| [00:01.97] | 有一个工厂啊！ |
| [00:05.64] | 什么工厂？ |
| [00:07.81] | 我可说不清 |
| [00:09.98] | 不知道什么工厂 |
| [00:11.79] | 不大不小的 |
| [00:13.41] | 有一千多人吧！ |
| [00:16.18] | 这个工厂在二楼啊 |
| [00:20.00] | 有这么个会议厅 |
| [00:23.02] | 小会议室 |
| [00:24.67] | 这会议室里头有仨人儿在这儿研究事儿 |
| [00:27.85] | 开会，都谁呢？ |
| [00:30.36] | 副厂长、办公室主任 |
| [00:34.30] | 还有一个呢？是什么呢？ |
| [00:38.18] | 是这个管点事的，总务科 |
| [00:43.93] | 总务科的科长 |
| [00:46.40] | 这仨人儿坐这儿 |
| [00:48.59] | 开个小会儿 |
| [00:49.55] | 研究事儿 |
| [00:50.21] | 研究什么么 |
| [00:51.01] | 年终啊，年底了 |
| [00:53.75] | 得写这个总结了 |
| [00:56.51] | 往公司里报 |
| [00:58.12] | 公司再往局里报，往上报啊！ |
| [01:00.64] | 咱们厂情况 |
| [01:02.31] | 生产呐，怎么样啊？ |
| [01:04.83] | 得写总结了，年终总结了 |
| [01:07.90] | 仨人坐这儿。 |
| [01:11.12] | 喝水喝着呢 |
| [01:13.66] | 副厂长跟这个主任坐好了 |
| [01:20.34] | 这个呢，总务科科长呢？ |
| [01:22.81] | 搬个椅子坐这儿了! |
| [01:24.98] | 这个，咱还叫会计...... |
| [01:29.25] | 先等会儿，先等会儿 |
| [01:30.61] | 咱先打个底儿，刚坐那儿 |
| [01:35.52] | 拉门儿又进来一个！ |
| [01:38.40] | 这屋就仨人，又进来一个 |
| [01:40.33] | 本来想叫会计，还没等叫呢 |
| [01:43.16] | 进来一个。这个呢 |
| [01:44.84] | 穿一身儿这个工作服。 |
| [01:46.97] | 本厂发的那个工作服，脏 |
| [01:49.20] | 不算太脏，反正不干净。 |
| [01:51.32] | 脏个囔囔的，戴个白手套 |
| [01:53.54] | 这个进来了，进来不往里走 |
| [01:56.46] | 也不往桌子那儿戚嚯 |
| [01:58.07] | 就在门哪儿，椅子那儿一坐 |
| [02:04.23] | 三十来岁，也不咳嗽 |
| [02:07.40] | 也不说话，也不动换 |
| [02:09.31] | 就哪儿坐着，仨人儿一瞧 |
| [02:14.63] | 都心想着这人有礼貌 |
| [02:18.00] | 有事儿不打搅这儿 |
| [02:19.61] | 这儿开会呢，等一会儿。 |
| [02:22.03] | 他可不知道我们这会儿有多大 |
| [02:24.69] | 甭理他，谁也不认得也不知道是谁 |
| [02:27.49] | 那厂子一千多号人呢? |
| [02:29.40] | 哪能说个个都熟悉 |
| [02:30.76] | 那工会的主席就行了 |
| [02:32.79] | 他就都认得了，这不是工会的 |
| [02:35.77] | 这都是领导的干部，干嘛呢。 |
| [02:39.65] | 这个咱们出勤率呀 |
| [02:43.43] | 咱们写呀百分之九十八 |
| [02:48.15] | 出勤啊，可是今年咱们这个旅游 |
| [02:53.00] | 咱们这个，咱们这个几千块钱呢 |
| [02:56.87] | 咱们打在宣传费上 |
| [02:59.15] | 行，该到这宣传费上 |
| [03:03.12] | 这个工人福利呀，比去年 |
| [03:08.71] | 比去年增加百分之六十六哈 |
| [03:15.73] | 百分之六十八，对 |
| [03:17.30] | 增加福利百分之六十八 |
| [03:20.04] | 这个，还有那，对 |
| [03:25.37] | 咱们这个退休的，送节年月饼 |
| [03:31.00] | 咱们可没送，噢，则么个 |
| [03:33.51] | 这，老送，去年送，今年送 |
| [03:36.28] | 反正写上了，送了，也送了也送了 |
| [03:39.62] | 多少？五十多人吗，写三百斤吧 |
| [03:45.06] | 三百斤月饼 |
| [03:48.54] | 那个站起来走了，也不言语 |
| [03:54.85] | 心说找谁，等 |
| [03:56.61] | 不定咱们仨谁，许是找主任的 |
| [03:59.99] | 那主任行这个 |
| [04:01.76] | 准是找总务科不定有什么事 |
| [04:04.54] | 总务科，这行跟副厂长认得 |
| [04:07.32] | 一瞧这开会不打搅 |
| [04:08.69] | 走了，甭理他了 |
| [04:10.91] | 下午还得研究啊 |
| [04:13.38] | 下午几个人又坐这儿了 |
| [04:15.60] | 又研究，咱们今年这个产值 |
| [04:21.45] | 咱们产值比去年哪 |
| [04:26.39] | 咱们利润 |
| [04:27.40] | 咱们利润比去年增加 |
| [04:30.67] | 增加到 |
| [04:32.69] | 增加九十 |
| [04:33.90] | 百分之九十 |
| [04:35.74] | 别百分之九十 |
| [04:36.70] | 百分之九十不行 |
