| [00:04.702] | 甲：咱们这个《曲苑杂坛》的节目， |
| [00:05.836] | 乙：啊 |
| [00:07.032] | 甲：是丰富多彩。 |
| [00:07.738] | 乙：对 |
| [00:08.580] | 甲：有说的， |
| [00:08.960] | 乙：嗯 |
| [00:09.281] | 甲：有唱的， |
| [00:09.850] | 乙：有 |
| [00:10.308] | 甲：有练的，有变的。 |
| [00:10.713] | 乙：是是 |
| [00:11.825] | 甲：知道我干什么的？ |
| [00:14.031] | 乙：这不敢说啦 |
| [00:15.168] | 甲：练家子！ |
| [00:16.553] | 乙：练家子？ |
| [00:17.320] | 甲：武术、拳术，跟你说这个不懂啊 |
| [00:18.092] | 乙：怎么不懂！ |
| [00:18.631] | 甲：你不是这里事 |
| [00:23.816] | 乙：什什么不是这里事，不就是练拳吗？这这有什么啦！太极拳对不对？ |
| [00:24.994] | 甲：啊啊 |
| [00:25.903] | 乙：猴拳、 |
| [00:26.684] | 甲：啊 |
| [00:27.073] | 乙：醉拳、南拳、长拳、反正反正打拳吗？不就打拳吗？这有什么啊！ |
| [00:31.786] | 甲：就这么几种啊？ |
| [00:33.964] | 乙：这还少啊？ |
| [00:36.313] | 甲：哼，知道我会多少样儿拳？ |
| [00:38.805] | 乙：那我哪儿知道啊？ |
| [00:39.993] | 甲：告诉你， |
| [00:40.381] | 乙：啊 |
| [00:41.874] | 甲：不下一百种。 |
| [00:45.113] | 乙：啊！您会练的？能有一百种？ |
| [00:46.546] | 甲：大概还不止。 |
| [00:53.005] | 乙：诶，那您能不能给我们介绍介绍您会练的都有什么拳？ |
| [00:53.643] | 甲：可以呀！ |
| [00:54.050] | 乙：您说说吧！ |
| [00:54.695] | 甲：首先说吧， |
| [00:56.352] | 乙：嗯 |
| [00:59.936] | 甲：有孟苏七式拳，听说过没有？ |
| [01:02.246] | 乙：孟苏七式...嗯,有点儿耳闻， |
| [01:02.987] | 甲：啊 |
| [01:03.731] | 乙：还有什么拳？ |
| [01:05.596] | 甲：寸锦张关东拳、 |
| [01:06.811] | 乙：哦 |
| [01:19.649] | 甲：斜穿星秋拳、正丝缠风拳、怀德摔踩拳、潭芳滚漏拳、燕青跌架拳、李逵硬绷拳、三星炮锤拳(实为“三皇炮锤拳”之误)、虎鹤双行拳， |
| [01:20.953] | 乙：哦...！（拉长音） |
| [01:28.802] | 甲：有达尊拳、迷祖拳、太乙拳、太岁拳、太祖长拳、五祖贺阳拳、太祖七十二式拳， |
| [01:29.239] | 乙：还有什么拳？ |
| [01:29.808] | 甲：有一宗拳、 |
| [01:30.589] | 乙：嗯 |
| [01:58.511] | 甲：二元拳、三趟拳、四通锤拳、四把岳家拳、五占拳、五虎爬山拳、六合拳、六合八法拳、七圣拳、七星访友拳、八仙拳、八极拳、九进飞龙拳、十把内外拳、十二钩拳、十三太保拳、十三抓少林拳、一十八内闪翻拳、二十四擦马拳、三十六匕首拳、七十二横拳、小石拳、一百零八罗汉拳， |
| [02:00.123] | 乙：这拳还真不少！ |
| [02:00.968] | 甲：还有飞虎拳、 |
| [02:01.507] | 乙：嗯嗯 |
| [02:18.326] | 甲：伏虎拳、青龙拳、蛟龙拳、螳螂拳、白鹤拳、大黑拳、大蟒拳，有鼠拳、牛拳、虎拳、兔拳、龙拳、蛇拳、马拳、羊拳、猴拳、鸡拳、狗拳、豹拳、狮拳、熊拳、凤拳、鹞拳、飞虎鞭拳、白猿通臂拳， |
| [02:18.931] | 乙：还有什么拳？ |
| [02:20.081] | 甲：有大洪拳、 |
| [02:21.151] | 乙：哦！ |
| [02:32.771] | 甲：小洪拳、大成拳、密宗拳、内家拳、外家拳、殷家拳、杨家拳、霍家拳、赵家拳、蔡家拳、莫家拳、朝阳拳、宝剑拳、开山拳、靠山拳、工力拳、乒乓拳（可能是不对的）、崩磨拳、子母拳、白眉拳、拖靠拳、士门拳、地趟拳、 |
| [02:34.027] | 乙：哦 |
| [02:34.475] | 甲：太子剑拳， |
| [02:34.929] | 乙：啊 |
| [02:37.228] | 甲：有空手、硬手、行手拳，形意、心意、如意拳， |
| [02:38.392] | 乙：完啦？ |
| [02:38.791] | 甲：劈拳挂拳、 |
| [02:39.967] | 乙：还有？ |
| [02:40.805] | 甲：截拳跳拳， |
| [02:41.263] | 乙：嚯！ |
| [02:51.925] | 甲：有弹拳、快拳、绷拳、攒拳、长拳、短拳、横拳、断拳、南拳、泰拳、仰拳、插拳、花拳、套拳、撩拳、扎拳、劈挂手拳、自然拳、阴阳太极拳、五当太乙五行拳！ |
| [02:53.149] | 乙：好！！ |
| [02:57.099] | 甲：各位，知道吗？ |
| [02:57.643] | 乙：什么事儿？ |
| [02:59.290] | 甲：我练的最好的， |
| [03:00.535] | 乙：最棒的？ |
| [03:01.435] | 甲：最拿手的， |
| [03:02.777] | 乙：什么拳？ |
| [03:05.559] | 甲：就是内个霍元甲的“迷踪拳”。 |
| [03:08.183] | 乙：迷踪拳？ |
| [03:09.194] | 甲：迷踪拳的特点知道吗？ |
| [03:09.879] | 乙：什么呀？ |
| [03:12.099] | 甲：蹿、蹦、跳、跃、跑、缩、小、绵、软、巧 |
| [03:13.288] | 乙：十个字！ |
| [03:14.537] | 甲：刚柔并即，快而有力。 |
| [03:17.827] | 乙：对！ |
| [03:18.574] | 甲：我们家上辈儿跟他们家相好， |
| [03:19.065] | 乙：是啊？ |
| [03:22.447] | 甲：学会了，传到我这儿了。 |
| [03:22.889] | 乙：哎呀！那太好啦！ |
| [03:23.309] | 甲：嗯 |
| [03:28.253] | 乙：既然您会练，这么着， |
| [03:28.468] | 甲：啊 |
| [03:29.308] | 乙：今儿在这儿，咱们大伙儿欢迎他给咱练一趟“迷踪拳”怎么样？ |
| [03:35.513] | 甲：哪儿练那？ |
| [03:35.762] | 乙：就在这儿练，怎么样？ |
| [03:36.810] | 甲：在这儿练？ |
| [03:38.933] | 乙：啊，练练吧？ |
| [03:40.280] | 甲：你这叫坏门儿 |
| [03:41.894] | 乙：怎么坏门儿那？ |
| [03:42.677] | 甲：坏门儿啊 |
| [03:43.207] | 乙：没那意思啊 |
| [03:43.996] | 甲：成心让我栽跟头， |
| [03:45.176] | 乙：谁呀？ |
| [03:46.113] | 甲：这什么地方儿？ |
| [03:48.271] | 乙：曲苑杂坛那 |
| [03:51.693] | 甲：还是的，在座的各位你都了解吗？ |
| [03:53.059] | 乙：唉呦，不太了解 |
| [03:54.623] | 甲：这里头藏龙卧虎啊，竟是高人那！ |
| [03:56.678] | 乙：是啊？ |
| [03:59.801] | 甲：你知道这里哪位是昆仑山的侠客？ |
| [04:03.226] | 乙：啊，嗨！ |
| [04:03.444] | 甲：哪位是娥眉山的罗汉？哪位是五当山的老道？哪位是少林寺的和尚？ |
| [04:08.541] | 乙：呵呵呵...您放心，一位也没有，啊 |
| [04:11.327] | 甲：也许在座的就有武林高手， |
| [04:14.097] | 乙：啊，那被不住 |
| [04:15.356] | 甲：武术拳师， |
| [04:16.014] | 乙：对！ |
| [04:16.752] | 甲：武坛新秀， |
| [04:17.480] | 乙：是！ |
| [04:17.873] | 甲：体操教练， |
| [04:18.275] | 乙：啊！ |
| [04:18.690] | 甲：武术的冠军，国际裁判，奥林匹克的主席在这儿呢，我敢练吗？ |
| [04:21.513] | 乙：（笑）嗨，我说您呐，多虑啦，他就是来也来不了这么全那， |
| [04:27.468] | 甲：不是不是（很为难的表情） |
| [04:29.358] | 乙：再说了，咱这是随便练着玩儿，谁还能笑话您那？ |
| [04:32.868] | 甲：不是，我一个多礼拜没练怕不行啦 |
| [04:35.242] | 乙：这叫什么工夫，一个礼拜不练就完啦？ |
| [04:37.437] | 甲：啊 |
| [04:38.825] | 乙：我说你这是找词儿， |
| [04:40.421] | 甲：不，不是找词儿， |
| [04:40.967] | 乙：你嫌这儿人少是怎么这？ |
| [04:42.395] | 甲：不不不是那意思 |
| [04:43.107] | 乙：啊？拿架子 |
| [04:43.567] | 甲：没没架子 |
| [04:44.297] | 乙：啊？ |
| [04:45.107] | 甲：没架子 |
| [04:45.843] | 乙：大伙儿这么欢迎，你要是不练可有点儿说不过去啊 |
| [04:48.920] | 甲：啊？ |
| [04:49.552] | 乙：这要不练可就有点说不过去啦？ |
| [04:50.021] | 甲：真要练？真要练练？ |
| [04:56.884] | 乙：练练吧！ |
| [04:58.604] | 甲：完了！练！ |
| [04:58.916] | 乙：练！ |
| [04:59.296] | 甲：练还就得像个练的 |
| [04:59.828] | 乙：那当然啦！ |
| [05:00.888] | 甲：这大褂它碍事啊 |
