| [00:00.76] | 我没事我就好这个作诗 哎 吟个诗呀答个对呀 写个文章呀 没事我就爱作诗 |
| [00:12.02] | 好习文墨消遣 |
| [00:14.10] | 那不是头些日子 |
| [00:16.11] | 我自己上那个北海公园去玩去了 |
| [00:19.56] | 啊 到那边玩去了 |
| [00:20.83] | 啊 就沿着那个五龙厅的那个湖边太液池旁 嗯 我就看那个湖光山色 嘿 呵 阵阵秋风送爽 颇有诗意 你瞧 在当时的情况之下我的诗兴大发 |
| [00:41.04] | 哦 你作了一首诗 |
| [00:42.75] | 啊 作诗啊 |
| [00:43.92] | 嗯 |
| [00:44.40] | 来不及了 |
| [00:45.64] | 时间不允许了 |
| [00:47.20] | 对了 |
| [00:47.73] | 您呢 |
| [00:48.38] | 那么我就以这风水为题 粗粗糙糙作了一幅七言的对联 |
| [00:56.10] | 那就很不容易 您说说这个对联是什么词句 |
| [01:00.97] | 啊 |
| [01:01.48] | 嗯 |
| [01:02.00] | 啊 怎么 您要听听 |
| [01:03.82] | 哎 我们呀希望跟您研究研究 |
| [01:06.15] | 啊 可以可以 |
| [01:07.95] | 您说说这是什么词 |
| [01:09.58] | 我这个对子是以风水为题 |
| [01:12.50] | 哦 风水为题 |
| [01:14.32] | 哎 |
| [01:15.33] | 上联是什么词呀 |
| [01:16.16] | 是风吹水面层层浪 |
| [01:23.38] | 好 哈 太有意思了啊 |
| [01:27.56] | 见笑见笑 |
| [01:29.00] | 啊 您客气客气 |
| [01:30.16] | 唉 唉 唉 唉 |
| [01:31.68] | 献丑献丑 |
| [01:32.95] | 哪里哪里哪里 |
| [01:35.39] | 惭愧惭愧 |
| [01:36.88] | 太客气了 |
| [01:38.29] | 哎 羞哉羞哉 |
| [01:39.89] | 你还有完没完了你 这人好玩笑啊 简直是 您别看字不多 很优雅 |
| [01:48.11] | 嗯 |
| [01:48.63] | 很有意思 |
| [01:49.44] | 什么话呢 |
| [01:50.23] | 嗯 你这下联是什么词呀 |
| [01:53.49] | 嗯 啊 嗯 下边 |
| [01:59.58] | 嗯 |
| [02:00.74] | 啊 您说问这个风字下边 风字下边嘛就是这个吹呀 口字旁一个欠债的欠字 哦 吹 不费吹灰之力 吹 |
| [02:14.53] | 是 这个我知道 |
| [02:15.72] | 哎 对对对对 |
| [02:16.57] | 我是问您这个下联 |
| [02:17.79] | 哦 再下面 水面 就 就是当水皮这么个讲的意思 不能说水皮了 |
| [02:26.08] | 什么呀 |
| [02:26.61] | 不能说水皮了 写到字面上嘛 水面 |
| [02:28.56] | 我没问那个 我说的是下联 下边的 |
| [02:31.83] | 仅下面的 |
| [02:32.89] | 嗯 |
| [02:33.71] | 仅下面那个是 层层浪 就是三点水一个优良的良字 这念浪 水波浪儿嘛 |
| [02:45.37] | 这位许不怎么样啊 您家里有门框没有啊 |
| [02:52.16] | 嘿 这话问的奇怪呀 谁家没门框啊 |
| [02:56.81] | 这就好办了 |
| [02:58.09] | 啊 |
| [02:59.12] | 既然您家里有两个门框 您这边贴对子贴上了 |
| [03:03.56] | 嗯 |
| [03:03.97] | 风吹水面层层浪 |
| [03:05.83] | 对呀 |
| [03:06.90] | 那么这边怎么办呀 |
| [03:08.35] | 啊 这 这 这边呀 |
| [03:12.68] | 啊 |
| [03:14.73] | 嘿 您这人怎么这么死脑筋呀 |
| [03:18.97] | 怎么那 |
| [03:19.66] | 这么没学问 这个对子是死的 要明白 人手是活的呀 你不会再写一个贴到那边去吗 嗯 |
| [03:32.62] | 噢 再写一个风吹水面层层浪贴上啊 |
| [03:36.24] | 啊 |
| [03:37.51] | 那怎么念呀 那个 有俩一样这么贴的吗 |
| [03:42.80] | 俩一样不行 |
| [03:44.88] | 真是的 |
| [03:45.41] | 唉 你要有这学问 贴仨一样的都行 |
| [03:48.92] | 啊 |
| [03:50.11] | 仨都不行啊 |
| [03:51.28] | 那没法念 那个 |
| [03:53.04] | 不过 念这个上下联的对子一样诗句的 这个念法不同 |
| [04:00.43] | 怎么个不同呢 |
| [04:02.85] | 念上联呐 应当压音 念下联应当挑韵 |
| [04:09.81] | 嗯 |
| [04:11.07] | 这个就合了 |
| [04:11.93] | 应当是怎么念 |
| [04:13.07] | 上联是风吹水面层层浪 下联是风吹水面 层 层 浪 |
| [04:21.72] | 嘿 没有横批 |
| [04:24.39] | 风吹水面啊 |
| [04:26.05] | 嘿 没糟蹋 |
| [04:28.16] | 那 一点糟蹋不了 底下剩仨字当福字贴 |
| [04:32.52] | 嗯 |
| [04:33.24] | 一样 |
| [04:35.78] | 没有出门见喜呢贴门外头 |
| [04:38.11] | 哎 |
| [04:39.28] | 没有春条呢 把它斜过来 |
| [04:40.62] | 对呀 |
| [04:41.64] | 像话吗 这个 |
| [04:43.72] | 哦 |
| [04:44.26] | 还对呢 不怎么样您 喝 |
| [04:48.27] | 怎么 |
| [04:48.84] | 说了半天我就知道是这么回事 |
| [04:51.59] | 什么事呀 |
| [04:52.42] | 光有一个对子上联 没下联 跑这唬我们来了 你到上北海去了 |
| [04:58.34] | 嗯 |
| [04:58.77] | 到那天游玩去了 完了您看人那边有几个学生 正在那边 在那面呢 说对子呢 风吹水面层层浪 您听见了 |
| [05:08.94] | 光听了一上联 没下联 就跑这吓唬我们来了 啊 轻视我们呢 你这是 啊 瞧不起我们 告诉你 三人同行必有我师呀 能人背后有能人 |
| [05:30.63] | 你看 天不言自高啊 地不言自厚 人不言自能 水不言自流呀 不能小瞧我们演员 我们相声演员也是 演员的肚杂货铺 买什么有什么 |
| [05:45.56] | 哎呀 |
| [05:46.86] | 呵呵 |
| [05:48.45] | 知道再说 不知道别说呀 啊 知之为知之不知为不知 是知也 不患人之不己知，患不知人也 求为可知也 |
| [05:59.30] | 你听 呵 |
| [06:01.55] | 大厅广众之下不加思索脱口而出 大家哄堂一笑你岂不羞哉呀 太可恶了 光一个上联没下联跑这来嚷嚷来了 |
| [06:18.66] | 呦喝 |
| [06:19.56] | 告诉你也不白说你 说了你半天了 给你对个下联 让你长长学问 |
| [06:28.99] | 您能对个下联 |
| [06:31.18] | 不可以吗是怎么着 啊 |
| [06:35.00] | 喝 |
| [06:36.65] | 相声演员不简单 |
| [06:39.23] | 给您对个下联呢圆圆面子你好下场 |
| [06:42.21] | 啊 好好好 听听 |
| [06:44.10] | 你这个上联是什么词呀 |
| [06:47.33] | 风吹水面层层浪 |
| [06:49.23] | 啊 哦 风吹水面 风吹我给你对雨打 这是对对子的规矩 |
| [06:55.73] | 风吹对雨打 |
| [06:56.63] | 嗯 |
| [06:57.07] | 听着啊 |
| [06:57.67] | 嗯 |
| [06:59.42] | 你上联是 |
| [07:00.76] | 风吹水面层层浪 |
| [07:03.20] | 嗯 好 我下联是雨打沙滩万点坑 记着啊 落款的时候写我的名字啊 跟你一个人说 郭君全宝 嘿嘿嘿嘿 |
| [07:16.46] | 喝 太可气了 哎呀 原来您就是这个郭君全宝啊 |
| [07:26.90] | 哎 然然 哎 就是我呀 |
| [07:30.64] | 嘿 哎呀 相声演员不简单 |
| [07:35.46] | 哎 不容易呀 |
| [07:37.91] | 下联对的这么好 |
| [07:39.52] | 哎 |
| [07:40.04] | 哦 什么 雨打沙滩万点坑 |
| [07:45.39] | 真没想到 在现在又出了一位您这么个圣人 |
| [07:53.78] | 那敢说找不出第二来了 |
| [07:56.53] | 圣人 |
| [07:57.14] | 哼 |
| [07:59.15] | 乱草蓬蒿会显出您这么一颗灵芝 |
| [08:05.18] | 差不了多少啊 |
| [08:08.98] | 顽石堆中会有您这么一块无暇的美玉 |
| [08:14.57] | 那就得这么说了 |
| [08:16.28] | 你这下联太深奥了 不明白怎么讲 请您给我讲一讲 |
| [08:22.19] | 那容易啊 不怎么深奥啊 |
| [08:24.35] | 啊 那您讲一讲 |
| [08:25.96] | 告诉您 我这下联是雨打沙堆万点坑 |
| [08:29.53] | 怎么讲呢 |
| [08:30.36] | 这好讲啊 雨打沙堆嘛 下雨下一万点 落在沙滩上砸一万个坑嘛 这还不容易 |
| [08:38.37] | 这就叫 |
| [08:39.32] | 雨打沙滩万点坑啊 |
| [08:42.65] | 就您这种解释 |
| [08:43.97] | 使您满意 |
| [08:45.34] | 不能满意 |
| [08:46.95] | 怎么不能满意呀 雨打沙堆万点坑 下雨下沙滩下一万点砸一万坑 |
| [08:55.06] | 这不满好吗 |
| [08:58.16] | 下雨的时候你在沙滩那数着来啦 |
| [09:02.98] | 我没数着 |
| [09:04.42] | 没数着你怎么它下一万点呢 它不许下九千九百零九点 也不许下一万零一点 尤其是嘛 这雨都下在沙滩上了 |
| [09:17.33] | 马路上没有 房上没落着啊 |
| [09:21.17] | 那个不算 就算沙滩上的 |
| [09:25.13] | 嘿 真能强调 |
| [09:26.49] | 嗯 |
| [09:26.81] | 就算沙滩上 就算沙滩上也就下一万点 准能砸一万个坑吗 这个沙滩上有个石头子儿 这雨点到石头子儿上崩碎了 |
| [09:40.03] | 没坑 你拿钻现钻坑去 |
| [09:46.05] | 您那叫抬扛 |
| [09:47.11] | 我抬什么扛啊 |
| [09:48.77] | 它不论怎么说它也比你那没下联还强的多呢 真是的 |
| [09:54.10] | 你怎么知道我没下联啊 |
| [09:58.20] | 你有下联吗你不说 你有吗 |
| [10:01.83] | 我们原有下联 我这下联是雨打浮萍点点青 |
| [10:10.53] | 哦 有下联啊 |
| [10:12.39] | 我呀 我刚才看你那样可气 本要讲一讲 你看你那个下联下联 紧着一磨烦 我不愿意理你 知道吗 雨打浮萍点点青 |
| [10:25.69] | 唉 那么我们这雨打沙滩万点坑的下联能用不能用啊 |
| [10:31.52] | 你这个 |
| [10:32.40] | 啊 |
| [10:33.59] | 雨打沙滩 哎 雨打沙滩当然能用了 |
| [10:37.67] | 嗯 |
| [10:38.64] | 可是你得换一个字 |
| [10:40.78] | 什么字啊 |
| [10:42.07] | 你要对雨打沙滩点点坑 这就对了 |
| [10:47.41] | 嗯 |
| [10:47.95] | 比方说 我上联要是这个风吹水面千层浪 你可以给我对雨打沙滩万点坑 |
| [10:55.15] | 嗯 |
| [10:55.56] | 我这风吹水面层层浪 一层一层的 没有数目 我这没数目 你为什么给我拘出数目来 |
| [11:03.92] | 哎哟 |
| [11:05.14] | 什么叫万点坑呢 |
| [11:06.73] | 啊 错一个字 |
| [11:08.70] | 啊 |
| [11:09.65] | 那没什么关系嘛 |
| [11:11.49] | 没 没什么关系 |
| [11:13.63] | 一个字呀 |
| [11:15.92] | 一个字关系重要啊 一字 错一个字不行 一字值千金 字面上一个字 有人短你一万块钱 |
| [11:24.65] | 嗯 |
| [11:25.07] | 把这万字改个百字 还一百 那行吗 |
| [11:27.81] | 啊 那不成 那个 |
| [11:29.81] | 那么怎么一个字它没关系呢 |
| [11:32.13] | 嗯 可说呢 |
| [11:34.02] | 什么 什么可说呢 |
| [11:41.54] | 长的这相貌就是面目可憎 语言无味 |
| [11:48.16] | 是啊 |
| [11:49.79] | 对错了对子我还没这么大火 |
| [11:52.47] | 啊 |
| [11:53.48] | 最可气你刚才那几句话 先唬我一通 又什么天不言自高了 地不言自厚了 你有多厚啊 |
| [12:05.78] | 没有多厚啊 |
| [12:08.65] | 还什么 怎么着 什么 知知为知知 不知为不知 |
| [12:14.40] | 啊 |
| [12:14.79] | 你知道什么啊 |
| [12:16.43] | 哦 我都知识糊涂了我都 |
| [12:19.97] | 嗯 又什么这个 演员肚杂货铺 数这句话可气 你这肚是杂货铺啊 |
| [12:28.76] | 啊 |
| [12:29.42] | 大杂货铺小杂货铺啊 |
| [12:31.09] | 小杂货铺吧 |
| [12:32.83] | 来半斤酱油 |
| [12:33.85] | 没预备 |
| [12:35.11] | 没预备什么杂货铺啊 |
| [12:37.69] | 这清理帐目家具出兑了这会 |
| [12:42.64] | 你真有的说啊 嗯 准有这学问吗 什么叫雨打沙滩万点坑 嗯 我就问你这句 |
| [12:53.25] | 你那 |
| [12:53.83] | 像话不像话 |
| [12:55.34] | 别往心里去 别生气 |
| [12:57.09] | 啊 怎么 |
| [12:58.24] | 它根本我就没有那么大学问 |
| [13:01.21] | 没学问你为什么要对对子呢 |
| [13:04.55] | 我这不是一时的糊涂嘛 您想 |
| [13:07.91] | 糊涂 |
| [13:08.52] | 啊 |
| [13:10.20] | 糊涂不对 |
| [13:10.85] | 啊 |
| [13:13.00] | 用词不当 什么叫糊涂啊 就是浑 |
| [13:17.10] | 啊 好 好 好 您说浑那我们就是浑 您拿我们当个浑人您还生气吗 |
| [13:23.54] | 哎 |
| [13:24.83] | 谁也不乐意这么讲话 |
| [13:26.99] | 啊 |
| [13:28.29] | 怎么了您啊 |
| [13:31.13] | 嗯 |
| [13:32.46] | 我说我是个浑人您还生气吗 |
| [13:35.04] | 你 |
| [13:35.83] | 啊 |
| [13:37.75] | 你是什么人 |
| [13:39.33] | 我说啊我是这么一个浑人 |
| [13:42.77] | 你也配 |
| [13:43.98] | 啊 我连浑人我都不配了 |
| [13:49.31] | 这好哇 浑人那是一位古人啊 你哪比的了啊 这不是胡来吗 这不是 |
| [13:58.77] | 这个浑人吗是一位古人 那太好了 你讲讲我听听 是哪一位古人呢 |
| [14:07.44] | 你还不知道呢 |
| [14:08.54] | 我还不不知道呢 |
| [14:10.53] | 那我说说你听听 |
| [14:11.71] | 您说 |
| [14:13.48] | 在想当初 想当初 楚国霸王姓项名籍字羽 目生重瞳 帐下有八千子弟兵 战无不胜 攻无不取 只皆因鸿门会刘邦赴宴之时 |
| [14:22.79] | 我呀 |
| [14:32.66] | 项伯项庄拔剑舞入鸿门宴 在席前舞剑 多亏大将樊哙保走刘邦 从此渡智 萧何月下访韩信 韩信登台拜帅 |
| [14:46.04] | 明修栈道 暗渡陈仓 智取三关 九里山 十面埋伏 困住霸王 霸王失机大败 战败之际 前有乌江拦路 后有韩信追兵赶到 |
| [14:59.22] | 抬头见江中来了一只打鱼小舟 霸王点手唤之曰 渔家将孤渡过江去有薄银相赠 渔家言道 你的人高马大枪沉 |
