| [00:00.222] | 马：怎么样？ |
| [00:01.554] | 刘：有！ |
| [00:02.129] | 马：这我能说瞎话吗？嘿嘿，没错！ |
| [00:07.615] | 郭：哎，来吧，来吧！ |
| [00:09.260] | 刘：干嘛啊？ |
| [00:10.253] | 郭：有啊？ |
| [00:11.820] | 刘：有！ |
| [00:12.604] | 郭：那我就问你吧 |
| [00:13.910] | 那么这个井它怎么刮出去的呢？ |
| [00:17.097] | 刘：啊……哦，您是不知道这井怎么刮出去的？ |
| [00:24.281] | 郭：哎，对，怎么会刮出墙外头去的？ |
| [00:25.926] | 刘：哦，让我给您说说这个经过？ |
| [00:27.180] | 郭：对对对 |
| [00:27.833] | 刘：那可以，那可以，它这个这个…… |
| [00:30.655] | 它这个事情我瞧见了 |
| [00:32.483] | 郭：哦，好好，眼见为实嘛 |
| [00:35.331] | 刘：对对，它这个…… |
| [00:37.577] | 好比是说这个…… |
| [00:39.432] | 这个井是不是呀？ |
| [00:40.581] | 郭：是呀！ |
| [00:41.260] | 刘：井就是……让风嘛就给……刮到墙外头 |
| [00:45.597] | 是这个意思吗？ |
| [00:46.406] | 马：嗳，对对 |
| [00:47.582] | 刘：这个，这个这个…… |
| [00:50.534] | 郭：怎么样？ |
| [00:51.605] | 刘：原因哪，大概是这个，这个……井是不是？ |
| [00:55.236] | 郭：是呀！ |
| [00:55.915] | 刘：井它这个……井里当然有水喽！ |
| [00:59.050] | 郭：多新鲜哪！ |
| [01:00.225] | 刘：对不对？有水……有水就可能刮出去了 |
| [01:04.222] | 郭：有水就刮出去啦？ |
| [01:05.633] | 刘：嗳，对喽！它这个主要……仿佛是这个…… |
| [01:11.667] | 大概呀，大概是……是这个…… |
| [01:15.873] | 哦，对对对，明白了！ |
| [01:18.851] | 你知道他们家那井怎么刮出去的？ |
| [01:20.810] | 郭：怎么刮出去的？ |
| [01:22.926] | 刘：水太少啦！压不住！压不住！ |
| [01:29.770] | 郭：哦，水少啦！压不住！ |
| [01:32.330] | 刘：嗳“呜”掫出去了 |
| [01:33.636] | 郭：没听说过！ |
| [01:35.569] | 甭说这井里还有水，就算是干井它也刮不出去！ |
| [01:41.864] | 刘：它干井刮不出去 |
| [01:45.522] | 眼睁着他们家这湿井就刮出去了嘛！ |
| [01:49.309] | 郭：那你得说它怎么刮出去的呀？ |
| [01:51.477] | 刘：怎么刮出去的，我告诉你呀，它不是…… |
| [01:53.802] | 它这个这个……它好像是这个这个…… |
| [01:55.971] | 郭：什么呀？ |
| [01:57.460] | 刘：咳，你怎么这么糊涂哇！你这个…… |
| [02:00.934] | 我瞧见啦！ |
| [02:02.240] | 郭：你瞧见那更好啦，它怎么刮出去的呢？ |
| [02:05.740] | 刘：它不是…… |
| [02:06.916] | 你这何必找这麻烦呢，你自己看看不完了嘛 |
| [02:09.972] | 你到那儿瞧瞧去，一看你就明白了 |
| [02:12.976] | 郭：你说明白了比我看的还明白哪！ |
| [02:15.876] | 刘：这个人这份儿死心眼儿劲儿的啊 |
| [02:19.664] | 我让你看你不看，非我说？ |
| [02:21.753] | 郭：你说 |
| [02:22.433] | 刘：我说，我告诉你呀，它这个这个…… |
| [02:25.254] | 它不是井嘛，是不是，这个井啊，大概…… |
| [02:30.034] | 哦！ |
| [02:32.385] | 郭：怎么意思？ |
| [02:33.221] | 刘：不在这井上，主要啊，它这个…… |
| [02:37.949] | 怎么刮到墙外头去的，它这个墙太矮呀，你知道吗 |
| [02:44.663] | 郭：那多矮的墙，这井它也刮不出去！ |
| [02:48.372] | 刘：不是砖墙！ |
| [02:50.671] | 郭：土墙它也刮不出去！ |
| [02:52.891] | 刘：也不是土墙啊 |
| [02:55.451] | 郭：那是什么墙啊？ |
| [02:56.731] | 刘：篱笆墙！ |
| [02:58.090] | 哎，对，篱笆墙！ |
| [02:59.709] | 郭：不管是什么墙啊，这井也刮不出去！ |
| [03:03.523] | 刘：那不行啊，它篱笆墙那当然刮得出去啦 |
| [03:06.135] | 郭：怎么能刮出去？ |
| [03:07.076] | 刘：它这个…… |
| [03:07.651] | 你想，它这个篱笆墙……篱笆……篱笆…… |
| [03:13.058] | 对啊，对啊，篱笆墙它糟啦 |
| [03:17.734] | 哎，有这么句话，糟篱笆一撞儿，那井就撞出去了 |
| [03:24.708] | 糟篱笆一撞儿，就在这了 |
| [03:26.642] | 郭：这不在那篱笆墙上，还得在这井上 |
| [03:29.776] | 他说是这井啊让风给刮出去了 |
| [03:33.146] | 您说的是篱笆墙，这跟篱笆墙没关系 |
| [03:36.150] | 刘：有关系，有关系，一说您就明白啦 |
| [03:40.617] | 这个篱笆墙啊，好像是啊，年头儿太多了 |
| [03:47.566] | 篱笆墙呢它糟朽啦，它靠地这层啊，根儿啊都烂了 |
| [03:56.813] | 让这个风吹雨打日晒的，根儿糟了 |
| [04:00.052] | 根儿糟了呢它不是…… |
| [04:02.011] | 哦，那天刮风来着，那天刮风风大 |
| [04:04.676] | “呜，呜”抽冷子一阵风 |
| [04:08.098] | “呜，呜”、“呜”……坏了 |
| [04:11.546] | 郭：怎么了？ |
| [04:12.199] | 刘：“呜”一下子，把这墙啊，吹得鼓进一块来 |
| [04:17.476] | 墙往里这么一鼓，它把井就让出去了 |
| [04:23.719] | 马：哎，对对 |
| [04:26.018] | 刘：井没动啊，墙动了，这不一样嘛 |
| [04:30.615] | 马：哎，对了，明白吗？明白吗？ |
| [04:35.370] | 刘：你这都像话吗？ |
| [04:40.568] | 地里那井有刮墙外边的？ |
| [04:43.206] | 有你这么说话的吗？ |
| [04:44.408] | 马：我这人说话爱省事 |
| [04:46.158] | 刘：你省事我可费事了 |
| [04:49.241] | 这玩艺儿你看他不依不饶的 |
| [04:51.905] | 没我跟着人家能完吗？ |
| [04:58.384] | 马：好，好 |
| [04:59.481] | 刘：这个，怎么说吧？ |
| [05:01.544] | 马：你穿着吧，你忙什么啦？ |
| [05:05.071] | 刘：穿多少日子？多少日子？ |
| [05:06.142] | 马：穿俩月，穿俩月吧，那有什么呀！ |
| [05:08.545] | 刘：穿俩月？你往后说话可留点神！ |
| [05:19.673] | 郭：要这样看，我也得多做两件马褂了 |
| [05:29.652] | 马：怎么样，啊，明白了吧？ |
| [05:32.421] | 郭：人要不这样说，我哪明白得了 |
| [05:35.112] | 马：我这学问，不得这么说话嘛 |
| [05:37.228] | 郭：您什么学问哪？ |
| [05:38.403] | 马：我告诉您说，就这篱笆墙坏了 |
| [05:41.538] | 修修这篱笆墙，您知道花多少钱？ |
| [05:45.587] | 郭：多少钱哪？ |
| [05:47.024] | 马：六百块！ |
| [05:48.539] | 郭：啊？六百？拿起来就说 |
| [05:52.562] | 修理修理篱笆墙花了六百多块呀？ |
| [05:55.931] | 马：没关系，咱们不在乎 |
| [05:57.760] | 咱家里有！有钱！没关系！ |
| [06:02.410] | 郭：哦，您随便花，您随便花！ |
| [06:04.317] | 马：修理之后，嘿，那么漂亮！ |
| [06:07.843] | 亲戚朋友都来了，都看了看，直给我道喜 |
| [06:11.317] | 郭：哦，篱笆墙修好了之后给您道喜？ |
| [06:13.512] | 马：给我道喜，我说： |
| [06:14.400] | “别，那什么，你们几位别走啦，我请你们吃饭吧” |
| [06:21.662] | 郭：哦，请人吃饭家里吃呀？ |
| [06:23.830] | 马：家里吃干吗？家里有什么呀？外头吃去！ |
| [06:26.547] | 郭：哪儿吃呢？ |
| [06:27.409] | 马：便宜坊！ |
| [06:29.002] | 郭：哦，鲜鱼口儿里头 |
| [06:30.596] | 马：对，对，对，我们一块儿去了 |
| [06:34.175] | 上楼一看哪，不行！ |
| [06:36.238] | 郭：怎么了？ |
| [06:36.917] | 马：那么闷热闷热的 |
| [06:38.746] | 郭：天气热？ |
| [06:39.451] | 马：不是，窗户没开开 |
| [06:40.340] | 郭：那把窗户打开 |
| [06:41.698] | 马：赶紧把窗户打开 |
| [06:43.317] | 我们就在窗口儿这地方找了一张桌子，我们几人坐下 |
| [06:47.471] | 郭：哦，离着窗口近 |
| [06:48.934] | 马：这时候我们大家点菜 |
| [06:52.617] | 郭：想菜吧 |
| [06:53.610] | 马：正这儿想着哪，巧劲儿，嘿 |
| [06:58.782] | 郭：又怎么了？ |
| [06:59.670] | 马：就听楼底下，“扑棱扑棱～～” |
| [07:09.414] | 郭：什么声音呀？ |
| [07:10.694] | 马：翅膀儿响 |
| [07:11.948] | 郭：翅膀儿响？ |
| [07:13.828] | 马：正在这时候，就从楼窗那地方 |
| [07:19.314] | “忽悠，忽悠”飞进一只烤鸭子来 |
| [07:25.845] | 嗬，“忽悠，忽悠”，“叭”正落在我们这桌子上头 |
| [07:30.495] | 我一看，嗬，还冒热气儿呢，刚烤得的，我说： |
| [07:33.812] | “行啦，咱甭要菜了，先吃它得了” |
| [07:36.268] | 我们这通儿吃哟…… |
| [07:37.861] | 郭：行了，行了…… |
| [07:40.421] | 马：没脑袋！ |
| [07:41.466] | 郭：行了，您说什么？ |
| [07:42.929] | 马：烤鸭子！ |
| [07:44.157] | 郭：烤鸭子由打楼底下往上飞呀？ |
| [07:46.821] | 马：啊，没脑袋 |
| [07:49.224] | 郭：有脑袋也飞不上来呀！ |
| [07:51.602] | 马：嗬，油多极了 |
| [07:53.456] | 郭：你就别说了，活鸭子它也飞不上来呀！ |
| [07:57.636] | 这人说话云山雾罩的！ |
| [08:00.823] | 马：它真飞上来了嘛！ |
| [08:02.233] | 郭：哪儿的事呀？ |
| [08:03.357] | 马：这我能说瞎话吗？ |
| [08:04.872] | 郭：你一句实话没有，完全是瞎话！ |
| [08:07.249] | 马：你不信哪？ |
| [08:07.954] | 郭：我是不信！ |
| [08:08.842] | 马：你问他去！你问他去呀！ |
| [08:12.708] | 郭：他知道？ |
| [08:13.231] | 马：当然啦！这我能说瞎话吗？ |
| [08:20.676] | 郭：先生 |
| [08:23.445] | 刘：啊，你明白了？它这个，主要啊，井没…… |
| [08:27.102] | 郭：您等会儿，这不是那井的事了 |
| [08:34.756] | 再跟您打听点儿事 |
| [08:36.532] | 几个人在楼上吃饭，由打楼底下飞上一只烧鸭子来呀 |
| [08:46.851] | 刘：您再说说，什么事？ |
| [08:48.496] | 郭：几个人哪在一块儿吃饭 |
| [08:49.933] | 刘：啊 |
| [08:50.691] | 郭：由打楼底下呀，飞上一只烤鸭子来 |
| [08:57.038] | 刘：你没睡醒哪！ |
| [08:58.580] | 郭：我怎么又没睡醒呀？ |
| [08:59.860] | 刘：烤鸭子……哎，哎，哎！ |
| [09:01.505] | 马：你给我脱下来！ |
| [09:04.144] | 刘：不是说好了俩月吗？ |
| [09:08.506] | 马：五个月都没关系！ |
| [09:10.047] | 刘：那这又怎么了？ |
| [09:11.066] | 马：又怎么了？ |
| [09:11.980] | 我那天吃烤鸭子去了，飞上来没有？ |
| [09:14.958] | 我吃的！飞上来没有？ |
| [09:17.414] | 刘：哦，哦，哦，你说你呀？ |
| [09:21.437] | 他吃饭，飞上一只烤鸭子来？ |
| [09:26.086] | 郭：没这个事呀！ |
| [09:27.027] | 刘：有！有啊！ |
| [09:32.382] | 马：嘿嘿，对不对？ |
| [09:32.983] | 我能说瞎话吗？嘿嘿，没错儿！ |
| [09:38.390] | 郭：哎呀，看来这马褂的用处可真不小！ |
| [09:46.697] | 哦，飞上一只烤鸭子来呀？ |
| [09:48.813] | 刘：啊，对了，对了 |
| [09:49.832] | 郭：怎么飞上来的？ |
| [09:51.582] | 刘：怎么飞上来的……这我知道，有我在场嘛 |
| [09:55.474] | 郭：好，好，你说说吧 |
| [09:57.303] | 刘：呃，大致啊，是这个意思，这个…… |
| [10:02.031] | 烤鸭子就飞上来的……鸭子…… |
| [10:06.994] | 哎，对呀，对呀，这您明白呀，我一说您就明白了 |
| [10:10.547] | 郭：我明白什么？ |
| [10:11.304] | 刘：您想，鸭子它这个……这个…… |
| [10:16.633] | 原因是鸭子……有翅膀儿 |
| [10:20.055] | 郭：我知道有翅膀儿 |
| [10:21.179] | 刘：哎，所以飞上去了 |
| [10:22.485] | 郭：没听说过！烤鸭子往上飞？ |
| [10:24.914] | 就是活鸭子也飞不上去！ |
| [10:26.664] | 刘：哦，烤鸭子呀，对啦，烤鸭子它…… |
| [10:31.210] | 它也能飞，也能飞，也能飞呀不过它费点劲 |
| [10:37.531] | 它这个……好像是……费劲的这个意思呀…… |
| [10:42.730] | 烤鸭子飞到楼上 |
| [10:48.973] | 郭：对对 |
| [10:50.227] | 刘：烤鸭子飞到楼上……哎呀，这个这个…… |
| [10:57.489] | 因为呀这个楼窗敞着呢，所以它飞上去了 |
| [11:09.140] | 郭：怎么飞进去的呢？ |
| [11:10.968] | 刘：楼窗敞着哪，那敞着就…… |
| [11:14.181] | 苍蝇蚊子它也能飞上去 |
| [11:18.831] | 郭：苍蝇蚊子能飞上去 |
| [11:20.111] | 我问你这烤鸭子怎么飞上去的呢？ |
| [11:22.540] | 刘：是呀，你想呀 |
| [11:23.611] | 它固然是苍蝇蚊子可以飞呀，这个烤鸭子它怎么能飞呢？ |
| [11:28.287] | 郭：是呀 |
| [11:28.862] | 刘：它这个……好像是呀…… |
| [11:30.403] | 比方这么说吧，这个意思……大概其呀…… |
| [11:36.725] | 呃，这个……你明白不明白？ |
| [11:39.468] | 郭：我明白什么呀？你这没说明白我能听明白吗？ |
| [11:42.864] | 刘：还没听明白？ |
| [11:44.614] | 郭：你没说明白呀！ |
| [11:46.024] | 刘：哦，对了，对了，它这个烤鸭子呀…… |
| [11:48.846] | 烤鸭子往楼上飞……哎呀，烤鸭子，烤鸭子 |
