| [00:34.-1] | -Third door on the left. -Right! 左边第三个门 好 |
| [03:56.-4] | She's like this lycra, spandex-covered,gym treat. 她是穿紧身衣的会员独享优惠 |
| [04:06.-3] | You're strong enough to face her? 你可以单独应付她？ |
| [04:30.-4] | And tell him what? 你要说什么？ |
| [04:59.-1] | Why don't you tell me something I don't know? 别说一些我不懂的事 |
| [06:46.-4] | He wouldn't apologize because you're living here illegally. 他说他不要 因为你们两个违法 |
| [09:28.-4] | ...the towel-covered portion? 毛巾盖住的部分？ |
| [10:26.-2] | You have pets? 你们养宠物？ |
| [10:42.-4] | I'll do whatever you want. 你要我做什么都行 |
| [11:32.-2] | Really? Okay? 真的？好 |
| [14:02.-4] | I try and think of other things. Like sandwiches... 我就会想别的事，像三明治啦 |
| [14:06.-3] | ...and baseball... 棒球啦 |
| [14:51.-2] | No. It's okay. But if I'm Marge... 没关系，不过如果我是玛姬 |
| [16:29.-2] | This isn't some kind of girly dance. 这可不是什么娘娘腔的舞 |
| [18:32.-3] | Really? 真的？ |
| [21:45.-4] | Thanks,but no. 谢谢，不用了 |
| [22:32.-3] | They thought I was a whore. 他们以为我是** |
| [00:04.82] | Hey,new wallet? 新皮夹？ |
| [00:06.15] | It was time. 也该换了 |
| [00:07.52] | The old condom ring in the leather just doesn't say "cool" anymore. 保险套图案的皮夹已经不酷了 |
| [00:12.00] | Rachel,you just put an empty carton back in the fridge. 瑞秋，你把空纸盒放进冰箱里 |
| [00:15.86] | I know, but the garbage was full. 我知道，但是垃圾袋满了 |
| [00:19.36] | Have you ever taken out the trash? 你有倒过垃圾吗？ |
| [00:23.64] | Since you've lived here? 从你搬来之后？ |
| [00:26.07] | Well,I thought you liked doing it. 我以为你喜欢倒 |
| [00:38.35] | （垃圾槽） |
| [00:46.32] | Hey,Mr. Treeger. 崔格先生 |
| [01:07.05] | What are you doing? 你在干什么？ |
| [01:13.45] | I'm sorry. 对不起 |
| [01:14.69] | It's a little old but.... 放了一段时间，不过… |
| [01:18.19] | You're clogging up the chute I just unclogged. 不是 我才刚通好又被你塞住了 |
| [01:21.56] | I'm sorry. I don't come in here a lot. 对不起，我不常来 |
| [01:25.70] | Of course not. You're a little princess. 当然啦，你是小公主嘛 |
| [01:30.10] | Daddy,buy me a pizza. 爸爸，帮我买披萨 |
| [01:31.64] | Daddy,buy me a candy factory. 爸爸，帮我买糖果工厂 |
| [01:33.57] | Daddy,make the cast of Cats sing "Happy Birthday" to me. 爸爸，叫“猫”的演员 帮我唱“生日快乐歌” |
| [01:38.61] | You think you can come here... 你以为你可以来这里 |
| [01:40.71] | ...make a mess and a big man in coveralls will clean it up? 搞得一团乱，反正有人会收？ |
| [01:44.75] | Think of someone else for a change. 去找别人吧 |
| [01:52.00] | Okay,I'm sorry. 对不起嘛 |
| [02:00.17] | God,if you're going to cry about it! 天哪，这样也要哭 |
| [02:05.07] | The One With Ballroom Dancing 本集播出：“与郞共舞” |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [02:52.75] | Treeger made you cry? 崔格把你气哭了？ |
| [02:55.55] | He said really mean things that were only partly true. 他说了一些很恶劣 又不尽真实的话 |
| [03:01.06] | I'll teach him a lesson. 我去教训他 |
| [03:03.09] | Joey,don't. Let's forget about it. 乔伊，不要，我看还是算了 |
| [03:05.83] | That's easy for you to say. You weren't almost just killed! 你说得倒容易 差点被杀的又不是你 |
| [03:09.93] | All right,that's it. School is in session! 够了，家里又不是没大人 |
| [03:16.74] | Is this a gym card? 天哪，这是健身中心卡吗？ |
| [03:18.21] | Oh,yeah,gym member. 没错，我是会员 |
| [03:20.85] | I try to go four times a week, but I've missed... 我尽量1周去四次，但已经… |
| [03:24.45] | ...the last 1200 times. 一千两百次没去了 |
| [03:27.79] | So why don't you quit? 那你怎么不退出？ |
| [03:30.29] | You don't think I've tried? 你以为我没试过？ |
| [03:34.59] | You think I like having $50 a month taken from my account? 你以为我喜欢每个月 户头被扣50元？ |
| [03:38.80] | They make you go all the way down there. 他们逼你大老远跑过去 |
| [03:42.30] | They use all these phrases and peppiness to confuse you. 用各种课程和效果让你昏头 |
| [03:46.80] | And then they bring out Maria. 然后还叫玛丽亚出来 |
| [03:49.94] | -Who is Maria? -Oh,Maria! 谁是玛丽亚？ 玛丽亚 |
| [03:54.21] | You can't say no to her. 她令人无法抗拒 |
| [04:01.92] | Do you need me to go with you and hold your hand? 要我陪你去握着你的手吗？ |
| [04:07.93] | Oh,no. You'll have to come. 不是，你得陪我去 |
| [04:15.30] | Tribbiani. Hold on. 崔比亚尼 等一下 |
| [04:17.90] | I'll get the plunger. 马桶又不通了？ |
| [04:22.34] | You hold on. You made my friend Rachel cry. 你才等一下 你把我朋友瑞秋气哭了 |
| [04:25.41] | So you'll go and apologize to her... 马上去向她道歉 |
| [04:27.75] | ...unless you want me to call the landlord. 否则我就通知房东 |
| [04:31.32] | Maybe you haven't heard of "not making girls cry." 你没听过 男人不该让女人流泪吗？ |
| [04:34.12] | Maybe you haven't heard of the Rent Stabilization Act of 1968. 你没听过 1968年租屋安定法案吗？ |
| [04:39.00] | I have actually not heard of that. 我还真的没听过 |
| [04:44.10] | Your friends are violating it. 你朋友违反这个法案 |
| [04:46.26] | I've been nice until now, but I don't need this grief. 我一直很客气 但我不必受这种罪 |
| [04:49.93] | I'm telling the landlord... 我要告诉房东 |
| [04:51.70] | ...Monica's illegally subletting her grandmother's place. 摩妮卡非法分租她奶奶的房子 |
| [04:55.17] | Your friends are out of here,pal. 你朋友得搬出去了 |
| [05:05.62] | Somebody tell me I don't have to work today. 谁能让我今天不用上班 |
| [05:08.55] | What's the matter? 怎么了？ |
| [05:10.00] | My first massage is this incredibly gorgeous guy. 今天第一个客人是个大帅哥 |
| [05:13.36] | Every time I see him, I want to... 每次见到他，我就想… |
| [05:15.33] | ...do things to him I can't charge for. 替他免费服务一下 |
| [05:21.17] | So do them for free. 那你就做啊 |
| [05:23.90] | No,it is forbidden. 不行，公司不准 |
| [05:27.31] | Mrs. Potter fires people for messing around with clients. 跟客人乱来会被波特太太开除 |
| [05:32.01] | And it's against my oath as a masseuse. 而且也违反我的按摩师誓言 |
| [05:35.21] | -They make you take an oath? -No,I made myself take one. 你还得发誓？ 是我自己要发的 |
| [05:38.58] | No fooling around with clients... 不得与客人乱来… |
| [05:41.02] | ...and always be prepared. 和有备无患 |
| [05:46.32] | That one's from the Boy Scouts, but it just makes good sense. 后面是童军守则，不过说得通 |
| [05:52.00] | Why not give him to someone else? 你怎么不把他转给别人？ |
| [05:54.17] | No,I can handle it. I'm a professional. 不，我可以应付，我很专业 |
| [05:58.00] | Pheebs,is that a new ankle bracelet? 菲比，那是新脚链吗？ |
| [06:01.11] | You got a pedicure. 你去修过脚趾甲 |
| [06:02.74] | Your feet are all dressed up. 你的脚打扮过 |
| [06:06.04] | That's the only part he can see when he's on the table! 因为他在按摩台上 只看得到你的脚 |
| [06:12.05] | You're going to do some feet flirting! 你要用脚勾引他 |
| [06:14.69] | I don't know what you're talking about. 我不知道你们在说什么 |
| [06:18.76] | How do you explain the toe ring? 那你干嘛戴脚趾环？ |
| [06:23.53] | It's Arabian Princess Day at work. Leave me alone! 今天是阿拉伯公主日，行吗？ 少罗唆啦 |
| [06:33.10] | My hero! What happened? 我的英雄！结果怎样？ |
| [06:35.81] | I told him no one treats my friends like that. 我说谁也不准欺负我的姐妹 |
| [06:39.11] | And he better apologize. See you! 他最好上来道歉，先这样 |
| [06:41.38] | Wait a minute. 等一下 |
| [06:43.55] | What did he say? 他怎么说？ |
| [06:49.82] | Instead,he'll evict you. See you later! 他要赶你们走，再联络 |
| [06:52.82] | -You got us evicted? -I told you not to go down there. 你害我们要被赶走？ 我就叫你不要去找他 |
| [06:56.36] | He made Rachel cry! 他把瑞秋气哭了 |
| [06:57.80] | Rachel always cries! 瑞秋本来就爱哭 |
| [07:00.77] | That's not true! 你乱讲 |
| [07:04.60] | You go down there, and you suck up to him. 你给我下去拍他的马屁 |
| [07:07.77] | You suck like you've never sucked before! 抱大腿学狗叫都行 |
| [07:11.81] | All right,I'll try. 好啦，我尽量 |
| [07:14.11] | If I can't,you stay with us till you get settled. 要是没成功 你们就先来跟我们住 |
| [07:17.32] | -Go! -All right,all right. 去啦！ 好啦好啦 |
| [07:19.75] | I'll have to check first, but he'll be cool. 我得先问钱德，不过应该可以 |
| [07:27.46] | Remember what we talked about. You got to be strong. 记住刚才所说的，要坚定 |
| [07:34.03] | Now one more time. 再来一次 |
| [07:35.60] | Don't you want a washboard stomach and rock-hard pecs? 你不想拥有平坦的小腹 和结实的胸肌吗？ |
| [07:39.24] | No,I want a flabby gut and saggy man-breasts. 不想，我喜欢啤酒肚和大** |
| [07:43.91] | That's good. 很好 |
| [07:51.78] | I want to quit the gym. 我要退出会员 |
| [07:53.89] | You want to quit? 你要退出？ |
| [07:59.12] | I want to quit the gym. 我要退出会员 |
| [08:01.39] | You do realize you won't have access to our new Swedish spa? 那就不能享用 全新的瑞典SPA喔 |
| [08:11.60] | I want to quit the gym. 我要退出会员 |
| [08:14.41] | Dave in the membership office handles quitters. 好，请找会员服务部的戴维 |
| [08:20.24] | Excuse me. Are you a member? 抱歉，你是会员吗？ |
| [08:23.21] | Me? 我？不是 |
| [08:26.28] | Sorry. Members only. 抱歉，会员才能进去 |
| [08:30.69] | I want to quit the gym! 我要退出会员 |
| [08:32.66] | It's okay,man. Be strong. 放心好了，要坚定 |
| [08:41.90] | Are you a member of any gym? 你有加入任何健身中心吗？ |
| [08:44.30] | No,and I'm not going to be. So save your little speech. 我没有，也不会 别白费唇舌了 |
| [08:48.21] | Okay,no problem. 好，没问题 |
| [08:50.01] | Could you come here? 你来一下 |
| [08:54.41] | Hi,I'm Maria. 你好，我是玛丽亚 |
| [09:00.69] | （舒活之家） |
| [09:11.10] | You have really pretty feet. 你的脚很漂亮 |
| [09:14.73] | These old things? 这些鸡爪？ |
| [09:17.87] | Would you spend time on my sciatic area? It's killing me. 帮我捏一下**，快痛死了 |
| [09:23.77] | You mean.... 你是说… |
| [09:25.21] | By sciatic,you mean... 你说的**是指… |
| [09:31.92] | Sure,I can do that. 好，没问题，因为… |
| [09:34.02] | Because the muscles in the sciatic area can get... **的肌肉有时的确会… |
| [09:37.89] | ...real nice and tight. 紧实有弹性 |
| [09:44.73] | So tell me,Rick, how did you injure the area? 瑞克，你这里怎么会不舒服？ |
| [09:49.20] | A 16-hour sit-in for Greenpeace. 我为绿色和平组织 静坐抗议16小时 |
| [10:03.61] | -Did you just bite me? -No! 你刚才咬我？ 没有 |
| [10:15.49] | Please don't kick the girls out. This was my fault. 怎样？ 别把她们赶走， 是我不好 |
