| [00:00.00] | 郭:天儿这么晚了，来了这么多人，听我们说相声，真是太给面子了。于:哎哟高兴 |
| [00:10.05] | 郭:心里很舒服，今天后台演员都是专业演员，就我一个不是专业的。于:怎么？ |
| [00:19.37] | 郭:我今天上你们这儿，票一段。于:您这嘴里倒像说相声的。 |
| [00:27.90] | 郭:是啊，因为本身我是一个很有钱的人。于:哦您有钱。 |
| [00:36.47] | 郭:我上这儿来就为了玩儿，只要让我说，要多少钱我都给。于:哦您还给我们钱。 |
| [00:44.78] | 郭:那当然。不光给后台钱，观众们我也给钱。于:听的也给。 |
| [00:51.03] | 郭:只要你们听，不骂街不起哄，听完我说一段，一人给一百块钱。 |
| [00:59.61] | (观众叫好声)于:嘿！郭:给二百啦。 |
| [01:04.17] | (继续叫好声)郭:三百！五百！于:您再喊喊。 |
| [01:12.08] | 郭:还能往上涨但是有要求。于:还有要求？郭:看你们乐不乐的。 |
| [01:18.66] | 郭:噗嗤一乐 于:这给多少？郭:六百。于:这就六百啦。 |
| [01:23.37] | 郭:哈哈哈，八百。于:大乐八百。郭:这都看见嗓子眼儿了给一千。 |
| [01:30.93] | 于:这就笑得不行了。郭:笑得最厉害的啊，大把的钱给，你们也算上啊后台也算上，你们乐一样给钱。 |
| [01:38.70] | 于:行。郭:你乐一看看。乐一个。于:啊？郭：乐看看。 |
| [01:41.82] | 于:我们这会乐。郭:来来来。于:行吗？郭:来。于:(大笑)行吗？ |
| [01:51.78] | 郭:给三万!于:怎么那么些啊。郭:都看见晚饭了。于:嚯，好么。 |
| [01:59.32] | 于:太过了您这个。郭:就是有钱。于:就这么糟。 |
| [02:04.33] | 郭:呵，你瞧我这架势。于:怎么？郭:大企业家这意思。于:大企业家怎么都摘楞着啊。 |
| [02:11.48] | 郭:摘楞像话吗，就是有钱！于:有钱好啊。郭:当然了，这是咱们奋斗得来的。于:这倒对。 |
| [02:20.67] | 郭:早先不行啊，普通人一走到燕莎跟前儿我就掉眼泪儿。于:为什么。郭:大买卖什么时候是我的。于:想瞎了心了都。 |
| [02:31.82] | 郭:存钱！存钱给他倒过来。于:买燕莎？郭:存了三年，一问呐，连这门都买不下来。于:对，那是大买卖！ |
| [02:45.56] | 郭:后来得想辙啊，家里一天到晚不像过的，吃了上顿儿没下顿儿，过年了弄点儿萝卜缨子和点儿棒子面儿，搁到盆儿里全家在那儿duo。于:这喂鸡呢是怎么着啊。 |
| [02:59.01] | 郭:穷啊，住的房子千疮百孔，一下雨算要了亲命了。于:怎么了？ |
| [03:05.61] | 郭:外边小雨屋里边中雨，外边儿大雨屋里边暴雨，有时候这个雨实在太大了全家人都上院儿里头避雨去。于:没听说过我都，有上院儿里避雨去的吗？ |
| [03:18.62] | 郭:条件很艰苦啊，但是我也是人啊，我要追求很好的生活，我要发财啊除了做生意我没有别的道儿啊。于:那就做买卖吧。 |
| [03:32.01] | 郭:做买卖又没钱。于:你看，没本钱。郭:家里就三亿。于:这就不少啦！郭:三个一分的。于:连一五分的都没有，那做什么买卖啊？ |
| [03:45.66] | 郭:抢银行去，我上门口派出所还问去了。于:问什么啊。郭:国家让抢银行吗？于:穷疯了吧你。郭:扣我住了两天。 |
| [03:57.20] | 郭:劫道儿去这个行，拿把刀出去找一旮旯儿等着。于:这得有胆子。郭:来一女的，噌我就蹦出去了。 |
| [04:04.45] | 郭:此山是我开此树是我栽，要打此处过留下买路财。于:老词儿。郭:我一说她哭了，一问是下岗女工，越说越可怜我给她五块。于:您还能找出五块来呐。 |
| [04:20.04] | 郭:照着这样，再劫个三回五回的我得卖血去啊，不够挑费啊，是不是。这样劫道倒是逮不起来能得几个奖状。于:都做了慈善工作了。 |
| [04:36.95] | 郭:街道还给我弄几个锦旗来，那管什么用十二个锦旗改一被面儿。于:还是没吃的啊。 |
| [04:44.12] | 郭:发财了后来。于:哦发财啦，挣钱了。郭:美国打伊拉克，打伊拉克，我有一朋友，专门给他们送盒饭。于:人家美军吃盒饭么。 |
| [04:59.45] | 郭:我朋友搞餐饮的，给送盒饭，我说真的假的我开始不信。于:我也不信。郭:人家一解释咱信了。于:是吗？ |
| [05:08.66] | 郭:人说得头头是道啊。于:怎么说的？郭:蒸米饭，弄菜，连长以上的啊，鱼香肉丝；连长以下鸡蛋西红柿，这一听着它合情合理。于:啊这就信啦。 |
| [05:21.54] | 郭:这要都是土豆丝儿，这不可信。于:对，太单调。郭:是不是啊，我说你带我去吧，弄我上战场上收废品去，打完人剩的子弹机关枪坦克，步枪，好么新步枪，咔撅开了搁一子弹，啪，新的。 |
| [05:41.09] | 于:撅开了打啊。郭:对啊。于:什么人啊您这是。郭:它不这么先进能打得了伊拉克么，这些都拉回来，我发财了。于:哦挣钱了。 |
| [05:50.05] | 郭:这我卖钢材啊，我院儿里边垒一锅，大铁锅，拿锯把这大炮坦克都锯成一块儿一块的。于:这功夫眼儿下的。郭:架上火烧，烧化了铺在地上，剌好四方块儿，卖钢板。于:就这么做钢板呐。 |
| [06:08.87] | 郭:吃！于:有钱了么。郭:玩儿，花钱，造！报复以前贫穷的生活。于:这怎么报复。 |
| [06:20.62] | 郭:花钱，玩儿命地吃，刀削面！于:没什么好儿。郭:大碗的，哼，牛肉拉面，锅贴儿，方便面。于:全是面啊您这个。 |
| [06:36.14] | 郭:一泡泡两碗儿，买根儿肠子吃。于:买一根儿肠子。郭:买一根肠子吃，烤一块钱羊肉串儿。于:那也就一串儿。 |
| [06:46.05] | 郭:来一大腰子，多搁盐，多搁孜然，多搁辣椒。于:味儿浓点儿。郭:hetui。于:怎么了。郭:太齁得慌了。于:谁让你搁那么些盐来了。 |
| [06:57.87] | 郭:吃枣饽饽。于:枣饽饽您听听这词儿啊。郭:枣饽饽，买韭菜馅儿饼，吃西餐去。于:吃完韭菜馅儿馅饼吃西餐去？ |
| [07:11.68] | 郭:有糊塌子吗？于:没有啊，西餐有糊塌子啊。郭:我搁人带着刀带着叉带着锯条来的。于:带锯条啊。 |
| [07:24.82] | 郭:他不预备，还干西餐。于:是啊人这不是木匠铺。郭:来个牛扒吧，别搁牛肉啊我爱吃洋葱多来洋葱啊。于:那叫牛扒吗那个。 |
| [07:36.85] | 郭:面包，少来这套，我带着烤饼呢知道么，玩儿命吃。于:烤饼卷洋葱。 |
| [07:43.29] | 郭:诶，买一带里儿（内衬）的褂子。于:以前穿的褂子都不带里儿。郭:买白袜子，买布鞋，买球鞋，跑步，上公共汽车咱也投币。于:以前都逃票啊。 |
| [07:58.72] | 郭:有钱了，存自行车不划价了。于:存自行车您还划价啊。郭:对啊。于:您穷疯了吧您都。 |
| [08:09.30] | 郭:花钱这什么时候能把钱造完了啊这个。于:是这太少了这个。郭:花钱呐，吃喝玩乐吧。怎么能花钱，吃呗。于:还吃？郭:一天吃八顿。 |
| [08:24.48] | 于:加顿数了。郭:北京城只要是饭店推门儿就进。于:就吃。郭:炒，来个鱼香肉丝。于:还是鱼香肉丝您这个。 |
| [08:34.97] | 郭:来个鱼香鸡丝。于:跟美军吃一块儿去了。郭:再来个鱼香茄子，我得意这口儿啊。于:鱼香的。 |
| [08:41.09] | 郭:尤其是馒头蘸这汤最好知道么。于:您就上那蘸汤去了。郭:下饭，这最下饭这个。 |
| [08:48.96] | 郭:花钱，后来有人告诉我了，这个你得吃西餐，西餐贵。我说我去了，要糊塌子都没有。于:这是没有。郭:也吃辣，什么泰国菜啊，韩国菜啊，越南菜啊印度菜，这个它也贵你知道么。 |
| [09:08.13] | 郭:诶我说这主意好啊，现在兴吃什么啊？兴什么都有，最近有一种韩国出的炸鸡，提前把这鸡块儿啊煨好了料，过油炸完了，它有一种特制的番茄酱，弄好了一吃，太好了。 |
| [09:24.79] | 郭:半只鸡七十八。于:这可贵了。郭:这挑费高了，我痛快了，可找着花钱的道儿了。于:花78 |
| [09:33.55] | 郭:我说哪儿，哪儿有。告诉你去，麦子店儿，麦子店那有。于:麦子店？郭:那边韩国人多，上那买去吃去。 |
| [09:40.87] | 郭:打车去了，一下车一瞧一趟街，生意兴隆，两边儿都是门脸儿，就洗头的那个。于:洗头的？郭:都服务态度特别好。于:是吗？郭:我打那儿一过都喊我。 |
| [09:57.70] | 于:往里头叫您呢那是。郭:反正我这么短就别洗了(x)是吧我吃饭！于:吃饭。郭:吃那个韩国炸鸡那个。于:诶对找这个去。 |
| [10:10.23] | 郭:我为花钱来的。于:对啊。郭:走到紧头大饭店，写着韩国字，就这了，推门进去了，没人，不是吃饭点儿啊。于:哦晚了。 |
| [10:22.16] | 郭:夜里一点。于:嚯，这时候去。郭:坐下了，拿过它那个，搌布(天津方言，同“抹布”)于:搌布么餐巾。郭:掖在这儿，准备。服务员儿过来，过来一姑娘拿着菜谱。点菜吧。 |
| [10:40.08] | 郭:噗(hetui)于:这份儿脏啊，就别抖落了。郭:你们这儿有没有那个，鸡？嘘(学服务员)我就是。 |
| [11:06.50] | 郭:是啊，那吃吧。于:这怎么吃啊。郭:啊？于:真跟着？郭:领到后面雅间吃饭嘛，瞧这屋里面有一单人床，有一沙发，不像吃饭的样儿啊。于:床上吃？ |
| [11:29.93] | 郭:我正纳闷儿呢她也进来了，把门关上了，插销插上了，把灯关上了。于:关灯？ |
| [11:40.01] | 郭:第二天早晨呐，我一出来，于:不是你先等会儿。郭:大太阳天儿，响晴薄日，红日··于:哪就第二天早晨了这还没说完呢您这个。 |
| [11:56.55] | 郭:啊?于:头天晚上怎么着了？郭:啊?于:装傻是不是，装傻。头天晚上怎么着了，ber一下关灯。 |
| [12:11.48] | 郭:第二天早晨呐，大太阳地儿。于:行了哪儿啊，问你当天晚上关灯以后怎么着了。 |
| [12:20.34] | 郭:一关灯啊，警察就把门踹开了。于:害，警察来啦。郭:花了八千块钱，不过我觉着这个韩国风味还是很不错的。于:那是韩国风味吗。 |
| [12:32.81] | 郭:从那起我经常上那去消费，过了半年呐，我卖钢材的钱都花干净了，家里又穷了，你说这日子怎么过的。 |
| [12:43.58] | 郭:一天到晚孩子哭大人嚷，我那儿子也不懂事儿，饿啦俄，恨得我，去年没吃饭？于:废话，去年吃饭管用吗？ |
| [12:57.94] | 郭:出去玩会儿去，去，看哪有掉饼的捡一块回来。于:捡饼去。郭:他出去了，我媳妇瞪着我我瞪着她，谁也不说话，呲溜一下子孩子回来了。 |
| [13:10.56] | 郭:爸爸，来人啦。谁来啦，姥姥来啦。胖姥姥瘦姥姥？于:怎么还分俩啊。 |
| [13:21.64] | 郭:胖姥姥啊，是舅姥姥，家里有钱，吃得胖；瘦姥姥是我丈母娘孩子亲姥姥，家里穷啊，太瘦了。胖姥姥瘦姥姥？瘦姥姥。 |
| [13:35.34] | 于:亲姥姥来了。郭:关门！快点儿关门，啪把门关上了，就这么着还关晚了。于:怎么？ |
| [13:43.92] | 郭:门一关，我丈母娘打门缝里进来了。于:嚯，这太瘦了吧这个。 |
| [13:51.54] | 郭:进来了，跟我还说话呢，姑爷你怎么关门儿啊。于:您这丈母娘改驴皮影儿啦。 |
| [14:04.66] | 郭:她瘦啊你知道么。于:害，这也太瘦了吧，打门缝里就挤进来了。郭:吓我一跳，嚯，我一嚯这口气儿，把老人家吹出去挂在墙上了。 |
| [14:18.82] | 郭:墙上有俩钉子挂着胳膊，ho这不是我丈母娘啊，上帝来了这是。于:好么，改耶稣了。 |
| [14:27.32] | 郭:搀下来搀下来，不是您怎么这么有功夫啊，吃完饭来的吧。别废话啊。于:甭比划您就说就行了。 |
| [14:37.03] | 郭:行动不要这个啊，别废话，有饭辙还上你这儿来？您来巧了，几个人没吃饭咱们一块儿，上炕躺着吧。 |
| [14:46.91] | 于:躺着呀。郭:我们家有一宝炕，砖头垒的，一头高一头低，今儿吃饱了脑袋冲上，今天没饭辙脑袋冲下一会儿就饱。于:愣空啊。 |
| [14:59.36] | 郭:躺着吧躺着吧。丈母娘躺那儿了二十分钟鼻血都下来了。于:嚯，太狠了。 |
| [15:05.99] | 郭:还饿吗，心火太大了，这多好这个啊，歇着吧，聊会儿天，聊着聊着天黑了。晚上九点来钟了，睡吧也没什么事儿了。于:这就睡了。 |
| [15:23.66] | 郭:都躺下吧躺好了，家里就一床被，跟口罩那么大。于:那没法盖。 |
| [15:30.01] | 郭:给孩子盖吧，给孩子盖肚子上省得着凉，我丈母娘我媳妇躺好了，没被，等会儿啊，出去拿筐弄两筐土进来，别动啊。 |
| [15:42.85] | 于:活埋了这就。郭:拿铁锹拍好了，别翻身啊别翻身，露着胳膊着凉你知道吗。 |
| [15:55.18] | 郭:你看你们娘儿俩多有造化，谁埋我啊。于:对啊您怎么办啊。 |
| [16:01.33] | 郭:就是啊，想辙吧，院儿里捡两块半头砖，这是我的枕头，得找一被啊，胡同口不知谁家有一水缸，没底儿。 |
| [16:12.77] | 郭:搬进来钻到里头去，这是我的小被儿。于:就盖水缸了。 |
| [16:18.51] | 郭:睡觉吧，大伙儿很安静的闭上眼睛，就在阖家欢乐的时候啊。于:什么阖家欢乐。 |
| [16:25.47] | 郭:就高兴的时候，我们家这门帘子让人撩开了，打外边儿进来一小偷。于:贼啊。 |
| [16:35.93] | 郭:他还有人性吗。于:他要但凡打听清楚了也不至于。郭:是啊。 |
| [16:42.89] | 郭:刚入道的这都是，东一摸西一摸找我寻思你找吧我找一年多了都没找着东西。 |
| [16:51.06] | 于:早翻遍了。郭:找半天没有，站那儿抱着肩膀骂闲街，嗬这家缺德人家。你要偷我不恼你，你骂我不行。 |
| [17:01.70] | 郭:我这个尊严是很贵重的，我是要脸儿的人呐，我偷偷摸摸地把我这枕头就拿起来了，瞧这半头砖。 |
| [17:15.56] | 于:给贼开了。郭:血当时就下来了。哎呀疼死我了。认便宜吧，得亏是枕头，要拿我这被子砸你你早死了。于:害，有拿缸扔(zhuai)人家的嘛。 |
| [17:30.24] | 郭:都起来，全家人都起来了，给他捆上，好小子敢偷我，翻他身，一翻口袋，就一块钱。 |
| [17:42.01] | 郭:把我气得太没有职业道德了，就那一块钱就出来偷东西，胆太大了，扒了他。 |
