cai di ming

猜地名
cai di ming Lyrics

Song 猜地名
Artist 刘宝瑞
Artist 郭全宝
Album 刘宝瑞对口相声集
Download Image LRC TXT
[00:01.09] 这个说相声啊差不多都得有点学问
[00:05.36] 您的学问就不错啊
[00:07.72] 我呀,我倒是认识点字
[00:10.92] 我听说了您的学问还不错
[00:13.01] 这是您听说的啊
[00:14.47] 不过说相声还是比较条件差一些
[00:20.44] 我问什么差一些呢
[00:22.22] 因为您这个人这个。。。。笨!
[00:25.30] 我就笨啊
[00:28.02] 不太聪明
[00:29.33] 您要说别人笨还可以,说我笨人家不信呢。您看我这外表五官我像那笨的人吗?不像
[00:39.70] 不在外表!我听说了您笨,您不承认呐?
[00:44.09] 诶,我不承认
[00:45.35] 那好,那咱们来个证明
[00:47.92] 怎么证明啊
[00:51.89] 当着各位同志我考您一个字,这又是个字啊又是个谜语,您要是认出这个字猜着这个谜语,就算您聪明。
[01:05.33] 你可以测验测验我的脑筋
[01:07.32] 我测验测验
[01:08.14] 咱们实验实验看
[01:09.40] 智力测验吗
[01:10.74] 可以吗
[01:11.70] 您听着啊,
[01:12.30] 您写一个
[01:13.64] 哎呀,写您这笔画也看不出来
[01:18.04] 那怎办
[01:18.86] 我就这么一说吧
[01:19.99] 您说一个
[01:22.41] 眼目的目字,目字加两点,您要认识这个字念什么,就算你聪明
[01:35.19] 就这字我不认识啊
[01:37.44] 哎,当然了
[01:38.45] 这还得承认我脑筋聪明
[01:40.40] 你?
[01:42.18] 您这眼目的目字加两点这字念貝!(贝的繁体字)
[01:45.34] 诶,貝
[01:47.11] 宝贝的贝
[01:49.01] 嘿,不对!
[01:51.64] 那这字念什么啊
[01:53.31] 目字加两点
[01:55.65] 那不念贝吗念什么
[01:57.61] 祝賀的贺!
[01:58.98] 祝賀的贺?
[02:00.93]
[02:01.53] 那怎么会呢?目字加两点念贺呢
[02:04.89] 目字加两点目字上面一个 加 底下两点
[02:09.72] 上头那 加 也算啊
[02:11.48] 它加两点吗
[02:13.44] 嘿!
[02:14.66] 那我考你一个字你也不一定认得
[02:18.35] 你?
[02:19.30] 当然是啊!
[02:20.60] 好,你考我一字!
[02:22.62] 貝字欠两点,这字念什么
[02:25.34] 那念目了
[02:26.68] 不对,这念資格的资!顶上一个欠字这面两点,资~啊
[02:33.38] 哦、、、你也会这个啊
[02:36.20] 多新鲜跟你那加两点差不多我这
[02:39.84]
[02:41.62] 怎么样
[02:42.76] 行啊
[02:43.38] 太行了呗!
[02:44.35] 有点意思
[02:46.07]
[02:46.48] 那我再说一个谜语你猜猜
[02:49.30] 好您说
[02:51.43] 我说。。。日已西斜,打我们国内一地名
[03:00.39] 哦,这是个地名
[03:01.91] 你猜猜
[03:03.17] 日已西斜啊,这地名我知道了,山西
[03:07.55] 胡说八道
[03:08.41] 怎么胡说八道啊
[03:10.53] 日已西斜,都有西了还叫山西啊?
[03:15.07] 日落西山,西斜么
[03:16.45] 日已西斜,落阳(洛阳)吗(词注:洛阳,位于河南省西部)
[03:19.14] 洛阳?
[03:20.84] 诶!
[03:22.46] 哦对对对,怎么叫洛阳呢
[03:24.24] 太阳要落了吗,洛阳
[03:26.65]
[03:27.39] 那我说一个你猜!
