| [00:00.50] | 学生必须要考试 |
| [00:03.46] | 甭管大中小学 |
| [00:05.51] | 学生期末考试期中考试暑假考试寒假考试 |
| [00:10.26] | 干嘛老考试呢？ |
| [00:12.23] | 反复让他学习让他加强记忆力 |
| [00:15.70] | 念过的书再让他复习一阵儿 |
| [00:18.17] | 为什么要留作业呢？ |
| [00:19.22] | 就是让他记得清楚 |
| [00:20.83] | 必须要考！ |
| [00:22.70] | 那么一年级小孩刚上学 |
| [00:25.55] | 小孩刚打托儿所出来 |
| [00:27.85] | 够岁数了报考小学一年级 |
| [00:31.70] | 也得考 |
| [00:32.83] | 什么呢？ |
| [00:34.36] | 那作文作了了么？ |
| [00:35.82] | 那造句，也不会 |
| [00:37.40] | 打算盘，也不行 |
| [00:38.28] | 考的什么呢？ |
| [00:39.49] | 诶，也得考 |
| [00:40.67] | 上一年级了 |
| [00:41.88] | 小孩都得考 |
| [00:43.20] | 考什么呢？ |
| [00:44.00] | 智力测验 |
| [00:45.00] | 看看他记忆力怎么样 |
| [00:46.28] | 脑筋怎么样 |
| [00:47.16] | 怕他呆傻病 |
| [00:48.55] | 有呆傻病的，迂，傻 |
| [00:51.72] | 这学校就不收了 |
| [00:53.12] | 一年级一开学了 |
| [00:54.87] | 五十多学生仨傻子 |
| [00:56.54] | 你说怎么办呢 |
| [00:59.17] | 这老师受得了么？ |
| [01:01.47] | 怎么得奖，怎么提级啊？ |
| [01:03.45] | 所以要考 |
| [01:04.77] | 傻，笨，这孩子就不要了 |
| [01:06.96] | 考也不考别的 |
| [01:08.29] | 就问问 |
| [01:10.30] | 天安门在哪啊？ |
| [01:11.63] | 在北京 |
| [01:12.89] | 国旗什么色儿？ |
| [01:15.40] | 红...红的 |
| [01:16.80] | 这就行了 |
| [01:17.18] | 再随便问他 |
| [01:18.19] | 你是哪儿住 |
| [01:18.97] | 地方 |
| [01:19.58] | 哪国人 |
| [01:20.92] | 中国人 |
| [01:21.72] | 反正是指不定问什么 |
| [01:23.23] | 这小孩送去 |
| [01:25.21] | 也得家长送去 |
| [01:26.54] | 平常这小孩多淘气，多撂 |
| [01:28.74] | 哪都不怕，哪儿都不含糊 |
| [01:30.14] | 只要上学去，老实 |
| [01:31.54] | 没有单去的 |
| [01:32.64] | 没有说这六七岁小孩 |
| [01:34.82] | 明儿报名上学 |
| [01:35.90] | 甭管啦，自己去吧 |
| [01:37.24] | 这孩子，不敢，怎么也害怕 |
| [01:40.89] | 没见过学校啊 |
| [01:43.15] | 不知道怎么回事儿 |
| [01:44.10] | 必须得妈妈陪着 |
| [01:45.45] | 妈妈带着去 |
| [01:46.59] | 道儿上还得嘱咐 |
| [01:47.84] | “别害怕啊，老师问什么说什么啊 |
| [01:50.49] | 给老师先鞠躬啊，别说叫小虎，” |
| [01:55.70] | “叫嘛？” |
| [01:56.59] | “李文林” |
| [01:59.02] | “咱有学名字啊，李文林，别说叫小虎啊，” |
| [02:02.20] | 就挨个等着吧 |
| [02:03.75] | 好嘛一个一个儿的 |
| [02:06.19] | 等着叫呢，都是六七岁的 |
| [02:07.87] | “谁叫李文林？” |
| [02:09.26] | “快去吧”妈妈推他 |
| [02:11.15] | “过去，过去啊，快过去，给老师先鞠躬，” |
| [02:13.97] | 这孩子蔫蔫的过去了 |
| [02:16.71] | 不敢抬头，不敢看老师 |
| [02:18.89] | 不敢跟老师对眼，低下头 |
| [02:21.73] | 先鞠个躬 |
| [02:22.72] | “叫什么名字啊” |
| [02:25.21] | “李文林” |
| [02:29.80] | “几岁？” |
| [02:30.50] | “七岁” |
| [02:32.84] | “去年几岁啊？” |
| [02:34.34] | “去年六岁” |
| [02:37.21] | “上三年级时候几岁？” |
| [02:40.40] | “九岁” |
| [02:42.59] | “行啊，你爸爸会计？” |
| [02:46.37] | “不是，卖鱼的” |
| [02:49.24] | “喔做买卖，你妈妈是学校老师？” |
| [02:53.74] | “不是，也是卖鱼的” |
| [02:57.13] | “一百斤鱼卖九十几斤还剩多少？” |
| [02:59.47] | “剩十斤” |
| [03:01.45] | “听明白了吗？ |
| [03:03.14] | 一百斤鱼卖九十九斤，还剩多少？” |
| [03:07.25] | “十斤” |
| [03:08.99] | “剩得了那么多吗？” |
| [03:11.30] | “剩得了 |
| [03:12.16] | 要我爸爸看摊儿还能剩得多” |
| [00:00.50] | xue sheng bi xu yao kao shi |
| [00:03.46] | beng guan da zhong xiao xue |
| [00:05.51] | xue sheng qi mo kao shi qi zhong kao shi shu jia kao shi han jia kao shi |
| [00:10.26] | gan ma lao kao shi ne? |
| [00:12.23] | fan fu rang ta xue xi rang ta jia qiang ji yi li |
