[00:02.76] | 俩亲家母啊,这俩说话 |
[00:06.83] | 什么叫亲家母,懂不懂啊 |
[00:09.13] | 亲家母就是这老太太的儿子跟那老太太的闺女结婚 |
[00:14.25] | 这是亲家,这是亲家母,亲家 |
[00:17.57] | 初次见面,俩人得亲热亲热,就是说说话 |
[00:21.07] | 好,说着,说着说着 |
[00:23.40] | 这老婆一歪身,"噗~",放一屁 |
[00:31.78] | 头一回见面啊,来一这 |
[00:35.73] | 当时自己也害臊啊 |
[00:38.30] | 那个听见了 |
[00:40.00] | 嗯? 什么响 |
[00:43.96] | 还问她,这,不..不敢说啊 |
[00:47.41] | 哎,蛤蟆叫 |
[00:51.23] | 蛤蟆叫,哦,怎么臭味啊,蛤蟆叫怎么臭啊 |
[01:01.06] | 哎,死蛤蟆 |
[01:04.57] | 哦,死蛤蟆怎么还叫唤啊 |
[01:08.57] | 叫唤完了就死啦 |
[00:02.76] | lia qing jia mu a, zhe lia shuo hua |
[00:06.83] | shen me jiao qing jia mu, dong bu dong a |
[00:09.13] | qing jia mu jiu shi zhe lao tai tai de er zi gen na lao tai tai de gui nv jie hun |
[00:14.25] | zhe shi qing jia, zhe shi qing jia mu, qing jia |
[00:17.57] | chu ci jian mian, lia ren de qin re qin re, jiu shi shuo shuo hua |
[00:21.07] | hao, shuo zhe, shuo zhe shuo zhe |
[00:23.40] | zhe lao po yi wai shen," pu", fang yi pi |
[00:31.78] | tou yi hui jian mian a, lai yi zhe |
[00:35.73] | dang shi zi ji ye hai sao a |
[00:38.30] | na ge ting jian le |
[00:40.00] | ? shen me xiang |
[00:43.96] | hai wen ta, zhe, bu.. bu gan shuo a |
[00:47.41] | ai, ha ma jiao |
[00:51.23] | ha ma jiao, o, zen me chou wei a, ha ma jiao zen me chou a |
[01:01.06] | ai, si ha ma |
[01:04.57] | o, si ha ma zen me hai jiao huan a |
[01:08.57] | jiao huan wan le jiu si la |
[00:02.76] | liǎ qìng jiā mǔ a, zhè liǎ shuō huà |
[00:06.83] | shén me jiào qìng jiā mǔ, dǒng bù dǒng a |
[00:09.13] | qìng jiā mǔ jiù shì zhè lǎo tài tài de ér zi gēn nà lǎo tài tài de guī nǚ jié hūn |
[00:14.25] | zhè shì qìng jia, zhè shì qìng jiā mǔ, qìng jia |
[00:17.57] | chū cì jiàn miàn, liǎ rén dé qīn rè qīn rè, jiù shì shuō shuō huà |
[00:21.07] | hǎo, shuō zhe, shuō zhe shuō zhe |
[00:23.40] | zhè lǎo pó yī wāi shēn," pū", fàng yī pì |
[00:31.78] | tóu yī huí jiàn miàn a, lái yī zhè |
[00:35.73] | dāng shí zì jǐ yě hài sào a |
[00:38.30] | nà gè tīng jiàn le |
[00:40.00] | ? shén me xiǎng |
[00:43.96] | hái wèn tā, zhè, bù.. bù gǎn shuō a |
[00:47.41] | āi, há má jiào |
[00:51.23] | há má jiào, ó, zěn me chòu wèi a, há má jiào zěn me chòu a |
[01:01.06] | āi, sǐ há má |
[01:04.57] | ó, sǐ há má zěn me hái jiào huàn a |
[01:08.57] | jiào huàn wán le jiù sǐ la |