| B这回啊，我说这么一段相声。 | |
| A 哦，您是表演相声 | |
| B诶，对了对了 | |
| A 哦，您念过书吗？ | |
| B：我啊才念过四年学 | |
| A：上了四年学？ | |
| B可不是吗 | |
| A．哦那您比我还强呢 | |
| B． 哦，您念了多少日子书哇 | |
| Ａ 嗨，我才上了二年学 | |
| B这个二年要是勤学啊，也够用的 | |
| A勤学是够用啊，可是上了二年学没有都完全得到读书的机会 | |
| Ｂ怎么样呢？ | |
| Ａ闹了些日子病 | |
| Ｂ病了多少日子？ | |
| Ａ病了一年零是一个月 | |
| Ｂ才念了一个月的书啊 | |
| Ａ还逃了２９天的学 | |
| Ｂ好嘛，就念了一天的学啊 | |
| Ａ赶上那天又是端午 | |
| B啊…一天没念啊~那你说他干嘛啊还 | |
| A您当我真一天没念呢？ | |
| B 啊 | |
| A反正念过几年书 | |
| B那你就能认识不少字 | |
| A您那上了四年学 | |
| B可不是嘛 | |
| A也够用的了 | |
| B哈，您客气，反正啊眼面前儿的字啊我全认识，书报杂志啊拿过来我也能瞧瞧 | |
| A那就得了 | |
| B诶 | |
| A诶，您都喜欢看什么书啊？ | |
| B哦，我喜欢看的那都是古典文学 | |
| A哦？是红楼啊？水浒啊？ | |
| B恩，三侠剑 | |
| A三侠剑？那叫古典文学啊？ | |
| Ｂ不是吗？ | |
| Ａ您别起哄了 | |
| Ｂ恩 | |
| Ａ三侠剑那是荒诞书，不怎么样，您…最喜欢看的应该是三国，水浒，红楼，这叫古典文学 | |
| B是啊，三国我也常看啊 | |
| A三国？ | |
| B恩，经常看三国，哎 | |
| A哎呀，还真看不透 | |
| B不要生气啊 | |
| A常看三国 | |
| B对了 | |
| A那好咱们谈一谈 | |
| B恩，可以研究研究嘛 | |
| A我也喜欢看三国 | |
| Ｂ哦，你也喜欢三国 | |
| Ａ你既然常看三国 | |
| Ｂ恩 | |
| Ａ你说三国这一部书里头属谁的能耐最大 | |
| Ｂ哦 | |
| Ａ属谁有能耐 | |
| Ｂ这个问题吗很简单 | |
| Ａ简单？ | |
| Ｂ诶 | |
| Ａ你说说 | |
| B你要问这个三国里边属水的能耐最大呀 | |
| A啊 | |
| B这不三国里边能耐最大的，嘶，那就得说是司马懿了 | |
| Ａ司马懿？ | |
| B恩，司马懿有能耐 | |
| A司马懿有什么能耐 | |
| B您瞧，三国嘛 | |
| A是啊，三国啊 | |
| B三国完喽，三分归一统归谁了？ | |
| A三分归一统归晋了 | |
| Ｂ晋是谁啊？ | |
| Ａ司马家啊 | |
| Ｂ司马家，司马家后辈做了皇上了 | |
| Ａ啊 啊 | |
| B这不是司马懿有能耐吗 嘿嘿嘿 | |
| A哦，你说 | |
| B 诶 | |
| A司马懿的后辈做了皇上了那么就属司马懿有能耐 | |
| Ｂ对喽 | |
| A那也不对 | |
| B怎么？ | |
| A司马懿要有能耐的话，他为什么中了诸葛亮的空城计了呢？他知道是空城了，然后又要往回打，可是半道碰着赵云了，让赵云就给吓跑了，有能耐为什么让赵云吓跑喽啊？ | |
| Ｂ对。 | |
| Ａ恩？ | |
| B让赵云给吓跑了 | |
| A啊 | |
| B：这一说那是赵云有能耐啊。 | |
| A：赵云有能耐？ | |
| Ｂ啊 | |
| Ａ：赵云有能耐，那长坂坡让干嘛叫张飞给他断后呀？ | |
| B：恩 | |
| A：长坂坡要没有张飞那赵云不就完了吗 | |
| B是啊，张飞断后，张飞喝断了当阳桥 | |
| A啊 | |
| B恩，那是张飞有能耐，张飞有能耐 | |
| A：张飞有能耐？ | |
| Ｂ啊 | |
| Ａ张飞有能耐虎牢关三战吕布，干嘛哥儿仨打人一个呀？ | |
| Ｂ对吗，哥三儿都没打过人家 | |
| Ａ还是的 | |
| Ｂ三战吕布，那就是吕布有能耐啊 | |
| A：吕布有能耐，白门楼他怎么死在曹操手里头喽？ | |
| B：恩，曹操有能耐。 | |
| A：曹操有能耐？火烧战船怎么让诸葛亮烧的望影而逃啊？ | |
| B：啊，是啊 | |
| Ａ恩？ | |
| Ｂ啊 | |
| Ａ说呀！谁有能耐啊？ | |
| Ｂ那就是你有能耐了 | |
| A：我有什么能耐啊？ | |
| B：你把我问住啦！刨根问底儿啊这 | |
| Ａ我把你问住像话吗？ | |
| B哼 | |
| A你说不上来了 | |
| Ｂ我说不上来啊？你也说不上来！ | |
| Ａ啊？我要不知道我敢跟你说吗？ | |
| B好好好 | |
| A当然我知道 | |
| Ｂ那你说你说，你说三国里谁有能耐，听你的 | |
| A你这你这什么态度啊？ | |
| B本来你不是知道嘛 | |
| Ａ干嘛呢你这是？好好你说你说，怎么个意思？抬杠长学问？这样我能告诉你嘛》 | |
| Ｂ你不是知道吗 | |
| Ａ我知道我就这样告诉你，你你你你知道你说你说，你要问路就这么问？前，前门往哪门走？你认识，你说你说，人说往北走，越走越远到后门了。 | |
| B走远了还 | |
| A不是你这人说话一点规矩都没有 | |
| B啊，同志，您说这三国里头谁最有能耐啊？ | |
| A哎，这样人家好告诉你 | |
| Ｂ是是是 | |
| Ａ你记着 | |
| Ｂ诶诶 | |
| Ａ往后呢说的讲的谈的论的 | |
| Ｂ恩 | |
| Ａ人一问种法辉看过三国，看过，三国谁有能耐，你这么一说，人这么一听，呵，罢了，种法辉看这部三国看的真细致，好，总得落这么一个 | |
| Ｂ哦，为了研究这个 | |
| Ａ诶 | |
| Ｂ是是是 | |
| Ａ这是学问，诶，知道吗？ | |
| B您说三国谁有能耐啊》 | |
| A记着 | |
| B诶，您说谁有能耐吧 | |
| A济公长老 | |
| B这，啊？ | |
| A济公长老，济颠僧，呵，能耐可大了，用手一指，诶吃了黑，他能把华云龙定住 | |
| B行了，您就别说了，这是三国嘛？ | |
| A啊 | |
| B这是济公传，宋朝的事情 | |
| A啊对，我提的是宋朝三国 | |
| Ｂ没听说过，有宋朝的三国嘛这，这家伙 | |
| Ａ这是跟您说笑话呢 | |
| Ｂ诶，不要笑游 | |
| Ａ说真的你也不知道 | |
| B说真的我怎么不知道啊？ | |
| A你研究研究 | |
| B啊 | |
| A这个三国这部书，它为什么起名叫三国？ | |
| B啊 | |
| A怎个意思？ | |
| B这个问题吗，您问的很对 | |
| A很对？ | |
| B值得研究 | |
| A你讲啊 | |
| B为什么它叫三国啊 | |
| A为什么叫三国啊 | |
| B就是因为啊魏蜀吴，这是三个，哎魏蜀吴，这是三个，三个国 | |
| A魏蜀吴？ | |
| B啊，魏蜀吴争汉鼎嘛 | |
| A由打这起名叫三国 | |
| B啊 | |
| A那不对吧 | |
| B怎么还不对啊 | |
| A魏蜀吴叫三国，那十八路讨董卓，它为什么不叫十八国呢 | |
| B那不成啊 | |
| A怎…怎么不成啊 | |
| Ｂ那 那阵那不还没成势呢吗 | |
| A哦，诸侯没成势呢 | |
| B啊 | |
| A成势的算，降孙皓三分归一统了，它凭什么不叫一国呢 | |
| Ｂ我哪知道啊，你这不抬杠吗这不。那您说这部书因为什么它叫三国呢？ | |
| Ａ哎，这里头大有意义 | |
| B恩，给我解释解释 | |
| A告诉你 | |
| Ｂ恩 | |
| Ａ为什么单起名叫三国呢 | |
| Ｂ怎么个意思》 | |
| Ａ他是这个三国啊 | |
| B啊，他也没准谱 | |
| A怎么会没准谱呢~ | |
| Ｂ那您说 | |
| Ａ起名叫三国的原因 | |
| Ｂ恩 | |
| Ａ就是因为呀 | |
| Ｂ啊 | |
| Ａ这个三国上尽是三 | |
| B啊？ | |
| A哎，故此叫三国，三国了 | |
| Ｂ啊尽是三就是三国啦？ | |
| Ａ对了 | |
| B这不对 | |
| A诶对 | |
| B怎么回事尽是三呢？ | |
| Ａ目录里头，带三字的目录很多 | |
| B哦 | |
| A明扣暗扣里头有很多带三字的事情，故此叫三国 | |
| Ｂ是吗？ | |
| Ａ那当然了 | |
| B这三国里都有什么带三的事情啊？ | |
| A很多 | |
| Ｂ啊 | |
| Ａ我先给你说说带三字目录你听听 | |
| Ｂ看看有多少 | |
| Ａ诶 | |
| Ｂ都有什么带三字的目录 | |
| Ａ头一个目录就是带三字的 | |
| Ｂ哦，第一回 | |
| Ａ你瞧宴桃园豪杰三结义，这有没有？ | |
| Ｂ不错，这倒是有三 | |
| Ａ恩，是这个虎牢关三英战吕布，有没有？ | |
| Ｂ有三 | |
| Ａ是，陶恭祖三让徐州 | |
| Ｂ有 | |
| Ａ曹孟德会合三将 | |
| Ｂ有 | |
| Ａ是，袁曹各起马步三军 | |
| Ｂ有 | |
| Ａ刘玄德三顾草庐 | |
| Ｂ有 | |
| Ａ未出茅庐定三分 | |
| Ｂ有 | |
| Ａ公子刘淇三求计 | |
| Ｂ有 | |
| Ａ三江口曹操折兵 | |
| B有 | |
| A是，三江口周瑜纵火 | |
| B有 | |
| A三气周瑜 | |
| B有 | |
| A三擒孟获 | |
| B 有。哎，不不，没有！差点没让他蒙过去 | |
| A怎..怎么蒙过去啊？ | |
| Ｂ三擒孟获啊？ | |
| Ａ啊 | |
| Ｂ七擒孟获 | |
| Ａ几擒？ | |
| Ｂ七擒孟获 | |
| Ａ七擒啊？ | |
| Ｂ诶， | |
| Ａ呵，你糊涂啊。 | |
| Ｂ怎么？ | |
| Ａ有七擒必然有三擒啊 | |
| Ｂ为什么呢？ | |
| Ａ 那不能由打二就跳到四上去。 | |
| Ｂ它这也到对 | |
| Ａ对不对吗？ | |
| Ｂ啊，是是是 | |
| Ａ三擒孟获， | |
| Ｂ好嘛， | |
| Ａ诸葛亮智取三郡 | |
| Ｂ恩，有啊 | |
| Ａ是这个诸葛亮三出祁山 | |
| Ｂ三三，不是六出祁山吗 | |
| Ａ啊，你糊涂，他不是二三如六吗 | |
| Ｂ好嘛 | |
| Ａ三伐中原 | |
| B “九伐中原啊” | |
| A、B （合）三三见九啊！ | |
| Ｂ我就知道嘛，小加九也上来了 | |
| Ａ是不是？ | |
| Ｂ带三字的目录倒是不少 | |
| Ａ诶，里面还有很多带三字的事情呢 | |
| Ｂ您说都有什么事情是带三的呢？ | |
| Ａ带三字的事 | |
| Ｂ啊 | |
| Ａ有，三国里面有这么三不明 | |
| Ｂ哦，这一部书里头啊，三国有三不明 | |
| Ａ有这么三个人啊 | |
| Ｂ啊 | |
| Ａ是有姓无名，有名无姓，还有一个是无名无姓 | |
| B这得研究研究 | |
| A您研究吧 | |
| B您说头一个这个有姓无名这一位是谁？ | |
| Ａ有姓无名啊？ | |
| Ｂ啊 | |
| Ａ东吴的乔国老，有姓无名吗，乔国老他姓乔，叫什么啊？ | |
| Ｂ那怎么会有姓无名啊》 | |
| Ａ怎，怎么？ | |
| Ｂ他不是有名字吗 | |
| Ａ乔国老叫什么啊？ | |
| Ｂ姓乔名国老嘛 | |
| Ａ名国老？ | |
| Ｂ就是字表国老 | |
| Ａ就就甭字表了 | |
| Ｂ啊？ | |
| Ａ人有叫国老的？那国老是官亲，那像话吗？你父亲叫国老，那你起名叫国舅。 | |
| Ｂ谁啊？ | |
| Ａ这不是起，这不是起哄吗这 | |
| B乔国老是官亲啊？ | |
| A诶，他是官亲 | |
| B没有名字？ | |
| A没有名字 | |
| Ｂ不，他有名字 | |
| Ａ有名字叫什么啊？ | |
| Ｂ我听过京戏啊。在这个唱大戏里头，这乔国老他就有名吗 | |
| Ａ恩叫 | |
| 合 乔悬 | |
| Ｂ诶，对对对对对，你也听过这出戏？ | |
| A我听过，当然我听过 | |
| B甘露寺嘛 | |
| A不对 | |
| Ｂ啊？ | |
| Ａ三国那原文上没写着 | |
| Ｂ原文上没有？ | |
| Ａ诶，京戏甘露寺乔国老起名叫乔悬，因为这乔国老他去的是这个正角 | |
| Ｂ正角儿 | |
| Ａ正角儿出来他得报名 | |
| B恩 | |
| A你到这，俺乔国老，你是谁的国老啊？ | |
| B倒是别扭 | |
| A故此呢它给起名叫乔悬，为什么单叫乔悬呢？ | |
| B为什么呢？ | |
| A三国原文没有 | |
| B哦 | |
| A定现在哪查也查不出来，不知道乔国老就什么啊，乔悬这个还是个悬案呢 | |
| B啊？ | |
| A故此叫乔悬 | |
| B还没实在下来呢，故此叫乔悬 | |
| A对 | |
| B头一个这个是有姓无名 | |
| A有姓无名乔国老 | |
| B第二一个，有名无姓的这一个是谁啊？ | |
| A王司徒乔是连环计 | |
| B王允啊 | |
| A王允的歌姬，貂蝉，有名没姓 | |
| B诶，这个不对 | |
| A啊？不对 | |
| B她有姓啊 | |
| A貂蝉？ | |
| B貂蝉吗 | |
| A姓什么啊？ | |
| B姓貂名婵字丫鬟啊 | |
| A字丫鬟？ | |
| B恩赫 | |
| A这家伙这可乐 | |
| B对不对？ | |
| A没听说过 | |
| B那怎么着？ | |
| A她就叫貂蝉 | |
| B哦，他没有姓 | |
| A你说姓王，姓王也不对，他是王允的歌姬 | |
| B那么三国原文上有没有？ | |
| A原文上没有 | |
| B哦 | |
| A人说按这个元曲上说呀，有姓 | |
| B按元曲上说她姓什么叫什么？ | |
| A貂蝉姓任 | |
| B姓任啊？ | |
| A她是山西任安之女，人唤任洪昌 | |
| B哦，任洪昌 | |
| A可是三国原文上没表 | |
| B元曲上表了 | |
| A完了这个 | |
| B哦，王允的歌姬 | |
| A貂蝉 | |
| B哦，还有一个没名没姓的这个是谁啊？ | |
| A没名没姓 | |
| B啊 | |
| A张翼德怒鞭督邮，知道吧？ | |
| B知道 | |
| A诶，就是这个督邮也没名字也没姓 | |
| B督邮怎么回事？ | |
| A督邮他不能姓督名邮啊 | |
| B啊 | |
| A那个督邮是一个汉朝的一个官衔 | |
| B哦，官衔啊？ | |
| A汉朝的官衔，不能说姓督名邮，是不是？ | |
| B对对对 | |
| A也没名也没姓 | |
| B这三个，三不明 | |
| A诶，要不怎么三国这一部书人家想，属这个督邮窝心啊 | |
| B他怎么会窝心啦？ | |
| A他白让张飞揍那么一顿，也不知道姓什么叫什么，以后也不提这茬了，和着这这人就为挨打来的。三不明 | |
| B因为她后边表不着他了 | |
| A对。 | |
| B这是三不明 | |
| A诶 | |
| B三国里还有什么带三的事情？ | |
| A那多的很啊 | |
| B那您给讲讲 | |
| A三国里还有三…诶，对了，三国里有三匹驴 | |
| Ｂ哦，这个三国里面有三匹驴 | |
| Ａ诶，无论什么事都骑马啊 | |
| Ｂ啊 | |
| Ａ唯有三匹驴 | |
| B是啊 | |
| A你瞧 | |
| B头一匹驴你说说，怎么回事？ | |
| A您听过京戏，捉放曹 | |
| B哦，公堂 | |
| A吕伯奢骑驴沽酒 | |
| B啊 | |
| A戏里那么唱，原文书上也那么写 | |
| B哦 | |
| A头一匹驴，吕伯奢骑驴沽酒，有没有 | |
| B有一匹驴了，这是一匹了，第二匹匹驴呢？ | |
| A第二匹驴就是这个刘玄德 | |
| B恩 | |
| A二顾茅庐未遇，遇见诸葛亮的岳父黄承彦骑着一匹驴，正赶下雪他不是做了一首梁父吟，就那个 | |
| B什么词？ | |
| A一夜北风寒，万里彤云厚。长空雪乱飘，改尽江山旧。仰面观太虚，疑是玉龙斗。纷纷鳞甲飞，顷刻遍宇宙。骑驴过小桥，独叹梅花瘦！骑驴过小桥，那有一匹驴。 | |
| B哦，这是第二匹 | |
| A诶 | |
| B那么第三匹驴呢？ | |
| A这不就三匹了吗，这人什么脑筋啊这是 | |
| B什么呀？这不刚第两匹吗，怎么第三匹驴呢 | |
| A怎么会两匹？这不三匹，你算算啊 | |
| B可以算啊，你算，算吧 | |
| A这捉放曹 | |
| B吕伯奢骑驴故酒，这是一匹驴 | |
| A啊，对呀 | |
| B额，二顾茅庐未遇 | |
| A刘玄德二姑茅庐未遇，遇见黄承彦一匹驴 | |
| B恩，这是两匹驴 | |
| A啊 | |
| B第三匹驴呢？ | |
| A两匹啦？ | |
| B恩 | |
| A第三匹，啊诸葛亮他岳父家里还一匹驴呢 | |
| B那就完了，诶？诸葛亮他岳父不就是黄承彦吗 | |
| A哦对了， | |
| B这不是绕唬人吗 | |
| A不是诸葛亮他岳父，这个第三匹驴就是，哦，对了诸葛亮 | |
| B诶。诸…诸葛亮骑驴来的啊？ | |
| A不是骑驴来的，你还没听完呢，你就着急 | |
| B恩 | |
| A诸葛亮有个哥哥，叫诸葛瑾，知道吗？ | |
| B有这么个人啊 | |
| Ａ大大号叫诸葛子瑜 | |
| Ｂ啊 | |
| Ａ在孙权那头当谋士 | |
| Ｂ是啊 | |
| Ａ对吗 | |
| Ｂ对啊 | |
| Ａ诸葛瑾他不是，因为，因为诸葛瑾他这个人他长的是这个大脑袋长下巴磕 | |
| Ｂ恩 | |
| Ａ他那，也不知事怎么的，他长的像驴。 | |
| Ｂ诶 | |
| Ａ所以啊，就算一匹 | |
| Ｂ这个不像话 | |
| Ａ完了 | |
| Ｂ完了还，长的像驴就一匹驴啊？不像话 | |
| Ａ不是，他尽长的像驴也不行 | |
| Ｂ恩 | |
| Ａ他那，那地方真有一匹驴 | |
| Ｂ怎么回事有一匹驴 | |
| Ａ诸葛瑾有个儿子叫诸葛雀，竖心儿以各子有念略的 | |
| Ｂ对 | |
| Ａ诸葛雀那年才七岁 | |
