| [00:01.07] | G坡前哪一场战，苏烈他大战罗成就把将军给乱箭攒。 |
| [00:16.14] | 阎君念他是条好汉，命他这个托兆转家园。 |
| [00:33.09] | 叫鬼族看过了爷的这个还魂炮啊，翻身上了我的这个马雕鞍。 |
| [00:49.93] | 刮起了旋风儿来得多么快，来到了长安城那越国公的府门前。 |
| [01:05.35] | 里格隆地洞~ |
| [01:13.65] | G虚字儿，我滴这个~他滴内个~ |
| [01:17.83] | Y嗯，虚字 |
| [01:19.03] | G 嘿，俏皮、这么大的角儿，文革的时候不让唱了， |
| [01:21.44] | Y 怎么 |
| [01:22.56] | G给把扫帚扫地去。 |
| [01:24.06] | Y嗨 |
| [01:24.82] | G内天正扫地，造反派来了 |
| [01:26.27] | Y嗯 |
| [01:27.13] | G把笤帚拿过来 别唱了 给你这个 给张纸 |
| [01:28.70] | Y这是？ |
| [01:31.10] | G‘照着这纸去唱，一瞧 |
| [01:32.63] | Y 什么 |
| [01:34.10] | G毛主席诗词，‘钟山风雨起苍黄，百万雄师过大江’。 |
| [01:38.08] | Y 让唱这个 |
| [01:42.34] | G唱这个 以后不用扫地了 谢谢谢谢 我一定好好唱 |
| [01:44.87] | Y好好 |
| [01:46.24] | G钟山这个风雨起苍黄，百万内个雄师怎么能够过大江 |
| [02:00.39] | Y没过去 |
| [02:01.10] | G还给我吧 |
| [02:10.76] | ··· |
| [02:16.43] | G 大伙愿意听 我就多说一点 |
| [02:17.47] | Y是啊 |
| [02:18.85] | G 可怕太晚了 没车 |
| [02:20.07] | Y回不去（观众喊醒） |
| [02:22.10] | G没事儿啊？~（观众喊没事）行 |
| [02:24.60] | 我看 也有内个提前走的朋友们（赶不上车了）赶不上车了 得嘞 |
| [02:29.62] | 大伙我这是 还有这么多朋友愿意听 愿意听我就多说点 |
| [02:34.74] | 好吧？~（观众喊好~） |
| [02:40.48] | G于老师啊 说句良心的话 对我的业务帮助特别的大 |
| [02:43.93] | Y 诶呀呵 可不敢这么说 |
| [02:45.42] | G 而且人厚道 （不敢不敢）会过日子（嗯） |
| [02:47.54] | 该花钱的时候绝对就不花 |
| [02:50.36] | Y那当然···啊？该花不花啊？ |
| [02:53.77] | G有时候也花反正是 不该花的绝不花 |
| [02:56.67] | Y那是 |
| [02:57.41] | G在北京 天桥 我们演出 （嗯） |
| [02:59.55] | 于老师对自身很重视 （是） |
| [03:01.48] | 我得多活些年啊 我得说相声啊（嗯）鱼肉不吃（哦不吃鱼）只吃青菜 |
| [03:06.69] | 内天下完场雨 我们剧场院儿 长了好多蘑菇 |
| [03:12.25] | Y那不叫蘑菇 那叫狗尿台 知道么 |
| [03:15.78] | G狗尿苔我还看不出来吗 有蘑菇 野蘑菇 摘下来 |
| [03:21.10] | 洗干净 切成块儿 借人那炉子 炖 （哦我吃这个） |
| [03:25.93] | 给嫂子打电话 今天晚上咱家不开火 我吃蘑菇 来来来（吃蘑菇） |
| [03:31.66] | G两口子坐那儿等着（嗯） 后台我有一个徒弟 这次没跟来 一小徒弟 |
| [03:36.69] | 东北人（嗯） 诶呀大爷 你别瞎吃（怎么）这玩意儿有毒啊 |
| [03:44.30] | 人说吃毒蘑菇容易吃 吃坏了 （诶呀）去去去边儿去 我一口都不给你吃 |
| [03:52.31] | 哼管着么 把孩子哄走了 （嗯）嫂子嘀咕 说的有道理 |
| [04:01.30] | 咱别吃这个吃坏了 吃死了怎么办 （嗯？）不要紧不要紧 |
| [04:03.44] | 街坊对过儿养着一条狗（嗯）把这狗骗来 侩一块儿 来 让它先吃（嗯） |
| [04:08.59] | 它吃完没事儿 咱再吃（哦）这狗 biajibiaji 吃完了 吃完欢蹦乱跳（没事儿） |
| [04:13.68] | 看了半小时 得 （嗯） 把狗放出去了 |
| [04:16.92] | 来吧 他们两口子坐这儿 乓乓乓 一顿吃 刚吃完（嗯） |
| [04:22.86] | 我这徒弟又进来了 大爷 狗死了 |
| [04:25.00] | Y啊？！现在才死？ |
| [04:29.28] | G两口子汗都下来了（啊）这怎么办这个 这怎么办 |
| [04:32.26] | 我说别让你吃吧 诶呀 我们老家净这玩儿 吃完净死人 知道不 |
| [04:35.88] | 你吐吧 （嗯）你上厕所你俩人喝尿去吧（啊）喝尿就吐了 （诶呀） |
| [04:42.49] | 呵这真听话 一人一大桶 敦敦敦（真不少喝）喝完 lue···（全吐出来了） |
| [04:46.91] | 嗯 吐干净了 诶呦我的天呐 总算活过来了（嗯）小子 过来（唉） |
| [04:53.06] | 那狗死的时候惨不 可惨了 大卡车 卡就压过去了 （白喝了） |
| [04:57.60] | ··· |
| [05:09.42] | G相声都是编的 （嗯）这是真的 |
| [05:11.73] | Y没听说过 全是编的啊 |
| [05:15.06] | G他这个 他和嫂子的事说不过来 （哪那么些事儿啊） |
| [05:18.60] | G他父亲的事儿就少的多 为什么呢（嗯） |
| [05:22.96] | 他爸爸这人说实在的（嗯）不爱掺和这个（对） |
| [05:27.51] | 喝个酒聊个天 老头儿烦得慌 老头儿好静 （嗯不好动） |
| [05:32.53] | 跟工作有关系（嗯）科学家 研究科学的 盗墓的 |
| [05:37.08] | Y这是科学家么 这个 |
| [05:40.33] | G没事儿 扛着铁千就出去了（嗯） |
| [05:42.60] | 看谁家坟 咔嚓咔嚓咔嚓（给刨了）刨了看有合适的东西 拿出来 |
| [05:47.40] | 蹲着沈阳道就去卖去 |
| [05:50.38] | Y好么 偷坟掘墓 |
| [05:52.04] | G啊 内会上河北省 看见一个 刨开 呵 里边儿一具死尸（哟白骨了） |
| [05:57.60] | 老坟了 腰里系着一皮裙儿 地上放着一根儿铁棍儿 写着：如意金箍棒 |
| [06:04.10] | Y我爸爸把孙猴儿内坟给刨了 |
| [06:11.18] | G他爸爸看 （嗯）嗯？ 大师兄的坟 |
| [06:15.80] | ··· |
| [06:21.48] | Y不是 这从哪儿赁的啊 |
| [06:24.07] | G总看电视 总演这个啊 |
| [06:27.35] | Y电视剧里演的这个 我爸爸不能打猪八戒那赁啊 |
| [06:29.30] | G指着它 你这泼猴（诶 跟他们都没关系）是吧 |
| [06:36.24] | 这是真的吗 真的金箍棒能大（嗯）大 得儿登 大 得儿 （哟） |
| [06:39.41] | 大大大···太大了（霍）拿不走了 小小小小（诶） |
| [06:50.84] | 跟针似的 拿起来 塞耳朵里 |
| [06:51.66] | Y诶 我爸爸就是孙猴儿 敢情 |
| [06:56.44] | G打那边儿村长来了 带着好些人 你干什么的?（嗯） |
| [07:00.40] | 你干什么滴？ 你挖坟滴？（没有）大师兄这坟我不知道 |
| [07:06.88] | 啊? 把这个金箍棒弄哪儿去了 不知道 拿出来 你要拿走了够你倒霉的（怎么） |
| [07:13.40] | 有辙你想去 大 tong 死了 |
| [07:17.99] | ``` |
| [07:24.73] | |
| [07:30.57] | G多可乐 |
| [07:32.16] | G 大伙爱听我就爱说（就说这个） |
| [07:36.16] | 说谁 说别人儿 人家告我去 |
| [07:42.30] | 我再说一个于谦儿的事儿 |
| [07:49.93] | Y也就冲我来 |
| [07:53.84] | G说一个于老师结婚不久的事儿 |
| [07:56.06] | Y什么事儿？ |
| [07:58.02] | G刚结婚的事儿 洞房花烛 嫂子家有钱（嗯）霍 嫁妆 （嗯） |
| [08:03.95] | 什么都有（嗯）其中有一个紫檀的小盒儿 挺精致（哦） |
| [08:07.22] | 四道锁 （诶呀）嫂子说了 咱两口子 这个盒儿 你不许动 不许看 你答应我 |
| [08:17.06] | 诶答应答应答应（两口子都不许看）哗 三年过去了 这天就剩他自己（嗯） |
| [08:22.73] | 收拾铺底 把这找出来了 什么啊 人都有好奇之心（当然） |
| [08:28.39] | 屋里没人 拿改锥卡卡卡 都给撬开了 打开一瞧 （什么） |
| [08:32.38] | 里边儿有啊 五千块钱 有仨鸡蛋（嗨） |
| [08:39.88] | 这是什么意思 存鸡蛋 不值当啊（是啊）存私房钱（嗯）家里钱她管着啊（嗯） |
| [08:44.16] | 正看着呢 嫂子回来了 一推门 四目相对 就很尴尬（不好意思） |
| [08:51.89] | 金莲 |
| [08:53.35] | Y我媳妇儿叫金莲啊 |
| [08:56.70] | G小潘 |
| [08:59.15] | Y还是潘金莲儿啊 |
| [09:01.00] | G内个。。亲爱的 对不起你啊（嗯） |
| [09:04.77] | 我食言了把这打开了 但是 你给我说什么事儿我都不往心里去 |
| [09:11.10] | 你跟我说怎么回事（嗯）怎么有仨鸡蛋和五千块钱啊（实在是太内什么） |
| [09:13.36] | 嗨你要知道我就告诉你吧（嗯）我说咱 仄 我跟你说吧 我对不起你 |
| [09:24.28] | 我曾经有过外遇（哟）啊？这。有一次外遇我就搁里边儿一个鸡蛋 |
| [09:30.52] | （仨）三鸡蛋 三年有三次 可以 这五千块钱那？（嗯）凑够一斤我就买去 |
