| 走来走去，走到了半路途中，前边队伍不走了，说郡马爷，咱们不能走了。“啊？怎么啦？为什么不能走啊？”“有人劫道，您瞧瞧吧。”“我看看。”两旁边的兵丁雁别翅闪开，往前一摧马吴起定睛观瞧，对面站着一个僧人，这大脑袋呀比那灯笼不小，挺大挺圆。大耳朵，挂着大金环。一脸的横丝肉，底下呢有这么两寸多的胡子茬。最要紧的是这张嘴与众不同，大嘴叉，要没有这耳朵挡着能咧到后脑勺去，血盆大口，手里边拿着一把戒刀。胸前佩戴的这挂数珠，一个个都跟馒头这么大。往这一站是一团的杀气。吴起一瞧：“这位师傅，您是哪位呀？我与您从来不认识，为何阻住我的去路？”“弥陀佛！！”吴起心说怎么意思？还有话佐料呢？“您是……”“你是吴起吗？”“是我呀。”“哈哈哈哈哈哈，你不认识我呀，江湖上我叫血葫芦僧！”“血葫芦僧？”“诶？倒是有这么个耳闻，说有一位出家人马上步下了不起，而且还有神通。”这人是半仙之体，大和尚叫血葫芦。“哦～您恕我眼拙，您就是高僧血葫芦吗？”“不错！正是贫僧。”“真是久仰啊，只是不知道您为什么叫血葫芦呢？”“哈哈哈哈，我也不知道啊。当初我学艺的时候，我师傅说你叫血葫芦，日后你就明白了，这不到今天我也没明白吗？哈哈哈。”“哦，是，大师傅，拦住我的去路有什么事吗？”“哈哈哈，吴大将军那，你是了不起的能人呀，啊？这一次难道说你是从临淄城混出来的么？”“唉，大师傅，不提了，这个事啊，我一说起来心都难受。”“你甭说了，我知道，你这是打算奔楚国吧？”“对呀，大师傅，您怎么知道？”“我能掐会算，前知五百年，后知五百载，你是打算投奔楚成王，借兵复仇，反攻大齐，对不对？”“诶呀，师傅您算得太准啦！诶呀，您看我这一去能成功吗？”“嗯，看吧。我估计你能成功！为什么呢？要是你自己去未必，有我陪着你这仗你是准赢。”“诶呀师傅，我怎么谢您哪？！”“别客气，哈哈哈，你带着干粮那吗？贫僧在这等你等了半个多月了，肚中饥饿。”“有！有有有有，给大师傅预备吃的。”有人给拉过马来，随军带的一些吃的给他吃。一边在马上吃着东西一边往楚国走。在路上，血葫芦告诉他：“别担心，一切都有我呢，只要你听我的，保证你打赢这场仗。重返大齐，以后大齐的疆土有你的，”诶呀，高兴坏了，“我说大师傅，您算的这么准吗？这大齐的疆土真有我？”“你放心，哈，以后啊，这大齐的社稷都有你的，大齐的江山也是你的，有朝一日你去世了，你的尸体也要埋在大齐。”“好，我借您吉言，借您吉言。”一路来在了楚国，吩咐人往里通传，说吴起晋见。楚成王啊，正在殿上坐着呢，嘶？一琢磨啊？吴起来了？听说他是齐国的郡马呀？他来有什么事呢？和文臣武将一商量，你们说这事怎么办呢？文臣武将一琢磨：“我估计他来呀，投降咱们的面大，不管怎么说，让他进来，咱当殿问一问他。”楚王说：“可以。”功夫不大，由打底下上来仨人，头里走着的血葫芦僧，后边跟着的吴起两口子。啊~这边这个是菱花郡主，这边这个是吴起，来到了银安殿上是飘飘下拜。两位扑腾跪下了。楚王赶紧客气客气：“快快请起快快请起，来呀，赐秀墩。”有太监搬过凳子来，仨人坐好了。楚王说：“三位呀，今天来到我们这，有什么事吗？”没说话吴起眼泪下来了：“大王千岁，我求您来了，没有别的，啊？我与大齐是一天二地仇，三江四海恨。此生不灭大齐我就不活着了。”把自己的经历一说，他可没说怎么勾搭夏迎春，这个都没提，就说齐宣王怎么怎么坏，无盐娘娘怎么怎么狠。把这事一说，楚王一琢磨：“诶呀，吴郡马呀，这个事是这样，嗯，您来借兵来，按说是我应该借给您，至于您许给我大齐的江山呢？小王我不敢想。不过话说回来，我与他们无冤无仇，又何况这无盐娘娘据说了不起呀。她一个人退几十万大兵啊，湘江会日锁五龙，赋响藕丝琴，都是人家干的，露脸的事太多了。这个事……你看看你要是到宋国和鲁国去问问可不可以呀？据说他们两家还沾亲戚，想当初娘娘彩凤山，立牌招亲，啊？鲁灵王、梁真王，他们上那去过，求过亲。我估计这关系还不错。”“啊，这个大王，您说这个我知道，他们两国是去了，让人给打回去了。打的惨着哪。”“是呀，你这么去借兵不是挺好吗？”“诶呀，大王千岁，我为什么找到楚国呀？关键是血葫芦僧，大法师算出来的。日后啊，齐国的江山有您的一份，而且来说，这一仗是准保成功。大师傅，您跟大王说说吧。”“弥陀佛！”和尚站起来了，楚成王一瞧：“嗯，这和尚有样。”站在这是一团的威风啊。“大师傅，您能算吗？”“哈哈哈哈哈哈，贫僧我通天彻地，能文能武啊。我掐指一算啊，齐国的疆土大部分是您的。齐国的社稷也是您的，日后您驾崩了，也要埋在齐国的土地上！”吴起站起来：“诶？这词一样啊～～你说我也这么说的。”“你甭管了你甭管了，我是神仙你知道吗？大王千岁，这一仗是准能赢啊。”楚王一琢磨：“要是赢那可不错。”楚国地方比较小，全国搁到一块，从这头走到那头三十分钟。总想扩充疆土，要是这么说，我把全国的军队调集到一起，啊？让这些个大将们跟着一块去打仗去。“您有十成十的把握能胜吗？”“弥陀佛！！没问题呀。有我血葫芦在，你就看热闹吧。 | |
| ”楚王点点头：“好，寡人我就信你们一次，发全国的人马攻打大齐！寡人我要看看热闹。到底有多热闹啊？”血葫芦点点头：“要多热闹有多热闹。”“好，寡人我信你们，祝你们成功。诶？大师呀，你给寡人算一算，为什么寡人这个右眼直跳呀？嗯？”“您甭信那个！那都算人，你知道吗？来呀，吴郡马，咱们谢一谢大王千岁赐咱们兵马，此一去，两军阵前是人人奋勇，个个争先。一定要把大齐一举拿下！”说的挺好，校军场点兵，带领着楚国的人马，要杀奔大齐，临走的时候，楚国的大元帅黄大力跟大王说，说：“您哪，这个旨意传下来，我们做武将的要听，但是您啊，晚发兵一日，我要安排一下，有的兵马走了，有的兵马还要留下来护城保驾的，另外呢，微臣家中有些事，我得回去安排一下。”楚王点点头：“你去吧。”黄元帅回到自己的家，这个元帅呀，四十来岁，大个，而且双膀一晃无穷的力气。黄大力。回到家来，一进门，正瞧见自己这公子，黄小力，由打对面过来了，小伙子长得漂亮，一张小脸蛋，蓝汪汪的，翠蓝翠蓝的，剑眉虎目，鼻直口阔，大耳朝伦，微微的有点橘红色的头发。顶盔掼甲是罩袍束带。由打对面走过来了：“孩儿参见爹爹！”“罢了！哈哈哈哈哈哈，儿啊，越发的英姿飒爽了，啊？此一番，两军阵前，为父带着你见一见世面，做我的马前先锋，去吧～到后堂见一见你的母亲，咱们父子，要出征了。”“是！”孩子往后堂就走，来到后堂一瞧啊，自己的母亲跟这正摆弄花呢。黄大力的夫人呢就喜欢花，什么都不爱，一天到晚的什么墨菊呀，牡丹呀，各种的花，都是全国各地挑来的，稀有的种子，呵，一盆一盆摆弄的特别好，平时也不爱说话，除了和儿子有话说，这回正浇花呢，儿子打外边进来了：“娘啊。”放下浇花这碗一回头：“呦，儿啊，今天出去练了吗？”“我这不刚回来吗？我跟您说点事，现如今呢，咱们和齐国准备交锋了，我爸爸带着我两军阵前让我做个先锋官。我跟您说一声，我们明儿个就走了。”“啊？去打哪啊？”“去打大齐！听说大齐国有一位皇娘叫钟离无盐了不起，孩儿我现在满身的能耐，两军阵前不出三个回合我非把她杀了不可！”老太太上前跟身进步抡圆了啪！这大嘴巴打的，打的孩子转俩圈，一回头捂着脸：“打的是我呀？”给打懵了，这巴掌给打到三叉神经上了，再瞧这位黄夫人眼泪下来了，“孩儿啊，来来。”“不过去了，还打呀是怎么着？上瘾了？您这解恨不行啊，有什么事您说呀。”“跟我进屋来有话告诉你。”一伸手拉住自己的少爷，来到内室把门关好了，往这一坐夫人这眼泪可止不住了，这通哭啊。哭罢多时，擦了擦眼泪：“孩子，你知道娘为什么哭吗？”“那谁猜的着啊？啊？您哭了半天一句话都没说啊。到底因为什么啊？您是担心我还是担心我父亲？还是说不愿意打仗？”“孩子呀，一句话两句话可说不清楚，我就告诉你，两军阵前倘若说碰到了锺离国母，没有别的，不允许你伤害她一根头发，倘若说你掉了她一根头发，你回来为娘我就死。”“诶，娘啊，这是因为什么？”“你甭管了，这些个话现如今是说不清楚了，你记住这句话就行了，不需你伤害锺离国母！”“是！我听您的！”这孩子从小就听话，跟这辞别了母亲出来，随着自己的父亲是赶奔大齐。大队人马一出征啊，那可了不得啊，您想啊，人上一万是无边无沿。这抄起来是好几十万人马丫丫茬茬是乌杨乌杨的。大队人马在紧前边头一个就是这位血葫芦僧，旁边呢是郡马，这位吴起大将军。这边就是黄氏父子，骑在马上一个个精神十足啊，这意思一到了大齐两军阵前，交锋对垒，一下子就能把这钟离无盐那就能给杀了。一路上行走的时候，血葫芦僧啊，不住的打气：“你们啊放心，我是从三岁开始练，真正的童子功啊。啊？我没有不会的，什么刀、枪、剑、戟、斧、钺、钩、叉、镗、棍、槊、棒、鞭、锏、锤、抓、拐子、流星，什么带尖的、带刺的、带棱的、带刃的、带绒绳的、带锁链的、带倒齿钩带娥眉刺的，这些个我都练过！而且我是半仙之体啊，我一跺脚我就能飞起来，啊?一个跟头十万八千里，我还会七十二变……”说的挺热闹：“我什么都会，有我在你们放心吧，大齐国这次就算是完了。”说的简单这一天来到了临淄城以外，大兵压境，齐国早就得着消息了，娘娘一听说怎么着？有人来罚齐了？谁呀？一扫听：吴起！楚国借兵，把娘娘气得：忘恩负义，无耻的小人!他来了饶不了他！“来呀！抬过我的刀来！备过我的撼海麒麟！”娘娘整盔掼甲正身的披挂，“也不用多，带上我儿东鲁王薛昆，点精兵一千，随哀家我出城迎敌！”开开城门放下吊桥，人可就出来了，来到这把人排好了一瞧对过，丫丫茬茬这队伍看不见边。影影绰绰看队伍前边站着一大和尚，呲牙咧嘴，娘娘坐在憾海麒麟上一拽这缰绳，把这刀一抖棱，哗楞楞！！刀上有金环，金环碰金环，环环入耳，打到耳朵里边嗡～～～～坐到撼海麒麟上拿手一指：“呔！楚国兵将你们马前受死！！！”楚国的兵将是面面相观哪，都看着血葫芦僧，心说：“到地儿了，您给我们打气打了一道儿了。终于两军对垒了。”黄元帅坐在马上一拱手：“高僧，大师傅，您看怎么办呢？”“哈哈哈哈哈哈，休得担惊少要害怕，二等不必惊慌，涨他人的志气灭自己的威风。不就是一个丑鬼吗？有什么可怕的？来，听某将领：先退兵！ | |
| 兵退二百里。”元帅纳闷啊：“这是什么道理呢？”“你听我的没错。先退二百里我缓缓再说……”一挥手，哗～前队改后队，人人扭过脸去，大队人马往下就败，娘娘坐在憾海麒麟上吓了一跳：“呀？打仗打多了，都是两军阵前你看我我看你晤一下子往上来呀，他们怎么晤一下往后去了？错了？找错道儿了？不是打大齐，打别的国家。”又一琢磨不可能，这楚国人是吃饱了撑的这是？探马蓝旗报得没错呀，啊？明明是吴起借兵他们倒反大齐。怎么会不打了呢？“不行，我得追上前问问。拿这个刀攥啊，在这个撼海麒麟跨上啪！打了这么一下，撼海麒麟知道这是主人告诉自己：快点跑，往前是连蹿带蹦，跟飞似的，楚国的兵将跑着跑着一回头：“诶呀！追来了！！”哗!!!跑得这快呀，来的时候都没这么快。回去这快呀，前队改后队，那么最后一个兵呢就改成头一排的了，那么来的时候头一排呢是血葫芦僧，他改了最后一排了。他想往前来也不那么易，头里好几万人呢你就说把大伙不拉开了也得有会功夫，而且这一乱顾不过来了。脚底下这一乱，有摔倒的有马腿折了的，乱做一团。娘娘催麒麟到了切近，一伸手，嘭！就把血葫芦僧后脖梗子这僧袍抓住了。葫芦僧一回头：“弥陀受不了的佛！”娘娘心说：“我听说了，就是你，血葫芦僧，怂恿吴起借兵，啊？兵罚大齐，你好不了！”娘娘那脾气您知道，轮圆这胳膊，胳膊也长——啪！！！就这大巴掌打的，俩眼当时就封上了。紧跟着这血哗就下来了，往下一扔他：“滚！”娘娘站在原地不动，看着楚国的兵将纷纷后退，血葫芦在地上缓了半天才站起来，擦了擦眼：都睁不开了，拿血把眼睛都迷住了。拿手一指娘娘：“后会有期！”迈腿就跑，娘娘坐在麒麟上叹口气：“唉，你图什么许的？这不是吃错了药了嘛？啊？”自己的兵丁也追上来把手中的兵刃一横：“别追了,由他们去！！”一转身，兜过撼海麒麟，大齐的兵丁转回临淄城。楚国的兵啊倒退了三百多里，扎住营盘，大伙得歇会啊，元帅也累坏了，心说这打仗图什么许的？一仗没打让人追出好几百里地去。歇会吧，翻身下马，马拴在柳树上，往这一坐，再瞧吴起，躺在地上，把身上的盔甲都解开了，跑热了，一通的喘。大伙歇够了：“大师呢？高僧哪去了？”有兵丁说：“我瞧见了，跑得时候回了一下头，那丑娘娘正打咱们大师呢。嘴巴子跟不要钱似的，打的挺惨。诶？回来了。”再瞧远处哩了歪斜回来了，脸也肿了，脑袋上都是血，元帅点点头：“嗯，来者是血葫芦吗？” | |
| “弥陀佛！贫僧掐指一算……”“你闭嘴！倒霉倒你身上了！！你怎么回事啊？两军阵前还没打呢，你这闹着退兵，到底因为什么呀？我到现在我才明白，我是元帅干嘛听你的呀？嗯？”“不是，我这不是能掐会算吗？我一算，你看啊，咱们主动退兵，还让人家追成这样了，这要迎上去咱们早亡国了知道么？”“你要早明白这个你撺掇我们打仗干什么呀？！啊？！”“不是，你别着急，知道吗，兵不厌诈！”“炸死你都不多！！知道吗？！！”“不是，你别着急。我好歹也是神仙，给神仙留点面子……”“我啐你我告诉你吧啊！再提这个？行了行了行了，别废话了。先歇着吧。”密松林安营扎寨，跟这大伙缓着。你说带着兵出来，一仗没见大败而归，回国去见楚王也没法说，黄家爷儿俩唉声叹气，吴起是心里着急：这是借的兵啊，要是本国的兵怎么都好说，我借的兵啊：“我回去怎么跟人交待？我要是不辞而别可就坏了，我跟他们也做了仇了，这仗还得打。不光打，还必须要胜，不胜都不行。”低头无语琢磨自己的。血葫芦僧呢？这几天每天用心修炼，晚上不睡觉，每天晚上踏钢步走，冲着月亮：“哈～～呼～～哈～～呼～～”巡逻的兵丁瞧着他：“哼，没羞没臊的，哼。”他也不往心里去，一点事都没有。元帅过了五六天把他想起来了：“诶？那大师哪去了？我好几天没看见他了，别让他走了啊？他不能走，回国得带着他走啊～跟大王千岁怎么说啊这事～”兵说：“他不走，他往哪走？他一天你知道他吃多少饭？他从这走了就得饿死知道吗～您放心～”“行行行行。”等着吧，修养了十天左右，兵丁们也恢复元气了。这一天，帐篷里边，黄元帅哪，端着茶杯，正喝茶呢，一边喝茶一边琢磨这个事，吴起蹿腾自己打去，可是自己的意思呢？打算退兵回去：“我要是回去的话，我跟大王怎么说这个事……”正琢磨呢，端着茶杯，听着门口：“弥陀佛！！”元帅点点头：“忙着呢！别进来啊！！别进来啊！！”门帘起处，血葫芦把脑袋探进来了：“就占一会儿功夫……”“你要说你是神仙你信吗？”“商量商量商量……”“进来进来！！”“诶诶诶……辛苦几位……辛苦辛苦……”元帅瞧瞧他：“你有事啊？～”“诶，嘿，我掐指一算哪……”“出去出去！出去！！”“我还没说完呢……”“别废话！你再说这个你就出去！”“不是不是，咱们马上就要打胜仗了！”“唉，你这两天是没少吃东西啊，撑的你是胡说八道啊。啊？说说吧，怎么打胜仗啊？”这喝着茶，斜眼看着他，“哈，元帅，临淄城指日可破！而且大齐国全国的君臣一个也留不下！让他们全死！！”“是啊？～好～祝你成功～”“不是，元帅，您别这样，您得鼓励鼓励我……我言出必行，我准让他们都死……”“啊，看吧，啊……”“元帅，你也别这样，我知道你恨我，头一仗是我没琢磨透，这回准赢。 | |
| 我想一办法，我是神仙哪，半夜里我驾着云彩我夜入临淄城，我想一主意，我给他们下毒！无论是河，无论是井，无论是溪，只要沾水，我一做法，全是毒，他们一喝这毒水是必死无疑！！临淄城连一个耗子都剩不下，全得死！”“诶，你怎么能担保你这法术能灵呢？”“我试验过！”“你在哪试验过？”“咱的营盘！”“噗！！！！！！捆上他！！！捆上他！！！！！”黄小立过来抹肩头拢二臂捆住了：“你别走啊！！你别走！！我觉得有点肚子疼。你终於说一回实话，啊？有解药吗？”“不不，我没在您这喝的水里，我在兵丁喝的那水里……”“这不缺了德了吗？！咱们的兵丁怎么办？”“咱们这药轻，药轻，哈，缓个十天八天就成了，啊～没事，他们这一灵了呢，我马上夜入临淄城……”“你今天夜里就去！成与不成都是好事！！！知道吗？啊？”“不是元帅，您这是什么意思……”“什么意思？你要成了咱们就得胜而归，你要不成，你死他们那我也痛快痛快知道吗？啊？老血，准备准备去吧，啊？”“弥陀……”“出去出去，出去！！！”神仙也分三六九等，这个神仙就属于心宽的，换二一个人，换我，我就受不了这个，啊，这神仙没事，由打这出来，晚上饱餐栈饭，为什么呀？晚上有重大的体力活动。呵，高僧这通吃啊，甩开腮帮子，撩起后槽牙，饭菜象长江流水似风卷残云，里边小仓库打开了，钥匙拧开了就跟倒土箱子里似的，哐哐哐哐，兵丁们看着：“嗯，好，饱死鬼这是。好，吃吧。”都吃完了，按时间说，夜里边十二点，和尚站起来，紧了紧身上的衣服，袖口、裤腿都弄好了，冲着跟前的几个兵丁挥了挥手：“贫僧要去啦。”“嗯，好，去吧去吧，明年，明年今天我们给您烧香……祝您成功。”和尚一跺脚，腾！脚底下一团黑云，呜～～当时就起来了，兵丁们喊他：“大师！！下来！！这是帐篷！！！下来！！外边！！外边！！外边飞去！！”“哦？是啊？这个贫僧倒是喇合了。”撩僧袍出来，一跺脚，腾！！一团黑云把他托起来，是直奔临淄城方向是呜～～～下去了。小兵们鼓掌：“太好了，啊？你看看人家还会飞。你瞧见没？一直往前走，奔临淄城去了，看着吧,看他今天晚上作法施毒怎么样。”半悬空，这位大法师：血葫芦踩着云彩，拿眼瞧着，远处灯光明亮，那就是临淄城：“快到了，今天这一仗我是一定要成功啊！啊？你们谁也想不到今天晚上我一做法，你们全城的军民就算是完了。”高兴，眼前就到了临淄勒了，这就是城了，按落云头呜～～～～～磅！！！撞到城墙上了，啪！！摔下来了，把神仙摔得够呛，缓了有半小时站起来：“呵，高度计算错了。”“诶呀，到了啊，这就是临淄城。”跟前就是护城河，这先试试吧，一伸手——哗～～顺着掌心往外冒黑气，整个护城河的水马上就变颜色。自个儿乐：“哼！太灵了！哼哼！”高兴，正弄着呢，城头上有兵丁喊：“口令！！”怎么呢？瞧底下有人，看看是不是自己人：“口令！”和尚多灵啊：“齐宣王万岁！”“自己人！嗯,自己人。”这条河挺宽挺深，得弄半天，弄了俩多小时，和尚涮涮手：“诶呀，明天一喝这水这就算是行啦。诶，城里我也得去。”城里边有水井，尤其皇宫里边的，他不喝外边的，“对！”赶紧念咒，脚底下一团黑云托起来——呜～～越过城墙，来到了临淄城皇宫以内，左右瞧了瞧，这有一口八宝琉璃井，和尚来到且近，掐诀念咒一伸手——唰～～～顺着掌心往外喷黑气，唰～～～过来几个巡夜的御林军：“口令！！”“哈，娘娘最漂亮！！”“嗯？好自己人！”唰，打这院出来，这院还有哪，唰～～～二十多口水井全都喷上毒了。尤其御膳房这，有一口井，这是御用的井，齐宣王喝这个，更得弄啊，拿手一伸唰～～～毒气直奔井口去了，又过来几个兵丁：“口令！”“啊，娘娘最漂亮！！今年二十，明年十八！”“抓他！！娘娘说了，改十七！！”全围上来了，和尚一跺脚，脚驾黑云，跑回去了。来到了自己营盘，按落云头，大踏步的往回走，是趾高气扬啊：“这一次可了不得了，我一个人把大齐国平了！”小兵看他都愣：“呀？又回来了？真回来啦。大师？”“禀告元帅，我回来了，今天晚上我这法术成功了，明天听好信儿，赶紧禀报元帅，我要跟他说这个事。”“好咧！！”小兵来到后边，跟这个元帅黄大力一说这事，黄元帅啊，都睡了：“什么事啊？”“跟您说啊，元帅，法师回来了，说这个临淄城啊，都散满毒气了，明天大齐就灭了，他这会儿相见您跟您聊回儿……”“告诉他今儿睡觉了，啊？有事明儿在说吧，啊。真成了再说。”“诶，好勒。”转身出来：“嗯，大帅睡了，您也歇着吧，有事明儿在说。”“好！明天你们听着，让你们一个个啊，不敢轻视我！！” |
