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| [00:00.58] | 郭：天这么晚了 |
| [00:02.16] | 于：恩 |
| [00:03.77] | 郭：来了这么多人 |
| [00:04.00] | 于：对 |
| [00:04.79] | 郭：听我们说相声 |
| [00:06.42] | 于：哎 |
| [00:06.97] | 郭：真是太给面子了 |
| [00:10.23] | 于：有高兴的 |
| [00:10.80] | 郭：心里很舒服 |
| [00:12.04] | 于：是啊 |
| [00:13.03] | 郭：今天后台演员都是专业演员 |
| [00:15.09] | 于：恩 |
| [00:16.81] | 郭：就我一个不是专业的 |
| [00:18.55] | 于：怎么 |
| [00:19.70] | 郭：我今天上你们这piao一段 |
| [00:25.14] | 于：您这嘴里倒想像说相声的 |
| [00:28.86] | 郭：是啊，因为本身我是一个很有钱的人 |
| [00:35.70] | 于：哦，您有钱 |
| [00:37.07] | 郭：我上着来就为了玩。只要让我说，要多少钱我都给 |
| [00:43.82] | 于：您还给我们钱 |
| [00:45.18] | 郭：那当然，不光给后台钱，观众们我也给钱 |
| [00:49.59] | 于：听的也给 |
| [00:51.53] | 郭：只要你们听，不骂街不起哄，听完我说一段一人给一百钱 |
| [01:03.26] | 郭：给二百了 |
| [01:05.93] | 郭：三百，五百 |
| [01:11.12] | 于：您在喊喊 |
| [01:13.92] | 郭：还能往上涨但是有要求 |
| [01:16.48] | 于：还有要求 |
| [01:17.79] | 郭：看你们乐不乐，噗呲一乐 |
| [01:20.75] | 于：这给多少 |
| [01:21.65] | 郭：六百 |
| [01:22.40] | 于：这就六百了 |
| [01:23.80] | 郭：哈哈哈八百 |
| [01:25.60] | 于：八百，大乐，八百 |
| [01:27.47] | 郭：哈，这都看到嗓子眼了给一千 |
| [01:30.96] | 于：这就笑的不行了 |
| [01:32.79] | 郭：笑得最厉害的大把的钱给 |
| [01:35.62] | 郭：你们也，后台也算上 |
| [01:37.03] | 于：我们也可以乐嘛 |
| [01:37.99] | 郭：你们乐也一样给钱 |
| [01:39.17] | 于：也行 |
| [01:40.11] | 郭：你乐一个看看 |
| [01:40.70] | 于：啊 |
| [01:41.27] | 郭：乐啊，乐 |
| [01:43.04] | 于：我们这会乐，行么23333333333……..行吗 |
| [01:53.45] | 郭：给三万 |
| [01:55.34] | 于：怎么那么谢啊 |
| [01:56.38] | 郭：都看到晚饭了 |
| [01:57.70] | 于：Huo，好吗，太过了您这个 |
| [02:01.85] | 郭：就是有钱 |
| ti: | |
| ar: | |
| al: | |
| [00:00.58] | guo: tian zhe me wan le |
| [00:02.16] | yu: en |
| [00:03.77] | guo: lai le zhe me duo ren |
| [00:04.00] | yu: dui |
| [00:04.79] | guo: ting wo men shuo xiang sheng |
| [00:06.42] | yu: ai |
| [00:06.97] | guo: zhen shi tai gei mian zi le |
| [00:10.23] | yu: you gao xing de |
| [00:10.80] | guo: xin li hen shu fu |
| [00:12.04] | yu: shi a |
| [00:13.03] | guo: jin tian hou tai yan yuan dou shi zhuan ye yan yuan |
| [00:15.09] | yu: en |
| [00:16.81] | guo: jiu wo yi ge bu shi zhuan ye de |
| [00:18.55] | yu: zen me |
| [00:19.70] | guo: wo jin tian shang ni men zhe piao yi duan |
| [00:25.14] | yu: nin zhe zui li dao xiang xiang shuo xiang sheng de |
| [00:28.86] | guo: shi a, yin wei ben shen wo shi yi ge hen you qian de ren |
| [00:35.70] | yu: o, nin you qian |
| [00:37.07] | guo: wo shang zhe lai jiu wei le wan. zhi yao rang wo shuo, yao duo shao qian wo dou gei |
| [00:43.82] | yu: nin huan gei wo men qian |
| [00:45.18] | guo: na dang ran, bu guang gei hou tai qian, guan zhong men wo ye gei qian |
| [00:49.59] | yu: ting de ye gei |
| [00:51.53] | guo: zhi yao ni men ting, bu ma jie bu qi hong, ting wan wo shuo yi duan yi ren gei yi bai qian |
| [01:03.26] | guo: gei er bai le |
| [01:05.93] | guo: san bai, wu bai |
| [01:11.12] | yu: nin zai han han |
| [01:13.92] | guo: hai neng wang shang zhang dan shi you yao qiu |
| [01:16.48] | yu: hai you yao qiu |
| [01:17.79] | guo: kan ni men le bu le, pu ci yi le |
| [01:20.75] | yu: zhe gei duo shao |
| [01:21.65] | guo: liu bai |
| [01:22.40] | yu: zhe jiu liu bai le |
| [01:23.80] | guo: ha ha ha ba bai |
| [01:25.60] | yu: ba bai, da le, ba bai |
| [01:27.47] | guo: ha, zhe dou kan dao sang zi yan le gei yi qian |