| [15:11.70] | 我的船只窄小 渡人难渡枪马 渡枪马难以渡人 霸王说那有何难 先将孤家枪马渡过江去 然后再渡孤家不迟 |
| [15:23.40] | 渔家闻听 顺舟靠岸 枪支搭在船上 马匹拉上舟中 一高之开 船离江岸 约有数丈 渔家言道 项羽听真 |
| [15:35.05] | 我等非是渔人 我乃是韩元帅帐下大将 奉将令 使计策 特来盗你枪马 看你做大将者 无枪无马无卒 |
| [15:45.14] | 孤身一人 难道说你还要落在韩元帅之手 霸王闻听 顿足捶胸 悔当初 不听亚父范增之言 今日果有此败 |
| [15:55.90] | 看来我乃浑人也 |
| [15:58.64] | 哦 |
| [15:59.71] | 你比的了吗 |
| [16:01.09] | 啊 比不了 |
| [16:02.23] | 啊 |
| [16:04.07] | 记住了 |
| [16:06.03] | 恨天无把恨地无环 目生重瞳楚霸王他是浑人你敢比浑人 |
| [16:12.92] | 那我哪比的了去呀 |
| [16:15.75] | 什么叫雨打沙滩万点坑 |
| [16:17.54] | 你怎么还没忘哪碴呢 |
| [16:20.09] | 这位 哎 |
| [16:24.46] | 这么大个子就对这个下联吗 |
| [16:26.89] | 行了您呀 消消气 |
| [16:28.28] | 啊 |
| [16:28.80] | 您说楚国的项羽霸王那我哪比的了呀 |
| [16:32.31] | 还是呀 |
| [16:32.90] | 再说你瞧我这么大个呀 |
| [16:35.00] | 啊 |
| [16:35.52] | 你别看我长这么大了 |
| [16:36.58] | 啊 |
| [16:37.05] | 我还淘气呢 我还一小孩子 就完了 你呢 就消消气就 |
| [16:42.93] | 啊 |
| [16:44.07] | 我说我还很顽皮呢 我是一小孩子 |
| [16:47.78] | 啊 什么 什么 |
| [16:49.36] | 哦 小孩子 |
| [16:50.46] | 胡说 |
| [16:51.57] | 又怎么了 |
| [16:53.52] | 越比越高攀了啊 啊 小孩子 有这么大个子小孩子吗 |
| [16:59.70] | 我贪长你甭管我呀 这位 |
| [17:04.10] | 啊 这不是胡说吗 小孩子 你也配 |
| [17:09.02] | 怎么 我连小孩子都比不了吗 |
| [17:11.78] | 当然比不了啊 |
| [17:12.97] | 怎么那 |
| [17:15.10] | 那是很多位古人那 你能比吗 |
| [17:19.30] | 哎哟 这是很多位古人那 |
| [17:21.36] | 啊 |
| [17:21.98] | 您说说都是哪些位古人 |
| [17:24.29] | 不知道 |
| [17:25.07] | 不知道 |
| [17:26.18] | 我说说你听听 |
| [17:27.03] | 您讲一讲 |
| [17:27.93] | 在想当初 |
| [17:30.39] | 哦 这也是过去的事了 |
| [17:33.39] | 宋朝文彦博幼倒有浮球之智 司马温公到有破瓮救儿之谋 汉孔融四岁让梨 懂得谦逊之理 十三郎五岁朝天 |
| [17:46.97] | 唐刘晏七岁举翰林 一个正字 参朋比 汉黄香 九岁温习奉亲 秦甘罗一十二岁身为宰相 吴周瑜一十三岁官拜水军都督 |
| [18:00.20] | 统率千军万马 指掌六郡八十一州之兵权 使苦肉 献连环 借东风 借雕翎 烧战船 使曹操望风鼠窜 险些命丧江南 |
| [18:11.17] | 虽有卧龙凤雏之相帮 那周瑜也算小孩子中之魁首 这几位小孩子你最比哪一位 |
| [18:19.18] | 这 哪个我也比不了啊 |
| [18:23.40] | 你敢比周瑜吗 |
| [18:24.76] | 呵 我呀 |
| [18:26.41] | 周瑜对对子就雨打沙滩万点坑吗 |
| [18:28.79] | 你怎么还提这碴啊 |
| [18:30.62] | 啊 完不了 |
| [18:34.90] | 行了行 我找这麻烦也不干什么 |
| [18:37.42] | 没有相当的答复 今天对你就不客 |
| [18:40.94] | 别介 你那 你瞅你把我吓唬的这可怜的样子 说完就完了 我那 你瞅多可怜那 您拿我当个苦人 这还不行吗 |
| [18:53.03] | 啊 |
| [18:55.96] | 又怎么了 |
| [18:57.74] | 你是什么 |
| [18:58.62] | 我说我是个苦人 |
| [19:01.08] | 你也配 苦人 |
| [19:05.18] | 这怎么样啊 |
| [19:07.17] | 那也是一位古人啊 |
| [19:09.25] | 哦 这个苦人嘛也是一位古人 |
| [19:12.27] | 啊 |
| [19:13.07] | 那可以 您说说我听听是哪一位古人那 |
| [19:16.40] | 在想当初 我就怕这想当初 那您说吧 是谁呀 |
| [19:22.96] | 他根本是当初的事情嘛 |
| [19:24.84] | 对对 过去的事了 |
| [19:28.49] | 金宋交兵扫南王藩帮四太子完颜氏金兀术屡发中原 带领雄兵数十万 战将千员 与大宋朝精忠岳元帅会兵于朱仙镇 |
| [19:43.31] | 那兀术连打数十败仗 事出无奈 才将二世子完颜乌克龙调在阵前 力分胜负 世子只生得面白如玉 齿白唇红 头戴一顶虎头盔 |
| [19:57.83] | 身穿大月如意连环甲 内衬大红袍 足登虎头战靴 坐骑白龙马 手使护手双枪一对 真是威风凛凛 煞气腾腾 |
| [20:09.73] | 由清晨战到日落 直杀得金银铜铁八大锤 狄雷 严成方 岳云 何元庆 大败而归 元帅闻报 心中大怒 明日本帅亲自会他 |
| [20:22.92] | 话言未了 闪出一个 此人姓王名佐字文成 朝上搭躬 口称 元帅 且息雷霆之怒 休发虎狼之威 |
| [20:35.25] | 今日阵前小将非是兀术亲生之子 乃是我国明将之后 想当年无珠大破璐安州之时 璐安州总镇 姓陆名登字子敬 |
| [20:48.27] | 人称小诸葛 因为寡不敌众 失落了城池 陆老爷全家尽节而亡 陆登遂拔剑自刎 气绝尸不倒 受了兀术三拜 |
| [21:00.57] | 许下他三件大事 抚养孤儿 不伤子民 与他夫妻并葬 尸身这才倒落尘埃 乳娘抱定孤儿 进了军营 兀术遂将孤儿认为亲生之子 抚养成人 |
| [21:15.35] | 一十二岁请来白善文传习枪法 学艺四年 练就双枪一对 盖世无双 人称神枪将 此将有万夫不挡之勇 不可强战 只可智取 收伏此将 |
| [21:31.02] | 却也不难 三计可成 岳帅曰 何计 佐曰 反奸 诈降 苦肉 元帅言道 恐怕画虎不成反类其犬 王佐无语 微微而退 数日后 |
| [21:44.56] | 元帅并未升帐 王佐私打聚将鼓 触犯军规 元帅将他责打四十军棍 直打得皮开肉绽 逐出帐外 王佐无奈 回到自己营中将璐安州之图画了一张 |
| [21:59.78] | 藏在自己发髻之中 右手持令宝剑 将左臂断下 偷出宋营 来到金营 见了兀术 口称狼主千岁 我家元帅不仁不义 劝他投降 不降不战 军法不严 |
| [22:14.16] | 无故将我责打四十军棍 是他气恨不出 又将我左臂断下 是我无处投奔 闻听人言狼主千岁 仁义过天 特来投奔狼主 情愿为狼主铡草喂马 |
| [22:27.64] | 充一小卒 兀术一见 惨不忍睹 遂传下一令 我国金人听真 王佐所到之处不准阻拦于他 他乃六根不全一苦人 王佐在军营住了数日 一日偶遇二世子完颜乌克龙 |
| [22:43.79] | 世子遂问兵卒指王佐曰 他是何人 兵卒言道 他乃宋营投降之人名唤王佐 王佐遂给公子每日说书比古 一日遇机 这才挂画献图 泄破陆安州机关 乳娘见图 大放悲伤 |
| [23:01.68] | 忙将公子叫在面前指图曰 说你本不是兀术亲生之子 你父死在金人之手你还不替父报仇等到何时 公子闻听 顿足捶胸 遂大返金营 这一阵将兀术杀的是瓦卸兵消 |
| [23:17.08] | 皆是王佐之力 后人有诗歌赞之曰 洞庭王佐字文成 断臂说降陆文龙 梨花园有演朱仙镇 万古流传苦人名 |
| [23:28.44] | 好 |
| [23:34.37] | 你比的了吗 |
| [23:35.29] | 比不了啊 |
| [23:36.50] | 说书断臂的王佐 啊 什么叫雨打沙滩万点坑 |
| [23:41.51] | 你怎么还提这碴啊 |
| [23:43.87] | 完不了 没完 |
| [23:46.00] | 你说王佐断臂那你哪比的了啊 |
| [23:48.56] | 还是的 |
| [23:49.37] | 可是您说了我们半天我们不言语那就得了 |
| [23:53.03] | 啊 得了 得了你还不吃去吗 |
| [23:59.56] | 夭 |
| [24:00.26] | 夭啊 夭反还来是六 |
| [24:02.84] | 矮 |
| [24:03.81] | 矮啊 矮 你往高处长啊 |
| [24:06.93] | 喝 |
| [24:07.62] | 喝啊 带汤吃吧 |
| [24:10.11] | 你瞧 |
| [24:10.82] | 我瞧谁念那 |
| [24:12.80] | 您听哎 |
| [24:13.88] | 我听谁唱啊 |
| [24:14.96] | 别介 |
| [24:16.14] | 别介你过的去吗 |
| [24:18.68] | 何苦呢 |
| [24:19.70] | 河苦你吃井水呀 |
| [24:21.83] | 我错了 |
| [24:22.59] | 你锉 我剪子 铁铺买去 |
| [24:24.91] | 我们不好 |
| [24:25.91] | 你不好请大夫瞧啊 |
| [24:28.01] | 你让我小 |
| [24:29.16] | 你多大了 |
| [24:29.87] | 我六岁 |
| [24:30.78] | 哦 还没送托儿所呢 |
| [00:00.76] | wo mei shi wo jiu hao zhe ge zuo shi ai yin ge shi ya da ge dui ya xie ge wen zhang ya mei shi wo jiu ai zuo shi |
| [00:12.02] | hao xi wen mo xiao qian |
| [00:14.10] | na bu shi tou xie ri zi |
| [00:16.11] | wo zi ji shang na ge bei hai gong yuan qu wan qu le |
| [00:19.56] | a dao na bian wan qu le |
| [00:20.83] | a jiu yan zhe na ge wu long ting de na ge hu bian tai ye chi pang wo jiu kan na ge hu guang shan se hei a zhen zhen qiu feng song shuang po you shi yi ni qiao zai dang shi de qing kuang zhi xia wo de shi xing da fa |
| [00:41.04] | o ni zuo le yi shou shi |
| [00:42.75] | a zuo shi a |
| [00:43.92] | |
| [00:44.40] | lai bu ji le |
| [00:45.64] | shi jian bu yun xu le |
| [00:47.20] | dui le |
| [00:47.73] | nin ne |
| [00:48.38] | na me wo jiu yi zhe feng shui wei ti cu cu cao cao zuo le yi fu qi yan de dui lian |
| [00:56.10] | na jiu hen bu rong yi nin shuo shuo zhe ge dui lian shi shen me ci ju |
| [01:00.97] | a |
| [01:01.48] | |
| [01:02.00] | a zen me nin yao ting ting |
| [01:03.82] | ai wo men ya xi wang gen nin yan jiu yan jiu |
| [01:06.15] | a ke yi ke yi |
| [01:07.95] | nin shuo shuo zhe shi shen me ci |
| [01:09.58] | wo zhe ge dui zi shi yi feng shui wei ti |
| [01:12.50] | o feng shui wei ti |
| [01:14.32] | ai |
| [01:15.33] | shang lian shi shen me ci ya |
| [01:16.16] | shi feng chui shui mian ceng ceng lang |
| [01:23.38] | hao ha tai you yi si le a |
| [01:27.56] | jian xiao jian xiao |
| [01:29.00] | a nin ke qi ke qi |
| [01:30.16] | ai ai ai ai |
| [01:31.68] | xian chou xian chou |
| [01:32.95] | na li na li na li |
| [01:35.39] | can kui can kui |
| [01:36.88] | tai ke qi le |
| [01:38.29] | ai xiu zai xiu zai |
| [01:39.89] | ni hai you wan mei wan le ni zhe ren hao wan xiao a jian zhi shi nin bie kan zi bu duo hen you ya |
| [01:48.11] | |
| [01:48.63] | hen you yi si |
| [01:49.44] | shen me hua ne |
| [01:50.23] | ni zhe xia lian shi shen me ci ya |
| [01:53.49] | a xia bian |
| [01:59.58] | |
| [02:00.74] | a nin shuo wen zhe ge feng zi xia bian feng zi xia bian ma jiu shi zhe ge chui ya kou zi pang yi ge qian zhai de qian zi o chui bu fei chui hui zhi li chui |
| [02:14.53] | shi zhe ge wo zhi dao |
| [02:15.72] | ai dui dui dui dui |
| [02:16.57] | wo shi wen nin zhe ge xia lian |
| [02:17.79] | o zai xia mian shui mian jiu jiu shi dang shui pi zhe me ge jiang de yi si bu neng shuo shui pi le |
| [02:26.08] | shen me ya |
| [02:26.61] | bu neng shuo shui pi le xie dao zi mian shang ma shui mian |
| [02:28.56] | wo mei wen na ge wo shuo de shi xia lian xia bian de |
| [02:31.83] | jin xia mian di |
| [02:32.89] | |
| [02:33.71] | jin xia mian na ge shi ceng ceng lang jiu shi san dian shui yi ge you liang de liang zi zhe nian lang shui bo lang er ma |
| [02:45.37] | zhe wei xu bu zen me yang a nin jia li you men kuang mei you a |
| [02:52.16] | hei zhe hua wen de qi guai ya shui jia mei men kuang a |
| [02:56.81] | zhe jiu hao ban le |
| [02:58.09] | a |
| [02:59.12] | ji ran nin jia li you liang ge men kuang nin zhe bian tie dui zi tie shang le |
| [03:03.56] | |
| [03:03.97] | feng chui shui mian ceng ceng lang |
| [03:05.83] | dui ya |
| [03:06.90] | na me zhe bian zen me ban ya |
| [03:08.35] | a zhe zhe zhe bian ya |
