:34.12] | Could you put Kathy on? I want to apologize to her. |
| [11:38.29] | It' s Joey. |
| [11:41.53] | No, it' s fine. Don' t worry about it. |
| [11:44.60] | Yeah, no, stop apologizing. It' s okay. |
| [11:47.80] | I' ll talk to you tomorrow. |
| [11:52.87] | I should probably go. |
| [12:09.69] | I forgot my purse. |
| [12:19.70] | I really did. I forgot my purse. |
| [12:28.41] | This is bad! It' s bad! Horrible! |
| [12:31.81] | Wait, the kiss or the situation? |
| [12:35.58] | The kiss was good. |
| [12:37.18] | But that' s bad! Here' s what we do. |
| [12:39.75] | We forget it happened. What? |
| [12:41.92] | We swallow our feelings, even if we' re unhappy forever. Sound good? |
| [12:48.10] | Can you really do that? |
| [12:50.10] | I have to. He' s my best friend. |
| [12:53.43] | And you' re seeing him. |
| [12:55.60] | Chandler, I like Joey a lot. |
| [12:58.44] | But with you No, don' t! Don' t, see? |
| [13:02.51] | You' re getting me confused. I' m starting to yearn. |
| [13:08.55] | I' m sorry. |
| [13:10.55] | If you want to pretend that nothing happened, I can try. |
| [13:15.99] | I think we have to. |
| [13:19.49] | |
| [13:22.26] | |
| [13:35.14] | Are you still out there? |
| [13:37.88] | |
| [13:48.32] | Electrifying |
| [13:53.26] | Infinite time |
| [13:57.67] | There' s a Starbucks about three blocks down. |
| [14:01.37] | He' s so inspired. Just look at him. Look at him go! |
| [14:21.09] | Thank you very much! |
| [14:24.43] | Hey, aren' t you up next? |
| [14:27.76] | I' m not playing tonight. Why not? |
| [14:32.13] | I can' t follow Ross. |
| [14:34.97] | It' d be like those poor bicycleriding chimps... |
| [14:38.54] | ... who had to follow the Beatles. No. |
| [14:42.78] | Ross sucks. |
| [14:46.31] | The place has emptied because of him. |
| [14:49.98] | Oh, my God, he' s not even appreciated in his own time. |
| [14:54.32] | I' d give anything to not be appreciated in my own time! |
| [15:01.16] | |
| [15:04.90] | You suck too. |
| [15:10.47] | You' re awful. |
| [15:15.98] | You guys! |
| [15:18.81] | You suck too! |
| [15:26.12] | Man! I can' t believe I locked myself out again! |
| [15:31.16] | Hang on, buddy. |
| [15:37.13] | Oh, my God! What happened? |
| [15:39.47] | Did you do all this? Why? I sure did. |
| [15:42.50] | It made me feel good to do something nice for my friend. |
| [15:46.37] | You' re amazing. |
| [15:48.28] | No, this is amazing. |
| [15:53.85] | A TV that appears as if from nowhere! |
| [15:57.55] | That' s the dream! |
| [15:59.95] | How did you afford all this? |
| [16:01.82] | I' m 29. I mean, who needs a savings account? |
| [16:05.29] | You' re the best friend anyone has ever had. |
| [16:08.63] | I don' t know. |
| [16:10.90] | No, you are. |
| [16:12.37] | You do this, you give me advice.... |
| [16:14.97] | What you said about focusing on one woman? |
| [16:19.07] | I' ll do that. |
| [16:20.57] | With Casey? |
| [16:21.81] | I' ll see how things go with Kathy. She' s cool. |
| [16:25.55] | Or Casey. No, Kathy. |
| [16:28.08] | Could be Casey. No, Kathy. |
| [16:30.48] | Consider Casey. |
| [16:33.22] | I think somebody' s got a little crush on Casey. |
| [16:36.99] | I' ll fix you two up. What do you think? |
| [16:39.99] | That all the pieces of my life are falling right into place. |
| [16:52.74] | You were really great. You were really, really great. |
| [16:57.78] | Thanks. |
| [17:00.18] | Monica tells me you don' t want to play anymore because of me... |
| [17:05.02] | ... and, you know, my talent. ... |
| [17:08.52] | Is that true? |
| [17:11.19] | Well, kind of, yeah. |
| [17:13.66] | I was trying to be really okay and upbeat about it... |
| [17:17.60] | ... but I just feel so dwarfed by your musical gift. |
| [17:23.34] | See, but.... |
| [17:24.57] | Pheebs, that is the exact opposite intent of my music. |
| [17:29.58] | You know, my music is meant to inspire. |
| [17:33.01] | If it bothers you this much... |
| [17:35.18] | ... then I won' t play anymore. |
| [17:40.55] | No, don' t do that. |
| [17:42.96] | How could I live if I knew I was depriving the world of your music? |
| [17:50.93] | Yeah, okay. |
| [17:57.81] | I' d love to, but I have plans on Sunday. Well, maybe some other time. |
| [18:01.34] | Sure. Just give me a call, I' m in the book. Okay. Thanks a lot. See you. |
| [18:09.98] | What are you doing? He is cute, and he' s a doctor. |
| [18:13.39] | How do you know? Honey, I eavesdrop because I care. |
| [18:18.29] | Well, I have plans on Sunday. With who? |
| [18:21.73] | Me. Oh, God. |
| [18:24.53] | You are the one who told me how important it is to spend time alone. |
| [18:28.14] | I can' t just go out with that guy when I have plans with myself. |
| [18:31.24] | Wouldn' t be fair to me. |
| [18:33.81] | So basically you' re saying you don' t want to cheat on yourself. |
| [18:37.78] | Well, if you wanna make me sound crazy. |
| [18:42.15] | Saw the new furniture. Very nice. |
| [18:45.32] | Joey has the best boyfriend ever! |