| Ｂ，恩 | |
| Ａ有一天啊孙权请这文武百官宴会，大伙吃喝 | |
| Ｂ吃饭 | |
| Ａ那有有人啊就跟诸葛瑾玩笑 | |
| Ｂ哦 | |
| Ａ酒席宴前啊拉来一匹驴 | |
| Ｂ是 | |
| Ａ在驴脑袋上啊，那笔写了四个字 | |
| Ｂ写的是什么 | |
| Ａ诸葛子瑜 | |
| Ｂ哦 | |
| Ａ大伙谁不乐啊，本来他长的长脑袋，长下巴磕像驴，驴脑袋上写他名字，诸葛子瑜 | |
| Ｂ玩笑 | |
| Ａ大伙都乐了 | |
| Ｂ恩 | |
| Ａ大家这么一乐呢，诸葛瑾挂不住了 | |
| Ｂ诸葛子瑜怎么样？ | |
| Ａ当中受窘 | |
| Ｂ没主意了 | |
| Ａ窘在那，可没办法 | |
| Ｂ恩 | |
| Ａ可是他儿子，诸葛雀在座 | |
| Ｂ他儿子在那 | |
| Ａ那年诸葛雀小孩才七岁，一看他爸爸当中受窘，一声没言语，那这个笔在这四个字底下又添了两字 | |
| Ｂ填的是什么字？ | |
| Ａ之驴 | |
| Ｂ哦，填这么两字 | |
| Ａ填完了大伙再一念好听了 | |
| Ｂ在一念呢 | |
| Ａ诸葛子瑜之驴，这驴是他们的了 | |
| Ｂ耶？ | |
| Ａ爷俩赴完宴啊把驴骑跑了 | |
| Ｂ骑走了？ | |
| Ａ还没事 | |
| Ｂ得了一匹驴 | |
| Ａ是不是三匹驴 | |
| Ｂ这么着吗三匹驴 | |
| Ａ诶 | |
| Ｂ这还可以。您说三国里还有什么带三的事情啊？ | |
| Ａ很多很多 | |
| Ｂ还有什么呢？ | |
| Ａ三国里还有三．．．三奇 | |
| B三奇？ | |
| A哎哎哎出奇，奇怪，出奇的奇 | |
| B怎么着为三奇，第一奇为怎么回事？ | |
| A一个人 | |
| B哦，这还是一个人的事？ | |
| A诸葛亮一个人就占三奇。 | |
| B他一个人能占这三奇。 | |
| A三奇，出奇么 | |
| B你说他占这头一奇是怎么回事？ | |
| A头一奇，它是这个武乡侯。 | |
| B武乡侯。 | |
| A汉丞相 | |
| B丞相 | |
| A代管三军司命，带兵打仗 | |
| B是啊 | |
| A应当穿这个军服啊？ | |
| B啊 | |
| A他不节 | |
| B他呢 | |
| A老弄个八卦仙衣穿着 | |
| B恩 | |
| A老道的打扮 | |
| B恩 | |
| A谁做官穿老道衣裳？你说奇不奇？ | |
| B这个吗，占一奇。 | |
| A哎。 | |
| B那第二奇呢？ | |
| A带兵打仗他指挥，起码你得 | |
| B啊 | |
| A带把宝剑啊？ | |
| B额 | |
| A指挥啊 | |
| B是啊 | |
| A他不得 | |
| B啊 | |
| A五冬六夏老拿把扇子，你说奇不奇？ | |
| B阴阳八卦扇 | |
| A你说奇不奇？ | |
| B这个占一奇 | |
| A占一奇 | |
| B三奇呢？ | |
| A第三奇就是这个诸葛亮的派头大 | |
| B派头大？ | |
| A出门就做汽车 | |
| B坐汽车，汉朝那时候就有汽车了？ | |
| A啊，那个， 是老汽车 | |
| B没听说过，老汽车也没有啊 | |
| A怎么会没有啊？ | |
| B那时候能有汽车么？ | |
| A你这么想想，那时候怎么有这个木牛流马，那不是也机器么？你你 | |
| B那也不见的是汽车啊？ | |
| A怎么会不见得呢？你没听过这个“失控斩” | |
| B听过啊 | |
| A还是阿，失街亭的时候诸葛亮来念那句大引子 | |
| B那个我知道啊 | |
| A啊，怎么念啊？“羽扇纶巾”（唱） | |
| B羽扇纶巾 | |
| A 还有个什么“四轮车。。。赛风云。。。” | |
| B啊 | |
| A这不就汽车么？四轮车么？ | |
| B四个轮就是汽车啊？ | |
| A少一个轮不是三轮么？再说赛过风云的？ | |
| B啊 | |
| A除了飞机不就汽车么，不过那时候汽车和现在有区别？ | |
| B哦，不一样 | |
| A那是，就司机那个位置的地位不同？ | |
| B也不一样 | |
| A现在开汽车么都是坐在前面一个人开 | |
| B啊 | |
| A那当是两人 | |
| B在后边开 | |
| A在后边推着 | |
| B推着啊？ | |
| A也就那么个意思 | |
| B那你说他干嘛啊？ | |
| A他不推着得走的了啊 | |
| B啊，这么个三奇 | |
| A哎，三奇 | |
| B三国里还有什么带三德？ | |
| A那多的很，三国里还有三，哎，对了，三国里还有三不知道 | |
| B三国里有三不知道 | |
| A哎，三不知道 | |
| B哦，您说这个头一个不知道 | |
| A头一个不知道 | |
| B啊 | |
| A问问你 | |
| B啊 | |
| A周瑜姓什么？ | |
| B周瑜，姓周，名鱼，字表公瑾 | |
| A对，那么这个周瑜他姥姥家姓什么呢？ | |
| B他。。。。。。不知到 | |
| A好，一个不知道了 | |
| B这就一个不知道了 | |
| A你看，问你你不知道了么 | |
| B这倒好。。。。第二个不知到呢 | |
| A诸葛亮姓姓什么 | |
| B复姓诸葛，单子名亮，道号孔明啊 | |
| A对，那这诸葛亮他姥姥家姓什么呢？ | |
| B你怎么竟找他姥姥家啊？不知道这个 | |
| A啊，俩不知到了 | |
| B这就俩不知道了,第三个不知道呢？ | |
| A张飞姓什么？ | |
| B姓张名飞字表翼德啊 | |
| A姓张名飞字表翼德，张飞他姥姥家姓什么？ | |
| B不知大这个 | |
| A三不知道了 | |
| B这就三不知到了，我看这够六个不知道的？ | |
| A怎么六个不知道啊？ | |
| B你看我不知道 | |
| A啊 | |
| B这就四个了 | |
| A啊 | |
| B问你你也不知道，这就五个了，观众也不知道，这就六个不知道啊 | |
| A没那个事，你说的好笑，你问他姥姥家谁知道啊？我不知我能问你么？ | |
| B哦，您知道 | |
| A那这一问我我说不上来那多难为情啊？ | |
| B哎，这值得研究研究 | |
| A就是 | |
| B那您说周瑜他姥姥家姓什么？ | |
| A当然我知道，告诉你 | |
| B恩 | |
| A周瑜他姥姥家，是不是 | |
| B:哎 | |
| A记者 | |
| B：哎 | |
| A他姓既 | |
| B诸葛亮他姥姥家呢？ | |
| A诸葛亮他姥姥家姓何 | |
| B姓何，三国原文有记载么？有么 | |
| A怎么没有啊？你是看书不注意啊 | |
| B哪点表明这个了 | |
| A周瑜命丧大邱 | |
| B这点我看了啊 | |
| A周瑜临走的时候，要死的时候对天长叹，说了两句 | |
| B说什么啊？ | |
| A说“既生瑜儿，何生亮“ | |
| B恩 | |
| A季氏老太太生的周瑜，何氏老太太生的诸葛亮 | |
| B啊，这个最离谱啊，胡批啊。不对，那是周瑜的气话，既生我周瑜，何必再有个诸葛亮跟我作对 | |
| A那是错误，这是正讲 | |
| B他这成正讲了，那你说张飞他姥姥家姓什么？ | |
| A黑，这个有学问了？ | |
| B你说说则么会事 | |
| A张飞他姥姥家，你问谁也不知道？ | |
| B那查三国原文呢？ | |
| A三国原文啊，你就把张建找不出来也不知道。 | |
| B哦 | |
| A我知道 | |
| B那你怎么知道的呢？ | |
| A我啊，练达人情皆学问啊 | |
| B啊 | |
| A我走在街上，看见两个人吵嘴打架，那个人说了一句话，我这么一研究，这句话大有深沉，结果我一揣摩我知道，应验在张飞身上了 | |
| B应验张飞身上了？ | |
| A才知道，张飞姥姥家姓什么 | |
| B您说说 | |
| A张飞姥姥家 | |
| B啊 | |
| A姓吴 | |
| B吴 | |
| A俩人一吵架，旁边一人说了一句话，哎，你们连吵什么啊，这不是无事生非么，吴氏老太太生的张飞 | |
| B这么回事啊！ |
| B zhe hui a, wo shuo zhe me yi duan xiang sheng. | |
| A o, nin shi biao yan xiang sheng | |
| B ei, dui le dui le | |
| A o, nin nian guo shu ma? | |
| B: wo a cai nian guo si nian xue | |
| A: shang le si nian xue? | |
| B ke bu shi ma | |
| A o na nin bi wo hai qiang ne | |
| B o, nin nian le duo shao ri zi shu wa | |
| hai, wo cai shang le er nian xue | |
| B zhe ge er nian yao shi qin xue a, ye gou yong de | |
| A qin xue shi gou yong a, ke shi shang le er nian xue mei you dou wan quan de dao du shu de ji hui | |
| zen me yang ne? | |
| nao le xie ri zi bing | |
| bing le duo shao ri zi? | |
| bing le yi nian ling shi yi ge yue | |
| cai nian le yi ge yue de shu a | |
| hai tao le tian de xue | |
| hao ma, jiu nian le yi tian de xue a | |
| gan shang na tian you shi duan wu | |
| B a yi tian mei nian a na ni shuo ta gan ma a hai | |
| A nin dang wo zhen yi tian mei nian ne? | |
| B a | |
| A fan zheng nian guo ji nian shu | |
| B na ni jiu neng ren shi bu shao zi | |
| A nin na shang le si nian xue | |
| B ke bu shi ma | |
| A ye gou yong de le | |
| B ha, nin ke qi, fan zheng a yan mian qian er de zi a wo quan ren shi, shu bao za zhi a na guo lai wo ye neng qiao qiao | |
| A na jiu de le | |
| B ei | |
| A ei, nin dou xi huan kan shen me shu a? | |
| B o, wo xi huan kan de na dou shi gu dian wen xue | |
| A o? shi hong lou a? shui hu a? | |
| B en, san xia jian | |
| A san xia jian? na jiao gu dian wen xue a? | |
| bu shi ma? | |
| nin bie qi hong le | |
| en | |
| san xia jian na shi huang dan shu, bu zen me yang, nin zui xi huan kan de ying gai shi san guo, shui hu, hong lou, zhe jiao gu dian wen xue | |
| B shi a, san guo wo ye chang kan a | |
| A san guo? | |
| B en, jing chang kan san guo, ai | |
| A ai ya, hai zhen kan bu tou | |
| B bu yao sheng qi a | |
| A chang kan san guo | |
| B dui le | |
| A na hao zan men tan yi tan | |
| B en, ke yi yan jiu yan jiu ma | |
| A wo ye xi huan kan san guo | |
| o, ni ye xi huan san guo | |
| ni ji ran chang kan san guo | |
| en | |
| ni shuo san guo zhe yi bu shu li tou shu shui de neng nai zui da | |
| o | |
| shu shui you neng nai | |
| zhe ge wen ti ma hen jian dan | |
| jian dan? | |
| ei | |
| ni shuo shuo | |
| B ni yao wen zhe ge san guo li bian shu shui de neng nai zui da ya | |
| A a | |
| B zhe bu san guo li bian neng nai zui da de, si, na jiu de shuo shi si ma yi le | |
| si ma yi? | |
| B en, si ma yi you neng nai | |
| A si ma yi you shen me neng nai | |
| B nin qiao, san guo ma | |
| A shi a, san guo a | |
| B san guo wan lou, san fen gui yi tong gui shui le? | |
| A san fen gui yi tong gui jin le | |
| jin shi shui a? | |
| si ma jia a | |
| si ma jia, si ma jia hou bei zuo le huang shang le | |
| a a | |
| B zhe bu shi si ma yi you neng nai ma hei hei hei | |
| A o, ni shuo | |
| B ei | |
| A si ma yi de hou bei zuo le huang shang le na me jiu shu si ma yi you neng nai | |
| dui lou | |
| A na ye bu dui | |
| B zen me? | |
| A si ma yi yao you neng nai de hua, ta wei shi me zhong le zhu ge liang de kong cheng ji le ne? ta zhi dao shi kong cheng le, ran hou you yao wang hui da, ke shi ban dao peng zhe zhao yun le, rang zhao yun jiu gei xia pao le, you neng nai wei shi me rang zhao yun xia pao lou a? | |
| dui. | |
| en? | |
| B rang zhao yun gei xia pao le | |
| A a | |
| B: zhe yi shuo na shi zhao yun you neng nai a. | |
| A: zhao yun you neng nai? | |
| a | |
| : zhao yun you neng nai, na chang ban po rang gan ma jiao zhang fei gei ta duan hou ya? | |
| B: en | |
| A: chang ban po yao mei you zhang fei na zhao yun bu jiu wan le ma | |
| B shi a, zhang fei duan hou, zhang fei he duan liao dang yang qiao | |
| A a | |
| B en, na shi zhang fei you neng nai, zhang fei you neng nai | |
| A: zhang fei you neng nai? | |
| a | |
| zhang fei you neng nai hu lao guan san zhan lv bu, gan ma ge er sa da ren yi ge ya? | |
| dui ma, ge san er dou mei da guo ren jia | |
| hai shi de | |
| san zhan lv bu, na jiu shi lv bu you neng nai a | |
| A: lv bu you neng nai, bai men lou ta zen me si zai cao cao shou li tou lou? | |
| B: en, cao cao you neng nai. | |
| A: cao cao you neng nai? huo shao zhan chuan zen me rang zhu ge liang shao de wang ying er tao a? | |
| B: a, shi a | |
| en? | |
| a | |
| shuo ya! shui you neng nai a? | |
