| [00:02.-4] | Here you go,Pheebs. 菲比，来 |
| [00:10.-3] | -That's okay. -I'm not having one. 算了 不要了 |
| [00:15.-3] | -All right. -I'll have one. 好 我要一块 |
| [00:18.-3] | So you need a dentist? I've got a good one. 你要找牙医吗？ 我认识一个好医生 |
| [03:26.-4] | ...or that can fall on you... 或是会掉下来的东西 |
| [03:52.-1] | They painted over the word "sapien," for one thing. 他们涂改了标题 |
| [05:00.-1] | You wanna show Rachel? Come here. 要不要玩给瑞秋看？过来 |
| [05:02.-1] | You wanna do something fun? Okay. 你想玩好玩的？好 |
| [09:34.-4] | -Oh,isn't it fun? -Look at that! 很好玩吧？ 你看 |
| [10:30.-2] | Joey told me. He saw you two kissing. 乔伊说的，他看到你们接吻 |
| [10:44.-3] | Oh,I'm sorry,honey. I'm so,so.... 对不起，我非常非常… |
| [13:55.-4] | ...for no reason when we get Chinese food? 又不知道为什么 |
| [13:59.-4] | Well,now we got a reason. 现在有用了 |
| [14:39.-3] | And now I can't even return them, because she choked on the receipt! 现在连退都不能退 因为收据被她咬烂了 |
| [14:46.-3] | What are you gonna do? 你要怎么办？ |
| [16:21.-3] | You just have to watch them all the time. 不过你得随时盯着 |
| [16:44.-4] | I was just playing with him,and we were doing the "Alphabet Song"... 我刚才在陪他玩 我们唱了“字母歌” |
| [21:51.-4] | And love 爱人啊 |
| [00:03.52] | Who wants one of my special home-baked brownies? 谁要吃我的特制布朗尼？ |
| [00:06.35] | I'll have one. 我要一块 |
| [00:12.72] | No,no. It's just my tooth. 不是，是我牙痛 |
| [00:20.70] | Thanks. I have a good one too. I just can't see him. 谢了，我也认识一个 只是我不能见他 |
| [00:25.20] | See,that is the problem with invisible dentists. 这就是隐形牙医的问题 |
| [00:29.81] | Why can't you go to him? 你为什么不能去找他？ |
| [00:31.31] | Because every time I go to the dentist,somebody dies. 因为我每次去看牙医 就会有人死 |
| [00:37.48] | That's so weird. Every time I go to the dentist... 真诡异，我每次去看牙医 |
| [00:40.55] | ... I look down the hygienist's blouse. 都会偷看医生的胸口 |
| [00:46.19] | What? …什么？ |
| [00:47.56] | First it was my Aunt Mary. 第一次是玛丽阿姨 |
| [00:49.43] | And then there was John,my mailman. 然后是我的邮差约翰 |
| [00:52.10] | And then my cowboy friend,Albino Bob. 然后是我的牛仔朋友 艾拜诺巴伯 |
| [00:55.93] | And all these people actually died? 这些人真的都死了？ |
| [00:58.34] | Yes. While I was in the chair. 对，当我坐在诊疗椅上时 |
| [01:00.67] | That's why I take care of my teeth. It's not about oral hygiene. 所以我都自己保健牙齿 不是为了口腔卫生 |
| [01:04.14] | I floss to save lives. 我用牙线是为了救人 |
| [01:07.18] | Come on,you didn't kill anybody. 拜托，你没有杀人 |
| [01:09.28] | These people just happened to die when you went to the dentist. 只是这些人死的时候 你刚好去看牙医 |
| [01:13.15] | It's just a coincidence. 这只是巧合 |
| [01:14.82] | Tell that to them. Oh,you can't! They're dead! 你去告诉他们 啊，不行，他们死了 |
| [01:19.42] | The One With the Giant Poking Device 本集播出：“死不死有关系” |
| [02:06.60] | “中央公园” |
| [02:09.11] | Thanks,Gunther. 阿甘，谢了 |
| [02:11.64] | Can I get a napkin too? 可以给一张纸巾吗？ |
| [02:13.31] | Oh,like you don't already have everything. 你还不够称心如意吗？ |
| [02:21.42] | You're in pain. Would you just go to the dentist? Just go. 你痛得很厉害，去看牙医吧 |
| [02:25.16] | Fine. But if you're my next victim... 好，但如果你是下一名受害者 |
| [02:27.36] | ...don't come back as a poltergeist who sucks me into the TV set. 别化身成厉鬼跑回来 把我吸进电视里 |
| [02:31.76] | I promise. 保证不会 |
| [02:32.90] | Although,don't feel like you can't visit. 但还是欢迎你来找我 |
| [02:37.37] | Hey,is Chandler here? 钱德在吗？ |
| [02:41.24] | No. No,he's not. 不在 |
| [02:44.24] | You guys,Joey just saw Janice kissing her ex-husband. 乔伊看到珍妮丝亲她的前夫 |
| [02:49.15] | What? 什么？ |
| [02:50.42] | What are you gonna do? How are you gonna tell Chandler? 你要怎么办？ 要怎么告诉钱德？ |
| [02:53.65] | I was thinking about that. I think the best way would be... 我一直在想这件事 最好的办法就是… |
| [02:57.09] | ...to not. 不要说 |
| [02:59.06] | Joey,if you know about this, you have to tell him. 乔伊，既然你知道了 就得告诉他 |
| [03:02.43] | It'll kill him. It'll just kill him. 那他就完了，真的完了 |
| [03:04.93] | Wait till I go to the dentist. Maybe I'll kill him. 等我去看牙医吧 或许我会让他完了 |
| [03:13.34] | I think Naked Guy's using a hammock. It's like a Play-Doh fat factory. 丑裸男在睡吊床 好像猪肉工厂喔 |
| [03:19.21] | I'm going to the dentist. So listen... 我要去看牙医了，听我说 |
| [03:21.68] | ...just be on the lookout for anything that you could fall into... 小心会让你们掉进去的东西 |
| [03:28.79] | ...or.... 或是… |
| [03:30.12] | All right,just look out! 总之要小心 |
| [03:33.73] | And I also just want to.... 我还想要… |
| [03:36.03] | I just want to tell you all that.... 我只想告诉你们… |
| [03:44.54] | I have a problem. I have to go into work for a few hours. 我有一个麻烦 我得去忙上几个小时 |
| [03:47.87] | Some kids messed up the Homo sapien display. 有一些小孩大闹智人展览 （与同性恋同字） |
| [03:50.81] | What did they do? 怎么个闹法？ |
| [03:56.05] | Then they rearranged the figures. Let's just leave it at that. 然后又把人偶重新排列 这个就不说了 |
| [04:01.32] | Do you want me to watch Ben for you? 要我帮你照顾班吗？ |
| [04:03.52] | That's what I was gonna ask. Thank you. 我正要拜托你，谢谢 |
| [04:05.72] | Wait,hello! What about me? 等一下，让我来如何？ |
| [04:07.89] | You. You want to watch Ben? 你！你想照顾班？ |
| [04:15.73] | That would be great! I just asked Monica... 太好了 我拜托摩妮卡是因为… |
| [04:18.47] | ... because I know how empty her life is. 她的生活很空虚 |
| [04:26.11] | I got a science question. 我有个科学问题 |
| [04:27.91] | If the Homo sapiens were,in fact, "homo" sapiens... 如果智人真的是“同志”人 |
| [04:35.00] | ...is that why they're extinct? 所以才会绝种吗？ |
| [04:40.43] | Joey,Homo sapiens are people. 乔伊，智人就是人 |
| [04:43.90] | Hey,I'm not judging. 我没有批评的意思 |
| [04:48.13] | Look,Benny! Spoon! 小班，你看，汤匙 |
| [04:50.64] | Spoon! 汤匙 |
| [04:53.94] | Come on. All right,you know what? I think he's bored. 我看他觉得很无聊 |
| [04:57.51] | Here. You wanna play the airplane game? 来，要不要玩坐飞机？ |
| [05:15.46] | You're so brave. You're so brave! Yes,you are. 你最勇敢了，最最勇敢了 |
| [05:18.76] | -You're so brave. -You're okay. 没事了 |
| [05:20.83] | He's fine. Let's just put him down. 他没事，把他放下 |
| [05:23.27] | Come here,babe. Yes,you're such a good boy. 宝贝，过来，你好乖 |
| [05:26.34] | How could you do that to him?! Ross trusted me! What's he gonna say? 你怎么可以撞到他？ 罗斯很信任我，他会怎么说？ |
| [05:30.78] | Nothing,because we're not telling him. 不会的，我们不会告诉他 |
| [05:33.01] | -We're not? -No. 不会吗？ 不会 |
| [05:34.21] | All right,I like that. 这样好 |
| [05:37.12] | So we're okay. We're okay,aren't we? 你没事，你没事对吧？ |
| [05:39.45] | No,we're not okay. There's a bump. 不，你有事，这里肿起来了 |
| [05:41.85] | What bump? 什么肿起来？ |
| [05:43.22] | Oh,my God! Well,push it in! Push it in! 天哪，把它压下去！ |
| [05:46.02] | I cannot push it in! 我不能把它压下去 |
| [05:49.56] | Okay,we're gonna need a distraction. 好，我们得分散注意力 好 |
| [05:51.86] | That's it. 就是这样 好 |
| [05:53.30] | I got it! 我知道了 好 |
| [05:54.63] | The second Ross walks in... 罗斯一走进来 |
| [05:56.47] | ...take him to your bedroom and do whatever you do... 你就拉他进房间 使出浑身解数 |
| [05:59.40] | ...that makes him go "rheeeee!" 让他快活 |
| [06:03.31] | Or... 或者… |
| [06:06.31] | ...we could put a hat on his head. 我们也可以帮他戴帽子 |
| [06:08.51] | A hat! Yes! We need a hat! Where are we gonna find a tiny little hat? 帽子！没错，我们需要帽子 要去哪里找小帽子？ |
| [06:13.52] | I'll get Rainy Day Bear! 我去拿雨天小熊 |
| [06:15.32] | Because he'll know what to do? 因为他有办法？ |
| [06:18.02] | Oh,my God. You're a genius! 天哪，你真是天才 |
| [06:19.92] | It's kind of sewn on. 好像缝死了 |
| [06:21.89] | Give it. Give it. 拿来… 好 |
| [06:28.00] | It's just like a bloodbath in here today! 今天这里真是血腥啊 |
| [06:36.27] | Hey,hold on a second. Hold on a second. 等一下… |
| [06:40.24] | Do you think these pearls are nice? 你觉得这串珍珠漂亮吗？ |
| [06:42.88] | I'd prefer a mountain bike. 我比较喜欢登山车 |
| [06:46.05] | Janice's birthday's coming. I wanna get her something special. 珍妮丝的生日快到了 我想送她特别的礼物 |
| [06:50.86] | -Come in here with me. -Wait! 陪我进去 慢着 |
| [06:55.53] | You wanna get her something special? Get her flowers. 你想来点特别的？送花嘛 |
| [06:58.26] | Get her candy. Get her gum. Girls love gum. 送糖，送口香糖 女生都喜欢口香糖 |
| [07:01.37] | That's a good idea. "Dear Janice: Have a Hubba-Bubba birthday." 好主意，“亲爱的珍妮丝 祝你生日快乐得冒泡” |
| [07:06.37] | I'd like to get her something serious. 我想送一份严肃的礼物 |
| [07:09.11] | You want something serious. 你要严肃的东西 |
| [07:11.44] | You know what you should do? You should get her one of those... 知道吗？你应该送… |
| [07:14.81] | ... barium enemas. 灌肠剂 |
| [07:18.62] | Those are dead serious. 那个严肃得要命 |
| [07:20.79] | Look,I'm gonna go in here. And you don't buy me anything,ever! 我要进去 你以后不要送东西给我 |
| [07:25.46] | You can't! You can't. You can't buy her pearls. 不行！你不能送她珍珠项链 |
| [07:28.26] | You just can't,you can't, you can't! 不行，不行，不行… |
| [07:30.90] | Why not? 为什么不行？ |
| [07:34.13] | Oh,God. 天哪 |
| [07:37.27] | Here's the thing. 是这样的 |
| [07:39.74] | This is the thing. Okay,the thing is 是这样的… |
| [07:41.84] | What is the thing? 是怎样？ 好 |
| [07:44.84] | I went down to the Mattress King's showroom... 我那天去床垫大王的卖场 |
| [07:48.28] | ...and I saw Janice kissing her ex-husband. 看到珍妮丝在亲她的前夫 |
| [07:53.08] | What? 什么？ |
| [07:54.69] | They were in his office. 他们在他的办公室里 |
| [07:59.52] | She wouldn't do that. She's with me. 她不会亲他的，她跟我在一起 |
| [08:02.69] | I'm telling you,I saw it. 是真的，我亲眼看到 |
| [08:04.50] | Well,you're wrong. You're wrong. 你看错了，你错了 |
| [08:06.63] | I'm not wrong. 我没有看错 |
| [08:08.33] | I wish I was. 我巴不得我看错了 |
| [08:12.30] | I'm sorry. 对不起 |
| [08:17.94] | Bet that barium enema doesn't sound so bad now. 现在觉得送灌肠剂不错吧？ |
| [08:23.15] | It makes more sense as an ensemble. And it takes the focus off the hat. 穿整套比较不奇怪 也免得帽子太显眼 |
| [08:29.05] | Oh! You're alive! You're alive! 你们还活着！ |
| [08:33.46] | I promised you no one would die,didn't l? 我不是保证过没有人会死？ |
| [08:36.19] | We'll see about that. Can I use your phone to call everyone I know? 待会就知道了 借我打电话给我认识的人 |
| [08:39.86] | Sure. We have no money. Go ahead. 你用吧，我们没钱，请便 |
| [08:43.90] | Hey,you're not dead! Okay,see you. 喂，你没死！ 好，再见 |
| [08:49.34] | Monica. 摩妮卡 |
| [08:51.34] | Oh,my God! He just said my name! 天哪，他叫我的名字 |
| [08:54.05] | Did you hear that? 你听到了吗？ |
| [08:56.51] | Monica bang! 摩妮卡，砰 |
| [09:01.62] | Okay,I heard that. 我听到了 |
| [09:04.22] | Did he just say,"Monica bang"? 他是不是说“摩妮卡，砰”？ |
| [09:06.59] | Oh,my God! He's gonna rat me out! 天哪，他要告我的密 |
| [09:10.09] | Monica bang! 摩妮卡，砰 |
