bing cong kou ru

病从口入
bing cong kou ru Lyrics

Song 病从口入
Artist 马三立
Album 相声大师 马三立
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[00:00.01] 有部分台词我听不懂-_-||
[00:01.39] 八十年代了,啊
[00:03.47] 人们哪,都要学习新时代
[00:06.32] 但分的,我们跟外国人学么
[00:08.67] 我们可以穿衣裳讲究
[00:10.12] 穿西服,女人穿漂亮一点
[00:12.81] 可以跟外国人学
[00:15.08] 啊,咱不要老是那一身
[00:16.42] 一身蓝裤褂,这也不好
[00:18.52] 可是外国人他有的东西咱不能学他
[00:21.69] 那不学,不好,那...那
[00:24.08] 俩人走着,俩人骑自行车非得搂着
[00:27.66] 一人骑一辆不得了吗
[00:30.02] 一男一女,俩人骑自行车
[00:31.40] 俩人紧挨着,搂着
[00:33.07] 那最容易出交通事故啊
[00:35.07] 走街上挎着
[00:36.42] 这早先咱们没有
[00:38.45] 咱们没有
[00:40.30] 咱们当时候这个
[00:42.30] 夫妻两口子都得离开
[00:44.09] 不能肩靠肩,手拉手走
[00:47.32] 怕人笑话,哎
[00:49.86] 女的在前面,抱着孩子走
[00:52.43] 男的离她两丈多远,后头跟着
[00:59.96] 那女的还,回头老要看他
[01:02.80] “你快点哎”
[01:04.05] “你@*%#”
[01:08.17] 怕人看着,或者男的在头里走
[01:12.27] 女的后头抱着孩子,后头跟着
[01:14.79] 男的迈大步,kuakuakua往前走
[01:16.84] 这女的抱着孩子:“你等会啊”
[01:18.81] “你走那么快干嘛啊?你等会”
[01:22.39] 那年头,现在不是
[01:24.27] 挎着,搂着,有的还没结婚
[01:27.02] 刚搞对象,刚交朋友
[01:28.92] 搂着,搂着
[01:30.85] 这女的,那肩膀,恨不得躺在这男的身上
[01:37.28] 贴着这男的心口
[01:39.85] 男的呢,搂着..搂着她这臀部
[01:48.07] 你搂着她干嘛啊,总归你了
[01:50.07] 你怕她跑了?
[01:53.06] 真...热天我上海河那河边那溜弯去了
[01:56.90] 你真有这个
[01:57.95] 坐的椅子上,还没黑呢啊
[01:59.40] 热天,七八点钟,太阳还挺高的,也没黑呢
[02:02.71] 这个,树底下,大椅子在这儿一坐
[02:05.35] 一男一女,反正觉着是...没结婚呢,是哇
[02:09.01] 结婚了不上那儿...那儿坐着去了
[02:11.57] 结了婚的,俩人...俩人坐一个椅子上,搂着
[02:14.88] 不单搂着,嘴对嘴的亲嘴儿
[02:25.26] 就...就不动换,就好像没人,不在乎
[02:28.62] 不好像没人,如入无人之境
[02:31.76] 跟没有人似的
[02:33.62] 大白天的,他也没露着
[02:35.59] 反正咱一看
[02:37.15] 反正..咱看着就...就不舒服
[02:39.86] 啊?咱不说不爱看吧
[02:41.84] 反正看不惯
[02:43.80] 有的小青年呢,在那花园那河边上过来又过去看着
[02:48.68] 他看着嗝儿,他爱看,几个小伙子
[02:52.79] “嗝儿啊,啊,这谁,这谁?”
[02:56.97] “不知道,不...不...不知道是谁”
[02:59.33] 哎——走过去还回来
[03:01.35] 回来又看
[03:04.04] 再走过去还回来
[03:05.08] 那俩也不在乎,还这样
[03:08.45] 连...连动换连动换都不动换
[03:10.60] 俩人,就这样
[03:11.100] 那个:“这谁这谁这谁这谁这这这?”