| na jiu shi ni you neng nai le | |
| A: wo you shen me neng nai a? | |
| B: ni ba wo wen zhu la! pao gen wen di er a zhe | |
| wo ba ni wen zhu xiang hua ma? | |
| B heng | |
| A ni shuo bu shang lai le | |
| wo shuo bu shang lai a? ni ye shuo bu shang lai! | |
| a? wo yao bu zhi dao wo gan gen ni shuo ma? | |
| B hao hao hao | |
| A dang ran wo zhi dao | |
| na ni shuo ni shuo, ni shuo san guo li shui you neng nai, ting ni de | |
| A ni zhe ni zhe shen me tai du a? | |
| B ben lai ni bu shi zhi dao ma | |
| gan ma ne ni zhe shi? hao hao ni shuo ni shuo, zen me ge yi si? tai gang zhang xue wen? zhe yang wo neng gao su ni ma | |
| ni bu shi zhi dao ma | |
| wo zhi dao wo jiu zhe yang gao su ni, ni ni ni ni zhi dao ni shuo ni shuo, ni yao wen lu jiu zhe me wen? qian, qian men wang na men zou? ni ren shi, ni shuo ni shuo, ren shuo wang bei zou, yue zou yue yuan dao hou men le. | |
| B zou yuan le hai | |
| A bu shi ni zhe ren shuo hua yi dian gui ju dou mei you | |
| B a, tong zhi, nin shuo zhe san guo li tou shui zui you neng nai a? | |
| A ai, zhe yang ren jia hao gao su ni | |
| shi shi shi | |
| ni ji zhe | |
| ei ei | |
| wang hou ne shuo de jiang de tan de lun de | |
| en | |
| ren yi wen zhong fa hui kan guo san guo, kan guo, san guo shui you neng nai, ni zhe me yi shuo, ren zhe me yi ting, a, ba le, zhong fa hui kan zhe bu san guo kan di zhen xi zhi, hao, zong dei luo zhe me yi ge | |
| o, wei le yan jiu zhe ge | |
| ei | |
| shi shi shi | |
| zhe shi xue wen, ei, zhi dao ma? | |
| B nin shuo san guo shui you neng nai a | |
| A ji zhe | |
| B ei, nin shuo shui you neng nai ba | |
| A ji gong zhang lao | |
| B zhe, a? | |
| A ji gong zhang lao, ji dian seng, a, neng nai ke da le, yong shou yi zhi, ei chi le hei, ta neng ba hua yun long ding zhu | |
| B xing le, nin jiu bie shuo le, zhe shi san guo ma? | |
| A a | |
| B zhe shi ji gong chuan, song chao de shi qing | |
| A a dui, wo ti de shi song chao san guo | |
| mei ting shuo guo, you song chao de san guo ma zhe, zhe jia huo | |
| zhe shi gen nin shuo xiao hua ne | |
| ei, bu yao xiao you | |
| shuo zhen de ni ye bu zhi dao | |
| B shuo zhen de wo zen me bu zhi dao a? | |
| A ni yan jiu yan jiu | |
| B a | |
| A zhe ge san guo zhe bu shu, ta wei shi me qi ming jiao san guo? | |
| B a | |
| A zen ge yi si? | |
| B zhe ge wen ti ma, nin wen de hen dui | |
| A hen dui? | |
| B zhi de yan jiu | |
| A ni jiang a | |
| B wei shi me ta jiao san guo a | |
| A wei shi me jiao san guo a | |
| B jiu shi yin wei a wei shu wu, zhe shi san ge, ai wei shu wu, zhe shi san ge, san ge guo | |
| A wei shu wu? | |
| B a, wei shu wu zheng han ding ma | |
| A you da zhe qi ming jiao san guo | |
| B a | |
| A na bu dui ba | |
| B zen me hai bu dui a | |
| A wei shu wu jiao san guo, na shi ba lu tao dong zhuo, ta wei shi me bu jiao shi ba guo ne | |
| B na bu cheng a | |
| A zen zen me bu cheng a | |
| na na zhen na bu hai mei cheng shi ne ma | |
| A o, zhu hou mei cheng shi ne | |
| B a | |
| A cheng shi de suan, jiang sun hao san fen gui yi tong le, ta ping shen me bu jiao yi guo ne | |
| wo na zhi dao a, ni zhe bu tai gang ma zhe bu. na nin shuo zhe bu shu yin wei shi me ta jiao san guo ne? | |
| ai, zhe li tou da you yi yi | |
| B en, gei wo jie shi jie shi | |
| A gao su ni | |
| en | |
| wei shi me dan qi ming jiao san guo ne | |
| zen me ge yi si | |
| ta shi zhe ge san guo a | |
| B a, ta ye mei zhun pu | |
| A zen me hui mei zhun pu ne | |
| na nin shuo | |
| qi ming jiao san guo de yuan yin | |
| en | |
| jiu shi yin wei ya | |
| a | |
| zhe ge san guo shang jin shi san | |
| B a? | |
| A ai, gu ci jiao san guo, san guo le | |
| a jin shi san jiu shi san guo la? | |
| dui le | |
| B zhe bu dui | |
| A ei dui | |
| B zen me hui shi jin shi san ne? | |
| mu lu li tou, dai san zi de mu lu hen duo | |
| B o | |
| A ming kou an kou li tou you hen duo dai san zi de shi qing, gu ci jiao san guo | |
| shi ma? | |
| na dang ran le | |
| B zhe san guo li dou you shen me dai san de shi qing a? | |
| A hen duo | |
| a | |
| wo xian gei ni shuo shuo dai san zi mu lu ni ting ting | |
| kan kan you duo shao | |
| ei | |
| dou you shen me dai san zi de mu lu | |
| tou yi ge mu lu jiu shi dai san zi de | |
| o, di yi hui | |
| ni qiao yan tao yuan hao jie san jie yi, zhe you mei you? | |
| bu cuo, zhe dao shi you san | |
| en, shi zhe ge hu lao guan san ying zhan lv bu, you mei you? | |
| you san | |
| shi, tao gong zu san rang xu zhou | |
| you | |
| cao meng de hui he san jiang | |
| you | |
| shi, yuan cao ge qi ma bu san jun | |
| you | |
| liu xuan de san gu cao lu | |
| you | |
| wei chu mao lu ding san fen | |
| you | |
| gong zi liu qi san qiu ji | |
| you | |
| san jiang kou cao cao zhe bing | |
| B you | |
| A shi, san jiang kou zhou yu zong huo | |
| B you | |
| A san qi zhou yu | |
| B you | |
| A san qin meng huo | |
| B you. ai, bu bu, mei you! cha dian mei rang ta meng guo qu | |
| A zen.. zen me meng guo qu a? | |
| san qin meng huo a? | |
| a | |
| qi qin meng huo | |
| ji qin? | |
| qi qin meng huo | |
| qi qin a? | |
| ei, | |
| a, ni hu tu a. | |
| zen me? | |
| you qi qin bi ran you san qin a | |
| wei shi me ne? | |
| na bu neng you da er jiu tiao dao si shang qu. | |
| ta zhe ye dao dui | |
| dui bu dui ma? | |
| a, shi shi shi | |
| san qin meng huo, | |
| hao ma, | |
| zhu ge liang zhi qu san jun | |
| en, you a | |
| shi zhe ge zhu ge liang san chu qi shan | |
| san san, bu shi liu chu qi shan ma | |
| a, ni hu tu, ta bu shi er san ru liu ma | |
| hao ma | |
| san fa zhong yuan | |
| B " jiu fa zhong yuan a" | |
| A B he san san jian jiu a! | |
| wo jiu zhi dao ma, xiao jia jiu ye shang lai le | |
| shi bu shi? | |
| dai san zi de mu lu dao shi bu shao | |
| ei, li mian hai you hen duo dai san zi de shi qing ne | |
| nin shuo dou you shen me shi qing shi dai san de ne? | |
| dai san zi de shi | |
| a | |
| you, san guo li mian you zhe me san bu ming | |
| o, zhe yi bu shu li tou a, san guo you san bu ming | |
| you zhe me san ge ren a | |
| a | |
| shi you xing wu ming, you ming wu xing, hai you yi ge shi wu ming wu xing | |
| B zhe de yan jiu yan jiu | |
| A nin yan jiu ba | |
| B nin shuo tou yi ge zhe ge you xing wu ming zhe yi wei shi shui? | |
| you xing wu ming a? | |
| a | |
| dong wu de qiao guo lao, you xing wu ming ma, qiao guo lao ta xing qiao, jiao shen me a? | |
| na zen me hui you xing wu ming a | |
| zen, zen me? | |
| ta bu shi you ming zi ma | |
| qiao guo lao jiao shen me a? | |
| xing qiao ming guo lao ma | |
| ming guo lao? | |
| jiu shi zi biao guo lao | |
| jiu jiu beng zi biao le | |
| a? | |
| ren you jiao guo lao de? na guo lao shi guan qin, na xiang hua ma? ni fu qin jiao guo lao, na ni qi ming jiao guo jiu. | |
| shui a? | |
| zhe bu shi qi, zhe bu shi qi hong ma zhe | |
| B qiao guo lao shi guan qin a? | |
| A ei, ta shi guan qin | |
| B mei you ming zi? | |
| A mei you ming zi | |
| bu, ta you ming zi | |
| you ming zi jiao shen me a? | |
| wo ting guo jing xi a. zai zhe ge chang da xi li tou, zhe qiao guo lao ta jiu you ming ma | |
| en jiao | |
| he qiao xuan | |
| ei, dui dui dui dui dui, ni ye ting guo zhe chu xi? | |
| A wo ting guo, dang ran wo ting guo | |
| B gan lu si ma | |
| A bu dui | |
| a? | |
| san guo na yuan wen shang mei xie zhe | |
| yuan wen shang mei you? | |
| ei, jing xi gan lu si qiao guo lao qi ming jiao qiao xuan, yin wei zhe qiao guo lao ta qu de shi zhe ge zheng jiao | |
| zheng jue er | |
| zheng jue er chu lai ta de bao ming | |
| B en | |
| A ni dao zhe, an qiao guo lao, ni shi shui de guo lao a? | |
| B dao shi bie niu | |
| A gu ci ne ta gei qi ming jiao qiao xuan, wei shi me dan jiao qiao xuan ne? | |
| B wei shi me ne? | |