| [09:37.19] | Y去你的 |
| [09:43.50] | |
| [09:50.94] | ··· |
| [09:54.96] | |
| [10:02.74] | G光说你我也没意思 |
| [10:05.08] | Y我瞧着也没意思 |
| [10:03.36] | |
| [10:29.83] | G讲一个于谦老师新婚不久的故事 一个小盒 |
| [10:33.53] | Y还讲一遍呐 |
| [10:34.37] | G他们看不见 |
| [10:35.12] | Y看不见这不也听见了么 |
| [10:36.98] | G毒蘑菇内个知道吗 |
| [10:40.71] | Y从 一遍 这可时间长了 |
| [10:42.25] | G我把 去了 |
| [10:43.93] | Y好么 |
| [10:45.99] | G 我们后台这些个人都特别好玩儿（嗯）你看李菁 |
| [10:52.47] | 可到他这儿了（哈哈哈）李菁是我师弟（诶） |
| [10:56.37] | 快板 相声 评书 三门爆（诶）在北京这一范儿唱快板是好的（不错呀） |
| [11:03.20] | 称他是北京丐帮的少帮主 李菁 就是脾气慢（奥 慢性子）脾气慢 这也没办法 |
| [11:11.51] | （嗯）后台这么些人开车啊我都嘱咐 慢点儿 慢点儿 |
| [11:18.39] | 惟独李菁开车 快点儿啊，快点儿 （嘱咐他快）别给人耽误事儿 （奥）太慢（嗯） |
| [11:28.81] | 有时一进门满脸大汗 我说怎么样 今天开的够快 我跟人飙车来着 |
| [11:32.05] | Y啊 这脾气还跟人飙车呐 |
| [11:38.02] | G霍 你可以啊 你都飙车了 不错啊 跟谁飙车啊 一轮椅（嘿） |
| [11:43.00] | Y跟轮椅赛跑 |
| [11:49.97] | G我说你这个玩意儿你赢了你也不露脸啊 输了 （啊 还输了） |
| [11:53.16] | 你看车给他就糟践 我说你开多少啊 三迈 （嘿 三迈） |
| [12:05.71] | 比走着快不了多少（嗯）你躲雨 你快着点 行按着五迈这么开（嗨） |
| [12:12.44] | 我不活着了 （这就不活着了）我豁出去了我 出去了 踩油门 五迈 |
| [12:20.84] | 呵 跑 高兴 呵太刺激了（） |
| [12:29.54] | 我滴妈也 风驰电掣啊（什么风驰电掣啊）这不就是飞嘛（哈哈哈五迈就飞啊） |
| [12:42.10] | 开了十分钟 踩住了 我的妈啊 我得歇会儿 我这心都快蹦出来了！（至于吗） |
| [12:53.52] | 坐路牙子上 诶 我这车呀就是太小 我要有钱我买一大车（换一大车） |
| [13:01.48] | 老天爷啊 给我点儿钱吧 啪！（怎么了）掉一箱子来，里边都是钱一沓一沓的（豁） |
| [13:07.08] | 傻了 我的妈也 太刺激了 这么些个钱（是是） 我这不光能换车 还能娶个媳妇（嗯） |
| [13:19.41] | 老天呐 给我一媳妇儿吧（嗯） 啪！摔下一美女来 我的妈哟 太刺激了（刺激） |
| [13:28.91] | 打那边过来四个警察 诶，这人是你撞死的吗（车祸呀） |
| [13:33.52] | ··· |
| [13:38.17] | |
| [13:40.23] | 哈哈哈哈哈哈 |
| [13:45.37] | 太刺激了 |
| [13:48.75] | 好 |
| [13:54.55] | 咱们这人厚道就厚在这地儿了 哈哈哈 |
| [13:57.77] | 好 |
| [14:08.63] | G什么 太平歌词啊 奥 唱一什么呢 白蛇传啊 昂行 白蛇传 |
| [14:17.50] | 诶 白蛇传是我们一传统的节目 唱完这个就到月底了我估计 |
| [14:21.82] | Y嗨 别唱完啊 |
| [14:24.06] | G说相声都得会这个 （对）不会这个不算好演员 |
| [14:26.66] | 唱几句昂 （嗯） |
| [14:29.65] | 杭州美景盖世无双 |
| [14:33.48] | 西湖岸奇花异草四季清香 |
| [14:40.39] | 这春游苏堤桃红柳绿 |
| [14:46.90] | 那夏赏荷花映满了池塘 |
| [14:51.83] | 这秋观明月如同碧水 |
| [14:57.23] | 冬看 瑞雪 铺满了山岗 |
| [15:03.25] | 我表的是蛾嵋山白蛇下界 |
| [15:08.57] | 在这上天怒恼了张玉皇 |
| [15:13.77] | 可以鼓掌了（嗨） |
| [15:20.64] | G鼓鼓掌不是不可以的 这年头谁也求不着谁 再来一回 来来来（哈哈哈） |
| [15:26.93] | Y就这么说话 |
| [15:28.98] | G还听什么 单刀会啊 （单刀会）单刀会啊大伙都知道 是关云长的故事昂（嗯） |
| [15:36.08] | 关云长（对）关羽 张飞 刘备 哥仨一个头磕在地上（诶）跟着唐僧呐 |
| [15:44.89] | Y嘿 怎么老有唐僧啊 |
| [15:46.53] | G西天取经 后来啊孙悟空死了 坟被人刨开了 （啊？） |
| [15:51.18] | 谁刨开了呐（诶行了行了行了）这事儿说起来话长（行了行了行） |
| [15:54.80] | 旁边儿出毒蘑菇你知道么 |
| [15:58.79] | Y嘿 您这全连得上怎么 |
| [16:00.39] | G这多可乐啊（什么可乐啊） |
| [16:02.52] | 单刀赴会是吧 （嗯）好好好 |
| [16:04.55] | 冬走涪陵夏行船 |
| [16:09.12] | 鲁子敬摆酒宴聘请圣贤 |
| [16:14.32] | 那胆大黄文把书来下呀 |
| [16:20.26] | 他下至在 荆州滴关羽的宝帐前 |
| [16:24.80] | 有关平接书关羽看 |
| [16:30.76] | 那朗言大话写在了上边 |
| [16:35.40] | 上写着 |
| [16:38.36] | 鲁肃顿首拜， |
| [16:41.18] | 拜上了亭侯虎驾前， |
| [16:46.29] | 我在江边设摆下一小宴 |
| [16:51.66] | 那聘请亭侯来到了我这边 |
| [16:57.21] | 你若是来你是真君子 |
| [17:01.99] |
| [00:01.07] | G po qian na yi chang zhan, su lie ta da zhan luo cheng jiu ba jiang jun gei luan jian zan. |
| [00:16.14] | yan jun nian ta shi tiao hao han, ming ta zhe ge tuo zhao zhuan jia yuan. |
| [00:33.09] | jiao gui zu kan guo le ye de zhe ge huan hun pao a, fan shen shang le wo de zhe ge ma diao an. |
| [00:49.93] | gua qi le xuan feng er lai de duo me kuai, lai dao le chang an cheng na yue guo gong de fu men qian. |
| [01:05.35] | li ge long di dong |
| [01:13.65] | G xu zi er, wo di zhe ge ta di nei ge |
| [01:17.83] | Y , xu zi |
| [01:19.03] | G hei, qiao pi zhe me da de jiao er, wen ge de shi hou bu rang chang le, |
| [01:21.44] | Y zen me |
| [01:22.56] | G gei ba sao zhou sao di qu. |
| [01:24.06] | Y hai |
| [01:24.82] | G nei tian zheng sao di, zao fan pai lai le |
| [01:26.27] | Y |
| [01:27.13] | G ba tiao zhou na guo lai bie chang le gei ni zhe ge gei zhang zhi |
| [01:28.70] | Y zhe shi? |
| [01:31.10] | G' zhao zhe zhe zhi qu chang, yi qiao |
| [01:32.63] | Y shen me |
| [01:34.10] | G mao zhu xi shi ci,' zhong shan feng yu qi cang huang, bai wan xiong shi guo da jiang'. |
| [01:38.08] | Y rang chang zhe ge |
| [01:42.34] | G chang zhe ge yi hou bu yong sao di le xie xie xie xie wo yi ding hao hao chang |
| [01:44.87] | Y hao hao |
| [01:46.24] | G zhong shan zhe ge feng yu qi cang huang, bai wan nei ge xiong shi zen me neng gou guo da jiang |
| [02:00.39] | Y mei guo qu |
| [02:01.10] | G huan gei wo ba |
| [02:10.76] | |
| [02:16.43] | G da huo yuan yi ting wo jiu duo shuo yi dian |
| [02:17.47] | Y shi a |
| [02:18.85] | G ke pa tai wan le mei che |
| [02:20.07] | Y hui bu qu guan zhong han xing |
| [02:22.10] | G mei shi er a? guan zhong han mei shi xing |
