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Well who wipes me off when I get gravy on my shirt? |
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And who knows exactly where to kiss me when I hurt? |
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And who make love to me on satin sheets or in the dirt? |
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You babe, you're my bestest friend |
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Who takes me home when I get too drunk to dance? |
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And who bravely puts up with my uncles and my aunts? |
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And who discreetly whispers I forgot to zip your pants? |
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You babe, you're my bestest friend |
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And who comes down and bails me out when I get in a jam? |
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And helps me tell the police where I live and who I am? |
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And who pats my back when no one else could give a damn? |
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You babe, you're my bestest friend |
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And who can be as gentle as a sparrow in my hand |
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Meaner than a junkyard dog when she's fighting for her man? |
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And who's the only one I'll ever love and understand? |
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You babe, you're my bestest friend |
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Talking about you babe, you're my bestest friend |