| A san guo yuan wen mei you | |
| B o | |
| A ding xian zai na cha ye cha bu chu lai, bu zhi dao qiao guo lao jiu shen me a, qiao xuan zhe ge hai shi ge xuan an ne | |
| B a? | |
| A gu ci jiao qiao xuan | |
| B hai mei shi zai xia lai ne, gu ci jiao qiao xuan | |
| A dui | |
| B tou yi ge zhe ge shi you xing wu ming | |
| A you xing wu ming qiao guo lao | |
| B di er yi ge, you ming wu xing de zhe yi ge shi shui a? | |
| A wang si tu qiao shi lian huan ji | |
| B wang yun a | |
| A wang yun de ge ji, diao chan, you ming mei xing | |
| B ei, zhe ge bu dui | |
| A a? bu dui | |
| B ta you xing a | |
| A diao chan? | |
| B diao chan ma | |
| A xing shen me a? | |
| B xing diao ming chan zi ya huan a | |
| A zi ya huan? | |
| B en he | |
| A zhe jia huo zhe ke le | |
| B dui bu dui? | |
| A mei ting shuo guo | |
| B na zen me zhao? | |
| A ta jiu jiao diao chan | |
| B o, ta mei you xing | |
| A ni shuo xing wang, xing wang ye bu dui, ta shi wang yun de ge ji | |
| B na me san guo yuan wen shang you mei you? | |
| A yuan wen shang mei you | |
| B o | |
| A ren shuo an zhe ge yuan qu shang shuo ya, you xing | |
| B an yuan qu shang shuo ta xing shen me jiao shen me? | |
| A diao chan xing ren | |
| B xing ren a? | |
| A ta shi shan xi ren an zhi nv, ren huan ren hong chang | |
| B o, ren hong chang | |
| A ke shi san guo yuan wen shang mei biao | |
| B yuan qu shang biao le | |
| A wan le zhe ge | |
| B o, wang yun de ge ji | |
| A diao chan | |
| B o, hai you yi ge mei ming mei xing de zhe ge shi shui a? | |
| A mei ming mei xing | |
| B a | |
| A zhang yi de nu bian du you, zhi dao ba? | |
| B zhi dao | |
| A ei, jiu shi zhe ge du you ye mei ming zi ye mei xing | |
| B du you zen me hui shi? | |
| A du you ta bu neng xing du ming you a | |
| B a | |
| A na ge du you shi yi ge han chao de yi ge guan xian | |
| B o, guan xian a? | |
| A han chao de guan xian, bu neng shuo xing du ming you, shi bu shi? | |
| B dui dui dui | |
| A ye mei ming ye mei xing | |
| B zhe san ge, san bu ming | |
| A ei, yao bu zen me san guo zhe yi bu shu ren jia xiang, shu zhe ge du you wo xin a | |
| B ta zen me hui wo xin la? | |
| A ta bai rang zhang fei zou na me yi dun, ye bu zhi dao xing shen me jiao shen me, yi hou ye bu ti zhe cha le, he zhe zhe zhe ren jiu wei ai da lai de. san bu ming | |
| B yin wei ta hou bian biao bu zhao ta le | |
| A dui. | |
| B zhe shi san bu ming | |
| A ei | |
| B san guo li hai you shen me dai san de shi qing? | |
| A na duo de hen a | |
| B na nin gei jiang jiang | |
| A san guo li hai you san ei, dui le, san guo li you san pi lv | |
| o, zhe ge san guo li mian you san pi lv | |
| ei, wu lun shen me shi dou qi ma a | |
| a | |
| wei you san pi lv | |
| B shi a | |
| A ni qiao | |
| B tou yi pi lv ni shuo shuo, zen me hui shi? | |
| A nin ting guo jing xi, zhuo fang cao | |
| B o, gong tang | |
| A lv bo she qi lv gu jiu | |
| B a | |
| A xi li na me chang, yuan wen shu shang ye na me xie | |
| B o | |
| A tou yi pi lv, lv bo she qi lv gu jiu, you mei you | |
| B you yi pi lv le, zhe shi yi pi le, di er pi pi lv ne? | |
| A di er pi lv jiu shi zhe ge liu xuan de | |
| B en | |
| A er gu mao lu wei yu, yu jian zhu ge liang de yue fu huang cheng yan qi zhe yi pi lv, zheng gan xia xue ta bu shi zuo le yi shou liang fu yin, jiu na ge | |
| B shen me ci? | |
| A yi ye bei feng han, wan li tong yun hou. chang kong xue luan piao, gai jin jiang shan jiu. yang mian guan tai xu, yi shi yu long dou. fen fen lin jia fei, qing ke bian yu zhou. qi lv guo xiao qiao, du tan mei hua shou! qi lv guo xiao qiao, na you yi pi lv. | |
| B o, zhe shi di er pi | |
| A ei | |
| B na me di san pi lv ne? | |
| A zhe bu jiu san pi le ma, zhe ren shen me nao jin a zhe shi | |
| B shen me ya? zhe bu gang di liang pi ma, zen me di san pi lv ne | |
| A zen me hui liang pi? zhe bu san pi, ni suan suan a | |
| B ke yi suan a, ni suan, suan ba | |
| A zhe zhuo fang cao | |
| B lv bo she qi lv gu jiu, zhe shi yi pi lv | |
| A a, dui ya | |
| B e, er gu mao lu wei yu | |
| A liu xuan de er gu mao lu wei yu, yu jian huang cheng yan yi pi lv | |
| B en, zhe shi liang pi lv | |
| A a | |
| B di san pi lv ne? | |
| A liang pi la? | |
| B en | |
| A di san pi, a zhu ge liang ta yue fu jia li hai yi pi lv ne | |
| B na jiu wan le, ei? zhu ge liang ta yue fu bu jiu shi huang cheng yan ma | |
| A o dui le, | |
| B zhe bu shi rao hu ren ma | |
| A bu shi zhu ge liang ta yue fu, zhe ge di san pi lv jiu shi, o, dui le zhu ge liang | |
| B ei. zhu zhu ge liang qi lv lai de a? | |
| A bu shi qi lv lai de, ni hai mei ting wan ne, ni jiu zhao ji | |
| B en | |
| A zhu ge liang you ge ge ge, jiao zhu ge jin, zhi dao ma? | |
| B you zhe me ge ren a | |
| da da hao jiao zhu ge zi yu | |
| a | |
| zai sun quan na tou dang mou shi | |
| shi a | |
| dui ma | |
| dui a | |
| zhu ge jin ta bu shi, yin wei, yin wei zhu ge jin ta zhe ge ren ta zhang de shi zhe ge da nao dai zhang xia ba ke | |
| en | |
| ta na, ye bu zhi shi zen me de, ta zhang de xiang lv. | |
| ei | |
| suo yi a, jiu suan yi pi | |
| zhe ge bu xiang hua | |
| wan le | |
| wan le hai, zhang de xiang lv jiu yi pi lv a? bu xiang hua | |
| bu shi, ta jin zhang de xiang lv ye bu xing | |
| en | |
| ta na, na di fang zhen you yi pi lv | |
| zen me hui shi you yi pi lv | |
| zhu ge jin you ge er zi jiao zhu ge que, shu xin er yi ge zi you nian lue de | |
| dui | |
| zhu ge que na nian cai qi sui | |
| , en | |
| you yi tian a sun quan qing zhe wen wu bai guan yan hui, da huo chi he | |
| chi fan | |
| na you you ren a jiu gen zhu ge jin wan xiao | |
| o | |
| jiu xi yan qian a la lai yi pi lv | |
| shi | |
| zai lv nao dai shang a, na bi xie le si ge zi | |
| xie de shi shen me | |
| zhu ge zi yu | |
| o | |
| da huo shui bu le a, ben lai ta zhang de zhang nao dai, zhang xia ba ke xiang lv, lv nao dai shang xie ta ming zi, zhu ge zi yu | |
| wan xiao | |
| da huo dou le le | |
| en | |
| da jia zhe me yi le ne, zhu ge jin gua bu zhu le | |
| zhu ge zi yu zen me yang? | |
| dang zhong shou jiong | |
| mei zhu yi le | |
| jiong zai na, ke mei ban fa | |
| en | |
| ke shi ta er zi, zhu ge que zai zuo | |
| ta er zi zai na | |
| na nian zhu ge que xiao hai cai qi sui, yi kan ta ba ba dang zhong shou jiong, yi sheng mei yan yu, na zhe ge bi zai zhe si ge zi di xia you tian le liang zi | |
| tian de shi shen me zi? | |
| zhi lv | |
| o, tian zhe me liang zi | |
| tian wan le da huo zai yi nian hao ting le | |
| zai yi nian ne | |
| zhu ge zi yu zhi lv, zhe lv shi ta men de le | |
| ye? | |
| ye lia fu wan yan a ba lv qi pao le | |
| qi zou le? | |
| hai mei shi | |
| de le yi pi lv | |
| shi bu shi san pi lv | |
| zhe me zhao ma san pi lv | |
| ei | |
| zhe hai ke yi. nin shuo san guo li hai you shen me dai san de shi qing a? | |
| hen duo hen duo | |
| hai you shen me ne? | |
| san guo li hai you san san qi | |
| B san qi? | |
| A ai ai ai chu qi, qi guai, chu qi de qi | |
| B zen me zhao wei san qi, di yi qi wei zen me hui shi? | |
| A yi ge ren | |
| B o, zhe hai shi yi ge ren de shi? | |
| A zhu ge liang yi ge ren jiu zhan san qi. | |
| B ta yi ge ren neng zhan zhe san qi. | |
| A san qi, chu qi me | |
| B ni shuo ta zhan zhe tou yi qi shi zen me hui shi? | |
| A tou yi qi, ta shi zhe ge wu xiang hou. | |
| B wu xiang hou. | |
| A han cheng xiang | |
| B cheng xiang | |
| A dai guan san jun si ming, dai bing da zhang | |
| B shi a | |
| A ying dang chuan zhe ge jun fu a? | |
| B a | |
| A ta bu jie | |
| B ta ne | |
| A lao nong ge ba gua xian yi chuan zhe | |
| B en | |
| A lao dao de da ban | |
| B en | |
| A shui zuo guan chuan lao dao yi shang? ni shuo qi bu qi? | |
| B zhe ge ma, zhan yi qi. | |
| A ai. | |
| B na di er qi ne? | |