| [02:24.60] | wo kan ye you nei ge ti qian zou de peng you men gan bu shang che le gan bu shang che le de lei |
| [02:29.62] | da huo wo zhe shi hai you zhe me duo peng you yuan yi ting yuan yi ting wo jiu duo shuo dian |
| [02:34.74] | hao ba? guan zhong han hao |
| [02:40.48] | G yu lao shi a shuo ju liang xin de hua dui wo de ye wu bang zhu te bie de da |
| [02:43.93] | Y ei ya a ke bu gan zhe me shuo |
| [02:45.42] | G er qie ren hou dao bu gan bu gan hui guo ri zi |
| [02:47.54] | gai hua qian de shi hou jue dui jiu bu hua |
| [02:50.36] | Y na dang ran a? gai hua bu hua a? |
| [02:53.77] | G you shi hou ye hua fan zheng shi bu gai hua de jue bu hua |
| [02:56.67] | Y na shi |
| [02:57.41] | G zai bei jing tian qiao wo men yan chu |
| [02:59.55] | yu lao shi dui zi shen hen zhong shi shi |
| [03:01.48] | wo de duo huo xie nian a wo de shuo xiang sheng a yu rou bu chi o bu chi yu zhi chi qing cai |
| [03:06.69] | nei tian xia wan chang yu wo men ju chang yuan er zhang le hao duo mo gu |
| [03:12.25] | Y na bu jiao mo gu na jiao gou niao tai zhi dao me |
| [03:15.78] | G gou niao tai wo hai kan bu chu lai ma you mo gu ye mo gu zhai xia lai |
| [03:21.10] | xi gan jing qie cheng kuai er jie ren na lu zi dun o wo chi zhe ge |
| [03:25.93] | gei sao zi da dian hua jin tian wan shang za jia bu kai huo wo chi mo gu lai lai lai chi mo gu |
| [03:31.66] | G liang kou zi zuo na er deng zhe hou tai wo you yi ge tu di zhe ci mei gen lai yi xiao tu di |
| [03:36.69] | dong bei ren ei ya da ye ni bie xia chi zen me zhe wan yi er you du a |
| [03:44.30] | ren shuo chi du mo gu rong yi chi chi huai le ei ya qu qu qu bian er qu wo yi kou dou bu gei ni chi |
| [03:52.31] | heng guan zhe me ba hai zi hong zou le sao zi di gu shuo de you dao li |
| [04:01.30] | zan bie chi zhe ge chi huai le chi si le zen me ban ? bu yao jin bu yao jin |
| [04:03.44] | jie fang dui guo er yang zhe yi tiao gou ba zhe gou pian lai kuai yi kuai er lai rang ta xian chi |
| [04:08.59] | ta chi wan mei shi er zan zai chi o zhe gou biajibiaji chi wan le chi wan huan beng luan tiao mei shi er |
| [04:13.68] | kan le ban xiao shi de ba gou fang chu qu le |
| [04:16.92] | lai ba ta men liang kou zi zuo zhe er pang pang pang yi dun chi gang chi wan |
| [04:22.86] | wo zhe tu di you jin lai le da ye gou si le |
| [04:25.00] | Y a?! xian zai cai si? |
| [04:29.28] | G liang kou zi han du xia lai le a zhe zen me ban zhe ge zhe zen me ban |
| [04:32.26] | wo shuo bie rang ni chi ba ei ya wo men lao jia jing zhe wan er chi wan jing si ren zhi dao bu |
| [04:35.88] | ni tu ba ni shang ce suo ni lia ren he niao qu ba a he niao jiu tu le ei ya |
| [04:42.49] | a zhe zhen ting hua yi ren yi da tong dun dun dun zhen bu shao he he wan lue quan tu chu lai le |
| [04:46.91] | tu gan jing le ei you wo de tian na zong suan huo guo lai le xiao zi guo lai ai |
| [04:53.06] | na gou si de shi hou can bu ke can le da ka che ka jiu ya guo qu le bai he le |
| [04:57.60] | |
| [05:09.42] | G xiang sheng dou shi bian de zhe shi zhen de |
| [05:11.73] | Y mei ting shuo guo quan shi bian de a |
| [05:15.06] | G ta zhe ge ta he sao zi de shi shuo bu guo lai na na me xie shi er a |
| [05:18.60] | G ta fu qin de shi er jiu shao de duo wei shi me ne |
| [05:22.96] | ta ba ba zhe ren shuo shi zai de bu ai chan huo zhe ge dui |
| [05:27.51] | he ge jiu liao ge tian lao tou er fan de huang lao tou er hao jing bu hao dong |
| [05:32.53] | gen gong zuo you guan xi ke xue jia yan jiu ke xue de dao mu de |
| [05:37.08] | Y zhe shi ke xue jia me zhe ge |
| [05:40.33] | G mei shi er kang zhe tie qian jiu chu qu le |
| [05:42.60] | kan shui jia fen ka cha ka cha ka cha gei pao le pao le kan you he shi de dong xi na chu lai |
| [05:47.40] | dun zhe shen yang dao jiu qu mai qu |
| [05:50.38] | Y hao me tou fen jue mu |
| [05:52.04] | G a nei hui shang he bei sheng kan jian yi ge pao kai a li bian r yi ju si shi yo bai gu le |
| [05:57.60] | lao fen le yao li xi zhe yi pi qun er di shang fang zhe yi gen er tie gun er xie zhe: ru yi jin gu bang |
| [06:04.10] | Y wo ba ba ba sun hou er nei fen gei pao le |
| [06:11.18] | G ta ba ba kan ? da shi xiong de fen |
| [06:15.80] | |
| [06:21.48] | Y bu shi zhe cong na er lin de a |
| [06:24.07] | G zong kan dian shi zong yan zhe ge a |
| [06:27.35] | Y dian shi ju li yan de zhe ge wo ba ba bu neng da zhu ba jie na lin a |
| [06:29.30] | G zhi zhe ta ni zhe po hou ei gen ta men dou mei guan xi shi ba |
| [06:36.24] | zhe shi zhen de ma zhen de jin gu bang neng da da de er deng da de er yo |