| [05:02.569] | 乙：嗯？那怎么办啊？ |
| [05:03.533] | 甲：掖上点儿，（把大褂的下摆挽起拦腰系上，把袖子挽起来露出胳膊） |
| [05:06.864] | 乙：还掖上点儿，啧，你瞧，小衣襟儿短打扮儿。光听说过“迷踪拳”从来没见过啊，今儿咱开开眼，看看这趟“迷踪拳” |
| [05:15.708] | 甲：那我就不客气了！ |
| [05:21.331] | 乙：嗨，这还客气什么呀 |
| [05:21.783] | 甲：我是当场献丑， |
| [05:22.404] | 乙：嗯 |
| [05:22.798] | 甲：诸位，抬爱！抬爱！（报拳拱手向观众行礼） |
| [05:23.125] | 乙：好，哎哎哎，不您，您这是什么意思？ |
| [05:26.560] | 甲：武林的规矩， |
| [05:27.389] | 乙：哦哦 |
| [05:28.289] | 甲：报拳拱手，这叫拜一拜不见外，是礼多人不怪 |
| [05:32.589] | 乙：礼法还不少 |
| [05:34.521] | 甲：在座的诸位， |
| [05:36.648] | 乙：啊 |
| [05:36.997] | 甲：文的您是老先生， |
| [05:37.668] | 乙：诶 |
| [05:38.006] | 甲：武的您是老师傅 |
| [05:38.933] | 乙：对！ |
| [05:39.719] | 甲：场里场外， |
| [05:40.607] | 乙：啊！ |
| [05:41.362] | 甲：一站一立， |
| [05:41.803] | 乙：是！ |
| [05:42.639] | 甲：三老四少，是各位老大 |
| [05:43.928] | 乙：噎...诶？怎么... |
| [05:46.287] | 甲：今天我在此献丑，（变怯口）好与不好，请多多的指教！ |
| [05:50.569] | 乙：这什么味儿这是？ |
| [05:52.833] | 甲：在下我是个学徒， |
| [05:54.292] | 乙：嗯 |
| [05:54.887] | 甲：初学乍练，我练过刀枪剑戟，斧钺钩叉，鞭锏锤抓，镋棍槊棒，拐子流星；我练过带钩儿的，带尖儿的，带刃儿的，带刺儿的，带峨眉针儿的，带锁链儿的， |
| [06:04.435] | 乙：嘿！ |
| [06:05.584] | 甲：我打过拳，（挥一下拳） |
| [06:06.737] | 乙：对！ |
| [06:07.113] | 甲：我踢过腿，（脚往高处一踢！） |
| [06:07.728] | 乙：（变怯口）好！ |
| [06:08.266] | 甲：我的功底儿不深， |
| [06:09.124] | 乙：是！ |
| [06:09.888] | 甲：学的不到家， |
| [06:10.480] | 乙：对！ |
| [06:10.941] | 甲：今天我练它一套迷踪拳， |
| [06:11.497] | 乙：练一套！ |
| [06:12.497] | 甲：我要练好了， |
| [06:12.911] | 乙：怎么样？ |
| [06:13.270] | 甲：算我蒙着了， |
| [06:13.837] | 乙：是！ |
| [06:14.241] | 甲：你看我卖了力气了，脖子上见了汗儿了， |
| [06:16.396] | 乙：怎么样？ |
| [06:16.924] | 甲：你给我鼓鼓掌，捧捧场， |
| [06:17.635] | 乙：好！ |
| [06:18.188] | 甲：腰里的零钱富裕， |
| [06:19.741] | 乙：怎么样？ |
| [06:20.117] | 甲：你帮我个财力儿， |
| [06:20.883] | 乙：行！ |
| [06:21.629] | 甲：没带零钱也不要紧， |
| [06:22.412] | 乙：怎么办？ |
| [06:23.061] | 甲：站脚助威， |
| [06:23.618] | 乙：好！ |
| [06:24.211] | 甲：帮我个人力儿， |
| [06:24.501] | 乙：（明白了）噎？哎？ |
| [06:25.813] | 甲：哎呦嘿！ |
| [06:26.103] | 乙：不不不，停停停，打把势卖艺啊？还要钱是吗？ |
| [06:33.986] | 甲：哎，不要钱， |
| [06:36.226] | 乙：哎，不能要钱， |
| [06:39.508] | 甲：把心搁肚子里头（一摸乙的肚子）， |
| [06:39.978] | 乙：啊啊 |
| [06:40.608] | 甲：不要钱 |
| [06:41.002] | 乙：不要钱！ |
| [06:41.294] | 甲：练完了以后， |
| [06:41.633] | 乙：啊 |
| [06:42.090] | 甲：我有一宗宝贝， |
| [06:42.477] | 乙：是？ |
| [06:43.020] | 甲：叫“虎骨（“骨”字拉长音念）追风膏”， |
| [06:43.557] | 乙：嚯！ |
| [06:52.786] | 甲：我这膏药无论你是腰疼、腿疼、闪腰、差气，你贴上我这膏药，（乙过来阻拦甲）我三天保你下地... |
| [06:54.633] | 乙：不不不，停停停...，怎么又跑到卖膏药那儿去啦？ |
| [06:56.335] | 甲：串啦，串那儿去啦 |
| [07:02.644] | 乙：嚯，拉个云手，双飞燕儿！嚯！好，漂亮！（甲一个悬空转身，差点没摔倒，乙赶紧去扶）哎哎，哎！ |
| [07:10.713] | 甲：不行！ |
| [07:11.059] | 乙：我说 |
| [07:14.602] | 甲：不练啦！ |
| [07:15.128] | 乙：我说 |
| [07:15.531] | 甲：不练啦！（我上次去看北方曲校的学生表演这段，这里好象是乙问甲为什么不练了？甲回答裤腰带段了） |
| [07:17.129] | 乙：咱这不练拳吗？ |
| [07:18.588] | 甲：对，打趟把势，练趟拳， |
| [07:18.905] | 乙：练拳 |
| [07:19.134] | 甲：把势把势，全凭的是什么啊？ |
| [07:19.513] | 乙：全凭着架势！ |
| [07:20.010] | 甲：诶！先亮个架儿考考你， |
| [07:20.666] | 乙：哦，考考我？ |
| [07:21.010] | 甲：你能说上名儿来吗？ |
| [07:21.475] | 乙：咱看看！ |
| [07:21.933] | 甲：瞧这叫什吗？（摆出骑马蹲档式的架势） |
| [07:22.411] | 乙：“骑马蹲档式”，对吗？ |
| [07:27.146] | 甲：哦，蒙着啦 |
| [07:30.459] | 乙：什么叫蒙的那 |
| [07:31.428] | 甲：这个（摆出金鸡独立的架势） |
| [07:34.104] | 乙：一条腿儿， |
| [07:34.676] | 甲：啊 |
| [07:35.036] | 乙：“金鸡独立”！ |
| [07:35.434] | 甲：嚯！ |
| [07:35.786] | 乙：怎么样！ |
| [07:36.154] | 甲：这个（一条腿独立，另一条腿抬起，上半身前倾几乎与地面平行，两臂向两边平伸） |
| [07:36.514] | 乙：“夜叉探海”！ |
| [07:36.881] | 甲：这个（两腿半蹲，两臂向上伸于头的两侧） |
| [07:37.296] | 乙：“举火烧天”！ |
| [07:37.711] | 甲：看准了再说 |
| [07:38.656] | 乙：嗯？不知道，您这是？ |
| [07:40.067] | 甲：电视机那内天线。 |
| [07:40.439] | 乙：哦，走！ |
| [07:42.753] |
| [00:04.702] | jia: zan men zhe ge qu yuan za tan de jie mu, |
| [00:05.836] | yi: a |
| [00:07.032] | jia: shi feng fu duo cai. |
| [00:07.738] | yi: dui |
| [00:08.580] | jia: you shuo de, |
| [00:08.960] | yi: |
| [00:09.281] | jia: you chang de, |
| [00:09.850] | yi: you |
| [00:10.308] | jia: you lian de, you bian de. |
| [00:10.713] | yi: shi shi |
| [00:11.825] | jia: zhi dao wo gan shen me de? |
| [00:14.031] | yi: zhe bu gan shuo la |
| [00:15.168] | jia: lian jia zi! |
| [00:16.553] | yi: lian jia zi? |
| [00:17.320] | jia: wu shu quan shu, gen ni shuo zhe ge bu dong a |
| [00:18.092] | yi: zen me bu dong! |
| [00:18.631] | jia: ni bu shi zhe li shi |
| [00:23.816] | yi: shen shen me bu shi zhe li shi, bu jiu shi lian quan ma? zhe zhe you shen me la! tai ji quan dui bu dui? |
| [00:24.994] | jia: a a |
| [00:25.903] | yi: hou quan |
| [00:26.684] | jia: a |
| [00:27.073] | yi: zui quan nan quan chang quan fan zheng fan zheng da quan ma? bu jiu da quan ma? zhe you shen me a! |
| [00:31.786] | jia: jiu zhe me ji zhong a? |
| [00:33.964] | yi: zhe hai shao a? |
| [00:36.313] | jia: heng, zhi dao wo hui duo shao yang er quan? |