| [10:19.13] | You want me to kick you guys out instead? 你要我把你们赶走吗？ |
| [10:22.17] | You can't. Where would the chick and the duck live? 不行，那小鸡小鸭要住哪里？ |
| [10:29.47] | Those are nicknames. 那是绰号 |
| [10:31.34] | I'm the "chick," and Chandler's the "duck." 我是小鸡，钱德是小鸭 |
| [10:35.48] | I would've thought it was the other way around. 我会以为是反过来 |
| [10:39.48] | Come on. Let the girls stay. 拜托啦，让她们留下来 |
| [10:43.92] | Really? You'd do anything? 真的？什么都行？ |
| [10:46.00] | Yeah,absolutely. 对，没错 |
| [10:48.03] | I got something. 我知道你能做什么了 |
| [10:49.59] | What is it? 什么？ |
| [10:53.26] | Can you be my dancing partner? 你能当我的舞伴吗？ |
| [10:58.34] | That's not prison lingo,is it? 这不是牢里的黑话吧？ |
| [11:02.81] | I want to quit the gym. 我要退出会员 |
| [11:06.38] | Can you honestly tell me that you're 100% satisfied with your body. 你真的不必来这里增强活力？ |
| [11:09.75] | Yes,yes. Most of the time. 大部分时候都不用 |
| [11:11.88] | I mean,sure,I have my bad days,but then I remember what a cute smile I have. 有时心情不好 我会想到我笑起来很可爱 |
| [11:17.00] | We were voted "Best-equipped Gym in New York" two years running. 我们连续2年被票选为 纽约设备最佳健身中心 |
| [11:20.46] | -Do you really want to give that up? -Yes,I hate it here. 你真的想放弃？ 对，我讨厌这里 |
| [11:23.63] | Everything that you have in here is very heavy. 这里的东西都好重 |
| [11:35.74] | You want to make your friend work out alone? 你总不想让你朋友落单吧？ |
| [11:38.58] | -What friend? -Your friend Ross. Just joined. 什么朋友？ 你的朋友罗斯刚加入会员 |
| [11:51.26] | （中央咖啡馆） |
| [11:53.12] | His dancing partner? 他的舞伴？ |
| [11:54.89] | There's this superintendents' dance, "The Super Ball." 对，他们有一个管理员舞会 叫“管舞会” |
| [12:00.70] | He wants to impress Marge, this lady super he likes. 他想引起一个女管理员 玛姬的注意 |
| [12:04.70] | Why not practice with a girl? 那怎么不找女生练？ |
| [12:06.90] | He's too shy. 他不好意思 |
| [12:08.17] | He's not good enough to dance with girls yet. 他觉得他还没资格跟女生跳 |
| [12:11.38] | Yeah,right. 是啊 |
| [12:12.54] | He almost danced me right down that garbage chute. 他差点害我跳进那个垃圾槽里 |
| [12:17.55] | Would you let it go already? You're fine. 别再念了，你又没事 |
| [12:26.06] | So did you quit? 你退出了吗？ |
| [12:27.69] | I almost did. 差一点 |
| [12:29.19] | Couldn't leave Ross there without a spotter. 但我不能丢下罗斯不管 |
| [12:32.86] | Wait,now,so you joined the gym? 所以你加入会员了？ |
| [12:39.30] | And that's funny,why? 很好笑，为什么？ |
| [12:43.41] | I was just,you know, picturing you working out,and.... 我只是在想像你在健身和… |
| [12:49.05] | Well,that's it. 就这样 |
| [12:52.02] | We're doomed. 我们毁了 |
| [12:53.22] | They'll take $50 a month from our accounts for the rest of our lives. 我们下半辈子 每个月都会被扣50元 |
| [12:58.00] | What are we gonna do? 我们该怎么办？ |
| [13:00.19] | You could actually go to the gym. 你们可以去健身啊 |
| [13:08.57] | Or we could go to the bank... 或是去银行 |
| [13:11.00] | ...close our accounts and cut them off at the source. 结掉户头，断了他们的财路 |
| [13:16.27] | You're a genius. 你是天才 |
| [13:18.11] | Oh,man! But then, we won't be bank buddies. 那我们就不能当银行好兄弟了 |
| [13:22.38] | Now there's two reasons. 现在又多了一个理由 |
| [13:29.25] | You guys,remember that cute client I told you about? 记得我说的那个帅哥客人吗？ |
| [13:33.62] | I bit him. 我咬了他 |
| [13:36.63] | -Where? -On the tushy. 咬哪里？ 屁屁 |
| [13:40.00] | And that's not against your oath? 这样不违反你的誓约？ |
| [13:43.17] | I know, but the moment I touch him... 我知道，对不起嘛 但是一摸到他 |
| [13:46.04] | ...I want to throw out my old oath and take a new,dirty one. 我就想抛开旧誓约 发一个限制级的新誓 |
| [13:51.48] | Next time,try to distract yourself. 下次你就让自己分心 |
| [13:54.45] | Like when I'm doing something exciting... 对，像我如果在做很兴奋的事 |
| [13:57.15] | ...and I don't want to get too... 又不想太… |
| [14:00.28] | ...excited. ...兴奋 |
| [14:09.86] | ...and Chandler. 还有…钱德 |
| [14:13.40] | -Thank you. -Oh,no,thank you. 谢谢你啊 不，谢谢你 |
| [14:22.84] | All right,I'm here. Let's get this over with. 我来了，咱们速战速决吧 |
| [14:26.04] | Okay,well... 好 |
| [14:28.25] | ...just follow my lead. 跟着我的舞步 |
| [14:31.85] | Don't we need to do some kind of preparation first? 不必先做点准备吗？ |
| [14:35.62] | Like get really drunk? 像是喝个烂醉？ |
| [14:37.92] | Come on. Hey,just put your arms around me. 来，把手环抱着我 |
| [14:49.43] | I'm sorry. 对不起 |
| [14:54.24] | ...my breasts are coming out my back. 我的**会被撞到背后去 |
| [14:57.34] | Forget it! I'm not being any good at this. 算了，我根本不会跳舞 |
| [15:00.81] | My mom was right. 我妈说得对 |
| [15:02.05] | I'm just a big potato with arms and legs and a head. 我只是只穿了衣服的大猪公 |
| [15:07.48] | Come on,man. You're not a potato. 别这样，你不是猪公 |
| [15:10.35] | I'm sure as hell not a dancer. It's no use. 总之我不适合跳舞，练也没用 |
| [15:14.19] | Marge will never go for me. 玛姬不会看上我的 |
| [15:17.53] | Come on,Treeger. Don't say that. 来，别这么说嘛 |
| [15:20.53] | You just need more practice. 你只是需要练习 |
| [15:22.30] | Come on. Let's try it again. 来，再试一次 |
| [15:28.74] | Plus,it was probably mostly my fault anyway. 而且问题八成是出在我身上 |
| [15:31.71] | I'm not that comfortable dancing with a 我不太习惯跟一个… |
| [15:41.35] | So how goes the dancing? Gay yet? 舞练得怎样？ 有“同志”情谊了吗？ |
| [15:48.16] | You guys owe me bigtime. 你们欠我一个人情 |
| [15:54.93] | What was that? 那是什么？ |
| [15:58.14] | You just did a little dancy thing. 什么？ 你刚才在跳舞 |
| [16:00.94] | -No,I didn't. -Yes,you did. 我哪有 你有 |
| [16:03.51] | -You did a little hop. -You are so enjoying this. 你刚才跳了两下 你玩得很乐喔 |
| [16:06.48] | No,I'm not. 我没有 |
| [16:08.08] | And it wasn't a hop. It was a pas de bourree. 而且那不是跳，那叫滑走步 |
| [16:14.59] | You know the words! 你还知道术语 |
| [16:16.59] | You are so into this! 你真的很投入 |
| [16:18.49] | Maybe I'm enjoying it a little. I'm getting pretty good at it. 也许有一点吧，我越跳越好 |
| [16:23.83] | This is so sweet. Joey,our little twinkletoes. 好可爱喔，乔伊小舞伶 |
| [16:31.70] | It's like a sport,it's manly. 这是一种运动，很阳刚的 |
| [16:34.87] | -Show me some "manly" moves. -All right. 来，秀几个阳刚的舞步 好 |
| [16:41.81] | I don't know how to lead. 我不会带舞 |
| [16:50.42] | Hello. 你好 |
| [16:52.19] | We'd like to close our accounts. 我们想把户头结掉 |
| [16:54.63] | Close your accounts? Is there a problem? 把户头结掉？有什么问题吗？ |
| [16:58.53] | No,we'd just like to close them. 没有 没有，我们只是想结掉 |
| [17:02.70] | Ms. Lambert handles all our closures. 好，终止帐户由蓝伯小姐负责 |
| [17:05.27] | Would you come over here,please? 请你来一下 |
| [17:09.11] | Hi,I'm Karen. 我是凯伦 |
| [17:11.21] | I want to quit the bank! 我要退出这家银行 |
| [17:17.78] | Okay. Baseball. （好，棒球） |
| [17:19.82] | Rick playing baseball. He slides into second. （瑞克打棒球，滑上二垒） |
| [17:23.69] | Maybe even his pants come down a little. （也许裤子可以拉低一点） （不对！） |
| [17:28.00] | Okay,sandwiches. Sandwiches. （好，三明治） |
| [17:30.83] | Okay,on a plate. （三明治在盘子上） |
| [17:32.86] | Maybe Rick's pants come down a little. （瑞克的裤子拉低一点） （不对！） |
| [17:37.13] | Chandler. （钱德） |
| [17:39.50] | Okay,Chandler. That's working! （好，钱德，有用耶） |
| [17:49.21] | Chandler's knees. （钱德的膝盖） |
| [17:53.38] | Chandler's ankles. （钱德的脚踝） |
| [17:55.55] | Chandler's ankle hair. （钱德的脚踝毛） |
| [17:58.32] | Oh,no! （完了） |
| [18:00.22] | Okay,you're all set. 好了 |
| [18:02.59] | Wow! That was amazing! 真是不可思议 |
| [18:04.86] | Was that really just an hour? 真的只有1小时吗？ 对 |
| [18:07.73] | In really long-hour world. 在1小时超长的世界里 |
| [18:10.73] | What? 什么？ |
| [18:13.47] | 好吧 |
| [18:15.91] | I have an enormous crush on you. 我很喜欢你 |
| [18:18.24] | But since you're a client, I can't ask you out... 但你是客人， 我不能约你 |
| [18:21.11] | ...even though you give me the feelings. 就算对你有感觉 |
| [18:25.68] | I had no idea. 我完全不知道 |
| [18:29.39] | I can always find another masseuse. 不过我可以找别的按摩师 |
| [18:33.22] | Yeah,really. 真的 |
| [18:40.53] | What? 怎么了？ |
| [18:41.77] | Suddenly I'm very aware I'm naked. 我突然意识到我光着身体 |
| [18:46.57] | Quiet down. 好，别吵 |
| [18:51.38] | Mr. Simon's been waiting Oh,my God! 赛门先生等了…天哪 |
| [18:54.04] | Why wasn't I offered that? 我为什么没有？ |
| [18:56.15] | I'd definitely pay more for that. 我愿意多付钱 |
| [19:00.18] | We have rules here. This is not that kind of place. 菲比，这里是有规矩的 我们不搞色情 |
| [19:04.05] | I know,but this isn't how it looks at all... 我知道，但是你完全误会了 |
| [19:07.06] | ...because Rick is my husband. 因为瑞克是我的丈夫 |
| [19:10.16] | Oh,really? 是吗？ |
| [19:11.56] | You'd better tell his other wife. 你最好告诉他的另一个老婆 |
| [19:13.93] | She called three times asking where he is. 她已经打三次来查勤了 |
| [19:19.27] | Yes,I will tell her. 好，我会告诉她 |
| [19:24.68] | So you didn't leave the bank? 你们没有结掉户头？ |
| [19:27.34] | And somehow we ended up with a joint checking account. 没有 而且还一起办了一个活存帐户 |
| [19:32.55] | What will you ever use that for? 你们要那个帐户干嘛？ |
| [19:34.85] | To pay for the gym. 转帐给健身中心 |
| [19:40.79] | So I had a great day. 我今天过得真好 |
| [19:43.00] | Rick and I hit it off. We were making out. 瑞克和我一拍即合，我们亲热 |
| [19:45.63] | Then my boss walked in and fired me for being a whore. 然后老板走进来 因为我卖春而开除我 |
| [19:50.47] | -You got fired? -Oh,my gosh! 你被炒鱿鱼？ 天哪 |
| [19:52.37] | It's so weird. I have never been fired from anything. 感觉好怪，我从来没被开除过 |
| [19:56.47] | Sweetie. 亲爱的 |
| [19:58.34] | I started walking around, not knowing what to do next. 我开始漫无目的的乱晃 |
| [20:02.55] | I started asking people on the street if they wanted massages. 还问路上的人要不要按摩 |
| [20:07.58] | Then these policemen thought I was a whore too. 结果警察也以为我是** |
| [20:10.89] | It's really been a bad day, whore-wise. 以一个**来说今天还真背 |
| [20:19.33] | Hey,Duck. Is Chick here? 小鸭，小鸡在吗？ |
| [20:24.17] | Yeah,Bunny Rabbit. 在，兔宝宝？ |