| [00:15.70] | nian guo de shu zai rang ta fu xi yi zhen er |
| [00:18.17] | wei shi me yao liu zuo ye ne? |
| [00:19.22] | jiu shi rang ta ji de qing chu |
| [00:20.83] | bi xu yao kao! |
| [00:22.70] | na me yi nian ji xiao hai gang shang xue |
| [00:25.55] | xiao hai gang da tuo er suo chu lai |
| [00:27.85] | gou sui shu le bao kao xiao xue yi nian ji |
| [00:31.70] | ye de kao |
| [00:32.83] | shen me ne? |
| [00:34.36] | na zuo wen zuo liao liao me? |
| [00:35.82] | na zao ju, ye bu hui |
| [00:37.40] | da suan pan, ye bu xing |
| [00:38.28] | kao de shen me ne? |
| [00:39.49] | ei, ye de kao |
| [00:40.67] | shang yi nian ji le |
| [00:41.88] | xiao hai dou de kao |
| [00:43.20] | kao shen me ne? |
| [00:44.00] | zhi li ce yan |
| [00:45.00] | kan kan ta ji yi li zen me yang |
| [00:46.28] | nao jin zen me yang |
| [00:47.16] | pa ta dai sha bing |
| [00:48.55] | you dai sha bing de, yu, sha |
| [00:51.72] | zhe xue xiao jiu bu shou le |
| [00:53.12] | yi nian ji yi kai xue le |
| [00:54.87] | wu shi duo xue sheng sa sha zi |
| [00:56.54] | ni shuo zen me ban ne |
| [00:59.17] | zhe lao shi shou de liao me? |
| [01:01.47] | zen me de jiang, zen me ti ji a? |
| [01:03.45] | suo yi yao kao |
| [01:04.77] | sha, ben, zhe hai zi jiu bu yao le |
| [01:06.96] | kao ye bu kao bie de |
| [01:08.29] | jiu wen wen |
| [01:10.30] | tian an men zai na a? |
| [01:11.63] | zai bei jing |
| [01:12.89] | guo qi shen me se er? |
| [01:15.40] | hong... hong de |
| [01:16.80] | zhe jiu xing le |
| [01:17.18] | zai sui bian wen ta |
| [01:18.19] | ni shi na er zhu |
| [01:18.97] | di fang |
| [01:19.58] | na guo ren |
| [01:20.92] | zhong guo ren |
| [01:21.72] | fan zheng shi zhi bu ding wen shen me |
| [01:23.23] | zhe xiao hai song qu |
| [01:25.21] | ye de jia zhang song qu |
| [01:26.54] | ping chang zhe xiao hai duo tao qi, duo liao |
| [01:28.74] | na dou bu pa, na er dou bu han hu |
| [01:30.14] | zhi yao shang xue qu, lao shi |
| [01:31.54] | mei you dan qu de |
| [01:32.64] | mei you shuo zhe liu qi sui xiao hai |
| [01:34.82] | ming er bao ming shang xue |
| [01:35.90] | beng guan la, zi ji qu ba |
| [01:37.24] | zhe hai zi, bu gan, zen me ye hai pa |
| [01:40.89] | mei jian guo xue xiao a |
| [01:43.15] | bu zhi dao zen me hui shi er |
| [01:44.10] | bi xu de ma ma pei zhe |
| [01:45.45] | ma ma dai zhe qu |
| [01:46.59] | dao er shang hai de zhu fu |
| [01:47.84] | " bie hai pa a, lao shi wen shen me shuo shi mo a |
| [01:50.49] | gei lao shi xian ju gong a, bie shuo jiao xiao hu," |
| [01:55.70] | " jiao ma?" |
| [01:56.59] | " li wen lin" |
| [01:59.02] | " zan you xue ming zi a, li wen lin, bie shuo jiao xiao hu a," |
| [02:02.20] | jiu ai ge deng zhe ba |
| [02:03.75] | hao ma yi ge yi ge er de |
| [02:06.19] | deng zhe jiao ne, dou shi liu qi sui de |