| [00:38.805] | yi: na wo na er zhi dao a? |
| [00:39.993] | jia: gao su ni, |
| [00:40.381] | yi: a |
| [00:41.874] | jia: bu xia yi bai zhong. |
| [00:45.113] | yi: a! nin hui lian de? neng you yi bai zhong? |
| [00:46.546] | jia: da gai hai bu zhi. |
| [00:53.005] | yi: ei, na nin neng bu neng gei wo men jie shao jie shao nin hui lian de dou you shen me quan? |
| [00:53.643] | jia: ke yi ya! |
| [00:54.050] | yi: nin shuo shuo ba! |
| [00:54.695] | jia: shou xian shuo ba, |
| [00:56.352] | yi: |
| [00:59.936] | jia: you meng su qi shi quan, ting shuo guo mei you? |
| [01:02.246] | yi: meng su qi shi... , you dian er er wen, |
| [01:02.987] | jia: a |
| [01:03.731] | yi: hai you shen me quan? |
| [01:05.596] | jia: cun jin zhang guan dong quan |
| [01:06.811] | yi: o |
| [01:19.649] | jia: xie chuan xing qiu quan zheng si chan feng quan huai de shuai cai quan tan fang gun lou quan yan qing die jia quan li kui ying beng quan san xing pao chui quan shi wei" san huang pao chui quan" zhi wu hu he shuang xing quan, |
| [01:20.953] | yi: o...! la chang yin |
| [01:28.802] | jia: you da zun quan mi zu quan tai yi quan tai sui quan tai zu chang quan wu zu he yang quan tai zu qi shi er shi quan, |
| [01:29.239] | yi: hai you shen me quan? |
| [01:29.808] | jia: you yi zong quan |
| [01:30.589] | yi: |
| [01:58.511] | jia: er yuan quan san tang quan si tong chui quan si ba yue jia quan wu zhan quan wu hu pa shan quan liu he quan liu he ba fa quan qi sheng quan qi xing fang you quan ba xian quan ba ji quan jiu jin fei long quan shi ba nei wai quan shi er gou quan shi san tai bao quan shi san zhua shao lin quan yi shi ba nei shan fan quan er shi si ca ma quan san shi liu bi shou quan qi shi er heng quan xiao shi quan yi bai ling ba luo han quan, |
| [02:00.123] | yi: zhe quan hai zhen bu shao! |
| [02:00.968] | jia: hai you fei hu quan |
| [02:01.507] | yi: |
| [02:18.326] | jia: fu hu quan qing long quan jiao long quan tang lang quan bai he quan da hei quan da mang quan, you shu quan niu quan hu quan tu quan long quan she quan ma quan yang quan hou quan ji quan gou quan bao quan shi quan xiong quan feng quan yao quan fei hu bian quan bai yuan tong bi quan, |
| [02:18.931] | yi: hai you shen me quan? |
| [02:20.081] | jia: you da hong quan |
| [02:21.151] | yi: o! |
| [02:32.771] | jia: xiao hong quan da cheng quan mi zong quan nei jia quan wai jia quan yin jia quan yang jia quan huo jia quan zhao jia quan cai jia quan mo jia quan zhao yang quan bao jian quan kai shan quan kao shan quan gong li quan ping pang quan ke neng shi bu dui de beng mo quan zi mu quan bai mei quan tuo kao quan shi men quan di tang quan |
| [02:34.027] | yi: o |
| [02:34.475] | jia: tai zi jian quan, |
| [02:34.929] | yi: a |
| [02:37.228] | jia: you kong shou ying shou xing shou quan, xing yi xin yi ru yi quan, |
| [02:38.392] | yi: wan la? |
| [02:38.791] | jia: pi quan gua quan |
| [02:39.967] | yi: hai you? |
| [02:40.805] | jia: jie quan tiao quan, |
| [02:41.263] | yi: huo! |
| [02:51.925] | jia: you dan quan kuai quan beng quan zan quan chang quan duan quan heng quan duan quan nan quan tai quan yang quan cha quan hua quan tao quan liao quan zha quan pi gua shou quan zi ran quan yin yang tai ji quan wu dang tai yi wu xing quan! |
| [02:53.149] | yi: hao!! |
| [02:57.099] | jia: ge wei, zhi dao ma? |
| [02:57.643] | yi: shen me shi er? |
| [02:59.290] | jia: wo lian de zui hao de, |
| [03:00.535] | yi: zui bang de? |
| [03:01.435] | jia: zui na shou de, |
| [03:02.777] | yi: shen me quan? |
| [03:05.559] | jia: jiu shi nei ge huo yuan jia de" mi zong quan". |
| [03:08.183] | yi: mi zong quan? |
| [03:09.194] | jia: mi zong quan de te dian zhi dao ma? |
| [03:09.879] | yi: shen me ya? |
| [03:12.099] | jia: cuan beng tiao yue pao suo xiao mian ruan qiao |
| [03:13.288] | yi: shi ge zi! |
| [03:14.537] | jia: gang rou bing ji, kuai er you li. |
| [03:17.827] | yi: dui! |
| [03:18.574] | jia: wo men jia shang bei r gen ta men jia xiang hao, |
| [03:19.065] | yi: shi a? |
| [03:22.447] | jia: xue hui le, chuan dao wo zhe er le. |
| [03:22.889] | yi: ai ya! na tai hao la! |
| [03:23.309] | jia: |
| [03:28.253] | yi: ji ran nin hui lian, zhe me zhao, |
| [03:28.468] | jia: a |
| [03:29.308] | yi: jin er zai zhe er, zan men da huo er huan ying ta gei zan lian yi tang" mi zong quan" zen me yang? |
| [03:35.513] | jia: na er lian na? |
| [03:35.762] | yi: jiu zai zhe er lian, zen me yang? |
| [03:36.810] | jia: zai zhe er lian? |
| [03:38.933] | yi: a, lian lian ba? |
