郭:人来的不少啊 | |
于:哎,今儿多呀 | |
郭:我很欣慰,哈哈哈 | |
(底下有人喊”咦”) | |
郭:喊这个我就知道了 | |
于:阿 | |
郭:这都是爱听相声的朋友们 | |
于:哎,都是老观众 | |
郭:回到家乡演出心里很高兴 | |
于:嗯 | |
郭:这个地儿好啊 | |
于:阿 | |
郭:充长物流 | |
于:对 | |
郭:听说天安门明年要往这边儿挪 | |
于:啊?这儿首都啦? | |
郭:广信儿,广信儿 | |
于:咳,根本就没这么回事儿 | |
郭:这回演出是既高兴又紧张 | |
于:怎么呢? | |
郭:高兴的是能跟家乡父老汇报一下儿 | |
于:哎 | |
郭:紧张的是这种演出不好演, | |
于:有难度么? | |
郭:这头一排的这几位 | |
于:嗯 | |
郭:就连我脸上有没有痦子都能看出来 | |
于:噢,这排的清楚 | |
郭:这种演出过去有个名词 | |
于:叫? | |
郭:平地抠饼,对面拿贼 | |
于:有这么个说法 | |
郭:最难了,我们愿意上电视台去演去 | |
于:怎么? | |
郭:拿地儿好蒙 | |
于:蒙阿? | |
郭:嗯,这犄角旮旯 | |
于:阿 | |
郭:两边儿蹲着 | |
于:哦 | |
郭:带头鼓掌的 | |
于:噢,领掌的这叫 | |
郭:俩说相声的穿着西装打着领带 | |
于:哦 | |
郭:人模狗样儿的往外一走 | |
于:咳 | |
郭:那后边儿一探头儿,嗨,哇 | |
于:掌声如雷 | |
郭:今天,哇 | |
于:俩字儿就鼓掌? | |
郭:我们俩人儿,哇 | |
于:阿 | |
郭:说一相声,哇 | |
于:哎呀嗬 | |
郭:说的是在不好,哇 | |
于:阿 | |
郭:说的不好都鼓掌 | |
于:呵呵 | |
郭:你看今天多好? | |
于:怎么样? | |
郭:一个鼓掌的都没有,嗯 | |
于:哈哈,这就这么多鼓掌的了么? | |
郭:简直是热闹 | |
于:这倒是 | |
郭:有人认识我们有人不认识我们 | |
于:有老观众 | |
郭:做一个自我的介绍,中国相声界非著名相声演员郭德纲 | |
于:哎 | |
郭:向我的衣食父母家乡父老乡亲们致敬 | |
于:嗯 | |
郭:感谢各位 | |
于:好 | |
郭:这个人大伙儿可能不是很了解 | |
于:嗯也得您介绍 | |
郭:我来介绍一下儿 | |
于:嗯 | |
郭:在北京城一提他,嗬,扬名 | |
于:这可不敢 | |
郭:你不认识他你就没吃过猪肉,所以说 | |
于:这叫怎么说话呢您这个? | |
郭:我捧你啊 | |
于:你捧我拿我当猪捧阿? | |
郭:不许美化自己 | |
于:我呀?我这是美化么这个? | |
郭:著名演员 | |
于:不敢当 | |
郭:家喻户晓,妇孺皆知 | |
于:没有 | |
郭:他叫什么来着? | |
于:哎,白捧了,您不认识? | |
郭:别说,别说你别说 | |
于:我是 | |
郭:别说,我能想起来 | |
于:您想您想 | |
郭:别说 | |
于:嗯 | |
郭:你说出这俩字儿算骂街 | |
于:对,哎?怎么回事,我说算骂街? | |
郭:叫什么? | |
于:阿 | |
郭:于谦儿 | |
于:呵呵呵呵,您算想起来了 | |
郭:对 | |
于:嗯 | |
郭:于谦儿 | |
于:是我 | |
郭:在外边儿打架骂街都拿这个说, | |
于:怎么了? | |
郭:你太于谦儿了你这人 | |
于:啊?没听说过。骂街的时候不提我 | |
郭:于老师好哇 | |
于:不敢 | |
郭:真好啊 | |
于:没有您说的这样 | |
郭:整个相声界你就挑去 | |
于:嗯 | |
郭:再也找不出这样的人来 | |
于:您过奖 | |
郭:没有缺点 | |
于:您看你太捧了阿 | |
郭:完人,阿?这人就完了 | |
于:对,完了那人啊? | |
郭:很完整的这么一个人 | |
于:很完美 | |
郭:这次来说实在的阿 | |
于:嗯 | |
郭:我很感动 | |
于:怎么了? | |
郭:身体一直不好 | |
于:闹病 | |
郭:在北京在休息,调整 | |
于:嗯 | |
郭:但是一听说今天到这儿来演出 | |
于:嗯 | |
郭:起床就跟我们出来了,说实在的阿,咱将心比心,咱们这次是保外就医到这儿来 | |
于:哎,您先当一会儿 | |
郭:咱们这不是滋味儿 | |
于:没有,没有,别说了,什么保外就医阿?和着你说半天我跟里押着呢我? | |
郭:不是,就是,我跟大夫说么,我们保证在外边儿没事儿把他接走,保外就医 | |
于:您就,就叫出院了这 | |
郭:接,接出来了,反正这次病挺厉害,这回这病都破了相了 | |
于:怎么破象了? | |
郭:痔疮 | |
于:哎,啊?痔疮破相阿?好嘛 | |
郭:我不懂这个你们别起哄,我们要保持对演员的尊重知道吗? | |
于:你呀,不懂就别瞎说了,痔疮没有破相的 | |
郭:反正身体不好一听说说上天津演出噌一声就来了 | |
于:我们愿意来啊 | |
郭:很感动 | |
于:阿 | |
郭:这当然人家,不论是人品还是艺术都相当的值得一提的,你就说台上阿 | |
于:阿 | |
郭:台上,反正就这么回事儿,是吧 | |
于:台上这么回事儿? | |
郭:不是,就是人性好 | |
于:就看人啊 | |
郭:交朋友看台下呀 | |
于:对呀 | |
郭:台下说实在这人性 | |
于:是 | |
郭:还不如台上呢知道吧? | |
于:咳!我让你捧我来了是吧? | |
郭:反正就说,有,也有好地儿,也有好 | |
于:谁没有个优缺点呢? | |
郭:对观众热情 | |
于:这是应该的 | |
郭:这就好 | |
于:嗯 | |
郭:能耐大小搁一边儿,心态很好 | |
于:关键保持心态 | |
郭:是不是啊? | |
于:嗯 | |
郭:常听相声尤其咱们天津的父老乡亲都知道 | |
于:嗯 | |
郭:相声四门功课 | |
于:对 | |
郭:坑蒙拐骗 | |
于:阿?等会儿等会儿 | |
郭:得弄好了 | |
于:不是,别解释了 | |
郭:嗯? | |
于:说学逗唱 | |
郭:改啦? | |
于:没改,压根儿就是这个 | |
郭:怎么没有通知我呀? | |
于:没有,一直就是这个 | |
郭:说学逗唱 | |
于:对,就这四门儿 | |
郭:这四门儿没有二十年你下不来 | |
于:这得下功夫 | |
郭:首先说这个说 | |
于:嗯 | |
郭:这个嘴里得干净 | |
于:得清楚 | |
郭:哎呦,不论您坐在哪儿 | |
于:阿 | |
郭:每一个字儿出来送到您的耳朵了 | |
于:哎,让您真着 | |
郭:不许贪污任何一个字 | |
于:吃字没有 | |
郭:有这么几句话 | |
于:嗯 | |
郭:花二块钱买一小猪,滋儿滋儿喝水,嘎巴嘎巴吃豆儿, | |
于:哦 | |
郭:接墙头儿扔出去滋儿的一声您猜怎么着,死了! | |
于:嘿,真是清楚,都能听 | |
郭:干净 | |
于:阿 | |
郭:你嘴里不干净说的了这个么? | |
于:不行么? | |
郭:花爱块钱买一小猪, | |
于:阿 | |
郭:贼贼喝水,嘎巴嘎巴吃豆儿, | |
于:对 | |
郭:接墙头儿扔(三声)出去滋儿的一声您猜怎的 | |
于:怎的? | |
郭:屎了 | |
于:哎呀嗬,这撒气漏风不行 | |
郭:干不了这个 | |
于:对了 | |
郭:咬舌,贱舌大舌头结语,都说不了相声 | |
于:阿,嘴里的毛病 | |
郭:结语就是结巴 | |
于:对呀 | |
郭:结巴当然能治 | |
于:对 | |
郭:你治好了之前说不了相声 | |
于:也不行啊 | |
郭:你别说说相声了 | |
于:阿 | |
郭:电视台主持人有结巴么? | |
于:没有 | |
郭:天津电视台娱乐节目找一结巴 | |
于:阿 | |
郭:跟嘉宾聊天儿 | |
于:行吗? | |
郭:我,俄,我,我,能,用用用你二,二十分钟的时,时,时间吗? | |
于:干吗呀? | |
郭:我打算跟你,你说,说五五,五分钟,钟的话阿 | |
于:阿?哈,那十五分钟全是废话,结巴了 | |
郭:搁在这上头了 | |
于:阿 | |
郭:电台有么? | |
于:电台没有 | |
郭:天津电台疯了 | |
于:阿 | |
郭:找一结巴 | |
于:行吗? | |
郭:刚,刚才最,最后一响 | |
于:嗯 | |
郭:北,京时间啊,七,其,厄,七,七点,一看表,八点半了 | |
于:嗐呀,嗬,您说这太夸张了这个 | |
郭:都耽误了 | |
于:这倒是 | |
郭:哪门儿功课都得下功夫 | |
于:嗯嗯 | |
郭:不是说随随便便就可以的 | |
于:都得学 | |
郭:说学逗唱 | |
于:对 | |
郭:包括这个唱 | |
于:唱 | |
郭:阿,这个唱到底是唱什么? | |
于:您讲 | |
郭:有些个演员上来就说了 | |
于:嗯 | |
郭:“这唱啊我们就是唱一歌,唱一戏,唱一大鼓” | |
于:哦 | |
郭:这不对,错了,这是学唱 | |
于:属于学 | |
郭:真正的唱叫太平歌词 | |
于:这是本工的唱 | |
郭:哎,说相声不会太平歌词在过去这是很丢人的事情 | |
于:是吗? | |
郭:四门功课短一门 | |
于:噢,缺 | |
郭:比如说人都挣100吧 | |
于:阿 | |
郭:你挣75 | |
于:噢,少1/4 | |
郭:那,大伙儿都害臊 | |
于:噢 | |
郭:都知道要脸阿 | |
于:对 | |
郭:到一解放都有工资了把他们都救了 | |
于:就不学了 | |
郭:这不下点儿功夫 | |
于:哦 | |
郭:太平歌词是一个人唱 | |
于:嗯 | |
郭:拿着两块竹板儿 | |
于:这叫玉子 | |
郭:学名儿是玉子 | |
于:哎 | |
郭:击节而歌 | |
于:打这板 | |
郭:一上句儿一下句儿唱好了不容易 | |
于:好听啊 | |
郭:它没有乐队 | |
于:对 | |
郭:这东西难就难在这儿了 | |
于:嗯 | |
郭:说有乐队好弄 | |
于:噢 | |
郭:后面儿三千人跟着拉弦儿这好办 | |
于:这么大乐队? | |
郭:好蒙? | |
于:是吗? | |
郭:就你一个人儿你怎么蒙阿? | |
于:是 | |
郭:也没帮忙的阿 | |
于:没人托着 | |
郭:这说相声俩人儿这儿一搭碴儿的呢 | |
于:一捧一逗嘛 | |
郭:太平歌词没有 | |
于:阿 | |
郭:也没有伴舞的 | |
于:哦 | |
郭:我找过一回倒是,有一回演出人家找我,热闹点儿吧 | |
于:阿 | |
郭:我找了四十个俄罗斯的美女 | |
于:太平歌词? | |
郭:穿着很简单的衣服 | |
于:给您伴舞阿? | |
郭:站在我后边儿 | |
于:行吗? | |
郭:站在后边儿跳,我在头里唱 | |
于:好 | |
郭:观众很满意 | |
于:也爱看 | |
郭:前排站起一个来 | |
于:阿 | |
郭:拿手一指我"你,躲开点儿" | |
于:阿?好嘛,把你给轰下去啦? | |
郭:这俩钱儿花的 | |
于:嘿嘿 | |
郭:这个 | |
于:白费劲了 | |
郭:太平歌词其实很好听 | |
于:好听 | |
郭:回到家了 | |
于:嗯 | |
郭:给大伙儿学一段儿太平歌词唱腔,阿?你看,也不知道各位是愿意听啊是愿意听啊是愿意听啊 | |
于:阿?那全愿意听哪? | |
郭:呵呵呵 | |
(后面有人喊”单刀会”) | |
郭:单刀会?素烩的肉烩的? | |
于:咳,烩饼阿是怎么着? | |
郭:<<单刀会>> | |
于:嗯 | |
郭:好,这我内行 | |
于:哦 | |
郭:<<单刀会>>说是关云长单刀赴会的故事 | |
于:是这样 | |
郭:关云长大伙知道 | |
于:哎 | |
郭:刘关张桃园三结义 | |
于:哎 | |
郭:哥儿仨一个头磕在地下站起来,跟亲哥们儿一样 | |
于:榜样 | |
郭:哥儿仨保着唐僧西天取经 | |
于:哎,不 | |
郭:<<红楼梦>>里边而写的这段儿 | |
于:哪儿啊?您全看乱了这个 | |
郭:嗯? | |
于:没有啦,这<<三国>> | |
郭:好听 | |
于:阿 | |
郭:有朋友点了,咱就唱<<关云长单刀赴会>>,好,这段儿,也没带着板儿也没带着玉子, | |
于:素身儿唱 | |
郭:就来素的吧 | |
于:行行 | |
郭:不搁肉了阿 | |
于:咳,还是素的 | |
郭:冬走涪陵夏行船 ,鲁子敬摆酒宴约请圣贤,那胆大黄文把书来下,下至在荆州关羽的帐前,那关平接书关公看,那朗朗言辞写在了上边,上写着鲁肃顿首拜,拜上了亭侯虎驾前,我在江边设下一小宴,约请亭侯来在我这边,你若是来你是真君子,你若不来怎是三国将魁元,关云长看罢了冲冲怒,骂了声贼子你叫于谦,想当初...... | |
于:没有,等等等等等 | |
郭:有天责...... | |
于:什么?别唱了。怎么唱到我来了这个? | |
郭:老词儿这都是,知道吗? | |
于:什么老词儿啊?都是现编的后边儿 | |
郭:老词儿哈 | |
于:没有 | |
郭:太平歌词 | |
于:是这个味儿 | |
郭:包括咱么刚才说的这个学, | |
于:阿学 | |
郭:学的这个台广泛了 | |
于:都得学 | |
郭:学说话学表演 | |
于:阿 | |
郭:学叫卖 | |
于:这个做买卖的吆喝也得学 | |
郭:都得学 | |
郭:都是我们的老师 | |
于:是吗? | |
郭:现如今买卖的吆喝不多 | |
于:对 | |
郭:想当初那是走街串巷到处都有阿 | |
于:是吗? | |
郭:您想啊过去来说没有网络 | |
于:噢 | |
郭:也没有电视 | |
于:嗯 | |
郭:也就有私人电台 | |
于:有电台 | |
郭:私人电台是以广告为主,但是得大买卖家作的起 | |
于:它贵嘛 | |
郭:过去比如说像四联儿这样儿的 | |
于:噢 | |
郭:它能上那广告 | |
于:那是大生意 | |
郭:卖耳朵勺儿的也作广告 | |
于:阿? | |
郭:做这一回四十年白干了 | |
于:啊呀,不至于阿 | |
郭:全靠肉嗓子走街串巷吆喝着 | |
于:是宣传哪 | |
郭:这是一种艺术 | |
于:对 | |
郭:全国各地到处都有 | |
于:嗯 | |
郭:风味不一样 | |
于:哦 | |
郭:比如说到北京有这么句话 | |
于:嗯 | |
郭:九腔十八调,棕绳翘扁担 | |
于:好听 | |
郭:阿,冬景天卖青菜的 | |
于:菜 | |
郭:挑着一个扁担前后箩筐十几样青菜 | |
于:嗯 | |
郭:一口气儿吆喝出来跟唱歌儿似的 | |
于:就这么好听吗? | |
郭:好听 | |
于:您给学一学 | |
郭:卖菜的阿 | |
于:哎,卖菜香菜、辣青椒、勾葱、嫩芹菜、扁豆、茄子、黄瓜、架冬瓜、卖大海茄、卖萝卜、胡萝卜、扁萝卜、嫩嘞芽的香椿嘞、蒜儿来嘞、好韭菜。 | |
于:噢这一吆喝是一大套 | |
郭:借口气儿站在北京长安街上一嗓子连通县都听得见 | |
于:阿?通县都能听见? | |
郭:通县还有一卖菜的哼 | |
于:咳,俩卖菜的 | |
郭:废话,离着四十多里地呢 | |
于:呵呵,太远 | |
郭:天津也有叫卖的 | |
于:对呀 | |
郭:比如说以前这个卖药糖的 | |
于:药糖 | |
郭:哎,小方块儿的药糖,什么色的都有 | |
于:哦 | |
郭:装在玻璃盒子里边儿 | |
于:是 | |
郭:上面盖一小gas灯 | |
于:哦 | |
郭:人倒饬的也干净,糖也漂亮,顺街筒子往外一吆喝有浓郁的天津风味 | |
于:您再给学一学这个 | |
郭:好听着哪 | |
于:怎么呢? | |
郭: 卖药糖哎,谁还买我的药糖哎,桔子还有香蕉、山药、人丹,买的买,稍的稍,卖药糖的又来了,吃了嘛的味儿呀,有了嘛的味儿呀,桔子薄荷冒凉气儿,吐酸水儿呀,打饱嗝,吃了我的药糖都管事儿,小子儿不卖,大子儿一块 | |
于:嘿,有点儿意思 | |
郭:卖药糖的 | |
于:连价钱都吆喝出来了 | |
郭:还有一种吆喝好听 | |
于:哪种? | |
郭:糖葫芦 | |
于:噢,就以前冬天吃的那个 | |
郭:哎,在北京叫糖葫芦在天津叫糖墩儿 | |
于:哎,北京叫糖墩儿 | |
郭:北京城,东西南北城不一样 | |
于:哦 | |
郭:最好听是北城 | |
于:北城怎么吆喝? | |
郭:深宅大院居多,吆喝起来是幽幽雅雅漂漂荡荡,几层院子都能听 | |
于:什么味儿呢? | |
郭: 蜜来哎冰糖葫芦来哟——葫芦儿 | |
于:有点儿意思 | |
郭:谢谢各位无声的鼓励 | |
于:咳,呵呵 | |
郭:鼓鼓掌不是不可以的,这年头儿谁求得着谁的再来一回,来来来 | |
于:哎呀呵,哪儿有您这么说话的? | |
郭:真是热闹 | |
于:倒是热闹 | |
郭:到了天津,糖葫芦叫糖墩儿,是 | |
于:那糖墩儿 | |
郭:吆喝起来就一个字儿 | |
于:叫? | |
郭:墩儿~~~~~~~~~~~~! | |
于:哎呀好,噢这个味儿的 | |
郭:也不知谁,谁出的这主意哈 | |
于:阿 | |
郭:干哏掘臧吓人一跳,天津红桥区有一个人跟别人吆喝不一样 | |
于:他怎么吆喝? | |
郭:哎,就是没有核哎 | |
于:咳咳呵呵呵, 就是没有核阿 | |
郭:他这意思就把红果儿切开把籽儿磕出去 | |
于:噢 | |
郭:干净,就是没有核儿, 哎,就是没有核哎 | |
于:哈哈哈哈哈哈 | |
郭:他这成品牌了 | |
于:是么? | |
郭:跟前儿多少家儿他不卖完人家开不了张,挨着他最近有一主也跟他学 | |
于:哦 | |
郭:哎,就是没有核哎 | |
于:阿 | |
郭:一分钱都没挣 | |
于:怎么回事呢? | |
郭:他是卖核桃的 | |
于:咳,这胡学也不行 | |
郭:胡学不行 | |
于:哎 | |
郭:这包子也吆喝 | |
于:包子阿 | |
郭:贵教清真的和汉教的不一样 | |
于:还有区别 | |
郭:大教吆喝包才 | |
于:怎么吆喝? | |
郭: 包才,好白我地面,尝点儿包,闹点儿包,尝尝包儿的馅儿了啊。 | |
于:这是个大教 | |
郭:大教的 | |
于:好好好 | |
郭:贵教清真小伙计居多 | |
于:小孩儿 | |
郭:童音嘹亮阿 | |
于:嗯 | |
