| 郭：给大家隆重介绍一下，著名相声演员于谦 | |
| 于：不敢 | |
| 郭：好啊 | |
| 于：是吗 | |
| 郭：哪儿都好，台上，好，台下，人性，呸－－－真好啊 | |
| 于：我这是好吗这是 | |
| 郭：怎么了 | |
| 于：您这都啐上了 | |
| 郭：没有，刚才飞进来一蜻蜓－－你信吗 | |
| 于：飞进来一蜻蜓？飞进来一飞机也撞死你 | |
| 郭：为什么跟他这么逗呢？哥俩交情好 | |
| 于：有交情 | |
| 郭：就这一后台啊，都算上，连老带少啊，我们俩人关系最好 | |
| 于：对 | |
| 郭：是吗 | |
| 于：有交情吗 | |
| 郭：既是师兄弟，也是好朋友 | |
| 于：还是好朋友，对 | |
| 郭：跟别人可能就是周六周日剧场见面，跟他，一个礼拜不见不见的三四回 | |
| 于：哎，老得见 | |
| 郭：说打电话：喝酒去－你不去行吗 | |
| 于：聊天么 | |
| 郭：跟他去了，坐那喝，一喝就多。实话实说，一喝就多。 | |
| 于：我酒量不大 | |
| 郭：好！好！！ | |
| 于：喝多了还好？ | |
| 郭：宁学喝酒醉，不学下棋心 | |
| 于：这怎么讲？ | |
| 郭：喝酒都劝对方多喝，下棋，都憋着把对方赢了，对吗 | |
| 于：得动心眼 | |
| 郭：心歹 | |
| 于：对 | |
| 郭：这个，每次喝酒，基本上来说，都得喝多。他自己灌自己 | |
| 于：实诚人么 | |
| 郭：来。。喝一个。。来。。喝一个，净这个 | |
| 于：实诚 | |
| 郭：今年春天，那乐子都大了。我们俩出去喝酒去，北四环边上，有一个羊蝎子，都说那好啊。去了，喝吧，一会喝多了，完了呢－－－能说吗 | |
| 于：您没关系 | |
| 郭：漏酒 | |
| 于：怎么叫漏酒 | |
| 郭：喝完了他得出去方便一下 | |
| 于：那叫走肾 | |
| 郭：洗手间都满了，上外边吧，天也黑，外边都大雪地，都没人，他出去站在草地上，把夹克这拉锁一拉，哗－－－－尿完了，兹啦（拉锁声）回来了。回来还说呢：外边冷啊，我这腿嗖得慌－－ | |
| 于：不象话 | |
| 郭：当然我也喝多了 | |
| 于：啊？ | |
| 郭：他要送我我答应了，开车送我去。我要没喝多我敢让他送我吗。 | |
| 于：你喝得也不少 | |
| 郭：我坐在这边他开着车，开了70米自己纳闷，我这大灯怎么不亮呢？下车一看那，机器盖子掀着呢。 | |
| 于：嗨，全挡上了那个 | |
| 郭：我也劝他，这散热快 | |
| 于：有那么散热得么 | |
| 郭：哥俩好啊。为什么说哥俩好呢，人与人得交情，这个很主要。 | |
| 于：对！ | |
| 郭：今天的观众，好多都是朋友之间，有恋人之间，男朋友女朋友，也有的是普通朋友，有要好的哥 | |
| 们，我们拿您就当朋友。 | |
| 于：都是朋友么 | |
| 郭：别看我们在台上站着，跟您咱们身份一样。不管谁高谁低，没有。进了这屋，不管您是大企业家，银行家，哪个大老板，什么大画家大诗人，武术家，非洲哪个国家的娘娘，哪个部落的酋长 | |
| 于：人家不上这来 | |
| 郭：别管您是哪的，到这来咱们一概平等。 | |
| 于：对 | |
| 郭：台上也是，漫说我们不是著名演员，不是艺术家，不是角不是腕，就是个普通演员。就算我们是个著名演员吧，也该和您平起平坐。 | |
| 于：那是 | |
| 郭：谁不高谁，谁不低谁 | |
| 于：衣食父母 | |
| 郭：人活在世可以没有亲戚，不能没有朋友 | |
| 于：您这话对 | |
| 郭：当然了，朋友和朋友也不一样， | |
| 于：这还有区别吗 | |
| 郭：有的朋友之间是钩心斗角，互相利用 | |
| 于：那不好 | |
| 郭：还有的是狐朋狗友，吃吃喝喝都行，一叫“喝酒去”，都成 | |
| 于：酒肉朋友 | |
| 郭：打开门，呜－－－－风刮在脸上跟刀子似的 | |
| 于：冷啊 | |
| 郭：雨里夹着雪，落在地上说湿不湿，不湿又滑，顶着风往外走，手里举着报：81年北京晚报，看新闻哪，四人帮被粉碎了。 | |
| 于：什么新闻哪这是 | |
| 郭：有要的没有？ | |
| 于：没有 | |
| 郭：顺着河边往前走，顶着风。二环路上车水马龙，回头看万家灯火，天下之大哪里是我安身之所啊。死的心都有啊，一想起家里上有老下有小，等我卖了报给他们买吃的，我死都不能死啊。往前走吧。走着走着由打对过于谦来了。 | |
| 于：碰见我了 | |
| 郭：开着车。好车啊，全亚洲就一辆， | |
| 于：是啊？ | |
| 郭：您开着了。你是一个跨国集团的大老板 | |
| 于：有钱了 | |
| 郭：很远处开着这个车，突突突突。。。。。 | |
| 于：开一三蹦子来啊 | |
| 郭：比那个大 | |
| 于：大也是三蹦子啊 | |
| 郭：很好的车，黑色的商务车，前排就坐着驾驶员一个人， | |
| 于：对 | |
| 郭：你坐在后排很有身份哪。你那个方向盘跟别人都不一样 | |
| 于：怎么呢？ | |
| 郭：我们的方向盘都是园的，有一个胶皮套。你是纯银打造的 | |
| 于：哎呦 | |
| 郭：长的，两头弯下来，攥着，突突突。。。。 | |
| 于：还是三蹦子啊 | |
| 郭：德国机器， | |
| 于：嗨，哪的机器也是三轮的啊 | |
| 郭：来到我的跟前，一眼就瞧见我了，你吩咐司机：捏闸 | |
| 于：刹车都没有 | |
| 郭：车门一开，于谦噌就窜出来了，司机后边缆着你。。。 | |
| 于：这是司机出来遛狗来了 | |
| 郭：不是，你腰里带着个大金链子，140来斤哪 | |
| 于：我给自己带枷呢 | |
| 郭：司机在后边给你缆着。呵，站在我面前我睁不开眼了，珠光宝气这个人 | |
| 于：是啊 | |
| 郭：整个这个脑袋上啊，耳朵上带着大金圈，半斤一个。鼻子正中间带一个大银圈，嘴上打着这个珠子那个珠子，眼珠子抠了一个换金的 | |
| 于：啊？这不糟么这个 | |
| 郭：穿这身西装啊，没个三五万下不来啊 | |
| 于：那么贵啊 | |
| 郭：站在我跟前，看着我乐，哈哈哈哈。。我不敢说话啊 | |
| 于：吓着了 | |
| 郭：贫富悬殊太大了。我是一个什么人哪，要死都死不成的人哪。人家是什么人哪，站在我跟前我傻了，恍惚我看出来是于谦，我不敢说话啊 | |
| 于：不敢认了 | |
| 郭：张不开嘴啊。你打破了这个尴尬的局面 | |
| 于：我说什么啊 | |
| 郭：父亲，我。。 | |
| 于：你等会 | |
| 郭：父亲你好 | |
| 于：等等。。。没有这么贱的，我为了打破这尴尬局面我降一辈啊？不至于 | |
| 郭：小的时候咱们在一块玩，过家家。你小，我比你稍微大一点，你就为糟尽我管我叫父亲 | |
| 于：我这么糟尽人哪我？ | |
| 郭：就说这意思 | |
| 于：什么意思啊 | |
| 郭：父亲 | |
| 于：行了，别叫了，这么说就完了 | |
| 郭：还认识我吗？我说您恕我眼拙，您是？你说：哎呀，我是儿子啊。 | |
| 于：嗨，别往下论了啊，这小时候这么一说就完了 | |
| 郭：怕闹不清楚 | |
| 于：清楚啦 | |
| 郭：我认出来是你，我不敢认啊，我岁数也大了，眼也花了，不敢认啊。 | |
| 于：可不是么 | |
| 郭：您怎么了？咱们打小一块玩啊，现如今你怎么落魄了？我眼泪都下来了，把我自己的经历一说，你也很难过啊，哗－－－ | |
| 于：哭了 | |
| 郭：裤子就湿了 | |
| 于：那是尿了 | |
| 郭：泪如涌泉哪 | |
| 于：那也没流那么些的 | |
| 郭：很难过。你甭管了，有我在能让你吃亏吗，从怀里掏出支票本来，各位，什么人出来用支票本哪，于谦啊，掏出支票本，打裤子里边掏出一金笔来，钻石的尖儿，就这钻石，得半斤多。拿过来要给我开支票，哈－－－（哈笔尖） | |
| 于：金笔有日子没用了 | |
| 郭：（甩甩笔）哈－－哎，二字怎么写？ | |
| 于：文盲啊我是 | |
| 郭：写完了屁股后边扽出一串钥匙来，其中有个大戳子，当，撕下来：给你－－ | |
| 于：这是 | |
| 郭：拿过来一看一百万 | |
| 于：给你这么些钱 | |
| 郭：给我一百万，我不敢相信哪 | |
| 于：那是 | |
| 郭：举着这个我傻了：这是真的吗？这怎么可能是真的呢？ | |
| 于：不相信 | |
| 郭：我一把就把你的手抓过来，搁在我嘴里边，吭－－－ | |
| 于：干吗？ | |
| 郭：我看看是不是真的 | |
| 于：您咬我手看真假啊？ | |
| 郭：（装作拿着一截手指看）是真的。你也很高兴啊：是真的就好嘛。（举手，弯起一根手指表示少了一截） | |
| 于：嗨，实在不怎么样 | |
| 郭：捧着支票我在马路边是泪如涌泉哪。于老板开车门上车是扬长而去，突突突。。。 | |
| 于：还是这三蹦子 | |
| 郭：一股黑烟笼罩了你的德国车，我振臂高呼：孙长老，收了神通吧。 | |
| 于：瞧不见车了都 | |
| 郭：一贵一贱交情乃现 | |
| 于：哦，就这么讲 | |
| 郭：一死一生乃见交情 | |
| 于：这又是怎么回事呢？ | |
| 郭：还得拿咱俩作比喻 | |
| 于：啊，那比喻吧 | |
| 郭：说你吧，于谦，不过可不是今天说相声的于谦了 | |
| 于：我的身份是？ | |
| 郭：你是一个十八九岁的大小伙子 | |
| 于：年轻 | |
| 郭：刚上班，精神头也足，精气神也足，走到哪儿一看，呵，精神焕发。在家里边，晚上下了班，吃完饭，洗洗澡换换衣服，把头梳一梳，换上自己很喜欢的一套服装，小白裤子，白皮带 | |
| 于：精神 | |
| 郭：上边穿一件白衬衣，那年头兴这个 | |
| 于：一身白啊 | |
| 郭：要想俏一身孝，对吧 | |
| 于：对，那时候是这么说 | |
| 郭：大尖领子衬衣，后来不行都小领子，那会都兴大尖领子。喷了四斤香水， | |
| 于：论斤啊？ | |
| 郭：闻着身上跟偷吃羊屎似的 | |
| 于：喷着什么香水啊这个 | |
| 郭：打家出来，很高兴啊。街坊打招呼：哎，谦儿回来了，出去？啊，没事，出去耍流氓去。 | |
| 于：我耍流氓去啊 | |
| 郭：搞对象去 | |
| 于：搞对象也不叫耍流氓啊 | |
| 郭：青年男女搞对象么，出去了，打对过来一姑娘，没有这么好看的，太漂亮了，你站在后边高兴啊：小妞，给大爷笑一个。这姑娘一回头瞧见你，那时候这人封建啊，很轻蔑的看着你，拢了拢这四根头发啊。。 | |
| 于：活，您就说秃子就完了 | |
| 郭：你得意这样，另类啊，你有这想法，你愿意娶一个这样的女孩子，你娶她就算行为艺术 | |
| 于：什么行为艺术 | |
| 郭：很高兴：过来。。过来。。那女的看你一眼：逮流氓 | |
| 于：活 | |
| 郭：跑啊，变步拧腰，CHUA--快 | |
| 于：得跑啊 | |
| 郭：人家喊逮流氓呢，做贼心虚啊，跑吧。这事发生在劲松，三分钟，你到石景山了， | |
| 于：跑那么快？ | |
| 郭：蹲在马路中间歇会儿，哎呀。。哎呀。。。（吐舌头） | |
| 于：一看就是热了，象话吗 | |
| 郭：由打门头沟那边来了一辆救火车，消防队的车，由打你跟前腾就过去了，很愣啊，你吓坏了，往后头一躲。你很生气啊，太不象话了，哎，看不见了，拿手一摸，我这脑袋哪儿去了？ | |
| 于：撞上啦？ | |
| 郭：没有，没有，它给带走了 | |
| 于：好吗，还不如撞上呢 | |
| 郭：通县着火送通县去了 | |
| 于：脑袋啊 | |
| 郭：你一摸这脑袋没有了，你是一个很有个性的人，一赌气死了吧 | |
| 于：这是赌气的事吗 | |
| 郭：躺在马路当中了，一会市政的压道车开过来了，压的那平啊。。。 | |
| 于：您这解恨来了 | |
| 郭：压的奔儿平啊，转天大太阳天，晒，连晒三天，这人没了，人间蒸发。外地的车开到这纳闷：不让右拐，直行。 | |
| 于：都是那一身白闹的 | |
| 郭：大尖领子。 | |
| 于：明儿出门得换身衣服。 | |
| 郭：盼着吧，过了有一个多月，两个月，门头沟有农民赶着大马车上北京城送菜来，马车就停在啊你那个遗迹那个地方， | |
| 于：您就说停那就完了 | |
| 郭：马车放水 | |
| 于：马车还放水？ | |
| 郭：马放水。哗－－泡起来了 | |
| 于：我拿马尿泡起来了 | |
| 郭：都发起来了，这是个玩意这个 | |
| 于：什么玩意啊 | |
| 郭：报警吧，一会警察们都来了，这好玩这个，这谁啊这个，一翻口袋翻出来了，身份证，于谦，我正打着过啊，我说怎么了，我认识啊，我们好兄弟啊，我办这后事吧。这朋后事我来，找肇事的车辆，把这后事都弄完了上家送信去。这最难就是上家送信 | |
| 于：为什么 | |
| 郭：你想啊，上家里说去，你们家里没有别人，就是你跟你父亲两个人，老爷子89了，老来丧子大不幸，怎么跟老头说 | |
| 于：没法张嘴 | |
| 郭：儿子没了，保不齐一句话老爷子也完了， | |
| 于：那可不是么 | |
| 郭：就怕这个，我这个心哪登登打小鼓啊 | |
| 于：讲究方式方法 | |
| 郭：那也得去啊，接着窗户一瞧啊，我眼泪都快下来了 | |
| 于：惨哪 | |
| 郭：你好几个月没回来，老爷子孤身一人多可怜，这会正在屋里涮羊肉呢 | |
| 于：我爸爸缺心眼吧 | |
| 郭：这点着一个大炭锅子，这还一个电锅子 | |
| 于：俩锅子 | |
| 郭：羊肉片，肥牛，虾，鱼片，蟹棒，还有40来样青菜 | |
| 于：还挺全和 | |
| 郭：白酒，啤酒，红酒，黄酒，还有小菜，老头一个在屋里，拼了四张桌子，坐着吃。我腌心哪，老头当时精神还是不错的，满脸红光，89岁的人啊，就是满嘴的牙掉了，还剩一个牙，可是吃东西呢，还塞牙了， | |
| 于：剩一个牙还塞牙了？ | |
| 郭：他吃藕套眼里了 | |
| 于：呵－－－就这什么都吃就好不了 | |
| 郭：我赶紧进去了，我说：老爷子，吃饭哪 | |
| 于：别吃了 | |
| 郭：我是不得不来有事跟您说一下，于谦啊，让车轧死了，脑袋都裂了，剩身子跟地上压平了，拿马尿发起来了。讲究方式么 | |
| 于：这叫讲究方式啊，您惦记把老爷子也弄死是怎么着啊 | |
| 郭：你爸爸听完一咬牙一跺脚－－－－你把那虾递我 | |
| 于：嗨，没染我这茬 | |
| 郭：拿个杯，喝酒 | |
| 于：还喝哪 | |
| 郭：我说老爷子－－－别说话，倒一杯，来－－两只小蜜蜂啊，来到。。。。 | |
| 于：别划拳了 | |
| 郭：好诙谐 | |
| 于：什么诙谐啊，这死了都 | |
| 郭：喝完酒啊，老头说我累了，我谁一觉啊。我说我也躺会吧 | |
| 于：睡觉了，俩人 | |
| 郭：五点半吧，起来了，老头坐起来了，哎，你是说于谦死了吗？ | |
| 于：这才想起来 | |
| 郭：我说是，是有这么回事，人家抚恤金也拿来了，这是四百块钱您拿着 | |
| 于：这太少了吧 | |
| 郭：您点一点，老头看看：你拿200啊 | |
| 于：这还有回扣 | |
| 郭：有好事大伙都来着 | |
| 于：这什么好事啊这个 | |
| 郭：这是一死一生乃见交情 | |
| 于：这交情见的有点厉害 | |
| 郭：要说最了不起的，得说是托妻献子 | |
| 于：这怎么讲啊 | |
| 郭：托妻献子这个今天时间有限啊，咱们改天有机会在跟大伙念叨这个事啊 | |
| 于：别界啊，都说倒这了，这见交情得事您给大伙讲讲 | |
| 郭：你非得听啊 | |
| 于：这不明白啊您给说说 | |
| 郭：你要舍得死我就舍得埋 | |
| 于：干吗，这意思还得说我啊 | |
| 郭：没有，就事说事，说我！ | |
| 于：哦，这里还有您 | |
| 郭：哎，我可爱说这个了，我很激动啊，现在我很兴奋，各位，谢谢大家支持我们 | |
| 于：您讲，有您我就踏实了 | |
| 郭：可轮着我说这个了 | |
| 于：怎么回事啊这个 | |
| 郭：这个得从您说起来这个事情 | |
| 于：还得有我 | |
| 郭：你就不是今天得于谦了 | |
| 于：这回是？ | |
| 郭：75岁高龄 | |
| 于：哦，长年纪了 | |
| 郭：一个老艺术家，相声泰斗，相声权威，中国相声第一人 | |
| 于：没别人了 | |
| 郭：你每天准时在天桥乐门口摆摊说相声。 | |
| 于：我还摆摊说相声 | |
| 郭：活，每天观众呜泱呜泱的达10多个人之多 | |
| 于：那就是没几个人呢 | |
| 郭：爱听您相声，每天站在圈外头有一个人爱看您，西装革履，穿的很讲究，听好几天这天跟您说了 | |
| 于：说什么？ | |
| 郭：（带口音）于先生啊，听了您很多天了，很喜欢您讲的相声 | |
| 于：还南方人 | |
| 郭：我不是这里的人，我祖籍是广东，但是幼年的时候随我的父亲到南洋去发展，新加坡一带 | |
| 于：海外 | |
| 郭：对，这次出来特意到北京来看一看，我很喜欢咱们中国的传统艺术，希望能够把您请到新加坡去演出 | |
| 于：让我上那演？ | |
| 郭：每年呢是100万美金的年薪 | |
| 于：这可不少 | |
| 郭：一共是五年，您感不感兴趣啊 | |
| 于：哎呦，这太感兴趣了这个 | |
| 郭：一听这个你乐坏了，鼻涕泡都乐出来了，那个马路边一天能挣多少钱 | |
| 于：那是 | |
| 郭：救命星来了，好，我听您的，我去。丑话说在前面，只是您一个人去，不能带家属 | |
| 于：一个人? | |
| 郭：能答应吗？你一琢磨人家说这事，按说人家说的有道理，你带家属又多一份挑费， | |
| 于：又是钱哪 | |
| 郭：人家请的是你的演员，又不是请你的家属。可是这五年下来五百万这个诱惑力太大了 | |
| 于：得去啊 | |
| 郭：在去与不去之间，于谦心里头来回的折腾，尤其您这会是刚结婚 | |
| 于：等会吧，我75岁了刚结婚 | |
| 郭：你一生婚姻很坎坷，第一次结婚是9岁，父母包办， | |
| 于：怎么。。。 | |
| 郭：童养媳，小孩，娃娃亲 | |
| 于：那也不能天上一脚地下一脚啊 | |
| 郭：那会你9岁，你那个媳妇也不大，46 | |
| 于：这就不小了 | |
| 郭：没法过。后来这一生又结过2次婚，一个是跟你徒弟跑了，一个是本家给领回去了 | |
| 于：什么乱七八糟的 | |
| 郭：所以你一咬牙一跺脚一辈子没结婚，一直到75岁的时候，你遇到一个下岗的香港小姐 | |
| 于：这香港小姐还有下岗的 | |
| 郭：就是不要了，人家那边不让她干了，选新的了。 | |
| 于：哦 | |
| 郭：她下岗了，落在你手里了，两个人结了婚了。刚结婚，没3天，发生这个事了 | |
| 于：刚3天 | |
| 郭：你说怎么办吧，你是去你是不去 | |
| 于：舍不得 | |
| 郭：去的话这媳妇怎么办，不去吧舍不得这五百万。话说回来，真去的话这媳妇怎么办？整个中国三亲六顾一个亲戚没有，朋友也没有，而且在北京地区就我一个朋友，你说你这个媳妇托付给谁呀 | |
| 于：那我就托付给您吧 | |
| 郭：托付给我你乐意吗 | |
| 于：您还别客气，您说的我们家都没人了，我不托付给你我托付给谁去 | |
| 郭：话说的简单可不这么简单啊，她那个年纪我这个岁数，我这个岁数，舌头根子底下压死人，有会说的不会听的，跳进黄河洗不清，我得顾全（拍自己脸）这个 | |
| 于：您是顾脸面的人 | |
| 郭：就是啊 | |
| 于：那怎么办哪 | |
| 郭：你答应了，坐飞机走了，把你媳妇留给我了，我得管你啊 | |