| [18:50.26] | I kissed Kathy. |
| [18:51.69] | Are you serious? |
| [18:53.26] | Does Joey know? No. |
| [18:55.33] | Is there any way you think he will understand this? |
| [18:59.87] | You obviously haven' t screwed over your friends. |
| [19:03.64] | Which we all appreciate. |
| [19:06.44] | If you' d told him how you felt before you kissed her... |
| [19:10.64] | ... knowing Joey, he' d have stepped aside. |
| [19:13.51] | Don' t say that! That' s not true, is it? |
| [19:17.52] | Yeah, he loves you. |
| [19:19.32] | Then why didn' t you tell me to do that? |
| [19:22.39] | I said something to Phoebe. |
| [19:24.79] | And I thought it was a really good idea. |
| [19:27.66] | Yeah, I remember. Oh, my God! |
| [19:31.33] | What am I going to do? |
| [19:33.30] | You' ll have to tell him. Why do I have to tell him? |
| [19:37.17] | Because you do. Yeah, I know. |
| [19:43.88] | Would it be okay if I wrote a song about this? |
| [19:50.85] | I don' t know if this is working out. I think.... |
| [19:55.09] | I think I wanna see other people. |
| [19:58.33] | Wow. Didn' t see that coming. |
| [20:01.36] | It' s not that I don' t enjoy this. I do. |
| [20:04.46] | I just wanna see what else is out there. |
| [20:09.80] | Hey, Guy. What are you doing here? |
| [20:12.44] | I work across the street. |
| [20:14.91] | lt turns out I' m gonna be free Sunday. I wish you had called me. |
| [20:18.88] | I just told them I' d work this weekend. |
| [20:21.82] | Okay, well, maybe next weekend. |
| [20:23.62] | Definitely. I' ll see you. Okay. |
| [20:25.95] | Yeah, you' ll be talking to me never, because you' re a freak who eats alone. |
| [20:38.07] | Sambuca margarita? |
| [20:40.67] | It that a real thing? |
| [20:42.40] | Well, we only had sambuca, so it is now. |
| [20:47.07] | Listen, Joe. I need to I need to talk to you about something. |
| [20:51.71] | What' s up? |
| [20:54.28] | It' s about Kathy. |
| [20:58.45] | I like her. |
| [21:00.62] | I like her a lot, actually. |
| [21:03.89] | You do? Yeah. |
| [21:06.46] | Your timing couldn' t be better. |
| [21:09.03] | She' s not my girlfriend anymore. |
| [21:11.23] | What? |
| [21:12.70] | Yeah, she broke up with me. When? |
| [21:17.14] | Just now, after acting class. |
| [21:19.57] | I thought she was doing some scene, so I let people watch. |
| [21:25.71] | Man, I am so sorry. Are you okay? |
| [21:28.98] | I' ve been better, but I' m all right. So you like her? |
| [21:33.49] | Yes, but I don' t have to. |
| [21:36.32] | No, it' s okay. |
| [21:42.30] | You know why? Because you came to me first. |
| [21:47.90] | I thought that would be the best thing to do. |
| [21:52.11] | You might have your work cut out for you. |
| [21:55.08] | When I talked to her, I got the feeling she' s into some other guy. |
| [22:01.15] | See, that' s actually what I wanted to talk to you about. |
| [22:06.15] | I think I know who the other guy is. |
| [22:09.19] | Who? |
| [22:12.19] | It' s me. |
| [22:13.86] | I' m the other guy. |
| [22:16.30] | What? |
| [22:18.83] | When you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking... |
| [22:23.57] | ... and one thing led to another, and.... |
| [22:26.57] | And what? Did you sleep with her? |
| [22:29.21] | No, I just kissed her. What? That' s even worse! |
| [22:34.08] | How is that worse? It' s the same! |
| [22:37.98] | There' s nothing I could do. I think I' m in love with her! |
| [22:41.59] | Who cares? |
| [22:42.89] | You went behind my back? I' d never do that to you! |
| [22:46.19] | I have no excuses. I was totally over the line. |
| [22:49.66] | You' re so far past the line, that you can' t even see the line! |
| [22:54.74] | The line is a dot to you! |
| [22:58.11] | Yes, right! And I feel horrible. You have to believe me. |
| [23:02.54] | Oh, my God. Is that why you bought all this stuff? |
| [23:06.68] | You know what? |
| [23:08.18] | I will not watch your TV. |
| [23:10.78] | I won' t listen to your stereo. |
| [23:12.85] | And there' s a loaf in the new bread maker I won' t eat. Know why? |
| [23:17.36] | Probably because It' s all tainted with your betrayal! |
| [23:22.66] | This apartment is empty to me! I' m not happy about you either. |
| [23:33.94] | And just so you know... |
| [23:36.48] | ... I made that bread for you. |
| [23:52.93] | Oh, my God! He' s lost it. He' s totally lost it. |
| [23:57.53] | What? |
| [24:00.20] | This cannot get any worse. |
| [24:02.70] | Rats in the basement are hanging themselves. |
| [24:15.22] | Thank you. Thanks. |
| [24:21.09] | I lost it. |
| [24:24.62] | I won' t play anymore. |
| [24:26.33] | |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [24:30.23] | After that? Yeah. |
| [24:34.00] | No, I mean, if I can help. |
| [24:41.84] | Yeah, like I could lose it. |
| [24:45.91] | What? |
| [24:47.15] | I played bad on purpose, guys. |
| [24:52.25] | Okay, you were trying to play bad this whole time. |
| [24:54.72] | No. Just that last song. |
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