mei li ren sheng

美丽人生
mei li ren sheng Lyrics

Song 美丽人生
Artist 郭德纲
Artist 于谦
Album 郭德纲戊子闹春相声专场
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[00:03.52] 郭:打小喜欢过年
[00:05.04] 于:小时候过年热闹
[00:06.85] 郭:人缘多好啊
[00:07.84] 于:是,都喜欢我
[00:09.17] 郭:家里亲戚也多
[00:10.35] 于:对
[00:11.18] 郭:那年你一岁
[00:11.90] 于:多大时候
[00:12.67] 郭:嗯,这…这么大
[00:14.65] 于:啊,有这么大的吗
[00:16.60] 郭:这么大吧,五六岁
[00:17.45] 于:对
[00:20.42] 郭:一过年家里,嚯,都来了,多高兴,多少年前的亲戚都来了
[00:23.47] 于:是
[00:24.42] 郭:看见谦儿都高兴
[00:25.38] 于:喜欢我
[00:26.17] 郭:长这么大了,啊?
[00:27.95] 于:老没见了,干嘛呀
[00:29.07] 郭:给钱
[00:29.65] 于:干嘛
[00:30.09] 郭:给压岁钱
[00:30.86] 于:这…这给钱
[00:31.47] 郭:你看,都是啊
[00:32.63] 于:噢
[00:33.47] 郭:二大爷也高兴,嗯?给压岁钱
[00:35.88] 于:嘿
[00:36.80] 郭:拿着,压岁钱
[00:37.67] 于:噢
[00:38.46] 郭:他也乐啊,我拿了这么多岁钱
[00:41.92] 于:啊?我叫丫呀是怎么着,这不能拆开了说知道吗
[00:48.17] 郭:小孩嘴不利索嘛
[00:50.14] 于:那也得说压岁钱呐
[00:52.35] 郭:这大人不说了吗,给丫岁钱
[01:00.21] 郭:来,给,拿着,买炮,买糖吃
[01:06.30] 于:我这…
[01:08.58] 郭:嗬,嗬,嗬,嗬
[01:11.19] 于:太缺德了您内,这都没法儿说了
[01:15.15] 郭:给拿着拿着,给钱你就拿着,没事儿没事儿
[01:17.38] 于:多大代价换的
[01:18.36] 郭:嗯
[01:20.95] 郭:一晃长这么大了
[01:22.30] 于:啊
[01:23.23] 郭:他也给孩子们岁钱,压岁钱
[01:25.67] 于:哈哈哈哈今儿没带
[01:28.49] 郭:好好好,过年了,我就,就喜欢过年
[01:33.23] 于:是
[01:34.03] 郭:过年热闹,过年还能说相声
[01:37.15] 于:啊,演出
[01:38.00] 郭:啊,这么一个大型的演出
[01:39.93] 于:对
[01:40.94] 郭:来这么些人来捧咱们来
[01:42.14] 于:诶
[01:42.83] 郭:何德何能啊
[01:43.67] 于:是
[01:44.41] 郭:其实人家来是看您来了
[01:45.82] 于:哪儿的话,看相声
[01:47.03] 郭:你看,你看,捧的就是你
[01:48.59] 于:过奖
[01:50.73] 郭:实话
[01:51.65] 于:捧了
[01:52.43] 郭:好演员
[01:53.17] 于:啊
[01:54.17] 郭:好演员,说学逗唱样样精通
[01:57.35] 于:嗨
[01:58.35] 郭:你们信吗
[01:59.91] 于:啊?不是这么回事儿啊
[02:03.20] 郭:我信
[02:05.16] 于:嗬这大喘气这儿
[02:06.65] 郭:我信
[02:07.30] 于:嗯
[02:07.99] 郭:真好啊,真的啊,人有人才文有文采
[02:12.32] 于:嗨
[02:13.24] 郭:写东西也不错
[02:14.29] 于:诶我好写点文章什么
[02:15.92] 郭:不知哪位看过啊
[02:16.79] 于:啊
[02:17.48] 郭:于老师的文采很好
[02:19.12] 于:嗨
[02:20.62] 郭:写得好,啊,我有时候没事儿我还上网找你写的东西
[02:24.96] 于:诶网上有我不少文章
[02:26.65] 郭:我还上过你的嫖客,唉呀,好,他这个文风啊是文如其人
[02:35.85] 于:您还上过我的嫖客
[02:38.72] 郭:对
[02:39.87] 于:那咱两得吝干姐们儿了这
[02:48.64] 郭:你很三俗
[02:51.68] 于:您要不提这好吧,您说错了
[02:54.66] 郭:就是你网上开的一个个人…
[02:57.05] 于:那叫博客
[02:59.85] 郭:噢,还叫博客呢
[03:02.17] 于:什么还叫博客啊,就叫博客
[03:04.95] 郭:我上过您的博客
[03:06.47] 于:那就对了
[03:07.73] 郭:看过您写的文章
[03:08.56] 于:有不少
[03:09.80] 郭:您在网上有很多的粉丝
[03:11.28] 于:嗨
[03:12.25] 郭:很多人都点你
[03:15.68] 于:怎么那么别扭,好多人都点我
[03:19.52] 郭:对
[03:20.77] 于:噢,那您跟他们说我不出台
[03:28.37] 郭:那你指什么吃呢
[03:30.20] 于:啊?我就指这吃啊
[03:33.32] 郭:胡说,我跟你没法儿
[03:34.29] 于:废话,你什么呀你就点我
[03:36.05] 郭:点你那博客嘛
[03:37.93] 于:您太简单了您这,点击
[03:41.05] 郭:点你是点鸡?
[03:47.61] 于:这说不明白了
[03:49.52] 郭:跟你们这说相声的打不了…
[03:51.01] 于:废话,点击,点击率啊
[03:53.96] 郭:怎么还绿啊?
[03:56.78] 于:什么啊,咱,咱们换一个话题,咱们说别的
[03:59.83] 郭:啊
[04:00.84] 于:咱咱不弄这事儿了
[04:02.08] 郭:说点别的吧,说点高尚的吧
[04:03.77] 于:这也不低俗啊这,您给带低俗了知道吗
[04:07.49] 郭:很讨厌你这人很讨厌
[04:08.93] 于:废话
[04:09.68] 郭:很讨,我就怕跟说相声的打交道
[04:11.36] 于:我也是
[04:12.29] 郭:是吧,咱两干点别的去吧
[04:14.74] 于:嗨
[04:17.27] 郭:是这个意思,大伙儿都喜欢您
[04:19.45] 于:那倒是
[04:20.89] 郭:喜欢于谦老师
[04:21.52] 于:谢谢大家
[04:22.23] 郭:我也是如此
[04:22.88] 于:您?
[04:23.72] 郭:我很崇拜您
[04:24.70] 于:您看您说的又过了
[04:25.69] 郭:你看
[04:26.52] 于:嗯?
[04:27.07] 郭:你看,我有事儿没事儿就上网搜索于老师写的文章
[04:30.36] 于:噢还看
[04:31.12] 郭:有时没有文章搜索于老师的照片
[04:33.67] 于:噢我网上有照片
[04:35.49] 郭:这一年多少人跟网上搜照片儿啊,是吧
[04:39.25] 于:两码事知道吗
[04:42.12] 郭:你看,这都一样
[04:44.74] 于:什么一样
[04:45.66] 郭:嘘你了就嘘我
[04:48.74] 于:您要犯法
[04:49.70] 郭:啊?
[04:50.70] 于:我没看过200M
[04:56.71] 于:我也没登那么些个知道吗
[05:00.05] 郭:所以今天,能跟于冠希老师在……
[05:09.83] 于:您连姓儿都给我改了
[05:12.21] 郭:名儿还是那个名儿
[05:13.86] 于:没听说过
[05:16.26] 郭:就是跟于老师在一起,嗯,很好
[05:19.95] 于:说大号吧
[05:20.96] 郭:很好很好,两人在一起,就是,我觉着我是一个很高兴的事儿
[05:25.54] 于:是啊
[05:26.60] 郭:我跟我的偶像在一起
[05:27.93] 于:又来了
[05:28.63] 郭:啊,榜样的力量是无穷的
[05:30.64] 于:哦也学
[05:31.91] 郭:崇拜一个人不犯法吧
[05:33.05] 于:那倒是
[05:34.05] 郭:对吧
[05:36.43] 于:是是是
[05:37.11] 郭:对不对,我喜欢于谦
[05:37.88] 于:嚯
[05:38.68] 郭:我,我认为于老师台上看都好
[05:40.74] 于:噢您这么认为
[05:41.82] 郭:可以吗
[05:42.67] 于:这太可以了
[05:43.58] 郭:这犯法吗
[05:44.50] 于:这没有没有
[05:45.60] 郭:你别看快到三月初了,我还敢说这话,于老师,好人
[05:49.96] 于:我是…
[05:51.03] 郭:我跟于老师一块儿合作这么长时间了
[05:52.21] 于:我没得罪别人
[05:54.01] 郭:对啊
[05:54.78] 于:怎么三月初就败了呢我
[05:55.53] 郭:所以我就我就
[05:57.67] 于:嗯
[05:58.28] 郭:就说找事儿的日子快到了嘛
[06:00.00] 于:你找事儿的日子快到了
[06:02.26] 郭:我现在捧你,人家说假的,这怎么办
[06:04.97] 于:你把我下架吧那就
[06:06.83] 郭:抢购一空了
[06:07.92] 于:什么乱七八糟的
[06:09.46] 郭:你最好照着词儿说
[06:10.68] 于:您给我份儿词儿啊您到,没词儿啊
[06:13.14] 郭:不能,我怎么也没有
[06:14.47] 于:那就全没有嘛这不是
[06:15.80] 郭:那咱好好说吧
[06:17.50] 郭:于老师人是非常的好,实话实说,我说相声这么些年了,我没有一个让我觉得有谁是了不起,没有
[06:23.20] 于:嚯
[06:23.92] 郭:实话实话,金无足赤人无完人
[06:26.54] 于:诶这对啊
[06:27.37] 郭:您是个另外
[06:28.11] 于:啊
[06:28.89] 郭:这是个完人,这看着就完了这
[06:32.30] 于:嗨,我快完了这么一人
[06:35.08] 郭:很完美
[06:36.65] 于:说清楚
[06:37.30] 郭:很完整
[06:38.07] 于:嗬
[06:38.91] 郭:整个中国说相声圈儿里挨个择挨个挑啊
[06:41.61] 于:嗯嗯嗯
[06:42.31] 郭:谁能跟于谦相提并论,有吗?没有
[06:46.45] 于:相声圈儿里没有跟我比的
[06:48.33] 郭:甭说跟你比,有什么好人啊这里边
[06:52.32] 于:没好人了
[06:53.21] 郭:你以为呢,说相声的逮着先崩后问没有冤假错案
[06:56.94] 于:嚯,忒狠了这个
[06:59.11] 郭:跟您比不可能
[07:00.20] 于:没法儿比
[07:00.77] 郭:没有
[07:01.34] 于:谁跟我比
[07:02.60] 郭:古人里边找个出类拔萃的先贤
[07:04.86] 于:嚯
[07:06.32] 郭:比如说
[07:07.16] 于:谁啊
[07:08.28] 郭:东汉的蔡伦
[07:09.78] 于:噢,发明造纸术的那个
[07:13.01] 郭:高人呐
[07:14.34] 于:那是那是
[07:14.83] 郭:那跟于老师,一样
[07:17.79] 于:哦,嘿,还有吗,啊?
[07:20.88] 郭:司马迁
[07:22.88] 于:写史记的
[07:24.04] 郭:那个,高人吧
[07:25.13] 于:那是
[07:25.71] 郭:那跟于老师,一样
[07:29.09] 于:您这什么身段啊这是
[07:30.77] 郭:表示确定
[07:32.76] 于:噢,表示确定
[07:36.48] 郭:肯定,干净利索,这个意思
[07:40.72] 于:还有吗
[07:41.62] 郭:打明朝有一位郑和
[07:44.37] 于:下西洋
[07:45.26] 郭:跟你,诶,一样
[07:47.54] 于:还有吗
[07:49.37] 郭:东方不败
[07:50.86] 于:啊?
[07:51.98] 郭:那跟你
[07:52.77] 于:不不一样,您这是肯定得动作吗这个,倒是干净利落的动作,别胡说八道
[08:02.28] 郭:我是说您,您了不起
[08:03.02] 于:谢谢啊
[08:03.77] 郭:您是,你的成绩有目共睹
[08:06.21] 于:哪儿的话
[08:07.18] 郭:与日月同辉
[08:08.60] 于:嚯
[08:10.31] 郭:金杯银杯不如于谦身上的石碑
[08:13.85] 于:什么乱七八…什么话啊
[08:17.45] 郭:对不起啊,我跟我的偶像在一块儿,我有点语无伦次
[08:20.68] 于:金杯银杯不如观众的口碑
[08:23.27] 郭:对对对口杯,口杯能弄多少对吗,三两一个
[08:27.09] 于:啊?喝的这口杯啊
[08:31.99] 郭:就是说,您很了不起
[08:34.11] 于:没有
[08:34.93] 郭:我觉得我现在不自觉地处处向您学习
[08:38.30] 于:你还向我学什么啊
[08:39.71] 郭:这是实话
[08:40.37] 于: 啊
[08:40.95] 郭:人必须要有一个很平和的心态
[08:42.68] 于:噢
[08:43.70] 郭:我们这行人老看别人好,生气,是错误的
[08:46.07] 于:是啊
[08:46.71] 郭:这是错误的
[08:47.33] 于:那是
[08:47.94] 郭:心态平和下来,胸怀宽广谁好跟谁学
[08:50.36] 于:那是
[08:51.40] 郭:俗话说得好,海纳百川有人乃大,知道吗
[08:55.19] 于:什么话啊
[08:56.49] 郭:心态要…
[08:57.32] 于:您等会儿吧,哪儿有这么句话,有人乃大,您说这黄金甲您说
[09:09.71] 郭:这不是很了解,什么意思啊
[09:11.84] 于:你说什么意思,您说出来您不知道什么意思,有容乃大呀
[09:16.69] 郭:有容是谁媳妇儿
[09:18.38] 于:嘿,非得是一女的是怎么着
[09:22.33] 郭:是吧,海纳百川
[09:24.10] 于:有容乃大呀
[09:25.72] 郭:有容乃大,就是胸怀要宽广的意思
[09:28.98] 于:这倒挨着
[09:29.74] 郭:是吧
[09:31.20] 于:别说你说别的吧
[09:33.27] 郭:心态平和
[09:34.04] 于:是
[09:34.92] 郭:我向您学习我正是很好的贯彻了这句名言
[09:39.16] 于:你贯彻…你向我学习什么啊
[09:41.01] 郭:处处都是我学习的榜样
[09:42.69] 于:哪儿值得您学啊
[09:44.31] 郭:你看,举一个简单的例子啊
[09:46.12] 于:您说
[09:47.58] 郭:于老师烫头了
[09:49.93] 于:新烫的
[09:51.17] 郭:烫的跟蘑菇云似得
[09:53.77] 于:就这造型
[09:55.22] 郭:我也很想烫一个
[09:57.46] 于:您也不能拣这学不了的学啊
[09:59.40] 郭:下不去家伙
[10:01.25] 于:没地儿下家伙
[10:02.89] 郭:照着一张照片
[10:03.68] 于:干嘛
[10:04.60] 郭:买一头套
[10:05.66] 于:拿这个
[10:06.42] 郭:找一做头发的
[10:07.25] 于:诶
[10:08.00] 郭:您受累来
[10:08.78] 于:这行
[10:09.51] 郭:人家接过照片一看
[10:10.50] 于:嗯
[10:11.67] 郭:这是什么狗哇
[10:13.10] 于:嗨,什么什么狗啊
[10:16.64] 郭:我就啐他,瞧清楚了
[10:18.69] 于:对
[10:19.39] 郭:你看看这个毛色,啊
[10:21.72] 于:什么毛色啊
[10:22.90] 郭:你看看这个这个发型
[10:24.00] 于:啊
[10:24.72] 郭:知道吗,这你都不认识
[10:26.01] 于:对啊
[10:26.58] 郭:很著名啊
[10:27.13] 于:谁啊
[10:27.69] 郭:于犬
[10:28.82] 于:嗨,于谦
[10:30.53] 郭:对,于圈
[10:31.20] 于:谦
[10:31.77] 郭:牵犬,于谦,别牵,先别牵
[10:35.28] 于:什么牵啊
[10:36.07] 郭:于谦,于谦老师,照这给我做一个
[10:38.81] 于:这不完了吗
[10:39.62] 郭:躺好了吹得了剪完了,拿过来冲进屋戴上
[10:42.95] 于:噢
[10:43.65] 郭:聊胜于无
[10:45.00] 于:诶,这就算有了
[10:46.31] 郭:比没有强的多
[10:47.16] 于:是
[10:47.94] 郭:于老师穿衣服咱们也学
[10:49.07] 于:学吗?