| [11:55.664] | 烤鸭子你没看见过吗？ |
| [11:57.153] | 郭：烤鸭子？没看见过！ |
| [12:00.313] | 刘：大炉，没看见过？ |
| [12:02.612] | 郭：哦，您说那炉哇，炉我看见过 |
| [12:05.172] | 刘：啊，还是的，那个大炉，要把鸭子搁里头烤 |
| [12:08.281] | 那个……那个鸭子，没烤的的时候是一个白胖子 |
| [12:16.562] | 腆胸叠肚的，对不对？是不是？ |
| [12:20.193] | 就要烤了，它那个烤呢，有两种烤法 |
| [12:24.764] | 有一种呢，好像是拿勾儿挂着脖子，搁到炉里头 |
| [12:30.433] | 另外有一种叉烧，懂吗？ |
| [12:32.966] | 郭：叉烧 |
| [12:33.620] | 刘：把这鸭子叉住，搁在那个炉火里头烧，对吗？ |
| [12:37.721] | 它这个……它烧哇……它飞上去呀……它这个它是…… |
| [12:43.624] | 哎哟，你怎么了，你想想，你把鸭子烤急了它不飞吗？ |
| [12:52.323] | 它受得了吗？你怎么了你这路人真是！ |
| [12:57.495] | 郭：你说这鸭子它烤到什么程度上它也飞不上去！ |
| [13:01.936] | 刘：烤急了它不飞呀！ |
| [13:03.582] | 郭：它不飞！ |
| [13:04.757] | 刘：它不是……它这个……烤哇 |
| [13:08.127] | 哎呀，把鸭子都烤流油儿啦，把鸭子烤的…… |
| [13:14.553] | 它喘不出气儿来呀，把那个鸭子烤的 |
| [13:18.211] | 憋的那鸭子，哎呀，哎哟嗬，所以它…… |
| [13:24.062] | 它实在受不了了，你也得同情它 |
| [13:28.372] | 郭：我不能同情它！ |
| [13:31.246] | 这不是鸭子受不了了，是你受不了了！ |
| [13:35.843] | 你甭说闲白儿，我就问你这烤鸭子怎么飞上去的！ |
| [13:40.101] | 刘：烤鸭子……它不是……这个……是呀 |
| [13:45.273] | 烤鸭子飞上去？哎呀！ |
| [13:53.842] | 郭：这马褂儿穿不穿行啦！ |
| [13:57.394] | 刘：烤鸭子…… |
| [13:59.092] | 哦，对了对了，明白了，我想起来了，哪儿吃的饭？ |
| [14:05.335] | 马：便宜坊啊！你没去吗？ |
| [14:09.045] | 刘：对对，没错儿，我忘了，忘了 |
| [14:11.082] | 便宜坊吃饭，到楼上了 |
| [14:13.486] | 到楼上还没要菜呢，这只鸭子飞进来的，是不是？ |
| [14:17.430] | 郭：啊，怎么回事呢？ |
| [14:18.214] | 刘：它是这个这个……那天哪，我想起来了 |
| [14:21.975] | 那天哪是这个，鲜鱼口儿王家 |
| [14:27.409] | 家里头办喜事，要了一只鸭子，烤鸭子 |
| [14:33.260] | 来几个朋友一起吃烤鸭子 |
| [14:35.716] | 烤鸭子打便宜坊要的，叫给送家去 |
| [14:39.321] | 这个鸭子烤得了，送鸭子看见过吗？ |
| [14:43.448] | 要是两只鸭子呢，拿勾儿挂着，小徒弟小扁担一挑 |
| [14:47.863] | 它这一只鸭子，一只鸭子呢 |
| [14:51.285] | 就挂在小扁担上，这么样窝着 |
| [14:54.707] | 这小徒弟呢把这只鸭子就给王家送去 |
| [14:59.853] | 打便宜坊出来呢，就…… |
| [15:03.014] | 对了，门口儿有一个卖报的，傻子 |
| [15:07.533] | 就那卖报那傻子，“报，报，报”，老这样那个 |
| [15:11.895] | 他见着这小徒弟呢，他就让小徒弟哄他玩儿 |
| [15:16.650] | 别的不说，“打百分”，他老叫他打百分 |
| [15:20.620] | 他叫这个小徒弟：“打百分” |
| [15:24.199] | 小徒弟那等着给人送鸭子去呢 |
| [15:26.028] | “去，去，没工夫，没工夫，这就走” |
| [15:28.692] | “打百分”他还拉他 |
| [15:30.756] | “哎呀，你怎么回事呀？”小徒弟急呀 |
| [15:34.831] | 这么一拨拉他，把傻子拨拉急了 |
| [15:37.417] | 傻子他傻傻呵呵的 |
| [15:39.324] | “啪”，照小徒弟脸上就一个“满脸花”鼻子打破流血了 |
| [15:44.862] | 小徒弟这么一看： |
| [15:45.933] | “哎哟嗬，你这干嘛呀你？你……你……” |
| [15:48.415] | 拿这扁担要打他，拿着扁担这么一抡 |
| [15:52.464] | 他可忘了，这扁担上挂着一只鸭子呢 |
| [15:57.375] | 明白这个意思吗？ |
| [16:00.013] | “日儿”，“叭” |
| [16:03.226] | 得，把这脑袋抡嗒掉啦 |
| [16:06.152] | “叭”一下，楼窗敞着哪，正借着楼窗抡进去了 |
| [16:11.167] | 马：哎，对对！ |
| [16:12.630] | 刘：这一抡呢，掉在他那桌子上了！ |
| [16:15.347] | 马：对，对！明白不明白？ |
| [16:20.415] | 郭：哦，抡上去的？ |
| [16:22.975] | 哎呀，这是那马褂儿说话了！ |
| [16:28.277] | 马：明白了吧！ |
| [16:31.882] | 刘：你这可不行啊 |
| [16:33.215] | 你这越说越不像话，烤鸭子有往楼上飞的吗？ |
| [16:38.805] | 马：你看，我说话爱抄近儿 |
| [16:40.999] | 刘：你抄近儿我可绕远儿啦！我这绕多大远儿呀？ |
| [16:44.421] | 幸亏你说飞上一只烤鸭子来 |
| [16:47.869] | 你要飞上一碗老豆腐我怎么办哪？ |
| [16:51.788] | 我怎么给你说呀？ |
| [16:53.956] | 马：行，行，行，不错啊，真不错！ |
| [16:56.960] | 刘：当然是不错呀！这马褂儿怎么说吧？ |
| [17:01.035] | 马：穿着，穿着！ |
| [17:01.766] | 你提这个咱们就不够朋友了！ |
| [17:04.588] | 刘：过了年给你？ |
| [17:06.886] | 马：行，行，没关系！ |
| [17:09.446] | 刘：别聊了，干脆咱们走吧 |
| [17:10.648] | 马：还得聊咱们再聊一会儿 |
| [17:25.015] | 郭：您这个人说话，拣省事的说 |
| [17:27.445] | 马：啊，咱们学问大！ |
| [17:29.613] | 郭：您这话都听不懂哇！ |
| [17:34.890] | 马：是呀，一般人他听不懂他就跟我抬杠，我就不理他们 |
| [17:39.331] | 郭：是呀 |
| [17:39.984] | 马：学问大！那天吃完烤鸭子，花了多少钱？ |
| [17:45.025] | 六百多块！ |
| [17:45.861] | 郭：哦，前后是一千二 |
| [17:50.119] | 马：都六百多块！ |
| [17:51.817] | 郭：拾掇拾掇篱笆墙六百多块，吃顿烤鸭子六百多块 |
| [17:55.735] | 马：真的，这不是说瞎话！ |
| [17:57.982] | 嗬，吃这烤鸭子，我这肚子撑得慌 |
| [18:01.430] | 嗬，这个难受，肚子里头…… |
| [18:03.755] | 你想这鸭子本身就难受 |
| [18:06.916] | 吃下去之后它也不老实，在里头乱动唤 |
| [18:13.368] | 郭：鸭子吃进去还动唤？ |
| [18:14.935] | 马：啊，受不了哇，我这肚子…… |
| [18:18.384] | 嗬，哎哟，别动唤啦 |
| [18:21.858] | 哎呀，我躺在炕上翻过来掉过去，我就睡不着了 |
| [18:26.403] | 郭：吃多了呗！ |
| [18:28.049] | 马：这鸭子折腾的，翻过来掉过去睡不着！ |
| [18:32.882] | 好容易到了夜里两点多钟了，刚睡着，外头把我吵醒了 |
| [18:39.438] | 郭：外头把你吵醒了？怎么着外头有打架的？ |
| [18:42.808] | 马：不是打架的，我听见叫唤呢 |
| [18:47.223] | 郭：什么叫唤呢？ |
| [18:48.816] | 马：是那种“嘟，嘟，嘟嘟……”，蛐蛐儿！ |
| [18:54.537] | 郭：蛐蛐儿？这月份儿会有蛐蛐儿呀？ |
| [18:58.664] | 马：啊，我一听 |
| [19:00.519] | 嘿，听这声儿，这个儿小不了！ |
| [19:04.046] | 我赶紧给我媳妇儿叫起来： |
| [19:06.423] | “哎，走，起来起来，咱们逮蛐蛐儿！” |
| [19:08.931] | 我是拿着罩子，拿着扦子，到了门口儿一听呀 |
| [19:13.424] | “嘟，嘟，嘟……” |
| [19:15.200] | 郭：在门口儿哪？ |
| [19:15.905] | 马：在口儿外头哪，赶紧上口儿外头！ |
| [19:19.380] | 到口儿外头一听这蛐蛐儿，“嘟，嘟，嘟……” |
| [19:22.802] | 郭：在口儿外头哪？ |
| [19:23.533] | 马：在北京车站哪！ |
| [19:24.708] | 郭：车站哪！？ |
| [19:25.936] | 马：追！追！ |
| [19:26.877] | 追到北京车站一听这蛐蛐儿，“嘟，嘟，嘟……” |
| [19:29.724] | 郭：在车站哪？ |
| [19:30.377] | 马：到廊坊啦！ |
| [19:31.892] | 郭：廊坊！？ |
| [19:33.146] | 马：我赶紧跑，到廊坊一听这蛐蛐儿 |
| [19:36.202] | “嘟，嘟，嘟……”没在廊坊！ |
| [19:37.665] | 郭：在哪儿呢？ |
| [19:38.397] | 马：到天津啦！ |
| [19:39.442] | 郭：好嘛，这蛐蛐儿要出省！ |
| [19:41.401] | 马：到天津一听，“嘟，嘟，嘟……” |
| [19:43.935] | 郭：在天津哪？ |
| [19:44.744] | 马：跑唐山去啦！ |
| [19:45.946] | 郭：好，又唐山啦！ |
| [19:47.226] | 马：走！追唐山去！ |
| [19:48.428] | 一直追到……唐山你知道有个小山儿 |
| [19:51.406] | 郭：哎，知道 |
| [19:52.242] | 马：小山儿底下，听见这蛐蛐儿啦 |
| [19:54.906] | “嘟嘟嘟，嘟嘟嘟……” |
| [19:56.735] | 好，赶紧我借个镐，借个铁锨，我们俩就挖呀 |
| [20:00.679] | 刨呀，挖呀，刨呀…… |
| [20:02.455] | 挖来挖去挖这么一个洞，我往里一瞧哇： |
| [20:06.295] | “哎哟我的妈哟！” |
| [20:08.464] | 郭：怎么啦？ |
| [20:09.221] | 马：哎哟，就这蛐蛐儿这脑袋呀 |
| [20:16.849] | 就有这剧场这么大个儿 |
| [20:25.469] | 郭：这蛐蛐儿脑袋就有剧场这么大个儿呀？ |
| [20:28.160] | 马：把我吓坏啦！ |
| [20:30.302] | 嗬，就这两根儿须呀，跟电线杆子一样！ |
| [20:34.534] | 那俩眼睛，跟那聚光灯似的 |
| [20:37.904] | 连须带尾儿十四列火车那么老长！ |
| [20:41.326] | 赶紧逮出来之后，买一分钱线儿，绑好了…… |
| [20:45.375] | 哎，你穿着，你穿着…… |
| [20:49.920] | 刘：我穿不住！ |
| [20:54.282] | 马：哦，您穿着？ |
| [20:55.092] | 郭：我也不穿！ |
| [00:00.222] | ma: zen me yang? |
| [00:01.554] | liu: you! |
| [00:02.129] | ma: zhe wo neng shuo xia hua ma? hei hei, mei cuo! |
| [00:07.615] | guo: ai, lai ba, lai ba! |
| [00:09.260] | liu: gan ma a? |
| [00:10.253] | guo: you a? |
| [00:11.820] | liu: you! |
| [00:12.604] | guo: na wo jiu wen ni ba |
| [00:13.910] | na me zhe ge jing ta zen me gua chu qu de ne? |
| [00:17.097] | liu: a o, nin shi bu zhi dao zhe jing zen me gua chu qu de? |
| [00:24.281] | guo: ai, dui, zen me hui gua chu qiang wai tou qu de? |
| [00:25.926] | liu: o, rang wo gei nin shuo shuo zhe ge jing guo? |
| [00:27.180] | guo: dui dui dui |
| [00:27.833] | liu: na ke yi, na ke yi, ta zhe ge zhe ge |
| [00:30.655] | ta zhe ge shi qing wo qiao jian le |
| [00:32.483] | guo: o, hao hao, yan jian wei shi ma |
| [00:35.331] | liu: dui dui, ta zhe ge |
| [00:37.577] | hao bi shi shuo zhe ge |
| [00:39.432] | zhe ge jing shi bu shi ya? |
| [00:40.581] | guo: shi ya! |
| [00:41.260] | liu: jing jiu shi rang feng ma jiu gei gua dao qiang wai tou |
| [00:45.597] | shi zhe ge yi si ma? |
| [00:46.406] | ma: ai, dui dui |
| [00:47.582] | liu: zhe ge, zhe ge zhe ge |
| [00:50.534] | guo: zen me yang? |
| [00:51.605] | liu: yuan yin na, da gai shi zhe ge, zhe ge jing shi bu shi? |
| [00:55.236] | guo: shi ya! |
| [00:55.915] | liu: jing ta zhe ge jing li dang ran you shui lou! |
| [00:59.050] | guo: duo xin xian na! |
| [01:00.225] | liu: dui bu dui? you shui you shui jiu ke neng gua chu qu le |
| [01:04.222] | guo: you shui jiu gua chu qu la? |
| [01:05.633] | liu: ai, dui lou! ta zhe ge zhu yao fang fu shi zhe ge |
| [01:11.667] | da gai ya, da gai shi shi zhe ge |
| [01:15.873] | o, dui dui dui, ming bai le! |
| [01:18.851] | ni zhi dao ta men jia na jing zen me gua chu qu de? |
| [01:20.810] | guo: zen me gua chu qu de? |
| [01:22.926] | liu: shui tai shao la! ya bu zhu! ya bu zhu! |
| [01:29.770] | guo: o, shui shao la! ya bu zhu! |
| [01:32.330] | liu: ai" wu" zhou chu qu le |
| [01:33.636] | guo: mei ting shuo guo! |
| [01:35.569] | beng shuo zhe jing li hai you shui, jiu suan shi gan jing ta ye gua bu chu qu! |
| [01:41.864] | liu: ta gan jing gua bu chu qu |
