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I've been a bad boy this year |
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I'm not gonna get any Christmas gift |
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Santa's rules are very clear |
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I get a lump o' coal on the 25th |
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My stocking won't contain |
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No treat or candy cain |
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You see a bad boy, right here |
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Santa will skip me on this year's shift |
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Okay, listen now... |
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You'll get no trip to Spain |
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If you're crawling in the fast lane |
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No winter coat for you |
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If you piss beside the loo |
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Let's kick it up a notch, shall we? |
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Forget about that laptop case |
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If you drew a big dick on your sleeping friend's face |
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(Ain't that the truth?) |
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You'll get no bottle of wine |
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If you cheat when you play online |
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That's just wrong, and you know it you bastards! |
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I've been a bad boy this year |
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I'm not gonna get any Christmas gift |
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Santa's rules are very clear |
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I get a lump o' coal on the 25th |
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My stocking won't contain |
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No treat or candy cain |
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You see a bad boy, right here |
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Santa will skip me on this year's shift |
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Alright, hang on... |
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You won't get a rock guitar |
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If you robbed an armored car |
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You'll get no pajama dress |
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If you work for the IRS |
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Yeah, that escalated quickly, didn't it? Wait, it gets worse... |
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Forget about those poker decks |
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If you date your best friend's ex |
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And definitely no watch for you |
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If you ask a woman when she's due |
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...and it turns out she just... could use a little exercise... |
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All together now! |
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I've been a bad boy this year |
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I'm not gonna get any Christmas gift |
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Santa's rules are very clear |
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I get a lump o' coal on the 25th |
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My stocking won't contain |
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No treat or candy cain |
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You see a bad boy, right here |
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Santa will skip me on this year's shift |
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Santa will skip me on this year's shift |
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Santa will skip me on this year's shift |
