zi yuan qi shuo

Song 自圆其说
Artist 马三立
Album 相声大师 马三立

Lyrics

[00:02.76] 俩亲家母啊,这俩说话
[00:06.83] 什么叫亲家母,懂不懂啊
[00:09.13] 亲家母就是这老太太的儿子跟那老太太的闺女结婚
[00:14.25] 这是亲家,这是亲家母,亲家
[00:17.57] 初次见面,俩人得亲热亲热,就是说说话
[00:21.07] 好,说着,说着说着
[00:23.40] 这老婆一歪身,"噗~",放一屁
[00:31.78] 头一回见面啊,来一这
[00:35.73] 当时自己也害臊啊
[00:38.30] 那个听见了
[00:40.00] 嗯? 什么响
[00:43.96] 还问她,这,不..不敢说啊
[00:47.41] 哎,蛤蟆叫
[00:51.23] 蛤蟆叫,哦,怎么臭味啊,蛤蟆叫怎么臭啊
[01:01.06] 哎,死蛤蟆
[01:04.57] 哦,死蛤蟆怎么还叫唤啊
[01:08.57] 叫唤完了就死啦

Pinyin

[00:02.76] liǎ qìng jiā mǔ a, zhè liǎ shuō huà
[00:06.83] shén me jiào qìng jiā mǔ, dǒng bù dǒng a
[00:09.13] qìng jiā mǔ jiù shì zhè lǎo tài tài de ér zi gēn nà lǎo tài tài de guī nǚ jié hūn
[00:14.25] zhè shì qìng jia, zhè shì qìng jiā mǔ, qìng jia
[00:17.57] chū cì jiàn miàn, liǎ rén dé qīn rè qīn rè, jiù shì shuō shuō huà
[00:21.07] hǎo, shuō zhe, shuō zhe shuō zhe
[00:23.40] zhè lǎo pó yī wāi shēn," pū", fàng yī pì
[00:31.78] tóu yī huí jiàn miàn a, lái yī zhè
[00:35.73] dāng shí zì jǐ yě hài sào a
[00:38.30] nà gè tīng jiàn le
[00:40.00] ? shén me xiǎng
[00:43.96] hái wèn tā, zhè, bù.. bù gǎn shuō a
[00:47.41] āi, há má jiào
[00:51.23] há má jiào, ó, zěn me chòu wèi a, há má jiào zěn me chòu a
[01:01.06] āi, sǐ há má
[01:04.57] ó, sǐ há má zěn me hái jiào huàn a
[01:08.57] jiào huàn wán le jiù sǐ la