| [17:49.03] | 郭:从上到下把他这衣裳扒了个一丝不挂，揪揪头发看看是不是头套。于:全翻干净了。 |
| [17:55.61] | 郭:走吧，去吧我哪儿去，我一丝不挂出去让人打死？我说这怎么办我们也就这一身儿啊，我给你我怎么办呢。 |
| [18:07.46] | 郭:你赔我这被子，把缸拿出来我扶着他跳进去，一端缸盖转身就走，回来!不打你不骂你连客气话都不会说，鞠个躬再走也行啊。 |
| [18:21.08] | 郭:怎么这么不懂事啊，恕末将甲胄在身不能施以全礼。于:哎呀，就甭拽啦。就说端着缸就完了呗。 |
| [18:32.97] | 郭:我痛快了，郭德纲发家致富的机会又来了。于:又有什么机会啊。 |
| [18:38.72] | 郭:伟大的一块钱，诶，假的？于:白费劲了。郭:太缺德了，你这不是坑人害人吗，从穷人手里边抢饭吃啊。 |
| [18:53.24] | 郭:假的假的吧，保不齐能花出去，明天早晨拿这一块钱放高利贷，到月底能收回三十万五十万。 |
| [19:03.73] | 于;怎么想的啊您这。郭:紧跟着做买卖，倒腾到年底，咱们啊跟比尔盖茨边上边儿下。于:想吧您就。 |
| [19:13.63] | 郭:高兴，正想着天都亮了，门口过一个推着车卖早点的，见过那个吧。于:那叫？ |
| [19:21.12] | 郭:阳光早餐呐。于:那带车的那个。郭:油条啊，油饼啊，麻花啊炸糕啊，小米粥啊面茶。于:什么都有。 |
| [19:32.12] | 郭:尤其我们门口这个，这面茶太好了，熬得香喷喷的车推着，我乐了。媳妇儿咱们出去买点儿早点吃，化个妆捯饬捯饬啊。 |
| [19:42.61] | 于:还化妆。郭:多给点儿，我媳妇挺高兴，把那老存性拿出来了，撕了一块。 |
| [19:49.07] | 郭:年下有人贴那个对子我们撕一块。于:红纸。拿这当胭脂。郭:嗬，有红似白的，来拿我那盆，拿我那洗脚那盆去，打点儿面茶喝。 |
| [20:02.30] | 于:拿洗脚盆打面茶啊。郭:那给的多你知道吧，就这么大一小盆，去吧，出去了。哎，卖早点的，别走，买早点。 |
| [20:13.44] | 郭:卖早点的乐了，诶好大姐您看您来什么，走到跟前儿一伸手先抓了四个炸糕，咽下去了。 |
| [20:25.21] | 郭:她心里踏实了。于:有底了。郭:肚子有底了，来，打份儿面茶，面茶锅倒过来往我这盆里倒，连个底儿都没倒满。于:那锅小。 |
| [20:36.74] | 郭:给你钱，找钱吧。于:给人一块钱假钱还找钱啊。郭:卖面茶的接过来眼泪都下来了。大姐，您这是假的啊。 |
| [20:47.24] | 郭:是啊，怎么着，是假的啊，假的怎么了。不是，您要是印的都对得起我，这是拿圆珠笔画的。于:哎呀，谁这么缺德啊。 |
| [21:00.88] | 郭:太万恶了你们啊，您别废话，把这油条给我拿三十五十的，麻花都拿过来，你把车撂下你走吧。 |
| [21:10.30] | 于:抢啊是怎么着。郭:钱不要了，说这话一伸手又抓四个炸糕扔嘴里俩咔哧咔哧嚼，卖面茶的不通情理啊。 |
| [21:20.65] | 郭:急了，过来跟我媳妇打架，我媳妇正好端着我那盆呢正喝面茶呢吨吨吨吨吨吨。 |
| [21:26.75] | 郭:他拳头大了下来了，我媳妇会打架，端着这盆往上一迎，整个就翻了，盆扣在脑子上，脸血带面茶全下来了。 |
| [21:40.06] | 郭:我媳妇不饶人呐俩手这通胡噜啊，胡噜面茶啊。于:害，就甭胡噜了。郭;喝一口是一口啊。 |
| [21:47.84] | 郭:腾过手来这手炸糕tang就扔嘴里了正嚼着呢俩人撕吧一块儿了，一脚他把我媳妇踹躺下，抬脚踩在脖子这。 |
| [21:56.83] | 郭:一块炸糕上不来下不去，我在屋里瞧着呢，我能不管吗。于:您得去。郭:大丈夫宁死阵前不死阵后燕子三抄水打屋里噔噔噔到跟前儿饿虎扑食一伸手—— |
| [22:09.92] | 郭:啪。于:怎么回事？郭:抓四个麻花。于:啊？您也吃啊。郭:我又见着粮食了，我一吃这小子可急了，一转身奔我来一抬腿听我媳妇嗝喽一声。 |
| [22:22.09] | 于:怎么回事。郭:炸糕咽下去了。于:还吃呢？ |
| [00:00.00] | guo: tian r zhe me wan le, lai le zhe me duo ren, ting wo men shuo xiang sheng, zhen shi tai gei mian zi le. yu: ai yo gao xing |
| [00:10.05] | guo: xin li hen shu fu, jin tian hou tai yan yuan dou shi zhuan ye yan yuan, jiu wo yi ge bu shi zhuan ye de. yu: zen me? |
| [00:19.37] | guo: wo jin tian shang ni men zhe er, piao yi duan. yu: nin zhe zui li dao xiang shuo xiang sheng de. |
| [00:27.90] | guo: shi a, yin wei ben shen wo shi yi ge hen you qian de ren. yu: o nin you qian. |
| [00:36.47] | guo: wo shang zhe er lai jiu wei le wan er, zhi yao rang wo shuo, yao duo shao qian wo dou gei. yu: o nin huan gei wo men qian. |
| [00:44.78] | guo: na dang ran. bu guang gei hou tai qian, guan zhong men wo ye gei qian. yu: ting de ye gei. |
| [00:51.03] | guo: zhi yao ni men ting, bu ma jie bu qi hong, ting wan wo shuo yi duan, yi ren gei yi bai kuai qian. |
| [00:59.61] | guan zhong jiao hao sheng yu: hei! guo: gei er bai la. |
| [01:04.17] | ji xu jiao hao sheng guo: san bai! wu bai! yu: nin zai han han. |
| [01:12.08] | guo: hai neng wang shang zhang dan shi you yao qiu. yu: hai you yao qiu? guo: kan ni men le bu le de. |
| [01:18.66] | guo: pu chi yi le yu: zhe gei duo shao? guo: liu bai. yu: zhe jiu liu bai la. |
| [01:23.37] | guo: ha ha ha, ba bai. yu: da le ba bai. guo: zhe dou kan jian sang zi yan r le gei yi qian. |
| [01:30.93] | yu: zhe jiu xiao de bu xing le. guo: xiao de zui li hai de a, da ba de qian gei, ni men ye suan shang a hou tai ye suan shang, ni men le yi yang gei qian. |
| [01:38.70] | yu: xing. guo: ni le yi kan kan. le yi ge. yu: a? guo: le kan kan. |
| [01:41.82] | yu: wo men zhe hui le. guo: lai lai lai. yu: xing ma? guo: lai. yu: da xiao xing ma? |
| [01:51.78] | guo: gei san wan! yu: zen me na me xie a. guo: dou kan jian wan fan le. yu: huo, hao me. |
| [01:59.32] | yu: tai guo le nin zhe ge. guo: jiu shi you qian. yu: jiu zhe me zao. |
| [02:04.33] | guo: a, ni qiao wo zhe jia shi. yu: zen me? guo: da qi ye jia zhe yi si. yu: da qi ye jia zen me dou zhai leng zhe a. |
| [02:11.48] | guo: zhai leng xiang hua ma, jiu shi you qian! yu: you qian hao a. guo: dang ran le, zhe shi zan men fen dou de lai de. yu: zhe dao dui. |
| [02:20.67] | guo: zao xian bu xing a, pu tong ren yi zou dao yan sha gen qian er wo jiu diao yan lei er. yu: wei shi me. guo: da mai mai shen me shi hou shi wo de. yu: xiang xia le xin le dou. |
| [02:31.82] | guo: cun qian! cun qian gei ta dao guo lai. yu: mai yan sha? guo: cun le san nian, yi wen na, lian zhe men dou mai bu xia lai. yu: dui, na shi da mai mai! |
| [02:45.56] | guo: hou lai de xiang zhe a, jia li yi tian dao wan bu xiang guo de, chi le shang dun er mei xia dun er, guo nian le nong dian er luo bo ying zi he dian er bang zi mian r, ge dao pen er li quan jia zai na r duo. yu: zhe wei ji ne shi zen me zhao a. |
| [02:59.01] | guo: qiong a, zhu de fang zi qian chuang bai kong, yi xia yu suan yao le qin ming le. yu: zen me le? |
| [03:05.61] | guo: wai bian xiao yu wu li bian zhong yu, wai bian r da yu wu li bian bao yu, you shi hou zhe ge yu shi zai tai da le quan jia ren dou shang yuan er li tou bi yu qu. yu: mei ting shuo guo wo dou, you shang yuan er li bi yu qu de ma? |
| [03:18.62] | guo: tiao jian hen jian ku a, dan shi wo ye shi ren a, wo yao zhui qiu hen hao de sheng huo, wo yao fa cai a chu le zuo sheng yi wo mei you bie de dao er a. yu: na jiu zuo mai mai ba. |
| [03:32.01] | guo: zuo mai mai you mei qian. yu: ni kan, mei ben qian. guo: jia li jiu san yi. yu: zhe jiu bu shao la! guo: san ge yi fen de. yu: lian yi wu fen de dou mei you, na zuo shi mo mai mai a? |
| [03:45.66] | guo: qiang yin hang qu, wo shang men kou pai chu suo hai wen qu le. yu: wen shen me a. guo: guo jia rang qiang yin hang ma? yu: qiong feng le ba ni. guo: kou wo zhu le liang tian. |
| [03:57.20] | guo: jie dao er qu zhe ge xing, na ba dao chu qu zhao yi ga la er deng zhe. yu: zhe de you dan zi. guo: lai yi nv de, ceng wo jiu beng chu qu le. |
| [04:04.45] | guo: ci shan shi wo kai ci shu shi wo zai, yao da ci chu guo liu xia mai lu cai. yu: lao ci er. guo: wo yi shuo ta ku le, yi wen shi xia gang nv gong, yue shuo yue ke lian wo gei ta wu kuai. yu: nin hai neng zhao chu wu kuai lai na. |
| [04:20.04] | guo: zhao zhe zhe yang, zai jie ge san hui wu hui de wo de mai xue qu a, bu gou tiao fei a, shi bu shi. zhe yang jie dao dao shi dai bu qi lai neng de ji ge jiang zhuang. yu: dou zuo le ci shan gong zuo le. |
| [04:36.95] | guo: jie dao huan gei wo nong ji ge jin qi lai, na guan shen me yong shi er ge jin qi gai yi bei mian r. yu: hai shi mei chi de a. |