[03:28.93] 你也说
[03:31.41] 中秋之月,打一个地名
[03:34.13] 中秋之月,打一个地名?这个猜不着
[03:39.14] 太圆(太原)呐(词注:太原,山西省省会)
[03:40.60] 那月亮十五不太圆了吗
[03:45.11] 哈哈哈(尴尬而不失礼貌的微笑)
[03:46.81] 圆了。
[03:47.93] (掌声)
[03:50.08] 唉!有意思有意思
[03:50.66] 这谁不行啊
[03:52.00] 中秋之月,太原
[03:54.22] 诶十五月亮圆谁都知道
[03:56.76] 好好好
[03:57.36] 我说一个你猜
[03:59.34] 你还有?
[04:00.08] 东西丢了!
[04:02.30] 东西丢了
[04:03.64] 打一个地名
[04:05.79] 打一地名,哪啊
[04:08.70] 难寻(南浔)(词注:南浔古镇位于湖州市南浔区)
[04:09.95] 南。。
[04:11.01] 东西丢了吗,难以寻找,知道吗,难寻。
[04:16.89] 对对对!
[04:18.15] 有吧?难寻
[04:20.37] 你再听这个
[04:22.36] 您说
[04:23.36] 我的东西也丢了!
[04:27.36] 打国外一个地名
[04:29.32] 这是哪啊
[04:31.71] 诶!找哇(爪哇)(词注:指爪哇岛,属于印度尼西亚)
[04:32.67] 爪哇?!
[04:35.73] 唉,您找吧
[04:39.02] (掌声)
[04:38.73] 对不对?
[04:41.32] 您再听我这个
[04:42.58] 您说
[04:43.15] 我说呀,我三九天不戴帽子,打河北省一个地名
[04:52.91] 这是哪啊
[04:54.41] 冬光(东光)(词注:东光县地处沧州市南部。)
[04:56.13] 东,,,哦,东光
[04:58.46] 哎对我冬天光着头,东光
[05:01.45]
[05:03.19] 三九天不戴帽子
[05:03.91] 我再说一个
[05:04.75] 您再说一个
[05:05.84] 我三九天穿背心,打一个地名
[05:09.04] 这哪啊
[05:10.73] 寒单(邯郸)(词注:邯郸,河北省省辖市)
[05:11.24] 再听我这个
[05:13.50] 您这是什么?
[05:14.12] 我啊,我三伏天穿皮猴(词注:皮猴是天津对皮衣的一种叫法,皮衣就叫皮猴)打一地名。
[05:18.54] 这是哪啊
[05:21.18] 嗨!捂汗!(武汉)(词注:武汉,湖北省省会)
[05:22.44] 武汉呐!
[05:25.42] (掌声)
[00:01.09] zhe ge shuo xiang sheng a cha bu duo dou de you dian xue wen
[00:05.36] nin de xue wen jiu bu cuo a
[00:07.72] wo ya, wo dao shi ren shi dian zi
[00:10.92] wo ting shuo le nin de xue wen hai bu cuo
[00:13.01] zhe shi nin ting shuo de a
[00:14.47] bu guo shuo xiang sheng hai shi bi jiao tiao jian cha yi xie
[00:20.44] wo wen shen me cha yi xie ne
[00:22.22] yin wei nin zhe ge ren zhe ge.... ben!
[00:25.30] wo jiu ben a
[00:28.02] bu tai cong ming
[00:29.33] nin yao shuo bie ren ben hai ke yi, shuo wo ben ren jia bu xin ne. nin kan wo zhe wai biao wu guan wo xiang na ben de ren ma? bu xiang
[00:39.70] bu zai wai biao! wo ting shuo le nin ben, nin bu cheng ren na?
[00:44.09] ei, wo bu cheng ren
[00:45.35] na hao, na zan men lai ge zheng ming
[00:47.92] zen me zheng ming a
[00:51.89] dang zhe ge wei tong zhi wo kao nin yi ge zi, zhe you shi ge zi a you shi ge mi yu, nin yao shi ren chu zhe ge zi cai zhe zhe ge mi yu, jiu suan nin cong ming.