[10:50.84] 郭:于谦买衣服去了,买一上衣
[10:52.15] 于:噢?
[10:53.47] 郭:买一衬衣啊
[10:54.07] 于:衬衫
[10:54.68] 郭:粉红色的衬衣
[10:55.41] 于:嚯
[10:56.47] 郭:画着绿色的苤蓝色,甩着黑白点儿
[11:00.54] 于:设计师是哪位啊,这么寒碜呐
[11:04.44] 郭:管那个去了,你穿我就穿
[11:06.71] 于:您也学
[11:07.48] 郭:买一件儿穿,榜样的力量是无穷的
[11:11.07] 于:照样儿
[11:11.93] 郭:于老师买裤子去了
[11:12.97] 于:噢?
[11:13.76] 郭:盯着,买回来来来看看来,墨绿色的裤子,画着粉色的胡萝卜,画着蓝白花
[11:22.86] 于:这太不好买了这裤子
[11:25.43] 郭:来一条,跟您学嘛,于老师买皮鞋去了啊
[11:29.21] 于:得穿鞋啊
[11:30.16] 郭:淡青色的皮鞋,红色的鞋帮,画着苤蓝色儿的蚂蚁
[11:38.85] 于:这设计师能枪了毙我告诉你
[11:41.81] 郭:于老师买个绿帽子
[11:48.17] 于: 啊,您呢
[11:49.21] 郭:咱们庆祝吧
[11:51.55] 于:庆祝?您也照样学啊
[11:55.71] 郭:我这带着一头套呢
[11:57.12] 于:诶对
[12:00.24] 郭:只是这个意思
[12:00.97] 于:都学
[12:01.61] 郭:处处向您学习
[12:03.27] 于:您瞧瞧
[12:04.11] 郭:于老师养个小花猫
[12:05.39] 于:宠物
[12:06.09] 郭:咱也养一个
[12:06.82] 于:也养
[12:09.27] 郭:榜样的力量无穷嘛
[12:09.81] 于:嘿
[12:10.55] 郭:于老师养一只狗
[12:11.91] 于:换了
[12:12.60] 郭:咱们也养一个
[12:13.47] 于:你也养狗
[12:14.39] 郭:于老师养那狗,松狮
[12:16.93] 于:中型犬
[12:17.83] 郭:可爱之极
[12:18.71] 于:是
[12:19.38] 郭:大脑袋这么大个儿
[12:20.39] 于:对对对
[12:21.38] 郭:咱们这破狗,京巴跟博美的串儿
[12:25.09] 于:不好看
[12:27.33] 郭:这脑袋比蒜大点儿,屁股跟南瓜似得
[12:32.79] 于:这京巴跟南瓜的串儿吧这,怎么串的这是
[12:38.90] 郭:你是科学家
[12:39.89] 于:你是科学家
[12:42.64] 郭:我也是科学家
[12:45.83] 郭:不好看,送了吧,人家那个多好看啊,大脑袋,于老师给小狗起个名字
[12:51.41] 于:叫什么啊
[12:52.18] 郭:叫脸
[12:53.43] 于:脸大就叫脸
[12:57.10] 郭:这叫屁股吧
[12:59.24] 于:突出特点了
[13:00.98] 郭:养了仨月,于老师腻了,于谦,不要脸了
[13:07.40] 于:太别扭了这话
[13:09.58] 郭:咱们接着养了吧
[13:10.88] 于:还养啊
[13:11.44] 郭:一年多这狗长这么大
[13:12.74] 于:长起来了
[13:13.67] 郭:狗一对脸于谦哭了
[13:14.93] 于:干嘛啊
[13:16.41] 郭:我那脸要是还在比屁股还大
[13:18.09] 于:去你的,没有这么说话的
[13:22.18] 郭:榜样的力量无穷嘛
[13:23.73] 于:真学假学啊
[13:24.84] 郭:您处处是我学习的榜样
[13:27.42] 于:哪儿的话
[13:28.25] 郭:会活着
[13:29.09] 于:那我是心态好
[13:30.73] 郭:会活着
[13:31.28] 于:对
[13:32.04] 郭:后来有养狗我就纳闷,我说那小狗不是扔了吗
[13:35.14] 于:嗯
[13:35.77] 郭:又买狗啊
[13:36.40] 于:还养嘛
[13:36.98] 郭:为了遛狗,活动锻炼身体,养那狗叫圣伯纳
[13:41.55] 于:大犬了
[13:42.58] 郭:能长300斤
[13:43.49] 于:对
[13:44.06] 郭:跟驴似得
[13:44.77] 于:嗯
[13:45.29] 郭:天天下午狗牵着出去溜去
[13:48.59] 于:谁牵谁出去溜去啊
[13:50.47] 郭:看谁在头里了吧
[13:51.75] 于:没有这么看的,我牵他出去溜去
[13:51.99] 郭:可以可以啊
[13:56.49] 于:还可以
[13:57.17] 郭:溜一圈累了,往那儿一坐歇着,狗坐他旁边
[14:00.20] 于:噢
[14:01.00] 郭:一边儿高
[14:01.79] 于:大嘛
[14:02.80] 郭:谁看都纳闷,这谁家双胞胎啊
[14:06.24] 于:没听说过,什么叫双胞胎啊
[14:08.44] 郭:长得像
[14:09.61] 于:没听说过
[14:10.18] 郭:喜庆
[14:11.03] 于:喜庆归喜庆
[14:13.14] 郭:这个人会活着啊
[14:14.44] 于:那倒是
[14:16.11] 郭:真的啊,我这个人不行,就是吃完饭不爱动
[14:18.16] 于:懒
[14:19.14] 郭:跟家呆着,于老师,好
[14:20.74] 于:我运动
[14:22.03] 郭:各种体育项目没有人家不好的
[14:23.96] 于:对
[14:24.97] 郭:跳绳,喜欢,喜欢跳绳,单杠,打排球,排球
[14:34.18] 于:我怎么干什么都跟跳绳似得
[14:37.30] 郭:你干什么都跳绳去啊
[14:38.61] 于:嚯我累不累我都跳绳去
[14:41.33] 郭:你省车钱你为了
[14:43.24] 于:这好,不是为锻炼这个
[14:44.55] 郭:最喜欢就是,裸奔
[14:48.31] 于:这是运动项目吗
[14:48.52] 郭:你看,这个多好
[14:52.00] 于:好什么啊
[14:52.77] 郭:集合跑步与冬泳于一身
[14:55.52] 于:裸奔?
[14:56.21] 郭:嗯,他跟北京德云社说相声那个李菁
[14:58.56] 于:噢
[14:59.34] 郭:他们两联合,一块儿裸奔
[15:01.78] 于:我们两?
[15:02.65] 郭:他们这叫奔二组合
[15:04.40] 于:去,怎么还弄一组合
[15:06.30] 郭:两人嘛,奔二组合,两人还分那
[15:08.88] 于:分什么
[15:09.52] 郭:谁是奔谁是二
[15:11.38] 于:我是奔,我先占一个吧
[15:16.26] 郭:你有一回是奔
[15:17.85] 于:我剩下都是二啊是吗,没有
[15:20.47] 郭:奔二组合嘛,也不是见天儿的
[15:22.15] 于:不是见天儿的
[15:24.18] 郭:他跟李菁他们俩儿挨着住,吃饱了没事儿上李菁那屋串儿门去
[15:27.66] 于:噢离得近
[15:28.70] 郭:聊会儿天吧,李菁也高兴
[15:29.81] 于:对
[15:31.07] 郭:喝点儿酒吗
[15:33.22] 于:还喝两口
[15:34.21] 郭:喝点儿吧,打着啤酒,拿出两个三钱的杯子来
[15:39.16] 于:拿三钱的杯子喝啤酒
[15:41.55] 郭:来我慎着点儿
[15:42.80] 于:嗨呀,这能慎哪儿去这个,大了这要
[15:48.46] 郭:喝完了,裸奔吧
[15:50.50] 于:这…就跟着这来
[15:53.09] 郭:谁先来
[15:54.10] 于:你说呢
[15:54.90] 郭:谁先…咱打赌吧,谁要不敢去谁输一百块钱
[15:56.68] 于:噢还挂赌
[15:57.57] 郭:嗬,李菁高兴都脱了啊开着门顺小区跑一圈儿
[16:02.92] 于:跑
[16:03.72] 郭:回来了,给钱
[16:05.08] 于:啊,现挂
[16:05.81] 郭:于谦乐,我还没跑呢
[16:07.18] 于:那是
[16:07.93] 郭:脱了
[16:08.68] 于:我也来
[16:09.28] 郭:开门出去了
[16:09.86] 于:嗯
[16:10.34] 郭:跑了半圈儿
[16:10.98] 于:啊
[16:11.45] 郭:来四个警察跟按在那里
[16:12.36] 于:嗨
[16:13.61] 郭:要脸不要脸,刚才出来一趟没理你,又来了啊
[16:16.10] 于:那是我吗,看清楚喽再抓人好不好
[16:22.48] 郭:好运动嘛
[16:23.53] 于:这不是运动了您说这个
[16:25.32] 郭:他找我去呢
[16:26.11] 于:嗯
[16:26.75] 郭:找我,走哇,别老跟屋呆着
[16:29.12] 于:对
[16:29.77] 郭:运动运动
[16:30.34] 于:活动活动
[16:30.92] 郭:咱两人游泳池
[16:31.77] 于:这多好
[16:32.42] 郭:游泳去
[16:33.01] 于:对
[16:33.53] 郭:我不去
[16:34.32] 于:怎么了
[16:35.00] 郭:游泳池太脏
[16:35.96] 于:游泳池怎么会脏啊
[16:37.66] 郭:好多人都跟里边儿撒尿
[16:39.51] 于:嗨,谁说的
[16:40.97] 郭:都尿了
[16:41.70] 于:是吗
[16:42.21] 郭:他劝我,那怕什么啊,许他们尿就不许咱们尿
[16:47.25] 于:咱也干这事儿去
[16:48.38] 郭:我不去,我不去,我也不会扎猛子也不会憋气
[16:52.08] 于:啊
[16:52.91] 郭:万一再齁着我呢
[16:54.07] 于:哎呀,哪有那么咸呢
[16:56.35] 郭:你知道谁糖尿病
[16:58.18] 于:甜的呀,没有这人
[17:00.34] 郭:我不去
[17:00.87] 于:啊
[17:01.62] 郭:他自个儿去了啊,下午三点半来一电话,德纲你带两千块钱来一趟吧
[17:06.46] 于:怎么了
[17:07.00] 郭:赎我来
[17:07.62] 于:干嘛呀
[17:08.15] 郭:我尿尿让人逮着喽
[17:09.65] 于:哎呀,我还真干这事儿去了
[17:12.65] 郭:交罚款带出来我说你怎么这样儿啊
[17:14.91] 于:嗯
[17:15.79] 郭:够几万人在里边儿尿也没逮着过
[17:17.51] 于:是啊
[17:18.12] 郭:怎么逮着你了
[17:18.86] 于:怎么回事
[17:19.55] 郭:这事儿闹的,他们是逮不着,他们都跟池子里边儿尿的
[17:23.99] 于:我呢
[17:24.78] 郭:我站在岸边儿尿的
[17:26.11] 于:啊,我太缺心眼儿了吧我
[17:30.96] 郭:过了没三天又给我打电话
[17:32.69] 于:还干嘛啊
[17:33.43] 郭:你还得来一趟赎我来
[17:34.49] 于:怎么了
[17:35.25] 郭:我尿尿又让人逮着了
[17:36.90] 于:哎呀这也太笨了这个
[17:38.24] 郭:交罚款带出来,我说没有这样的
[17:40.64] 于:就是
[17:41.38] 郭:你又站在岸边儿尿了
[17:42.43] 于:是不是
[17:43.34] 郭:没有没有,我在池子里边儿尿的
[17:44.98] 于:那怎么还让人逮着了
[17:46.47] 郭:上回罚完款我挺生气的
[17:47.85] 于:嗯
[17:48.49] 郭:我一着急上火我那尿是黄的,没敢站那儿尿,我一边游一边尿
[17:55.56] 于:嗯
[17:56.06] 郭:戴红箍的看见了
[17:56.98] 于:嗯
[17:57.53] 郭:诶,逮那飞机拉线的
[17:59.91] 于:我自个儿画条线让人逮我去啊
[18:07.09] 郭:真事儿都
[18:07.87] 于:没有这么傻的人了
[18:09.52] 郭:后来,北京游泳池他去不了了
[18:10.98] 于:不让了
[18:12.03] 郭:北京所有游泳池都贴他一相片儿
[18:13.36] 于:啊?