| [20:28.61] | Ready for our last practice? 要练最后一次了？ |
| [20:30.71] | We're not getting that spin right because my place is too small. 转圈还不够好，我那里太小了 |
| [20:35.01] | -Want to use our place? -No,I had another idea. 要去我家吗？ 不，我有别的主意 |
| [21:20.72] | We did it! 成功了！ |
| [21:22.56] | That was incredible! 我知道，太棒了 |
| [21:24.56] | That was amazing! We totally nailed it! 太精彩了，非常完美 太棒了 |
| [21:28.27] | Hey,listen. Thanks a lot,Tribbiani. 崔比亚尼，真是谢了 |
| [21:31.77] | Oh,my God! Look at the time. 糟糕，都几点了 |
| [21:33.84] | I got to catch the bus to the ball. 我得赶公车去舞会 |
| [21:38.94] | Good luck. 好，祝你好运 |
| [21:40.68] | Unless you want to practice the fox trot. Or the tango? 还是你想练狐步舞？或是探戈 |
| [21:48.42] | You see,I think I'm ready to dance with girls. 我已经可以跟女生跳了 |
| [21:53.69] | -Go get them,Treeger. -Right. 好，去迷倒她们吧 好 |
| [22:02.00] | You want to come? Marge has a friend. 你想去吗？玛姬有个朋友 |
| [22:05.10] | Really? 真的？ |
| [22:06.40] | You'd dance good with her. She's the same size as me. 你会很习惯，她跟我差不多壮 |
| [22:09.51] | No,I'm good. 不，不用了 |
| [22:26.26] | It looks like you've got great experience. （拉菈与珍按摩院） 看来你很有经验 |
| [22:29.46] | Let's see. Reason for leaving last job? 我看看 你为什么辞去上一份工作？ |
| [22:35.57] | Okay. We'll give you a call if anything comes up. 好，有消息我们会通知你 |
| [22:40.57] | Great. Thank you very much. 太好了，谢谢你 |
| [00:34.-1] | Third door on the left. Right! zuo bian di san ge men hao |
| [03:56.-4] | She' s like this lycra, spandexcovered, gym treat. ta shi chuan jin shen yi de hui yuan du xiang you hui |
| [04:06.-3] | You' re strong enough to face her? ni ke yi dan du ying fu ta? |
| [04:30.-4] | And tell him what? ni yao shuo shi mo? |
| [04:59.-1] | Why don' t you tell me something I don' t know? bie shuo yi xie wo bu dong de shi |
| [06:46.-4] | He wouldn' t apologize because you' re living here illegally. ta shuo ta bu yao yin wei ni men liang ge wei fa |
| [09:28.-4] | ... the towelcovered portion? mao jin gai zhu de bu fen? |
| [10:26.-2] | You have pets? ni men yang chong wu? |
| [10:42.-4] | I' ll do whatever you want. ni yao wo zuo shi mo dou xing |
| [11:32.-2] | Really? Okay? zhen de? hao |
| [14:02.-4] | I try and think of other things. Like sandwiches... wo jiu hui xiang bie de shi, xiang san ming zhi la |
| [14:06.-3] | ... and baseball... bang qiu la |
| [14:51.-2] | No. It' s okay. But if I' m Marge... mei guan xi, bu guo ru guo wo shi ma ji |
| [16:29.-2] | This isn' t some kind of girly dance. zhe ke bu shi shen me niang niang qiang de wu |
| [18:32.-3] | Really? zhen de? |
| [21:45.-4] | Thanks, but no. xie xie, bu yong le |
| [22:32.-3] | They thought I was a whore. ta men yi wei wo shi |
| [00:04.82] | Hey, new wallet? xin pi jia? |
| [00:06.15] | It was time. ye gai huan le |
| [00:07.52] | The old condom ring in the leather just doesn' t say " cool" anymore. bao xian tao tu an de pi jia yi jing bu ku le |
| [00:12.00] | Rachel, you just put an empty carton back in the fridge. rui qiu, ni ba kong zhi he fang jin bing xiang li |
| [00:15.86] | I know, but the garbage was full. wo zhi dao, dan shi la ji dai man le |
| [00:19.36] | Have you ever taken out the trash? ni you dao guo la ji ma? |
| [00:23.64] | Since you' ve lived here? cong ni ban lai zhi hou? |
| [00:26.07] | Well, I thought you liked doing it. wo yi wei ni xi huan dao |
| [00:38.35] | la ji cao |
| [00:46.32] | Hey, Mr. Treeger. cui ge xian sheng |
| [01:07.05] | What are you doing? ni zai gan shen me? |
| [01:13.45] | I' m sorry. dui bu qi |
| [01:14.69] | It' s a little old but.... fang le yi duan shi jian, bu guo |
| [01:18.19] | You' re clogging up the chute I just unclogged. bu shi wo cai gang tong hao you bei ni sai zhu le |
| [01:21.56] | I' m sorry. I don' t come in here a lot. dui bu qi, wo bu chang lai |
| [01:25.70] | Of course not. You' re a little princess. dang ran la, ni shi xiao gong zhu ma |
| [01:30.10] | Daddy, buy me a pizza. ba ba, bang wo mai pi sa |
| [01:31.64] | Daddy, buy me a candy factory. ba ba, bang wo mai tang guo gong chang |
| [01:33.57] | Daddy, make the cast of Cats sing " Happy Birthday" to me. ba ba, jiao" mao" de yan yuan bang wo chang" sheng ri kuai yue ge" |
| [01:38.61] | You think you can come here... ni yi wei ni ke yi lai zhe li |
| [01:40.71] | ... make a mess and a big man in coveralls will clean it up? gao de yi tuan luan, fan zheng you ren hui shou? |
| [01:44.75] | Think of someone else for a change. qu zhao bie ren ba |
| [01:52.00] | Okay, I' m sorry. dui bu qi ma |
| [02:00.17] | God, if you' re going to cry about it! tian na, zhe yang ye yao ku |
| [02:05.07] | The One With Ballroom Dancing ben ji bo chu:" yu lang gong wu" |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [02:52.75] | Treeger made you cry? cui ge ba ni qi ku le? |
| [02:55.55] | He said really mean things that were only partly true. ta shuo le yi xie hen e lie you bu jin zhen shi de hua |
| [03:01.06] | I' ll teach him a lesson. wo qu jiao xun ta |
| [03:03.09] | Joey, don' t. Let' s forget about it. qiao yi, bu yao, wo kan hai shi suan le |
| [03:05.83] | That' s easy for you to say. You weren' t almost just killed! ni shuo de dao rong yi cha dian bei sha de you bu shi ni |
| [03:09.93] | All right, that' s it. School is in session! gou le, jia li you bu shi mei da ren |
| [03:16.74] | Is this a gym card? tian na, zhe shi jian shen zhong xin ka ma? |
| [03:18.21] | Oh, yeah, gym member. mei cuo, wo shi hui yuan |
| [03:20.85] | I try to go four times a week, but I' ve missed... wo jin liang 1 zhou qu si ci, dan yi jing |
| [03:24.45] | ... the last 1200 times. yi qian liang bai ci mei qu le |
| [03:27.79] | So why don' t you quit? na ni zen me bu tui chu? |
| [03:30.29] | You don' t think I' ve tried? ni yi wei wo mei shi guo? |
| [03:34.59] | You think I like having 50 a month taken from my account? ni yi wei wo xi huan mei ge yue hu tou bei kou 50 yuan? |
| [03:38.80] | They make you go all the way down there. ta men bi ni da lao yuan pao guo qu |
| [03:42.30] | They use all these phrases and peppiness to confuse you. yong ge zhong ke cheng he xiao guo rang ni hun tou |
| [03:46.80] | And then they bring out Maria. ran hou hai jiao ma li ya chu lai |
| [03:49.94] | Who is Maria? Oh, Maria! shui shi ma li ya? ma li ya |
| [03:54.21] | You can' t say no to her. ta ling ren wu fa kang ju |
| [04:01.92] | Do you need me to go with you and hold your hand? yao wo pei ni qu wo zhe ni de shou ma? |
| [04:07.93] | Oh, no. You' ll have to come. bu shi, ni de pei wo qu |
| [04:15.30] | Tribbiani. Hold on. cui bi ya ni deng yi xia |
| [04:17.90] | I' ll get the plunger. ma tong you bu tong le? |
| [04:22.34] | You hold on. You made my friend Rachel cry. ni cai deng yi xia ni ba wo peng you rui qiu qi ku le |
| [04:25.41] | So you' ll go and apologize to her... ma shang qu xiang ta dao qian |
| [04:27.75] | ... unless you want me to call the landlord. fou ze wo jiu tong zhi fang dong |
| [04:31.32] | Maybe you haven' t heard of " not making girls cry." ni mei ting guo nan ren bu gai rang nv ren liu lei ma? |
| [04:34.12] | Maybe you haven' t heard of the Rent Stabilization Act of 1968. ni mei ting guo 1968 nian zu wu an ding fa an ma? |
| [04:39.00] | I have actually not heard of that. wo hai zhen de mei ting guo |
| [04:44.10] | Your friends are violating it. ni peng you wei fan zhe ge fa an |
| [04:46.26] | I' ve been nice until now, but I don' t need this grief. wo yi zhi hen ke qi dan wo bu bi shou zhe zhong zui |
| [04:49.93] | I' m telling the landlord... wo yao gao su fang dong |
| [04:51.70] | ... Monica' s illegally subletting her grandmother' s place. mo ni ka fei fa fen zu ta nai nai de fang zi |
| [04:55.17] | Your friends are out of here, pal. ni peng you de ban chu qu le |
| [05:05.62] | Somebody tell me I don' t have to work today. shui neng rang wo jin tian bu yong shang ban |
| [05:08.55] | What' s the matter? zen me le? |
| [05:10.00] | My first massage is this incredibly gorgeous guy. jin tian di yi ge ke ren shi ge da shuai ge |
| [05:13.36] | Every time I see him, I want to... mei ci jian dao ta, wo jiu xiang |
| [05:15.33] | ... do things to him I can' t charge for. ti ta mian fei fu wu yi xia |
| [05:21.17] | So do them for free. na ni jiu zuo a |
| [05:23.90] | No, it is forbidden. bu xing, gong si bu zhun |
| [05:27.31] | Mrs. Potter fires people for messing around with clients. gen ke ren luan lai hui bei bo te tai tai kai chu |
| [05:32.01] | And it' s against my oath as a masseuse. er qie ye wei fan wo de an mo shi shi yan |
| [05:35.21] | They make you take an oath? No, I made myself take one. ni hai de fa shi? shi wo zi ji yao fa de |
| [05:38.58] | No fooling around with clients... bu de yu ke ren luan lai |
| [05:41.02] | ... and always be prepared. he you bei wu huan |
| [05:46.32] | That one' s from the Boy Scouts, but it just makes good sense. hou mian shi tong jun shou ze, bu guo shuo de tong |
| [05:52.00] | Why not give him to someone else? ni zen me bu ba ta zhuan gei bie ren? |
| [05:54.17] | No, I can handle it. I' m a professional. bu, wo ke yi ying fu, wo hen zhuan ye |
| [05:58.00] | Pheebs, is that a new ankle bracelet? fei bi, na shi xin jiao lian ma? |