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yao shi ni zi ji qu wei bi, you wo pei zhe ni zhe zhang ni shi zhun ying."" ei ya shi fu, wo zen me xie nin na?!"" bie ke qi, ha ha ha, ni dai zhe gan liang na ma? pin seng zai zhe deng ni deng le ban ge duo yue le, du zhong ji e."" you! you you you you, gei da shi fu yu bei chi de." you ren gei la guo ma lai, sui jun dai de yi xie chi de gei ta chi. yi bian zai ma shang chi zhe dong xi yi bian wang chu guo zou. zai lu shang, xue hu lu gao su ta:" bie dan xin, yi qie dou you wo ne, zhi yao ni ting wo de, bao zheng ni da ying zhe chang zhang. chong fan da qi, yi hou da qi de jiang tu you ni de," ei ya, gao xing huai le," wo shuo da shi fu, nin suan de zhe me zhun ma? zhe da qi de jiang tu zhen you wo?"" ni fang xin, ha, yi hou a, zhe da qi de she ji dou you ni de, da qi de jiang shan ye shi ni de, you zhao yi ri ni qu shi le, ni de shi ti ye yao mai zai da qi."" hao, wo jie nin ji yan, jie nin ji yan." yi lu lai zai le chu guo, fen fu ren wang li tong chuan, shuo wu qi jin jian. chu cheng wang a, zheng zai dian shang zuo zhe ne, si? yi zuo mo a? wu qi lai le? ting shuo ta shi qi guo de jun ma ya? ta lai you shen me shi ne? he wen chen wu jiang yi shang liang, ni men shuo zhe shi zen me ban ne? wen chen wu jiang yi zuo mo:" wo gu ji ta lai ya, tou xiang zan men de mian da, bu guan zen me shuo, rang ta jin lai, zan dang dian wen yi wen ta." chu wang shuo:" ke yi." gong fu bu da, you da di xia shang lai sa ren, tou li zou zhe de xue hu lu seng, hou bian gen zhe de wu qi liang kou zi. a zhe bian zhe ge shi ling hua jun zhu, zhe bian zhe ge shi wu qi, lai dao le yin an dian shang shi piao piao xia bai. liang wei pu teng gui xia le. chu wang gan jin ke qi ke qi:" kuai kuai qing qi kuai kuai qing qi, lai ya, ci xiu dun." you tai jian ban guo deng zi lai, sa ren zuo hao le. chu wang shuo:" san wei ya, jin tian lai dao wo men zhe, you shen me shi ma?" mei shuo hua wu qi yan lei xia lai le:" dai wang qian sui, wo qiu nin lai le, mei you bie de, a? wo yu da qi shi yi tian er di chou, san jiang si hai hen. ci sheng bu mie da qi wo jiu bu huo zhe le." ba zi ji de jing li yi shuo, ta ke mei shuo zen me gou da xia ying chun, zhe ge dou mei ti, jiu shuo qi xuan wang zen me zen me huai, wu yan niang niang zen me zen me hen. ba zhe shi yi shuo, chu wang yi zuo mo:" ei ya, wu jun ma ya, zhe ge shi shi zhe yang, , nin lai jie bing lai, an shuo shi wo ying gai jie gei nin, zhi yu nin xu gei wo da qi de jiang shan ne? xiao wang wo bu gan xiang. bu guo hua shuo hui lai, wo yu ta men wu yuan wu chou, you he kuang zhe wu yan niang niang ju shuo liao bu qi ya. ta yi ge ren tui ji shi wan da bing a, xiang jiang hui ri suo wu long, fu xiang ou si qin, dou shi ren jia gan de, lou lian de shi tai duo le. zhe ge shi ni kan kan ni yao shi dao song guo he lu guo qu wen wen ke bu ke yi ya? ju shuo ta men liang jia hai zhan qin qi, xiang dang chu niang niang cai feng shan, li pai zhao qin, a? lu ling wang liang zhen wang, ta men shang na qu guo, qiu guo qin. wo gu ji zhe guan xi hai bu cuo."" a, zhe ge dai wang, nin shuo zhe ge wo zhi dao, ta men liang guo shi qu le, rang ren gei da hui qu le. da de can zhe na."" shi ya, ni zhe me qu jie bing bu shi ting hao ma?"" ei ya, dai wang qian sui, wo wei shi me zhao dao chu guo ya? guan jian shi xue hu lu seng, da fa shi suan chu lai de. ri hou a, qi guo de jiang shan you nin de yi fen, er qie lai shuo, zhe yi zhang shi zhun bao cheng gong. da shi fu, nin gen dai wang shuo shuo ba."" mi tuo fu!" he shang zhan qi lai le, chu cheng wang yi qiao:" , zhe he shang you yang." zhan zai zhe shi yi tuan de wei feng a." da shi fu, nin neng suan ma?"" ha ha ha ha ha ha, pin seng wo tong tian che di, neng wen neng wu a. wo qia zhi yi suan a, qi guo de jiang tu da bu fen shi nin de. qi guo de she ji ye shi nin de, ri hou nin jia beng le, ye yao mai zai qi guo de tu di shang!" wu qi zhan qi lai:" ei? zhe ci yi yang a ni shuo wo ye zhe me shuo de."" ni beng guan le ni beng guan le, wo shi shen xian ni zhi dao ma? dai wang qian sui, zhe yi zhang shi zhun neng ying a." chu wang yi zuo mo:" yao shi ying na ke bu cuo." chu guo di fang bi jiao xiao, quan guo ge dao yi kuai, cong zhe tou zou dao na tou san shi fen zhong. zong xiang kuo chong jiang tu, yao shi zhe me shuo, wo ba quan guo de jun dui diao ji dao yi qi, a? rang zhei xie ge da jiang men gen zhe yi kuai qu da zhang qu." nin you shi cheng shi de ba wo neng sheng ma?"" mi tuo fu!! mei wen ti ya. you wo xue hu lu zai, ni jiu kan re nao ba. | |
| " chu wang dian dian tou:" hao, gua ren wo jiu xin ni men yi ci, fa quan guo de ren ma gong da da qi! gua ren wo yao kan kan re nao. dao di you duo re nao a?" xue hu lu dian dian tou:" yao duo re nao you duo re nao."" hao, gua ren wo xin ni men, zhu ni men cheng gong. ei? da shi ya, ni gei gua ren suan yi suan, wei shi me gua ren zhe ge you yan zhi tiao ya? ?"" nin beng xin na ge! na dou suan ren, ni zhi dao ma? lai ya, wu jun ma, zan men xie yi xie dai wang qian sui ci zan men bing ma, ci yi qu, liang jun zhen qian shi ren ren fen yong, ge ge zheng xian. yi ding yao ba da qi yi ju na xia!" shuo de ting hao, xiao jun chang dian bing, dai ling zhe chu guo de ren ma, yao sha ben da qi, lin zou de shi hou, chu guo de da yuan shuai huang da li gen dai wang shuo, shuo:" nin na, zhe ge zhi yi chuan xia lai, wo men zuo wu jiang de yao ting, dan shi nin a, wan fa bing yi ri, wo yao an pai yi xia, you de bing ma zou le, you de bing ma hai yao liu xia lai hu cheng bao jia de, ling wai ne, wei chen jia zhong you xie shi, wo de hui qu an pai yi xia." chu wang dian dian tou:" ni qu ba." huang yuan shuai hui dao zi ji de jia, zhe ge yuan shuai ya, si shi lai sui, da ge, er qie shuang bang yi huang wu qiong de li qi. huang da li. hui dao jia lai, yi jin men, zheng qiao jian zi ji zhe gong zi, huang xiao li, you da dui mian guo lai le, xiao huo zi chang de piao liang, yi zhang xiao lian dan, lan wang wang de, cui lan cui lan de, jian mei hu mu, bi zhi kou kuo, da er chao lun, wei wei de you dian ju hong se de tou fa. ding kui guan jia shi zhao pao shu dai. you da dui mian zou guo lai le:" hai er can jian die die!"" ba le! ha ha ha ha ha ha, er a, yue fa de ying zi sa shuang le, a? ci yi fan, liang jun zhen qian, wei fu dai zhe ni jian yi xian shi mian, zuo wo de ma qian xian feng, qu ba dao hou tang jian yi jian ni de mu qin, zan men fu zi, yao chu zheng le."" shi!" hai zi wang hou tang jiu zou, lai dao hou tang yi qiao a, zi ji de mu qin gen zhe zheng bai nong hua ni. huang da li de fu ren ne jiu xi huan hua, shen me dou bu ai, yi tian dao wan de shen me mo ju ya, mu dan ya, ge zhong de hua, dou shi quan guo ge di tiao lai de, xi you de zhong zi, a, yi