[18:15.77] 郭:于谦与狗不得入内
[18:18.34] 于:游泳池还通缉我呢
[18:19.92] 郭:我给他出主意,我说你非得城里吗
[18:22.27] 于:是
[18:23.01] 郭:啊,你说怀柔也好,密云也好,延庆也好,找一山清水秀的地儿没人管
[18:28.10] 于:诶野地方有的是
[18:29.32] 郭:游去吧
[18:29.88] 于:对
[18:30.39] 郭:真听话啊,蹬着自行车就去了啊
[18:31.95] 于:嚯
[18:33.91] 郭:出北京城郊区找一地儿,嗬,天青水地鸟语花香小溪潺潺
[18:38.83] 于:对
[18:39.62] 郭:把于谦乐的
[18:40.30] 于:诶
[18:40.89] 郭:这回没人管了吧
[18:41.70] 于:没人了
[18:42.40] 郭:这回跟这儿游,这行吗
[18:43.96] 于:当然可以
[18:44.60] 郭:啊来,脱衣裳游泳
[18:46.59] 于:来吧
[18:47.30] 郭:把大衣先脱了
[18:49.26] 于:我游泳穿大衣干嘛啊
[18:51.59] 郭:西装
[18:54.41] 于:还真严实穿的
[18:56.09] 郭:领带,马甲
[19:01.01] 于:三件套一样儿没落下
[19:04.44] 郭:棉坎肩儿
[19:07.02] 于:我冬天去的是怎么的
[19:09.02] 郭:毛背心
[19:12.88] 于:少穿点儿好不好
[19:14.36] 郭:衬衣
[19:15.58] 于:这得脱了,游吧
[19:18.92] (摘奶罩的动作)
[19:34.24] 于:哎咱没这么开玩笑的啊,你这怎么意思这是,你说说
[19:40.01] 郭:背背佳
[19:41.79] 于:嗨…背背…
[19:47.80] 郭:你以为那个了啊
[19:49.11] 于:谁啊
[19:49.81] 郭:太三俗
[19:51.69] 于:穿背背佳干嘛啊
[19:53.11] 郭:穿背背佳腰不塌背不驼嘛
[19:56.18] 于:赶紧脱了吧
[19:57.08] 郭:诶,把兜兜摘了
[19:59.04] 于:哎呀,赶紧
[20:01.70] 郭:马靴
[20:03.04] 于:骑着马去的
[20:04.88] 郭:裤子
[20:09.21] 于:来吧
[20:09.79] 郭:秋裤
[20:11.95] 于:天儿冷
[20:13.30] 郭:线裤
[20:15.67] 于:都穿着呢
[20:17.28] 郭:三毛板
[20:19.40] 于:穿三件儿
[20:21.08] 郭:棉裤
[20:23.69] 于:棉裤穿秋裤里头啊,什么程序这是
[20:29.51] 郭:毛线内裤
[20:32.03] 于:你才穿毛线内裤
[20:34.63] 郭:解刺痒
[20:36.61] 于:你要不穿他不刺痒知道吗,哪儿那么刺痒啊
[20:41.30] (搓丝袜的动作)
[20:44.24] 于:诶嘿嘿嘿
[20:47.81] 郭:袜子
[20:48.69] 于:什么袜子,你袜子要这么脱那就不是背背佳了知道吗
[20:53.79] 郭:是啊
[20:55.39] 于:你说…没有穿这袜子
[20:57.34] 郭:脱完了,这回还有人管吗
[20:58.93] 于:赶紧游吧
[20:59.76] 郭:啊?
[21:00.35] 于:没人管
[21:01.10] 郭:有人吗
[21:01.73] 于:没有
[21:02.30] 郭:有人吗
[21:03.35] 于:别叫了,脱一光着,你真叫几个人来
[21:07.38] 郭:没人啊,于老师乐了
[21:08.89] 于:来
[21:09.57] 郭:来吧,游泳
[21:14.08] 于:准备活动
[21:15.77] 郭:下水,一步步下去啊,咚,掉水里了,哇啊啊啊
[21:27.77] 郭:这个,有一个学术名词,王式
[21:31.39] 于:王式?还八式
[21:33.44] 郭:王…王,差不多,差不多,游着游着啊,一抬头,太阳出来了
[21:43.20] 于:嗯
[21:44.26] 郭:很高兴啊
[21:44.84] 于:啊
[21:45.40] 郭:我上去晒晒后背吧
[21:46.93] 于:啊?王八啊是怎么的
[21:49.24] 郭:不许美化自己
[21:51.51] 于:我这是美化吗
[21:52.77] 郭:上岸边儿,趴着,晒晒后背
[21:56.05] 于:没听说过
[21:56.70] 郭:打这边来几个姑娘
[21:57.53] 于:啊
[21:58.59] 郭:你来玩儿人家也可以啊
[22:00.13] 于:都可以
[22:00.73] 郭:几个姑娘有说有笑,往这儿来,于老师傻了
[22:05.03] 于:我就别使像了我还
[22:06.67] 郭:带圈儿来不及了
[22:07.50] 于:那是啊
[22:08.37] 郭:一丝不挂
[22:09.26] 于:没穿着衣服
[22:10.05] 郭:一回头,地上有一桶
[22:11.16] 于:啊
[22:11.95] 郭:不知谁扔的
[22:12.75] 于:噢
[22:13.33] 郭:先救急,脚也挡上
[22:15.78] 于:挡点儿是点儿
[22:16.84] 郭:姑娘们到跟前儿,跺着脚的骂街
[22:19.04] 于:怎么了
[22:19.77] 郭:臭流氓没羞没臊
[22:21.08] 于:干嘛呀
[22:21.72] 郭:他急了,你没看见我拿桶挡着了吗
[22:23.82] 于:是啊
[22:24.35] 郭:废话
[22:24.92] 于:啊
[22:25.44] 郭:那桶有底儿吗
[22:26.44] 于:嗨,没底儿啊
[00:03.52] guo: da xiao xi huan guo nian
[00:05.04] yu: xiao shi hou guo nian re nao
[00:06.85] guo: ren yuan duo hao a
[00:07.84] yu: shi, dou xi huan wo
[00:09.17] guo: jia li qin qi ye duo
[00:10.35] yu: dui
[00:11.18] guo: na nian ni yi sui
[00:11.90] yu: duo da shi hou
[00:12.67] guo: , zhe zhe me da
[00:14.65] yu: a, you zhe me da de ma
[00:16.60] guo: zhe me da ba, wu liu sui
[00:17.45] yu: dui
[00:20.42] guo: yi guo nian jia li, huo, dou lai le, duo gao xing, duo shao nian qian de qin qi dou lai le
[00:23.47] yu: shi
[00:24.42] guo: kan jian qian er dou gao xing
[00:25.38] yu: xi huan wo
[00:26.17] guo: zhang zhe me da le, a?
[00:27.95] yu: lao mei jian le, gan ma ya
[00:29.07] guo: gei qian
[00:29.65] yu: gan ma
[00:30.09] guo: gei ya sui qian
[00:30.86] yu: zhe zhe gei qian
[00:31.47] guo: ni kan, dou shi a
[00:32.63] yu: o
[00:33.47] guo: er da ye ye gao xing, ? gei ya sui qian
[00:35.88] yu: hei
[00:36.80] guo: na zhe, ya sui qian
[00:37.67] yu: o
[00:38.46] guo: ta ye le a, wo na le zhe me duo sui qian
[00:41.92] yu: a? wo jiao ya ya shi zen me zhao, zhe bu neng chai kai le shuo zhi dao ma
[00:48.17] guo: xiao hai zui bu li suo ma
[00:50.14] yu: na ye de shuo ya sui qian na
[00:52.35] guo: zhe da ren bu shuo le ma, gei ya sui qian
[01:00.21] guo: lai, gei, na zhe, mai pao, mai tang chi
[01:06.30] yu: wo zhe
[01:08.58] guo: he, he, he, he
[01:11.19] yu: tai que de le nin nei, zhe dou mei fa er shuo le
[01:15.15] guo: gei na zhe na zhe, gei qian ni jiu na zhe, mei shi er mei shi er
[01:17.38] yu: duo da dai jia huan de
[01:18.36] guo:
[01:20.95] guo: yi huang zhang zhe me da le
[01:22.30] yu: a
[01:23.23] guo: ta ye gei hai zi men sui qian, ya sui qian
[01:25.67] yu: ha ha ha ha jin er mei dai
[01:28.49] guo: hao hao hao, guo nian le, wo jiu, jiu xi huan guo nian
[01:33.23] yu: shi
[01:34.03] guo: guo nian re nao, guo nian hai neng shuo xiang sheng
[01:37.15] yu: a, yan chu
[01:38.00] guo: a, zhe me yi ge da xing de yan chu
[01:39.93] yu: dui
[01:40.94] guo: lai zhe me xie ren lai peng zan men lai
[01:42.14] yu: ei
[01:42.83] guo: he de he neng a
[01:43.67] yu: shi
[01:44.41] guo: qi shi ren jia lai shi kan nin lai le
[01:45.82] yu: na r de hua, kan xiang sheng
[01:47.03] guo: ni kan, ni kan, peng de jiu shi ni
[01:48.59] yu: guo jiang
[01:50.73] guo: shi hua
[01:51.65] yu: peng le
[01:52.43] guo: hao yan yuan
[01:53.17] yu: a
[01:54.17] guo: hao yan yuan, shuo xue dou chang yang yang jing tong
[01:57.35] yu: hai
[01:58.35] guo: ni men xin ma
[01:59.91] yu: a? bu shi zhe me hui shi er a
[02:03.20] guo: wo xin
[02:05.16] yu: he zhe da chuan qi zhe er
[02:06.65] guo: wo xin
[02:07.30] yu:
[02:07.99] guo: zhen hao a, zhen de a, ren you ren cai wen you wen cai
[02:12.32] yu: hai
[02:13.24] guo: xie dong xi ye bu cuo
[02:14.29] yu: ei wo hao xie dian wen zhang shen me
[02:15.92] guo: bu zhi na wei kan guo a
[02:16.79] yu: a
[02:17.48] guo: yu lao shi de wen cai hen hao
[02:19.12] yu: hai
[02:20.62] guo: xie de hao, a, wo you shi hou mei shi er wo hai shang wang zhao ni xie de dong xi
[02:24.96] yu: ei wang shang you wo bu shao wen zhang
[02:26.65] guo: wo hai shang guo ni de piao ke, ai ya, hao, ta zhe ge wen feng a shi wen ru qi ren
[02:35.85] yu: nin hai shang guo wo de piao ke
[02:38.72] guo: dui
[02:39.87] yu: na zan liang de lin gan jie men er le zhe
[02:48.64] guo: ni hen san su
[02:51.68] yu: nin yao bu ti zhe hao ba, nin shuo cuo le
[02:54.66] guo: jiu shi ni wang shang kai de yi ge ge ren
[02:57.05] yu: na jiao bo ke
[02:59.85] guo: o, hai jiao bo ke ne
[03:02.17] yu: shen me hai jiao bo ke a, jiu jiao bo ke
[03:04.95] guo: wo shang guo nin de bo ke
[03:06.47] yu: na jiu dui le
[03:07.73] guo: kan guo nin xie de wen zhang
[03:08.56] yu: you bu shao
[03:09.80] guo: nin zai wang shang you hen duo de fen si
[03:11.28] yu: hai
[03:12.25] guo: hen duo ren dou dian ni
[03:15.68] yu: zen me na me bie niu, hao duo ren dou dian wo
[03:19.52] guo: dui
[03:20.77] yu: o, na nin gen ta men shuo wo bu chu tai
[03:28.37] guo: na ni zhi shen me chi ne
[03:30.20] yu: a? wo jiu zhi zhe chi a
[03:33.32] guo: hu shuo, wo gen ni mei fa er
[03:34.29] yu: fei hua, ni shen me ya ni jiu dian wo
[03:36.05] guo: dian ni na bo ke ma
[03:37.93] yu: nin tai jian dan le nin zhe, dian ji
[03:41.05] guo: dian ni shi dian ji?
[03:47.61] yu: zhe shuo bu ming bai le
[03:49.52] guo: gen ni men zhe shuo xiang sheng de da bu liao
[03:51.01] yu: fei hua, dian ji, dian ji lv a
[03:53.96] guo: zen me hai lv a?
[03:56.78] yu: shen me a, zan, zan men huan yi ge hua ti, zan men shuo bie de
[03:59.83] guo: a
[04:00.84] yu: zan zan bu nong zhe shi er le
[04:02.08] guo: shuo dian bie de ba, shuo dian gao shang de ba
[04:03.77] yu: zhe ye bu di su a zhe, nin gei dai di su le zhi dao ma
[04:07.49] guo: hen tao yan ni zhe ren hen tao yan
[04:08.93] yu: fei hua
[04:09.68] guo: hen tao, wo jiu pa gen shuo xiang sheng de da jiao dao
[04:11.36] yu: wo ye shi
[04:12.29] guo: shi ba, zan liang gan dian bie de qu ba
[04:14.74] yu: hai
[04:17.27] guo: shi zhe ge yi si, da huo er dou xi huan nin
[04:19.45] yu: na dao shi
[04:20.89] guo: xi huan yu qian lao shi
[04:21.52] yu: xie xie da jia
[04:22.23] guo: wo ye shi ru ci
[04:22.88] yu: nin?
[04:23.72] guo: wo hen chong bai nin
[04:24.70] yu: nin kan nin shuo de you guo le
[04:25.69] guo: ni kan
[04:26.52] yu: ?
[04:27.07] guo: ni kan, wo you shi er mei shi er jiu shang wang sou suo yu lao shi xie de wen zhang
[04:30.36] yu: o hai kan
[04:31.12] guo: you shi mei you wen zhang sou suo yu lao shi de zhao pian
[04:33.67] yu: o wo wang shang you zhao pian
[04:35.49] guo: zhe yi nian duo shao ren gen wang shang sou zhao pian er a, shi ba
[04:39.25] yu: liang ma shi zhi dao ma
[04:42.12] guo: ni kan, zhe dou yi yang
[04:44.74] yu: shen me yi yang
[04:45.66] guo: xu ni le jiu xu wo
[04:48.74] yu: nin yao fan fa
[04:49.70] guo: a?
[04:50.70] yu: wo mei kan guo 200M
[04:56.71] yu: wo ye mei deng na me xie ge zhi dao ma
[05:00.05] guo: suo yi jin tian, neng gen yu guan xi lao shi zai
[05:09.83] yu: nin lian xing er dou gei wo gai le
[05:12.21] guo: ming r hai shi na ge ming r
[05:13.86] yu: mei ting shuo guo
[05:16.26] guo: jiu shi gen yu lao shi zai yi qi, , hen hao
[05:19.95] yu: shuo da hao ba
[05:20.96] guo: hen hao hen hao, liang ren zai yi qi, jiu shi, wo jue zhe wo shi yi ge hen gao xing de shi er
[05:25.54] yu: shi a
[05:26.60] guo: wo gen wo de ou xiang zai yi qi
[05:27.93] yu: you lai le
[05:28.63] guo: a, bang yang de li liang shi wu qiong de
[05:30.64] yu: o ye xue
[05:31.91] guo: chong bai yi ge ren bu fan fa ba
[05:33.05] yu: na dao shi
[05:34.05] guo: dui ba
[05:36.43] yu: shi shi shi
[05:37.11] guo: dui bu dui, wo xi huan yu qian
[05:37.88] yu: huo
[05:38.68] guo: wo, wo ren wei yu lao shi tai shang kan dou hao
[05:40.74] yu: o nin zhe me ren wei
[05:41.82] guo: ke yi ma
[05:42.67] yu: zhe tai ke yi le
[05:43.58] guo: zhe fan fa ma
[05:44.50] yu: zhe mei you mei you
[05:45.60] guo: ni bie kan kuai dao san yue chu le, wo hai gan shuo zhe hua, yu lao shi, hao ren
[05:49.96] yu: wo shi
[05:51.03] guo: wo gen yu lao shi yi kuai er he zuo zhe me zhang shi jian le
[05:52.21] yu: wo mei de zui bie ren
[05:54.01] guo: dui a
[05:54.78] yu: zen me san yue chu jiu bai le ne wo
[05:55.53] guo: suo yi wo jiu wo jiu
[05:57.67] yu:
[05:58.28] guo: jiu shuo zhao shi er de ri zi kuai dao le ma
[06:00.00] yu: ni zhao shi er de ri zi kuai dao le
[06:02.26] guo: wo xian zai peng ni, ren jia shuo jia de, zhe zen me ban
[06:04.97] yu: ni ba wo xia jia ba na jiu
[06:06.83] guo: qiang gou yi kong le
[06:07.92] yu: shen me luan qi ba zao de
[06:09.46] guo: ni zui hao zhao zhe ci er shuo
[06:10.68] yu: nin gei wo fen er ci er a nin dao, mei ci er a
[06:13.14] guo: bu neng, wo zen me ye mei you
[06:14.47] yu: na jiu quan mei you ma zhe bu shi
[06:15.80] guo: na zan hao hao shuo ba
[06:17.50] guo: yu lao shi ren shi fei chang de hao, shi hua shi shuo, wo shuo xiang sheng zhe me xie nian le, wo mei you yi ge rang wo jue de you shui shi liao bu qi, mei you
[06:23.20] yu: huo
[06:23.92] guo: shi hua shi hua, jin wu zu chi ren wu wan ren
[06:26.54] yu: ei zhe dui a
[06:27.37] guo: nin shi ge ling wai
[06:28.11] yu: a
[06:28.89] guo: zhe shi ge wan ren, zhe kan zhe jiu wan le zhe
[06:32.30] yu: hai, wo kuai wan le zhe me yi ren
[06:35.08] guo: hen wan mei
[06:36.65] yu: shuo qing chu
[06:37.30] guo: hen wan zheng
[06:38.07] yu: he
[06:38.91] guo: zheng ge zhong guo shuo xiang sheng quan er li ai ge ze ai ge tiao a
[06:41.61] yu:
[06:42.31] guo: shui neng gen yu qian xiang ti bing lun, you ma? mei you
[06:46.45] yu: xiang sheng quan er li mei you gen wo bi de
[06:48.33] guo: beng shuo gen ni bi, you shen me hao ren a zhe li bian
[06:52.32] yu: mei hao ren le
[06:53.21] guo: ni yi wei ne, shuo xiang sheng de dai zhe xian beng hou wen mei you yuan jia cuo an
[06:56.94] yu: huo, te hen le zhe ge
[06:59.11] guo: gen nin bi bu ke neng
[07:00.20] yu: mei fa er bi
[07:00.77] guo: mei you
[07:01.34] yu: shui gen wo bi
[07:02.60] guo: gu ren li bian zhao ge chu lei ba cui de xian xian
[07:04.86] yu: huo
[07:06.32] guo: bi ru shuo
[07:07.16] yu: shui a
[07:08.28] guo: dong han de cai lun
[07:09.78] yu: o, fa ming zao zhi shu de na ge
[07:13.01] guo: gao ren na
[07:14.34] yu: na shi na shi
[07:14.83] guo: na gen yu lao shi, yi yang
[07:17.79] yu: o, hei, hai you ma, a?
