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That ripped real nice! |
| [00:04.090] |
yì diǎn yě bù hán hu |
| [00:05.590] |
How many times do I have to |
| [00:06.090] |
tell you? You turn and slide. |
| [00:10.060] |
Turn and slide. cè shēn huá chū lái |
| [00:11.630] |
You don' t turn and slide. |
| [00:12.630] |
bú shì cè shēn huá chū lái |
| [00:13.530] |
You throw it out! shì bǎ tā rēng chū qù |
| [00:17.000] |
I get tetanus shots every time |
| [00:18.630] |
I get dressed! wǒ měi cì chuān yī fu |
| [00:19.000] |
dōu dé dǎ pò shāng fēng yù fáng zhēn |
| [00:19.900] |
We' re not throwing it out. I |
| [00:20.630] |
built it with my own hands! |
| [00:21.630] |
bù néng rēng diào, zhè shì wǒ qīn shǒu dīng de |
| [00:25.440] |
How about we sell it? |
| [00:26.630] |
hǎo, nà mài diào ne? |
| [00:29.150] |
All right. hǎo ba |
| [00:31.750] |
But you' ll have to tell them. |
| [00:32.630] |
bù guò nǐ dé gào sù tā men |
| [00:37.790] |
Can we stick you in another |
| [00:38.630] |
cabinet? They seem all right |
| [00:40.630] |
with it! nǐ men kě yǐ bān gè jiā ma? |
| [00:41.630] |
kàn lái tā men méi yì jiàn |
| [00:42.960] |
The One with the Cat |
| [00:43.630] |
běn jí bō chū:" líng māo" |
| [01:30.340] |
Hey, why did the chicken fall |
| [01:31.630] |
out of the tree? |
| [01:31.830] |
jī wèi shí me bú huì cóng shù xià diào xià lái? |
| [01:32.740] |
Why? wèi shí me? |
| [01:33.910] |
Because you have doody |
| [01:34.630] |
on your head yīn wéi tóu shàng yǒu chì bǎng |
| [01:38.320] |
Yeah, it was funnier |
| [01:39.630] |
when Ben told it. bān shuō jiù hěn hǎo xiào |
| [01:44.620] |
Hey, Monica. It' s Chip. |
| [01:45.630] |
mó nī kǎ wǒ shì qí pǔ piào liàng! |
| [01:47.290] |
Who' s Chip? shuí shì qí pǔ? |
| [01:48.560] |
It was good running |
| [01:50.630] |
into you today. |
| [01:51.160] |
My number is 5559323. Give me |
| [01:51.630] |
hěn gāo xìng jīn tiān yù jiàn nǐ |
| [01:54.400] |
" Chip" is Chip Matthews. qí pǔ |
| [01:57.340] |
The guy who took Rachel to the |
| [02:00.910] |
Because I ran into him at the |
| [02:05.010] |
You' re so lucky! He' s like the |
| [02:09.750] |
I know! wǒ zhī dào |
| [02:13.690] |
Chip? Hi, it' s Monica. qí pǔ? wǒ |
| [02:17.660] |
hǎo hǎo |
| [02:22.560] |
hǎo |
| [02:25.930] |
Oh, my God! We just had the |
| [02:35.310] |
I was just leaving. wǒ zhèng yào zǒu |
| [02:36.770] |
Good. hǎo |
| [02:38.280] |
I' ve got a report to read. wǒ |
| [02:40.310] |
It' s eight pages. I hope I |
| [02:44.320] |
Why? Did you write it? wèi shí me |
| [02:50.690] |
Look at that! nǐ kàn kàn |
| [02:52.460] |
Chip Matthews called. I wonder |
| [02:57.030] |
Well, actually.... qí shí |
| [02:58.700] |
I bet he sensed that I was |
| [03:19.750] |
hǎo a |
| [03:25.320] |
Are you sure you want to hear |
| [03:30.400] |
Chip! Hi, it' s Rachel. qí pǔ, wǒ |
| [03:33.870] |
Rachel Greene. ruì qiū gé lín |
| [03:35.900] |
You left me a message? nǐ liú yán |
| [03:40.610] |
Yes, you did. My roommate wrote |
| [03:44.510] |
Monica Geller? mó nī kǎ gài lēi? |
| [03:56.920] |
He called to ask out Monica. |
| [04:01.230] |
That' s got to be embarrassing. |
| [04:09.300] |
Dumb drunken bitch zuì xūn xūn de bái |
| [04:16.470] |
Thank you! xiè xiè |
| [04:20.980] |
Here' s a question. qǐng wèn yī xià |
| [04:22.550] |
Where' d you get the " finest |
| [04:26.050] |