| 于：怎么管 | |
| 郭：你们家住哪儿啊，劲松，挨着曲艺团啊，你这一生的为人，多少人憋着报仇呢。 | |
| 于：我得罪那么些人哪 | |
| 郭：我得管哪。我要是天天过来不现实，怎么办呢，想别得方法吧，在河北省固安啊，租了这么一个院子，前不着村后不着店，左边是坑右边是井，前边是坟地 | |
| 于：好，给我媳妇搁炮楼里边了 | |
| 郭：特别清净，弄个车，把你们家东西都拉过来，把嫂子接过来，您住这儿，门一锁，我赶紧回去。到时候定点我得来啊， | |
| 于：送东西 | |
| 郭：柴米油盐酱醋茶，谁管啊，都得我管 | |
| 于：您都得惦记着 | |
| 郭：开车来了，到这儿踩住了，把东西一样样弄出来，搁在台阶上，（拍门） | |
| 于：敲门 | |
| 郭：嫂子，米和油我弄来了，葱姜蒜也得了在箱子里头，还有菜和肉您赶紧搁冰箱里头，我走了 | |
| 于：哎，你给送进去，别走 | |
| 郭：走啦，我走啦（挤眉弄眼），走啦 | |
| 于：（用扇子打）走吧，你这说走不走怎么意思这是 | |
| 郭：怎么了，你打人干什么 | |
| 于：废话，你跟我媳妇这满脸跑眉毛这干吗呢这是 | |
| 郭：咱不能上屋里去啊 | |
| 于：您不得送进去吗 | |
| 郭：嗨呀，你毁我啊你呀，她那个年纪我这个岁数，我这个岁数，有会说的不会听的，舌头根子底下压死人，跳进黄河洗不清，我得顾全（拍自己脸）这个 | |
| 于：还是顾脸面啊 | |
| 郭：接常不短给过来送东西，天天花钱不计其数，这钱可没边啊 | |
| 于：那是，有置一家啊 | |
| 郭：光出不进啊这是，快到年底了，又来了，牛肉啊，鸡肉啊，鱼啊，这些个过年用得东西都搬来了，都搁在门口，完了拿出一信封来，里边有五千块钱，顺门缝扔进去，谁花钱（拍胸脯）我！ | |
| 于：怎么顺门缝 | |
| 郭：年节，她得花钱啊 | |
| 于：送进去啊 | |
| 郭：呵，她那个年纪我这个岁数，我这个岁数，有会说的不会听的，舌头根子底下压死人，跳进黄河洗不清，我得顾全（拍自己脸）这个 | |
| 于：好，您顾脸面 | |
| 郭：这将近一年了，我又一箱一箱往里搬，苹果，山楂，红果片，话梅，酸梅， | |
| 于：等会吧 | |
| 郭：青梅，奶粉，花钱无数 | |
| 于：您花这钱都活该，别往着捣腾酸的了，怎么意思这是 | |
| 郭：她要小食品啊。这都花钱无数，等着吧，年年花钱。到最后您来电话了，五年期满，该回来了 | |
| 于：我回来了 | |
| 郭：我得送信去啊，这回不能不去了吧 | |
| 于：得进去 | |
| 郭：到门口，把车停完了，来到这掏钥匙 | |
| 于：掏钥匙！？ | |
| 郭：哎呀，可累死我了。一进门啊，你媳妇那正给孩子喂奶呢 | |
| 于：都有孩子啦 | |
| 郭：把外衣托了，扔炕上，擦把脸，倒杯水， | |
| 于：他到不客气 | |
| 郭：坐在炕边上倚着那被垛，哎，小潘， | |
| 于：我媳妇姓潘 | |
| 郭：金莲 | |
| 于：我媳妇叫潘金莲 | |
| 郭：金莲，他来信了，说这两天就回来，你瞧这事怎么办吧。你媳妇局气：怎么办，反正事已经这样了，爱怎么着怎么着吧。 | |
| 于：她倒豁出去了 | |
| 郭：反正你们老爷们得事吧，我听你的。毒鼠强买完了 | |
| 于：这是局气啊这个，这是跟你局气了 | |
| 郭：别瞎说，她那个年纪我这个岁数，我这个岁数，有会说的不会听的，舌头根子底下压死人，跳进黄河洗不清，我得顾全（拍自己脸）这个 | |
| 于：您得顾全这个？您那这个还不如我这个呢（拍屁股）你行的什么事啊这叫 | |
| 郭：你说话我就不爱听，那是随便闹的吗。怎么办，要我亲命了，正说着，一推门，大儿子进来了， | |
| 于：啊 | |
| 郭：手里举一小牌，上边写个“让”字：爸爸您来了。呵－还叫爸爸，再叫爸爸出人命了就，我告诉你啊，就这两三天吧，弄你们回北京，咱家来一亲戚，长的脸跟包子似的，管他叫爸爸，喊对了，我给你买糖吃，说错了，把你撕吧撕吧喂鹰，知道么 | |
| 于：这么狠 | |
| 郭：怀抱那个别告诉了，那个小，不知道这个。行了，雇车吧，一车一车往回拉，又给你搁在劲松，房子也给你刷好了，东西也弄齐了，我上机场把你接来，坐在屋里吃饭。你坐正当中，点一火锅，弄好些个菜，，买的烤鸭，你媳妇坐边上，两边是孩子，我坐在下垂手，端起酒杯来，哈哈大乐，享不尽人间富贵，哎，这朋友你不得交吗 | |
| 于：得交 | |
| 郭：交！ | |
| 于：交，交你奶奶个孙子 | |
| 郭：怎么乐 | |
| 于：您这都不像人作得事了 | |
| 郭：谁说的 | |
| 于：您这都什么乱七八糟的 | |
| 郭：你这可不对啊 | |
| 于：我不对是你不对啊 | |
| 郭：这叫出言不逊 | |
| 于：什么出言不逊，你作的事在这呢 | |
| 郭：脏心烂肺 | |
| 于：我不是脏心烂肺 | |
| 郭：我可是为了你好 | |
| 于：你指不定为谁好呢 | |
| 郭：大伙可听明白了 | |
| 于：咱俩还朋友哪 | |
| 郭：我可没对不起你 | |
| 于：这就叫对不起我 | |
| 郭：你媳妇住固安我花的钱租的房子 | |
| 于：你活该你 | |
| 郭：我白天一天一天不进去 | |
| 于：对，你晚上还一晚一晚不出来呢，你跟我说这个，我还没找你呢我 | |
| 郭：好心当成驴肝肺啊 | |
| 于：你有什么好心啊 | |
| 郭：这叫不讲交情啊 | |
| 于：谁跟谁有交情啊 | |
| 郭：你走的时候都75了， | |
| 于：你管着管不着 | |
| 郭：你回来就80了 | |
| 于：没有你的事 | |
| 郭：你那么大岁数都赶上范振玉了 | |
| 于：你管不着 | |
| 郭：你没有孩子 | |
| 于：没孩子管你什么事啊 | |
| 郭：你老于家绝了根了 | |
| 于：跟你没关系 | |
| 郭：有朝一日，你死了你怎么办 | |
| 于：你少说这个 | |
| 郭：人家有儿子打幡你没有 | |
| 于：用不着你管 | |
| 郭：撑死了腿上粘俩贴饽饽喊俩狗把你拖出去 | |
| 于：那也没关系，用不着你 | |
| 郭：我是为了你着想 | |
| 于：你甭管 | |
| 郭：咱们天地良心，说瞎话灯灭我灭， | |
| 于：您甭说良心 | |
| 郭：那孩子是我的 | |
| 于：怎么意思？ | |
| 郭“（哭）那孩子是我的 | |
| 于：您的孩子？ | |
| 郭：你回来都八十了，你有那个心没那个力了，老于家断子绝孙就毁在你手上了，你冤枉我，哎，你这心可长在胳肢窝了，您这样作可对不起朋友 | |
| 于：哦，您的孩子 | |
| 郭：我亲生的儿子，我过继给你了 | |
| 于：嗨，没听清楚 | |
| 郭：你可冤死我了，我今死这就完了（撞桌子） | |
| 于：哎呦，郭先生，我错了，我错了 | |
| 郭：知道错了吗 | |
| 于：我错了 | |
| 郭：人不能这样啊，得讲天地良心 | |
| 于：是，您说太对了 | |
| 郭：那孩子是我的 | |
| 于：是您的 | |
| 郭：你媳妇生的 | |
| 于：还一样啊 |
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| guo: you yao de mei you? | |
| yu: mei you | |
| guo: shun zhe he bian wang qian zou, ding zhe feng. er huan lu shang che shui ma long, hui tou kan wan jia deng huo, tian xia zhi da na li shi wo an shen zhi suo a. si de xin dou you a, yi xiang qi jia li shang you lao xia you xiao, deng wo mai le bao gei ta men mai chi de, wo si dou bu neng si a. wang qian zou ba. zou zhe zou zhe you da dui guo yu qian lai le. | |
| yu: peng jian wo le | |
| guo: kai zhe che. hao che a, quan ya zhou jiu yi liang, | |
| yu: shi a? | |
| guo: nin kai zhe le. ni shi yi ge kua guo ji tuan de da lao ban | |
| yu: you qian le | |
| guo: hen yuan chu kai zhe zhe ge che, tu tu tu tu..... | |
| yu: kai yi san beng zi lai a | |
| guo: bi na ge da | |
| yu: da ye shi san beng zi a | |
| guo: hen hao de che, hei se de shang wu che, qian pai jiu zuo zhe jia shi yuan yi ge ren, | |
| yu: dui | |
| guo: ni zuo zai hou pai hen you shen fen na. ni na ge fang xiang pan gen bie ren dou bu yi yang | |
| yu: zen me ne? | |
| guo: wo men de fang xiang pan dou shi yuan de, you yi ge jiao pi tao. ni shi chun yin da zao de | |
| yu: ai you | |
| guo: zhang de, liang tou wan xia lai, zuan zhe, tu tu tu.... | |
| yu: hai shi san beng zi a | |
| guo: de guo ji qi, | |
| yu: hai, na de ji qi ye shi san lun de a | |
| guo: lai dao wo de gen qian, yi yan jiu qiao jian wo le, ni fen fu si ji: nie zha | |
| yu: sha che dou mei you | |
| guo: che men yi kai, yu qian ceng jiu cuan chu lai le, si ji hou bian lan zhe ni... | |
| yu: zhe shi si ji chu lai liu gou lai le | |
| guo: bu shi, ni yao li dai zhe ge da jin lian zi, 140 lai jin na | |
| yu: wo gei zi ji dai jia ne | |
| guo: si ji zai hou bian gei ni lan zhe. a, zhan zai wo mian qian wo zheng bu kai yan le, zhu guang bao qi zhe ge ren | |
| yu: shi a | |
| guo: zheng ge zhe ge nao dai shang a, er duo shang dai zhe da jin quan, ban jin yi ge. bi zi zheng zhong jian dai yi ge da yin quan, zui shang da zhe zhe ge zhu zi na ge zhu zi, yan zhu zi kou le yi ge huan jin de | |
| yu: a? zhe bu zao me zhe ge | |
| guo: chuan zhe shen xi zhuang a, mei ge san wu wan xia bu lai a | |
| yu: na me gui a | |
| guo: zhan zai wo gen qian, kan zhe wo le, ha ha ha ha.. wo bu gan shuo hua a | |
| yu: xia zhe le | |
| guo: pin fu xuan shu tai da le. wo shi yi ge shen me ren na, yao si dou si bu cheng de ren na. ren jia shi shen me ren na, zhan zai wo gen qian wo sha le, huang hu wo kan chu lai shi yu qian, wo bu gan shuo hua a | |
| yu: bu gan ren le | |
| guo: zhang bu kai zui a. ni da po le zhe ge gan ga de ju mian | |
| yu: wo shuo shi mo a | |
| guo: fu qin, wo.. | |
| yu: ni deng hui | |
| guo: fu qin ni hao | |
| yu: deng deng... mei you zhe me jian de, wo wei le da po zhe gan ga ju mian wo jiang yi bei a? bu zhi yu | |
| guo: xiao de shi hou zan men zai yi kuai wan, guo jia jia. ni xiao, wo bi ni shao wei da yi dian, ni jiu wei zao jin wo guan wo jiao fu qin | |
| yu: wo zhe me zao jin ren na wo? | |
| guo: jiu shuo zhe yi si | |
| yu: shen me yi si a | |
| guo: fu qin | |
| yu: xing le, bie jiao le, zhe me shuo jiu wan le | |
| guo: hai ren shi wo ma? wo shuo nin shu wo yan zhuo, nin shi? ni shuo: ai ya, wo shi er zi a. | |
| yu: hai, bie wang xia lun le a, zhe xiao shi hou zhe me yi shuo jiu wan le | |
| guo: pa nao bu qing chu | |
| yu: qing chu la | |
| guo: wo ren chu lai shi ni, wo bu gan ren a, wo sui shu ye da le, yan ye hua le, bu gan ren a. | |
| yu: ke bu shi me | |
| guo: nin zen me le? zan men da xiao yi kuai wan a, xian ru jin ni zen me luo tuo le? wo yan lei du xia lai le, ba wo zi ji de jing li yi shuo, ni ye hen nan guo a, hua | |
| yu: ku le | |
| guo: ku zi jiu shi le | |
| yu: na shi niao le | |
| guo: lei ru yong quan na | |
| yu: na ye mei liu na me xie de | |
| guo: hen nan guo. ni beng guan le, you wo zai neng rang ni chi kui ma, cong huai li tao chu zhi piao ben lai, ge wei, shen me ren chu lai yong zhi piao ben na, yu qian a, tao chu zhi piao ben, da ku zi li bian tao chu yi jin bi lai, zuan shi de jian er, jiu zhe zuan shi, de ban jin duo. na guo lai yao gei wo kai zhi piao, ha ha bi jian | |
| yu: jin bi you ri zi mei yong le | |
| guo: shuai shuai bi ha ai, er zi zen me xie? | |
| yu: wen mang a wo shi | |
| guo: xie wan le pi gu hou bian den chu yi chuan yao shi lai, qi zhong you ge da chuo zi, dang, si xia lai: gei ni | |
| yu: zhe shi | |
| guo: na guo lai yi kan yi bai wan | |
| yu: gei ni zhe me xie qian | |
| guo: gei wo yi bai wan, wo bu gan xiang xin na | |
| yu: na shi | |
| guo: ju zhe zhe ge wo sha le: zhe shi zhen de ma? zhe zen me ke neng shi zhen de ne? | |
| yu: bu xiang xin | |
| guo: wo yi ba jiu ba ni de shou zhua guo lai, ge zai wo zui li bian, keng | |
| yu: gan ma? | |
| guo: wo kan kan shi bu shi zhen de | |
| yu: nin yao wo shou kan zhen jia a? | |
| guo: zhuang zuo na zhe yi jie shou zhi kan shi zhen de. ni ye hen gao xing a: shi zhen de jiu hao ma. ju shou, wan qi yi gen shou zhi biao shi shao le yi jie | |
| yu: hai, shi zai bu zen me yang | |
| guo: peng zhe zhi piao wo zai ma lu bian shi lei ru yong quan na. yu lao ban kai che men shang che shi yang chang er qu, tu tu tu... | |
| yu: hai shi zhe san beng zi | |
| guo: yi gu hei yan long zhao le ni de de guo che, wo zhen bi gao hu: sun zhang lao, shou le shen tong ba. | |