pen yi pen bai nong de te bie hao, ping shi ye bu ai shuo hua, chu le he er zi you hua shuo, zhe hui zheng jiao hua ni, er zi da wai bian jin lai le:" niang a." fang xia jiao hua zhe wan yi hui tou:" you, er a, jin tian chu qu lian le ma?"" wo zhe bu gang hui lai ma? wo gen nin shuo dian shi, xian ru jin ne, zan men he qi guo zhun bei jiao feng le, wo ba ba dai zhe wo liang jun zhen qian rang wo zuo ge xian feng guan. wo gen nin shuo yi sheng, wo men ming er ge jiu zou le."" a? qu da na a?"" qu da da qi! ting shuo da qi guo you yi wei huang niang jiao zhong li wu yan liao bu qi, hai er wo xian zai man shen de neng nai, liang jun zhen qian bu chu san ge hui he wo fei ba ta sha liao bu ke!" lao tai tai shang qian gen shen jin bu lun yuan le pa! zhe da zui ba da de, da de hai zi zhuan lia quan, yi hui tou wu zhe lian:" da de shi wo ya?" gei da meng le, zhe ba zhang gei da dao san cha shen jing shang le, zai qiao zhe wei huang fu ren yan lei xia lai le," hai er a, lai lai."" bu guo qu le, hai da ya shi zen me zhao? shang yin le? nin zhe jie hen bu xing a, you shen me shi nin shuo ya."" gen wo jin wu lai you hua gao su ni." yi shen shou la zhu zi ji de shao ye, lai dao nei shi ba men guan hao le, wang zhe yi zuo fu ren zhe yan lei ke zhi bu zhu le, zhe tong ku a. ku ba duo shi, ca le ca yan lei:" hai zi, ni zhi dao niang wei shi me ku ma?"" na shui cai de zhe a? a? nin ku le ban tian yi ju hua dou mei shuo a. dao di yin wei shi me a? nin shi dan xin wo hai shi dan xin wo fu qin? hai shi shuo bu yuan yi da zhang?"" hai zi ya, yi ju hua liang ju hua ke shuo bu qing chu, wo jiu gao su ni, liang jun zhen qian tang ruo shuo peng dao le zhong li guo mu, mei you bie de, bu yun xu ni shang hai ta yi gen tou fa, tang ruo shuo ni diao le ta yi gen tou fa, ni hui lai wei niang wo jiu si."" ei, niang a, zhe shi yin wei shi me?"" ni beng guan le, zhei xie ge hua xian ru jin shi shuo bu qing chu le, ni ji zhu zhe ju hua jiu xing le, bu xu ni shang hai zhong li guo mu!"" shi! wo ting nin de!" zhe hai zi cong xiao jiu ting hua, gen zhe ci bie le mu qin chu lai, sui zhe zi ji de fu qin shi gan ben da qi. da dui ren ma yi chu zheng a, na ke liao bu de a, nin xiang a, ren shang yi wan shi wu bian wu yan. zhe chao qi lai shi hao ji shi wan ren ma ya ya cha cha shi wu yang wu yang de. da dui ren ma zai jin qian bian tou yi ge jiu shi zhe wei xue hu lu seng, pang bian ne shi jun ma, zhe wei wu qi da jiang jun. zhe bian jiu shi huang shi fu zi, qi zai ma shang yi ge ge jing shen shi zu a, zhe yi si yi dao le da qi liang jun zhen qian, jiao feng dui lei, yi xia zi jiu neng ba zhe zhong li wu yan na jiu neng gei sha le. yi lu shang xing zou de shi hou, xue hu lu seng a, bu zhu de da qi:" ni men a fang xin, wo shi cong san sui kai shi lian, zhen zheng de tong zi gong a. a? wo mei you bu hui de, shen me dao qiang jian ji fu yue gou cha tang gun shuo bang bian jian chui zhua guai zi liu xing, shen me dai jian de dai ci de dai leng de dai ren de dai rong sheng de dai suo lian de dai dao chi gou dai e mei ci de, zhei xie ge wo dou lian guo! er qie wo shi ban xian zhi ti a, wo yi duo jiao wo jiu neng fei qi lai, a? yi ge gen tou shi wan ba qian li, wo hai hui qi shi er bian" shuo de ting re nao:" wo shen me dou hui, you wo zai ni men fang xin ba, da qi guo zhe ci jiu suan shi wan le." shuo de jian dan zhe yi tian lai dao le lin zi cheng yi wai, da bing ya jing, qi guo zao jiu de zhao xiao xi le, niang niang yi ting shuo zen me zhao? you ren lai fa qi le? shui ya? yi sao ting: wu qi! chu guo jie bing, ba niang niang qi de: wang en fu yi, wu chi de xiao ren! ta lai le rao bu liao ta!" lai ya! tai guo wo de dao lai! bei guo wo de han hai qi lin!" niang niang zheng kui guan jia zheng shen de pi gua," ye bu yong duo, dai shang wo er dong lu wang xue kun, dian jing bing yi qian, sui ai jia wo chu cheng ying di!" kai kai cheng men fang xia diao qiao, ren ke jiu chu lai le, lai dao zhe ba ren pai hao le yi qiao dui guo, ya ya cha cha zhe dui wu kan bu jian bian. ying ying chuo chuo kan dui wu qian bian zhan zhe yi da he shang, zi ya lie zui, niang niang zuo zai han hai qi lin shang yi zhuai zhe jiang sheng, ba zhe dao yi dou leng, hua leng leng!! dao shang you jin huan, jin huan peng jin huan, huan huan ru er, da dao er duo li bian weng zuo dao han hai qi lin shang na shou yi zhi:" dai! chu guo bing jiang ni men ma qian shou si!!!" chu guo de bing jiang shi mian mian xiang guan na, dou kan zhe xue hu lu seng, xin shuo:" dao di r le, nin gei wo men da qi da le yi dao er le. zhong yu liang jun dui lei le." huang yuan shuai zuo zai ma shang yi gong shou:" gao seng, da shi fu, nin kan zen me ban ne?"" ha ha ha ha ha ha, xiu de dan jing shao yao hai pa, er deng bu bi jing huang, zhang ta ren de zhi qi mie zi ji de wei feng. bu jiu shi yi ge chou gui ma? you shen me ke pa de? lai, ting mou jiang ling: xian tui bing! | |
| bing tui er bai li." yuan shuai na men a:" zhe shi shen me dao li ne?"" ni ting wo de mei cuo. xian tui er bai li wo huan huan zai shuo" yi hui shou, hua qian dui gai hou dui, ren ren niu guo lian qu, da dui ren ma wang xia jiu bai, niang niang zuo zai han hai qi lin shang xia le yi tiao:" ya? da zhang da duo le, dou shi liang jun zhen qian ni kan wo wo kan ni wu yi xia zi wang shang lai ya, ta men zen me wu yi xia wang hou qu le? cuo le? zhao cuo dao er le? bu shi da da qi, da bie de guo jia." you yi zuo mo bu ke neng, zhe chu guo ren shi chi bao le cheng de zhe shi? tan ma lan qi bao de mei cuo ya, a? ming ming shi wu qi jie bing ta men dao fan da qi. zen me hui bu da le ne?" bu xing, wo de zhui shang qian wen wen. na zhe ge dao zuan a, zai zhe ge han hai qi lin kua shang pa! da le zhe me yi xia, han hai qi lin zhi dao zhe shi zhu ren gao su zi ji: kuai dian pao, wang qian shi lian cuan dai beng, gen fei shi de, chu guo de bing jiang pao zhe pao zhe yi hui tou:" ei ya! zhui lai le!!" hua!!! pao de zhe kuai ya, lai de shi hou dou mei zhe me kuai. hui qu zhe kuai ya, qian dui gai hou dui, na me zui hou yi ge bing ne jiu gai cheng tou yi pai de le, na me lai de shi hou tou yi pai ne shi xue hu lu seng, ta gai le zui hou yi pai le. ta xiang wang qian lai ye bu na me yi, tou li hao ji wan ren ne ni jiu shuo ba da huo bu la kai le ye de you hui gong fu, er qie zhe yi luan gu bu guo lai le. jiao di xia zhe yi luan, you shuai dao de you ma tui zhe le de, luan zuo yi tuan. niang niang cui qi lin dao le qie jin, yi shen shou, peng! jiu ba xue hu lu seng hou bo geng zi zhe seng pao zhua zhu le. hu lu seng yi hui tou:" mi tuo shou bu liao de fu!" niang niang xin shuo:" wo ting shuo le, jiu shi ni, xue hu lu seng, song yong wu qi jie bing, a? bing fa da qi, ni hao bu liao!" niang niang na pi qi nin zhi dao, lun yuan zhe ge bo, ge bo ye zhang pa!!! jiu zhe da ba zhang da de, lia yan dang shi jiu feng shang le. jin gen zhe zhe xue hua jiu xia lai le, wang xia yi reng ta:" gun!" niang niang zhan zai yuan di bu dong, kan zhe chu guo de bing jiang fen fen hou tui, xue hu lu zai di shang huan le ban tian cai zhan qi lai, ca le ca yan: dou zheng bu kai le, na xue ba yan jing dou mi zhu le. na shou yi zhi niang niang:" hou hui you qi!" mai tui jiu pao, niang niang zuo zai qi lin shang tan kou qi:" ai, ni tu shen me xu de? zhe bu shi chi cuo le yao le ma? a?" zi ji de bing ding ye zhui shang lai ba shou zhong de bing ren yi heng:" bie zhui le, you ta men qu!!" yi zhuan shen, dou guo han hai qi lin, da qi de bing ding zhuan hui lin zi cheng. chu guo de bing a dao tui le san bai duo li, zha zhu ying pan, da huo de xie hui a, yuan shuai ye lei huai le, xin shuo zhe da zhang tu shen me xu de? yi zhang mei da rang ren zhui chu hao ji bai li di qu. xie hui ba, fan shen xia ma, ma shuan zai liu shu shang, wang zhe yi zuo, zai qiao wu qi, tang zai di shang, ba shen shang de kui jia dou jie kai le, pao re le, yi tong de chuan. da huo xie gou le:" da shi ne? gao seng na qu le?" you bing ding shuo:" wo qiao jian le, pao de shi hou hui le yi xia tou, na chou niang niang zheng da zan men da shi ne. zui ba zi gen bu yao qian shi de, da de ting can. ei? hui lai le." zai qiao yuan chu li le wai xie hui lai le, lian ye zhong le, nao dai shang dou shi xue, yuan shuai dian dian tou:" , lai zhe shi xue hu lu ma?" | |