[07:20.88] guo: si ma qian
[07:22.88] yu: xie shi ji de
[07:24.04] guo: na ge, gao ren ba
[07:25.13] yu: na shi
[07:25.71] guo: na gen yu lao shi, yi yang
[07:29.09] yu: nin zhe shen me shen duan a zhe shi
[07:30.77] guo: biao shi que ding
[07:32.76] yu: o, biao shi que ding
[07:36.48] guo: ken ding, gan jing li suo, zhe ge yi si
[07:40.72] yu: hai you ma
[07:41.62] guo: da ming chao you yi wei zheng he
[07:44.37] yu: xia xi yang
[07:45.26] guo: gen ni, ei, yi yang
[07:47.54] yu: hai you ma
[07:49.37] guo: dong fang bu bai
[07:50.86] yu: a?
[07:51.98] guo: na gen ni
[07:52.77] yu: bu bu yi yang, nin zhe shi ken ding de dong zuo ma zhe ge, dao shi gan jing li luo de dong zuo, bie hu shuo ba dao
[08:02.28] guo: wo shi shuo nin, nin liao bu qi
[08:03.02] yu: xie xie a
[08:03.77] guo: nin shi, ni de cheng ji you mu gong du
[08:06.21] yu: na r de hua
[08:07.18] guo: yu ri yue tong hui
[08:08.60] yu: huo
[08:10.31] guo: jin bei yin bei bu ru yu qian shen shang de shi bei
[08:13.85] yu: shen me luan qi ba shen me hua a
[08:17.45] guo: dui bu qi a, wo gen wo de ou xiang zai yi kuai er, wo you dian yu wu lun ci
[08:20.68] yu: jin bei yin bei bu ru guan zhong de kou bei
[08:23.27] guo: dui dui dui kou bei, kou bei neng nong duo shao dui ma, san liang yi ge
[08:27.09] yu: a? he de zhe kou bei a
[08:31.99] guo: jiu shi shuo, nin hen liao bu qi
[08:34.11] yu: mei you
[08:34.93] guo: wo jue de wo xian zai bu zi jue di chu chu xiang nin xue xi
[08:38.30] yu: ni hai xiang wo xue shen me a
[08:39.71] guo: zhe shi shi hua
[08:40.37] yu: a
[08:40.95] guo: ren bi xu yao you yi ge hen ping he de xin tai
[08:42.68] yu: o
[08:43.70] guo: wo men zhe xing ren lao kan bie ren hao, sheng qi, shi cuo wu de
[08:46.07] yu: shi a
[08:46.71] guo: zhe shi cuo wu de
[08:47.33] yu: na shi
[08:47.94] guo: xin tai ping he xia lai, xiong huai kuan guang shui hao gen shui xue
[08:50.36] yu: na shi
[08:51.40] guo: su hua shuo de hao, hai na bai chuan you ren nai da, zhi dao ma
[08:55.19] yu: shen me hua a
[08:56.49] guo: xin tai yao
[08:57.32] yu: nin deng hui er ba, na er you zhe me ju hua, you ren nai da, nin shuo zhe huang jin jia nin shuo
[09:09.71] guo: zhe bu shi hen liao jie, shen me yi si a
[09:11.84] yu: ni shuo shi mo yi si, nin shuo chu lai nin bu zhi dao shen me yi si, you rong nai da ya
[09:16.69] guo: you rong shi shui xi fu er
[09:18.38] yu: hei, fei dei shi yi nv de shi zen me zhao
[09:22.33] guo: shi ba, hai na bai chuan
[09:24.10] yu: you rong nai da ya
[09:25.72] guo: you rong nai da, jiu shi xiong huai yao kuan guang de yi si
[09:28.98] yu: zhe dao ai zhe
[09:29.74] guo: shi ba
[09:31.20] yu: bie shuo ni shuo bie de ba
[09:33.27] guo: xin tai ping he
[09:34.04] yu: shi
[09:34.92] guo: wo xiang nin xue xi wo zheng shi hen hao de guan che le zhe ju ming yan
[09:39.16] yu: ni guan che ni xiang wo xue xi shen me a
[09:41.01] guo: chu chu dou shi wo xue xi de bang yang
[09:42.69] yu: na er zhi de nin xue a
[09:44.31] guo: ni kan, ju yi ge jian dan de li zi a
[09:46.12] yu: nin shuo
[09:47.58] guo: yu lao shi tang tou le
[09:49.93] yu: xin tang de
[09:51.17] guo: tang de gen mo gu yun shi de
[09:53.77] yu: jiu zhe zao xing
[09:55.22] guo: wo ye hen xiang tang yi ge
[09:57.46] yu: nin ye bu neng jian zhe xue bu liao de xue a
[09:59.40] guo: xia bu qu jia huo
[10:01.25] yu: mo di er xia jia huo
[10:02.89] guo: zhao zhe yi zhang zhao pian
[10:03.68] yu: gan ma
[10:04.60] guo: mai yi tou tao
[10:05.66] yu: na zhe ge
[10:06.42] guo: zhao yi zuo tou fa de
[10:07.25] yu: ei
[10:08.00] guo: nin shou lei lai
[10:08.78] yu: zhe xing
[10:09.51] guo: ren jia jie guo zhao pian yi kan
[10:10.50] yu:
[10:11.67] guo: zhe shi shen me gou wa
[10:13.10] yu: hai, shen me shen me gou a
[10:16.64] guo: wo jiu cui ta, qiao qing chu le
[10:18.69] yu: dui
[10:19.39] guo: ni kan kan zhe ge mao se, a
[10:21.72] yu: shen me mao se a
[10:22.90] guo: ni kan kan zhe ge zhe ge fa xing
[10:24.00] yu: a
[10:24.72] guo: zhi dao ma, zhe ni dou bu ren shi
[10:26.01] yu: dui a
[10:26.58] guo: hen zhu ming a
[10:27.13] yu: shui a
[10:27.69] guo: yu quan
[10:28.82] yu: hai, yu qian
[10:30.53] guo: dui, yu quan
[10:31.20] yu: qian
[10:31.77] guo: qian quan, yu qian, bie qian, xian bie qian
[10:35.28] yu: shen me qian a
[10:36.07] guo: yu qian, yu qian lao shi, zhao zhe gei wo zuo yi ge
[10:38.81] yu: zhe bu wan le ma
[10:39.62] guo: tang hao le chui de le jian wan le, na guo lai chong jin wu dai shang
[10:42.95] yu: o
[10:43.65] guo: liao sheng yu wu
[10:45.00] yu: ei, zhe jiu suan you le
[10:46.31] guo: bi mei you qiang de duo
[10:47.16] yu: shi
[10:47.94] guo: yu lao shi chuan yi fu zan men ye xue
[10:49.07] yu: xue ma?
[10:50.84] guo: yu qian mai yi fu qu le, mai yi shang yi
[10:52.15] yu: o?
[10:53.47] guo: mai yi chen yi a
[10:54.07] yu: chen shan
[10:54.68] guo: fen hong se de chen yi
[10:55.41] yu: huo
[10:56.47] guo: hua zhe lv se de pie lan se, shuai zhe hei bai dian er
[11:00.54] yu: she ji shi shi na wei a, zhe me han chen na
[11:04.44] guo: guan na ge qu le, ni chuan wo jiu chuan
[11:06.71] yu: nin ye xue
[11:07.48] guo: mai yi jian er chuan, bang yang de li liang shi wu qiong de
[11:11.07] yu: zhao yang er
[11:11.93] guo: yu lao shi mai ku zi qu le
[11:12.97] yu: o?
[11:13.76] guo: ding zhe, mai hui lai lai lai kan kan lai, mo lv se de ku zi, hua zhe fen se de hu luo bo, hua zhe lan bai hua
[11:22.86] yu: zhe tai bu hao mai le zhe ku zi
[11:25.43] guo: lai yi tiao, gen nin xue ma, yu lao shi mai pi xie qu le a
[11:29.21] yu: de chuan xie a
[11:30.16] guo: dan qing se de pi xie, hong se de xie bang, hua zhe pie lan se er de ma yi
[11:38.85] yu: zhe she ji shi neng qiang le bi wo gao su ni
[11:41.81] guo: yu lao shi mai ge lv mao zi
[11:48.17] yu: a, nin ne
[11:49.21] guo: zan men qing zhu ba
[11:51.55] yu: qing zhu? nin ye zhao yang xue a
[11:55.71] guo: wo zhe dai zhe yi tou tao ne
[11:57.12] yu: ei dui
[12:00.24] guo: zhi shi zhe ge yi si
[12:00.97] yu: dou xue
[12:01.61] guo: chu chu xiang nin xue xi
[12:03.27] yu: nin qiao qiao
[12:04.11] guo: yu lao shi yang ge xiao hua mao
[12:05.39] yu: chong wu
[12:06.09] guo: zan ye yang yi ge
[12:06.82] yu: ye yang
[12:09.27] guo: bang yang de li liang wu qiong ma
[12:09.81] yu: hei
[12:10.55] guo: yu lao shi yang yi zhi gou
[12:11.91] yu: huan le
[12:12.60] guo: zan men ye yang yi ge
[12:13.47] yu: ni ye yang gou
[12:14.39] guo: yu lao shi yang na gou, song shi
[12:16.93] yu: zhong xing quan
[12:17.83] guo: ke ai zhi ji
[12:18.71] yu: shi
[12:19.38] guo: da nao dai zhe me da ge er
[12:20.39] yu: dui dui dui
[12:21.38] guo: zan men zhe po gou, jing ba gen bo mei di chuan er
[12:25.09] yu: bu hao kan
[12:27.33] guo: zhe nao dai bi suan da dian er, pi gu gen nan gua shi de
[12:32.79] yu: zhe jing ba gen nan gua de chuan er ba zhe, zen me chuan de zhe shi
[12:38.90] guo: ni shi ke xue jia
[12:39.89] yu: ni shi ke xue jia
[12:42.64] guo: wo ye shi ke xue jia
[12:45.83] guo: bu hao kan, song le ba, ren jia na ge duo hao kan a, da nao dai, yu lao shi gei xiao gou qi ge ming zi
[12:51.41] yu: jiao shen me a
[12:52.18] guo: jiao lian
[12:53.43] yu: lian da jiu jiao lian
[12:57.10] guo: zhe jiao pi gu ba
[12:59.24] yu: tu chu te dian le
[13:00.98] guo: yang le sa yue, yu lao shi ni le, yu qian, bu yao lian le
[13:07.40] yu: tai bie niu le zhe hua
[13:09.58] guo: zan men jie zhe yang le ba
[13:10.88] yu: hai yang a
[13:11.44] guo: yi nian duo zhe gou zhang zhe me da
[13:12.74] yu: zhang qi lai le
[13:13.67] guo: gou yi dui lian yu qian ku le
[13:14.93] yu: gan ma a
[13:16.41] guo: wo na lian yao shi hai zai bi pi gu hai da
[13:18.09] yu: qu ni de, mei you zhe me shuo hua de
[13:22.18] guo: bang yang de li liang wu qiong ma
[13:23.73] yu: zhen xue jia xue a
[13:24.84] guo: nin chu chu shi wo xue xi de bang yang
[13:27.42] yu: na r de hua
[13:28.25] guo: hui huo zhe
[13:29.09] yu: na wo shi xin tai hao
[13:30.73] guo: hui huo zhe
[13:31.28] yu: dui
[13:32.04] guo: hou lai you yang gou wo jiu na men, wo shuo na xiao gou bu shi reng le ma
[13:35.14] yu:
[13:35.77] guo: you mai gou a
[13:36.40] yu: hai yang ma
[13:36.98] guo: wei le liu gou, huo dong duan lian shen ti, yang na gou jiao sheng bo na
[13:41.55] yu: da quan le
[13:42.58] guo: neng zhang 300 jin
[13:43.49] yu: dui
[13:44.06] guo: gen lv shi de
[13:44.77] yu:
[13:45.29] guo: tian tian xia wu gou qian zhe chu qu liu qu
[13:48.59] yu: shui qian shui chu qu liu qu a
[13:50.47] guo: kan shui zai tou li le ba
[13:51.75] yu: mei you zhe me kan de, wo qian ta chu qu liu qu
[13:51.99] guo: ke yi ke yi a
[13:56.49] yu: hai ke yi
[13:57.17] guo: liu yi quan lei le, wang na er yi zuo xie zhe, gou zuo ta pang bian
[14:00.20] yu: o
[14:01.00] guo: yi bian er gao
[14:01.79] yu: da ma
[14:02.80] guo: shui kan dou na men, zhe shui jia shuang bao tai a
[14:06.24] yu: mei ting shuo guo, shen me jiao shuang bao tai a
[14:08.44] guo: zhang de xiang
[14:09.61] yu: mei ting shuo guo
[14:10.18] guo: xi qing
[14:11.03] yu: xi qing gui xi qing
[14:13.14] guo: zhe ge ren hui huo zhe a
[14:14.44] yu: na dao shi
[14:16.11] guo: zhen de a, wo zhe ge ren bu xing, jiu shi chi wan fan bu ai dong
[14:18.16] yu: lan
[14:19.14] guo: gen jia dai zhe, yu lao shi, hao
[14:20.74] yu: wo yun dong
[14:22.03] guo: ge zhong ti yu xiang mu mei you ren jia bu hao de
[14:23.96] yu: dui
[14:24.97] guo: tiao sheng, xi huan, xi huan tiao sheng, dan gang, da pai qiu, pai qiu
[14:34.18] yu: wo zen me gan shen me dou gen tiao sheng shi de
[14:37.30] guo: ni gan shen me dou tiao sheng qu a
[14:38.61] yu: huo wo lei bu lei wo dou tiao sheng qu
[14:41.33] guo: ni sheng che qian ni wei le
[14:43.24] yu: zhe hao, bu shi wei duan lian zhe ge
[14:44.55] guo: zui xi huan jiu shi, luo ben
[14:48.31] yu: zhe shi yun dong xiang mu ma
[14:48.52] guo: ni kan, zhe ge duo hao
[14:52.00] yu: hao shen me a
[14:52.77] guo: ji he pao bu yu dong yong yu yi shen
[14:55.52] yu: luo ben?