郭: 新出屉儿的来,热包儿热的咧。发面包儿又热咧。 | |
于:嘿,还是童子音儿 | |
郭:贵教清真 | |
于:好啊 | |
郭:山东济南一下火车天桥儿那儿有人吆喝 | |
于:哦 | |
郭:能把孩子吓着 | |
于:怎么吆喝? | |
郭:吃包子吃包子一口咬出个牛犊子来呀! | |
于:嚯!咬出一牛犊子来 | |
郭:多大个儿的包子呀 | |
于:哈 | |
郭:把牛斗包在里头了 | |
于:夸张 | |
郭:咱们天津包子是天下闻名, | |
于:哎有名阿 | |
郭:狗不理不吆喝阿 | |
于:阿那 | |
郭:人家是坐商 | |
于:大买卖 | |
郭:非得是走街串巷卖夜宵的呢 | |
于:噢,卖夜宵 | |
郭:老大爷挎一个篮子六七斤包子盖着小棉被儿 | |
于:嗯 | |
郭:夜里十一二点顺着胡同走,俩字儿 | |
于:噢 | |
郭:叫”肉包儿” | |
于:肉 | |
郭:肉字儿出来你还听得见,包字儿出来顺着空气就走了 | |
于:怎么吆喝阿? | |
郭:肉~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~包 | |
于:嘿,哈哈 | |
郭:半夜两点你睡醒你听他外边儿“肉儿~~~”你别理他 | |
于:哦 | |
郭:翻身睡你的 | |
于:阿 | |
郭:转天早晨起来上班去,洗脸漱口推自行车儿一出去你听他那儿 | |
于:嗯 | |
郭:包 | |
于:嚯,还没走哪? | |
郭:又出来了 | |
于:嘿,你看,这是两趟 | |
郭:山东河南交界有一种卖针的吆喝起来好听 | |
于:做衣服针 | |
郭:地上铺一块红布,摆上各种型号的针,手里拿着一块木头板儿,捻这针往上剁 | |
于:嚯 | |
郭:一撒手准是五个,一排一排的了,这手里面儿要和谐 | |
于:哎 | |
郭:一号这个钢针板儿上剁,武松打虎景阳坡呀,十三这个太保李存孝,赵子龙大战长坂坡呀,曹孟德带领人马八十三万降董卓呀,张翼德一声喊,喝退大河,哎呦我的娘啊(捂手) | |
于:好嘛,这怎么了这是? | |
郭:扔手上了嗯 | |
于:好,没扔对 | |
郭:也有没谱的时候 | |
于:噢 | |
郭:现如今倒是不多了 | |
于:是没了 | |
郭:前些年还有爆米花的呢啊 | |
于:爆米花 | |
郭:吆喝完了一拍“嘣” | |
于:这,那那声大 | |
郭:这也算叫卖 | |
于:那也是宣传哪 | |
郭:也是一种宣传的方法 | |
于:广告 | |
郭:我有一回差点儿跟爆米花打起来 | |
于:跟他们置什么气啊? | |
郭:早晨演出散的挺晚,忙乎完了,早晨6点多才回家 | |
于:噢呦 | |
郭:刚躺一小时门口儿“砰”“嘣”“嘣”“噔”我说怎么这么热闹哇? | |
于:是啊 | |
郭:出去一看哪好,六个爆米花儿的 | |
于:嚯,都在您楼底下 | |
郭:您这儿开会来了是怎么着? | |
于:哈哈哈 | |
郭:想个办法得睡觉 | |
于:太乱 | |
郭:甭管了您睡吧您睡吧有办法 | |
于:是 | |
郭:刚醒了“砰!” | |
于:怎么啦? | |
郭:玻璃都碎了 | |
于:怎么这么大声儿啊? | |
郭:六锅一块儿爆的 | |
于:好嘛,这不是起哄么不是? | |
郭:现在这百货市场里也有吆喝的 | |
于:有吆喝? | |
郭:比如说卖十三香的 | |
于:就是那个调料 | |
郭:唐山人居多 | |
于:对呀 | |
郭:铺一块塑料布 | |
于:嗯 | |
郭:一个一个的塑料口袋 | |
于:哦 | |
郭:手里拿着一张四方的草纸,这手拿着小勺儿往这里边儿侩 | |
于:嗯 | |
郭:跟唱戏似的 | |
于:再学一学这个 | |
郭:好听, | |
于:十三香 | |
郭:阿,来吧(挽袖子) | |
于:这来一段儿,来一段儿 | |
郭:小小的纸啊四四方方,东汉蔡伦造纸张,南京用它包绸缎,北京用它来包文章,此纸落在我的手,张张包的本是十三香。夏天热,冬天凉,冬夏离不了这十三香,亲朋好友来聚会,挽挽袖子就下了厨房,煎炒烹炸味道美,鸡鸭鱼肉是喷喷儿的香,八洞的神仙来拜访,才知道用了我的十三香,啊哎。 | |
于:好,哎呀,这也那么长阿 | |
郭:唱戏似的 | |
于:好听 | |
郭:经过我们的研究不光这些小商贩们叫卖 | |
于:哦 | |
郭:别的行业也有吆喝的 | |
于:还那行吆喝呢? | |
郭:比如说练武术的 | |
于:练家子还吆喝吗? | |
郭:别的练武术家也不吆喝 | |
于:噢 | |
郭:唯独老于家 | |
于:噢对,说我们家? | |
郭:老于家是武术世家 | |
于:我们家都练过 | |
郭:往上捣多少辈儿都是练家子 | |
于:嗯 | |
郭:尤其于谦的父亲 | |
于:嗯 | |
郭:王老爷子 | |
于:是,嗯? | |
郭:不是我吹阿 | |
于:等等等等等,哎,行,别说了,行了 | |
郭:阿? | |
于:我姓于我爸爸会姓王? | |
(底下一人说“对”) | |
郭:有说对的 | |
于:对?哪儿啊就对阿?这都得一个姓儿这个 | |
郭:我说的是那个 | |
于:哪个呀?就一个阿 | |
郭:就剩一个 | |
于:什么就剩一个阿? | |
郭:剩下都逃走啦? | |
于:没听说过 | |
郭:得,就算他也姓于吧啊 | |
于:甭算,就姓于 | |
郭:哎呦他们老爷子了不得阿 | |
于:是啊 | |
郭:轻功盖世阿 | |
于:阿 | |
郭:没有不会的,兵刃拳脚都好 | |
于:哦? | |
郭:刀枪剑戟,斧钺钩叉,镋棍槊棒,鞭锏锤抓,拐子流星;什么带钩儿的,带尖儿的,带刺儿的,带刃儿的,带倒刺钩儿的,带锁链儿的,带峨眉刺儿的 | |
于:嗯 | |
郭:人家全行 | |
于:是啊 | |
郭:尤其是轻功,就这二楼这阳台 | |
于:这样 | |
郭:点步拧腰噌就上去了 | |
于:这么高? | |
郭:那是,告诉你,徕着黄绸子欻就那边儿去了(手指) | |
于:《动物世界〉〉啊是怎么着?怎么还飞过去? | |
郭:好玩儿这东西知道吗? | |
于:是吗? | |
郭:哎河,哎河,它爸爸一撩这褂子 | |
于:阿 | |
郭:顺着这水面儿嘡嘡嘡嘡嘡,走过去了 | |
于:轻 | |
郭:身上,有一个水点儿我都**去 | |
于:功夫好 | |
郭:冬天冻上了 | |
于:咳,摔一跟头这边儿也出溜过去了 | |
郭:我说这意思,了不得阿了不得阿 | |
于:阿 | |
郭:没有不行的 | |
于:都行 | |
郭:最拿手的就是配钥匙 | |
于:对,阿? | |
郭:一门灵,知道么? | |
于:配钥匙? | |
郭:助人为乐呀 | |
于:这叫什么助人为乐? | |
郭:你看?钥匙锁屋里了 | |
于:阿 | |
郭:别人花钱他爸爸这儿看看就弄上了 | |
于:是啊 | |
郭:多难的锁老头儿看看,哎,弄根儿面条儿就捅开了 | |
于:嚯,这是功夫 | |
郭:给他一包方便面出入一小区 | |
于:哎呀,行了,别给这腕儿了没什么用, | |
郭:这是他爸爸,哎呦(拍胸口)到他爷爷那儿说实在的阿 | |
于:别拍呀这,哪儿呀说到长辈儿这就拍这个 | |
郭:我这,我替他美呀,我真替他美的哼 | |
于:你美你也不能这样啊 | |
郭:呦呦呦,他祖父了不得 | |
于:是呀 | |
郭:在清朝的皇宫里边儿给西太后做保镖 | |
于:这能人啊 | |
郭:还了得么? | |
于:就是 | |
郭:现在清宫档案你查资料去 | |
于:怎么? | |
郭:那里面有他爷爷的名字 | |
于:叫什么呀? | |
郭:李莲英 | |
于:咳,太监阿 | |
郭:哎 | |
于:不是的阿 | |
郭:不是么? | |
于:不是 | |
郭:甭管叫什么吧, | |
于:嗯 | |
郭:他老人家练武术他就吆喝 | |
于:是吗? | |
郭:白天不吆喝,非得是晚上 | |
于:夜里 | |
郭:夜深人静大伙儿都睡觉了 | |
于:哦 | |
郭:换上一身儿夜行衣套, | |
于:嗯 | |
郭:背插单刀,由打屋里出来点步拧腰噌上了房了 | |
于:嚯 | |
郭:在房顶上是鹿伏豪行 | |
于:能耐 | |
郭:一路行至在乾清宫的顶子上 | |
于:嗯 | |
郭:安肩式腿疯狂苍琅琅琅宝刀出窍 | |
于:嚯 | |
郭:一捂耳朵张嘴就吆喝 | |
于:怎么吆喝呢? | |
郭:磨剪子勒抢菜刀~~! | |
于:磨刀的啊 |
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yu: ai, a? zhi chuang po xiang a? hao ma | |
guo: wo bu dong zhe ge ni men bie qi hong, wo men yao bao chi dui yan yuan de zun zhong zhi dao ma? | |
yu: ni ya, bu dong jiu bie xia shuo le, zhi chuang mei you po xiang de | |
guo: fan zheng shen ti bu hao yi ting shuo shuo shang tian jin yan chu ceng yi sheng jiu lai le | |
yu: wo men yuan yi lai a | |
guo: hen gan dong | |
yu: a | |
guo: zhe dang ran ren jia, bu lun shi ren pin hai shi yi shu dou xiang dang de zhi de yi ti de, ni jiu shuo tai shang a | |
yu: a | |
guo: tai shang, fan zheng jiu zhe me hui shi er, shi ba | |
yu: tai shang zhe me hui shi er? | |
guo: bu shi, jiu shi ren xing hao | |
yu: jiu kan ren a | |
guo: jiao peng you kan tai xia ya | |
yu: dui ya | |
guo: tai xia shuo shi zai zhe ren xing | |
yu: shi | |
guo: hai bu ru tai shang ne zhi dao ba? | |
yu: hai! wo rang ni peng wo lai le shi ba? | |
guo: fan zheng jiu shuo, you, ye you hao di r, ye you hao | |
yu: shui mei you ge you que dian ne? | |
guo: dui guan zhong re qing | |
yu: zhe shi ying gai de | |
guo: zhe jiu hao | |
yu: | |
guo: neng nai da xiao ge yi bian er, xin tai hen hao | |
yu: guan jian bao chi xin tai | |
guo: shi bu shi a? | |
yu: | |
guo: chang ting xiang sheng you qi zan men tian jin de fu lao xiang qin dou zhi dao | |
yu: | |
guo: xiang sheng si men gong ke | |
yu: dui | |
guo: keng meng guai pian | |
yu: a? deng hui er deng hui er | |
guo: de nong hao le | |
yu: bu shi, bie jie shi le | |
guo: ? | |
yu: shuo xue dou chang | |
guo: gai la? | |
yu: mei gai, ya gen er jiu shi zhe ge | |
guo: zen me mei you tong zhi wo ya? | |
yu: mei you, yi zhi jiu shi zhe ge | |
guo: shuo xue dou chang | |
yu: dui, jiu zhe si men er | |
guo: zhe si men er mei you er shi nian ni xia bu lai | |
yu: zhe de xia gong fu | |
guo: shou xian shuo zhe ge shuo | |
yu: | |
guo: zhe ge zui li de gan jing | |
yu: de qing chu | |
guo: ai you, bu lun nin zuo zai na er | |
yu: a | |
guo: mei yi ge zi er chu lai song dao nin de er duo le | |
yu: ai, rang nin zhen zhe | |
guo: bu xu tan wu ren he yi ge zi | |
yu: chi zi mei you | |
guo: you zhe me ji ju hua | |
yu: | |
guo: hua er kuai qian mai yi xiao zhu, zi er zi er he shui, ga ba ga ba chi dou er, | |
yu: o | |
guo: jie qiang tou er reng chu qu zi er de yi sheng nin cai zen me zhao, si le! | |
yu: hei, zhen shi qing chu, dou neng ting | |
guo: gan jing | |
yu: a | |
guo: ni zui li bu gan jing shuo de le zhe ge me? | |
yu: bu xing me? | |
guo: hua ai kuai qian mai yi xiao zhu, | |
yu: a | |
guo: zei zei he shui, ga ba ga ba chi dou er, | |
yu: dui | |
guo: jie qiang tou er reng san sheng chu qu zi er de yi sheng nin cai zen de | |
yu: zen de? | |
guo: shi le | |
yu: ai ya he, zhe sa qi lou feng bu xing | |
guo: gan bu liao zhe ge | |
yu: dui le | |
guo: yao she, jian she da she tou jie yu, dou shuo bu liao xiang sheng | |
yu: a, zui li de mao bing | |
guo: jie yu jiu shi jie ba | |
yu: dui ya | |
guo: jie ba dang ran neng zhi | |
yu: dui | |
guo: ni zhi hao le zhi qian shuo bu liao xiang sheng | |
yu: ye bu xing a | |
guo: ni bie shuo shuo xiang sheng le | |
yu: a | |
guo: dian shi tai zhu chi ren you jie ba me? | |
yu: mei you | |
guo: tian jin dian shi tai yu le jie mu zhao yi jie ba | |
yu: a | |
guo: gen jia bin liao tian r | |
yu: xing ma? | |
guo: wo, e, wo, wo, neng, yong yong yong ni er, er shi fen zhong de shi, shi, shi jian ma? | |
yu: gan ma ya? | |
guo: wo da suan gen ni, ni shuo, shuo wu wu, wu fen zhong, zhong de hua a | |
yu: a? ha, na shi wu fen zhong quan shi fei hua, jie ba le | |
guo: ge zai zhe shang tou le | |
yu: a | |
guo: dian tai you me? | |
yu: dian tai mei you | |
guo: tian jin dian tai feng le | |
yu: a | |
guo: zhao yi jie ba | |
yu: xing ma? | |
guo: gang, gang cai zui, zui hou yi xiang | |
yu: | |
guo: bei, jing shi jian a, qi, qi, e, qi, qi dian, yi kan biao, ba dian ban le | |
yu: hai ya, he, nin shuo zhe tai kua zhang le zhe ge | |
guo: dou dan wu le | |
yu: zhe dao shi | |
guo: na men er gong ke dou de xia gong fu | |
yu: | |
guo: bu shi shuo sui sui pian pian jiu ke yi de | |
yu: dou de xue | |
guo: shuo xue dou chang | |
yu: dui | |
guo: bao kuo zhe ge chang | |