| [04:44.12] | guo: fa cai le hou lai. yu: o fa cai la, zheng qian le. guo: mei guo da yi la ke, da yi la ke, wo you yi peng you, zhuan men gei ta men song he fan. yu: ren jia mei jun chi he fan me. |
| [04:59.45] | guo: wo peng you gao can yin de, gei song he fan, wo shuo zhen de jia de wo kai shi bu xin. yu: wo ye bu xin. guo: ren jia yi jie shi zan xin le. yu: shi ma? |
| [05:08.66] | guo: ren shuo de tou tou shi dao a. yu: zen me shuo de? guo: zheng mi fan, nong cai, lian chang yi shang de a, yu xiang rou si lian chang yi xia ji dan xi hong shi, zhe yi ting zhe ta he qing he li. yu: a zhe jiu xin la. |
| [05:21.54] | guo: zhe yao dou shi tu dou si er, zhe bu ke xin. yu: dui, tai dan diao. guo: shi bu shi a, wo shuo ni dai wo qu ba, nong wo shang zhan chang shang shou fei pin qu, da wan ren sheng de zi dan ji guan qiang tan ke, bu qiang, hao me xin bu qiang, ka jue kai le ge yi zi dan, pa, xin de. |
| [05:41.09] | yu: jue kai le da a. guo: dui a. yu: shen me ren a nin zhe shi. guo: ta bu zhe me xian jin neng da de le yi la ke me, zhei xie dou la hui lai, wo fa cai le. yu: o zheng qian le. |
| [05:50.05] | guo: zhe wo mai gang cai a, wo yuan er li bian lei yi guo, da tie guo, na ju ba zhe da pao tan ke dou ju cheng yi kuai er yi kuai de. yu: zhe gong fu yan er xia de. guo: jia shang huo shao, shao hua le pu zai di shang, la hao si fang kuai er, mai gang ban. yu: jiu zhe me zuo gang ban na. |
| [06:08.87] | guo: chi! yu: you qian le me. guo: wan er, hua qian, zao! bao fu yi qian pin qiong de sheng huo. yu: zhe zen me bao fu. |
| [06:20.62] | guo: hua qian, wan er ming di chi, dao xiao mian! yu: mei shen me hao er. guo: da wan de, heng, niu rou la mian, guo tie er, fang bian mian. yu: quan shi mian a nin zhe ge. |
| [06:36.14] | guo: yi pao pao liang wan er, mai gen er chang zi chi. yu: mai yi gen er chang zi. guo: mai yi gen chang zi chi, kao yi kuai qian yang rou chuan er. yu: na ye jiu yi chuan er. |
| [06:46.05] | guo: lai yi da yao zi, duo ge yan, duo ge zi ran, duo ge la jiao. yu: wei r nong dian er. guo: hetui. yu: zen me le. guo: tai hou de huang le. yu: shui rang ni ge na me xie yan lai le. |
| [06:57.87] | guo: chi zao bo bo. yu: zao bo bo nin ting ting zhe ci er a. guo: zao bo bo, mai jiu cai xian er bing, chi xi can qu. yu: chi wan jiu cai xian er xian bing chi xi can qu? |
| [07:11.68] | guo: you hu ta zi ma? yu: mei you a, xi can you hu ta zi a. guo: wo ge ren dai zhe dao dai zhe cha dai zhe ju tiao lai de. yu: dai ju tiao a. |
| [07:24.82] | guo: ta bu yu bei, hai gan xi can. yu: shi a ren zhe bu shi mu jiang pu. guo: lai ge niu ba ba, bie ge niu rou a wo ai chi yang cong duo lai yang cong a. yu: na jiao niu ba ma na ge. |
| [07:36.85] | guo: mian bao, shao lai zhe tao, wo dai zhe kao bing ne zhi dao me, wan er ming chi. yu: kao bing juan yang cong. |
| [07:43.29] | guo: ei, mai yi dai li er nei chen de gua zi. yu: yi qian chuan de gua zi dou bu dai li er. guo: mai bai wa zi, mai bu xie, mai qiu xie, pao bu, shang gong gong qi che zan ye tou bi. yu: yi qian dou tao piao a. |
| [07:58.72] | guo: you qian le, cun zi xing che bu hua jia le. yu: cun zi xing che nin hai hua jia a. guo: dui a. yu: nin qiong feng le ba nin dou. |
| [08:09.30] | guo: hua qian zhe shen me shi hou neng ba qian zao wan le a zhe ge. yu: shi zhe tai shao le zhe ge. guo: hua qian na, chi he wan le ba. zen me neng hua qian, chi bei. yu: hai chi? guo: yi tian chi ba dun. |
| [08:24.48] | yu: jia dun shu le. guo: bei jing cheng zhi yao shi fan dian tui men er jiu jin. yu: jiu chi. guo: chao, lai ge yu xiang rou si. yu: hai shi yu xiang rou si nin zhe ge. |
| [08:34.97] | guo: lai ge yu xiang ji si. yu: gen mei jun chi yi kuai er qu le. guo: zai lai ge yu xiang qie zi, wo de yi zhe kou er a. yu: yu xiang de. |
| [08:41.09] | guo: you qi shi man tou zhan zhe tang zui hao zhi dao me. yu: nin jiu shang na zhan tang qu le. guo: xia fan, zhe zui xia fan zhe ge. |
| [08:48.96] | guo: hua qian, hou lai you ren gao su wo le, zhe ge ni de chi xi can, xi can gui. wo shuo wo qu le, yao hu ta zi dou mei you. yu: zhe shi mei you. guo: ye chi la, shen me tai guo cai a, han guo cai a, yue nan cai a yin du cai, zhe ge ta ye gui ni zhi dao me. |
| [09:08.13] | guo: ei wo shuo zhe zhu yi hao a, xian zai xing chi shen me a? xing shen me dou you, zui jin you yi zhong han guo chu de zha ji, ti qian ba zhe ji kuai er a wei hao le liao, guo you zha wan le, ta you yi zhong te zhi de fan qie jiang, nong hao le yi chi, tai hao le. |
| [09:24.79] | guo: ban zhi ji qi shi ba. yu: zhe ke gui le. guo: zhe tiao fei gao le, wo tong kuai le, ke zhao zhao hua qian de dao er le. yu: hua 78 |
| [09:33.55] | guo: wo shuo na er, na er you. gao su ni qu, mai zi dian er, mai zi dian na you. yu: mai zi dian? guo: na bian han guo ren duo, shang na mai qu chi qu. |
| [09:40.87] | guo: da che qu le, yi xia che yi qiao yi tang jie, sheng yi xing long, liang bian er dou shi men lian er, jiu xi tou de na ge. yu: xi tou de? guo: dou fu wu tai du te bie hao. yu: shi ma? guo: wo da na er yi guo dou han wo. |
| [09:57.70] | yu: wang li tou jiao nin ne na shi. guo: fan zheng wo zhe me duan jiu bie xi le x shi ba wo chi fan! yu: chi fan. guo: chi na ge han guo zha ji na ge. yu: ei dui zhao zhe ge qu. |
| [10:10.23] | guo: wo wei hua qian lai de. yu: dui a. guo: zou dao jin tou da fan dian, xie zhe han guo zi, jiu zhe le, tui men jin qu le, mei ren, bu shi chi fan dian er a. yu: o wan le. |
| [10:22.16] | guo: ye li yi dian. yu: huo, zhe shi hou qu. guo: zuo xia le, na guo ta na ge, zhan bu tian jin fang yan, tong" ma bu" yu: zhan bu me can jin. guo: ye zai zhe er, zhun bei. fu wu yuan er guo lai, guo lai yi gu niang na zhe cai pu. dian cai ba. |
| [10:40.08] | guo: pu hetui yu: zhe fen er zang a, jiu bie dou luo le. guo: ni men zhe er you mei you na ge, ji? xu xue fu wu yuan wo jiu shi. |
| [11:06.50] | guo: shi a, na chi ba. yu: zhe zen me chi a. guo: a? yu: zhen gen zhe? guo: ling dao hou mian ya jian chi fan ma, qiao zhe wu li mian you yi dan ren chuang, you yi sha fa, bu xiang chi fan de yang er a. yu: chuang shang chi? |
| [11:29.93] | guo: wo zheng na men er ne ta ye jin lai le, ba men guan shang le, cha xiao cha shang le, ba deng guan shang le. yu: guan deng? |
