jin gang tui er

金钢腿儿
jin gang tui er Lyrics

Song 金钢腿儿
Artist 刘宝瑞
Artist 郭全宝
Artist 马季
Album 刘宝瑞对口相声集
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[00:00.00] 金刚腿儿 - 刘宝瑞/郭全宝/马季
[00:11.90] 刘宝瑞:刚才啊是这个,郭启茹同志说了这么一段单口相声
[00:17.23] 郭全宝:是啊
[00:18.60] 刘宝瑞:这回啊咱们就别说单口儿了
[00:20.70] 郭全宝:这回怎么样呢?
[00:22.32] 刘宝瑞:这回这么办
[00:23.21] 郭全宝:啊
[00:24.91] 刘宝瑞:你们二位啊
[00:25.91] 马季:啊
[00:27.40] 刘宝瑞:帮我一回
[00:28.85] 马季:对,我们俩人棒打你一回
[00:30.87] 刘宝瑞:哎
[00:32.95] 棒打我一回?
[00:35.18] 马季:不是,棒......棒打一回?
[00:37.28] 刘宝瑞:棒打一回干嘛?
[00:38.73] 马季:呃?
[00:39.40] 干脆你们俩揍我一顿多好啊?
[00:41.90] 郭全宝:哎那么着也好啊
[00:43.17] 刘宝瑞:什么也好啊?!
[00:45.25] 哪儿啊这是?
[00:47.31] 棒打一回干嘛呀?
[00:49.83] 就是,帮着我说一回
[00:52.72] 郭全宝:哦帮着你说啊!
[00:54.01] 刘宝瑞:哎!
[00:55.21] 郭全宝:帮着你怎么说呢?
[00:56.57] 刘宝瑞:要说啊?
[00:58.56] 咱们仨人不能一块儿说
[01:01.95] 我头一个儿说,我头说
[01:04.20] 马季:你......
[01:05.52] 刘宝瑞:怎么样?
[01:06.66] 马季:你头桌(——说)?
[01:07.27] 刘宝瑞:哎
[01:08.95] 马季:他多机灵?
[01:10.32] 刘宝瑞:怎么了?
[01:11.15] 马季:他头桌,我二桌
[01:13.65] 郭全宝:你们俩人先吃吧,我不忙
[01:15.78] 哎,我等三桌而也可以
[01:18.76] 刘宝瑞:干嘛呀,咱们开饭来了这?
[01:21.40] 郭全宝:您都准备什么菜啦?
[01:23.00] 刘宝瑞:好嘛,我请来俩饿贼来,那就甭说了那就
[01:27.56] 马季:哎,怎么不是头桌二桌......
[01:29.12] 刘宝瑞:头桌二桌干嘛呀?我说:“我头说”
[01:33.53] 我头一个说呢,我这就为 出令官
[01:36.77] 马季:那我为 听令官
[01:38.42] 刘宝瑞、郭全宝:哎
[01:38.93] 郭全宝:我为监斩官
[01:40.20] 刘宝瑞:哎监 监斩官?!谁犯罪了?
[01:44.48] 你为 随令官
[01:46.16] 郭全宝:也可以
[01:46.82] 马季:你甭管什么官,你说咱们怎么说法儿呢?
[01:50.20] 刘宝瑞:哎!这段儿有意思
[01:52.11] 这回咱们仨人说一回啊,叫这个......
[01:56.62] 128条腿儿(注:其中作了删节),你研究这有意思
[02:00.65] 马季:什么叫128条腿儿呢?
[02:03.28] 刘宝瑞:什么叫128条腿儿啊?
[02:05.14] 比如说我啊,我说他这么一座山
[02:10.44] 哎,这个山呐,就得带四条腿儿
[02:15.78] 马季:我没听说过!
[02:17.63] 刘宝瑞:怎么啦?
[02:18.10] 马季:有山带腿儿的?
[02:19.67] 走在马路上,山过来了,“劳驾?”
[02:21.63] 刘宝瑞:谁 谁 谁 谁啊!
[02:23.32] 马季:像话吗?
[02:26.54] 郭全宝:那山也不会走啊!
[02:28.31] 马季:是啊
[02:30.00] 刘宝瑞:你还没听明白呢,不是说山会长腿儿啊
[02:36.09] 就说这个山名儿啊,要带四条腿儿
[02:40.28] 马季:哦山名儿带四条腿儿?
[02:41.89] 刘宝瑞:哎!你好比说 ,我说吧,我说呀:两狼山,这就行了
[02:51.53] 你想,这个狼,它不就四条腿儿吗?
[02:55.22] 这山名儿,带四条腿儿,两狼山
[02:56.90] 马季:哦,狼 四条腿儿
[03:00.11] 刘宝瑞:对啊
[03:01.01] 马季:那怎么128条腿儿呢?
[03:03.70] 刘宝瑞:你听着呀!
[03:05.20] 马季:啊 你说
[03:06.46] 刘宝瑞:它凑来凑去都说到一块儿,就够128条腿儿了
[03:11.33] 要不信呐,你们俩给我数着数
[03:14.95] 比如说,我说:两狼山,你们俩就说四条腿儿
[03:20.23] 郭全宝:对,那行,四条腿儿,四条腿儿
[03:22.96] 刘宝瑞:哎,你打这儿你往下数吧
[03:25.78] 刘宝瑞:我在说呀,这山上有一座什么庙?
[03:30.02] 郭全宝、马季:四条腿儿~
[03:31.16] 刘宝瑞:哎对,在这个,庙里头供着什么神?
[03:36.37] 郭全宝、马季:四条腿儿~
[03:37.58] 刘宝瑞:嗯,庙外头有棵什么树?
[03:41.80] 郭全宝、马季:四条腿儿~
[03:42.77] 刘宝瑞:对,树上落着什么鸟儿?
[03:46.75] 郭全宝、马季:四条腿儿~
[03:47.76] 刘宝瑞:哎,这个鸟嘴儿里叼着什么果子?
[03:51.72] 郭全宝、马季:四条腿儿~
[03:53.79] 刘宝瑞:下山走的什么桥?
[03:55.81] 郭全宝、马季:四条腿儿~
[03:57.58] 刘宝瑞:上哪儿去?
[03:58.82] 郭全宝、马季:四条腿儿~
[04:00.27] 刘宝瑞:上谁家去?
[04:01.52] 郭全宝、马季:四条腿儿~
[04:03.27] 刘宝瑞:叫门谁给开的门?
[04:05.31] 郭全宝、马季:四条腿儿~
[04:07.25] 刘宝瑞:让进去给的什么座儿?
[04:09.34] 郭全宝、马季:四条腿儿~
[04:11.62] 刘宝瑞:给你什么点心吃?
[04:13.39] 郭全宝、马季:四条腿儿~
[04:15.63] 刘宝瑞:给你什么茶喝?
[04:17.26] 郭全宝、马季:四条腿儿~
[04:19.07] 刘宝瑞:什么茶盅?
[04:20.06] 郭全宝、马季:四条腿儿~
[04:21.29] 刘宝瑞:什么盖碗儿?
[04:22.18] 郭全宝、马季:四条腿儿~
[04:23.83] 刘宝瑞:你说的什么书?
[04:25.06] 郭全宝、马季:四条腿儿~
[04:26.65] 刘宝瑞:说乐了人家给你什么钱?
[04:28.69] 郭全宝、马季:四条腿儿~
[04:30.24] 刘宝瑞:钱可得带窟窿眼儿
[04:32.08] 郭全宝、马季:四条腿儿~
[04:33.38] 刘宝瑞:没眼儿可不算啊!
[04:34.73] 郭全宝、马季:四条腿儿~
[04:36.37] 刘宝瑞:就到这儿
[04:37.13] 郭全宝、马季:四条腿儿~
[04:38.38] 刘宝瑞:行啦
[04:39.17] 郭全宝、马季:四条腿儿~
[04:41.12] 刘宝瑞:这就该我说了
[04:42.52] 郭全宝、马季:四条腿儿~
[04:45.56] 刘宝瑞:行啦!
[04:46.41] 郭全宝、马季:四条腿儿~
[04:52.50] 刘宝瑞:我先说
[04:53.40] 郭全宝、马季:四条腿儿~
[04:55.69] 刘宝瑞:是怎么着?
[04:56.52] 郭全宝、马季:四条腿儿~
[05:01.29] 刘宝瑞:起哄啊?
[05:02.01] 郭全宝、马季:四条腿儿~
[05:04.28] 刘宝瑞:嘿!
[05:04.94] 郭全宝、马季:四条腿儿~
[05:07.49] 刘宝瑞:你们俩人!
[05:08.48] 郭全宝、马季:四条腿儿~
[05:09.70] 刘宝瑞:什么呀!!
[05:12.80] 马季:怎么了?
[05:13.43] 刘宝瑞:你们俩人四条腿儿多 多新鲜哪!
[05:16.65] 你们俩人可不四条腿吗你们俩人?
[05:19.81] 马季:咱们这个说到哪儿算一站哪?
[05:22.27] 刘宝瑞:嗨!你们俩人净捣乱了嘛!
[05:27.27] 就说到给什么钱这儿,就完了
[05:30.31] 马季:哦给什么钱这儿?
[05:31.30] 刘宝瑞:哎,这儿算一个阶段
[05:32.45] 马季:咱们谁先说呢?
[05:34.13] 刘宝瑞:当然是我先说呀
[05:35.43] 马季:你先说?
[05:36.03] 刘宝瑞:嗯
[05:36.70] 马季:那好,我问你啊
[05:37.74] 刘宝瑞:你问吧
[05:39.20] 马季:什么山?
[05:40.39] 刘宝瑞:什么山呐?
[05:41.06] 马季:嗯
[05:42.43] 刘宝瑞:我说这么一座呀
[05:45.62] 青龙山
[05:48.00] 马季:青...
[05:48.92] 刘宝瑞:怎么样?
[05:49.50] 马季:青龙山?
[05:50.28] 刘宝瑞:哎,龙嘛!龙不就四条腿吗,对不对?
[05:53.59] 马季:不对!什么呀!
[05:55.49] 刘宝瑞:怎么?
[05:56.40] 马季:龙哪儿有腿呀?龙 龙是爪
[06:02.20] 郭全宝:根本就没腿
[06:03.90] 马季:嘿哎!龙是爪
[06:08.18] 刘宝瑞:哦,龙没腿?
[06:09.73] 马季:哎!
[06:10.33] 刘宝瑞:龙有爪?
[06:11.17] 马季:有爪
[06:12.03] 刘宝瑞:嘿,那么这个,爪在哪儿长着呀?
[06:15.04] 马季:在腿......嗯??
[06:18.03] 刘宝瑞:爪它不在腿上长着嘛?
[06:19.94] 郭全宝:那也不行啊
[06:21.44] 刘宝瑞:怎 怎么?怎么?
[06:23.17] 郭全宝:人家都说是五爪金龙啊,五爪金龙啊!
[06:27.85] 马季:五爪金龙,知道不知道?真是的
[06:31.24] 刘宝瑞:是啊,五爪金龙对啊,五爪金龙他说的是爪啊。
[06:38.06] 人有五个手指头,有 有 有说你长五个胳膊的?
[06:42.22] 郭全宝:爪 这难看嘛这不是
[06:45.20] 刘宝瑞:人家找难看哪,你没跟着说?
[06:48.26] 马季:山上有座什么庙?
[06:50.17] 刘宝瑞:哎!打这儿就,句句离不开龙
[06:53.00] 马季:当然是,你说吧
[06:54.00] 刘宝瑞:山上有座,龙王庙,怎么样?
[06:57.18] 马季:龙王庙?
[06:57.88] 刘宝瑞:哎!
[06:58.67] 马季:庙里供着什么神?
[07:00.69] 刘宝瑞:龙王爷啊,那还用说呀?
[07:04.63] 马季:庙外头有棵什么树?
[07:08.70] 刘宝瑞:槐树!
[07:09.30] 马季:槐...槐树?
[07:11.30] 像话嘛?
[07:12.40] 郭全宝:槐树没龙啊!
[07:14.24] 刘宝瑞:啊......
[07:15.37] 我那是,龙爪槐!
[07:16.87] 郭全宝、马季:呃?
[07:17.77] 郭全宝:龙爪槐啊?
[07:20.30] 马季:你不觉得难看呐?
[07:25.15] 郭全宝:那也不对啊!
[07:26.57] 龙爪槐你说上来,鸟儿呢?落着什么鸟儿啊?
[07:30.73] 刘宝瑞:落着个...龙鹞子(*可能是指一种鹞鹰)
[07:33.00] 郭全宝:龙...龙鹞子?
[07:34.34] 马季:哦~
[07:35.56] 郭全宝:鸟嘴里叼什么果子?
[07:38.38] 刘宝瑞:龙眼果
[07:40.00] 马季:龙眼果
[07:40.83] 刘宝瑞:哎,就是荔枝(注:此处有误,荔枝不是龙眼)
[07:42.11] 郭全宝:好,好好
[07:43.85] 呃...下山走什么桥啊?
[07:47.40] 刘宝瑞:青龙桥
[07:48.98] 郭全宝:青龙桥?
[07:49.80] 刘宝瑞:青龙桥,有了
[07:50.54] 郭全宝:我去过
[07:51.79] 马季:西郊嘛
[07:52.49] 刘宝瑞:哎,对对
[07:53.28] 行了,甭找地方了,甭找地方了
[07:54.43] 郭全宝:哎,上哪儿去呢?
[07:56.08] 刘宝瑞:上这个......
[07:57.85] 隆(龙)福寺夹道
[08:00.43] 马季:隆福寺夹道?
[08:01.84] 郭全宝:上谁家里去?
[08:03.50] 刘宝瑞:是这个......
[08:04.82] 上龙先生家里去
[08:06.91] 郭全宝:哦...叫门时候是谁给开的门呐?
[08:10.94] 刘宝瑞:是这个......
[08:12.95] 小孩儿
[08:13.78] 马季:呃?
[08:14.12] 刘宝瑞:小孩儿
[08:14.95] 马季:不像话!
[08:16.25] 刘宝瑞:怎么,怎么了?怎么了?
[08:17.10] 马季:小孩儿没“龙”啊!
[08:18.69] 刘宝瑞:啊......
[08:20.50] 呃......
[08:21.48] 他是聋(龙)子!
[08:22.46] 马季:聋......
[08:23.41] 刘宝瑞:聋子
[08:24.66] 马季:聋子?!
[08:25.47] 刘宝瑞:哎嘿,聋子!
[08:27.13] 马季:那不对啊!
[08:28.10] 刘宝瑞:啊怎么不对?
[08:28.84] 马季:聋子你叫门他怎么听见的啊?
[08:31.45] 刘宝瑞:啊......
[08:34.11] 啊?
[08:36.24] 刘宝瑞:他是听不见,别人听见告诉,叫他去给开门去的
[08:41.37] 马季:哦,别人告诉他的?
[08:42.86] 刘宝瑞:哎嘿~
[08:43.83] 马季:听见那人怎么不给你开门去啊?
[08:46.28] 刘宝瑞:那......
[08:47.89] 马季:啊?
[08:49.77] 刘宝瑞:那是瘫子!
[08:50.74] 马季:瘫......
[08:51.91] 刘宝瑞:瘫子
[08:52.68] 马季:瘫子他怎么进去的呀?
[08:54.43] 刘宝瑞:啊...他这个......
[08:56.23] 聋子给背进去的
[08:58.39] 马季:更不像话啦!聋子是小孩能背得动吗?
[09:01.84] 刘宝瑞:那里头还有一个大聋...
[09:03.44] 哇你还有完没完了你!
[09:05.36] 马季:不像话!
[09:06.02] 刘宝瑞:你还有完没完啦!
[09:07.54] 里头还有一大聋子呢!
[09:09.80] 马季:不像话,有点勉强啊这个
[09:11.44] 郭全宝:太勉强了
[09:13.02] 马季:我来接着问你
[09:13.97] 刘宝瑞:嗯
[09:16.03] 马季:进去给你什么座儿?
[09:18.47] 刘宝瑞:给的是这个...
[09:20.32] 绣龙墩(注:绣龙墩是封建时代一种皇家独有座椅)
[09:21.55] 马季:哟!你还坐过绣龙墩呐
[09:23.43] 刘宝瑞:哎没 没 没有,没有,我没坐过,就这么一说,绣龙墩
[09:27.42] 马季:啊,给你什么点心吃?
[09:30.49] 刘宝瑞:给了一块...
[09:32.36] 龙凤饼
[09:33.78] 马季:不行,这不行
[09:35.17] 刘宝瑞:怎么?
[09:35.86] 马季:办喜事儿的时候才有龙凤饼呢
[09:38.29] 刘宝瑞:啊......
[09:39.57] 昨儿办喜事的时候剩下的
[09:43.50] 马季:昨儿给谁办喜事啊?
[09:45.04] 刘宝瑞:大聋子娶媳妇儿...
[09:46.51] 你怎么老刨根问底儿啊你!
[09:49.18] 你怎么老这么 这么刨根问底儿的呢?
[09:51.71] 马季:那得问清楚了啊
[09:52.88] 刘宝瑞:大聋子娶媳妇儿
[09:56.14] 马季:给你什么茶喝?
[09:58.73] 刘宝瑞:龙井茶
[10:00.34] 马季:哦
[10:00.95] 刘宝瑞:哎
[10:01.49] 马季:什么茶盅儿,什么盖碗儿?
[10:04.18] 刘宝瑞:团龙茶盅,团龙盖碗儿
[10:08.99] 马季:你说的什么书?
[10:10.83] 刘宝瑞:《回龙传》
[10:12.50] 马季:说乐了人家给你什么钱?
[10:14.65] 刘宝瑞:给了一串,乾隆(龙)钱
[10:17.34] 马季:乾隆钱?
[10:18.20] 刘宝瑞:哎,钱得带窟窿眼儿,没眼儿不行,给了一串乾隆钱
[10:22.22] 郭全宝:现在还有花这钱的吗?
[10:24.35] 刘宝瑞:啊...他这不是...这就不是这么一说嘛!这不是?
[10:28.24] 郭全宝:就这么一说您这就勉强得厉害
[10:31.00] 刘宝瑞:你呀甭 甭勉强了,你 你说吧,你说吧,我这就到这儿,结束了
[10:36.03] 钱得带眼儿,该你说了
[10:37.55] 郭全宝:我说啊?
[10:38.09] 刘宝瑞:你说什么山吧
[10:39.48] 郭全宝:啊...我这是......
[10:43.00] 首阳(羊)山!
[10:45.53] 刘宝瑞:首阳山?
[10:46.57] 郭全宝:羊有四条腿儿啊,再说首阳山这你知道啊
[10:50.83] 刘宝瑞:有
[10:51.39] 郭全宝:伯夷、叔齐,双双饿死在首阳山,《宝莲灯》不有这词儿吗?“————”(注:未寻找到相关资料)
[10:59.00] 刘宝瑞:哎甭甭甭唱,甭唱.....你 你净说,甭唱......
[11:03.31] 郭全宝:我会这词
[11:03.89] 刘宝瑞:你会,你甭唱......
[11:05.45] 郭全宝:首阳山
[11:06.45] 刘宝瑞:哦,首阳山,不错
[11:07.76] 伯夷、叔齐,饿死首阳
[11:08.98] 郭全宝:对呀
[11:09.45] 刘宝瑞:有有有,首阳山
[11:10.70] 郭全宝:嗯
[11:11.30] 刘宝瑞:呃...哎,打这儿句句离不开羊了
[11:14.97] 郭全宝:当然是,你往下问呐!
[11:18.24] 刘宝瑞:山上有座什么庙?
[11:19.79] 郭全宝:杨(羊)继业庙(注:其他版本里写的是 杨继业庙,音译为 羊蝎子庙)
[11:21.65] 刘宝瑞:杨继业庙?
[11:22.22] 郭全宝:嗯
[11:23.70] 刘宝瑞:庙里头供着什么神?
[11:26.05] 郭全宝:大刀杨(羊)令公
[11:27.63] 刘宝瑞:大刀杨令公?
[11:28.72] 郭全宝:嗯
[11:30.01] 刘宝瑞:哎,庙外头有棵什么树?
[11:32.40] 郭全宝:大叶儿杨
[11:34.10] 刘宝瑞:哦,大叶儿杨?
[11:35.42] 郭全宝:哎
[11:35.91] 刘宝瑞:好
[11:36.77] 树上落着什么鸟儿?
[11:38.81] 郭全宝:呃...
[11:39.89] 虎不拉(*即为伯劳鸟)
[11:40.91] 刘宝瑞:虎不拉?!
[11:44.30] 不行
[11:45.00] 郭全宝:这怎么不行啊?
[11:46.10] 刘宝瑞:虎不拉它没“羊”
[11:47.56] 郭全宝:啊...它我这是“洋”(羊)虎不拉(注:以前外国的物品带“洋”字)
[11:50.01] 刘宝瑞:“洋”虎不拉也出来啦?!
[11:52.46] 啊?“洋”虎不拉也出来啦?
[11:54.62] 郭全宝:它有这鸟儿就得了
[11:56.04] 刘宝瑞:哎好好,“洋”虎不拉。
[11:59.17] 哎,鸟嘴儿里叼着什么果子?
[12:03.03] 郭全宝:叼的是香瓜
[12:05.17] 刘宝瑞:香瓜?
[12:05.94] 马季:哎
[12:07.01] 刘宝瑞:香瓜没“羊”啊!