| [06:01.11] | You got a pedicure. ni qu xiu guo jiao zhi jia |
| [06:02.74] | Your feet are all dressed up. ni de jiao da ban guo |
| [06:06.04] | That' s the only part he can see when he' s on the table! yin wei ta zai an mo tai shang zhi kan de dao ni de jiao |
| [06:12.05] | You' re going to do some feet flirting! ni yao yong jiao gou yin ta |
| [06:14.69] | I don' t know what you' re talking about. wo bu zhi dao ni men zai shuo shi mo |
| [06:18.76] | How do you explain the toe ring? na ni gan ma dai jiao zhi huan? |
| [06:23.53] | It' s Arabian Princess Day at work. Leave me alone! jin tian shi a la bo gong zhu ri, xing ma? shao luo suo la |
| [06:33.10] | My hero! What happened? wo de ying xiong! jie guo zen yang? |
| [06:35.81] | I told him no one treats my friends like that. wo shuo shui ye bu zhun qi fu wo de jie mei |
| [06:39.11] | And he better apologize. See you! ta zui hao shang lai dao qian, xian zhe yang |
| [06:41.38] | Wait a minute. deng yi xia |
| [06:43.55] | What did he say? ta zen me shuo? |
| [06:49.82] | Instead, he' ll evict you. See you later! ta yao gan ni men zou, zai lian luo |
| [06:52.82] | You got us evicted? I told you not to go down there. ni hai wo men yao bei gan zou? wo jiu jiao ni bu yao qu zhao ta |
| [06:56.36] | He made Rachel cry! ta ba rui qiu qi ku le |
| [06:57.80] | Rachel always cries! rui qiu ben lai jiu ai ku |
| [07:00.77] | That' s not true! ni luan jiang |
| [07:04.60] | You go down there, and you suck up to him. ni gei wo xia qu pai ta de ma pi |
| [07:07.77] | You suck like you' ve never sucked before! bao da tui xue gou jiao dou xing |
| [07:11.81] | All right, I' ll try. hao la, wo jin liang |
| [07:14.11] | If I can' t, you stay with us till you get settled. yao shi mei cheng gong ni men jiu xian lai gen wo men zhu |
| [07:17.32] | Go! All right, all right. qu la! hao la hao la |
| [07:19.75] | I' ll have to check first, but he' ll be cool. wo de xian wen qian de, bu guo ying gai ke yi |
| [07:27.46] | Remember what we talked about. You got to be strong. ji zhu gang cai suo shuo de, yao jian ding |
| [07:34.03] | Now one more time. zai lai yi ci |
| [07:35.60] | Don' t you want a washboard stomach and rockhard pecs? ni bu xiang yong you ping tan de xiao fu he jie shi de xiong ji ma? |
| [07:39.24] | No, I want a flabby gut and saggy manbreasts. bu xiang, wo xi huan pi jiu du he da |
| [07:43.91] | That' s good. hen hao |
| [07:51.78] | I want to quit the gym. wo yao tui chu hui yuan |
| [07:53.89] | You want to quit? ni yao tui chu? |
| [07:59.12] | I want to quit the gym. wo yao tui chu hui yuan |
| [08:01.39] | You do realize you won' t have access to our new Swedish spa? na jiu bu neng xiang yong quan xin de rui dian SPA o |
| [08:11.60] | I want to quit the gym. wo yao tui chu hui yuan |
| [08:14.41] | Dave in the membership office handles quitters. hao, qing zhao hui yuan fu wu bu de dai wei |
| [08:20.24] | Excuse me. Are you a member? bao qian, ni shi hui yuan ma? |
| [08:23.21] | Me? wo? bu shi |
| [08:26.28] | Sorry. Members only. bao qian, hui yuan cai neng jin qu |
| [08:30.69] | I want to quit the gym! wo yao tui chu hui yuan |
| [08:32.66] | It' s okay, man. Be strong. fang xin hao le, yao jian ding |
| [08:41.90] | Are you a member of any gym? ni you jia ru ren he jian shen zhong xin ma? |
| [08:44.30] | No, and I' m not going to be. So save your little speech. wo mei you, ye bu hui bie bai fei chun she le |
| [08:48.21] | Okay, no problem. hao, mei wen ti |
| [08:50.01] | Could you come here? ni lai yi xia |
| [08:54.41] | Hi, I' m Maria. ni hao, wo shi ma li ya |
| [09:00.69] | shu huo zhi jia |
| [09:11.10] | You have really pretty feet. ni de jiao hen piao liang |
| [09:14.73] | These old things? zhei xie ji zhao? |
| [09:17.87] | Would you spend time on my sciatic area? It' s killing me. bang wo nie yi xia, kuai tong si le |
| [09:23.77] | You mean.... ni shi shuo |
| [09:25.21] | By sciatic, you mean... ni shuo de shi zhi |
| [09:31.92] | Sure, I can do that. hao, mei wen ti, yin wei |
| [09:34.02] | Because the muscles in the sciatic area can get... de ji rou you shi di que hui |
| [09:37.89] | ... real nice and tight. jin shi you tan xing |
| [09:44.73] | So tell me, Rick, how did you injure the area? rui ke, ni zhe li zen me hui bu shu fu? |
| [09:49.20] | A 16hour sitin for Greenpeace. wo wei lv se he ping zu zhi jing zuo kang yi 16 xiao shi |
| [10:03.61] | Did you just bite me? No! ni gang cai yao wo? mei you |
| [10:15.49] | Please don' t kick the girls out. This was my fault. zen yang? bie ba ta men gan zou, shi wo bu hao |
| [10:19.13] | You want me to kick you guys out instead? ni yao wo ba ni men gan zou ma? |
| [10:22.17] | You can' t. Where would the chick and the duck live? bu xing, na xiao ji xiao ya yao zhu na li? |
| [10:29.47] | Those are nicknames. na shi chuo hao |
| [10:31.34] | I' m the " chick," and Chandler' s the " duck." wo shi xiao ji, qian de shi xiao ya |
| [10:35.48] | I would' ve thought it was the other way around. wo hui yi wei shi fan guo lai |
| [10:39.48] | Come on. Let the girls stay. bai tuo la, rang ta men liu xia lai |
| [10:43.92] | Really? You' d do anything? zhen de? shen me dou xing? |
| [10:46.00] | Yeah, absolutely. dui, mei cuo |
| [10:48.03] | I got something. wo zhi dao ni neng zuo shi mo le |
| [10:49.59] | What is it? shen me? |
| [10:53.26] | Can you be my dancing partner? ni neng dang wo de wu ban ma? |
| [10:58.34] | That' s not prison lingo, is it? zhe bu shi lao li de hei hua ba? |
| [11:02.81] | I want to quit the gym. wo yao tui chu hui yuan |
| [11:06.38] | Can you honestly tell me that you' re 100 satisfied with your body. ni zhen de bu bi lai zhe li zeng qiang huo li? |
| [11:09.75] | Yes, yes. Most of the time. da bu fen shi hou dou bu yong |
| [11:11.88] | I mean, sure, I have my bad days, but then I remember what a cute smile I have. you shi xin qing bu hao wo hui xiang dao wo xiao qi lai hen ke ai |
| [11:17.00] | We were voted " Bestequipped Gym in New York" two years running. wo men lian xu 2 nian bei piao xuan wei niu yue she bei zui jia jian shen zhong xin |
| [11:20.46] | Do you really want to give that up? Yes, I hate it here. ni zhen de xiang fang qi? dui, wo tao yan zhe li |
| [11:23.63] | Everything that you have in here is very heavy. zhe li de dong xi dou hao zhong |
| [11:35.74] | You want to make your friend work out alone? ni zong bu xiang rang ni peng you luo dan ba? |
| [11:38.58] | What friend? Your friend Ross. Just joined. shen me peng you? ni de peng you luo si gang jia ru hui yuan |
| [11:51.26] | zhong yang ka fei guan |
| [11:53.12] | His dancing partner? ta de wu ban? |
| [11:54.89] | There' s this superintendents' dance, " The Super Ball." dui, ta men you yi ge guan li yuan wu hui jiao" guan wu hui" |
| [12:00.70] | He wants to impress Marge, this lady super he likes. ta xiang yin qi yi ge nv guan li yuan ma ji de zhu yi |
| [12:04.70] | Why not practice with a girl? na zen me bu zhao nv sheng lian? |
| [12:06.90] | He' s too shy. ta bu hao yi si |
| [12:08.17] | He' s not good enough to dance with girls yet. ta jue de ta hai mei zi ge gen nv sheng tiao |
| [12:11.38] | Yeah, right. shi a |
| [12:12.54] | He almost danced me right down that garbage chute. ta cha dian hai wo tiao jin na ge la ji cao li |
| [12:17.55] | Would you let it go already? You' re fine. bie zai nian le, ni you mei shi |
| [12:26.06] | So did you quit? ni tui chu le ma? |
| [12:27.69] | I almost did. cha yi dian |
| [12:29.19] | Couldn' t leave Ross there without a spotter. dan wo bu neng diu xia luo si bu guan |
| [12:32.86] | Wait, now, so you joined the gym? suo yi ni jia ru hui yuan le? |
| [12:39.30] | And that' s funny, why? hen hao xiao, wei shi me? |
| [12:43.41] | I was just, you know, picturing you working out, and.... wo zhi shi zai xiang xiang ni zai jian shen he |
| [12:49.05] | Well, that' s it. jiu zhe yang |
| [12:52.02] | We' re doomed. wo men hui le |
| [12:53.22] | They' ll take 50 a month from our accounts for the rest of our lives. wo men xia ban bei zi mei ge yue dou hui bei kou 50 yuan |
| [12:58.00] | What are we gonna do? wo men gai zen me ban? |
| [13:00.19] | You could actually go to the gym. ni men ke yi qu jian shen a |
| [13:08.57] | Or we could go to the bank... huo shi qu yin hang |
| [13:11.00] | ... close our accounts and cut them off at the source. jie diao hu tou, duan le ta men de cai lu |
| [13:16.27] | You' re a genius. ni shi tian cai |
| [13:18.11] | Oh, man! But then, we won' t be bank buddies. na wo men jiu bu neng dang yin hang hao xiong di le |
| [13:22.38] | Now there' s two reasons. xian zai you duo le yi ge li you |
| [13:29.25] | You guys, remember that cute client I told you about? ji de wo shuo de na ge shuai ge ke ren ma? |
| [13:33.62] | I bit him. wo yao le ta |
| [13:36.63] | Where? On the tushy. yao na li? pi pi |
| [13:40.00] | And that' s not against your oath? zhe yang bu wei fan ni de shi yue? |
| [13:43.17] | I know, but the moment I touch him... wo zhi dao, dui bu qi ma dan shi yi mo dao ta |