| [03:40.280] | jia: ni zhe jiao huai men er |
| [03:41.894] | yi: zen me huai men er na? |
| [03:42.677] | jia: huai men er a |
| [03:43.207] | yi: mei na yi si a |
| [03:43.996] | jia: cheng xin rang wo zai gen tou, |
| [03:45.176] | yi: shui ya? |
| [03:46.113] | jia: zhe shen me di fang er? |
| [03:48.271] | yi: qu yuan za tan na |
| [03:51.693] | jia: hai shi de, zai zuo de ge wei ni dou liao jie ma? |
| [03:53.059] | yi: ai you, bu tai liao jie |
| [03:54.623] | jia: zhe li tou cang long wo hu a, jing shi gao ren na! |
| [03:56.678] | yi: shi a? |
| [03:59.801] | jia: ni zhi dao zhe li na wei shi kun lun shan de xia ke? |
| [04:03.226] | yi: a, hai! |
| [04:03.444] | jia: na wei shi e mei shan de luo han? na wei shi wu dang shan de lao dao? na wei shi shao lin si de he shang? |
| [04:08.541] | yi: he he a... nin fang xin, yi wei ye mei you, a |
| [04:11.327] | jia: ye xu zai zuo de jiu you wu lin gao shou, |
| [04:14.097] | yi: a, na bei bu zhu |
| [04:15.356] | jia: wu shu quan shi, |
| [04:16.014] | yi: dui! |
| [04:16.752] | jia: wu tan xin xiu, |
| [04:17.480] | yi: shi! |
| [04:17.873] | jia: ti cao jiao lian, |
| [04:18.275] | yi: a! |
| [04:18.690] | jia: wu shu de guan jun, guo ji cai pan, ao lin pi ke de zhu xi zai zhe er ne, wo gan lian ma? |
| [04:21.513] | yi: xiao hai, wo shuo nin na, duo lv la, ta jiu shi lai ye lai bu liao zhe me quan na, |
| [04:27.468] | jia: bu shi bu shi hen wei nan de biao qing |
| [04:29.358] | yi: zai shuo le, zan zhe shi sui bian lian zhe wan er, shui hai neng xiao hua nin na? |
| [04:32.868] | jia: bu shi, wo yi ge duo li bai mei lian pa bu xing la |
| [04:35.242] | yi: zhe jiao shen me gong fu, yi ge li bai bu lian jiu wan la? |
| [04:37.437] | jia: a |
| [04:38.825] | yi: wo shuo ni zhe shi zhao ci er, |
| [04:40.421] | jia: bu, bu shi zhao ci er, |
| [04:40.967] | yi: ni xian zhe er ren shao shi zen me zhe? |
| [04:42.395] | jia: bu bu bu shi na yi si |
| [04:43.107] | yi: a? na jia zi |
| [04:43.567] | jia: mei mei jia zi |
| [04:44.297] | yi: a? |
| [04:45.107] | jia: mei jia zi |
| [04:45.843] | yi: da huo er zhe me huan ying, ni yao shi bu lian ke you dian er shuo bu guo qu a |
| [04:48.920] | jia: a? |
| [04:49.552] | yi: zhe yao bu lian ke jiu you dian shuo bu guo qu la? |
| [04:50.021] | jia: zhen yao lian? zhen yao lian lian? |
| [04:56.884] | yi: lian lian ba! |
| [04:58.604] | jia: wan le! lian! |
| [04:58.916] | yi: lian! |
| [04:59.296] | jia: lian hai jiu de xiang ge lian de |
| [04:59.828] | yi: na dang ran la! |
| [05:00.888] | jia: zhe da gua ta ai shi a |
| [05:02.569] | yi: ? na zen me ban a? |
| [05:03.533] | jia: ye shang dian er, ba da gua de xia bai wan qi lan yao ji shang, ba xiu zi wan qi lai lou chu ge bo |
| [05:06.864] | yi: hai ye shang dian er, ze, ni qiao, xiao yi jin er duan da ban er. guang ting shuo guo" mi zong quan" cong lai mei jian guo a, jin er zan kai kai yan, kan kan zhe tang" mi zong quan" |
| [05:15.708] | jia: na wo jiu bu ke qi le! |
| [05:21.331] | yi: hai, zhe hai ke qi shen me ya |
| [05:21.783] | jia: wo shi dang chang xian chou, |
| [05:22.404] | yi: |
| [05:22.798] | jia: zhu wei, tai ai! tai ai! bao quan gong shou xiang guan zhong xing li |
| [05:23.125] | yi: hao, ai ai ai, bu nin, nin zhe shi shen me yi si? |
| [05:26.560] | jia: wu lin de gui ju, |
| [05:27.389] | yi: o o |
| [05:28.289] | jia: bao quan gong shou, zhe jiao bai yi bai bu jian wai, shi li duo ren bu guai |
| [05:32.589] | yi: li fa hai bu shao |
| [05:34.521] | jia: zai zuo de zhu wei, |
| [05:36.648] | yi: a |
| [05:36.997] | jia: wen de nin shi lao xian sheng, |
| [05:37.668] | yi: ei |
| [05:38.006] | jia: wu de nin shi lao shi fu |
| [05:38.933] | yi: dui! |
| [05:39.719] | jia: chang li chang wai, |
| [05:40.607] | yi: a! |
| [05:41.362] | jia: yi zhan yi li, |
| [05:41.803] | yi: shi! |
| [05:42.639] | jia: san lao si shao, shi ge wei lao da |
| [05:43.928] | yi: ye... ei? zen me... |
| [05:46.287] | jia: jin tian wo zai ci xian chou, bian qie kou hao yu bu hao, qing duo duo de zhi jiao! |
| [05:50.569] | yi: zhe shen me wei r zhe shi? |
| [05:52.833] | jia: zai xia wo shi ge xue tu, |
| [05:54.292] | yi: |
| [05:54.887] | jia: chu xue zha lian, wo lian guo dao qiang jian ji, fu yue gou cha, bian jian chui zhua, tang gun shuo bang, guai zi liu xing wo lian guo dai gou r de, dai jian er de, dai ren er de, dai ci er de, dai e mei zhen er de, dai suo lian er de, |
| [06:04.435] | yi: hei! |
| [06:05.584] | jia: wo da guo quan, hui yi xia quan |
| [06:06.737] | yi: dui! |