| yu: qiao bu jian che le dou | |
| guo: yi gui yi jian jiao qing nai xian | |
| yu: o, jiu zhe me jiang | |
| guo: yi si yi sheng nai jian jiao qing | |
| yu: zhe you shi zen me hui shi ne? | |
| guo: hai de na zan lia zuo bi yu | |
| yu: a, na bi yu ba | |
| guo: shuo ni ba, yu qian, bu guo ke bu shi jin tian shuo xiang sheng de yu qian le | |
| yu: wo de shen fen shi? | |
| guo: ni shi yi ge shi ba jiu sui de da xiao huo zi | |
| yu: nian qing | |
| guo: gang shang ban, jing shen tou ye zu, jing qi shen ye zu, zou dao na er yi kan, a, jing shen huan fa. zai jia li bian, wan shang xia le ban, chi wan fan, xi xi zao huan huan yi fu, ba tou shu yi shu, huan shang zi ji hen xi huan de yi tao fu zhuang, xiao bai ku zi, bai pi dai | |
| yu: jing shen | |
| guo: shang bian chuan yi jian bai chen yi, na nian tou xing zhe ge | |
| yu: yi shen bai a | |
| guo: yao xiang qiao yi shen xiao, dui ba | |
| yu: dui, na shi hou shi zhe me shuo | |
| guo: da jian ling zi chen yi, hou lai bu xing du xiao ling zi, na hui dou xing da jian ling zi. pen le si jin xiang shui, | |
| yu: lun jin a? | |
| guo: wen zhe shen shang gen tou chi yang shi shi de | |
| yu: pen zhe shen me xiang shui a zhe ge | |
| guo: da jia chu lai, hen gao xing a. jie fang da zhao hu: ai, qian er hui lai le, chu qu? a, mei shi, chu qu shua liu mang qu. | |
| yu: wo shua liu mang qu a | |
| guo: gao dui xiang qu | |
| yu: gao dui xiang ye bu jiao shua liu mang a | |
| guo: qing nian nan nv gao dui xiang me, chu qu le, da dui guo lai yi gu niang, mei you zhe me hao kan de, tai piao liang le, ni zhan zai hou bian gao xing a: xiao niu, gei da ye xiao yi ge. zhe gu niang yi hui tou qiao jian ni, na shi hou zhe ren feng jian a, hen qing mie de kan zhe ni, long le long zhe si gen tou fa a.. | |
| yu: huo, nin jiu shuo tu zi jiu wan le | |
| guo: ni de yi zhe yang, ling lei a, ni you zhe xiang fa, ni yuan yi qu yi ge zhe yang de nv hai zi, ni qu ta jiu suan xing wei yi shu | |
| yu: shen me xing wei yi shu | |
| guo: hen gao xing: guo lai.. guo lai.. na nv de kan ni yi yan: dai liu mang | |
| yu: huo | |
| guo: pao a, bian bu ning yao, CHUA kuai | |
| yu: de pao a | |
| guo: ren jia han dai liu mang ne, zuo zei xin xu a, pao ba. zhe shi fa sheng zai jin song, san fen zhong, ni dao shi jing shan le, | |
| yu: pao na me kuai? | |
| guo: dun zai ma lu zhong jian xie hui er, ai ya.. ai ya... tu she tou | |
| yu: yi kan jiu shi re le, xiang hua ma | |
| guo: you da men tou gou na bian lai le yi liang jiu huo che, xiao fang dui de che, you da ni gen qian teng jiu guo qu le, hen leng a, ni xia huai le, wang hou tou yi duo. ni hen sheng qi a, tai bu xiang hua le, ai, kan bu jian le, na shou yi mo, wo zhe nao dai na er qu le? | |
| yu: zhuang shang la? | |
| guo: mei you, mei you, ta gei dai zou le | |
| yu: hao ma, hai bu ru zhuang shang ne | |
| guo: tong xian zhao huo song tong xian qu le | |
| yu: nao dai a | |
| guo: ni yi mo zhe nao dai mei you le, ni shi yi ge hen you ge xing de ren, yi du qi si le ba | |
| yu: zhe shi du qi de shi ma | |
| guo: tang zai ma lu dang zhong le, yi hui shi zheng de ya dao che kai guo lai le, ya de na ping a... | |
| yu: nin zhe jie hen lai le | |
| guo: ya de ben er ping a, zhuan tian da tai yang tian, shai, lian shai san tian, zhe ren mei le, ren jian zheng fa. wai di de che kai dao zhe na men: bu rang you guai, zhi xing. | |
| yu: dou shi na yi shen bai nao de | |
| guo: da jian ling zi. | |
| yu: ming er chu men de huan shen yi fu. | |
| guo: pan zhe ba, guo le you yi ge duo yue, liang ge yue, men tou gou you nong min gan zhe da ma che shang bei jing cheng song cai lai, ma che jiu ting zai a ni na ge yi ji na ge di fang, | |
| yu: nin jiu shuo ting na jiu wan le | |
| guo: ma che fang shui | |
| yu: ma che hai fang shui? | |
| guo: ma fang shui. hua pao qi lai le | |
| yu: wo na ma sui pao qi lai le | |
| guo: dou fa qi lai le, zhe shi ge wan yi zhe ge | |
| yu: shen me wan yi a | |
| guo: bao jing ba, yi hui jing cha men dou lai le, zhe hao wan zhe ge, zhe shui a zhe ge, yi fan kou dai fan chu lai le, shen fen zheng, yu qian, wo zheng da zhe guo a, wo shuo zen me le, wo ren shi a, wo men hao xiong di a, wo ban zhe hou shi ba. zhe peng hou shi wo lai, zhao zhao shi de che liang, ba zhe hou shi dou nong wan le shang jia song xin qu. zhe zui nan jiu shi shang jia song xin | |
| yu: wei shi me | |
| guo: ni xiang a, shang jia li shuo qu, ni men jia li mei you bie ren, jiu shi ni gen ni fu qin liang ge ren, lao ye zi 89 le, lao lai sang zi da bu xing, zen me gen lao tou shuo | |
| yu: mei fa zhang zui | |
| guo: er zi mei le, bao bu qi yi ju hua lao ye zi ye wan le, | |
| yu: na ke bu shi me | |
| guo: jiu pa zhe ge, wo zhe ge xin na deng deng da xiao gu a | |
| yu: jiang jiu fang shi fang fa | |
| guo: na ye de qu a, jie zhe chuang hu yi qiao a, wo yan lei dou kuai xia lai le | |
| yu: can na | |
| guo: ni hao ji ge yue mei hui lai, lao ye zi gu shen yi ren duo ke lian, zhe hui zheng zai wu li shuan yang rou ne | |
| yu: wo ba ba que xin yan ba | |
| guo: zhe dian zhao yi ge da tan guo zi, zhe hai yi ge dian guo zi | |
| yu: lia guo zi | |
| guo: yang rou pian, fei niu, xia, yu pian, xie bang, hai you 40 lai yang qing cai | |
| yu: hai ting quan he | |
| guo: bai jiu, pi jiu, hong jiu, huang jiu, hai you xiao cai, lao tou yi ge zai wu li, pin le si zhang zhuo zi, zuo zhe chi. wo yan xin na, lao tou dang shi jing shen hai shi bu cuo de, man lian hong guang, 89 sui de ren a, jiu shi man zui de ya diao le, hai sheng yi ge ya, ke shi chi dong xi ne, hai sai ya le, | |
| yu: sheng yi ge ya hai sai ya le? | |
| guo: ta chi ou tao yan li le | |
| yu: a jiu zhe shen me dou chi jiu hao bu liao | |
| guo: wo gan jin jin qu le, wo shuo: lao ye zi, chi fan na | |
| yu: bie chi le | |
| guo: wo shi bu de bu lai you shi gen nin shuo yi xia, yu qian a, rang che ya si le, nao dai dou lie le, sheng shen zi gen di shang ya ping le, na ma niao fa qi lai le. jiang jiu fang shi me | |
| yu: zhe jiao jiang jiu fang shi a, nin dian ji ba lao ye zi ye nong si shi zen me zhao a | |
| guo: ni ba ba ting wan yi yao ya yi duo jiao ni ba na xia di wo | |
| yu: hai, mei ran wo zhe cha | |
| guo: na ge bei, he jiu | |
| yu: hai he na | |
| guo: wo shuo lao ye zi bie shuo hua, dao yi bei, lai liang zhi xiao mi feng a, lai dao.... | |
| yu: bie hua quan le | |
| guo: hao hui xie | |
| yu: shen me hui xie a, zhe si le dou | |
| guo: he wan jiu a, lao tou shuo wo lei le, wo shui yi jiao a. wo shuo wo ye tang hui ba | |
| yu: shui jiao le, lia ren | |
| guo: wu dian ban ba, qi lai le, lao tou zuo qi lai le, ai, ni shi shuo yu qian si le ma? | |
| yu: zhe cai xiang qi lai | |
| guo: wo shuo shi, shi you zhe me hui shi, ren jia fu xu jin ye na lai le, zhe shi si bai kuai qian nin na zhe | |
| yu: zhe tai shao le ba | |
| guo: nin dian yi dian, lao tou kan kan: ni na 200 a | |
| yu: zhe hai you hui kou | |
| guo: you hao shi da huo dou lai zhe | |
| yu: zhe shen me hao shi a zhe ge | |
| guo: zhe shi yi si yi sheng nai jian jiao qing | |
| yu: zhe jiao qing jian de you dian li hai | |
| guo: yao shuo zui liao bu qi de, de shuo shi tuo qi xian zi | |
| yu: zhe zen me jiang a | |
| guo: tuo qi xian zi zhe ge jin tian shi jian you xian a, zan men gai tian you ji hui zai gen da huo nian dao zhe ge shi a | |
| yu: bie jie a, dou shuo dao zhe le, zhe jian jiao qing de shi nin gei da huo jiang jiang | |
| guo: ni fei dei ting a | |
| yu: zhe bu ming bai a nin gei shuo shuo | |
| guo: ni yao she de si wo jiu she de mai | |
| yu: gan ma, zhe yi si hai de shuo wo a | |
| guo: mei you, jiu shi shuo shi, shuo wo! | |
| yu: o, zhe li hai you nin | |
| guo: ai, wo ke ai shuo zhe ge le, wo hen ji dong a, xian zai wo hen xing fen, ge wei, xie xie da jia zhi chi wo men | |
| yu: nin jiang, you nin wo jiu ta shi le | |
| guo: ke lun zhe wo shuo zhe ge le | |
| yu: zen me hui shi a zhe ge | |
| guo: zhe ge de cong nin shuo qi lai zhe ge shi qing | |
| yu: hai de you wo | |
| guo: ni jiu bu shi jin tian de yu qian le | |
| yu: zhe hui shi? | |
| guo: 75 sui gao ling | |
| yu: o, chang nian ji le | |
| guo: yi ge lao yi shu jia, xiang sheng tai dou, xiang sheng quan wei, zhong guo xiang sheng di yi ren | |
| yu: mei bie ren le | |
| guo: ni mei tian zhun shi zai tian qiao le men kou bai tan shuo xiang sheng. | |