[12:08.95] 郭全宝:我这是羊犄角蜜的香瓜~
[12:10.94] 刘宝瑞:可真能凑合啊!
[12:12.87] 哦羊犄角蜜的香瓜
[12:14.38] 马季:啊
[12:14.72] 刘宝瑞:行行,这好,好
[12:16.13] 呃...下山走的什么桥?
[12:18.38] 郭全宝:走的是这个...
[12:19.77] 洋(羊)灰桥(*即为混凝土桥)
[12:20.93] 刘宝瑞:呃......
[12:24.68] 他这玩意儿倒好找了
[12:26.50] 马季:哎嘿嘿~
[12:27.60] 刘宝瑞:洋灰桥不论地方哪儿都有这合着!
[12:31.56] 洋灰桥?
[12:32.22] 马季:啊
[12:32.93] 刘宝瑞:上哪儿去?
[12:34.71] 郭全宝:西四牌楼羊肉胡同
[12:36.80] 刘宝瑞:哦羊肉胡同?
[12:37.52] 马季:嗯
[12:38.27] 刘宝瑞:上谁家去?
[12:39.83] 郭全宝:杨大爷他们家啊
[12:41.32] 刘宝瑞:杨大爷他们家?
[12:42.04] 马季:啊
[12:42.70] 刘宝瑞:叫门谁给开的门?
[12:44.22] 郭全宝:呃...杨(羊)妈儿
[12:45.89] 刘宝瑞:杨妈儿?
[12:46.46] 马季:啊
[12:47.90] 刘宝瑞:杨妈儿是谁啊?
[12:49.07] 郭全宝:就是聋子他妈啊
[12:50.25] 刘宝瑞:啊 啊!!
[12:52.16] 好嘛,你给聋子找个妈来啊合着?!
[12:55.04] 郭全宝:他们娘儿俩吗这
[12:56.06] 刘宝瑞:嘿!好嘛!
[12:58.12] 哎,让进去给的什么座儿?
[13:00.25] 郭全宝:杨(羊)椅子
[13:01.13] 刘宝瑞:洋(——杨)......
[13:02.91] 你这好办了,你这椅子洋椅子,桌子洋桌子,你这好,加加“洋”就得啊这合着?
[13:09.72] 郭全宝:它不是,它我说的洋椅子它 它是杨木做的椅子!
[13:14.70] 刘宝瑞:哦,杨木做的椅子?
[13:16.54] 那还可以
[13:17.14] 郭全宝:哎
[13:17.84] 刘宝瑞:啊,杨木做的...
[13:19.12] 哎,给你什么茶喝?
[13:20.70] 郭全宝:杨(羊)普茶呀
[13:21.90] 刘宝瑞:杨普茶?
[13:22.60] 马季:啊
[13:23.20] 刘宝瑞:什么茶盅,什么盖碗儿?
[13:24.75] 郭全宝:洋(羊)瓷茶盅,洋(羊)瓷盖碗儿
[13:28.10] 刘宝瑞:给你什么点心吃?
[13:30.00] 郭全宝:给我...
[13:30.61] 面包
[13:31.28] 刘宝瑞:面 面包?!
[13:32.11] 郭全宝:哎嘿
[13:33.07] 刘宝瑞:面包没“羊”
[13:34.46] 郭全宝:呃...
[13:35.24] 刘宝瑞、郭全宝:洋 点 心!
[13:36.56] 刘宝瑞:我就知道嘛
[13:38.21] 卖面包的过来,洋(羊)点心也过来了
[13:40.89] 洋点心?
[13:41.51] 马季:嗯
[13:42.04] 刘宝瑞:你说的什么书?
[13:43.39] 郭全宝:《呼杨(羊)合兵》
[13:45.18] 刘宝瑞:说乐了人家给你什么钱?
[13:47.29] 郭全宝:本家儿给我一块现大洋(羊),哎嘿,洋钱一块!
[13:52.11] 刘宝瑞:洋钱呐?
[13:52.90] 郭全宝:哎
[13:53.68] 刘宝瑞:不行
[13:54.88] 郭全宝:怎么不行啊?
[13:56.84] 刘宝瑞:我刚才说你没听明白?
[13:58.36] 郭全宝:什么呀?
[13:58.94] 刘宝瑞:给钱得带眼儿,您这洋钱,嘿,没眼儿
[14:03.09] 郭全宝:啊...那 那我现凿啊!
[14:06.04] 刘宝瑞:现凿?!
[14:06.87] 郭全宝:哎,受累您把银子渣儿(*凿窟窿眼儿时剩下的碎银)给我
[14:09.07] 刘宝瑞:哎这谁啊!!谁...你穷疯了你!
[14:11.97] 郭全宝:他早晚就给我啊
[14:13.00] 刘宝瑞:是,他还没凿呢他!这家伙啊,都穷疯了这个!
[14:17.54] 马季:可以
[14:18.29] 刘宝瑞:跑这儿寻银子渣儿来了
[14:19.98] 马季:嗨
[14:20.97] 刘宝瑞:甭寻了,该你说了
[14:22.49] 马季:该我了?
[14:23.23] 刘宝瑞:嗯
[14:24.25] 马季:我这个是
[14:25.25] 刘宝瑞:什么山?
[14:25.80] 马季:龙王山
[14:27.05] 刘宝瑞:龙王山?
[14:27.60] 马季:嗯
[14:27.94] 刘宝瑞:好,山上有座什么庙?
[14:30.45] 马季:杨继业庙
[14:31.59] 刘宝瑞:羊...继......
[14:35.50] 庙里供着什么神?
[14:37.48] 马季:龙王爷
[14:38.18] 刘宝瑞:龙王......
[14:39.70] 庙外头有一棵...
[14:41.10] 刘宝瑞、马季:大叶儿杨
[14:42.62] 刘宝瑞:你这省事了,一上抄一句啊!
[14:47.40] 郭全宝:完事你这家伙不剥削吗这不是?
[14:49.93] 刘宝瑞:真是的
[14:50.65] 马季:怎么了?
[14:51.27] 郭全宝:我们好好说完了你还说啊?
[14:54.60] 刘宝瑞:我们俩人说的,我的龙,他的羊,你这一抄一句就完啦?
[14:59.24] 龙王山,杨继业庙,那 那行吗那个?
[15:01.77] 马季:哦我 我这得重找啊?
[15:03.07] 刘宝瑞:你得单找!
[15:05.33] 马季:单找也没关系啊
[15:06.63] 刘宝瑞:哎,找吧,什么山?
[15:07.93] 马季:听这个
[15:08.54] 刘宝瑞:嗯
[15:09.91] 马季:丫(鸭)髻(鸡)山
[15:11.90] 嘿嘿,怎么样?啊?
[15:15.07] 刘宝瑞:丫髻山?
[15:15.90] 马季:哎
[15:17.07] 刘宝瑞:不行,怎么样啊?
[15:18.69] 马季:怎么不行啊?
[15:20.02] 刘宝瑞:让你找四条腿儿的
[15:22.18] 鸭鸡山,鸭子才两条腿
[15:24.95] 马季:是啊,那 那只鸡呢?
[15:27.51] 刘宝瑞:哦,凑腿来啦!!你这?
[15:30.00] 马季:这不是四条腿吗?
[15:31.73] 刘宝瑞:嘿!往 往一块凑?
[15:33.81] 马季:哎!
[15:35.05] 刘宝瑞:鸭鸡山?
[15:36.30] 噢好好,山上有座什么庙?
[15:38.70] 马季:鸭鸡庙
[15:39.52] 刘宝瑞:鸭......
[15:41.67] 庙里供着什么神?
[15:43.32] 马季:一只鸭子一只鸡
[15:47.41] 刘宝瑞:庙外头有棵什么树?
[15:49.26] 马季:鸭鸡树
[15:50.90] 刘宝瑞:树上落着什么鸟儿?
[15:52.50] 马季:一只鸭子一只鸡
[15:54.54] 刘宝瑞:鸟儿嘴里叼着什么果子?
[15:56.23] 刘宝瑞、马季:鸡叼鸭子,鸭子叼鸡
[15:58.12] 刘宝瑞:走!!
[16:00.74] 您这都什么呀这都是?!啊?
[16:05.38] 马季:怎么了?
[16:05.70] 刘宝瑞:这胡找啊这是?
[16:07.23] 郭全宝:他这倒省事儿了
[16:09.50] 刘宝瑞:那树上落个鸭子,那树上落个鸡
[16:12.13] 这鸡嘛叼个鸭子,那鸭子叼个鸡
[16:15.04] 那 那......
[16:16.76] 鸡叼鸭子它 它...叼得动吗?
[16:19.59] 不行再单找啊你,一块儿找带四条腿儿的
[16:23.73] 马季:再找一个啊,我这是......
[16:27.78] 马鞍山
[16:29.75] 行不行?
[16:30.67] 刘宝瑞:俞伯牙摔琴
[16:31.49] 马季:哎!
[16:32.58] 刘宝瑞:马鞍山,(马季:四条腿)马,四条腿
[16:34.99] 马季:怎么样?
[16:35.88] 刘宝瑞:可有一节,由打这儿句句儿离不开“马”了
[16:39.04] 马季:当然是了
[16:39.80] 刘宝瑞:马鞍山可以了
[16:41.24] 山上有座什么庙?
[16:42.99] 马季:马王庙
[16:43.93] 刘宝瑞:马王庙
[16:45.38] 庙里供着什么神?
[16:46.82] 马季:马王爷啊
[16:47.72] 刘宝瑞:嗯,庙外头有棵什么树?
[16:50.25] 马季:松树
[16:51.33] 刘宝瑞:松 松树?!
[16:52.38] 马季:啊
[16:53.09] 呵,松树没“马”!
[16:54.72] 马季:啊...我这是马尾巴松(*即为马尾松)
[16:57.29] 郭全宝:我那可是大叶儿杨
[16:58.66] 刘宝瑞:我没问你,没问你......你先等会儿......
[17:02.10] 郭全宝:我怕你把我这儿忘了
[17:02.70] 刘宝瑞:我没问你,没问你......
[17:05.63] 哦这是这个马尾巴松
[17:07.74] 马季:哎
[17:08.76] 刘宝瑞:树上落着什么鸟儿?
[17:10.99] 马季:马兰花儿(注:马兰花是一种植物,不是鸟,在其他版本里则是马鹩)
[17:12.36] 刘宝瑞:马兰花儿,对
[17:14.43] 鸟儿嘴里叼着什么果子?
[17:16.44] 马季:枣儿
[17:17.09] 刘宝瑞:枣......
[17:18.39] 枣儿?
[17:19.18] 马季:啊
[17:20.33] 刘宝瑞:枣儿没“马”呀!
[17:21.72] 马季:啊,我这是,马牙嘎嘎枣~(*即为马牙枣)
[17:24.96] 郭全宝:我那是羊犄角蜜的香瓜~
[17:26.85] 刘宝瑞:你怎么老搭茬儿啊你?!
[17:29.04] 你怎么老搭茬儿啊?
[17:31.86] 郭全宝:怎么样?
[17:33.58] 刘宝瑞:行行
[17:35.10] 哎,下山走的什么桥?
[17:37.21] 马季:啊...京南的马桥(注:未查找到 京南马桥 的相关资料)
[17:40.77] 刘宝瑞:哦,京南马桥?
[17:42.37] 有这地方,那儿咯吱盒(*一种老北京的小吃)炸得挺好,京南马桥
[17:46.30] 刘宝瑞:上哪儿去?
[17:47.69] 马季:东四马大人胡同
[17:49.88] 郭全宝:嗯,我那可是西四羊肉胡同
[17:51.64] 刘宝瑞:你不说话行不行啊!!
[17:53.68] 你不说话行不行!
[17:55.41] 问你了吗你老搭茬儿?
[18:00.04] 上谁家去?
[18:01.16] 马季:马先生家里头
[18:02.51] 刘宝瑞:嗯,马先生家
[18:03.81] 哎,叫门谁给开的门?
[18:05.82] 马季:马小便儿
[18:06.57] 刘宝瑞:马......
[18:08.09] 马小便儿?
[18:08.86] 马季:哎
[18:09.88] 刘宝瑞:哪 哪个马小便儿啊?
[18:11.72] 马季:就是这个,杨妈儿他男人,聋子他爸爸
[18:14.62] 刘宝瑞:哦,这一家子啊!!咱们这是?!
[18:16.87] 马季:怎么样?
[18:17.74] 郭全宝:都在那儿呢!
[18:18.43] 刘宝瑞:好家伙,真要命了!
[18:20.56] 这一家子全来了这合着!
[18:23.74] 行,呃......
[18:27.51] 刘宝瑞:让进去给的什么座儿?
[18:29.00] 马季:马桶
[18:29.57] 刘宝瑞:马 马桶?!!
[18:31.95] 您这太...您这太不像话了!不像话了这都!
[18:35.38] 马季:怎么了?
[18:36.31] 郭全宝:有碍卫生!
[18:39.87] 刘宝瑞:谁家接待客人给 给 给坐马桶上头啊?
[18:43.96] 这像话嘛!
[18:45.20] 马季:不是后来又给我换一个马札儿(*即为 撑子 ,一种可折叠的小凳子)
[18:49.02] 刘宝瑞:这 这也不怎么样这个!
[18:51.16] 马札儿,好
[18:53.34] 哎,人家给你什么点心吃?
[18:56.59] 马季:萨其马(*即为 沙琪玛 ,是中国的一种传统糕点)
[18:58.42] 刘宝瑞:哦,萨其马
[18:59.60] 可以
[19:01.50] 给你什......
[19:03.14] 哎!嘿!给你什么茶喝?
[19:06.54] 马季:给......
[19:07.50] 刘宝瑞:嗯?什么茶?
[19:09.98] 马季:啊...它是......
[19:12.34] 马牌儿的咖啡茶
[19:14.89] 刘宝瑞:他真能凑合啊他啊!
[19:17.72] 马牌儿的咖啡茶?
[19:18.98] 马季:哎
[19:20.78] 刘宝瑞:什么茶盅,什么盖碗儿?
[19:22.87] 马季:呃...带马的茶盅儿,带马的盖碗儿
[19:26.08] 郭全宝:哎,他那是洋瓷茶盅,洋瓷盖碗儿
[19:28.53] 你们这都好找,你们这个
[19:32.15] 哎,你说的什么书?
[19:35.20] 马季:《马潜龙走国》
[19:37.04] 刘宝瑞:《马潜龙走国》,嗯
[19:38.53] 说乐了人家给你什么钱?
[19:40.65] 马季:一毛钱
[19:41.56] 刘宝瑞:一 一毛钱?!
[19:43.11] 马季:啊?
[19:44.14] 刘宝瑞:一毛钱没有“马”
[19:45.93] 马季:啊,他马马虎虎给我的
[19:49.25] 刘宝瑞:我看你这就够马马虎虎的了这个
[19:52.23] 马季:嘿
[19:53.22] 刘宝瑞:哎,您马虎不过去
[19:54.71] 马季:啊?
[19:55.13] 刘宝瑞:有马了
[19:56.00] 马季:啊
[19:56.83] 刘宝瑞:一毛钱,它没有眼儿
[19:59.10] 马季:啊...我现捅
[20:01.60] 刘宝瑞:现捅?!
[20:02.54] 马季:啊,他怎么现凿来了
[20:03.82] 刘宝瑞:哦对对对......
[20:05.71] 嘿,你们俩人真行啊
[20:07.20] 郭全宝:这说上来了没有?
[20:08.56] 刘宝瑞:说上来了
[20:09.30] 马季:这没什么啊
[20:11.81] 刘宝瑞:没什么?
[20:12.52] 郭全宝:哎,算不了什么呀
[20:14.17] 刘宝瑞:啊?嘿,这回我要再想个办法,就让你们俩人窝在台上没词儿!
[20:20.87] 郭全宝:你说得上来我们俩人就说得上来
[20:23.30] 刘宝瑞:是这话?
[20:24.00] 郭全宝:你说吧
[20:24.60] 刘宝瑞:改个说法
[20:26.11] 郭全宝:哦怎么说呢?
[20:27.16] 刘宝瑞:咱们仨人说这回叫
[20:29.30] 四管四辖
[20:31.65] 马季:什么叫 四管四辖 啊?
[20:33.77] 刘宝瑞:我说这么四样儿
[20:36.06] 天上飞的,地下走的,桌上摆的,屋里有的
[20:42.40] 这四样儿得要江阳辙(*最后一个词的韵母必须是ang/iang/uang)
[20:44.40] 郭全宝:嗯
[20:45.08] 我说完这四样儿呢
[20:46.57] 郭全宝:怎么样呢?
[20:47.94] 刘宝瑞:然后你呀,再说四样儿
[20:50.69] 郭全宝:我也得说四样儿?
[20:51.82] 刘宝瑞:你可听明白喽,你说这四样东西呀,得管着我这四样东西
[20:57.73] 郭全宝:这叫?
[20:58.38] 刘宝瑞:这叫“四管”
[21:00.03] 郭全宝:那这个“四辖”呢?
[21:01.92] 刘宝瑞:“四辖”呀?
[21:02.58] 郭全宝:啊
[21:03.25] 刘宝瑞:我们俩人不是说完了吗?
[21:04.85] 然后你再说四样儿东西
[21:07.20] 天上飞的,地下走的,桌上摆的,屋里有的
[21:09.43] 你说完这四样东西,得管着我们俩人这八样东西,“四辖”,挟持住了,就是,你这个,得管着我们俩人这个
[21:17.58] 郭全宝:对了
[21:18.23] 马季:我...我管着谁啊?
[21:20.02] 刘宝瑞:管我们俩人呐
[21:20.76] 郭全宝:我们俩人
[21:21.30] 马季:我管你们俩人?
[21:22.20] 刘宝瑞、郭全宝:哎
[21:22.99] 马季:太不让大人省心了
[21:24.84] 刘宝瑞:啊?你管孩子哪你这?!
[21:28.18] 马季:不 不是管着你们吗?
[21:29.70] 刘宝瑞:你管着我们干嘛呀?!谁让你管着我们了?
[21:32.68] 马季:那管什么呀?
[21:33.69] 刘宝瑞:你这四样东西管着我们俩人这八样东西
[21:37.45] 马季:哦,管这东西
[21:38.87] 刘宝瑞:哎,对了
[21:39.67] 郭全宝:谁先说呢?
[21:40.88] 刘宝瑞:当然还是我先说了
[21:42.41] 郭全宝:你天上飞的是什么呀?
[21:44.54] 刘宝瑞:我天上飞的?
[21:45.38] 郭全宝:啊
[21:46.64] 刘宝瑞:天上飞的.....
[21:49.47] 鸳鸯
[21:51.56] 怎么样?
[21:52.31] 郭全宝:满砸
[21:53.07] 刘宝瑞:怎么砸了?
[21:53.50] 郭全宝:砸了
[21:54.12] 刘宝瑞:哪儿砸了?
[21:54.90] 郭全宝:哼
[21:55.50] 刘宝瑞:什么砸了?
[21:56.10] 郭全宝:杨 会飞吗?啊?
[21:58.68] 天上飞的,杨 杨会...啊?
[22:01.76] 大尾巴杨,它会飞?
[22:03.42] 刘宝瑞:我 我说大尾巴杨啦?
[22:05.79] 郭全宝:说砸啦!
[22:06.94] 刘宝瑞:谁...什么说砸了?
[22:08.31] 郭全宝:你不是说天上飞的 杨 吗?
[22:10.10] 刘宝瑞:没听明白
[22:11.14] 郭全宝:什么呀?
[22:12.27] 刘宝瑞:鸳鸯!
[22:13.90] 郭全宝:鸳鸯?
[22:14.79] 刘宝瑞:鸳鸯鸟,就那个
[22:16.88] 郭全宝:哦,棒打——
[22:18.52] 刘宝瑞:哎
[22:18.97] 郭全宝:“鸳鸯鸟......”
[22:20.01] 刘宝瑞:你怎么又唱上了!你怎么这么爱唱啊?
[22:22.80] 郭全宝:哦,鸳鸯鸟啊?
[22:24.54] 刘宝瑞:鸳鸯鸟
[22:25.56] 郭全宝:鸳鸯?
[22:26.30] 刘宝瑞:哎,鸳鸯
[22:27.15] 郭全宝:哦...地下走的呢?是什么?
[22:31.12] 刘宝瑞:绵羊,这才是绵羊呢
[22:33.76] 郭全宝:咩~
[22:34.50] 刘宝瑞:哎甭叫,甭叫......
[22:37.03] 郭全宝:桌上摆的是什么呀?
[22:38.81] 刘宝瑞:桌上摆的?
[22:39.45] 郭全宝:嗯
[22:41.46] 刘宝瑞:文章
[22:42.84] 郭全宝:好
[22:43.30] 刘宝瑞:做的文章
[22:44.00] 郭全宝:大块儿文章
[22:44.90] 刘宝瑞:哎,文章
[22:46.65] 郭全宝:屋里有的呢?
[22:48.89] 刘宝瑞:梅香
[22:49.57] 郭全宝:煤...煤箱(——梅香)?
[22:51.10] 刘宝瑞:哎,你看
[22:52.00] 郭全宝:您这不像话
[22:53.22] 刘宝瑞:怎么了?
[22:53.97] 郭全宝:谁屋子里没事儿搁一大个的煤箱啊这玩意儿?
[22:57.85] 那生火来回来去多麻烦哪?
[23:00.43] 还得添煤,还得...
[23:01.57] 刘宝瑞:煤 煤箱子呀?