| [02:07.87] | " shui jiao li wen lin?" |
| [02:09.26] | " kuai qu ba" ma ma tui ta |
| [02:11.15] | " guo qu, guo qu a, kuai guo qu, gei lao shi xian ju gong," |
| [02:13.97] | zhe hai zi nian nian de guo qu le |
| [02:16.71] | bu gan tai tou, bu gan kan lao shi |
| [02:18.89] | bu gan gen lao shi dui yan, di xia tou |
| [02:21.73] | xian ju ge gong |
| [02:22.72] | " jiao shen me ming zi a" |
| [02:25.21] | " li wen lin" |
| [02:29.80] | " ji sui?" |
| [02:30.50] | " qi sui" |
| [02:32.84] | " qu nian ji sui a?" |
| [02:34.34] | " qu nian liu sui" |
| [02:37.21] | " shang san nian ji shi hou ji sui?" |
| [02:40.40] | " jiu sui" |
| [02:42.59] | " xing a, ni ba ba kuai ji?" |
| [02:46.37] | " bu shi, mai yu de" |
| [02:49.24] | " o zuo mai mai, ni ma ma shi xue xiao lao shi?" |
| [02:53.74] | " bu shi, ye shi mai yu de" |
| [02:57.13] | " yi bai jin yu mai jiu shi ji jin hai sheng duo shao?" |
| [02:59.47] | " sheng shi jin" |
| [03:01.45] | " ting ming bai le ma? |
| [03:03.14] | yi bai jin yu mai jiu shi jiu jin, hai sheng duo shao?" |
| [03:07.25] | " shi jin" |
| [03:08.99] | " sheng de le na me duo ma?" |
| [03:11.30] | " sheng de le |
| [03:12.16] | yao wo ba ba kan tan r hai neng sheng de duo" |
| [00:00.50] | xué shēng bì xū yào kǎo shì |
| [00:03.46] | béng guǎn dà zhōng xiǎo xué |
| [00:05.51] | xué shēng qī mò kǎo shì qī zhōng kǎo shì shǔ jià kǎo shì hán jià kǎo shì |
| [00:10.26] | gàn ma lǎo kǎo shì ne? |
| [00:12.23] | fǎn fù ràng tā xué xí ràng tā jiā qiáng jì yì lì |
| [00:15.70] | niàn guò de shū zài ràng tā fù xí yī zhèn ér |
| [00:18.17] | wèi shí me yào liú zuò yè ne? |
| [00:19.22] | jiù shì ràng tā jì de qīng chǔ |
| [00:20.83] | bì xū yào kǎo! |
| [00:22.70] | nà me yī nián jí xiǎo hái gāng shàng xué |
| [00:25.55] | xiǎo hái gāng dǎ tuō ér suǒ chū lái |
| [00:27.85] | gòu suì shù le bào kǎo xiǎo xué yī nián jí |
| [00:31.70] | yě de kǎo |
| [00:32.83] | shén me ne? |
| [00:34.36] | nà zuò wén zuò liǎo liǎo me? |
| [00:35.82] | nà zào jù, yě bú huì |
| [00:37.40] | dǎ suàn pán, yě bù xíng |
| [00:38.28] | kǎo de shén me ne? |
| [00:39.49] | éi, yě de kǎo |
| [00:40.67] | shàng yī nián jí le |
| [00:41.88] | xiǎo hái dōu dé kǎo |
| [00:43.20] | kǎo shén me ne? |
| [00:44.00] | zhì lì cè yàn |
| [00:45.00] | kàn kàn tā jì yì lì zěn me yàng |
| [00:46.28] | nǎo jīn zěn me yàng |
| [00:47.16] | pà tā dāi shǎ bìng |
| [00:48.55] | yǒu dāi shǎ bìng de, yū, shǎ |
| [00:51.72] | zhè xué xiào jiù bù shōu le |
| [00:53.12] | yī nián jí yī kāi xué le |
| [00:54.87] | wǔ shí duō xué shēng sā shǎ zi |
| [00:56.54] | nǐ shuō zěn me bàn ne |
| [00:59.17] | zhè lǎo shī shòu de liǎo me? |
| [01:01.47] | zěn me dé jiǎng, zěn me tí jí a? |
| [01:03.45] | suǒ yǐ yào kǎo |
| [01:04.77] | shǎ, bèn, zhè hái zi jiù bú yào le |