| A dai bing da zhang ta zhi hui, qi ma ni de | |
| B a | |
| A dai ba bao jian a? | |
| B e | |
| A zhi hui a | |
| B shi a | |
| A ta bu de | |
| B a | |
| A wu dong liu xia lao na ba shan zi, ni shuo qi bu qi? | |
| B yin yang ba gua shan | |
| A ni shuo qi bu qi? | |
| B zhe ge zhan yi qi | |
| A zhan yi qi | |
| B san qi ne? | |
| A di san qi jiu shi zhe ge zhu ge liang de pai tou da | |
| B pai tou da? | |
| A chu men jiu zuo qi che | |
| B zuo qi che, han chao na shi hou jiu you qi che le? | |
| A a, na ge, shi lao qi che | |
| B mei ting shuo guo, lao qi che ye mei you a | |
| A zen me hui mei you a? | |
| B na shi hou neng you qi che me? | |
| A ni zhe me xiang xiang, na shi hou zen me you zhe ge mu niu liu ma, na bu shi ye ji qi me? ni ni | |
| B na ye bu jian de shi qi che a? | |
| A zen me hui bu jian de ne? ni mei ting guo zhe ge" shi kong zhan" | |
| B ting guo a | |
| A hai shi a, shi jie ting de shi hou zhu ge liang lai nian na ju da yin zi | |
| B na ge wo zhi dao a | |
| A a, zen me nian a?" yu shan guan jin" chang | |
| B yu shan guan jin | |
| A hai you ge shen me" si lun che... sai feng yun..." | |
| B a | |
| A zhe bu jiu qi che me? si lun che me? | |
| B si ge lun jiu shi qi che a? | |
| A shao yi ge lun bu shi san lun me? zai shuo sai guo feng yun de? | |
| B a | |
| A chu le fei ji bu jiu qi che me, bu guo na shi hou qi che he xian zai you qu bie? | |
| B o, bu yi yang | |
| A na shi, jiu si ji na ge wei zhi de di wei bu tong? | |
| B ye bu yi yang | |
| A xian zai kai qi che me dou shi zuo zai qian mian yi ge ren kai | |
| B a | |
| A na dang shi liang ren | |
| B zai hou bian kai | |
| A zai hou bian tui zhe | |
| B tui zhe a? | |
| A ye jiu na me ge yi si | |
| B na ni shuo ta gan ma a? | |
| A ta bu tui zhe de zou de le a | |
| B a, zhe me ge san qi | |
| A ai, san qi | |
| B san guo li hai you shen me dai san de? | |
| A na duo de hen, san guo li hai you san, ai, dui le, san guo li hai you san bu zhi dao | |
| B san guo li you san bu zhi dao | |
| A ai, san bu zhi dao | |
| B o, nin shuo zhe ge tou yi ge bu zhi dao | |
| A tou yi ge bu zhi dao | |
| B a | |
| A wen wen ni | |
| B a | |
| A zhou yu xing shen me? | |
| B zhou yu, xing zhou, ming yu, zi biao gong jin | |
| A dui, na me zhe ge zhou yu ta lao lao jia xing shen me ne? | |
| B ta...... bu zhi dao | |
| A hao, yi ge bu zhi dao le | |
| B zhe jiu yi ge bu zhi dao le | |
| A ni kan, wen ni ni bu zhi dao le me | |
| B zhe dao hao.... di er ge bu zhi dao ne | |
| A zhu ge liang xing xing shen me | |
| B fu xing zhu ge, dan zi ming liang, dao hao kong ming a | |
| A dui, na zhe zhu ge liang ta lao lao jia xing shen me ne? | |
| B ni zen me jing zhao ta lao lao jia a? bu zhi dao zhe ge | |
| A a, lia bu zhi dao le | |
| B zhe jiu lia bu zhi dao le, di san ge bu zhi dao ne? | |
| A zhang fei xing shen me? | |
| B xing zhang ming fei zi biao yi de a | |
| A xing zhang ming fei zi biao yi de, zhang fei ta lao lao jia xing shen me? | |
| B bu zhi da zhe ge | |
| A san bu zhi dao le | |
| B zhe jiu san bu zhi dao le, wo kan zhe gou liu ge bu zhi dao de? | |
| A zen me liu ge bu zhi dao a? | |
| B ni kan wo bu zhi dao | |
| A a | |
| B zhe jiu si ge le | |
| A a | |
| B wen ni ni ye bu zhi dao, zhe jiu wu ge le, guan zhong ye bu zhi dao, zhe jiu liu ge bu zhi dao a | |
| A mei na ge shi, ni shuo de hao xiao, ni wen ta lao lao jia shei zhi dao a? wo bu zhi wo neng wen ni me? | |
| B o, nin zhi dao | |
| A na zhe yi wen wo wo shuo bu shang lai na duo nan wei qing a? | |
| B ai, zhe zhi de yan jiu yan jiu | |
| A jiu shi | |
| B na nin shuo zhou yu ta lao lao jia xing shen me? | |
| A dang ran wo zhi dao, gao su ni | |
| B en | |
| A zhou yu ta lao lao jia, shi bu shi | |
| B: ai | |
| A ji zhe | |
| B: ai | |
| A ta xing ji | |
| B zhu ge liang ta lao lao jia ne? | |
| A zhu ge liang ta lao lao jia xing he | |
| B xing he, san guo yuan wen you ji zai me? you me | |
| A zen me mei you a? ni shi kan shu bu zhu yi a | |
| B na dian biao ming zhe ge le | |
| A zhou yu ming sang da qiu | |
| B zhe dian wo kan le a | |
| A zhou yu lin zou de shi hou, yao si de shi hou dui tian chang tan, shuo le liang ju | |
| B shuo shi mo a? | |
| A shuo" ji sheng yu er, he sheng liang" | |
| B en | |
| A ji shi lao tai tai sheng de zhou yu, he shi lao tai tai sheng de zhu ge liang | |
| B a, zhe ge zui li pu a, hu pi a. bu dui, na shi zhou yu de qi hua, ji sheng wo zhou yu, he bi zai you ge zhu ge liang gen wo zuo dui | |
| A na shi cuo wu, zhe shi zheng jiang | |
| B ta zhe cheng zheng jiang le, na ni shuo zhang fei ta lao lao jia xing shen me? | |
| A hei, zhe ge you xue wen le? | |
| B ni shuo shuo ze me hui shi | |
| A zhang fei ta lao lao jia, ni wen shui ye bu zhi dao? | |
| B na cha san guo yuan wen ne? | |
| A san guo yuan wen a, ni jiu ba zhang jian zhao bu chu lai ye bu zhi dao. | |
| B o | |
| A wo zhi dao | |
| B na ni zen me zhi dao de ne? | |
| A wo a, lian da ren qing jie xue wen a | |
| B a | |
| A wo zou zai jie shang, kan jian liang ge ren chao zui da jia, na ge ren shuo le yi ju hua, wo zhe me yi yan jiu, zhe ju hua da you shen chen, jie guo wo yi chuai mo wo zhi dao, ying yan zai zhang fei shen shang le | |
| B ying yan zhang fei shen shang le? | |
| A cai zhi dao, zhang fei lao lao jia xing shen me | |
| B nin shuo shuo | |
| A zhang fei lao lao jia | |
| B a | |
| A xing wu | |
| B wu | |
| A lia ren yi chao jia, pang bian yi ren shuo le yi ju hua, ai, ni men lian chao shen me a, zhe bu shi wu shi sheng fei me, wu shi lao tai tai sheng de zhang fei | |
| B zhe me hui shi a! |
| B zhè huí a, wǒ shuō zhè me yī duàn xiàng sheng. | |
| A ó, nín shì biǎo yǎn xiàng sheng | |
| B éi, duì le duì le | |
| A ó, nín niàn guò shū ma? | |
| B: wǒ a cái niàn guò sì nián xué | |
| A: shàng le sì nián xué? | |
| B kě bú shì ma | |
| A ó nà nín bǐ wǒ hái qiáng ne | |
| B ó, nín niàn le duō shǎo rì zǐ shū wa | |
| hāi, wǒ cái shàng le èr nián xué | |
| B zhè gè èr nián yào shì qín xué a, yě gòu yòng de | |
| A qín xué shì gòu yòng a, kě shì shàng le èr nián xué méi yǒu dōu wán quán dé dào dú shū de jī huì | |
| zěn me yàng ne? | |
| nào le xiē rì zi bìng | |
| bìng le duō shǎo rì zi? | |
| bìng le yī nián líng shì yí gè yuè | |
| cái niàn le yí gè yuè de shū a | |
| hái táo le tiān de xué | |
| hǎo ma, jiù niàn le yì tiān de xué a | |
| gǎn shàng nà tiān yòu shì duān wǔ | |
| B a yì tiān méi niàn a nà nǐ shuō tā gàn ma a hái | |
| A nín dāng wǒ zhēn yì tiān méi niàn ne? | |
| B a | |
| A fǎn zhèng niàn guò jǐ nián shū | |
| B nà nǐ jiù néng rèn shi bù shǎo zì | |
| A nín nà shàng le sì nián xué | |
| B kě bú shì ma | |
| A yě gòu yòng de le | |
| B hā, nín kè qì, fǎn zhèng a yǎn miàn qián ér de zì a wǒ quán rèn shi, shū bào zá zhì a ná guò lái wǒ yě néng qiáo qiáo | |
| A nà jiù dé le | |
| B éi | |
| A éi, nín dōu xǐ huān kàn shén me shū a? | |
| B ó, wǒ xǐ huān kàn de nà dōu shì gǔ diǎn wén xué | |
| A ó? shì hóng lóu a? shuǐ hǔ a? | |
| B ēn, sān xiá jiàn | |
| A sān xiá jiàn? nà jiào gǔ diǎn wén xué a? | |
| bú shì ma? | |
| nín bié qǐ hòng le | |
| ēn | |
| sān xiá jiàn nà shi huāng dàn shū, bù zěn me yàng, nín zuì xǐ huān kàn de yìng gāi shì sān guó, shuǐ hǔ, hóng lóu, zhè jiào gǔ diǎn wén xué | |
| B shì a, sān guó wǒ yě cháng kàn a | |
| A sān guó? | |
| B ēn, jīng cháng kàn sān guó, āi | |
| A āi yā, hái zhēn kàn bù tòu | |
| B bú yào shēng qì a | |
| A cháng kàn sān guó | |
| B duì le | |
| A nà hǎo zán men tán yī tán | |
| B ēn, kě yǐ yán jiū yán jiū ma | |
| A wǒ yě xǐ huān kàn sān guó | |
| ó, nǐ yě xǐ huān sān guó | |
| nǐ jì rán cháng kàn sān guó | |
| ēn | |
| nǐ shuō sān guó zhè yī bù shū lǐ tou shǔ shuí de néng nài zuì dà | |
| ó | |
| shǔ shuí yǒu néng nài | |
| zhè gè wèn tí ma hěn jiǎn dān | |