[23:03.11] 郭全宝:不是煤箱子吗?
[23:04.28] 刘宝瑞:嗨!梅香就是这个...
[23:07.77] 小丫鬟的名字
[23:09.79] 丫鬟的名字叫梅香
[23:11.83] 郭全宝:哦,她那名儿叫梅香
[23:13.26] 刘宝瑞:哎,就是丫鬟,梅香
[23:15.25] 郭全宝:你怎么不说丫鬟呢?
[23:16.60] 刘宝瑞:那丫 丫鬟它不够辙呀,不是告诉你得江洋辙吗?
[23:20.88] 郭全宝:哦,是江洋辙,您这也强词夺理
[23:24.26] 刘宝瑞:甭强...甭 甭强词夺理,该你说了
[23:26.41] 郭全宝:听我的啊
[23:27.34] 刘宝瑞:你天上飞的
[23:28.40] 郭全宝:我天上飞的呀
[23:30.17] 我天上飞的是这个......
[23:33.24] 凤凰
[23:35.29] 刘宝瑞:凤凰?
[23:36.45] 郭全宝:有没有?
[23:37.26] 刘宝瑞:有
[23:37.45] 郭全宝:凤凰知不知道?嘿嘿~
[23:40.58] 百(bò)鸟之王!
[23:43.13] 刘宝瑞:管住他这鸳鸯啦?
[23:44.29] 郭全宝:当然管住你啦!
[23:45.74] 刘宝瑞:管住我了
[23:46.30] 郭全宝:啊,你这鸳鸯我还管不住?
[23:48.22] 刘宝瑞:管住我(马季:凤凰),他可就倒霉了
[23:50.42] 郭全宝:咱不管他,不管他
[23:52.20] 刘宝瑞:你这百鸟之王你都请出来了,没有什么能再管你了
[23:55.95] 郭全宝:没办法了
[23:56.50] 刘宝瑞:凤凰
[23:57.06] 马季:哎!
[23:57.55] 刘宝瑞:这回这家伙就完了
[23:58.68] 郭全宝:咱不管他
[23:59.25] 刘宝瑞:行行行
[24:00.30] 哦,凤凰
[24:02.00] 地下走的呢?
[24:03.54] 郭全宝:豺狼
[24:05.01] 刘宝瑞:豺狼?
[24:05.65] 郭全宝:管住你这绵羊啊
[24:06.96] 刘宝瑞:怎么?
[24:07.56] 郭全宝:狼吃羊,冷不防嘛!
[24:10.10] 刘宝瑞:哦,给吃啦?
[24:11.07] 郭全宝:啊
[24:12.11] 刘宝瑞:哎,对对对,行行,好好,你这,有劲,有劲
[24:15.54] 郭全宝:怎么样?
[24:16.00] 刘宝瑞:桌 桌上摆的?
[24:17.46] 郭全宝:书箱
[24:18.47] 刘宝瑞:书箱?
[24:18.98] 郭全宝:盛你这文章
[24:20.18] 刘宝瑞:哦,盛我这文章?
[24:21.77] 郭全宝:哎
[24:22.20] 刘宝瑞:哎!管上了,管上了!
[24:23.41] 郭全宝:管上了吧?
[24:23.91] 刘宝瑞:呃......
[24:25.29] 屋里有的呢?
[24:26.58] 郭全宝:姑娘
[24:27.48] 刘宝瑞:姑娘?
[24:28.08] 郭全宝:姑娘是小姐,使唤你那丫鬟梅香
[24:31.67] 一主一仆,怎么样?
[24:33.10] 刘宝瑞:嘿!行行行
[24:34.81] 郭全宝:管着了吧?
[24:35.39] 刘宝瑞:这回啊,小家伙儿,要倒霉
[24:38.08] 郭全宝:没词儿
[24:38.68] 刘宝瑞:没词儿了那就
[24:42.09] 该你说啦
[24:43.15] 马季:该我说了,你问吧
[24:44.72] 刘宝瑞:我问呐,你天上飞的
[24:46.82] 马季:我这天上飞的是这个...
[24:49.32] 鸟枪
[24:49.90] 刘宝瑞:鸟......
[24:52.40] 郭全宝:怎 怎么回事啦?!
[24:54.42] 刘宝瑞:鸟枪?!
[24:55.40] 马季:啊
[24:57.16] 刘宝瑞:像话吗这个?
[24:59.50] 人(家)说得飞,您 您这个,鸟 鸟枪会飞呀?
[25:03.93] 马季:一搂机子,子弹出去了,那叫什么?
[25:06.41] 刘宝瑞:飞子儿(*飞出去的子弹)
[25:07.07] 马季:这不飞了吗?
[25:07.94] 刘宝瑞:哦 哦,这 这么飞啦?!
[25:10.86] 它...它这飞了它这个
[25:12.72] 郭全宝:能对付啊
[25:13.93] 刘宝瑞:子弹飞了
[25:14.67] 马季:啊
[25:15.36] 刘宝瑞:飞子儿?
[25:15.91] 马季:鸟枪
[25:16.50] 刘宝瑞:鸟枪
[25:17.27] 那行,好好...
[25:18.26] 地下走的?
[25:18.99] 马季:大老虎
[25:19.54] 刘宝瑞:大.....
[25:22.04] 不像话!
[25:22.60] 马季:啊?
[25:23.71] 刘宝瑞:没听明白?
[25:24.81] 马季:怎么了?
[25:26.50] 刘宝瑞:绵羊、豺狼,江阳辙啊,大老虎?
[25:32.90] 你 你没辙啊
[25:35.62] 马季:没辙你借我两块?
[25:37.18] 刘宝瑞:啊...我...我还没辙,你 你借我两块?
[25:40.25] 郭全宝:哎,我也没辙呀?
[25:42.26] 刘宝瑞:咱仨人都没辙呀?
[25:44.14] 郭全宝:您问他吧
[25:44.74] 马季:管着就行
[25:46.22] 刘宝瑞:不管有辙没辙你得管得上
[25:47.92] 马季:哎!
[25:48.52] 刘宝瑞:大老虎?好行
[25:50.15] 桌上摆的?
[25:51.16] 马季:火柴
[25:51.81] 刘宝瑞:火...
[25:53.30] 屋里有的?
[25:53.96] 马季:流氓
[25:54.95] 刘宝瑞:你这都什么呀乱七八糟的?!
[25:57.20] 马季:啊?
[25:57.86] 你这都管得上吗?
[25:59.13] 马季:当然管得上啦!
[26:00.46] 刘宝瑞:天上飞的鸟枪?
[26:01.77] 马季:打死鸳鸯,捎带着凤凰
[26:04.54] 刘宝瑞:地下走的大老虎?
[26:05.86] 马季:吃了绵羊,啃了豺狼
[26:07.65] 刘宝瑞:桌上摆的火柴?
[26:08.99] 马季:烧了书箱,烙了文章
[26:10.93] 刘宝瑞:屋里有的流氓?
[26:12.02] 马季:抢走姑娘,吓跑梅香
[26:14.42] 刘宝瑞、郭全宝:好!!
[00:00.00] jin gang tui er liu bao rui guo quan bao ma ji
[00:11.90] liu bao rui: gang cai a shi zhe ge, guo qi ru tong zhi shuo le zhe me yi duan dan kou xiang sheng
[00:17.23] guo quan bao: shi a
[00:18.60] liu bao rui: zhe hui a zan men jiu bie shuo dan kou er le
[00:20.70] guo quan bao: zhe hui zen me yang ne?
[00:22.32] liu bao rui: zhe hui zhe me ban
[00:23.21] guo quan bao: a
[00:24.91] liu bao rui: ni men er wei a
[00:25.91] ma ji: a
[00:27.40] liu bao rui: bang wo yi hui
[00:28.85] ma ji: dui, wo men lia ren bang da ni yi hui
[00:30.87] liu bao rui: ai
[00:32.95] bang da wo yi hui?
[00:35.18] ma ji: bu shi, bang...... bang da yi hui?
[00:37.28] liu bao rui: bang da yi hui gan ma?
[00:38.73] ma ji: e?
[00:39.40] gan cui ni men lia zou wo yi dun duo hao a?
[00:41.90] guo quan bao: ai na me zhao ye hao a
[00:43.17] liu bao rui: shen me ye hao a?!
[00:45.25] na er a zhe shi?
[00:47.31] bang da yi hui gan ma ya?
[00:49.83] jiu shi, bang zhe wo shuo yi hui
[00:52.72] guo quan bao: o bang zhe ni shuo a!
[00:54.01] liu bao rui: ai!
[00:55.21] guo quan bao: bang zhe ni zen me shuo ne?
[00:56.57] liu bao rui: yao shuo a?
[00:58.56] zan men sa ren bu neng yi kuai er shuo
[01:01.95] wo tou yi ge er shuo, wo tou shuo
[01:04.20] ma ji: ni......
[01:05.52] liu bao rui: zen me yang?
[01:06.66] ma ji: ni tou zhuo shuo?
[01:07.27] liu bao rui: ai
[01:08.95] ma ji: ta duo ji ling?
[01:10.32] liu bao rui: zen me le?
[01:11.15] ma ji: ta tou zhuo, wo er zhuo
[01:13.65] guo quan bao: ni men lia ren xian chi ba, wo bu mang
[01:15.78] ai, wo deng san zhuo er ye ke yi
[01:18.76] liu bao rui: gan ma ya, zan men kai fan lai le zhe?
[01:21.40] guo quan bao: nin dou zhun bei shen me cai la?
[01:23.00] liu bao rui: hao ma, wo qing lai lia e zei lai, na jiu beng shuo le na jiu
[01:27.56] ma ji: ai, zen me bu shi tou zhuo er zhuo......
[01:29.12] liu bao rui: tou zhuo er zhuo gan ma ya? wo shuo:" wo tou shuo"
[01:33.53] wo tou yi ge shuo ne, wo zhe jiu wei chu ling guan
[01:36.77] ma ji: na wo wei ting ling guan
[01:38.42] liu bao rui guo quan bao: ai
[01:38.93] guo quan bao: wo wei jian zhan guan
[01:40.20] liu bao rui: ai jian jian zhan guan?! shui fan zui le?
[01:44.48] ni wei sui ling guan
[01:46.16] guo quan bao: ye ke yi
[01:46.82] ma ji: ni beng guan shen me guan, ni shuo zan men zen me shuo fa er ne?
[01:50.20] liu bao rui: ai! zhe duan er you yi si
[01:52.11] zhe hui zan men sa ren shuo yi hui a, jiao zhe ge......
[01:56.62] 128 tiao tui er zhu: qi zhong zuo le shan jie, ni yan jiu zhe you yi si
[02:00.65] ma ji: shen me jiao 128 tiao tui er ne?
[02:03.28] liu bao rui: shen me jiao 128 tiao tui er a?
[02:05.14] bi ru shuo wo a, wo shuo ta zhe me yi zuo shan
[02:10.44] ai, zhe ge shan na, jiu de dai si tiao tui er
[02:15.78] ma ji: wo mei ting shuo guo!
[02:17.63] liu bao rui: zen me la?
[02:18.10] ma ji: you shan dai tui er de?
[02:19.67] zou zai ma lu shang, shan guo lai le," lao jia?"
[02:21.63] liu bao rui: shui shui shui shui a!
[02:23.32] ma ji: xiang hua ma?
[02:26.54] guo quan bao: na shan ye bu hui zou a!
[02:28.31] ma ji: shi a
[02:30.00] liu bao rui: ni hai mei ting ming bai ne, bu shi shuo shan hui chang tui er a
[02:36.09] jiu shuo zhe ge shan ming r a, yao dai si tiao tui er
[02:40.28] ma ji: o shan ming r dai si tiao tui er?
[02:41.89] liu bao rui: ai! ni hao bi shuo , wo shuo ba, wo shuo ya: liang lang shan, zhe jiu xing le
[02:51.53] ni xiang, zhe ge lang, ta bu jiu si tiao tui er ma?
[02:55.22] zhe shan ming r, dai si tiao tui er, liang lang shan
[02:56.90] ma ji: o, lang si tiao tui er
[03:00.11] liu bao rui: dui a
[03:01.01] ma ji: na zen me 128 tiao tui er ne?
[03:03.70] liu bao rui: ni ting zhe ya!
[03:05.20] ma ji: a ni shuo
[03:06.46] liu bao rui: ta cou lai cou qu dou shuo dao yi kuai er, jiu gou 128 tiao tui er le
[03:11.33] yao bu xin na, ni men lia gei wo shu zhao shu
[03:14.95] bi ru shuo, wo shuo: liang lang shan, ni men lia jiu shuo si tiao tui er
[03:20.23] guo quan bao: dui, na xing, si tiao tui er, si tiao tui er
[03:22.96] liu bao rui: ai, ni da zhe er ni wang xia shu ba
[03:25.78] liu bao rui: wo zai shuo ya, zhe shan shang you yi zuo shen me miao?
[03:30.02] guo quan bao ma ji: si tiao tui er
[03:31.16] liu bao rui: ai dui, zai zhe ge, miao li tou gong zhe shen me shen?
[03:36.37] guo quan bao ma ji: si tiao tui er
[03:37.58] liu bao rui: , miao wai tou you ke shen me shu?
[03:41.80] guo quan bao ma ji: si tiao tui er
[03:42.77] liu bao rui: dui, shu shang luo zhe shen me niao er?
[03:46.75] guo quan bao ma ji: si tiao tui er
[03:47.76] liu bao rui: ai, zhe ge niao zui er li diao zhe shen me guo zi?
[03:51.72] guo quan bao ma ji: si tiao tui er
[03:53.79] liu bao rui: xia shan zou de shen me qiao?
[03:55.81] guo quan bao ma ji: si tiao tui er
[03:57.58] liu bao rui: shang na er qu?
[03:58.82] guo quan bao ma ji: si tiao tui er
[04:00.27] liu bao rui: shang shui jia qu?
[04:01.52] guo quan bao ma ji: si tiao tui er
[04:03.27] liu bao rui: jiao men shui gei kai de men?
[04:05.31] guo quan bao ma ji: si tiao tui er
[04:07.25] liu bao rui: rang jin qu gei de shen me zuo er?
[04:09.34] guo quan bao ma ji: si tiao tui er
[04:11.62] liu bao rui: gei ni shen me dian xin chi?
[04:13.39] guo quan bao ma ji: si tiao tui er
[04:15.63] liu bao rui: gei ni shen me cha he?
[04:17.26] guo quan bao ma ji: si tiao tui er
[04:19.07] liu bao rui: shen me cha zhong?
[04:20.06] guo quan bao ma ji: si tiao tui er
[04:21.29] liu bao rui: shen me gai wan er?
[04:22.18] guo quan bao ma ji: si tiao tui er
[04:23.83] liu bao rui: ni shuo de shen me shu?
[04:25.06] guo quan bao ma ji: si tiao tui er
[04:26.65] liu bao rui: shuo le le ren jia gei ni shen me qian?
[04:28.69] guo quan bao ma ji: si tiao tui er
[04:30.24] liu bao rui: qian ke de dai ku long yan er
[04:32.08] guo quan bao ma ji: si tiao tui er
[04:33.38] liu bao rui: mei yan er ke bu suan a!
[04:34.73] guo quan bao ma ji: si tiao tui er
[04:36.37] liu bao rui: jiu dao zhe er
[04:37.13] guo quan bao ma ji: si tiao tui er
[04:38.38] liu bao rui: xing la
[04:39.17] guo quan bao ma ji: si tiao tui er
[04:41.12] liu bao rui: zhe jiu gai wo shuo le
[04:42.52] guo quan bao ma ji: si tiao tui er
[04:45.56] liu bao rui: xing la!
[04:46.41] guo quan bao ma ji: si tiao tui er
[04:52.50] liu bao rui: wo xian shuo
[04:53.40] guo quan bao ma ji: si tiao tui er
[04:55.69] liu bao rui: shi zen me zhao?
[04:56.52] guo quan bao ma ji: si tiao tui er
[05:01.29] liu bao rui: qi hong a?
[05:02.01] guo quan bao ma ji: si tiao tui er
[05:04.28] liu bao rui: hei!
[05:04.94] guo quan bao ma ji: si tiao tui er
[05:07.49] liu bao rui: ni men lia ren!
[05:08.48] guo quan bao ma ji: si tiao tui er
[05:09.70] liu bao rui: shen me ya!!
[05:12.80] ma ji: zen me le?
[05:13.43] liu bao rui: ni men lia ren si tiao tui er duo duo xin xian na!
[05:16.65] ni men lia ren ke bu si tiao tui ma ni men lia ren?
[05:19.81] ma ji: zan men zhe ge shuo dao na er suan yi zhan na?
[05:22.27] liu bao rui: hai! ni men lia ren jing dao luan le ma!
[05:27.27] jiu shuo dao gei shen me qian zhe er, jiu wan le
[05:30.31] ma ji: o gei shen me qian zhe er?
[05:31.30] liu bao rui: ai, zhe er suan yi ge jie duan
[05:32.45] ma ji: zan men shui xian shuo ne?
[05:34.13] liu bao rui: dang ran shi wo xian shuo ya
[05:35.43] ma ji: ni xian shuo?
[05:36.03] liu bao rui:
[05:36.70] ma ji: na hao, wo wen ni a
[05:37.74] liu bao rui: ni wen ba
[05:39.20] ma ji: shen me shan?
[05:40.39] liu bao rui: shen me shan na?
[05:41.06] ma ji:
[05:42.43] liu bao rui: wo shuo zhe me yi zuo ya
[05:45.62] qing long shan
[05:48.00] ma ji: qing...
[05:48.92] liu bao rui: zen me yang?
[05:49.50] ma ji: qing long shan?
[05:50.28] liu bao rui: ai, long ma! long bu jiu si tiao tui ma, dui bu dui?
[05:53.59] ma ji: bu dui! shen me ya!
[05:55.49] liu bao rui: zen me?
[05:56.40] ma ji: long na er you tui ya? long long shi zhao
[06:02.20] guo quan bao: gen ben jiu mei tui
[06:03.90] ma ji: hei ai! long shi zhao
[06:08.18] liu bao rui: o, long mei tui?
[06:09.73] ma ji: ai!
[06:10.33] liu bao rui: long you zhao?
[06:11.17] ma ji: you zhao
[06:12.03] liu bao rui: hei, na me zhe ge, zhao zai na er zhang zhe ya?
[06:15.04] ma ji: zai tui...... ??
[06:18.03] liu bao rui: zhao ta bu zai tui shang zhang zhe ma?
[06:19.94] guo quan bao: na ye bu xing a
[06:21.44] liu bao rui: zen zen me? zen me?
[06:23.17] guo quan bao: ren jia dou shuo shi wu zhao jin long a, wu zhao jin long a!
[06:27.85] ma ji: wu zhao jin long, zhi dao bu zhi dao? zhen shi de
[06:31.24] liu bao rui: shi a, wu zhao jin long dui a, wu zhao jin long ta shuo de shi zhao a.
[06:38.06] ren you wu ge shou zhi tou, you you you shuo ni zhang wu ge ge bo de?
[06:42.22] guo quan bao: zhao zhe nan kan ma zhe bu shi
[06:45.20] liu bao rui: ren jia zhao nan kan na, ni mei gen zhe shuo?
[06:48.26] ma ji: shan shang you zuo shen me miao?
[06:50.17] liu bao rui: ai! da zhe er jiu, ju ju li bu kai long
[06:53.00] ma ji: dang ran shi, ni shuo ba
[06:54.00] liu bao rui: shan shang you zuo, long wang miao, zen me yang?
[06:57.18] ma ji: long wang miao?
[06:57.88] liu bao rui: ai!
[06:58.67] ma ji: miao li gong zhe shen me shen?
[07:00.69] liu bao rui: long wang ye a, na hai yong shuo ya?
[07:04.63] ma ji: miao wai tou you ke shen me shu?
[07:08.70] liu bao rui: huai shu!
[07:09.30] ma ji: huai... huai shu?
[07:11.30] xiang hua ma?
[07:12.40] guo quan bao: huai shu mei long a!
[07:14.24] liu bao rui: a......
[07:15.37] wo na shi, long zhao huai!
[07:16.87] guo quan bao ma ji: e?
[07:17.77] guo quan bao: long zhao huai a?
[07:20.30] ma ji: ni bu jue de nan kan na?
[07:25.15] guo quan bao: na ye bu dui a!
[07:26.57] long zhao huai ni shuo shang lai, niao er ne? luo zhe shen me niao er a?
[07:30.73] liu bao rui: luo zhe ge... long yao zi ke neng shi zhi yi zhong yao ying
[07:33.00] guo quan bao: long... long yao zi?
[07:34.34] ma ji: o
[07:35.56] guo quan bao: niao zui li diao shen me guo zi?
[07:38.38] liu bao rui: long yan guo
[07:40.00] ma ji: long yan guo
[07:40.83] liu bao rui: ai, jiu shi li zhi zhu: ci chu you wu, li zhi bu shi long yan
[07:42.11] guo quan bao: hao, hao hao
[07:43.85] e... xia shan zou shen me qiao a?
[07:47.40] liu bao rui: qing long qiao
[07:48.98] guo quan bao: qing long qiao?
[07:49.80] liu bao rui: qing long qiao, you le
[07:50.54] guo quan bao: wo qu guo
[07:51.79] ma ji: xi jiao ma
[07:52.49] liu bao rui: ai, dui dui
[07:53.28] xing le, beng zhao di fang le, beng zhao di fang le
[07:54.43] guo quan bao: ai, shang na er qu ne?