| [06:07.113] | jia: wo ti guo tui, jiao wang gao chu yi ti! |
| [06:07.728] | yi: bian qie kou hao! |
| [06:08.266] | jia: wo de gong di er bu shen, |
| [06:09.124] | yi: shi! |
| [06:09.888] | jia: xue de bu dao jia, |
| [06:10.480] | yi: dui! |
| [06:10.941] | jia: jin tian wo lian ta yi tao mi zong quan, |
| [06:11.497] | yi: lian yi tao! |
| [06:12.497] | jia: wo yao lian hao le, |
| [06:12.911] | yi: zen me yang? |
| [06:13.270] | jia: suan wo meng zhe le, |
| [06:13.837] | yi: shi! |
| [06:14.241] | jia: ni kan wo mai le li qi le, bo zi shang jian le han er le, |
| [06:16.396] | yi: zen me yang? |
| [06:16.924] | jia: ni gei wo gu gu zhang, peng peng chang, |
| [06:17.635] | yi: hao! |
| [06:18.188] | jia: yao li de ling qian fu yu, |
| [06:19.741] | yi: zen me yang? |
| [06:20.117] | jia: ni bang wo ge cai li er, |
| [06:20.883] | yi: xing! |
| [06:21.629] | jia: mei dai ling qian ye bu yao jin, |
| [06:22.412] | yi: zen me ban? |
| [06:23.061] | jia: zhan jiao zhu wei, |
| [06:23.618] | yi: hao! |
| [06:24.211] | jia: bang wo ge ren li er, |
| [06:24.501] | yi: ming bai le ye? ai? |
| [06:25.813] | jia: ai you hei! |
| [06:26.103] | yi: bu bu bu, ting ting ting, da ba shi mai yi a? hai yao qian shi ma? |
| [06:33.986] | jia: ai, bu yao qian, |
| [06:36.226] | yi: ai, bu neng yao qian, |
| [06:39.508] | jia: ba xin ge du zi li tou yi mo yi de du zi, |
| [06:39.978] | yi: a a |
| [06:40.608] | jia: bu yao qian |
| [06:41.002] | yi: bu yao qian! |
| [06:41.294] | jia: lian wan le yi hou, |
| [06:41.633] | yi: a |
| [06:42.090] | jia: wo you yi zong bao bei, |
| [06:42.477] | yi: shi? |
| [06:43.020] | jia: jiao" hu gu" gu" zi la chang yin nian zhui feng gao", |
| [06:43.557] | yi: huo! |
| [06:52.786] | jia: wo zhe gao yao wu lun ni shi yao teng tui teng shan yao cha qi, ni tie shang wo zhe gao yao, yi guo lai zu lan jia wo san tian bao ni xia di... |
| [06:54.633] | yi: bu bu bu, ting ting ting..., zen me you pao dao mai gao yao na er qu la? |
| [06:56.335] | jia: chuan la, chuan na er qu la |
| [07:02.644] | yi: huo, la ge yun shou, shuang fei yan er! huo! hao, piao liang! jia yi ge xuan kong zhuan shen, cha dian mei shuai dao, yi gan jin qu fu ai ai, ai! |
| [07:10.713] | jia: bu xing! |
| [07:11.059] | yi: wo shuo |
| [07:14.602] | jia: bu lian la! |
| [07:15.128] | yi: wo shuo |
| [07:15.531] | jia: bu lian la! wo shang ci qu kan bei fang qu xiao de xue sheng biao yan zhe duan, zhe li hao xiang shi yi wen jia wei shi me bu lian le? jia hui da ku yao dai duan le |
| [07:17.129] | yi: zan zhe bu lian quan ma? |
| [07:18.588] | jia: dui, da tang ba shi, lian tang quan, |
| [07:18.905] | yi: lian quan |
| [07:19.134] | jia: ba shi ba shi, quan ping de shi shen me a? |
| [07:19.513] | yi: quan ping zhe jia shi! |
| [07:20.010] | jia: ei! xian liang ge jia er kao kao ni, |
| [07:20.666] | yi: o, kao kao wo? |
| [07:21.010] | jia: ni neng shuo shang ming r lai ma? |
| [07:21.475] | yi: zan kan kan! |
| [07:21.933] | jia: qiao zhe jiao shen ma? bai chu qi ma dun dang shi de jia shi |
| [07:22.411] | yi:" qi ma dun dang shi", dui ma? |
| [07:27.146] | jia: o, meng zhe la |
| [07:30.459] | yi: shen me jiao meng de na |
| [07:31.428] | jia: zhe ge bai chu jin ji du li de jia shi |
| [07:34.104] | yi: yi tiao tui er, |
| [07:34.676] | jia: a |
| [07:35.036] | yi:" jin ji du li"! |
| [07:35.434] | jia: huo! |
| [07:35.786] | yi: zen me yang! |
| [07:36.154] | jia: zhe ge yi tiao tui du li, ling yi tiao tui tai qi, shang ban shen qian qing ji hu yu di mian ping xing, liang bi xiang liang bian ping shen |
| [07:36.514] | yi:" ye cha tan hai"! |
| [07:36.881] | jia: zhe ge liang tui ban dun, liang bi xiang shang shen yu tou de liang ce |
| [07:37.296] | yi:" ju huo shao tian"! |
| [07:37.711] | jia: kan zhun le zai shuo |
| [07:38.656] | yi: ? bu zhi dao, nin zhe shi? |
| [07:40.067] | jia: dian shi ji na nei tian xian. |
| [07:40.439] | yi: o, zou! |
| [07:42.753] |
| [00:04.702] | jiǎ: zán men zhè gè qū yuàn zá tán de jié mù, |
| [00:05.836] | yǐ: a |
| [00:07.032] | jiǎ: shì fēng fù duō cǎi. |
| [00:07.738] | yǐ: duì |
| [00:08.580] | jiǎ: yǒu shuō de, |
| [00:08.960] | yǐ: |
| [00:09.281] | jiǎ: yǒu chàng de, |
| [00:09.850] | yǐ: yǒu |
| [00:10.308] | jiǎ: yǒu liàn de, yǒu biàn de. |
| [00:10.713] | yǐ: shì shì |
| [00:11.825] | jiǎ: zhī dào wǒ gàn shén me de? |
| [00:14.031] | yǐ: zhè bù gǎn shuō la |
| [00:15.168] | jiǎ: liàn jiā zǐ! |
| [00:16.553] | yǐ: liàn jiā zǐ? |
| [00:17.320] | jiǎ: wǔ shù quán shù, gēn nǐ shuō zhè gè bù dǒng a |