| " mi tuo fu! pin seng qia zhi yi suan"" ni bi zui! dao mei dao ni shen shang le!! ni zen me hui shi a? liang jun zhen qian hai mei da ne, ni zhe nao zhe tui bing, dao di yin wei shi me ya? wo dao xian zai wo cai ming bai, wo shi yuan shuai gan ma ting ni de ya? ?"" bu shi, wo zhe bu shi neng qia hui suan ma? wo yi suan, ni kan a, zan men zhu dong tui bing, hai rang ren jia zhui cheng zhe yang le, zhe yao ying shang qu zan men zao wang guo le zhi dao me?"" ni yao zao ming bai zhe ge ni cuan duo wo men da zhang gan shen me ya?! a?!"" bu shi, ni bie zhao ji, zhi dao ma, bing bu yan zha!"" zha si ni dou bu duo!! zhi dao ma?!!"" bu shi, ni bie zhao ji. wo hao dai ye shi shen xian, gei shen xian liu dian mian zi"" wo cui ni wo gao su ni ba a! zai ti zhe ge? xing le xing le xing le, bie fei hua le. xian xie zhe ba." mi song lin an ying zha zhai, gen zhe da huo huan zhe. ni shuo dai zhe bing chu lai, yi zhang mei jian da bai er gui, hui guo qu jian chu wang ye mei fa shuo, huang jia ye er lia ai sheng tan qi, wu qi shi xin li zhao ji: zhe shi jie de bing a, yao shi ben guo de bing zen me dou hao shuo, wo jie de bing a:" wo hui qu zen me gen ren jiao dai? wo yao shi bu ci er bie ke jiu huai le, wo gen ta men ye zuo le chou le, zhe zhang hai de da. bu guang da, hai bi xu yao sheng, bu sheng dou bu xing." di tou wu yu zuo mo zi ji de. xue hu lu seng ne? zhe ji tian mei tian yong xin xiu lian, wan shang bu shui jiao, mei tian wan shang ta gang bu zou, chong zhe yue liang:" ha hu ha hu" xun luo de bing ding qiao zhe ta:" heng, mei xiu mei sao de, heng." ta ye bu wang xin li qu, yi dian shi dou mei you. yuan shuai guo le wu liu tian ba ta xiang qi lai le:" ei? na da shi na qu le? wo hao ji tian mei kan jian ta le, bie rang ta zou le a? ta bu neng zou, hui guo de dai zhe ta zou a gen dai wang qian sui zen me shuo a zhe shi" bing shuo:" ta bu zou, ta wang na zou? ta yi tian ni zhi dao ta chi duo shao fan? ta cong zhe zou le jiu de e si zhi dao ma nin fang xin"" xing xing xing xing." deng zhe ba, xiu yang le shi tian zuo you, bing ding men ye hui fu yuan qi le. zhe yi tian, zhang peng li bian, huang yuan shuai na, duan zhe cha bei, zheng he cha ne, yi bian he cha yi bian zuo mo zhe ge shi, wu qi cuan teng zi ji da qu, ke shi zi ji de yi si ne? da suan tui bing hui qu:" wo yao shi hui qu de hua, wo gen dai wang zen me shuo zhe ge shi" zheng zuo mo ne, duan zhe cha bei, ting zhe men kou:" mi tuo fu!!" yuan shuai dian dian tou:" mang zhe ne! bie jin lai a!! bie jin lai a!!" men lian qi chu, xue hu lu ba nao dai tan jin lai le:" jiu zhan yi hui er gong fu"" ni yao shuo ni shi shen xian ni xin ma?"" shang liang shang liang shang liang"" jin lai jin lai!!"" ei ei ei xin ku ji wei xin ku xin ku" yuan shuai qiao qiao ta:" ni you shi a?"" ei, hei, wo qia zhi yi suan na"" chu qu chu qu! chu qu!!"" wo hai mei shuo wan ne"" bie fei hua! ni zai shuo zhe ge ni jiu chu qu!"" bu shi bu shi, zan men ma shang jiu yao da sheng zhang le!"" ai, ni zhe liang tian shi mei shao chi dong xi a, cheng de ni shi hu shuo ba dao a. a? shuo shuo ba, zen me da sheng zhang a?" zhe he zhe cha, xie yan kan zhe ta," ha, yuan shuai, lin zi cheng zhi ri ke po! er qie da qi guo quan guo de jun chen yi ge ye liu bu xia! rang ta men quan si!!"" shi a? hao zhu ni cheng gong"" bu shi, yuan shuai, nin bie zhe yang, nin de gu li gu li wo wo yan chu bi xing, wo zhun rang ta men dou si"" a, kan ba, a"" yuan shuai, ni ye bie zhe yang, wo zhi dao ni hen wo, tou yi zhang shi wo mei zuo mo tou, zhe hui zhun ying. | |
| wo xiang yi ban fa, wo shi shen xian na, ban ye li wo jia zhe yun cai wo ye ru lin zi cheng, wo xiang yi zhu yi, wo gei ta men xia du! wu lun shi he, wu lun shi jing, wu lun shi xi, zhi yao zhan shui, wo yi zuo fa, quan shi du, ta men yi he zhe du shui shi bi si wu yi!! lin zi cheng lian yi ge hao zi dou sheng bu xia, quan de si!"" ei, ni zen me neng dan bao ni zhe fa shu neng ling ne?"" wo shi yan guo!"" ni zai na shi yan guo?"" zan de ying pan!"" pu!!!!!! kun shang ta!!! kun shang ta!!!!!" huang xiao li guo lai mo jian tou long er bi kun zhu le:" ni bie zou a!! ni bie zou!! wo jue de you dian du zi teng. ni zhong yu shuo yi hui shi hua, a? you jie yao ma?"" bu bu, wo mei zai nin zhe he de shui li, wo zai bing ding he de na shui li"" zhe bu que le de le ma?! zan men de bing ding zen me ban?"" zan men zhe yao qing, yao qing, ha, huan ge shi tian ba tian jiu cheng le, a mei shi, ta men zhe yi ling le ne, wo ma shang ye ru lin zi cheng"" ni jin tian ye li jiu qu! cheng yu bu cheng du shi hao shi!!! zhi dao ma? a?"" bu shi yuan shuai, nin zhe shi shen me yi si"" shen me yi si? ni yao cheng le zan men jiu de sheng er gui, ni yao bu cheng, ni si ta men na wo ye tong kuai tong kuai zhi dao ma? a? lao xue, zhun bei zhun bei qu ba, a?"" mi tuo"" chu qu chu qu, chu qu!!!" shen xian ye fen san liu jiu deng, zhe ge shen xian jiu shu yu xin kuan de, huan er yi ge ren, huan wo, wo jiu shou bu liao zhe ge, a, zhe shen xian mei shi, you da zhe chu lai, wan shang bao can zhan fan, wei shi me ya? wan shang you zhong da de ti li huo dong. a, gao seng zhe tong chi a, shuai kai sai bang zi, liao qi hou cao ya, fan cai xiang chang jiang liu shui shi feng juan can yun, li bian xiao cang ku da kai le, yao shi ning kai le jiu gen dao tu xiang zi li shi de, kuang kuang kuang kuang, bing ding men kan zhe:" , hao, bao si gui zhe shi. hao, chi ba." dou chi wan le, an shi jian shuo, ye li bian shi er dian, he shang zhan qi lai, jin le jin shen shang de yi fu, xiu kou ku tui dou nong hao le, chong zhe gen qian de ji ge bing ding hui le hui shou:" pin seng yao qu la."" , hao, qu ba qu ba, ming nian, ming nian jin tian wo men gei nin shao xiang zhu nin cheng gong." he shang yi duo jiao, teng! jiao di xia yi tuan hei yun, wu dang shi jiu qi lai le, bing ding men han ta:" da shi!! xia lai!! zhe shi zhang peng!!! xia lai!! wai bian!! wai bian!! wai bian fei qu!!"" o? shi a? zhe ge pin seng dao shi la he le." liao seng pao chu lai, yi duo jiao, teng!! yi tuan hei yun ba ta tuo qi lai, shi zhi ben lin zi cheng fang xiang shi wu xia qu le. xiao bing men gu zhang:" tai hao le, a? ni kan kan ren jia hai hui fei. ni qiao jian mei? yi zhi wang qian zou, ben lin zi cheng qu le, kan zhe ba, kan ta jin tian wan shang zuo fa shi du zen me yang." ban xuan kong, zhe wei da fa shi: xue hu lu cai zhe yun cai, na yan qiao zhe, yuan chu deng guang ming liang, na jiu shi lin zi cheng:" kuai dao le, jin tian zhe yi zhang wo shi yi ding yao cheng gong a! a? ni men shui ye xiang bu dao jin tian wan shang wo yi zuo fa, ni men quan cheng de jun min jiu suan shi wan