[03:14.08] “我不知道”
[03:15.16] “您是##您能不谁谁谁”
[03:16.61] “我不知道”
[03:18.21] “我不知道啊~~我不知道”
[03:21.48] 怎么唱上了
[03:22.88] 我一瞧打那边过来一文邹邹的,穿着制服
[03:25.44] 戴一眼镜,五十来岁,长得挺年轻,像四十来岁一男的
[03:28.96] 看一像啊就是知识分子
[03:30.93] 不是个教授啊也得是工程师
[03:34.24] 稳稳当当,迈步打那过来
[03:36.46] 哎,我说:“先生,先生您瞧,你看这椅子,那椅子上那俩。”
[03:41.42] 这戴一眼镜:“讨厌!这不像话,特不像话,讨厌至极!”
[03:53.29] 低着头走了
[03:54.28] 我一瞧河边站着一个
[03:55.52] 老大夫,我们街坊
[03:57.05] 六十多岁一老头
[03:58.44] 老中医,退休了
[04:00.49] 在家里经常给人看病
[04:01.95] 不要钱
[04:03.03] 我一瞧老大夫在这站着呢
[04:04.35] 哎我说:“老大夫,您在这站着呢!”
[04:07.12] “啊,这里头凉快。”
[04:09.80] 我说“您看见没,您看了么,您看见了么?”
[04:12.88] “啊?看见么了?”
[04:16.27] “你瞧那树底下,树底下那大椅子那,”
[04:20.15] “您瞧那俩,您瞧那俩人在那坐着。”
[04:23.71] 那俩人还是,抱的紧极了
[04:25.80] 还,还搂着呢
[04:27.89] 老大夫一看啊
[04:29.83] “这个,这可不好啊。”
[04:35.26] “他们不懂啊!”
[04:37.30] “病从口入啊!”
[00:00.01] you bu fen tai ci wo ting bu dong _
[00:01.39] ba shi nian dai le, a
[00:03.47] ren men na, dou yao xue xi xin shi dai
[00:06.32] dan fen de, wo men gen wai guo ren xue me
[00:08.67] wo men ke yi chuan yi shang jiang jiu
[00:10.12] chuan xi fu, nv ren chuan piao liang yi dian
[00:12.81] ke yi gen wai guo ren xue
[00:15.08] a, zan bu yao lao shi na yi shen
[00:16.42] yi shen lan ku gua, zhe ye bu hao
[00:18.52] ke shi wai guo ren ta you de dong xi zan bu neng xue ta
[00:21.69] na bu xue, bu hao, na... na
[00:24.08] lia ren zou zhe, lia ren qi zi xing che fei dei lou zhe
[00:27.66] yi ren qi yi liang bu de le ma
[00:30.02] yi nan yi nv, lia ren qi zi xing che
[00:31.40] lia ren jin ai zhe, lou zhe
[00:33.07] na zui rong yi chu jiao tong shi gu a
[00:35.07] zou jie shang kua zhe
[00:36.42] zhe zao xian zan men mei you
[00:38.45] zan men mei you
[00:40.30] zan men dang shi hou zhe ge
[00:42.30] fu qi liang kou zi dou de li kai
[00:44.09] bu neng jian kao jian, shou la shou zou
[00:47.32] pa ren xiao hua, ai
[00:49.86] nv de zai qian mian, bao zhe hai zi zou
[00:52.43] nan de li ta liang zhang duo yuan, hou tou gen zhe
[00:59.96] na nv de hai, hui tou lao yao kan ta
[01:02.80] " ni kuai dian ai"
[01:04.05] " ni"
[01:08.17] pa ren kan zhe, huo zhe nan de zai tou li zou
[01:12.27] nv de hou tou bao zhe hai zi, hou tou gen zhe
[01:14.79] nan de mai da bu, kuakuakua wang qian zou
[01:16.84] zhe nv de bao zhe hai zi:" ni deng hui a"
[01:18.81] " ni zou na me kuai gan ma a? ni deng hui"
[01:22.39] na nian tou, xian zai bu shi
[01:24.27] kua zhe, lou zhe, you de hai mei jie hun
[01:27.02] gang gao dui xiang, gang jiao peng you
[01:28.92] lou zhe, lou zhe
[01:30.85] zhe nv de, na jian bang, hen bu de tang zai zhe nan de shen shang
[01:37.28] tie zhe zhe nan de xin kou
[01:39.85] nan de ne, lou zhe.. lou zhe ta zhe tun bu
[01:48.07] ni lou zhe ta gan ma a, zong gui ni le
[01:50.07] ni pa ta pao le?