| [06:39.41] | da da da tai da le huo na bu zou le xiao xiao xiao xiao ei |
| [06:50.84] | gen zhen shi de na qi lai sai er duo li |
| [06:51.66] | Y ei wo ba ba jiu shi sun hou er gan qing |
| [06:56.44] | G da na bian er cun zhang lai le dai zhe hao xie ren ni gan shen me de? |
| [07:00.40] | ni gan shen me di? ni wa fen di? mei you da shi xiong zhe fen wo bu zhi dao |
| [07:06.88] | a? ba zhe ge jin gu bang nong na er qu le bu zhi dao na chu lai ni yao na zou le gou ni dao mei de zen me |
| [07:13.40] | you zhe ni xiang qu da tong si le |
| [07:17.99] | |
| [07:24.73] | |
| [07:30.57] | G duo ke le |
| [07:32.16] | G da huo ai ting wo jiu ai shuo jiu shuo zhe ge |
| [07:36.16] | shuo shui shuo bie ren er ren jia gao wo qu |
| [07:42.30] | wo zai shuo yi ge yu qian er de shi er |
| [07:49.93] | Y ye jiu chong wo lai |
| [07:53.84] | G shuo yi ge yu lao shi jie hun bu jiu de shi er |
| [07:56.06] | Y shen me shi er? |
| [07:58.02] | G gang jie hun de shi er dong fang hua zhu sao zi jia you qian huo jia zhuang |
| [08:03.95] | shen me dou you qi zhong you yi ge zi tan de xiao he er ting jing zhi o |
| [08:07.22] | si dao suo ei ya sao zi shuo le zan liang kou zi zhe ge he er ni bu xu dong bu xu kan ni da ying wo |
| [08:17.06] | ei da ying da ying da ying liang kou zi dou bu xu kan hua san nian guo qu le zhe tian jiu sheng ta zi ji |
| [08:22.73] | shou shi pu di ba zhe zhao chu lai le shen me a ren dou you hao qi zhi xin dang ran |
| [08:28.39] | wu li mei ren na gai zhui ka ka ka dou gei qiao kai le da kai yi qiao shen me |
| [08:32.38] | li bian r you a wu qian kuai qian you sa ji dan hai |
| [08:39.88] | zhe shi shen me yi si cun ji dan bu zhi dang a shi a cun si fang qian jia li qian ta guan zhe a |
| [08:44.16] | zheng kan zhe ne sao zi hui lai le yi tui men si mu xiang dui jiu hen gan ga bu hao yi si |
| [08:51.89] | jin lian |
| [08:53.35] | Y wo xi fu er jiao jin lian a |
| [08:56.70] | G xiao pan |
| [08:59.15] | Y hai shi pan jin lian er a |
| [09:01.00] | G nei ge.. qin ai de dui bu qi ni a |
| [09:04.77] | wo shi yan le ba zhe da kai le dan shi ni gei wo shuo shi mo shi er wo dou bu wang xin li qu |
| [09:11.10] | ni gen wo shuo zen me hui shi zen me you sa ji dan he wu qian kuai qian a shi zai shi tai nei shen me |
| [09:13.36] | hai ni yao zhi dao wo jiu gao su ni ba wo shuo zan ze wo gen ni shuo ba wo dui bu qi ni |
| [09:24.28] | wo ceng jing you guo wai yu yo a? zhe. you yi ci wai yu wo jiu ge li bian r yi ge ji dan |
| [09:30.52] | sa san ji dan san nian you san ci ke yi zhe wu qian kuai qian na? cou gou yi jin wo jiu mai qu |
| [09:37.19] | Y qu ni de |
| [09:43.50] | |
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| [09:54.96] | |
| [10:02.74] | G guang shuo ni wo ye mei yi si |
| [10:05.08] | Y wo qiao zhe ye mei yi si |
| [10:03.36] | |
| [10:29.83] | G jiang yi ge yu qian lao shi xin hun bu jiu de gu shi yi ge xiao he |
| [10:33.53] | Y hai jiang yi bian na |
| [10:34.37] | G ta men kan bu jian |
| [10:35.12] | Y kan bu jian zhe bu ye ting jian le me |
| [10:36.98] | G du mo gu nei ge zhi dao ma |
| [10:40.71] | Y cong yi bian zhe ke shi jian zhang le |
| [10:42.25] | G wo ba qu le |
| [10:43.93] | Y hao me |
| [10:45.99] | G wo men hou tai zhei xie ge ren dou te bie hao wan er ni kan li jing |
| [10:52.47] | ke dao ta zhe er le ha ha ha li jing shi wo shi di ei |
| [10:56.37] | kuai ban xiang sheng ping shu san men bao ei zai bei jing zhe yi fan er chang kuai ban shi hao de bu cuo ya |
| [11:03.20] | cheng ta shi bei jing gai bang de shao bang zhu li jing jiu shi pi qi man ao man xing zi pi qi man zhe ye mei ban fa |
| [11:11.51] | hou tai zhe me xie ren kai che a wo dou zhu fu man dian er man dian er |
| [11:18.39] | wei du li jing kai che kuai dian r a, kuai dian r zhu fu ta kuai bie gei ren dan wu shi er ao tai man |
| [11:28.81] | you shi yi jin men man lian da han wo shuo zen me yang jin tian kai de gou kuai wo gen ren biao che lai zhe |
| [11:32.05] | Y a zhe pi qi hai gen ren biao che na |
| [11:38.02] | G huo ni ke yi a ni dou biao che le bu cuo a gen shui biao che a yi lun yi hei |
| [11:43.00] | Y gen lun yi sai pao |
| [11:49.97] | G wo shuo ni zhe ge wan yi er ni ying le ni ye bu lou lian a shu le a hai shu le |
| [11:53.16] | ni kan che gei ta jiu zao jian wo shuo ni kai duo shao a san mai hei san mai |
| [12:05.71] | bi zou zhe kuai bu liao duo shao ni duo yu ni kuai zhe dian xing an zhe wu mai zhe me kai hai |