[01:05.33] ni ke yi ce yan ce yan wo de nao jin
[01:07.32] wo ce yan ce yan
[01:08.14] zan men shi yan shi yan kan
[01:09.40] zhi li ce yan ma
[01:10.74] ke yi ma
[01:11.70] nin ting zhe a,
[01:12.30] nin xie yi ge
[01:13.64] ai ya, xie nin zhe bi hua ye kan bu chu lai
[01:18.04] na zen ban
[01:18.86] wo jiu zhe me yi shuo ba
[01:19.99] nin shuo yi ge
[01:22.41] yan mu di mu zi, mu zi jia liang dian, nin yao ren shi zhe ge zi nian shen me, jiu suan ni cong ming
[01:35.19] jiu zhe zi wo bu ren shi a
[01:37.44] ai, dang ran le
[01:38.45] zhe hai de cheng ren wo nao jin cong ming
[01:40.40] ni?
[01:42.18] nin zhe yan mu di mu zi jia liang dian zhe zi nian bei! bei de fan ti zi
[01:45.34] ei, bei
[01:47.11] bao bei de bei
[01:49.01] hei, bu dui!
[01:51.64] na zhe zi nian shen me a
[01:53.31] mu zi jia liang dian
[01:55.65] na bu nian bei ma nian shen me
[01:57.61] zhu he de he!
[01:58.98] zhu he de he?
[02:00.93] a
[02:01.53] na zen me hui ne? mu zi jia liang dian nian he ne
[02:04.89] mu zi jia liang dian mu zi shang mian yi ge jia di xia liang dian
[02:09.72] shang tou na jia ye suan a
[02:11.48] ta jia liang dian ma
[02:13.44] hei!
[02:14.66] na wo kao ni yi ge zi ni ye bu yi ding ren de
[02:18.35] ni?
[02:19.30] dang ran shi a!
[02:20.60] hao, ni kao wo yi zi!
[02:22.62] bei zi qian liang dian, zhe zi nian shen me
[02:25.34] na nian mu le
[02:26.68] bu dui, zhe nian zi ge de zi! ding shang yi ge qian zi zhe mian liang dian, zi a
[02:33.38] o ni ye hui zhe ge a
[02:36.20] duo xin xian gen ni na jia liang dian cha bu duo wo zhe
[02:39.84] ei
[02:41.62] zen me yang
[02:42.76] xing a
[02:43.38] tai xing le bei!
[02:44.35] you dian yi si
[02:46.07]
[02:46.48] na wo zai shuo yi ge mi yu ni cai cai
[02:49.30] hao nin shuo
[02:51.43] wo shuo... ri yi xi xie, da wo men guo nei yi di ming
[03:00.39] o, zhe shi ge di ming
[03:01.91] ni cai cai
[03:03.17] ri yi xi xie a, zhe di ming wo zhi dao le, shan xi
[03:07.55] hu shuo ba dao
[03:08.41] zen me hu shuo ba dao a
[03:10.53] ri yi xi xie, dou you xi le hai jiao shan xi a?
[03:15.07] ri luo xi shan, xi xie me
[03:16.45] ri yi xi xie, luo yang luo yang ma ci zhu: luo yang, wei yu he nan sheng xi bu
[03:19.14] luo yang?
[03:20.84] ei!
[03:22.46] o dui dui dui, zen me jiao luo yang ne
[03:24.24] tai yang yao luo le ma, luo yang
[03:26.65] o
[03:27.39] na wo shuo yi ge ni cai!
[03:28.93] ni ye shuo
[03:31.41] zhong qiu zhi yue, da yi ge di ming
[03:34.13] zhong qiu zhi yue, da yi ge di ming? zhe ge cai bu zhao
[03:39.14] tai yuan tai yuan na ci zhu: tai yuan, shan xi sheng sheng hui
[03:40.60] na yue liang shi wu bu tai yuan le ma
[03:45.11] ha ha ha gan ga er bu shi li mao de wei xiao
[03:46.81] yuan le.