[01:53.06] zhen... re tian wo shang hai he na he bian na liu wan qu le
[01:56.90] ni zhen you zhe ge
[01:57.95] zuo de yi zi shang, hai mei hei ne a
[01:59.40] re tian, qi ba dian zhong, tai yang hai ting gao de, ye mei hei ne
[02:02.71] zhe ge, shu di xia, da yi zi zai zhe er yi zuo
[02:05.35] yi nan yi nv, fan zheng jue zhe shi... mei jie hun ne, shi wa
[02:09.01] jie hun liao bu shang na er... na er zuo zhe qu le
[02:11.57] jie le hun de, lia ren... lia ren zuo yi ge yi zi shang, lou zhe
[02:14.88] bu dan lou zhe, zui dui zui de qin zui er
[02:25.26] jiu... jiu bu dong huan, jiu hao xiang mei ren, bu zai hu
[02:28.62] bu hao xiang mei ren, ru ru wu ren zhi jing
[02:31.76] gen mei you ren shi de
[02:33.62] da bai tian de, ta ye mei lu zhe
[02:35.59] fan zheng zan yi kan
[02:37.15] fan zheng.. zan kan zhe jiu... jiu bu shu fu
[02:39.86] a? zan bu shuo bu ai kan ba
[02:41.84] fan zheng kan bu guan
[02:43.80] you de xiao qing nian ne, zai na hua yuan na he bian shang guo lai you guo qu kan zhe
[02:48.68] ta kan zhe ge er, ta ai kan, ji ge xiao huo zi
[02:52.79] " ge er a, a, zhe shui, zhe shui?"
[02:56.97] " bu zhi dao, bu... bu... bu zhi dao shi shui"
[02:59.33] ai zou guo qu hai hui lai
[03:01.35] hui lai you kan
[03:04.04] zai zou guo qu hai hui lai
[03:05.08] na lia ye bu zai hu, hai zhe yang
[03:08.45] lian... lian dong huan lian dong huan dou bu dong huan
[03:10.60] lia ren, jiu zhe yang
[03:11.100] na ge:" zhe shui zhe shui zhe shui zhe shui zhe zhe zhe?"
[03:14.08] " wo bu zhi dao"
[03:15.16] " nin shi nin neng bu shui shui shui"
[03:16.61] " wo bu zhi dao"
[03:18.21] " wo bu zhi dao a wo bu zhi dao"
[03:21.48] zen me chang shang le
[03:22.88] wo yi qiao da na bian guo lai yi wen zou zou de, chuan zhe zhi fu
[03:25.44] dai yi yan jing, wu shi lai sui, zhang de ting nian qing, xiang si shi lai sui yi nan de
[03:28.96] kan yi xiang a jiu shi zhi shi fen zi
[03:30.93] bu shi ge jiao shou a ye de shi gong cheng shi
[03:34.24] wen wen dang dang, mai bu da na guo lai
[03:36.46] ai, wo shuo:" xian sheng, xian sheng nin qiao, ni kan zhe yi zi, na yi zi shang na lia."
[03:41.42] zhe dai yi yan jing:" tao yan! zhe bu xiang hua, te bu xiang hua, tao yan zhi ji!"
[03:53.29] di zhe tou zou le
[03:54.28] wo yi qiao he bian zhan zhe yi ge
[03:55.52] lao dai fu, wo men jie fang
[03:57.05] liu shi duo sui yi lao tou
[03:58.44] lao zhong yi, tui xiu le
[04:00.49] zai jia li jing chang gei ren kan bing
[04:01.95] bu yao qian
[04:03.03] wo yi qiao lao dai fu zai zhe zhan zhe ne
[04:04.35] ai wo shuo:" lao dai fu, nin zai zhe zhan zhe ne!"
[04:07.12] " a, zhe li tou liang kuai."
[04:09.80] wo shuo" nin kan jian mei, nin kan le me, nin kan jian le me?"
[04:12.88] " a? kan jian me le?"
[04:16.27] " ni qiao na shu di xia, shu di xia na da yi zi na,"
[04:20.15] " nin qiao na lia, nin qiao na lia ren zai na zuo zhe."
[04:23.71] na lia ren hai shi, bao de jin ji le
[04:25.80] hai, hai lou zhe ne
[04:27.89] lao dai fu yi kan a
[04:29.83] " zhe ge, zhe ke bu hao a."
[04:35.26] " ta men bu dong a!"