[14:56.21] guo: , ta gen bei jing de yun she shuo xiang sheng na ge li jing
[14:58.56] yu: o
[14:59.34] guo: ta men liang lian he, yi kuai er luo ben
[15:01.78] yu: wo men liang?
[15:02.65] guo: ta men zhe jiao ben er zu he
[15:04.40] yu: qu, zen me hai nong yi zu he
[15:06.30] guo: liang ren ma, ben er zu he, liang ren hai fen na
[15:08.88] yu: fen shen me
[15:09.52] guo: shui shi ben shui shi er
[15:11.38] yu: wo shi ben, wo xian zhan yi ge ba
[15:16.26] guo: ni you yi hui shi ben
[15:17.85] yu: wo sheng xia du shi er a shi ma, mei you
[15:20.47] guo: ben er zu he ma, ye bu shi jian tian r de
[15:22.15] yu: bu shi jian tian r de
[15:24.18] guo: ta gen li jing ta men lia er ai zhe zhu, chi bao le mei shi er shang li jing na wu chuan er men qu
[15:27.66] yu: o li de jin
[15:28.70] guo: liao hui er tian ba, li jing ye gao xing
[15:29.81] yu: dui
[15:31.07] guo: he dian er jiu ma
[15:33.22] yu: hai he liang kou
[15:34.21] guo: he dian er ba, da zhe pi jiu, na chu liang ge san qian de bei zi lai
[15:39.16] yu: na san qian de bei zi he pi jiu
[15:41.55] guo: lai wo shen zhe dian er
[15:42.80] yu: hai ya, zhe neng shen na er qu zhe ge, da le zhe yao
[15:48.46] guo: he wan le, luo ben ba
[15:50.50] yu: zhe jiu gen zhe zhe lai
[15:53.09] guo: shui xian lai
[15:54.10] yu: ni shuo ne
[15:54.90] guo: shui xian zan da du ba, shui yao bu gan qu shui shu yi bai kuai qian
[15:56.68] yu: o hai gua du
[15:57.57] guo: he, li jing gao xing dou tuo le a kai zhe men shun xiao qu pao yi quan er
[16:02.92] yu: pao
[16:03.72] guo: hui lai le, gei qian
[16:05.08] yu: a, xian gua
[16:05.81] guo: yu qian le, wo hai mei pao ne
[16:07.18] yu: na shi
[16:07.93] guo: tuo le
[16:08.68] yu: wo ye lai
[16:09.28] guo: kai men chu qu le
[16:09.86] yu:
[16:10.34] guo: pao le ban quan er
[16:10.98] yu: a
[16:11.45] guo: lai si ge jing cha gen an zai na li
[16:12.36] yu: hai
[16:13.61] guo: yao lian bu yao lian, gang cai chu lai yi tang mei li ni, you lai le a
[16:16.10] yu: na shi wo ma, kan qing chu lou zai zhua ren hao bu hao
[16:22.48] guo: hao yun dong ma
[16:23.53] yu: zhe bu shi yun dong le nin shuo zhe ge
[16:25.32] guo: ta zhao wo qu ne
[16:26.11] yu:
[16:26.75] guo: zhao wo, zou wa, bie lao gen wu dai zhe
[16:29.12] yu: dui
[16:29.77] guo: yun dong yun dong
[16:30.34] yu: huo dong huo dong
[16:30.92] guo: zan liang ren you yong chi
[16:31.77] yu: zhe duo hao
[16:32.42] guo: you yong qu
[16:33.01] yu: dui
[16:33.53] guo: wo bu qu
[16:34.32] yu: zen me le
[16:35.00] guo: you yong chi tai zang
[16:35.96] yu: you yong chi zen me hui zang a
[16:37.66] guo: hao duo ren dou gen li bian r sa niao
[16:39.51] yu: hai, shui shuo de
[16:40.97] guo: dou niao le
[16:41.70] yu: shi ma
[16:42.21] guo: ta quan wo, na pa shen me a, xu ta men niao jiu bu xu zan men niao
[16:47.25] yu: zan ye gan zhe shi er qu
[16:48.38] guo: wo bu qu, wo bu qu, wo ye bu hui zha meng zi ye bu hui bie qi
[16:52.08] yu: a
[16:52.91] guo: wan yi zai hou zhe wo ne
[16:54.07] yu: ai ya, na you na me xian ne
[16:56.35] guo: ni zhi dao shui tang niao bing
[16:58.18] yu: tian de ya, mei you zhe ren
[17:00.34] guo: wo bu qu
[17:00.87] yu: a
[17:01.62] guo: ta zi ge er qu le a, xia wu san dian ban lai yi dian hua, de gang ni dai liang qian kuai qian lai yi tang ba
[17:06.46] yu: zen me le
[17:07.00] guo: shu wo lai
[17:07.62] yu: gan ma ya
[17:08.15] guo: wo niao niao rang ren dai zhe lou
[17:09.65] yu: ai ya, wo hai zhen gan zhe shi er qu le
[17:12.65] guo: jiao fa kuan dai chu lai wo shuo ni zen me zhe yang er a
[17:14.91] yu:
[17:15.79] guo: gou ji wan ren zai li bian r niao ye mei dai zhe guo
[17:17.51] yu: shi a
[17:18.12] guo: zen me dai zhe ni le
[17:18.86] yu: zen me hui shi
[17:19.55] guo: zhe shi er nao de, ta men shi dai bu zhao, ta men dou gen chi zi li bian r niao de
[17:23.99] yu: wo ne
[17:24.78] guo: wo zhan zai an bian er niao de
[17:26.11] yu: a, wo tai que xin yan er le ba wo
[17:30.96] guo: guo le mei san tian you gei wo da dian hua
[17:32.69] yu: hai gan ma a
[17:33.43] guo: ni hai de lai yi tang shu wo lai
[17:34.49] yu: zen me le
[17:35.25] guo: wo niao niao you rang ren dai zhe le
[17:36.90] yu: ai ya zhe ye tai ben le zhe ge
[17:38.24] guo: jiao fa kuan dai chu lai, wo shuo mei you zhe yang de
[17:40.64] yu: jiu shi
[17:41.38] guo: ni you zhan zai an bian er niao le
[17:42.43] yu: shi bu shi
[17:43.34] guo: mei you mei you, wo zai chi zi li bian r niao de
[17:44.98] yu: na zen me hai rang ren dai zhe le
[17:46.47] guo: shang hui fa wan kuan wo ting sheng qi de
[17:47.85] yu:
[17:48.49] guo: wo yi zhao ji shang huo wo na niao shi huang de, mei gan zhan na er niao, wo yi bian you yi bian niao
[17:55.56] yu:
[17:56.06] guo: dai hong gu de kan jian le
[17:56.98] yu:
[17:57.53] guo: ei, dai na fei ji la xian de
[17:59.91] yu: wo zi ge er hua tiao xian rang ren dai wo qu a
[18:07.09] guo: zhen shi er dou
[18:07.87] yu: mei you zhe me sha de ren le
[18:09.52] guo: hou lai, bei jing you yong chi ta qu bu liao le
[18:10.98] yu: bu rang le
[18:12.03] guo: bei jing suo you you yong chi dou tie ta yi xiang pian er
[18:13.36] yu: a?
[18:15.77] guo: yu qian yu gou bu de ru nei
[18:18.34] yu: you yong chi hai tong ji wo ne
[18:19.92] guo: wo gei ta chu zhu yi, wo shuo ni fei dei cheng li ma
[18:22.27] yu: shi
[18:23.01] guo: a, ni shuo huai rou ye hao, mi yun ye hao, yan qing ye hao, zhao yi shan qing shui xiu de di r mei ren guan
[18:28.10] yu: ei ye di fang you de shi
[18:29.32] guo: you qu ba
[18:29.88] yu: dui
[18:30.39] guo: zhen ting hua a, deng zhe zi xing che jiu qu le a
[18:31.95] yu: huo
[18:33.91] guo: chu bei jing cheng jiao qu zhao yi di r, he, tian qing shui di niao yu hua xiang xiao xi chan chan
[18:38.83] yu: dui
[18:39.62] guo: ba yu qian le de
[18:40.30] yu: ei
[18:40.89] guo: zhe hui mei ren guan le ba
[18:41.70] yu: mei ren le
[18:42.40] guo: zhe hui gen zhe er you, zhe xing ma
[18:43.96] yu: dang ran ke yi
[18:44.60] guo: a lai, tuo yi shang you yong
[18:46.59] yu: lai ba
[18:47.30] guo: ba da yi xian tuo le
[18:49.26] yu: wo you yong chuan da yi gan ma a
[18:51.59] guo: xi zhuang
[18:54.41] yu: hai zhen yan shi chuan de
[18:56.09] guo: ling dai, ma jia
[19:01.01] yu: san jian tao yi yang er mo luo xia
[19:04.44] guo: mian kan jian r
[19:07.02] yu: wo dong tian qu de shi zen me de
[19:09.02] guo: mao bei xin
[19:12.88] yu: shao chuan dian er hao bu hao
[19:14.36] guo: chen yi
[19:15.58] yu: zhe de tuo le, you ba
[19:18.92] zhai nai zhao de dong zuo
[19:34.24] yu: ai zan mei zhe me kai wan xiao de a, ni zhe zen me yi si zhe shi, ni shuo shuo
[19:40.01] guo: bei bei jia
[19:41.79] yu: hai bei bei
[19:47.80] guo: ni yi wei na ge le a
[19:49.11] yu: shui a
[19:49.81] guo: tai san su
[19:51.69] yu: chuan bei bei jia gan ma a
[19:53.11] guo: chuan bei bei jia yao bu ta bei bu tuo ma
[19:56.18] yu: gan jin tuo le ba
[19:57.08] guo: ei, ba dou dou zhai le
[19:59.04] yu: ai ya, gan jin
[20:01.70] guo: ma xue
[20:03.04] yu: qi zhe ma qu de
[20:04.88] guo: ku zi
[20:09.21] yu: lai ba
[20:09.79] guo: qiu ku
[20:11.95] yu: tian r leng
[20:13.30] guo: xian ku
[20:15.67] yu: dou chuan zhe ne
[20:17.28] guo: san mao ban
[20:19.40] yu: chuan san jian er
[20:21.08] guo: mian ku
[20:23.69] yu: mian ku chuan qiu ku li tou a, shen me cheng xu zhe shi
[20:29.51] guo: mao xian nei ku
[20:32.03] yu: ni cai chuan mao xian nei ku
[20:34.63] guo: jie ci yang
[20:36.61] yu: ni yao bu chuan ta bu ci yang zhi dao ma, na er na me ci yang a
[20:41.30] cuo si wa de dong zuo
[20:44.24] yu: ei hei hei hei
[20:47.81] guo: wa zi
[20:48.69] yu: shen me wa zi, ni wa zi yao zhe me tuo na jiu bu shi bei bei jia le zhi dao ma
[20:53.79] guo: shi a
[20:55.39] yu: ni shuo mei you chuan zhe wa zi
[20:57.34] guo: tuo wan le, zhe hui huan you ren guan ma
[20:58.93] yu: gan jin you ba
[20:59.76] guo: a?
[21:00.35] yu: mei ren guan
[21:01.10] guo: you ren ma
[21:01.73] yu: mei you
[21:02.30] guo: you ren ma
[21:03.35] yu: bie jiao le, tuo yi guang zhe, ni zhen jiao ji ge ren lai
[21:07.38] guo: mei ren a, yu lao shi le le
[21:08.89] yu: lai
[21:09.57] guo: lai ba, you yong
[21:14.08] yu: zhun bei huo dong
[21:15.77] guo: xia shui, yi bu bu xia qu a, dong, diao shui li le, wa a a a
[21:27.77] guo: zhe ge, you yi ge xue shu ming ci, wang shi
[21:31.39] yu: wang shi? hai ba shi
[21:33.44] guo: wang wang, cha bu duo, cha bu duo, you zhe you zhe a, yi tai tou, tai yang chu lai le
[21:43.20] yu:
[21:44.26] guo: hen gao xing a
[21:44.84] yu: a
[21:45.40] guo: wo shang qu shai shai hou bei ba
[21:46.93] yu: a? wang ba a shi zen me de
[21:49.24] guo: bu xu mei hua zi ji
[21:51.51] yu: wo zhe shi mei hua ma
[21:52.77] guo: shang an bian er, pa zhe, shai shai hou bei
[21:56.05] yu: mei ting shuo guo
[21:56.70] guo: da zhe bian lai ji ge gu niang
[21:57.53] yu: a
[21:58.59] guo: ni lai wan er ren jia ye ke yi a
[22:00.13] yu: dou ke yi
[22:00.73] guo: ji ge gu niang you shuo you xiao, wang zhe er lai, yu lao shi sha le
[22:05.03] yu: wo jiu bie shi xiang le wo hai
[22:06.67] guo: dai quan er lai bu ji le
[22:07.50] yu: na shi a
[22:08.37] guo: yi si bu gua
[22:09.26] yu: mei chuan zhuo yi fu
[22:10.05] guo: yi hui tou, di shang you yi tong
[22:11.16] yu: a
[22:11.95] guo: bu zhi shui reng de
[22:12.75] yu: o
[22:13.33] guo: xian jiu ji, jiao ye dang shang
[22:15.78] yu: dang dian er shi dian er
[22:16.84] guo: gu niang men dao gen qian er, duo zhe jiao de ma jie
[22:19.04] yu: zen me le
[22:19.77] guo: chou liu mang mei xiu mei sao
[22:21.08] yu: gan ma ya
[22:21.72] guo: ta ji le, ni mei kan jian wo na tong dang zhe le ma
[22:23.82] yu: shi a
[22:24.35] guo: fei hua
[22:24.92] yu: a
[22:25.44] guo: na tong you di er ma
[22:26.44] yu: hai, mei di er a
[00:03.52] guō: dǎ xiǎo xǐ huān guò nián
[00:05.04] yú: xiǎo shí hòu guò nián rè nào
[00:06.85] guō: rén yuán duō hǎo a
[00:07.84] yú: shì, dōu xǐ huān wǒ
[00:09.17] guō: jiā lǐ qīn qī yě duō
[00:10.35] yú: duì
[00:11.18] guō: nà nián nǐ yī suì
[00:11.90] yú: duō dà shí hòu
[00:12.67] guō: , zhè zhè me dà
[00:14.65] yú: a, yǒu zhè me dà de ma
[00:16.60] guō: zhè me dà ba, wǔ liù suì
[00:17.45] yú: duì
[00:20.42] guō: yī guò nián jiā lǐ, huò, dōu lái le, duō gāo xìng, duō shào nián qián de qīn qī dōu lái le
[00:23.47] yú: shì
[00:24.42] guō: kàn jiàn qiān ér dōu gāo xìng
[00:25.38] yú: xǐ huān wǒ
[00:26.17] guō: zhǎng zhè me dà le, a?