le." gao xing, yan qian jiu dao le lin zi lei le, zhe jiu shi cheng le, an luo yun tou wu bang!!! zhuang dao cheng qiang shang le, pa!! shuai xia lai le, ba shen xian shuai de gou qiang, huan le you ban xiao shi zhan qi lai:" a, gao du ji suan cuo le."" ei ya, dao le a, zhe jiu shi lin zi cheng." gen qian jiu shi hu cheng he, zhe xian shi shi ba, yi shen shou hua shun zhe zhang xin wang wai mao hei qi, zheng ge hu cheng he de shui ma shang jiu bian yan se. zi ge er le:" heng! tai ling le! heng heng!" gao xing, zheng nong zhe ne, cheng tou shang you bing ding han:" kou ling!!" zen me ne? qiao di xia you ren, kan kan shi bu shi zi ji ren:" kou ling!" he shang duo ling a:" qi xuan wang wan sui!"" zi ji ren! , zi ji ren." zhe tiao he ting kuan ting shen, de nong ban tian, nong le lia duo xiao shi, he shang shuan shuan shou:" ei ya, ming tian yi he zhe shui zhe jiu suan shi xing la. ei, cheng li wo ye de qu." cheng li bian you shui jing, you qi huang gong li bian de, ta bu he wai bian de," dui!" gan jin nian zhou, jiao di xia yi tuan hei yun tuo qi lai wu yue guo cheng qiang, lai dao le lin zi cheng huang gong yi nei, zuo you qiao le qiao, zhe you yi kou ba bao liu li jing, he shang lai dao qie jin, qia jue nian zhou yi shen shou shua shun zhe zhang xin wang wai pen hei qi, shua guo lai ji ge xun ye de yu lin jun:" kou ling!!"" ha, niang niang zui piao liang!!"" ? hao zi ji ren!" shua, da zhe yuan chu lai, zhe yuan hai you na, shua er shi duo kou shui jing quan dou pen shang du le. you qi yu shan fang zhe, you yi kou jing, zhe shi yu yong de jing, qi xuan wang he zhe ge, geng de nong a, na shou yi shen shua du qi zhi ben jing kou qu le, you guo lai ji ge bing ding:" kou ling!"" a, niang niang zui piao liang!! jin nian er shi, ming nian shi ba!"" zhua ta!! niang niang shuo le, gai shi qi!!" quan wei shang lai le, he shang yi duo jiao, jiao jia hei yun, pao hui qu le. lai dao le zi ji ying pan, an luo yun tou, da ta bu de wang hui zou, shi zhi gao qi yang a:" zhe yi ci ke liao bu de le, wo yi ge ren ba da qi guo ping le!" xiao bing kan ta dou leng:" ya? you hui lai le? zhen hui lai la. da shi?"" bing gao yuan shuai, wo hui lai le, jin tian wan shang wo zhe fa shu cheng gong le, ming tian ting hao xin er, gan jin bing bao yuan shuai, wo yao gen ta shuo zhe ge shi."" hao lie!!" xiao bing lai dao hou bian, gen zhe ge yuan shuai huang da li yi shuo zhe shi, huang yuan shuai a, dou shui le:" shen me shi a?"" gen nin shuo a, yuan shuai, fa shi hui lai le, shuo zhe ge lin zi cheng a, dou san man du qi le, ming tian da qi jiu mie le, ta zhe hui er xiang jian nin gen nin liao hui er"" gao su ta jin er shui jiao le, a? you shi ming er zai shuo ba, a. zhen cheng le zai shuo."" ei, hao lei." zhuan shen chu lai:" , da shuai shui le, nin ye xie zhe ba, you shi ming er zai shuo."" hao! ming tian ni men ting zhe, rang ni men yi ge ge a, bu gan qing shi wo!!" |
| zǒu lái zǒu qù, zǒu dào le bàn lù tú zhōng, qián biān duì wǔ bù zǒu le, shuō jùn mǎ yé, zán men bù néng zǒu le." a? zěn me la? wèi shí me bù néng zǒu a?"" yǒu rén jié dào, nín qiáo qiáo ba."" wǒ kàn kàn." liǎng páng biān de bīng dīng yàn bié chì shǎn kāi, wǎng qián yī cuī mǎ wú qǐ dìng jīng guān qiáo, duì miàn zhàn zhe yí gè sēng rén, zhè dà nǎo dài ya bǐ nà dēng lóng bù xiǎo, tǐng dà tǐng yuán. dà ěr duǒ, guà zhe dà jīn huán. yī liǎn de héng sī ròu, dǐ xià ne yǒu zhè me liǎng cùn duō de hú zǐ chá. zuì yào jǐn de shì zhè zhāng zuǐ yǔ zhòng bù tóng, dà zuǐ chā, yào méi yǒu zhè ěr duǒ dǎng zhe néng liě dào hòu nǎo sháo qù, xuè pén dà kǒu, shǒu lǐ biān ná zhe yī bǎ jiè dāo. xiōng qián pèi dài de zhè guà shù zhū, yí gè gè dōu gēn mán tou zhè me dà. wǎng zhè yī zhàn shì yī tuán de shā qì. wú qǐ yī qiáo:" zhè wèi shī fū, nín shì nǎ wèi ya? wǒ yǔ nín cóng lái bù rèn shi, wèi hé zǔ zhù wǒ de qù lù?"" mí tuó fú!!" wú qǐ xīn shuō zěn me yì sī? hái yǒu huà zuǒ liào ne?" nín shì"" nǐ shì wú qǐ ma?"" shì wǒ ya."" hā hā hā hā hā hā, nǐ bù rèn shi wǒ ya, jiāng hú shàng wǒ jiào xuè hú lú sēng!"" xuè hú lú sēng?"" éi? dǎo shì yǒu zhè me gè ěr wén, shuō yǒu yī wèi chū jiā rén mǎ shàng bù xià liǎo bù qǐ, ér qiě hái yǒu shén tōng." zhè rén shì bàn xiān zhī tǐ, dà hé shàng jiào xuè hú lú." ó nín shù wǒ yǎn zhuō, nín jiù shì gāo sēng xuè hú lú ma?"" bù cuò! zhèng shì pín sēng."" zhēn shì jiǔ yǎng a, zhǐ shì bù zhī dào nín wèi shí me jiào xuè hú lú ne?"" hā hā hā hā, wǒ yě bù zhī dào a. dāng chū wǒ xué yì de shí hòu, wǒ shī fū shuō nǐ jiào xuè hú lú, rì hòu nǐ jiù míng bái le, zhè bú dào jīn tiān wǒ yě méi míng bái ma? hā hā hā."" ó, shì, dà shī fū, lán zhù wǒ de qù lù yǒu shén me shì ma?"" hā hā hā, wú dà jiàng jūn nà, nǐ shì liǎo bù qǐ de néng rén ya, a? zhè yī cì nán dào shuō nǐ shì cóng lín zī chéng hùn chū lái de me?"" āi, dà shī fū, bù tí le, zhè gè shì a, wǒ yī shuō qǐ lái xīn dōu nán shòu."" nǐ béng shuō le, wǒ zhī dào, nǐ zhè shì dǎ suàn bēn chǔ guó ba?"" duì ya, dà shī fū, nín zěn me zhī dào?"" wǒ néng qiā huì suàn, qián zhī wǔ bǎi nián, hòu zhī wǔ bǎi zài, nǐ shì dǎ suàn tóu bèn chǔ chéng wáng, jiè bīng fù chóu, fǎn gōng dà qí, duì bú duì?"" éi ya, shī fū nín suàn de tài zhǔn la! éi ya, nín kàn wǒ zhè yī qù néng chéng gōng ma?"" , kàn ba. wǒ gū jì nǐ néng chéng gōng! wèi shí me ne? yào shì nǐ zì jǐ qù wèi bì, yǒu wǒ péi zhe nǐ zhè zhàng nǐ shì zhǔn yíng."" éi ya shī fū, wǒ zěn me xiè nín nǎ?!"" bié kè qi, hā hā hā, nǐ dài zhe gān liáng nà ma? pín sēng zài zhè děng nǐ děng le bàn gè duō yuè le, dù zhōng jī è."" yǒu! yǒu yǒu yǒu yǒu, gěi dà shī fū yù bèi chī de." yǒu rén gěi lā guò mǎ lái, suí jūn dài de yī xiē chī de gěi tā chī. yī biān zài mǎ shàng chī zhe dōng xī yī biān wǎng chǔ guó zǒu. zài lù shàng, xuè hú lú gào sù tā:" bié dān xīn, yī qiè dōu yǒu wǒ ne, zhǐ yào nǐ tīng wǒ de, bǎo zhèng nǐ dǎ yíng zhè chǎng zhàng. chóng fǎn dà qí, yǐ hòu dà qí de jiāng tǔ yǒu nǐ de," éi ya, gāo xīng huài le," wǒ shuō dà shī fū, nín suàn de zhè me zhǔn ma? zhè dà qí de jiāng tǔ zhēn yǒu wǒ?"" nǐ fàng xīn, hā, yǐ hòu a, zhè dà qí de shè jì dōu yǒu nǐ de, dà qí de jiāng shān yě shì nǐ de, yǒu zhāo yī rì nǐ qù shì le, nǐ de shī tǐ yě yào mái zài dà qí."" hǎo, wǒ jiè nín jí yán, jiè nín jí yán." yí lù lái zài le chǔ guó, fēn fù rén wǎng lǐ tōng chuán, shuō wú qǐ jìn jiàn. chǔ chéng wáng a, zhèng zài diàn shàng zuò zhe ne, sī? yī zuó mo a? wú qǐ lái le? tīng shuō tā shì qí guó de jùn mǎ ya? tā lái yǒu shén me shì ne? hé wén chén wǔ jiàng yī shāng liáng, nǐ men shuō zhè shì zěn me bàn ne? wén chén wǔ jiàng yī zuó mo:" wǒ gū jì tā lái ya, tóu xiáng zán men de miàn dà, bù guǎn zěn me shuō, ràng tā jìn lái, zán dāng diàn wèn yī wèn tā." chǔ wáng shuō:" kě yǐ." gōng fū bù dà, yóu dǎ dǐ xià shàng lái sā rén, tóu lǐ zǒu zhe de xuè hú lú sēng, hòu biān gēn zhe de wú qǐ liǎng kǒu zi. a zhè biān zhè gè shì líng huā jùn zhǔ, zhè biān zhè gè shì wú qǐ, lái dào le yín ān diàn shàng shì piāo piāo xià bài. liǎng wèi pū téng guì xià le. chǔ wáng gǎn jǐn kè qì kè qì:" kuài kuài qǐng qǐ kuài kuài qǐng qǐ, lái ya, cì xiù dūn." yǒu tài jiàn bān guò dèng zǐ lái, sā rén zuò hǎo le. chǔ wáng shuō:" sān wèi ya, jīn tiān lái dào wǒ men zhè, yǒu shén me shì ma?" méi shuō huà wú qǐ yǎn lèi xià lái le:" dài wáng qiān suì, wǒ qiú nín lái le, méi yǒu bié de, a? wǒ yǔ dà qí shì yì tiān èr dì chóu, sān jiāng sì hǎi hèn. cǐ shēng bù miè dà qí wǒ jiù bù huó zhe le." bǎ zì jǐ de jīng lì yī shuō, tā kě méi shuō zěn me gōu dā xià yíng chūn, zhè gè dōu méi tí, jiù shuō qí xuān wáng zěn me