| [03:12.68] | a |
| [03:14.73] | hei nin zhe ren zen me zhe me si nao jin ya |
| [03:18.97] | zen me na |
| [03:19.66] | zhe me mei xue wen zhe ge dui zi shi si de yao ming bai ren shou shi huo de ya ni bu hui zai xie yi ge tie dao na bian qu ma |
| [03:32.62] | o zai xie yi ge feng chui shui mian ceng ceng lang tie shang a |
| [03:36.24] | a |
| [03:37.51] | na zen me nian ya na ge you lia yi yang zhe me tie de ma |
| [03:42.80] | lia yi yang bu xing |
| [03:44.88] | zhen shi de |
| [03:45.41] | ai ni yao you zhe xue wen tie sa yi yang de dou xing |
| [03:48.92] | a |
| [03:50.11] | sa dou bu xing a |
| [03:51.28] | na mei fa nian na ge |
| [03:53.04] | bu guo nian zhe ge shang xia lian de dui zi yi yang shi ju de zhe ge nian fa bu tong |
| [04:00.43] | zen me ge bu tong ne |
| [04:02.85] | nian shang lian na ying dang ya yin nian xia lian ying dang tiao yun |
| [04:09.81] | |
| [04:11.07] | zhe ge jiu he le |
| [04:11.93] | ying dang shi zen me nian |
| [04:13.07] | shang lian shi feng chui shui mian ceng ceng lang xia lian shi feng chui shui mian ceng ceng lang |
| [04:21.72] | hei mei you heng pi |
| [04:24.39] | feng chui shui mian a |
| [04:26.05] | hei mei zao ta |
| [04:28.16] | na yi dian zao ta bu liao di xia sheng sa zi dang fu zi tie |
| [04:32.52] | |
| [04:33.24] | yi yang |
| [04:35.78] | mei you chu men jian xi ne tie men wai tou |
| [04:38.11] | ai |
| [04:39.28] | mei you chun tiao ne ba ta xie guo lai |
| [04:40.62] | dui ya |
| [04:41.64] | xiang hua ma zhe ge |
| [04:43.72] | o |
| [04:44.26] | hai dui ne bu zen me yang nin he |
| [04:48.27] | zen me |
| [04:48.84] | shuo le ban tian wo jiu zhi dao shi zhe me hui shi |
| [04:51.59] | shen me shi ya |
| [04:52.42] | guang you yi ge dui zi shang lian mei xia lian pao zhe hu wo men lai le ni dao shang bei hai qu le |
| [04:58.34] | |
| [04:58.77] | dao na tian you wan qu le wan le nin kan ren na bian you ji ge xue sheng zheng zai na bian zai na mian ne shuo dui zi ne feng chui shui mian ceng ceng lang nin ting jian le |
| [05:08.94] | guang ting le yi shang lian mei xia lian jiu pao zhe xia hu wo men lai le a qing shi wo men ne ni zhe shi a qiao bu qi wo men gao su ni san ren tong hang bi you wo shi ya neng ren bei hou you neng ren |
| [05:30.63] | ni kan tian bu yan zi gao a di bu yan zi hou ren bu yan zi neng shui bu yan zi liu ya bu neng xiao qiao wo men yan yuan wo men xiang sheng yan yuan ye shi yan yuan de du za huo pu mai shen me you shen me |
| [05:45.56] | ai ya |
| [05:46.86] | he he |
| [05:48.45] | zhi dao zai shuo bu zhi dao bie shuo ya a zhi zhi wei zhi zhi bu zhi wei bu zhi shi zhi ye bu huan ren zhi bu ji zhi, huan bu zhi ren ye qiu wei ke zhi ye |
| [05:59.30] | ni ting a |
| [06:01.55] | da ting guang zhong zhi xia bu jia si suo tuo kou er chu da jia hong tang yi xiao ni qi bu xiu zai ya tai ke wu le guang yi ge shang lian mei xia lian pao zhe lai rang rng lai le |
| [06:18.66] | you he |
| [06:19.56] | gao su ni ye bu bai shuo ni shuo le ni ban tian le gei ni dui ge xia lian rang ni chang chang xue wen |
| [06:28.99] | nin neng dui ge xia lian |
| [06:31.18] | bu ke yi ma shi zen me zhao a |
| [06:35.00] | he |
| [06:36.65] | xiang sheng yan yuan bu jian dan |
| [06:39.23] | gei nin dui ge xia lian ne yuan yuan mian zi ni hao xia chang |
| [06:42.21] | a hao hao hao ting ting |
| [06:44.10] | ni zhe ge shang lian shi shen me ci ya |
| [06:47.33] | feng chui shui mian ceng ceng lang |
| [06:49.23] | a o feng chui shui mian feng chui wo gei ni dui yu da zhe shi dui dui zi de gui ju |
| [06:55.73] | feng chui dui yu da |
| [06:56.63] | |
| [06:57.07] | ting zhe a |
| [06:57.67] | |
| [06:59.42] | ni shang lian shi |
| [07:00.76] | feng chui shui mian ceng ceng lang |
| [07:03.20] | hao wo xia lian shi yu da sha tan wan dian keng ji zhe a luo kuan de shi hou xie wo de ming zi a gen ni yi ge ren shuo guo jun quan bao hei hei hei hei |
| [07:16.46] | he tai ke qi le ai ya yuan lai nin jiu shi zhe ge guo jun quan bao a |
| [07:26.90] | ai ran ran ai jiu shi wo ya |
| [07:30.64] | hei ai ya xiang sheng yan yuan bu jian dan |
| [07:35.46] | ai bu rong yi ya |
| [07:37.91] | xia lian dui de zhe me hao |
| [07:39.52] | ai |
| [07:40.04] | o shen me yu da sha tan wan dian keng |
| [07:45.39] | zhen mei xiang dao zai xian zai you chu le yi wei nin zhe me ge sheng ren |
| [07:53.78] | na gan shuo zhao bu chu di er lai le |
| [07:56.53] | sheng ren |
| [07:57.14] | heng |
| [07:59.15] | luan cao peng hao hui xian chu nin zhe me yi ke ling zhi |
| [08:05.18] | cha bu liao duo shao a |
| [08:08.98] | wan shi dui zhong hui you nin zhe me yi kuai wu xia de mei yu |
| [08:14.57] | na jiu de zhe me shuo le |
| [08:16.28] | ni zhe xia lian tai shen ao le bu ming bai zen me jiang qing nin gei wo jiang yi jiang |
| [08:22.19] | na rong yi a bu zen me shen ao a |
| [08:24.35] | a na nin jiang yi jiang |
| [08:25.96] | gao su nin wo zhe xia lian shi yu da sha dui wan dian keng |
| [08:29.53] | zen me jiang ne |
| [08:30.36] | zhe hao jiang a yu da sha dui ma xia yu xia yi wan dian luo zai sha tan shang za yi wan ge keng ma zhe hai bu rong yi |
| [08:38.37] | zhe jiu jiao |
| [08:39.32] | yu da sha tan wan dian keng a |
| [08:42.65] | jiu nin zhe zhong jie shi |
| [08:43.97] | shi nin man yi |
| [08:45.34] | bu neng man yi |
| [08:46.95] | zen me bu neng man yi ya yu da sha dui wan dian keng xia yu xia sha tan xia yi wan dian za yi wan keng |
| [08:55.06] | zhe bu man hao ma |
| [08:58.16] | xia yu de shi hou ni zai sha tan na shu zhe lai la |
| [09:02.98] | wo mei shu zhe |
| [09:04.42] | mei shu zhe ni zen me ta xia yi wan dian ne ta bu xu xia jiu qian jiu bai ling jiu dian ye bu xu xia yi wan ling yi dian you qi shi ma zhe yu du xia zai sha tan shang le |
| [09:17.33] | ma lu shang mei you fang shang mo luo zhe a |
| [09:21.17] | na ge bu suan jiu suan sha tan shang de |
| [09:25.13] | hei zhen neng qiang diao |
| [09:26.49] | |
| [09:26.81] | jiu suan sha tan shang jiu suan sha tan shang ye jiu xia yi wan dian zhun neng za yi wan ge keng ma zhe ge sha tan shang you ge shi tou zi er zhe yu dian dao shi tou zi er shang beng sui le |
| [09:40.03] | mei keng ni na zuan xian zuan keng qu |
| [09:46.05] | nin na jiao tai kang |
| [09:47.11] | wo tai shen me kang a |
| [09:48.77] | ta bu lun zen me shuo ta ye bi ni na mei xia lian hai qiang de duo ne zhen shi de |
| [09:54.10] | ni zen me zhi dao wo mei xia lian a |
| [09:58.20] | ni you xia lian ma ni bu shuo ni you ma |
| [10:01.83] | wo men yuan you xia lian wo zhe xia lian shi yu da fu ping dian dian qing |
| [10:10.53] | o you xia lian a |
| [10:12.39] | wo ya wo gang cai kan ni na yang ke qi ben yao jiang yi jiang ni kan ni na ge xia lian xia lian jin zhe yi mo fan wo bu yuan yi li ni zhi dao ma yu da fu ping dian dian qing |
| [10:25.69] | ai na me wo men zhe yu da sha tan wan dian keng de xia lian neng yong bu neng yong a |
| [10:31.52] | ni zhe ge |
| [10:32.40] | a |
| [10:33.59] | yu da sha tan ai yu da sha tan dang ran neng yong le |
| [10:37.67] | |
| [10:38.64] | ke shi ni de huan yi ge zi |
| [10:40.78] | shen me zi a |
| [10:42.07] | ni yao dui yu da sha tan dian dian keng zhe jiu dui le |
| [10:47.41] | |
| [10:47.95] | bi fang shuo wo shang lian yao shi zhe ge feng chui shui mian qian ceng lang ni ke yi gei wo dui yu da sha tan wan dian keng |
| [10:55.15] | |
| [10:55.56] | wo zhe feng chui shui mian ceng ceng lang yi ceng yi ceng de mei you shu mu wo zhe mei shu mu ni wei shi me gei wo ju chu shu mu lai |
| [11:03.92] | ai yo |
| [11:05.14] | shen me jiao wan dian keng ne |
| [11:06.73] | a cuo yi ge zi |