| [01:45.522] | yan zheng zhe ta men jia zhe shi jing jiu gua chu qu le ma! |
| [01:49.309] | guo: na ni de shuo ta zen me gua chu qu de ya? |
| [01:51.477] | liu: zen me gua chu qu de, wo gao su ni ya, ta bu shi |
| [01:53.802] | ta zhe ge zhe ge ta hao xiang shi zhe ge zhe ge |
| [01:55.971] | guo: shen me ya? |
| [01:57.460] | liu: hai, ni zen me zhe me hu tu wa! ni zhe ge |
| [02:00.934] | wo qiao jian la! |
| [02:02.240] | guo: ni qiao jian na geng hao la, ta zen me gua chu qu de ne? |
| [02:05.740] | liu: ta bu shi |
| [02:06.916] | ni zhe he bi zhao zhe ma fan ne, ni zi ji kan kan bu wan le ma |
| [02:09.972] | ni dao na er qiao qiao qu, yi kan ni jiu ming bai le |
| [02:12.976] | guo: ni shuo ming bai le bi wo kan de hai ming bai na! |
| [02:15.876] | liu: zhe ge ren zhe fen er si xin yan er jin r de a |
| [02:19.664] | wo rang ni kan ni bu kan, fei wo shuo? |
| [02:21.753] | guo: ni shuo |
| [02:22.433] | liu: wo shuo, wo gao su ni ya, ta zhe ge zhe ge |
| [02:25.254] | ta bu shi jing ma, shi bu shi, zhe ge jing a, da gai |
| [02:30.034] | o! |
| [02:32.385] | guo: zen me yi si? |
| [02:33.221] | liu: bu zai zhe jing shang, zhu yao a, ta zhe ge |
| [02:37.949] | zen me gua dao qiang wai tou qu de, ta zhe ge qiang tai ai ya, ni zhi dao ma |
| [02:44.663] | guo: na duo ai de qiang, zhe jing ta ye gua bu chu qu! |
| [02:48.372] | liu: bu shi zhuan qiang! |
| [02:50.671] | guo: tu qiang ta ye gua bu chu qu! |
| [02:52.891] | liu: ye bu shi tu qiang a |
| [02:55.451] | guo: na shi shen me qiang a? |
| [02:56.731] | liu: li ba qiang! |
| [02:58.090] | ai, dui, li ba qiang! |
| [02:59.709] | guo: bu guan shi shen me qiang a, zhe jing ye gua bu chu qu! |
| [03:03.523] | liu: na bu xing a, ta li ba qiang na dang ran gua de chu qu la |
| [03:06.135] | guo: zen me neng gua chu qu? |
| [03:07.076] | liu: ta zhe ge |
| [03:07.651] | ni xiang, ta zhe ge li ba qiang li ba li ba |
| [03:13.058] | dui a, dui a, li ba qiang ta zao la |
| [03:17.734] | ai, you zhe me ju hua, zao li ba yi zhuang er, na jing jiu zhuang chu qu le |
| [03:24.708] | zao li ba yi zhuang er, jiu zai zhe le |
| [03:26.642] | guo: zhe bu zai na li ba qiang shang, hai de zai zhe jing shang |
| [03:29.776] | ta shuo shi zhe jing a rang feng gei gua chu qu le |
| [03:33.146] | nin shuo de shi li ba qiang, zhe gen li ba qiang mei guan xi |
| [03:36.150] | liu: you guan xi, you guan xi, yi shuo nin jiu ming bai la |
| [03:40.617] | zhe ge li ba qiang a, hao xiang shi a, nian tou r tai duo le |
| [03:47.566] | li ba qiang ne ta zao xiu la, ta kao di zhe ceng a, gen er a dou lan le |
| [03:56.813] | rang zhe ge feng chui yu da ri shai de, gen er zao le |
| [04:00.052] | gen er zao le ne ta bu shi |
| [04:02.011] | o, na tian gua feng lai zhe, na tian gua feng feng da |
| [04:04.676] | " wu, wu" chou leng zi yi zhen feng |
| [04:08.098] | " wu, wu"" wu" huai le |
| [04:11.546] | guo: zen me le? |
| [04:12.199] | liu:" wu" yi xia zi, ba zhe qiang a, chui de gu jin yi kuai lai |
| [04:17.476] | qiang wang li zhe me yi gu, ta ba jing jiu rang chu qu le |
| [04:23.719] | ma: ai, dui dui |
| [04:26.018] | liu: jing mei dong a, qiang dong le, zhe bu yi yang ma |
| [04:30.615] | ma: ai, dui le, ming bai ma? ming bai ma? |
| [04:35.370] | liu: ni zhe dou xiang hua ma? |
| [04:40.568] | di li na jing you gua qiang wai bian de? |
| [04:43.206] | you ni zhe me shuo hua de ma? |
| [04:44.408] | ma: wo zhe ren shuo hua ai sheng shi |
| [04:46.158] | liu: ni sheng shi wo ke fei shi le |
| [04:49.241] | zhe wan yi r ni kan ta bu yi bu rao de |
| [04:51.905] | mei wo gen zhe ren jia neng wan ma? |
| [04:58.384] | ma: hao, hao |
| [04:59.481] | liu: zhe ge, zen me shuo ba? |
| [05:01.544] | ma: ni chuan zhe ba, ni mang shen me la? |
| [05:05.071] | liu: chuan duo shao ri zi? duo shao ri zi? |
| [05:06.142] | ma: chuan lia yue, chuan lia yue ba, na you shen me ya! |
| [05:08.545] | liu: chuan lia yue? ni wang hou shuo hua ke liu dian shen! |
| [05:19.673] | guo: yao zhe yang kan, wo ye de duo zuo liang jian ma gua le |
| [05:29.652] | ma: zen me yang, a, ming bai le ba? |
| [05:32.421] | guo: ren yao bu zhe yang shuo, wo na ming bai de le |
| [05:35.112] | ma: wo zhe xue wen, bu de zhe me shuo hua ma |
| [05:37.228] | guo: nin shen me xue wen na? |
| [05:38.403] | ma: wo gao su nin shuo, jiu zhe li ba qiang huai le |
| [05:41.538] | xiu xiu zhe li ba qiang, nin zhi dao hua duo shao qian? |
| [05:45.587] | guo: duo shao qian na? |
| [05:47.024] | ma: liu bai kuai! |
| [05:48.539] | guo: a? liu bai? na qi lai jiu shuo |
| [05:52.562] | xiu li xiu li li ba qiang hua le liu bai duo kuai ya? |
| [05:55.931] | ma: mei guan xi, zan men bu zai hu |
| [05:57.760] | za jia li you! you qian! mei guan xi! |
| [06:02.410] | guo: o, nin sui bian hua, nin sui bian hua! |
| [06:04.317] | ma: xiu li zhi hou, hei, na me piao liang! |
| [06:07.843] | qin qi peng you dou lai le, dou kan le kan, zhi gei wo dao xi |
| [06:11.317] | guo: o, li ba qiang xiu hao le zhi hou gei nin dao xi? |
| [06:13.512] | ma: gei wo dao xi, wo shuo: |
| [06:14.400] | " bie, na shen me, ni men ji wei bie zou la, wo qing ni men chi fan ba" |
| [06:21.662] | guo: o, qing ren chi fan jia li chi ya? |
| [06:23.830] | ma: jia li chi gan ma? jia li you shen me ya? wai tou chi qu! |
| [06:26.547] | guo: na er chi ne? |
| [06:27.409] | ma: pian yi fang! |
| [06:29.002] | guo: o, xian yu kou er li tou |
| [06:30.596] | ma: dui, dui, dui, wo men yi kuai er qu le |
| [06:34.175] | shang lou yi kan na, bu xing! |
| [06:36.238] | guo: zen me le? |
| [06:36.917] | ma: na me men re men re de |
| [06:38.746] | guo: tian qi re? |
| [06:39.451] | ma: bu shi, chuang hu mei kai kai |
| [06:40.340] | guo: na ba chuang hu da kai |
| [06:41.698] | ma: gan jin ba chuang hu da kai |
| [06:43.317] | wo men jiu zai chuang kou er zhe di fang zhao le yi zhang zhuo zi, wo men ji ren zuo xia |
| [06:47.471] | guo: o, li zhe chuang kou jin |
| [06:48.934] | ma: zhe shi hou wo men da jia dian cai |
| [06:52.617] | guo: xiang cai ba |
| [06:53.610] | ma: zheng zhe er xiang zhe na, qiao jin r, hei |
| [06:58.782] | guo: you zen me le? |
| [06:59.670] | ma: jiu ting lou di xia," pu leng pu leng" |
| [07:09.414] | guo: shen me sheng yin ya? |
| [07:10.694] | ma: chi bang er xiang |
| [07:11.948] | guo: chi bang er xiang? |
| [07:13.828] | ma: zheng zai zhe shi hou, jiu cong lou chuang na di fang |
| [07:19.314] | " hu you, hu you" fei jin yi zhi kao ya zi lai |
| [07:25.845] | he," hu you, hu you"," ba" zheng luo zai wo men zhe zhuo zi shang tou |
| [07:30.495] | wo yi kan, he, hai mao re qi er ne, gang kao de de, wo shuo: |
| [07:33.812] | " xing la, zan beng yao cai le, xian chi ta de le" |
| [07:36.268] | wo men zhe tong er chi yo |
| [07:37.861] | guo: xing le, xing le |
| [07:40.421] | ma: mei nao dai! |
| [07:41.466] | guo: xing le, nin shuo shi mo? |
| [07:42.929] | ma: kao ya zi! |
| [07:44.157] | guo: kao ya zi you da lou di xia wang shang fei ya? |
| [07:46.821] | ma: a, mei nao dai |
| [07:49.224] | guo: you nao dai ye fei bu shang lai ya! |
| [07:51.602] | ma: he, you duo ji le |
| [07:53.456] | guo: ni jiu bie shuo le, huo ya zi ta ye fei bu shang lai ya! |
| [07:57.636] | zhe ren shuo hua yun shan wu zhao de! |
| [08:00.823] | ma: ta zhen fei shang lai le ma! |
| [08:02.233] | guo: na er de shi ya? |
| [08:03.357] | ma: zhe wo neng shuo xia hua ma? |
| [08:04.872] | guo: ni yi ju shi hua mei you, wan quan shi xia hua! |
| [08:07.249] | ma: ni bu xin na? |