| [12:12.44] | wo bu huo zhe le zhe jiu bu huo zhe le wo huo chu qu le wo chu qu le cai you men wu mai |
| [12:20.84] | a pao gao xing a tai ci ji le |
| [12:29.54] | wo di ma ye feng chi dian che a shen me feng chi dian che a zhe bu jiu shi fei ma ha ha ha wu mai jiu fei a |
| [12:42.10] | kai le shi fen zhong cai zhu le wo de ma a wo de xie hui er wo zhe xin dou kuai beng chu lai le! zhi yu ma |
| [12:53.52] | zuo lu ya zi shang ei wo zhe che ya jiu shi tai xiao wo yao you qian wo mai yi da che huan yi da che |
| [13:01.48] | lao tian ye a gei wo dian er qian ba pa! zen me le diao yi xiang zi lai, li bian dou shi qian yi da yi da de huo |
| [13:07.08] | sha le wo de ma ye tai ci ji le zhe me xie ge qian shi shi wo zhe bu guang neng huan che hai neng qu ge xi fu |
| [13:19.41] | lao tian na gei wo yi xi fu er ba pa! shuai xia yi mei nv lai wo de ma yo tai ci ji le ci ji |
| [13:28.91] | da na bian guo lai si ge jing cha ei, zhe ren shi ni zhuang si de ma che huo ya |
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| [13:40.23] | ha ha ha ha ha ha |
| [13:45.37] | tai ci ji le |
| [13:48.75] | hao |
| [13:54.55] | zan men zhe ren hou dao jiu hou zai zhe di r le ha ha ha |
| [13:57.77] | hao |
| [14:08.63] | G shen me tai ping ge ci a ao chang yi shen me ne bai she zhuan a ang xing bai she zhuan |
| [14:17.50] | ei bai she zhuan shi wo men yi chuan tong de jie mu chang wan zhe ge jiu dao yue di le wo gu ji |
| [14:21.82] | Y hai bie chang wan a |
| [14:24.06] | G shuo xiang sheng dou de hui zhe ge dui bu hui zhe ge bu suan hao yan yuan |
| [14:26.66] | chang ji ju ang |
| [14:29.65] | hang zhou mei jing gai shi wu shuang |
| [14:33.48] | xi hu an qi hua yi cao si ji qing xiang |
| [14:40.39] | zhe chun you su di tao hong liu lv |
| [14:46.90] | na xia shang he hua ying man le chi tang |
| [14:51.83] | zhe qiu guan ming yue ru tong bi shui |
| [14:57.23] | dong kan rui xue pu man le shan gang |
| [15:03.25] | wo biao de shi e mei shan bai she xia jie |
| [15:08.57] | zai zhe shang tian nu nao le zhang yu huang |
| [15:13.77] | ke yi gu zhang le hai |
| [15:20.64] | G gu gu zhang bu shi bu ke yi de zhe nian tou shui ye qiu bu zhao shui zai lai yi hui lai lai lai ha ha ha |
| [15:26.93] | Y jiu zhe me shuo hua |
| [15:28.98] | G hai ting shen me dan dao hui a dan dao hui dan dao hui a da huo dou zhi dao shi guan yun zhang de gu shi ang |
| [15:36.08] | guan yun zhang dui guan yu zhang fei liu bei ge sa yi ge tou ke zai di shang ei gen zhe tang seng na |
| [15:44.89] | Y hei zen me lao you tang seng a |
| [15:46.53] | G xi tian qu jing hou lai a sun wu kong si le fen bei ren pao kai le a? |
| [15:51.18] | shui pao kai le na ei xing le xing le xing le zhe shi er shuo qi lai hua chang xing le xing le xing |
| [15:54.80] | pang bian r chu du mo gu ni zhi dao me |
| [15:58.79] | Y hei nin zhe quan lian de shang zen me |
| [16:00.39] | G zhe duo ke le a shen me ke le a |
| [16:02.52] | dan dao fu hui shi ba hao hao hao |
| [16:04.55] | dong zou fu ling xia xing chuan |
| [16:09.12] | lu zi jing bai jiu yan pin qing sheng xian |
| [16:14.32] | na dan dai huang wen ba shu lai xia ya |
| [16:20.26] | ta xia zhi zai jing zhou di guan yu de bao zhang qian |
| [16:24.80] | you guan ping jie shu guan yu kan |
| [16:30.76] | na lang yan da hua xie zai le shang bian |
| [16:35.40] | shang xie zhe |
| [16:38.36] | lu su dun shou bai, |
| [16:41.18] | bai shang le ting hou hu jia qian, |
| [16:46.29] | wo zai jiang bian she bai xia yi xiao yan |
| [16:51.66] | na pin qing ting hou lai dao le wo zhe bian |
| [16:57.21] | ni ruo shi lai ni shi zhen jun zi |
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| [00:01.07] | G pō qián nǎ yī chǎng zhàn, sū liè tā dà zhàn luó chéng jiù bǎ jiāng jūn gěi luàn jiàn zǎn. |
| [00:16.14] | yán jūn niàn tā shì tiáo hǎo hàn, mìng tā zhè gè tuō zhào zhuǎn jiā yuán. |
| [00:33.09] | jiào guǐ zú kàn guò le yé de zhè gè huán hún pào a, fān shēn shàng le wǒ de zhè gè mǎ diāo ān. |
| [00:49.93] | guā qǐ le xuàn fēng ér lái de duō me kuài, lái dào le cháng ān chéng nà yuè guó gōng de fǔ mén qián. |
| [01:05.35] | lǐ gé lóng dì dòng |
| [01:13.65] | G xū zì ér, wǒ dī zhè gè tā dī nèi gè |
| [01:17.83] | Y , xū zì |
| [01:19.03] | G hēi, qiào pí zhè me dà de jiǎo ér, wén gé de shí hòu bù ràng chàng le, |
| [01:21.44] | Y zěn me |
| [01:22.56] | G gěi bǎ sào zhǒu sǎo dì qù. |
| [01:24.06] | Y hāi |
| [01:24.82] | G nèi tiān zhèng sǎo dì, zào fǎn pài lái le |
| [01:26.27] | Y |