| [11:08.70] | a |
| [11:09.65] | na mei shen me guan xi ma |
| [11:11.49] | mei mei shen me guan xi |
| [11:13.63] | yi ge zi ya |
| [11:15.92] | yi ge zi guan xi zhong yao a yi zi cuo yi ge zi bu xing yi zi zhi qian jin zi mian shang yi ge zi you ren duan ni yi wan kuai qian |
| [11:24.65] | |
| [11:25.07] | ba zhe wan zi gai ge bai zi hai yi bai na xing ma |
| [11:27.81] | a na bu cheng na ge |
| [11:29.81] | na me zen me yi ge zi ta mei guan xi ne |
| [11:32.13] | ke shuo ne |
| [11:34.02] | shen me shen me ke shuo ne |
| [11:41.54] | zhang de zhe xiang mao jiu shi mian mu ke zeng yu yan wu wei |
| [11:48.16] | shi a |
| [11:49.79] | dui cuo le dui zi wo hai mei zhe me da huo |
| [11:52.47] | a |
| [11:53.48] | zui ke qi ni gang cai na ji ju hua xian hu wo yi tong you shen me tian bu yan zi gao le di bu yan zi hou le ni you duo hou a |
| [12:05.78] | mei you duo hou a |
| [12:08.65] | hai shen me zen me zhao shen me zhi zhi wei zhi zhi bu zhi wei bu zhi |
| [12:14.40] | a |
| [12:14.79] | ni zhi dao shen me a |
| [12:16.43] | o wo dou zhi shi hu tu le wo dou |
| [12:19.97] | you shen me zhe ge yan yuan du za huo pu shu zhe ju hua ke qi ni zhe du shi za huo pu a |
| [12:28.76] | a |
| [12:29.42] | da za huo pu xiao za huo pu a |
| [12:31.09] | xiao za huo pu ba |
| [12:32.83] | lai ban jin jiang you |
| [12:33.85] | mei yu bei |
| [12:35.11] | mei yu bei shen me za huo pu a |
| [12:37.69] | zhe qing li zhang mu jia ju chu dui le zhe hui |
| [12:42.64] | ni zhen you de shuo a zhun you zhe xue wen ma shen me jiao yu da sha tan wan dian keng wo jiu wen ni zhe ju |
| [12:53.25] | ni na |
| [12:53.83] | xiang hua bu xiang hua |
| [12:55.34] | bie wang xin li qu bie sheng qi |
| [12:57.09] | a zen me |
| [12:58.24] | ta gen ben wo jiu mei you na me da xue wen |
| [13:01.21] | mei xue wen ni wei shi me yao dui dui zi ne |
| [13:04.55] | wo zhe bu shi yi shi de hu tu ma nin xiang |
| [13:07.91] | hu tu |
| [13:08.52] | a |
| [13:10.20] | hu tu bu dui |
| [13:10.85] | a |
| [13:13.00] | yong ci bu dang shen me jiao hu tu a jiu shi hun |
| [13:17.10] | a hao hao hao nin shuo hun na wo men jiu shi hun nin na wo men dang ge hun ren nin hai sheng qi ma |
| [13:23.54] | ai |
| [13:24.83] | shui ye bu le yi zhe me jiang hua |
| [13:26.99] | a |
| [13:28.29] | zen me le nin a |
| [13:31.13] | |
| [13:32.46] | wo shuo wo shi ge hun ren nin hai sheng qi ma |
| [13:35.04] | ni |
| [13:35.83] | a |
| [13:37.75] | ni shi shen me ren |
| [13:39.33] | wo shuo a wo shi zhe me yi ge hun ren |
| [13:42.77] | ni ye pei |
| [13:43.98] | a wo lian hun ren wo dou bu pei le |
| [13:49.31] | zhe hao wa hun ren na shi yi wei gu ren a ni na bi de le a zhe bu shi hu lai ma zhe bu shi |
| [13:58.77] | zhe ge hun ren ma shi yi wei gu ren na tai hao le ni jiang jiang wo ting ting shi na yi wei gu ren ne |
| [14:07.44] | ni hai bu zhi dao ne |
| [14:08.54] | wo hai bu bu zhi dao ne |
| [14:10.53] | na wo shuo shuo ni ting ting |
| [14:11.71] | nin shuo |
| [14:13.48] | zai xiang dang chu xiang dang chu chu guo ba wang xing xiang ming ji zi yu mu sheng zhong tong zhang xia you ba qian zi di bing zhan wu bu sheng gong wu bu qu zhi jie yin hong men hui liu bang fu yan zhi shi |
| [14:22.79] | wo ya |
| [14:32.66] | xiang bo xiang zhuang ba jian wu ru hong men yan zai xi qian wu jian duo kui da jiang fan kuai bao zou liu bang cong ci du zhi xiao he yue xia fang han xin han xin deng tai bai shuai |
| [14:46.04] | ming xiu zhan dao an du chen cang zhi qu san guan jiu li shan shi mian mai fu kun zhu ba wang ba wang shi ji da bai zhan bai zhi ji qian you wu jiang lan lu hou you han xin zhui bing gan dao |
| [14:59.22] | tai tou jian jiang zhong lai le yi zhi da yu xiao zhou ba wang dian shou huan zhi yue yu jia jiang gu du guo jiang qu you bao yin xiang zeng yu jia yan dao ni de ren gao ma da qiang chen |
| [15:11.70] | wo de chuan zhi zhai xiao du ren nan du qiang ma du qiang ma nan yi du ren ba wang shuo na you he nan xian jiang gu jia qiang ma du guo jiang qu ran hou zai du gu jia bu chi |
| [15:23.40] | yu jia wen ting shun zhou kao an qiang zhi da zai chuan shang ma pi la shang zhou zhong yi gao zhi kai chuan li jiang an yue you shu zhang yu jia yan dao xiang yu ting zhen |
| [15:35.05] | wo deng fei shi yu ren wo nai shi han yuan shuai zhang xia da jiang feng jiang ling shi ji ce te lai dao ni qiang ma kan ni zuo da jiang zhe wu qiang wu ma wu zu |
| [15:45.14] | gu shen yi ren nan dao shuo ni hai yao luo zai han yuan shuai zhi shou ba wang wen ting dun zu chui xiong hui dang chu bu ting ya fu fan zeng zhi yan jin ri guo you ci bai |
| [15:55.90] | kan lai wo nai hun ren ye |
| [15:58.64] | o |
| [15:59.71] | ni bi de le ma |
| [16:01.09] | a bi bu liao |
| [16:02.23] | a |
| [16:04.07] | ji zhu le |
| [16:06.03] | hen tian wu ba hen di wu huan mu sheng zhong tong chu ba wang ta shi hun ren ni gan bi hun ren |
| [16:12.92] | na wo na bi de le qu ya |
| [16:15.75] | shen me jiao yu da sha tan wan dian keng |
| [16:17.54] | ni zen me hai mei wang na cha ne |
| [16:20.09] | zhe wei ai |
| [16:24.46] | zhe me da ge zi jiu dui zhe ge xia lian ma |
| [16:26.89] | xing le nin ya xiao xiao qi |
| [16:28.28] | a |
| [16:28.80] | nin shuo chu guo de xiang yu ba wang na wo na bi de le ya |
| [16:32.31] | hai shi ya |
| [16:32.90] | zai shuo ni qiao wo zhe me da ge ya |
| [16:35.00] | a |
| [16:35.52] | ni bie kan wo zhang zhe me da le |
| [16:36.58] | a |
| [16:37.05] | wo hai tao qi ne wo hai yi xiao hai zi jiu wan le ni ne jiu xiao xiao qi jiu |
| [16:42.93] | a |
| [16:44.07] | wo shuo wo hai hen wan pi ne wo shi yi xiao hai zi |
| [16:47.78] | a shen me shen me |
| [16:49.36] | o xiao hai zi |
| [16:50.46] | hu shuo |
| [16:51.57] | you zen me le |
| [16:53.52] | yue bi yue gao pan le a a xiao hai zi you zhe me da ge zi xiao hai zi ma |
| [16:59.70] | wo tan zhang ni beng guan wo ya zhe wei |
| [17:04.10] | a zhe bu shi hu shuo ma xiao hai zi ni ye pei |
| [17:09.02] | zen me wo lian xiao hai zi dou bi bu liao ma |
| [17:11.78] | dang ran bi bu liao a |
| [17:12.97] | zen me na |
| [17:15.10] | na shi hen duo wei gu ren na ni neng bi ma |
| [17:19.30] | ai yo zhe shi hen duo wei gu ren na |
| [17:21.36] | a |
| [17:21.98] | nin shuo shuo dou shi nei xie wei gu ren |
| [17:24.29] | bu zhi dao |
| [17:25.07] | bu zhi dao |
| [17:26.18] | wo shuo shuo ni ting ting |
| [17:27.03] | nin jiang yi jiang |
| [17:27.93] | zai xiang dang chu |
| [17:30.39] | o zhe ye shi guo qu de shi le |
| [17:33.39] | song chao wen yan bo you dao you fu qiu zhi zhi si ma wen gong dao you po weng jiu er zhi mou han kong rong si sui rang li dong de qian xun zhi li shi san lang wu sui chao tian |
| [17:46.97] | tang liu yan qi sui ju han lin yi ge zheng zi can peng bi han huang xiang jiu sui wen xi feng qin qin gan luo yi shi er sui shen wei zai xiang wu zhou yu yi shi san sui guan bai shui jun du du |
| [18:00.20] | tong shuai qian jun wan ma zhi zhang liu jun ba shi yi zhou zhi bing quan shi ku rou xian lian huan jie dong feng jie diao ling shao zhan chuan shi cao cao wang feng shu cuan xian xie ming sang jiang nan |
| [18:11.17] | sui you wo long feng chu zhi xiang bang na zhou yu ye suan xiao hai zi zhong zhi kui shou zhe ji wei xiao hai zi ni zui bi na yi wei |
| [18:19.18] | zhe nei ge wo ye bi bu liao a |
| [18:23.40] | ni gan bi zhou yu ma |
| [18:24.76] | a wo ya |
| [18:26.41] | zhou yu dui dui zi jiu yu da sha tan wan dian keng ma |
| [18:28.79] | ni zen me hai ti zhe cha a |
| [18:30.62] | a wan bu liao |
| [18:34.90] | xing le xing wo zhao zhe ma fan ye bu gan shen me |