| [04:38.06] | 百分之四十七 |
| [04:40.44] | 比去年增百分之四十七 |
| [04:43.11] | 诶，对！ |
| [04:44.98] | 咱们这个消耗呢、浪费呢？ |
| [04:49.20] | 使用的东西比去年哪 |
| [04:52.18] | 节省了，节省了百分之十五。 |
| [04:57.42] | 诶，又来了，又坐那儿了 |
| [05:02.71] | 把手套摘下来 |
| [05:03.78] | 还坐那儿，也不言语 |
| [05:05.84] | 诶，对，咱这个儿童福利 |
| [05:10.83] | 他坐着待会儿，又出去了。 |
| [05:12.95] | 这上下午来两趟 |
| [05:14.61] | 第二天呢，上午还得研究啊 |
| [05:16.68] | 研究好了再找会计 |
| [05:18.15] | 再研究啊，又坐这儿啦 |
| [05:20.52] | 刚坐这儿，还没等研究呢 |
| [05:21.93] | 那位又进来了，摘下白手套 |
| [05:25.95] | 往哪儿一坐。谁也不看！ |
| [05:32.60] | 昨儿个拿到单子搁哪儿了? |
| [05:35.03] | 我这儿带着呢！ |
| [05:37.76] | 诶，你找谁呀？ |
| [05:43.46] | 我？谁也不找！ |
| [05:47.44] | 你有事吗？ |
| [05:49.22] | 没事儿！ |
| [05:51.33] | 没事儿你来好几趟？ |
| [05:52.95] | 你干嘛？ |
| [05:54.42] | 我就是学着说瞎话! |
| [00:01.97] | you yi ge gong chang a! |
| [00:05.64] | shen me gong chang? |
| [00:07.81] | wo ke shuo bu qing |
| [00:09.98] | bu zhi dao shen me gong chang |
| [00:11.79] | bu da bu xiao de |
| [00:13.41] | you yi qian duo ren ba! |
| [00:16.18] | zhe ge gong chang zai er lou a |
| [00:20.00] | you zhe me ge hui yi ting |
| [00:23.02] | xiao hui yi shi |
| [00:24.67] | zhe hui yi shi li tou you sa ren er zai zhe er yan jiu shi er |
| [00:27.85] | kai hui, dou shui ne? |
| [00:30.36] | fu chang zhang ban gong shi zhu ren |
| [00:34.30] | hai you yi ge ne? shi shen me ne? |
| [00:38.18] | shi zhe ge guan dian shi de, zong wu ke |
| [00:43.93] | zong wu ke de ke zhang |
| [00:46.40] | zhe sa ren er zuo zhe er |
| [00:48.59] | kai ge xiao hui er |
| [00:49.55] | yan jiu shi er |
| [00:50.21] | yan jiu shen me me |
| [00:51.01] | nian zhong a, nian di le |
| [00:53.75] | de xie zhe ge zong jie le |
| [00:56.51] | wang gong si li bao |
| [00:58.12] | gong si zai wang ju li bao, wang shang bao a! |
| [01:00.64] | zan men chang qing kuang |
| [01:02.31] | sheng chan na, zen me yang a? |
| [01:04.83] | de xie zong jie le, nian zhong zong jie le |
| [01:07.90] | sa ren zuo zhe er. |
| [01:11.12] | he shui he zhe ne |
| [01:13.66] | fu chang zhang gen zhe ge zhu ren zuo hao le |
| [01:20.34] | zhe ge ne, zong wu ke ke zhang ne? |
| [01:22.81] | ban ge yi zi zuo zhe er le! |
| [01:24.98] | zhe ge, zan hai jiao kuai ji...... |
| [01:29.25] | xian deng hui er, xian deng hui er |
| [01:30.61] | zan xian da ge di er, gang zuo na er |
| [01:35.52] | la men er you jin lai yi ge! |
| [01:38.40] | zhe wu jiu sa ren, you jin lai yi ge |
| [01:40.33] | ben lai xiang jiao kuai ji, hai mei deng jiao ne |
| [01:43.16] | jin lai yi ge. zhe ge ne |
| [01:44.84] | chuan yi shen er zhe ge gong zuo fu. |