[03:47.93] zhang sheng
[03:50.08] ai! you yi si you yi si
[03:50.66] zhe shui bu xing a
[03:52.00] zhong qiu zhi yue, tai yuan
[03:54.22] ei shi wu yue liang yuan shui dou zhi dao
[03:56.76] hao hao hao
[03:57.36] wo shuo yi ge ni cai
[03:59.34] ni hai you?
[04:00.08] dong xi diu le!
[04:02.30] dong xi diu le
[04:03.64] da yi ge di ming
[04:05.79] da yi di ming, na a
[04:08.70] nan xun nan xun ci zhu: nan xun gu zhen wei yu hu zhou shi nan xun qu
[04:09.95] nan..
[04:11.01] dong xi diu le ma, nan yi xun zhao, zhi dao ma, nan xun.
[04:16.89] dui dui dui!
[04:18.15] you ba? nan xun
[04:20.37] ni zai ting zhe ge
[04:22.36] nin shuo
[04:23.36] wo de dong xi ye diu le!
[04:27.36] da guo wai yi ge di ming
[04:29.32] zhe shi na a
[04:31.71] ei! zhao wa zhao wa ci zhu: zhi zhao wa dao, shu yu yin du ni xi ya
[04:32.67] zhao wa?!
[04:35.73] ai, nin zhao ba
[04:39.02] zhang sheng
[04:38.73] dui bu dui?
[04:41.32] nin zai ting wo zhe ge
[04:42.58] nin shuo
[04:43.15] wo shuo ya, wo san jiu tian bu dai mao zi, da he bei sheng yi ge di ming
[04:52.91] zhe shi na a
[04:54.41] dong guang dong guang ci zhu: dong guang xian di chu cang zhou shi nan bu.
[04:56.13] dong,,, o, dong guang
[04:58.46] ai dui wo dong tian guang zhe tou, dong guang
[05:01.45] o
[05:03.19] san jiu tian bu dai mao zi
[05:03.91] wo zai shuo yi ge
[05:04.75] nin zai shuo yi ge
[05:05.84] wo san jiu tian chuan bei xin, da yi ge di ming
[05:09.04] zhe na a
[05:10.73] han dan han dan ci zhu: han dan, he bei sheng sheng xia shi
[05:11.24] zai ting wo zhe ge
[05:13.50] nin zhe shi shen me?
[05:14.12] wo a, wo san fu tian chuan pi hou ci zhu: pi hou shi tian jin dui pi yi de yi zhong jiao fa, pi yi jiu jiao pi hou da yi di ming.
[05:18.54] zhe shi na a
[05:21.18] hai! wu han! wu han ci zhu: wu han, hu bei sheng sheng hui
[05:22.44] wu han na!
[05:25.42] zhang sheng
[00:01.09] zhè gè shuō xiàng sheng a chà bù duō dōu dé yǒu diǎn xué wèn
[00:05.36] nín de xué wèn jiù bù cuò a
[00:07.72] wǒ ya, wǒ dǎo shì rèn shi diǎn zì
[00:10.92] wǒ tīng shuō le nín de xué wèn hái bù cuò
[00:13.01] zhè shì nín tīng shuō de a
[00:14.47] bù guò shuō xiàng sheng hái shì bǐ jiào tiáo jiàn chà yī xiē
[00:20.44] wǒ wèn shén me chà yī xiē ne
[00:22.22] yīn wèi nín zhè gè rén zhè gè.... bèn!
[00:25.30] wǒ jiù bèn a
[00:28.02] bù tài cōng míng
[00:29.33] nín yào shuō bié rén bèn hái kě yǐ, shuō wǒ bèn rén jiā bù xìn ne. nín kàn wǒ zhè wài biǎo wǔ guān wǒ xiàng nà bèn de rén ma? bù xiàng
[00:39.70] bù zài wài biǎo! wǒ tīng shuō le nín bèn, nín bù chéng rèn nà?
[00:44.09] éi, wǒ bù chéng rèn
[00:45.35] nà hǎo, nà zán men lái gè zhèng míng
[00:47.92] zěn me zhèng míng a
[00:51.89] dāng zhe gè wèi tóng zhì wǒ kǎo nín yí gè zì, zhè yòu shì gè zì a yòu shì gè mí yǔ, nín yào shì rèn chū zhè gè zì cāi zhe zhè gè mí yǔ, jiù suàn nín cōng míng.