[07:56.08] liu bao rui: shang zhe ge......
[07:57.85] long long fu si jia dao
[08:00.43] ma ji: long fu si jia dao?
[08:01.84] guo quan bao: shang shui jia li qu?
[08:03.50] liu bao rui: shi zhe ge......
[08:04.82] shang long xian sheng jia li qu
[08:06.91] guo quan bao: o... jiao men shi hou shi shui gei kai de men na?
[08:10.94] liu bao rui: shi zhe ge......
[08:12.95] xiao hai er
[08:13.78] ma ji: e?
[08:14.12] liu bao rui: xiao hai er
[08:14.95] ma ji: bu xiang hua!
[08:16.25] liu bao rui: zen me, zen me le? zen me le?
[08:17.10] ma ji: xiao hai er mei" long" a!
[08:18.69] liu bao rui: a......
[08:20.50] e......
[08:21.48] ta shi long long zi!
[08:22.46] ma ji: long......
[08:23.41] liu bao rui: long zi
[08:24.66] ma ji: long zi?!
[08:25.47] liu bao rui: ai hei, long zi!
[08:27.13] ma ji: na bu dui a!
[08:28.10] liu bao rui: a zen me bu dui?
[08:28.84] ma ji: long zi ni jiao men ta zen me ting jian de a?
[08:31.45] liu bao rui: a......
[08:34.11] a?
[08:36.24] liu bao rui: ta shi ting bu jian, bie ren ting jian gao su, jiao ta qu gei kai men qu de
[08:41.37] ma ji: o, bie ren gao su ta de?
[08:42.86] liu bao rui: ai hei
[08:43.83] ma ji: ting jian na ren zen me bu gei ni kai men qu a?
[08:46.28] liu bao rui: na......
[08:47.89] ma ji: a?
[08:49.77] liu bao rui: na shi tan zi!
[08:50.74] ma ji: tan......
[08:51.91] liu bao rui: tan zi
[08:52.68] ma ji: tan zi ta zen me jin qu de ya?
[08:54.43] liu bao rui: a... ta zhe ge......
[08:56.23] long zi gei bei jin qu de
[08:58.39] ma ji: geng bu xiang hua la! long zi shi xiao hai neng bei de dong ma?
[09:01.84] liu bao rui: na li tou hai you yi ge da long...
[09:03.44] wa ni hai you wan mei wan le ni!
[09:05.36] ma ji: bu xiang hua!
[09:06.02] liu bao rui: ni hai you wan mei wan la!
[09:07.54] li tou hai you yi da long zi ne!
[09:09.80] ma ji: bu xiang hua, you dian mian qiang a zhe ge
[09:11.44] guo quan bao: tai mian qiang le
[09:13.02] ma ji: wo lai jie zhe wen ni
[09:13.97] liu bao rui:
[09:16.03] ma ji: jin qu gei ni shen me zuo er?
[09:18.47] liu bao rui: gei de shi zhe ge...
[09:20.32] xiu long dun zhu: xiu long dun shi feng jian shi dai yi zhong huang jia du you zuo yi
[09:21.55] ma ji: yo! ni hai zuo guo xiu long dun na
[09:23.43] liu bao rui: ai mei mei mei you, mei you, wo mei zuo guo, jiu zhe me yi shuo, xiu long dun
[09:27.42] ma ji: a, gei ni shen me dian xin chi?
[09:30.49] liu bao rui: gei le yi kuai...
[09:32.36] long feng bing
[09:33.78] ma ji: bu xing, zhe bu xing
[09:35.17] liu bao rui: zen me?
[09:35.86] ma ji: ban xi shi er de shi hou cai you long feng bing ne
[09:38.29] liu bao rui: a......
[09:39.57] zuo er ban xi shi de shi hou sheng xia de
[09:43.50] ma ji: zuo er gei shui ban xi shi a?
[09:45.04] liu bao rui: da long zi qu xi fu er...
[09:46.51] ni zen me lao pao gen wen di er a ni!
[09:49.18] ni zen me lao zhe me zhe me pao gen wen di er de ne?
[09:51.71] ma ji: na de wen qing chu le a
[09:52.88] liu bao rui: da long zi qu xi fu er
[09:56.14] ma ji: gei ni shen me cha he?
[09:58.73] liu bao rui: long jing cha
[10:00.34] ma ji: o
[10:00.95] liu bao rui: ai
[10:01.49] ma ji: shen me cha zhong er, shen me gai wan er?
[10:04.18] liu bao rui: tuan long cha zhong, tuan long gai wan er
[10:08.99] ma ji: ni shuo de shen me shu?
[10:10.83] liu bao rui: hui long chuan
[10:12.50] ma ji: shuo le le ren jia gei ni shen me qian?
[10:14.65] liu bao rui: gei le yi chuan, qian long long qian
[10:17.34] ma ji: qian long qian?
[10:18.20] liu bao rui: ai, qian de dai ku long yan er, mei yan er bu xing, gei le yi chuan qian long qian
[10:22.22] guo quan bao: xian zai hai you hua zhe qian de ma?
[10:24.35] liu bao rui: a... ta zhe bu shi... zhe jiu bu shi zhe me yi shuo ma! zhe bu shi?
[10:28.24] guo quan bao: jiu zhe me yi shuo nin zhe jiu mian qiang de li hai
[10:31.00] liu bao rui: ni ya beng beng mian qiang le, ni ni shuo ba, ni shuo ba, wo zhe jiu dao zhe er, jie shu le
[10:36.03] qian de dai yan er, gai ni shuo le
[10:37.55] guo quan bao: wo shuo a?
[10:38.09] liu bao rui: ni shuo shi mo shan ba
[10:39.48] guo quan bao: a... wo zhe shi......
[10:43.00] shou yang yang shan!
[10:45.53] liu bao rui: shou yang shan?
[10:46.57] guo quan bao: yang you si tiao tui er a, zai shuo shou yang shan zhe ni zhi dao a
[10:50.83] liu bao rui: you
[10:51.39] guo quan bao: bo yi shu qi, shuang shuang e si zai shou yang shan, bao lian deng bu you zhe ci er ma?"" zhu: wei xun zhao dao xiang guan zi liao
[10:59.00] liu bao rui: ai beng beng beng chang, beng chang..... ni ni jing shuo, beng chang......
[11:03.31] guo quan bao: wo hui zhe ci
[11:03.89] liu bao rui: ni hui, ni beng chang......
[11:05.45] guo quan bao: shou yang shan
[11:06.45] liu bao rui: o, shou yang shan, bu cuo
[11:07.76] bo yi shu qi, e si shou yang
[11:08.98] guo quan bao: dui ya
[11:09.45] liu bao rui: you you you, shou yang shan
[11:10.70] guo quan bao:
[11:11.30] liu bao rui: e... ai, da zhe er ju ju li bu kai yang le
[11:14.97] guo quan bao: dang ran shi, ni wang xia wen na!
[11:18.24] liu bao rui: shan shang you zuo shen me miao?
[11:19.79] guo quan bao: yang yang ji ye miao zhu: qi ta ban ben li xie de shi yang ji ye miao, yin yi wei yang xie zi miao
[11:21.65] liu bao rui: yang ji ye miao?
[11:22.22] guo quan bao:
[11:23.70] liu bao rui: miao li tou gong zhe shen me shen?
[11:26.05] guo quan bao: da dao yang yang ling gong
[11:27.63] liu bao rui: da dao yang ling gong?
[11:28.72] guo quan bao:
[11:30.01] liu bao rui: ai, miao wai tou you ke shen me shu?
[11:32.40] guo quan bao: da ye er yang
[11:34.10] liu bao rui: o, da ye er yang?
[11:35.42] guo quan bao: ai
[11:35.91] liu bao rui: hao
[11:36.77] shu shang luo zhe shen me niao er?
[11:38.81] guo quan bao: e...
[11:39.89] hu bu la ji wei bo lao niao
[11:40.91] liu bao rui: hu bu la?!
[11:44.30] bu xing
[11:45.00] guo quan bao: zhe zen me bu xing a?
[11:46.10] liu bao rui: hu bu la ta mei" yang"
[11:47.56] guo quan bao: a... ta wo zhe shi" yang" yang hu bu la zhu: yi qian wai guo de wu pin dai" yang" zi
[11:50.01] liu bao rui:" yang" hu bu la ye chu lai la?!
[11:52.46] a?" yang" hu bu la ye chu lai la?
[11:54.62] guo quan bao: ta you zhe niao er jiu de le
[11:56.04] liu bao rui: ai hao hao," yang" hu bu la.
[11:59.17] ai, niao zui er li diao zhe shen me guo zi?
[12:03.03] guo quan bao: diao de shi xiang gua
[12:05.17] liu bao rui: xiang gua?
[12:05.94] ma ji: ai
[12:07.01] liu bao rui: xiang gua mei" yang" a!
[12:08.95] guo quan bao: wo zhe shi yang ji jiao mi de xiang gua
[12:10.94] liu bao rui: ke zhen neng cou he a!
[12:12.87] o yang ji jiao mi de xiang gua
[12:14.38] ma ji: a
[12:14.72] liu bao rui: xing xing, zhe hao, hao
[12:16.13] e... xia shan zou de shen me qiao?
[12:18.38] guo quan bao: zou de shi zhe ge...
[12:19.77] yang yang hui qiao ji wei hun ning tu qiao
[12:20.93] liu bao rui: e......
[12:24.68] ta zhe wan yi er dao hao zhao le
[12:26.50] ma ji: ai hei hei
[12:27.60] liu bao rui: yang hui qiao bu lun di fang na er dou you zhe he zhe!
[12:31.56] yang hui qiao?
[12:32.22] ma ji: a
[12:32.93] liu bao rui: shang na er qu?
[12:34.71] guo quan bao: xi si pai lou yang rou hu tong
[12:36.80] liu bao rui: o yang rou hu tong?
[12:37.52] ma ji:
[12:38.27] liu bao rui: shang shui jia qu?
[12:39.83] guo quan bao: yang da ye ta men jia a
[12:41.32] liu bao rui: yang da ye ta men jia?
[12:42.04] ma ji: a
[12:42.70] liu bao rui: jiao men shui gei kai de men?
[12:44.22] guo quan bao: e... yang yang ma er
[12:45.89] liu bao rui: yang ma er?
[12:46.46] ma ji: a
[12:47.90] liu bao rui: yang ma er shi shui a?
[12:49.07] guo quan bao: jiu shi long zi ta ma a
[12:50.25] liu bao rui: a a!!
[12:52.16] hao ma, ni gei long zi zhao ge ma lai a he zhe?!
[12:55.04] guo quan bao: ta men niang er lia ma zhe
[12:56.06] liu bao rui: hei! hao ma!
[12:58.12] ai, rang jin qu gei de shen me zuo er?
[13:00.25] guo quan bao: yang yang yi zi
[13:01.13] liu bao rui: yang yang......
[13:02.91] ni zhe hao ban le, ni zhe yi zi yang yi zi, zhuo zi yang zhuo zi, ni zhe hao, jia jia" yang" jiu de a zhe he zhe?
[13:09.72] guo quan bao: ta bu shi, ta wo shuo de yang yi zi ta ta shi yang mu zuo de yi zi!
[13:14.70] liu bao rui: o, yang mu zuo de yi zi?
[13:16.54] na hai ke yi
[13:17.14] guo quan bao: ai
[13:17.84] liu bao rui: a, yang mu zuo de...
[13:19.12] ai, gei ni shen me cha he?
[13:20.70] guo quan bao: yang yang pu cha ya
[13:21.90] liu bao rui: yang pu cha?
[13:22.60] ma ji: a
[13:23.20] liu bao rui: shen me cha zhong, shen me gai wan er?
[13:24.75] guo quan bao: yang yang ci cha zhong, yang yang ci gai wan er
[13:28.10] liu bao rui: gei ni shen me dian xin chi?
[13:30.00] guo quan bao: gei wo...
[13:30.61] mian bao
[13:31.28] liu bao rui: mian mian bao?!
[13:32.11] guo quan bao: ai hei
[13:33.07] liu bao rui: mian bao mei" yang"
[13:34.46] guo quan bao: e...
[13:35.24] liu bao rui guo quan bao: yang dian xin!
[13:36.56] liu bao rui: wo jiu zhi dao ma
[13:38.21] mai mian bao de guo lai, yang yang dian xin ye guo lai le
[13:40.89] yang dian xin?
[13:41.51] ma ji:
[13:42.04] liu bao rui: ni shuo de shen me shu?
[13:43.39] guo quan bao: hu yang yang he bing
[13:45.18] liu bao rui: shuo le le ren jia gei ni shen me qian?
[13:47.29] guo quan bao: ben jia er gei wo yi kuai xian da yang yang, ai hei, yang qian yi kuai!
[13:52.11] liu bao rui: yang qian na?
[13:52.90] guo quan bao: ai
[13:53.68] liu bao rui: bu xing
[13:54.88] guo quan bao: zen me bu xing a?
[13:56.84] liu bao rui: wo gang cai shuo ni mei ting ming bai?
[13:58.36] guo quan bao: shen me ya?
[13:58.94] liu bao rui: gei qian de dai yan er, nin zhe yang qian, hei, mei yan er
[14:03.09] guo quan bao: a... na na wo xian zao a!
[14:06.04] liu bao rui: xian zao?!
[14:06.87] guo quan bao: ai, shou lei nin ba yin zi zha er zao ku long yan er shi sheng xia de sui yin gei wo
[14:09.07] liu bao rui: ai zhe shui a!! shui... ni qiong feng le ni!
[14:11.97] guo quan bao: ta zao wan jiu gei wo a
[14:13.00] liu bao rui: shi, ta hai mei zao ne ta! zhe jia huo a, dou qiong feng le zhe ge!
[14:17.54] ma ji: ke yi
[14:18.29] liu bao rui: pao zhe er xun yin zi zha er lai le
[14:19.98] ma ji: hai
[14:20.97] liu bao rui: beng xun le, gai ni shuo le
[14:22.49] ma ji: gai wo le?
[14:23.23] liu bao rui:
[14:24.25] ma ji: wo zhe ge shi
[14:25.25] liu bao rui: shen me shan?
[14:25.80] ma ji: long wang shan
[14:27.05] liu bao rui: long wang shan?
[14:27.60] ma ji:
[14:27.94] liu bao rui: hao, shan shang you zuo shen me miao?
[14:30.45] ma ji: yang ji ye miao
[14:31.59] liu bao rui: yang... ji......
[14:35.50] miao li gong zhe shen me shen?
[14:37.48] ma ji: long wang ye
[14:38.18] liu bao rui: long wang......
[14:39.70] miao wai tou you yi ke...
[14:41.10] liu bao rui ma ji: da ye er yang
[14:42.62] liu bao rui: ni zhe sheng shi le, yi shang chao yi ju a!
[14:47.40] guo quan bao: wan shi ni zhe jia huo bu bo xue ma zhe bu shi?
[14:49.93] liu bao rui: zhen shi de
[14:50.65] ma ji: zen me le?
[14:51.27] guo quan bao: wo men hao hao shuo wan le ni hai shuo a?
[14:54.60] liu bao rui: wo men lia ren shuo de, wo de long, ta de yang, ni zhe yi chao yi ju jiu wan la?
[14:59.24] long wang shan, yang ji ye miao, na na xing ma na ge?
[15:01.77] ma ji: o wo wo zhe de zhong zhao a?
[15:03.07] liu bao rui: ni de dan zhao!
[15:05.33] ma ji: dan zhao ye mei guan xi a
[15:06.63] liu bao rui: ai, zhao ba, shen me shan?
[15:07.93] ma ji: ting zhe ge
[15:08.54] liu bao rui:
[15:09.91] ma ji: ya ya ji ji shan
[15:11.90] hei hei, zen me yang? a?
[15:15.07] liu bao rui: ya ji shan?
[15:15.90] ma ji: ai
[15:17.07] liu bao rui: bu xing, zen me yang a?
[15:18.69] ma ji: zen me bu xing a?
[15:20.02] liu bao rui: rang ni zhao si tiao tui er de
[15:22.18] ya ji shan, ya zi cai liang tiao tui
[15:24.95] ma ji: shi a, na na zhi ji ne?
[15:27.51] liu bao rui: o, cou tui lai la!! ni zhe?
[15:30.00] ma ji: zhe bu shi si tiao tui ma?
[15:31.73] liu bao rui: hei! wang wang yi kuai cou?
[15:33.81] ma ji: ai!
[15:35.05] liu bao rui: ya ji shan?
[15:36.30] o hao hao, shan shang you zuo shen me miao?
[15:38.70] ma ji: ya ji miao
[15:39.52] liu bao rui: ya......
[15:41.67] miao li gong zhe shen me shen?
[15:43.32] ma ji: yi zhi ya zi yi zhi ji
[15:47.41] liu bao rui: miao wai tou you ke shen me shu?
[15:49.26] ma ji: ya ji shu
[15:50.90] liu bao rui: shu shang luo zhe shen me niao er?
[15:52.50] ma ji: yi zhi ya zi yi zhi ji
[15:54.54] liu bao rui: niao er zui li diao zhe shen me guo zi?
[15:56.23] liu bao rui ma ji: ji diao ya zi, ya zi diao ji
[15:58.12] liu bao rui: zou!!
[16:00.74] nin zhe dou shen me ya zhe dou shi?! a?
[16:05.38] ma ji: zen me le?
[16:05.70] liu bao rui: zhe hu zhao a zhe shi?
[16:07.23] guo quan bao: ta zhe dao sheng shi er le
[16:09.50] liu bao rui: na shu shang luo ge ya zi, na shu shang luo ge ji
[16:12.13] zhe ji ma diao ge ya zi, na ya zi diao ge ji
[16:15.04] na na......
[16:16.76] ji diao ya zi ta ta... diao de dong ma?
[16:19.59] bu xing zai dan zhao a ni, yi kuai er zhao dai si tiao tui er de
[16:23.73] ma ji: zai zhao yi ge a, wo zhe shi......
[16:27.78] ma an shan
[16:29.75] xing bu xing?
[16:30.67] liu bao rui: yu bo ya shuai qin
[16:31.49] ma ji: ai!
[16:32.58] liu bao rui: ma an shan, ma ji: si tiao tui ma, si tiao tui
[16:34.99] ma ji: zen me yang?
[16:35.88] liu bao rui: ke you yi jie, you da zhe er ju ju er li bu kai" ma" le
[16:39.04] ma ji: dang ran shi le
[16:39.80] liu bao rui: ma an shan ke yi le
[16:41.24] shan shang you zuo shen me miao?
[16:42.99] ma ji: ma wang miao
[16:43.93] liu bao rui: ma wang miao
[16:45.38] miao li gong zhe shen me shen?
[16:46.82] ma ji: ma wang ye a
[16:47.72] liu bao rui: , miao wai tou you ke shen me shu?
[16:50.25] ma ji: song shu
[16:51.33] liu bao rui: song song shu?!
[16:52.38] ma ji: a
[16:53.09] a, song shu mei" ma"!
[16:54.72] ma ji: a... wo zhe shi ma yi ba song ji wei ma yi song
[16:57.29] guo quan bao: wo na ke shi da ye er yang
[16:58.66] liu bao rui: wo mei wen ni, mei wen ni...... ni xian deng hui er......
[17:02.10] guo quan bao: wo pa ni ba wo zhe er wang le
[17:02.70] liu bao rui: wo mei wen ni, mei wen ni......
[17:05.63] o zhe shi zhe ge ma yi ba song
[17:07.74] ma ji: ai
[17:08.76] liu bao rui: shu shang luo zhe shen me niao er?
[17:10.99] ma ji: ma lan hua er zhu: ma lan hua shi yi zhong zhi wu, bu shi niao, zai qi ta ban ben li ze shi ma liao
[17:12.36] liu bao rui: ma lan hua er, dui
[17:14.43] niao er zui li diao zhe shen me guo zi?
[17:16.44] ma ji: zao er
[17:17.09] liu bao rui: zao......
[17:18.39] zao er?
[17:19.18] ma ji: a
[17:20.33] liu bao rui: zao er mei" ma" ya!
[17:21.72] ma ji: a, wo zhe shi, ma ya ga ga zao ji wei ma ya zao
[17:24.96] guo quan bao: wo na shi yang ji jiao mi de xiang gua
[17:26.85] liu bao rui: ni zen me lao da cha r a ni?!
[17:29.04] ni zen me lao da cha r a?
[17:31.86] guo quan bao: zen me yang?
[17:33.58] liu bao rui: xing xing
[17:35.10] ai, xia shan zou de shen me qiao?
[17:37.21] ma ji: a... jing nan de ma qiao zhu: wei cha zhao dao jing nan ma qiao de xiang guan zi liao
[17:40.77] liu bao rui: o, jing nan ma qiao?
[17:42.37] you zhe di fang, na er ge zhi he yi zhong lao bei jing de xiao chi zha de ting hao, jing nan ma qiao
[17:46.30] liu bao rui: shang na er qu?
[17:47.69] ma ji: dong si ma da ren hu tong
[17:49.88] guo quan bao: , wo na ke shi xi si yang rou hu tong
[17:51.64] liu bao rui: ni bu shuo hua xing bu xing a!!
[17:53.68] ni bu shuo hua xing bu xing!
[17:55.41] wen ni le ma ni lao da cha r?
[18:00.04] shang shui jia qu?
[18:01.16] ma ji: ma xian sheng jia li tou
[18:02.51] liu bao rui: , ma xian sheng jia
[18:03.81] ai, jiao men shui gei kai de men?