| [01:46.97] | ben chang fa de na ge gong zuo fu, zang |
| [01:49.20] | bu suan tai zang, fan zheng bu gan jing. |
| [01:51.32] | zang ge nang nang de, dai ge bai shou tao |
| [01:53.54] | zhe ge jin lai le, jin lai bu wang li zou |
| [01:56.46] | ye bu wang zhuo zi na er qi huo |
| [01:58.07] | jiu zai men na er, yi zi na er yi zuo |
| [02:04.23] | san shi lai sui, ye bu ke sou |
| [02:07.40] | ye bu shuo hua, ye bu dong huan |
| [02:09.31] | jiu na er zuo zhe, sa ren er yi qiao |
| [02:14.63] | dou xin xiang zhe zhe ren you li mao |
| [02:18.00] | you shi er bu da jiao zhe er |
| [02:19.61] | zhe er kai hui ne, deng yi hui r. |
| [02:22.03] | ta ke bu zhi dao wo men zhe hui er you duo da |
| [02:24.69] | beng li ta, shui ye bu ren de ye bu zhi dao shi shui |
| [02:27.49] | na chang zi yi qian duo hao ren ne? |
| [02:29.40] | na neng shuo ge ge dou shu xi |
| [02:30.76] | na gong hui de zhu xi jiu xing le |
| [02:32.79] | ta jiu dou ren de le, zhe bu shi gong hui de |
| [02:35.77] | zhe dou shi ling dao de gan bu, gan ma ne. |
| [02:39.65] | zhe ge zan men chu qin lv ya |
| [02:43.43] | zan men xie ya bai fen zhi jiu shi ba |
| [02:48.15] | chu qin a, ke shi jin nian zan men zhe ge lv you |
| [02:53.00] | zan men zhe ge, zan men zhe ge ji qian kuai qian ne |
| [02:56.87] | zan men da zai xuan chuan fei shang |
| [02:59.15] | xing, gai dao zhe xuan chuan fei shang |
| [03:03.12] | zhe ge gong ren fu li ya, bi qu nian |
| [03:08.71] | bi qu nian zeng jia bai fen zhi liu shi liu ha |
| [03:15.73] | bai fen zhi liu shi ba, dui |
| [03:17.30] | zeng jia fu li bai fen zhi liu shi ba |
| [03:20.04] | zhe ge, hai you na, dui |
| [03:25.37] | zan men zhe ge tui xiu de, song jie nian yue bing |
| [03:31.00] | zan men ke mei song, o, ze me ge |
| [03:33.51] | zhe, lao song, qu nian song, jin nian song |
| [03:36.28] | fan zheng xie shang le, song le, ye song le ye song le |
| [03:39.62] | duo shao? wu shi duo ren ma, xie san bai jin ba |
| [03:45.06] | san bai jin yue bing |
| [03:48.54] | na ge zhan qi lai zou le, ye bu yan yu |
| [03:54.85] | xin shuo zhao shui, deng |
| [03:56.61] | bu ding zan men sa shui, xu shi zhao zhu ren de |
| [03:59.99] | na zhu ren xing zhe ge |
| [04:01.76] | zhun shi zhao zong wu ke bu ding you shen me shi |
| [04:04.54] | zong wu ke, zhe xing gen fu chang zhang ren de |
| [04:07.32] | yi qiao zhe kai hui bu da jiao |
| [04:08.69] | zou le, beng li ta le |
| [04:10.91] | xia wu hai de yan jiu a |
| [04:13.38] | xia wu ji ge ren you zuo zhe er le |
| [04:15.60] | you yan jiu, zan men jin nian zhe ge chan zhi |