[01:05.33] nǐ kě yǐ cè yàn cè yàn wǒ de nǎo jīn
[01:07.32] wǒ cè yàn cè yàn
[01:08.14] zán men shí yàn shí yàn kàn
[01:09.40] zhì lì cè yàn ma
[01:10.74] kě yǐ ma
[01:11.70] nín tīng zhe a,
[01:12.30] nín xiě yí gè
[01:13.64] āi yā, xiě nín zhè bǐ huà yě kàn bu chū lái
[01:18.04] nà zěn bàn
[01:18.86] wǒ jiù zhè me yī shuō ba
[01:19.99] nín shuō yí gè
[01:22.41] yǎn mù dì mù zì, mù zì jiā liǎng diǎn, nín yào rèn shi zhè gè zì niàn shén me, jiù suàn nǐ cōng míng
[01:35.19] jiù zhè zì wǒ bù rèn shi a
[01:37.44] āi, dāng rán le
[01:38.45] zhè hái dé chéng rèn wǒ nǎo jīn cōng míng
[01:40.40] nǐ?
[01:42.18] nín zhè yǎn mù dì mù zì jiā liǎng diǎn zhè zì niàn bèi! bèi de fán tǐ zì
[01:45.34] éi, bèi
[01:47.11] bǎo bèi de bèi
[01:49.01] hēi, bú duì!
[01:51.64] nà zhè zì niàn shén me a
[01:53.31] mù zì jiā liǎng diǎn
[01:55.65] nà bù niàn bèi ma niàn shén me
[01:57.61] zhù hè de hè!
[01:58.98] zhù hè de hè?
[02:00.93] a
[02:01.53] nà zěn me huì ne? mù zì jiā liǎng diǎn niàn hè ne
[02:04.89] mù zì jiā liǎng diǎn mù zì shàng miàn yí gè jiā dǐ xià liǎng diǎn
[02:09.72] shàng tou nà jiā yě suàn a
[02:11.48] tā jiā liǎng diǎn ma
[02:13.44] hēi!
[02:14.66] nà wǒ kǎo nǐ yí gè zì nǐ yě bù yí dìng rèn de
[02:18.35] nǐ?
[02:19.30] dāng rán shì a!
[02:20.60] hǎo, nǐ kǎo wǒ yī zì!
[02:22.62] bèi zì qiàn liǎng diǎn, zhè zì niàn shén me
[02:25.34] nà niàn mù le
[02:26.68] bú duì, zhè niàn zī gé de zī! dǐng shàng yī ge qiàn zì zhè miàn liǎng diǎn, zī a
[02:33.38] ó nǐ yě huì zhè gè a
[02:36.20] duō xīn xiān gēn nǐ nà jiā liǎng diǎn chà bù duō wǒ zhè
[02:39.84] éi
[02:41.62] zěn me yàng
[02:42.76] xíng a
[02:43.38] tài xíng le bei!
[02:44.35] yǒu diǎn yì sī
[02:46.07]
[02:46.48] nà wǒ zài shuō yí gè mí yǔ nǐ cāi cāi
[02:49.30] hǎo nín shuō
[02:51.43] wǒ shuō... rì yǐ xī xié, dǎ wǒ men guó nèi yī dì míng
[03:00.39] ó, zhè shì gè dì míng
[03:01.91] nǐ cāi cāi
[03:03.17] rì yǐ xī xié a, zhè dì míng wǒ zhī dào le, shān xī
[03:07.55] hú shuō bā dào
[03:08.41] zěn me hú shuō bā dào a
[03:10.53] rì yǐ xī xié, dōu yǒu xī le hái jiào shān xī a?
[03:15.07] rì luò xī shān, xī xié me
[03:16.45] rì yǐ xī xié, luò yáng luò yáng ma cí zhù: luò yáng, wèi yú hé nán shěng xī bù
[03:19.14] luò yáng?
[03:20.84] éi!