zěn me huài, wú yán niáng niáng zěn me zěn me hěn. bǎ zhè shì yī shuō, chǔ wáng yī zuó mo:" éi ya, wú jùn mǎ ya, zhè gè shì shì zhè yàng, , nín lái jiè bīng lái, àn shuō shì wǒ yīng gāi jiè gěi nín, zhì yú nín xǔ gěi wǒ dà qí de jiāng shān ne? xiǎo wáng wǒ bù gǎn xiǎng. bù guò huà shuō huí lái, wǒ yǔ tā men wú yuān wú chóu, yòu hé kuàng zhè wú yán niáng niáng jù shuō liǎo bù qǐ ya. tā yí ge rén tuì jǐ shí wàn dà bīng a, xiāng jiāng huì rì suǒ wǔ lóng, fù xiǎng ǒu sī qín, dōu shì rén jiā gàn de, lòu liǎn de shì tài duō le. zhè gè shì nǐ kàn kàn nǐ yào shì dào sòng guó hé lǔ guó qù wèn wèn kě bù kě yǐ ya? jù shuō tā men liǎng jiā hái zhān qīn qī, xiǎng dāng chū niáng niáng cǎi fèng shān, lì pái zhāo qīn, a? lǔ líng wáng liáng zhēn wáng, tā men shàng nà qù guò, qiú guò qīn. wǒ gū jì zhè guān xì hái bù cuò."" a, zhè gè dài wáng, nín shuō zhè gè wǒ zhī dào, tā men liǎng guó shì qù le, ràng rén gěi dǎ huí qù le. dǎ de cǎn zhe nǎ."" shì ya, nǐ zhè me qù jiè bīng bú shì tǐng hǎo ma?"" éi ya, dài wáng qiān suì, wǒ wèi shí me zhǎo dào chǔ guó ya? guān jiàn shì xuè hú lú sēng, dà fǎ shī suàn chū lái de. rì hòu a, qí guó de jiāng shān yǒu nín de yī fèn, ér qiě lái shuō, zhè yī zhàng shì zhǔn bǎo chéng gōng. dà shī fū, nín gēn dài wáng shuō shuō ba."" mí tuó fú!" hé shàng zhàn qǐ lái le, chǔ chéng wáng yī qiáo:" , zhè hé shàng yǒu yàng." zhàn zài zhè shì yī tuán de wēi fēng a." dà shī fū, nín néng suàn ma?"" hā hā hā hā hā hā, pín sēng wǒ tōng tiān chè dì, néng wén néng wǔ a. wǒ qiā zhǐ yī suàn a, qí guó de jiāng tǔ dà bù fèn shì nín de. qí guó de shè jì yě shì nín de, rì hòu nín jià bēng le, yě yào mái zài qí guó de tǔ dì shàng!" wú qǐ zhàn qǐ lái:" éi? zhè cí yí yàng a nǐ shuō wǒ yě zhè me shuō de."" nǐ béng guǎn le nǐ béng guǎn le, wǒ shì shén xiān nǐ zhī dào ma? dài wáng qiān suì, zhè yī zhàng shì zhǔn néng yíng a." chǔ wáng yī zuó mo:" yào shì yíng nà kě bù cuò." chǔ guó dì fāng bǐ jiào xiǎo, quán guó gē dào yí kuài, cóng zhè tóu zǒu dào nà tóu sān shí fēn zhōng. zǒng xiǎng kuò chōng jiāng tǔ, yào shì zhè me shuō, wǒ bǎ quán guó de jūn duì diào jí dào yì qǐ, a? ràng zhèi xiē gè dà jiàng men gēn zhe yí kuài qù dǎ zhàng qù." nín yǒu shí chéng shí de bǎ wò néng shèng ma?"" mí tuó fú!! méi wèn tí ya. yǒu wǒ xuè hú lú zài, nǐ jiù kàn rè nao ba. | |
| " chǔ wáng diǎn diǎn tóu:" hǎo, guǎ rén wǒ jiù xìn nǐ men yī cì, fā quán guó de rén mǎ gōng dǎ dà qí! guǎ rén wǒ yào kàn kàn rè nao. dào dǐ yǒu duō rè nào a?" xuè hú lú diǎn diǎn tóu:" yào duō rè nào yǒu duō rè nào."" hǎo, guǎ rén wǒ xìn nǐ men, zhù nǐ men chéng gōng. éi? dà shī ya, nǐ gěi guǎ rén suàn yī suàn, wèi shí me guǎ rén zhè gè yòu yǎn zhí tiào ya? ?"" nín béng xìn nà gè! nà dōu suàn rén, nǐ zhī dào ma? lái ya, wú jùn mǎ, zán men xiè yī xiè dài wáng qiān suì cì zán men bīng mǎ, cǐ yī qù, liǎng jūn zhèn qián shì rén rén fèn yǒng, gè gè zhēng xiān. yí dìng yào bǎ dà qí yī jǔ ná xià!" shuō de tǐng hǎo, xiào jūn chǎng diǎn bīng, dài lǐng zhe chǔ guó de rén mǎ, yào shā bēn dà qí, lín zǒu de shí hòu, chǔ guó de dà yuán shuài huáng dà lì gēn dài wáng shuō, shuō:" nín nǎ, zhè gè zhǐ yì chuán xià lái, wǒ men zuò wǔ jiàng de yào tīng, dàn shì nín a, wǎn fā bīng yī rì, wǒ yào ān pái yī xià, yǒu de bīng mǎ zǒu le, yǒu de bīng mǎ hái yào liú xià lái hù chéng bǎo jià de, lìng wài ne, wēi chén jiā zhōng yǒu xiē shì, wǒ dé huí qù ān pái yī xià." chǔ wáng diǎn diǎn tóu:" nǐ qù ba." huáng yuán shuài huí dào zì jǐ de jiā, zhè gè yuán shuài ya, sì shí lái suì, dà gè, ér qiě shuāng bǎng yī huǎng wú qióng de lì qì. huáng dà lì. huí dào jiā lái, yī jìn mén, zhèng qiáo jiàn zì jǐ zhè gōng zǐ, huáng xiǎo lì, yóu dǎ duì miàn guò lái le, xiǎo huǒ zǐ cháng dé piào liàng, yī zhāng xiǎo liǎn dàn, lán wāng wāng de, cuì lán cuì lán de, jiàn méi hǔ mù, bí zhí kǒu kuò, dà ěr cháo lún, wēi wēi de yǒu diǎn jú hóng sè de tóu fà. dǐng kuī guàn jiǎ shì zhào páo shù dài. yóu dǎ duì miàn zǒu guò lái le:" hái ér cān jiàn diē diē!"" bà le! hā hā hā hā hā hā, ér a, yuè fā de yīng zī sà shuǎng le, a? cǐ yī fān, liǎng jūn zhèn qián, wèi fù dài zhe nǐ jiàn yī xiàn shì miàn, zuò wǒ de mǎ qián xiān fēng, qù ba dào hòu táng jiàn yī jiàn nǐ de mǔ qīn, zán men fù zǐ, yào chū zhēng le."" shì!" hái zi wǎng hòu táng jiù zǒu, lái dào hòu táng yī qiáo a, zì jǐ de mǔ qīn gēn zhè zhèng bǎi nòng huā ní. huáng dà lì de fū rén ne jiù xǐ huān huā, shén me dōu bù ài, yì tiān dào wǎn de shén me mò jú ya, mǔ dān ya, gè zhǒng de huā, dōu shì quán guó gè dì tiāo lái de, xī yǒu de zhǒng zi, ā, yī pén yī pén bǎi nòng de tè bié hǎo, píng shí yě bù ài shuō huà, chú le hé ér zi yǒu huà shuō, zhè huí zhèng jiāo huā ní, ér zi dǎ wài biān jìn lái le:" niáng a." fàng xià jiāo huā zhè wǎn yī huí tóu:" yōu, ér a, jīn tiān chū qù liàn le ma?"" wǒ zhè bù gāng huí lái ma? wǒ gēn nín shuō diǎn shì, xiàn rú jīn ne, zán men hé qí guó zhǔn bèi jiāo fēng le, wǒ bà bà dài zhe wǒ liǎng jūn zhèn qián ràng wǒ zuò gè xiān fēng guān. wǒ gēn nín shuō yī shēng, wǒ men míng ér gè jiù zǒu le."" a? qù dǎ nǎ a?"" qù dǎ dà qí! tīng shuō dà qí guó yǒu yī wèi huáng niáng jiào zhōng lí wú yán liǎo bù qǐ, hái ér wǒ xiàn zài mǎn shēn de néng nài, liǎng jūn zhèn qián bù chū sān ge huí hé wǒ fēi bǎ tā shā liǎo bù kě!" lǎo tài tài shàng qián gēn shēn jìn bù lūn yuán le pā! zhè dà zuǐ bā dǎ de, dǎ de hái zi zhuǎn liǎ quān, yī huí tóu wǔ zhe liǎn:" dǎ de shì wǒ ya?" gěi dǎ měng le, zhè bā zhǎng gěi dǎ dào sān chā shén jīng shàng le, zài qiáo zhè wèi huáng fū rén yǎn lèi xià lái le," hái ér a, lái lái."" bù guò qù le, hái dǎ ya shì zěn me zhāo? shàng yǐn le? nín zhè jiě hèn bù xíng a, yǒu shén me shì nín shuō ya."" gēn wǒ jìn wū lái yǒu huà gào sù nǐ." yī shēn shǒu lā zhù zì jǐ de shào yé, lái dào nèi shì bǎ mén guān hǎo le, wǎng zhè yī zuò fū rén zhè yǎn lèi kě zhǐ bú zhù le, zhè tōng kū a. kū bà duō shí, cā le cā yǎn lèi:" hái zi, nǐ zhī dào niáng wèi shí me kū ma?"" nà shuí cāi de zhe a? a? nín kū le bàn tiān yī jù huà dōu méi shuō a. dào dǐ yīn wèi shí me a? nín shì dān xīn wǒ hái shì dān xīn wǒ fù qīn? hái shì shuō bù yuàn yì dǎ zhàng?"" hái zi ya, yī jù huà liǎng jù huà kě shuō bù qīng chǔ, wǒ jiù gào sù nǐ, liǎng jūn zhèn qián tǎng ruò shuō pèng dào le zhōng lí guó mǔ, méi yǒu bié de, bù yǔn xǔ nǐ shāng hài tā yī gēn tóu fà, tǎng ruò shuō nǐ diào le tā yī gēn tóu fà, nǐ huí lái wèi niáng wǒ jiù sǐ."" éi, niáng a, zhè shì yīn wèi shí me?"" nǐ béng guǎn le, zhèi xiē gè huà xiàn rú jīn shì shuō bù qīng chǔ le, nǐ jì zhù zhè jù huà jiù xíng le, bù xū nǐ shāng hài zhōng lí guó mǔ!"" shì! wǒ tīng nín de!" zhè hái zi cóng xiǎo jiù tīng huà, gēn zhè cí bié le mǔ qīn chū lái, suí zhe zì jǐ de fù qīn shì gǎn bēn dà qí. dà duì rén mǎ yī chū zhēng a, nà kě liǎo bù dé a, nín xiǎng a, rén shàng yī wàn shì wú biān wú yán. zhè chāo qǐ lái shì hǎo jǐ shí wàn rén mǎ yā yā chá chá shì wū yáng wū yáng de. dà duì rén mǎ zài jǐn qián biān tóu yí gè jiù shì zhè wèi xuè hú lú sēng, páng biān ne shì jùn mǎ, zhè wèi wú qǐ dà jiàng jūn. zhè biān jiù shì huáng shì fù zǐ, qí zài mǎ shàng yī ge gè jīng shén shí zú a, zhè yì sī yí dào le dà qí liǎng jūn zhèn qián, jiāo fēng duì lěi, yī xià zǐ jiù néng bǎ zhè zhōng lí wú yán nà jiù néng gěi shā le. yí lù shàng xíng zǒu de shí hòu, xuè hú lú sēng a, bú zhù de dǎ qì:" nǐ men a fàng xīn, wǒ shì cóng sān suì kāi shǐ liàn, zhēn zhèng de tóng zǐ gōng a. a? wǒ méi yǒu bú huì de, shén me dāo qiāng jiàn jǐ fǔ yuè gōu chā tāng gùn shuò bàng biān jiǎn chuí zhuā guǎi zǐ liú xīng, shén me dài jiān de dài cì