[00:27.95] yú: lǎo méi jiàn le, gàn ma ya
[00:29.07] guō: gěi qián
[00:29.65] yú: gàn ma
[00:30.09] guō: gěi yā suì qián
[00:30.86] yú: zhè zhè gěi qián
[00:31.47] guō: nǐ kàn, dōu shì a
[00:32.63] yú: ō
[00:33.47] guō: èr dà yé yě gāo xìng, ? gěi yā suì qián
[00:35.88] yú: hēi
[00:36.80] guō: ná zhe, yā suì qián
[00:37.67] yú: ō
[00:38.46] guō: tā yě lè a, wǒ ná le zhè me duō suì qián
[00:41.92] yú: a? wǒ jiào yā ya shì zěn me zhāo, zhè bù néng chāi kāi le shuō zhī dào ma
[00:48.17] guō: xiǎo hái zuǐ bù lì suǒ ma
[00:50.14] yú: nà yě de shuō yā suì qián nà
[00:52.35] guō: zhè dà rén bù shuō le ma, gěi yā suì qián
[01:00.21] guō: lái, gěi, ná zhe, mǎi pào, mǎi táng chī
[01:06.30] yú: wǒ zhè
[01:08.58] guō: hē, hē, hē, hē
[01:11.19] yú: tài quē dé le nín nèi, zhè dōu méi fǎ ér shuō le
[01:15.15] guō: gěi ná zhe ná zhe, gěi qián nǐ jiù ná zhe, méi shì ér méi shì ér
[01:17.38] yú: duō dà dài jià huàn de
[01:18.36] guō:
[01:20.95] guō: yī huǎng zhǎng zhè me dà le
[01:22.30] yú: a
[01:23.23] guō: tā yě gěi hái zi men suì qián, yā suì qián
[01:25.67] yú: hā hā hā hā jīn ér méi dài
[01:28.49] guō: hǎo hǎo hǎo, guò nián le, wǒ jiù, jiù xǐ huān guò nián
[01:33.23] yú: shì
[01:34.03] guō: guò nián rè nào, guò nián hái néng shuō xiàng sheng
[01:37.15] yú: a, yǎn chū
[01:38.00] guō: a, zhè me yí gè dà xíng de yǎn chū
[01:39.93] yú: duì
[01:40.94] guō: lái zhè me xiē rén lái pěng zán men lái
[01:42.14] yú: éi
[01:42.83] guō: hé dé hé néng a
[01:43.67] yú: shì
[01:44.41] guō: qí shí rén jiā lái shì kàn nín lái le
[01:45.82] yú: nǎ r de huà, kàn xiàng shēng
[01:47.03] guō: nǐ kàn, nǐ kàn, pěng de jiù shì nǐ
[01:48.59] yú: guò jiǎng
[01:50.73] guō: shí huà
[01:51.65] yú: pěng le
[01:52.43] guō: hǎo yǎn yuán
[01:53.17] yú: a
[01:54.17] guō: hǎo yǎn yuán, shuō xué dòu chàng yàng yàng jīng tōng
[01:57.35] yú: hāi
[01:58.35] guō: nǐ men xìn ma
[01:59.91] yú: a? bú shì zhè me huí shì ér a
[02:03.20] guō: wǒ xìn
[02:05.16] yú: hē zhè dà chuǎn qì zhè ér
[02:06.65] guō: wǒ xìn
[02:07.30] yú:
[02:07.99] guō: zhēn hǎo a, zhēn de a, rén yǒu rén cái wén yǒu wén cǎi
[02:12.32] yú: hāi
[02:13.24] guō: xiě dōng xī yě bù cuò
[02:14.29] yú: éi wǒ hǎo xiě diǎn wén zhāng shén me
[02:15.92] guō: bù zhī nǎ wèi kàn guò a
[02:16.79] yú: a
[02:17.48] guō: yú lǎo shī de wén cǎi hěn hǎo
[02:19.12] yú: hāi
[02:20.62] guō: xiě dé hǎo, a, wǒ yǒu shí hou méi shì ér wǒ hái shàng wǎng zhǎo nǐ xiě de dōng xī
[02:24.96] yú: éi wǎng shàng yǒu wǒ bù shǎo wén zhāng
[02:26.65] guō: wǒ hái shàng guò nǐ de piáo kè, āi ya, hǎo, tā zhè gè wén fēng a shì wén rú qí rén
[02:35.85] yú: nín hái shàng guò wǒ de piáo kè
[02:38.72] guō: duì
[02:39.87] yú: nà zán liǎng de lìn gàn jiě men ér le zhè
[02:48.64] guō: nǐ hěn sān sú
[02:51.68] yú: nín yào bù tí zhè hǎo ba, nín shuō cuò le
[02:54.66] guō: jiù shì nǐ wǎng shàng kāi de yí gè gè rén
[02:57.05] yú: nà jiào bó kè
[02:59.85] guō: ō, hái jiào bó kè ne
[03:02.17] yú: shén me hái jiào bó kè a, jiù jiào bó kè
[03:04.95] guō: wǒ shàng guò nín de bó kè
[03:06.47] yú: nà jiù duì le
[03:07.73] guō: kàn guò nín xiě de wén zhāng
[03:08.56] yú: yǒu bù shǎo
[03:09.80] guō: nín zài wǎng shàng yǒu hěn duō de fěn sī
[03:11.28] yú: hāi
[03:12.25] guō: hěn duō rén dōu diǎn nǐ
[03:15.68] yú: zěn me nà me biè niǔ, hǎo duō rén dōu diǎn wǒ
[03:19.52] guō: duì
[03:20.77] yú: ō, nà nín gēn tā men shuō wǒ bù chū tái
[03:28.37] guō: nà nǐ zhǐ shén me chī ne
[03:30.20] yú: a? wǒ jiù zhǐ zhè chī a
[03:33.32] guō: hú shuō, wǒ gēn nǐ méi fǎ ér
[03:34.29] yú: fèi huà, nǐ shén me ya nǐ jiù diǎn wǒ
[03:36.05] guō: diǎn nǐ nà bó kè ma
[03:37.93] yú: nín tài jiǎn dān le nín zhè, diǎn jī
[03:41.05] guō: diǎn nǐ shì diǎn jī?
[03:47.61] yú: zhè shuō bù míng bái le
[03:49.52] guō: gēn nǐ men zhè shuō xiàng sheng de dǎ bù liǎo
[03:51.01] yú: fèi huà, diǎn jī, diǎn jī lǜ a
[03:53.96] guō: zěn me hái lǜ a?
[03:56.78] yú: shén me a, zán, zán men huàn yí gè huà tí, zán men shuō bié de
[03:59.83] guō: a
[04:00.84] yú: zán zán bù nòng zhè shì ér le
[04:02.08] guō: shuō diǎn bié de ba, shuō diǎn gāo shàng de ba
[04:03.77] yú: zhè yě bù dī sú a zhè, nín gěi dài dī sú le zhī dào ma
[04:07.49] guō: hěn tǎo yàn nǐ zhè rén hěn tǎo yàn
[04:08.93] yú: fèi huà
[04:09.68] guō: hěn tǎo, wǒ jiù pà gēn shuō xiàng sheng de dǎ jiāo dào
[04:11.36] yú: wǒ yě shì
[04:12.29] guō: shì ba, zán liǎng gàn diǎn bié de qù ba
[04:14.74] yú: hāi
[04:17.27] guō: shì zhè gè yì sī, dà huǒ ér dōu xǐ huān nín
[04:19.45] yú: nà dào shi
[04:20.89] guō: xǐ huān yú qiān lǎo shī
[04:21.52] yú: xiè xiè dà jiā
[04:22.23] guō: wǒ yě shì rú cǐ
[04:22.88] yú: nín?
[04:23.72] guō: wǒ hěn chóng bài nín
[04:24.70] yú: nín kàn nín shuō de yòu guò le
[04:25.69] guō: nǐ kàn
[04:26.52] yú: ?
[04:27.07] guō: nǐ kàn, wǒ yǒu shì ér méi shì ér jiù shàng wǎng sōu suǒ yú lǎo shī xiě de wén zhāng
[04:30.36] yú: ō hái kàn
[04:31.12] guō: yǒu shí méi yǒu wén zhāng sōu suǒ yú lǎo shī de zhào piān
[04:33.67] yú: ō wǒ wǎng shàng yǒu zhào piān
[04:35.49] guō: zhè yī nián duō shǎo rén gēn wǎng shàng sōu zhào piān er a, shì ba
[04:39.25] yú: liǎng mǎ shì zhī dào ma
[04:42.12] guō: nǐ kàn, zhè dōu yí yàng
[04:44.74] yú: shén me yí yàng
[04:45.66] guō: xū nǐ le jiù xū wǒ
[04:48.74] yú: nín yào fàn fǎ
[04:49.70] guō: a?
[04:50.70] yú: wǒ méi kàn guò 200M
[04:56.71] yú: wǒ yě méi dēng nà me xiē gè zhī dào ma
[05:00.05] guō: suǒ yǐ jīn tiān, néng gēn yú guān xī lǎo shī zài
[05:09.83] yú: nín lián xìng ér dōu gěi wǒ gǎi le
[05:12.21] guō: míng r hái shì nà gè míng r
[05:13.86] yú: méi tīng shuō guò
[05:16.26] guō: jiù shì gēn yú lǎo shī zài yì qǐ, , hěn hǎo
[05:19.95] yú: shuō dà hào ba
[05:20.96] guō: hěn hǎo hěn hǎo, liǎng rén zài yì qǐ, jiù shì, wǒ jué zhe wǒ shì yí gè hěn gāo xìng de shì ér
[05:25.54] yú: shì a
[05:26.60] guō: wǒ gēn wǒ de ǒu xiàng zài yì qǐ
[05:27.93] yú: yòu lái le
[05:28.63] guō: a, bǎng yàng de lì liàng shì wú qióng de
[05:30.64] yú: ó yě xué
[05:31.91] guō: chóng bài yí ge rén bù fàn fǎ ba
[05:33.05] yú: nà dào shi
[05:34.05] guō: duì ba
[05:36.43] yú: shì shì shì
[05:37.11] guō: duì bú duì, wǒ xǐ huān yú qiān
[05:37.88] yú: huò
[05:38.68] guō: wǒ, wǒ rèn wéi yú lǎo shī tái shàng kàn dōu hǎo
[05:40.74] yú: ō nín zhè me rèn wéi
[05:41.82] guō: kě yǐ ma
[05:42.67] yú: zhè tài kě yǐ le
[05:43.58] guō: zhè fàn fǎ ma
[05:44.50] yú: zhè méi yǒu méi yǒu
[05:45.60] guō: nǐ bié kàn kuài dào sān yuè chū le, wǒ hái gǎn shuō zhè huà, yú lǎo shī, hǎo rén
[05:49.96] yú: wǒ shì
[05:51.03] guō: wǒ gēn yú lǎo shī yí kuài ér hé zuò zhè me zhǎng shí jiān le
[05:52.21] yú: wǒ méi de zuì bié rén
[05:54.01] guō: duì a
[05:54.78] yú: zěn me sān yuè chū jiù bài le ne wǒ
[05:55.53] guō: suǒ yǐ wǒ jiù wǒ jiù
[05:57.67] yú:
[05:58.28] guō: jiù shuō zhǎo shì ér de rì zi kuài dào le ma
[06:00.00] yú: nǐ zhǎo shì ér de rì zi kuài dào le
[06:02.26] guō: wǒ xiàn zài pěng nǐ, rén jiā shuō jiǎ de, zhè zěn me bàn
[06:04.97] yú: nǐ bǎ wǒ xià jià ba nà jiù
[06:06.83] guō: qiāng gòu yī kōng le
[06:07.92] yú: shén me luàn qī bā zāo de
[06:09.46] guō: nǐ zuì hǎo zhào zhe cí ér shuō
[06:10.68] yú: nín gěi wǒ fèn ér cí ér a nín dào, méi cí ér a
[06:13.14] guō: bù néng, wǒ zěn me yě méi yǒu
[06:14.47] yú: nà jiù quán méi yǒu ma zhè bú shì
[06:15.80] guō: nà zán hǎo hǎo shuō ba
[06:17.50] guō: yú lǎo shī rén shì fēi cháng de hǎo, shí huà shí shuō, wǒ shuō xiàng sheng zhè me xiē nián le, wǒ méi yǒu yí gè ràng wǒ jué de yǒu shuí shì liǎo bù qǐ, méi yǒu
[06:23.20] yú: huò
[06:23.92] guō: shí huà shí huà, jīn wú zú chì rén wú wán rén
[06:26.54] yú: éi zhè duì a
[06:27.37] guō: nín shì gè lìng wài
[06:28.11] yú: a
[06:28.89] guō: zhè shì gè wán rén, zhè kàn zhe jiù wán le zhè
[06:32.30] yú: hāi, wǒ kuài wán le zhè me yī rén
[06:35.08] guō: hěn wán měi
[06:36.65] yú: shuō qīng chǔ
[06:37.30] guō: hěn wán zhěng
[06:38.07] yú: hē
[06:38.91] guō: zhěng gè zhōng guó shuō xiàng sheng quān ér lǐ āi gè zé āi gè tiāo a
[06:41.61] yú:
[06:42.31] guō: shuí néng gēn yú qiān xiāng tí bìng lùn, yǒu ma? méi yǒu
[06:46.45] yú: xiàng sheng quān ér lǐ méi yǒu gēn wǒ bǐ de
[06:48.33] guō: béng shuō gēn nǐ bǐ, yǒu shén me hǎo rén a zhè lǐ biān
[06:52.32] yú: méi hǎo rén le
[06:53.21] guō: nǐ yǐ wéi ne, shuō xiàng sheng de dǎi zhe xiān bēng hòu wèn méi yǒu yuān jiǎ cuò àn
[06:56.94] yú: huò, tè hěn le zhè gè
[06:59.11] guō: gēn nín bǐ bù kě néng
[07:00.20] yú: méi fǎ ér bǐ
[07:00.77] guō: méi yǒu
[07:01.34] yú: shuí gēn wǒ bǐ
[07:02.60] guō: gǔ rén lǐ biān zhǎo gè chū lèi bá cuì de xiān xián
[07:04.86] yú: huò
[07:06.32] guō: bǐ rú shuō
[07:07.16] yú: shuí a
[07:08.28] guō: dōng hàn de cài lún
[07:09.78] yú: ō, fā míng zào zhǐ shù de nà gè
[07:13.01] guō: gāo rén nà
[07:14.34] yú: nà shi nà shi
[07:14.83] guō: nà gēn yú lǎo shī, yí yàng
[07:17.79] yú: ó, hēi, hái yǒu ma, a?
[07:20.88] guō: sī mǎ qiān
[07:22.88] yú: xiě shǐ jì de
[07:24.04] guō: nà gè, gāo rén ba
[07:25.13] yú: nà shi
[07:25.71] guō: nà gēn yú lǎo shī, yí yàng
[07:29.09] yú: nín zhè shén me shēn duàn a zhè shì
[07:30.77] guō: biǎo shì què dìng
[07:32.76] yú: ō, biǎo shì què dìng
[07:36.48] guō: kěn dìng, gān jìng lì suǒ, zhè gè yì sī
[07:40.72] yú: hái yǒu ma
[07:41.62] guō: dǎ míng cháo yǒu yī wèi zhèng hé
[07:44.37] yú: xià xī yáng
[07:45.26] guō: gēn nǐ, éi, yí yàng
[07:47.54] yú: hái yǒu ma
[07:49.37] guō: dōng fāng bù bài
[07:50.86] yú: a?