| [08:07.954] | guo: wo shi bu xin! |
| [08:08.842] | ma: ni wen ta qu! ni wen ta qu ya! |
| [08:12.708] | guo: ta zhi dao? |
| [08:13.231] | ma: dang ran la! zhe wo neng shuo xia hua ma? |
| [08:20.676] | guo: xian sheng |
| [08:23.445] | liu: a, ni ming bai le? ta zhe ge, zhu yao a, jing mei |
| [08:27.102] | guo: nin deng hui er, zhe bu shi na jing de shi le |
| [08:34.756] | zai gen nin da ting dian er shi |
| [08:36.532] | ji ge ren zai lou shang chi fan, you da lou di xia fei shang yi zhi shao ya zi lai ya |
| [08:46.851] | liu: nin zai shuo shuo, shen me shi? |
| [08:48.496] | guo: ji ge ren na zai yi kuai er chi fan |
| [08:49.933] | liu: a |
| [08:50.691] | guo: you da lou di xia ya, fei shang yi zhi kao ya zi lai |
| [08:57.038] | liu: ni mei shui xing na! |
| [08:58.580] | guo: wo zen me you mei shui xing ya? |
| [08:59.860] | liu: kao ya zi ai, ai, ai! |
| [09:01.505] | ma: ni gei wo tuo xia lai! |
| [09:04.144] | liu: bu shi shuo hao le lia yue ma? |
| [09:08.506] | ma: wu ge yue dou mei guan xi! |
| [09:10.047] | liu: na zhe you zen me le? |
| [09:11.066] | ma: you zen me le? |
| [09:11.980] | wo na tian chi kao ya zi qu le, fei shang lai mei you? |
| [09:14.958] | wo chi de! fei shang lai mei you? |
| [09:17.414] | liu: o, o, o, ni shuo ni ya? |
| [09:21.437] | ta chi fan, fei shang yi zhi kao ya zi lai? |
| [09:26.086] | guo: mei zhe ge shi ya! |
| [09:27.027] | liu: you! you a! |
| [09:32.382] | ma: hei hei, dui bu dui? |
| [09:32.983] | wo neng shuo xia hua ma? hei hei, mei cuo er! |
| [09:38.390] | guo: ai ya, kan lai zhe ma gua de yong chu ke zhen bu xiao! |
| [09:46.697] | o, fei shang yi zhi kao ya zi lai ya? |
| [09:48.813] | liu: a, dui le, dui le |
| [09:49.832] | guo: zen me fei shang lai de? |
| [09:51.582] | liu: zen me fei shang lai de zhe wo zhi dao, you wo zai chang ma |
| [09:55.474] | guo: hao, hao, ni shuo shuo ba |
| [09:57.303] | liu: e, da zhi a, shi zhe ge yi si, zhe ge |
| [10:02.031] | kao ya zi jiu fei shang lai de ya zi |
| [10:06.994] | ai, dui ya, dui ya, zhe nin ming bai ya, wo yi shuo nin jiu ming bai le |
| [10:10.547] | guo: wo ming bai shen me? |
| [10:11.304] | liu: nin xiang, ya zi ta zhe ge zhe ge |
| [10:16.633] | yuan yin shi ya zi you chi bang er |
| [10:20.055] | guo: wo zhi dao you chi bang er |
| [10:21.179] | liu: ai, suo yi fei shang qu le |
| [10:22.485] | guo: mei ting shuo guo! kao ya zi wang shang fei? |
| [10:24.914] | jiu shi huo ya zi ye fei bu shang qu! |
| [10:26.664] | liu: o, kao ya zi ya, dui la, kao ya zi ta |
| [10:31.210] | ta ye neng fei, ye neng fei, ye neng fei ya bu guo ta fei dian jin |
| [10:37.531] | ta zhe ge hao xiang shi fei jin de zhe ge yi si ya |
| [10:42.730] | kao ya zi fei dao lou shang |
| [10:48.973] | guo: dui dui |
| [10:50.227] | liu: kao ya zi fei dao lou shang ai ya, zhe ge zhe ge |
| [10:57.489] | yin wei ya zhe ge lou chuang chang zhe ne, suo yi ta fei shang qu le |
| [11:09.140] | guo: zen me fei jin qu de ne? |
| [11:10.968] | liu: lou chuang chang zhe na, na chang zhe jiu |
| [11:14.181] | cang ying wen zi ta ye neng fei shang qu |
| [11:18.831] | guo: cang ying wen zi neng fei shang qu |
| [11:20.111] | wo wen ni zhe kao ya zi zen me fei shang qu de ne? |
| [11:22.540] | liu: shi ya, ni xiang ya |
| [11:23.611] | ta gu ran shi cang ying wen zi ke yi fei ya, zhe ge kao ya zi ta zen me neng fei ne? |
| [11:28.287] | guo: shi ya |
| [11:28.862] | liu: ta zhe ge hao xiang shi ya |
| [11:30.403] | bi fang zhe me shuo ba, zhe ge yi si da gai qi ya |
| [11:36.725] | e, zhe ge ni ming bai bu ming bai? |
| [11:39.468] | guo: wo ming bai shen me ya? ni zhe mei shuo ming bai wo neng ting ming bai ma? |
| [11:42.864] | liu: hai mei ting ming bai? |
| [11:44.614] | guo: ni mei shuo ming bai ya! |
| [11:46.024] | liu: o, dui le, dui le, ta zhe ge kao ya zi ya |
| [11:48.846] | kao ya zi wang lou shang fei ai ya, kao ya zi, kao ya zi |
| [11:55.664] | kao ya zi ni mei kan jian guo ma? |
| [11:57.153] | guo: kao ya zi? mei kan jian guo! |
| [12:00.313] | liu: da lu, mei kan jian guo? |
| [12:02.612] | guo: o, nin shuo na lu wa, lu wo kan jian guo |
| [12:05.172] | liu: a, hai shi de, na ge da lu, yao ba ya zi ge li tou kao |
| [12:08.281] | na ge na ge ya zi, mei kao de de shi hou shi yi ge bai pang zi |
| [12:16.562] | tian xiong die du de, dui bu dui? shi bu shi? |
| [12:20.193] | jiu yao kao le, ta na ge kao ne, you liang zhong kao fa |
| [12:24.764] | you yi zhong ne, hao xiang shi na gou er gua zhe bo zi, ge dao lu li tou |
| [12:30.433] | ling wai you yi zhong cha shao, dong ma? |
| [12:32.966] | guo: cha shao |
| [12:33.620] | liu: ba zhe ya zi cha zhu, ge zai na ge lu huo li tou shao, dui ma? |
| [12:37.721] | ta zhe ge ta shao wa ta fei shang qu ya ta zhe ge ta shi |
| [12:43.624] | ai yo, ni zen me le, ni xiang xiang, ni ba ya zi kao ji le ta bu fei ma? |
| [12:52.323] | ta shou de liao ma? ni zen me le ni zhe lu ren zhen shi! |
| [12:57.495] | guo: ni shuo zhe ya zi ta kao dao shen me cheng du shang ta ye fei bu shang qu! |
| [13:01.936] | liu: kao ji le ta bu fei ya! |
| [13:03.582] | guo: ta bu fei! |
| [13:04.757] | liu: ta bu shi ta zhe ge kao wa |
| [13:08.127] | ai ya, ba ya zi dou kao liu you er la, ba ya zi kao de |
| [13:14.553] | ta chuan bu chu qi er lai ya, ba na ge ya zi kao de |
| [13:18.211] | bie de na ya zi, ai ya, ai yo he, suo yi ta |
| [13:24.062] | ta shi zai shou bu liao le, ni ye de tong qing ta |
| [13:28.372] | guo: wo bu neng tong qing ta! |
| [13:31.246] | zhe bu shi ya zi shou bu liao le, shi ni shou bu liao le! |
| [13:35.843] | ni beng shuo xian bai er, wo jiu wen ni zhe kao ya zi zen me fei shang qu de! |
| [13:40.101] | liu: kao ya zi ta bu shi zhe ge shi ya |
| [13:45.273] | kao ya zi fei shang qu? ai ya! |
| [13:53.842] | guo: zhe ma gua er chuan bu chuan xing la! |
| [13:57.394] | liu: kao ya zi |
| [13:59.092] | o, dui le dui le, ming bai le, wo xiang qi lai le, na er chi de fan? |
| [14:05.335] | ma: pian yi fang a! ni mei qu ma? |
| [14:09.045] | liu: dui dui, mei cuo er, wo wang le, wang le |
| [14:11.082] | pian yi fang chi fan, dao lou shang le |
| [14:13.486] | dao lou shang hai mei yao cai ne, zhe zhi ya zi fei jin lai de, shi bu shi? |
| [14:17.430] | guo: a, zen me hui shi ne? |
| [14:18.214] | liu: ta shi zhe ge zhe ge na tian na, wo xiang qi lai le |
| [14:21.975] | na tian na shi zhe ge, xian yu kou er wang jia |
| [14:27.409] | jia li tou ban xi shi, yao le yi zhi ya zi, kao ya zi |
| [14:33.260] | lai ji ge peng you yi qi chi kao ya zi |
| [14:35.716] | kao ya zi da pian yi fang yao de, jiao gei song jia qu |
| [14:39.321] | zhe ge ya zi kao de le, song ya zi kan jian guo ma? |
| [14:43.448] | yao shi liang zhi ya zi ne, na gou er gua zhe, xiao tu di xiao bian dan yi tiao |
| [14:47.863] | ta zhe yi zhi ya zi, yi zhi ya zi ne |
| [14:51.285] | jiu gua zai xiao bian dan shang, zhe me yang wo zhe |
| [14:54.707] | zhe xiao tu di ne ba zhe zhi ya zi jiu gei wang jia song qu |
| [14:59.853] | da pian yi fang chu lai ne, jiu |
| [15:03.014] | dui le, men kou er you yi ge mai bao de, sha zi |
| [15:07.533] | jiu na mai bao na sha zi," bao, bao, bao", lao zhe yang na ge |
| [15:11.895] | ta jian zhe zhe xiao tu di ne, ta jiu rang xiao tu di hong ta wan er |
| [15:16.650] | bie de bu shuo," da bai fen", ta lao jiao ta da bai fen |
| [15:20.620] | ta jiao zhe ge xiao tu di:" da bai fen" |
| [15:24.199] | xiao tu di na deng zhe gei ren song ya zi qu ne |
| [15:26.028] | " qu, qu, mei gong fu, mei gong fu, zhe jiu zou" |