First tell us where you got |
| [04:30.560] |
It' s your ad. zhè shì nǐ men de guǎng gào |
| [04:31.890] |
Looks good? bù lài ba? |
| [04:34.330] |
" Stunning entertainment |
| [04:39.100] |
Fine ltalian craftsmanship." |
| [04:43.270] |
You' re selling the |
| [04:46.170] |
Why? I love it. wèi shí me? wǒ xǐ huān |
| [04:47.710] |
You want it? No. nǐ men yào ma? |
| [04:54.510] |
Five thousand dollars? " dìng jià 5 |
| [04:56.750] |
Are you insane? nǐ fēng le ma? |
| [04:58.720] |
The ad alone cost 300. dēng guǎng gào |
| [05:01.850] |
I' m changing it to 50 or your |
| [05:07.230] |
What kind of profit is that? |
| [05:13.530] |
wǒ bú shì |
| [05:20.140] |
What do you do? nà nǐ shì shén me? |
| [05:23.110] |
I can' t believe you don' t |
| [05:25.610] |
I actually don' t know. wǒ yě bù |
| [05:30.450] |
Oh, my God, no! Shoo, kitty! tiān na |
| [05:35.050] |
There' s a kitty in my guitar |
| [05:37.160] |
Everyone' s gonna want one. xū |
| [05:44.500] |
Crazy! zhēn shi de |
| [05:46.460] |
Oh, my God! What? tiān na shén me? |
| [05:49.130] |
Nothing. méi shì |
| [05:51.140] |
What' s wrong? zěn me le? |
| [05:56.010] |
I just have this really strong |
| [06:01.410] |
The mom you met in Montauk? |
| [06:05.850] |
That makes the fact that she |
| [06:10.090] |
No. She was a human lady. bù, |
| [06:12.490] |
This is the spirit of my |
| [06:21.700] |
No, Dr. Skeptismo. méi yǒu, yí xīn bìng |
| [06:25.000] |
I' m sure. First of all, there' s |
| [06:30.170] |
And for another, she went into |
| [06:34.210] |
... which is lined with orange |
| [06:39.120] |
My mother' s favorite fish was |
| [06:46.400] |
Cats like fish. māo xǐ huān chī yú |
| [06:51.500] |
You had me with orange felt. |
| [06:55.670] |
Hi, Mommy! mā |
| [06:59.570] |
I haven' t seen this smile in |
| [07:05.310] |
Phoebe' s mom' s got a huge |
| [07:14.320] |
When were you going to tell me |
| [07:23.260] |
No. I can' t believe you' d want |
| [07:28.270] |
That thing at the prom? nǐ shì shuō |
| [07:29.870] |
I couldn' t find him for hours! |
| [07:36.010] |
That was in high school. How |
| [07:39.410] |
Oh, yeah, you' re right, Monicow. |
| [07:44.920] |
Okay, I hear you. wǒ dǒng le |
| [07:47.320] |
Why do you have to go out with |
| [07:50.690] |
We went to different schools. |
| [07:52.660] |
We went to the same school. shǎo |
| [07:55.690] |
You went to one where you were |
| [07:58.000] |
You rode on Chip' s motorcycle |
| [08:02.330] |
I went to one where I wore a |
| [08:08.410] |
They had that specially made? |
| [08:12.840] |
It was a Home Ec project. nà shi |
| [08:16.910] |
Oh, my God! They said it was |
| [08:23.220] |
Back then I thought that I' d |
| [08:28.190] |
Now he' s called me up and |
| [08:31.230] |
The fat girl inside me really |
| [08:35.570] |
I never let her eat. wǒ cóng bù ràng |
| [08:38.270] |
You go out with him. Really? |
| [08:42.110] |
If possible, could you leave |
| [08:46.740] |
I' ll try. wǒ shì shì kàn |
| [08:51.680] |
Any luck getting rid of the |
| [08:54.950] |
There were a couple calls, but |
| [08:59.220] |
Joey has a very careful |
| [09:03.190] |
Not everyone is qualified to |
| [09:07.700] |
Stop it! bié zhēng zhá le |
| [09:09.530] |
She keeps trying to get away. |
| [09:16.140] |
How long is your mom going to |
| [09:19.140] |
I' m not sure. wǒ bù què dìng |