[07:51.98] guō: nà gēn nǐ
[07:52.77] yú: bù bù yí yàng, nín zhè shì kěn dìng dé dòng zuò ma zhè gè, dǎo shì gān jìng lì luò de dòng zuò, bié hú shuō bā dào
[08:02.28] guō: wǒ shì shuō nín, nín liǎo bù qǐ
[08:03.02] yú: xiè xiè a
[08:03.77] guō: nín shì, nǐ de chéng jī yǒu mù gòng dǔ
[08:06.21] yú: nǎ r de huà
[08:07.18] guō: yǔ rì yuè tóng huī
[08:08.60] yú: huò
[08:10.31] guō: jīn bēi yín bēi bù rú yú qiān shēn shàng de shí bēi
[08:13.85] yú: shén me luàn qī bā shén me huà a
[08:17.45] guō: duì bù qǐ a, wǒ gēn wǒ de ǒu xiàng zài yí kuài ér, wǒ yǒu diǎn yǔ wú lún cì
[08:20.68] yú: jīn bēi yín bēi bù rú guān zhòng de kǒu bēi
[08:23.27] guō: duì duì duì kǒu bēi, kǒu bēi néng nòng duō shǎo duì ma, sān liǎng yí gè
[08:27.09] yú: a? hē de zhè kǒu bēi a
[08:31.99] guō: jiù shì shuō, nín hěn liǎo bù qǐ
[08:34.11] yú: méi yǒu
[08:34.93] guō: wǒ jué de wǒ xiàn zài bù zì jué dì chǔ chù xiàng nín xué xí
[08:38.30] yú: nǐ hái xiàng wǒ xué shén me a
[08:39.71] guō: zhè shì shí huà
[08:40.37] yú: a
[08:40.95] guō: rén bì xū yào yǒu yí gè hěn píng hé de xīn tài
[08:42.68] yú: ō
[08:43.70] guō: wǒ men zhè xíng rén lǎo kàn bié rén hǎo, shēng qì, shì cuò wù de
[08:46.07] yú: shì a
[08:46.71] guō: zhè shì cuò wù de
[08:47.33] yú: nà shi
[08:47.94] guō: xīn tài píng hé xià lái, xiōng huái kuān guǎng shuí hǎo gēn shuí xué
[08:50.36] yú: nà shi
[08:51.40] guō: sú huà shuō de hǎo, hǎi nà bǎi chuān yǒu rén nǎi dà, zhī dào ma
[08:55.19] yú: shén me huà a
[08:56.49] guō: xīn tài yào
[08:57.32] yú: nín děng huì ér ba, nǎ ér yǒu zhè me jù huà, yǒu rén nǎi dà, nín shuō zhè huáng jīn jiǎ nín shuō
[09:09.71] guō: zhè bú shì hěn liǎo jiě, shén me yì sī a
[09:11.84] yú: nǐ shuō shí mǒ yì sī, nín shuō chū lái nín bù zhī dào shén me yì sī, yǒu róng nǎi dà ya
[09:16.69] guō: yǒu róng shì shuí xí fù ér
[09:18.38] yú: hēi, fēi děi shì yī nǚ de shì zěn me zhāo
[09:22.33] guō: shì ba, hǎi nà bǎi chuān
[09:24.10] yú: yǒu róng nǎi dà ya
[09:25.72] guō: yǒu róng nǎi dà, jiù shì xiōng huái yào kuān guǎng de yì sī
[09:28.98] yú: zhè dào āi zhe
[09:29.74] guō: shì ba
[09:31.20] yú: bié shuō nǐ shuō bié de ba
[09:33.27] guō: xīn tài píng hé
[09:34.04] yú: shì
[09:34.92] guō: wǒ xiàng nín xué xí wǒ zhèng shì hěn hǎo de guàn chè le zhè jù míng yán
[09:39.16] yú: nǐ guàn chè nǐ xiàng wǒ xué xí shén me a
[09:41.01] guō: chǔ chù dōu shì wǒ xué xí de bǎng yàng
[09:42.69] yú: nǎ ér zhí de nín xué a
[09:44.31] guō: nǐ kàn, jǔ yí gè jiǎn dān de lì zi a
[09:46.12] yú: nín shuō
[09:47.58] guō: yú lǎo shī tàng tóu le
[09:49.93] yú: xīn tàng de
[09:51.17] guō: tàng de gēn mó gū yún shì dé
[09:53.77] yú: jiù zhè zào xíng
[09:55.22] guō: wǒ yě hěn xiǎng tàng yí gè
[09:57.46] yú: nín yě bù néng jiǎn zhè xué bù liǎo de xué a
[09:59.40] guō: xià bù qù jiā huo
[10:01.25] yú: mò dì ér xià jiā huo
[10:02.89] guō: zhào zhe yī zhāng zhào piān
[10:03.68] yú: gàn ma
[10:04.60] guō: mǎi yī tóu tào
[10:05.66] yú: ná zhè gè
[10:06.42] guō: zhǎo yī zuò tóu fà de
[10:07.25] yú: éi
[10:08.00] guō: nín shòu lěi lái
[10:08.78] yú: zhè xíng
[10:09.51] guō: rén jiā jiē guò zhào piān yī kàn
[10:10.50] yú:
[10:11.67] guō: zhè shì shén me gǒu wa
[10:13.10] yú: hāi, shén me shén me gǒu a
[10:16.64] guō: wǒ jiù cuì tā, qiáo qīng chǔ le
[10:18.69] yú: duì
[10:19.39] guō: nǐ kàn kàn zhè gè máo sè, a
[10:21.72] yú: shén me máo sè a
[10:22.90] guō: nǐ kàn kàn zhè gè zhè gè fà xíng
[10:24.00] yú: a
[10:24.72] guō: zhī dào ma, zhè nǐ dōu bù rèn shi
[10:26.01] yú: duì a
[10:26.58] guō: hěn zhù míng a
[10:27.13] yú: shuí a
[10:27.69] guō: yú quǎn
[10:28.82] yú: hāi, yú qiān
[10:30.53] guō: duì, yú quān
[10:31.20] yú: qiān
[10:31.77] guō: qiān quǎn, yú qiān, bié qiān, xiān bié qiān
[10:35.28] yú: shén me qiān a
[10:36.07] guō: yú qiān, yú qiān lǎo shī, zhào zhè gěi wǒ zuò yí gè
[10:38.81] yú: zhè bù wán le ma
[10:39.62] guō: tǎng hǎo le chuī dé le jiǎn wán le, ná guò lái chōng jìn wū dài shang
[10:42.95] yú: ō
[10:43.65] guō: liáo shèng yú wú
[10:45.00] yú: éi, zhè jiù suàn yǒu le
[10:46.31] guō: bǐ méi yǒu qiáng de duō
[10:47.16] yú: shì
[10:47.94] guō: yú lǎo shī chuān yī fu zán men yě xué
[10:49.07] yú: xué ma?
[10:50.84] guō: yú qiān mǎi yī fú qù le, mǎi yī shàng yī
[10:52.15] yú: ō?
[10:53.47] guō: mǎi yī chèn yī a
[10:54.07] yú: chèn shān
[10:54.68] guō: fěn hóng sè de chèn yī
[10:55.41] yú: huò
[10:56.47] guō: huà zhe lǜ sè de piě lán sè, shuǎi zhe hēi bái diǎn ér
[11:00.54] yú: shè jì shī shì nǎ wèi a, zhè me hán chěn nà
[11:04.44] guō: guǎn nà gè qù le, nǐ chuān wǒ jiù chuān
[11:06.71] yú: nín yě xué
[11:07.48] guō: mǎi yī jiàn ér chuān, bǎng yàng de lì liàng shì wú qióng de
[11:11.07] yú: zhào yàng ér
[11:11.93] guō: yú lǎo shī mǎi kù zi qù le
[11:12.97] yú: ō?
[11:13.76] guō: dīng zhe, mǎi huí lái lái lái kàn kàn lái, mò lǜ sè de kù zi, huà zhe fěn sè de hú luó bo, huà zhe lán bái huā
[11:22.86] yú: zhè tài bù hǎo mǎi le zhè kù zi
[11:25.43] guō: lái yī tiáo, gēn nín xué ma, yú lǎo shī mǎi pí xié qù le a
[11:29.21] yú: dé chuān xié a
[11:30.16] guō: dàn qīng sè de pí xié, hóng sè de xié bāng, huà zhe piě lán sè ér de mǎ yǐ
[11:38.85] yú: zhè shè jì shī néng qiāng le bì wǒ gào sù nǐ
[11:41.81] guō: yú lǎo shī mǎi gè lǜ mào zi
[11:48.17] yú: a, nín ne
[11:49.21] guō: zán men qìng zhù ba
[11:51.55] yú: qìng zhù? nín yě zhào yàng xué a
[11:55.71] guō: wǒ zhè dài zhe yī tóu tào ne
[11:57.12] yú: éi duì
[12:00.24] guō: zhǐ shì zhè gè yì sī
[12:00.97] yú: dōu xué
[12:01.61] guō: chǔ chù xiàng nín xué xí
[12:03.27] yú: nín qiáo qiáo
[12:04.11] guō: yú lǎo shī yǎng gè xiǎo huā māo
[12:05.39] yú: chǒng wù
[12:06.09] guō: zán yě yǎng yí gè
[12:06.82] yú: yě yǎng
[12:09.27] guō: bǎng yàng de lì liàng wú qióng ma
[12:09.81] yú: hēi
[12:10.55] guō: yú lǎo shī yǎng yì zhī gǒu
[12:11.91] yú: huàn le
[12:12.60] guō: zán men yě yǎng yí gè
[12:13.47] yú: nǐ yě yǎng gǒu
[12:14.39] guō: yú lǎo shī yǎng nà gǒu, sōng shī
[12:16.93] yú: zhōng xíng quǎn
[12:17.83] guō: kě ài zhī jí
[12:18.71] yú: shì
[12:19.38] guō: dà nǎo dài zhè me dà gè ér
[12:20.39] yú: duì duì duì
[12:21.38] guō: zán men zhè pò gǒu, jīng bā gēn bó měi dí chuàn ér
[12:25.09] yú: bù hǎo kàn
[12:27.33] guō: zhè nǎo dài bǐ suàn dà diǎn ér, pì gǔ gēn nán guā shì dé
[12:32.79] yú: zhè jīng bā gēn nán guā de chuàn ér ba zhè, zěn me chuàn de zhè shì
[12:38.90] guō: nǐ shì kē xué jiā
[12:39.89] yú: nǐ shì kē xué jiā
[12:42.64] guō: wǒ yě shì kē xué jiā
[12:45.83] guō: bù hǎo kàn, sòng le ba, rén jiā nà gè duō hǎo kàn a, dà nǎo dài, yú lǎo shī gěi xiǎo gǒu qǐ gè míng zì
[12:51.41] yú: jiào shén me a
[12:52.18] guō: jiào liǎn
[12:53.43] yú: liǎn dà jiù jiào liǎn
[12:57.10] guō: zhè jiào pì gǔ ba
[12:59.24] yú: tū chū tè diǎn le
[13:00.98] guō: yǎng le sā yuè, yú lǎo shī nì le, yú qiān, bú yào liǎn le
[13:07.40] yú: tài biè niǔ le zhè huà
[13:09.58] guō: zán men jiē zhe yǎng le ba
[13:10.88] yú: hái yǎng a
[13:11.44] guō: yī nián duō zhè gǒu zhǎng zhè me dà
[13:12.74] yú: zhǎng qǐ lái le
[13:13.67] guō: gǒu yī duì liǎn yú qiān kū le
[13:14.93] yú: gàn ma a
[13:16.41] guō: wǒ nà liǎn yào shì hái zài bǐ pì gǔ hái dà
[13:18.09] yú: qù nǐ de, méi yǒu zhè me shuō huà de
[13:22.18] guō: bǎng yàng de lì liàng wú qióng ma
[13:23.73] yú: zhēn xué jiǎ xué a
[13:24.84] guō: nín chǔ chù shì wǒ xué xí de bǎng yàng
[13:27.42] yú: nǎ r de huà
[13:28.25] guō: huì huó zhe
[13:29.09] yú: nà wǒ shì xīn tài hǎo
[13:30.73] guō: huì huó zhe
[13:31.28] yú: duì
[13:32.04] guō: hòu lái yǒu yǎng gǒu wǒ jiù nà mèn, wǒ shuō nà xiǎo gǒu bú shì rēng le ma
[13:35.14] yú:
[13:35.77] guō: yòu mǎi gǒu a
[13:36.40] yú: hái yǎng ma
[13:36.98] guō: wèi le liú gǒu, huó dòng duàn liàn shēn tǐ, yǎng nà gǒu jiào shèng bó nà
[13:41.55] yú: dà quǎn le
[13:42.58] guō: néng zhǎng 300 jīn
[13:43.49] yú: duì
[13:44.06] guō: gēn lǘ shì dé
[13:44.77] yú:
[13:45.29] guō: tiān tiān xià wǔ gǒu qiān zhe chū qù liū qù
[13:48.59] yú: shuí qiān shuí chū qù liū qù a
[13:50.47] guō: kàn shuí zài tóu lǐ le ba
[13:51.75] yú: méi yǒu zhè me kàn de, wǒ qiān tā chū qù liū qù
[13:51.99] guō: kě yǐ kě yǐ a
[13:56.49] yú: hái kě yǐ
[13:57.17] guō: liū yī quān lèi le, wǎng nà ér yī zuò xiē zhe, gǒu zuò tā páng biān
[14:00.20] yú: ō
[14:01.00] guō: yī biān ér gāo
[14:01.79] yú: dà ma
[14:02.80] guō: shuí kàn dōu nà mèn, zhè shuí jiā shuāng bāo tāi a
[14:06.24] yú: méi tīng shuō guò, shén me jiào shuāng bāo tāi a
[14:08.44] guō: zhǎng de xiàng
[14:09.61] yú: méi tīng shuō guò
[14:10.18] guō: xǐ qìng
[14:11.03] yú: xǐ qìng guī xǐ qìng
[14:13.14] guō: zhè gè rén huì huó zhe a
[14:14.44] yú: nà dào shi
[14:16.11] guō: zhēn de a, wǒ zhè gè rén bù xíng, jiù shì chī wán fàn bù ài dòng
[14:18.16] yú: lǎn
[14:19.14] guō: gēn jiā dāi zhe, yú lǎo shī, hǎo
[14:20.74] yú: wǒ yùn dòng
[14:22.03] guō: gè zhǒng tǐ yù xiàng mù méi yǒu rén jiā bù hǎo de
[14:23.96] yú: duì
[14:24.97] guō: tiào shéng, xǐ huān, xǐ huān tiào shéng, dān gàng, dǎ pái qiú, pái qiú
[14:34.18] yú: wǒ zěn me gàn shén me dōu gēn tiào shéng shì dé
[14:37.30] guō: nǐ gàn shén me dōu tiào shéng qù a
[14:38.61] yú: huò wǒ lèi bù lèi wǒ dōu tiào shéng qù
[14:41.33] guō: nǐ shěng chē qián nǐ wèi le
[14:43.24] yú: zhè hǎo, bú shì wèi duàn liàn zhè gè
[14:44.55] guō: zuì xǐ huān jiù shì, luǒ bēn
[14:48.31] yú: zhè shì yùn dòng xiàng mù ma
[14:48.52] guō: nǐ kàn, zhè gè duō hǎo
[14:52.00] yú: hǎo shén me a
[14:52.77] guō: jí hé pǎo bù yǔ dōng yǒng yú yī shēn
[14:55.52] yú: luǒ bēn?
[14:56.21] guō: , tā gēn běi jīng dé yún shè shuō xiàng sheng nà gè lǐ jīng
[14:58.56] yú: ō
[14:59.34] guō: tā men liǎng lián hé, yí kuài ér luǒ bēn
[15:01.78] yú: wǒ men liǎng?