| [18:37.42] | mei you xiang dang de da fu jin tian dui ni jiu bu ke |
| [18:40.94] | bie jie ni na ni chou ni ba wo xia hu de zhe ke lian de yang zi shuo wan jiu wan le wo na ni chou duo ke lian na nin na wo dang ge ku ren zhe hai bu xing ma |
| [18:53.03] | a |
| [18:55.96] | you zen me le |
| [18:57.74] | ni shi shen me |
| [18:58.62] | wo shuo wo shi ge ku ren |
| [19:01.08] | ni ye pei ku ren |
| [19:05.18] | zhe zen me yang a |
| [19:07.17] | na ye shi yi wei gu ren a |
| [19:09.25] | o zhe ge ku ren ma ye shi yi wei gu ren |
| [19:12.27] | a |
| [19:13.07] | na ke yi nin shuo shuo wo ting ting shi na yi wei gu ren na |
| [19:16.40] | zai xiang dang chu wo jiu pa zhe xiang dang chu na nin shuo ba shi shui ya |
| [19:22.96] | ta gen ben shi dang chu de shi qing ma |
| [19:24.84] | dui dui guo qu de shi le |
| [19:28.49] | jin song jiao bing sao nan wang fan bang si tai zi wan yan shi jin wu shu lv fa zhong yuan dai ling xiong bing shu shi wan zhan jiang qian yuan yu da song chao jing zhong yue yuan shuai hui bing yu zhu xian zhen |
| [19:43.31] | na wu shu lian da shu shi bai zhang shi chu wu nai cai jiang er shi zi wan yan wu ke long diao zai zhen qian li fen sheng fu shi zi zhi sheng de mian bai ru yu chi bai chun hong tou dai yi ding hu tou kui |
| [19:57.83] | shen chuan da yue ru yi lian huan jia nei chen da hong pao zu deng hu tou zhan xue zuo qi bai long ma shou shi hu shou shuang qiang yi dui zhen shi wei feng lin lin sha qi teng teng |
| [20:09.73] | you qing chen zhan dao ri luo zhi sha de jin yin tong tie ba da chui di lei yan cheng fang yue yun he yuan qing da bai er gui yuan shuai wen bao xin zhong da nu ming ri ben shuai qin zi hui ta |
| [20:22.92] | hua yan wei liao shan chu yi ge ci ren xing wang ming zuo zi wen cheng chao shang da gong kou cheng yuan shuai qie xi lei ting zhi nu xiu fa hu lang zhi wei |
| [20:35.25] | jin ri zhen qian xiao jiang fei shi wu shu qin sheng zhi zi nai shi wo guo ming jiang zhi hou xiang dang nian wu zhu da po lu an zhou zhi shi lu an zhou zong zhen xing lu ming deng zi zi jing |
| [20:48.27] | ren cheng xiao zhu ge yin wei gua bu di zhong shi luo le cheng chi lu lao ye quan jia jin jie er wang lu deng sui ba jian zi wen qi jue shi bu dao shou le wu shu san bai |
| [21:00.57] | xu xia ta san jian da shi fu yang gu er bu shang zi min yu ta fu qi bing zang shi shen zhe cai dao luo chen ai ru niang bao ding gu er jin le jun ying wu shu sui jiang gu er ren wei qin sheng zhi zi fu yang cheng ren |
| [21:15.35] | yi shi er sui qing lai bai shan wen chuan xi qiang fa xue yi si nian lian jiu shuang qiang yi dui gai shi wu shuang ren cheng shen qiang jiang ci jiang you wan fu bu dang zhi yong bu ke qiang zhan zhi ke zhi qu shou fu ci jiang |
| [21:31.02] | que ye bu nan san ji ke cheng yue shuai yue he ji zuo yue fan jian zha xiang ku rou yuan shuai yan dao kong pa hua hu bu cheng fan lei qi quan wang zuo wu yu wei wei er tui shu ri hou |
| [21:44.56] | yuan shuai bing wei sheng zhang wang zuo si da ju jiang gu chu fan jun gui yuan shuai jiang ta ze da si shi jun gun zhi da de pi kai rou zhan zhu chu zhang wai wang zuo wu nai hui dao zi ji ying zhong jiang lu an zhou zhi tu hua le yi zhang |
| [21:59.78] | cang zai zi ji fa ji zhi zhong you shou chi ling bao jian jiang zuo bi duan xia tou chu song ying lai dao jin ying jian le wu shu kou cheng lang zhu qian sui wo jia yuan shuai bu ren bu yi quan ta tou xiang bu jiang bu zhan jun fa bu yan |
| [22:14.16] | wu gu jiang wo ze da si shi jun gun shi ta qi hen bu chu you jiang wo zuo bi duan xia shi wo wu chu tou ben wen ting ren yan lang zhu qian sui ren yi guo tian te lai tou ben lang zhu qing yuan wei lang zhu zha cao wei ma |
| [22:27.64] | chong yi xiao zu wu shu yi jian can bu ren du sui chuan xia yi ling wo guo jin ren ting zhen wang zuo suo dao zhi chu bu zhun zu lan yu ta ta nai liu gen bu quan yi ku ren wang zuo zai jun ying zhu le shu ri yi ri ou yu er shi zi wan yan wu ke long |
| [22:43.79] | shi zi sui wen bing zu zhi wang zuo yue ta shi he ren bing zu yan dao ta nai song ying tou xiang zhi ren ming huan wang zuo wang zuo sui gei gong zi mei ri shuo shu bi gu yi ri yu ji zhe cai gua hua xian tu xie po lu an zhou ji guan ru niang jian tu da fang bei shang |
| [23:01.68] | mang jiang gong zi jiao zai mian qian zhi tu yue shuo ni ben bu shi wu shu qin sheng zhi zi ni fu si zai jin ren zhi shou ni hai bu ti fu bao chou deng dao he shi gong zi wen ting dun zu chui xiong sui da fan jin ying zhe yi zhen jiang wu shu sha de shi wa xie bing xiao |
| [23:17.08] | jie shi wang zuo zhi li hou ren you shi ge zan zhi yue dong ting wang zuo zi wen cheng duan bi shuo jiang lu wen long li hua yuan you yan zhu xian zhen wan gu liu chuan ku ren ming |
| [23:28.44] | hao |
| [23:34.37] | ni bi de le ma |
| [23:35.29] | bi bu liao a |
| [23:36.50] | shuo shu duan bi de wang zuo a shen me jiao yu da sha tan wan dian keng |
| [23:41.51] | ni zen me hai ti zhe cha a |
| [23:43.87] | wan bu liao mei wan |
| [23:46.00] | ni shuo wang zuo duan bi na ni na bi de le a |
| [23:48.56] | hai shi de |
| [23:49.37] | ke shi nin shuo le wo men ban tian wo men bu yan yu na jiu de le |
| [23:53.03] | a de le de le ni hai bu chi qu ma |
| [23:59.56] | yao |
| [24:00.26] | yao a yao fan hai lai shi liu |
| [24:02.84] | ai |
| [24:03.81] | ai a ai ni wang gao chu zhang a |
| [24:06.93] | he |
| [24:07.62] | he a dai tang chi ba |
| [24:10.11] | ni qiao |
| [24:10.82] | wo qiao shui nian na |
| [24:12.80] | nin ting ai |
| [24:13.88] | wo ting shui chang a |
| [24:14.96] | bie jie |
| [24:16.14] | bie jie ni guo de qu ma |
| [24:18.68] | he ku ne |
| [24:19.70] | he ku ni chi jing shui ya |
| [24:21.83] | wo cuo le |
| [24:22.59] | ni cuo wo jian zi tie pu mai qu |
| [24:24.91] | wo men bu hao |
| [24:25.91] | ni bu hao qing dai fu qiao a |
| [24:28.01] | ni rang wo xiao |
| [24:29.16] | ni duo da le |
| [24:29.87] | wo liu sui |
| [24:30.78] | o hai mei song tuo er suo ne |
| [00:00.76] | wǒ méi shì wǒ jiù hǎo zhè gè zuò shī āi yín gè shī ya dá gè duì ya xiě gè wén zhāng ya méi shì wǒ jiù ài zuò shī |
| [00:12.02] | hǎo xí wén mò xiāo qiǎn |
| [00:14.10] | nà bú shì tóu xiē rì zi |
| [00:16.11] | wǒ zì jǐ shàng nà gè běi hǎi gōng yuán qù wán qù le |
| [00:19.56] | a dào nà biān wán qù le |
| [00:20.83] | a jiù yán zhe nà gè wǔ lóng tīng de nà gè hú biān tài yè chí páng wǒ jiù kàn nà gè hú guāng shān sè hēi ā zhèn zhèn qiū fēng sòng shuǎng pō yǒu shī yì nǐ qiáo zài dāng shí de qíng kuàng zhī xià wǒ de shī xìng dà fā |
| [00:41.04] | ó nǐ zuò le yī shǒu shī |
| [00:42.75] | a zuò shī a |
| [00:43.92] | |
| [00:44.40] | lái bù jí le |
| [00:45.64] | shí jiān bù yǔn xǔ le |
| [00:47.20] | duì le |
| [00:47.73] | nín ne |
| [00:48.38] | nà me wǒ jiù yǐ zhè fēng shuǐ wèi tí cū cū cāo cāo zuò le yī fú qī yán de duì lián |
| [00:56.10] | nà jiù hěn bù róng yì nín shuō shuō zhè gè duì lián shì shén me cí jù |
| [01:00.97] | a |
| [01:01.48] | |
| [01:02.00] | a zěn me nín yào tīng tīng |
| [01:03.82] | āi wǒ men ya xī wàng gēn nín yán jiū yán jiū |
| [01:06.15] | a kě yǐ kě yǐ |
| [01:07.95] | nín shuō shuō zhè shì shén me cí |
| [01:09.58] | wǒ zhè gè duì zǐ shì yǐ fēng shuǐ wèi tí |
| [01:12.50] | ó fēng shuǐ wèi tí |
| [01:14.32] | āi |
| [01:15.33] | shàng lián shì shén me cí ya |
| [01:16.16] | shì fēng chuī shuǐ miàn céng céng làng |
| [01:23.38] | hǎo hā tài yǒu yì sī le a |
| [01:27.56] | jiàn xiào jiàn xiào |
| [01:29.00] | a nín kè qì kè qì |
| [01:30.16] | āi āi āi āi |
| [01:31.68] | xiàn chǒu xiàn chǒu |
| [01:32.95] | nǎ lǐ nǎ lǐ nǎ lǐ |
| [01:35.39] | cán kuì cán kuì |
| [01:36.88] | tài kè qì le |