| [00:18.092] | yǐ: zěn me bù dǒng! |
| [00:18.631] | jiǎ: nǐ bú shì zhè lǐ shì |
| [00:23.816] | yǐ: shén shén me bú shì zhè lǐ shì, bù jiù shì liàn quán ma? zhè zhè yǒu shén me la! tài jí quán duì bú duì? |
| [00:24.994] | jiǎ: a a |
| [00:25.903] | yǐ: hóu quán |
| [00:26.684] | jiǎ: a |
| [00:27.073] | yǐ: zuì quán nán quán cháng quán fǎn zhèng fǎn zhèng dǎ quán ma? bù jiù dǎ quán ma? zhè yǒu shén me a! |
| [00:31.786] | jiǎ: jiù zhè me jǐ zhǒng a? |
| [00:33.964] | yǐ: zhè hái shǎo a? |
| [00:36.313] | jiǎ: hēng, zhī dào wǒ huì duō shǎo yàng ér quán? |
| [00:38.805] | yǐ: nà wǒ nǎ ér zhī dào a? |
| [00:39.993] | jiǎ: gào sù nǐ, |
| [00:40.381] | yǐ: a |
| [00:41.874] | jiǎ: bù xià yī bǎi zhǒng. |
| [00:45.113] | yǐ: a! nín huì liàn de? néng yǒu yī bǎi zhǒng? |
| [00:46.546] | jiǎ: dà gài hái bù zhǐ. |
| [00:53.005] | yǐ: éi, nà nín néng bù néng gěi wǒ men jiè shào jiè shào nín huì liàn de dōu yǒu shén me quán? |
| [00:53.643] | jiǎ: kě yǐ ya! |
| [00:54.050] | yǐ: nín shuō shuō ba! |
| [00:54.695] | jiǎ: shǒu xiān shuō ba, |
| [00:56.352] | yǐ: |
| [00:59.936] | jiǎ: yǒu mèng sū qī shì quán, tīng shuō guò méi yǒu? |
| [01:02.246] | yǐ: mèng sū qī shì... , yǒu diǎn ér ěr wén, |
| [01:02.987] | jiǎ: a |
| [01:03.731] | yǐ: hái yǒu shén me quán? |
| [01:05.596] | jiǎ: cùn jǐn zhāng guān dōng quán |
| [01:06.811] | yǐ: ó |
| [01:19.649] | jiǎ: xié chuān xīng qiū quán zhèng sī chán fēng quán huái dé shuāi cǎi quán tán fāng gǔn lòu quán yàn qīng diē jià quán lǐ kuí yìng běng quán sān xīng pào chuí quán shí wèi" sān huáng pào chuí quán" zhī wù hǔ hè shuāng xíng quán, |
| [01:20.953] | yǐ: ó...! lā cháng yīn |
| [01:28.802] | jiǎ: yǒu dá zūn quán mí zǔ quán tài yǐ quán tài suì quán tài zǔ cháng quán wǔ zǔ hè yáng quán tài zǔ qī shí èr shì quán, |
| [01:29.239] | yǐ: hái yǒu shén me quán? |
| [01:29.808] | jiǎ: yǒu yī zōng quán |
| [01:30.589] | yǐ: |
| [01:58.511] | jiǎ: èr yuán quán sān tàng quán sì tòng chuí quán sì bǎ yuè jiā quán wǔ zhàn quán wǔ hǔ pá shān quán liù hé quán liù hé bā fǎ quán qī shèng quán qī xīng fǎng yǒu quán bā xiān quán bā jí quán jiǔ jìn fēi lóng quán shí bǎ nèi wài quán shí èr gōu quán shí sān tài bǎo quán shí sān zhuā shǎo lín quán yī shí bā nèi shǎn fān quán èr shí sì cā mǎ quán sān shí liù bǐ shǒu quán qī shí èr héng quán xiǎo shí quán yī bǎi líng bā luó hàn quán, |
| [02:00.123] | yǐ: zhè quán hái zhēn bù shǎo! |
| [02:00.968] | jiǎ: hái yǒu fēi hǔ quán |
| [02:01.507] | yǐ: |
| [02:18.326] | jiǎ: fú hǔ quán qīng lóng quán jiāo lóng quán táng láng quán bái hè quán dà hēi quán dà mǎng quán, yǒu shǔ quán niú quán hǔ quán tù quán lóng quán shé quán mǎ quán yáng quán hóu quán jī quán gǒu quán bào quán shī quán xióng quán fèng quán yào quán fēi hǔ biān quán bái yuán tōng bì quán, |
| [02:18.931] | yǐ: hái yǒu shén me quán? |
| [02:20.081] | jiǎ: yǒu dà hóng quán |
| [02:21.151] | yǐ: ó! |
| [02:32.771] | jiǎ: xiǎo hóng quán dà chéng quán mì zōng quán nèi jiā quán wài jiā quán yīn jiā quán yáng jiā quán huò jiā quán zhào jiā quán cài jiā quán mò jiā quán zhāo yáng quán bǎo jiàn quán kāi shān quán kào shān quán gōng lì quán pīng pāng quán kě néng shì bú duì de bēng mó quán zǐ mǔ quán bái méi quán tuō kào quán shì mén quán dì tàng quán |
| [02:34.027] | yǐ: ó |
| [02:34.475] | jiǎ: tài zǐ jiàn quán, |
| [02:34.929] | yǐ: a |
| [02:37.228] | jiǎ: yǒu kòng shǒu yìng shǒu xíng shǒu quán, xíng yì xīn yì rú yì quán, |
| [02:38.392] | yǐ: wán la? |
| [02:38.791] | jiǎ: pī quán guà quán |
| [02:39.967] | yǐ: hái yǒu? |
| [02:40.805] | jiǎ: jié quán tiào quán, |
| [02:41.263] | yǐ: huò! |
| [02:51.925] | jiǎ: yǒu dàn quán kuài quán běng quán zǎn quán cháng quán duǎn quán héng quán duàn quán nán quán tài quán yǎng quán chā quán huā quán tào quán liāo quán zhā quán pī guà shǒu quán zì rán quán yīn yáng tài jí quán wǔ dāng tài yǐ wǔ xíng quán! |
| [02:53.149] | yǐ: hǎo!! |
| [02:57.099] | jiǎ: gè wèi, zhī dào ma? |
| [02:57.643] | yǐ: shén me shì ér? |
| [02:59.290] | jiǎ: wǒ liàn de zuì hǎo de, |
| [03:00.535] | yǐ: zuì bàng de? |
| [03:01.435] | jiǎ: zuì ná shǒu de, |
| [03:02.777] | yǐ: shén me quán? |
| [03:05.559] | jiǎ: jiù shì nèi gè huò yuán jiǎ de" mí zōng quán". |
| [03:08.183] | yǐ: mí zōng quán? |
| [03:09.194] | jiǎ: mí zōng quán de tè diǎn zhī dào ma? |
| [03:09.879] | yǐ: shén me ya? |
| [03:12.099] | jiǎ: cuān bèng tiào yuè pǎo suō xiǎo mián ruǎn qiǎo |
| [03:13.288] | yǐ: shí gè zì! |
| [03:14.537] | jiǎ: gāng róu bìng jí, kuài ér yǒu lì. |
| [03:17.827] | yǐ: duì! |
| [03:18.574] | jiǎ: wǒ men jiā shàng bèi r gēn tā men jiā xiāng hǎo, |