| [04:21.45] | zan men chan zhi bi qu nian na |
| [04:26.39] | zan men li run |
| [04:27.40] | zan men li run bi qu nian zeng jia |
| [04:30.67] | zeng jia dao |
| [04:32.69] | zeng jia jiu shi |
| [04:33.90] | bai fen zhi jiu shi |
| [04:35.74] | bie bai fen zhi jiu shi |
| [04:36.70] | bai fen zhi jiu shi bu xing |
| [04:38.06] | bai fen zhi si shi qi |
| [04:40.44] | bi qu nian zeng bai fen zhi si shi qi |
| [04:43.11] | ei, dui! |
| [04:44.98] | zan men zhe ge xiao hao ne lang fei ne? |
| [04:49.20] | shi yong de dong xi bi qu nian na |
| [04:52.18] | jie sheng le, jie sheng le bai fen zhi shi wu. |
| [04:57.42] | ei, you lai le, you zuo na er le |
| [05:02.71] | ba shou tao zhai xia lai |
| [05:03.78] | hai zuo na er, ye bu yan yu |
| [05:05.84] | ei, dui, zan zhe ge er tong fu li |
| [05:10.83] | ta zuo zhe dai hui r, you chu qu le. |
| [05:12.95] | zhe shang xia wu lai liang tang |
| [05:14.61] | di er tian ne, shang wu hai de yan jiu a |
| [05:16.68] | yan jiu hao le zai zhao kuai ji |
| [05:18.15] | zai yan jiu a, you zuo zhe er la |
| [05:20.52] | gang zuo zhe er, hai mei deng yan jiu ne |
| [05:21.93] | na wei you jin lai le, zhai xia bai shou tao |
| [05:25.95] | wang na er yi zuo. shui ye bu kan! |
| [05:32.60] | zuo er ge na dao dan zi ge na er le? |
| [05:35.03] | wo zhe er dai zhe ne! |
| [05:37.76] | ei, ni zhao shui ya? |
| [05:43.46] | wo? shui ye bu zhao! |
| [05:47.44] | ni you shi ma? |
| [05:49.22] | mei shi er! |
| [05:51.33] | mei shi er ni lai hao ji tang? |
| [05:52.95] | ni gan ma? |
| [05:54.42] | wo jiu shi xue zhe shuo xia hua! |
| [00:01.97] | yǒu yí gè gōng chǎng a! |
| [00:05.64] | shén me gōng chǎng? |
| [00:07.81] | wǒ kě shuō bù qīng |
| [00:09.98] | bù zhī dào shén me gōng chǎng |
| [00:11.79] | bù dà bù xiǎo de |
| [00:13.41] | yǒu yī qiān duō rén ba! |
| [00:16.18] | zhè gè gōng chǎng zài èr lóu a |
| [00:20.00] | yǒu zhè me gè huì yì tīng |
| [00:23.02] | xiǎo huì yì shì |
| [00:24.67] | zhè huì yì shì lǐ tou yǒu sā rén ér zài zhè ér yán jiū shì ér |
| [00:27.85] | kāi huì, dōu shuí ne? |
| [00:30.36] | fù chǎng zhǎng bàn gōng shì zhǔ rèn |
| [00:34.30] | hái yǒu yí gè ne? shì shén me ne? |
| [00:38.18] | shì zhè gè guǎn diǎn shì de, zǒng wù kē |
| [00:43.93] | zǒng wù kē de kē zhǎng |
| [00:46.40] | zhè sā rén ér zuò zhè ér |
| [00:48.59] | kāi gè xiǎo huì ér |
| [00:49.55] | yán jiū shì ér |
| [00:50.21] | yán jiū shén me me |
| [00:51.01] | nián zhōng a, nián dǐ le |
| [00:53.75] | dé xiě zhè gè zǒng jié le |
| [00:56.51] | wǎng gōng sī lǐ bào |