| [01:27.13] | G bǎ tiáo zhǒu ná guò lái bié chàng le gěi nǐ zhè gè gěi zhāng zhǐ |
| [01:28.70] | Y zhè shì? |
| [01:31.10] | G' zhào zhe zhè zhǐ qù chàng, yī qiáo |
| [01:32.63] | Y shén me |
| [01:34.10] | G máo zhǔ xí shī cí,' zhōng shān fēng yǔ qǐ cāng huáng, bǎi wàn xióng shī guò dà jiāng'. |
| [01:38.08] | Y ràng chàng zhè gè |
| [01:42.34] | G chàng zhè gè yǐ hòu bù yòng sǎo dì le xiè xiè xiè xiè wǒ yí dìng hǎo hǎo chàng |
| [01:44.87] | Y hǎo hǎo |
| [01:46.24] | G zhōng shān zhè gè fēng yǔ qǐ cāng huáng, bǎi wàn nèi gè xióng shī zěn me néng gòu guò dà jiāng |
| [02:00.39] | Y méi guò qù |
| [02:01.10] | G huán gěi wǒ ba |
| [02:10.76] | |
| [02:16.43] | G dà huǒ yuàn yì tīng wǒ jiù duō shuō yì diǎn |
| [02:17.47] | Y shì a |
| [02:18.85] | G kě pà tài wǎn le méi chē |
| [02:20.07] | Y huí bù qù guān zhòng hǎn xǐng |
| [02:22.10] | G méi shì ér a? guān zhòng hǎn méi shì xíng |
| [02:24.60] | wǒ kàn yě yǒu nèi gè tí qián zǒu de péng yǒu men gǎn bù shàng chē le gǎn bù shàng chē le dé lei |
| [02:29.62] | dà huǒ wǒ zhè shì hái yǒu zhè me duō péng yǒu yuàn yì tīng yuàn yì tīng wǒ jiù duō shuō diǎn |
| [02:34.74] | hǎo ba? guān zhòng hǎn hǎo |
| [02:40.48] | G yú lǎo shī a shuō jù liáng xīn de huà duì wǒ de yè wù bāng zhù tè bié de dà |
| [02:43.93] | Y éi ya ā kě bù gǎn zhè me shuō |
| [02:45.42] | G ér qiě rén hòu dào bù gǎn bù gǎn huì guò rì zi |
| [02:47.54] | gāi huā qián de shí hòu jué duì jiù bù huā |
| [02:50.36] | Y nà dāng rán a? gāi huā bù huā a? |
| [02:53.77] | G yǒu shí hou yě huā fǎn zhèng shì bù gāi huā de jué bù huā |
| [02:56.67] | Y nà shi |
| [02:57.41] | G zài běi jīng tiān qiáo wǒ men yǎn chū |
| [02:59.55] | yú lǎo shī duì zì shēn hěn zhòng shì shì |
| [03:01.48] | wǒ dé duō huó xiē nián a wǒ dé shuō xiàng sheng a yú ròu bù chī ó bù chī yú zhǐ chī qīng cài |
| [03:06.69] | nèi tiān xià wán chǎng yǔ wǒ men jù cháng yuàn ér zhǎng le hǎo duō mó gū |
| [03:12.25] | Y nà bù jiào mó gū nà jiào gǒu niào tái zhī dào me |
| [03:15.78] | G gǒu niào tái wǒ hái kàn bu chū lái ma yǒu mó gū yě mó gū zhāi xià lái |
| [03:21.10] | xǐ gān jìng qiē chéng kuài ér jiè rén nà lú zi dùn ó wǒ chī zhè gè |
| [03:25.93] | gěi sǎo zi dǎ diàn huà jīn tiān wǎn shàng zá jiā bù kāi huǒ wǒ chī mó gū lái lái lái chī mó gū |
| [03:31.66] | G liǎng kǒu zi zuò nà ér děng zhe hòu tái wǒ yǒu yí gè tú dì zhè cì méi gēn lái yī xiǎo tú dì |
| [03:36.69] | dōng běi rén éi ya dà yé nǐ bié xiā chī zěn me zhè wán yì ér yǒu dú a |
| [03:44.30] | rén shuō chī dú mó gū róng yì chī chī huài le éi ya qù qù qù biān ér qù wǒ yī kǒu dōu bù gěi nǐ chī |
| [03:52.31] | hēng guǎn zhe me bǎ hái zi hōng zǒu le sǎo zi dí gū shuō de yǒu dào li |
| [04:01.30] | zán bié chī zhè gè chī huài le chī sǐ le zěn me bàn ? bú yào jǐn bú yào jǐn |
| [04:03.44] | jiē fāng duì guò ér yǎng zhe yī tiáo gǒu bǎ zhè gǒu piàn lái kuài yí kuài ér lái ràng tā xiān chī |
| [04:08.59] | tā chī wán méi shì ér zán zài chī ó zhè gǒu biajibiaji chī wán le chī wán huān bèng luàn tiào méi shì ér |
| [04:13.68] | kàn le bàn xiǎo shí dé bǎ gǒu fàng chū qù le |
| [04:16.92] | lái ba tā men liǎng kǒu zi zuò zhè ér pāng pāng pāng yī dùn chī gāng chī wán |
| [04:22.86] | wǒ zhè tú dì yòu jìn lái le dà yé gǒu sǐ le |
| [04:25.00] | Y a?! xiàn zài cái sǐ? |
| [04:29.28] | G liǎng kǒu zi hàn dū xià lái le a zhè zěn me bàn zhè gè zhè zěn me bàn |
| [04:32.26] | wǒ shuō bié ràng nǐ chī ba éi ya wǒ men lǎo jiā jìng zhè wán ér chī wán jìng sǐ rén zhī dào bù |
| [04:35.88] | nǐ tǔ ba nǐ shàng cè suǒ nǐ liǎ rén hē niào qù ba a hē niào jiù tǔ le éi ya |
| [04:42.49] | ā zhè zhēn tīng huà yī rén yī dà tǒng dūn dūn dūn zhēn bù shǎo hē hē wán lue quán tǔ chū lái le |
| [04:46.91] | tǔ gān jìng le éi yōu wǒ de tiān nà zǒng suàn huó guò lái le xiǎo zi guò lái āi |
| [04:53.06] | nà gǒu sǐ de shí hòu cǎn bù kě cǎn le dà kǎ chē kǎ jiù yā guò qù le bái hē le |
| [04:57.60] | |
| [05:09.42] | G xiàng sheng dōu shì biān de zhè shì zhēn de |
| [05:11.73] | Y méi tīng shuō guò quán shì biān de a |
| [05:15.06] | G tā zhè gè tā hé sǎo zi de shì shuō bù guò lái nǎ nà me xiē shì ér a |
| [05:18.60] | G tā fù qīn de shì ér jiù shǎo de duō wèi shí me ne |
| [05:22.96] | tā bà bà zhè rén shuō shí zài de bù ài chān huo zhè gè duì |
| [05:27.51] | hē gè jiǔ liáo gè tiān lǎo tou er fán dé huāng lǎo tou er hǎo jìng bù hào dòng |
| [05:32.53] | gēn gōng zuò yǒu guān xì kē xué jiā yán jiū kē xué de dào mù de |
| [05:37.08] | Y zhè shì kē xué jiā me zhè gè |
| [05:40.33] | G méi shì ér káng zhe tiě qiān jiù chū qù le |