| [01:38.29] | āi xiū zāi xiū zāi |
| [01:39.89] | nǐ hái yǒu wán méi wán le nǐ zhè rén hǎo wán xiào a jiǎn zhí shì nín bié kàn zì bù duō hěn yōu yǎ |
| [01:48.11] | |
| [01:48.63] | hěn yǒu yì sī |
| [01:49.44] | shén me huà ne |
| [01:50.23] | nǐ zhè xià lián shì shén me cí ya |
| [01:53.49] | a xià biān |
| [01:59.58] | |
| [02:00.74] | a nín shuō wèn zhè gè fēng zì xià biān fēng zì xià biān ma jiù shì zhè gè chuī ya kǒu zì páng yí gè qiàn zhài de qiàn zì ó chuī bù fèi chuī huī zhī lì chuī |
| [02:14.53] | shì zhè gè wǒ zhī dào |
| [02:15.72] | āi duì duì duì duì |
| [02:16.57] | wǒ shì wèn nín zhè gè xià lián |
| [02:17.79] | ó zài xià miàn shuǐ miàn jiù jiù shì dāng shuǐ pí zhè me gè jiǎng de yì sī bù néng shuō shuǐ pí le |
| [02:26.08] | shén me ya |
| [02:26.61] | bù néng shuō shuǐ pí le xiě dào zì miàn shàng ma shuǐ miàn |
| [02:28.56] | wǒ méi wèn nà gè wǒ shuō de shì xià lián xià biān de |
| [02:31.83] | jǐn xià miàn dí |
| [02:32.89] | |
| [02:33.71] | jǐn xià miàn nà gè shì céng céng làng jiù shì sān diǎn shuǐ yí gè yōu liáng de liáng zì zhè niàn làng shuǐ bō làng ér ma |
| [02:45.37] | zhè wèi xǔ bù zěn me yàng a nín jiā lǐ yǒu mén kuàng méi yǒu a |
| [02:52.16] | hēi zhè huà wèn de qí guài ya shuí jiā méi mén kuàng a |
| [02:56.81] | zhè jiù hǎo bàn le |
| [02:58.09] | a |
| [02:59.12] | jì rán nín jiā lǐ yǒu liǎng gè mén kuàng nín zhè biān tiē duì zǐ tiē shàng le |
| [03:03.56] | |
| [03:03.97] | fēng chuī shuǐ miàn céng céng làng |
| [03:05.83] | duì ya |
| [03:06.90] | nà me zhè biān zěn me bàn ya |
| [03:08.35] | a zhè zhè zhè biān ya |
| [03:12.68] | a |
| [03:14.73] | hēi nín zhè rén zěn me zhè me sǐ nǎo jīn ya |
| [03:18.97] | zěn me nà |
| [03:19.66] | zhè me méi xué wèn zhè gè duì zǐ shì sǐ de yào míng bái rén shǒu shì huó de ya nǐ bú huì zài xiě yí gè tiē dào nà biān qù ma |
| [03:32.62] | ō zài xiě yí gè fēng chuī shuǐ miàn céng céng làng tiē shàng a |
| [03:36.24] | a |
| [03:37.51] | nà zěn me niàn ya nà gè yǒu liǎ yí yàng zhè me tiē de ma |
| [03:42.80] | liǎ yí yàng bù xíng |
| [03:44.88] | zhēn shi de |
| [03:45.41] | āi nǐ yào yǒu zhè xué wèn tiē sā yí yàng de dōu xíng |
| [03:48.92] | a |
| [03:50.11] | sā dōu bù xíng a |
| [03:51.28] | nà méi fǎ niàn nà gè |
| [03:53.04] | bù guò niàn zhè gè shàng xià lián de duì zǐ yí yàng shī jù de zhè gè niàn fǎ bù tóng |
| [04:00.43] | zěn me gè bù tóng ne |
| [04:02.85] | niàn shàng lián nà yīng dāng yā yīn niàn xià lián yīng dāng tiāo yùn |
| [04:09.81] | |
| [04:11.07] | zhè gè jiù hé le |
| [04:11.93] | yīng dàng shì zěn me niàn |
| [04:13.07] | shàng lián shì fēng chuī shuǐ miàn céng céng làng xià lián shì fēng chuī shuǐ miàn céng céng làng |
| [04:21.72] | hēi méi yǒu héng pī |
| [04:24.39] | fēng chuī shuǐ miàn a |
| [04:26.05] | hēi méi zāo tà |
| [04:28.16] | nà yì diǎn zāo tà bù liǎo dǐ xià shèng sā zì dāng fú zì tiē |
| [04:32.52] | |
| [04:33.24] | yí yàng |
| [04:35.78] | méi yǒu chū mén jiàn xǐ ne tiē mén wài tou |
| [04:38.11] | āi |
| [04:39.28] | méi yǒu chūn tiáo ne bǎ tā xié guò lái |
| [04:40.62] | duì ya |
| [04:41.64] | xiàng huà ma zhè gè |
| [04:43.72] | ó |
| [04:44.26] | hái duì ne bù zěn me yàng nín hē |
| [04:48.27] | zěn me |
| [04:48.84] | shuō le bàn tiān wǒ jiù zhī dào shì zhè me huí shì |
| [04:51.59] | shén me shì ya |
| [04:52.42] | guāng yǒu yí gè duì zǐ shàng lián méi xià lián pǎo zhè hǔ wǒ men lái le nǐ dào shàng běi hǎi qù le |
| [04:58.34] | |
| [04:58.77] | dào nà tiān yóu wán qù le wán le nín kàn rén nà biān yǒu jǐ gè xué shēng zhèng zài nà biān zài nà miàn ne shuō duì zǐ ne fēng chuī shuǐ miàn céng céng làng nín tīng jiàn le |
| [05:08.94] | guāng tīng le yī shàng lián méi xià lián jiù pǎo zhè xià hu wǒ men lái le a qīng shì wǒ men ne nǐ zhè shì a qiáo bù qǐ wǒ men gào sù nǐ sān rén tóng háng bì yǒu wǒ shī ya néng rén bèi hòu yǒu néng rén |
| [05:30.63] | nǐ kàn tiān bù yán zì gāo a dì bù yán zì hòu rén bù yán zì néng shuǐ bù yán zì liú ya bù néng xiǎo qiáo wǒ men yǎn yuán wǒ men xiàng sheng yǎn yuán yě shì yǎn yuán de dù zá huò pù mǎi shén me yǒu shén me |
| [05:45.56] | āi yā |
| [05:46.86] | hē hē |
| [05:48.45] | zhī dào zài shuō bù zhī dào bié shuō ya a zhī zhī wèi zhī zhī bù zhī wèi bù zhī shì zhī yě bù huàn rén zhī bù jǐ zhī, huàn bù zhī rén yě qiú wèi kě zhī yě |
| [05:59.30] | nǐ tīng ā |
| [06:01.55] | dà tīng guǎng zhòng zhī xià bù jiā sī suǒ tuō kǒu ér chū dà jiā hōng táng yī xiào nǐ qǐ bù xiū zāi ya tài kě wù le guāng yí gè shàng lián méi xià lián pǎo zhè lái rāng rng lái le |
| [06:18.66] | yōu hē |
| [06:19.56] | gào sù nǐ yě bù bái shuō nǐ shuō le nǐ bàn tiān le gěi nǐ duì gè xià lián ràng nǐ cháng cháng xué wèn |
| [06:28.99] | nín néng duì gè xià lián |
| [06:31.18] | bù kě yǐ ma shì zěn me zhāo a |
| [06:35.00] | hē |
| [06:36.65] | xiàng sheng yǎn yuán bù jiǎn dān |
| [06:39.23] | gěi nín duì gè xià lián ne yuán yuán miàn zi nǐ hǎo xià chǎng |
| [06:42.21] | a hǎo hǎo hǎo tīng tīng |
| [06:44.10] | nǐ zhè gè shàng lián shì shén me cí ya |
| [06:47.33] | fēng chuī shuǐ miàn céng céng làng |
| [06:49.23] | a ó fēng chuī shuǐ miàn fēng chuī wǒ gěi nǐ duì yǔ dǎ zhè shì duì duì zǐ de guī jǔ |
| [06:55.73] | fēng chuī duì yǔ dǎ |
| [06:56.63] | |
| [06:57.07] | tīng zhe a |
| [06:57.67] | |
| [06:59.42] | nǐ shàng lián shì |
| [07:00.76] | fēng chuī shuǐ miàn céng céng làng |
| [07:03.20] | hǎo wǒ xià lián shì yǔ dǎ shā tān wàn diǎn kēng jì zhe a luò kuǎn de shí hòu xiě wǒ de míng zì a gēn nǐ yí ge rén shuō guō jūn quán bǎo hēi hēi hēi hēi |
| [07:16.46] | hē tài kě qì le āi yā yuán lái nín jiù shì zhè gè guō jūn quán bǎo a |
| [07:26.90] | āi rán rán āi jiù shì wǒ ya |
| [07:30.64] | hēi āi yā xiàng sheng yǎn yuán bù jiǎn dān |
| [07:35.46] | āi bù róng yì ya |
| [07:37.91] | xià lián duì de zhè me hǎo |
| [07:39.52] | āi |
| [07:40.04] | ó shén me yǔ dǎ shā tān wàn diǎn kēng |
| [07:45.39] | zhēn méi xiǎng dào zài xiàn zài yòu chū le yī wèi nín zhè me gè shèng rén |
| [07:53.78] | nà gǎn shuō zhǎo bù chū dì èr lái le |
| [07:56.53] | shèng rén |
| [07:57.14] | hēng |
| [07:59.15] | luàn cǎo péng hāo huì xiǎn chū nín zhè me yī kē líng zhī |
| [08:05.18] | chà bù liǎo duō shǎo a |
| [08:08.98] | wán shí duī zhōng huì yǒu nín zhè me yí kuài wú xiá de měi yù |
| [08:14.57] | nà jiù de zhè me shuō le |
| [08:16.28] | nǐ zhè xià lián tài shēn ào le bù míng bái zěn me jiǎng qǐng nín gěi wǒ jiǎng yī jiǎng |
| [08:22.19] | nà róng yì a bù zěn me shēn ào a |
| [08:24.35] | a nà nín jiǎng yī jiǎng |
| [08:25.96] | gào sù nín wǒ zhè xià lián shì yǔ dǎ shā duī wàn diǎn kēng |
| [08:29.53] | zěn me jiǎng ne |
| [08:30.36] | zhè hǎo jiǎng a yǔ dǎ shā duī ma xià yǔ xià yī wàn diǎn luò zài shā tān shàng zá yī wàn gè kēng ma zhè hái bù róng yì |
| [08:38.37] | zhè jiù jiào |
| [08:39.32] | yǔ dǎ shā tān wàn diǎn kēng a |
| [08:42.65] | jiù nín zhè zhǒng jiě shì |
| [08:43.97] | shǐ nín mǎn yì |
| [08:45.34] | bù néng mǎn yì |
| [08:46.95] | zěn me bù néng mǎn yì ya yǔ dǎ shā duī wàn diǎn kēng xià yǔ xià shā tān xià yī wàn diǎn zá yī wàn kēng |
| [08:55.06] | zhè bù mǎn hǎo ma |
| [08:58.16] | xià yǔ de shí hòu nǐ zài shā tān nà shù zhe lái la |
| [09:02.98] | wǒ méi shù zhe |
| [09:04.42] | méi shù zhe nǐ zěn me tā xià yī wàn diǎn ne tā bù xǔ xià jiǔ qiān jiǔ bǎi líng jiǔ diǎn yě bù xǔ xià yī wàn líng yì diǎn yóu qí shì ma zhè yǔ dū xià zài shā tān shàng le |
| [09:17.33] | mǎ lù shàng méi yǒu fáng shàng mò luò zhe a |
| [09:21.17] | nà gè bù suàn jiù suàn shā tān shàng de |
| [09:25.13] | hēi zhēn néng qiáng diào |
| [09:26.49] | |