| [09:20.950] |
I guess until she gets used to |
| [09:24.980] |
... a new mom. xīn mā mā ba |
| [09:28.150] |
Now she' s worried that she' ll |
| [09:31.620] |
That' s not going to happen, is |
| [09:35.490] |
I have to go make a call. wǒ qù |
| [09:37.300] |
Why not use this phone? zěn me bù |
| [09:39.230] |
I' m returning a call from a |
| [09:44.000] |
I just spelled the wrong word. |
| [09:47.610] |
Anyway, I don' t want to do it |
| [09:51.040] |
Hey, you swore you would never |
| [09:55.880] |
So am I crazy, or does Phoebe' s |
| [10:02.790] |
Ross, don' t start. luó sī, bié tí le |
| [10:05.190] |
You actually believe there' s a |
| [10:10.030] |
I believe it. wǒ xiāng xìn |
| [10:13.130] |
No, you don' t. nǐ cái bù xìn |
| [10:15.570] |
No, you nǐ cái bù |
| [10:20.640] |
You won' t suck me into this. |
| [10:22.740] |
Sure I will. Because you |
| [10:27.140] |
I do not always have |
| [10:33.120] |
Jurassic Park could happen. " |
| [10:40.620] |
And you know what? Actually, I |
| [10:53.700] |
You were kidding about the |
| [11:03.810] |
" Pretty nice"? hái bù lài? |
| [11:06.080] |
Pardon my roommate. He wanted |
| [11:09.890] |
We don' t have 50. But would |
| [11:13.420] |
We got a canoe. wǒ men yǒu yī sōu dú mù |
| [11:22.670] |
I don' t think we need a canoe. |
| [11:25.170] |
You got to take it. nǐ men yí dìng yào |
| [11:30.110] |
Just take the entertainment |
| [11:32.610] |
Then when you get home, throw |
| [11:35.780] |
We' re not throwing it away. I |
| [11:39.950] |
Good for you! gàn dé hǎo! |
| [11:44.420] |
zhōng yāng kā fēi guǎn |
| [11:47.120] |
You won' t believe what I found |
| [11:51.060] |
Look familiar? yǎn shú ma? |
| [11:52.460] |
Apparently Phoebe' s mother |
| [11:58.300] |
Wait a minute. This is not the |
| [12:04.110] |
A little girl' s looking for |
| [12:07.880] |
Yeah! 200 reward split five |
| [12:13.420] |
Do we have to tell her? yào gào sù |
| [12:15.790] |
Yes, we do. But it' s made her |
| [12:19.860] |
Little girl misses her cat. xiǎng |
| [12:22.260] |
Crazy lady thinks her mother |
| [12:26.600] |
I have to go have dinner with |
| [12:29.630] |
Can I trust that when you see |
| [12:33.100] |
huì |
| [12:34.770] |
Thank you. xiè xiè |
| [12:38.410] |
I hate when Ross is right. wǒ |
| [12:40.880] |
He is right, isn' t he? tā shuō de duì |
| [12:42.280] |
This might be one time when |
| [12:45.150] |
You think? Oh, no. He' s |
| [13:01.200] |
About your mom. fēi bǐ, guān yú nǐ de |
| [13:06.500] |
How' s that going? nǐ men chù dé hǎo ma |
| [13:08.770] |
So great. We took a nap |
| [13:11.910] |
Mom fell asleep on my tummy |
| [13:16.710] |
That' s so sweet. zhēn wēn xīn |
| [13:21.020] |
I' m gonna get some coffee. wǒ |
| [13:28.930] |
What' d you say, Joe? I' ll be |
| [13:37.030] |
I just feel so.... fēi bǐ wǒ jué de |
| [13:39.040] |
All right! I' m coming |
| [13:47.910] |
Not yet, not yet, not yet! hái méi |
| [13:56.620] |
Hello, Chip. How you doing? |
| [13:58.620] |
I' m great! hěn hǎo |
| [14:00.160] |
Got a great job. I have |
| [14:03.430] |
Though I' m not seeing anyone |
| [14:10.570] |
So, Monica ready yet? mó nī kǎ hǎo |
| [14:15.570] |
She' ll be out in a second. tā |
| [14:17.640] |
So, Chip, how' s Amy Welsh? qí pǔ |
| [14:21.080] |
Amy Welsh? I haven' t seen her |
| [14:26.480] |
So, Monica about ready? mó nī kǎ |