| yu: wo hai bai tan shuo xiang sheng | |
| guo: huo, mei tian guan zhong wu yang wu yang de da 10 duo ge ren zhi duo | |
| yu: na jiu shi mei ji ge ren ne | |
| guo: ai ting nin xiang sheng, mei tian zhan zai quan wai tou you yi ge ren ai kan nin, xi zhuang ge lv, chuan de hen jiang jiu, ting hao ji tian zhe tian gen nin shuo le | |
| yu: shuo shi mo? | |
| guo: dai kou yin yu xian sheng a, ting le nin hen duo tian le, hen xi huan nin jiang de xiang sheng | |
| yu: hai nan fang ren | |
| guo: wo bu shi zhe li de ren, wo zu ji shi guang dong, dan shi you nian de shi hou sui wo de fu qin dao nan yang qu fa zhan, xin jia po yi dai | |
| yu: hai wai | |
| guo: dui, zhe ci chu lai te yi dao bei jing lai kan yi kan, wo hen xi huan zan men zhong guo de chuan tong yi shu, xi wang neng gou ba nin qing dao xin jia po qu yan chu | |
| yu: rang wo shang na yan? | |
| guo: mei nian ne shi 100 wan mei jin de nian xin | |
| yu: zhe ke bu shao | |
| guo: yi gong shi wu nian, nin gan bu gan xing qu a | |
| yu: ai you, zhe tai gan xing qu le zhe ge | |
| guo: yi ting zhe ge ni le huai le, bi ti pao dou le chu lai le, na ge ma lu bian yi tian neng zheng duo shao qian | |
| yu: na shi | |
| guo: jiu ming xing lai le, hao, wo ting nin de, wo qu. chou hua shuo zai qian mian, zhi shi nin yi ge ren qu, bu neng dai jia shu | |
| yu: yi ge ren? | |
| guo: neng da ying ma? ni yi zuo mo ren jia shuo zhe shi, an shuo ren jia shuo de you dao li, ni dai jia shu you duo yi fen tiao fei, | |
| yu: you shi qian na | |
| guo: ren jia qing de shi ni de yan yuan, you bu shi qing ni de jia shu. ke shi zhe wu nian xia lai wu bai wan zhe ge you huo li tai da le | |
| yu: de qu a | |
| guo: zai qu yu bu qu zhi jian, yu qian xin li tou lai hui de zhe teng, you qi nin zhe hui shi gang jie hun | |
| yu: deng hui ba, wo 75 sui le gang jie hun | |
| guo: ni yi sheng hun yin hen kan ke, di yi ci jie hun shi 9 sui, fu mu bao ban, | |
| yu: zen me... | |
| guo: tong yang xi, xiao hai, wa wa qin | |
| yu: na ye bu neng tian shang yi jiao di xia yi jiao a | |
| guo: na hui ni 9 sui, ni na ge xi fu ye bu da, 46 | |
| yu: zhe jiu bu xiao le | |
| guo: mei fa guo. hou lai zhe yi sheng you jie guo 2 ci hun, yi ge shi gen ni tu di pao le, yi ge shi ben jia gei ling hui qu le | |
| yu: shen me luan qi ba zao de | |
| guo: suo yi ni yi yao ya yi duo jiao yi bei zi mei jie hun, yi zhi dao 75 sui de shi hou, ni yu dao yi ge xia gang de xiang gang xiao jie | |
| yu: zhe xiang gang xiao jie hai you xia gang de | |
| guo: jiu shi bu yao le, ren jia na bian bu rang ta gan le, xuan xin de le. | |
| yu: o | |
| guo: ta xia gang le, luo zai ni shou li le, liang ge ren jie le hun le. gang jie hun, mei 3 tian, fa sheng zhe ge shi le | |
| yu: gang 3 tian | |
| guo: ni shuo zen me ban ba, ni shi qu ni shi bu qu | |
| yu: she bu de | |
| guo: qu de hua zhe xi fu zen me ban, bu qu ba she bu de zhe wu bai wan. hua shuo hui lai, zhen qu de hua zhe xi fu zen me ban? zheng ge zhong guo san qin liu gu yi ge qin qi mei you, peng you ye mei you, er qie zai bei jing di qu jiu wo yi ge peng you, ni shuo ni zhe ge xi fu tuo fu gei shui ya | |
| yu: na wo jiu tuo fu gei nin ba | |
| guo: tuo fu gei wo ni le yi ma | |
| yu: nin hai bie ke qi, nin shuo de wo men jia dou mei ren le, wo bu tuo fu gei ni wo tuo fu gei shui qu | |
| guo: hua shuo de jian dan ke bu zhe me jian dan a, ta na ge nian ji wo zhe ge sui shu, wo zhe ge sui shu, she tou gen zi di xia ya si ren, you hui shuo de bu hui ting de, tiao jin huang he xi bu qing, wo de gu quan pai zi ji lian zhe ge | |
| yu: nin shi gu lian mian di ren | |
| guo: jiu shi a | |
| yu: na zen me ban na | |
| guo: ni da ying le, zuo fei ji zou le, ba ni xi fu liu gei wo le, wo de guan ni a | |
| yu: zen me guan | |
| guo: ni men jia zhu na er a, jin song, ai zhe qu yi tuan a, ni zhe yi sheng de wei ren, duo shao ren bie zhe bao chou ne. | |
| yu: wo de zui na me xie ren na | |
| guo: wo de guan na. wo yao shi tian tian guo lai bu xian shi, zen me ban ne, xiang bie de fang fa ba, zai he bei sheng gu an a, zu le zhe me yi ge yuan zi, qian bu zhao cun hou bu zhao dian, zuo bian shi keng you bian shi jing, qian bian shi fen di | |
| yu: hao, gei wo xi fu ge pao lou li bian le | |
| guo: te bie qing jing, nong ge che, ba ni men jia dong xi dou la guo lai, ba sao zi jie guo lai, nin zhu zhe er, men yi suo, wo gan jin hui qu. dao shi hou ding dian wo de lai a, | |
| yu: song dong xi | |
| guo: chai mi you yan jiang cu cha, shui guan a, dou de wo guan | |
| yu: nin dou de dian ji zhe | |
| guo: kai che lai le, dao zhe er cai zhu le, ba dong xi yi yang yang nong chu lai, ge zai tai jie shang, pai men | |
| yu: qiao men | |
| guo: sao zi, mi he you wo nong lai le, cong jiang suan ye de le zai xiang zi li tou, hai you cai he rou nin gan jin ge bing xiang li tou, wo zou le | |
| yu: ai, ni gei song jin qu, bie zou | |
| guo: zou la, wo zou la ji mei nong yan, zou la | |
| yu: yong shan zi da zou ba, ni zhe shuo zou bu zou zen me yi si zhe shi | |
| guo: zen me le, ni da ren gan shen me | |
| yu: fei hua, ni gen wo xi fu zhe man lian pao mei mao zhe gan ma ne zhe shi | |
| guo: zan bu neng shang wu li qu a | |
| yu: nin bu de song jin qu ma | |
| guo: hai ya, ni hui wo a ni ya, ta na ge nian ji wo zhe ge sui shu, wo zhe ge sui shu, you hui shuo de bu hui ting de, she tou gen zi di xia ya si ren, tiao jin huang he xi bu qing, wo de gu quan pai zi ji lian zhe ge | |
| yu: hai shi gu lian mian a | |
| guo: jie chang bu duan gei guo lai song dong xi, tian tian hua qian bu ji qi shu, zhe qian ke mei bian a | |
| yu: na shi, you zhi yi jia a | |
| guo: guang chu bu jin a zhe shi, kuai dao nian di le, you lai le, niu rou a, ji rou a, yu a, zhei xie ge guo nian yong de dong xi dou ban lai le, dou ge zai men kou, wan le na chu yi xin feng lai, li bian you wu qian kuai qian, shun men feng reng jin qu, shui hua qian pai xiong pu wo! | |
| yu: zen me shun men feng | |
| guo: nian jie, ta de hua qian a | |
| yu: song jin qu a | |
| guo: a, ta na ge nian ji wo zhe ge sui shu, wo zhe ge sui shu, you hui shuo de bu hui ting de, she tou gen zi di xia ya si ren, tiao jin huang he xi bu qing, wo de gu quan pai zi ji lian zhe ge | |
| yu: hao, nin gu lian mian | |
| guo: zhe jiang jin yi nian le, wo you yi xiang yi xiang wang li ban, ping guo, shan zha, hong guo pian, hua mei, suan mei, | |
| yu: deng hui ba | |
| guo: qing mei, nai fen, hua qian wu shu | |
| yu: nin hua zhe qian dou huo gai, bie wang zhe dao teng suan de le, zen me yi si zhe shi | |
| guo: ta yao xiao shi pin a. zhe dou hua qian wu shu, deng zhe ba, nian nian hua qian. dao zui hou nin lai dian hua le, wu nian qi man, gai hui lai le | |
| yu: wo hui lai le | |
| guo: wo de song xin qu a, zhe hui bu neng bu qu le ba | |
| yu: de jin qu | |
| guo: dao men kou, ba che ting wan le, lai dao zhe tao yao shi | |
| yu: tao yao shi!? | |
| guo: ai ya, ke lei si wo le. yi jin men a, ni xi fu na zheng gei hai zi wei nai ne | |
| yu: dou you hai zi la | |
| guo: ba wai yi tuo le, reng kang shang, ca ba lian, dao bei shui, | |
| yu: ta dao bu ke qi | |
| guo: zuo zai kang bian shang yi zhe na bei duo, ai, xiao pan, | |
| yu: wo xi fu xing pan | |
| guo: jin lian | |
| yu: wo xi fu jiao pan jin lian | |
| guo: jin lian, ta lai xin le, shuo zhe liang tian jiu hui lai, ni qiao zhe shi zen me ban ba. ni xi fu ju qi: zen me ban, fan zheng shi yi jing zhe yang le, ai zen me zhao zen me zhao ba. | |
| yu: ta dao huo chu qu le | |
| guo: fan zheng ni men lao ye men de shi ba, wo ting ni de. du shu qiang mai wan le | |
| yu: zhe shi ju qi a zhe ge, zhe shi gen ni ju qi le | |
| guo: bie xia shuo, ta na ge nian ji wo zhe ge sui shu, wo zhe ge sui shu, you hui shuo de bu hui ting de, she tou gen zi di xia ya si ren, tiao jin huang he xi bu qing, wo de gu quan pai zi ji lian zhe ge | |
| yu: nin de gu quan zhe ge? nin na zhe ge hai bu ru wo zhe ge ne pai pi gu ni xing de shen me shi a zhe jiao | |
| guo: ni shuo hua wo jiu bu ai ting, na shi sui bian nao de ma. zen me ban, yao wo qin ming le, zheng shuo zhe, yi tui men, da er zi jin lai le, | |
| yu: a | |
| guo: shou li ju yi xiao pai, shang bian xie ge" rang" zi: ba ba nin lai le. a hai jiao ba ba, zai jiao ba ba chu ren ming le jiu, wo gao su ni a, jiu zhe liang san tian ba, nong ni men hui bei jing, za jia lai yi qin qi, zhang de lian gen bao zi shi de, guan ta jiao ba ba, han dui le, wo gei ni mai tang chi, shuo cuo le, ba ni si ba si ba wei ying, zhi dao me | |