| [13:46.04] | ... I want to throw out my old oath and take a new, dirty one. wo jiu xiang pao kai jiu shi yue fa yi ge xian zhi ji de xin shi |
| [13:51.48] | Next time, try to distract yourself. xia ci ni jiu rang zi ji fen xin |
| [13:54.45] | Like when I' m doing something exciting... dui, xiang wo ru guo zai zuo hen xing fen de shi |
| [13:57.15] | ... and I don' t want to get too... you bu xiang tai |
| [14:00.28] | ... excited. ... xing fen |
| [14:09.86] | ... and Chandler. hai you qian de |
| [14:13.40] | Thank you. Oh, no, thank you. xie xie ni a bu, xie xie ni |
| [14:22.84] | All right, I' m here. Let' s get this over with. wo lai le, zan men su zhan su jue ba |
| [14:26.04] | Okay, well... hao |
| [14:28.25] | ... just follow my lead. gen zhe wo de wu bu |
| [14:31.85] | Don' t we need to do some kind of preparation first? bu bi xian zuo dian zhun bei ma? |
| [14:35.62] | Like get really drunk? xiang shi he ge lan zui? |
| [14:37.92] | Come on. Hey, just put your arms around me. lai, ba shou huan bao zhe wo |
| [14:49.43] | I' m sorry. dui bu qi |
| [14:54.24] | ... my breasts are coming out my back. wo de hui bei zhuang dao bei hou qu |
| [14:57.34] | Forget it! I' m not being any good at this. suan le, wo gen ben bu hui tiao wu |
| [15:00.81] | My mom was right. wo ma shuo de dui |
| [15:02.05] | I' m just a big potato with arms and legs and a head. wo zhi shi zhi chuan le yi fu de da zhu gong |
| [15:07.48] | Come on, man. You' re not a potato. bie zhe yang, ni bu shi zhu gong |
| [15:10.35] | I' m sure as hell not a dancer. It' s no use. zong zhi wo bu shi he tiao wu, lian ye mei yong |
| [15:14.19] | Marge will never go for me. ma ji bu hui kan shang wo de |
| [15:17.53] | Come on, Treeger. Don' t say that. lai, bie zhe me shuo ma |
| [15:20.53] | You just need more practice. ni zhi shi xu yao lian xi |
| [15:22.30] | Come on. Let' s try it again. lai, zai shi yi ci |
| [15:28.74] | Plus, it was probably mostly my fault anyway. er qie wen ti ba cheng shi chu zai wo shen shang |
| [15:31.71] | I' m not that comfortable dancing with a wo bu tai xi guan gen yi ge |
| [15:41.35] | So how goes the dancing? Gay yet? wu lian de zen yang? you" tong zhi" qing yi le ma? |
| [15:48.16] | You guys owe me bigtime. ni men qian wo yi ge ren qing |
| [15:54.93] | What was that? na shi shen me? |
| [15:58.14] | You just did a little dancy thing. shen me? ni gang cai zai tiao wu |
| [16:00.94] | No, I didn' t. Yes, you did. wo na you ni you |
| [16:03.51] | You did a little hop. You are so enjoying this. ni gang cai tiao le liang xia ni wan de hen le o |
| [16:06.48] | No, I' m not. wo mei you |
| [16:08.08] | And it wasn' t a hop. It was a pas de bourree. er qie na bu shi tiao, na jiao hua zou bu |
| [16:14.59] | You know the words! ni hai zhi dao shu yu |
| [16:16.59] | You are so into this! ni zhen de hen tou ru |
| [16:18.49] | Maybe I' m enjoying it a little. I' m getting pretty good at it. ye xu you yi dian ba, wo yue tiao yue hao |
| [16:23.83] | This is so sweet. Joey, our little twinkletoes. hao ke ai o, qiao yi xiao wu ling |
| [16:31.70] | It' s like a sport, it' s manly. zhe shi yi zhong yun dong, hen yang gang de |
| [16:34.87] | Show me some " manly" moves. All right. lai, xiu ji ge yang gang de wu bu hao |
| [16:41.81] | I don' t know how to lead. wo bu hui dai wu |
| [16:50.42] | Hello. ni hao |
| [16:52.19] | We' d like to close our accounts. wo men xiang ba hu tou jie diao |
| [16:54.63] | Close your accounts? Is there a problem? ba hu tou jie diao? you shen me wen ti ma? |
| [16:58.53] | No, we' d just like to close them. mei you mei you, wo men zhi shi xiang jie diao |
| [17:02.70] | Ms. Lambert handles all our closures. hao, zhong zhi zhang hu you lan bo xiao jie fu ze |
| [17:05.27] | Would you come over here, please? qing ni lai yi xia |
| [17:09.11] | Hi, I' m Karen. wo shi kai lun |
| [17:11.21] | I want to quit the bank! wo yao tui chu zhe jia yin hang |
| [17:17.78] | Okay. Baseball. hao, bang qiu |
| [17:19.82] | Rick playing baseball. He slides into second. rui ke da bang qiu, hua shang er lei |
| [17:23.69] | Maybe even his pants come down a little. ye xu ku zi ke yi la di yi dian bu dui! |
| [17:28.00] | Okay, sandwiches. Sandwiches. hao, san ming zhi |
| [17:30.83] | Okay, on a plate. san ming zhi zai pan zi shang |
| [17:32.86] | Maybe Rick' s pants come down a little. rui ke de ku zi la di yi dian bu dui! |
| [17:37.13] | Chandler. qian de |
| [17:39.50] | Okay, Chandler. That' s working! hao, qian de, you yong ye |
| [17:49.21] | Chandler' s knees. qian de de xi gai |
| [17:53.38] | Chandler' s ankles. qian de de jiao huai |
| [17:55.55] | Chandler' s ankle hair. qian de de jiao huai mao |
| [17:58.32] | Oh, no! wan le |
| [18:00.22] | Okay, you' re all set. hao le |
| [18:02.59] | Wow! That was amazing! zhen shi bu ke si yi |
| [18:04.86] | Was that really just an hour? zhen de zhi you 1 xiao shi ma? dui |
| [18:07.73] | In really longhour world. zai 1 xiao shi chao zhang de shi jie li |
| [18:10.73] | What? shen me? |
| [18:13.47] | hao ba |
| [18:15.91] | I have an enormous crush on you. wo hen xi huan ni |
| [18:18.24] | But since you' re a client, I can' t ask you out... dan ni shi ke ren, wo bu neng yue ni |
| [18:21.11] | ... even though you give me the feelings. jiu suan dui ni you gan jue |
| [18:25.68] | I had no idea. wo wan quan bu zhi dao |
| [18:29.39] | I can always find another masseuse. bu guo wo ke yi zhao bie de an mo shi |
| [18:33.22] | Yeah, really. zhen de |
| [18:40.53] | What? zen me le? |
| [18:41.77] | Suddenly I' m very aware I' m naked. wo tu ran yi shi dao wo guang zhe shen ti |
| [18:46.57] | Quiet down. hao, bie chao |
| [18:51.38] | Mr. Simon' s been waiting Oh, my God! sai men xian sheng deng le tian na |
| [18:54.04] | Why wasn' t I offered that? wo wei shi me mei you? |
| [18:56.15] | I' d definitely pay more for that. wo yuan yi duo fu qian |
| [19:00.18] | We have rules here. This is not that kind of place. fei bi, zhe li shi you gui ju de wo men bu gao se qing |
| [19:04.05] | I know, but this isn' t how it looks at all... wo zhi dao, dan shi ni wan quan wu hui le |
| [19:07.06] | ... because Rick is my husband. yin wei rui ke shi wo de zhang fu |
| [19:10.16] | Oh, really? shi ma? |
| [19:11.56] | You' d better tell his other wife. ni zui hao gao su ta de ling yi ge lao po |
| [19:13.93] | She called three times asking where he is. ta yi jing da san ci lai zha qin le |
| [19:19.27] | Yes, I will tell her. hao, wo hui gao su ta |
| [19:24.68] | So you didn' t leave the bank? ni men mei you jie diao hu tou? |
| [19:27.34] | And somehow we ended up with a joint checking account. mei you er qie hai yi qi ban le yi ge huo cun zhang hu |
| [19:32.55] | What will you ever use that for? ni men yao na ge zhang hu gan ma? |
| [19:34.85] | To pay for the gym. zhuan zhang gei jian shen zhong xin |
| [19:40.79] | So I had a great day. wo jin tian guo de zhen hao |
| [19:43.00] | Rick and I hit it off. We were making out. rui ke he wo yi pai ji he, wo men qin re |
| [19:45.63] | Then my boss walked in and fired me for being a whore. ran hou lao ban zou jin lai yin wei wo mai chun er kai chu wo |
| [19:50.47] | You got fired? Oh, my gosh! ni bei chao you yu? tian na |
| [19:52.37] | It' s so weird. I have never been fired from anything. gan jue hao guai, wo cong lai mei bei kai chu guo |
| [19:56.47] | Sweetie. qin ai de |
| [19:58.34] | I started walking around, not knowing what to do next. wo kai shi man wu mu di de luan huang |
| [20:02.55] | I started asking people on the street if they wanted massages. hai wen lu shang de ren yao bu yao an mo |
| [20:07.58] | Then these policemen thought I was a whore too. jie guo jing cha ye yi wei wo shi |
| [20:10.89] | It' s really been a bad day, whorewise. yi yi ge lai shuo jin tian hai zhen bei |
| [20:19.33] | Hey, Duck. Is Chick here? xiao ya, xiao ji zai ma? |
| [20:24.17] | Yeah, Bunny Rabbit. zai, tu bao bao? |
| [20:28.61] | Ready for our last practice? yao lian zui hou yi ci le? |
| [20:30.71] | We' re not getting that spin right because my place is too small. zhuan quan hai bu gou hao, wo na li tai xiao le |
| [20:35.01] | Want to use our place? No, I had another idea. yao qu wo jia ma? bu, wo you bie de zhu yi |
| [21:20.72] | We did it! cheng gong le! |
| [21:22.56] | That was incredible! wo zhi dao, tai bang le |
| [21:24.56] | That was amazing! We totally nailed it! tai jing cai le, fei chang wan mei tai bang le |
| [21:28.27] | Hey, listen. Thanks a lot, Tribbiani. cui bi ya ni, zhen shi xie le |
| [21:31.77] | Oh, my God! Look at the time. zao gao, dou ji dian le |
| [21:33.84] | I got to catch the bus to the ball. wo de gan gong che qu wu hui |
| [21:38.94] | Good luck. hao, zhu ni hao yun |
| [21:40.68] | Unless you want to practice the fox trot. Or the tango? hai shi ni xiang lian hu bu wu? huo shi tan ge |
| [21:48.42] | You see, I think I' m ready to dance with girls. wo yi jing ke yi gen nv sheng tiao le |
| [21:53.69] | Go get them, Treeger. Right. hao, qu mi dao ta men ba hao |
| [22:02.00] | You want to come? Marge has a friend. ni xiang qu ma? ma ji you ge peng you |