[15:02.65] guō: tā men zhè jiào bēn èr zǔ hé
[15:04.40] yú: qù, zěn me hái nòng yī zǔ hé
[15:06.30] guō: liǎng rén ma, bēn èr zǔ hé, liǎng rén hái fēn nà
[15:08.88] yú: fēn shén me
[15:09.52] guō: shuí shì bēn shuí shì èr
[15:11.38] yú: wǒ shì bēn, wǒ xiān zhàn yí gè ba
[15:16.26] guō: nǐ yǒu yī huí shì bēn
[15:17.85] yú: wǒ shèng xià dū shì èr a shì ma, méi yǒu
[15:20.47] guō: bēn èr zǔ hé ma, yě bú shì jiàn tiān r de
[15:22.15] yú: bú shì jiàn tiān r de
[15:24.18] guō: tā gēn lǐ jīng tā men liǎ ér āi zhe zhù, chī bǎo le méi shì ér shàng lǐ jīng nà wū chuàn ér mén qù
[15:27.66] yú: ō lí dé jìn
[15:28.70] guō: liáo huì ér tiān ba, lǐ jīng yě gāo xìng
[15:29.81] yú: duì
[15:31.07] guō: hē diǎn ér jiǔ ma
[15:33.22] yú: hái hē liǎng kǒu
[15:34.21] guō: hē diǎn ér ba, dǎ zhe pí jiǔ, ná chū liǎng gè sān qián de bēi zi lái
[15:39.16] yú: ná sān qián de bēi zi hē pí jiǔ
[15:41.55] guō: lái wǒ shèn zhe diǎn ér
[15:42.80] yú: hāi ya, zhè néng shèn nǎ ér qù zhè gè, dà le zhè yào
[15:48.46] guō: hē wán le, luǒ bēn ba
[15:50.50] yú: zhè jiù gēn zhe zhè lái
[15:53.09] guō: shuí xiān lái
[15:54.10] yú: nǐ shuō ne
[15:54.90] guō: shuí xiān zán dǎ dǔ ba, shuí yào bù gǎn qù shuí shū yī bǎi kuài qián
[15:56.68] yú: ō hái guà dǔ
[15:57.57] guō: hē, lǐ jīng gāo xìng dōu tuō le a kāi zhe mén shùn xiǎo qū pǎo yī quān ér
[16:02.92] yú: pǎo
[16:03.72] guō: huí lái le, gěi qián
[16:05.08] yú: a, xiàn guà
[16:05.81] guō: yú qiān lè, wǒ hái méi pǎo ne
[16:07.18] yú: nà shi
[16:07.93] guō: tuō le
[16:08.68] yú: wǒ yě lái
[16:09.28] guō: kāi mén chū qù le
[16:09.86] yú:
[16:10.34] guō: pǎo le bàn quān ér
[16:10.98] yú: a
[16:11.45] guō: lái sì gè jǐng chá gēn àn zài nà li
[16:12.36] yú: hāi
[16:13.61] guō: yào liǎn bú yào liǎn, gāng cái chū lái yī tàng méi lǐ nǐ, yòu lái le a
[16:16.10] yú: nà shi wǒ ma, kàn qīng chǔ lóu zài zhuā rén hǎo bù hǎo
[16:22.48] guō: hǎo yùn dòng ma
[16:23.53] yú: zhè bú shì yùn dòng le nín shuō zhè gè
[16:25.32] guō: tā zhǎo wǒ qù ne
[16:26.11] yú:
[16:26.75] guō: zhǎo wǒ, zǒu wa, bié lǎo gēn wū dāi zhe
[16:29.12] yú: duì
[16:29.77] guō: yùn dòng yùn dòng
[16:30.34] yú: huó dòng huó dòng
[16:30.92] guō: zán liǎng rén yóu yǒng chí
[16:31.77] yú: zhè duō hǎo
[16:32.42] guō: yóu yǒng qù
[16:33.01] yú: duì
[16:33.53] guō: wǒ bù qù
[16:34.32] yú: zěn me le
[16:35.00] guō: yóu yǒng chí tài zàng
[16:35.96] yú: yóu yǒng chí zěn me huì zàng a
[16:37.66] guō: hǎo duō rén dōu gēn lǐ bian r sā niào
[16:39.51] yú: hāi, shuí shuō de
[16:40.97] guō: dōu niào le
[16:41.70] yú: shì ma
[16:42.21] guō: tā quàn wǒ, nà pà shén me a, xǔ tā men niào jiù bù xǔ zán men niào
[16:47.25] yú: zán yě gàn zhè shì ér qù
[16:48.38] guō: wǒ bù qù, wǒ bù qù, wǒ yě bú huì zhā měng zǐ yě bú huì biē qì
[16:52.08] yú: a
[16:52.91] guō: wàn yī zài hōu zhe wǒ ne
[16:54.07] yú: āi yā, nǎ yǒu nà me xián ne
[16:56.35] guō: nǐ zhī dào shuí táng niào bìng
[16:58.18] yú: tián de ya, méi yǒu zhè rén
[17:00.34] guō: wǒ bù qù
[17:00.87] yú: a
[17:01.62] guō: tā zì gě ér qù le a, xià wǔ sān diǎn bàn lái yī diàn huà, dé gāng nǐ dài liǎng qiān kuài qián lái yī tàng ba
[17:06.46] yú: zěn me le
[17:07.00] guō: shú wǒ lái
[17:07.62] yú: gàn ma ya
[17:08.15] guō: wǒ niào niào ràng rén dǎi zhe lóu
[17:09.65] yú: āi yā, wǒ hái zhēn gàn zhè shì ér qù le
[17:12.65] guō: jiāo fá kuǎn dài chū lái wǒ shuō nǐ zěn me zhè yàng ér a
[17:14.91] yú:
[17:15.79] guō: gòu jǐ wàn rén zài lǐ bian r niào yě méi dǎi zhe guò
[17:17.51] yú: shì a
[17:18.12] guō: zěn me dǎi zhe nǐ le
[17:18.86] yú: zěn me huí shì
[17:19.55] guō: zhè shì ér nào de, tā men shì dǎi bù zháo, tā men dōu gēn chí zi lǐ bian r niào de
[17:23.99] yú: wǒ ne
[17:24.78] guō: wǒ zhàn zài àn biān ér niào de
[17:26.11] yú: a, wǒ tài quē xīn yǎn ér le ba wǒ
[17:30.96] guō: guò le méi sān tiān yòu gěi wǒ dǎ diàn huà
[17:32.69] yú: hái gàn ma a
[17:33.43] guō: nǐ hái de lái yī tàng shú wǒ lái
[17:34.49] yú: zěn me le
[17:35.25] guō: wǒ niào niào yòu ràng rén dǎi zhe le
[17:36.90] yú: āi yā zhè yě tài bèn le zhè gè
[17:38.24] guō: jiāo fá kuǎn dài chū lái, wǒ shuō méi yǒu zhè yàng de
[17:40.64] yú: jiù shì
[17:41.38] guō: nǐ yòu zhàn zài àn biān ér niào le
[17:42.43] yú: shì bú shì
[17:43.34] guō: méi yǒu méi yǒu, wǒ zài chí zi lǐ bian r niào de
[17:44.98] yú: nà zěn me hái ràng rén dǎi zhe le
[17:46.47] guō: shàng huí fá wán kuǎn wǒ tǐng shēng qì de
[17:47.85] yú:
[17:48.49] guō: wǒ yī zhāo jí shàng huǒ wǒ nà niào shì huáng de, méi gǎn zhàn nà ér niào, wǒ yī biān yóu yī biān niào
[17:55.56] yú:
[17:56.06] guō: dài hóng gū de kàn jiàn le
[17:56.98] yú:
[17:57.53] guō: éi, dǎi nà fēi jī lā xiàn de
[17:59.91] yú: wǒ zì gě ér huà tiáo xiàn ràng rén dǎi wǒ qù a
[18:07.09] guō: zhēn shì ér dōu
[18:07.87] yú: méi yǒu zhè me shǎ de rén le
[18:09.52] guō: hòu lái, běi jīng yóu yǒng chí tā qù bù liǎo le
[18:10.98] yú: bù ràng le
[18:12.03] guō: běi jīng suǒ yǒu yóu yǒng chí dōu tiē tā yī xiàng piān er
[18:13.36] yú: a?
[18:15.77] guō: yú qiān yǔ gǒu bù dé rù nèi
[18:18.34] yú: yóu yǒng chí hái tōng jī wǒ ne
[18:19.92] guō: wǒ gěi tā chū zhǔ yi, wǒ shuō nǐ fēi děi chéng lǐ ma
[18:22.27] yú: shì
[18:23.01] guō: a, nǐ shuō huái róu yě hǎo, mì yún yě hǎo, yán qìng yě hǎo, zhǎo yī shān qīng shuǐ xiù de dì r méi rén guǎn
[18:28.10] yú: éi yě dì fāng yǒu de shì
[18:29.32] guō: yóu qù ba
[18:29.88] yú: duì
[18:30.39] guō: zhēn tīng huà a, dēng zhe zì xíng chē jiù qù le a
[18:31.95] yú: huò
[18:33.91] guō: chū běi jīng chéng jiāo qū zhǎo yī dì r, hē, tiān qīng shuǐ dì niǎo yǔ huā xiāng xiǎo xī chán chán
[18:38.83] yú: duì
[18:39.62] guō: bǎ yú qiān lè de
[18:40.30] yú: éi
[18:40.89] guō: zhè huí méi rén guǎn le ba
[18:41.70] yú: méi rén le
[18:42.40] guō: zhè huí gēn zhè ér yóu, zhè xíng ma
[18:43.96] yú: dāng rán kě yǐ
[18:44.60] guō: a lái, tuō yī shang yóu yǒng
[18:46.59] yú: lái ba
[18:47.30] guō: bǎ dà yī xiān tuō le
[18:49.26] yú: wǒ yóu yǒng chuān dà yī gàn ma a
[18:51.59] guō: xī zhuāng
[18:54.41] yú: hái zhēn yán shí chuān de
[18:56.09] guō: lǐng dài, mǎ jiǎ
[19:01.01] yú: sān jiàn tào yí yàng ér mò luò xià
[19:04.44] guō: mián kǎn jiān r
[19:07.02] yú: wǒ dōng tiān qù de shì zěn me de
[19:09.02] guō: máo bèi xīn
[19:12.88] yú: shǎo chuān diǎn ér hǎo bù hǎo
[19:14.36] guō: chèn yī
[19:15.58] yú: zhè dé tuō le, yóu ba
[19:18.92] zhāi nǎi zhào de dòng zuò
[19:34.24] yú: āi zán méi zhè me kāi wán xiào de a, nǐ zhè zěn me yì sī zhè shì, nǐ shuō shuō
[19:40.01] guō: bèi bèi jiā
[19:41.79] yú: hāi bèi bèi
[19:47.80] guō: nǐ yǐ wéi nà gè le a
[19:49.11] yú: shuí a
[19:49.81] guō: tài sān sú
[19:51.69] yú: chuān bèi bèi jiā gàn ma a
[19:53.11] guō: chuān bèi bèi jiā yāo bù tā bèi bù tuó ma
[19:56.18] yú: gǎn jǐn tuō le ba
[19:57.08] guō: éi, bǎ dōu dōu zhāi le
[19:59.04] yú: āi yā, gǎn jǐn
[20:01.70] guō: mǎ xuē
[20:03.04] yú: qí zhe mǎ qù de
[20:04.88] guō: kù zi
[20:09.21] yú: lái ba
[20:09.79] guō: qiū kù
[20:11.95] yú: tiān r lěng
[20:13.30] guō: xiàn kù
[20:15.67] yú: dōu chuān zhe ne
[20:17.28] guō: sān máo bǎn
[20:19.40] yú: chuān sān jiàn ér
[20:21.08] guō: mián kù
[20:23.69] yú: mián kù chuān qiū kù lǐ tou a, shén me chéng xù zhè shì
[20:29.51] guō: máo xiàn nèi kù
[20:32.03] yú: nǐ cái chuān máo xiàn nèi kù
[20:34.63] guō: jiě cì yáng
[20:36.61] yú: nǐ yào bù chuān tā bù cì yáng zhī dào ma, nǎ ér nà me cì yáng a
[20:41.30] cuō sī wà de dòng zuò
[20:44.24] yú: éi hēi hēi hēi
[20:47.81] guō: wà zi
[20:48.69] yú: shén me wà zi, nǐ wà zi yào zhè me tuō nà jiù bú shì bèi bèi jiā le zhī dào ma
[20:53.79] guō: shì a
[20:55.39] yú: nǐ shuō méi yǒu chuān zhè wà zi
[20:57.34] guō: tuō wán le, zhè huí huán yǒu rén guǎn ma
[20:58.93] yú: gǎn jǐn yóu ba
[20:59.76] guō: a?
[21:00.35] yú: méi rén guǎn
[21:01.10] guō: yǒu rén ma
[21:01.73] yú: méi yǒu
[21:02.30] guō: yǒu rén ma
[21:03.35] yú: bié jiào le, tuō yī guāng zhe, nǐ zhēn jiào jǐ gè rén lái
[21:07.38] guō: méi rén a, yú lǎo shī lè le
[21:08.89] yú: lái
[21:09.57] guō: lái ba, yóu yǒng
[21:14.08] yú: zhǔn bèi huó dòng
[21:15.77] guō: xià shuǐ, yī bù bù xià qù a, dōng, diào shuǐ lǐ le, wa a a a
[21:27.77] guō: zhè gè, yǒu yí gè xué shù míng cí, wáng shì
[21:31.39] yú: wáng shì? hái bā shì
[21:33.44] guō: wáng wáng, chà bù duō, chà bù duō, yóu zhe yóu zhe a, yī tái tóu, tài yáng chū lái le
[21:43.20] yú:
[21:44.26] guō: hěn gāo xìng a
[21:44.84] yú: a
[21:45.40] guō: wǒ shǎng qù shài shài hòu bèi ba
[21:46.93] yú: a? wáng bā a shì zěn me de
[21:49.24] guō: bù xǔ měi huà zì jǐ
[21:51.51] yú: wǒ zhè shì měi huà ma
[21:52.77] guō: shàng àn biān ér, pā zhe, shài shài hòu bèi
[21:56.05] yú: méi tīng shuō guò
[21:56.70] guō: dǎ zhè biān lái jǐ gè gū niáng
[21:57.53] yú: a
[21:58.59] guō: nǐ lái wán ér rén jiā yě kě yǐ a
[22:00.13] yú: dōu kě yǐ
[22:00.73] guō: jǐ gè gū niáng yǒu shuō yǒu xiào, wǎng zhè ér lái, yú lǎo shī shǎ le
[22:05.03] yú: wǒ jiù bié shǐ xiàng le wǒ hái
[22:06.67] guō: dài quān ér lái bù jí le
[22:07.50] yú: nà shi a
[22:08.37] guō: yī sī bù guà
[22:09.26] yú: méi chuān zhuó yī fú
[22:10.05] guō: yī huí tóu, dì shàng yǒu yī tǒng
[22:11.16] yú: a
[22:11.95] guō: bù zhī shuí rēng de
[22:12.75] yú: ō
[22:13.33] guō: xiān jiù jí, jiǎo yě dǎng shàng
[22:15.78] yú: dǎng diǎn ér shì diǎn ér
[22:16.84] guō: gū niáng men dào gēn qián ér, duò zhe jiǎo de mà jiē
[22:19.04] yú: zěn me le
[22:19.77] guō: chòu liú máng méi xīu méi sào
[22:21.08] yú: gàn ma ya
[22:21.72] guō: tā jí le, nǐ méi kàn jiàn wǒ ná tǒng dǎng zhe le ma
[22:23.82] yú: shì a
[22:24.35] guō: fèi huà
[22:24.92] yú: a
[22:25.44] guō: nà tǒng yǒu dǐ ér ma
[22:26.44] yú: hāi, méi dǐ ér a
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