| [15:28.692] | " da bai fen" ta hai la ta |
| [15:30.756] | " ai ya, ni zen me hui shi ya?" xiao tu di ji ya |
| [15:34.831] | zhe me yi bo la ta, ba sha zi bo la ji le |
| [15:37.417] | sha zi ta sha sha he he de |
| [15:39.324] | " pa", zhao xiao tu di lian shang jiu yi ge" man lian hua" bi zi da po liu xie le |
| [15:44.862] | xiao tu di zhe me yi kan: |
| [15:45.933] | " ai yo he, ni zhe gan ma ya ni? ni ni" |
| [15:48.415] | na zhe bian dan yao da ta, na zhe bian dan zhe me yi lun |
| [15:52.464] | ta ke wang le, zhe bian dan shang gua zhe yi zhi ya zi ne |
| [15:57.375] | ming bai zhe ge yi si ma? |
| [16:00.013] | " ri er"," ba" |
| [16:03.226] | de, ba zhe nao dai lun da diao la |
| [16:06.152] | " ba" yi xia, lou chuang chang zhe na, zheng jie zhe lou chuang lun jin qu le |
| [16:11.167] | ma: ai, dui dui! |
| [16:12.630] | liu: zhe yi lun ne, diao zai ta na zhuo zi shang le! |
| [16:15.347] | ma: dui, dui! ming bai bu ming bai? |
| [16:20.415] | guo: o, lun shang qu de? |
| [16:22.975] | ai ya, zhe shi na ma gua er shuo hua le! |
| [16:28.277] | ma: ming bai le ba! |
| [16:31.882] | liu: ni zhe ke bu xing a |
| [16:33.215] | ni zhe yue shuo yue bu xiang hua, kao ya zi you wang lou shang fei de ma? |
| [16:38.805] | ma: ni kan, wo shuo hua ai chao jin er |
| [16:40.999] | liu: ni chao jin er wo ke rao yuan er la! wo zhe rao duo da yuan er ya? |
| [16:44.421] | xing kui ni shuo fei shang yi zhi kao ya zi lai |
| [16:47.869] | ni yao fei shang yi wan lao dou fu wo zen me ban na? |
| [16:51.788] | wo zen me gei ni shuo ya? |
| [16:53.956] | ma: xing, xing, xing, bu cuo a, zhen bu cuo! |
| [16:56.960] | liu: dang ran shi bu cuo ya! zhe ma gua er zen me shuo ba? |
| [17:01.035] | ma: chuan zhe, chuan zhe! |
| [17:01.766] | ni ti zhe ge zan men jiu bu gou peng you le! |
| [17:04.588] | liu: guo le nian gei ni? |
| [17:06.886] | ma: xing, xing, mei guan xi! |
| [17:09.446] | liu: bie liao le, gan cui zan men zou ba |
| [17:10.648] | ma: hai de liao zan men zai liao yi hui er |
| [17:25.015] | guo: nin zhe ge ren shuo hua, jian sheng shi de shuo |
| [17:27.445] | ma: a, zan men xue wen da! |
| [17:29.613] | guo: nin zhe hua dou ting bu dong wa! |
| [17:34.890] | ma: shi ya, yi ban ren ta ting bu dong ta jiu gen wo tai gang, wo jiu bu li ta men |
| [17:39.331] | guo: shi ya |
| [17:39.984] | ma: xue wen da! na tian chi wan kao ya zi, hua le duo shao qian? |
| [17:45.025] | liu bai duo kuai! |
| [17:45.861] | guo: o, qian hou shi yi qian er |
| [17:50.119] | ma: dou liu bai duo kuai! |
| [17:51.817] | guo: shi duo shi duo li ba qiang liu bai duo kuai, chi dun kao ya zi liu bai duo kuai |
| [17:55.735] | ma: zhen de, zhe bu shi shuo xia hua! |
| [17:57.982] | he, chi zhe kao ya zi, wo zhe du zi cheng de huang |
| [18:01.430] | he, zhe ge nan shou, du zi li tou |
| [18:03.755] | ni xiang zhe ya zi ben shen jiu nan shou |
| [18:06.916] | chi xia qu zhi hou ta ye bu lao shi, zai li tou luan dong huan |
| [18:13.368] | guo: ya zi chi jin qu hai dong huan? |
| [18:14.935] | ma: a, shou bu liao wa, wo zhe du zi |
| [18:18.384] | he, ai yo, bie dong huan la |
| [18:21.858] | ai ya, wo tang zai kang shang fan guo lai diao guo qu, wo jiu shui bu zhao le |
| [18:26.403] | guo: chi duo le bei! |
| [18:28.049] | ma: zhe ya zi zhe teng de, fan guo lai diao guo qu shui bu zhao! |
| [18:32.882] | hao rong yi dao le ye li liang dian duo zhong le, gang shui zhao, wai tou ba wo chao xing le |
| [18:39.438] | guo: wai tou ba ni chao xing le? zen me zhao wai tou you da jia de? |
| [18:42.808] | ma: bu shi da jia de, wo ting jian jiao huan ne |
| [18:47.223] | guo: shen me jiao huan ne? |
| [18:48.816] | ma: shi na zhong" du, du, du du", qu qu er! |
| [18:54.537] | guo: qu qu er? zhe yue fen er hui you qu qu er ya? |
| [18:58.664] | ma: a, wo yi ting |
| [19:00.519] | hei, ting zhe sheng er, zhe ge er xiao bu liao! |
| [19:04.046] | wo gan jin gei wo xi fu er jiao qi lai: |
| [19:06.423] | " ai, zou, qi lai qi lai, zan men dai qu qu er!" |
| [19:08.931] | wo shi na zhe zhao zi, na zhe qian zi, dao le men kou er yi ting ya |
| [19:13.424] | " du, du, du" |
| [19:15.200] | guo: zai men kou er na? |
| [19:15.905] | ma: zai kou er wai tou na, gan jin shang kou er wai tou! |
| [19:19.380] | dao kou er wai tou yi ting zhe qu qu er," du, du, du" |
| [19:22.802] | guo: zai kou er wai tou na? |
| [19:23.533] | ma: zai bei jing che zhan na! |
| [19:24.708] | guo: che zhan na!? |
| [19:25.936] | ma: zhui! zhui! |
| [19:26.877] | zhui dao bei jing che zhan yi ting zhe qu qu er," du, du, du" |
| [19:29.724] | guo: zai che zhan na? |
| [19:30.377] | ma: dao lang fang la! |
| [19:31.892] | guo: lang fang!? |
| [19:33.146] | ma: wo gan jin pao, dao lang fang yi ting zhe qu qu er |
| [19:36.202] | " du, du, du" mei zai lang fang! |
| [19:37.665] | guo: zai na er ne? |
| [19:38.397] | ma: dao tian jin la! |
| [19:39.442] | guo: hao ma, zhe qu qu er yao chu sheng! |
| [19:41.401] | ma: dao tian jin yi ting," du, du, du" |
| [19:43.935] | guo: zai tian jin na? |
| [19:44.744] | ma: pao tang shan qu la! |
| [19:45.946] | guo: hao, you tang shan la! |
| [19:47.226] | ma: zou! zhui tang shan qu! |
| [19:48.428] | yi zhi zhui dao tang shan ni zhi dao you ge xiao shan er |
| [19:51.406] | guo: ai, zhi dao |
| [19:52.242] | ma: xiao shan er di xia, ting jian zhe qu qu er la |
| [19:54.906] | " du du du, du du du" |
| [19:56.735] | hao, gan jin wo jie ge gao, jie ge tie xian, wo men lia jiu wa ya |
| [20:00.679] | pao ya, wa ya, pao ya |
| [20:02.455] | wa lai wa qu wa zhe me yi ge dong, wo wang li yi qiao wa: |
| [20:06.295] | " ai yo wo de ma yo!" |
| [20:08.464] | guo: zen me la? |
| [20:09.221] | ma: ai yo, jiu zhe qu qu er zhe nao dai ya |
| [20:16.849] | jiu you zhe ju chang zhe me da ge er |
| [20:25.469] | guo: zhe qu qu er nao dai jiu you ju chang zhe me da ge er ya? |
| [20:28.160] | ma: ba wo xia huai la! |
| [20:30.302] | he, jiu zhe liang gen er xu ya, gen dian xian gan zi yi yang! |
| [20:34.534] | na lia yan jing, gen na ju guang deng shi de |
| [20:37.904] | lian xu dai wei er shi si lie huo che na me lao zhang! |
| [20:41.326] | gan jin dai chu lai zhi hou, mai yi fen qian xian er, bang hao le |
| [20:45.375] | ai, ni chuan zhe, ni chuan zhe |
| [20:49.920] | liu: wo chuan bu zhu! |
| [20:54.282] | ma: o, nin chuan zhe? |
| [20:55.092] | guo: wo ye bu chuan! |
| [00:00.222] | mǎ: zěn me yàng? |
| [00:01.554] | liú: yǒu! |
| [00:02.129] | mǎ: zhè wǒ néng shuō xiā huà ma? hēi hēi, méi cuò! |
| [00:07.615] | guō: āi, lái ba, lái ba! |
| [00:09.260] | liú: gàn ma a? |
| [00:10.253] | guō: yǒu a? |
| [00:11.820] | liú: yǒu! |
| [00:12.604] | guō: nà wǒ jiù wèn nǐ ba |
| [00:13.910] | nà me zhè gè jǐng tā zěn me guā chū qù de ne? |
| [00:17.097] | liú: a ó, nín shì bù zhī dào zhè jǐng zěn me guā chū qù de? |
| [00:24.281] | guō: āi, duì, zěn me huì guā chū qiáng wài tou qù de? |
| [00:25.926] | liú: ó, ràng wǒ gěi nín shuō shuō zhè gè jīng guò? |
| [00:27.180] | guō: duì duì duì |
| [00:27.833] | liú: nà kě yǐ, nà kě yǐ, tā zhè gè zhè gè |
| [00:30.655] | tā zhè gè shì qíng wǒ qiáo jiàn le |
| [00:32.483] | guō: ó, hǎo hǎo, yǎn jiàn wéi shí ma |
| [00:35.331] | liú: duì duì, tā zhè gè |
| [00:37.577] | hǎo bǐ shì shuō zhè gè |
| [00:39.432] | zhè gè jǐng shì bú shì ya? |
| [00:40.581] | guō: shì ya! |
| [00:41.260] | liú: jǐng jiù shì ràng fēng ma jiù gěi guā dào qiáng wài tou |
| [00:45.597] | shì zhè gè yì sī ma? |
| [00:46.406] | mǎ: āi, duì duì |