| [09:26.81] | jiù suàn shā tān shàng jiù suàn shā tān shàng yě jiù xià yī wàn diǎn zhǔn néng zá yī wàn gè kēng ma zhè gè shā tān shàng yǒu gè shí tou zǐ er zhè yǔ diǎn dào shí tou zǐ er shàng bēng suì le |
| [09:40.03] | méi kēng nǐ ná zuān xiàn zuān kēng qù |
| [09:46.05] | nín nà jiào tái káng |
| [09:47.11] | wǒ tái shén me káng a |
| [09:48.77] | tā bù lùn zěn me shuō tā yě bǐ nǐ nà méi xià lián hái qiáng de duō ne zhēn shi de |
| [09:54.10] | nǐ zěn me zhī dào wǒ méi xià lián a |
| [09:58.20] | nǐ yǒu xià lián ma nǐ bù shuō nǐ yǒu ma |
| [10:01.83] | wǒ men yuán yǒu xià lián wǒ zhè xià lián shì yǔ dǎ fú píng diǎn diǎn qīng |
| [10:10.53] | ó yǒu xià lián a |
| [10:12.39] | wǒ ya wǒ gāng cái kàn nǐ nà yàng kě qì běn yào jiǎng yī jiǎng nǐ kàn nǐ nà gè xià lián xià lián jǐn zhe yī mò fán wǒ bù yuàn yì lǐ nǐ zhī dào ma yǔ dǎ fú píng diǎn diǎn qīng |
| [10:25.69] | āi nà me wǒ men zhè yǔ dǎ shā tān wàn diǎn kēng de xià lián néng yòng bù néng yòng a |
| [10:31.52] | nǐ zhè gè |
| [10:32.40] | a |
| [10:33.59] | yǔ dǎ shā tān āi yǔ dǎ shā tān dāng rán néng yòng le |
| [10:37.67] | |
| [10:38.64] | kě shì nǐ dé huàn yí gè zì |
| [10:40.78] | shén me zì a |
| [10:42.07] | nǐ yào duì yǔ dǎ shā tān diǎn diǎn kēng zhè jiù duì le |
| [10:47.41] | |
| [10:47.95] | bǐ fāng shuō wǒ shàng lián yào shì zhè gè fēng chuī shuǐ miàn qiān céng làng nǐ kě yǐ gěi wǒ duì yǔ dǎ shā tān wàn diǎn kēng |
| [10:55.15] | |
| [10:55.56] | wǒ zhè fēng chuī shuǐ miàn céng céng làng yī céng yī céng de méi yǒu shù mù wǒ zhè méi shù mù nǐ wèi shí me gěi wǒ jū chū shù mù lái |
| [11:03.92] | āi yō |
| [11:05.14] | shén me jiào wàn diǎn kēng ne |
| [11:06.73] | a cuò yí gè zì |
| [11:08.70] | a |
| [11:09.65] | nà méi shén me guān xì ma |
| [11:11.49] | méi méi shén me guān xì |
| [11:13.63] | yí gè zì ya |
| [11:15.92] | yí gè zì guān xì zhòng yào a yī zì cuò yí gè zì bù xíng yī zì zhí qiān jīn zì miàn shàng yī ge zì yǒu rén duǎn nǐ yī wàn kuài qián |
| [11:24.65] | |
| [11:25.07] | bǎ zhè wàn zì gǎi gè bǎi zì hái yī bǎi nà xíng ma |
| [11:27.81] | a nà bù chéng nà gè |
| [11:29.81] | nà me zěn me yí gè zì tā méi guān xì ne |
| [11:32.13] | kě shuō ne |
| [11:34.02] | shén me shén me kě shuō ne |
| [11:41.54] | zhǎng de zhè xiàng mào jiù shì miàn mù kě zēng yǔ yán wú wèi |
| [11:48.16] | shì a |
| [11:49.79] | duì cuò le duì zǐ wǒ hái méi zhè me dà huǒ |
| [11:52.47] | a |
| [11:53.48] | zuì kě qì nǐ gāng cái nà jǐ jù huà xiān hǔ wǒ yī tòng yòu shén me tiān bù yán zì gāo le dì bù yán zì hòu le nǐ yǒu duō hòu a |
| [12:05.78] | méi yǒu duō hòu a |
| [12:08.65] | hái shén me zěn me zhāo shén me zhī zhī wèi zhī zhī bù zhī wèi bù zhī |
| [12:14.40] | a |
| [12:14.79] | nǐ zhī dào shén me a |
| [12:16.43] | ó wǒ dōu zhī shí hú tú le wǒ dōu |
| [12:19.97] | yòu shén me zhè gè yǎn yuán dù zá huò pù shù zhè jù huà kě qì nǐ zhè dù shì zá huò pù a |
| [12:28.76] | a |
| [12:29.42] | dà zá huò pù xiǎo zá huò pù a |
| [12:31.09] | xiǎo zá huò pù ba |
| [12:32.83] | lái bàn jīn jiàng yóu |
| [12:33.85] | méi yù bèi |
| [12:35.11] | méi yù bèi shén me zá huò pù a |
| [12:37.69] | zhè qīng lǐ zhàng mù jiā jù chū duì le zhè huì |
| [12:42.64] | nǐ zhēn yǒu de shuō a zhǔn yǒu zhè xué wèn ma shén me jiào yǔ dǎ shā tān wàn diǎn kēng wǒ jiù wèn nǐ zhè jù |
| [12:53.25] | nǐ nà |
| [12:53.83] | xiàng huà bù xiàng huà |
| [12:55.34] | bié wǎng xīn li qù bié shēng qì |
| [12:57.09] | a zěn me |
| [12:58.24] | tā gēn běn wǒ jiù méi yǒu nà me dà xué wèn |
| [13:01.21] | méi xué wèn nǐ wèi shí me yào duì duì zǐ ne |
| [13:04.55] | wǒ zhè bú shì yī shí de hú tú ma nín xiǎng |
| [13:07.91] | hú tú |
| [13:08.52] | a |
| [13:10.20] | hú tú bú duì |
| [13:10.85] | a |
| [13:13.00] | yòng cí bù dàng shén me jiào hú tú a jiù shì hún |
| [13:17.10] | a hǎo hǎo hǎo nín shuō hún nà wǒ men jiù shì hún nín ná wǒ men dāng gè hún rén nín hái shēng qì ma |
| [13:23.54] | āi |
| [13:24.83] | shuí yě bù lè yì zhè me jiǎng huà |
| [13:26.99] | a |
| [13:28.29] | zěn me le nín a |
| [13:31.13] | |
| [13:32.46] | wǒ shuō wǒ shì gè hún rén nín hái shēng qì ma |
| [13:35.04] | nǐ |
| [13:35.83] | a |
| [13:37.75] | nǐ shì shén me rén |
| [13:39.33] | wǒ shuō a wǒ shì zhè me yí gè hún rén |
| [13:42.77] | nǐ yě pèi |
| [13:43.98] | a wǒ lián hún rén wǒ dōu bù pèi le |
| [13:49.31] | zhè hǎo wā hún rén nà shi yī wèi gǔ rén a nǐ nǎ bǐ de le a zhè bú shì hú lái ma zhè bú shì |
| [13:58.77] | zhè gè hún rén ma shì yī wèi gǔ rén nà tài hǎo le nǐ jiǎng jiǎng wǒ tīng tīng shì nǎ yī wèi gǔ rén ne |
| [14:07.44] | nǐ hái bù zhī dào ne |
| [14:08.54] | wǒ hái bù bù zhī dào ne |
| [14:10.53] | nà wǒ shuō shuō nǐ tīng tīng |
| [14:11.71] | nín shuō |
| [14:13.48] | zài xiǎng dāng chū xiǎng dāng chū chǔ guó bà wáng xìng xiàng míng jí zì yǔ mù shēng zhòng tóng zhàng xià yǒu bā qiān zǐ dì bīng zhàn wú bù shèng gōng wú bù qǔ zhǐ jiē yīn hóng mén huì liú bāng fù yàn zhī shí |
| [14:22.79] | wǒ ya |
| [14:32.66] | xiàng bó xiàng zhuāng bá jiàn wǔ rù hóng mén yàn zài xí qián wǔ jiàn duō kuī dà jiàng fán kuài bǎo zǒu liú bāng cóng cǐ dù zhì xiāo hé yuè xià fǎng hán xìn hán xìn dēng tái bài shuài |
| [14:46.04] | míng xiū zhàn dào àn dù chén cāng zhì qǔ sān guān jiǔ lǐ shān shí miàn mái fú kùn zhù bà wáng bà wáng shī jī dà bài zhàn bài zhī jì qián yǒu wū jiāng lán lù hòu yǒu hán xìn zhuī bīng gǎn dào |
| [14:59.22] | tái tóu jiàn jiāng zhōng lái le yì zhī dǎ yú xiǎo zhōu bà wáng diǎn shǒu huàn zhī yuē yú jiā jiāng gū dù guò jiāng qù yǒu báo yín xiāng zèng yú jiā yán dào nǐ de rén gāo mǎ dà qiāng chén |
| [15:11.70] | wǒ de chuán zhī zhǎi xiǎo dù rén nán dù qiāng mǎ dù qiāng mǎ nán yǐ dù rén bà wáng shuō nà yǒu hé nán xiān jiāng gū jiā qiāng mǎ dù guò jiāng qù rán hòu zài dù gū jiā bù chí |
| [15:23.40] | yú jiā wén tīng shùn zhōu kào àn qiāng zhī dā zài chuán shàng mǎ pǐ lā shàng zhōu zhōng yī gāo zhī kāi chuán lí jiāng àn yuē yǒu shù zhàng yú jiā yán dào xiàng yǔ tīng zhēn |
| [15:35.05] | wǒ děng fēi shì yú rén wǒ nǎi shì hán yuán shuài zhàng xià dà jiàng fèng jiàng lìng shǐ jì cè tè lái dào nǐ qiāng mǎ kàn nǐ zuò dà jiàng zhě wú qiāng wú mǎ wú zú |
| [15:45.14] | gū shēn yī rén nán dào shuō nǐ hái yào luò zài hán yuán shuài zhī shǒu bà wáng wén tīng dùn zú chuí xiōng huǐ dāng chū bù tīng yà fù fàn zēng zhī yán jīn rì guǒ yǒu cǐ bài |
| [15:55.90] | kàn lái wǒ nǎi hún rén yě |
| [15:58.64] | ó |
| [15:59.71] | nǐ bǐ de le ma |
| [16:01.09] | a bǐ bù liǎo |
| [16:02.23] | a |
| [16:04.07] | jì zhù le |
| [16:06.03] | hèn tiān wú bǎ hèn dì wú huán mù shēng zhòng tóng chǔ bà wáng tā shì hún rén nǐ gǎn bǐ hún rén |
| [16:12.92] | nà wǒ nǎ bǐ de le qù ya |
| [16:15.75] | shén me jiào yǔ dǎ shā tān wàn diǎn kēng |
| [16:17.54] | nǐ zěn me hái méi wàng nǎ chá ne |
| [16:20.09] | zhè wèi āi |
| [16:24.46] | zhè me dà gè zi jiù duì zhè gè xià lián ma |
| [16:26.89] | xíng le nín ya xiāo xiāo qì |
| [16:28.28] | a |
| [16:28.80] | nín shuō chǔ guó de xiàng yǔ bà wáng nà wǒ nǎ bǐ de le ya |
| [16:32.31] | hái shì ya |
| [16:32.90] | zài shuō nǐ qiáo wǒ zhè me dà gè ya |
| [16:35.00] | a |
| [16:35.52] | nǐ bié kàn wǒ zhǎng zhè me dà le |
| [16:36.58] | a |
| [16:37.05] | wǒ hái táo qì ne wǒ hái yī xiǎo hái zi jiù wán le nǐ ne jiù xiāo xiāo qì jiù |
| [16:42.93] | a |
| [16:44.07] | wǒ shuō wǒ hái hěn wán pí ne wǒ shì yī xiǎo hái zi |
| [16:47.78] | a shén me shén me |
| [16:49.36] | ó xiǎo hái zi |
| [16:50.46] | hú shuō |
| [16:51.57] | yòu zěn me le |
| [16:53.52] | yuè bǐ yuè gāo pān le a a xiǎo hái zi yǒu zhè me dà gè zi xiǎo hái zi ma |
| [16:59.70] | wǒ tān zhǎng nǐ béng guǎn wǒ ya zhè wèi |
| [17:04.10] | a zhè bú shì hú shuō ma xiǎo hái zi nǐ yě pèi |
| [17:09.02] | zěn me wǒ lián xiǎo hái zǐ dōu bǐ bù liǎo ma |