| jiǎn dān? | |
| éi | |
| nǐ shuō shuō | |
| B nǐ yào wèn zhè gè sān guó lǐ biān shǔ shuǐ de néng nài zuì dà ya | |
| A a | |
| B zhè bù sān guó lǐ biān néng nài zuì dà de, sī, nà jiù dé shuō shì sī mǎ yì le | |
| sī mǎ yì? | |
| B ēn, sī mǎ yì yǒu néng nài | |
| A sī mǎ yì yǒu shén me néng nài | |
| B nín qiáo, sān guó ma | |
| A shì a, sān guó a | |
| B sān guó wán lóu, sān fēn guī yī tǒng guī shuí le? | |
| A sān fēn guī yī tǒng guī jìn le | |
| jìn shì shuí a? | |
| sī mǎ jiā a | |
| sī mǎ jiā, sī mǎ jiā hòu bèi zuò le huáng shàng le | |
| a a | |
| B zhè bú shì sī mǎ yì yǒu néng nài ma hēi hēi hēi | |
| A ó, nǐ shuō | |
| B éi | |
| A sī mǎ yì de hòu bèi zuò le huáng shàng le nà me jiù shǔ sī mǎ yì yǒu néng nài | |
| duì lóu | |
| A nà yě bú duì | |
| B zěn me? | |
| A sī mǎ yì yào yǒu néng nài de huà, tā wèi shí me zhōng le zhū gě liàng de kōng chéng jì le ne? tā zhī dào shì kōng chéng le, rán hòu yòu yào wǎng huí dǎ, kě shì bàn dào pèng zhe zhào yún le, ràng zhào yún jiù gěi xià pǎo le, yǒu néng nài wèi shí me ràng zhào yún xià pǎo lóu a? | |
| duì. | |
| ēn? | |
| B ràng zhào yún gěi xià pǎo le | |
| A a | |
| B: zhè yī shuō nà shi zhào yún yǒu néng nài a. | |
| A: zhào yún yǒu néng nài? | |
| a | |
| : zhào yún yǒu néng nài, nà cháng bǎn pō ràng gàn ma jiào zhāng fēi gěi tā duàn hòu ya? | |
| B: ēn | |
| A: cháng bǎn pō yào méi yǒu zhāng fēi nà zhào yún bù jiù wán le ma | |
| B shì a, zhāng fēi duàn hòu, zhāng fēi hē duàn liǎo dàng yáng qiáo | |
| A a | |
| B ēn, nà shi zhāng fēi yǒu néng nài, zhāng fēi yǒu néng nài | |
| A: zhāng fēi yǒu néng nài? | |
| a | |
| zhāng fēi yǒu néng nài hǔ láo guān sān zhàn lǚ bù, gàn ma gē ér sā dǎ rén yí gè ya? | |
| duì ma, gē sān ér dōu méi dǎ guò rén jiā | |
| hái shì de | |
| sān zhàn lǚ bù, nà jiù shì lǚ bù yǒu néng nài a | |
| A: lǚ bù yǒu néng nài, bái mén lóu tā zěn me sǐ zài cáo cāo shǒu lǐ tou lóu? | |
| B: ēn, cáo cāo yǒu néng nài. | |
| A: cáo cāo yǒu néng nài? huǒ shāo zhàn chuán zěn me ràng zhū gě liàng shāo de wàng yǐng ér táo a? | |
| B: a, shì a | |
| ēn? | |
| a | |
| shuō ya! shuí yǒu néng nài a? | |
| nà jiù shì nǐ yǒu néng nài le | |
| A: wǒ yǒu shén me néng nài a? | |
| B: nǐ bǎ wǒ wèn zhù la! páo gēn wèn dǐ ér a zhè | |
| wǒ bǎ nǐ wèn zhù xiàng huà ma? | |
| B hēng | |
| A nǐ shuō bù shàng lái le | |
| wǒ shuō bù shàng lái a? nǐ yě shuō bù shàng lái! | |
| a? wǒ yào bù zhī dào wǒ gǎn gēn nǐ shuō ma? | |
| B hǎo hǎo hǎo | |
| A dāng rán wǒ zhī dào | |
| nà nǐ shuō nǐ shuō, nǐ shuō sān guó lǐ shuí yǒu néng nài, tīng nǐ de | |
| A nǐ zhè nǐ zhè shén me tài dù a? | |
| B běn lái nǐ bú shì zhī dào ma | |
| gàn ma ne nǐ zhè shì? hǎo hǎo nǐ shuō nǐ shuō, zěn me gè yì sī? tái gàng zhǎng xué wèn? zhè yàng wǒ néng gào sù nǐ ma | |
| nǐ bú shì zhī dào ma | |
| wǒ zhī dào wǒ jiù zhè yàng gào sù nǐ, nǐ nǐ nǐ nǐ zhī dào nǐ shuō nǐ shuō, nǐ yào wèn lù jiù zhè me wèn? qián, qián mén wǎng nǎ mén zǒu? nǐ rèn shi, nǐ shuō nǐ shuō, rén shuō wǎng běi zǒu, yuè zǒu yuè yuǎn dào hòu mén le. | |
| B zǒu yuǎn le hái | |
| A bú shì nǐ zhè rén shuō huà yì diǎn guī jǔ dōu méi yǒu | |
| B a, tóng zhì, nín shuō zhè sān guó lǐ tou shuí zuì yǒu néng nài a? | |
| A āi, zhè yàng rén jiā hǎo gào sù nǐ | |
| shì shì shì | |
| nǐ jì zhe | |
| éi éi | |
| wǎng hòu ne shuō de jiǎng de tán de lùn de | |
| ēn | |
| rén yī wèn zhǒng fǎ huī kàn guò sān guó, kàn guò, sān guó shuí yǒu néng nài, nǐ zhè me yī shuō, rén zhè me yī tīng, ā, bà le, zhǒng fǎ huī kàn zhè bù sān guó kàn dí zhēn xì zhì, hǎo, zǒng děi luò zhè me yí gè | |
| ó, wèi le yán jiū zhè gè | |
| éi | |
| shì shì shì | |
| zhè shì xué wèn, éi, zhī dào ma? | |
| B nín shuō sān guó shuí yǒu néng nài a | |
| A jì zhe | |
| B éi, nín shuō shuí yǒu néng nài ba | |
| A jì gōng zhǎng lǎo | |
| B zhè, a? | |
| A jì gōng zhǎng lǎo, jì diān sēng, ā, néng nài kě dà le, yòng shǒu yī zhǐ, éi chī le hēi, tā néng bǎ huá yún lóng dìng zhù | |
| B xíng le, nín jiù bié shuō le, zhè shì sān guó ma? | |
| A a | |
| B zhè shì jì gōng chuán, sòng cháo de shì qíng | |
| A a duì, wǒ tí de shì sòng cháo sān guó | |
| méi tīng shuō guò, yǒu sòng cháo de sān guó ma zhè, zhè jiā huo | |
| zhè shì gēn nín shuō xiào huà ne | |
| éi, bú yào xiào yóu | |
| shuō zhēn de nǐ yě bù zhī dào | |
| B shuō zhēn de wǒ zěn me bù zhī dào a? | |
| A nǐ yán jiū yán jiū | |
| B a | |
| A zhè gè sān guó zhè bù shū, tā wèi shí me qǐ míng jiào sān guó? | |
| B a | |
| A zěn gè yì sī? | |
| B zhè gè wèn tí ma, nín wèn de hěn duì | |
| A hěn duì? | |
| B zhí de yán jiū | |
| A nǐ jiǎng a | |
| B wèi shí me tā jiào sān guó a | |
| A wèi shí me jiào sān guó a | |
| B jiù shì yīn wèi a wèi shǔ wú, zhè shì sān ge, āi wèi shǔ wú, zhè shì sān ge, sān ge guó | |
| A wèi shǔ wú? | |
| B a, wèi shǔ wú zhēng hàn dǐng ma | |
| A yóu dǎ zhè qǐ míng jiào sān guó | |
| B a | |
| A nà bú duì ba | |
| B zěn me hái bú duì a | |
| A wèi shǔ wú jiào sān guó, nà shí bā lù tǎo dǒng zhuō, tā wèi shí me bù jiào shí bā guó ne | |
| B nà bù chéng a | |
| A zěn zěn me bù chéng a | |
| nà nà zhèn nà bù hái méi chéng shì ne ma | |
| A ó, zhū hóu méi chéng shì ne | |
| B a | |
| A chéng shì de suàn, jiàng sūn hào sān fēn guī yī tǒng le, tā píng shén me bù jiào yī guó ne | |
| wǒ nǎ zhī dào a, nǐ zhè bù tái gàng ma zhè bù. nà nín shuō zhè bù shū yīn wèi shí me tā jiào sān guó ne? | |
| āi, zhè lǐ tou dà yǒu yì yì | |
| B ēn, gěi wǒ jiě shì jiě shì | |
| A gào sù nǐ | |
| ēn | |
| wèi shí me dān qǐ míng jiào sān guó ne | |
| zěn me gè yì sī | |
| tā shì zhè gè sān guó a | |
| B a, tā yě méi zhǔn pǔ | |
| A zěn me huì méi zhǔn pǔ ne | |
| nà nín shuō | |
| qǐ míng jiào sān guó de yuán yīn | |
| ēn | |
| jiù shì yīn wèi ya | |
| a | |
| zhè gè sān guó shàng jìn shì sān | |
| B a? | |
| A āi, gù cǐ jiào sān guó, sān guó le | |
| a jìn shì sān jiù shì sān guó la? | |
| duì le | |
| B zhè bú duì | |
| A éi duì | |
| B zěn me huí shì jìn shì sān ne? | |
| mù lù lǐ tou, dài sān zì de mù lù hěn duō | |
| B ó | |
| A míng kòu àn kòu lǐ tou yǒu hěn duō dài sān zì de shì qíng, gù cǐ jiào sān guó | |
| shì ma? | |
| nà dāng rán le | |
| B zhè sān guó lǐ dōu yǒu shén me dài sān de shì qíng a? | |
| A hěn duō | |
| a | |
| wǒ xiān gěi nǐ shuō shuō dài sān zì mù lù nǐ tīng tīng | |
| kàn kàn yǒu duō shǎo | |
| éi | |
| dōu yǒu shén me dài sān zì de mù lù | |
| tóu yí gè mù lù jiù shì dài sān zì de | |
| ó, dì yī huí | |
| nǐ qiáo yàn táo yuán háo jié sān jié yì, zhè yǒu méi yǒu? | |
| bù cuò, zhè dǎo shì yǒu sān | |
| ēn, shì zhè gè hǔ láo guān sān yīng zhàn lǚ bù, yǒu méi yǒu? | |
| yǒu sān | |
| shì, táo gōng zǔ sān ràng xú zhōu | |
| yǒu | |
| cáo mèng dé huì hé sān jiāng | |
| yǒu | |
| shì, yuán cáo gè qǐ mǎ bù sān jūn | |
| yǒu | |
| liú xuán dé sān gù cǎo lú | |
| yǒu | |
| wèi chū máo lú dìng sān fēn | |
| yǒu | |
| gōng zǐ liú qí sān qiú jì | |
| yǒu | |
| sān jiāng kǒu cáo cāo zhé bīng | |
| B yǒu | |
| A shì, sān jiāng kǒu zhōu yú zòng huǒ | |
| B yǒu | |
| A sān qì zhōu yú | |
| B yǒu | |
| A sān qín mèng huò | |
| B yǒu. āi, bù bù, méi yǒu! chà diǎn méi ràng tā méng guò qù | |
| A zěn.. zěn me méng guò qù a? | |
| sān qín mèng huò a? | |
| a | |
| qī qín mèng huò | |
| jǐ qín? | |
| qī qín mèng huò | |
| qī qín a? | |
| éi, | |
| ā, nǐ hú tú a. | |
| zěn me? | |
| yǒu qī qín bì rán yǒu sān qín a | |
| wèi shí me ne? | |
| nà bù néng yóu dǎ èr jiù tiào dào sì shǎng qù. | |
| tā zhè yě dào duì | |
| duì bú duì ma? | |
| a, shì shì shì | |
| sān qín mèng huò, | |
| hǎo ma, | |
| zhū gě liàng zhì qǔ sān jùn | |
| ēn, yǒu a | |
| shì zhè gè zhū gě liàng sān chū qí shān | |
| sān sān, bú shì liù chū qí shān ma | |
| a, nǐ hú tú, tā bú shì èr sān rú liù ma | |
| hǎo ma | |
| sān fá zhōng yuán | |
| B " jiǔ fá zhōng yuán a" | |
| A B hé sān sān jiàn jiǔ a! | |