| [00:47.582] | liú: zhè gè, zhè gè zhè gè |
| [00:50.534] | guō: zěn me yàng? |
| [00:51.605] | liú: yuán yīn nǎ, dà gài shì zhè gè, zhè gè jǐng shì bú shì? |
| [00:55.236] | guō: shì ya! |
| [00:55.915] | liú: jǐng tā zhè gè jǐng lǐ dāng rán yǒu shuǐ lóu! |
| [00:59.050] | guō: duō xīn xiān nǎ! |
| [01:00.225] | liú: duì bú duì? yǒu shuǐ yǒu shuǐ jiù kě néng guā chū qù le |
| [01:04.222] | guō: yǒu shuǐ jiù guā chū qù la? |
| [01:05.633] | liú: āi, duì lóu! tā zhè gè zhǔ yào fǎng fú shì zhè gè |
| [01:11.667] | dà gài ya, dà gài shì shì zhè gè |
| [01:15.873] | ó, duì duì duì, míng bái le! |
| [01:18.851] | nǐ zhī dào tā men jiā nà jǐng zěn me guā chū qù de? |
| [01:20.810] | guō: zěn me guā chū qù de? |
| [01:22.926] | liú: shuǐ tài shǎo la! yā bú zhù! yā bú zhù! |
| [01:29.770] | guō: ó, shuǐ shǎo la! yā bú zhù! |
| [01:32.330] | liú: āi" wū" zhōu chū qù le |
| [01:33.636] | guō: méi tīng shuō guò! |
| [01:35.569] | béng shuō zhè jǐng lǐ hái yǒu shuǐ, jiù suàn shì gàn jǐng tā yě guā bù chū qù! |
| [01:41.864] | liú: tā gàn jǐng guā bù chū qù |
| [01:45.522] | yǎn zhēng zhe tā men jiā zhè shī jǐng jiù guā chū qù le ma! |
| [01:49.309] | guō: nà nǐ dé shuō tā zěn me guā chū qù de ya? |
| [01:51.477] | liú: zěn me guā chū qù de, wǒ gào sù nǐ ya, tā bú shì |
| [01:53.802] | tā zhè gè zhè gè tā hǎo xiàng shì zhè gè zhè gè |
| [01:55.971] | guō: shén me ya? |
| [01:57.460] | liú: hāi, nǐ zěn me zhè me hú tú wa! nǐ zhè gè |
| [02:00.934] | wǒ qiáo jiàn la! |
| [02:02.240] | guō: nǐ qiáo jiàn nà gèng hǎo la, tā zěn me guā chū qù de ne? |
| [02:05.740] | liú: tā bú shì |
| [02:06.916] | nǐ zhè hé bì zhǎo zhè má fán ne, nǐ zì jǐ kàn kàn bù wán le ma |
| [02:09.972] | nǐ dào nà ér qiáo qiáo qù, yī kàn nǐ jiù míng bái le |
| [02:12.976] | guō: nǐ shuō míng bái le bǐ wǒ kàn de hái míng bái nǎ! |
| [02:15.876] | liú: zhè gè rén zhè fèn ér sǐ xīn yǎn ér jìn r de a |
| [02:19.664] | wǒ ràng nǐ kàn nǐ bù kàn, fēi wǒ shuō? |
| [02:21.753] | guō: nǐ shuō |
| [02:22.433] | liú: wǒ shuō, wǒ gào sù nǐ ya, tā zhè gè zhè gè |
| [02:25.254] | tā bú shì jǐng ma, shì bú shì, zhè gè jǐng a, dà gài |
| [02:30.034] | ó! |
| [02:32.385] | guō: zěn me yì sī? |
| [02:33.221] | liú: bù zài zhè jǐng shàng, zhǔ yào a, tā zhè gè |
| [02:37.949] | zěn me guā dào qiáng wài tou qù de, tā zhè gè qiáng tài ǎi ya, nǐ zhī dào ma |
| [02:44.663] | guō: nà duō ǎi de qiáng, zhè jǐng tā yě guā bù chū qù! |
| [02:48.372] | liú: bú shì zhuān qiáng! |
| [02:50.671] | guō: tǔ qiáng tā yě guā bù chū qù! |
| [02:52.891] | liú: yě bú shì tǔ qiáng a |
| [02:55.451] | guō: nà shi shén me qiáng a? |
| [02:56.731] | liú: lí bā qiáng! |
| [02:58.090] | āi, duì, lí bā qiáng! |
| [02:59.709] | guō: bù guǎn shì shén me qiáng a, zhè jǐng yě guā bù chū qù! |
| [03:03.523] | liú: nà bù xíng a, tā lí bā qiáng nà dāng rán guā dé chū qù la |
| [03:06.135] | guō: zěn me néng guā chū qù? |
| [03:07.076] | liú: tā zhè gè |
| [03:07.651] | nǐ xiǎng, tā zhè gè lí bā qiáng lí bā lí bā |
| [03:13.058] | duì a, duì a, lí bā qiáng tā zāo la |
| [03:17.734] | āi, yǒu zhè me jù huà, zāo lí bā yī zhuàng ér, nà jǐng jiù zhuàng chū qù le |
| [03:24.708] | zāo lí bā yī zhuàng ér, jiù zài zhè le |
| [03:26.642] | guō: zhè bù zài nà lí bā qiáng shàng, hái dé zài zhè jǐng shàng |
| [03:29.776] | tā shuō shì zhè jǐng a ràng fēng gěi guā chū qù le |
| [03:33.146] | nín shuō de shì lí bā qiáng, zhè gēn lí bā qiáng méi guān xì |
| [03:36.150] | liú: yǒu guān xì, yǒu guān xì, yī shuō nín jiù míng bái la |
| [03:40.617] | zhè gè lí bā qiáng a, hǎo xiàng shì a, nián tóu r tài duō le |
| [03:47.566] | lí bā qiáng ne tā zāo xiǔ la, tā kào dì zhè céng a, gēn ér a dōu làn le |
| [03:56.813] | ràng zhè gè fēng chuī yǔ dǎ rì shài de, gēn ér zāo le |
| [04:00.052] | gēn ér zāo le ne tā bú shì |
| [04:02.011] | ó, nà tiān guā fēng lái zhe, nà tiān guā fēng fēng dà |
| [04:04.676] | " wū, wū" chōu lěng zǐ yī zhèn fēng |
| [04:08.098] | " wū, wū"" wū" huài le |
| [04:11.546] | guō: zěn me le? |
| [04:12.199] | liú:" wū" yī xià zǐ, bǎ zhè qiáng a, chuī dé gǔ jìn yí kuài lái |
| [04:17.476] | qiáng wǎng lǐ zhè me yī gǔ, tā bǎ jǐng jiù ràng chū qù le |
| [04:23.719] | mǎ: āi, duì duì |
| [04:26.018] | liú: jǐng méi dòng a, qiáng dòng le, zhè bù yí yàng ma |
| [04:30.615] | mǎ: āi, duì le, míng bái ma? míng bái ma? |
| [04:35.370] | liú: nǐ zhè dōu xiàng huà ma? |
| [04:40.568] | dì lǐ nà jǐng yǒu guā qiáng wài biān de? |
| [04:43.206] | yǒu nǐ zhè me shuō huà de ma? |
| [04:44.408] | mǎ: wǒ zhè rén shuō huà ài shěng shì |
| [04:46.158] | liú: nǐ shěng shì wǒ kě fèi shì le |
| [04:49.241] | zhè wán yì r nǐ kàn tā bù yī bù ráo de |
| [04:51.905] | méi wǒ gēn zhe rén jiā néng wán ma? |
| [04:58.384] | mǎ: hǎo, hǎo |
| [04:59.481] | liú: zhè gè, zěn me shuō ba? |
| [05:01.544] | mǎ: nǐ chuān zhe ba, nǐ máng shén me la? |
| [05:05.071] | liú: chuān duō shǎo rì zi? duō shǎo rì zi? |
| [05:06.142] | mǎ: chuān liǎ yuè, chuān liǎ yuè ba, nà yǒu shén me ya! |
| [05:08.545] | liú: chuān liǎ yuè? nǐ wǎng hòu shuō huà kě liú diǎn shén! |
| [05:19.673] | guō: yào zhè yàng kàn, wǒ yě de duō zuò liǎng jiàn mǎ guà le |
| [05:29.652] | mǎ: zěn me yàng, a, míng bái le ba? |
| [05:32.421] | guō: rén yào bù zhè yàng shuō, wǒ nǎ míng bái dé le |
| [05:35.112] | mǎ: wǒ zhè xué wèn, bù de zhè me shuō huà ma |
| [05:37.228] | guō: nín shén me xué wèn nǎ? |
| [05:38.403] | mǎ: wǒ gào sù nín shuō, jiù zhè lí bā qiáng huài le |
| [05:41.538] | xiū xiū zhè lí bā qiáng, nín zhī dào huā duō shǎo qián? |
| [05:45.587] | guō: duō shǎo qián nǎ? |
| [05:47.024] | mǎ: liù bǎi kuài! |
| [05:48.539] | guō: a? liù bǎi? ná qǐ lái jiù shuō |
| [05:52.562] | xiū lǐ xiū lǐ lí bā qiáng huā le liù bǎi duō kuài ya? |
| [05:55.931] | mǎ: méi guān xì, zán men bù zài hu |
| [05:57.760] | zá jiā lǐ yǒu! yǒu qián! méi guān xì! |
| [06:02.410] | guō: ó, nín suí biàn huā, nín suí biàn huā! |
| [06:04.317] | mǎ: xiū lǐ zhī hòu, hēi, nà me piào liàng! |
| [06:07.843] | qīn qī péng yǒu dōu lái le, dōu kàn le kàn, zhí gěi wǒ dào xǐ |
| [06:11.317] | guō: ó, lí bā qiáng xiū hǎo le zhī hòu gěi nín dào xǐ? |
| [06:13.512] | mǎ: gěi wǒ dào xǐ, wǒ shuō: |
| [06:14.400] | " bié, nà shén me, nǐ men jǐ wèi bié zǒu la, wǒ qǐng nǐ men chī fàn ba" |
| [06:21.662] | guō: ó, qǐng rén chī fàn jiā lǐ chī ya? |
| [06:23.830] | mǎ: jiā lǐ chī gàn má? jiā lǐ yǒu shén me ya? wài tou chī qù! |
| [06:26.547] | guō: nǎ ér chī ne? |
| [06:27.409] | mǎ: pián yí fāng! |
| [06:29.002] | guō: ó, xiān yú kǒu ér lǐ tou |
| [06:30.596] | mǎ: duì, duì, duì, wǒ men yí kuài ér qù le |
| [06:34.175] | shàng lóu yī kàn nǎ, bù xíng! |
| [06:36.238] | guō: zěn me le? |
| [06:36.917] | mǎ: nà me mēn rè mēn rè de |
| [06:38.746] | guō: tiān qì rè? |
| [06:39.451] | mǎ: bú shì, chuāng hù méi kāi kāi |
| [06:40.340] | guō: nà bǎ chuāng hù dǎ kāi |
| [06:41.698] | mǎ: gǎn jǐn bǎ chuāng hù dǎ kāi |
| [06:43.317] | wǒ men jiù zài chuāng kǒu ér zhè dì fāng zhǎo le yī zhāng zhuō zi, wǒ men jǐ rén zuò xià |
| [06:47.471] | guō: ó, lí zhe chuāng kǒu jìn |
| [06:48.934] | mǎ: zhè shí hòu wǒ men dà jiā diǎn cài |
| [06:52.617] | guō: xiǎng cài ba |
| [06:53.610] | mǎ: zhèng zhè ér xiǎng zhe nǎ, qiǎo jìn r, hēi |
| [06:58.782] | guō: yòu zěn me le? |
| [06:59.670] | mǎ: jiù tīng lóu dǐ xià," pū lēng pū lēng" |
| [07:09.414] | guō: shén me shēng yīn ya? |
| [07:10.694] | mǎ: chì bǎng ér xiǎng |
| [07:11.948] | guō: chì bǎng ér xiǎng? |
| [07:13.828] | mǎ: zhèng zài zhè shí hòu, jiù cóng lóu chuāng nà dì fāng |
| [07:19.314] | " hū yōu, hū yōu" fēi jìn yì zhī kǎo yā zǐ lái |