yu: chang | |
guo: a, zhe ge chang dao di shi chang shen me? | |
yu: nin jiang | |
guo: you xie ge yan yuan shang lai jiu shuo le | |
yu: | |
guo:" zhe chang a wo men jiu shi chang yi ge, chang yi xi, chang yi da gu" | |
yu: o | |
guo: zhe bu dui, cuo le, zhe shi xue chang | |
yu: shu yu xue | |
guo: zhen zheng de chang jiao tai ping ge ci | |
yu: zhe shi ben gong de chang | |
guo: ai, shuo xiang sheng bu hui tai ping ge ci zai guo qu zhe shi hen diu ren de shi qing | |
yu: shi ma? | |
guo: si men gong ke duan yi men | |
yu: o, que | |
guo: bi ru shuo ren dou zheng ba | |
yu: a | |
guo: ni zheng | |
yu: o, shao | |
guo: na, da huo er dou hai sao | |
yu: o | |
guo: dou zhi dao yao lian a | |
yu: dui | |
guo: dao yi jie fang dou you gong zi le ba ta men dou jiu le | |
yu: jiu bu xue le | |
guo: zhe bu xia dian er gong fu | |
yu: o | |
guo: tai ping ge ci shi yi ge ren chang | |
yu: | |
guo: na zhe liang kuai zhu ban er | |
yu: zhe jiao yu zi | |
guo: xue ming r shi yu zi | |
yu: ai | |
guo: ji jie er ge | |
yu: da zhe ban | |
guo: yi shang ju er yi xia ju er chang hao liao bu rong yi | |
yu: hao ting a | |
guo: ta mei you yue dui | |
yu: dui | |
guo: zhe dong xi nan jiu nan zai zhe er le | |
yu: | |
guo: shuo you yue dui hao nong | |
yu: o | |
guo: hou mian r san qian ren gen zhe la xian er zhe hao ban | |
yu: zhe me da yue dui? | |
guo: hao meng? | |
yu: shi ma? | |
guo: jiu ni yi ge ren er ni zen me meng a? | |
yu: shi | |
guo: ye mei bang mang de a | |
yu: mei ren tuo zhe | |
guo: zhe shuo xiang sheng lia ren er zhe er yi da cha er de ne | |
yu: yi peng yi dou ma | |
guo: tai ping ge ci mei you | |
yu: a | |
guo: ye mei you ban wu de | |
yu: o | |
guo: wo zhao guo yi hui dao shi, you yi hui yan chu ren jia zhao wo, re nao dian er ba | |
yu: a | |
guo: wo zhao le si shi ge e luo si de mei nv | |
yu: tai ping ge ci? | |
guo: chuan zhe hen jian dan de yi fu | |
yu: gei nin ban wu a? | |
guo: zhan zai wo hou bian r | |
yu: xing ma? | |
guo: zhan zai hou bian r tiao, wo zai tou li chang | |
yu: hao | |
guo: guan zhong hen man yi | |
yu: ye ai kan | |
guo: qian pai zhan qi yi ge lai | |
yu: a | |
guo: na shou yi zhi wo ni, duo kai dian er | |
yu: a? hao ma, ba ni gei hong xia qu la? | |
guo: zhe lia qian er hua de | |
yu: hei hei | |
guo: zhe ge | |
yu: bai fei jin le | |
guo: tai ping ge ci qi shi hen hao ting | |
yu: hao ting | |
guo: hui dao jia le | |
yu: | |
guo: gei da huo er xue yi duan er tai ping ge ci chang qiang, a? ni kan, ye bu zhi dao ge wei shi yuan yi ting a shi yuan yi ting a shi yuan yi ting a | |
yu: a? na quan yuan yi ting na? | |
guo: he he a | |
hou mian you ren han" dan dao hui" | |
guo: dan dao hui? su hui de rou hui de? | |
yu: hai, hui bing a shi zen me zhao? | |
guo: dan dao hui | |
yu: | |
guo: hao, zhe wo nei hang | |
yu: o | |
guo: dan dao hui shuo shi guan yun zhang dan dao fu hui de gu shi | |
yu: shi zhe yang | |
guo: guan yun zhang da huo zhi dao | |
yu: ai | |
guo: liu guan zhang tao yuan san jie yi | |
yu: ai | |
guo: ge er sa yi ge tou ke zai di xia zhan qi lai, gen qin ge men r yi yang | |
yu: bang yang | |
guo: ge er sa bao zhe tang seng xi tian qu jing | |
yu: ai, bu | |
guo: hong lou meng li bian er xie de zhe duan er | |
yu: na er a? nin quan kan luan le zhe ge | |
guo: ? | |
yu: mei you la, zhe san guo | |
guo: hao ting | |
yu: a | |
guo: you peng you dian le, zan jiu chang guan yun zhang dan dao fu hui, hao, zhe duan er, ye mei dai zhe ban er ye mei dai zhe yu zi, | |
yu: su shen er chang | |
guo: jiu lai su de ba | |
yu: xing xing | |
guo: bu ge rou le a | |
yu: hai, hai shi su de | |
guo: dong zou fu ling xia xing chuan , lu zi jing bai jiu yan yue qing sheng xian, na dan dai huang wen ba shu lai xia, xia zhi zai jing zhou guan yu de zhang qian, na guan ping jie shu guan gong kan, na lang lang yan ci xie zai le shang bian, shang xie zhe lu su dun shou bai, bai shang le ting hou hu jia qian, wo zai jiang bian she xia yi xiao yan, yue qing ting hou lai zai wo zhe bian, ni ruo shi lai ni shi zhen jun zi, ni ruo bu lai zen shi san guo jiang kui yuan, guan yun zhang kan ba le chong chong nu, ma le sheng zei zi ni jiao yu qian, xiang dang chu | |
yu: mei you, deng deng deng deng deng | |
guo: you tian ze | |
yu: shen me? bie chang le. zen me chang dao wo lai le zhe ge? | |
guo: lao ci er zhe dou shi, zhi dao ma? | |
yu: shen me lao ci er a? dou shi xian bian de hou bian r | |
guo: lao ci er ha | |
yu: mei you | |
guo: tai ping ge ci | |
yu: shi zhe ge wei r | |
guo: bao kuo zan me gang cai shuo de zhe ge xue, | |
yu: a xue | |
guo: xue de zhe ge tai guang fan le | |
yu: dou de xue | |
guo: xue shuo hua xue biao yan | |
yu: a | |
guo: xue jiao mai | |
yu: zhe ge zuo mai mai de yao he ye de xue | |
guo: dou de xue | |
guo: dou shi wo men de lao shi | |
yu: shi ma? | |
guo: xian ru jin mai mai de yao he bu duo | |
yu: dui | |
guo: xiang dang chu na shi zou jie chuan xiang dao chu dou you a | |
yu: shi ma? | |
guo: nin xiang a guo qu lai shuo mei you wang luo | |
yu: o | |
guo: ye mei you dian shi | |
yu: | |
guo: ye jiu you si ren dian tai | |
yu: you dian tai | |
guo: si ren dian tai shi yi guang gao wei zhu, dan shi de da mai mai jia zuo de qi | |
yu: ta gui ma | |
guo: guo qu bi ru shuo xiang si lian er zhe yang er de | |
yu: o | |
guo: ta neng shang na guang gao | |
yu: na shi da sheng yi | |
guo: mai er duo shao er de ye zuo guang gao | |
yu: a? | |
guo: zuo zhe yi hui si shi nian bai gan le | |
yu: a ya, bu zhi yu a | |
guo: quan kao rou sang zi zou jie chuan xiang yao he zhe | |
yu: shi xuan chuan na | |
guo: zhe shi yi zhong yi shu | |
yu: dui | |
guo: quan guo ge di dao chu dou you | |
yu: | |
guo: feng wei bu yi yang | |
yu: o | |
guo: bi ru shuo dao bei jing you zhe me ju hua | |
yu: | |
guo: jiu qiang shi ba diao, zong sheng qiao bian dan | |
yu: hao ting | |
guo: a, dong jing tian mai qing cai de | |
yu: cai | |
guo: tiao zhe yi ge bian dan qian hou luo kuang shi ji yang qing cai | |
yu: | |
guo: yi kou qi r yao he chu lai gen chang ge er shi de | |
yu: jiu zhe me hao ting ma? | |
guo: hao ting | |
yu: nin gei xue yi xue | |
guo: mai cai de a | |
yu: ai, mai cai xiang cai la qing jiao gou cong nen qin cai bian dou qie zi huang gua jia dong gua mai da hai jia mai luo bo hu luo bo bian luo bo nen lei ya de xiang chun lei suan er lai lei hao jiu cai. | |
yu: o zhe yi yao he shi yi da tao | |
guo: jie kou qi er zhan zai bei jing chang an jie shang yi sang zi lian tong xian dou ting de jian | |
yu: a? tong xian dou neng ting jian? | |
guo: tong xian hai you yi mai cai de heng | |
yu: hai, lia mai cai de | |
guo: fei hua, li zhe si shi duo li di ne | |
yu: he he, tai yuan | |
guo: tian jin ye you jiao mai de | |
yu: dui ya | |
guo: bi ru shuo yi qian zhe ge mai yao tang de | |
yu: yao tang | |
guo: ai, xiao fang kuai er de yao tang, shen me se de dou you | |
yu: o | |
guo: zhuang zai bo li he zi li bian r | |
yu: shi | |
guo: shang mian gai yi xiao gas deng | |
yu: o | |
guo: ren dao chi de ye gan jing, tang ye piao liang, shun jie tong zi wang wai yi yao he you nong yu de tian jin feng wei | |
yu: nin zai gei xue yi xue zhe ge | |
guo: hao ting zhe na | |
yu: zen me ne? | |
guo: mai yao tang ai, shui hai mai wo de yao tang ai, ju zi hai you xiang jiao shan yao ren dan, mai de mai, shao de shao, mai yao tang de you lai le, chi le ma de wei r ya, you le ma de wei r ya, ju zi bo he mao liang qi er, tu suan shui er ya, da bao ge, chi le wo de yao tang dou guan shi er, xiao zi r bu mai, da zi r yi kuai | |
yu: hei, you dian er yi si | |
guo: mai yao tang de | |
yu: lian jia qian dou yao he chu lai le | |
guo: hai you yi zhong yao he hao ting | |
yu: na zhong? | |
guo: tang hu lu | |
yu: o, jiu yi qian dong tian chi de na ge | |