| [05:42.60] | kàn shuí jiā fén kā chā kā chā kā chā gěi páo le páo le kàn yǒu hé shì de dōng xī ná chū lái |
| [05:47.40] | dūn zhe shěn yáng dào jiù qù mài qù |
| [05:50.38] | Y hǎo me tōu fén jué mù |
| [05:52.04] | G a nèi huì shàng hé běi shěng kàn jiàn yí gè páo kāi ā lǐ bian r yī jù sǐ shī yō bái gǔ le |
| [05:57.60] | lǎo fén le yāo lǐ xì zhe yī pí qún ér dì shàng fàng zhe yī gēn ér tiě gùn ér xiě zhe: rú yì jīn gū bàng |
| [06:04.10] | Y wǒ bà bà bǎ sūn hóu ér nèi fén gěi páo le |
| [06:11.18] | G tā bà bà kàn ? dà shī xiōng de fén |
| [06:15.80] | |
| [06:21.48] | Y bú shì zhè cóng nǎ ér lìn de a |
| [06:24.07] | G zǒng kàn diàn shì zǒng yǎn zhè gè a |
| [06:27.35] | Y diàn shì jù lǐ yǎn de zhè gè wǒ bà bà bù néng dǎ zhū bā jiè nà lìn a |
| [06:29.30] | G zhǐ zhe tā nǐ zhè pō hóu éi gēn tā men dōu méi guān xì shì ba |
| [06:36.24] | zhè shì zhēn de ma zhēn de jīn gū bàng néng dà dà dé ér dēng dà dé ér yō |
| [06:39.41] | dà dà dà tài dà le huò ná bù zǒu le xiǎo xiǎo xiǎo xiǎo éi |
| [06:50.84] | gēn zhēn shì de ná qǐ lái sāi ěr duǒ lǐ |
| [06:51.66] | Y éi wǒ bà bà jiù shì sūn hóu ér gǎn qíng |
| [06:56.44] | G dǎ nà biān ér cūn zhǎng lái le dài zhe hǎo xiē rén nǐ gàn shén me de? |
| [07:00.40] | nǐ gàn shén me dī? nǐ wā fén dī? méi yǒu dà shī xiōng zhè fén wǒ bù zhī dào |
| [07:06.88] | a? bǎ zhè gè jīn gū bàng nòng nǎ ér qù le bù zhī dào ná chū lái nǐ yào ná zǒu le gòu nǐ dǎo méi de zěn me |
| [07:13.40] | yǒu zhé nǐ xiǎng qù dà tong sǐ le |
| [07:17.99] | |
| [07:24.73] | |
| [07:30.57] | G duō kě lè |
| [07:32.16] | G dà huǒ ài tīng wǒ jiù ài shuō jiù shuō zhè gè |
| [07:36.16] | shuō shuí shuō bié rén ér rén jiā gào wǒ qù |
| [07:42.30] | wǒ zài shuō yí gè yú qiān ér de shì ér |
| [07:49.93] | Y yě jiù chōng wǒ lái |
| [07:53.84] | G shuō yí gè yú lǎo shī jié hūn bù jiǔ de shì ér |
| [07:56.06] | Y shén me shì ér? |
| [07:58.02] | G gāng jié hūn de shì ér dòng fáng huā zhú sǎo zi jiā yǒu qián huò jià zhuāng |
| [08:03.95] | shén me dōu yǒu qí zhōng yǒu yí gè zǐ tán de xiǎo hé ér tǐng jīng zhì ó |
| [08:07.22] | sì dào suǒ éi ya sǎo zi shuō le zán liǎng kǒu zi zhè gè hé ér nǐ bù xǔ dòng bù xǔ kàn nǐ dā yìng wǒ |
| [08:17.06] | éi dā yìng dā yìng dā yìng liǎng kǒu zǐ dōu bù xǔ kàn huā sān nián guò qù le zhè tiān jiù shèng tā zì jǐ |
| [08:22.73] | shōu shí pù dǐ bǎ zhè zhǎo chū lái le shén me a rén dōu yǒu hào qí zhī xīn dāng rán |
| [08:28.39] | wū lǐ méi rén ná gǎi zhuī kǎ kǎ kǎ dōu gěi qiào kāi le dǎ kāi yī qiáo shén me |
| [08:32.38] | lǐ bian r yǒu a wǔ qiān kuài qián yǒu sā jī dàn hāi |
| [08:39.88] | zhè shì shén me yì sī cún jī dàn bù zhí dàng a shì a cún sī fáng qián jiā lǐ qián tā guǎn zhe a |
| [08:44.16] | zhèng kàn zhe ne sǎo zi huí lái le yī tuī mén sì mù xiāng duì jiù hěn gān gà bù hǎo yì sī |
| [08:51.89] | jīn lián |
| [08:53.35] | Y wǒ xí fù ér jiào jīn lián a |
| [08:56.70] | G xiǎo pān |
| [08:59.15] | Y hái shì pān jīn lián ér a |
| [09:01.00] | G nèi gè.. qīn ài de duì bù qǐ nǐ a |
| [09:04.77] | wǒ shí yán le bǎ zhè dǎ kāi le dàn shì nǐ gěi wǒ shuō shí mǒ shì ér wǒ dōu bù wǎng xīn li qù |
| [09:11.10] | nǐ gēn wǒ shuō zěn me huí shì zěn me yǒu sā jī dàn hé wǔ qiān kuài qián a shí zài shì tài nèi shén me |
| [09:13.36] | hāi nǐ yào zhī dào wǒ jiù gào sù nǐ ba wǒ shuō zán zè wǒ gēn nǐ shuō ba wǒ duì bù qǐ nǐ |
| [09:24.28] | wǒ céng jīng yǒu guò wài yù yō a? zhè. yǒu yī cì wài yù wǒ jiù gē lǐ bian r yí gè jī dàn |
| [09:30.52] | sā sān jī dàn sān nián yǒu sān cì kě yǐ zhè wǔ qiān kuài qián nà? còu gòu yī jīn wǒ jiù mǎi qù |
| [09:37.19] | Y qù nǐ de |
| [09:43.50] | |
| [09:50.94] | |
| [09:54.96] | |
| [10:02.74] | G guāng shuō nǐ wǒ yě méi yì sī |
| [10:05.08] | Y wǒ qiáo zhe yě méi yì sī |
| [10:03.36] | |
| [10:29.83] | G jiǎng yí gè yú qiān lǎo shī xīn hūn bù jiǔ de gù shì yí gè xiǎo hé |
| [10:33.53] | Y hái jiǎng yī biàn nà |
| [10:34.37] | G tā men kàn bú jiàn |
| [10:35.12] | Y kàn bú jiàn zhè bù yě tīng jiàn le me |
| [10:36.98] | G dú mó gū nèi gè zhī dào ma |
| [10:40.71] | Y cóng yī biàn zhè kě shí jiān zhǎng le |
| [10:42.25] | G wǒ bǎ qù le |
| [10:43.93] | Y hǎo me |
| [10:45.99] | G wǒ men hòu tái zhèi xiē gè rén dōu tè bié hǎo wán ér nǐ kàn lǐ jīng |
| [10:52.47] | kě dào tā zhè ér le hā hā hā lǐ jīng shì wǒ shī dì éi |
| [10:56.37] | kuài bǎn xiàng sheng píng shū sān mén bào éi zài běi jīng zhè yī fàn ér chàng kuài bǎn shì hǎo de bù cuò ya |
| [11:03.20] | chēng tā shì běi jīng gài bāng de shǎo bāng zhǔ lǐ jīng jiù shì pí qì màn ào màn xìng zi pí qì màn zhè yě méi bàn fǎ |