| [11:40.01] | guo: di er tian zao chen na, wo yi chu lai, yu: bu shi ni xian deng hui er. guo: da tai yang tian r, xiang qing bao ri, hong ri yu: na jiu di er tian zao chen le zhe hai mei shuo wan ne nin zhe ge. |
| [11:56.55] | guo: a? yu: tou tian wan shang zen me zhao le? guo: a? yu: zhuang sha shi bu shi, zhuang sha. tou tian wan shang zen me zhao le, ber yi xia guan deng. |
| [12:11.48] | guo: di er tian zao chen na, da tai yang di r. yu: xing le na er a, wen ni dang tian wan shang guan deng yi hou zen me zhao le. |
| [12:20.34] | guo: yi guan deng a, jing cha jiu ba men chuai kai le. yu: hai, jing cha lai la. guo: hua le ba qian kuai qian, bu guo wo jue zhe zhe ge han guo feng wei hai shi hen bu cuo de. yu: na shi han guo feng wei ma. |
| [12:32.81] | guo: cong na qi wo jing chang shang na qu xiao fei, guo le ban nian na, wo mai gang cai de qian dou hua gan jing le, jia li you qiong le, ni shuo zhe ri zi zen me guo de. |
| [12:43.58] | guo: yi tian dao wan hai zi ku da ren rang, wo na er zi ye bu dong shi er, e la e, hen de wo, qu nian mei chi fan? yu: fei hua, qu nian chi fan guan yong ma? |
| [12:57.94] | guo: chu qu wan hui er qu, qu, kan na you diao bing de jian yi kuai hui lai. yu: jian bing qu. guo: ta chu qu le, wo xi fu deng zhe wo wo deng zhe ta, shui ye bu shuo hua, ci liu yi xia zi hai zi hui lai le. |
| [13:10.56] | guo: ba ba, lai ren la. shui lai la, lao lao lai la. pang lao lao shou lao lao? yu: zen me hai fen lia a. |
| [13:21.64] | guo: pang lao lao a, shi jiu lao lao, jia li you qian, chi de pang shou lao lao shi wo zhang mu niang hai zi qin lao lao, jia li qiong a, tai shou le. pang lao lao shou lao lao? shou lao lao. |
| [13:35.34] | yu: qin lao lao lai le. guo: guan men! kuai dian r guan men, pa ba men guan shang le, jiu zhe me zhao hai guan wan le. yu: zen me? |
| [13:43.92] | guo: men yi guan, wo zhang mu niang da men feng li jin lai le. yu: huo, zhe tai shou le ba zhe ge. |
| [13:51.54] | guo: jin lai le, gen wo hai shuo hua ne, gu ye ni zen me guan men er a. yu: nin zhe zhang mu niang gai lv pi ying r la. |
| [14:04.66] | guo: ta shou a ni zhi dao me. yu: hai, zhe ye tai shou le ba, da men feng li jiu ji jin lai le. guo: xia wo yi tiao, huo, wo yi huo zhe kou qi er, ba lao ren jia chui chu qu gua zai qiang shang le. |
| [14:18.82] | guo: qiang shang you lia ding zi gua zhe ge bo, ho zhe bu shi wo zhang mu niang a, shang di lai le zhe shi. yu: hao me, gai ye su le. |
| [14:27.32] | guo: chan xia lai chan xia lai, bu shi nin zen me zhe me you gong fu a, chi wan fan lai de ba. bie fei hua a. yu: beng bi hua nin jiu shuo jiu xing le. |
| [14:37.03] | guo: xing dong bu yao zhe ge a, bie fei hua, you fan zhe hai shang ni zhe er lai? nin lai qiao le, ji ge ren mei chi fan zan men yi kuai er, shang kang tang zhe ba. |
| [14:46.91] | yu: tang zhe ya. guo: wo men jia you yi bao kang, zhuan tou lei de, yi tou gao yi tou di, jin er chi bao le nao dai chong shang, jin tian mei fan zhe nao dai chong xia yi hui er jiu bao. yu: leng kong a. |
| [14:59.36] | guo: tang zhe ba tang zhe ba. zhang mu niang tang na er le er shi fen zhong bi xie du xia lai le. yu: huo, tai hen le. |
| [15:05.99] | guo: hai e ma, xin huo tai da le, zhe duo hao zhe ge a, xie zhe ba, liao hui er tian, liao zhe liao zhe tian hei le. wan shang jiu dian lai zhong le, shui ba ye mei shen me shi er le. yu: zhe jiu shui le. |
| [15:23.66] | guo: dou tang xia ba tang hao le, jia li jiu yi chuang bei, gen kou zhao na me da. yu: na mei fa gai. |
| [15:30.01] | guo: gei hai zi gai ba, gei hai zi gai du zi shang sheng de zhao liang, wo zhang mu niang wo xi fu tang hao le, mei bei, deng hui er a, chu qu na kuang nong liang kuang tu jin lai, bie dong a. |
| [15:42.85] | yu: huo mai le zhe jiu. guo: na tie qiao pai hao le, bie fan shen a bie fan shen, lu zhe ge bo zhao liang ni zhi dao ma. |
| [15:55.18] | guo: ni kan ni men niang er lia duo you zao hua, shui mai wo a. yu: dui a nin zen me ban a. |
| [16:01.33] | guo: jiu shi a, xiang zhe ba, yuan er li jian liang kuai ban tou zhuan, zhe shi wo de zhen tou, de zhao yi bei a, hu tong kou bu zhi shui jia you yi shui gang, mei di er. |
| [16:12.77] | guo: ban jin lai zuan dao li tou qu, zhe shi wo de xiao bei er. yu: jiu gai shui gang le. |
| [16:18.51] | guo: shui jiao ba, da huo er hen an jing de bi shang yan jing, jiu zai he jia huan le de shi hou a. yu: shen me he jia huan le. |
| [16:25.47] | guo: jiu gao xing de shi hou, wo men jia zhe men lian zi rang ren liao kai le, da wai bian r jin lai yi xiao tou. yu: zei a. |
| [16:35.93] | guo: ta hai you ren xing ma. yu: ta yao dan fan da ting qing chu le ye bu zhi yu. guo: shi a. |
| [16:42.89] | guo: gang ru dao de zhe dou shi, dong yi mo xi yi mo zhao wo xun si ni zhao ba wo zhao yi nian duo le dou mei zhao zhao dong xi. |
| [16:51.06] | yu: zao fan bian le. guo: zhao ban tian mei you, zhan na er bao zhe jian bang ma xian jie, he zhe jia que de ren jia. ni yao tou wo bu nao ni, ni ma wo bu xing. |
| [17:01.70] | guo: wo zhe ge zun yan shi hen gui zhong de, wo shi yao lian er de ren na, wo tou tou mo mo di ba wo zhe zhen tou jiu na qi lai le, qiao zhe ban tou zhuan. |
| [17:15.56] | yu: gei zei kai le. guo: xue dang shi jiu xia lai le. ai ya teng si wo le. ren pian yi ba, dei kui shi zhen tou, yao na wo zhe bei zi za ni ni zao si le. yu: hai, you na gang reng zhuai ren jia de ma. |
| [17:30.24] | guo: dou qi lai, quan jia ren dou qi lai le, gei ta kun shang, hao xiao zi gan tou wo, fan ta shen, yi fan kou dai, jiu yi kuai qian. |
| [17:42.01] | guo: ba wo qi de tai mei you zhi ye dao de le, jiu na yi kuai qian jiu chu lai tou dong xi, dan tai da le, ba le ta. |
| [17:49.03] | guo: cong shang dao xia ba ta zhe yi shang ba le ge yi si bu gua, jiu jiu tou fa kan kan shi bu shi tou tao. yu: quan fan gan jing le. |
| [17:55.61] | guo: zou ba, qu ba wo na er qu, wo yi si bu gua chu qu rang ren da si? wo shuo zhe zen me ban wo men ye jiu zhe yi shen er a, wo gei ni wo zen me ban ne. |
| [18:07.46] | guo: ni pei wo zhe bei zi, ba gang na chu lai wo fu zhe ta tiao jin qu, yi duan gang gai zhuan shen jiu zou, hui lai! bu da ni bu ma ni lian ke qi hua dou bu hui shuo, ju ge gong zai zou ye xing a. |
| [18:21.08] | guo: zen me zhe me bu dong shi a, shu mo jiang jia zhou zai shen bu neng shi yi quan li. yu: ai ya, jiu beng zhuai la. jiu shuo duan zhe gang jiu wan le bei. |