guo: ai, zai bei jing jiao tang hu lu zai tian jin jiao tang dun er | |
yu: ai, bei jing jiao tang dun er | |
guo: bei jing cheng, dong xi nan bei cheng bu yi yang | |
yu: o | |
guo: zui hao ting shi bei cheng | |
yu: bei cheng zen me yao he? | |
guo: shen zhai da yuan ju duo, yao he qi lai shi you you ya ya piao piao dang dang, ji ceng yuan zi dou neng ting | |
yu: shen me wei r ne? | |
guo: mi lai ai bing tang hu lu lai yo hu lu er | |
yu: you dian er yi si | |
guo: xie xie ge wei wu sheng de gu li | |
yu: hai, he he | |
guo: gu gu zhang bu shi bu ke yi de, zhe nian tou er shui qiu de zhao shui de zai lai yi hui, lai lai lai | |
yu: ai ya a, na er you nin zhe me shuo hua de? | |
guo: zhen shi re nao | |
yu: dao shi re nao | |
guo: dao le tian jin, tang hu lu jiao tang dun er, shi | |
yu: na tang dun er | |
guo: yao he qi lai jiu yi ge zi er | |
yu: jiao? | |
guo: dun er! | |
yu: ai ya hao, o zhe ge wei r de | |
guo: ye bu zhi shui, shui chu de zhe zhu yi ha | |
yu: a | |
guo: gan gen jue zang xia ren yi tiao, tian jin hong qiao qu you yi ge ren gen bie ren yao he bu yi yang | |
yu: ta zen me yao he? | |
guo: ai, jiu shi mei you he ai | |
yu: hai hai he he a, jiu shi mei you he a | |
guo: ta zhe yi si jiu ba hong guo er qie kai ba zi er ke chu qu | |
yu: o | |
guo: gan jing, jiu shi mei you hu er, ai, jiu shi mei you he ai | |
yu: ha ha ha ha ha ha | |
guo: ta zhe cheng pin pai le | |
yu: shi me? | |
guo: gen qian er duo shao jia er ta bu mai wan ren jia kai bu liao zhang, ai zhe ta zui jin you yi zhu ye gen ta xue | |
yu: o | |
guo: ai, jiu shi mei you he ai | |
yu: a | |
guo: yi fen qian dou mei zheng | |
yu: zen me hui shi ne? | |
guo: ta shi mai he tao de | |
yu: hai, zhe hu xue ye bu xing | |
guo: hu xue bu xing | |
yu: ai | |
guo: zhe bao zi ye yao he | |
yu: bao zi a | |
guo: gui jiao qing zhen de he han jiao de bu yi yang | |
yu: hai you qu bie | |
guo: da jiao yao he bao cai | |
yu: zen me yao he? | |
guo: bao cai, hao bai wo di mian, chang dian er bao, nao dian er bao, chang chang bao er de xian er le a. | |
yu: zhe shi ge da jiao | |
guo: da jiao de | |
yu: hao hao hao | |
guo: gui jiao qing zhen xiao huo ji ju duo | |
yu: xiao hai er | |
guo: tong yin liao liang a | |
yu: | |
guo: xin chu ti er de lai, re bao er re de lie. fa mian bao er you re lie. | |
yu: hei, hai shi tong zi yin er | |
guo: gui jiao qing zhen | |
yu: hao a | |
guo: shan dong ji nan yi xia huo che tian qiao er na er you ren yao he | |
yu: o | |
guo: neng ba hai zi xia zhe | |
yu: zen me yao he? | |
guo: chi bao zi chi bao zi yi kou yao chu ge niu du zi lai ya! | |
yu: huo! yao chu yi niu du zi lai | |
guo: duo da ge er de bao zi ya | |
yu: ha | |
guo: ba niu dou bao zai li tou le | |
yu: kua zhang | |
guo: zan men tian jin bao zi shi tian xia wen ming, | |
yu: ai you ming a | |
guo: gou bu li bu yao he a | |
yu: a na | |
guo: ren jia shi zuo shang | |
yu: da mai mai | |
guo: fei dei shi zou jie chuan xiang mai ye xiao de ne | |
yu: o, mai ye xiao | |
guo: lao da ye kua yi ge lan zi liu qi jin bao zi gai zhe xiao mian bei er | |
yu: | |
guo: ye li shi yi er dian shun zhe hu tong zou, lia zi er | |
yu: o | |
guo: jiao" rou bao er" | |
yu: rou | |
guo: rou zi er chu lai ni hai ting de jian, bao zi er chu lai shun zhe kong qi jiu zou le | |
yu: zen me yao he a? | |
guo: rou bao | |
yu: hei, ha ha | |
guo: ban ye liang dian ni shui xing ni ting ta wai bian r" rou er" ni bie li ta | |
yu: o | |
guo: fan shen shui ni de | |
yu: a | |
guo: zhuan tian zao chen qi lai shang ban qu, xi lian shu kou tui zi xing che er yi chu qu ni ting ta na er | |
yu: | |
guo: bao | |
yu: huo, hai mei zou na? | |
guo: you chu lai le | |
yu: hei, ni kan, zhe shi liang tang | |
guo: shan dong he nan jiao jie you yi zhong mai zhen de yao he qi lai hao ting | |
yu: zuo yi fu zhen | |
guo: di shang pu yi kuai hong bu, bai shang ge zhong xing hao de zhen, shou li na zhe yi kuai mu tou ban er, nian zhe zhen wang shang duo | |
yu: huo | |
guo: yi sa shou zhun shi wu ge, yi pai yi pai de le, zhe shou li mian r yao he xie | |
yu: ai | |
guo: yi hao zhe ge gang zhen ban er shang duo, wu song da hu jing yang po ya, shi san zhe ge tai bao li cun xiao, zhao zi long da zhan chang ban po ya, cao meng de dai ling ren ma ba shi san wan jiang dong zhuo ya, zhang yi de yi sheng han, he tui da he, ai you wo de niang a wu shou | |
yu: hao ma, zhe zen me le zhe shi? | |
guo: reng shou shang le | |
yu: hao, mei reng dui | |
guo: ye you mei pu de shi hou | |
yu: o | |
guo: xian ru jin dao shi bu duo le | |
yu: shi mei le | |
guo: qian xie nian hai you bao mi hua de ne a | |
yu: bao mi hua | |
guo: yao he wan le yi pai" beng" | |
yu: zhe, na na sheng da | |
guo: zhe ye suan jiao mai | |
yu: na ye shi xuan chuan na | |
guo: ye shi yi zhong xuan chuan de fang fa | |
yu: guang gao | |
guo: wo you yi hui cha dian er gen bao mi hua da qi lai | |
yu: gen ta men zhi shen me qi a? | |
guo: zao chen yan chu san de ting wan, mang hu wan le, zao chen 6 dian duo cai hui jia | |
yu: o you | |
guo: gang tang yi xiao shi men kou er" peng"" beng"" beng"" deng" wo shuo zen me zhe me re nao wa? | |
yu: shi a | |
guo: chu qu yi kan na hao, liu ge bao mi hua er de | |
yu: huo, dou zai nin lou di xia | |
guo: nin zhe er kai hui lai le shi zen me zhao? | |
yu: ha ha ha | |
guo: xiang ge ban fa de shui jiao | |
yu: tai luan | |
guo: beng guan le nin shui ba nin shui ba you ban fa | |
yu: shi | |
guo: gang xing le" peng!" | |
yu: zen me la? | |
guo: bo li dou sui le | |
yu: zen me zhe me da sheng er a? | |
guo: liu guo yi kuai er bao de | |
yu: hao ma, zhe bu shi qi hong me bu shi? | |
guo: xian zai zhe bai huo shi chang li ye you yao he de | |
yu: you yao he? | |
guo: bi ru shuo mai shi san xiang de | |
yu: jiu shi na ge tiao liao | |
guo: tang shan ren ju duo | |
yu: dui ya | |
guo: pu yi kuai su liao bu | |
yu: | |
guo: yi ge yi ge de su liao kou dai | |
yu: o | |
guo: shou li na zhe yi zhang si fang de cao zhi, zhe shou na zhe xiao shao er wang zhe li bian r kuai | |
yu: | |
guo: gen chang xi shi de | |
yu: zai xue yi xue zhe ge | |
guo: hao ting, | |
yu: shi san xiang | |
guo: a, lai ba wan xiu zi | |
yu: zhe lai yi duan er, lai yi duan er | |
guo: xiao xiao de zhi a si si fang fang, dong han cai lun zao zhi zhang, nan jing yong ta bao chou duan, bei jing yong ta lai bao wen zhang, ci zhi luo zai wo de shou, zhang zhang bao de ben shi shi san xiang. xia tian re, dong tian liang, dong xia li bu liao zhe shi san xiang, qin peng hao you lai ju hui, wan wan xiu zi jiu xia le chu fang, jian chao peng zha wei dao mei, ji ya yu rou shi pen pen er de xiang, ba dong de shen xian lai bai fang, cai zhi dao yong le wo de shi san xiang, a ai. | |
yu: hao, ai ya, zhe ye na me zhang a | |
guo: chang xi shi de | |
yu: hao ting | |
guo: jing guo wo men de yan jiu bu guang zhei xie xiao shang fan men jiao mai | |
yu: o | |
guo: bie de hang ye ye you yao he de | |
yu: hai na xing yao he ne? | |
guo: bi ru shuo lian wu shu de | |
yu: lian jia zi hai yao he ma? | |
guo: bie de lian wu shu jia ye bu yao he | |
yu: o | |
guo: wei du lao yu jia | |
yu: o dui, shuo wo men jia? | |
guo: lao yu jia shi wu shu shi jia | |
yu: wo men jia dou lian guo | |
guo: wang shang dao duo shao bei r dou shi lian jia zi | |
yu: | |
guo: you qi yu qian de fu qin | |
yu: | |
guo: wang lao ye zi | |
yu: shi, ? | |
guo: bu shi wo chui a | |
yu: deng deng deng deng deng, ai, xing, bie shuo le, xing le | |
guo: a? | |
yu: wo xing yu wo ba ba hui xing wang? | |
di xia yi ren shuo" dui" | |
guo: you shuo dui de | |
yu: dui? na er a jiu dui a? zhe dou de yi ge xing er zhe ge | |
guo: wo shuo de shi na ge | |
yu: nei ge ya? jiu yi ge a | |
guo: jiu sheng yi ge | |
yu: shen me jiu sheng yi ge a? | |
guo: sheng xia du tao zou la? | |
yu: mei ting shuo guo | |
guo: de, jiu suan ta ye xing yu ba a | |