de dài léng de dài rèn de dài róng shéng de dài suǒ liàn de dài dào chǐ gōu dài é méi cì de, zhèi xiē gè wǒ dōu liàn guò! ér qiě wǒ shì bàn xiān zhī tǐ a, wǒ yī duò jiǎo wǒ jiù néng fēi qǐ lái, a? yí gè gēn tou shí wàn bā qiān lǐ, wǒ hái huì qī shí èr biàn" shuō de tǐng rè nào:" wǒ shén me dōu huì, yǒu wǒ zài nǐ men fàng xīn ba, dà qí guó zhè cì jiù suàn shì wán le." shuō de jiǎn dān zhè yì tiān lái dào le lín zī chéng yǐ wài, dà bīng yā jìng, qí guó zǎo jiù de zháo xiāo xī le, niáng niáng yī tīng shuō zěn me zhāo? yǒu rén lái fá qí le? shuí ya? yī sǎo tīng: wú qǐ! chǔ guó jiè bīng, bǎ niáng niáng qì dé: wàng ēn fù yì, wú chǐ de xiǎo rén! tā lái le ráo bù liǎo tā!" lái ya! tái guò wǒ de dāo lái! bèi guò wǒ de hàn hǎi qí lín!" niáng niáng zhěng kuī guàn jiǎ zhèng shēn de pī guà," yě bù yòng duō, dài shàng wǒ ér dōng lǔ wáng xuē kūn, diǎn jīng bīng yī qiān, suí āi jiā wǒ chū chéng yíng dí!" kāi kāi chéng mén fàng xià diào qiáo, rén kě jiù chū lái le, lái dào zhè bǎ rén pái hǎo le yī qiáo duì guò, yā yā chá chá zhè duì wǔ kàn bú jiàn biān. yǐng yǐng chuò chuò kàn duì wǔ qián biān zhàn zhe yī dà hé shàng, zī yá liě zuǐ, niáng niáng zuò zài hàn hǎi qí lín shàng yī zhuāi zhè jiāng shéng, bǎ zhè dāo yī dǒu léng, huā lèng lèng!! dāo shàng yǒu jīn huán, jīn huán pèng jīn huán, huán huán rù ěr, dǎ dào ěr duǒ lǐ biān wēng zuò dào hàn hǎi qí lín shàng ná shǒu yī zhǐ:" dāi! chǔ guó bīng jiāng nǐ men mǎ qián shòu sǐ!!!" chǔ guó de bīng jiāng shì miàn miàn xiāng guān nǎ, dōu kàn zhe xuè hú lú sēng, xīn shuō:" dào dì r le, nín gěi wǒ men dǎ qì dǎ le yī dào ér le. zhōng yú liǎng jūn duì lěi le." huáng yuán shuài zuò zài mǎ shàng yī gǒng shǒu:" gāo sēng, dà shī fū, nín kàn zěn me bàn ne?"" hā hā hā hā hā hā, xiū de dān jīng shǎo yào hài pà, èr děng bù bì jīng huāng, zhǎng tā rén de zhì qì miè zì jǐ de wēi fēng. bù jiù shì yí gè chǒu guǐ ma? yǒu shén me kě pà de? lái, tīng mǒu jiàng lǐng: xiān tuì bīng! | |
| bīng tuì èr bǎi lǐ." yuán shuài nà mèn a:" zhè shì shén me dào lǐ ne?"" nǐ tīng wǒ de méi cuò. xiān tuì èr bǎi lǐ wǒ huǎn huǎn zài shuō" yī huī shǒu, huā qián duì gǎi hòu duì, rén rén niǔ guò liǎn qù, dà duì rén mǎ wǎng xià jiù bài, niáng niáng zuò zài hàn hǎi qí lín shàng xià le yī tiào:" ya? dǎ zhàng dǎ duō le, dōu shì liǎng jūn zhèn qián nǐ kàn wǒ wǒ kàn nǐ wù yī xià zǐ wǎng shàng lái ya, tā men zěn me wù yī xià wǎng hòu qù le? cuò le? zhǎo cuò dào ér le? bú shì dǎ dà qí, dǎ bié de guó jiā." yòu yī zuó mo bù kě néng, zhè chǔ guó rén shì chī bǎo le chēng de zhè shì? tàn mǎ lán qí bào dé méi cuò ya, a? míng míng shì wú qǐ jiè bīng tā men dǎo fǎn dà qí. zěn me huì bù dǎ le ne?" bù xíng, wǒ dé zhuī shàng qián wèn wèn. ná zhè gè dāo zuàn a, zài zhè gè hàn hǎi qí lín kuà shàng pā! dǎ le zhè me yī xià, hàn hǎi qí lín zhī dào zhè shì zhǔ rén gào sù zì jǐ: kuài diǎn pǎo, wǎng qián shì lián cuān dài bèng, gēn fēi shì de, chǔ guó de bīng jiāng pǎo zhe pǎo zhe yī huí tóu:" éi ya! zhuī lái le!!" huā!!! pǎo de zhè kuài ya, lái de shí hòu dōu méi zhè me kuài. huí qù zhè kuài ya, qián duì gǎi hòu duì, nà me zuì hòu yí gè bīng ne jiù gǎi chéng tóu yī pái de le, nà me lái de shí hòu tóu yī pái ne shì xuè hú lú sēng, tā gǎi le zuì hòu yī pái le. tā xiǎng wǎng qián lái yě bù nà me yì, tóu lǐ hǎo jǐ wàn rén ne nǐ jiù shuō bǎ dà huǒ bù lā kāi le yě de yǒu huì gōng fū, ér qiě zhè yī luàn gù bù guò lái le. jiǎo dǐ xià zhè yī luàn, yǒu shuāi dǎo de yǒu mǎ tuǐ zhé le de, luàn zuò yī tuán. niáng niáng cuī qí lín dào le qiè jìn, yī shēn shǒu, pēng! jiù bǎ xuè hú lú sēng hòu bó gěng zi zhè sēng páo zhuā zhù le. hú lú sēng yī huí tóu:" mí tuó shòu bù liǎo de fú!" niáng niáng xīn shuō:" wǒ tīng shuō le, jiù shì nǐ, xuè hú lú sēng, sǒng yǒng wú qǐ jiè bīng, a? bīng fá dà qí, nǐ hǎo bù liǎo!" niáng niáng nà pí qì nín zhī dào, lún yuán zhè gē bó, gē bó yě zhǎng pā!!! jiù zhè dà bā zhǎng dǎ de, liǎ yǎn dāng shí jiù fēng shàng le. jǐn gēn zhe zhè xuè huā jiù xià lái le, wǎng xià yī rēng tā:" gǔn!" niáng niáng zhàn zài yuán dì bù dòng, kàn zhe chǔ guó de bīng jiāng fēn fēn hòu tuì, xuè hú lú zài dì shàng huǎn le bàn tiān cái zhàn qǐ lái, cā le cā yǎn: dōu zhēng bù kāi le, ná xuè bǎ yǎn jīng dōu mí zhù le. ná shǒu yī zhǐ niáng niáng:" hòu huì yǒu qī!" mài tuǐ jiù pǎo, niáng niáng zuò zài qí lín shàng tàn kǒu qì:" āi, nǐ tú shén me xǔ de? zhè bú shì chī cuò le yào le ma? a?" zì jǐ de bīng dīng yě zhuī shàng lái bǎ shǒu zhōng de bīng rèn yī héng:" bié zhuī le, yóu tā men qù!!" yī zhuǎn shēn, dōu guò hàn hǎi qí lín, dà qí de bīng dīng zhuǎn huí lín zī chéng. chǔ guó de bīng a dào tuì le sān bǎi duō lǐ, zhā zhù yíng pán, dà huǒ dé xiē huì a, yuán shuài yě lèi huài le, xīn shuō zhè dǎ zhàng tú shén me xǔ de? yī zhàng méi dǎ ràng rén zhuī chū hǎo jǐ bǎi lǐ dì qù. xiē huì ba, fān shēn xià mǎ, mǎ shuān zài liǔ shù shàng, wǎng zhè yī zuò, zài qiáo wú qǐ, tǎng zài dì shàng, bǎ shēn shàng de kuī jiǎ dōu jiě kāi le, pǎo rè le, yī tòng de chuǎn. dà huǒ xiē gòu le:" dà shī ne? gāo sēng nǎ qù le?" yǒu bīng dīng shuō:" wǒ qiáo jiàn le, pǎo de shí hòu huí le yī xià tou, nà chǒu niáng niáng zhèng dǎ zán men dà shī ne. zuǐ ba zi gēn bú yào qián shì de, dǎ de tǐng cǎn. éi? huí lái le." zài qiáo yuǎn chù lī le wāi xié huí lái le, liǎn yě zhǒng le, nǎo dài shàng dōu shì xuè, yuán shuài diǎn diǎn tóu:" , lái zhě shì xuè hú lú ma?" | |
| " mí tuó fú! pín sēng qiā zhǐ yī suàn"" nǐ bì zuǐ! dǎo méi dào nǐ shēn shàng le!! nǐ zěn me huí shì a? liǎng jūn zhèn qián hái méi dǎ ne, nǐ zhè nào zhe tuì bīng, dào dǐ yīn wèi shí me ya? wǒ dào xiàn zài wǒ cái míng bái, wǒ shì yuán shuài gàn ma tīng nǐ de ya? ?"" bú shì, wǒ zhè bú shì néng qiā huì suàn ma? wǒ yī suàn, nǐ kàn a, zán men zhǔ dòng tuì bīng, hái ràng rén jiā zhuī chéng zhè yàng le, zhè yào yíng shǎng qù zán men zǎo wáng guó le zhī dào me?"" nǐ yào zǎo míng bái zhè gè nǐ cuān duō wǒ men dǎ zhàng gàn shén me ya?! a?!"" bú shì, nǐ bié zháo jí, zhī dào ma, bīng bù yàn zhà!"" zhà sǐ nǐ dōu bù duō!! zhī dào ma?!!"" bú shì, nǐ bié zháo jí. wǒ hǎo dǎi yě shì shén xiān, gěi shén xiān liú diǎn miàn zi"" wǒ cuì nǐ wǒ gào sù nǐ ba a! zài tí zhè gè? xíng le xíng le xíng le, bié fèi huà le. xiān xiē zhe ba." mì sōng lín ān yíng zhā zhài, gēn zhè dà huǒ huǎn zhe. nǐ shuō dài zhe bīng chū lái, yī zhàng méi jiàn dà bài ér guī, huí guó qù jiàn chǔ wáng yě méi fǎ shuō, huáng jiā yé ér liǎ āi shēng tàn qì, wú qǐ shì xīn lǐ zháo jí: zhè shì jiè de bīng a, yào shì běn guó de bīng zěn me dōu hǎo shuō, wǒ jiè de bīng a:" wǒ huí qù zěn me gēn rén jiāo dài? wǒ yào shì bù cí ér bié kě jiù huài le, wǒ gēn tā men yě zuò le chóu le, zhè zhàng hái dé dǎ. bù guāng dǎ, hái bì xū yào shèng, bù shèng dōu bù xíng." dī tóu wú yǔ zuó mo zì jǐ de. xuè hú lú sēng ne? zhè jǐ tiān měi tiān yòng xīn xiū liàn, wǎn shàng bù shuì jiào, měi tiān wǎn shàng tà gāng bù zǒu, chōng zhe yuè liàng:" hā hū hā hū" xún luó de bīng dīng qiáo zhe tā:" hēng, méi xīu méi sào de, hēng." tā yě bù wǎng xīn li qù, yì diǎn shì dōu méi yǒu. yuán shuài guò le wǔ liù tiān bǎ tā xiǎng qǐ lái le:" éi? nà dà shī nǎ qù le? wǒ hǎo jǐ tiān méi kàn jiàn tā le, bié ràng tā zǒu le a? tā bù néng zǒu, huí guó dé dài zhe tā zǒu a gēn dài wáng qiān suì zěn me shuō a zhè shì" bīng shuō:" tā bù zǒu, tā wǎng nǎ zǒu? tā yì tiān nǐ zhī dào tā chī duō shǎo fàn? tā cóng zhè zǒu le jiù dé è sǐ zhī dào ma nín fàng xīn"" xíng xíng xíng xíng." děng zhe ba, xiū yǎng le shí tiān zuǒ yòu, bīng dīng men yě huī fù yuán qì le. zhè yì tiān, zhàng péng lǐ biān, huáng yuán shuài