[04:37.30] " bing cong kou ru a!"
[00:00.01] yǒu bù fèn tái cí wǒ tīng bù dǒng _
[00:01.39] bā shí nián dài le, a
[00:03.47] rén men nǎ, dōu yào xué xí xīn shí dài
[00:06.32] dàn fēn de, wǒ men gēn wài guó rén xué me
[00:08.67] wǒ men kě yǐ chuān yī shang jiǎng jiū
[00:10.12] chuān xī fú, nǚ rén chuān piào liàng yì diǎn
[00:12.81] kě yǐ gēn wài guó rén xué
[00:15.08] a, zán bú yào lǎo shì nà yī shēn
[00:16.42] yī shēn lán kù guà, zhè yě bù hǎo
[00:18.52] kě shì wài guó rén tā yǒu de dōng xī zán bù néng xué tā
[00:21.69] nà bù xué, bù hǎo, nà... nà
[00:24.08] liǎ rén zǒu zhe, liǎ rén qí zì xíng chē fēi děi lǒu zhe
[00:27.66] yī rén qí yī liàng bù dé le ma
[00:30.02] yī nán yī nǚ, liǎ rén qí zì xíng chē
[00:31.40] liǎ rén jǐn āi zhe, lǒu zhe
[00:33.07] nà zuì róng yì chū jiāo tōng shì gù a
[00:35.07] zǒu jiē shàng kuà zhe
[00:36.42] zhè zǎo xiān zán men méi yǒu
[00:38.45] zán men méi yǒu
[00:40.30] zán men dāng shí hòu zhè gè
[00:42.30] fū qī liǎng kǒu zǐ dōu dé lí kāi
[00:44.09] bù néng jiān kào jiān, shǒu lā shǒu zǒu
[00:47.32] pà rén xiào huà, āi
[00:49.86] nǚ de zài qián miàn, bào zhe hái zi zǒu
[00:52.43] nán de lí tā liǎng zhàng duō yuǎn, hòu tou gēn zhe
[00:59.96] nà nǚ de hái, huí tóu lǎo yào kàn tā
[01:02.80] " nǐ kuài diǎn āi"
[01:04.05] " nǐ"
[01:08.17] pà rén kàn zhe, huò zhě nán de zài tóu lǐ zǒu
[01:12.27] nǚ de hòu tou bào zhe hái zi, hòu tou gēn zhe
[01:14.79] nán de mài dà bù, kuakuakua wǎng qián zǒu
[01:16.84] zhè nǚ de bào zhe hái zi:" nǐ děng huì a"
[01:18.81] " nǐ zǒu nà me kuài gàn ma a? nǐ děng huì"
[01:22.39] nà nián tóu, xiàn zài bú shì
[01:24.27] kuà zhe, lǒu zhe, yǒu de hái méi jié hūn
[01:27.02] gāng gǎo duì xiàng, gāng jiāo péng yǒu
[01:28.92] lǒu zhe, lǒu zhe
[01:30.85] zhè nǚ de, nà jiān bǎng, hèn bù dé tǎng zài zhè nán de shēn shàng
[01:37.28] tiē zhe zhè nán de xīn kǒu
[01:39.85] nán de ne, lǒu zhe.. lǒu zhe tā zhè tún bù
[01:48.07] nǐ lǒu zhe tā gàn ma a, zǒng guī nǐ le
[01:50.07] nǐ pà tā pǎo le?