| [09:13.20] | Sweetie,you need to stop saying that now. 小乖乖，你不能再说了 |
| [09:16.70] | It's no big deal. It's not even worth mentioning. 没什么大不了的 根本不值得一提 |
| [09:19.44] | You see? We all do it all the time. 懂吗？我们经常撞来撞去 |
| [09:21.74] | See? Watch this. 懂吗？看我的 |
| [09:25.08] | Monica bang! Everybody bang! 摩妮卡，砰，大家，砰 |
| [09:28.25] | Ben bang! 班，砰 |
| [09:29.48] | Rachel bang! 瑞秋，砰 |
| [09:31.38] | Bang,Rachel! Bang! 砰，瑞秋，砰 |
| [09:36.92] | We all do it! 大家都在砰 |
| [09:38.42] | -Okay,I'm stopping now. -Are you okay? 我不撞了 你还好吗？ |
| [09:41.36] | You know,if it's not a headboard,it's just not worth it. 如果不是床头板，根本不值得 |
| [09:56.11] | How's my Bing-a-ling? 我的小宾宾好吗？ |
| [10:02.21] | I don't know. 我不知道 |
| [10:04.08] | You tell me. 你说呢？ |
| [10:06.48] | Anything you want to tell me? 你有话要对我说吗？ |
| [10:09.72] | Because if you.... You should 因为要是你…你应该… |
| [10:11.62] | You would tell me. 你会告诉我 |
| [10:15.33] | Why are your eyes so wide? 你为什么瞪着眼睛？ |
| [10:18.90] | You tell me. 你说呢？ |
| [10:21.10] | Maybe it's because I was just fooling around with my ex. 也许是因为 我和旧情人搞在一起 |
| [10:24.47] | Oh,no. That was you! 不不不，不不不，那是你！ |
| [10:26.64] | Oh,my God! 我的天 |
| [10:27.84] | -All right! -How did you know? 很好 你怎么知道？ |
| [10:32.41] | In the park? 在公园里？ |
| [10:35.01] | No. In his office. How many kisses were there? 不是，在他的办公室 你们亲了几次？ |
| [10:38.08] | Just those two! 就那两次 |
| [10:39.35] | Why? 为什么？… |
| [10:41.00] | Why was there kissing? There should be no kissing! 为什么接吻？你们不该接吻的 |
| [10:47.86] | I'm so,so sorry. I just.... 我非常…抱歉，我只是… |
| [10:52.03] | What happened was l.... I can't breathe. 其实是…我喘不过气来 |
| [10:55.10] | Can you get me a bag or something? 可以给我一个袋子吗？ |
| [10:58.70] | Here. Here. 拿去 |
| [11:04.94] | It's the receipt. 是收据 |
| [11:06.04] | I'll take it. 给我 |
| [11:08.78] | Look,I've got to know. 听着，我一定要知道 |
| [11:13.45] | Are you finished with me? 你跟我结束了吗？ |
| [11:17.82] | Are you finished with him? 你跟他结束了吗？ |
| [11:23.69] | Do you still love him? 你还爱他？ |
| [11:28.87] | Do you still love me? 你还爱我？ |
| [11:32.40] | All right,look... 好，听我说 |
| [11:34.74] | ...I'm gonna need an actual answer here,okay? 我需要明确的答案，好吗？ |
| [11:37.51] | So which is it? 你选哪一个？ |
| [11:40.81] | Him or me? 他还是我？ |
| [11:51.26] | I don't know. 我不知道 |
| [11:55.49] | Okay,if you're alive, you answer your phone! 要是你还活着，请接电话 |
| [12:04.50] | Okay,Ben,I won't tell your daddy that you had ice cream before dinner... 班，我不会告诉爸爸 你在晚餐前吃冰 |
| [12:09.11] | ...if you won't tell him about our little bonking incident. 你也不能说出那个小小的意外 |
| [12:13.08] | Number one,I don't think Ben understands the concept of bribery. 第一，班应该不懂什么是贿赂 |
| [12:16.68] | And number two,I 第二，我… |
| [12:20.75] | What? 怎么了？ |
| [12:21.85] | You said "number two." 你说“第二” |
| [12:27.06] | I also said "number one." 我也说了第一 |
| [12:29.29] | I know. 我知道 |
| [12:33.16] | Hey,everyone! 大家好 |
| [12:34.47] | How's my little boy? 我的乖儿子好不好？ |
| [12:36.80] | He's perfect. Aren't you,Ben? 他好得很 对不对，班？ |
| [12:38.70] | -He's never been better. -What did you do,take him whaling? 他好得不得了 你们带他去捕鲸吗？ |
| [12:44.58] | Monica. 摩妮卡 |
| [12:45.84] | Oh,my God! He just said your name! That's great! Good job,Ben! 天哪，他说了你的名字 太棒了，干得好 |
| [12:51.18] | Monica bang! 摩妮卡，砰 |
| [12:53.75] | That's right. 没错 |
| [12:55.00] | That's what I'd sound like if I exploded. 那就是我爆炸的声音 |
| [12:59.82] | The curse is broken! I called everybody I know... 诅咒解除了 我联络了所有认识的人 |
| [13:02.59] | ...and everyone is alive! 大家都活着 |
| [13:09.77] | Ugly Naked Guy looks awfully still. 丑裸男一动也不动 |
| [13:18.78] | My God,I killed another one! 天哪，我又杀了一个人 |
| [13:20.75] | The curse is getting stronger too, to bring down something that big. 诅咒变强了 那么胖的人也害得死 |
| [13:25.05] | Maybe he's just taking a nap. 也许他只是在睡觉 |
| [13:27.22] | I'm telling you, he hasn't moved since this morning. 错不了的 他从早上开始就没动过 |
| [13:30.02] | We should call somebody. 我们应该求援 |
| [13:31.72] | Tell them the naked guy we stare at isn't moving? 说我们在偷窥的裸男不动了？ |
| [13:35.13] | We've got to find out if he's alive. 我们得弄清楚他的死活 |
| [13:37.60] | How are we gonna do that? There's no way. 怎么弄清楚？根本没办法 |
| [13:40.20] | Well,there is one way. 有一个办法 |
| [13:42.13] | His window's open. I say... 他的窗子开着，我建议… |
| [13:45.14] | ...we poke him. 我们戳他 |
| [13:52.28] | You know how we save all those chopsticks... 我们每次叫中国菜都会留筷子 |
| [14:02.15] | What? 怎么用？ |
| [14:03.32] | We're fashioning a very long poking device. 我们要做一个很长的探测器 |
| [14:08.29] | All right. 好 |
| [14:12.40] | Hey,what's the matter? 你怎么了？ |
| [14:17.10] | I talked to Janice. 我跟珍妮丝谈过了 |
| [14:19.14] | Oh,my God. Is she going back to him? 天哪，她要回到他身边吗？ |
| [14:22.47] | She doesn't know. 她不知道 |
| [14:24.34] | Says she loves us both. 她说她两个都爱 |
| [14:27.58] | I woke up this morning,I was in love. 早上醒来时，我在恋爱 |
| [14:30.51] | I was happy! 我很快乐 |
| [14:33.85] | It serves me right for buying that 12-pack of condoms. 那十二个保险套买得绝不冤枉 |
| [14:51.04] | I don't know. 不知道 |
| [14:53.60] | You know? What would you do? 你会怎么办？ |
| [14:58.04] | It doesn't matter what I'd do. 我的做法不重要 |
| [15:00.01] | Come on. Come on. Tell me. 别这样…说嘛 |
| [15:04.68] | All right... 好吧… |
| [15:07.65] | ...you probably won't want to hear this... 这种话你八成不爱听，但是… |
| [15:12.79] | ... but if it was me, and this is just me... 如果是我…这纯属个人意见 |
| [15:16.66] | ... I'd bow out. 我会退出 |
| [15:17.73] | What? 什么？ |
| [15:21.20] | What are you talking about? 你在说什么？ |
| [15:26.30] | They have a kid together... 他们有一个孩子 |
| [15:28.24] | ...you know? 你懂吗？ |
| [15:30.91] | They're,like,a family. 他们是一家人 |
| [15:33.64] | And if,I don't know... 要是…我不晓得 |
| [15:35.65] | ...if there's a chance they can make that work... 要是他们有机会破镜重圆 |
| [15:39.22] | ... I wouldn't want to be the guy who stood in the way. 我不会想当那个障碍 |
| [15:46.76] | You okay? 你还好吧？ |
| [15:52.10] | You wanna come poke a nude guy? 要不要来戳裸男？ |
| [15:57.07] | Well,he's finally asleep. 他终于睡着了 |
| [16:00.24] | About that bump on his head.... 他头上那个肿包… |
| [16:04.38] | Are you sure it's a new bump? 你确定那是新的？ |
| [16:06.94] | No offense,but I've always thought of Ben as a fairly bumpy-headed child. 我没有恶意 但我一直觉得他满头是包 |
| [16:11.55] | It's okay if he bumps his head. Kids bump their heads all the time. 撞到头也没关系 小孩子经常撞到头 |
| [16:15.25] | It was your first time babysitting. You did your best. 你第一次照顾他 已经尽力了 |
| [16:18.69] | I did! 我有尽力 |
| [16:19.92] | I know. 我知道 |
| [16:23.46] | I did! I watched! I watched! 我有，我盯得很紧 |
| [16:26.53] | I watched Monica bang his head against that thing! 我眼睁睁看着摩妮卡 撞到他的头 |
| [16:30.80] | Monica did it? 是摩妮卡撞的？ |
| [16:37.54] | Did you notice anything weird about Ben today? 摩妮卡，你有没有发现 班今天怪怪的？ |
| [16:42.71] | No,why? 没有，怎么了？ |
| [16:48.09] | ...which he's good at. But he left out "E" and "F." 他一向很会唱 今天却漏了E和F |
| [16:51.26] | It's like they just,I don't know, fell out of his head. 仿佛那两个字母掉出来了 |
| [16:57.43] | Really? 真的？ |
| [16:58.73] | Oh,and also,he's walking... 还有，他走起路来 |
| [17:02.47] | ... kind of funny. 不太对劲 |
| [17:05.34] | It's like his left leg is moving a lot faster than his right leg. 似乎左脚动得比右脚快 |
| [17:10.01] | Yeah,he's in there,just.... 他一直在里面… |
| [17:15.68] | Oh,my God! I wrecked your baby! 天哪，我害了你的儿子 |
| [17:21.42] | I hope it's still funny when you're in hell. 希望你下了地狱 还会觉得好玩 |
| [17:25.26] | You jerk! 混蛋 |
| [17:26.62] | -You know how much I love that kid! -Monica bang! Monica bang! 你明知我有多爱他！ 摩妮卡，砰，摩妮卡，砰 |
| [17:34.80] | I'll get the hat. 我去拿帽子 |
| [17:40.77] | I have something to tell you. 我有一件事要告诉你 |
| [17:42.81] | And I want you to let me get through it... 请你让我说完 |
| [17:45.28] | ... because... 因为… |
| [17:47.61] | ...it's not gonna be easy. 要说出口并不容易 |
| [17:54.45] | I think you should go back with Gary. 我觉得你应该回到盖瑞身边 |
| [17:58.62] | I don't want to be the guy that breaks up a family. 我不想当拆散家庭的人 |
| [18:02.36] | You know,when my parents split up, it was because of that guy. 我的父母分手 都是那个男人害的 |
| [18:06.03] | Whenever I'd see him, I'd always think... 每次见到他，我都会想 |
| [18:08.47] | ... "You're the reason. You are why they're not together." “是你害他们不能在一起的” |
| [18:12.20] | And I hated that guy. 我恨那个人 |
| [18:16.24] | And it didn't matter how nice he was or how happy he made my dad. 不管他人有多好 还给我爸带来幸福 |
| [18:31.86] | It's the right thing to do. 这么做是不对的 |
| [18:34.73] | You're right. 你说得对 |
| [18:37.39] | Oh,God. But before I can say goodbye... 天哪，在我说再见之前 |
| [18:43.33] | ...there's something I really need you to know. 有件事我一定要你知道 |
| [18:47.07] | The way I feel about you... 我对你的感觉… |
| [18:49.94] | ...it's like I finally understand... 让我终于了解 |
| [18:53.28] | ...what Lionel Ritchie's been singing about. 莱诺李奇曲中的含意 |
| [18:57.25] | You know? I mean,what we have... 我们的一切 |
| [18:59.28] | ...it's like movie love. 就像演电影一样 |
| [19:03.45] | You're my soul mate. 你是我的精神伴侣 |
| [19:06.42] | I can't believe we're not gonna spend the rest of our lives together. 我们居然无法厮守到老 |
| [19:12.56] | Then don't leave me. 那就不要离开我 |
| [19:15.63] | What? 什么？ |
| [19:16.73] | Forget what I said! I was babbling! Pick me! 忘了我说的话 我是随便说说，选我吧 |
| [19:19.90] | No,you were right! I gotta give my marriage another chance. 不，你说得对 我应该再给婚姻一次机会 |
| [19:24.24] | No,you don't! 谁说的？ |
| [19:26.48] | I say you have to give your divorce another chance! 不，你应该再给离婚一次机会 |
| [19:32.62] | I'm sorry. 对不起 |
| [19:39.32] | Don't go. 不要走 |
| [19:41.23] | No,I gotta go. 不，我该走了 |
| [19:47.46] | Honey. Honey. 亲爱的… |
| [19:49.80] | -People are looking. -I don't care. 大家都在看 我不在乎 |
| [19:53.07] | I don't care! 我不在乎 |
| [19:55.27] | Yeah,okay. 好了 |
| [19:58.11] | I'm leaving now. 我要走了 |
| [20:02.25] | You can't leave! I have your shoe! 你走不了，我拿了你的鞋子 |
| [20:08.62] | Goodbye,Chandler Bing. 再见，钱德宾 |
| [20:22.37] | Rachel has those in burgundy. 瑞秋有一双紫红色的 |
| [20:27.94] | Remember,something this big and long will be very difficult to maneuver. 记住，这么大 又长的东西很难操作 |
| [20:32.84] | Fortunately,I have experience in that area. 幸好我有这方面的经验 |
| [20:36.38] | Can we please focus here? A naked man's life hangs in the balance. 专心一点好吗？ 一个裸男的性命岌岌可危 |