| wǒ jiù zhī dào ma, xiǎo jiā jiǔ yě shàng lái le | |
| shì bú shì? | |
| dài sān zì de mù lù dǎo shì bù shǎo | |
| éi, lǐ miàn hái yǒu hěn duō dài sān zì de shì qíng ne | |
| nín shuō dōu yǒu shén me shì qíng shì dài sān de ne? | |
| dài sān zì de shì | |
| a | |
| yǒu, sān guó lǐ miàn yǒu zhè me sān bù míng | |
| ó, zhè yī bù shū lǐ tou a, sān guó yǒu sān bù míng | |
| yǒu zhè me sān ge rén a | |
| a | |
| shì yǒu xìng wú míng, yǒu míng wú xìng, hái yǒu yí gè shì wú míng wú xìng | |
| B zhè dé yán jiū yán jiū | |
| A nín yán jiū ba | |
| B nín shuō tóu yí gè zhè gè yǒu xìng wú míng zhè yī wèi shì shuí? | |
| yǒu xìng wú míng a? | |
| a | |
| dōng wú de qiáo guó lǎo, yǒu xìng wú míng ma, qiáo guó lǎo tā xìng qiáo, jiào shén me a? | |
| nà zěn me huì yǒu xìng wú míng a | |
| zěn, zěn me? | |
| tā bú shì yǒu míng zì ma | |
| qiáo guó lǎo jiào shén me a? | |
| xìng qiáo míng guó lǎo ma | |
| míng guó lǎo? | |
| jiù shì zì biǎo guó lǎo | |
| jiù jiù béng zì biǎo le | |
| a? | |
| rén yǒu jiào guó lǎo de? nà guó lǎo shì guān qīn, nà xiàng huà ma? nǐ fù qīn jiào guó lǎo, nà nǐ qǐ míng jiào guó jiù. | |
| shuí a? | |
| zhè bú shì qǐ, zhè bú shì qǐ hòng ma zhè | |
| B qiáo guó lǎo shì guān qīn a? | |
| A éi, tā shì guān qīn | |
| B méi yǒu míng zì? | |
| A méi yǒu míng zì | |
| bù, tā yǒu míng zì | |
| yǒu míng zì jiào shén me a? | |
| wǒ tīng guò jīng xì a. zài zhè gè chàng dà xì lǐ tou, zhè qiáo guó lǎo tā jiù yǒu míng ma | |
| ēn jiào | |
| hé qiáo xuán | |
| éi, duì duì duì duì duì, nǐ yě tīng guò zhè chū xì? | |
| A wǒ tīng guò, dāng rán wǒ tīng guò | |
| B gān lù sì ma | |
| A bú duì | |
| a? | |
| sān guó nà yuán wén shàng méi xiě zhe | |
| yuán wén shàng méi yǒu? | |
| éi, jīng xì gān lù sì qiáo guó lǎo qǐ míng jiào qiáo xuán, yīn wèi zhè qiáo guó lǎo tā qù de shì zhè gè zhèng jiǎo | |
| zhèng jué er | |
| zhèng jué er chū lái tā dé bào míng | |
| B ēn | |
| A nǐ dào zhè, ǎn qiáo guó lǎo, nǐ shì shuí de guó lǎo a? | |
| B dǎo shì biè niǔ | |
| A gù cǐ ne tā gěi qǐ míng jiào qiáo xuán, wèi shí me dān jiào qiáo xuán ne? | |
| B wèi shí me ne? | |
| A sān guó yuán wén méi yǒu | |
| B ó | |
| A dìng xiàn zài nǎ chá yě chá bù chū lái, bù zhī dào qiáo guó lǎo jiù shén me a, qiáo xuán zhè gè hái shì gè xuán àn ne | |
| B a? | |
| A gù cǐ jiào qiáo xuán | |
| B hái méi shí zài xià lái ne, gù cǐ jiào qiáo xuán | |
| A duì | |
| B tóu yí gè zhè gè shì yǒu xìng wú míng | |
| A yǒu xìng wú míng qiáo guó lǎo | |
| B dì èr yí gè, yǒu míng wú xìng de zhè yí gè shì shuí a? | |
| A wáng sī tú qiáo shì lián huán jì | |
| B wáng yǔn a | |
| A wáng yǔn de gē jī, diāo chán, yǒu míng méi xìng | |
| B éi, zhè gè bú duì | |
| A a? bú duì | |
| B tā yǒu xìng a | |
| A diāo chán? | |
| B diāo chán ma | |
| A xìng shén me a? | |
| B xìng diāo míng chán zì yā huán a | |
| A zì yā huán? | |
| B ēn hè | |
| A zhè jiā huo zhè kě lè | |
| B duì bú duì? | |
| A méi tīng shuō guò | |
| B nà zěn me zhāo? | |
| A tā jiù jiào diāo chán | |
| B ó, tā méi yǒu xìng | |
| A nǐ shuō xìng wáng, xìng wáng yě bú duì, tā shì wáng yǔn de gē jī | |
| B nà me sān guó yuán wén shàng yǒu méi yǒu? | |
| A yuán wén shàng méi yǒu | |
| B ó | |
| A rén shuō àn zhè gè yuán qǔ shàng shuō ya, yǒu xìng | |
| B àn yuán qǔ shàng shuō tā xìng shén me jiào shén me? | |
| A diāo chán xìng rèn | |
| B xìng rèn a? | |
| A tā shì shān xī rèn ān zhī nǚ, rén huàn rèn hóng chāng | |
| B ó, rèn hóng chāng | |
| A kě shì sān guó yuán wén shàng méi biǎo | |
| B yuán qǔ shàng biǎo le | |
| A wán le zhè gè | |
| B ó, wáng yǔn de gē jī | |
| A diāo chán | |
| B ó, hái yǒu yí gè méi míng méi xìng de zhè gè shì shuí a? | |
| A méi míng méi xìng | |
| B a | |
| A zhāng yì dé nù biān dū yóu, zhī dào ba? | |
| B zhī dào | |
| A éi, jiù shì zhè gè dū yóu yě méi míng zì yě méi xìng | |
| B dū yóu zěn me huí shì? | |
| A dū yóu tā bù néng xìng dū míng yóu a | |
| B a | |
| A nà gè dū yóu shì yí gè hàn cháo de yí gè guān xián | |
| B ó, guān xián a? | |
| A hàn cháo de guān xián, bù néng shuō xìng dū míng yóu, shì bú shì? | |
| B duì duì duì | |
| A yě méi míng yě méi xìng | |
| B zhè sān ge, sān bù míng | |
| A éi, yào bù zěn me sān guó zhè yī bù shū rén jiā xiǎng, shǔ zhè gè dū yóu wō xīn a | |
| B tā zěn me huì wō xīn la? | |
| A tā bái ràng zhāng fēi zòu nà me yī dùn, yě bù zhī dào xìng shén me jiào shén me, yǐ hòu yě bù tí zhè chá le, hé zhe zhè zhè rén jiù wèi ái dǎ lái de. sān bù míng | |
| B yīn wèi tā hòu biān biǎo bù zháo tā le | |
| A duì. | |
| B zhè shì sān bù míng | |
| A éi | |
| B sān guó lǐ hái yǒu shén me dài sān de shì qíng? | |
| A nà duō de hěn a | |
| B nà nín gěi jiǎng jiǎng | |
| A sān guó lǐ hái yǒu sān éi, duì le, sān guó lǐ yǒu sān pǐ lǘ | |
| ó, zhè gè sān guó lǐ miàn yǒu sān pǐ lǘ | |
| éi, wú lùn shén me shì dōu qí mǎ a | |
| a | |
| wéi yǒu sān pǐ lǘ | |
| B shì a | |
| A nǐ qiáo | |
| B tóu yī pǐ lǘ nǐ shuō shuō, zěn me huí shì? | |
| A nín tīng guò jīng xì, zhuō fàng cáo | |
| B ó, gōng táng | |
| A lǚ bó shē qí lǘ gū jiǔ | |
| B a | |
| A xì lǐ nà me chàng, yuán wén shū shàng yě nà me xiě | |
| B ó | |
| A tóu yī pǐ lǘ, lǚ bó shē qí lǘ gū jiǔ, yǒu méi yǒu | |
| B yǒu yī pǐ lǘ le, zhè shì yī pǐ le, dì èr pǐ pǐ lǘ ne? | |
| A dì èr pǐ lǘ jiù shì zhè gè liú xuán dé | |
| B ēn | |
| A èr gù máo lú wèi yù, yù jiàn zhū gě liàng de yuè fù huáng chéng yàn qí zhe yī pǐ lǘ, zhèng gǎn xià xuě tā bú shì zuò le yī shǒu liáng fù yín, jiù nà gè | |
| B shén me cí? | |
| A yī yè běi fēng hán, wàn lǐ tóng yún hòu. cháng kōng xuě luàn piāo, gǎi jǐn jiāng shān jiù. yǎng miàn guān tài xū, yí shì yù lóng dòu. fēn fēn lín jiǎ fēi, qǐng kè biàn yǔ zhòu. qí lǘ guò xiǎo qiáo, dú tàn méi huā shòu! qí lǘ guò xiǎo qiáo, nà yǒu yī pǐ lǘ. | |
| B ó, zhè shì dì èr pǐ | |
| A éi | |
| B nà me dì sān pǐ lǘ ne? | |
| A zhè bù jiù sān pǐ le ma, zhè rén shén me nǎo jīn a zhè shì | |
| B shén me ya? zhè bù gāng dì liǎng pǐ ma, zěn me dì sān pǐ lǘ ne | |
| A zěn me huì liǎng pǐ? zhè bù sān pǐ, nǐ suàn suàn a | |
| B kě yǐ suàn a, nǐ suàn, suàn ba | |
| A zhè zhuō fàng cáo | |
| B lǚ bó shē qí lǘ gù jiǔ, zhè shì yī pǐ lǘ | |
| A a, duì ya | |
| B é, èr gù máo lú wèi yù | |
| A liú xuán dé èr gū máo lú wèi yù, yù jiàn huáng chéng yàn yī pǐ lǘ | |
| B ēn, zhè shì liǎng pǐ lǘ | |
| A a | |
| B dì sān pǐ lǘ ne? | |
| A liǎng pǐ la? | |
| B ēn | |
| A dì sān pǐ, a zhū gě liàng tā yuè fù jiā lǐ hái yī pǐ lǘ ne | |
| B nà jiù wán le, éi? zhū gě liàng tā yuè fù bù jiù shì huáng chéng yàn ma | |
| A ó duì le, | |
| B zhè bú shì rào hǔ rén ma | |
| A bú shì zhū gě liàng tā yuè fù, zhè gè dì sān pǐ lǘ jiù shì, ó, duì le zhū gě liàng | |
| B éi. zhū zhū gě liàng qí lǘ lái de a? | |
| A bú shì qí lǘ lái de, nǐ hái méi tīng wán ne, nǐ jiù zháo jí | |
| B ēn | |
| A zhū gě liàng yǒu gè gē ge, jiào zhū gě jǐn, zhī dào ma? | |
| B yǒu zhè me gè rén a | |
| dà dà háo jiào zhū gě zi yú | |
| a | |
| zài sūn quán nà tóu dāng móu shì | |
| shì a | |
| duì ma | |
| duì a | |
| zhū gě jǐn tā bú shì, yīn wèi, yīn wèi zhū gě jǐn tā zhè gè rén tā zhǎng de shì zhè gè dà nǎo dài zhǎng xià bā kē | |
| ēn | |
| tā nà, yě bù zhī shì zěn me de, tā zhǎng de xiàng lǘ. | |
| éi | |
| suǒ yǐ a, jiù suàn yī pǐ | |
| zhè gè bù xiàng huà | |
| wán le | |
| wán le hái, zhǎng de xiàng lǘ jiù yī pǐ lǘ a? bù xiàng huà | |
| bú shì, tā jǐn zhǎng de xiàng lǘ yě bù xíng | |
| ēn | |
| tā nà, nà dì fāng zhēn yǒu yī pǐ lǘ | |
| zěn me huí shì yǒu yī pǐ lǘ | |
| zhū gě jǐn yǒu gè ér zi jiào zhū gě què, shù xīn ér yǐ gè zi yǒu niàn lüè de | |
| duì | |
| zhū gě què nà nián cái qī suì | |
| , ēn | |
| yǒu yì tiān a sūn quán qǐng zhè wén wǔ bǎi guān yàn huì, dà huǒ chī hē | |
| chī fàn | |
| nà yǒu yǒu rén a jiù gēn zhū gě jǐn wán xiào | |
| ó | |
| jiǔ xí yàn qián a lā lái yī pǐ lǘ | |