| [00:58.12] | gōng sī zài wǎng jú lǐ bào, wǎng shàng bào a! |
| [01:00.64] | zán men chǎng qíng kuàng |
| [01:02.31] | shēng chǎn nà, zěn me yàng a? |
| [01:04.83] | dé xiě zǒng jié le, nián zhōng zǒng jié le |
| [01:07.90] | sā rén zuò zhè ér. |
| [01:11.12] | hē shuǐ hē zhe ne |
| [01:13.66] | fù chǎng zhǎng gēn zhè gè zhǔ rèn zuò hǎo le |
| [01:20.34] | zhè gè ne, zǒng wù kē kē zhǎng ne? |
| [01:22.81] | bān gè yǐ zi zuò zhè ér le! |
| [01:24.98] | zhè gè, zán hái jiào kuài jì...... |
| [01:29.25] | xiān děng huì ér, xiān děng huì ér |
| [01:30.61] | zán xiān dǎ gè dǐ ér, gāng zuò nà ér |
| [01:35.52] | lā mén ér yòu jìn lái yí gè! |
| [01:38.40] | zhè wū jiù sā rén, yòu jìn lái yí gè |
| [01:40.33] | běn lái xiǎng jiào kuài jì, hái méi děng jiào ne |
| [01:43.16] | jìn lái yí gè. zhè gè ne |
| [01:44.84] | chuān yī shēn ér zhè gè gōng zuò fú. |
| [01:46.97] | běn chǎng fā de nà gè gōng zuò fú, zàng |
| [01:49.20] | bù suàn tài zàng, fǎn zhèng bù gān jìng. |
| [01:51.32] | zàng gè nāng nāng de, dài gè bái shǒu tào |
| [01:53.54] | zhè gè jìn lái le, jìn lái bù wǎng lǐ zǒu |
| [01:56.46] | yě bù wǎng zhuō zi nà ér qī huò |
| [01:58.07] | jiù zài mén nǎ ér, yǐ zi nà ér yī zuò |
| [02:04.23] | sān shí lái suì, yě bù ké sòu |
| [02:07.40] | yě bù shuō huà, yě bù dòng huàn |
| [02:09.31] | jiù nǎ ér zuò zhe, sā rén ér yī qiáo |
| [02:14.63] | dōu xīn xiǎng zhe zhè rén yǒu lǐ mào |
| [02:18.00] | yǒu shì ér bù dǎ jiǎo zhè ér |
| [02:19.61] | zhè ér kāi huì ne, děng yī huì r. |
| [02:22.03] | tā kě bù zhī dào wǒ men zhè huì ér yǒu duō dà |
| [02:24.69] | béng lǐ tā, shuí yě bù rèn de yě bù zhī dào shì shuí |
| [02:27.49] | nà chǎng zǐ yī qiān duō hào rén ne? |
| [02:29.40] | nǎ néng shuō gè gè dōu shú xī |
| [02:30.76] | nà gōng huì de zhǔ xí jiù xíng le |
| [02:32.79] | tā jiù dōu rèn de le, zhè bú shì gōng huì de |
| [02:35.77] | zhè dōu shì lǐng dǎo de gàn bù, gàn ma ne. |
| [02:39.65] | zhè gè zán men chū qín lǜ ya |
| [02:43.43] | zán men xiě ya bǎi fēn zhī jiǔ shí bā |
| [02:48.15] | chū qín a, kě shì jīn nián zán men zhè gè lǚ yóu |
| [02:53.00] | zán men zhè gè, zán men zhè gè jǐ qiān kuài qián ne |
| [02:56.87] | zán men dǎ zài xuān chuán fèi shàng |
| [02:59.15] | xíng, gāi dào zhè xuān chuán fèi shàng |
| [03:03.12] | zhè gè gōng rén fú lì ya, bǐ qù nián |
| [03:08.71] | bǐ qù nián zēng jiā bǎi fēn zhī liù shí liù hā |
| [03:15.73] | bǎi fēn zhī liù shí bā, duì |
| [03:17.30] | zēng jiā fú lì bǎi fēn zhī liù shí bā |
| [03:20.04] | zhè gè, hái yǒu nà, duì |