| [20:41.32] | I'm telling you,he's dead. 他一定已经死了 |
| [20:42.89] | What we're about to have here is a dead fat guy on a stick! 我们会戳到一个死胖子 |
| [20:47.36] | All right,ladies and gentlemen, let's poke. 各位先生、女士，戳吧 |
| [20:50.39] | Steady. 稳着点 |
| [20:51.56] | Steady. 慢慢来 |
| [20:53.46] | Okay,a little higher. 再高一点 |
| [20:55.70] | Careful of the angle. 注意角度 |
| [20:57.47] | Okay,okay. We're approaching the window. 好…靠近窗户了 |
| [21:04.14] | Thread the needle. Thread the needle. 把探针伸进去 |
| [21:12.32] | He's alive! He's alive! 他还活着… |
| [21:17.05] | And yet we're still poking him. 而我们还在戳他 |
| [21:19.66] | Okay,retract the device! Retract the device! 收回探测器、收回探测器 |
| [21:22.89] | He does not look happy. 他好像不太爽 |
| [21:25.70] | Now he's showing us his poking device. 轮他亮出“探针”了 |
| [21:29.90] | Hey,that's never gonna make it all the way over here,buddy! 兄弟，你绝对伸不过来的 |
| [21:39.88] | I'll hold you close in my arms 我会紧紧拥你在怀里 |
| [21:45.85] | I can't resist your charms 我无法抵挡你的魅力 |
| [21:52.72] | Love 爱人 |
| [21:56.06] | I'll be a fool for you 我愿为你做尽傻事 |
| [22:01.33] | I'm sure 无庸置疑 |
| [22:04.70] | You know I don't mind 你知道我并不介意 |
| [22:08.14] | Oh,you know I don't mind 我并不介意 |
| [22:11.38] | Yes 是的 |
| [22:13.24] | You mean the world to me 你就是我的全世界 |
| [22:18.02] | Oh,I know I know 我知道 |
| [22:21.35] | I've found I've found 在你身上 |
| [22:24.19] | In you 我已找到 |
| [22:27.06] | My endless love 无尽的爱 |
| [22:33.20] | My endless love 无尽的爱 |
| [00:02.-4] | Here you go, Pheebs. fei bi, lai |
| [00:10.-3] | That' s okay. I' m not having one. suan le bu yao le |
| [00:15.-3] | All right. I' ll have one. hao wo yao yi kuai |
| [00:18.-3] | So you need a dentist? I' ve got a good one. ni yao zhao ya yi ma? wo ren shi yi ge hao yi sheng |
| [03:26.-4] | ... or that can fall on you... huo shi hui diao xia lai de dong xi |
| [03:52.-1] | They painted over the word " sapien," for one thing. ta men tu gai le biao ti |
| [05:00.-1] | You wanna show Rachel? Come here. yao bu yao wan gei rui qiu kan? guo lai |
| [05:02.-1] | You wanna do something fun? Okay. ni xiang wan hao wan de? hao |
| [09:34.-4] | Oh, isn' t it fun? Look at that! hen hao wan ba? ni kan |
| [10:30.-2] | Joey told me. He saw you two kissing. qiao yi shuo de, ta kan dao ni men jie wen |
| [10:44.-3] | Oh, I' m sorry, honey. I' m so, so.... dui bu qi, wo fei chang fei chang |
| [13:55.-4] | ... for no reason when we get Chinese food? you bu zhi dao wei shi me |
| [13:59.-4] | Well, now we got a reason. xian zai you yong le |
| [14:39.-3] | And now I can' t even return them, because she choked on the receipt! xian zai lian tui dou bu neng tui yin wei shou ju bei ta yao lan le |
| [14:46.-3] | What are you gonna do? ni yao zen me ban? |
| [16:21.-3] | You just have to watch them all the time. bu guo ni de sui shi ding zhe |
| [16:44.-4] | I was just playing with him, and we were doing the " Alphabet Song"... wo gang cai zai pei ta wan wo men chang le" zi mu ge" |
| [21:51.-4] | And love ai ren a |
| [00:03.52] | Who wants one of my special homebaked brownies? shui yao chi wo de te zhi bu lang ni? |
| [00:06.35] | I' ll have one. wo yao yi kuai |
| [00:12.72] | No, no. It' s just my tooth. bu shi, shi wo ya tong |
| [00:20.70] | Thanks. I have a good one too. I just can' t see him. xie le, wo ye ren shi yi ge zhi shi wo bu neng jian ta |
| [00:25.20] | See, that is the problem with invisible dentists. zhe jiu shi yin xing ya yi de wen ti |
| [00:29.81] | Why can' t you go to him? ni wei shi me bu neng qu zhao ta? |
| [00:31.31] | Because every time I go to the dentist, somebody dies. yin wei wo mei ci qu kan ya yi jiu hui you ren si |
| [00:37.48] | That' s so weird. Every time I go to the dentist... zhen gui yi, wo mei ci qu kan ya yi |
| [00:40.55] | ... I look down the hygienist' s blouse. dou hui tou kan yi sheng de xiong kou |
| [00:46.19] | What? shen me? |
| [00:47.56] | First it was my Aunt Mary. di yi ci shi ma li a yi |
| [00:49.43] | And then there was John, my mailman. ran hou shi wo de you chai yue han |
| [00:52.10] | And then my cowboy friend, Albino Bob. ran hou shi wo de niu zai peng you ai bai nuo ba bo |
| [00:55.93] | And all these people actually died? zhei xie ren zhen de dou si le? |
| [00:58.34] | Yes. While I was in the chair. dui, dang wo zuo zai zhen liao yi shang shi |
| [01:00.67] | That' s why I take care of my teeth. It' s not about oral hygiene. suo yi wo dou zi ji bao jian ya chi bu shi wei le kou qiang wei sheng |
| [01:04.14] | I floss to save lives. wo yong ya xian shi wei le jiu ren |
| [01:07.18] | Come on, you didn' t kill anybody. bai tuo, ni mei you sha ren |
| [01:09.28] | These people just happened to die when you went to the dentist. zhi shi zhei xie ren si de shi hou ni gang hao qu kan ya yi |
| [01:13.15] | It' s just a coincidence. zhe zhi shi qiao he |
| [01:14.82] | Tell that to them. Oh, you can' t! They' re dead! ni qu gao su ta men a, bu xing, ta men si le |
| [01:19.42] | The One With the Giant Poking Device ben ji bo chu:" si bu si you guan xi" |
| [02:06.60] | " zhong yang gong yuan" |
| [02:09.11] | Thanks, Gunther. a gan, xie le |
| [02:11.64] | Can I get a napkin too? ke yi gei yi zhang zhi jin ma? |
| [02:13.31] | Oh, like you don' t already have everything. ni hai bu gou chen xin ru yi ma? |
| [02:21.42] | You' re in pain. Would you just go to the dentist? Just go. ni tong de hen li hai, qu kan ya yi ba |
| [02:25.16] | Fine. But if you' re my next victim... hao, dan ru guo ni shi xia yi ming shou hai zhe |
| [02:27.36] | ... don' t come back as a poltergeist who sucks me into the TV set. bie hua shen cheng li gui pao hui lai ba wo xi jin dian shi li |
| [02:31.76] | I promise. bao zheng bu hui |
| [02:32.90] | Although, don' t feel like you can' t visit. dan hai shi huan ying ni lai zhao wo |
| [02:37.37] | Hey, is Chandler here? qian de zai ma? |
| [02:41.24] | No. No, he' s not. bu zai |
| [02:44.24] | You guys, Joey just saw Janice kissing her exhusband. qiao yi kan dao zhen ni si qin ta de qian fu |
| [02:49.15] | What? shen me? |
| [02:50.42] | What are you gonna do? How are you gonna tell Chandler? ni yao zen me ban? yao zen me gao su qian de? |
| [02:53.65] | I was thinking about that. I think the best way would be... wo yi zhi zai xiang zhe jian shi zui hao de ban fa jiu shi |
| [02:57.09] | ... to not. bu yao shuo |
| [02:59.06] | Joey, if you know about this, you have to tell him. qiao yi, ji ran ni zhi dao le jiu de gao su ta |
| [03:02.43] | It' ll kill him. It' ll just kill him. na ta jiu wan le, zhen de wan le |
| [03:04.93] | Wait till I go to the dentist. Maybe I' ll kill him. deng wo qu kan ya yi ba huo xu wo hui rang ta wan le |
| [03:13.34] | I think Naked Guy' s using a hammock. It' s like a PlayDoh fat factory. chou luo nan zai shui diao chuang hao xiang zhu rou gong chang o |
| [03:19.21] | I' m going to the dentist. So listen... wo yao qu kan ya yi le, ting wo shuo |
| [03:21.68] | ... just be on the lookout for anything that you could fall into... xiao xin hui rang ni men diao jin qu de dong xi |
| [03:28.79] | ... or.... huo shi |
| [03:30.12] | All right, just look out! zong zhi yao xiao xin |
| [03:33.73] | And I also just want to.... wo hai xiang yao |
| [03:36.03] | I just want to tell you all that.... wo zhi xiang gao su ni men |
| [03:44.54] | I have a problem. I have to go into work for a few hours. wo you yi ge ma fan wo de qu mang shang ji ge xiao shi |
| [03:47.87] | Some kids messed up the Homo sapien display. you yi xie xiao hai da nao zhi ren zhan lan yu tong xing lian tong zi |
| [03:50.81] | What did they do? zen me ge nao fa? |
| [03:56.05] | Then they rearranged the figures. Let' s just leave it at that. ran hou you ba ren ou chong xin pai lie zhe ge jiu bu shuo le |
| [04:01.32] | Do you want me to watch Ben for you? yao wo bang ni zhao gu ban ma? |
| [04:03.52] | That' s what I was gonna ask. Thank you. wo zheng yao bai tuo ni, xie xie |
| [04:05.72] | Wait, hello! What about me? deng yi xia, rang wo lai ru he? |
| [04:07.89] | You. You want to watch Ben? ni! ni xiang zhao gu ban? |
| [04:15.73] | That would be great! I just asked Monica... tai hao le wo bai tuo mo ni ka shi yin wei |
| [04:18.47] | ... because I know how empty her life is. ta de sheng huo hen kong xu |
| [04:26.11] | I got a science question. wo you ge ke xue wen ti |
| [04:27.91] | If the Homo sapiens were, in fact, " homo" sapiens... ru guo zhi ren zhen de shi" tong zhi" ren |
| [04:35.00] | ... is that why they' re extinct? suo yi cai hui jue zhong ma? |
| [04:40.43] | Joey, Homo sapiens are people. qiao yi, zhi ren jiu shi ren |
| [04:43.90] | Hey, I' m not judging. wo mei you pi ping de yi si |
| [04:48.13] | Look, Benny! Spoon! xiao ban, ni kan, tang chi |
| [04:50.64] | Spoon! tang chi |
| [04:53.94] | Come on. All right, you know what? I think he' s bored. wo kan ta jue de hen wu liao |
| [04:57.51] | Here. You wanna play the airplane game? lai, yao bu yao wan zuo fei ji? |
| [05:15.46] | You' re so brave. You' re so brave! Yes, you are. ni zui yong gan le, zui zui yong gan le |
| [05:18.76] | You' re so brave. You' re okay. mei shi le |
| [05:20.83] | He' s fine. Let' s just put him down. ta mei shi, ba ta fang xia |
| [05:23.27] | Come here, babe. Yes, you' re such a good boy. bao bei, guo lai, ni hao guai |
| [05:26.34] | How could you do that to him?! Ross trusted me! What' s he gonna say? ni zen me ke yi zhuang dao ta? luo si hen xin ren wo, ta hui zen me shuo? |
| [05:30.78] | Nothing, because we' re not telling him. bu hui de, wo men bu hui gao su ta |
| [05:33.01] | We' re not? No. bu hui ma? bu hui |
| [05:34.21] | All right, I like that. zhe yang hao |
| [05:37.12] | So we' re okay. We' re okay, aren' t we? ni mei shi, ni mei shi dui ba? |
| [05:39.45] | No, we' re not okay. There' s a bump. bu, ni you shi, zhe li zhong qi lai le |