| [01:06.96] | kǎo yě bù kǎo bié de |
| [01:08.29] | jiù wèn wèn |
| [01:10.30] | tiān ān mén zài nǎ a? |
| [01:11.63] | zài běi jīng |
| [01:12.89] | guó qí shén me sè ér? |
| [01:15.40] | hóng... hóng de |
| [01:16.80] | zhè jiù xíng le |
| [01:17.18] | zài suí biàn wèn tā |
| [01:18.19] | nǐ shì nǎ ér zhù |
| [01:18.97] | dì fāng |
| [01:19.58] | nǎ guó rén |
| [01:20.92] | zhōng guó rén |
| [01:21.72] | fǎn zhèng shì zhǐ bù dìng wèn shén me |
| [01:23.23] | zhè xiǎo hái sòng qù |
| [01:25.21] | yě de jiā zhǎng sòng qù |
| [01:26.54] | píng cháng zhè xiǎo hái duō táo qì, duō liào |
| [01:28.74] | nǎ dōu bù pà, nǎ ér dōu bù hán hu |
| [01:30.14] | zhǐ yào shàng xué qù, lǎo shí |
| [01:31.54] | méi yǒu dān qù de |
| [01:32.64] | méi yǒu shuō zhè liù qī suì xiǎo hái |
| [01:34.82] | míng ér bào míng shàng xué |
| [01:35.90] | béng guǎn la, zì jǐ qù ba |
| [01:37.24] | zhè hái zi, bù gǎn, zěn me yě hài pà |
| [01:40.89] | méi jiàn guò xué xiào a |
| [01:43.15] | bù zhī dào zěn me huí shì ér |
| [01:44.10] | bì xū de mā mā péi zhe |
| [01:45.45] | mā mā dài zhe qù |
| [01:46.59] | dào ér shàng hái dé zhǔ fù |
| [01:47.84] | " bié hài pà a, lǎo shī wèn shén me shuō shí mǒ a |
| [01:50.49] | gěi lǎo shī xiān jū gōng a, bié shuō jiào xiǎo hǔ," |
| [01:55.70] | " jiào ma?" |
| [01:56.59] | " lǐ wén lín" |
| [01:59.02] | " zán yǒu xué míng zì a, lǐ wén lín, bié shuō jiào xiǎo hǔ a," |
| [02:02.20] | jiù āi gè děng zhe ba |
| [02:03.75] | hǎo ma yí gè yí gè ér de |
| [02:06.19] | děng zhe jiào ne, dōu shì liù qī suì de |
| [02:07.87] | " shuí jiào lǐ wén lín?" |
| [02:09.26] | " kuài qù ba" mā mā tuī tā |
| [02:11.15] | " guò qù, guò qù a, kuài guò qù, gěi lǎo shī xiān jū gōng," |
| [02:13.97] | zhè hái zi niān niān de guò qù le |
| [02:16.71] | bù gǎn tái tóu, bù gǎn kàn lǎo shī |
| [02:18.89] | bù gǎn gēn lǎo shī duì yǎn, dī xià tou |
| [02:21.73] | xiān jū gè gōng |
| [02:22.72] | " jiào shén me míng zì a" |
| [02:25.21] | " lǐ wén lín" |
| [02:29.80] | " jǐ suì?" |
| [02:30.50] | " qī suì" |
| [02:32.84] | " qù nián jǐ suì a?" |
| [02:34.34] | " qù nián liù suì" |
| [02:37.21] | " shàng sān nián jí shí hòu jǐ suì?" |
| [02:40.40] | " jiǔ suì" |
| [02:42.59] | " xíng a, nǐ bà bà kuài jì?" |
| [02:46.37] | " bú shì, mài yú de" |
| [02:49.24] | " ō zuò mǎi mài, nǐ mā mā shì xué xiào lǎo shī?" |
| [02:53.74] | " bú shì, yě shì mài yú de" |
| [02:57.13] | " yī bǎi jīn yú mài jiǔ shí jǐ jīn hái shèng duō shǎo?" |
| [02:59.47] | " shèng shí jīn" |
| [03:01.45] | " tīng míng bái le ma? |
| [03:03.14] | yī bǎi jīn yú mài jiǔ shí jiǔ jīn, hái shèng duō shǎo?" |
| [03:07.25] | " shí jīn" |
| [03:08.99] | " shèng dé le nà me duō ma?" |
| [03:11.30] | " shèng dé le |
| [03:12.16] | yào wǒ bà bà kàn tān r hái néng shèng dé duō" |
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