| [22:05.10] | Really? zhen de? |
| [22:06.40] | You' d dance good with her. She' s the same size as me. ni hui hen xi guan, ta gen wo cha bu duo zhuang |
| [22:09.51] | No, I' m good. bu, bu yong le |
| [22:26.26] | It looks like you' ve got great experience. la la yu zhen an mo yuan kan lai ni hen you jing yan |
| [22:29.46] | Let' s see. Reason for leaving last job? wo kan kan ni wei shi me ci qu shang yi fen gong zuo? |
| [22:35.57] | Okay. We' ll give you a call if anything comes up. hao, you xiao xi wo men hui tong zhi ni |
| [22:40.57] | Great. Thank you very much. tai hao le, xie xie ni |
| [00:34.-1] | Third door on the left. Right! zuǒ biān dì sān ge mén hǎo |
| [03:56.-4] | She' s like this lycra, spandexcovered, gym treat. tā shì chuān jǐn shēn yī de huì yuán dú xiǎng yōu huì |
| [04:06.-3] | You' re strong enough to face her? nǐ kě yǐ dān dú yìng fù tā? |
| [04:30.-4] | And tell him what? nǐ yào shuō shí mǒ? |
| [04:59.-1] | Why don' t you tell me something I don' t know? bié shuō yī xiē wǒ bù dǒng de shì |
| [06:46.-4] | He wouldn' t apologize because you' re living here illegally. tā shuō tā bú yào yīn wèi nǐ men liǎng gè wéi fǎ |
| [09:28.-4] | ... the towelcovered portion? máo jīn gài zhù de bù fèn? |
| [10:26.-2] | You have pets? nǐ men yǎng chǒng wù? |
| [10:42.-4] | I' ll do whatever you want. nǐ yào wǒ zuò shí mǒ dōu xíng |
| [11:32.-2] | Really? Okay? zhēn de? hǎo |
| [14:02.-4] | I try and think of other things. Like sandwiches... wǒ jiù huì xiǎng bié de shì, xiàng sān míng zhì la |
| [14:06.-3] | ... and baseball... bàng qiú la |
| [14:51.-2] | No. It' s okay. But if I' m Marge... méi guān xì, bù guò rú guǒ wǒ shì mǎ jī |
| [16:29.-2] | This isn' t some kind of girly dance. zhè kě bú shì shén me niáng niang qiāng de wǔ |
| [18:32.-3] | Really? zhēn de? |
| [21:45.-4] | Thanks, but no. xiè xiè, bù yòng le |
| [22:32.-3] | They thought I was a whore. tā men yǐ wéi wǒ shì |
| [00:04.82] | Hey, new wallet? xīn pí jiā? |
| [00:06.15] | It was time. yě gāi huàn le |
| [00:07.52] | The old condom ring in the leather just doesn' t say " cool" anymore. bǎo xiǎn tào tú àn de pí jiā yǐ jīng bù kù le |
| [00:12.00] | Rachel, you just put an empty carton back in the fridge. ruì qiū, nǐ bǎ kōng zhǐ hé fàng jìn bīng xiāng lǐ |
| [00:15.86] | I know, but the garbage was full. wǒ zhī dào, dàn shì lā jī dài mǎn le |
| [00:19.36] | Have you ever taken out the trash? nǐ yǒu dào guò lā jī ma? |
| [00:23.64] | Since you' ve lived here? cóng nǐ bān lái zhī hòu? |
| [00:26.07] | Well, I thought you liked doing it. wǒ yǐ wéi nǐ xǐ huān dào |
| [00:38.35] | lā jī cáo |
| [00:46.32] | Hey, Mr. Treeger. cuī gé xiān shēng |
| [01:07.05] | What are you doing? nǐ zài gàn shén me? |
| [01:13.45] | I' m sorry. duì bù qǐ |
| [01:14.69] | It' s a little old but.... fàng le yī duàn shí jiān, bù guò |
| [01:18.19] | You' re clogging up the chute I just unclogged. bú shì wǒ cái gāng tōng hǎo yòu bèi nǐ sāi zhù le |
| [01:21.56] | I' m sorry. I don' t come in here a lot. duì bù qǐ, wǒ bù cháng lái |
| [01:25.70] | Of course not. You' re a little princess. dāng rán la, nǐ shì xiǎo gōng zhǔ ma |
| [01:30.10] | Daddy, buy me a pizza. bà bà, bāng wǒ mǎi pī sà |
| [01:31.64] | Daddy, buy me a candy factory. bà bà, bāng wǒ mǎi táng guǒ gōng chǎng |
| [01:33.57] | Daddy, make the cast of Cats sing " Happy Birthday" to me. bà bà, jiào" māo" de yǎn yuán bāng wǒ chàng" shēng rì kuài yuè gē" |
| [01:38.61] | You think you can come here... nǐ yǐ wéi nǐ kě yǐ lái zhè lǐ |
| [01:40.71] | ... make a mess and a big man in coveralls will clean it up? gǎo dé yī tuán luàn, fǎn zhèng yǒu rén huì shōu? |
| [01:44.75] | Think of someone else for a change. qù zhǎo bié rén ba |
| [01:52.00] | Okay, I' m sorry. duì bù qǐ ma |
| [02:00.17] | God, if you' re going to cry about it! tiān na, zhè yàng yě yào kū |
| [02:05.07] | The One With Ballroom Dancing běn jí bō chū:" yǔ láng gòng wǔ" |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [02:52.75] | Treeger made you cry? cuī gé bǎ nǐ qì kū le? |
| [02:55.55] | He said really mean things that were only partly true. tā shuō le yī xiē hěn è liè yòu bù jìn zhēn shí de huà |
| [03:01.06] | I' ll teach him a lesson. wǒ qù jiào xùn tā |
| [03:03.09] | Joey, don' t. Let' s forget about it. qiáo yī, bú yào, wǒ kàn hái shì suàn le |
| [03:05.83] | That' s easy for you to say. You weren' t almost just killed! nǐ shuō de dào róng yì chà diǎn bèi shā de yòu bú shì nǐ |
| [03:09.93] | All right, that' s it. School is in session! gòu le, jiā lǐ yòu bú shì méi dà rén |
| [03:16.74] | Is this a gym card? tiān na, zhè shì jiàn shēn zhōng xīn kǎ ma? |
| [03:18.21] | Oh, yeah, gym member. méi cuò, wǒ shì huì yuán |
| [03:20.85] | I try to go four times a week, but I' ve missed... wǒ jǐn liàng 1 zhōu qù sì cì, dàn yǐ jīng |
| [03:24.45] | ... the last 1200 times. yī qiān liǎng bǎi cì méi qù le |
| [03:27.79] | So why don' t you quit? nà nǐ zěn me bù tuì chū? |
| [03:30.29] | You don' t think I' ve tried? nǐ yǐ wéi wǒ méi shì guò? |
| [03:34.59] | You think I like having 50 a month taken from my account? nǐ yǐ wéi wǒ xǐ huān měi gè yuè hù tóu bèi kòu 50 yuán? |
| [03:38.80] | They make you go all the way down there. tā men bī nǐ dà lǎo yuǎn pǎo guò qù |
| [03:42.30] | They use all these phrases and peppiness to confuse you. yòng gè zhǒng kè chéng hé xiào guǒ ràng nǐ hūn tóu |
| [03:46.80] | And then they bring out Maria. rán hòu hái jiào mǎ lì yà chū lái |
| [03:49.94] | Who is Maria? Oh, Maria! shuí shì mǎ lì yà? mǎ lì yà |
| [03:54.21] | You can' t say no to her. tā lìng rén wú fǎ kàng jù |
| [04:01.92] | Do you need me to go with you and hold your hand? yào wǒ péi nǐ qù wò zhe nǐ de shǒu ma? |
| [04:07.93] | Oh, no. You' ll have to come. bú shì, nǐ dé péi wǒ qù |
| [04:15.30] | Tribbiani. Hold on. cuī bǐ yà ní děng yī xià |
| [04:17.90] | I' ll get the plunger. mǎ tǒng yòu bù tōng le? |
| [04:22.34] | You hold on. You made my friend Rachel cry. nǐ cái děng yī xià nǐ bǎ wǒ péng yǒu ruì qiū qì kū le |
| [04:25.41] | So you' ll go and apologize to her... mǎ shǎng qù xiàng tā dào qiàn |
| [04:27.75] | ... unless you want me to call the landlord. fǒu zé wǒ jiù tōng zhī fáng dōng |
| [04:31.32] | Maybe you haven' t heard of " not making girls cry." nǐ méi tīng guò nán rén bù gāi ràng nǚ rén liú lèi ma? |
| [04:34.12] | Maybe you haven' t heard of the Rent Stabilization Act of 1968. nǐ méi tīng guò 1968 nián zū wū ān dìng fǎ àn ma? |
| [04:39.00] | I have actually not heard of that. wǒ hái zhēn de méi tīng guò |
| [04:44.10] | Your friends are violating it. nǐ péng yǒu wéi fǎn zhè gè fǎ àn |
| [04:46.26] | I' ve been nice until now, but I don' t need this grief. wǒ yī zhí hěn kè qì dàn wǒ bù bì shòu zhè zhǒng zuì |
| [04:49.93] | I' m telling the landlord... wǒ yào gào sù fáng dōng |
| [04:51.70] | ... Monica' s illegally subletting her grandmother' s place. mó nī kǎ fēi fǎ fēn zū tā nǎi nǎi de fáng zi |
| [04:55.17] | Your friends are out of here, pal. nǐ péng yǒu dé bān chū qù le |
| [05:05.62] | Somebody tell me I don' t have to work today. shuí néng ràng wǒ jīn tiān bù yòng shàng bān |
| [05:08.55] | What' s the matter? zěn me le? |
| [05:10.00] | My first massage is this incredibly gorgeous guy. jīn tiān dì yí gè kè rén shì gè dà shuài gē |
| [05:13.36] | Every time I see him, I want to... měi cì jiàn dào tā, wǒ jiù xiǎng |
| [05:15.33] | ... do things to him I can' t charge for. tì tā miǎn fèi fú wù yī xià |
| [05:21.17] | So do them for free. nà nǐ jiù zuò a |
| [05:23.90] | No, it is forbidden. bù xíng, gōng sī bù zhǔn |
| [05:27.31] | Mrs. Potter fires people for messing around with clients. gēn kè rén luàn lái huì bèi bō tè tài tài kāi chú |
| [05:32.01] | And it' s against my oath as a masseuse. ér qiě yě wéi fǎn wǒ de àn mó shī shì yán |
| [05:35.21] | They make you take an oath? No, I made myself take one. nǐ hái dé fā shì? shì wǒ zì jǐ yào fā de |
| [05:38.58] | No fooling around with clients... bù dé yǔ kè rén luàn lái |
| [05:41.02] | ... and always be prepared. hé yǒu bèi wú huàn |
| [05:46.32] | That one' s from the Boy Scouts, but it just makes good sense. hòu miàn shì tóng jūn shǒu zé, bù guò shuō de tōng |
| [05:52.00] | Why not give him to someone else? nǐ zěn me bù bǎ tā zhuǎn gěi bié rén? |
| [05:54.17] | No, I can handle it. I' m a professional. bù, wǒ kě yǐ yìng fù, wǒ hěn zhuān yè |
| [05:58.00] | Pheebs, is that a new ankle bracelet? fēi bǐ, nà shi xīn jiǎo liàn ma? |
| [06:01.11] | You got a pedicure. nǐ qù xiū guò jiǎo zhǐ jiǎ |
| [06:02.74] | Your feet are all dressed up. nǐ de jiǎo dǎ bàn guò |
| [06:06.04] | That' s the only part he can see when he' s on the table! yīn wèi tā zài àn mó tái shàng zhǐ kàn de dào nǐ de jiǎo |
| [06:12.05] | You' re going to do some feet flirting! nǐ yào yòng jiǎo gōu yǐn tā |
| [06:14.69] | I don' t know what you' re talking about. wǒ bù zhī dào nǐ men zài shuō shí mǒ |
| [06:18.76] | How do you explain the toe ring? nà nǐ gàn ma dài jiǎo zhǐ huán? |
| [06:23.53] | It' s Arabian Princess Day at work. Leave me alone! jīn tiān shì a lā bó gōng zhǔ rì, xíng ma? shǎo luó suō la |