yu: beng suan, jiu xing yu | |
guo: ai you ta men lao ye zi liao bu de a | |
yu: shi a | |
guo: qing gong gai shi a | |
yu: a | |
guo: mei you bu hui de, bing ren quan jiao dou hao | |
yu: o? | |
guo: dao qiang jian ji, fu yue gou cha, tang gun shuo bang, bian jian chui zhua, guai zi liu xing shen me dai gou r de, dai jian er de, dai ci er de, dai ren er de, dai dao ci gou r de, dai suo lian er de, dai e mei ci er de | |
yu: | |
guo: ren jia quan xing | |
yu: shi a | |
guo: you qi shi qing gong, jiu zhe er lou zhe yang tai | |
yu: zhe yang | |
guo: dian bu ning yao ceng jiu shang qu le | |
yu: zhe me gao? | |
guo: na shi, gao su ni, lai zhe huang chou zi chua jiu na bian er qu le shou zhi | |
yu: dong wu shi jie a shi zen me zhao? zen me hai fei guo qu? | |
guo: hao wan er zhe dong xi zhi dao ma? | |
yu: shi ma? | |
guo: ai he, ai he, ta ba ba yi liao zhe gua zi | |
yu: a | |
guo: shun zhe zhe shui mian r tang tang tang tang tang, zou guo qu le | |
yu: qing | |
guo: shen shang, you yi ge shui dian er wo dou qu | |
yu: gong fu hao | |
guo: dong tian dong shang le | |
yu: hai, shuai yi gen tou zhe bian r ye chu liu guo qu le | |
guo: wo shuo zhe yi si, liao bu de a liao bu de a | |
yu: a | |
guo: mei you bu xing de | |
yu: dou xing | |
guo: zui na shou de jiu shi pei yao shi | |
yu: dui, a? | |
guo: yi men ling, zhi dao me? | |
yu: pei yao shi? | |
guo: zhu ren wei le ya | |
yu: zhe jiao shen me zhu ren wei le? | |
guo: ni kan? yao shi suo wu li le | |
yu: a | |
guo: bie ren hua qian ta ba ba zhe er kan kan jiu nong shang le | |
yu: shi a | |
guo: duo nan de suo lao tou er kan kan, ai, nong gen er mian tiao r jiu tong kai le | |
yu: huo, zhe shi gong fu | |
guo: gei ta yi bao fang bian mian chu ru yi xiao qu | |
yu: ai ya, xing le, bie gei zhe wan er le mei shen me yong, | |
guo: zhe shi ta ba ba, ai you pai xiong kou dao ta ye ye na er shuo shi zai de a | |
yu: bie pai ya zhe, na er ya shuo dao zhang bei r zhe jiu pai zhe ge | |
guo: wo zhe, wo ti ta mei ya, wo zhen ti ta mei di heng | |
yu: ni mei ni ye bu neng zhe yang a | |
guo: you you you, ta zu fu liao bu de | |
yu: shi ya | |
guo: zai qing chao de huang gong li bian r gei xi tai hou zuo bao biao | |
yu: zhe neng ren a | |
guo: hai liao de me? | |
yu: jiu shi | |
guo: xian zai qing gong dang an ni cha zi liao qu | |
yu: zen me? | |
guo: na li mian you ta ye ye de ming zi | |
yu: jiao shen me ya? | |
guo: li lian ying | |
yu: hai, tai jian a | |
guo: ai | |
yu: bu shi de a | |
guo: bu shi me? | |
yu: bu shi | |
guo: beng guan jiao shen me ba, | |
yu: | |
guo: ta lao ren jia lian wu shu ta jiu yao he | |
yu: shi ma? | |
guo: bai tian bu yao he, fei dei shi wan shang | |
yu: ye li | |
guo: ye shen ren jing da huo er dou shui jiao le | |
yu: o | |
guo: huan shang yi shen er ye xing yi tao, | |
yu: | |
guo: bei cha dan dao, you da wu li chu lai dian bu ning yao ceng shang le fang le | |
yu: huo | |
guo: zai fang ding shang shi lu fu hao xing | |
yu: neng nai | |
guo: yi lu xing zhi zai qian qing gong de ding zi shang | |
yu: | |
guo: an jian shi tui feng kuang cang lang lang lang bao dao chu qiao | |
yu: huo | |
guo: yi wu er duo zhang zui jiu yao he | |
yu: zen me yao he ne? | |
guo: mo jian zi lei qiang cai dao! | |
yu: mo dao de a |
guō: rén lái de bù shǎo a | |
yú: āi, jīn ér duō ya | |
guō: wǒ hěn xīn wèi, hā hā hā | |
dǐ xià yǒu rén hǎn" yí" | |
guō: hǎn zhè gè wǒ jiù zhī dào le | |
yú: ā | |
guō: zhè dōu shì ài tīng xiàng sheng de péng yǒu men | |
yú: āi, dōu shì lǎo guān zhòng | |
guō: huí dào jiā xiāng yǎn chū xīn lǐ hěn gāo xìng | |
yú: | |
guō: zhè gè dì r hǎo a | |
yú: ā | |
guō: chōng cháng wù liú | |
yú: duì | |
guō: tīng shuō tiān ān mén míng nián yào wǎng zhè biān r nuó | |
yú: a? zhè ér shǒu dū la? | |
guō: guǎng xìn ér, guǎng xìn ér | |
yú: hāi, gēn běn jiù méi zhè me huí shì ér | |
guō: zhè huí yǎn chū shì jì gāo xìng yòu jǐn zhāng | |
yú: zěn me ne? | |
guō: gāo xìng de shì néng gēn jiā xiāng fù lǎo huì bào yī xià ér | |
yú: āi | |
guō: jǐn zhāng de shì zhè zhǒng yǎn chū bù hǎo yǎn, | |
yú: yǒu nán dù me? | |
guō: zhè tóu yī pái de zhè jǐ wèi | |
yú: | |
guō: jiù lián wǒ liǎn shàng yǒu méi yǒu wù zǐ dōu néng kàn chū lái | |
yú: ō, zhè pái de qīng chǔ | |
guō: zhè zhǒng yǎn chū guò qù yǒu gè míng cí | |
yú: jiào? | |
guō: píng dì kōu bǐng, duì miàn ná zéi | |
yú: yǒu zhè me gè shuō fǎ | |
guō: zuì nán le, wǒ men yuàn yì shàng diàn shì tái qù yǎn qù | |
yú: zěn me? | |
guō: ná dì r hǎo méng | |
yú: méng ā? | |
guō: , zhè jī jiǎo gā lá | |
yú: ā | |
guō: liǎng biān ér dūn zhe | |
yú: ó | |
guō: dài tóu gǔ zhǎng de | |
yú: ō, lǐng zhǎng de zhè jiào | |
guō: liǎ shuō xiàng sheng de chuān zhe xī zhuāng dǎ zhe lǐng dài | |
yú: ó | |
guō: rén mú gǒu yàng ér de wǎng wài yī zǒu | |
yú: hāi | |
guō: nà hòu bian r yī tàn tou er, hāi, wa | |
yú: zhǎng shēng rú léi | |
guō: jīn tiān, wa | |
yú: liǎ zì ér jiù gǔ zhǎng? | |
guō: wǒ men liǎ rén ér, wa | |
yú: ā | |
guō: shuō yī xiàng sheng, wa | |
yú: āi yā hē | |
guō: shuō de shì zài bù hǎo, wa | |
yú: ā | |
guō: shuō de bù hǎo dōu gǔ zhǎng | |
yú: hē hē | |
guō: nǐ kàn jīn tiān duō hǎo? | |
yú: zěn me yàng? | |
guō: yí gè gǔ zhǎng de dōu méi yǒu, | |
yú: hā hā, zhè jiù zhè me duō gǔ zhǎng de le me? | |
guō: jiǎn zhí shì rè nào | |
yú: zhè dǎo shì | |
guō: yǒu rén rèn shi wǒ men yǒu rén bù rèn shi wǒ men | |
yú: yǒu lǎo guān zhòng | |
guō: zuò yí gè zì wǒ de jiè shào, zhōng guó xiàng sheng jiè fēi zhù míng xiàng sheng yǎn yuán guō dé gāng | |
yú: āi | |
guō: xiàng wǒ de yī shí fù mǔ jiā xiāng fù lǎo xiāng qīn men zhì jìng | |
yú: | |
guō: gǎn xiè gè wèi | |
yú: hǎo | |
guō: zhè gè rén dà huǒ ér kě néng bú shì hěn liǎo jiě | |
yú: yě de nín jiè shào | |
guō: wǒ lái jiè shào yī xià ér | |
yú: | |
guō: zài běi jīng chéng yī tí tā, hē, yáng míng | |
yú: zhè kě bù gǎn | |
guō: nǐ bù rèn shi tā nǐ jiù méi chī guò zhū ròu, suǒ yǐ shuō | |
yú: zhè jiào zěn me shuō huà ne nín zhè gè? | |
guō: wǒ pěng nǐ a | |
yú: nǐ pěng wǒ ná wǒ dāng zhū pěng ā? | |
guō: bù xǔ měi huà zì jǐ | |
yú: wǒ ya? wǒ zhè shì měi huà me zhè gè? | |
guō: zhù míng yǎn yuán | |
yú: bù gǎn dāng | |
guō: jiā yù hù xiǎo, fù rú jiē zhī | |
yú: méi yǒu | |
guō: tā jiào shén me lái zhe? | |
yú: āi, bái pěng le, nín bù rèn shi? | |
guō: bié shuō, bié shuō nǐ bié shuō | |
yú: wǒ shì | |
guō: bié shuō, wǒ néng xiǎng qǐ lái | |
yú: nín xiǎng nín xiǎng | |
guō: bié shuō | |
yú: | |
guō: nǐ shuō chū zhè liǎ zì ér suàn mà jiē | |
yú: duì, āi? zěn me huí shì, wǒ shuō suàn mà jiē? | |
guō: jiào shén me? | |
yú: ā | |
guō: yú qiān ér | |
yú: hē hē hē hē, nín suàn xiǎng qǐ lái le | |
guō: duì | |
yú: | |
guō: yú qiān ér | |
yú: shì wǒ | |
guō: zài wài bian r dǎ jià mà jiē dōu ná zhè gè shuō, | |
yú: zěn me le? | |
guō: nǐ tài yú qiān ér le nǐ zhè rén | |
yú: a? méi tīng shuō guò. mà jiē de shí hòu bù tí wǒ | |
guō: yú lǎo shī hǎo wā | |
yú: bù gǎn | |
guō: zhēn hǎo a | |
yú: méi yǒu nín shuō de zhè yàng | |
guō: zhěng gè xiàng sheng jiè nǐ jiù tiāo qù | |
yú: | |
guō: zài yě zhǎo bù chū zhè yàng de rén lái | |
yú: nín guò jiǎng | |
guō: méi yǒu quē diǎn | |
yú: nín kàn nǐ tài pěng le ā | |
guō: wán rén, ā? zhè rén jiù wán le | |
yú: duì, wán le nà rén a? | |
guō: hěn wán zhěng de zhè me yí ge rén | |
yú: hěn wán měi | |
guō: zhè cì lái shuō shí zài de ā | |
yú: | |
guō: wǒ hěn gǎn dòng | |
yú: zěn me le? | |
guō: shēn tǐ yī zhí bù hǎo | |
yú: nào bìng | |
guō: zài běi jīng zài xiū xī, tiáo zhěng | |
yú: | |
guō: dàn shì yī tīng shuō jīn tiān dào zhè ér lái yǎn chū | |
yú: | |
guō: qǐ chuáng jiù gēn wǒ men chū lái le, shuō shí zài de ā, zán jiāng xīn bǐ xīn, zán men zhè cì shì bǎo wài jiù yī dào zhè ér lái | |
yú: āi, nín xiān dāng yī huì ér | |
guō: zán men zhè bú shì zī wèi ér | |
yú: méi yǒu, méi yǒu, bié shuō le, shén me bǎo wài jiù yī ā? hé zhe nǐ shuō bàn tiān wǒ gēn lǐ yā zhe ne wǒ? | |