[18:05.82] ma ji: ma xiao bian er
[18:06.57] liu bao rui: ma......
[18:08.09] ma xiao bian er?
[18:08.86] ma ji: ai
[18:09.88] liu bao rui: na nei ge ma xiao bian er a?
[18:11.72] ma ji: jiu shi zhe ge, yang ma er ta nan ren, long zi ta ba ba
[18:14.62] liu bao rui: o, zhe yi jia zi a!! zan men zhe shi?!
[18:16.87] ma ji: zen me yang?
[18:17.74] guo quan bao: dou zai na r ne!
[18:18.43] liu bao rui: hao jia huo, zhen yao ming le!
[18:20.56] zhe yi jia zi quan lai le zhe he zhe!
[18:23.74] xing, e......
[18:27.51] liu bao rui: rang jin qu gei de shen me zuo er?
[18:29.00] ma ji: ma tong
[18:29.57] liu bao rui: ma ma tong?!!
[18:31.95] nin zhe tai... nin zhe tai bu xiang hua le! bu xiang hua le zhe dou!
[18:35.38] ma ji: zen me le?
[18:36.31] guo quan bao: you ai wei sheng!
[18:39.87] liu bao rui: shui jia jie dai ke ren gei gei gei zuo ma tong shang tou a?
[18:43.96] zhe xiang hua ma!
[18:45.20] ma ji: bu shi hou lai you gei wo huan yi ge ma zha er ji wei cheng zi , yi zhong ke zhe die de xiao deng zi
[18:49.02] liu bao rui: zhe zhe ye bu zen me yang zhe ge!
[18:51.16] ma zha er, hao
[18:53.34] ai, ren jia gei ni shen me dian xin chi?
[18:56.59] ma ji: sa qi ma ji wei sha qi ma , shi zhong guo de yi zhong chuan tong gao dian
[18:58.42] liu bao rui: o, sa qi ma
[18:59.60] ke yi
[19:01.50] gei ni shen......
[19:03.14] ai! hei! gei ni shen me cha he?
[19:06.54] ma ji: gei......
[19:07.50] liu bao rui: ? shen me cha?
[19:09.98] ma ji: a... ta shi......
[19:12.34] ma pai er de ka fei cha
[19:14.89] liu bao rui: ta zhen neng cou he a ta a!
[19:17.72] ma pai er de ka fei cha?
[19:18.98] ma ji: ai
[19:20.78] liu bao rui: shen me cha zhong, shen me gai wan er?
[19:22.87] ma ji: e... dai ma de cha zhong er, dai ma de gai wan er
[19:26.08] guo quan bao: ai, ta na shi yang ci cha zhong, yang ci gai wan er
[19:28.53] ni men zhe dou hao zhao, ni men zhe ge
[19:32.15] ai, ni shuo de shen me shu?
[19:35.20] ma ji: ma qian long zou guo
[19:37.04] liu bao rui: ma qian long zou guo,
[19:38.53] shuo le le ren jia gei ni shen me qian?
[19:40.65] ma ji: yi mao qian
[19:41.56] liu bao rui: yi yi mao qian?!
[19:43.11] ma ji: a?
[19:44.14] liu bao rui: yi mao qian mei you" ma"
[19:45.93] ma ji: a, ta ma ma hu hu gei wo de
[19:49.25] liu bao rui: wo kan ni zhe jiu gou ma ma hu hu de le zhe ge
[19:52.23] ma ji: hei
[19:53.22] liu bao rui: ai, nin ma hu bu guo qu
[19:54.71] ma ji: a?
[19:55.13] liu bao rui: you ma le
[19:56.00] ma ji: a
[19:56.83] liu bao rui: yi mao qian, ta mei you yan er
[19:59.10] ma ji: a... wo xian tong
[20:01.60] liu bao rui: xian tong?!
[20:02.54] ma ji: a, ta zen me xian zao lai le
[20:03.82] liu bao rui: o dui dui dui......
[20:05.71] hei, ni men lia ren zhen xing a
[20:07.20] guo quan bao: zhe shuo shang lai le mei you?
[20:08.56] liu bao rui: shuo shang lai le
[20:09.30] ma ji: zhe mei shen me a
[20:11.81] liu bao rui: mei shen me?
[20:12.52] guo quan bao: ai, suan bu liao shen me ya
[20:14.17] liu bao rui: a? hei, zhe hui wo yao zai xiang ge ban fa, jiu rang ni men lia ren wo zai tai shang mei ci er!
[20:20.87] guo quan bao: ni shuo de shang lai wo men lia ren jiu shuo de shang lai
[20:23.30] liu bao rui: shi zhe hua?
[20:24.00] guo quan bao: ni shuo ba
[20:24.60] liu bao rui: gai ge shuo fa
[20:26.11] guo quan bao: o zen me shuo ne?
[20:27.16] liu bao rui: zan men sa ren shuo zhe hui jiao
[20:29.30] si guan si xia
[20:31.65] ma ji: shen me jiao si guan si xia a?
[20:33.77] liu bao rui: wo shuo zhe me si yang er
[20:36.06] tian shang fei de, di xia zou de, zhuo shang bai de, wu li you de
[20:42.40] zhe si yang er de yao jiang yang zhe zui hou yi ge ci de yun mu bi xu shi ang iang uang
[20:44.40] guo quan bao:
[20:45.08] wo shuo wan zhe si yang er ne
[20:46.57] guo quan bao: zen me yang ne?
[20:47.94] liu bao rui: ran hou ni ya, zai shuo si yang er
[20:50.69] guo quan bao: wo ye de shuo si yang er?
[20:51.82] liu bao rui: ni ke ting ming bai lou, ni shuo zhe si yang dong xi ya, de guan zhe wo zhe si yang dong xi
[20:57.73] guo quan bao: zhe jiao?
[20:58.38] liu bao rui: zhe jiao" si guan"
[21:00.03] guo quan bao: na zhe ge" si xia" ne?
[21:01.92] liu bao rui:" si xia" ya?
[21:02.58] guo quan bao: a
[21:03.25] liu bao rui: wo men lia ren bu shi shuo wan le ma?
[21:04.85] ran hou ni zai shuo si yang er dong xi
[21:07.20] tian shang fei de, di xia zou de, zhuo shang bai de, wu li you de
[21:09.43] ni shuo wan zhe si yang dong xi, de guan zhe wo men lia ren zhe ba yang dong xi," si xia", xie chi zhu le, jiu shi, ni zhe ge, de guan zhe wo men lia ren zhe ge
[21:17.58] guo quan bao: dui le
[21:18.23] ma ji: wo... wo guan zhe shui a?
[21:20.02] liu bao rui: guan wo men lia ren na
[21:20.76] guo quan bao: wo men lia ren
[21:21.30] ma ji: wo guan ni men lia ren?
[21:22.20] liu bao rui guo quan bao: ai
[21:22.99] ma ji: tai bu rang da ren sheng xin le
[21:24.84] liu bao rui: a? ni guan hai zi na ni zhe?!
[21:28.18] ma ji: bu bu shi guan zhe ni men ma?
[21:29.70] liu bao rui: ni guan zhe wo men gan ma ya?! shui rang ni guan zhe wo men le?
[21:32.68] ma ji: na guan shen me ya?
[21:33.69] liu bao rui: ni zhe si yang dong xi guan zhe wo men lia ren zhe ba yang dong xi
[21:37.45] ma ji: o, guan zhe dong xi
[21:38.87] liu bao rui: ai, dui le
[21:39.67] guo quan bao: shui xian shuo ne?
[21:40.88] liu bao rui: dang ran hai shi wo xian shuo le
[21:42.41] guo quan bao: ni tian shang fei de shi shen me ya?
[21:44.54] liu bao rui: wo tian shang fei de?
[21:45.38] guo quan bao: a
[21:46.64] liu bao rui: tian shang fei de.....
[21:49.47] yuan yang
[21:51.56] zen me yang?
[21:52.31] guo quan bao: man za
[21:53.07] liu bao rui: zen me za le?
[21:53.50] guo quan bao: za le
[21:54.12] liu bao rui: na er za le?
[21:54.90] guo quan bao: heng
[21:55.50] liu bao rui: shen me za le?
[21:56.10] guo quan bao: yang hui fei ma? a?
[21:58.68] tian shang fei de, yang yang hui... a?
[22:01.76] da wei ba yang, ta hui fei?
[22:03.42] liu bao rui: wo wo shuo da wei ba yang la?
[22:05.79] guo quan bao: shuo za la!
[22:06.94] liu bao rui: shui... shen me shuo za le?
[22:08.31] guo quan bao: ni bu shi shuo tian shang fei de yang ma?
[22:10.10] liu bao rui: mei ting ming bai
[22:11.14] guo quan bao: shen me ya?
[22:12.27] liu bao rui: yuan yang!
[22:13.90] guo quan bao: yuan yang?
[22:14.79] liu bao rui: yuan yang niao, jiu na ge
[22:16.88] guo quan bao: o, bang da
[22:18.52] liu bao rui: ai
[22:18.97] guo quan bao:" yuan yang niao......"
[22:20.01] liu bao rui: ni zen me you chang shang le! ni zen me zhe me ai chang a?
[22:22.80] guo quan bao: o, yuan yang niao a?
[22:24.54] liu bao rui: yuan yang niao
[22:25.56] guo quan bao: yuan yang?
[22:26.30] liu bao rui: ai, yuan yang
[22:27.15] guo quan bao: o... di xia zou de ne? shi shen me?
[22:31.12] liu bao rui: mian yang, zhe cai shi mian yang ne
[22:33.76] guo quan bao: mie
[22:34.50] liu bao rui: ai beng jiao, beng jiao......
[22:37.03] guo quan bao: zhuo shang bai de shi shen me ya?
[22:38.81] liu bao rui: zhuo shang bai de?
[22:39.45] guo quan bao:
[22:41.46] liu bao rui: wen zhang
[22:42.84] guo quan bao: hao
[22:43.30] liu bao rui: zuo de wen zhang
[22:44.00] guo quan bao: da kuai er wen zhang
[22:44.90] liu bao rui: ai, wen zhang
[22:46.65] guo quan bao: wu li you de ne?
[22:48.89] liu bao rui: mei xiang
[22:49.57] guo quan bao: mei... mei xiang mei xiang?
[22:51.10] liu bao rui: ai, ni kan
[22:52.00] guo quan bao: nin zhe bu xiang hua
[22:53.22] liu bao rui: zen me le?
[22:53.97] guo quan bao: shui wu zi li mei shi er ge yi da ge de mei xiang a zhe wan yi er?
[22:57.85] na sheng huo lai hui lai qu duo ma fan na?
[23:00.43] hai de tian mei, hai de...
[23:01.57] liu bao rui: mei mei xiang zi ya?
[23:03.11] guo quan bao: bu shi mei xiang zi ma?
[23:04.28] liu bao rui: hai! mei xiang jiu shi zhe ge...
[23:07.77] xiao ya huan de ming zi
[23:09.79] ya huan de ming zi jiao mei xiang
[23:11.83] guo quan bao: o, ta na ming r jiao mei xiang
[23:13.26] liu bao rui: ai, jiu shi ya huan, mei xiang
[23:15.25] guo quan bao: ni zen me bu shuo ya huan ne?
[23:16.60] liu bao rui: na ya ya huan ta bu gou zhe ya, bu shi gao su ni de jiang yang zhe ma?
[23:20.88] guo quan bao: o, shi jiang yang zhe, nin zhe ye qiang ci duo li
[23:24.26] liu bao rui: beng qiang... beng beng qiang ci duo li, gai ni shuo le
[23:26.41] guo quan bao: ting wo de a
[23:27.34] liu bao rui: ni tian shang fei de
[23:28.40] guo quan bao: wo tian shang fei de ya
[23:30.17] wo tian shang fei de shi zhe ge......
[23:33.24] feng huang
[23:35.29] liu bao rui: feng huang?
[23:36.45] guo quan bao: you mei you?
[23:37.26] liu bao rui: you
[23:37.45] guo quan bao: feng huang zhi bu zhi dao? hei hei
[23:40.58] bai bo niao zhi wang!
[23:43.13] liu bao rui: guan zhu ta zhe yuan yang la?
[23:44.29] guo quan bao: dang ran guan zhu ni la!
[23:45.74] liu bao rui: guan zhu wo le
[23:46.30] guo quan bao: a, ni zhe yuan yang wo hai guan bu zhu?
[23:48.22] liu bao rui: guan zhu wo ma ji: feng huang, ta ke jiu dao mei le
[23:50.42] guo quan bao: zan bu guan ta, bu guan ta
[23:52.20] liu bao rui: ni zhe bai niao zhi wang ni dou qing chu lai le, mei you shen me neng zai guan ni le
[23:55.95] guo quan bao: mei ban fa le
[23:56.50] liu bao rui: feng huang
[23:57.06] ma ji: ai!
[23:57.55] liu bao rui: zhe hui zhe jia huo jiu wan le
[23:58.68] guo quan bao: zan bu guan ta
[23:59.25] liu bao rui: xing xing xing
[24:00.30] o, feng huang
[24:02.00] di xia zou de ne?
[24:03.54] guo quan bao: chai lang
[24:05.01] liu bao rui: chai lang?
[24:05.65] guo quan bao: guan zhu ni zhe mian yang a
[24:06.96] liu bao rui: zen me?
[24:07.56] guo quan bao: lang chi yang, leng bu fang ma!
[24:10.10] liu bao rui: o, gei chi la?
[24:11.07] guo quan bao: a
[24:12.11] liu bao rui: ai, dui dui dui, xing xing, hao hao, ni zhe, you jin, you jin
[24:15.54] guo quan bao: zen me yang?
[24:16.00] liu bao rui: zhuo zhuo shang bai de?
[24:17.46] guo quan bao: shu xiang
[24:18.47] liu bao rui: shu xiang?
[24:18.98] guo quan bao: sheng ni zhe wen zhang
[24:20.18] liu bao rui: o, sheng wo zhe wen zhang?
[24:21.77] guo quan bao: ai
[24:22.20] liu bao rui: ai! guan shang le, guan shang le!
[24:23.41] guo quan bao: guan shang le ba?
[24:23.91] liu bao rui: e......
[24:25.29] wu li you de ne?
[24:26.58] guo quan bao: gu niang
[24:27.48] liu bao rui: gu niang?
[24:28.08] guo quan bao: gu niang shi xiao jie, shi huan ni na ya huan mei xiang
[24:31.67] yi zhu yi pu, zen me yang?
[24:33.10] liu bao rui: hei! xing xing xing
[24:34.81] guo quan bao: guan zhe le ba?
[24:35.39] liu bao rui: zhe hui a, xiao jia huo er, yao dao mei
[24:38.08] guo quan bao: mei ci er
[24:38.68] liu bao rui: mei ci er le na jiu
[24:42.09] gai ni shuo la
[24:43.15] ma ji: gai wo shuo le, ni wen ba
[24:44.72] liu bao rui: wo wen na, ni tian shang fei de
[24:46.82] ma ji: wo zhe tian shang fei de shi zhe ge...
[24:49.32] niao qiang
[24:49.90] liu bao rui: niao......
[24:52.40] guo quan bao: zen zen me hui shi la?!
[24:54.42] liu bao rui: niao qiang?!
[24:55.40] ma ji: a
[24:57.16] liu bao rui: xiang hua ma zhe ge?
[24:59.50] ren jia shuo de fei, nin nin zhe ge, niao niao qiang hui fei ya?
[25:03.93] ma ji: yi lou ji zi, zi dan chu qu le, na jiao shen me?
[25:06.41] liu bao rui: fei zi er fei chu qu de zi dan
[25:07.07] ma ji: zhe bu fei le ma?
[25:07.94] liu bao rui: o o, zhe zhe me fei la?!
[25:10.86] ta... ta zhe fei le ta zhe ge
[25:12.72] guo quan bao: neng dui fu a
[25:13.93] liu bao rui: zi dan fei le
[25:14.67] ma ji: a
[25:15.36] liu bao rui: fei zi er?
[25:15.91] ma ji: niao qiang
[25:16.50] liu bao rui: niao qiang
[25:17.27] na xing, hao hao...
[25:18.26] di xia zou de?
[25:18.99] ma ji: da lao hu
[25:19.54] liu bao rui: da.....
[25:22.04] bu xiang hua!
[25:22.60] ma ji: a?
[25:23.71] liu bao rui: mei ting ming bai?
[25:24.81] ma ji: zen me le?
[25:26.50] liu bao rui: mian yang chai lang, jiang yang zhe a, da lao hu?
[25:32.90] ni ni mei zhe a
[25:35.62] ma ji: mei zhe ni jie wo liang kuai?
[25:37.18] liu bao rui: a... wo... wo hai mei zhe, ni ni jie wo liang kuai?
[25:40.25] guo quan bao: ai, wo ye mei zhe ya?
[25:42.26] liu bao rui: zan sa ren dou mei zhe ya?
[25:44.14] guo quan bao: nin wen ta ba
[25:44.74] ma ji: guan zhe jiu xing
[25:46.22] liu bao rui: bu guan you zhe mei zhe ni de guan de shang
[25:47.92] ma ji: ai!
[25:48.52] liu bao rui: da lao hu? hao xing
[25:50.15] zhuo shang bai de?
[25:51.16] ma ji: huo chai
[25:51.81] liu bao rui: huo...
[25:53.30] wu li you de?
[25:53.96] ma ji: liu mang
[25:54.95] liu bao rui: ni zhe dou shen me ya luan qi ba zao de?!
[25:57.20] ma ji: a?
[25:57.86] ni zhe dou guan de shang ma?
[25:59.13] ma ji: dang ran guan de shang la!
[26:00.46] liu bao rui: tian shang fei de niao qiang?
[26:01.77] ma ji: da si yuan yang, shao dai zhe feng huang
[26:04.54] liu bao rui: di xia zou de da lao hu?
[26:05.86] ma ji: chi le mian yang, ken le chai lang
[26:07.65] liu bao rui: zhuo shang bai de huo chai?
[26:08.99] ma ji: shao le shu xiang, lao le wen zhang
[26:10.93] liu bao rui: wu li you de liu mang?
[26:12.02] ma ji: qiang zou gu niang, xia pao mei xiang
[26:14.42] liu bao rui guo quan bao: hao!!
[00:00.00] jīn gāng tuǐ ér liú bǎo ruì guō quán bǎo mǎ jì
[00:11.90] liú bǎo ruì: gāng cái a shì zhè gè, guō qǐ rú tóng zhì shuō le zhè me yī duàn dān kǒu xiàng sheng
[00:17.23] guō quán bǎo: shì a
[00:18.60] liú bǎo ruì: zhè huí a zán men jiù bié shuō dān kǒu ér le
[00:20.70] guō quán bǎo: zhè huí zěn me yàng ne?
[00:22.32] liú bǎo ruì: zhè huí zhè me bàn
[00:23.21] guō quán bǎo: a
[00:24.91] liú bǎo ruì: nǐ men èr wèi a
[00:25.91] mǎ jì: a
[00:27.40] liú bǎo ruì: bāng wǒ yī huí
[00:28.85] mǎ jì: duì, wǒ men liǎ rén bàng dǎ nǐ yī huí
[00:30.87] liú bǎo ruì: āi
[00:32.95] bàng dǎ wǒ yī huí?
[00:35.18] mǎ jì: bú shì, bàng...... bàng dǎ yī huí?
[00:37.28] liú bǎo ruì: bàng dǎ yī huí gàn ma?
[00:38.73] mǎ jì: è?
[00:39.40] gān cuì nǐ men liǎ zòu wǒ yī dùn duō hǎo a?
[00:41.90] guō quán bǎo: āi nà me zhāo yě hǎo a
[00:43.17] liú bǎo ruì: shén me yě hǎo a?!
[00:45.25] nǎ ér a zhè shì?
[00:47.31] bàng dǎ yī huí gàn ma ya?
[00:49.83] jiù shì, bāng zhe wǒ shuō yī huí
[00:52.72] guō quán bǎo: ó bāng zhe nǐ shuō a!
[00:54.01] liú bǎo ruì: āi!
[00:55.21] guō quán bǎo: bāng zhe nǐ zěn me shuō ne?
[00:56.57] liú bǎo ruì: yào shuō a?
[00:58.56] zán men sā rén bù néng yí kuài ér shuō
[01:01.95] wǒ tóu yí gè ér shuō, wǒ tóu shuō
[01:04.20] mǎ jì: nǐ......
[01:05.52] liú bǎo ruì: zěn me yàng?
[01:06.66] mǎ jì: nǐ tóu zhuō shuō?
[01:07.27] liú bǎo ruì: āi
[01:08.95] mǎ jì: tā duō jī líng?
[01:10.32] liú bǎo ruì: zěn me le?
[01:11.15] mǎ jì: tā tóu zhuō, wǒ èr zhuō
[01:13.65] guō quán bǎo: nǐ men liǎ rén xiān chī ba, wǒ bù máng
[01:15.78] āi, wǒ děng sān zhuō ér yě kě yǐ
[01:18.76] liú bǎo ruì: gàn ma ya, zán men kāi fàn lái le zhè?
[01:21.40] guō quán bǎo: nín dōu zhǔn bèi shén me cài la?
[01:23.00] liú bǎo ruì: hǎo ma, wǒ qǐng lái liǎ è zéi lái, nà jiù béng shuō le nà jiù
[01:27.56] mǎ jì: āi, zěn me bú shì tóu zhuō èr zhuō......