| [18:32.97] | guo: wo tong kuai le, guo de gang fa jia zhi fu de ji hui you lai le. yu: you you shen me ji hui a. |
| [18:38.72] | guo: wei da de yi kuai qian, ei, jia de? yu: bai fei jin le. guo: tai que de le, ni zhe bu shi keng ren hai ren ma, cong qiong ren shou li bian qiang fan chi a. |
| [18:53.24] | guo: jia de jia de ba, bao bu qi neng hua chu qu, ming tian zao chen na zhe yi kuai qian fang gao li dai, dao yue di neng shou hui san shi wan wu shi wan. |
| [19:03.73] | yu zen me xiang de a nin zhe. guo: jin gen zhe zuo mai mai, dao teng dao nian di, zan men a gen bi er gai ci bian shang bian r xia. yu: xiang ba nin jiu. |
| [19:13.63] | guo: gao xing, zheng xiang zhe tian du liang le, men kou guo yi ge tui zhe che mai zao dian de, jian guo na ge ba. yu: na jiao? |
| [19:21.12] | guo: yang guang zao can na. yu: na dai che de na ge. guo: you tiao a, you bing a, ma hua a zha gao a, xiao mi zhou a mian cha. yu: shen me dou you. |
| [19:32.12] | guo: you qi wo men men kou zhe ge, zhe mian cha tai hao le, ao de xiang pen pen de che tui zhe, wo le le. xi fu er zan men chu qu mai dian er zao dian chi, hua ge zhuang dao chi dao chi a. |
| [19:42.61] | yu: hai hua zhuang. guo: duo gei dian er, wo xi fu ting gao xing, ba na lao cun xing na chu lai le, si le yi kuai. |
| [19:49.07] | guo: nian xia you ren tie na ge dui zi wo men si yi kuai. yu: hong zhi. na zhe dang yan zhi. guo: he, you hong shi bai de, lai na wo na pen, na wo na xi jiao na pen qu, da dian er mian cha he. |
| [20:02.30] | yu: na xi jiao pen da mian cha a. guo: na gei de duo ni zhi dao ba, jiu zhe me da yi xiao pen, qu ba, chu qu le. ai, mai zao dian de, bie zou, mai zao dian. |
| [20:13.44] | guo: mai zao dian de le le, ei hao da jie nin kan nin lai shen me, zou dao gen qian er yi shen shou xian zhua le si ge zha gao, yan xia qu le. |
| [20:25.21] | guo: ta xin li ta shi le. yu: you di le. guo: du zi you di le, lai, da fen er mian cha, mian cha guo dao guo lai wang wo zhe pen li dao, lian ge di er dou mei dao man. yu: na guo xiao. |
| [20:36.74] | guo: gei ni qian, zhao qian ba. yu: gei ren yi kuai qian jia qian hai zhao qian a. guo: mai mian cha de jie guo lai yan lei du xia lai le. da jie, nin zhe shi jia de a. |
| [20:47.24] | guo: shi a, zen me zhao, shi jia de a, jia de zen me le. bu shi, nin yao shi yin de dou dui de qi wo, zhe shi na yuan zhu bi hua de. yu: ai ya, shui zhe me que de a. |
| [21:00.88] | guo: tai wan e le ni men a, nin bie fei hua, ba zhe you tiao gei wo na san shi wu shi de, ma hua du na guo lai, ni ba che liao xia ni zou ba. |
| [21:10.30] | yu: qiang a shi zen me zhao. guo: qian bu yao le, shuo zhe hua yi shen shou you zhua si ge zha gao reng zui li lia ka chi ka chi jue, mai mian cha de bu tong qing li a. |
| [21:20.65] | guo: ji le, guo lai gen wo xi fu da jia, wo xi fu zheng hao duan zhe wo na pen ne zheng he mian cha ne dun dun dun dun dun dun. |
| [21:26.75] | guo: ta quan tou da le xia lai le, wo xi fu hui da jia, duan zhe zhe pen wang shang yi ying, zheng ge jiu fan le, pen kou zai nao zi shang, lian xue dai mian cha quan xia lai le. |
| [21:40.06] | guo: wo xi fu bu rao ren na lia shou zhe tong hu lu a, hu lu mian cha a. yu: hai, jiu beng hu lu le. guo he yi kou shi yi kou a. |
| [21:47.84] | guo: teng guo shou lai zhe shou zha gao tang jiu reng zui li le zheng jue zhe ne lia ren si ba yi kuai er le, yi jiao ta ba wo xi fu chuai tang xia, tai jiao cai zai bo zi zhe. |
| [21:56.83] | guo: yi kuai zha gao shang bu lai xia bu qu, wo zai wu li qiao zhe ne, wo neng bu guan ma. yu: nin de qu. guo: da zhang fu ning si zhen qian bu si zhen hou yan zi san chao shui da wu li deng deng deng dao gen qian er e hu pu shi yi shen shou |
| [22:09.92] | guo: pa. yu: zen me hui shi? guo: zhua si ge ma hua. yu: a? nin ye chi a. guo: wo you jian zhe liang shi le, wo yi chi zhe xiao zi ke ji le, yi zhuan shen ben wo lai yi tai tui ting wo xi fu ge lou yi sheng. |
| [22:22.09] | yu: zen me hui shi. guo: zha gao yan xia qu le. yu: hai chi ne? |
| [00:00.00] | guō: tiān r zhè me wǎn le, lái le zhè me duō rén, tīng wǒ men shuō xiàng sheng, zhēn shì tài gěi miàn zi le. yú: āi yō gāo xìng |
| [00:10.05] | guō: xīn lǐ hěn shū fú, jīn tiān hòu tái yǎn yuán dōu shì zhuān yè yǎn yuán, jiù wǒ yí gè bú shì zhuān yè de. yú: zěn me? |
| [00:19.37] | guō: wǒ jīn tiān shàng nǐ men zhè ér, piào yī duàn. yú: nín zhè zuǐ lǐ dào xiàng shuō xiàng sheng de. |
| [00:27.90] | guō: shì a, yīn wèi běn shēn wǒ shì yí gè hěn yǒu qián de rén. yú: ó nín yǒu qián. |
| [00:36.47] | guō: wǒ shàng zhè ér lái jiù wèi le wán ér, zhǐ yào ràng wǒ shuō, yào duō shǎo qián wǒ dōu gěi. yú: ó nín huán gěi wǒ men qián. |
| [00:44.78] | guō: nà dāng rán. bù guāng gěi hòu tái qián, guān zhòng men wǒ yě gěi qián. yú: tīng de yě gěi. |
| [00:51.03] | guō: zhǐ yào nǐ men tīng, bù mà jiē bù qǐ hòng, tīng wán wǒ shuō yī duàn, yī rén gěi yī bǎi kuài qián. |
| [00:59.61] | guān zhòng jiào hǎo shēng yú: hēi! guō: gěi èr bǎi la. |
| [01:04.17] | jì xù jiào hǎo shēng guō: sān bǎi! wǔ bǎi! yú: nín zài hǎn hǎn. |
| [01:12.08] | guō: hái néng wǎng shàng zhǎng dàn shì yǒu yāo qiú. yú: hái yǒu yāo qiú? guō: kàn nǐ men lè bù lè de. |
| [01:18.66] | guō: pū chī yī lè yú: zhè gěi duō shǎo? guō: liù bǎi. yú: zhè jiù liù bǎi la. |
| [01:23.37] | guō: hā hā hā, bā bǎi. yú: dà lè bā bǎi. guō: zhè dōu kàn jiàn sǎng zi yǎn r le gěi yī qiān. |
| [01:30.93] | yú: zhè jiù xiào dé bù xíng le. guō: xiào dé zuì lì hài de a, dà bǎ de qián gěi, nǐ men yě suàn shàng a hòu tái yě suàn shàng, nǐ men lè yí yàng gěi qián. |
| [01:38.70] | yú: xíng. guō: nǐ lè yī kàn kàn. lè yí gè. yú: a? guō: lè kàn kàn. |
| [01:41.82] | yú: wǒ men zhè huì lè. guō: lái lái lái. yú: xíng ma? guō: lái. yú: dà xiào xíng ma? |
| [01:51.78] | guō: gěi sān wàn! yú: zěn me nà me xiē a. guō: dōu kàn jiàn wǎn fàn le. yú: huò, hǎo me. |
| [01:59.32] | yú: tài guò le nín zhè gè. guō: jiù shì yǒu qián. yú: jiù zhè me zāo. |
| [02:04.33] | guō: ā, nǐ qiáo wǒ zhè jià shì. yú: zěn me? guō: dà qǐ yè jiā zhè yì sī. yú: dà qǐ yè jiā zěn me dōu zhāi léng zhe a. |
| [02:11.48] | guō: zhāi léng xiàng huà ma, jiù shì yǒu qián! yú: yǒu qián hǎo a. guō: dāng rán le, zhè shì zán men fèn dòu de lái de. yú: zhè dào duì. |
| [02:20.67] | guō: zǎo xiān bù xíng a, pǔ tōng rén yī zǒu dào yàn shā gēn qián ér wǒ jiù diào yǎn lèi ér. yú: wèi shí me. guō: dà mǎi mài shén me shí hòu shì wǒ de. yú: xiǎng xiā le xīn le dōu. |