| [17:11.78] | dāng rán bǐ bù liǎo a |
| [17:12.97] | zěn me nà |
| [17:15.10] | nà shi hěn duō wèi gǔ rén nà nǐ néng bǐ ma |
| [17:19.30] | āi yō zhè shì hěn duō wèi gǔ rén nà |
| [17:21.36] | a |
| [17:21.98] | nín shuō shuō dōu shì něi xiē wèi gǔ rén |
| [17:24.29] | bù zhī dào |
| [17:25.07] | bù zhī dào |
| [17:26.18] | wǒ shuō shuō nǐ tīng tīng |
| [17:27.03] | nín jiǎng yī jiǎng |
| [17:27.93] | zài xiǎng dāng chū |
| [17:30.39] | ó zhè yě shì guò qù de shì le |
| [17:33.39] | sòng cháo wén yàn bó yòu dào yǒu fú qiú zhī zhì sī mǎ wēn gōng dào yǒu pò wèng jiù ér zhī móu hàn kǒng róng sì suì ràng lí dǒng de qiān xùn zhī lǐ shí sān láng wǔ suì cháo tiān |
| [17:46.97] | táng liú yàn qī suì jǔ hàn lín yí gè zhèng zì cān péng bǐ hàn huáng xiāng jiǔ suì wēn xí fèng qīn qín gān luó yī shí èr suì shēn wéi zǎi xiàng wú zhōu yú yī shí sān suì guān bài shuǐ jūn dū du |
| [18:00.20] | tǒng shuài qiān jūn wàn mǎ zhǐ zhǎng liù jùn bā shí yī zhōu zhī bīng quán shǐ kǔ ròu xiàn lián huán jiè dōng fēng jiè diāo líng shāo zhàn chuán shǐ cáo cāo wàng fēng shǔ cuàn xiǎn xiē mìng sàng jiāng nán |
| [18:11.17] | suī yǒu wò lóng fèng chú zhī xiāng bāng nà zhōu yú yě suàn xiǎo hái zi zhōng zhī kuí shǒu zhè jǐ wèi xiǎo hái zi nǐ zuì bǐ nǎ yī wèi |
| [18:19.18] | zhè něi gè wǒ yě bǐ bù liǎo a |
| [18:23.40] | nǐ gǎn bǐ zhōu yú ma |
| [18:24.76] | ā wǒ ya |
| [18:26.41] | zhōu yú duì duì zǐ jiù yǔ dǎ shā tān wàn diǎn kēng ma |
| [18:28.79] | nǐ zěn me hái tí zhè chá a |
| [18:30.62] | a wán bù liǎo |
| [18:34.90] | xíng le xíng wǒ zhǎo zhè má fán yě bù gàn shén me |
| [18:37.42] | méi yǒu xiāng dāng de dá fù jīn tiān duì nǐ jiù bù kè |
| [18:40.94] | bié jiè nǐ nà nǐ chǒu nǐ bǎ wǒ xià hu de zhè kě lián de yàng zi shuō wán jiù wán le wǒ nà nǐ chǒu duō kě lián nà nín ná wǒ dāng gè kǔ rén zhè hái bù xíng ma |
| [18:53.03] | a |
| [18:55.96] | yòu zěn me le |
| [18:57.74] | nǐ shì shén me |
| [18:58.62] | wǒ shuō wǒ shì gè kǔ rén |
| [19:01.08] | nǐ yě pèi kǔ rén |
| [19:05.18] | zhè zěn me yàng a |
| [19:07.17] | nà yě shì yī wèi gǔ rén a |
| [19:09.25] | ó zhè gè kǔ rén ma yě shì yī wèi gǔ rén |
| [19:12.27] | a |
| [19:13.07] | nà kě yǐ nín shuō shuō wǒ tīng tīng shì nǎ yī wèi gǔ rén nà |
| [19:16.40] | zài xiǎng dāng chū wǒ jiù pà zhè xiǎng dāng chū nà nín shuō ba shì shuí ya |
| [19:22.96] | tā gēn běn shì dāng chū de shì qíng ma |
| [19:24.84] | duì duì guò qù de shì le |
| [19:28.49] | jīn sòng jiāo bīng sǎo nán wáng fān bāng sì tài zǐ wán yán shì jīn wù shù lǚ fā zhōng yuán dài lǐng xióng bīng shù shí wàn zhàn jiàng qiān yuán yǔ dà sòng cháo jīng zhōng yuè yuán shuài huì bīng yú zhū xiān zhèn |
| [19:43.31] | nà wù shù lián dǎ shù shí bài zhàng shì chū wú nài cái jiāng èr shì zǐ wán yán wū kè lóng diào zài zhèn qián lì fēn shèng fù shì zǐ zhǐ shēng de miàn bái rú yù chǐ bái chún hóng tóu dài yī dǐng hǔ tóu kuī |
| [19:57.83] | shēn chuān dà yuè rú yì lián huán jiǎ nèi chèn dà hóng páo zú dēng hǔ tóu zhàn xuē zuò qí bái lóng mǎ shǒu shǐ hù shǒu shuāng qiāng yī duì zhēn shì wēi fēng lǐn lǐn shà qì téng téng |
| [20:09.73] | yóu qīng chén zhàn dào rì luò zhí shā dé jīn yín tóng tiě bā dà chuí dí léi yán chéng fāng yuè yún hé yuán qìng dà bài ér guī yuán shuài wén bào xīn zhōng dà nù míng rì běn shuài qīn zì huì tā |
| [20:22.92] | huà yán wèi liǎo shǎn chū yí gè cǐ rén xìng wáng míng zuǒ zì wén chéng cháo shàng dā gōng kǒu chēng yuán shuài qiě xī léi tíng zhī nù xiū fā hǔ láng zhī wēi |
| [20:35.25] | jīn rì zhèn qián xiǎo jiàng fēi shì wù shù qīn shēng zhī zǐ nǎi shì wǒ guó míng jiāng zhī hòu xiǎng dāng nián wú zhū dà pò lù ān zhōu zhī shí lù ān zhōu zǒng zhèn xìng lù míng dēng zì zi jìng |
| [20:48.27] | rén chēng xiǎo zhū gě yīn wèi guǎ bù dí zhòng shī luò le chéng chí lù lǎo yé quán jiā jǐn jié ér wáng lù dēng suì bá jiàn zì wěn qì jué shī bù dǎo shòu le wù shù sān bài |
| [21:00.57] | xǔ xià tā sān jiàn dà shì fǔ yǎng gū ér bù shāng zǐ mín yǔ tā fū qī bìng zàng shī shēn zhè cái dào luò chén āi rǔ niáng bào dìng gū ér jìn le jūn yíng wù shù suì jiāng gū ér rèn wéi qīn shēng zhī zǐ fǔ yǎng chéng rén |
| [21:15.35] | yī shí èr suì qǐng lái bái shàn wén chuán xí qiāng fǎ xué yì sì nián liàn jiù shuāng qiāng yī duì gài shì wú shuāng rén chēng shén qiāng jiāng cǐ jiāng yǒu wàn fū bù dǎng zhī yǒng bù kě qiáng zhàn zhǐ kě zhì qǔ shōu fú cǐ jiāng |
| [21:31.02] | què yě bù nán sān jì kě chéng yuè shuài yuē hé jì zuǒ yuē fǎn jiān zhà xiáng kǔ ròu yuán shuài yán dào kǒng pà huà hǔ bù chéng fǎn lèi qí quǎn wáng zuǒ wú yǔ wēi wēi ér tuì shù rì hòu |
| [21:44.56] | yuán shuài bìng wèi shēng zhàng wáng zuǒ sī dǎ jù jiāng gǔ chù fàn jūn guī yuán shuài jiāng tā zé dǎ sì shí jūn gùn zhí dǎ dé pí kāi ròu zhàn zhú chū zhàng wài wáng zuǒ wú nài huí dào zì jǐ yíng zhōng jiàng lù ān zhōu zhī tú huà le yī zhāng |
| [21:59.78] | cáng zài zì jǐ fà jì zhī zhōng yòu shǒu chí lìng bǎo jiàn jiāng zuǒ bì duàn xià tōu chū sòng yíng lái dào jīn yíng jiàn le wù shù kǒu chēng láng zhǔ qiān suì wǒ jiā yuán shuài bù rén bú yì quàn tā tóu xiáng bù jiàng bù zhàn jūn fǎ bù yán |
| [22:14.16] | wú gù jiāng wǒ zé dǎ sì shí jūn gùn shì tā qì hèn bù chū yòu jiāng wǒ zuǒ bì duàn xià shì wǒ wú chǔ tóu bèn wén tīng rén yán láng zhǔ qiān suì rén yì guò tiān tè lái tóu bèn láng zhǔ qíng yuàn wèi láng zhǔ zhá cǎo wèi mǎ |
| [22:27.64] | chōng yī xiǎo zú wù shù yī jiàn cǎn bù rěn dǔ suì chuán xià yī lìng wǒ guó jīn rén tīng zhēn wáng zuǒ suǒ dào zhī chù bù zhǔn zǔ lán yú tā tā nǎi liù gēn bù quán yī kǔ rén wáng zuǒ zài jūn yíng zhù le shù rì yī rì ǒu yù èr shì zǐ wán yán wū kè lóng |
| [22:43.79] | shì zǐ suì wèn bīng zú zhǐ wáng zuǒ yuē tā shì hé rén bīng zú yán dào tā nǎi sòng yíng tóu xiáng zhī rén míng huàn wáng zuǒ wáng zuǒ suì gěi gōng zǐ měi rì shuō shū bǐ gǔ yī rì yù jī zhè cái guà huà xiàn tú xiè pò lù ān zhōu jī guān rǔ niáng jiàn tú dà fàng bēi shāng |
| [23:01.68] | máng jiāng gōng zǐ jiào zài miàn qián zhǐ tú yuē shuō nǐ běn bú shì wù shù qīn shēng zhī zǐ nǐ fù sǐ zài jīn rén zhī shǒu nǐ hái bù tì fù bào chóu děng dào hé shí gōng zǐ wén tīng dùn zú chuí xiōng suì dà fǎn jīn yíng zhè yī zhèn jiāng wù shù shā de shì wǎ xiè bīng xiāo |
| [23:17.08] | jiē shì wáng zuǒ zhī lì hòu rén yǒu shī gē zàn zhī yuē dòng tíng wáng zuǒ zì wén chéng duàn bì shuō jiàng lù wén lóng lí huā yuán yǒu yǎn zhū xiān zhèn wàn gǔ liú chuán kǔ rén míng |
| [23:28.44] | hǎo |
| [23:34.37] | nǐ bǐ de le ma |
| [23:35.29] | bǐ bù liǎo a |
| [23:36.50] | shuō shū duàn bì de wáng zuǒ a shén me jiào yǔ dǎ shā tān wàn diǎn kēng |
| [23:41.51] | nǐ zěn me hái tí zhè chá a |
| [23:43.87] | wán bù liǎo méi wán |
| [23:46.00] | nǐ shuō wáng zuǒ duàn bì nà nǐ nǎ bǐ de le a |
| [23:48.56] | hái shì de |
| [23:49.37] | kě shì nín shuō le wǒ men bàn tiān wǒ men bù yán yǔ nà jiù dé le |
| [23:53.03] | a dé le dé le nǐ hái bù chī qù ma |
| [23:59.56] | yāo |
| [24:00.26] | yāo a yāo fǎn hái lái shì liù |
| [24:02.84] | ǎi |
| [24:03.81] | ǎi a ǎi nǐ wǎng gāo chù zhǎng a |
| [24:06.93] | hē |
| [24:07.62] | hē a dài tāng chī ba |
| [24:10.11] | nǐ qiáo |
| [24:10.82] | wǒ qiáo shuí niàn nà |
| [24:12.80] | nín tīng āi |
| [24:13.88] | wǒ tīng shuí chàng a |
| [24:14.96] | bié jiè |
| [24:16.14] | bié jiè nǐ guò de qù ma |
| [24:18.68] | hé kǔ ne |
| [24:19.70] | hé kǔ nǐ chī jǐng shuǐ ya |
| [24:21.83] | wǒ cuò le |
| [24:22.59] | nǐ cuò wǒ jiǎn zi tiě pù mǎi qù |
| [24:24.91] | wǒ men bù hǎo |
| [24:25.91] | nǐ bù hǎo qǐng dài fū qiáo a |
| [24:28.01] | nǐ ràng wǒ xiǎo |
| [24:29.16] | nǐ duō dà le |
| [24:29.87] | wǒ liù suì |
| [24:30.78] | ó hái méi sòng tuō ér suǒ ne |
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