| [01:30.96] | yu: zhe jiu xiao de bu xing le |
| [01:32.79] | guo: xiao de zui li hai de da ba de qian gei |
| [01:35.62] | guo: ni men ye, hou tai ye suan shang |
| [01:37.03] | yu: wo men ye ke yi le ma |
| [01:37.99] | guo: ni men le ye yi yang gei qian |
| [01:39.17] | yu: ye xing |
| [01:40.11] | guo: ni le yi ge kan kan |
| [01:40.70] | yu: a |
| [01:41.27] | guo: le a, le |
| [01:43.04] | yu: wo men zhe hui le, xing me 23333333333.. xing ma |
| [01:53.45] | guo: gei san wan |
| [01:55.34] | yu: zen me na me xie a |
| [01:56.38] | guo: dou kan dao wan fan le |
| [01:57.70] | yu: Huo, hao ma, tai guo le nin zhe ge |
| [02:01.85] | guo: jiu shi you qian |
| ti: | |
| ar: | |
| al: | |
| [00:00.58] | guō: tiān zhè me wǎn le |
| [00:02.16] | yú: ēn |
| [00:03.77] | guō: lái le zhè me duō rén |
| [00:04.00] | yú: duì |
| [00:04.79] | guō: tīng wǒ men shuō xiàng sheng |
| [00:06.42] | yú: āi |
| [00:06.97] | guō: zhēn shì tài gěi miàn zi le |
| [00:10.23] | yú: yǒu gāo xìng de |
| [00:10.80] | guō: xīn lǐ hěn shū fú |
| [00:12.04] | yú: shì a |
| [00:13.03] | guō: jīn tiān hòu tái yǎn yuán dōu shì zhuān yè yǎn yuán |
| [00:15.09] | yú: ēn |
| [00:16.81] | guō: jiù wǒ yí gè bú shì zhuān yè de |
| [00:18.55] | yú: zěn me |
| [00:19.70] | guō: wǒ jīn tiān shàng nǐ men zhè piao yī duàn |
| [00:25.14] | yú: nín zhè zuǐ lǐ dǎo xiǎng xiàng shuō xiàng sheng de |
| [00:28.86] | guō: shì a, yīn wèi běn shēn wǒ shì yí gè hěn yǒu qián de rén |
| [00:35.70] | yú: ó, nín yǒu qián |
| [00:37.07] | guō: wǒ shàng zhe lái jiù wèi le wán. zhǐ yào ràng wǒ shuō, yào duō shǎo qián wǒ dōu gěi |
| [00:43.82] | yú: nín huán gěi wǒ men qián |
| [00:45.18] | guō: nà dāng rán, bù guāng gěi hòu tái qián, guān zhòng men wǒ yě gěi qián |
| [00:49.59] | yú: tīng de yě gěi |
| [00:51.53] | guō: zhǐ yào nǐ men tīng, bù mà jiē bù qǐ hòng, tīng wán wǒ shuō yī duàn yī rén gěi yī bǎi qián |
| [01:03.26] | guō: gěi èr bǎi le |
| [01:05.93] | guō: sān bǎi, wǔ bǎi |
| [01:11.12] | yú: nín zài hǎn hǎn |
| [01:13.92] | guō: hái néng wǎng shàng zhǎng dàn shì yǒu yāo qiú |
| [01:16.48] | yú: hái yǒu yāo qiú |
| [01:17.79] | guō: kàn nǐ men lè bù lè, pū cī yī lè |
| [01:20.75] | yú: zhè gěi duō shǎo |
| [01:21.65] | guō: liù bǎi |
| [01:22.40] | yú: zhè jiù liù bǎi le |
| [01:23.80] | guō: hā hā hā bā bǎi |
| [01:25.60] | yú: bā bǎi, dà lè, bā bǎi |
| [01:27.47] | guō: hā, zhè dōu kàn dào sǎng zi yǎn le gěi yī qiān |
| [01:30.96] | yú: zhè jiù xiào de bù xíng le |
| [01:32.79] | guō: xiào dé zuì lì hài de dà bǎ de qián gěi |
| [01:35.62] | guō: nǐ men yě, hòu tái yě suàn shàng |
| [01:37.03] | yú: wǒ men yě kě yǐ lè ma |
| [01:37.99] | guō: nǐ men lè yě yí yàng gěi qián |
| [01:39.17] | yú: yě xíng |
| [01:40.11] | guō: nǐ lè yí gè kàn kàn |
| [01:40.70] | yú: a |
| [01:41.27] | guō: lè a, lè |
| [01:43.04] | yú: wǒ men zhè huì lè, xíng me 23333333333.. xíng ma |
| [01:53.45] | guō: gěi sān wàn |
| [01:55.34] | yú: zěn me nà me xiè a |
| [01:56.38] | guō: dōu kàn dào wǎn fàn le |
| [01:57.70] | yú: Huo, hǎo ma, tài guò le nín zhè gè |
| [02:01.85] | guō: jiù shì yǒu qián |
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