| [02:31.82] | guō: cún qián! cún qián gěi tā dào guò lái. yú: mǎi yàn shā? guō: cún le sān nián, yī wèn nà, lián zhè mén dōu mǎi bù xià lái. yú: duì, nà shi dà mǎi mài! |
| [02:45.56] | guō: hòu lái de xiǎng zhé a, jiā lǐ yì tiān dào wǎn bù xiàng guò de, chī le shàng dùn ér méi xià dùn ér, guò nián le nòng diǎn ér luó bo yīng zǐ hé diǎn ér bàng zi miàn r, gē dào pén ér lǐ quán jiā zài na r duo. yú: zhè wèi jī ne shì zěn me zhāo a. |
| [02:59.01] | guō: qióng a, zhù de fáng zi qiān chuāng bǎi kǒng, yī xià yǔ suàn yào le qīn mìng le. yú: zěn me le? |
| [03:05.61] | guō: wài biān xiǎo yǔ wū lǐ biān zhōng yǔ, wài bian r dà yǔ wū lǐ biān bào yǔ, yǒu shí hou zhè gè yǔ shí zài tài dà le quán jiā rén dōu shàng yuàn ér lǐ tou bì yǔ qù. yú: méi tīng shuō guò wǒ dōu, yǒu shàng yuàn ér lǐ bì yǔ qù de ma? |
| [03:18.62] | guō: tiáo jiàn hěn jiān kǔ a, dàn shì wǒ yě shì rén a, wǒ yào zhuī qiú hěn hǎo de shēng huó, wǒ yào fā cái a chú le zuò shēng yì wǒ méi yǒu bié de dào ér a. yú: nà jiù zuò mǎi mài ba. |
| [03:32.01] | guō: zuò mǎi mài yòu méi qián. yú: nǐ kàn, méi běn qián. guō: jiā lǐ jiù sān yì. yú: zhè jiù bù shǎo la! guō: sān ge yī fēn de. yú: lián yī wǔ fēn de dōu méi yǒu, nà zuò shí mǒ mǎi mài a? |
| [03:45.66] | guō: qiǎng yín háng qù, wǒ shàng mén kǒu pài chū suǒ hái wèn qù le. yú: wèn shén me a. guō: guó jiā ràng qiǎng yín háng ma? yú: qióng fēng le ba nǐ. guō: kòu wǒ zhù le liǎng tiān. |
| [03:57.20] | guō: jié dào ér qù zhè gè xíng, ná bǎ dāo chū qù zhǎo yī gā lá ér děng zhe. yú: zhè dé yǒu dǎn zi. guō: lái yī nǚ de, cēng wǒ jiù bèng chū qù le. |
| [04:04.45] | guō: cǐ shān shì wǒ kāi cǐ shù shì wǒ zāi, yào dǎ cǐ chù guò liú xià mǎi lù cái. yú: lǎo cí ér. guō: wǒ yī shuō tā kū le, yī wèn shì xià gǎng nǚ gōng, yuè shuō yuè kě lián wǒ gěi tā wǔ kuài. yú: nín hái néng zhǎo chū wǔ kuài lái nà. |
| [04:20.04] | guō: zhào zhe zhè yàng, zài jié gè sān huí wǔ huí de wǒ dé mài xuè qù a, bù gòu tiāo fèi a, shì bú shì. zhè yàng jié dào dǎo shì dǎi bù qǐ lái néng dé jǐ gè jiǎng zhuàng. yú: dōu zuò le cí shàn gōng zuò le. |
| [04:36.95] | guō: jiē dào huán gěi wǒ nòng jǐ gè jǐn qí lái, nà guǎn shén me yòng shí èr gè jǐn qí gǎi yī bèi miàn r. yú: hái shì méi chī de a. |
| [04:44.12] | guō: fā cái le hòu lái. yú: ó fā cái la, zhèng qián le. guō: měi guó dǎ yī lā kè, dǎ yī lā kè, wǒ yǒu yī péng yǒu, zhuān mén gěi tā men sòng hé fàn. yú: rén jiā měi jūn chī hé fàn me. |
| [04:59.45] | guō: wǒ péng yǒu gǎo cān yǐn de, gěi sòng hé fàn, wǒ shuō zhēn de jiǎ de wǒ kāi shǐ bù xìn. yú: wǒ yě bù xìn. guō: rén jiā yī jiě shì zán xìn le. yú: shì ma? |
| [05:08.66] | guō: rén shuō de tóu tóu shì dào a. yú: zěn me shuō de? guō: zhēng mǐ fàn, nòng cài, lián cháng yǐ shàng de a, yú xiāng ròu sī lián cháng yǐ xià jī dàn xī hóng shì, zhè yī tīng zhe tā hé qíng hé lǐ. yú: a zhè jiù xìn la. |
| [05:21.54] | guō: zhè yào dōu shì tǔ dòu sī ér, zhè bù kě xìn. yú: duì, tài dān diào. guō: shì bú shì a, wǒ shuō nǐ dài wǒ qù ba, nòng wǒ shàng zhàn chǎng shàng shōu fèi pǐn qù, dǎ wán rén shèng de zǐ dàn jī guān qiāng tǎn kè, bù qiāng, hǎo me xīn bù qiāng, kā juē kāi le gē yī zǐ dàn, pā, xīn de. |
| [05:41.09] | yú: juē kāi le dǎ a. guō: duì a. yú: shén me rén a nín zhè shì. guō: tā bù zhè me xiān jìn néng dǎ dé le yī lā kè me, zhèi xiē dōu lā huí lái, wǒ fā cái le. yú: ó zhèng qián le. |
| [05:50.05] | guō: zhè wǒ mài gāng cái a, wǒ yuàn ér lǐ biān lěi yī guō, dà tiě guō, ná jù bǎ zhè dà pào tǎn kè dōu jù chéng yí kuài ér yí kuài de. yú: zhè gōng fū yǎn ér xià de. guō: jià shàng huǒ shāo, shāo huà le pù zài dì shàng, lá hǎo sì fāng kuài ér, mài gāng bǎn. yú: jiù zhè me zuò gāng bǎn nà. |
| [06:08.87] | guō: chī! yú: yǒu qián le me. guō: wán ér, huā qián, zào! bào fù yǐ qián pín qióng de shēng huó. yú: zhè zěn me bào fù. |
| [06:20.62] | guō: huā qián, wán ér mìng dì chī, dāo xiāo miàn! yú: méi shén me hǎo ér. guō: dà wǎn de, hēng, niú ròu lā miàn, guō tiē ér, fāng biàn miàn. yú: quán shì miàn a nín zhè gè. |
| [06:36.14] | guō: yī pào pào liǎng wǎn ér, mǎi gēn ér cháng zi chī. yú: mǎi yī gēn ér cháng zi. guō: mǎi yī gēn cháng zi chī, kǎo yí kuài qián yáng ròu chuàn ér. yú: nà yě jiù yī chuàn ér. |
| [06:46.05] | guō: lái yī dà yāo zǐ, duō gē yán, duō gē zī rán, duō gē là jiāo. yú: wèi r nóng diǎn ér. guō: hetui. yú: zěn me le. guō: tài hōu dé huāng le. yú: shuí ràng nǐ gē nà me xiē yán lái le. |
| [06:57.87] | guō: chī zǎo bō bō. yú: zǎo bō bō nín tīng tīng zhè cí ér a. guō: zǎo bō bō, mǎi jiǔ cài xiàn ér bǐng, chī xī cān qù. yú: chī wán jiǔ cài xiàn ér xiàn bǐng chī xī cān qù? |
| [07:11.68] | guō: yǒu hú tā zi ma? yú: méi yǒu a, xī cān yǒu hú tā zi a. guō: wǒ gē rén dài zhe dāo dài zhe chā dài zhe jù tiáo lái de. yú: dài jù tiáo a. |
| [07:24.82] | guō: tā bù yù bèi, hái gàn xī cān. yú: shì a rén zhè bú shì mù jiàng pù. guō: lái gè niú bā ba, bié gē niú ròu a wǒ ài chī yáng cōng duō lái yáng cōng a. yú: nà jiào niú bā ma nà gè. |
| [07:36.85] | guō: miàn bāo, shǎo lái zhè tào, wǒ dài zhe kǎo bǐng ne zhī dào me, wán ér mìng chī. yú: kǎo bǐng juǎn yáng cōng. |
| [07:43.29] | guō: éi, mǎi yí dài lǐ ér nèi chèn de guà zi. yú: yǐ qián chuān de guà zǐ dōu bù dài lǐ ér. guō: mǎi bái wà zi, mǎi bù xié, mǎi qiú xié, pǎo bù, shàng gōng gòng qì chē zán yě tóu bì. yú: yǐ qián dōu táo piào a. |
| [07:58.72] | guō: yǒu qián le, cún zì xíng chē bù huà jià le. yú: cún zì xíng chē nín hái huà jià a. guō: duì a. yú: nín qióng fēng le ba nín dōu. |
| [08:09.30] | guō: huā qián zhè shén me shí hòu néng bǎ qián zào wán le a zhè gè. yú: shì zhè tài shǎo le zhè gè. guō: huā qián nà, chī hē wán lè ba. zěn me néng huā qián, chī bei. yú: hái chī? guō: yì tiān chī bā dùn. |
| [08:24.48] | yú: jiā dùn shù le. guō: běi jīng chéng zhǐ yào shì fàn diàn tuī mén ér jiù jìn. yú: jiù chī. guō: chǎo, lái gè yú xiāng ròu sī. yú: hái shì yú xiāng ròu sī nín zhè gè. |
| [08:34.97] | guō: lái gè yú xiāng jī sī. yú: gēn měi jūn chī yí kuài ér qù le. guō: zài lái gè yú xiāng qié zi, wǒ dé yì zhè kǒu ér a. yú: yú xiāng de. |
| [08:41.09] | guō: yóu qí shì mán tou zhàn zhè tāng zuì hǎo zhī dào me. yú: nín jiù shàng nà zhàn tāng qù le. guō: xià fàn, zhè zuì xià fàn zhè gè. |