| [05:41.85] | What bump? shen me zhong qi lai? |
| [05:43.22] | Oh, my God! Well, push it in! Push it in! tian na, ba ta ya xia qu! |
| [05:46.02] | I cannot push it in! wo bu neng ba ta ya xia qu |
| [05:49.56] | Okay, we' re gonna need a distraction. hao, wo men de fen san zhu yi li hao |
| [05:51.86] | That' s it. jiu shi zhe yang hao |
| [05:53.30] | I got it! wo zhi dao le hao |
| [05:54.63] | The second Ross walks in... luo si yi zou jin lai |
| [05:56.47] | ... take him to your bedroom and do whatever you do... ni jiu la ta jin fang jian shi chu hun shen xie shu |
| [05:59.40] | ... that makes him go " rheeeee!" rang ta kuai huo |
| [06:03.31] | Or... huo zhe |
| [06:06.31] | ... we could put a hat on his head. wo men ye ke yi bang ta dai mao zi |
| [06:08.51] | A hat! Yes! We need a hat! Where are we gonna find a tiny little hat? mao zi! mei cuo, wo men xu yao mao zi yao qu na li zhao xiao mao zi? |
| [06:13.52] | I' ll get Rainy Day Bear! wo qu na yu tian xiao xiong |
| [06:15.32] | Because he' ll know what to do? yin wei ta you ban fa? |
| [06:18.02] | Oh, my God. You' re a genius! tian na, ni zhen shi tian cai |
| [06:19.92] | It' s kind of sewn on. hao xiang feng si le |
| [06:21.89] | Give it. Give it. na lai hao |
| [06:28.00] | It' s just like a bloodbath in here today! jin tian zhe li zhen shi xue xing a |
| [06:36.27] | Hey, hold on a second. Hold on a second. deng yi xia |
| [06:40.24] | Do you think these pearls are nice? ni jue de zhe chuan zhen zhu piao liang ma? |
| [06:42.88] | I' d prefer a mountain bike. wo bi jiao xi huan deng shan che |
| [06:46.05] | Janice' s birthday' s coming. I wanna get her something special. zhen ni si de sheng ri kuai dao le wo xiang song ta te bie de li wu |
| [06:50.86] | Come in here with me. Wait! pei wo jin qu man zhe |
| [06:55.53] | You wanna get her something special? Get her flowers. ni xiang lai dian te bie de? song hua ma |
| [06:58.26] | Get her candy. Get her gum. Girls love gum. song tang, song kou xiang tang nv sheng dou xi huan kou xiang tang |
| [07:01.37] | That' s a good idea. " Dear Janice: Have a HubbaBubba birthday." hao zhu yi," qin ai de zhen ni si zhu ni sheng ri kuai le de mao pao" |
| [07:06.37] | I' d like to get her something serious. wo xiang song yi fen yan su de li wu |
| [07:09.11] | You want something serious. ni yao yan su de dong xi |
| [07:11.44] | You know what you should do? You should get her one of those... zhi dao ma? ni ying gai song |
| [07:14.81] | ... barium enemas. guan chang ji |
| [07:18.62] | Those are dead serious. na ge yan su de yao ming |
| [07:20.79] | Look, I' m gonna go in here. And you don' t buy me anything, ever! wo yao jin qu ni yi hou bu yao song dong xi gei wo |
| [07:25.46] | You can' t! You can' t. You can' t buy her pearls. bu xing! ni bu neng song ta zhen zhu xiang lian |
| [07:28.26] | You just can' t, you can' t, you can' t! bu xing, bu xing, bu xing |
| [07:30.90] | Why not? wei shi me bu xing? |
| [07:34.13] | Oh, God. tian na |
| [07:37.27] | Here' s the thing. shi zhe yang de |
| [07:39.74] | This is the thing. Okay, the thing is shi zhe yang de |
| [07:41.84] | What is the thing? shi zen yang? hao |
| [07:44.84] | I went down to the Mattress King' s showroom... wo na tian qu chuang dian dai wang de mai chang |
| [07:48.28] | ... and I saw Janice kissing her exhusband. kan dao zhen ni si zai qin ta de qian fu |
| [07:53.08] | What? shen me? |
| [07:54.69] | They were in his office. ta men zai ta de ban gong shi li |
| [07:59.52] | She wouldn' t do that. She' s with me. ta bu hui qin ta de, ta gen wo zai yi qi |
| [08:02.69] | I' m telling you, I saw it. shi zhen de, wo qin yan kan dao |
| [08:04.50] | Well, you' re wrong. You' re wrong. ni kan cuo le, ni cuo le |
| [08:06.63] | I' m not wrong. wo mei you kan cuo |
| [08:08.33] | I wish I was. wo ba bu de wo kan cuo le |
| [08:12.30] | I' m sorry. dui bu qi |
| [08:17.94] | Bet that barium enema doesn' t sound so bad now. xian zai jue de song guan chang ji bu cuo ba? |
| [08:23.15] | It makes more sense as an ensemble. And it takes the focus off the hat. chuan zheng tao bi jiao bu qi guai ye mian de mao zi tai xian yan |
| [08:29.05] | Oh! You' re alive! You' re alive! ni men hai huo zhe! |
| [08:33.46] | I promised you no one would die, didn' t l? wo bu shi bao zheng guo mei you ren hui si? |
| [08:36.19] | We' ll see about that. Can I use your phone to call everyone I know? dai hui jiu zhi dao le jie wo da dian hua gei wo ren shi de ren |
| [08:39.86] | Sure. We have no money. Go ahead. ni yong ba, wo men mei qian, qing bian |
| [08:43.90] | Hey, you' re not dead! Okay, see you. wei, ni mei si! hao, zai jian |
| [08:49.34] | Monica. mo ni ka |
| [08:51.34] | Oh, my God! He just said my name! tian na, ta jiao wo de ming zi |
| [08:54.05] | Did you hear that? ni ting dao le ma? |
| [08:56.51] | Monica bang! mo ni ka, peng |
| [09:01.62] | Okay, I heard that. wo ting dao le |
| [09:04.22] | Did he just say," Monica bang"? ta shi bu shi shuo" mo ni ka, peng"? |
| [09:06.59] | Oh, my God! He' s gonna rat me out! tian na, ta yao gao wo de mi |
| [09:10.09] | Monica bang! mo ni ka, peng |
| [09:13.20] | Sweetie, you need to stop saying that now. xiao guai guai, ni bu neng zai shuo le |
| [09:16.70] | It' s no big deal. It' s not even worth mentioning. mei shen me da bu liao de gen ben bu zhi de yi ti |
| [09:19.44] | You see? We all do it all the time. dong ma? wo men jing chang zhuang lai zhuang qu |
| [09:21.74] | See? Watch this. dong ma? kan wo de |
| [09:25.08] | Monica bang! Everybody bang! mo ni ka, peng, da jia, peng |
| [09:28.25] | Ben bang! ban, peng |
| [09:29.48] | Rachel bang! rui qiu, peng |
| [09:31.38] | Bang, Rachel! Bang! peng, rui qiu, peng |
| [09:36.92] | We all do it! da jia dou zai peng |
| [09:38.42] | Okay, I' m stopping now. Are you okay? wo bu zhuang le ni hai hao ma? |
| [09:41.36] | You know, if it' s not a headboard, it' s just not worth it. ru guo bu shi chuang tou ban, gen ben bu zhi de |
| [09:56.11] | How' s my Bingaling? wo de xiao bin bin hao ma? |
| [10:02.21] | I don' t know. wo bu zhi dao |
| [10:04.08] | You tell me. ni shuo ne? |
| [10:06.48] | Anything you want to tell me? ni you hua yao dui wo shuo ma? |
| [10:09.72] | Because if you.... You should yin wei yao shi ni ni ying gai |
| [10:11.62] | You would tell me. ni hui gao su wo |
| [10:15.33] | Why are your eyes so wide? ni wei shi me deng zhuo yan jing? |
| [10:18.90] | You tell me. ni shuo ne? |
| [10:21.10] | Maybe it' s because I was just fooling around with my ex. ye xu shi yin wei wo he jiu qing ren gao zai yi qi |
| [10:24.47] | Oh, no. That was you! bu bu bu, bu bu bu, na shi ni! |
| [10:26.64] | Oh, my God! wo de tian |
| [10:27.84] | All right! How did you know? hen hao ni zen me zhi dao? |
| [10:32.41] | In the park? zai gong yuan li? |
| [10:35.01] | No. In his office. How many kisses were there? bu shi, zai ta de ban gong shi ni men qin le ji ci? |
| [10:38.08] | Just those two! jiu na liang ci |
| [10:39.35] | Why? wei shi me? |
| [10:41.00] | Why was there kissing? There should be no kissing! wei shi me jie wen? ni men bu gai jie wen de |
| [10:47.86] | I' m so, so sorry. I just.... wo fei chang bao qian, wo zhi shi |
| [10:52.03] | What happened was l.... I can' t breathe. qi shi shi wo chuan bu guo qi lai |
| [10:55.10] | Can you get me a bag or something? ke yi gei wo yi ge dai zi ma? |
| [10:58.70] | Here. Here. na qu |
| [11:04.94] | It' s the receipt. shi shou ju |
| [11:06.04] | I' ll take it. gei wo |
| [11:08.78] | Look, I' ve got to know. ting zhe, wo yi ding yao zhi dao |
| [11:13.45] | Are you finished with me? ni gen wo jie shu le ma? |
| [11:17.82] | Are you finished with him? ni gen ta jie shu le ma? |
| [11:23.69] | Do you still love him? ni hai ai ta? |
| [11:28.87] | Do you still love me? ni hai ai wo? |
| [11:32.40] | All right, look... hao, ting wo shuo |
| [11:34.74] | ... I' m gonna need an actual answer here, okay? wo xu yao ming que de da an, hao ma? |
| [11:37.51] | So which is it? ni xuan na yi ge? |
| [11:40.81] | Him or me? ta hai shi wo? |
| [11:51.26] | I don' t know. wo bu zhi dao |
| [11:55.49] | Okay, if you' re alive, you answer your phone! yao shi ni hai huo zhe, qing jie dian hua |
| [12:04.50] | Okay, Ben, I won' t tell your daddy that you had ice cream before dinner... ban, wo bu hui gao su ba ba ni zai wan can qian chi bing |
| [12:09.11] | ... if you won' t tell him about our little bonking incident. ni ye bu neng shuo chu na ge xiao xiao de yi wai |
| [12:13.08] | Number one, I don' t think Ben understands the concept of bribery. di yi, ban ying gai bu dong shen me shi hui lu |
| [12:16.68] | And number two, I di er, wo |
| [12:20.75] | What? zen me le? |
| [12:21.85] | You said " number two." ni shuo" di er" |
| [12:27.06] | I also said " number one." wo ye shuo le di yi |
| [12:29.29] | I know. wo zhi dao |
| [12:33.16] | Hey, everyone! da jia hao |
| [12:34.47] | How' s my little boy? wo de guai er zi hao bu hao? |
| [12:36.80] | He' s perfect. Aren' t you, Ben? ta hao de hen dui bu dui, ban? |
| [12:38.70] | He' s never been better. What did you do, take him whaling? ta hao de bu de le ni men dai ta qu bu jing ma? |
| [12:44.58] | Monica. mo ni ka |
| [12:45.84] | Oh, my God! He just said your name! That' s great! Good job, Ben! tian na, ta shuo le ni de ming zi tai bang le, gan de hao |
| [12:51.18] | Monica bang! mo ni ka, peng |
| [12:53.75] | That' s right. mei cuo |
| [12:55.00] | That' s what I' d sound like if I exploded. na jiu shi wo bao zha de sheng yin |
| [12:59.82] | The curse is broken! I called everybody I know... zu zhou jie chu le wo lian luo le suo you ren shi de ren |
| [13:02.59] | ... and everyone is alive! da jia dou huo zhe |
| [13:09.77] | Ugly Naked Guy looks awfully still. chou luo nan yi dong ye bu dong |
| [13:18.78] | My God, I killed another one! tian na, wo you sha le yi ge ren |