| yu: zhe me hen | |
| guo: huai bao na ge bie gao su le, na ge xiao, bu zhi dao zhe ge. xing le, gu che ba, yi che yi che wang hui la, you gei ni ge zai jin song, fang zi ye gei ni shua hao le, dong xi ye nong qi le, wo shang ji chang ba ni jie lai, zuo zai wu li chi fan. ni zuo zheng dang zhong, dian yi huo guo, nong hao xie ge cai,, mai de kao ya, ni xi fu zuo bian shang, liang bian shi hai zi, wo zuo zai xia chui shou, duan qi jiu bei lai, ha ha da le, xiang bu jin ren jian fu gui, ai, zhe peng you ni bu de jiao ma | |
| yu: de jiao | |
| guo: jiao! | |
| yu: jiao, jiao ni nai nai ge sun zi | |
| guo: zen me le | |
| yu: nin zhe dou bu xiang ren zuo de shi le | |
| guo: shui shuo de | |
| yu: nin zhe dou shen me luan qi ba zao de | |
| guo: ni zhe ke bu dui a | |
| yu: wo bu dui shi ni bu dui a | |
| guo: zhe jiao chu yan bu xun | |
| yu: shen me chu yan bu xun, ni zuo de shi zai zhe ne | |
| guo: zang xin lan fei | |
| yu: wo bu shi zang xin lan fei | |
| guo: wo ke shi wei le ni hao | |
| yu: ni zhi bu ding wei shui hao ne | |
| guo: da huo ke ting ming bai le | |
| yu: zan lia hai peng you na | |
| guo: wo ke mei dui bu qi ni | |
| yu: zhe jiu jiao dui bu qi wo | |
| guo: ni xi fu zhu gu an wo hua de qian zu de fang zi | |
| yu: ni huo gai ni | |
| guo: wo bai tian yi tian yi tian bu jin qu | |
| yu: dui, ni wan shang hai yi wan yi wan bu chu lai ne, ni gen wo shuo zhe ge, wo hai mei zhao ni ne wo | |
| guo: hao xin dang cheng lv gan fei a | |
| yu: ni you shen me hao xin a | |
| guo: zhe jiao bu jiang jiao qing a | |
| yu: shui gen shui you jiao qing a | |
| guo: ni zou de shi hou dou 75 le, | |
| yu: ni guan zhe guan bu zhao | |
| guo: ni hui lai jiu 80 le | |
| yu: mei you ni de shi | |
| guo: ni na me da sui shu dou gan shang fan zhen yu le | |
| yu: ni guan bu zhao | |
| guo: ni mei you hai zi | |
| yu: mei hai zi guan ni shen me shi a | |
| guo: ni lao yu jia jue le gen le | |
| yu: gen ni mei guan xi | |
| guo: you zhao yi ri, ni si le ni zen me ban | |
| yu: ni shao shuo zhe ge | |
| guo: ren jia you er zi da fan ni mei you | |
| yu: yong bu zhao ni guan | |
| guo: cheng si le tui shang zhan lia tie bo bo han lia gou ba ni tuo chu qu | |
| yu: na ye mei guan xi, yong bu zhao ni | |
| guo: wo shi wei le ni zhuo xiang | |
| yu: ni beng guan | |
| guo: zan men tian di liang xin, shuo xia hua deng mie wo mie, | |
| yu: nin beng shuo liang xin | |
| guo: na hai zi shi wo de | |
| yu: zen me yi si? | |
| guo" ku na hai zi shi wo de | |
| yu: nin de hai zi? | |
| guo: ni hui lai dou ba shi le, ni you na ge xin mei na ge li le, lao yu jia duan zi jue sun jiu hui zai ni shou shang le, ni yuan wang wo, ai, ni zhe xin ke zhang zai ge zhi wo le, nin zhe yang zuo ke dui bu qi peng you | |
| yu: o, nin de hai zi | |
| guo: wo qin sheng de er zi, wo guo ji gei ni le | |
| yu: hai, mei ting qing chu | |
| guo: ni ke yuan si wo le, wo jin si zhe jiu wan le zhuang zhuo zi | |
| yu: ai you, guo xian sheng, wo cuo le, wo cuo le | |
| guo: zhi dao cuo le ma | |
| yu: wo cuo le | |
| guo: ren bu neng zhe yang a, de jiang tian di liang xin | |
| yu: shi, nin shuo tai dui le | |
| guo: na hai zi shi wo de | |
| yu: shi nin de | |
| guo: ni xi fu sheng de | |
| yu: hai yi yang a |
| guō: gěi dà jiā lóng zhòng jiè shào yī xià, zhù míng xiàng sheng yǎn yuán yú qiān | |
| yú: bù gǎn | |
| guō: hǎo a | |
| yú: shì ma | |
| guō: nǎ ér dōu hǎo, tái shàng, hǎo, tái xià, rén xìng, pēi zhēn hǎo a | |
| yú: wǒ zhè shì hǎo ma zhè shì | |
| guō: zěn me le | |
| yú: nín zhè dōu cuì shàng le | |
| guō: méi yǒu, gāng cái fēi jìn lái yī qīng tíng nǐ xìn ma | |
| yú: fēi jìn lái yī qīng tíng? fēi jìn lái yī fēi jī yě zhuàng sǐ nǐ | |
| guō: wèi shí me gēn tā zhè me dòu ne? gē liǎ jiāo qíng hǎo | |
| yú: yǒu jiāo qíng | |
| guō: jiù zhè yī hòu tái a, dōu suàn shàng, lián lǎo dài shǎo a, wǒ men liǎ rén guān xì zuì hǎo | |
| yú: duì | |
| guō: shì ma | |
| yú: yǒu jiāo qíng ma | |
| guō: jì shì shī xiōng dì, yě shì hǎo péng you | |
| yú: hái shì hǎo péng you, duì | |
| guō: gēn bié rén kě néng jiù shì zhōu liù zhōu rì jù chǎng jiàn miàn, gēn tā, yí gè lǐ bài bú jiàn bú jiàn de sān sì huí | |
| yú: āi, lǎo dé jiàn | |
| guō: shuō dǎ diàn huà: hē jiǔ qù nǐ bù qù xíng ma | |
| yú: liáo tiān me | |
| guō: gēn tā qù le, zuò nà hē, yī hē jiù duō. shí huà shí shuō, yī hē jiù duō. | |
| yú: wǒ jiǔ liàng bù dà | |
| guō: hǎo! hǎo!! | |
| yú: hē duō le hái hǎo? | |
| guō: níng xué hē jiǔ zuì, bù xué xià qí xīn | |
| yú: zhè zěn me jiǎng? | |
| guō: hē jiǔ dōu quàn duì fāng duō hē, xià qí, dōu biē zhe bǎ duì fāng yíng le, duì ma | |
| yú: dé dòng xīn yǎn | |
| guō: xīn dǎi | |
| yú: duì | |
| guō: zhè gè, měi cì hē jiǔ, jī běn shàng lái shuō, dōu dé hē duō. tā zì jǐ guàn zì jǐ | |
| yú: shí chéng rén me | |
| guō: lái.. hē yí gè.. lái.. hē yí gè, jìng zhè gè | |
| yú: shí chéng | |
| guō: jīn nián chūn tiān, nà lè zǐ dōu dà le. wǒ men liǎ chū qù hē jiǔ qù, běi sì huán biān shàng, yǒu yí gè yáng xiē zǐ, dōu shuō nà hǎo a. qù le, hē ba, yī huì hē duō le, wán le ne néng shuō ma | |
| yú: nín méi guān xì | |
| guō: lòu jiǔ | |
| yú: zěn me jiào lòu jiǔ | |
| guō: hē wán le tā dé chū qù fāng biàn yī xià | |
| yú: nà jiào zǒu shèn | |
| guō: xǐ shǒu jiān dōu mǎn le, shàng wài biān ba, tiān yě hēi, wài biān dōu dà xuě dì, dōu méi rén, tā chū qù zhàn zài cǎo dì shàng, bǎ jiá kè zhè lā suǒ yī lā, huā niào wán le, zī la lā suǒ shēng huí lái le. huí lái huán shuō ne: wài biān lěng a, wǒ zhè tuǐ sōu dé huāng | |
| yú: bù xiàng huà | |
| guō: dāng rán wǒ yě hē duō le | |
| yú: a? | |
| guō: tā yào sòng wǒ wǒ dā yìng le, kāi chē sòng wǒ qù. wǒ yào méi hē duō wǒ gǎn ràng tā sòng wǒ ma. | |
| yú: nǐ hē de yě bù shǎo | |
| guō: wǒ zuò zài zhè biān tā kāi zhe chē, kāi le 70 mǐ zì jǐ nà mèn, wǒ zhè dà dēng zěn me bù liàng ne? xià chē yī kàn nà, jī qì gài zi xiān zhe ne. | |
| yú: hāi, quán dǎng shàng le nà gè | |
| guō: wǒ yě quàn tā, zhè sàn rè kuài | |
| yú: yǒu nà me sàn rè dé me | |
| guō: gē liǎ hǎo a. wèi shí me shuō gē liǎ hǎo ne, rén yú rén dé jiāo qíng, zhè gè hěn zhǔ yào. | |
| yú: duì! | |
| guō: jīn tiān de guān zhòng, hǎo duō dōu shì péng yǒu zhī jiān, yǒu liàn rén zhī jiān, nán péng yǒu nǚ péng yǒu, yě yǒu de shì pǔ tōng péng yǒu, yǒu yāo hǎo de gē | |
| men, wǒ men ná nín jiù dāng péng yǒu. | |
| yú: dōu shì péng yǒu me | |
| guō: bié kàn wǒ men zài tái shàng zhàn zhe, gēn nín zán men shēn fèn yí yàng. bù guǎn shuí gāo shuí dī, méi yǒu. jìn le zhè wū, bù guǎn nín shì dà qǐ yè jiā, yín háng jiā, něi gè dà lǎo bǎn, shén me dà huà jiā dà shī rén, wǔ shù jiā, fēi zhōu něi gè guó jiā de niáng niáng, něi gè bù luò de qiú zhǎng | |
| yú: rén jiā bù shàng zhè lái | |
| guō: bié guǎn nín shì nǎ de, dào zhè lái zán men yī gài píng děng. | |
| yú: duì | |
| guō: tái shàng yě shì, màn shuō wǒ men bú shì zhù míng yǎn yuán, bú shì yì shù jiā, bú shì jiǎo bú shì wàn, jiù shì gè pǔ tōng yǎn yuán. jiù suàn wǒ men shì gè zhù míng yǎn yuán ba, yě gāi hé nín píng qǐ píng zuò. | |
| yú: nà shi | |
| guō: shuí bù gāo shuí, shuí bù dī shuí | |
| yú: yī shí fù mǔ | |
| guō: rén huó zài shì kě yǐ méi yǒu qīn qī, bù néng méi yǒu péng yǒu | |
| yú: nín zhè huà duì | |
| guō: dāng rán le, péng yǒu hé péng yǒu yě bù yí yàng, | |
| yú: zhè hái yǒu qū bié ma | |
| guō: yǒu de péng yǒu zhī jiān shì gōu xīn dòu jiǎo, hù xiāng lì yòng | |
| yú: nà bù hǎo | |
| guō: hái yǒu de shì hú péng gǒu yǒu, chī chī hē hē dōu xíng, yī jiào" hē jiǔ qù", dōu chéng | |
| yú: jiǔ ròu péng yǒu | |
| guō: dǎ kāi mén, wū fēng guā zài liǎn shàng gēn dāo zi shì de | |
| yú: lěng a | |
| guō: yǔ lǐ jiā zhe xuě, luò zài dì shàng shuō shī bù shī, bù shī yòu huá, dǐng zhe fēng wǎng wài zǒu, shǒu lǐ jǔ zhe bào: 81 nián běi jīng wǎn bào, kàn xīn wén nǎ, sì rén bāng bèi fěn suì le. | |
| yú: shén me xīn wén nǎ zhè shì | |
| guō: yǒu yào de méi yǒu? | |
| yú: méi yǒu | |
| guō: shùn zhe hé biān wǎng qián zǒu, dǐng zhe fēng. èr huán lù shàng chē shuǐ mǎ lóng, huí tóu kàn wàn jiā dēng huǒ, tiān xià zhī dà nǎ lǐ shì wǒ ān shēn zhī suǒ a. sǐ de xīn dōu yǒu a, yī xiǎng qǐ jiā lǐ shàng yǒu lǎo xià yǒu xiǎo, děng wǒ mài le bào gěi tā men mǎi chī de, wǒ sǐ dōu bù néng sǐ a. wǎng qián zǒu ba. zǒu zhe zǒu zhe yóu dǎ duì guò yú qiān lái le. | |