| [11:11.51] | hòu tái zhè me xiē rén kāi chē a wǒ dōu zhǔ fù màn diǎn ér màn diǎn ér |
| [11:18.39] | wéi dú lǐ jīng kāi chē kuài diǎn r a, kuài diǎn r zhǔ fù tā kuài bié gěi rén dān wù shì ér ào tài màn |
| [11:28.81] | yǒu shí yī jìn mén mǎn liǎn dà hàn wǒ shuō zěn me yàng jīn tiān kāi de gòu kuài wǒ gēn rén biāo chē lái zhe |
| [11:32.05] | Y a zhè pí qì hái gēn rén biāo chē nà |
| [11:38.02] | G huò nǐ kě yǐ a nǐ dōu biāo chē le bù cuò a gēn shuí biāo chē a yī lún yǐ hēi |
| [11:43.00] | Y gēn lún yǐ sài pǎo |
| [11:49.97] | G wǒ shuō nǐ zhè gè wán yì ér nǐ yíng le nǐ yě bù lòu liǎn a shū le a hái shū le |
| [11:53.16] | nǐ kàn chē gěi tā jiù zāo jiàn wǒ shuō nǐ kāi duō shǎo a sān mài hēi sān mài |
| [12:05.71] | bǐ zǒu zhe kuài bù liǎo duō shǎo nǐ duǒ yǔ nǐ kuài zhe diǎn xíng àn zhe wǔ mài zhè me kāi hāi |
| [12:12.44] | wǒ bù huó zhe le zhè jiù bù huó zhe le wǒ huō chū qù le wǒ chū qù le cǎi yóu mén wǔ mài |
| [12:20.84] | ā pǎo gāo xìng ā tài cì jī le |
| [12:29.54] | wǒ dī mā yě fēng chí diàn chè a shén me fēng chí diàn chè a zhè bù jiù shì fēi ma hā hā hā wǔ mài jiù fēi a |
| [12:42.10] | kāi le shí fēn zhōng cǎi zhù le wǒ de mā a wǒ dé xiē huì ér wǒ zhè xīn dōu kuài bèng chū lái le! zhì yú ma |
| [12:53.52] | zuò lù yá zǐ shàng éi wǒ zhè chē ya jiù shì tài xiǎo wǒ yào yǒu qián wǒ mǎi yī dà chē huàn yī dà chē |
| [13:01.48] | lǎo tiān yé a gěi wǒ diǎn ér qián ba pā! zěn me le diào yī xiāng zi lái, lǐ biān dōu shì qián yī dá yī dá de huō |
| [13:07.08] | shǎ le wǒ de mā yě tài cì jī le zhè me xiē gè qián shì shì wǒ zhè bù guāng néng huàn chē hái néng qǔ gè xí fù |
| [13:19.41] | lǎo tiān nà gěi wǒ yī xí fù ér ba pā! shuāi xià yī měi nǚ lái wǒ de mā yō tài cì jī le cì jī |
| [13:28.91] | dǎ nà biān guò lái sì gè jǐng chá éi, zhè rén shì nǐ zhuàng sǐ de ma chē huò ya |
| [13:33.52] | |
| [13:38.17] | |
| [13:40.23] | hā hā hā hā hā hā |
| [13:45.37] | tài cì jī le |
| [13:48.75] | hǎo |
| [13:54.55] | zán men zhè rén hòu dào jiù hòu zài zhè dì r le hā hā hā |
| [13:57.77] | hǎo |
| [14:08.63] | G shén me tài píng gē cí a ào chàng yī shén me ne bái shé zhuàn a áng xíng bái shé zhuàn |
| [14:17.50] | éi bái shé zhuàn shì wǒ men yī chuán tǒng de jié mù chàng wán zhè gè jiù dào yuè dǐ le wǒ gū jì |
| [14:21.82] | Y hāi bié chàng wán a |
| [14:24.06] | G shuō xiàng sheng dōu dé huì zhè gè duì bú huì zhè gè bù suàn hǎo yǎn yuán |
| [14:26.66] | chàng jǐ jù áng |
| [14:29.65] | háng zhōu měi jǐng gài shì wú shuāng |
| [14:33.48] | xī hú àn qí huā yì cǎo sì jì qīng xiāng |
| [14:40.39] | zhè chūn yóu sū dī táo hóng liǔ lǜ |
| [14:46.90] | nà xià shǎng hé huā yìng mǎn le chí táng |
| [14:51.83] | zhè qiū guān míng yuè rú tóng bì shuǐ |
| [14:57.23] | dōng kàn ruì xuě pù mǎn le shān gāng |
| [15:03.25] | wǒ biǎo de shì é méi shān bái shé xià jiè |
| [15:08.57] | zài zhè shàng tiān nù nǎo le zhāng yù huáng |
| [15:13.77] | kě yǐ gǔ zhǎng le hāi |
| [15:20.64] | G gǔ gǔ zhǎng bú shì bù kě yǐ de zhè nián tou shuí yě qiú bù zháo shuí zài lái yī huí lái lái lái hā hā hā |
| [15:26.93] | Y jiù zhè me shuō huà |
| [15:28.98] | G hái tīng shén me dān dāo huì a dān dāo huì dān dāo huì a dà huǒ dōu zhī dào shì guān yún zhǎng de gù shì áng |
| [15:36.08] | guān yún zhǎng duì guān yǔ zhāng fēi liú bèi gē sā yí gè tóu kē zài dì shàng éi gēn zhe táng sēng nà |
| [15:44.89] | Y hēi zěn me lǎo yǒu táng sēng a |
| [15:46.53] | G xī tiān qǔ jīng hòu lái a sūn wù kōng sǐ le fén bèi rén páo kāi le a? |
| [15:51.18] | shuí páo kāi le nà éi xíng le xíng le xíng le zhè shì ér shuō qǐ lái huà cháng xíng le xíng le xíng |
| [15:54.80] | páng biān r chū dú mó gū nǐ zhī dào me |
| [15:58.79] | Y hēi nín zhè quán lián dé shàng zěn me |
| [16:00.39] | G zhè duō kě lè a shén me kě lè a |
| [16:02.52] | dān dāo fù huì shì ba hǎo hǎo hǎo |
| [16:04.55] | dōng zǒu fú líng xià xíng chuán |
| [16:09.12] | lǔ zǐ jìng bǎi jiǔ yàn pìn qǐng shèng xián |
| [16:14.32] | nà dǎn dài huáng wén bǎ shū lái xià ya |
| [16:20.26] | tā xià zhì zài jīng zhōu dī guān yǔ de bǎo zhàng qián |
| [16:24.80] | yǒu guān píng jiē shū guān yǔ kàn |
| [16:30.76] | nà lǎng yán dà huà xiě zài le shàng biān |
| [16:35.40] | shàng xiě zhe |
| [16:38.36] | lǔ sù dùn shǒu bài, |
| [16:41.18] | bài shàng le tíng hòu hǔ jià qián, |
| [16:46.29] | wǒ zài jiāng biān shè bǎi xià yī xiǎo yàn |
| [16:51.66] | nà pìn qǐng tíng hòu lái dào le wǒ zhè biān |
| [16:57.21] | nǐ ruò shì lái nǐ shì zhēn jūn zǐ |
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