| [13:20.75] | The curse is getting stronger too, to bring down something that big. zu zhou bian qiang le na me pang de ren ye hai de si |
| [13:25.05] | Maybe he' s just taking a nap. ye xu ta zhi shi zai shui jiao |
| [13:27.22] | I' m telling you, he hasn' t moved since this morning. cuo bu liao de ta cong zao shang kai shi jiu mei dong guo |
| [13:30.02] | We should call somebody. wo men ying gai qiu yuan |
| [13:31.72] | Tell them the naked guy we stare at isn' t moving? shuo wo men zai tou kui de luo nan bu dong le? |
| [13:35.13] | We' ve got to find out if he' s alive. wo men de nong qing chu ta de si huo |
| [13:37.60] | How are we gonna do that? There' s no way. zen me nong qing chu? gen ben mei ban fa |
| [13:40.20] | Well, there is one way. you yi ge ban fa |
| [13:42.13] | His window' s open. I say... ta de chuang zi kai zhe, wo jian yi |
| [13:45.14] | ... we poke him. wo men chuo ta |
| [13:52.28] | You know how we save all those chopsticks... wo men mei ci jiao zhong guo cai dou hui liu kuai zi |
| [14:02.15] | What? zen me yong? |
| [14:03.32] | We' re fashioning a very long poking device. wo men yao zuo yi ge hen zhang de tan ce qi |
| [14:08.29] | All right. hao |
| [14:12.40] | Hey, what' s the matter? ni zen me le? |
| [14:17.10] | I talked to Janice. wo gen zhen ni si tan guo le |
| [14:19.14] | Oh, my God. Is she going back to him? tian na, ta yao hui dao ta shen bian ma? |
| [14:22.47] | She doesn' t know. ta bu zhi dao |
| [14:24.34] | Says she loves us both. ta shuo ta liang ge dou ai |
| [14:27.58] | I woke up this morning, I was in love. zao shang xing lai shi, wo zai lian ai |
| [14:30.51] | I was happy! wo hen kuai le |
| [14:33.85] | It serves me right for buying that 12pack of condoms. na shi er ge bao xian tao mai de jue bu yuan wang |
| [14:51.04] | I don' t know. bu zhi dao |
| [14:53.60] | You know? What would you do? ni hui zen me ban? |
| [14:58.04] | It doesn' t matter what I' d do. wo de zuo fa bu zhong yao |
| [15:00.01] | Come on. Come on. Tell me. bie zhe yang shuo ma |
| [15:04.68] | All right... hao ba |
| [15:07.65] | ... you probably won' t want to hear this... zhe zhong hua ni ba cheng bu ai ting, dan shi |
| [15:12.79] | ... but if it was me, and this is just me... ru guo shi wo zhe chun shu ge ren yi jian |
| [15:16.66] | ... I' d bow out. wo hui tui chu |
| [15:17.73] | What? shen me? |
| [15:21.20] | What are you talking about? ni zai shuo shi mo? |
| [15:26.30] | They have a kid together... ta men you yi ge hai zi |
| [15:28.24] | ... you know? ni dong ma? |
| [15:30.91] | They' re, like, a family. ta men shi yi jia ren |
| [15:33.64] | And if, I don' t know... yao shi wo bu xiao de |
| [15:35.65] | ... if there' s a chance they can make that work... yao shi ta men you ji hui po jing chong yuan |
| [15:39.22] | ... I wouldn' t want to be the guy who stood in the way. wo bu hui xiang dang na ge zhang ai |
| [15:46.76] | You okay? ni hai hao ba? |
| [15:52.10] | You wanna come poke a nude guy? yao bu yao lai chuo luo nan? |
| [15:57.07] | Well, he' s finally asleep. ta zhong yu shui zhao le |
| [16:00.24] | About that bump on his head.... ta tou shang na ge zhong bao |
| [16:04.38] | Are you sure it' s a new bump? ni que ding na shi xin de? |
| [16:06.94] | No offense, but I' ve always thought of Ben as a fairly bumpyheaded child. wo mei you e yi dan wo yi zhi jue de ta man tou shi bao |
| [16:11.55] | It' s okay if he bumps his head. Kids bump their heads all the time. zhuang dao tou ye mei guan xi xiao hai zi jing chang zhuang dao tou |
| [16:15.25] | It was your first time babysitting. You did your best. ni di yi ci zhao gu ta yi jing jin li le |
| [16:18.69] | I did! wo you jin li |
| [16:19.92] | I know. wo zhi dao |
| [16:23.46] | I did! I watched! I watched! wo you, wo ding de hen jin |
| [16:26.53] | I watched Monica bang his head against that thing! wo yan zheng zheng kan zhe mo ni ka zhuang dao ta de tou |
| [16:30.80] | Monica did it? shi mo ni ka zhuang de? |
| [16:37.54] | Did you notice anything weird about Ben today? mo ni ka, ni you mei you fa xian ban jin tian guai guai de? |
| [16:42.71] | No, why? mei you, zen me le? |
| [16:48.09] | ... which he' s good at. But he left out " E" and " F." ta yi xiang hen hui chang jin tian que lou le E he F |
| [16:51.26] | It' s like they just, I don' t know, fell out of his head. fang fu na liang ge zi mu diao chu lai le |
| [16:57.43] | Really? zhen de? |
| [16:58.73] | Oh, and also, he' s walking... hai you, ta zou qi lu lai |
| [17:02.47] | ... kind of funny. bu tai dui jin |
| [17:05.34] | It' s like his left leg is moving a lot faster than his right leg. si hu zuo jiao dong de bi you jiao kuai |
| [17:10.01] | Yeah, he' s in there, just.... ta yi zhi zai li mian |
| [17:15.68] | Oh, my God! I wrecked your baby! tian na, wo hai le ni de er zi |
| [17:21.42] | I hope it' s still funny when you' re in hell. xi wang ni xia le di yu hai hui jue de hao wan |
| [17:25.26] | You jerk! hun dan |
| [17:26.62] | You know how much I love that kid! Monica bang! Monica bang! ni ming zhi wo you duo ai ta! mo ni ka, peng, mo ni ka, peng |
| [17:34.80] | I' ll get the hat. wo qu na mao zi |
| [17:40.77] | I have something to tell you. wo you yi jian shi yao gao su ni |
| [17:42.81] | And I want you to let me get through it... qing ni rang wo shuo wan |
| [17:45.28] | ... because... yin wei |
| [17:47.61] | ... it' s not gonna be easy. yao shuo chu kou bing bu rong yi |
| [17:54.45] | I think you should go back with Gary. wo jue de ni ying gai hui dao gai rui shen bian |
| [17:58.62] | I don' t want to be the guy that breaks up a family. wo bu xiang dang chai san jia ting de ren |
| [18:02.36] | You know, when my parents split up, it was because of that guy. wo de fu mu fen shou dou shi na ge nan ren hai de |
| [18:06.03] | Whenever I' d see him, I' d always think... mei ci jian dao ta, wo dou hui xiang |
| [18:08.47] | ... " You' re the reason. You are why they' re not together." " shi ni hai ta men bu neng zai yi qi de" |
| [18:12.20] | And I hated that guy. wo hen na ge ren |
| [18:16.24] | And it didn' t matter how nice he was or how happy he made my dad. bu guan ta ren you duo hao huan gei wo ba dai lai xing fu |
| [18:31.86] | It' s the right thing to do. zhe me zuo shi bu dui de |
| [18:34.73] | You' re right. ni shuo de dui |
| [18:37.39] | Oh, God. But before I can say goodbye... tian na, zai wo shuo zai jian zhi qian |
| [18:43.33] | ... there' s something I really need you to know. you jian shi wo yi ding yao ni zhi dao |
| [18:47.07] | The way I feel about you... wo dui ni de gan jue |
| [18:49.94] | ... it' s like I finally understand... rang wo zhong yu liao jie |
| [18:53.28] | ... what Lionel Ritchie' s been singing about. lai nuo li qi qu zhong de han yi |
| [18:57.25] | You know? I mean, what we have... wo men de yi qie |
| [18:59.28] | ... it' s like movie love. jiu xiang yan dian ying yi yang |
| [19:03.45] | You' re my soul mate. ni shi wo de jing shen ban lv |
| [19:06.42] | I can' t believe we' re not gonna spend the rest of our lives together. wo men ju ran wu fa si shou dao lao |
| [19:12.56] | Then don' t leave me. na jiu bu yao li kai wo |
| [19:15.63] | What? shen me? |
| [19:16.73] | Forget what I said! I was babbling! Pick me! wang le wo shuo de hua wo shi sui bian shuo shuo, xuan wo ba |
| [19:19.90] | No, you were right! I gotta give my marriage another chance. bu, ni shuo de dui wo ying gai zai gei hun yin yi ci ji hui |
| [19:24.24] | No, you don' t! shui shuo de? |
| [19:26.48] | I say you have to give your divorce another chance! bu, ni ying gai zai gei li hun yi ci ji hui |
| [19:32.62] | I' m sorry. dui bu qi |
| [19:39.32] | Don' t go. bu yao zou |
| [19:41.23] | No, I gotta go. bu, wo gai zou le |
| [19:47.46] | Honey. Honey. qin ai de |
| [19:49.80] | People are looking. I don' t care. da jia dou zai kan wo bu zai hu |
| [19:53.07] | I don' t care! wo bu zai hu |
| [19:55.27] | Yeah, okay. hao le |
| [19:58.11] | I' m leaving now. wo yao zou le |
| [20:02.25] | You can' t leave! I have your shoe! ni zou bu liao, wo na le ni de xie zi |
| [20:08.62] | Goodbye, Chandler Bing. zai jian, qian de bin |
| [20:22.37] | Rachel has those in burgundy. rui qiu you yi shuang zi hong se de |
| [20:27.94] | Remember, something this big and long will be very difficult to maneuver. ji zhu, zhe me da you zhang de dong xi hen nan cao zuo |
| [20:32.84] | Fortunately, I have experience in that area. xing hao wo you zhe fang mian di jing yan |
| [20:36.38] | Can we please focus here? A naked man' s life hangs in the balance. zhuan xin yi dian hao ma? yi ge luo nan de xing ming ji ji ke wei |
| [20:41.32] | I' m telling you, he' s dead. ta yi ding yi jing si le |
| [20:42.89] | What we' re about to have here is a dead fat guy on a stick! wo men hui chuo dao yi ge si pang zi |
| [20:47.36] | All right, ladies and gentlemen, let' s poke. ge wei xian sheng nv shi, chuo ba |
| [20:50.39] | Steady. wen zhe dian |
| [20:51.56] | Steady. man man lai |
| [20:53.46] | Okay, a little higher. zai gao yi dian |
| [20:55.70] | Careful of the angle. zhu yi jiao du |
| [20:57.47] | Okay, okay. We' re approaching the window. hao kao jin chuang hu le |
| [21:04.14] | Thread the needle. Thread the needle. ba tan zhen shen jin qu |
| [21:12.32] | He' s alive! He' s alive! ta hai huo zhe |
| [21:17.05] | And yet we' re still poking him. er wo men hai zai chuo ta |
| [21:19.66] | Okay, retract the device! Retract the device! shou hui tan ce qi shou hui tan ce qi |
| [21:22.89] | He does not look happy. ta hao xiang bu tai shuang |
| [21:25.70] | Now he' s showing us his poking device. lun ta liang chu" tan zhen" le |
| [21:29.90] | Hey, that' s never gonna make it all the way over here, buddy! xiong di, ni jue dui shen bu guo lai de |
| [21:39.88] | I' ll hold you close in my arms wo hui jin jin yong ni zai huai li |