| [14:34.090] |
Well, you guys have fun. |
| [14:36.730] |
Bye, Chip. qí pǔ zài jiàn |
| [14:39.400] |
Are you sure you' re okay |
| [14:41.730] |
Okay, great. tài hǎo le |
| [14:46.440] |
This is the unit for you. mǎi zhè |
| [14:48.770] |
Sturdy construction, tons of |
| [14:51.810] |
Some big enough to fit a grown |
| [14:55.250] |
What? Yeah, I got in there |
| [14:59.120] |
My roommate bet me 5 I |
| [15:01.490] |
Then he stuck a board through |
| [15:05.890] |
It was funny till I felt like |
| [15:11.000] |
No, you can' t fit in there. |
| [15:14.900] |
Oh, yeah? shì ma? |
| [15:17.940] |
If I can' t... yào shì wǒ jìn bù qù |
| [15:19.970] |
... I' ll knock 5 off the |
| [15:22.910] |
All right, you have yourself a |
| [15:29.750] |
See? I told you. nǐ kàn, wǒ jiù shuō |
| [15:34.990] |
Sometimes I come in here just |
| [15:40.290] |
Hey, a nickel! yǒu 5 fēn qián |
| [15:46.660] |
Here we are. dào le |
| [15:47.930] |
You still have the Chipper! tiān |
| [15:50.230] |
The what? shén me? |
| [15:51.900] |
That' s what we called your |
| [15:55.810] |
A motorcycle' s a chopper. mó tuō |
| [15:57.740] |
And you' re Chip. ér nǐ jiào qí pǔ |
| [16:00.080] |
Never mind. méi shì |
| [16:02.510] |
I think it' s cute. zhēn kě ài |
| [16:09.620] |
A lipper from Chipper. qí pǔ qīn |
| [16:13.860] |
Are you still in touch with |
| [16:21.770] |
I still hang with Simens and |
| [16:27.040] |
I run into Goldie... sān bù wǔ shí |
| [16:29.340] |
... Stick, Brown, Sulkov, McGuire. |
| [16:32.010] |
... J. T., Beardsley. jié dì bì sī |
| [16:34.780] |
Is that all? jiù zhè yàng? |
| [16:36.050] |
After high school, you kind of |
| [16:40.550] |
I ran into Richard Dorfman. wǒ |
| [16:42.620] |
How is he? Me and Simens |
| [16:47.960] |
Isn' t he an architect? tā bú shì |
| [16:49.590] |
They still wear underwear. jiàn |
| [17:04.540] |
Oh, my God! tiān na! |
| [17:08.050] |
What? zěn me le? |
| [17:11.950] |
Are you all right? nǐ hái hǎo ma? |
| [17:16.220] |
What happened? zěn me huí shì? |
| [17:18.320] |
Oh, man, he promised he wouldn' t |
| [17:22.560] |
How were you locked in? Where |
| [17:27.660] |
This guy came by to look at |
| [17:30.300] |
... and he said it won' t fit a |
| [17:33.670] |
So you got in voluntarily? suǒ |
| [17:36.310] |
I was trying to make a sale! |
| [17:39.180] |
If I ever run into him, you |
| [17:42.680] |
Bend over? bǎ qiào qǐ lái? |
| [17:49.090] |
And then Zana just let one |
| [17:57.260] |
Not that I don' t enjoy talking |
| [18:00.960] |
... because I do. wǒ xǐ huān |
| [18:03.200] |
Maybe we can talk about |
| [18:05.640] |
I don' t know where you work. |
| [18:08.270] |
You know where I work. I do? |
| [18:10.870] |
The movie theater. You used to |
| [18:14.780] |
Still at the Multiplex? nǐ hái zài |
| [18:16.480] |
Like I' d give up that job! wǒ |
| [18:19.650] |
Free popcorn and candy anytime |
| [18:22.450] |
I can get you posters. wǒ kě yǐ |
| [18:24.020] |
Thanks, I' m set. xiè xiè, bù yòng le |
| [18:26.920] |
Oh, you know who came in the |
| [18:38.000] |
Do you still live with your |
| [18:39.840] |
Yeah, but I can stay out as |
| [18:48.510] |
You know, with all of our stuff |
| [18:54.250] |
Why couldn' t he have been a |
| [18:58.560] |
They really got you guys. Your |
| [19:02.400] |
Your microwave, the stereo. wēi |
| [19:05.560] |
Man, he took the five of |