[01:29.12] liú bǎo ruì: tóu zhuō èr zhuō gàn ma ya? wǒ shuō:" wǒ tóu shuō"
[01:33.53] wǒ tóu yí gè shuō ne, wǒ zhè jiù wèi chū lìng guān
[01:36.77] mǎ jì: nà wǒ wèi tīng lìng guān
[01:38.42] liú bǎo ruì guō quán bǎo: āi
[01:38.93] guō quán bǎo: wǒ wèi jiān zhǎn guān
[01:40.20] liú bǎo ruì: āi jiān jiān zhǎn guān?! shuí fàn zuì le?
[01:44.48] nǐ wèi suí lìng guān
[01:46.16] guō quán bǎo: yě kě yǐ
[01:46.82] mǎ jì: nǐ béng guǎn shén me guān, nǐ shuō zán men zěn me shuō fǎ ér ne?
[01:50.20] liú bǎo ruì: āi! zhè duàn ér yǒu yì sī
[01:52.11] zhè huí zán men sā rén shuō yī huí a, jiào zhè gè......
[01:56.62] 128 tiáo tuǐ ér zhù: qí zhōng zuò le shān jié, nǐ yán jiū zhè yǒu yì sī
[02:00.65] mǎ jì: shén me jiào 128 tiáo tuǐ ér ne?
[02:03.28] liú bǎo ruì: shén me jiào 128 tiáo tuǐ ér a?
[02:05.14] bǐ rú shuō wǒ a, wǒ shuō tā zhè me yī zuò shān
[02:10.44] āi, zhè gè shān nà, jiù dé dài sì tiáo tuǐ ér
[02:15.78] mǎ jì: wǒ méi tīng shuō guò!
[02:17.63] liú bǎo ruì: zěn me la?
[02:18.10] mǎ jì: yǒu shān dài tuǐ ér de?
[02:19.67] zǒu zài mǎ lù shàng, shān guò lái le," láo jià?"
[02:21.63] liú bǎo ruì: shuí shuí shuí shuí a!
[02:23.32] mǎ jì: xiàng huà ma?
[02:26.54] guō quán bǎo: nà shān yě bú huì zǒu a!
[02:28.31] mǎ jì: shì a
[02:30.00] liú bǎo ruì: nǐ hái méi tīng míng bái ne, bú shì shuō shān huì cháng tuǐ ér a
[02:36.09] jiù shuō zhè gè shān míng r a, yào dài sì tiáo tuǐ ér
[02:40.28] mǎ jì: ó shān míng r dài sì tiáo tuǐ ér?
[02:41.89] liú bǎo ruì: āi! nǐ hǎo bǐ shuō , wǒ shuō ba, wǒ shuō ya: liǎng láng shān, zhè jiù xíng le
[02:51.53] nǐ xiǎng, zhè gè láng, tā bù jiù sì tiáo tuǐ ér ma?
[02:55.22] zhè shān míng r, dài sì tiáo tuǐ ér, liǎng láng shān
[02:56.90] mǎ jì: ó, láng sì tiáo tuǐ ér
[03:00.11] liú bǎo ruì: duì a
[03:01.01] mǎ jì: nà zěn me 128 tiáo tuǐ ér ne?
[03:03.70] liú bǎo ruì: nǐ tīng zhe ya!
[03:05.20] mǎ jì: a nǐ shuō
[03:06.46] liú bǎo ruì: tā còu lái còu qù dōu shuō dào yí kuài ér, jiù gòu 128 tiáo tuǐ ér le
[03:11.33] yào bù xìn nà, nǐ men liǎ gěi wǒ shù zhāo shù
[03:14.95] bǐ rú shuō, wǒ shuō: liǎng láng shān, nǐ men liǎ jiù shuō sì tiáo tuǐ ér
[03:20.23] guō quán bǎo: duì, nà xíng, sì tiáo tuǐ ér, sì tiáo tuǐ ér
[03:22.96] liú bǎo ruì: āi, nǐ dǎ zhè ér nǐ wǎng xià shù ba
[03:25.78] liú bǎo ruì: wǒ zài shuō ya, zhè shān shàng yǒu yī zuò shén me miào?
[03:30.02] guō quán bǎo mǎ jì: sì tiáo tuǐ ér
[03:31.16] liú bǎo ruì: āi duì, zài zhè gè, miào lǐ tou gōng zhe shén me shén?
[03:36.37] guō quán bǎo mǎ jì: sì tiáo tuǐ ér
[03:37.58] liú bǎo ruì: , miào wài tou yǒu kē shén me shù?
[03:41.80] guō quán bǎo mǎ jì: sì tiáo tuǐ ér
[03:42.77] liú bǎo ruì: duì, shù shàng luò zhe shén me niǎo ér?
[03:46.75] guō quán bǎo mǎ jì: sì tiáo tuǐ ér
[03:47.76] liú bǎo ruì: āi, zhè gè niǎo zuǐ ér lǐ diāo zhe shén me guǒ zǐ?
[03:51.72] guō quán bǎo mǎ jì: sì tiáo tuǐ ér
[03:53.79] liú bǎo ruì: xià shān zǒu de shén me qiáo?
[03:55.81] guō quán bǎo mǎ jì: sì tiáo tuǐ ér
[03:57.58] liú bǎo ruì: shàng nǎ ér qù?
[03:58.82] guō quán bǎo mǎ jì: sì tiáo tuǐ ér
[04:00.27] liú bǎo ruì: shàng shuí jiā qù?
[04:01.52] guō quán bǎo mǎ jì: sì tiáo tuǐ ér
[04:03.27] liú bǎo ruì: jiào mén shuí gěi kāi de mén?
[04:05.31] guō quán bǎo mǎ jì: sì tiáo tuǐ ér
[04:07.25] liú bǎo ruì: ràng jìn qù gěi de shén me zuò ér?
[04:09.34] guō quán bǎo mǎ jì: sì tiáo tuǐ ér
[04:11.62] liú bǎo ruì: gěi nǐ shén me diǎn xīn chī?
[04:13.39] guō quán bǎo mǎ jì: sì tiáo tuǐ ér
[04:15.63] liú bǎo ruì: gěi nǐ shén me chá hē?
[04:17.26] guō quán bǎo mǎ jì: sì tiáo tuǐ ér
[04:19.07] liú bǎo ruì: shén me chá zhōng?
[04:20.06] guō quán bǎo mǎ jì: sì tiáo tuǐ ér
[04:21.29] liú bǎo ruì: shén me gài wǎn ér?
[04:22.18] guō quán bǎo mǎ jì: sì tiáo tuǐ ér
[04:23.83] liú bǎo ruì: nǐ shuō de shén me shū?
[04:25.06] guō quán bǎo mǎ jì: sì tiáo tuǐ ér
[04:26.65] liú bǎo ruì: shuō lè le rén jiā gěi nǐ shén me qián?
[04:28.69] guō quán bǎo mǎ jì: sì tiáo tuǐ ér
[04:30.24] liú bǎo ruì: qián kě dé dài kū lóng yǎn ér
[04:32.08] guō quán bǎo mǎ jì: sì tiáo tuǐ ér
[04:33.38] liú bǎo ruì: méi yǎn ér kě bù suàn a!
[04:34.73] guō quán bǎo mǎ jì: sì tiáo tuǐ ér
[04:36.37] liú bǎo ruì: jiù dào zhè ér
[04:37.13] guō quán bǎo mǎ jì: sì tiáo tuǐ ér
[04:38.38] liú bǎo ruì: xíng la
[04:39.17] guō quán bǎo mǎ jì: sì tiáo tuǐ ér
[04:41.12] liú bǎo ruì: zhè jiù gāi wǒ shuō le
[04:42.52] guō quán bǎo mǎ jì: sì tiáo tuǐ ér
[04:45.56] liú bǎo ruì: xíng la!
[04:46.41] guō quán bǎo mǎ jì: sì tiáo tuǐ ér
[04:52.50] liú bǎo ruì: wǒ xiān shuō
[04:53.40] guō quán bǎo mǎ jì: sì tiáo tuǐ ér
[04:55.69] liú bǎo ruì: shì zěn me zhāo?
[04:56.52] guō quán bǎo mǎ jì: sì tiáo tuǐ ér
[05:01.29] liú bǎo ruì: qǐ hòng a?
[05:02.01] guō quán bǎo mǎ jì: sì tiáo tuǐ ér
[05:04.28] liú bǎo ruì: hēi!
[05:04.94] guō quán bǎo mǎ jì: sì tiáo tuǐ ér
[05:07.49] liú bǎo ruì: nǐ men liǎ rén!
[05:08.48] guō quán bǎo mǎ jì: sì tiáo tuǐ ér
[05:09.70] liú bǎo ruì: shén me ya!!
[05:12.80] mǎ jì: zěn me le?
[05:13.43] liú bǎo ruì: nǐ men liǎ rén sì tiáo tuǐ ér duō duō xīn xiān nǎ!
[05:16.65] nǐ men liǎ rén kě bù sì tiáo tuǐ ma nǐ men liǎ rén?
[05:19.81] mǎ jì: zán men zhè gè shuō dào nǎ ér suàn yī zhàn nǎ?
[05:22.27] liú bǎo ruì: hāi! nǐ men liǎ rén jìng dǎo luàn le ma!
[05:27.27] jiù shuō dào gěi shén me qián zhè ér, jiù wán le
[05:30.31] mǎ jì: ó gěi shén me qián zhè ér?
[05:31.30] liú bǎo ruì: āi, zhè ér suàn yí gè jiē duàn
[05:32.45] mǎ jì: zán men shuí xiān shuō ne?
[05:34.13] liú bǎo ruì: dāng rán shì wǒ xiān shuō ya
[05:35.43] mǎ jì: nǐ xiān shuō?
[05:36.03] liú bǎo ruì:
[05:36.70] mǎ jì: nà hǎo, wǒ wèn nǐ a
[05:37.74] liú bǎo ruì: nǐ wèn ba
[05:39.20] mǎ jì: shén me shān?
[05:40.39] liú bǎo ruì: shén me shān nà?
[05:41.06] mǎ jì:
[05:42.43] liú bǎo ruì: wǒ shuō zhè me yī zuò ya
[05:45.62] qīng lóng shān
[05:48.00] mǎ jì: qīng...
[05:48.92] liú bǎo ruì: zěn me yàng?
[05:49.50] mǎ jì: qīng lóng shān?
[05:50.28] liú bǎo ruì: āi, lóng ma! lóng bù jiù sì tiáo tuǐ ma, duì bú duì?
[05:53.59] mǎ jì: bú duì! shén me ya!
[05:55.49] liú bǎo ruì: zěn me?
[05:56.40] mǎ jì: lóng nǎ ér yǒu tuǐ ya? lóng lóng shì zhǎo
[06:02.20] guō quán bǎo: gēn běn jiù méi tuǐ
[06:03.90] mǎ jì: hēi āi! lóng shì zhǎo
[06:08.18] liú bǎo ruì: ó, lóng méi tuǐ?
[06:09.73] mǎ jì: āi!
[06:10.33] liú bǎo ruì: lóng yǒu zhǎo?
[06:11.17] mǎ jì: yǒu zhǎo
[06:12.03] liú bǎo ruì: hēi, nà me zhè gè, zhǎo zài nǎ ér zhǎng zhe ya?
[06:15.04] mǎ jì: zài tuǐ...... ??
[06:18.03] liú bǎo ruì: zhǎo tā bù zài tuǐ shàng zhǎng zhe ma?
[06:19.94] guō quán bǎo: nà yě bù xíng a
[06:21.44] liú bǎo ruì: zěn zěn me? zěn me?
[06:23.17] guō quán bǎo: rén jiā dōu shuō shì wǔ zhǎo jīn lóng a, wǔ zhǎo jīn lóng a!
[06:27.85] mǎ jì: wǔ zhǎo jīn lóng, zhī dào bù zhī dào? zhēn shi de
[06:31.24] liú bǎo ruì: shì a, wǔ zhǎo jīn lóng duì a, wǔ zhǎo jīn lóng tā shuō de shì zhǎo a.
[06:38.06] rén yǒu wǔ gè shǒu zhí tou, yǒu yǒu yǒu shuō nǐ zhǎng wǔ gè gē bó de?
[06:42.22] guō quán bǎo: zhǎo zhè nán kàn ma zhè bú shì
[06:45.20] liú bǎo ruì: rén jiā zhǎo nán kàn nǎ, nǐ méi gēn zhe shuō?
[06:48.26] mǎ jì: shān shàng yǒu zuò shén me miào?
[06:50.17] liú bǎo ruì: āi! dǎ zhè ér jiù, jù jù lí bù kāi lóng
[06:53.00] mǎ jì: dāng rán shì, nǐ shuō ba
[06:54.00] liú bǎo ruì: shān shàng yǒu zuò, lóng wáng miào, zěn me yàng?
[06:57.18] mǎ jì: lóng wáng miào?
[06:57.88] liú bǎo ruì: āi!
[06:58.67] mǎ jì: miào lǐ gōng zhe shén me shén?
[07:00.69] liú bǎo ruì: lóng wáng yé a, nà hái yòng shuō ya?
[07:04.63] mǎ jì: miào wài tou yǒu kē shén me shù?
[07:08.70] liú bǎo ruì: huái shù!
[07:09.30] mǎ jì: huái... huái shù?
[07:11.30] xiàng huà ma?
[07:12.40] guō quán bǎo: huái shù méi lóng a!
[07:14.24] liú bǎo ruì: a......
[07:15.37] wǒ nà shi, lóng zhǎo huái!
[07:16.87] guō quán bǎo mǎ jì: è?
[07:17.77] guō quán bǎo: lóng zhǎo huái a?
[07:20.30] mǎ jì: nǐ bù jué de nán kàn nà?
[07:25.15] guō quán bǎo: nà yě bú duì a!
[07:26.57] lóng zhǎo huái nǐ shuō shàng lái, niǎo ér ne? luò zhe shén me niǎo ér a?
[07:30.73] liú bǎo ruì: luò zhe gè... lóng yào zǐ kě néng shì zhǐ yī zhǒng yào yīng
[07:33.00] guō quán bǎo: lóng... lóng yào zǐ?
[07:34.34] mǎ jì: ó
[07:35.56] guō quán bǎo: niǎo zuǐ lǐ diāo shén me guǒ zǐ?
[07:38.38] liú bǎo ruì: lóng yǎn guǒ
[07:40.00] mǎ jì: lóng yǎn guǒ
[07:40.83] liú bǎo ruì: āi, jiù shì lì zhī zhù: cǐ chù yǒu wù, lì zhī bú shì lóng yǎn
[07:42.11] guō quán bǎo: hǎo, hǎo hǎo
[07:43.85] è... xià shān zǒu shén me qiáo a?
[07:47.40] liú bǎo ruì: qīng lóng qiáo
[07:48.98] guō quán bǎo: qīng lóng qiáo?
[07:49.80] liú bǎo ruì: qīng lóng qiáo, yǒu le
[07:50.54] guō quán bǎo: wǒ qù guò
[07:51.79] mǎ jì: xī jiāo ma
[07:52.49] liú bǎo ruì: āi, duì duì
[07:53.28] xíng le, béng zhǎo dì fāng le, béng zhǎo dì fāng le
[07:54.43] guō quán bǎo: āi, shàng nǎ ér qù ne?
[07:56.08] liú bǎo ruì: shàng zhè gè......
[07:57.85] lóng lóng fú sì jiā dào
[08:00.43] mǎ jì: lóng fú sì jiā dào?
[08:01.84] guō quán bǎo: shàng shuí jiā lǐ qù?
[08:03.50] liú bǎo ruì: shì zhè gè......
[08:04.82] shàng lóng xiān shēng jiā lǐ qù
[08:06.91] guō quán bǎo: ó... jiào mén shí hòu shì shuí gěi kāi de mén nà?
[08:10.94] liú bǎo ruì: shì zhè gè......
[08:12.95] xiǎo hái ér
[08:13.78] mǎ jì: è?
[08:14.12] liú bǎo ruì: xiǎo hái ér
[08:14.95] mǎ jì: bù xiàng huà!
[08:16.25] liú bǎo ruì: zěn me, zěn me le? zěn me le?
[08:17.10] mǎ jì: xiǎo hái ér méi" lóng" a!
[08:18.69] liú bǎo ruì: a......
[08:20.50] è......
[08:21.48] tā shì lóng lóng zi!
[08:22.46] mǎ jì: lóng......
[08:23.41] liú bǎo ruì: lóng zi
[08:24.66] mǎ jì: lóng zi?!
[08:25.47] liú bǎo ruì: āi hēi, lóng zi!
[08:27.13] mǎ jì: nà bú duì a!
[08:28.10] liú bǎo ruì: a zěn me bú duì?
[08:28.84] mǎ jì: lóng zi nǐ jiào mén tā zěn me tīng jiàn de a?
[08:31.45] liú bǎo ruì: a......
[08:34.11] a?
[08:36.24] liú bǎo ruì: tā shì tīng bu jiàn, bié rén tīng jiàn gào sù, jiào tā qù gěi kāi mén qù de
[08:41.37] mǎ jì: ó, bié rén gào sù tā de?
[08:42.86] liú bǎo ruì: āi hēi
[08:43.83] mǎ jì: tīng jiàn nà rén zěn me bù gěi nǐ kāi mén qù a?
[08:46.28] liú bǎo ruì: nà......
[08:47.89] mǎ jì: a?
[08:49.77] liú bǎo ruì: nà shi tān zǐ!
[08:50.74] mǎ jì: tān......
[08:51.91] liú bǎo ruì: tān zǐ
[08:52.68] mǎ jì: tān zǐ tā zěn me jìn qù de ya?
[08:54.43] liú bǎo ruì: a... tā zhè gè......
[08:56.23] lóng zi gěi bèi jìn qù de
[08:58.39] mǎ jì: gèng bù xiàng huà la! lóng zi shì xiǎo hái néng bèi dé dòng ma?
[09:01.84] liú bǎo ruì: nà lǐ tou hái yǒu yí gè dà lóng...
[09:03.44] wa nǐ hái yǒu wán méi wán le nǐ!
[09:05.36] mǎ jì: bù xiàng huà!
[09:06.02] liú bǎo ruì: nǐ hái yǒu wán méi wán la!
[09:07.54] lǐ tou hái yǒu yī dà lóng zi ne!
[09:09.80] mǎ jì: bù xiàng huà, yǒu diǎn miǎn qiǎng a zhè gè
[09:11.44] guō quán bǎo: tài miǎn qiǎng le
[09:13.02] mǎ jì: wǒ lái jiē zhe wèn nǐ
[09:13.97] liú bǎo ruì:
[09:16.03] mǎ jì: jìn qù gěi nǐ shén me zuò ér?
[09:18.47] liú bǎo ruì: gěi de shì zhè gè...
[09:20.32] xiù lóng dūn zhù: xiù lóng dūn shì fēng jiàn shí dài yī zhǒng huáng jiā dú yǒu zuò yǐ
[09:21.55] mǎ jì: yō! nǐ hái zuò guò xiù lóng dūn nà
[09:23.43] liú bǎo ruì: āi méi méi méi yǒu, méi yǒu, wǒ méi zuò guò, jiù zhè me yī shuō, xiù lóng dūn
[09:27.42] mǎ jì: a, gěi nǐ shén me diǎn xīn chī?
[09:30.49] liú bǎo ruì: gěi le yí kuài...
[09:32.36] lóng fèng bǐng
[09:33.78] mǎ jì: bù xíng, zhè bù xíng
[09:35.17] liú bǎo ruì: zěn me?
[09:35.86] mǎ jì: bàn xǐ shì ér de shí hòu cái yǒu lóng fèng bǐng ne
[09:38.29] liú bǎo ruì: a......
[09:39.57] zuó ér bàn xǐ shì de shí hòu shèng xià de
[09:43.50] mǎ jì: zuó ér gěi shuí bàn xǐ shì a?
[09:45.04] liú bǎo ruì: dà lóng zi qǔ xí fù ér...
[09:46.51] nǐ zěn me lǎo páo gēn wèn dǐ ér a nǐ!
[09:49.18] nǐ zěn me lǎo zhè me zhè me páo gēn wèn dǐ ér de ne?
[09:51.71] mǎ jì: nà de wèn qīng chǔ le a
[09:52.88] liú bǎo ruì: dà lóng zi qǔ xí fù ér
[09:56.14] mǎ jì: gěi nǐ shén me chá hē?
[09:58.73] liú bǎo ruì: lóng jǐng chá
[10:00.34] mǎ jì: ó
[10:00.95] liú bǎo ruì: āi
[10:01.49] mǎ jì: shén me chá zhōng ér, shén me gài wǎn ér?
[10:04.18] liú bǎo ruì: tuán lóng chá zhōng, tuán lóng gài wǎn ér
[10:08.99] mǎ jì: nǐ shuō de shén me shū?
[10:10.83] liú bǎo ruì: huí lóng chuán
[10:12.50] mǎ jì: shuō lè le rén jiā gěi nǐ shén me qián?
[10:14.65] liú bǎo ruì: gěi le yī chuàn, qián lóng lóng qián
[10:17.34] mǎ jì: qián lóng qián?
[10:18.20] liú bǎo ruì: āi, qián dé dài kū lóng yǎn ér, méi yǎn ér bù xíng, gěi le yī chuàn qián lóng qián
[10:22.22] guō quán bǎo: xiàn zài hái yǒu huā zhè qián de ma?