| [06:33.10] | My hero! What happened? wǒ de yīng xióng! jié guǒ zěn yàng? |
| [06:35.81] | I told him no one treats my friends like that. wǒ shuō shuí yě bù zhǔn qī fù wǒ de jiě mèi |
| [06:39.11] | And he better apologize. See you! tā zuì hǎo shàng lái dào qiàn, xiān zhè yàng |
| [06:41.38] | Wait a minute. děng yī xià |
| [06:43.55] | What did he say? tā zěn me shuō? |
| [06:49.82] | Instead, he' ll evict you. See you later! tā yào gǎn nǐ men zǒu, zài lián luò |
| [06:52.82] | You got us evicted? I told you not to go down there. nǐ hài wǒ men yào bèi gǎn zǒu? wǒ jiù jiào nǐ bú yào qù zhǎo tā |
| [06:56.36] | He made Rachel cry! tā bǎ ruì qiū qì kū le |
| [06:57.80] | Rachel always cries! ruì qiū běn lái jiù ài kū |
| [07:00.77] | That' s not true! nǐ luàn jiǎng |
| [07:04.60] | You go down there, and you suck up to him. nǐ gěi wǒ xià qù pāi tā de mǎ pì |
| [07:07.77] | You suck like you' ve never sucked before! bào dà tuǐ xué gǒu jiào dōu xíng |
| [07:11.81] | All right, I' ll try. hǎo la, wǒ jǐn liàng |
| [07:14.11] | If I can' t, you stay with us till you get settled. yào shì méi chéng gōng nǐ men jiù xiān lái gēn wǒ men zhù |
| [07:17.32] | Go! All right, all right. qù la! hǎo la hǎo la |
| [07:19.75] | I' ll have to check first, but he' ll be cool. wǒ dé xiān wèn qián dé, bù guò yīng gāi kě yǐ |
| [07:27.46] | Remember what we talked about. You got to be strong. jì zhù gāng cái suǒ shuō de, yào jiān dìng |
| [07:34.03] | Now one more time. zài lái yī cì |
| [07:35.60] | Don' t you want a washboard stomach and rockhard pecs? nǐ bù xiǎng yōng yǒu píng tǎn de xiǎo fù hé jiē shi de xiōng jī ma? |
| [07:39.24] | No, I want a flabby gut and saggy manbreasts. bù xiǎng, wǒ xǐ huān pí jiǔ dù hé dà |
| [07:43.91] | That' s good. hěn hǎo |
| [07:51.78] | I want to quit the gym. wǒ yào tuì chū huì yuán |
| [07:53.89] | You want to quit? nǐ yào tuì chū? |
| [07:59.12] | I want to quit the gym. wǒ yào tuì chū huì yuán |
| [08:01.39] | You do realize you won' t have access to our new Swedish spa? nà jiù bù néng xiǎng yòng quán xīn de ruì diǎn SPA ō |
| [08:11.60] | I want to quit the gym. wǒ yào tuì chū huì yuán |
| [08:14.41] | Dave in the membership office handles quitters. hǎo, qǐng zhǎo huì yuán fú wù bù de dài wéi |
| [08:20.24] | Excuse me. Are you a member? bào qiàn, nǐ shì huì yuán ma? |
| [08:23.21] | Me? wǒ? bú shì |
| [08:26.28] | Sorry. Members only. bào qiàn, huì yuán cái néng jìn qù |
| [08:30.69] | I want to quit the gym! wǒ yào tuì chū huì yuán |
| [08:32.66] | It' s okay, man. Be strong. fàng xīn hǎo le, yào jiān dìng |
| [08:41.90] | Are you a member of any gym? nǐ yǒu jiā rù rèn hé jiàn shēn zhōng xīn ma? |
| [08:44.30] | No, and I' m not going to be. So save your little speech. wǒ méi yǒu, yě bú huì bié bái fèi chún shé le |
| [08:48.21] | Okay, no problem. hǎo, méi wèn tí |
| [08:50.01] | Could you come here? nǐ lái yī xià |
| [08:54.41] | Hi, I' m Maria. nǐ hǎo, wǒ shì mǎ lì yà |
| [09:00.69] | shū huó zhī jiā |
| [09:11.10] | You have really pretty feet. nǐ de jiǎo hěn piào liàng |
| [09:14.73] | These old things? zhèi xiē jī zhǎo? |
| [09:17.87] | Would you spend time on my sciatic area? It' s killing me. bāng wǒ niē yī xià, kuài tòng sǐ le |
| [09:23.77] | You mean.... nǐ shì shuō |
| [09:25.21] | By sciatic, you mean... nǐ shuō de shì zhǐ |
| [09:31.92] | Sure, I can do that. hǎo, méi wèn tí, yīn wèi |
| [09:34.02] | Because the muscles in the sciatic area can get... de jī ròu yǒu shí dí què huì |
| [09:37.89] | ... real nice and tight. jǐn shí yǒu tán xìng |
| [09:44.73] | So tell me, Rick, how did you injure the area? ruì kè, nǐ zhè lǐ zěn me huì bù shū fu? |
| [09:49.20] | A 16hour sitin for Greenpeace. wǒ wèi lǜ sè hé píng zǔ zhī jìng zuò kàng yì 16 xiǎo shí |
| [10:03.61] | Did you just bite me? No! nǐ gāng cái yǎo wǒ? méi yǒu |
| [10:15.49] | Please don' t kick the girls out. This was my fault. zěn yàng? bié bǎ tā men gǎn zǒu, shì wǒ bù hǎo |
| [10:19.13] | You want me to kick you guys out instead? nǐ yào wǒ bǎ nǐ men gǎn zǒu ma? |
| [10:22.17] | You can' t. Where would the chick and the duck live? bù xíng, nà xiǎo jī xiǎo yā yào zhù nǎ lǐ? |
| [10:29.47] | Those are nicknames. nà shi chuò hào |
| [10:31.34] | I' m the " chick," and Chandler' s the " duck." wǒ shì xiǎo jī, qián dé shì xiǎo yā |
| [10:35.48] | I would' ve thought it was the other way around. wǒ huì yǐ wéi shì fǎn guò lái |
| [10:39.48] | Come on. Let the girls stay. bài tuō la, ràng tā men liú xià lái |
| [10:43.92] | Really? You' d do anything? zhēn de? shén me dōu xíng? |
| [10:46.00] | Yeah, absolutely. duì, méi cuò |
| [10:48.03] | I got something. wǒ zhī dào nǐ néng zuò shí mǒ le |
| [10:49.59] | What is it? shén me? |
| [10:53.26] | Can you be my dancing partner? nǐ néng dāng wǒ de wǔ bàn ma? |
| [10:58.34] | That' s not prison lingo, is it? zhè bú shì láo lǐ de hēi huà ba? |
| [11:02.81] | I want to quit the gym. wǒ yào tuì chū huì yuán |
| [11:06.38] | Can you honestly tell me that you' re 100 satisfied with your body. nǐ zhēn de bù bì lái zhè lǐ zēng qiáng huó lì? |
| [11:09.75] | Yes, yes. Most of the time. dà bù fèn shí hòu dōu bù yòng |
| [11:11.88] | I mean, sure, I have my bad days, but then I remember what a cute smile I have. yǒu shí xīn qíng bù hǎo wǒ huì xiǎng dào wǒ xiào qǐ lái hěn kě ài |
| [11:17.00] | We were voted " Bestequipped Gym in New York" two years running. wǒ men lián xù 2 nián bèi piào xuǎn wèi niǔ yuē shè bèi zuì jiā jiàn shēn zhōng xīn |
| [11:20.46] | Do you really want to give that up? Yes, I hate it here. nǐ zhēn de xiǎng fàng qì? duì, wǒ tǎo yàn zhè lǐ |
| [11:23.63] | Everything that you have in here is very heavy. zhè lǐ de dōng xī dōu hǎo zhòng |
| [11:35.74] | You want to make your friend work out alone? nǐ zǒng bù xiǎng ràng nǐ péng yǒu luò dān ba? |
| [11:38.58] | What friend? Your friend Ross. Just joined. shén me péng yǒu? nǐ de péng yǒu luó sī gāng jiā rù huì yuán |
| [11:51.26] | zhōng yāng kā fēi guǎn |
| [11:53.12] | His dancing partner? tā de wǔ bàn? |
| [11:54.89] | There' s this superintendents' dance, " The Super Ball." duì, tā men yǒu yí gè guǎn lǐ yuán wǔ huì jiào" guǎn wǔ huì" |
| [12:00.70] | He wants to impress Marge, this lady super he likes. tā xiǎng yǐn qǐ yí gè nǚ guǎn lǐ yuán mǎ jī de zhù yì |
| [12:04.70] | Why not practice with a girl? nà zěn me bù zhǎo nǚ shēng liàn? |
| [12:06.90] | He' s too shy. tā bù hǎo yì sī |
| [12:08.17] | He' s not good enough to dance with girls yet. tā jué de tā hái méi zī gé gēn nǚ shēng tiào |
| [12:11.38] | Yeah, right. shì a |
| [12:12.54] | He almost danced me right down that garbage chute. tā chà diǎn hài wǒ tiào jìn nà gè lā jī cáo lǐ |
| [12:17.55] | Would you let it go already? You' re fine. bié zài niàn le, nǐ yòu méi shì |
| [12:26.06] | So did you quit? nǐ tuì chū le ma? |
| [12:27.69] | I almost did. chà yì diǎn |
| [12:29.19] | Couldn' t leave Ross there without a spotter. dàn wǒ bù néng diū xià luó sī bù guǎn |
| [12:32.86] | Wait, now, so you joined the gym? suǒ yǐ nǐ jiā rù huì yuán le? |
| [12:39.30] | And that' s funny, why? hěn hǎo xiào, wèi shí me? |
| [12:43.41] | I was just, you know, picturing you working out, and.... wǒ zhǐ shì zài xiǎng xiàng nǐ zài jiàn shēn hé |
| [12:49.05] | Well, that' s it. jiù zhè yàng |
| [12:52.02] | We' re doomed. wǒ men huǐ le |
| [12:53.22] | They' ll take 50 a month from our accounts for the rest of our lives. wǒ men xià bàn bèi zi měi gè yuè dōu huì bèi kòu 50 yuán |
| [12:58.00] | What are we gonna do? wǒ men gāi zěn me bàn? |
| [13:00.19] | You could actually go to the gym. nǐ men kě yǐ qù jiàn shēn a |
| [13:08.57] | Or we could go to the bank... huò shì qù yín háng |
| [13:11.00] | ... close our accounts and cut them off at the source. jié diào hù tóu, duàn le tā men de cái lù |
| [13:16.27] | You' re a genius. nǐ shì tiān cái |
| [13:18.11] | Oh, man! But then, we won' t be bank buddies. nà wǒ men jiù bù néng dāng yín háng hǎo xiōng dì le |
| [13:22.38] | Now there' s two reasons. xiàn zài yòu duō le yí gè lǐ yóu |
| [13:29.25] | You guys, remember that cute client I told you about? jì de wǒ shuō de nà gè shuài gē kè rén ma? |
| [13:33.62] | I bit him. wǒ yǎo le tā |
| [13:36.63] | Where? On the tushy. yǎo nǎ lǐ? pì pì |
| [13:40.00] | And that' s not against your oath? zhè yàng bù wéi fǎn nǐ de shì yuē? |
| [13:43.17] | I know, but the moment I touch him... wǒ zhī dào, duì bù qǐ ma dàn shì yī mō dào tā |
| [13:46.04] | ... I want to throw out my old oath and take a new, dirty one. wǒ jiù xiǎng pāo kāi jiù shì yuē fā yí gè xiàn zhì jí de xīn shì |
| [13:51.48] | Next time, try to distract yourself. xià cì nǐ jiù ràng zì jǐ fēn xīn |
| [13:54.45] | Like when I' m doing something exciting... duì, xiàng wǒ rú guǒ zài zuò hěn xīng fèn de shì |
| [13:57.15] | ... and I don' t want to get too... yòu bù xiǎng tài |
| [14:00.28] | ... excited. ... xīng fèn |
| [14:09.86] | ... and Chandler. hái yǒu qián dé |
| [14:13.40] | Thank you. Oh, no, thank you. xiè xiè nǐ a bù, xiè xiè nǐ |
| [14:22.84] | All right, I' m here. Let' s get this over with. wǒ lái le, zán men sù zhàn sù jué ba |
| [14:26.04] | Okay, well... hǎo |