[03:22.46] ó duì duì duì, zěn me jiào luò yáng ne
[03:24.24] tài yáng yào luò le ma, luò yáng
[03:26.65] ó
[03:27.39] nà wǒ shuō yí gè nǐ cāi!
[03:28.93] nǐ yě shuō
[03:31.41] zhōng qiū zhī yuè, dǎ yí gè dì míng
[03:34.13] zhōng qiū zhī yuè, dǎ yí gè dì míng? zhè gè cāi bù zháo
[03:39.14] tài yuán tài yuán nà cí zhù: tài yuán, shān xī shěng shěng huì
[03:40.60] nà yuè liàng shí wǔ bù tài yuán le ma
[03:45.11] hā hā hā gān gà ér bù shī lǐ mào de wēi xiào
[03:46.81] yuán le.
[03:47.93] zhǎng shēng
[03:50.08] āi! yǒu yì sī yǒu yì sī
[03:50.66] zhè shuí bù xíng a
[03:52.00] zhōng qiū zhī yuè, tài yuán
[03:54.22] éi shí wǔ yuè liàng yuán shuí dōu zhī dào
[03:56.76] hǎo hǎo hǎo
[03:57.36] wǒ shuō yí gè nǐ cāi
[03:59.34] nǐ hái yǒu?
[04:00.08] dōng xī diū le!
[04:02.30] dōng xī diū le
[04:03.64] dǎ yí gè dì míng
[04:05.79] dǎ yī dì míng, nǎ a
[04:08.70] nán xún nán xún cí zhù: nán xún gǔ zhèn wèi yú hú zhōu shì nán xún qū
[04:09.95] nán..
[04:11.01] dōng xī diū le ma, nán yǐ xún zhǎo, zhī dào ma, nán xún.
[04:16.89] duì duì duì!
[04:18.15] yǒu ba? nán xún
[04:20.37] nǐ zài tīng zhè gè
[04:22.36] nín shuō
[04:23.36] wǒ de dōng xī yě diū le!
[04:27.36] dǎ guó wài yí gè dì míng
[04:29.32] zhè shì nǎ a
[04:31.71] éi! zhǎo wa zhǎo wā cí zhù: zhǐ zhǎo wā dǎo, shǔ yú yìn dù ní xī yà
[04:32.67] zhǎo wā?!
[04:35.73] āi, nín zhǎo ba
[04:39.02] zhǎng shēng
[04:38.73] duì bú duì?
[04:41.32] nín zài tīng wǒ zhè gè
[04:42.58] nín shuō
[04:43.15] wǒ shuō ya, wǒ sān jiǔ tiān bù dài mào zi, dǎ hé běi shěng yí gè dì míng
[04:52.91] zhè shì nǎ a
[04:54.41] dōng guāng dōng guāng cí zhù: dōng guāng xiàn dì chǔ cāng zhōu shì nán bù.
[04:56.13] dōng,,, ó, dōng guāng
[04:58.46] āi duì wǒ dōng tiān guāng zhe tóu, dōng guāng
[05:01.45] ó
[05:03.19] sān jiǔ tiān bù dài mào zi
[05:03.91] wǒ zài shuō yí gè
[05:04.75] nín zài shuō yí gè
[05:05.84] wǒ sān jiǔ tiān chuān bèi xīn, dǎ yí gè dì míng
[05:09.04] zhè nǎ a
[05:10.73] hán dān hán dān cí zhù: hán dān, hé běi shěng shěng xiá shì
[05:11.24] zài tīng wǒ zhè gè
[05:13.50] nín zhè shì shén me?
[05:14.12] wǒ a, wǒ sān fú tiān chuān pí hóu cí zhù: pí hóu shì tiān jīn duì pí yī de yī zhǒng jiào fǎ, pí yī jiù jiào pí hóu dǎ yī dì míng.
[05:18.54] zhè shì nǎ a
[05:21.18] hāi! wǔ hàn! wǔ hàn cí zhù: wǔ hàn, hú běi shěng shěng huì
[05:22.44] wǔ hàn nà!
[05:25.42] zhǎng shēng
猜地名 cai di ming Lyrics
YouTube Results (More on YouTube)