[10:24.35] liú bǎo ruì: a... tā zhè bú shì... zhè jiù bú shì zhè me yī shuō ma! zhè bú shì?
[10:28.24] guō quán bǎo: jiù zhè me yī shuō nín zhè jiù miǎn qiǎng dé lì hài
[10:31.00] liú bǎo ruì: nǐ ya béng béng miǎn qiǎng le, nǐ nǐ shuō ba, nǐ shuō ba, wǒ zhè jiù dào zhè ér, jié shù le
[10:36.03] qián dé dài yǎn ér, gāi nǐ shuō le
[10:37.55] guō quán bǎo: wǒ shuō a?
[10:38.09] liú bǎo ruì: nǐ shuō shí mǒ shān ba
[10:39.48] guō quán bǎo: a... wǒ zhè shì......
[10:43.00] shǒu yáng yáng shān!
[10:45.53] liú bǎo ruì: shǒu yáng shān?
[10:46.57] guō quán bǎo: yáng yǒu sì tiáo tuǐ ér a, zài shuō shǒu yáng shān zhè nǐ zhī dào a
[10:50.83] liú bǎo ruì: yǒu
[10:51.39] guō quán bǎo: bó yí shū qí, shuāng shuāng è sǐ zài shǒu yáng shān, bǎo lián dēng bù yǒu zhè cí ér ma?"" zhù: wèi xún zhǎo dào xiāng guān zī liào
[10:59.00] liú bǎo ruì: āi béng béng béng chàng, béng chàng..... nǐ nǐ jìng shuō, béng chàng......
[11:03.31] guō quán bǎo: wǒ huì zhè cí
[11:03.89] liú bǎo ruì: nǐ huì, nǐ béng chàng......
[11:05.45] guō quán bǎo: shǒu yáng shān
[11:06.45] liú bǎo ruì: ó, shǒu yáng shān, bù cuò
[11:07.76] bó yí shū qí, è sǐ shǒu yáng
[11:08.98] guō quán bǎo: duì ya
[11:09.45] liú bǎo ruì: yǒu yǒu yǒu, shǒu yáng shān
[11:10.70] guō quán bǎo:
[11:11.30] liú bǎo ruì: è... āi, dǎ zhè ér jù jù lí bù kāi yáng le
[11:14.97] guō quán bǎo: dāng rán shì, nǐ wǎng xià wèn nà!
[11:18.24] liú bǎo ruì: shān shàng yǒu zuò shén me miào?
[11:19.79] guō quán bǎo: yáng yáng jì yè miào zhù: qí tā bǎn běn lǐ xiě de shì yáng jì yè miào, yīn yì wèi yáng xiē zǐ miào
[11:21.65] liú bǎo ruì: yáng jì yè miào?
[11:22.22] guō quán bǎo:
[11:23.70] liú bǎo ruì: miào lǐ tou gōng zhe shén me shén?
[11:26.05] guō quán bǎo: dà dāo yáng yáng lìng gōng
[11:27.63] liú bǎo ruì: dà dāo yáng lìng gōng?
[11:28.72] guō quán bǎo:
[11:30.01] liú bǎo ruì: āi, miào wài tou yǒu kē shén me shù?
[11:32.40] guō quán bǎo: dà yè ér yáng
[11:34.10] liú bǎo ruì: ó, dà yè ér yáng?
[11:35.42] guō quán bǎo: āi
[11:35.91] liú bǎo ruì: hǎo
[11:36.77] shù shàng luò zhe shén me niǎo ér?
[11:38.81] guō quán bǎo: è...
[11:39.89] hǔ bù lā jí wéi bó láo niǎo
[11:40.91] liú bǎo ruì: hǔ bù lā?!
[11:44.30] bù xíng
[11:45.00] guō quán bǎo: zhè zěn me bù xíng a?
[11:46.10] liú bǎo ruì: hǔ bù lā tā méi" yáng"
[11:47.56] guō quán bǎo: a... tā wǒ zhè shì" yáng" yáng hǔ bù lā zhù: yǐ qián wài guó de wù pǐn dài" yáng" zì
[11:50.01] liú bǎo ruì:" yáng" hǔ bù lā yě chū lái la?!
[11:52.46] a?" yáng" hǔ bù lā yě chū lái la?
[11:54.62] guō quán bǎo: tā yǒu zhè niǎo ér jiù dé le
[11:56.04] liú bǎo ruì: āi hǎo hǎo," yáng" hǔ bù lā.
[11:59.17] āi, niǎo zuǐ ér lǐ diāo zhe shén me guǒ zǐ?
[12:03.03] guō quán bǎo: diāo de shì xiāng guā
[12:05.17] liú bǎo ruì: xiāng guā?
[12:05.94] mǎ jì: āi
[12:07.01] liú bǎo ruì: xiāng guā méi" yáng" a!
[12:08.95] guō quán bǎo: wǒ zhè shì yáng jī jiǎo mì de xiāng guā
[12:10.94] liú bǎo ruì: kě zhēn néng còu hé a!
[12:12.87] ó yáng jī jiǎo mì de xiāng guā
[12:14.38] mǎ jì: a
[12:14.72] liú bǎo ruì: xíng xíng, zhè hǎo, hǎo
[12:16.13] è... xià shān zǒu de shén me qiáo?
[12:18.38] guō quán bǎo: zǒu de shì zhè gè...
[12:19.77] yáng yáng huī qiáo jí wéi hùn níng tǔ qiáo
[12:20.93] liú bǎo ruì: è......
[12:24.68] tā zhè wán yì ér dǎo hǎo zhǎo le
[12:26.50] mǎ jì: āi hēi hēi
[12:27.60] liú bǎo ruì: yáng huī qiáo bù lùn dì fāng nǎ ér dōu yǒu zhè hé zhe!
[12:31.56] yáng huī qiáo?
[12:32.22] mǎ jì: a
[12:32.93] liú bǎo ruì: shàng nǎ ér qù?
[12:34.71] guō quán bǎo: xī sì pái lóu yáng ròu hú tòng
[12:36.80] liú bǎo ruì: ó yáng ròu hú tòng?
[12:37.52] mǎ jì:
[12:38.27] liú bǎo ruì: shàng shuí jiā qù?
[12:39.83] guō quán bǎo: yáng dà yé tā men jiā a
[12:41.32] liú bǎo ruì: yáng dà yé tā men jiā?
[12:42.04] mǎ jì: a
[12:42.70] liú bǎo ruì: jiào mén shuí gěi kāi de mén?
[12:44.22] guō quán bǎo: è... yáng yáng mā ér
[12:45.89] liú bǎo ruì: yáng mā ér?
[12:46.46] mǎ jì: a
[12:47.90] liú bǎo ruì: yáng mā ér shì shuí a?
[12:49.07] guō quán bǎo: jiù shì lóng zi tā mā a
[12:50.25] liú bǎo ruì: a a!!
[12:52.16] hǎo ma, nǐ gěi lóng zi zhǎo gè mā lái a hé zhe?!
[12:55.04] guō quán bǎo: tā men niáng ér liǎ ma zhè
[12:56.06] liú bǎo ruì: hēi! hǎo ma!
[12:58.12] āi, ràng jìn qù gěi de shén me zuò ér?
[13:00.25] guō quán bǎo: yáng yáng yǐ zi
[13:01.13] liú bǎo ruì: yáng yáng......
[13:02.91] nǐ zhè hǎo bàn le, nǐ zhè yǐ zi yáng yǐ zi, zhuō zi yáng zhuō zi, nǐ zhè hǎo, jiā jiā" yáng" jiù dé a zhè hé zhe?
[13:09.72] guō quán bǎo: tā bú shì, tā wǒ shuō de yáng yǐ zi tā tā shì yáng mù zuò de yǐ zi!
[13:14.70] liú bǎo ruì: ó, yáng mù zuò de yǐ zi?
[13:16.54] nà hái kě yǐ
[13:17.14] guō quán bǎo: āi
[13:17.84] liú bǎo ruì: a, yáng mù zuò de...
[13:19.12] āi, gěi nǐ shén me chá hē?
[13:20.70] guō quán bǎo: yáng yáng pǔ chá ya
[13:21.90] liú bǎo ruì: yáng pǔ chá?
[13:22.60] mǎ jì: a
[13:23.20] liú bǎo ruì: shén me chá zhōng, shén me gài wǎn ér?
[13:24.75] guō quán bǎo: yáng yáng cí chá zhōng, yáng yáng cí gài wǎn ér
[13:28.10] liú bǎo ruì: gěi nǐ shén me diǎn xīn chī?
[13:30.00] guō quán bǎo: gěi wǒ...
[13:30.61] miàn bāo
[13:31.28] liú bǎo ruì: miàn miàn bāo?!
[13:32.11] guō quán bǎo: āi hēi
[13:33.07] liú bǎo ruì: miàn bāo méi" yáng"
[13:34.46] guō quán bǎo: è...
[13:35.24] liú bǎo ruì guō quán bǎo: yáng diǎn xīn!
[13:36.56] liú bǎo ruì: wǒ jiù zhī dào ma
[13:38.21] mài miàn bāo de guò lái, yáng yáng diǎn xīn yě guò lái le
[13:40.89] yáng diǎn xīn?
[13:41.51] mǎ jì:
[13:42.04] liú bǎo ruì: nǐ shuō de shén me shū?
[13:43.39] guō quán bǎo: hū yáng yáng hé bīng
[13:45.18] liú bǎo ruì: shuō lè le rén jiā gěi nǐ shén me qián?
[13:47.29] guō quán bǎo: běn jiā ér gěi wǒ yí kuài xiàn dà yáng yáng, āi hēi, yáng qián yí kuài!
[13:52.11] liú bǎo ruì: yáng qián nà?
[13:52.90] guō quán bǎo: āi
[13:53.68] liú bǎo ruì: bù xíng
[13:54.88] guō quán bǎo: zěn me bù xíng a?
[13:56.84] liú bǎo ruì: wǒ gāng cái shuō nǐ méi tīng míng bái?
[13:58.36] guō quán bǎo: shén me ya?
[13:58.94] liú bǎo ruì: gěi qián dé dài yǎn ér, nín zhè yáng qián, hēi, méi yǎn ér
[14:03.09] guō quán bǎo: a... nà nà wǒ xiàn záo a!
[14:06.04] liú bǎo ruì: xiàn záo?!
[14:06.87] guō quán bǎo: āi, shòu lěi nín bǎ yín zi zhā ér záo kū lóng yǎn ér shí shèng xià de suì yín gěi wǒ
[14:09.07] liú bǎo ruì: āi zhè shuí a!! shuí... nǐ qióng fēng le nǐ!
[14:11.97] guō quán bǎo: tā zǎo wǎn jiù gěi wǒ a
[14:13.00] liú bǎo ruì: shì, tā hái méi záo ne tā! zhè jiā huo a, dōu qióng fēng le zhè gè!
[14:17.54] mǎ jì: kě yǐ
[14:18.29] liú bǎo ruì: pǎo zhè ér xún yín zi zhā ér lái le
[14:19.98] mǎ jì: hāi
[14:20.97] liú bǎo ruì: béng xún le, gāi nǐ shuō le
[14:22.49] mǎ jì: gāi wǒ le?
[14:23.23] liú bǎo ruì:
[14:24.25] mǎ jì: wǒ zhè gè shì
[14:25.25] liú bǎo ruì: shén me shān?
[14:25.80] mǎ jì: lóng wáng shān
[14:27.05] liú bǎo ruì: lóng wáng shān?
[14:27.60] mǎ jì:
[14:27.94] liú bǎo ruì: hǎo, shān shàng yǒu zuò shén me miào?
[14:30.45] mǎ jì: yáng jì yè miào
[14:31.59] liú bǎo ruì: yáng... jì......
[14:35.50] miào lǐ gōng zhe shén me shén?
[14:37.48] mǎ jì: lóng wáng yé
[14:38.18] liú bǎo ruì: lóng wáng......
[14:39.70] miào wài tou yǒu yī kē...
[14:41.10] liú bǎo ruì mǎ jì: dà yè ér yáng
[14:42.62] liú bǎo ruì: nǐ zhè shěng shì le, yī shàng chāo yī jù a!
[14:47.40] guō quán bǎo: wán shì nǐ zhè jiā huo bù bō xuē ma zhè bú shì?
[14:49.93] liú bǎo ruì: zhēn shi de
[14:50.65] mǎ jì: zěn me le?
[14:51.27] guō quán bǎo: wǒ men hǎo hǎo shuō wán le nǐ hái shuō a?
[14:54.60] liú bǎo ruì: wǒ men liǎ rén shuō de, wǒ de lóng, tā de yáng, nǐ zhè yī chāo yī jù jiù wán la?
[14:59.24] lóng wáng shān, yáng jì yè miào, nà nà xíng ma nà gè?
[15:01.77] mǎ jì: ó wǒ wǒ zhè dé zhòng zhǎo a?
[15:03.07] liú bǎo ruì: nǐ dé dān zhǎo!
[15:05.33] mǎ jì: dān zhǎo yě méi guān xì a
[15:06.63] liú bǎo ruì: āi, zhǎo ba, shén me shān?
[15:07.93] mǎ jì: tīng zhè gè
[15:08.54] liú bǎo ruì:
[15:09.91] mǎ jì: yā yā jì jī shān
[15:11.90] hēi hēi, zěn me yàng? a?
[15:15.07] liú bǎo ruì: yā jì shān?
[15:15.90] mǎ jì: āi
[15:17.07] liú bǎo ruì: bù xíng, zěn me yàng a?
[15:18.69] mǎ jì: zěn me bù xíng a?
[15:20.02] liú bǎo ruì: ràng nǐ zhǎo sì tiáo tuǐ ér de
[15:22.18] yā jī shān, yā zǐ cái liǎng tiáo tuǐ
[15:24.95] mǎ jì: shì a, nà nà zhī jī ne?
[15:27.51] liú bǎo ruì: ó, còu tuǐ lái la!! nǐ zhè?
[15:30.00] mǎ jì: zhè bú shì sì tiáo tuǐ ma?
[15:31.73] liú bǎo ruì: hēi! wǎng wǎng yí kuài còu?
[15:33.81] mǎ jì: āi!
[15:35.05] liú bǎo ruì: yā jī shān?
[15:36.30] ō hǎo hǎo, shān shàng yǒu zuò shén me miào?
[15:38.70] mǎ jì: yā jī miào
[15:39.52] liú bǎo ruì: yā......
[15:41.67] miào lǐ gōng zhe shén me shén?
[15:43.32] mǎ jì: yì zhī yā zǐ yì zhī jī
[15:47.41] liú bǎo ruì: miào wài tou yǒu kē shén me shù?
[15:49.26] mǎ jì: yā jī shù
[15:50.90] liú bǎo ruì: shù shàng luò zhe shén me niǎo ér?
[15:52.50] mǎ jì: yì zhī yā zǐ yì zhī jī
[15:54.54] liú bǎo ruì: niǎo ér zuǐ lǐ diāo zhe shén me guǒ zǐ?
[15:56.23] liú bǎo ruì mǎ jì: jī diāo yā zǐ, yā zǐ diāo jī
[15:58.12] liú bǎo ruì: zǒu!!
[16:00.74] nín zhè dōu shén me ya zhè dōu shì?! a?
[16:05.38] mǎ jì: zěn me le?
[16:05.70] liú bǎo ruì: zhè hú zhǎo a zhè shì?
[16:07.23] guō quán bǎo: tā zhè dào shěng shì ér le
[16:09.50] liú bǎo ruì: nà shù shàng luò gè yā zǐ, nà shù shàng luò gè jī
[16:12.13] zhè jī ma diāo gè yā zǐ, nà yā zǐ diāo gè jī
[16:15.04] nà nà......
[16:16.76] jī diāo yā zǐ tā tā... diāo dé dòng ma?
[16:19.59] bù xíng zài dān zhǎo a nǐ, yí kuài ér zhǎo dài sì tiáo tuǐ ér de
[16:23.73] mǎ jì: zài zhǎo yí gè a, wǒ zhè shì......
[16:27.78] mǎ ān shān
[16:29.75] xíng bù xíng?
[16:30.67] liú bǎo ruì: yú bó yá shuāi qín
[16:31.49] mǎ jì: āi!
[16:32.58] liú bǎo ruì: mǎ ān shān, mǎ jì: sì tiáo tuǐ mǎ, sì tiáo tuǐ
[16:34.99] mǎ jì: zěn me yàng?
[16:35.88] liú bǎo ruì: kě yǒu yī jié, yóu dǎ zhè ér jù jù ér lí bù kāi" mǎ" le
[16:39.04] mǎ jì: dāng rán shì le
[16:39.80] liú bǎo ruì: mǎ ān shān kě yǐ le
[16:41.24] shān shàng yǒu zuò shén me miào?
[16:42.99] mǎ jì: mǎ wáng miào
[16:43.93] liú bǎo ruì: mǎ wáng miào
[16:45.38] miào lǐ gōng zhe shén me shén?
[16:46.82] mǎ jì: mǎ wáng yé a
[16:47.72] liú bǎo ruì: , miào wài tou yǒu kē shén me shù?
[16:50.25] mǎ jì: sōng shù
[16:51.33] liú bǎo ruì: sōng sōng shù?!
[16:52.38] mǎ jì: a
[16:53.09] ā, sōng shù méi" mǎ"!
[16:54.72] mǎ jì: a... wǒ zhè shì mǎ yǐ bā sōng jí wéi mǎ yǐ sōng
[16:57.29] guō quán bǎo: wǒ nà kě shì dà yè ér yáng
[16:58.66] liú bǎo ruì: wǒ méi wèn nǐ, méi wèn nǐ...... nǐ xiān děng huì ér......
[17:02.10] guō quán bǎo: wǒ pà nǐ bǎ wǒ zhè ér wàng le
[17:02.70] liú bǎo ruì: wǒ méi wèn nǐ, méi wèn nǐ......
[17:05.63] ó zhè shì zhè gè mǎ yǐ bā sōng
[17:07.74] mǎ jì: āi
[17:08.76] liú bǎo ruì: shù shàng luò zhe shén me niǎo ér?
[17:10.99] mǎ jì: mǎ lán huā ér zhù: mǎ lán huā shì yī zhòng zhí wù, bú shì niǎo, zài qí tā bǎn běn lǐ zé shì mǎ liáo
[17:12.36] liú bǎo ruì: mǎ lán huā ér, duì
[17:14.43] niǎo ér zuǐ lǐ diāo zhe shén me guǒ zǐ?
[17:16.44] mǎ jì: zǎo ér
[17:17.09] liú bǎo ruì: zǎo......
[17:18.39] zǎo ér?
[17:19.18] mǎ jì: a
[17:20.33] liú bǎo ruì: zǎo ér méi" mǎ" ya!
[17:21.72] mǎ jì: a, wǒ zhè shì, mǎ yá gā gā zǎo jí wéi mǎ yá zǎo
[17:24.96] guō quán bǎo: wǒ nà shi yáng jī jiǎo mì de xiāng guā
[17:26.85] liú bǎo ruì: nǐ zěn me lǎo dā chá r a nǐ?!
[17:29.04] nǐ zěn me lǎo dā chá r a?
[17:31.86] guō quán bǎo: zěn me yàng?
[17:33.58] liú bǎo ruì: xíng xíng
[17:35.10] āi, xià shān zǒu de shén me qiáo?
[17:37.21] mǎ jì: a... jīng nán de mǎ qiáo zhù: wèi chá zhǎo dào jīng nán mǎ qiáo de xiāng guān zī liào
[17:40.77] liú bǎo ruì: ó, jīng nán mǎ qiáo?
[17:42.37] yǒu zhè dì fāng, nà ér gē zhī hé yī zhǒng lǎo běi jīng de xiǎo chī zhà dé tǐng hǎo, jīng nán mǎ qiáo
[17:46.30] liú bǎo ruì: shàng nǎ ér qù?
[17:47.69] mǎ jì: dōng sì mǎ dà rén hú tòng
[17:49.88] guō quán bǎo: , wǒ nà kě shì xī sì yáng ròu hú tòng
[17:51.64] liú bǎo ruì: nǐ bù shuō huà xíng bù xíng a!!
[17:53.68] nǐ bù shuō huà xíng bù xíng!
[17:55.41] wèn nǐ le ma nǐ lǎo dā chá r?
[18:00.04] shàng shuí jiā qù?
[18:01.16] mǎ jì: mǎ xiān shēng jiā lǐ tou
[18:02.51] liú bǎo ruì: , mǎ xiān shēng jiā
[18:03.81] āi, jiào mén shuí gěi kāi de mén?
[18:05.82] mǎ jì: mǎ xiǎo biàn ér
[18:06.57] liú bǎo ruì: mǎ......
[18:08.09] mǎ xiǎo biàn ér?
[18:08.86] mǎ jì: āi
[18:09.88] liú bǎo ruì: nǎ něi gè mǎ xiǎo biàn ér a?
[18:11.72] mǎ jì: jiù shì zhè gè, yáng mā ér tā nán rén, lóng zi tā bà bà
[18:14.62] liú bǎo ruì: ó, zhè yī jiā zǐ a!! zán men zhè shì?!
[18:16.87] mǎ jì: zěn me yàng?
[18:17.74] guō quán bǎo: dōu zài na r ne!
[18:18.43] liú bǎo ruì: hǎo jiā huo, zhēn yào mìng le!
[18:20.56] zhè yī jiā zǐ quán lái le zhè hé zhe!
[18:23.74] xíng, è......
[18:27.51] liú bǎo ruì: ràng jìn qù gěi de shén me zuò ér?