| shì | |
| zài lǘ nǎo dài shàng a, nà bǐ xiě le sì gè zì | |
| xiě de shì shén me | |
| zhū gě zi yú | |
| ó | |
| dà huǒ shuí bù lè a, běn lái tā zhǎng de zhǎng nǎo dài, zhǎng xià bā kē xiàng lǘ, lǘ nǎo dài shàng xiě tā míng zì, zhū gě zi yú | |
| wán xiào | |
| dà huǒ dōu lè le | |
| ēn | |
| dà jiā zhè me yī lè ne, zhū gě jǐn guà bú zhù le | |
| zhū gě zi yú zěn me yàng? | |
| dāng zhōng shòu jiǒng | |
| méi zhǔ yì le | |
| jiǒng zài nà, kě méi bàn fǎ | |
| ēn | |
| kě shì tā ér zi, zhū gě què zài zuò | |
| tā ér zi zài nà | |
| nà nián zhū gě què xiǎo hái cái qī suì, yī kàn tā bà bà dāng zhōng shòu jiǒng, yī shēng méi yán yǔ, nà zhè gè bǐ zài zhè sì gè zì dǐ xià yòu tiān le liǎng zì | |
| tián de shì shén me zì? | |
| zhī lǘ | |
| ó, tián zhè me liǎng zì | |
| tián wán le dà huǒ zài yī niàn hǎo tīng le | |
| zài yī niàn ne | |
| zhū gě zi yú zhī lǘ, zhè lǘ shì tā men de le | |
| yé? | |
| yé liǎ fù wán yàn a bǎ lǘ qí pǎo le | |
| qí zǒu le? | |
| hái méi shì | |
| dé le yī pǐ lǘ | |
| shì bú shì sān pǐ lǘ | |
| zhè me zhāo ma sān pǐ lǘ | |
| éi | |
| zhè hái kě yǐ. nín shuō sān guó lǐ hái yǒu shén me dài sān de shì qíng a? | |
| hěn duō hěn duō | |
| hái yǒu shén me ne? | |
| sān guó lǐ hái yǒu sān sān qí | |
| B sān qí? | |
| A āi āi āi chū qí, qí guài, chū qí de qí | |
| B zěn me zhāo wèi sān qí, dì yī qí wèi zěn me huí shì? | |
| A yí ge rén | |
| B ó, zhè hái shì yí ge rén de shì? | |
| A zhū gě liàng yí ge rén jiù zhàn sān qí. | |
| B tā yí ge rén néng zhàn zhè sān qí. | |
| A sān qí, chū qí me | |
| B nǐ shuō tā zhàn zhè tóu yī qí shì zěn me huí shì? | |
| A tóu yī qí, tā shì zhè gè wǔ xiāng hòu. | |
| B wǔ xiāng hòu. | |
| A hàn chéng xiàng | |
| B chéng xiàng | |
| A dài guǎn sān jūn sī mìng, dài bīng dǎ zhàng | |
| B shì a | |
| A yīng dāng chuān zhè gè jūn fú a? | |
| B a | |
| A tā bù jié | |
| B tā ne | |
| A lǎo nòng gè bā guà xiān yī chuān zhe | |
| B ēn | |
| A lǎo dào de dǎ bàn | |
| B ēn | |
| A shuí zuò guān chuān lǎo dào yī shang? nǐ shuō qí bù qí? | |
| B zhè gè ma, zhàn yī qí. | |
| A āi. | |
| B nà dì èr qí ne? | |
| A dài bīng dǎ zhàng tā zhǐ huī, qǐ mǎ nǐ dé | |
| B a | |
| A dài bǎ bǎo jiàn a? | |
| B é | |
| A zhǐ huī a | |
| B shì a | |
| A tā bù dé | |
| B a | |
| A wǔ dōng liù xià lǎo ná bǎ shàn zi, nǐ shuō qí bù qí? | |
| B yīn yáng bā guà shàn | |
| A nǐ shuō qí bù qí? | |
| B zhè gè zhàn yī qí | |
| A zhàn yī qí | |
| B sān qí ne? | |
| A dì sān qí jiù shì zhè gè zhū gě liàng de pài tóu dà | |
| B pài tóu dà? | |
| A chū mén jiù zuò qì chē | |
| B zuò qì chē, hàn cháo nà shí hou jiù yǒu qì chē le? | |
| A a, nà gè, shì lǎo qì chē | |
| B méi tīng shuō guò, lǎo qì chē yě méi yǒu a | |
| A zěn me huì méi yǒu a? | |
| B nà shí hou néng yǒu qì chē me? | |
| A nǐ zhè me xiǎng xiǎng, nà shí hou zěn me yǒu zhè gè mù niú liú mǎ, nà bú shì yě jī qì me? nǐ nǐ | |
| B nà yě bú jiàn de shì qì chē a? | |
| A zěn me huì bú jiàn de ne? nǐ méi tīng guò zhè gè" shī kòng zhǎn" | |
| B tīng guò a | |
| A hái shì ā, shī jiē tíng de shí hòu zhū gě liàng lái niàn nà jù dà yǐn zǐ | |
| B nà gè wǒ zhī dào a | |
| A a, zěn me niàn a?" yǔ shàn guān jīn" chàng | |
| B yǔ shàn guān jīn | |
| A hái yǒu gè shén me" sì lún chē... sài fēng yún..." | |
| B a | |
| A zhè bù jiù qì chē me? sì lún chē me? | |
| B sì gè lún jiù shì qì chē a? | |
| A shǎo yí gè lún bú shì sān lún me? zài shuō sài guò fēng yún de? | |
| B a | |
| A chú le fēi jī bù jiù qì chē me, bù guò nà shí hou qì chē hé xiàn zài yǒu qū bié? | |
| B ó, bù yí yàng | |
| A nà shi, jiù sī jī nà gè wèi zhì de dì wèi bù tóng? | |
| B yě bù yí yàng | |
| A xiàn zài kāi qì chē me dōu shì zuò zài qián miàn yí ge rén kāi | |
| B a | |
| A nà dàng shì liǎng rén | |
| B zài hòu biān kāi | |
| A zài hòu biān tuī zhe | |
| B tuī zhe a? | |
| A yě jiù nà me gè yì sī | |
| B nà nǐ shuō tā gàn ma a? | |
| A tā bù tuī zhe dé zǒu de le a | |
| B a, zhè me gè sān qí | |
| A āi, sān qí | |
| B sān guó lǐ hái yǒu shén me dài sān dé? | |
| A nà duō de hěn, sān guó lǐ hái yǒu sān, āi, duì le, sān guó lǐ hái yǒu sān bù zhī dào | |
| B sān guó lǐ yǒu sān bù zhī dào | |
| A āi, sān bù zhī dào | |
| B ó, nín shuō zhè gè tóu yí gè bù zhī dào | |
| A tóu yí gè bù zhī dào | |
| B a | |
| A wèn wèn nǐ | |
| B a | |
| A zhōu yú xìng shén me? | |
| B zhōu yú, xìng zhōu, míng yú, zì biǎo gōng jǐn | |
| A duì, nà me zhè gè zhōu yú tā lǎo lǎo jiā xìng shén me ne? | |
| B tā...... bù zhī dào | |
| A hǎo, yí gè bù zhī dào le | |
| B zhè jiù yí gè bù zhī dào le | |
| A nǐ kàn, wèn nǐ nǐ bù zhī dào le me | |
| B zhè dǎo hǎo.... dì èr gè bù zhī dào ne | |
| A zhū gě liàng xìng xìng shén me | |
| B fù xìng zhū gě, dān zi míng liàng, dào hào kǒng míng a | |
| A duì, nà zhè zhū gě liàng tā lǎo lǎo jiā xìng shén me ne? | |
| B nǐ zěn me jìng zhǎo tā lǎo lǎo jiā a? bù zhī dào zhè gè | |
| A a, liǎ bù zhī dào le | |
| B zhè jiù liǎ bù zhī dào le, dì sān ge bù zhī dào ne? | |
| A zhāng fēi xìng shén me? | |
| B xìng zhāng míng fēi zì biǎo yì dé a | |
| A xìng zhāng míng fēi zì biǎo yì dé, zhāng fēi tā lǎo lǎo jiā xìng shén me? | |
| B bù zhī dà zhè gè | |
| A sān bù zhī dào le | |
| B zhè jiù sān bù zhī dào le, wǒ kàn zhè gòu liù ge bù zhī dào de? | |
| A zěn me liù ge bù zhī dào a? | |
| B nǐ kàn wǒ bù zhī dào | |
| A a | |
| B zhè jiù sì gè le | |
| A a | |
| B wèn nǐ nǐ yě bù zhī dào, zhè jiù wǔ gè le, guān zhòng yě bù zhī dào, zhè jiù liù ge bù zhī dào a | |
| A méi nà gè shì, nǐ shuō de hǎo xiào, nǐ wèn tā lǎo lǎo jiā shéi zhī dào a? wǒ bù zhī wǒ néng wèn nǐ me? | |
| B ó, nín zhī dào | |
| A nà zhè yī wèn wǒ wǒ shuō bù shàng lái nà duō nán wéi qíng a? | |
| B āi, zhè zhí de yán jiū yán jiū | |
| A jiù shì | |
| B nà nín shuō zhōu yú tā lǎo lǎo jiā xìng shén me? | |
| A dāng rán wǒ zhī dào, gào sù nǐ | |
| B ēn | |
| A zhōu yú tā lǎo lǎo jiā, shì bú shì | |
| B: āi | |
| A jì zhě | |
| B: āi | |
| A tā xìng jì | |
| B zhū gě liàng tā lǎo lǎo jiā ne? | |
| A zhū gě liàng tā lǎo lǎo jiā xìng hé | |
| B xìng hé, sān guó yuán wén yǒu jì zǎi me? yǒu me | |
| A zěn me méi yǒu a? nǐ shì kàn shū bù zhù yì a | |
| B nǎ diǎn biǎo míng zhè gè le | |
| A zhōu yú mìng sàng dà qiū | |
| B zhè diǎn wǒ kàn le a | |
| A zhōu yú lín zǒu de shí hòu, yào sǐ de shí hòu duì tiān cháng tàn, shuō le liǎng jù | |
| B shuō shí mǒ a? | |
| A shuō" jì shēng yú ér, hé shēng liàng" | |
| B ēn | |
| A jì shì lǎo tài tài shēng de zhōu yú, hé shì lǎo tài tài shēng de zhū gě liàng | |
| B a, zhè gè zuì lí pǔ a, hú pī a. bú duì, nà shi zhōu yú de qì huà, jì shēng wǒ zhōu yú, hé bì zài yǒu gè zhū gě liàng gēn wǒ zuò duì | |
| A nà shi cuò wù, zhè shì zhèng jiǎng | |
| B tā zhè chéng zhèng jiǎng le, nà nǐ shuō zhāng fēi tā lǎo lǎo jiā xìng shén me? | |
| A hēi, zhè gè yǒu xué wèn le? | |
| B nǐ shuō shuō zé me huì shì | |
| A zhāng fēi tā lǎo lǎo jiā, nǐ wèn shuí yě bù zhī dào? | |
| B nà chá sān guó yuán wén ne? | |
| A sān guó yuán wén a, nǐ jiù bǎ zhāng jiàn zhǎo bù chū lái yě bù zhī dào. | |
| B ó | |
| A wǒ zhī dào | |
| B nà nǐ zěn me zhī dào de ne? | |
| A wǒ a, liàn dá rén qíng jiē xué wèn a | |
| B a | |
| A wǒ zǒu zài jiē shàng, kàn jiàn liǎng gè rén chǎo zuǐ dǎ jià, nà gè rén shuō le yī jù huà, wǒ zhè me yī yán jiū, zhè jù huà dà yǒu shēn chén, jié guǒ wǒ yī chuǎi mó wǒ zhī dào, yìng yàn zài zhāng fēi shēn shàng le | |
| B yìng yàn zhāng fēi shēn shàng le? | |
| A cái zhī dào, zhāng fēi lǎo lǎo jiā xìng shén me | |
| B nín shuō shuō | |
| A zhāng fēi lǎo lǎo jiā | |
| B a | |
| A xìng wú | |
| B wú | |
| A liǎ rén yī chǎo jià, páng biān yī rén shuō le yī jù huà, āi, nǐ men lián chǎo shén me a, zhè bú shì wú shì shēng fēi me, wú shì lǎo tài tài shēng de zhāng fēi | |
| B zhè me huí shì a! |
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