| yú: pèng jiàn wǒ le | |
| guō: kāi zhe chē. hǎo chē a, quán yà zhōu jiù yī liàng, | |
| yú: shì a? | |
| guō: nín kāi zhe le. nǐ shì yí gè kuà guó jí tuán de dà lǎo bǎn | |
| yú: yǒu qián le | |
| guō: hěn yuǎn chù kāi zhe zhè gè chē, tū tū tū tū..... | |
| yú: kāi yī sān bèng zi lái a | |
| guō: bǐ nà gè dà | |
| yú: dà yě shì sān bèng zi a | |
| guō: hěn hǎo de chē, hēi sè de shāng wù chē, qián pái jiù zuò zhe jià shǐ yuán yí ge rén, | |
| yú: duì | |
| guō: nǐ zuò zài hòu pái hěn yǒu shēn fèn nǎ. nǐ nà gè fāng xiàng pán gēn bié rén dōu bù yí yàng | |
| yú: zěn me ne? | |
| guō: wǒ men de fāng xiàng pán dōu shì yuán de, yǒu yí gè jiāo pí tào. nǐ shì chún yín dǎ zào de | |
| yú: āi yōu | |
| guō: zhǎng de, liǎng tóu wān xià lái, zuàn zhe, tū tū tū.... | |
| yú: hái shì sān bèng zi a | |
| guō: dé guó jī qì, | |
| yú: hāi, nǎ de jī qì yě shì sān lún de a | |
| guō: lái dào wǒ de gēn qián, yī yǎn jiù qiáo jiàn wǒ le, nǐ fēn fù sī jī: niē zhá | |
| yú: shā chē dōu méi yǒu | |
| guō: chē mén yī kāi, yú qiān cēng jiù cuàn chū lái le, sī jī hòu biān lǎn zhe nǐ... | |
| yú: zhè shì sī jī chū lái liú gǒu lái le | |
| guō: bú shì, nǐ yāo lǐ dài zhe gè dà jīn liàn zǐ, 140 lái jīn nǎ | |
| yú: wǒ gěi zì jǐ dài jiā ne | |
| guō: sī jī zài hòu biān gěi nǐ lǎn zhe. ā, zhàn zài wǒ miàn qián wǒ zhēng bù kāi yǎn le, zhū guāng bǎo qì zhè gè rén | |
| yú: shì a | |
| guō: zhěng gè zhè gè nǎo dài shàng a, ěr duǒ shàng dài zhe dà jīn quān, bàn jīn yí gè. bí zi zhèng zhōng jiān dài yí gè dà yín quān, zuǐ shàng dǎ zhe zhè gè zhū zi nà gè zhū zi, yǎn zhū zi kōu le yí gè huàn jīn de | |
| yú: a? zhè bù zāo me zhè gè | |
| guō: chuān zhè shēn xī zhuāng a, méi gè sān wǔ wàn xià bù lái a | |
| yú: nà me guì a | |
| guō: zhàn zài wǒ gēn qián, kàn zhe wǒ lè, hā hā hā hā.. wǒ bù gǎn shuō huà a | |
| yú: xià zhe le | |
| guō: pín fù xuán shū tài dà le. wǒ shì yí gè shén me rén nǎ, yào sǐ dōu sǐ bù chéng de rén nǎ. rén jiā shì shén me rén nǎ, zhàn zài wǒ gēn qián wǒ shǎ le, huǎng hū wǒ kàn chū lái shì yú qiān, wǒ bù gǎn shuō huà a | |
| yú: bù gǎn rèn le | |
| guō: zhāng bù kāi zuǐ a. nǐ dǎ pò le zhè gè gān gà de jú miàn | |
| yú: wǒ shuō shí mǒ a | |
| guō: fù qīn, wǒ.. | |
| yú: nǐ děng huì | |
| guō: fù qīn nǐ hǎo | |
| yú: děng děng... méi yǒu zhè me jiàn de, wǒ wèi le dǎ pò zhè gān gà jú miàn wǒ jiàng yī bèi a? bù zhì yú | |
| guō: xiǎo de shí hòu zán men zài yí kuài wán, guō jiā jiā. nǐ xiǎo, wǒ bǐ nǐ shāo wēi dà yì diǎn, nǐ jiù wèi zāo jǐn wǒ guǎn wǒ jiào fù qīn | |
| yú: wǒ zhè me zāo jìn rén nǎ wǒ? | |
| guō: jiù shuō zhè yì sī | |
| yú: shén me yì sī a | |
| guō: fù qīn | |
| yú: xíng le, bié jiào le, zhè me shuō jiù wán le | |
| guō: hái rèn shi wǒ ma? wǒ shuō nín shù wǒ yǎn zhuō, nín shì? nǐ shuō: āi yā, wǒ shì ér zi a. | |
| yú: hāi, bié wǎng xià lùn le a, zhè xiǎo shí hòu zhè me yī shuō jiù wán le | |
| guō: pà nào bù qīng chǔ | |
| yú: qīng chǔ la | |
| guō: wǒ rèn chū lái shì nǐ, wǒ bù gǎn rèn a, wǒ suì shù yě dà le, yǎn yě huā le, bù gǎn rèn a. | |
| yú: kě bú shì me | |
| guō: nín zěn me le? zán men dǎ xiǎo yí kuài wán a, xiàn rú jīn nǐ zěn me luò tuò le? wǒ yǎn lèi dū xià lái le, bǎ wǒ zì jǐ de jīng lì yī shuō, nǐ yě hěn nán guò a, huā | |
| yú: kū le | |
| guō: kù zi jiù shī le | |
| yú: nà shi niào le | |
| guō: lèi rú yǒng quán nǎ | |
| yú: nà yě méi liú nà me xiē de | |
| guō: hěn nán guò. nǐ béng guǎn le, yǒu wǒ zài néng ràng nǐ chī kuī ma, cóng huái lǐ tāo chū zhī piào běn lái, gè wèi, shén me rén chū lái yòng zhī piào běn nǎ, yú qiān a, tāo chū zhī piào běn, dǎ kù zi lǐ biān tāo chū yī jīn bǐ lái, zuàn shí de jiān ér, jiù zhè zuàn shí, dé bàn jīn duō. ná guò lái yào gěi wǒ kāi zhī piào, hā hā bǐ jiān | |
| yú: jīn bǐ yǒu rì zi méi yòng le | |
| guō: shuǎi shuǎi bǐ hā āi, èr zì zěn me xiě? | |
| yú: wén máng a wǒ shì | |
| guō: xiě wán le pì gǔ hòu biān dèn chū yī chuàn yào shi lái, qí zhōng yǒu gè dà chuō zǐ, dāng, sī xià lái: gěi nǐ | |
| yú: zhè shì | |
| guō: ná guò lái yī kàn yī bǎi wàn | |
| yú: gěi nǐ zhè me xiē qián | |
| guō: gěi wǒ yī bǎi wàn, wǒ bù gǎn xiāng xìn nǎ | |
| yú: nà shi | |
| guō: jǔ zhe zhè gè wǒ shǎ le: zhè shì zhēn de ma? zhè zěn me kě néng shì zhēn de ne? | |
| yú: bù xiāng xìn | |
| guō: wǒ yī bǎ jiù bǎ nǐ de shǒu zhuā guò lái, gē zài wǒ zuǐ lǐ biān, kēng | |
| yú: gàn má? | |
| guō: wǒ kàn kàn shì bú shì zhēn de | |
| yú: nín yǎo wǒ shǒu kàn zhēn jiǎ a? | |
| guō: zhuāng zuò ná zhe yī jié shǒu zhǐ kàn shì zhēn de. nǐ yě hěn gāo xìng a: shì zhēn de jiù hǎo ma. jǔ shǒu, wān qǐ yī gēn shǒu zhǐ biǎo shì shǎo le yī jié | |
| yú: hāi, shí zài bù zěn me yàng | |
| guō: pěng zhe zhī piào wǒ zài mǎ lù biān shì lèi rú yǒng quán nǎ. yú lǎo bǎn kāi chē mén shàng chē shì yáng cháng ér qù, tū tū tū... | |
| yú: hái shì zhè sān bèng zi | |
| guō: yī gǔ hēi yān lǒng zhào le nǐ de dé guó chē, wǒ zhèn bì gāo hū: sūn zhǎng lǎo, shōu le shén tōng ba. | |
| yú: qiáo bú jiàn chē le dōu | |
| guō: yī guì yī jiàn jiāo qíng nǎi xiàn | |
| yú: ó, jiù zhè me jiǎng | |
| guō: yī sǐ yī shēng nǎi jiàn jiāo qíng | |
| yú: zhè yòu shì zěn me huí shì ne? | |
| guō: hái dé ná zán liǎ zuò bǐ yù | |
| yú: a, nà bǐ yù ba | |
| guō: shuō nǐ ba, yú qiān, bù guò kě bú shì jīn tiān shuō xiàng sheng de yú qiān le | |
| yú: wǒ de shēn fèn shì? | |
| guō: nǐ shì yí gè shí bā jiǔ suì de dà xiǎo huǒ zi | |
| yú: nián qīng | |
| guō: gāng shàng bān, jīng shén tóu yě zú, jīng qì shén yě zú, zǒu dào nǎ ér yī kàn, ā, jīng shén huàn fā. zài jiā lǐ biān, wǎn shàng xià le bān, chī wán fàn, xǐ xǐ zǎo huàn huàn yī fú, bǎ tóu shū yī shū, huàn shàng zì jǐ hěn xǐ huān de yī tào fú zhuāng, xiǎo bái kù zi, bái pí dài | |
| yú: jīng shén | |
| guō: shàng biān chuān yī jiàn bái chèn yī, nà nián tóu xìng zhè gè | |
| yú: yī shēn bái a | |
| guō: yào xiǎng qiào yī shēn xiào, duì ba | |
| yú: duì, nà shí hou shì zhè me shuō | |
| guō: dà jiān lǐng zi chèn yī, hòu lái bù xíng dū xiǎo lǐng zi, nà huì dōu xìng dà jiān lǐng zi. pēn le sì jīn xiāng shuǐ, | |
| yú: lùn jīn a? | |
| guō: wén zhe shēn shàng gēn tōu chī yáng shǐ shì de | |
| yú: pēn zhe shén me xiāng shuǐ a zhè gè | |
| guō: dǎ jiā chū lái, hěn gāo xìng a. jiē fāng dǎ zhāo hū: āi, qiān ér huí lái le, chū qù? a, méi shì, chū qù shuǎ liú máng qù. | |
| yú: wǒ shuǎ liú máng qù a | |
| guō: gǎo duì xiàng qù | |
| yú: gǎo duì xiàng yě bù jiào shuǎ liú máng a | |
| guō: qīng nián nán nǚ gǎo duì xiàng me, chū qù le, dǎ duì guò lái yī gū niáng, méi yǒu zhè me hǎo kàn de, tài piào liàng le, nǐ zhàn zài hòu biān gāo xìng a: xiǎo niū, gěi dà yé xiào yí gè. zhè gū niáng yī huí tóu qiáo jiàn nǐ, nà shí hou zhè rén fēng jiàn a, hěn qīng miè de kàn zhe nǐ, lǒng le lǒng zhè sì gēn tóu fà a.. | |
| yú: huó, nín jiù shuō tū zǐ jiù wán le | |
| guō: nǐ dé yì zhè yàng, lìng lèi a, nǐ yǒu zhè xiǎng fǎ, nǐ yuàn yì qǔ yí gè zhè yàng de nǚ hái zi, nǐ qǔ tā jiù suàn xíng wéi yì shù | |
| yú: shén me xíng wéi yì shù | |
| guō: hěn gāo xìng: guò lái.. guò lái.. nà nǚ de kàn nǐ yī yǎn: dǎi liú máng | |
| yú: huó | |
| guō: pǎo a, biàn bù níng yāo, CHUA kuài | |
| yú: dé pǎo a | |
| guō: rén jiā hǎn dǎi liú máng ne, zuò zéi xīn xū a, pǎo ba. zhè shì fā shēng zài jìn sōng, sān fēn zhōng, nǐ dào shí jǐng shān le, | |
| yú: pǎo nà me kuài? | |
| guō: dūn zài mǎ lù zhōng jiàn xiē huì ér, āi yā.. āi yā... tǔ shé tou | |
| yú: yī kàn jiù shì rè le, xiàng huà ma | |
| guō: yóu dǎ mén tóu gōu nà biān lái le yī liàng jiù huǒ chē, xiāo fáng duì de chē, yóu dǎ nǐ gēn qián téng jiù guò qù le, hěn lèng a, nǐ xià huài le, wǎng hòu tou yī duǒ. nǐ hěn shēng qì a, tài bù xiàng huà le, āi, kàn bú jiàn le, ná shǒu yī mō, wǒ zhè nǎo dài nǎ ér qù le? | |
| yú: zhuàng shàng la? | |
| guō: méi yǒu, méi yǒu, tā gěi dài zǒu le | |
| yú: hǎo ma, hái bù rú zhuàng shàng ne | |
| guō: tōng xiàn zháo huǒ sòng tōng xiàn qù le | |
| yú: nǎo dài a | |
| guō: nǐ yī mō zhè nǎo dài méi yǒu le, nǐ shì yí gè hěn yǒu gè xìng de rén, yī dǔ qì sǐ le ba | |
| yú: zhè shì dǔ qì de shì ma | |
| guō: tǎng zài mǎ lù dāng zhōng le, yī huì shì zhèng de yā dào chē kāi guò lái le, yā de nà píng a... | |
| yú: nín zhè jiě hèn lái le | |
| guō: yā de bēn ér píng a, zhuǎn tiān dà tài yáng tiān, shài, lián shài sān tiān, zhè rén méi le, rén jiān zhēng fā. wài dì de chē kāi dào zhè nà mèn: bù ràng yòu guǎi, zhí xíng. | |
| yú: dōu shì nà yī shēn bái nào de | |