| [14:28.25] | ... just follow my lead. gēn zhe wǒ de wǔ bù |
| [14:31.85] | Don' t we need to do some kind of preparation first? bù bì xiān zuò diǎn zhǔn bèi ma? |
| [14:35.62] | Like get really drunk? xiàng shì hē gè làn zuì? |
| [14:37.92] | Come on. Hey, just put your arms around me. lái, bǎ shǒu huán bào zhe wǒ |
| [14:49.43] | I' m sorry. duì bù qǐ |
| [14:54.24] | ... my breasts are coming out my back. wǒ de huì bèi zhuàng dào bèi hòu qù |
| [14:57.34] | Forget it! I' m not being any good at this. suàn le, wǒ gēn běn bú huì tiào wǔ |
| [15:00.81] | My mom was right. wǒ mā shuō de duì |
| [15:02.05] | I' m just a big potato with arms and legs and a head. wǒ zhǐ shì zhǐ chuān le yī fú de dà zhū gōng |
| [15:07.48] | Come on, man. You' re not a potato. bié zhè yàng, nǐ bú shì zhū gōng |
| [15:10.35] | I' m sure as hell not a dancer. It' s no use. zǒng zhī wǒ bù shì hé tiào wǔ, liàn yě méi yòng |
| [15:14.19] | Marge will never go for me. mǎ jī bú huì kàn shàng wǒ de |
| [15:17.53] | Come on, Treeger. Don' t say that. lái, bié zhè me shuō ma |
| [15:20.53] | You just need more practice. nǐ zhǐ shì xū yào liàn xí |
| [15:22.30] | Come on. Let' s try it again. lái, zài shì yī cì |
| [15:28.74] | Plus, it was probably mostly my fault anyway. ér qiě wèn tí bā chéng shì chū zài wǒ shēn shàng |
| [15:31.71] | I' m not that comfortable dancing with a wǒ bù tài xí guàn gēn yí gè |
| [15:41.35] | So how goes the dancing? Gay yet? wǔ liàn dé zěn yàng? yǒu" tóng zhì" qíng yì le ma? |
| [15:48.16] | You guys owe me bigtime. nǐ men qiàn wǒ yí ge rén qíng |
| [15:54.93] | What was that? nà shi shén me? |
| [15:58.14] | You just did a little dancy thing. shén me? nǐ gāng cái zài tiào wǔ |
| [16:00.94] | No, I didn' t. Yes, you did. wǒ nǎ yǒu nǐ yǒu |
| [16:03.51] | You did a little hop. You are so enjoying this. nǐ gāng cái tiào le liǎng xià nǐ wán de hěn lè ō |
| [16:06.48] | No, I' m not. wǒ méi yǒu |
| [16:08.08] | And it wasn' t a hop. It was a pas de bourree. ér qiě nà bú shì tiào, nà jiào huá zǒu bù |
| [16:14.59] | You know the words! nǐ hái zhī dào shù yǔ |
| [16:16.59] | You are so into this! nǐ zhēn de hěn tóu rù |
| [16:18.49] | Maybe I' m enjoying it a little. I' m getting pretty good at it. yě xǔ yǒu yì diǎn ba, wǒ yuè tiào yuè hǎo |
| [16:23.83] | This is so sweet. Joey, our little twinkletoes. hǎo kě ài ō, qiáo yī xiǎo wǔ líng |
| [16:31.70] | It' s like a sport, it' s manly. zhè shì yī zhǒng yùn dòng, hěn yáng gāng de |
| [16:34.87] | Show me some " manly" moves. All right. lái, xiù jǐ gè yáng gāng de wǔ bù hǎo |
| [16:41.81] | I don' t know how to lead. wǒ bú huì dài wǔ |
| [16:50.42] | Hello. nǐ hǎo |
| [16:52.19] | We' d like to close our accounts. wǒ men xiǎng bǎ hù tóu jié diào |
| [16:54.63] | Close your accounts? Is there a problem? bǎ hù tóu jié diào? yǒu shén me wèn tí ma? |
| [16:58.53] | No, we' d just like to close them. méi yǒu méi yǒu, wǒ men zhǐ shì xiǎng jié diào |
| [17:02.70] | Ms. Lambert handles all our closures. hǎo, zhōng zhǐ zhàng hù yóu lán bó xiǎo jiě fù zé |
| [17:05.27] | Would you come over here, please? qǐng nǐ lái yī xià |
| [17:09.11] | Hi, I' m Karen. wǒ shì kǎi lún |
| [17:11.21] | I want to quit the bank! wǒ yào tuì chū zhè jiā yín háng |
| [17:17.78] | Okay. Baseball. hǎo, bàng qiú |
| [17:19.82] | Rick playing baseball. He slides into second. ruì kè dǎ bàng qiú, huá shàng èr lěi |
| [17:23.69] | Maybe even his pants come down a little. yě xǔ kù zi kě yǐ lā dī yì diǎn bú duì! |
| [17:28.00] | Okay, sandwiches. Sandwiches. hǎo, sān míng zhì |
| [17:30.83] | Okay, on a plate. sān míng zhì zài pán zi shàng |
| [17:32.86] | Maybe Rick' s pants come down a little. ruì kè de kù zi lā dī yì diǎn bú duì! |
| [17:37.13] | Chandler. qián dé |
| [17:39.50] | Okay, Chandler. That' s working! hǎo, qián dé, yǒu yòng yé |
| [17:49.21] | Chandler' s knees. qián dé de xī gài |
| [17:53.38] | Chandler' s ankles. qián dé de jiǎo huái |
| [17:55.55] | Chandler' s ankle hair. qián dé de jiǎo huái máo |
| [17:58.32] | Oh, no! wán le |
| [18:00.22] | Okay, you' re all set. hǎo le |
| [18:02.59] | Wow! That was amazing! zhēn shì bù kě sī yì |
| [18:04.86] | Was that really just an hour? zhēn de zhǐ yǒu 1 xiǎo shí ma? duì |
| [18:07.73] | In really longhour world. zài 1 xiǎo shí chāo zhǎng de shì jiè lǐ |
| [18:10.73] | What? shén me? |
| [18:13.47] | hǎo ba |
| [18:15.91] | I have an enormous crush on you. wǒ hěn xǐ huān nǐ |
| [18:18.24] | But since you' re a client, I can' t ask you out... dàn nǐ shì kè rén, wǒ bù néng yuē nǐ |
| [18:21.11] | ... even though you give me the feelings. jiù suàn duì nǐ yǒu gǎn jué |
| [18:25.68] | I had no idea. wǒ wán quán bù zhī dào |
| [18:29.39] | I can always find another masseuse. bù guò wǒ kě yǐ zhǎo bié de àn mó shī |
| [18:33.22] | Yeah, really. zhēn de |
| [18:40.53] | What? zěn me le? |
| [18:41.77] | Suddenly I' m very aware I' m naked. wǒ tū rán yì shí dào wǒ guāng zhe shēn tǐ |
| [18:46.57] | Quiet down. hǎo, bié chǎo |
| [18:51.38] | Mr. Simon' s been waiting Oh, my God! sài mén xiān shēng děng le tiān na |
| [18:54.04] | Why wasn' t I offered that? wǒ wèi shí me méi yǒu? |
| [18:56.15] | I' d definitely pay more for that. wǒ yuàn yì duō fù qián |
| [19:00.18] | We have rules here. This is not that kind of place. fēi bǐ, zhè lǐ shì yǒu guī jǔ de wǒ men bù gǎo sè qíng |
| [19:04.05] | I know, but this isn' t how it looks at all... wǒ zhī dào, dàn shì nǐ wán quán wù huì le |
| [19:07.06] | ... because Rick is my husband. yīn wèi ruì kè shì wǒ de zhàng fū |
| [19:10.16] | Oh, really? shì ma? |
| [19:11.56] | You' d better tell his other wife. nǐ zuì hǎo gào sù tā de lìng yí gè lǎo pó |
| [19:13.93] | She called three times asking where he is. tā yǐ jīng dǎ sān cì lái zhā qín le |
| [19:19.27] | Yes, I will tell her. hǎo, wǒ huì gào sù tā |
| [19:24.68] | So you didn' t leave the bank? nǐ men méi yǒu jié diào hù tóu? |
| [19:27.34] | And somehow we ended up with a joint checking account. méi yǒu ér qiě hái yì qǐ bàn le yí gè huó cún zhàng hù |
| [19:32.55] | What will you ever use that for? nǐ men yào nà gè zhàng hù gàn ma? |
| [19:34.85] | To pay for the gym. zhuǎn zhàng gěi jiàn shēn zhōng xīn |
| [19:40.79] | So I had a great day. wǒ jīn tiān guò de zhēn hǎo |
| [19:43.00] | Rick and I hit it off. We were making out. ruì kè hé wǒ yī pāi jí hé, wǒ men qīn rè |
| [19:45.63] | Then my boss walked in and fired me for being a whore. rán hòu lǎo bǎn zǒu jìn lái yīn wèi wǒ mài chūn ér kāi chú wǒ |
| [19:50.47] | You got fired? Oh, my gosh! nǐ bèi chǎo yóu yú? tiān na |
| [19:52.37] | It' s so weird. I have never been fired from anything. gǎn jué hǎo guài, wǒ cóng lái méi bèi kāi chú guò |
| [19:56.47] | Sweetie. qīn ài de |
| [19:58.34] | I started walking around, not knowing what to do next. wǒ kāi shǐ màn wú mù dì de luàn huǎng |
| [20:02.55] | I started asking people on the street if they wanted massages. hái wèn lù shàng de rén yào bú yào àn mó |
| [20:07.58] | Then these policemen thought I was a whore too. jié guǒ jǐng chá yě yǐ wéi wǒ shì |
| [20:10.89] | It' s really been a bad day, whorewise. yǐ yí gè lái shuō jīn tiān hái zhēn bèi |
| [20:19.33] | Hey, Duck. Is Chick here? xiǎo yā, xiǎo jī zài ma? |
| [20:24.17] | Yeah, Bunny Rabbit. zài, tù bǎo bǎo? |
| [20:28.61] | Ready for our last practice? yào liàn zuì hòu yī cì le? |
| [20:30.71] | We' re not getting that spin right because my place is too small. zhuàn quān hái bù gòu hǎo, wǒ nà lǐ tài xiǎo le |
| [20:35.01] | Want to use our place? No, I had another idea. yào qù wǒ jiā ma? bù, wǒ yǒu bié de zhǔ yì |
| [21:20.72] | We did it! chéng gōng le! |
| [21:22.56] | That was incredible! wǒ zhī dào, tài bàng le |
| [21:24.56] | That was amazing! We totally nailed it! tài jīng cǎi le, fēi cháng wán měi tài bàng le |
| [21:28.27] | Hey, listen. Thanks a lot, Tribbiani. cuī bǐ yà ní, zhēn shì xiè le |
| [21:31.77] | Oh, my God! Look at the time. zāo gāo, dōu jǐ diǎn le |
| [21:33.84] | I got to catch the bus to the ball. wǒ dé gǎn gōng chē qù wǔ huì |
| [21:38.94] | Good luck. hǎo, zhù nǐ hǎo yùn |
| [21:40.68] | Unless you want to practice the fox trot. Or the tango? hái shì nǐ xiǎng liàn hú bù wǔ? huò shì tàn gē |
| [21:48.42] | You see, I think I' m ready to dance with girls. wǒ yǐ jīng kě yǐ gēn nǚ shēng tiào le |
| [21:53.69] | Go get them, Treeger. Right. hǎo, qù mí dào tā men ba hǎo |
| [22:02.00] | You want to come? Marge has a friend. nǐ xiǎng qù ma? mǎ jī yǒu gè péng yǒu |
| [22:05.10] | Really? zhēn de? |
| [22:06.40] | You' d dance good with her. She' s the same size as me. nǐ huì hěn xí guàn, tā gēn wǒ chà bù duō zhuàng |
| [22:09.51] | No, I' m good. bù, bù yòng le |
| [22:26.26] | It looks like you' ve got great experience. lā lā yǔ zhēn àn mó yuàn kàn lái nǐ hěn yǒu jīng yàn |
| [22:29.46] | Let' s see. Reason for leaving last job? wǒ kàn kàn nǐ wèi shí me cí qù shàng yī fèn gōng zuò? |
| [22:35.57] | Okay. We' ll give you a call if anything comes up. hǎo, yǒu xiāo xī wǒ men huì tōng zhī nǐ |
| [22:40.57] | Great. Thank you very much. tài hǎo le, xiè xiè nǐ |
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