| [21:45.85] | I can' t resist your charms wo wu fa di dang ni de mei li |
| [21:52.72] | Love ai ren |
| [21:56.06] | I' ll be a fool for you wo yuan wei ni zuo jin sha shi |
| [22:01.33] | I' m sure wu yong zhi yi |
| [22:04.70] | You know I don' t mind ni zhi dao wo bing bu jie yi |
| [22:08.14] | Oh, you know I don' t mind wo bing bu jie yi |
| [22:11.38] | Yes shi de |
| [22:13.24] | You mean the world to me ni jiu shi wo de quan shi jie |
| [22:18.02] | Oh, I know I know wo zhi dao |
| [22:21.35] | I' ve found I' ve found zai ni shen shang |
| [22:24.19] | In you wo yi zhao dao |
| [22:27.06] | My endless love wu jin de ai |
| [22:33.20] | My endless love wu jin de ai |
| [00:02.-4] | Here you go, Pheebs. fēi bǐ, lái |
| [00:10.-3] | That' s okay. I' m not having one. suàn le bú yào le |
| [00:15.-3] | All right. I' ll have one. hǎo wǒ yào yí kuài |
| [00:18.-3] | So you need a dentist? I' ve got a good one. nǐ yào zhǎo yá yī ma? wǒ rèn shi yí gè hǎo yī shēng |
| [03:26.-4] | ... or that can fall on you... huò shì huì diào xià lái de dōng xī |
| [03:52.-1] | They painted over the word " sapien," for one thing. tā men tú gǎi le biāo tí |
| [05:00.-1] | You wanna show Rachel? Come here. yào bú yào wán gěi ruì qiū kàn? guò lái |
| [05:02.-1] | You wanna do something fun? Okay. nǐ xiǎng wán hǎo wán de? hǎo |
| [09:34.-4] | Oh, isn' t it fun? Look at that! hěn hǎo wán ba? nǐ kàn |
| [10:30.-2] | Joey told me. He saw you two kissing. qiáo yī shuō de, tā kàn dào nǐ men jiē wěn |
| [10:44.-3] | Oh, I' m sorry, honey. I' m so, so.... duì bù qǐ, wǒ fēi cháng fēi cháng |
| [13:55.-4] | ... for no reason when we get Chinese food? yòu bù zhī dào wèi shí me |
| [13:59.-4] | Well, now we got a reason. xiàn zài yǒu yòng le |
| [14:39.-3] | And now I can' t even return them, because she choked on the receipt! xiàn zài lián tuì dōu bù néng tuì yīn wèi shōu jù bèi tā yǎo làn le |
| [14:46.-3] | What are you gonna do? nǐ yào zěn me bàn? |
| [16:21.-3] | You just have to watch them all the time. bù guò nǐ dé suí shí dīng zhe |
| [16:44.-4] | I was just playing with him, and we were doing the " Alphabet Song"... wǒ gāng cái zài péi tā wán wǒ men chàng le" zì mǔ gē" |
| [21:51.-4] | And love ài rén a |
| [00:03.52] | Who wants one of my special homebaked brownies? shuí yào chī wǒ de tè zhì bù lǎng ní? |
| [00:06.35] | I' ll have one. wǒ yào yí kuài |
| [00:12.72] | No, no. It' s just my tooth. bú shì, shì wǒ yá tòng |
| [00:20.70] | Thanks. I have a good one too. I just can' t see him. xiè le, wǒ yě rèn shi yí gè zhǐ shì wǒ bù néng jiàn tā |
| [00:25.20] | See, that is the problem with invisible dentists. zhè jiù shì yǐn xíng yá yī de wèn tí |
| [00:29.81] | Why can' t you go to him? nǐ wèi shí me bù néng qù zhǎo tā? |
| [00:31.31] | Because every time I go to the dentist, somebody dies. yīn wèi wǒ měi cì qù kàn yá yī jiù huì yǒu rén sǐ |
| [00:37.48] | That' s so weird. Every time I go to the dentist... zhēn guǐ yì, wǒ měi cì qù kàn yá yī |
| [00:40.55] | ... I look down the hygienist' s blouse. dōu huì tōu kàn yī shēng de xiōng kǒu |
| [00:46.19] | What? shén me? |
| [00:47.56] | First it was my Aunt Mary. dì yī cì shì mǎ lì ā yí |
| [00:49.43] | And then there was John, my mailman. rán hòu shì wǒ de yóu chāi yuē hàn |
| [00:52.10] | And then my cowboy friend, Albino Bob. rán hòu shì wǒ de niú zǎi péng yǒu ài bài nuò bā bó |
| [00:55.93] | And all these people actually died? zhèi xiē rén zhēn de dōu sǐ le? |
| [00:58.34] | Yes. While I was in the chair. duì, dāng wǒ zuò zài zhěn liáo yǐ shàng shí |
| [01:00.67] | That' s why I take care of my teeth. It' s not about oral hygiene. suǒ yǐ wǒ dōu zì jǐ bǎo jiàn yá chǐ bú shì wèi le kǒu qiāng wèi shēng |
| [01:04.14] | I floss to save lives. wǒ yòng yá xiàn shì wèi le jiù rén |
| [01:07.18] | Come on, you didn' t kill anybody. bài tuō, nǐ méi yǒu shā rén |
| [01:09.28] | These people just happened to die when you went to the dentist. zhǐ shì zhèi xiē rén sǐ de shí hòu nǐ gāng hǎo qù kàn yá yī |
| [01:13.15] | It' s just a coincidence. zhè zhǐ shì qiǎo hé |
| [01:14.82] | Tell that to them. Oh, you can' t! They' re dead! nǐ qù gào sù tā men a, bù xíng, tā men sǐ le |
| [01:19.42] | The One With the Giant Poking Device běn jí bō chū:" sǐ bù sǐ yǒu guān xì" |
| [02:06.60] | " zhōng yāng gōng yuán" |
| [02:09.11] | Thanks, Gunther. ā gān, xiè le |
| [02:11.64] | Can I get a napkin too? kě yǐ gěi yī zhāng zhǐ jīn ma? |
| [02:13.31] | Oh, like you don' t already have everything. nǐ hái bù gòu chèn xīn rú yì ma? |
| [02:21.42] | You' re in pain. Would you just go to the dentist? Just go. nǐ tòng de hěn lì hài, qù kàn yá yī ba |
| [02:25.16] | Fine. But if you' re my next victim... hǎo, dàn rú guǒ nǐ shì xià yī míng shòu hài zhě |
| [02:27.36] | ... don' t come back as a poltergeist who sucks me into the TV set. bié huà shēn chéng lì guǐ pǎo huí lái bǎ wǒ xī jìn diàn shì lǐ |
| [02:31.76] | I promise. bǎo zhèng bú huì |
| [02:32.90] | Although, don' t feel like you can' t visit. dàn hái shì huān yíng nǐ lái zhǎo wǒ |
| [02:37.37] | Hey, is Chandler here? qián dé zài ma? |
| [02:41.24] | No. No, he' s not. bù zài |
| [02:44.24] | You guys, Joey just saw Janice kissing her exhusband. qiáo yī kàn dào zhēn nī sī qīn tā de qián fū |
| [02:49.15] | What? shén me? |
| [02:50.42] | What are you gonna do? How are you gonna tell Chandler? nǐ yào zěn me bàn? yào zěn me gào sù qián dé? |
| [02:53.65] | I was thinking about that. I think the best way would be... wǒ yī zhí zài xiǎng zhè jiàn shì zuì hǎo de bàn fǎ jiù shì |
| [02:57.09] | ... to not. bú yào shuō |
| [02:59.06] | Joey, if you know about this, you have to tell him. qiáo yī, jì rán nǐ zhī dào le jiù dé gào sù tā |
| [03:02.43] | It' ll kill him. It' ll just kill him. nà tā jiù wán le, zhēn de wán le |
| [03:04.93] | Wait till I go to the dentist. Maybe I' ll kill him. děng wǒ qù kàn yá yī ba huò xǔ wǒ huì ràng tā wán le |
| [03:13.34] | I think Naked Guy' s using a hammock. It' s like a PlayDoh fat factory. chǒu luǒ nán zài shuì diào chuáng hǎo xiàng zhū ròu gōng chǎng ō |
| [03:19.21] | I' m going to the dentist. So listen... wǒ yào qù kàn yá yī le, tīng wǒ shuō |
| [03:21.68] | ... just be on the lookout for anything that you could fall into... xiǎo xīn huì ràng nǐ men diào jìn qù de dōng xī |
| [03:28.79] | ... or.... huò shì |
| [03:30.12] | All right, just look out! zǒng zhī yào xiǎo xīn |
| [03:33.73] | And I also just want to.... wǒ hái xiǎng yào |
| [03:36.03] | I just want to tell you all that.... wǒ zhǐ xiǎng gào sù nǐ men |
| [03:44.54] | I have a problem. I have to go into work for a few hours. wǒ yǒu yí gè má fán wǒ dé qù máng shàng jǐ gè xiǎo shí |
| [03:47.87] | Some kids messed up the Homo sapien display. yǒu yī xiē xiǎo hái dà nào zhì rén zhǎn lǎn yǔ tóng xìng liàn tóng zì |
| [03:50.81] | What did they do? zěn me gè nào fǎ? |
| [03:56.05] | Then they rearranged the figures. Let' s just leave it at that. rán hòu yòu bǎ rén ǒu chóng xīn pái liè zhè gè jiù bù shuō le |
| [04:01.32] | Do you want me to watch Ben for you? yào wǒ bāng nǐ zhào gù bān ma? |
| [04:03.52] | That' s what I was gonna ask. Thank you. wǒ zhèng yào bài tuō nǐ, xiè xiè |
| [04:05.72] | Wait, hello! What about me? děng yī xià, ràng wǒ lái rú hé? |
| [04:07.89] | You. You want to watch Ben? nǐ! nǐ xiǎng zhào gù bān? |
| [04:15.73] | That would be great! I just asked Monica... tài hǎo le wǒ bài tuō mó nī kǎ shì yīn wèi |
| [04:18.47] | ... because I know how empty her life is. tā de shēng huó hěn kōng xū |
| [04:26.11] | I got a science question. wǒ yǒu gè kē xué wèn tí |
| [04:27.91] | If the Homo sapiens were, in fact, " homo" sapiens... rú guǒ zhì rén zhēn de shì" tóng zhì" rén |
| [04:35.00] | ... is that why they' re extinct? suǒ yǐ cái huì jué zhǒng ma? |
| [04:40.43] | Joey, Homo sapiens are people. qiáo yī, zhì rén jiù shì rén |
| [04:43.90] | Hey, I' m not judging. wǒ méi yǒu pī píng de yì sī |
| [04:48.13] | Look, Benny! Spoon! xiǎo bān, nǐ kàn, tāng chí |
| [04:50.64] | Spoon! tāng chí |
| [04:53.94] | Come on. All right, you know what? I think he' s bored. wǒ kàn tā jué de hěn wú liáo |
| [04:57.51] | Here. You wanna play the airplane game? lái, yào bú yào wán zuò fēi jī? |
| [05:15.46] | You' re so brave. You' re so brave! Yes, you are. nǐ zuì yǒng gǎn le, zuì zuì yǒng gǎn le |
| [05:18.76] | You' re so brave. You' re okay. méi shì le |
| [05:20.83] | He' s fine. Let' s just put him down. tā méi shì, bǎ tā fàng xià |
| [05:23.27] | Come here, babe. Yes, you' re such a good boy. bǎo bèi, guò lái, nǐ hǎo guāi |
| [05:26.34] | How could you do that to him?! Ross trusted me! What' s he gonna say? nǐ zěn me kě yǐ zhuàng dào tā? luó sī hěn xìn rèn wǒ, tā huì zěn me shuō? |
| [05:30.78] | Nothing, because we' re not telling him. bú huì de, wǒ men bú huì gào sù tā |
| [05:33.01] | We' re not? No. bú huì ma? bú huì |
| [05:34.21] | All right, I like that. zhè yàng hǎo |
| [05:37.12] | So we' re okay. We' re okay, aren' t we? nǐ méi shì, nǐ méi shì duì ba? |
| [05:39.45] | No, we' re not okay. There' s a bump. bù, nǐ yǒu shì, zhè lǐ zhǒng qǐ lái le |
| [05:41.85] | What bump? shén me zhǒng qǐ lái? |
| [05:43.22] | Oh, my God! Well, push it in! Push it in! tiān na, bǎ tā yā xià qù! |
| [05:46.02] | I cannot push it in! wǒ bù néng bǎ tā yā xià qù |
| [05:49.56] | Okay, we' re gonna need a distraction. hǎo, wǒ men dé fēn sǎn zhù yì lì hǎo |
| [05:51.86] | That' s it. jiù shì zhè yàng hǎo |
| [05:53.30] | I got it! wǒ zhī dào le hǎo |
| [05:54.63] | The second Ross walks in... luó sī yī zǒu jìn lái |
| [05:56.47] | ... take him to your bedroom and do whatever you do... nǐ jiù lā tā jìn fáng jiān shǐ chū hún shēn xiè shù |
| [05:59.40] | ... that makes him go " rheeeee!" ràng tā kuài huó |
| [06:03.31] | Or... huò zhě |
| [06:06.31] | ... we could put a hat on his head. wǒ men yě kě yǐ bāng tā dài mào zi |