| guō: dà jiān lǐng zi. | |
| yú: míng ér chū mén dé huàn shēn yī fú. | |
| guō: pàn zhe ba, guò le yǒu yí gè duō yuè, liǎng ge yuè, mén tóu gōu yǒu nóng mín gǎn zhe dà mǎ chē shàng běi jīng chéng sòng cài lái, mǎ chē jiù tíng zài a nǐ nà gè yí jī nà gè dì fāng, | |
| yú: nín jiù shuō tíng nà jiù wán le | |
| guō: mǎ chē fàng shuǐ | |
| yú: mǎ chē hái fàng shuǐ? | |
| guō: mǎ fàng shuǐ. huā pào qǐ lái le | |
| yú: wǒ ná mǎ suī pào qǐ lái le | |
| guō: dōu fā qǐ lái le, zhè shì gè wán yì zhè gè | |
| yú: shén me wán yì a | |
| guō: bào jǐng ba, yī huì jǐng chá men dōu lái le, zhè hǎo wán zhè gè, zhè shuí a zhè gè, yī fān kǒu dài fān chū lái le, shēn fèn zhèng, yú qiān, wǒ zhèng dǎ zhe guò a, wǒ shuō zěn me le, wǒ rèn shi a, wǒ men hǎo xiōng dì a, wǒ bàn zhè hòu shì ba. zhè péng hòu shì wǒ lái, zhǎo zhào shì de chē liàng, bǎ zhè hòu shì dōu nòng wán le shàng jiā sòng xìn qù. zhè zuì nán jiù shì shàng jiā sòng xìn | |
| yú: wèi shí me | |
| guō: nǐ xiǎng a, shàng jiā lǐ shuō qù, nǐ men jiā lǐ méi yǒu bié rén, jiù shì nǐ gēn nǐ fù qīn liǎng gè rén, lǎo yé zǐ 89 le, lǎo lái sàng zi dà bù xìng, zěn me gēn lǎo tóu shuō | |
| yú: méi fǎ zhāng zuǐ | |
| guō: ér zi méi le, bǎo bù qí yī jù huà lǎo yé zǐ yě wán le, | |
| yú: nà kě bú shì me | |
| guō: jiù pà zhè gè, wǒ zhè gè xīn nǎ dēng dēng dǎ xiǎo gǔ a | |
| yú: jiǎng jiū fāng shì fāng fǎ | |
| guō: nà yě de qù a, jiē zhe chuāng hù yī qiáo a, wǒ yǎn lèi dōu kuài xià lái le | |
| yú: cǎn nǎ | |
| guō: nǐ hǎo jǐ gè yuè méi huí lái, lǎo yé zǐ gū shēn yī rén duō kě lián, zhè huì zhèng zài wū lǐ shuàn yáng ròu ne | |
| yú: wǒ bà bà quē xīn yǎn ba | |
| guō: zhè diǎn zháo yí gè dà tàn guō zi, zhè hái yí gè diàn guō zi | |
| yú: liǎ guō zi | |
| guō: yáng ròu piàn, féi niú, xiā, yú piàn, xiè bàng, hái yǒu 40 lái yàng qīng cài | |
| yú: hái tǐng quán hé | |
| guō: bái jiǔ, pí jiǔ, hóng jiǔ, huáng jiǔ, hái yǒu xiǎo cài, lǎo tóu yí gè zài wū lǐ, pīn le sì zhāng zhuō zi, zuò zhe chī. wǒ yān xīn nǎ, lǎo tóu dāng shí jīng shén hái shì bù cuò de, mǎn liǎn hóng guāng, 89 suì de rén a, jiù shì mǎn zuǐ de yá diào le, hái shèng yí gè yá, kě shì chī dōng xī ne, hái sāi yá le, | |
| yú: shèng yí gè yá hái sāi yá le? | |
| guō: tā chī ǒu tào yǎn lǐ le | |
| yú: ā jiù zhè shén me dōu chī jiù hǎo bù liǎo | |
| guō: wǒ gǎn jǐn jìn qù le, wǒ shuō: lǎo yé zǐ, chī fàn nǎ | |
| yú: bié chī le | |
| guō: wǒ shì bù dé bù lái yǒu shì gēn nín shuō yī xià, yú qiān a, ràng chē yà sǐ le, nǎo dài dōu liè le, shèng shēn zi gēn dì shàng yā píng le, ná mǎ niào fā qǐ lái le. jiǎng jiū fāng shì me | |
| yú: zhè jiào jiǎng jiū fāng shì a, nín diàn jì bǎ lǎo yé zǐ yě nòng sǐ shì zěn me zhāo a | |
| guō: nǐ bà bà tīng wán yī yǎo yá yī duò jiǎo nǐ bǎ nà xiā dì wǒ | |
| yú: hāi, méi rǎn wǒ zhè chá | |
| guō: ná gè bēi, hē jiǔ | |
| yú: hái hē nǎ | |
| guō: wǒ shuō lǎo yé zǐ bié shuō huà, dào yī bēi, lái liǎng zhǐ xiǎo mì fēng a, lái dào.... | |
| yú: bié huá quán le | |
| guō: hǎo huī xié | |
| yú: shén me huī xié a, zhè sǐ le dōu | |
| guō: hē wán jiǔ a, lǎo tóu shuō wǒ lèi le, wǒ shuí yī jiào a. wǒ shuō wǒ yě tǎng huì ba | |
| yú: shuì jiào le, liǎ rén | |
| guō: wǔ diǎn bàn ba, qǐ lái le, lǎo tóu zuò qǐ lái le, āi, nǐ shì shuō yú qiān sǐ le ma? | |
| yú: zhè cái xiǎng qǐ lái | |
| guō: wǒ shuō shì, shì yǒu zhè me huí shì, rén jiā fǔ xù jīn yě ná lái le, zhè shì sì bǎi kuài qián nín ná zhe | |
| yú: zhè tài shǎo le ba | |
| guō: nín diǎn yì diǎn, lǎo tóu kàn kàn: nǐ ná 200 a | |
| yú: zhè hái yǒu huí kòu | |
| guō: yǒu hǎo shì dà huǒ dōu lái zhe | |
| yú: zhè shén me hǎo shì a zhè gè | |
| guō: zhè shì yī sǐ yī shēng nǎi jiàn jiāo qíng | |
| yú: zhè jiāo qíng jiàn de yǒu diǎn lì hài | |
| guō: yào shuō zuì liǎo bù qǐ de, dé shuō shì tuō qī xiàn zi | |
| yú: zhè zěn me jiǎng a | |
| guō: tuō qī xiàn zi zhè gè jīn tiān shí jiān yǒu xiàn a, zán men gǎi tiān yǒu jī huì zài gēn dà huǒ niàn dāo zhè gè shì a | |
| yú: bié jiè a, dōu shuō dào zhè le, zhè jiàn jiāo qíng dé shì nín gěi dà huǒ jiǎng jiǎng | |
| guō: nǐ fēi děi tīng a | |
| yú: zhè bù míng bái a nín gěi shuō shuō | |
| guō: nǐ yào shè de sǐ wǒ jiù shè de mái | |
| yú: gàn má, zhè yì sī hái dé shuō wǒ a | |
| guō: méi yǒu, jiù shì shuō shì, shuō wǒ! | |
| yú: ó, zhè lǐ hái yǒu nín | |
| guō: āi, wǒ kě ài shuō zhè gè le, wǒ hěn jī dòng a, xiàn zài wǒ hěn xīng fèn, gè wèi, xiè xiè dà jiā zhī chí wǒ men | |
| yú: nín jiǎng, yǒu nín wǒ jiù tā shi le | |
| guō: kě lún zhe wǒ shuō zhè gè le | |
| yú: zěn me huí shì a zhè gè | |
| guō: zhè gè dé cóng nín shuō qǐ lái zhè gè shì qíng | |
| yú: hái dé yǒu wǒ | |
| guō: nǐ jiù bú shì jīn tiān de yú qiān le | |
| yú: zhè huí shì? | |
| guō: 75 suì gāo líng | |
| yú: ó, cháng nián jì le | |
| guō: yí gè lǎo yì shù jiā, xiàng sheng tài dǒu, xiàng sheng quán wēi, zhōng guó xiàng sheng dì yī rén | |
| yú: méi bié rén le | |
| guō: nǐ měi tiān zhǔn shí zài tiān qiáo lè mén kǒu bǎi tān shuō xiàng sheng. | |
| yú: wǒ hái bǎi tān shuō xiàng sheng | |
| guō: huó, měi tiān guān zhòng wū yāng wū yāng de dá 10 duō gè rén zhī duō | |
| yú: nà jiù shì méi jǐ gè rén ne | |
| guō: ài tīng nín xiàng sheng, měi tiān zhàn zài quān wài tou yǒu yí ge rén ài kàn nín, xī zhuāng gé lǚ, chuān de hěn jiǎng jiū, tīng hǎo jǐ tiān zhè tiān gēn nín shuō le | |
| yú: shuō shí mǒ? | |
| guō: dài kǒu yīn yú xiān shēng a, tīng le nín hěn duō tiān le, hěn xǐ huān nín jiǎng de xiàng sheng | |
| yú: hái nán fāng rén | |
| guō: wǒ bú shì zhè lǐ de rén, wǒ zǔ jí shì guǎng dōng, dàn shì yòu nián de shí hòu suí wǒ de fù qīn dào nán yáng qù fā zhǎn, xīn jiā pō yí dài | |
| yú: hǎi wài | |
| guō: duì, zhè cì chū lái tè yì dào běi jīng lái kàn yī kàn, wǒ hěn xǐ huān zán men zhōng guó de chuán tǒng yì shù, xī wàng néng gòu bǎ nín qǐng dào xīn jiā pō qù yǎn chū | |
| yú: ràng wǒ shàng nà yǎn? | |
| guō: měi nián ne shì 100 wàn měi jīn de nián xīn | |
| yú: zhè kě bù shǎo | |
| guō: yī gòng shì wǔ nián, nín gǎn bù gǎn xīng qù a | |
| yú: āi yōu, zhè tài gǎn xīng qù le zhè gè | |
| guō: yī tīng zhè gè nǐ lè huài le, bí tì pào dōu lè chū lái le, nà gè mǎ lù biān yì tiān néng zhēng duō shǎo qián | |
| yú: nà shi | |
| guō: jiù mìng xīng lái le, hǎo, wǒ tīng nín de, wǒ qù. chǒu huà shuō zài qián miàn, zhǐ shì nín yí ge rén qù, bù néng dài jiā shǔ | |
| yú: yí ge rén? | |
| guō: néng dā yìng ma? nǐ yī zuó mo rén jiā shuō zhè shì, àn shuō rén jiā shuō de yǒu dào li, nǐ dài jiā shǔ yòu duō yī fèn tiāo fèi, | |
| yú: yòu shì qián nǎ | |
| guō: rén jiā qǐng de shì nǐ de yǎn yuán, yòu bú shì qǐng nǐ de jiā shǔ. kě shì zhè wǔ nián xià lái wǔ bǎi wàn zhè gè yòu huò lì tài dà le | |
| yú: dé qù a | |
| guō: zài qù yǔ bù qù zhī jiān, yú qiān xīn lǐ tou lái huí de zhē téng, yóu qí nín zhè huì shì gāng jié hūn | |
| yú: děng huì ba, wǒ 75 suì le gāng jié hūn | |
| guō: nǐ yī shēng hūn yīn hěn kǎn kě, dì yī cì jié hūn shì 9 suì, fù mǔ bāo bàn, | |
| yú: zěn me... | |
| guō: tóng yǎng xí, xiǎo hái, wá wa qīn | |
| yú: nà yě bù néng tiān shàng yī jiǎo dì xià yī jiǎo a | |
| guō: nà huì nǐ 9 suì, nǐ nà gè xí fù yě bù dà, 46 | |
| yú: zhè jiù bù xiǎo le | |
| guō: méi fǎ guò. hòu lái zhè yī shēng yòu jié guò 2 cì hūn, yí gè shì gēn nǐ tú dì pǎo le, yí gè shì běn jiā gěi lǐng huí qù le | |
| yú: shén me luàn qī bā zāo de | |
| guō: suǒ yǐ nǐ yī yǎo yá yī duò jiǎo yī bèi zi méi jié hūn, yī zhí dào 75 suì de shí hòu, nǐ yù dào yí gè xià gǎng de xiāng gǎng xiǎo jiě | |
| yú: zhè xiāng gǎng xiǎo jiě hái yǒu xià gǎng de | |
| guō: jiù shì bú yào le, rén jiā nà biān bù ràng tā gàn le, xuǎn xīn de le. | |
| yú: ó | |
| guō: tā xià gǎng le, luò zài nǐ shǒu lǐ le, liǎng gè rén jié le hūn le. gāng jié hūn, méi 3 tiān, fā shēng zhè gè shì le | |
| yú: gāng 3 tiān | |
| guō: nǐ shuō zěn me bàn ba, nǐ shì qù nǐ shì bù qù | |
| yú: shě bù dé | |
| guō: qù de huà zhè xí fù zěn me bàn, bù qù ba shě bù de zhè wǔ bǎi wàn. huà shuō huí lái, zhēn qù de huà zhè xí fù zěn me bàn? zhěng gè zhōng guó sān qīn liù gù yí gè qīn qī méi yǒu, péng yǒu yě méi yǒu, ér qiě zài běi jīng dì qū jiù wǒ yí gè péng yǒu, nǐ shuō nǐ zhè gè xí fù tuō fù gěi shuí ya | |
| yú: nà wǒ jiù tuō fù gěi nín ba | |
| guō: tuō fù gěi wǒ nǐ lè yì ma | |
| yú: nín hái bié kè qi, nín shuō de wǒ men jiā dōu méi rén le, wǒ bù tuō fù gěi nǐ wǒ tuō fù gěi shuí qù | |