| [07:25.845] | hē," hū yōu, hū yōu"," bā" zhèng luò zài wǒ men zhè zhuō zi shàng tou |
| [07:30.495] | wǒ yī kàn, hē, hái mào rè qì ér ne, gāng kǎo dé de, wǒ shuō: |
| [07:33.812] | " xíng la, zán béng yào cài le, xiān chī tā dé le" |
| [07:36.268] | wǒ men zhè tōng ér chī yō |
| [07:37.861] | guō: xíng le, xíng le |
| [07:40.421] | mǎ: méi nǎo dài! |
| [07:41.466] | guō: xíng le, nín shuō shí mǒ? |
| [07:42.929] | mǎ: kǎo yā zǐ! |
| [07:44.157] | guō: kǎo yā zǐ yóu dǎ lóu dǐ xià wǎng shàng fēi ya? |
| [07:46.821] | mǎ: a, méi nǎo dài |
| [07:49.224] | guō: yǒu nǎo dài yě fēi bù shàng lái ya! |
| [07:51.602] | mǎ: hē, yóu duō jí le |
| [07:53.456] | guō: nǐ jiù bié shuō le, huó yā zǐ tā yě fēi bù shàng lái ya! |
| [07:57.636] | zhè rén shuō huà yún shān wù zhào de! |
| [08:00.823] | mǎ: tā zhēn fēi shàng lái le ma! |
| [08:02.233] | guō: nǎ ér de shì ya? |
| [08:03.357] | mǎ: zhè wǒ néng shuō xiā huà ma? |
| [08:04.872] | guō: nǐ yī jù shí huà méi yǒu, wán quán shì xiā huà! |
| [08:07.249] | mǎ: nǐ bù xìn nǎ? |
| [08:07.954] | guō: wǒ shì bù xìn! |
| [08:08.842] | mǎ: nǐ wèn tā qù! nǐ wèn tā qù ya! |
| [08:12.708] | guō: tā zhī dào? |
| [08:13.231] | mǎ: dāng rán la! zhè wǒ néng shuō xiā huà ma? |
| [08:20.676] | guō: xiān shēng |
| [08:23.445] | liú: a, nǐ míng bái le? tā zhè gè, zhǔ yào a, jǐng méi |
| [08:27.102] | guō: nín děng huì ér, zhè bú shì nà jǐng de shì le |
| [08:34.756] | zài gēn nín dǎ tīng diǎn ér shì |
| [08:36.532] | jǐ gè rén zài lóu shàng chī fàn, yóu dǎ lóu dǐ xià fēi shàng yì zhī shāo yā zǐ lái ya |
| [08:46.851] | liú: nín zài shuō shuō, shén me shì? |
| [08:48.496] | guō: jǐ gè rén nǎ zài yí kuài ér chī fàn |
| [08:49.933] | liú: a |
| [08:50.691] | guō: yóu dǎ lóu dǐ xià ya, fēi shàng yì zhī kǎo yā zǐ lái |
| [08:57.038] | liú: nǐ méi shuì xǐng nǎ! |
| [08:58.580] | guō: wǒ zěn me yòu méi shuì xǐng ya? |
| [08:59.860] | liú: kǎo yā zǐ āi, āi, āi! |
| [09:01.505] | mǎ: nǐ gěi wǒ tuō xià lái! |
| [09:04.144] | liú: bú shì shuō hǎo le liǎ yuè ma? |
| [09:08.506] | mǎ: wǔ gè yuè dōu méi guān xì! |
| [09:10.047] | liú: nà zhè yòu zěn me le? |
| [09:11.066] | mǎ: yòu zěn me le? |
| [09:11.980] | wǒ nà tiān chī kǎo yā zǐ qù le, fēi shàng lái méi yǒu? |
| [09:14.958] | wǒ chī de! fēi shàng lái méi yǒu? |
| [09:17.414] | liú: ó, ó, ó, nǐ shuō nǐ ya? |
| [09:21.437] | tā chī fàn, fēi shàng yì zhī kǎo yā zǐ lái? |
| [09:26.086] | guō: méi zhè gè shì ya! |
| [09:27.027] | liú: yǒu! yǒu a! |
| [09:32.382] | mǎ: hēi hēi, duì bú duì? |
| [09:32.983] | wǒ néng shuō xiā huà ma? hēi hēi, méi cuò ér! |
| [09:38.390] | guō: āi yā, kàn lái zhè mǎ guà de yòng chǔ kě zhēn bù xiǎo! |
| [09:46.697] | ó, fēi shàng yì zhī kǎo yā zǐ lái ya? |
| [09:48.813] | liú: a, duì le, duì le |
| [09:49.832] | guō: zěn me fēi shàng lái de? |
| [09:51.582] | liú: zěn me fēi shàng lái de zhè wǒ zhī dào, yǒu wǒ zài chǎng ma |
| [09:55.474] | guō: hǎo, hǎo, nǐ shuō shuō ba |
| [09:57.303] | liú: è, dà zhì a, shì zhè gè yì sī, zhè gè |
| [10:02.031] | kǎo yā zǐ jiù fēi shàng lái de yā zǐ |
| [10:06.994] | āi, duì ya, duì ya, zhè nín míng bái ya, wǒ yī shuō nín jiù míng bái le |
| [10:10.547] | guō: wǒ míng bái shén me? |
| [10:11.304] | liú: nín xiǎng, yā zǐ tā zhè gè zhè gè |
| [10:16.633] | yuán yīn shì yā zǐ yǒu chì bǎng ér |
| [10:20.055] | guō: wǒ zhī dào yǒu chì bǎng ér |
| [10:21.179] | liú: āi, suǒ yǐ fēi shǎng qù le |
| [10:22.485] | guō: méi tīng shuō guò! kǎo yā zǐ wǎng shàng fēi? |
| [10:24.914] | jiù shì huó yā zǐ yě fēi bù shǎng qù! |
| [10:26.664] | liú: ó, kǎo yā zǐ ya, duì la, kǎo yā zǐ tā |
| [10:31.210] | tā yě néng fēi, yě néng fēi, yě néng fēi ya bù guò tā fèi diǎn jìn |
| [10:37.531] | tā zhè gè hǎo xiàng shì fèi jìn de zhè gè yì sī ya |
| [10:42.730] | kǎo yā zǐ fēi dào lóu shàng |
| [10:48.973] | guō: duì duì |
| [10:50.227] | liú: kǎo yā zǐ fēi dào lóu shàng āi yā, zhè gè zhè gè |
| [10:57.489] | yīn wèi ya zhè gè lóu chuāng chǎng zhe ne, suǒ yǐ tā fēi shǎng qù le |
| [11:09.140] | guō: zěn me fēi jìn qù de ne? |
| [11:10.968] | liú: lóu chuāng chǎng zhe nǎ, nà chǎng zhe jiù |
| [11:14.181] | cāng yíng wén zi tā yě néng fēi shǎng qù |
| [11:18.831] | guō: cāng yíng wén zi néng fēi shǎng qù |
| [11:20.111] | wǒ wèn nǐ zhè kǎo yā zǐ zěn me fēi shǎng qù de ne? |
| [11:22.540] | liú: shì ya, nǐ xiǎng ya |
| [11:23.611] | tā gù rán shì cāng yíng wén zi kě yǐ fēi ya, zhè gè kǎo yā zǐ tā zěn me néng fēi ne? |
| [11:28.287] | guō: shì ya |
| [11:28.862] | liú: tā zhè gè hǎo xiàng shì ya |
| [11:30.403] | bǐ fāng zhè me shuō ba, zhè gè yì sī dà gài qí ya |
| [11:36.725] | è, zhè gè nǐ míng bái bù míng bái? |
| [11:39.468] | guō: wǒ míng bái shén me ya? nǐ zhè méi shuō míng bái wǒ néng tīng míng bái ma? |
| [11:42.864] | liú: hái méi tīng míng bái? |
| [11:44.614] | guō: nǐ méi shuō míng bái ya! |
| [11:46.024] | liú: ó, duì le, duì le, tā zhè gè kǎo yā zǐ ya |
| [11:48.846] | kǎo yā zǐ wǎng lóu shàng fēi āi yā, kǎo yā zǐ, kǎo yā zǐ |
| [11:55.664] | kǎo yā zǐ nǐ méi kàn jiàn guò ma? |
| [11:57.153] | guō: kǎo yā zǐ? méi kàn jiàn guò! |
| [12:00.313] | liú: dà lú, méi kàn jiàn guò? |
| [12:02.612] | guō: ó, nín shuō nà lú wa, lú wǒ kàn jiàn guò |
| [12:05.172] | liú: a, hái shì de, nà gè dà lú, yào bǎ yā zǐ gē lǐ tou kǎo |
| [12:08.281] | nà gè nà gè yā zǐ, méi kǎo de de shí hòu shì yí gè bái pàng zi |
| [12:16.562] | tiǎn xiōng dié dù de, duì bú duì? shì bú shì? |
| [12:20.193] | jiù yào kǎo le, tā nà gè kǎo ne, yǒu liǎng zhǒng kǎo fǎ |
| [12:24.764] | yǒu yī zhǒng ne, hǎo xiàng shì ná gōu ér guà zhe bó zi, gē dào lú lǐ tou |
| [12:30.433] | lìng wài yǒu yī zhǒng chā shāo, dǒng ma? |
| [12:32.966] | guō: chā shāo |
| [12:33.620] | liú: bǎ zhè yā zǐ chā zhù, gē zài nà gè lú huǒ lǐ tou shāo, duì ma? |
| [12:37.721] | tā zhè gè tā shāo wa tā fēi shǎng qù ya tā zhè gè tā shì |
| [12:43.624] | āi yō, nǐ zěn me le, nǐ xiǎng xiǎng, nǐ bǎ yā zǐ kǎo jí le tā bù fēi ma? |
| [12:52.323] | tā shòu de liǎo ma? nǐ zěn me le nǐ zhè lù rén zhēn shì! |
| [12:57.495] | guō: nǐ shuō zhè yā zǐ tā kǎo dào shén me chéng dù shàng tā yě fēi bù shǎng qù! |
| [13:01.936] | liú: kǎo jí le tā bù fēi ya! |
| [13:03.582] | guō: tā bù fēi! |
| [13:04.757] | liú: tā bú shì tā zhè gè kǎo wa |
| [13:08.127] | āi yā, bǎ yā zǐ dōu kǎo liú yóu ér la, bǎ yā zǐ kǎo de |
| [13:14.553] | tā chuǎn bù chū qì ér lái ya, bǎ nà gè yā zǐ kǎo de |
| [13:18.211] | biē de nà yā zǐ, āi yā, āi yō hē, suǒ yǐ tā |
| [13:24.062] | tā shí zài shòu bù liǎo le, nǐ yě de tóng qíng tā |
| [13:28.372] | guō: wǒ bù néng tóng qíng tā! |
| [13:31.246] | zhè bú shì yā zǐ shòu bù liǎo le, shì nǐ shòu bù liǎo le! |
| [13:35.843] | nǐ béng shuō xián bái ér, wǒ jiù wèn nǐ zhè kǎo yā zǐ zěn me fēi shǎng qù de! |
| [13:40.101] | liú: kǎo yā zǐ tā bú shì zhè gè shì ya |
| [13:45.273] | kǎo yā zǐ fēi shǎng qù? āi yā! |
| [13:53.842] | guō: zhè mǎ guà ér chuān bù chuān xíng la! |
| [13:57.394] | liú: kǎo yā zǐ |
| [13:59.092] | ó, duì le duì le, míng bái le, wǒ xiǎng qǐ lái le, nǎ ér chī de fàn? |
| [14:05.335] | mǎ: pián yí fāng a! nǐ méi qù ma? |
| [14:09.045] | liú: duì duì, méi cuò ér, wǒ wàng le, wàng le |
| [14:11.082] | pián yí fāng chī fàn, dào lóu shàng le |
| [14:13.486] | dào lóu shàng hái méi yào cài ne, zhè zhǐ yā zǐ fēi jìn lái de, shì bú shì? |
| [14:17.430] | guō: a, zěn me huí shì ne? |
| [14:18.214] | liú: tā shì zhè gè zhè gè nà tiān na, wǒ xiǎng qǐ lái le |
| [14:21.975] | nà tiān na shì zhè gè, xiān yú kǒu ér wáng jiā |
| [14:27.409] | jiā lǐ tou bàn xǐ shì, yào le yì zhī yā zǐ, kǎo yā zǐ |