guō: bú shì, jiù shì, wǒ gēn dài fū shuō me, wǒ men bǎo zhèng zài wài bian r méi shì ér bǎ tā jiē zǒu, bǎo wài jiù yī | |
yú: nín jiù, jiù jiào chū yuàn le zhè | |
guō: jiē, jiē chū lái le, fǎn zhèng zhè cì bìng tǐng lì hài, zhè huí zhè bìng dōu pò le xiāng le | |
yú: zěn me pò xiàng le? | |
guō: zhì chuāng | |
yú: āi, a? zhì chuāng pò xiàng ā? hǎo ma | |
guō: wǒ bù dǒng zhè gè nǐ men bié qǐ hòng, wǒ men yào bǎo chí duì yǎn yuán de zūn zhòng zhī dào ma? | |
yú: nǐ ya, bù dǒng jiù bié xiā shuō le, zhì chuāng méi yǒu pò xiàng de | |
guō: fǎn zhèng shēn tǐ bù hǎo yī tīng shuō shuō shàng tiān jīn yǎn chū cēng yī shēng jiù lái le | |
yú: wǒ men yuàn yì lái a | |
guō: hěn gǎn dòng | |
yú: ā | |
guō: zhè dāng rán rén jiā, bù lùn shì rén pǐn hái shì yì shù dōu xiāng dāng de zhí de yī tí de, nǐ jiù shuō tái shàng ā | |
yú: ā | |
guō: tái shàng, fǎn zhèng jiù zhè me huí shì ér, shì ba | |
yú: tái shàng zhè me huí shì ér? | |
guō: bú shì, jiù shì rén xìng hǎo | |
yú: jiù kàn rén a | |
guō: jiāo péng yǒu kàn tái xià ya | |
yú: duì ya | |
guō: tái xià shuō shí zài zhè rén xìng | |
yú: shì | |
guō: hái bù rú tái shàng ne zhī dào ba? | |
yú: hāi! wǒ ràng nǐ pěng wǒ lái le shì ba? | |
guō: fǎn zhèng jiù shuō, yǒu, yě yǒu hǎo dì r, yě yǒu hǎo | |
yú: shuí méi yǒu gè yōu quē diǎn ne? | |
guō: duì guān zhòng rè qíng | |
yú: zhè shì yīng gāi de | |
guō: zhè jiù hǎo | |
yú: | |
guō: néng nài dà xiǎo gē yī biān ér, xīn tài hěn hǎo | |
yú: guān jiàn bǎo chí xīn tài | |
guō: shì bú shì a? | |
yú: | |
guō: cháng tīng xiàng sheng yóu qí zán men tiān jīn de fù lǎo xiāng qīn dōu zhī dào | |
yú: | |
guō: xiàng sheng sì mén gōng kè | |
yú: duì | |
guō: kēng méng guǎi piàn | |
yú: ā? děng huì ér děng huì ér | |
guō: dé nòng hǎo le | |
yú: bú shì, bié jiě shì le | |
guō: ? | |
yú: shuō xué dòu chàng | |
guō: gǎi la? | |
yú: méi gǎi, yà gēn ér jiù shì zhè gè | |
guō: zěn me méi yǒu tōng zhī wǒ ya? | |
yú: méi yǒu, yī zhí jiù shì zhè gè | |
guō: shuō xué dòu chàng | |
yú: duì, jiù zhè sì mén ér | |
guō: zhè sì mén ér méi yǒu èr shí nián nǐ xià bù lái | |
yú: zhè dé xià gōng fū | |
guō: shǒu xiān shuō zhè gè shuō | |
yú: | |
guō: zhè gè zuǐ lǐ dé gān jìng | |
yú: dé qīng chǔ | |
guō: āi yōu, bù lùn nín zuò zài nǎ ér | |
yú: ā | |
guō: měi yí gè zì ér chū lái sòng dào nín de ěr duǒ le | |
yú: āi, ràng nín zhēn zhe | |
guō: bù xǔ tān wū rèn hé yí gè zì | |
yú: chī zì méi yǒu | |
guō: yǒu zhè me jǐ jù huà | |
yú: | |
guō: huā èr kuài qián mǎi yī xiǎo zhū, zī ér zī ér hē shuǐ, gā bā gā bā chī dòu ér, | |
yú: ó | |
guō: jiē qiáng tou er rēng chū qù zī ér de yī shēng nín cāi zěn me zhāo, sǐ le! | |
yú: hēi, zhēn shì qīng chǔ, dōu néng tīng | |
guō: gān jìng | |
yú: ā | |
guō: nǐ zuǐ lǐ bù gān jìng shuō de le zhè gè me? | |
yú: bù xíng me? | |
guō: huā ài kuài qián mǎi yī xiǎo zhū, | |
yú: ā | |
guō: zéi zéi hē shuǐ, gā bā gā bā chī dòu ér, | |
yú: duì | |
guō: jiē qiáng tou er rēng sān shēng chū qù zī ér de yī shēng nín cāi zěn de | |
yú: zěn de? | |
guō: shǐ le | |
yú: āi yā hē, zhè sā qì lòu fēng bù xíng | |
guō: gàn bù liǎo zhè gè | |
yú: duì le | |
guō: yǎo shé, jiàn shé dà shé tou jié yǔ, dōu shuō bù liǎo xiàng sheng | |
yú: ā, zuǐ lǐ de máo bìng | |
guō: jié yǔ jiù shì jiē bā | |
yú: duì ya | |
guō: jiē bā dāng rán néng zhì | |
yú: duì | |
guō: nǐ zhì hǎo le zhī qián shuō bù liǎo xiàng sheng | |
yú: yě bù xíng a | |
guō: nǐ bié shuō shuō xiàng sheng le | |
yú: ā | |
guō: diàn shì tái zhǔ chí rén yǒu jiē bā me? | |
yú: méi yǒu | |
guō: tiān jīn diàn shì tái yú lè jié mù zhǎo yī jiē bā | |
yú: ā | |
guō: gēn jiā bīn liáo tiān r | |
yú: xíng ma? | |
guō: wǒ, é, wǒ, wǒ, néng, yòng yòng yòng nǐ èr, èr shí fēn zhōng de shí, shí, shí jiān ma? | |
yú: gàn má ya? | |
guō: wǒ dǎ suàn gēn nǐ, nǐ shuō, shuō wǔ wǔ, wǔ fēn zhōng, zhōng de huà ā | |
yú: ā? hā, nà shí wǔ fēn zhōng quán shì fèi huà, jiē bā le | |
guō: gē zài zhè shàng tou le | |
yú: ā | |
guō: diàn tái yǒu me? | |
yú: diàn tái méi yǒu | |
guō: tiān jīn diàn tái fēng le | |
yú: ā | |
guō: zhǎo yī jiē bā | |
yú: xíng ma? | |
guō: gāng, gāng cái zuì, zuì hòu yī xiǎng | |
yú: | |
guō: běi, jīng shí jiān a, qī, qí, è, qī, qī diǎn, yī kàn biǎo, bā diǎn bàn le | |
yú: hài ya, hē, nín shuō zhè tài kuā zhāng le zhè gè | |
guō: dōu dān wù le | |
yú: zhè dǎo shì | |
guō: nǎ mén ér gōng kè dōu dé xià gōng fū | |
yú: | |
guō: bú shì shuō suí suí pián pián jiù kě yǐ de | |
yú: dōu dé xué | |
guō: shuō xué dòu chàng | |
yú: duì | |
guō: bāo kuò zhè gè chàng | |
yú: chàng | |
guō: ā, zhè gè chàng dào dǐ shì chàng shén me? | |
yú: nín jiǎng | |
guō: yǒu xiē gè yǎn yuán shàng lái jiù shuō le | |
yú: | |
guō:" zhè chàng a wǒ men jiù shì chàng yī gē, chàng yī xì, chàng yī dà gǔ" | |
yú: ó | |
guō: zhè bú duì, cuò le, zhè shì xué chàng | |
yú: shǔ yú xué | |
guō: zhēn zhèng de chàng jiào tài píng gē cí | |
yú: zhè shì běn gōng de chàng | |
guō: āi, shuō xiàng sheng bú huì tài píng gē cí zài guò qù zhè shì hěn diū rén de shì qíng | |
yú: shì ma? | |
guō: sì mén gōng kè duǎn yī mén | |
yú: ō, quē | |
guō: bǐ rú shuō rén dōu zhēng ba | |
yú: ā | |
guō: nǐ zhēng | |
yú: ō, shǎo | |
guō: nà, dà huǒ ér dōu hài sào | |
yú: ō | |
guō: dōu zhī dào yào liǎn ā | |
yú: duì | |
guō: dào yī jiě fàng dōu yǒu gōng zī le bǎ tā men dōu jiù le | |
yú: jiù bù xué le | |
guō: zhè bù xià diǎn ér gōng fū | |
yú: ó | |
guō: tài píng gē cí shì yí ge rén chàng | |
yú: | |
guō: ná zhe liǎng kuài zhú bǎn ér | |
yú: zhè jiào yù zǐ | |
guō: xué míng r shì yù zǐ | |
yú: āi | |
guō: jī jié ér gē | |
yú: dǎ zhè bǎn | |
guō: yī shàng jù ér yī xià jù ér chàng hǎo liǎo bù róng yì | |
yú: hǎo tīng a | |
guō: tā méi yǒu yuè duì | |
yú: duì | |
guō: zhè dōng xī nán jiù nán zài zhè ér le | |
yú: | |
guō: shuō yǒu yuè duì hǎo nòng | |
yú: ō | |
guō: hòu miàn r sān qiān rén gēn zhe lā xián ér zhè hǎo bàn | |
yú: zhè me dà yuè duì? | |
guō: hǎo méng? | |
yú: shì ma? | |
guō: jiù nǐ yí ge rén ér nǐ zěn me méng ā? | |
yú: shì | |
guō: yě méi bāng máng de ā | |
yú: méi rén tuō zhe | |
guō: zhè shuō xiàng sheng liǎ rén ér zhè ér yī dā chá ér de ne | |
yú: yī pěng yī dòu ma | |
guō: tài píng gē cí méi yǒu | |
yú: ā | |
guō: yě méi yǒu bàn wǔ de | |
yú: ó | |
guō: wǒ zhǎo guò yī huí dǎo shì, yǒu yī huí yǎn chū rén jiā zhǎo wǒ, rè nào diǎn ér ba | |
yú: ā | |
guō: wǒ zhǎo le sì shí gè é luó sī de měi nǚ | |
yú: tài píng gē cí? | |
guō: chuān zhe hěn jiǎn dān de yī fú | |
yú: gěi nín bàn wǔ ā? | |
guō: zhàn zài wǒ hòu bian r | |
yú: xíng ma? | |
guō: zhàn zài hòu bian r tiào, wǒ zài tóu lǐ chàng | |
yú: hǎo | |
guō: guān zhòng hěn mǎn yì | |
yú: yě ài kàn | |
guō: qián pái zhàn qǐ yí gè lái | |
yú: ā | |
guō: ná shǒu yī zhǐ wǒ nǐ, duǒ kāi diǎn ér | |
yú: ā? hǎo ma, bǎ nǐ gěi hōng xià qù la? | |
guō: zhè liǎ qián ér huā de | |
yú: hēi hēi | |
guō: zhè gè | |
yú: bái fèi jìn le | |
guō: tài píng gē cí qí shí hěn hǎo tīng | |
yú: hǎo tīng | |
guō: huí dào jiā le | |
yú: | |
guō: gěi dà huǒ ér xué yī duàn ér tài píng gē cí chàng qiāng, ā? nǐ kàn, yě bù zhī dào gè wèi shì yuàn yì tīng a shì yuàn yì tīng a shì yuàn yì tīng a | |
yú: ā? nà quán yuàn yì tīng nǎ? | |
guō: hē hē ā | |
hòu miàn yǒu rén hǎn" dān dāo huì" | |
guō: dān dāo huì? sù huì de ròu huì de? | |
yú: hāi, huì bǐng ā shì zěn me zhāo? | |
guō: dān dāo huì | |
yú: | |
guō: hǎo, zhè wǒ nèi háng | |
yú: ó | |
guō: dān dāo huì shuō shì guān yún zhǎng dān dāo fù huì de gù shì | |
yú: shì zhè yàng | |
guō: guān yún zhǎng dà huǒ zhī dào | |
yú: āi | |
guō: liú guān zhāng táo yuán sān jié yì | |
yú: āi | |
guō: gē ér sā yí gè tóu kē zài dì xià zhàn qǐ lái, gēn qīn gē men r yí yàng | |
yú: bǎng yàng | |
guō: gē ér sā bǎo zhe táng sēng xī tiān qǔ jīng | |
yú: āi, bù | |
guō: hóng lóu mèng lǐ biān ér xiě de zhè duàn ér | |
yú: nǎ ér a? nín quán kàn luàn le zhè gè | |