| [06:08.51] | A hat! Yes! We need a hat! Where are we gonna find a tiny little hat? mào zi! méi cuò, wǒ men xū yào mào zi yào qù nǎ lǐ zhǎo xiǎo mào zi? |
| [06:13.52] | I' ll get Rainy Day Bear! wǒ qù ná yǔ tiān xiǎo xióng |
| [06:15.32] | Because he' ll know what to do? yīn wèi tā yǒu bàn fǎ? |
| [06:18.02] | Oh, my God. You' re a genius! tiān na, nǐ zhēn shì tiān cái |
| [06:19.92] | It' s kind of sewn on. hǎo xiàng fèng sǐ le |
| [06:21.89] | Give it. Give it. ná lái hǎo |
| [06:28.00] | It' s just like a bloodbath in here today! jīn tiān zhè lǐ zhēn shì xuè xīng a |
| [06:36.27] | Hey, hold on a second. Hold on a second. děng yī xià |
| [06:40.24] | Do you think these pearls are nice? nǐ jué de zhè chuàn zhēn zhū piào liàng ma? |
| [06:42.88] | I' d prefer a mountain bike. wǒ bǐ jiào xǐ huān dēng shān chē |
| [06:46.05] | Janice' s birthday' s coming. I wanna get her something special. zhēn nī sī de shēng rì kuài dào le wǒ xiǎng sòng tā tè bié de lǐ wù |
| [06:50.86] | Come in here with me. Wait! péi wǒ jìn qù màn zhe |
| [06:55.53] | You wanna get her something special? Get her flowers. nǐ xiǎng lái diǎn tè bié de? sòng huā ma |
| [06:58.26] | Get her candy. Get her gum. Girls love gum. sòng táng, sòng kǒu xiāng táng nǚ shēng dōu xǐ huān kǒu xiāng táng |
| [07:01.37] | That' s a good idea. " Dear Janice: Have a HubbaBubba birthday." hǎo zhǔ yì," qīn ài de zhēn nī sī zhù nǐ shēng rì kuài lè de mào pào" |
| [07:06.37] | I' d like to get her something serious. wǒ xiǎng sòng yī fèn yán sù de lǐ wù |
| [07:09.11] | You want something serious. nǐ yào yán sù de dōng xī |
| [07:11.44] | You know what you should do? You should get her one of those... zhī dào ma? nǐ yīng gāi sòng |
| [07:14.81] | ... barium enemas. guàn cháng jì |
| [07:18.62] | Those are dead serious. nà gè yán sù de yào mìng |
| [07:20.79] | Look, I' m gonna go in here. And you don' t buy me anything, ever! wǒ yào jìn qù nǐ yǐ hòu bú yào sòng dōng xī gěi wǒ |
| [07:25.46] | You can' t! You can' t. You can' t buy her pearls. bù xíng! nǐ bù néng sòng tā zhēn zhū xiàng liàn |
| [07:28.26] | You just can' t, you can' t, you can' t! bù xíng, bù xíng, bù xíng |
| [07:30.90] | Why not? wèi shí me bù xíng? |
| [07:34.13] | Oh, God. tiān na |
| [07:37.27] | Here' s the thing. shì zhè yàng de |
| [07:39.74] | This is the thing. Okay, the thing is shì zhè yàng de |
| [07:41.84] | What is the thing? shì zěn yàng? hǎo |
| [07:44.84] | I went down to the Mattress King' s showroom... wǒ nà tiān qù chuáng diàn dài wáng de mài chǎng |
| [07:48.28] | ... and I saw Janice kissing her exhusband. kàn dào zhēn nī sī zài qīn tā de qián fū |
| [07:53.08] | What? shén me? |
| [07:54.69] | They were in his office. tā men zài tā de bàn gōng shì lǐ |
| [07:59.52] | She wouldn' t do that. She' s with me. tā bú huì qīn tā de, tā gēn wǒ zài yì qǐ |
| [08:02.69] | I' m telling you, I saw it. shì zhēn de, wǒ qīn yǎn kàn dào |
| [08:04.50] | Well, you' re wrong. You' re wrong. nǐ kàn cuò le, nǐ cuò le |
| [08:06.63] | I' m not wrong. wǒ méi yǒu kàn cuò |
| [08:08.33] | I wish I was. wǒ bā bù dé wǒ kàn cuò le |
| [08:12.30] | I' m sorry. duì bù qǐ |
| [08:17.94] | Bet that barium enema doesn' t sound so bad now. xiàn zài jué de sòng guàn cháng jì bù cuò ba? |
| [08:23.15] | It makes more sense as an ensemble. And it takes the focus off the hat. chuān zhěng tào bǐ jiào bù qí guài yě miǎn de mào zi tài xiǎn yǎn |
| [08:29.05] | Oh! You' re alive! You' re alive! nǐ men hái huó zhe! |
| [08:33.46] | I promised you no one would die, didn' t l? wǒ bú shì bǎo zhèng guò méi yǒu rén huì sǐ? |
| [08:36.19] | We' ll see about that. Can I use your phone to call everyone I know? dāi huì jiù zhī dào le jiè wǒ dǎ diàn huà gěi wǒ rèn shi de rén |
| [08:39.86] | Sure. We have no money. Go ahead. nǐ yòng ba, wǒ men méi qián, qǐng biàn |
| [08:43.90] | Hey, you' re not dead! Okay, see you. wèi, nǐ méi sǐ! hǎo, zài jiàn |
| [08:49.34] | Monica. mó nī kǎ |
| [08:51.34] | Oh, my God! He just said my name! tiān na, tā jiào wǒ de míng zì |
| [08:54.05] | Did you hear that? nǐ tīng dào le ma? |
| [08:56.51] | Monica bang! mó nī kǎ, pēng |
| [09:01.62] | Okay, I heard that. wǒ tīng dào le |
| [09:04.22] | Did he just say," Monica bang"? tā shì bú shì shuō" mó nī kǎ, pēng"? |
| [09:06.59] | Oh, my God! He' s gonna rat me out! tiān na, tā yào gào wǒ de mì |
| [09:10.09] | Monica bang! mó nī kǎ, pēng |
| [09:13.20] | Sweetie, you need to stop saying that now. xiǎo guāi guāi, nǐ bù néng zài shuō le |
| [09:16.70] | It' s no big deal. It' s not even worth mentioning. méi shén me dà bù liǎo de gēn běn bù zhí de yī tí |
| [09:19.44] | You see? We all do it all the time. dǒng ma? wǒ men jīng cháng zhuàng lái zhuàng qù |
| [09:21.74] | See? Watch this. dǒng ma? kàn wǒ de |
| [09:25.08] | Monica bang! Everybody bang! mó nī kǎ, pēng, dà jiā, pēng |
| [09:28.25] | Ben bang! bān, pēng |
| [09:29.48] | Rachel bang! ruì qiū, pēng |
| [09:31.38] | Bang, Rachel! Bang! pēng, ruì qiū, pēng |
| [09:36.92] | We all do it! dà jiā dōu zài pēng |
| [09:38.42] | Okay, I' m stopping now. Are you okay? wǒ bù zhuàng le nǐ hái hǎo ma? |
| [09:41.36] | You know, if it' s not a headboard, it' s just not worth it. rú guǒ bú shì chuáng tóu bǎn, gēn běn bù zhí de |
| [09:56.11] | How' s my Bingaling? wǒ de xiǎo bīn bīn hǎo ma? |
| [10:02.21] | I don' t know. wǒ bù zhī dào |
| [10:04.08] | You tell me. nǐ shuō ne? |
| [10:06.48] | Anything you want to tell me? nǐ yǒu huà yào duì wǒ shuō ma? |
| [10:09.72] | Because if you.... You should yīn wèi yào shì nǐ nǐ yīng gāi |
| [10:11.62] | You would tell me. nǐ huì gào sù wǒ |
| [10:15.33] | Why are your eyes so wide? nǐ wèi shí me dèng zhuó yǎn jīng? |
| [10:18.90] | You tell me. nǐ shuō ne? |
| [10:21.10] | Maybe it' s because I was just fooling around with my ex. yě xǔ shì yīn wèi wǒ hé jiù qíng rén gǎo zài yì qǐ |
| [10:24.47] | Oh, no. That was you! bù bù bù, bù bù bù, nà shi nǐ! |
| [10:26.64] | Oh, my God! wǒ de tiān |
| [10:27.84] | All right! How did you know? hěn hǎo nǐ zěn me zhī dào? |
| [10:32.41] | In the park? zài gōng yuán lǐ? |
| [10:35.01] | No. In his office. How many kisses were there? bú shì, zài tā de bàn gōng shì nǐ men qīn le jǐ cì? |
| [10:38.08] | Just those two! jiù nà liǎng cì |
| [10:39.35] | Why? wèi shí me? |
| [10:41.00] | Why was there kissing? There should be no kissing! wèi shí me jiē wěn? nǐ men bù gāi jiē wěn de |
| [10:47.86] | I' m so, so sorry. I just.... wǒ fēi cháng bào qiàn, wǒ zhǐ shì |
| [10:52.03] | What happened was l.... I can' t breathe. qí shí shì wǒ chuǎn bu guò qì lái |
| [10:55.10] | Can you get me a bag or something? kě yǐ gěi wǒ yí gè dài zi ma? |
| [10:58.70] | Here. Here. ná qù |
| [11:04.94] | It' s the receipt. shì shōu jù |
| [11:06.04] | I' ll take it. gěi wǒ |
| [11:08.78] | Look, I' ve got to know. tīng zhe, wǒ yí dìng yào zhī dào |
| [11:13.45] | Are you finished with me? nǐ gēn wǒ jié shù le ma? |
| [11:17.82] | Are you finished with him? nǐ gēn tā jié shù le ma? |
| [11:23.69] | Do you still love him? nǐ hái ài tā? |
| [11:28.87] | Do you still love me? nǐ hái ài wǒ? |
| [11:32.40] | All right, look... hǎo, tīng wǒ shuō |
| [11:34.74] | ... I' m gonna need an actual answer here, okay? wǒ xū yào míng què de dá àn, hǎo ma? |
| [11:37.51] | So which is it? nǐ xuǎn nǎ yī ge? |
| [11:40.81] | Him or me? tā hái shì wǒ? |
| [11:51.26] | I don' t know. wǒ bù zhī dào |
| [11:55.49] | Okay, if you' re alive, you answer your phone! yào shì nǐ hái huó zhe, qǐng jiē diàn huà |
| [12:04.50] | Okay, Ben, I won' t tell your daddy that you had ice cream before dinner... bān, wǒ bú huì gào sù bà bà nǐ zài wǎn cān qián chī bīng |
| [12:09.11] | ... if you won' t tell him about our little bonking incident. nǐ yě bù néng shuō chū nà gè xiǎo xiǎo de yì wài |
| [12:13.08] | Number one, I don' t think Ben understands the concept of bribery. dì yī, bān yīng gāi bù dǒng shén me shì huì lù |
| [12:16.68] | And number two, I dì èr, wǒ |
| [12:20.75] | What? zěn me le? |
| [12:21.85] | You said " number two." nǐ shuō" dì èr" |
| [12:27.06] | I also said " number one." wǒ yě shuō le dì yī |
| [12:29.29] | I know. wǒ zhī dào |
| [12:33.16] | Hey, everyone! dà jiā hǎo |
| [12:34.47] | How' s my little boy? wǒ de guāi ér zi hǎo bù hǎo? |
| [12:36.80] | He' s perfect. Aren' t you, Ben? tā hǎo de hěn duì bú duì, bān? |
| [12:38.70] | He' s never been better. What did you do, take him whaling? tā hǎo dé bù dé le nǐ men dài tā qù bǔ jīng ma? |
| [12:44.58] | Monica. mó nī kǎ |
| [12:45.84] | Oh, my God! He just said your name! That' s great! Good job, Ben! tiān na, tā shuō le nǐ de míng zì tài bàng le, gàn dé hǎo |
| [12:51.18] | Monica bang! mó nī kǎ, pēng |
| [12:53.75] | That' s right. méi cuò |
| [12:55.00] | That' s what I' d sound like if I exploded. nà jiù shì wǒ bào zhà de shēng yīn |
| [12:59.82] | The curse is broken! I called everybody I know... zǔ zhòu jiě chú le wǒ lián luò le suǒ yǒu rèn shi de rén |
| [13:02.59] | ... and everyone is alive! dà jiā dōu huó zhe |
| [13:09.77] | Ugly Naked Guy looks awfully still. chǒu luǒ nán yī dòng yě bù dòng |
| [13:18.78] | My God, I killed another one! tiān na, wǒ yòu shā le yí ge rén |
| [13:20.75] | The curse is getting stronger too, to bring down something that big. zǔ zhòu biàn qiáng le nà me pàng de rén yě hài de sǐ |
| [13:25.05] | Maybe he' s just taking a nap. yě xǔ tā zhǐ shì zài shuì jiào |
| [13:27.22] | I' m telling you, he hasn' t moved since this morning. cuò bù liǎo de tā cóng zǎo shàng kāi shǐ jiù méi dòng guò |
| [13:30.02] | We should call somebody. wǒ men yīng gāi qiú yuán |
| [13:31.72] | Tell them the naked guy we stare at isn' t moving? shuō wǒ men zài tōu kuī de luǒ nán bù dòng le? |
| [13:35.13] | We' ve got to find out if he' s alive. wǒ men dé nòng qīng chǔ tā de sǐ huó |
| [13:37.60] | How are we gonna do that? There' s no way. zěn me nòng qīng chǔ? gēn běn méi bàn fǎ |