| guō: huà shuō de jiǎn dān kě bù zhè me jiǎn dān a, tā nà gè nián jì wǒ zhè gè suì shù, wǒ zhè gè suì shù, shé tou gēn zi dǐ xià yā sǐ rén, yǒu huì shuō de bú huì tīng de, tiào jìn huáng hé xǐ bù qīng, wǒ dé gù quán pāi zì jǐ liǎn zhè gè | |
| yú: nín shì gù liǎn miàn dí rén | |
| guō: jiù shì a | |
| yú: nà zěn me bàn nǎ | |
| guō: nǐ dā yìng le, zuò fēi jī zǒu le, bǎ nǐ xí fù liú gěi wǒ le, wǒ dé guǎn nǐ a | |
| yú: zěn me guǎn | |
| guō: nǐ men jiā zhù nǎ ér a, jìn sōng, āi zhe qǔ yì tuán a, nǐ zhè yī shēng de wéi rén, duō shǎo rén biē zhe bào chóu ne. | |
| yú: wǒ dé zuì nà me xiē rén nǎ | |
| guō: wǒ dé guǎn nǎ. wǒ yào shì tiān tiān guò lái bù xiàn shí, zěn me bàn ne, xiǎng bié dé fāng fǎ ba, zài hé běi shěng gù ān a, zū le zhè me yí gè yuàn zi, qián bù zháo cūn hòu bù zháo diàn, zuǒ biān shì kēng yòu biān shì jǐng, qián biān shì fén dì | |
| yú: hǎo, gěi wǒ xí fù gē pào lóu lǐ biān le | |
| guō: tè bié qīng jìng, nòng gè chē, bǎ nǐ men jiā dōng xī dōu lā guò lái, bǎ sǎo zi jiē guò lái, nín zhù zhè ér, mén yī suǒ, wǒ gǎn jǐn huí qù. dào shí hòu dìng diǎn wǒ de lái a, | |
| yú: sòng dōng xī | |
| guō: chái mǐ yóu yán jiàng cù chá, shuí guǎn a, dōu dé wǒ guǎn | |
| yú: nín dōu dé diàn jì zhe | |
| guō: kāi chē lái le, dào zhè ér cǎi zhù le, bǎ dōng xī yí yàng yàng nòng chū lái, gē zài tái jiē shàng, pāi mén | |
| yú: qiāo mén | |
| guō: sǎo zi, mǐ hé yóu wǒ nòng lái le, cōng jiāng suàn yě de le zài xiāng zi lǐ tou, hái yǒu cài hé ròu nín gǎn jǐn gē bīng xiāng lǐ tou, wǒ zǒu le | |
| yú: āi, nǐ gěi sòng jìn qù, bié zǒu | |
| guō: zǒu la, wǒ zǒu la jǐ méi nòng yǎn, zǒu la | |
| yú: yòng shàn zi dǎ zǒu ba, nǐ zhè shuō zǒu bù zǒu zěn me yì sī zhè shì | |
| guō: zěn me le, nǐ dǎ rén gàn shén me | |
| yú: fèi huà, nǐ gēn wǒ xí fù zhè mǎn liǎn pǎo méi máo zhè gàn má ne zhè shì | |
| guō: zán bù néng shàng wū lǐ qù a | |
| yú: nín bù dé sòng jìn qù ma | |
| guō: hāi ya, nǐ huǐ wǒ a nǐ ya, tā nà gè nián jì wǒ zhè gè suì shù, wǒ zhè gè suì shù, yǒu huì shuō de bú huì tīng de, shé tou gēn zi dǐ xià yā sǐ rén, tiào jìn huáng hé xǐ bù qīng, wǒ dé gù quán pāi zì jǐ liǎn zhè gè | |
| yú: hái shì gù liǎn miàn a | |
| guō: jiē cháng bù duǎn gěi guò lái sòng dōng xī, tiān tiān huā qián bù jì qí shù, zhè qián kě méi biān a | |
| yú: nà shi, yǒu zhì yī jiā a | |
| guō: guāng chū bù jìn a zhè shì, kuài dào nián dǐ le, yòu lái le, niú ròu a, jī ròu a, yú a, zhèi xiē gè guò nián yòng dé dōng xī dōu bān lái le, dōu gē zài mén kǒu, wán le ná chū yī xìn fēng lái, lǐ biān yǒu wǔ qiān kuài qián, shùn mén fèng rēng jìn qù, shuí huā qián pāi xiōng pú wǒ! | |
| yú: zěn me shùn mén fèng | |
| guō: nián jié, tā dé huā qián a | |
| yú: sòng jìn qù a | |
| guō: ā, tā nà gè nián jì wǒ zhè gè suì shù, wǒ zhè gè suì shù, yǒu huì shuō de bú huì tīng de, shé tou gēn zi dǐ xià yā sǐ rén, tiào jìn huáng hé xǐ bù qīng, wǒ dé gù quán pāi zì jǐ liǎn zhè gè | |
| yú: hǎo, nín gù liǎn miàn | |
| guō: zhè jiāng jìn yī nián le, wǒ yòu yī xiāng yī xiāng wǎng lǐ bān, píng guǒ, shān zhā, hóng guǒ piàn, huà méi, suān méi, | |
| yú: děng huì ba | |
| guō: qīng méi, nǎi fěn, huā qián wú shù | |
| yú: nín huā zhè qián dōu huó gāi, bié wǎng zhe dǎo téng suān de le, zěn me yì sī zhè shì | |
| guō: tā yào xiǎo shí pǐn a. zhè dōu huā qián wú shù, děng zhe ba, nián nián huā qián. dào zuì hòu nín lái diàn huà le, wǔ nián qī mǎn, gāi huí lái le | |
| yú: wǒ huí lái le | |
| guō: wǒ dé sòng xìn qù a, zhè huí bù néng bù qù le ba | |
| yú: dé jìn qù | |
| guō: dào mén kǒu, bǎ chē tíng wán le, lái dào zhè tāo yào shi | |
| yú: tāo yào shi!? | |
| guō: āi yā, kě lèi sǐ wǒ le. yī jìn mén a, nǐ xí fù nà zhèng gěi hái zi wèi nǎi ne | |
| yú: dōu yǒu hái zi la | |
| guō: bǎ wài yī tuō le, rēng kàng shàng, cā bǎ liǎn, dào bēi shuǐ, | |
| yú: tā dào bù kè qì | |
| guō: zuò zài kàng biān shàng yǐ zhe nà bèi duǒ, āi, xiǎo pān, | |
| yú: wǒ xí fù xìng pān | |
| guō: jīn lián | |
| yú: wǒ xí fù jiào pān jīn lián | |
| guō: jīn lián, tā lái xìn le, shuō zhè liǎng tiān jiù huí lái, nǐ qiáo zhè shì zěn me bàn ba. nǐ xí fù jú qì: zěn me bàn, fǎn zhèng shì yǐ jīng zhè yàng le, ài zěn me zhāo zěn me zhāo ba. | |
| yú: tā dào huō chū qù le | |
| guō: fǎn zhèng nǐ men lǎo yé men dé shì ba, wǒ tīng nǐ de. dú shǔ qiáng mǎi wán le | |
| yú: zhè shì jú qì a zhè gè, zhè shì gēn nǐ jú qì le | |
| guō: bié xiā shuō, tā nà gè nián jì wǒ zhè gè suì shù, wǒ zhè gè suì shù, yǒu huì shuō de bú huì tīng de, shé tou gēn zi dǐ xià yā sǐ rén, tiào jìn huáng hé xǐ bù qīng, wǒ dé gù quán pāi zì jǐ liǎn zhè gè | |
| yú: nín dé gù quán zhè gè? nín nà zhè gè hái bù rú wǒ zhè gè ne pāi pì gǔ nǐ xíng de shén me shì a zhè jiào | |
| guō: nǐ shuō huà wǒ jiù bù ài tīng, nà shi suí biàn nào de ma. zěn me bàn, yào wǒ qīn mìng le, zhèng shuō zhe, yī tuī mén, dà ér zi jìn lái le, | |
| yú: a | |
| guō: shǒu lǐ jǔ yī xiǎo pái, shàng biān xiě gè" ràng" zì: bà bà nín lái le. ā hái jiào bà bà, zài jiào bà bà chū rén mìng le jiù, wǒ gào sù nǐ a, jiù zhè liǎng sān tiān ba, nòng nǐ men huí běi jīng, zá jiā lái yī qīn qī, zhǎng de liǎn gēn bāo zi shì de, guǎn tā jiào bà bà, hǎn duì le, wǒ gěi nǐ mǎi táng chī, shuō cuò le, bǎ nǐ sī ba sī ba wèi yīng, zhī dào me | |
| yú: zhè me hěn | |
| guō: huái bào nà gè bié gào sù le, nà gè xiǎo, bù zhī dào zhè gè. xíng le, gù chē ba, yī chē yī chē wǎng huí lā, yòu gěi nǐ gē zài jìn sōng, fáng zi yě gěi nǐ shuā hǎo le, dōng xī yě nòng qí le, wǒ shàng jī chǎng bǎ nǐ jiē lái, zuò zài wū lǐ chī fàn. nǐ zuò zhèng dāng zhōng, diǎn yī huǒ guō, nòng hǎo xiē gè cài,, mǎi de kǎo yā, nǐ xí fù zuò biān shàng, liǎng biān shì hái zi, wǒ zuò zài xià chuí shǒu, duān qǐ jiǔ bēi lái, hā hā dà lè, xiǎng bù jìn rén jiān fù guì, āi, zhè péng yǒu nǐ bù dé jiāo ma | |
| yú: dé jiāo | |
| guō: jiāo! | |
| yú: jiāo, jiāo nǐ nǎi nǎi gè sūn zi | |
| guō: zěn me lè | |
| yú: nín zhè dōu bù xiàng rén zuò dé shì le | |
| guō: shuí shuō de | |
| yú: nín zhè dōu shén me luàn qī bā zāo de | |
| guō: nǐ zhè kě bú duì a | |
| yú: wǒ bú duì shì nǐ bú duì a | |
| guō: zhè jiào chū yán bù xùn | |
| yú: shén me chū yán bù xùn, nǐ zuò de shì zài zhè ne | |
| guō: zàng xīn làn fèi | |
| yú: wǒ bú shì zàng xīn làn fèi | |
| guō: wǒ kě shì wèi le nǐ hǎo | |
| yú: nǐ zhǐ bù dìng wèi shuí hǎo ne | |
| guō: dà huǒ kě tīng míng bái le | |
| yú: zán liǎ hái péng yǒu nǎ | |
| guō: wǒ kě méi duì bù qǐ nǐ | |
| yú: zhè jiù jiào duì bù qǐ wǒ | |
| guō: nǐ xí fù zhù gù ān wǒ huā de qián zū de fáng zi | |
| yú: nǐ huó gāi nǐ | |
| guō: wǒ bái tiān yì tiān yì tiān bù jìn qù | |
| yú: duì, nǐ wǎn shàng hái yī wǎn yī wǎn bù chū lái ne, nǐ gēn wǒ shuō zhè gè, wǒ hái méi zhǎo nǐ ne wǒ | |
| guō: hǎo xīn dàng chéng lǘ gān fèi a | |
| yú: nǐ yǒu shén me hǎo xīn a | |
| guō: zhè jiào bù jiǎng jiāo qíng a | |
| yú: shuí gēn shuí yǒu jiāo qíng a | |
| guō: nǐ zǒu de shí hòu dōu 75 le, | |
| yú: nǐ guǎn zhe guǎn bu zháo | |
| guō: nǐ huí lái jiù 80 le | |
| yú: méi yǒu nǐ de shì | |
| guō: nǐ nà me dà suì shù dōu gǎn shàng fàn zhèn yù le | |
| yú: nǐ guǎn bu zháo | |
| guō: nǐ méi yǒu hái zi | |
| yú: méi hái zi guǎn nǐ shén me shì a | |
| guō: nǐ lǎo yú jiā jué le gēn le | |
| yú: gēn nǐ méi guān xì | |
| guō: yǒu zhāo yī rì, nǐ sǐ le nǐ zěn me bàn | |
| yú: nǐ shǎo shuō zhè gè | |
| guō: rén jiā yǒu ér zi dǎ fān nǐ méi yǒu | |
| yú: yòng bù zháo nǐ guǎn | |
| guō: chēng sǐ le tuǐ shàng zhān liǎ tiē bō bō hǎn liǎ gǒu bǎ nǐ tuō chū qù | |
| yú: nà yě méi guān xì, yòng bù zháo nǐ | |
| guō: wǒ shì wèi le nǐ zhuó xiǎng | |
| yú: nǐ béng guǎn | |
| guō: zán men tiān dì liáng xīn, shuō xiā huà dēng miè wǒ miè, | |
| yú: nín béng shuō liáng xīn | |
| guō: nà hái zi shì wǒ de | |
| yú: zěn me yì sī? | |
| guō" kū nà hái zi shì wǒ de | |
| yú: nín de hái zi? | |
| guō: nǐ huí lái dōu bā shí le, nǐ yǒu nà gè xīn méi nà gè lì le, lǎo yú jiā duàn zǐ jué sūn jiù huǐ zài nǐ shǒu shàng le, nǐ yuān wǎng wǒ, āi, nǐ zhè xīn kě zhǎng zài gē zhī wō le, nín zhè yàng zuò kě duì bù qǐ péng yǒu | |
| yú: ó, nín de hái zi | |
| guō: wǒ qīn shēng de ér zi, wǒ guò jì gěi nǐ le | |
| yú: hāi, méi tīng qīng chǔ | |
| guō: nǐ kě yuān sǐ wǒ le, wǒ jīn sǐ zhè jiù wán le zhuàng zhuō zi | |
| yú: āi yōu, guō xiān shēng, wǒ cuò le, wǒ cuò le | |
| guō: zhī dào cuò le ma | |
| yú: wǒ cuò le | |
| guō: rén bù néng zhè yàng a, dé jiǎng tiān dì liáng xīn | |
| yú: shì, nín shuō tài duì le | |
| guō: nà hái zi shì wǒ de | |
| yú: shì nín de | |
| guō: nǐ xí fù shēng de | |
| yú: hái yí yàng a |
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