Drunk On a Plane

Song Drunk On a Plane
Artist Dierks Bentley
Album Riser

Lyrics

[00:10.120] I took 2 weeks vacation
[00:12.000] for the honey moon
[00:14.710] A couple tickets all inclusive
[00:17.300] down in cancun
[00:19.420] I couldn't get my money back so
[00:22.230] I'm in seat 7A
[00:26.510] I'm gettin' drunk on a plane
[00:28.940] I bet the feller on the aisle
[00:31.590] thought I was crazy
[00:33.380] Cause I taped your picture
[00:35.090] To the seat back right beside me
[00:37.890] Now I've got empty mini bottle
[00:40.480] fillin' both our trays
[00:45.080] I'm gettin' drunk on a plane
[00:47.400] Buyin' drinks for everybody
[00:48.770] But the pilot, it's a party
[00:51.650] Got this seven thirty-seven rockin' like the G6
[00:56.320] Stewardess is somethin' sexy
[00:59.020] Leanin' pourin' coke and whiskey
[01:01.070] Told her about my condition
[01:03.060] Got a little mile-high flight attention
[01:06.200] It's mardi gras
[01:08.880] Up in the clouds
[01:11.150] I'm up so high, I may never come down
[01:15.840] I'll try anything to drown out the pain
[01:20.530] They all know why
[01:22.580] I'm gettin' drunk on a plane
[01:33.960] We had this date marked
[01:35.690] on the calendar forever
[01:38.460] We'd take that new wed limo
[01:40.440] to the airport ride together
[01:43.050] I feel like a plastic groom
[01:45.440] Alone up there on top of the cake
[01:49.220] So hey, I'm gettin' drunk on a plane
[01:52.380] Buyin' drinks for everybody
[01:54.460] But the pilot, it's a party
[01:56.820] Got this seven thirty-seven rockin' like a G6
[02:01.520] Stewardess is somethin' sexy
[02:03.780] Leanin' pourin' coke and whiskey
[02:06.020] Told her about my condition
[02:08.270] Got a little mile-high flight attention
[02:12.000] It's mardi gras
[02:14.230] Up in the clouds
[02:16.410] I'm up so high, I may never come down
[02:21.190] I'll try anything to drown out the pain
[02:25.800] They all know why, I'm gettin' drunk on a plane
[02:50.930] On my way home
[02:52.100] I'll bump this seat right up to first class
[02:55.230] So I can drink that cheap
[02:57.300] champagne out of a real glass
[03:00.000] And when we land I'll call her up
[03:02.410] and tell her 'Kiss my ass'
[03:06.330] Cause hey, I'm drunk on a plane
[03:09.980] Buyin' drinks of everybody
[03:11.340] But the pilot, it's a party
[03:13.740] Got this seven thirty-seven rockin' like a G6
[03:18.310] Stewardess is something sexy
[03:21.520] Leanin' pourin' coke and whiskey
[03:23.050] Told her about my condition
[03:25.270] Got a little mile-high flight attention
[03:29.080] It's mardi gras
[03:31.130] Up in the clouds
[03:33.340] I'm up so high
[03:35.810] I may never come down
[03:37.980] I'll try anything to drown out the pain
[03:42.590] They all know why
[03:44.680] I'm gettin' drunk on a plane
[03:49.190] I'm gettin' drunk on a plane
[03:53.720] I'm might be passed out
[03:58.710] In the baggage claim
[04:02.390] But right now, I'm drunk on a plane