| [13:40.20] | Well, there is one way. yǒu yí gè bàn fǎ |
| [13:42.13] | His window' s open. I say... tā de chuāng zi kāi zhe, wǒ jiàn yì |
| [13:45.14] | ... we poke him. wǒ men chuō tā |
| [13:52.28] | You know how we save all those chopsticks... wǒ men měi cì jiào zhōng guó cài dōu huì liú kuài zi |
| [14:02.15] | What? zěn me yòng? |
| [14:03.32] | We' re fashioning a very long poking device. wǒ men yào zuò yí gè hěn zhǎng de tàn cè qì |
| [14:08.29] | All right. hǎo |
| [14:12.40] | Hey, what' s the matter? nǐ zěn me le? |
| [14:17.10] | I talked to Janice. wǒ gēn zhēn nī sī tán guò le |
| [14:19.14] | Oh, my God. Is she going back to him? tiān na, tā yào huí dào tā shēn biān ma? |
| [14:22.47] | She doesn' t know. tā bù zhī dào |
| [14:24.34] | Says she loves us both. tā shuō tā liǎng gè dōu ài |
| [14:27.58] | I woke up this morning, I was in love. zǎo shàng xǐng lái shí, wǒ zài liàn ài |
| [14:30.51] | I was happy! wǒ hěn kuài lè |
| [14:33.85] | It serves me right for buying that 12pack of condoms. nà shí èr gè bǎo xiǎn tào mǎi dé jué bù yuān wǎng |
| [14:51.04] | I don' t know. bù zhī dào |
| [14:53.60] | You know? What would you do? nǐ huì zěn me bàn? |
| [14:58.04] | It doesn' t matter what I' d do. wǒ de zuò fǎ bù zhòng yào |
| [15:00.01] | Come on. Come on. Tell me. bié zhè yàng shuō ma |
| [15:04.68] | All right... hǎo ba |
| [15:07.65] | ... you probably won' t want to hear this... zhè zhǒng huà nǐ bā chéng bù ài tīng, dàn shì |
| [15:12.79] | ... but if it was me, and this is just me... rú guǒ shì wǒ zhè chún shǔ gè rén yì jiàn |
| [15:16.66] | ... I' d bow out. wǒ huì tuì chū |
| [15:17.73] | What? shén me? |
| [15:21.20] | What are you talking about? nǐ zài shuō shí mǒ? |
| [15:26.30] | They have a kid together... tā men yǒu yí gè hái zi |
| [15:28.24] | ... you know? nǐ dǒng ma? |
| [15:30.91] | They' re, like, a family. tā men shì yī jiā rén |
| [15:33.64] | And if, I don' t know... yào shì wǒ bù xiǎo de |
| [15:35.65] | ... if there' s a chance they can make that work... yào shì tā men yǒu jī huì pò jìng chóng yuán |
| [15:39.22] | ... I wouldn' t want to be the guy who stood in the way. wǒ bú huì xiǎng dāng nà gè zhàng ài |
| [15:46.76] | You okay? nǐ hái hǎo ba? |
| [15:52.10] | You wanna come poke a nude guy? yào bú yào lái chuō luǒ nán? |
| [15:57.07] | Well, he' s finally asleep. tā zhōng yú shuì zháo le |
| [16:00.24] | About that bump on his head.... tā tóu shàng nà gè zhǒng bāo |
| [16:04.38] | Are you sure it' s a new bump? nǐ què dìng nà shi xīn de? |
| [16:06.94] | No offense, but I' ve always thought of Ben as a fairly bumpyheaded child. wǒ méi yǒu è yì dàn wǒ yī zhí jué de tā mǎn tóu shì bāo |
| [16:11.55] | It' s okay if he bumps his head. Kids bump their heads all the time. zhuàng dào tóu yě méi guān xì xiǎo hái zi jīng cháng zhuàng dào tóu |
| [16:15.25] | It was your first time babysitting. You did your best. nǐ dì yī cì zhào gù tā yǐ jīng jìn lì le |
| [16:18.69] | I did! wǒ yǒu jìn lì |
| [16:19.92] | I know. wǒ zhī dào |
| [16:23.46] | I did! I watched! I watched! wǒ yǒu, wǒ dīng de hěn jǐn |
| [16:26.53] | I watched Monica bang his head against that thing! wǒ yǎn zhēng zhēng kàn zhe mó nī kǎ zhuàng dào tā de tóu |
| [16:30.80] | Monica did it? shì mó nī kǎ zhuàng de? |
| [16:37.54] | Did you notice anything weird about Ben today? mó nī kǎ, nǐ yǒu méi yǒu fā xiàn bān jīn tiān guài guài de? |
| [16:42.71] | No, why? méi yǒu, zěn me le? |
| [16:48.09] | ... which he' s good at. But he left out " E" and " F." tā yī xiàng hěn huì chàng jīn tiān què lòu le E hé F |
| [16:51.26] | It' s like they just, I don' t know, fell out of his head. fǎng fú nà liǎng gè zì mǔ diào chū lái le |
| [16:57.43] | Really? zhēn de? |
| [16:58.73] | Oh, and also, he' s walking... hái yǒu, tā zǒu qǐ lù lái |
| [17:02.47] | ... kind of funny. bù tài duì jìn |
| [17:05.34] | It' s like his left leg is moving a lot faster than his right leg. sì hū zuǒ jiǎo dòng dé bǐ yòu jiǎo kuài |
| [17:10.01] | Yeah, he' s in there, just.... tā yī zhí zài lǐ miàn |
| [17:15.68] | Oh, my God! I wrecked your baby! tiān na, wǒ hài le nǐ de ér zi |
| [17:21.42] | I hope it' s still funny when you' re in hell. xī wàng nǐ xià le dì yù hái huì jué de hǎo wán |
| [17:25.26] | You jerk! hún dàn |
| [17:26.62] | You know how much I love that kid! Monica bang! Monica bang! nǐ míng zhī wǒ yǒu duō ài tā! mó nī kǎ, pēng, mó nī kǎ, pēng |
| [17:34.80] | I' ll get the hat. wǒ qù ná mào zi |
| [17:40.77] | I have something to tell you. wǒ yǒu yī jiàn shì yào gào sù nǐ |
| [17:42.81] | And I want you to let me get through it... qǐng nǐ ràng wǒ shuō wán |
| [17:45.28] | ... because... yīn wèi |
| [17:47.61] | ... it' s not gonna be easy. yào shuō chū kǒu bìng bù róng yì |
| [17:54.45] | I think you should go back with Gary. wǒ jué de nǐ yīng gāi huí dào gài ruì shēn biān |
| [17:58.62] | I don' t want to be the guy that breaks up a family. wǒ bù xiǎng dāng chāi sàn jiā tíng de rén |
| [18:02.36] | You know, when my parents split up, it was because of that guy. wǒ de fù mǔ fēn shǒu dōu shì nà gè nán rén hài de |
| [18:06.03] | Whenever I' d see him, I' d always think... měi cì jiàn dào tā, wǒ dōu huì xiǎng |
| [18:08.47] | ... " You' re the reason. You are why they' re not together." " shì nǐ hài tā men bù néng zài yì qǐ de" |
| [18:12.20] | And I hated that guy. wǒ hèn nà gè rén |
| [18:16.24] | And it didn' t matter how nice he was or how happy he made my dad. bù guǎn tā rén yǒu duō hǎo huán gěi wǒ bà dài lái xìng fú |
| [18:31.86] | It' s the right thing to do. zhè me zuò shì bú duì de |
| [18:34.73] | You' re right. nǐ shuō de duì |
| [18:37.39] | Oh, God. But before I can say goodbye... tiān na, zài wǒ shuō zài jiàn zhī qián |
| [18:43.33] | ... there' s something I really need you to know. yǒu jiàn shì wǒ yí dìng yào nǐ zhī dào |
| [18:47.07] | The way I feel about you... wǒ duì nǐ de gǎn jué |
| [18:49.94] | ... it' s like I finally understand... ràng wǒ zhōng yú liǎo jiě |
| [18:53.28] | ... what Lionel Ritchie' s been singing about. lái nuò lǐ qí qǔ zhōng de hán yì |
| [18:57.25] | You know? I mean, what we have... wǒ men de yī qiè |
| [18:59.28] | ... it' s like movie love. jiù xiàng yǎn diàn yǐng yí yàng |
| [19:03.45] | You' re my soul mate. nǐ shì wǒ de jīng shén bàn lǚ |
| [19:06.42] | I can' t believe we' re not gonna spend the rest of our lives together. wǒ men jū rán wú fǎ sī shǒu dào lǎo |
| [19:12.56] | Then don' t leave me. nà jiù bú yào lí kāi wǒ |
| [19:15.63] | What? shén me? |
| [19:16.73] | Forget what I said! I was babbling! Pick me! wàng le wǒ shuō de huà wǒ shì suí biàn shuō shuō, xuǎn wǒ ba |
| [19:19.90] | No, you were right! I gotta give my marriage another chance. bù, nǐ shuō de duì wǒ yīng gāi zài gěi hūn yīn yī cì jī huì |
| [19:24.24] | No, you don' t! shuí shuō de? |
| [19:26.48] | I say you have to give your divorce another chance! bù, nǐ yīng gāi zài gěi lí hūn yī cì jī huì |
| [19:32.62] | I' m sorry. duì bù qǐ |
| [19:39.32] | Don' t go. bú yào zǒu |
| [19:41.23] | No, I gotta go. bù, wǒ gāi zǒu le |
| [19:47.46] | Honey. Honey. qīn ài de |
| [19:49.80] | People are looking. I don' t care. dà jiā dōu zài kàn wǒ bù zài hu |
| [19:53.07] | I don' t care! wǒ bù zài hu |
| [19:55.27] | Yeah, okay. hǎo le |
| [19:58.11] | I' m leaving now. wǒ yào zǒu le |
| [20:02.25] | You can' t leave! I have your shoe! nǐ zǒu bù liǎo, wǒ ná le nǐ de xié zǐ |
| [20:08.62] | Goodbye, Chandler Bing. zài jiàn, qián dé bīn |
| [20:22.37] | Rachel has those in burgundy. ruì qiū yǒu yī shuāng zǐ hóng sè de |
| [20:27.94] | Remember, something this big and long will be very difficult to maneuver. jì zhù, zhè me dà yòu zhǎng de dōng xī hěn nán cāo zuò |
| [20:32.84] | Fortunately, I have experience in that area. xìng hǎo wǒ yǒu zhè fāng miàn dí jīng yàn |
| [20:36.38] | Can we please focus here? A naked man' s life hangs in the balance. zhuān xīn yì diǎn hǎo ma? yí gè luǒ nán de xìng mìng jí jí kě wēi |
| [20:41.32] | I' m telling you, he' s dead. tā yí dìng yǐ jīng sǐ le |
| [20:42.89] | What we' re about to have here is a dead fat guy on a stick! wǒ men huì chuō dào yí gè sǐ pàng zi |
| [20:47.36] | All right, ladies and gentlemen, let' s poke. gè wèi xiān shēng nǚ shì, chuō ba |
| [20:50.39] | Steady. wěn zhe diǎn |
| [20:51.56] | Steady. màn màn lái |
| [20:53.46] | Okay, a little higher. zài gāo yì diǎn |
| [20:55.70] | Careful of the angle. zhù yì jiǎo dù |
| [20:57.47] | Okay, okay. We' re approaching the window. hǎo kào jìn chuāng hù le |
| [21:04.14] | Thread the needle. Thread the needle. bǎ tàn zhēn shēn jìn qù |
| [21:12.32] | He' s alive! He' s alive! tā hái huó zhe |
| [21:17.05] | And yet we' re still poking him. ér wǒ men hái zài chuō tā |
| [21:19.66] | Okay, retract the device! Retract the device! shōu huí tàn cè qì shōu huí tàn cè qì |
| [21:22.89] | He does not look happy. tā hǎo xiàng bù tài shuǎng |
| [21:25.70] | Now he' s showing us his poking device. lún tā liàng chū" tàn zhēn" le |
| [21:29.90] | Hey, that' s never gonna make it all the way over here, buddy! xiōng dì, nǐ jué duì shēn bù guò lái de |
| [21:39.88] | I' ll hold you close in my arms wǒ huì jǐn jǐn yōng nǐ zài huái lǐ |
| [21:45.85] | I can' t resist your charms wǒ wú fǎ dǐ dǎng nǐ de mèi lì |
| [21:52.72] | Love ài rén |
| [21:56.06] | I' ll be a fool for you wǒ yuàn wèi nǐ zuò jǐn shǎ shì |
| [22:01.33] | I' m sure wú yōng zhì yí |
| [22:04.70] | You know I don' t mind nǐ zhī dào wǒ bìng bù jiè yì |
| [22:08.14] | Oh, you know I don' t mind wǒ bìng bù jiè yì |
| [22:11.38] | Yes shì de |
| [22:13.24] | You mean the world to me nǐ jiù shì wǒ de quán shì jiè |
| [22:18.02] | Oh, I know I know wǒ zhī dào |
| [22:21.35] | I' ve found I' ve found zài nǐ shēn shàng |
| [22:24.19] | In you wǒ yǐ zhǎo dào |
| [22:27.06] | My endless love wú jìn de ài |
| [22:33.20] | My endless love wú jìn de ài |
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