| [08:48.96] | guō: huā qián, hòu lái yǒu rén gào sù wǒ le, zhè gè nǐ dé chī xī cān, xī cān guì. wǒ shuō wǒ qù le, yào hú tā zǐ dōu méi yǒu. yú: zhè shì méi yǒu. guō: yě chī là, shén me tài guó cài a, hán guó cài a, yuè nán cài a yìn dù cài, zhè gè tā yě guì nǐ zhī dào me. |
| [09:08.13] | guō: éi wǒ shuō zhè zhǔ yì hǎo a, xiàn zài xìng chī shén me a? xìng shén me dōu yǒu, zuì jìn yǒu yī zhǒng hán guó chū de zhá jī, tí qián bǎ zhè jī kuài ér a wēi hǎo le liào, guò yóu zhá wán le, tā yǒu yī zhǒng tè zhì de fān qié jiàng, nòng hǎo le yī chī, tài hǎo le. |
| [09:24.79] | guō: bàn zhī jī qī shí bā. yú: zhè kě guì le. guō: zhè tiāo fèi gāo le, wǒ tòng kuài le, kě zhǎo zháo huā qián de dào ér le. yú: huā 78 |
| [09:33.55] | guō: wǒ shuō nǎ ér, nǎ ér yǒu. gào sù nǐ qù, mài zi diàn ér, mài zi diàn nà yǒu. yú: mài zi diàn? guō: nà biān hán guó rén duō, shàng nà mǎi qù chī qù. |
| [09:40.87] | guō: dǎ chē qù le, yī xià chē yī qiáo yī tàng jiē, shēng yì xīng lóng, liǎng biān ér dōu shì mén liǎn ér, jiù xǐ tóu de nà gè. yú: xǐ tóu de? guō: dōu fú wù tài du tè bié hǎo. yú: shì ma? guō: wǒ dǎ nà ér yī guò dōu hǎn wǒ. |
| [09:57.70] | yú: wǎng lǐ tou jiào nín ne nà shi. guō: fǎn zhèng wǒ zhè me duǎn jiù bié xǐ le x shì ba wǒ chī fàn! yú: chī fàn. guō: chī nà gè hán guó zhá jī nà gè. yú: éi duì zhǎo zhè gè qù. |
| [10:10.23] | guō: wǒ wèi huā qián lái de. yú: duì a. guō: zǒu dào jǐn tóu dà fàn diàn, xiě zhe hán guó zì, jiù zhè le, tuī mén jìn qù le, méi rén, bú shì chī fàn diǎn ér a. yú: ó wǎn le. |
| [10:22.16] | guō: yè lǐ yì diǎn. yú: huò, zhè shí hòu qù. guō: zuò xià le, ná guò tā nà gè, zhǎn bù tiān jīn fāng yán, tóng" mā bù" yú: zhǎn bù me cān jīn. guō: yē zài zhè ér, zhǔn bèi. fú wù yuán ér guò lái, guò lái yī gū niáng ná zhe cài pǔ. diǎn cài ba. |
| [10:40.08] | guō: pū hetui yú: zhè fèn ér zàng a, jiù bié dǒu luò le. guō: nǐ men zhè ér yǒu méi yǒu nà gè, jī? xū xué fú wù yuán wǒ jiù shì. |
| [11:06.50] | guō: shì a, nà chī ba. yú: zhè zěn me chī a. guō: a? yú: zhēn gēn zhe? guō: lǐng dào hòu miàn yǎ jiān chī fàn ma, qiáo zhè wū lǐ miàn yǒu yī dān rén chuáng, yǒu yī shā fā, bù xiàng chī fàn de yàng ér a. yú: chuáng shàng chī? |
| [11:29.93] | guō: wǒ zhèng nà mèn ér ne tā yě jìn lái le, bǎ mén guān shàng le, chā xiāo chā shang le, bǎ dēng guān shàng le. yú: guān dēng? |
| [11:40.01] | guō: dì èr tiān zǎo chén nà, wǒ yī chū lái, yú: bú shì nǐ xiān děng huì ér. guō: dà tài yáng tiān r, xiǎng qíng báo rì, hóng rì yú: nǎ jiù dì èr tiān zǎo chén le zhè hái méi shuō wán ne nín zhè gè. |
| [11:56.55] | guō: a? yú: tóu tiān wǎn shàng zěn me zhāo le? guō: a? yú: zhuāng shǎ shì bú shì, zhuāng shǎ. tóu tiān wǎn shàng zěn me zhāo le, ber yī xià guān dēng. |
| [12:11.48] | guō: dì èr tiān zǎo chén nà, dà tài yáng dì r. yú: xíng le nǎ ér a, wèn nǐ dàng tiān wǎn shàng guān dēng yǐ hòu zěn me zhāo le. |
| [12:20.34] | guō: yī guān dēng a, jǐng chá jiù bǎ mén chuài kāi le. yú: hài, jǐng chá lái la. guō: huā le bā qiān kuài qián, bù guò wǒ jué zhe zhè gè hán guó fēng wèi hái shì hěn bù cuò de. yú: nà shi hán guó fēng wèi ma. |
| [12:32.81] | guō: cóng nà qǐ wǒ jīng cháng shàng nà qù xiāo fèi, guò le bàn nián nà, wǒ mài gāng cái de qián dōu huā gān jìng le, jiā lǐ yòu qióng le, nǐ shuō zhè rì zi zěn me guò de. |
| [12:43.58] | guō: yì tiān dào wǎn hái zi kū dà rén rǎng, wǒ nà ér zi yě bù dǒng shì ér, è la é, hèn dé wǒ, qù nián méi chī fàn? yú: fèi huà, qù nián chī fàn guǎn yòng ma? |
| [12:57.94] | guō: chū qù wán huì ér qù, qù, kàn nǎ yǒu diào bǐng de jiǎn yí kuài huí lái. yú: jiǎn bǐng qù. guō: tā chū qù le, wǒ xí fù dèng zhe wǒ wǒ dèng zhe tā, shuí yě bù shuō huà, cī liū yī xià zǐ hái zi huí lái le. |
| [13:10.56] | guō: bà bà, lái rén la. shuí lái la, lǎo lǎo lái la. pàng lǎo lǎo shòu lǎo lǎo? yú: zěn me hái fēn liǎ a. |
| [13:21.64] | guō: pàng lǎo lǎo a, shì jiù lǎo lǎo, jiā lǐ yǒu qián, chī dé pàng shòu lǎo lǎo shì wǒ zhàng mǔ niáng hái zi qīn lǎo lǎo, jiā lǐ qióng a, tài shòu le. pàng lǎo lǎo shòu lǎo lǎo? shòu lǎo lǎo. |
| [13:35.34] | yú: qīn lǎo lǎo lái le. guō: guān mén! kuài diǎn r guān mén, pā bǎ mén guān shàng le, jiù zhè me zhāo hái guān wǎn le. yú: zěn me? |
| [13:43.92] | guō: mén yī guān, wǒ zhàng mǔ niáng dǎ mén fèng lǐ jìn lái le. yú: huò, zhè tài shòu le ba zhè gè. |
| [13:51.54] | guō: jìn lái le, gēn wǒ hái shuō huà ne, gū yé nǐ zěn me guān mén ér a. yú: nín zhè zhàng mǔ niáng gǎi lǘ pí yǐng r la. |
| [14:04.66] | guō: tā shòu a nǐ zhī dào me. yú: hài, zhè yě tài shòu le ba, dǎ mén fèng lǐ jiù jǐ jìn lái le. guō: xià wǒ yī tiào, huò, wǒ yī huò zhè kǒu qì ér, bǎ lǎo rén jiā chuī chū qù guà zài qiáng shàng le. |
| [14:18.82] | guō: qiáng shàng yǒu liǎ dīng zi guà zhe gē bó, ho zhè bú shì wǒ zhàng mǔ niáng a, shàng dì lái le zhè shì. yú: hǎo me, gǎi yē sū le. |
| [14:27.32] | guō: chān xià lái chān xià lái, bú shì nín zěn me zhè me yǒu gōng fū a, chī wán fàn lái de ba. bié fèi huà a. yú: béng bǐ huà nín jiù shuō jiù xíng le. |
| [14:37.03] | guō: xíng dòng bú yào zhè gè a, bié fèi huà, yǒu fàn zhé hái shàng nǐ zhè ér lái? nín lái qiǎo le, jǐ gè rén méi chī fàn zán men yí kuài ér, shàng kàng tǎng zhe ba. |
| [14:46.91] | yú: tǎng zhe ya. guō: wǒ men jiā yǒu yī bǎo kàng, zhuān tóu lěi de, yī tóu gāo yī tóu dī, jīn ér chī bǎo le nǎo dài chōng shàng, jīn tiān méi fàn zhé nǎo dài chōng xià yī huì ér jiù bǎo. yú: lèng kōng a. |
| [14:59.36] | guō: tǎng zhe ba tǎng zhe ba. zhàng mǔ niáng tǎng nà ér le èr shí fēn zhōng bí xiě dū xià lái le. yú: huò, tài hěn le. |
| [15:05.99] | guō: hái è ma, xīn huǒ tài dà le, zhè duō hǎo zhè gè a, xiē zhe ba, liáo huì ér tiān, liáo zhe liáo zhe tiān hēi le. wǎn shàng jiǔ diǎn lái zhōng le, shuì ba yě méi shén me shì ér le. yú: zhè jiù shuì le. |
| [15:23.66] | guō: dōu tǎng xià ba tǎng hǎo le, jiā lǐ jiù yī chuáng bèi, gēn kǒu zhào nà me dà. yú: nà méi fǎ gài. |
| [15:30.01] | guō: gěi hái zi gài ba, gěi hái zi gài dǔ zi shàng shěng de zháo liáng, wǒ zhàng mǔ niáng wǒ xí fù tǎng hǎo le, méi bèi, děng huì ér a, chū qù ná kuāng nòng liǎng kuāng tǔ jìn lái, bié dòng a. |
| [15:42.85] | yú: huó mái le zhè jiù. guō: ná tiě qiāo pāi hǎo le, bié fān shēn a bié fān shēn, lù zhe gē bó zháo liáng nǐ zhī dào ma. |
| [15:55.18] | guō: nǐ kàn nǐ men niáng ér liǎ duō yǒu zào huà, shuí mái wǒ a. yú: duì a nín zěn me bàn a. |
| [16:01.33] | guō: jiù shì a, xiǎng zhé ba, yuàn ér lǐ jiǎn liǎng kuài bàn tóu zhuān, zhè shì wǒ de zhěn tou, dé zhǎo yī bèi a, hú tòng kǒu bù zhī shuí jiā yǒu yī shuǐ gāng, méi dǐ ér. |