| [19:09.800] |
No, here it is. zài zhè lǐ |
| [19:13.800] |
Oh, my God! What happened? tiān na |
| [19:15.970] |
Joey was born, and then 28 |
| [19:23.980] |
So how was your date? zěn me yàng? |
| [19:26.050] |
Well, I always wanted to go out |
| [19:29.650] |
Tonight, I actually went out |
| [19:34.660] |
Honey, I' m sorry. zhēn kě xī |
| [19:36.490] |
Not only did I get to go out |
| [19:39.630] |
... I got to dump Chip. wǒ hái shuǎi |
| [19:41.570] |
That' s so great! I know. tài |
| [19:49.640] |
They said," You don' t have |
| [19:57.510] |
You didn' t tell her? nǐ men méi yǒu |
| [20:02.820] |
Okay, fine. hǎo ba |
| [20:05.620] |
fēi bǐ |
| [20:08.330] |
Listen... tīng wǒ shuō |
| [20:10.690] |
... this cat belongs to a |
| [20:14.060] |
There are flyers all over the |
| [20:17.500] |
I' m sorry, sweetie. duì bù qǐ |
| [20:20.100] |
We can take her back with you |
| [20:26.840] |
But, you know, she chose to find |
| [20:30.550] |
I have to respect her |
| [20:34.690] |
That' s a good call. That' s |
| [20:38.520] |
Enough is enough. bú duì, bié zài nào |
| [20:40.020] |
I' m sorry you feel guilty |
| [20:44.560] |
But this isn' t your old mom. |
| [20:46.530] |
This is a cat. zhè shì yì zhī māo |
| [20:48.130] |
Julio the cat. tā jiào hú lì ōu |
| [20:50.900] |
Not Mom! Cat. bú shì mā mā, shì māo |
| [21:01.710] |
Ross, how many parents have you |
| [21:05.550] |
None. líng gè |
| [21:07.080] |
Then you don' t know how it |
| [21:15.290] |
I believe this is my mother. |
| [21:17.630] |
Even if I' m wrong, who cares? |
| [21:20.230] |
Just be a friend, okay? Be |
| [21:27.070] |
I' m sorry. duì bù qǐ |
| [21:29.310] |
Okay. hǎo |
| [21:32.510] |
I don' t know what to say. wǒ bù |
| [21:37.210] |
You could say... nǐ kě yǐ... |
| [21:38.880] |
... you' re sorry to her mom. |
| [21:47.920] |
I think she would like that. |
| [22:01.040] |
Come here. Here, come here. guāi |
| [22:05.940] |
Mrs. Buffay? bù fēi tài tài? |
| [22:10.750] |
Sorry about what I said. wǒ wèi |
| [22:13.450] |
It was insensitive of me to |
| [22:16.890] |
... that you were just a cat... |
| [22:21.590] |
... when, clearly, you are |
| [22:23.630] |
... the reincarnated spirit... |
| [22:27.430] |
... of my friend' s mother. |
| [22:31.600] |
Thank you. xiè xiè nǐ |
| [22:33.840] |
We both forgive you. wǒ men dōu yuán |
| [22:37.610] |
What will you do about the |
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Listen. hǎo, tīng wǒ shuō |
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Mom, I hope you know you still |
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You' re welcome to come back |
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If she' d come back as a couch, |
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Come on. I' ll take you home. |
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I' ll go with you. Me too. wǒ |
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I got an extra futon. wǒ yǒu duō de |
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Dude, you don' t have to brag. |
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jǐn cǐ jì niàn táo lè sī kǎo fū màn |
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You know.... shuō zhēn de |
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It' s peaceful out here. zhè lǐ zhēn |