| [03:25.37] | zán men zhè gè tuì xiū de, sòng jié nián yuè bǐng |
| [03:31.00] | zán men kě méi sòng, ō, zé me gè |
| [03:33.51] | zhè, lǎo sòng, qù nián sòng, jīn nián sòng |
| [03:36.28] | fǎn zhèng xiě shàng le, sòng le, yě sòng le yě sòng le |
| [03:39.62] | duō shǎo? wǔ shí duō rén ma, xiě sān bǎi jīn ba |
| [03:45.06] | sān bǎi jīn yuè bǐng |
| [03:48.54] | nà gè zhàn qǐ lái zǒu le, yě bù yán yǔ |
| [03:54.85] | xīn shuō zhǎo shuí, děng |
| [03:56.61] | bù dìng zán men sā shuí, xǔ shì zhǎo zhǔ rèn de |
| [03:59.99] | nà zhǔ rèn xíng zhè gè |
| [04:01.76] | zhǔn shì zhǎo zǒng wù kē bù dìng yǒu shén me shì |
| [04:04.54] | zǒng wù kē, zhè xíng gēn fù chǎng zhǎng rèn de |
| [04:07.32] | yī qiáo zhè kāi huì bù dǎ jiǎo |
| [04:08.69] | zǒu le, béng lǐ tā le |
| [04:10.91] | xià wǔ hái dé yán jiū a |
| [04:13.38] | xià wǔ jǐ gè rén yòu zuò zhè ér le |
| [04:15.60] | yòu yán jiū, zán men jīn nián zhè gè chǎn zhí |
| [04:21.45] | zán men chǎn zhí bǐ qù nián nǎ |
| [04:26.39] | zán men lì rùn |
| [04:27.40] | zán men lì rùn bǐ qù nián zēng jiā |
| [04:30.67] | zēng jiā dào |
| [04:32.69] | zēng jiā jiǔ shí |
| [04:33.90] | bǎi fēn zhī jiǔ shí |
| [04:35.74] | bié bǎi fēn zhī jiǔ shí |
| [04:36.70] | bǎi fēn zhī jiǔ shí bù xíng |
| [04:38.06] | bǎi fēn zhī sì shí qī |
| [04:40.44] | bǐ qù nián zēng bǎi fēn zhī sì shí qī |
| [04:43.11] | éi, duì! |
| [04:44.98] | zán men zhè gè xiāo hào ne làng fèi ne? |
| [04:49.20] | shǐ yòng de dōng xī bǐ qù nián nǎ |
| [04:52.18] | jié shěng le, jié shěng le bǎi fēn zhī shí wǔ. |
| [04:57.42] | éi, yòu lái le, yòu zuò nà ér le |
| [05:02.71] | bǎ shǒu tào zhāi xià lái |
| [05:03.78] | hái zuò nà ér, yě bù yán yǔ |
| [05:05.84] | éi, duì, zán zhè gè ér tóng fú lì |
| [05:10.83] | tā zuò zhe dāi huì r, yòu chū qù le. |
| [05:12.95] | zhè shàng xià wǔ lái liǎng tàng |
| [05:14.61] | dì èr tiān ne, shàng wǔ hái dé yán jiū a |
| [05:16.68] | yán jiū hǎo le zài zhǎo kuài jì |
| [05:18.15] | zài yán jiū a, yòu zuò zhè ér la |
| [05:20.52] | gāng zuò zhè ér, hái méi děng yán jiū ne |
| [05:21.93] | nà wèi yòu jìn lái le, zhāi xià bái shǒu tào |
| [05:25.95] | wǎng nǎ ér yī zuò. shuí yě bù kàn! |
| [05:32.60] | zuó ér gè ná dào dān zi gē nǎ ér le? |
| [05:35.03] | wǒ zhè ér dài zhe ne! |
| [05:37.76] | éi, nǐ zhǎo shuí ya? |
| [05:43.46] | wǒ? shuí yě bù zhǎo! |
| [05:47.44] | nǐ yǒu shì ma? |
| [05:49.22] | méi shì ér! |
| [05:51.33] | méi shì ér nǐ lái hǎo jǐ tàng? |
| [05:52.95] | nǐ gàn ma? |
| [05:54.42] | wǒ jiù shì xué zhe shuō xiā huà! |
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