nǎ, duān zhe chá bēi, zhèng hē chá ne, yī biān hē chá yī biān zuó mo zhè gè shì, wú qǐ cuān téng zì jǐ dǎ qù, kě shì zì jǐ de yì sī ne? dǎ suàn tuì bīng huí qù:" wǒ yào shì huí qù de huà, wǒ gēn dài wáng zěn me shuō zhè gè shì" zhèng zuó mo ne, duān zhe chá bēi, tīng zhe mén kǒu:" mí tuó fú!!" yuán shuài diǎn diǎn tóu:" máng zhe ne! bié jìn lái a!! bié jìn lái a!!" mén lián qǐ chù, xuè hú lú bǎ nǎo dài tàn jìn lái le:" jiù zhàn yī huì ér gōng fū"" nǐ yào shuō nǐ shì shén xiān nǐ xìn ma?"" shāng liáng shāng liáng shāng liáng"" jìn lái jìn lái!!"" éi éi éi xīn kǔ jǐ wèi xīn kǔ xīn kǔ" yuán shuài qiáo qiáo tā:" nǐ yǒu shì a?"" éi, hēi, wǒ qiā zhǐ yī suàn nǎ"" chū qù chū qù! chū qù!!"" wǒ hái méi shuō wán ne"" bié fèi huà! nǐ zài shuō zhè gè nǐ jiù chū qù!"" bù shì bú shì, zán men mǎ shàng jiù yào dǎ shèng zhàng le!"" āi, nǐ zhè liǎng tiān shì méi shǎo chī dōng xī a, chēng de nǐ shì hú shuō bā dào a. a? shuō shuō ba, zěn me dǎ shèng zhàng a?" zhè hē zhe chá, xié yǎn kàn zhe tā," hā, yuán shuài, lín zī chéng zhǐ rì kě pò! ér qiě dà qí guó quán guó de jūn chén yí gè yě liú bù xià! ràng tā men quán sǐ!!"" shì a? hǎo zhù nǐ chéng gōng"" bú shì, yuán shuài, nín bié zhè yàng, nín dé gǔ lì gǔ lì wǒ wǒ yán chū bì xíng, wǒ zhǔn ràng tā men dōu sǐ"" a, kàn ba, a"" yuán shuài, nǐ yě bié zhè yàng, wǒ zhī dào nǐ hèn wǒ, tóu yī zhàng shì wǒ méi zuó mo tòu, zhè huí zhǔn yíng. | |
| wǒ xiǎng yī bàn fǎ, wǒ shì shén xiān nǎ, bàn yè lǐ wǒ jià zhe yún cǎi wǒ yè rù lín zī chéng, wǒ xiǎng yī zhǔ yì, wǒ gěi tā men xià dú! wú lùn shì hé, wú lùn shì jǐng, wú lùn shì xī, zhǐ yào zhān shuǐ, wǒ yī zuò fǎ, quán shì dú, tā men yī hē zhè dú shuǐ shì bì sǐ wú yí!! lín zī chéng lián yí gè hào zǐ dōu shèng bù xià, quán de sǐ!"" éi, nǐ zěn me néng dān bǎo nǐ zhè fǎ shù néng líng ne?"" wǒ shì yàn guò!"" nǐ zài nǎ shì yàn guò?"" zán de yíng pán!"" pū!!!!!! kǔn shàng tā!!! kǔn shàng tā!!!!!" huáng xiǎo lì guò lái mǒ jiān tóu lǒng èr bì kǔn zhù le:" nǐ bié zǒu a!! nǐ bié zǒu!! wǒ jué de yǒu diǎn dǔ zi téng. nǐ zhōng yú shuō yī huí shí huà, a? yǒu jiě yào ma?"" bù bù, wǒ méi zài nín zhè hē de shuǐ lǐ, wǒ zài bīng dīng hē de nà shuǐ lǐ"" zhè bù quē le dé le ma?! zán men de bīng dīng zěn me bàn?"" zán men zhè yào qīng, yào qīng, hā, huǎn gè shí tiān bā tiān jiù chéng le, a méi shì, tā men zhè yī líng le ne, wǒ mǎ shàng yè rù lín zī chéng"" nǐ jīn tiān yè lǐ jiù qù! chéng yǔ bù chéng dū shì hǎo shì!!! zhī dào ma? a?"" bú shì yuán shuài, nín zhè shì shén me yì sī"" shén me yì sī? nǐ yào chéng le zán men jiù dé shèng ér guī, nǐ yào bù chéng, nǐ sǐ tā men nà wǒ yě tòng kuài tòng kuài zhī dào ma? a? lǎo xuè, zhǔn bèi zhǔn bèi qù ba, a?"" mí tuó"" chū qù chū qù, chū qù!!!" shén xiān yě fēn sān liù jiǔ děng, zhè gè shén xiān jiù shǔ yú xīn kuān de, huàn èr yí ge rén, huàn wǒ, wǒ jiù shòu bù liǎo zhè gè, a, zhè shén xiān méi shì, yóu dǎ zhè chū lái, wǎn shàng bǎo cān zhàn fàn, wèi shí me ya? wǎn shàng yǒu zhòng dà de tǐ lì huó dòng. ā, gāo sēng zhè tōng chī a, shuǎi kāi sāi bāng zǐ, liāo qǐ hòu cáo yá, fàn cài xiàng cháng jiāng liú shuǐ shì fēng juǎn cán yún, lǐ biān xiǎo cāng kù dǎ kāi le, yào shi nǐng kāi le jiù gēn dào tǔ xiāng zi lǐ shì de, kuāng kuāng kuāng kuāng, bīng dīng men kàn zhe:" , hǎo, bǎo sǐ guǐ zhè shì. hǎo, chī ba." dōu chī wán le, àn shí jiān shuō, yè lǐ biān shí èr diǎn, hé shàng zhàn qǐ lái, jǐn le jǐn shēn shàng de yī fú, xiù kǒu kù tuǐ dōu nòng hǎo le, chōng zhe gēn qián de jǐ gè bīng dīng huī le huī shǒu:" pín sēng yào qù la."" , hǎo, qù ba qù ba, míng nián, míng nián jīn tiān wǒ men gěi nín shāo xiāng zhù nín chéng gōng." hé shàng yī duò jiǎo, téng! jiǎo dǐ xià yī tuán hēi yún, wū dāng shí jiù qǐ lái le, bīng dīng men hǎn tā:" dà shī!! xià lái!! zhè shì zhàng péng!!! xià lái!! wài biān!! wài biān!! wài biān fēi qù!!"" ó? shì a? zhè gè pín sēng dǎo shì lǎ hé le." liāo sēng páo chū lái, yī duò jiǎo, téng!! yī tuán hēi yún bǎ tā tuō qǐ lái, shì zhí bèn lín zī chéng fāng xiàng shì wū xià qù le. xiǎo bīng men gǔ zhǎng:" tài hǎo le, a? nǐ kàn kàn rén jiā hái huì fēi. nǐ qiáo jiàn méi? yī zhí wǎng qián zǒu, bēn lín zī chéng qù le, kàn zhe ba, kàn tā jīn tiān wǎn shàng zuò fǎ shī dú zěn me yàng." bàn xuán kōng, zhè wèi dà fǎ shī: xuè hú lú cǎi zhe yún cǎi, ná yǎn qiáo zhe, yuǎn chù dēng guāng míng liàng, nà jiù shì lín zī chéng:" kuài dào le, jīn tiān zhè yī zhàng wǒ shì yí dìng yào chéng gōng a! a? nǐ men shuí yě xiǎng bú dào jīn tiān wǎn shàng wǒ yī zuò fǎ, nǐ men quán chéng de jūn mín jiù suàn shì wán le." gāo xìng, yǎn qián jiù dào le lín zī lēi le, zhè jiù shì chéng le, àn luò yún tóu wū bàng!!! zhuàng dào chéng qiáng shàng le, pā!! shuāi xià lái le, bǎ shén xiān shuāi dé gòu qiāng, huǎn le yǒu bàn xiǎo shí zhàn qǐ lái:" ā, gāo dù jì suàn cuò le."" éi ya, dào le a, zhè jiù shì lín zī chéng." gēn qián jiù shì hù chéng hé, zhè xiān shì shì ba, yī shēn shǒu huā shùn zhe zhǎng xīn wǎng wài mào hēi qì, zhěng gè hù chéng hé de shuǐ mǎ shàng jiù biàn yán sè. zì gě ér lè:" hēng! tài líng le! hēng hēng!" gāo xìng, zhèng nòng zhe ne, chéng tóu shàng yǒu bīng dīng hǎn:" kǒu lìng!!" zěn me ne? qiáo dǐ xià yǒu rén, kàn kàn shì bú shì zì jǐ rén:" kǒu lìng!" hé shàng duō líng a:" qí xuān wáng wàn suì!"" zì jǐ rén! , zì jǐ rén." zhè tiáo hé tǐng kuān tǐng shēn, dé nòng bàn tiān, nòng le liǎ duō xiǎo shí, hé shàng shuàn shuàn shǒu:" éi ya, míng tiān yī hē zhè shuǐ zhè jiù suàn shì xíng la. éi, chéng lǐ wǒ yě de qù." chéng lǐ biān yǒu shuǐ jǐng, yóu qí huáng gōng lǐ biān de, tā bù hē wài biān de," duì!" gǎn jǐn niàn zhòu, jiǎo dǐ xià yī tuán hēi yún tuō qǐ lái wū yuè guò chéng qiáng, lái dào le lín zī chéng huáng gōng yǐ nèi, zuǒ yòu qiáo le qiáo, zhè yǒu yī kǒu bā bǎo liú lí jǐng, hé shàng lái dào qiě jìn, qiā jué niàn zhòu yī shēn shǒu shuā shùn zhe zhǎng xīn wǎng wài pēn hēi qì, shuā guò lái jǐ gè xún yè de yù lín jūn:" kǒu lìng!!"" hā, niáng niáng zuì piào liàng!!"" ? hǎo zì jǐ rén!" shuā, dǎ zhè yuàn chū lái, zhè yuàn hái yǒu nǎ, shuā èr shí duō kǒu shuǐ jǐng quán dōu pēn shàng dú le. yóu qí yù shàn fáng zhè, yǒu yī kǒu jǐng, zhè shì yù yòng de jǐng, qí xuān wáng hē zhè gè, gèng dé nòng a, ná shǒu yī shēn shuā dú qì zhí bèn jǐng kǒu qù le, yòu guò lái jǐ gè bīng dīng:" kǒu lìng!"" a, niáng niáng zuì piào liàng!! jīn nián èr shí, míng nián shí bā!"" zhuā tā!! niáng niáng shuō le, gǎi shí qī!!" quán wéi shàng lái le, hé shàng yī duò jiǎo, jiǎo jià hēi yún, pǎo huí qù le. lái dào le zì jǐ yíng pán, àn luò yún tóu, dà tà bù de wǎng huí zǒu, shì zhǐ gāo qì yáng a:" zhè yī cì kě liǎo bù dé le, wǒ yí ge rén bǎ dà qí guó píng le!" xiǎo bīng kàn tā dōu lèng:" ya? yòu huí lái le? zhēn huí lái la. dà shī?"" bǐng gào yuán shuài, wǒ huí lái le, jīn tiān wǎn shàng wǒ zhè fǎ shù chéng gōng le, míng tiān tīng hǎo xìn ér, gǎn jǐn bǐng bào yuán shuài, wǒ yào gēn tā shuō zhè gè shì."" hǎo liě!!" xiǎo bīng lái dào hòu biān, gēn zhè gè yuán shuài huáng dà lì yī shuō zhè shì, huáng yuán shuài a, dōu shuì le:" shén me shì a?"" gēn nín shuō a, yuán shuài, fǎ shī huí lái le, shuō zhè gè lín zī chéng a, dōu sàn mǎn dú qì le, míng tiān dà qí jiù miè le, tā zhè huì ér xiāng jiàn nín gēn nín liáo huí ér"" gào sù tā jīn ér shuì jiào le, a? yǒu shì míng ér zài shuō ba, a. zhēn chéng le zài shuō."" éi, hǎo lēi." zhuǎn shēn chū lái:" , dà shuài shuì le, nín yě xiē zhe ba, yǒu shì míng ér zài shuō."" hǎo! míng tiān nǐ men tīng zhe, ràng nǐ men yí gè gè a, bù gǎn qīng shì wǒ!!" |
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