| [03:19.065] | yǐ: shì a? |
| [03:22.447] | jiǎ: xué huì le, chuán dào wǒ zhè ér le. |
| [03:22.889] | yǐ: āi yā! nà tài hǎo la! |
| [03:23.309] | jiǎ: |
| [03:28.253] | yǐ: jì rán nín huì liàn, zhè me zhāo, |
| [03:28.468] | jiǎ: a |
| [03:29.308] | yǐ: jīn ér zài zhè ér, zán men dà huǒ ér huān yíng tā gěi zán liàn yī tàng" mí zōng quán" zěn me yàng? |
| [03:35.513] | jiǎ: nǎ ér liàn nà? |
| [03:35.762] | yǐ: jiù zài zhè ér liàn, zěn me yàng? |
| [03:36.810] | jiǎ: zài zhè ér liàn? |
| [03:38.933] | yǐ: a, liàn liàn ba? |
| [03:40.280] | jiǎ: nǐ zhè jiào huài mén ér |
| [03:41.894] | yǐ: zěn me huài mén ér nà? |
| [03:42.677] | jiǎ: huài mén ér a |
| [03:43.207] | yǐ: méi nà yì sī a |
| [03:43.996] | jiǎ: chéng xīn ràng wǒ zāi gēn tou, |
| [03:45.176] | yǐ: shuí ya? |
| [03:46.113] | jiǎ: zhè shén me dì fang ér? |
| [03:48.271] | yǐ: qū yuàn zá tán nà |
| [03:51.693] | jiǎ: hái shì de, zài zuò de gè wèi nǐ dōu liǎo jiě ma? |
| [03:53.059] | yǐ: āi yōu, bù tài liǎo jiě |
| [03:54.623] | jiǎ: zhè lǐ tou cáng lóng wò hǔ a, jìng shì gāo rén nà! |
| [03:56.678] | yǐ: shì a? |
| [03:59.801] | jiǎ: nǐ zhī dào zhè lǐ nǎ wèi shì kūn lún shān de xiá kè? |
| [04:03.226] | yǐ: a, hāi! |
| [04:03.444] | jiǎ: nǎ wèi shì é méi shān de luó hàn? nǎ wèi shì wǔ dāng shān de lǎo dào? nǎ wèi shì shǎo lín sì de hé shàng? |
| [04:08.541] | yǐ: hē hē ā... nín fàng xīn, yī wèi yě méi yǒu, a |
| [04:11.327] | jiǎ: yě xǔ zài zuò de jiù yǒu wǔ lín gāo shǒu, |
| [04:14.097] | yǐ: a, nà bèi bú zhù |
| [04:15.356] | jiǎ: wǔ shù quán shī, |
| [04:16.014] | yǐ: duì! |
| [04:16.752] | jiǎ: wǔ tán xīn xiù, |
| [04:17.480] | yǐ: shì! |
| [04:17.873] | jiǎ: tǐ cāo jiào liàn, |
| [04:18.275] | yǐ: a! |
| [04:18.690] | jiǎ: wǔ shù de guàn jūn, guó jì cái pàn, ào lín pǐ kè de zhǔ xí zài zhè ér ne, wǒ gǎn liàn ma? |
| [04:21.513] | yǐ: xiào hāi, wǒ shuō nín nà, duō lǜ la, tā jiù shì lái yě lái bù liǎo zhè me quán nà, |
| [04:27.468] | jiǎ: bù shì bú shì hěn wéi nán de biǎo qíng |
| [04:29.358] | yǐ: zài shuō le, zán zhè shì suí biàn liàn zhe wán ér, shuí hái néng xiào huà nín nà? |
| [04:32.868] | jiǎ: bú shì, wǒ yí gè duō lǐ bài méi liàn pà bù xíng la |
| [04:35.242] | yǐ: zhè jiào shén me gōng fū, yí gè lǐ bài bù liàn jiù wán la? |
| [04:37.437] | jiǎ: a |
| [04:38.825] | yǐ: wǒ shuō nǐ zhè shì zhǎo cí ér, |
| [04:40.421] | jiǎ: bù, bú shì zhǎo cí ér, |
| [04:40.967] | yǐ: nǐ xián zhè ér rén shǎo shì zěn me zhè? |
| [04:42.395] | jiǎ: bù bù bú shì nà yì sī |
| [04:43.107] | yǐ: a? ná jià zi |
| [04:43.567] | jiǎ: méi méi jià zi |
| [04:44.297] | yǐ: a? |
| [04:45.107] | jiǎ: méi jià zi |
| [04:45.843] | yǐ: dà huǒ ér zhè me huān yíng, nǐ yào shì bù liàn kě yǒu diǎn ér shuō bù guò qù a |
| [04:48.920] | jiǎ: a? |
| [04:49.552] | yǐ: zhè yào bù liàn kě jiù yǒu diǎn shuō bù guò qù la? |
| [04:50.021] | jiǎ: zhēn yào liàn? zhēn yào liàn liàn? |
| [04:56.884] | yǐ: liàn liàn ba! |
| [04:58.604] | jiǎ: wán le! liàn! |
| [04:58.916] | yǐ: liàn! |
| [04:59.296] | jiǎ: liàn hái jiù dé xiàng gè liàn de |
| [04:59.828] | yǐ: nà dāng rán la! |
| [05:00.888] | jiǎ: zhè dà guà tā ài shì a |
| [05:02.569] | yǐ: ? nà zěn me bàn a? |
| [05:03.533] | jiǎ: yē shàng diǎn ér, bǎ dà guà de xià bǎi wǎn qǐ lán yāo jì shang, bǎ xiù zi wǎn qǐ lái lòu chū gē bó |
| [05:06.864] | yǐ: hái yē shàng diǎn ér, zé, nǐ qiáo, xiǎo yī jīn ér duǎn dǎ ban ér. guāng tīng shuō guò" mí zōng quán" cóng lái méi jiàn guò a, jīn ér zán kāi kāi yǎn, kàn kàn zhè tàng" mí zōng quán" |
| [05:15.708] | jiǎ: nà wǒ jiù bù kè qì le! |
| [05:21.331] | yǐ: hāi, zhè hái kè qì shén me ya |
| [05:21.783] | jiǎ: wǒ shì dāng chǎng xiàn chǒu, |
| [05:22.404] | yǐ: |
| [05:22.798] | jiǎ: zhū wèi, tái ài! tái ài! bào quán gǒng shǒu xiàng guān zhòng xíng lǐ |
| [05:23.125] | yǐ: hǎo, āi āi āi, bù nín, nín zhè shì shén me yì sī? |
| [05:26.560] | jiǎ: wǔ lín de guī jǔ, |
| [05:27.389] | yǐ: ó ó |
| [05:28.289] | jiǎ: bào quán gǒng shǒu, zhè jiào bài yī bài bú jiàn wài, shì lǐ duō rén bù guài |
| [05:32.589] | yǐ: lǐ fǎ hái bù shǎo |
| [05:34.521] | jiǎ: zài zuò de zhū wèi, |
| [05:36.648] | yǐ: a |
| [05:36.997] | jiǎ: wén de nín shì lǎo xiān shēng, |
| [05:37.668] | yǐ: éi |
| [05:38.006] | jiǎ: wǔ de nín shì lǎo shī fū |
| [05:38.933] | yǐ: duì! |
| [05:39.719] | jiǎ: chǎng lǐ chǎng wài, |
| [05:40.607] | yǐ: a! |
| [05:41.362] | jiǎ: yī zhàn yī lì, |
| [05:41.803] | yǐ: shì! |
| [05:42.639] | jiǎ: sān lǎo sì shǎo, shì gè wèi lǎo dà |
| [05:43.928] | yǐ: yē... éi? zěn me... |