| [16:12.77] | guō: bān jìn lái zuān dào lǐ tou qù, zhè shì wǒ de xiǎo bèi ér. yú: jiù gài shuǐ gāng le. |
| [16:18.51] | guō: shuì jiào ba, dà huǒ ér hěn ān jìng de bì shang yǎn jīng, jiù zài hé jiā huān lè de shí hòu a. yú: shén me hé jiā huān lè. |
| [16:25.47] | guō: jiù gāo xìng de shí hòu, wǒ men jiā zhè mén lián zi ràng rén liáo kāi le, dǎ wài bian r jìn lái yī xiǎo tōu. yú: zéi a. |
| [16:35.93] | guō: tā hái yǒu rén xìng ma. yú: tā yào dàn fán dǎ tīng qīng chǔ le yě bù zhì yú. guō: shì a. |
| [16:42.89] | guō: gāng rù dào de zhè dōu shì, dōng yī mō xī yī mō zhǎo wǒ xún sī nǐ zhǎo ba wǒ zhǎo yī nián duō le dōu méi zhǎo zháo dōng xī. |
| [16:51.06] | yú: zǎo fān biàn le. guō: zhǎo bàn tiān méi yǒu, zhàn nà ér bào zhe jiān bǎng mà xián jiē, hē zhè jiā quē dé rén jiā. nǐ yào tōu wǒ bù nǎo nǐ, nǐ mà wǒ bù xíng. |
| [17:01.70] | guō: wǒ zhè gè zūn yán shì hěn guì zhòng de, wǒ shì yào liǎn ér de rén nà, wǒ tōu tōu mō mō dì bǎ wǒ zhè zhěn tou jiù ná qǐ lái le, qiáo zhè bàn tóu zhuān. |
| [17:15.56] | yú: gěi zéi kāi le. guō: xuè dāng shí jiù xià lái le. āi yā téng sǐ wǒ le. rèn pián yí ba, děi kuī shì zhěn tou, yào ná wǒ zhè bèi zi zá nǐ nǐ zǎo sǐ le. yú: hài, yǒu ná gāng rēng zhuai rén jiā de ma. |
| [17:30.24] | guō: dōu qǐ lái, quán jiā rén dōu qǐ lái le, gěi tā kǔn shàng, hǎo xiǎo zi gǎn tōu wǒ, fān tā shēn, yī fān kǒu dài, jiù yí kuài qián. |
| [17:42.01] | guō: bǎ wǒ qì dé tài méi yǒu zhí yè dào dé le, jiù nà yí kuài qián jiù chū lái tōu dōng xī, dǎn tài dà le, bā le tā. |
| [17:49.03] | guō: cóng shàng dào xià bǎ tā zhè yī shang bā le gè yī sī bù guà, jiū jiū tóu fà kàn kàn shì bú shì tóu tào. yú: quán fān gān jìng le. |
| [17:55.61] | guō: zǒu ba, qù ba wǒ nǎ ér qù, wǒ yī sī bù guà chū qù ràng rén dǎ sǐ? wǒ shuō zhè zěn me bàn wǒ men yě jiù zhè yī shēn ér a, wǒ gěi nǐ wǒ zěn me bàn ne. |
| [18:07.46] | guō: nǐ péi wǒ zhè bèi zi, bǎ gāng ná chū lái wǒ fú zhe tā tiào jìn qù, yī duān gāng gài zhuǎn shēn jiù zǒu, huí lái! bù dǎ nǐ bù mà nǐ lián kè qì huà dōu bú huì shuō, jū gè gōng zài zǒu yě xíng a. |
| [18:21.08] | guō: zěn me zhè me bù dǒng shì a, shù mò jiāng jiǎ zhòu zài shēn bù néng shī yǐ quán lǐ. yú: āi yā, jiù béng zhuāi la. jiù shuō duān zhe gāng jiù wán le bei. |
| [18:32.97] | guō: wǒ tòng kuài le, guō dé gāng fā jiā zhì fù de jī huì yòu lái le. yú: yòu yǒu shén me jī huì a. |
| [18:38.72] | guō: wěi dà de yí kuài qián, éi, jiǎ de? yú: bái fèi jìn le. guō: tài quē dé le, nǐ zhè bú shì kēng rén hài rén ma, cóng qióng rén shǒu lǐ biān qiǎng fàn chī a. |
| [18:53.24] | guō: jiǎ de jiǎ de ba, bǎo bù qí néng huā chū qù, míng tiān zǎo chén ná zhè yí kuài qián fàng gāo lì dài, dào yuè dǐ néng shōu huí sān shí wàn wǔ shí wàn. |
| [19:03.73] | yú zěn me xiǎng de a nín zhè. guō: jǐn gēn zhe zuò mǎi mài, dǎo téng dào nián dǐ, zán men a gēn bǐ ěr gài cí biān shàng bian r xià. yú: xiǎng ba nín jiù. |
| [19:13.63] | guō: gāo xìng, zhèng xiǎng zhe tiān dū liàng le, mén kǒu guò yí gè tuī zhe chē mài zǎo diǎn de, jiàn guò nà gè ba. yú: nà jiào? |
| [19:21.12] | guō: yáng guāng zǎo cān nà. yú: nà dài chē de nà gè. guō: yóu tiáo a, yóu bǐng a, má huā a zhá gāo a, xiǎo mǐ zhōu a miàn chá. yú: shén me dōu yǒu. |
| [19:32.12] | guō: yóu qí wǒ men mén kǒu zhè gè, zhè miàn chá tài hǎo le, áo dé xiāng pēn pēn de chē tuī zhe, wǒ lè le. xí fù ér zán men chū qù mǎi diǎn ér zǎo diǎn chī, huà gè zhuāng dáo chì dáo chì a. |
| [19:42.61] | yú: hái huà zhuāng. guō: duō gěi diǎn ér, wǒ xí fù tǐng gāo xìng, bǎ nà lǎo cún xìng ná chū lái le, sī le yí kuài. |
| [19:49.07] | guō: nián xià yǒu rén tiē nà gè duì zǐ wǒ men sī yí kuài. yú: hóng zhǐ. ná zhè dāng yān zhī. guō: hē, yǒu hóng shì bái de, lái ná wǒ nà pén, ná wǒ nà xǐ jiǎo nà pén qù, dǎ diǎn ér miàn chá hē. |
| [20:02.30] | yú: ná xǐ jiǎo pén dǎ miàn chá a. guō: nà gěi de duō nǐ zhī dào ba, jiù zhè me dà yī xiǎo pén, qù ba, chū qù le. āi, mài zǎo diǎn de, bié zǒu, mǎi zǎo diǎn. |
| [20:13.44] | guō: mài zǎo diǎn de lè le, éi hǎo dà jiě nín kàn nín lái shén me, zǒu dào gēn qián ér yī shēn shǒu xiān zhuā le sì gè zhá gāo, yàn xià qù le. |
| [20:25.21] | guō: tā xīn li tā shi le. yú: yǒu dǐ le. guō: dǔ zi yǒu dǐ le, lái, dǎ fèn ér miàn chá, miàn chá guō dào guò lái wǎng wǒ zhè pén lǐ dào, lián gè dǐ ér dōu méi dào mǎn. yú: nà guō xiǎo. |
| [20:36.74] | guō: gěi nǐ qián, zhǎo qián ba. yú: gěi rén yí kuài qián jiǎ qián hái zhǎo qián a. guō: mài miàn chá de jiē guò lái yǎn lèi dū xià lái le. dà jiě, nín zhè shì jiǎ de a. |
| [20:47.24] | guō: shì a, zěn me zhāo, shì jiǎ de a, jiǎ de zěn me le. bú shì, nín yào shì yìn de dōu duì de qǐ wǒ, zhè shì ná yuán zhū bǐ huà de. yú: āi yā, shuí zhè me quē dé a. |
| [21:00.88] | guō: tài wàn è le nǐ men a, nín bié fèi huà, bǎ zhè yóu tiáo gěi wǒ ná sān shí wǔ shí de, má huā dū ná guò lái, nǐ bǎ chē liào xià nǐ zǒu ba. |
| [21:10.30] | yú: qiǎng a shì zěn me zhāo. guō: qián bú yào le, shuō zhè huà yī shēn shǒu yòu zhuā sì gè zhá gāo rēng zuǐ lǐ liǎ kā chī kā chī jué, mài miàn chá de bù tōng qíng lǐ a. |
| [21:20.65] | guō: jí le, guò lái gēn wǒ xí fù dǎ jià, wǒ xí fù zhèng hǎo duān zhe wǒ nà pén ne zhèng hē miàn chá ne dūn dūn dūn dūn dūn dūn. |
| [21:26.75] | guō: tā quán tou dà le xià lái le, wǒ xí fù huì dǎ jià, duān zhe zhè pén wǎng shàng yī yíng, zhěng gè jiù fān le, pén kòu zài nǎo zi shàng, liǎn xuè dài miàn chá quán xià lái le. |
| [21:40.06] | guō: wǒ xí fù bù ráo rén nà liǎ shǒu zhè tōng hú lū a, hú lū miàn chá a. yú: hài, jiù béng hú lū le. guō hē yī kǒu shì yī kǒu a. |
| [21:47.84] | guō: téng guò shǒu lái zhè shǒu zhá gāo tang jiù rēng zuǐ lǐ le zhèng jué zhe ne liǎ rén sī ba yí kuài ér le, yī jiǎo tā bǎ wǒ xí fù chuài tǎng xià, tái jiǎo cǎi zài bó zi zhè. |
| [21:56.83] | guō: yí kuài zhá gāo shàng bù lái xià bù qù, wǒ zài wū lǐ qiáo zhe ne, wǒ néng bù guǎn ma. yú: nín dé qù. guō: dà zhàng fū níng sǐ zhèn qián bù sǐ zhèn hòu yān zi sān chāo shuǐ dǎ wū lǐ dēng dēng dēng dào gēn qián ér è hǔ pū shí yī shēn shǒu |
| [22:09.92] | guō: pā. yú: zěn me huí shì? guō: zhuā sì gè má huā. yú: a? nín yě chī a. guō: wǒ yòu jiàn zhe liáng shí le, wǒ yī chī zhè xiǎo zi kě jí le, yī zhuǎn shēn bēn wǒ lái yī tái tuǐ tīng wǒ xí fù gé lóu yī shēng. |
| [22:22.09] | yú: zěn me huí shì. guō: zhá gāo yàn xià qù le. yú: hái chī ne? |
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