| [14:33.260] | lái jǐ gè péng yǒu yì qǐ chī kǎo yā zǐ |
| [14:35.716] | kǎo yā zǐ dǎ pián yí fāng yào de, jiào gěi sòng jiā qù |
| [14:39.321] | zhè gè yā zǐ kǎo dé le, sòng yā zǐ kàn jiàn guò ma? |
| [14:43.448] | yào shì liǎng zhǐ yā zǐ ne, ná gōu ér guà zhe, xiǎo tú dì xiǎo biǎn dàn yī tiāo |
| [14:47.863] | tā zhè yì zhī yā zǐ, yì zhī yā zǐ ne |
| [14:51.285] | jiù guà zài xiǎo biǎn dàn shàng, zhè me yàng wō zhe |
| [14:54.707] | zhè xiǎo tú dì ne bǎ zhè zhǐ yā zǐ jiù gěi wáng jiā sòng qù |
| [14:59.853] | dǎ pián yí fāng chū lái ne, jiù |
| [15:03.014] | duì le, mén kǒu ér yǒu yí gè mài bào de, shǎ zi |
| [15:07.533] | jiù nà mài bào nà shǎ zi," bào, bào, bào", lǎo zhè yàng nà gè |
| [15:11.895] | tā jiàn zhe zhè xiǎo tú dì ne, tā jiù ràng xiǎo tú dì hōng tā wán ér |
| [15:16.650] | bié de bù shuō," dǎ bǎi fēn", tā lǎo jiào tā dǎ bǎi fēn |
| [15:20.620] | tā jiào zhè gè xiǎo tú dì:" dǎ bǎi fēn" |
| [15:24.199] | xiǎo tú dì nà děng zhe gěi rén sòng yā zǐ qù ne |
| [15:26.028] | " qù, qù, méi gōng fū, méi gōng fū, zhè jiù zǒu" |
| [15:28.692] | " dǎ bǎi fēn" tā hái lā tā |
| [15:30.756] | " āi yā, nǐ zěn me huí shì ya?" xiǎo tú dì jí ya |
| [15:34.831] | zhè me yī bō lā tā, bǎ shǎ zi bō lā jí le |
| [15:37.417] | shǎ zi tā shǎ shǎ hē hē de |
| [15:39.324] | " pā", zhào xiǎo tú dì liǎn shàng jiù yí gè" mǎn liǎn huā" bí zi dǎ pò liú xiě le |
| [15:44.862] | xiǎo tú dì zhè me yī kàn: |
| [15:45.933] | " āi yō hē, nǐ zhè gàn ma ya nǐ? nǐ nǐ" |
| [15:48.415] | ná zhè biǎn dàn yào dǎ tā, ná zhe biǎn dàn zhè me yī lūn |
| [15:52.464] | tā kě wàng le, zhè biǎn dàn shàng guà zhe yì zhī yā zǐ ne |
| [15:57.375] | míng bái zhè gè yì sī ma? |
| [16:00.013] | " rì ér"," bā" |
| [16:03.226] | dé, bǎ zhè nǎo dài lūn dā diào la |
| [16:06.152] | " bā" yī xià, lóu chuāng chǎng zhe nǎ, zhèng jiè zhe lóu chuāng lūn jìn qù le |
| [16:11.167] | mǎ: āi, duì duì! |
| [16:12.630] | liú: zhè yī lūn ne, diào zài tā nà zhuō zi shàng le! |
| [16:15.347] | mǎ: duì, duì! míng bái bù míng bái? |
| [16:20.415] | guō: ó, lūn shǎng qù de? |
| [16:22.975] | āi yā, zhè shì nà mǎ guà ér shuō huà le! |
| [16:28.277] | mǎ: míng bái le ba! |
| [16:31.882] | liú: nǐ zhè kě bù xíng a |
| [16:33.215] | nǐ zhè yuè shuō yuè bù xiàng huà, kǎo yā zǐ yǒu wǎng lóu shàng fēi de ma? |
| [16:38.805] | mǎ: nǐ kàn, wǒ shuō huà ài chāo jìn ér |
| [16:40.999] | liú: nǐ chāo jìn ér wǒ kě rào yuǎn ér la! wǒ zhè rào duō dà yuǎn ér ya? |
| [16:44.421] | xìng kuī nǐ shuō fēi shàng yì zhī kǎo yā zǐ lái |
| [16:47.869] | nǐ yào fēi shàng yī wǎn lǎo dòu fǔ wǒ zěn me bàn nǎ? |
| [16:51.788] | wǒ zěn me gěi nǐ shuō ya? |
| [16:53.956] | mǎ: xíng, xíng, xíng, bù cuò a, zhēn bù cuò! |
| [16:56.960] | liú: dāng rán shì bù cuò ya! zhè mǎ guà ér zěn me shuō ba? |
| [17:01.035] | mǎ: chuān zhe, chuān zhe! |
| [17:01.766] | nǐ tí zhè gè zán men jiù bù gòu péng yǒu le! |
| [17:04.588] | liú: guò le nián gěi nǐ? |
| [17:06.886] | mǎ: xíng, xíng, méi guān xì! |
| [17:09.446] | liú: bié liáo le, gān cuì zán men zǒu ba |
| [17:10.648] | mǎ: hái dé liáo zán men zài liáo yī huì ér |
| [17:25.015] | guō: nín zhè gè rén shuō huà, jiǎn shěng shì de shuō |
| [17:27.445] | mǎ: a, zán men xué wèn dà! |
| [17:29.613] | guō: nín zhè huà dōu tīng bù dǒng wa! |
| [17:34.890] | mǎ: shì ya, yì bān rén tā tīng bù dǒng tā jiù gēn wǒ tái gàng, wǒ jiù bù lǐ tā men |
| [17:39.331] | guō: shì ya |
| [17:39.984] | mǎ: xué wèn dà! nà tiān chī wán kǎo yā zǐ, huā le duō shǎo qián? |
| [17:45.025] | liù bǎi duō kuài! |
| [17:45.861] | guō: ó, qián hòu shì yī qiān èr |
| [17:50.119] | mǎ: dōu liù bǎi duō kuài! |
| [17:51.817] | guō: shí duō shí duō lí bā qiáng liù bǎi duō kuài, chī dùn kǎo yā zǐ liù bǎi duō kuài |
| [17:55.735] | mǎ: zhēn de, zhè bú shì shuō xiā huà! |
| [17:57.982] | hē, chī zhè kǎo yā zǐ, wǒ zhè dǔ zi chēng de huāng |
| [18:01.430] | hē, zhè gè nán shòu, dǔ zi lǐ tou |
| [18:03.755] | nǐ xiǎng zhè yā zǐ běn shēn jiù nán shòu |
| [18:06.916] | chī xià qù zhī hòu tā yě bù lǎo shí, zài lǐ tou luàn dòng huàn |
| [18:13.368] | guō: yā zǐ chī jìn qù hái dòng huàn? |
| [18:14.935] | mǎ: a, shòu bù liǎo wa, wǒ zhè dǔ zi |
| [18:18.384] | hē, āi yō, bié dòng huàn la |
| [18:21.858] | āi yā, wǒ tǎng zài kàng shàng fān guò lái diào guò qù, wǒ jiù shuì bù zháo le |
| [18:26.403] | guō: chī duō le bei! |
| [18:28.049] | mǎ: zhè yā zǐ zhē téng de, fān guò lái diào guò qù shuì bù zháo! |
| [18:32.882] | hǎo róng yì dào le yè lǐ liǎng diǎn duō zhōng le, gāng shuì zháo, wài tou bǎ wǒ chǎo xǐng le |
| [18:39.438] | guō: wài tou bǎ nǐ chǎo xǐng le? zěn me zhāo wài tou yǒu dǎ jià de? |
| [18:42.808] | mǎ: bú shì dǎ jià de, wǒ tīng jiàn jiào huàn ne |
| [18:47.223] | guō: shén me jiào huàn ne? |
| [18:48.816] | mǎ: shì nà zhǒng" dū, dū, dū dū", qū qū ér! |
| [18:54.537] | guō: qū qū ér? zhè yuè fèn ér huì yǒu qū qū ér ya? |
| [18:58.664] | mǎ: a, wǒ yī tīng |
| [19:00.519] | hēi, tīng zhè shēng ér, zhè gè ér xiǎo bù liǎo! |
| [19:04.046] | wǒ gǎn jǐn gěi wǒ xí fù ér jiào qǐ lái: |
| [19:06.423] | " āi, zǒu, qǐ lái qǐ lái, zán men dǎi qū qū ér!" |
| [19:08.931] | wǒ shì ná zhe zhào zǐ, ná zhe qiān zǐ, dào le mén kǒu ér yī tīng ya |
| [19:13.424] | " dū, dū, dū" |
| [19:15.200] | guō: zài mén kǒu ér nǎ? |
| [19:15.905] | mǎ: zài kǒu ér wài tou nǎ, gǎn jǐn shàng kǒu ér wài tou! |
| [19:19.380] | dào kǒu ér wài tou yī tīng zhè qū qū ér," dū, dū, dū" |
| [19:22.802] | guō: zài kǒu ér wài tou nǎ? |
| [19:23.533] | mǎ: zài běi jīng chē zhàn nǎ! |
| [19:24.708] | guō: chē zhàn nǎ!? |
| [19:25.936] | mǎ: zhuī! zhuī! |
| [19:26.877] | zhuī dào běi jīng chē zhàn yī tīng zhè qū qū ér," dū, dū, dū" |
| [19:29.724] | guō: zài chē zhàn nǎ? |
| [19:30.377] | mǎ: dào láng fáng la! |
| [19:31.892] | guō: láng fáng!? |
| [19:33.146] | mǎ: wǒ gǎn jǐn pǎo, dào láng fáng yī tīng zhè qū qū ér |
| [19:36.202] | " dū, dū, dū" méi zài láng fáng! |
| [19:37.665] | guō: zài nǎ ér ne? |
| [19:38.397] | mǎ: dào tiān jīn la! |
| [19:39.442] | guō: hǎo ma, zhè qū qū ér yào chū shěng! |
| [19:41.401] | mǎ: dào tiān jīn yī tīng," dū, dū, dū" |
| [19:43.935] | guō: zài tiān jīn nǎ? |
| [19:44.744] | mǎ: pǎo táng shān qù la! |
| [19:45.946] | guō: hǎo, yòu táng shān la! |
| [19:47.226] | mǎ: zǒu! zhuī táng shān qù! |
| [19:48.428] | yī zhí zhuī dào táng shān nǐ zhī dào yǒu gè xiǎo shān ér |
| [19:51.406] | guō: āi, zhī dào |
| [19:52.242] | mǎ: xiǎo shān ér dǐ xià, tīng jiàn zhè qū qū ér la |
| [19:54.906] | " dū dū dū, dū dū dū" |
| [19:56.735] | hǎo, gǎn jǐn wǒ jiè gè gǎo, jiè gè tiě xiān, wǒ men liǎ jiù wā ya |
| [20:00.679] | páo ya, wā ya, páo ya |
| [20:02.455] | wā lái wā qù wā zhè me yí gè dòng, wǒ wǎng lǐ yī qiáo wa: |
| [20:06.295] | " āi yō wǒ de mā yō!" |
| [20:08.464] | guō: zěn me la? |
| [20:09.221] | mǎ: āi yō, jiù zhè qū qū ér zhè nǎo dài ya |
| [20:16.849] | jiù yǒu zhè jù chǎng zhè me dà gè ér |
| [20:25.469] | guō: zhè qū qū ér nǎo dài jiù yǒu jù chǎng zhè me dà gè ér ya? |
| [20:28.160] | mǎ: bǎ wǒ xià huài la! |
| [20:30.302] | hē, jiù zhè liǎng gēn ér xū ya, gēn diàn xiàn gǎn zi yí yàng! |
| [20:34.534] | nà liǎ yǎn jīng, gēn nà jù guāng dēng shì de |
| [20:37.904] | lián xū dài wěi ér shí sì liè huǒ chē nà me lǎo zhǎng! |
| [20:41.326] | gǎn jǐn dǎi chū lái zhī hòu, mǎi yī fēn qián xiàn ér, bǎng hǎo le |
| [20:45.375] | āi, nǐ chuān zhe, nǐ chuān zhe |
| [20:49.920] | liú: wǒ chuān bú zhù! |
| [20:54.282] | mǎ: ó, nín chuān zhe? |
| [20:55.092] | guō: wǒ yě bù chuān! |
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