[01:53.06] zhēn... rè tiān wǒ shàng hǎi hé nà hé biān nà liū wān qù le
[01:56.90] nǐ zhēn yǒu zhè gè
[01:57.95] zuò de yǐ zi shàng, hái méi hēi ne a
[01:59.40] rè tiān, qī bā diǎn zhōng, tài yáng hái tǐng gāo de, yě méi hēi ne
[02:02.71] zhè gè, shù dǐ xià, dà yǐ zi zài zhè ér yī zuò
[02:05.35] yī nán yī nǚ, fǎn zhèng jué zhe shì... méi jié hūn ne, shì wa
[02:09.01] jié hūn liǎo bù shàng nà ér... nà ér zuò zhe qù le
[02:11.57] jié le hūn de, liǎ rén... liǎ rén zuò yí gè yǐ zi shàng, lǒu zhe
[02:14.88] bù dān lǒu zhe, zuǐ duì zuǐ de qīn zuǐ ér
[02:25.26] jiù... jiù bù dòng huàn, jiù hǎo xiàng méi rén, bù zài hu
[02:28.62] bù hǎo xiàng méi rén, rú rù wú rén zhī jìng
[02:31.76] gēn méi yǒu rén shì de
[02:33.62] dà bái tiān de, tā yě méi lù zhe
[02:35.59] fǎn zhèng zán yī kàn
[02:37.15] fǎn zhèng.. zán kàn zhe jiù... jiù bù shū fu
[02:39.86] a? zán bù shuō bù ài kàn ba
[02:41.84] fǎn zhèng kàn bù guàn
[02:43.80] yǒu de xiǎo qīng nián ne, zài nà huā yuán nà hé biān shàng guò lái yòu guò qù kàn zhe
[02:48.68] tā kàn zhe gé ér, tā ài kàn, jǐ gè xiǎo huǒ zi
[02:52.79] " gé ér a, a, zhè shuí, zhè shuí?"
[02:56.97] " bù zhī dào, bù... bù... bù zhī dào shì shuí"
[02:59.33] āi zǒu guò qù hái huí lái
[03:01.35] huí lái yòu kàn
[03:04.04] zài zǒu guò qù hái huí lái
[03:05.08] nà liǎ yě bù zài hu, hái zhè yàng
[03:08.45] lián... lián dòng huàn lián dòng huàn dōu bù dòng huàn
[03:10.60] liǎ rén, jiù zhè yàng
[03:11.100] nà gè:" zhè shuí zhè shuí zhè shuí zhè shuí zhè zhè zhè?"
[03:14.08] " wǒ bù zhī dào"
[03:15.16] " nín shì nín néng bù shuí shuí shuí"
[03:16.61] " wǒ bù zhī dào"
[03:18.21] " wǒ bù zhī dào a wǒ bù zhī dào"
[03:21.48] zěn me chàng shàng le
[03:22.88] wǒ yī qiáo dǎ nà biān guò lái yī wén zōu zōu de, chuān zhe zhì fú
[03:25.44] dài yī yǎn jìng, wǔ shí lái suì, zhǎng de tǐng nián qīng, xiàng sì shí lái suì yī nán de
[03:28.96] kàn yī xiàng a jiù shì zhī shí fèn zǐ
[03:30.93] bú shì gè jiào shòu a yě de shì gōng chéng shī
[03:34.24] wěn wěn dāng dāng, mài bù dǎ nà guò lái
[03:36.46] āi, wǒ shuō:" xiān shēng, xiān shēng nín qiáo, nǐ kàn zhè yǐ zi, nà yǐ zi shàng nà liǎ."
[03:41.42] zhè dài yī yǎn jìng:" tǎo yàn! zhè bù xiàng huà, tè bù xiàng huà, tǎo yàn zhì jí!"
[03:53.29] dī zhe tóu zǒu le
[03:54.28] wǒ yī qiáo hé biān zhàn zhe yí gè
[03:55.52] lǎo dài fū, wǒ men jiē fāng
[03:57.05] liù shí duō suì yī lǎo tóu
[03:58.44] lǎo zhōng yī, tuì xiū le
[04:00.49] zài jiā lǐ jīng cháng gěi rén kàn bìng
[04:01.95] bú yào qián
[04:03.03] wǒ yī qiáo lǎo dài fū zài zhè zhàn zhe ne
[04:04.35] āi wǒ shuō:" lǎo dài fū, nín zài zhè zhàn zhe ne!"
[04:07.12] " a, zhè lǐ tou liáng kuài."
[04:09.80] wǒ shuō" nín kàn jiàn méi, nín kàn le me, nín kàn jiàn le me?"
[04:12.88] " a? kàn jiàn me le?"
[04:16.27] " nǐ qiáo nà shù dǐ xià, shù dǐ xià nà dà yǐ zi nà,"
[04:20.15] " nín qiáo nà liǎ, nín qiáo nà liǎ rén zài nà zuò zhe."
[04:23.71] nà liǎ rén hái shì, bào de jǐn jí le
[04:25.80] hái, hái lǒu zhe ne
[04:27.89] lǎo dài fū yī kàn a
[04:29.83] " zhè gè, zhè kě bù hǎo a."
[04:35.26] " tā men bù dǒng a!"
[04:37.30] " bìng cóng kǒu rù a!"
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