| Song | Particle Man |
| Artist | They Might Be Giants |
| Album | They Might Be Giants - Flood + Apollo 18 |
| Vocal：John Linnell | |
| Particle man, particle man | |
| Doing the things a particle can | |
| What's he like? It's not important | |
| Particle man | |
| Is he a dot, or is he a speck? | |
| When he's underwater does he get wet? | |
| Or does the water get him instead? | |
| Nobody knows, Particle man | |
| Triangle man, Triangle man | |
| Triangle man hates particle man | |
| They have a fight, Triangle wins | |
| Triangle man | |
| Universe man, Universe man | |
| Size of the entire universe man | |
| Usually kind to smaller man | |
| Universe man | |
| He's got a watch with a minute hand, | |
| Millenium hand and an eon hand | |
| When they meet it's a happy land | |
| Powerful man, universe man | |
| Person man, person man | |
| Hit on the head with a frying pan | |
| Lives his life in a garbage can | |
| Person man | |
| Is he depressed or is he a mess? | |
| Does he feel totally worthless? | |
| Who came up with person man? | |
| Degraded man, person man | |
| Triangle man, triangle man | |
| Triangle man hates person man | |
| They have a fight, triangle wins | |
| Triangle man |
| Vocal: John Linnell | |
| Particle man, particle man | |
| Doing the things a particle can | |
| What' s he like? It' s not important | |
| Particle man | |
| Is he a dot, or is he a speck? | |
| When he' s underwater does he get wet? | |
| Or does the water get him instead? | |
| Nobody knows, Particle man | |
| Triangle man, Triangle man | |
| Triangle man hates particle man | |
| They have a fight, Triangle wins | |
| Triangle man | |
| Universe man, Universe man | |
| Size of the entire universe man | |
| Usually kind to smaller man | |
| Universe man | |
| He' s got a watch with a minute hand, | |
| Millenium hand and an eon hand | |
| When they meet it' s a happy land | |
| Powerful man, universe man | |
| Person man, person man | |
| Hit on the head with a frying pan | |
| Lives his life in a garbage can | |
| Person man | |
| Is he depressed or is he a mess? | |
| Does he feel totally worthless? | |
| Who came up with person man? | |
| Degraded man, person man | |
| Triangle man, triangle man | |
| Triangle man hates person man | |
| They have a fight, triangle wins | |
| Triangle man |