[18:29.00] mǎ jì: mǎ tǒng
[18:29.57] liú bǎo ruì: mǎ mǎ tǒng?!!
[18:31.95] nín zhè tài... nín zhè tài bù xiàng huà le! bù xiàng huà le zhè dōu!
[18:35.38] mǎ jì: zěn me le?
[18:36.31] guō quán bǎo: yǒu ài wèi shēng!
[18:39.87] liú bǎo ruì: shuí jiā jiē dài kè rén gěi gěi gěi zuò mǎ tǒng shàng tou a?
[18:43.96] zhè xiàng huà ma!
[18:45.20] mǎ jì: bú shì hòu lái yòu gěi wǒ huàn yí gè mǎ zhá ér jí wéi chēng zi , yī zhǒng kě zhé dié de xiǎo dèng zǐ
[18:49.02] liú bǎo ruì: zhè zhè yě bù zěn me yàng zhè gè!
[18:51.16] mǎ zhá ér, hǎo
[18:53.34] āi, rén jiā gěi nǐ shén me diǎn xīn chī?
[18:56.59] mǎ jì: sà qí mǎ jí wéi shā qí mǎ , shì zhōng guó de yī zhǒng chuán tǒng gāo diǎn
[18:58.42] liú bǎo ruì: ó, sà qí mǎ
[18:59.60] kě yǐ
[19:01.50] gěi nǐ shén......
[19:03.14] āi! hēi! gěi nǐ shén me chá hē?
[19:06.54] mǎ jì: gěi......
[19:07.50] liú bǎo ruì: ? shén me chá?
[19:09.98] mǎ jì: a... tā shì......
[19:12.34] mǎ pái ér de kā fēi chá
[19:14.89] liú bǎo ruì: tā zhēn néng còu hé a tā a!
[19:17.72] mǎ pái ér de kā fēi chá?
[19:18.98] mǎ jì: āi
[19:20.78] liú bǎo ruì: shén me chá zhōng, shén me gài wǎn ér?
[19:22.87] mǎ jì: è... dài mǎ de chá zhōng ér, dài mǎ de gài wǎn ér
[19:26.08] guō quán bǎo: āi, tā nà shi yáng cí chá zhōng, yáng cí gài wǎn ér
[19:28.53] nǐ men zhè dōu hǎo zhǎo, nǐ men zhè gè
[19:32.15] āi, nǐ shuō de shén me shū?
[19:35.20] mǎ jì: mǎ qián lóng zǒu guó
[19:37.04] liú bǎo ruì: mǎ qián lóng zǒu guó,
[19:38.53] shuō lè le rén jiā gěi nǐ shén me qián?
[19:40.65] mǎ jì: yī máo qián
[19:41.56] liú bǎo ruì: yī yī máo qián?!
[19:43.11] mǎ jì: a?
[19:44.14] liú bǎo ruì: yī máo qián méi yǒu" mǎ"
[19:45.93] mǎ jì: a, tā mǎ mǎ hǔ hǔ gěi wǒ de
[19:49.25] liú bǎo ruì: wǒ kàn nǐ zhè jiù gòu mǎ mǎ hǔ hǔ de le zhè gè
[19:52.23] mǎ jì: hēi
[19:53.22] liú bǎo ruì: āi, nín mǎ hǔ bù guò qù
[19:54.71] mǎ jì: a?
[19:55.13] liú bǎo ruì: yǒu mǎ le
[19:56.00] mǎ jì: a
[19:56.83] liú bǎo ruì: yī máo qián, tā méi yǒu yǎn ér
[19:59.10] mǎ jì: a... wǒ xiàn tǒng
[20:01.60] liú bǎo ruì: xiàn tǒng?!
[20:02.54] mǎ jì: a, tā zěn me xiàn záo lái le
[20:03.82] liú bǎo ruì: ó duì duì duì......
[20:05.71] hēi, nǐ men liǎ rén zhēn xíng a
[20:07.20] guō quán bǎo: zhè shuō shàng lái le méi yǒu?
[20:08.56] liú bǎo ruì: shuō shàng lái le
[20:09.30] mǎ jì: zhè méi shén me a
[20:11.81] liú bǎo ruì: méi shén me?
[20:12.52] guō quán bǎo: āi, suàn bù liǎo shén me ya
[20:14.17] liú bǎo ruì: a? hēi, zhè huí wǒ yào zài xiǎng gè bàn fǎ, jiù ràng nǐ men liǎ rén wō zài tái shàng méi cí ér!
[20:20.87] guō quán bǎo: nǐ shuō de shàng lái wǒ men liǎ rén jiù shuō de shàng lái
[20:23.30] liú bǎo ruì: shì zhè huà?
[20:24.00] guō quán bǎo: nǐ shuō ba
[20:24.60] liú bǎo ruì: gǎi gè shuō fǎ
[20:26.11] guō quán bǎo: ó zěn me shuō ne?
[20:27.16] liú bǎo ruì: zán men sā rén shuō zhè huí jiào
[20:29.30] sì guǎn sì xiá
[20:31.65] mǎ jì: shén me jiào sì guǎn sì xiá a?
[20:33.77] liú bǎo ruì: wǒ shuō zhè me sì yàng ér
[20:36.06] tiān shàng fēi de, dì xià zǒu de, zhuō shàng bǎi de, wū lǐ yǒu de
[20:42.40] zhè sì yàng ér de yào jiāng yáng zhé zuì hòu yí gè cí de yùn mǔ bì xū shì ang iang uang
[20:44.40] guō quán bǎo:
[20:45.08] wǒ shuō wán zhè sì yàng ér ne
[20:46.57] guō quán bǎo: zěn me yàng ne?
[20:47.94] liú bǎo ruì: rán hòu nǐ ya, zài shuō sì yàng ér
[20:50.69] guō quán bǎo: wǒ yě de shuō sì yàng ér?
[20:51.82] liú bǎo ruì: nǐ kě tīng míng bái lóu, nǐ shuō zhè sì yàng dōng xī ya, dé guǎn zhe wǒ zhè sì yàng dōng xī
[20:57.73] guō quán bǎo: zhè jiào?
[20:58.38] liú bǎo ruì: zhè jiào" sì guǎn"
[21:00.03] guō quán bǎo: nà zhè gè" sì xiá" ne?
[21:01.92] liú bǎo ruì:" sì xiá" ya?
[21:02.58] guō quán bǎo: a
[21:03.25] liú bǎo ruì: wǒ men liǎ rén bú shì shuō wán le ma?
[21:04.85] rán hòu nǐ zài shuō sì yàng ér dōng xī
[21:07.20] tiān shàng fēi de, dì xià zǒu de, zhuō shàng bǎi de, wū lǐ yǒu de
[21:09.43] nǐ shuō wán zhè sì yàng dōng xī, dé guǎn zhe wǒ men liǎ rén zhè bā yàng dōng xī," sì xiá", xié chí zhù le, jiù shì, nǐ zhè gè, dé guǎn zhe wǒ men liǎ rén zhè gè
[21:17.58] guō quán bǎo: duì le
[21:18.23] mǎ jì: wǒ... wǒ guǎn zhe shuí a?
[21:20.02] liú bǎo ruì: guǎn wǒ men liǎ rén nà
[21:20.76] guō quán bǎo: wǒ men liǎ rén
[21:21.30] mǎ jì: wǒ guǎn nǐ men liǎ rén?
[21:22.20] liú bǎo ruì guō quán bǎo: āi
[21:22.99] mǎ jì: tài bù ràng dà rén shěng xīn le
[21:24.84] liú bǎo ruì: a? nǐ guǎn hái zi nǎ nǐ zhè?!
[21:28.18] mǎ jì: bù bú shì guǎn zhe nǐ men ma?
[21:29.70] liú bǎo ruì: nǐ guǎn zhe wǒ men gàn ma ya?! shuí ràng nǐ guǎn zhe wǒ men le?
[21:32.68] mǎ jì: nà guǎn shén me ya?
[21:33.69] liú bǎo ruì: nǐ zhè sì yàng dōng xī guǎn zhe wǒ men liǎ rén zhè bā yàng dōng xī
[21:37.45] mǎ jì: ó, guǎn zhè dōng xī
[21:38.87] liú bǎo ruì: āi, duì le
[21:39.67] guō quán bǎo: shuí xiān shuō ne?
[21:40.88] liú bǎo ruì: dāng rán hái shì wǒ xiān shuō le
[21:42.41] guō quán bǎo: nǐ tiān shàng fēi de shì shén me ya?
[21:44.54] liú bǎo ruì: wǒ tiān shàng fēi de?
[21:45.38] guō quán bǎo: a
[21:46.64] liú bǎo ruì: tiān shàng fēi de.....
[21:49.47] yuān yāng
[21:51.56] zěn me yàng?
[21:52.31] guō quán bǎo: mǎn zá
[21:53.07] liú bǎo ruì: zěn me zá le?
[21:53.50] guō quán bǎo: zá le
[21:54.12] liú bǎo ruì: nǎ ér zá le?
[21:54.90] guō quán bǎo: hēng
[21:55.50] liú bǎo ruì: shén me zá le?
[21:56.10] guō quán bǎo: yáng huì fēi ma? a?
[21:58.68] tiān shàng fēi de, yáng yáng huì... a?
[22:01.76] dà wěi bā yáng, tā huì fēi?
[22:03.42] liú bǎo ruì: wǒ wǒ shuō dà wěi bā yáng la?
[22:05.79] guō quán bǎo: shuō zá la!
[22:06.94] liú bǎo ruì: shuí... shén me shuō zá le?
[22:08.31] guō quán bǎo: nǐ bú shì shuō tiān shàng fēi de yáng ma?
[22:10.10] liú bǎo ruì: méi tīng míng bái
[22:11.14] guō quán bǎo: shén me ya?
[22:12.27] liú bǎo ruì: yuān yāng!
[22:13.90] guō quán bǎo: yuān yāng?
[22:14.79] liú bǎo ruì: yuān yāng niǎo, jiù nà gè
[22:16.88] guō quán bǎo: ó, bàng dǎ
[22:18.52] liú bǎo ruì: āi
[22:18.97] guō quán bǎo:" yuān yāng niǎo......"
[22:20.01] liú bǎo ruì: nǐ zěn me yòu chàng shàng le! nǐ zěn me zhè me ài chàng a?
[22:22.80] guō quán bǎo: ó, yuān yāng niǎo a?
[22:24.54] liú bǎo ruì: yuān yāng niǎo
[22:25.56] guō quán bǎo: yuān yāng?
[22:26.30] liú bǎo ruì: āi, yuān yāng
[22:27.15] guō quán bǎo: ó... dì xià zǒu de ne? shì shén me?
[22:31.12] liú bǎo ruì: mián yáng, zhè cái shì mián yáng ne
[22:33.76] guō quán bǎo: miē
[22:34.50] liú bǎo ruì: āi béng jiào, béng jiào......
[22:37.03] guō quán bǎo: zhuō shàng bǎi de shì shén me ya?
[22:38.81] liú bǎo ruì: zhuō shàng bǎi de?
[22:39.45] guō quán bǎo:
[22:41.46] liú bǎo ruì: wén zhāng
[22:42.84] guō quán bǎo: hǎo
[22:43.30] liú bǎo ruì: zuò de wén zhāng
[22:44.00] guō quán bǎo: dà kuài ér wén zhāng
[22:44.90] liú bǎo ruì: āi, wén zhāng
[22:46.65] guō quán bǎo: wū lǐ yǒu de ne?
[22:48.89] liú bǎo ruì: méi xiāng
[22:49.57] guō quán bǎo: méi... méi xiāng méi xiāng?
[22:51.10] liú bǎo ruì: āi, nǐ kàn
[22:52.00] guō quán bǎo: nín zhè bù xiàng huà
[22:53.22] liú bǎo ruì: zěn me le?
[22:53.97] guō quán bǎo: shuí wū zi lǐ méi shì ér gē yī dà gè de méi xiāng a zhè wán yì ér?
[22:57.85] nà shēng huǒ lái huí lái qù duō má fán nǎ?
[23:00.43] hái dé tiān méi, hái dé...
[23:01.57] liú bǎo ruì: méi méi xiāng zi ya?
[23:03.11] guō quán bǎo: bú shì méi xiāng zi ma?
[23:04.28] liú bǎo ruì: hāi! méi xiāng jiù shì zhè gè...
[23:07.77] xiǎo yā huán de míng zì
[23:09.79] yā huán de míng zì jiào méi xiāng
[23:11.83] guō quán bǎo: ó, tā nà míng r jiào méi xiāng
[23:13.26] liú bǎo ruì: āi, jiù shì yā huán, méi xiāng
[23:15.25] guō quán bǎo: nǐ zěn me bù shuō yā huán ne?
[23:16.60] liú bǎo ruì: nà yā yā huán tā bù gòu zhé ya, bú shì gào sù nǐ dé jiāng yáng zhé ma?
[23:20.88] guō quán bǎo: ó, shì jiāng yáng zhé, nín zhè yě qiǎng cí duó lǐ
[23:24.26] liú bǎo ruì: béng qiáng... béng béng qiǎng cí duó lǐ, gāi nǐ shuō le
[23:26.41] guō quán bǎo: tīng wǒ de a
[23:27.34] liú bǎo ruì: nǐ tiān shàng fēi de
[23:28.40] guō quán bǎo: wǒ tiān shàng fēi de ya
[23:30.17] wǒ tiān shàng fēi de shì zhè gè......
[23:33.24] fèng huáng
[23:35.29] liú bǎo ruì: fèng huáng?
[23:36.45] guō quán bǎo: yǒu méi yǒu?
[23:37.26] liú bǎo ruì: yǒu
[23:37.45] guō quán bǎo: fèng huáng zhī bù zhī dào? hēi hēi
[23:40.58] bǎi bò niǎo zhī wáng!
[23:43.13] liú bǎo ruì: guǎn zhù tā zhè yuān yāng la?
[23:44.29] guō quán bǎo: dāng rán guǎn zhù nǐ la!
[23:45.74] liú bǎo ruì: guǎn zhù wǒ le
[23:46.30] guō quán bǎo: a, nǐ zhè yuān yāng wǒ hái guǎn bú zhù?
[23:48.22] liú bǎo ruì: guǎn zhù wǒ mǎ jì: fèng huáng, tā kě jiù dǎo méi le
[23:50.42] guō quán bǎo: zán bù guǎn tā, bù guǎn tā
[23:52.20] liú bǎo ruì: nǐ zhè bǎi niǎo zhī wáng nǐ dōu qǐng chū lái le, méi yǒu shén me néng zài guǎn nǐ le
[23:55.95] guō quán bǎo: méi bàn fǎ le
[23:56.50] liú bǎo ruì: fèng huáng
[23:57.06] mǎ jì: āi!
[23:57.55] liú bǎo ruì: zhè huí zhè jiā huo jiù wán le
[23:58.68] guō quán bǎo: zán bù guǎn tā
[23:59.25] liú bǎo ruì: xíng xíng xíng
[24:00.30] ó, fèng huáng
[24:02.00] dì xià zǒu de ne?
[24:03.54] guō quán bǎo: chái láng
[24:05.01] liú bǎo ruì: chái láng?
[24:05.65] guō quán bǎo: guǎn zhù nǐ zhè mián yáng a
[24:06.96] liú bǎo ruì: zěn me?
[24:07.56] guō quán bǎo: láng chī yáng, lěng bù fáng ma!
[24:10.10] liú bǎo ruì: ó, gěi chī la?
[24:11.07] guō quán bǎo: a
[24:12.11] liú bǎo ruì: āi, duì duì duì, xíng xíng, hǎo hǎo, nǐ zhè, yǒu jìn, yǒu jìn
[24:15.54] guō quán bǎo: zěn me yàng?
[24:16.00] liú bǎo ruì: zhuō zhuō shàng bǎi de?
[24:17.46] guō quán bǎo: shū xiāng
[24:18.47] liú bǎo ruì: shū xiāng?
[24:18.98] guō quán bǎo: shèng nǐ zhè wén zhāng
[24:20.18] liú bǎo ruì: ó, shèng wǒ zhè wén zhāng?
[24:21.77] guō quán bǎo: āi
[24:22.20] liú bǎo ruì: āi! guǎn shàng le, guǎn shàng le!
[24:23.41] guō quán bǎo: guǎn shàng le ba?
[24:23.91] liú bǎo ruì: è......
[24:25.29] wū lǐ yǒu de ne?
[24:26.58] guō quán bǎo: gū niáng
[24:27.48] liú bǎo ruì: gū niáng?
[24:28.08] guō quán bǎo: gū niáng shì xiǎo jiě, shǐ huàn nǐ nà yā huán méi xiāng
[24:31.67] yī zhǔ yī pū, zěn me yàng?
[24:33.10] liú bǎo ruì: hēi! xíng xíng xíng
[24:34.81] guō quán bǎo: guǎn zhe le ba?
[24:35.39] liú bǎo ruì: zhè huí a, xiǎo jiā huo ér, yào dǎo méi
[24:38.08] guō quán bǎo: méi cí ér
[24:38.68] liú bǎo ruì: méi cí ér le nà jiù
[24:42.09] gāi nǐ shuō la
[24:43.15] mǎ jì: gāi wǒ shuō le, nǐ wèn ba
[24:44.72] liú bǎo ruì: wǒ wèn nà, nǐ tiān shàng fēi de
[24:46.82] mǎ jì: wǒ zhè tiān shàng fēi de shì zhè gè...
[24:49.32] niǎo qiāng
[24:49.90] liú bǎo ruì: niǎo......
[24:52.40] guō quán bǎo: zěn zěn me huí shì la?!
[24:54.42] liú bǎo ruì: niǎo qiāng?!
[24:55.40] mǎ jì: a
[24:57.16] liú bǎo ruì: xiàng huà ma zhè gè?
[24:59.50] rén jiā shuō de fēi, nín nín zhè gè, niǎo niǎo qiāng huì fēi ya?
[25:03.93] mǎ jì: yī lǒu jī zǐ, zǐ dàn chū qù le, nà jiào shén me?
[25:06.41] liú bǎo ruì: fēi zǐ ér fēi chū qù de zǐ dàn
[25:07.07] mǎ jì: zhè bù fēi le ma?
[25:07.94] liú bǎo ruì: ó ó, zhè zhè me fēi la?!
[25:10.86] tā... tā zhè fēi le tā zhè gè
[25:12.72] guō quán bǎo: néng duì fù a
[25:13.93] liú bǎo ruì: zǐ dàn fēi le
[25:14.67] mǎ jì: a
[25:15.36] liú bǎo ruì: fēi zǐ ér?
[25:15.91] mǎ jì: niǎo qiāng
[25:16.50] liú bǎo ruì: niǎo qiāng
[25:17.27] nà xíng, hǎo hǎo...
[25:18.26] dì xià zǒu de?
[25:18.99] mǎ jì: dà lǎo hǔ
[25:19.54] liú bǎo ruì: dà.....
[25:22.04] bù xiàng huà!
[25:22.60] mǎ jì: a?
[25:23.71] liú bǎo ruì: méi tīng míng bái?
[25:24.81] mǎ jì: zěn me le?
[25:26.50] liú bǎo ruì: mián yáng chái láng, jiāng yáng zhé a, dà lǎo hǔ?
[25:32.90] nǐ nǐ méi zhé a
[25:35.62] mǎ jì: méi zhé nǐ jiè wǒ liǎng kuài?
[25:37.18] liú bǎo ruì: a... wǒ... wǒ hái méi zhé, nǐ nǐ jiè wǒ liǎng kuài?
[25:40.25] guō quán bǎo: āi, wǒ yě méi zhé ya?
[25:42.26] liú bǎo ruì: zán sā rén dōu méi zhé ya?
[25:44.14] guō quán bǎo: nín wèn tā ba
[25:44.74] mǎ jì: guǎn zhe jiù xíng
[25:46.22] liú bǎo ruì: bù guǎn yǒu zhé méi zhé nǐ dé guǎn dé shàng
[25:47.92] mǎ jì: āi!
[25:48.52] liú bǎo ruì: dà lǎo hǔ? hǎo xíng
[25:50.15] zhuō shàng bǎi de?
[25:51.16] mǎ jì: huǒ chái
[25:51.81] liú bǎo ruì: huǒ...
[25:53.30] wū lǐ yǒu de?
[25:53.96] mǎ jì: liú máng
[25:54.95] liú bǎo ruì: nǐ zhè dōu shén me ya luàn qī bā zāo de?!
[25:57.20] mǎ jì: a?
[25:57.86] nǐ zhè dōu guǎn dé shàng ma?
[25:59.13] mǎ jì: dāng rán guǎn dé shàng la!
[26:00.46] liú bǎo ruì: tiān shàng fēi de niǎo qiāng?
[26:01.77] mǎ jì: dǎ sǐ yuān yāng, shāo dài zhe fèng huáng
[26:04.54] liú bǎo ruì: dì xià zǒu de dà lǎo hǔ?
[26:05.86] mǎ jì: chī le mián yáng, kěn le chái láng
[26:07.65] liú bǎo ruì: zhuō shàng bǎi de huǒ chái?
[26:08.99] mǎ jì: shāo le shū xiāng, lào le wén zhāng
[26:10.93] liú bǎo ruì: wū lǐ yǒu de liú máng?
[26:12.02] mǎ jì: qiǎng zǒu gū niáng, xià pǎo méi xiāng
[26:14.42] liú bǎo ruì guō quán bǎo: hǎo!!
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