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...We already played that |
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We're going to lighten it up a bit |
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We're going to lighten it up a bit |
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This really isn't a stupid song |
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This is a special song |
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This is an important song |
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This is a dance song |
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This is.. THIS IS RED ROCKS...THIS IS THE EDGE!!! |
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No really this is a song about... |
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We want to get serious now that we have your attention |
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We want to talk about.. |
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We want to talk about an important man (Diarrhea!-Mike) |
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Who could have an important effect |
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On everybody in this room's lives |
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If they were willing to take the chance |
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To let this person into their hearts and their views |
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Because this is a special man |
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this man was a philosepher many years ago |
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(Background OOOH's and AHH's begin here) |
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And this man wrote a great book |
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For this is the author of the Helping Friendly Book |
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The book that could change your life, the way it changed ours |
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And I hope that someday |
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That you, you people will all have the chance |
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To read the Helping Friendly Book |
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And experience the wisdom |
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Of the great and knowledgeable |
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Man who wrote the Helping Friendly Book |
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Because he is, the great and knowledgeable |
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He is the one, the only |
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Author of the great Helping Friendly Book |
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HE is, the man, the great man, the only |
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the special |
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His name is... |
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The Author of the Helping Friendly Book |
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He is the great, the knowledgeable |
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The one, the only |
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The great and knowledgeable |
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Person who wrote the Helping Friendly Book |
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His name could only be |
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The one, the only |
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The only, the special, the Author of the Helping Friendly Book |
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HE WROTE THE PHUCKING BOOK OK! |
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HE WROTE THE BOOK |
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His name.. |
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WAS.. |
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ICCULUS!!!!! |
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( this part is sung ) |
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Written by the great and knowledgeable Icculus |
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Ya! Our children are old enough |
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To read ICCULUS (or Ridicule us) |
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A cold and lonely night |
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Running the pace of her fright |
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Look at her face tonight! |
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(Starts to go into a jam, then stops abruptly) |
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Thanks! |