| [05:46.287] | jiǎ: jīn tiān wǒ zài cǐ xiàn chǒu, biàn qiè kǒu hǎo yǔ bù hǎo, qǐng duō duō de zhǐ jiào! |
| [05:50.569] | yǐ: zhè shén me wèi r zhè shì? |
| [05:52.833] | jiǎ: zài xià wǒ shì gè xué tú, |
| [05:54.292] | yǐ: |
| [05:54.887] | jiǎ: chū xué zhà liàn, wǒ liàn guò dāo qiāng jiàn jǐ, fǔ yuè gōu chā, biān jiǎn chuí zhuā, tǎng gùn shuò bàng, guǎi zǐ liú xīng wǒ liàn guò dài gōu r de, dài jiān ér de, dài rèn ér de, dài cì ér de, dài é méi zhēn ér de, dài suǒ liàn ér de, |
| [06:04.435] | yǐ: hēi! |
| [06:05.584] | jiǎ: wǒ dǎ guò quán, huī yī xià quán |
| [06:06.737] | yǐ: duì! |
| [06:07.113] | jiǎ: wǒ tī guò tuǐ, jiǎo wǎng gāo chù yī tī! |
| [06:07.728] | yǐ: biàn qiè kǒu hǎo! |
| [06:08.266] | jiǎ: wǒ de gōng dǐ ér bù shēn, |
| [06:09.124] | yǐ: shì! |
| [06:09.888] | jiǎ: xué de bú dào jiā, |
| [06:10.480] | yǐ: duì! |
| [06:10.941] | jiǎ: jīn tiān wǒ liàn tā yī tào mí zōng quán, |
| [06:11.497] | yǐ: liàn yī tào! |
| [06:12.497] | jiǎ: wǒ yào liàn hǎo le, |
| [06:12.911] | yǐ: zěn me yàng? |
| [06:13.270] | jiǎ: suàn wǒ méng zhe le, |
| [06:13.837] | yǐ: shì! |
| [06:14.241] | jiǎ: nǐ kàn wǒ mài le lì qì le, bó zi shàng jiàn le hàn ér le, |
| [06:16.396] | yǐ: zěn me yàng? |
| [06:16.924] | jiǎ: nǐ gěi wǒ gǔ gǔ zhǎng, pěng pěng chǎng, |
| [06:17.635] | yǐ: hǎo! |
| [06:18.188] | jiǎ: yāo lǐ de líng qián fù yù, |
| [06:19.741] | yǐ: zěn me yàng? |
| [06:20.117] | jiǎ: nǐ bāng wǒ gè cái lì ér, |
| [06:20.883] | yǐ: xíng! |
| [06:21.629] | jiǎ: méi dài líng qián yě bú yào jǐn, |
| [06:22.412] | yǐ: zěn me bàn? |
| [06:23.061] | jiǎ: zhàn jiǎo zhù wēi, |
| [06:23.618] | yǐ: hǎo! |
| [06:24.211] | jiǎ: bāng wǒ gè rén lì ér, |
| [06:24.501] | yǐ: míng bái le yē? āi? |
| [06:25.813] | jiǎ: āi yōu hēi! |
| [06:26.103] | yǐ: bù bù bù, tíng tíng tíng, dǎ bǎ shì mài yì a? hái yào qián shì ma? |
| [06:33.986] | jiǎ: āi, bú yào qián, |
| [06:36.226] | yǐ: āi, bù néng yào qián, |
| [06:39.508] | jiǎ: bǎ xīn gē dǔ zi lǐ tou yī mō yǐ de dǔ zi, |
| [06:39.978] | yǐ: a a |
| [06:40.608] | jiǎ: bú yào qián |
| [06:41.002] | yǐ: bú yào qián! |
| [06:41.294] | jiǎ: liàn wán le yǐ hòu, |
| [06:41.633] | yǐ: a |
| [06:42.090] | jiǎ: wǒ yǒu yī zōng bǎo bèi, |
| [06:42.477] | yǐ: shì? |
| [06:43.020] | jiǎ: jiào" hǔ gǔ" gǔ" zì lā cháng yīn niàn zhuī fēng gāo", |
| [06:43.557] | yǐ: huò! |
| [06:52.786] | jiǎ: wǒ zhè gāo yào wú lùn nǐ shì yāo téng tuǐ téng shǎn yāo chà qì, nǐ tiē shàng wǒ zhè gāo yào, yǐ guò lái zǔ lán jiǎ wǒ sān tiān bǎo nǐ xià dì... |
| [06:54.633] | yǐ: bù bù bù, tíng tíng tíng..., zěn me yòu pǎo dào mài gāo yào nà ér qù la? |
| [06:56.335] | jiǎ: chuàn la, chuàn nà ér qù la |
| [07:02.644] | yǐ: huò, lā gè yún shǒu, shuāng fēi yàn ér! huò! hǎo, piào liàng! jiǎ yí gè xuán kōng zhuàn shēn, chà diǎn méi shuāi dǎo, yǐ gǎn jǐn qù fú āi āi, āi! |
| [07:10.713] | jiǎ: bù xíng! |
| [07:11.059] | yǐ: wǒ shuō |
| [07:14.602] | jiǎ: bù liàn la! |
| [07:15.128] | yǐ: wǒ shuō |
| [07:15.531] | jiǎ: bù liàn la! wǒ shàng cì qù kàn běi fāng qū xiào de xué shēng biǎo yǎn zhè duàn, zhè lǐ hǎo xiàng shì yǐ wèn jiǎ wèi shí me bù liàn le? jiǎ huí dá kù yāo dài duàn le |
| [07:17.129] | yǐ: zán zhè bù liàn quán ma? |
| [07:18.588] | jiǎ: duì, dǎ tàng bǎ shì, liàn tàng quán, |
| [07:18.905] | yǐ: liàn quán |
| [07:19.134] | jiǎ: bǎ shì bǎ shì, quán píng de shì shén me a? |
| [07:19.513] | yǐ: quán píng zhe jià shì! |
| [07:20.010] | jiǎ: éi! xiān liàng gè jià ér kǎo kǎo nǐ, |
| [07:20.666] | yǐ: ó, kǎo kǎo wǒ? |
| [07:21.010] | jiǎ: nǐ néng shuō shàng míng r lái ma? |
| [07:21.475] | yǐ: zán kàn kàn! |
| [07:21.933] | jiǎ: qiáo zhè jiào shén ma? bǎi chū qí mǎ dūn dàng shì de jià shì |
| [07:22.411] | yǐ:" qí mǎ dūn dàng shì", duì ma? |
| [07:27.146] | jiǎ: ó, méng zhe la |
| [07:30.459] | yǐ: shén me jiào méng de nà |
| [07:31.428] | jiǎ: zhè gè bǎi chū jīn jī dú lì de jià shì |
| [07:34.104] | yǐ: yī tiáo tuǐ ér, |
| [07:34.676] | jiǎ: a |
| [07:35.036] | yǐ:" jīn jī dú lì"! |
| [07:35.434] | jiǎ: huò! |
| [07:35.786] | yǐ: zěn me yàng! |
| [07:36.154] | jiǎ: zhè gè yī tiáo tuǐ dú lì, lìng yī tiáo tuǐ tái qǐ, shàng bàn shēn qián qīng jī hū yǔ dì miàn píng xíng, liǎng bì xiàng liǎng biān píng shēn |
| [07:36.514] | yǐ:" yè chā tàn hǎi"! |
| [07:36.881] | jiǎ: zhè gè liǎng tuǐ bàn dūn, liǎng bì xiàng shàng shēn yú tóu de liǎng cè |
| [07:37.296] | yǐ:" jǔ huǒ shāo tiān"! |
| [07:37.711] | jiǎ: kàn zhǔn le zài shuō |
| [07:38.656] | yǐ: ? bù zhī dào, nín zhè shì? |
| [07:40.067] | jiǎ: diàn shì jī nà nèi tiān xiàn. |
| [07:40.439] | yǐ: ó, zǒu! |
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