guō: ? | |
yú: méi yǒu la, zhè sān guó | |
guō: hǎo tīng | |
yú: ā | |
guō: yǒu péng yǒu diǎn le, zán jiù chàng guān yún zhǎng dān dāo fù huì, hǎo, zhè duàn ér, yě méi dài zhe bǎn ér yě méi dài zhe yù zǐ, | |
yú: sù shēn ér chàng | |
guō: jiù lái sù de ba | |
yú: xíng xíng | |
guō: bù gē ròu le ā | |
yú: hāi, hái shì sù de | |
guō: dōng zǒu fú líng xià xíng chuán , lǔ zǐ jìng bǎi jiǔ yàn yuē qǐng shèng xián, nà dǎn dài huáng wén bǎ shū lái xià, xià zhì zài jīng zhōu guān yǔ de zhàng qián, nà guān píng jiē shū guān gōng kàn, nà lǎng lǎng yán cí xiě zài le shàng biān, shàng xiě zhe lǔ sù dùn shǒu bài, bài shàng le tíng hòu hǔ jià qián, wǒ zài jiāng biān shè xià yī xiǎo yàn, yuē qǐng tíng hòu lái zài wǒ zhè biān, nǐ ruò shì lái nǐ shì zhēn jūn zǐ, nǐ ruò bù lái zěn shì sān guó jiāng kuí yuán, guān yún zhǎng kàn bà le chōng chōng nù, mà le shēng zéi zǐ nǐ jiào yú qiān, xiǎng dāng chū | |
yú: méi yǒu, děng děng děng děng děng | |
guō: yǒu tiān zé | |
yú: shén me? bié chàng le. zěn me chàng dào wǒ lái le zhè gè? | |
guō: lǎo cí ér zhè dōu shì, zhī dào ma? | |
yú: shén me lǎo cí ér a? dōu shì xiàn biān de hòu bian r | |
guō: lǎo cí ér hā | |
yú: méi yǒu | |
guō: tài píng gē cí | |
yú: shì zhè gè wèi r | |
guō: bāo kuò zán me gāng cái shuō de zhè gè xué, | |
yú: ā xué | |
guō: xué de zhè gè tái guǎng fàn le | |
yú: dōu dé xué | |
guō: xué shuō huà xué biǎo yǎn | |
yú: ā | |
guō: xué jiào mài | |
yú: zhè gè zuò mǎi mài de yāo he yě de xué | |
guō: dōu dé xué | |
guō: dōu shì wǒ men de lǎo shī | |
yú: shì ma? | |
guō: xiàn rú jīn mǎi mài de yāo he bù duō | |
yú: duì | |
guō: xiǎng dāng chū nà shi zǒu jiē chuàn xiàng dào chù dōu yǒu ā | |
yú: shì ma? | |
guō: nín xiǎng a guò qù lái shuō méi yǒu wǎng luò | |
yú: ō | |
guō: yě méi yǒu diàn shì | |
yú: | |
guō: yě jiù yǒu sī rén diàn tái | |
yú: yǒu diàn tái | |
guō: sī rén diàn tái shì yǐ guǎng gào wéi zhǔ, dàn shì de dà mǎi mài jiā zuò de qǐ | |
yú: tā guì ma | |
guō: guò qù bǐ rú shuō xiàng sì lián ér zhè yàng ér de | |
yú: ō | |
guō: tā néng shàng nà guǎng gào | |
yú: nà shi dà shēng yì | |
guō: mài ěr duǒ sháo ér de yě zuò guǎng gào | |
yú: ā? | |
guō: zuò zhè yī huí sì shí nián bái gàn le | |
yú: ā yā, bù zhì yú ā | |
guō: quán kào ròu sǎng zi zǒu jiē chuàn xiàng yāo he zhe | |
yú: shì xuān chuán nǎ | |
guō: zhè shì yī zhǒng yì shù | |
yú: duì | |
guō: quán guó gè dì dào chù dōu yǒu | |
yú: | |
guō: fēng wèi bù yí yàng | |
yú: ó | |
guō: bǐ rú shuō dào běi jīng yǒu zhè me jù huà | |
yú: | |
guō: jiǔ qiāng shí bā diào, zōng shéng qiào biǎn dàn | |
yú: hǎo tīng | |
guō: ā, dōng jǐng tiān mài qīng cài de | |
yú: cài | |
guō: tiāo zhe yí gè biǎn dàn qián hòu luó kuāng shí jǐ yàng qīng cài | |
yú: | |
guō: yī kǒu qì r yāo he chū lái gēn chàng gē ér shì de | |
yú: jiù zhè me hǎo tīng ma? | |
guō: hǎo tīng | |
yú: nín gěi xué yī xué | |
guō: mài cài de ā | |
yú: āi, mài cài xiāng cài là qīng jiāo gōu cōng nèn qín cài biǎn dòu qié zi huáng guā jià dōng guā mài dà hǎi jiā mài luó bo hú luó bo biǎn luó bo nèn lei yá de xiāng chūn lei suàn ér lái lei hǎo jiǔ cài. | |
yú: ō zhè yī yāo he shì yī dà tào | |
guō: jiè kǒu qì ér zhàn zài běi jīng cháng ān jiē shàng yī sǎng zi lián tōng xiàn dōu tīng dé jiàn | |
yú: ā? tōng xiàn dōu néng tīng jiàn? | |
guō: tōng xiàn hái yǒu yī mài cài de hēng | |
yú: hāi, liǎ mài cài de | |
guō: fèi huà, lí zhe sì shí duō lǐ dì ne | |
yú: hē hē, tài yuǎn | |
guō: tiān jīn yě yǒu jiào mài de | |
yú: duì ya | |
guō: bǐ rú shuō yǐ qián zhè gè mài yào táng de | |
yú: yào táng | |
guō: āi, xiǎo fāng kuài ér de yào táng, shén me sè de dōu yǒu | |
yú: ó | |
guō: zhuāng zài bō lí hé zi lǐ bian r | |
yú: shì | |
guō: shàng miàn gài yī xiǎo gas dēng | |
yú: ó | |
guō: rén dào chì de yě gān jìng, táng yě piào liàng, shùn jiē tǒng zǐ wǎng wài yī yāo he yǒu nóng yù de tiān jīn fēng wèi | |
yú: nín zài gěi xué yī xué zhè gè | |
guō: hǎo tīng zhe nǎ | |
yú: zěn me ne? | |
guō: mài yào táng āi, shuí hái mǎi wǒ de yào táng āi, jú zi hái yǒu xiāng jiāo shān yào rén dān, mǎi de mǎi, shāo de shāo, mài yào táng de yòu lái le, chī le ma de wèi r ya, yǒu le ma de wèi r ya, jú zi bò he mào liáng qì ér, tǔ suān shuǐ ér ya, dǎ bǎo gé, chī le wǒ de yào táng dōu guǎn shì ér, xiǎo zǐ r bù mài, dà zǐ r yí kuài | |
yú: hēi, yǒu diǎn ér yì sī | |
guō: mài yào táng de | |
yú: lián jià qián dōu yāo he chū lái le | |
guō: hái yǒu yī zhǒng yāo he hǎo tīng | |
yú: nǎ zhǒng? | |
guō: táng hú lú | |
yú: ō, jiù yǐ qián dōng tiān chī de nà gè | |
guō: āi, zài běi jīng jiào táng hú lú zài tiān jīn jiào táng dūn ér | |
yú: āi, běi jīng jiào táng dūn ér | |
guō: běi jīng chéng, dōng xī nán běi chéng bù yí yàng | |
yú: ó | |
guō: zuì hǎo tīng shì běi chéng | |
yú: běi chéng zěn me yāo he? | |
guō: shēn zhái dà yuàn jū duō, yāo he qǐ lái shì yōu yōu yǎ yǎ piāo piāo dàng dàng, jǐ céng yuàn zǐ dōu néng tīng | |
yú: shén me wèi r ne? | |
guō: mì lái āi bīng táng hú lú lái yō hú lú ér | |
yú: yǒu diǎn ér yì sī | |
guō: xiè xiè gè wèi wú shēng de gǔ lì | |
yú: hāi, hē hē | |
guō: gǔ gǔ zhǎng bú shì bù kě yǐ de, zhè nián tou ér shuí qiú de zháo shuí de zài lái yī huí, lái lái lái | |
yú: āi yā ā, nǎ ér yǒu nín zhè me shuō huà de? | |
guō: zhēn shì rè nào | |
yú: dǎo shì rè nào | |
guō: dào le tiān jīn, táng hú lú jiào táng dūn ér, shì | |
yú: nà táng dūn ér | |
guō: yāo he qǐ lái jiù yí gè zì ér | |
yú: jiào? | |
guō: dūn ér! | |
yú: āi yā hǎo, ō zhè gè wèi r de | |
guō: yě bù zhī shuí, shuí chū de zhè zhǔ yì hā | |
yú: ā | |
guō: gàn gén jué zāng xià rén yī tiào, tiān jīn hóng qiáo qū yǒu yí ge rén gēn bié rén yāo he bù yí yàng | |
yú: tā zěn me yāo he? | |
guō: āi, jiù shì méi yǒu hé āi | |
yú: hāi hāi hē hē ā, jiù shì méi yǒu hé ā | |
guō: tā zhè yì sī jiù bǎ hóng guǒ ér qiē kāi bǎ zǐ ér kē chū qù | |
yú: ō | |
guō: gān jìng, jiù shì méi yǒu hú ér, āi, jiù shì méi yǒu hé āi | |
yú: hā hā hā hā hā hā | |
guō: tā zhè chéng pǐn pái le | |
yú: shì me? | |
guō: gēn qián ér duō shǎo jiā ér tā bù mài wán rén jiā kāi bù liǎo zhāng, āi zhe tā zuì jìn yǒu yī zhǔ yě gēn tā xué | |
yú: ó | |
guō: āi, jiù shì méi yǒu hé āi | |
yú: ā | |
guō: yī fēn qián dōu méi zhēng | |
yú: zěn me huí shì ne? | |
guō: tā shì mài hé táo de | |
yú: hāi, zhè hú xué yě bù xíng | |
guō: hú xué bù xíng | |
yú: āi | |
guō: zhè bāo zi yě yāo he | |
yú: bāo zi ā | |
guō: guì jiào qīng zhēn de hé hàn jiào de bù yí yàng | |
yú: hái yǒu qū bié | |
guō: dà jiào yāo he bāo cái | |
yú: zěn me yāo he? | |
guō: bāo cái, hǎo bái wǒ dì miàn, cháng diǎn ér bāo, nào diǎn ér bāo, cháng cháng bāo ér de xiàn ér le a. | |
yú: zhè shì gè dà jiào | |
guō: dà jiào de | |
yú: hǎo hǎo hǎo | |
guō: guì jiào qīng zhēn xiǎo huǒ jì jū duō | |
yú: xiǎo hái ér | |
guō: tóng yīn liáo liàng ā | |
yú: | |
guō: xīn chū tì ér de lái, rè bāo ér rè de liě. fā miàn bāo ér yòu rè liě. | |
yú: hēi, hái shì tóng zǐ yīn ér | |
guō: guì jiào qīng zhēn | |
yú: hǎo a | |
guō: shān dōng jǐ nán yī xià huǒ chē tiān qiáo ér nà ér yǒu rén yāo he | |
yú: ó | |
guō: néng bǎ hái zi xià zhe | |
yú: zěn me yāo he? | |
guō: chī bāo zi chī bāo zi yī kǒu yǎo chū gè niú dú zǐ lái ya! | |
yú: huò! yǎo chū yī niú dú zǐ lái | |
guō: duō dà gè ér de bāo zi ya | |
yú: hā | |
guō: bǎ niú dòu bāo zài lǐ tou le | |
yú: kuā zhāng | |
guō: zán men tiān jīn bāo zi shì tiān xià wén míng, | |
yú: āi yǒu míng ā | |
guō: gǒu bù lǐ bù yāo he ā | |
yú: ā nà | |
guō: rén jiā shì zuò shāng | |
yú: dà mǎi mài | |
guō: fēi děi shì zǒu jiē chuàn xiàng mài yè xiāo de ne | |
yú: ō, mài yè xiāo | |
guō: lǎo dà yé kuà yí gè lán zi liù qī jīn bāo zi gài zhe xiǎo mián bèi ér | |
yú: | |
guō: yè lǐ shí yī èr diǎn shùn zhe hú tòng zǒu, liǎ zì ér | |
yú: ō | |
guō: jiào" ròu bāo ér" | |
yú: ròu | |
guō: ròu zì ér chū lái nǐ hái tīng dé jiàn, bāo zì ér chū lái shùn zhe kōng qì jiù zǒu le | |
yú: zěn me yāo he ā? | |
guō: ròu bāo | |
yú: hēi, hā hā | |
guō: bàn yè liǎng diǎn nǐ shuì xǐng nǐ tīng tā wài bian r" ròu ér" nǐ bié lǐ tā | |
yú: ó | |
guō: fān shēn shuì nǐ de | |
yú: ā | |
guō: zhuǎn tiān zǎo chén qǐ lái shàng bān qù, xǐ liǎn shù kǒu tuī zì xíng chē ér yī chū qù nǐ tīng tā nà ér | |
yú: | |
guō: bāo | |
yú: huò, hái méi zǒu nǎ? | |
guō: yòu chū lái le | |
yú: hēi, nǐ kàn, zhè shì liǎng tàng | |
guō: shān dōng hé nán jiāo jiè yǒu yī zhǒng mài zhēn de yāo he qǐ lái hǎo tīng | |
yú: zuò yī fú zhēn | |
guō: dì shàng pù yí kuài hóng bù, bǎi shàng gè zhǒng xíng hào de zhēn, shǒu lǐ ná zhe yí kuài mù tou bǎn ér, niǎn zhè zhēn wǎng shàng duò | |
yú: huò | |
guō: yī sā shǒu zhǔn shì wǔ gè, yī pái yī pái de le, zhè shǒu lǐ miàn r yào hé xié | |
yú: āi | |
guō: yī hào zhè gè gāng zhēn bǎn ér shàng duò, wǔ sōng dǎ hǔ jǐng yáng pō ya, shí sān zhè gè tài bǎo lǐ cún xiào, zhào zǐ lóng dà zhàn cháng bǎn pō ya, cáo mèng dé dài lǐng rén mǎ bā shí sān wàn jiàng dǒng zhuō ya, zhāng yì dé yī shēng hǎn, hē tuì dà hé, āi yōu wǒ de niáng a wǔ shǒu | |
yú: hǎo ma, zhè zěn me le zhè shì? | |
guō: rēng shǒu shàng le | |
yú: hǎo, méi rēng duì | |
guō: yě yǒu méi pǔ de shí hòu | |
yú: ō | |
guō: xiàn rú jīn dǎo shì bù duō le | |
yú: shì méi le | |
guō: qián xiē nián hái yǒu bào mǐ huā de ne a | |
yú: bào mǐ huā | |
guō: yāo he wán le yī pāi" bēng" | |
yú: zhè, nà nà shēng dà | |
guō: zhè yě suàn jiào mài | |
yú: nà yě shì xuān chuán nǎ | |
guō: yě shì yī zhǒng xuān chuán de fāng fǎ | |
yú: guǎng gào | |
guō: wǒ yǒu yī huí chà diǎn ér gēn bào mǐ huā dǎ qǐ lái | |
yú: gēn tā men zhì shén me qì a? | |
guō: zǎo chén yǎn chū sàn de tǐng wǎn, máng hū wán le, zǎo chén 6 diǎn duō cái huí jiā | |
yú: ō yōu | |
guō: gāng tǎng yī xiǎo shí mén kǒu ér" pēng"" bēng"" bēng"" dēng" wǒ shuō zěn me zhè me rè nào wa? | |
yú: shì a | |
guō: chū qù yī kàn nǎ hǎo, liù ge bào mǐ huā ér de | |
yú: huò, dōu zài nín lóu dǐ xià | |
guō: nín zhè ér kāi huì lái le shì zěn me zhāo? | |
yú: hā hā hā | |
guō: xiǎng gè bàn fǎ dé shuì jiào | |
yú: tài luàn | |
guō: béng guǎn le nín shuì ba nín shuì ba yǒu bàn fǎ | |
yú: shì | |
guō: gāng xǐng le" pēng!" | |
yú: zěn me la? | |
guō: bō lí dōu suì le | |
yú: zěn me zhè me dà shēng ér a? | |
guō: liù guō yí kuài ér bào de | |
yú: hǎo ma, zhè bú shì qǐ hòng me bú shì? | |
guō: xiàn zài zhè bǎi huò shì chǎng lǐ yě yǒu yāo he de | |
yú: yǒu yāo he? | |
guō: bǐ rú shuō mài shí sān xiāng de | |
yú: jiù shì nà gè tiáo liào | |
guō: táng shān rén jū duō | |
yú: duì ya | |
guō: pù yí kuài sù liào bù | |
yú: | |
guō: yí gè yí gè de sù liào kǒu dài | |
yú: ó | |
guō: shǒu lǐ ná zhe yī zhāng sì fāng de cǎo zhǐ, zhè shǒu ná zhe xiǎo sháo ér wǎng zhè lǐ bian r kuài | |
yú: | |
guō: gēn chàng xì shì de | |
yú: zài xué yī xué zhè gè | |
guō: hǎo tīng, | |
yú: shí sān xiāng | |
guō: ā, lái ba wǎn xiù zi | |
yú: zhè lái yī duàn ér, lái yī duàn ér | |
guō: xiǎo xiǎo de zhǐ a sì sì fāng fāng, dōng hàn cài lún zào zhǐ zhāng, nán jīng yòng tā bāo chóu duàn, běi jīng yòng tā lái bāo wén zhāng, cǐ zhǐ luò zài wǒ de shǒu, zhāng zhāng bāo de běn shì shí sān xiāng. xià tiān rè, dōng tiān liáng, dōng xià lí bù liǎo zhè shí sān xiāng, qīn péng háo you lái jù huì, wǎn wǎn xiù zi jiù xià le chú fáng, jiān chǎo pēng zhà wèi dào měi, jī yā yú ròu shì pēn pēn ér de xiāng, bā dòng de shén xiān lái bài fǎng, cái zhī dào yòng le wǒ de shí sān xiāng, a āi. | |
yú: hǎo, āi yā, zhè yě nà me zhǎng ā | |
guō: chàng xì shì de | |
yú: hǎo tīng | |
guō: jīng guò wǒ men de yán jiū bù guāng zhèi xiē xiǎo shāng fàn men jiào mài | |
yú: ó | |
guō: bié de háng yè yě yǒu yāo he de | |
yú: hái nà xíng yāo he ne? | |
guō: bǐ rú shuō liàn wǔ shù de | |
yú: liàn jiā zǐ hái yāo he ma? | |
guō: bié de liàn wǔ shù jiā yě bù yāo he | |
yú: ō | |
guō: wéi dú lǎo yú jiā | |
yú: ō duì, shuō wǒ men jiā? | |
guō: lǎo yú jiā shì wǔ shù shì jiā | |
yú: wǒ men jiā dōu liàn guò | |
guō: wǎng shàng dǎo duō shǎo bèi r dōu shì liàn jiā zǐ | |
yú: | |
guō: yóu qí yú qiān de fù qīn | |
yú: | |
guō: wáng lǎo yé zǐ | |
yú: shì, ? | |
guō: bú shì wǒ chuī ā | |
yú: děng děng děng děng děng, āi, xíng, bié shuō le, xíng le | |
guō: ā? | |
yú: wǒ xìng yú wǒ bà bà huì xìng wáng? | |
dǐ xià yī rén shuō" duì" | |
guō: yǒu shuō duì de | |
yú: duì? nǎ ér a jiù duì ā? zhè dōu dé yí gè xìng ér zhè gè | |
guō: wǒ shuō de shì nà gè | |
yú: něi gè ya? jiù yí gè ā | |
guō: jiù shèng yí gè | |
yú: shén me jiù shèng yí gè ā? | |
guō: shèng xià dū táo zǒu la? | |
yú: méi tīng shuō guò | |
guō: dé, jiù suàn tā yě xìng yú ba a | |
yú: béng suàn, jiù xìng yú | |
guō: āi yōu tā men lǎo yé zǐ liǎo bù dé ā | |
yú: shì a | |
guō: qīng gōng gài shì ā | |
yú: ā | |
guō: méi yǒu bú huì de, bīng rèn quán jiǎo dōu hǎo | |
yú: ó? | |
guō: dāo qiāng jiàn jǐ, fǔ yuè gōu chā, tǎng gùn shuò bàng, biān jiǎn chuí zhuā, guǎi zǐ liú xīng shén me dài gōu r de, dài jiān ér de, dài cì ér de, dài rèn ér de, dài dào cì gōu r de, dài suǒ liàn ér de, dài é méi cì ér de | |
yú: | |
guō: rén jiā quán xíng | |
yú: shì a | |
guō: yóu qí shì qīng gōng, jiù zhè èr lóu zhè yáng tái | |
yú: zhè yàng | |
guō: diǎn bù níng yāo cēng jiù shǎng qù le | |
yú: zhè me gāo? | |
guō: nà shi, gào sù nǐ, lái zhe huáng chóu zi chuā jiù nà biān ér qù le shǒu zhǐ | |
yú: dòng wù shì jiè a shì zěn me zhāo? zěn me hái fēi guò qù? | |
guō: hǎo wán ér zhè dōng xī zhī dào ma? | |
yú: shì ma? | |
guō: āi hé, āi hé, tā bà bà yī liāo zhè guà zi | |
yú: ā | |
guō: shùn zhe zhè shuǐ miàn r tāng tāng tāng tāng tāng, zǒu guò qù le | |
yú: qīng | |
guō: shēn shàng, yǒu yí gè shuǐ diǎn ér wǒ dōu qù | |
yú: gōng fū hǎo | |
guō: dōng tiān dòng shàng le | |
yú: hāi, shuāi yī gēn tou zhè biān r yě chū liū guò qù le | |
guō: wǒ shuō zhè yì sī, liǎo bù dé ā liǎo bù dé ā | |
yú: ā | |
guō: méi yǒu bù xíng de | |
yú: dōu xíng | |
guō: zuì ná shǒu de jiù shì pèi yào shi | |
yú: duì, ā? | |
guō: yī mén líng, zhī dào me? | |
yú: pèi yào shi? | |
guō: zhù rén wéi lè ya | |
yú: zhè jiào shén me zhù rén wéi lè? | |
guō: nǐ kàn? yào shi suǒ wū lǐ le | |
yú: ā | |
guō: bié rén huā qián tā bà bà zhè ér kàn kàn jiù nòng shàng le | |
yú: shì a | |
guō: duō nàn de suǒ lǎo tou er kàn kàn, āi, nòng gēn ér miàn tiáo r jiù tǒng kāi le | |
yú: huò, zhè shì gōng fū | |
guō: gěi tā yī bāo fāng biàn miàn chū rù yī xiǎo qū | |
yú: āi yā, xíng le, bié gěi zhè wàn ér le méi shén me yòng, | |
guō: zhè shì tā bà bà, āi yōu pāi xiōng kǒu dào tā yé ye nà ér shuō shí zài de ā | |
yú: bié pāi ya zhè, nǎ ér ya shuō dào zhǎng bèi r zhè jiù pāi zhè gè | |
guō: wǒ zhè, wǒ tì tā měi ya, wǒ zhēn tì tā měi dí hēng | |
yú: nǐ měi nǐ yě bù néng zhè yàng a | |
guō: yōu yōu yōu, tā zǔ fù liǎo bù dé | |
yú: shì ya | |
guō: zài qīng cháo de huáng gōng lǐ bian r gěi xī tài hòu zuò bǎo biāo | |
yú: zhè néng rén a | |
guō: hái liǎo de me? | |
yú: jiù shì | |
guō: xiàn zài qīng gōng dàng àn nǐ chá zī liào qù | |
yú: zěn me? | |
guō: nà lǐ miàn yǒu tā yé ye de míng zì | |
yú: jiào shén me ya? | |
guō: lǐ lián yīng | |
yú: hāi, tài jiàn ā | |
guō: āi | |
yú: bú shì de ā | |
guō: bú shì me? | |
yú: bú shì | |
guō: béng guǎn jiào shén me ba, | |
yú: | |
guō: tā lǎo rén jiā liàn wǔ shù tā jiù yāo he | |
yú: shì ma? | |
guō: bái tiān bù yāo he, fēi děi shì wǎn shàng | |
yú: yè lǐ | |
guō: yè shēn rén jìng dà huǒ ér dōu shuì jiào le | |
yú: ó | |
guō: huàn shàng yī shēn ér yè xíng yī tào, | |
yú: | |
guō: bèi chā dān dāo, yóu dǎ wū lǐ chū lái diǎn bù níng yāo cēng shàng le fáng le | |
yú: huò | |
guō: zài fáng dǐng shàng shì lù fú háo xíng | |
yú: néng nài | |
guō: yí lù xíng zhì zài qián qīng gōng de dǐng zǐ shàng | |
yú: | |
guō: ān jiān shì tuǐ fēng kuáng cāng láng láng láng bǎo dāo chū qiào | |
yú: huò | |
guō: yī wǔ ěr duǒ zhāng zuǐ jiù yāo he | |
yú: zěn me yāo he ne? | |
guō: mó jiǎn zi lēi qiǎng cài dāo! | |
yú: mó dāo de a |