| Princess Peach, won't you listen to my speech | |
| I don't have any stars of invincibility | |
| But you're the brightest star in the sky tonight for me | |
| I'm your Luigi | |
| What up, ******?! I got a 1UP, ******! | |
| What's inside that Question Block? It's my ******! | |
| It's-a-me a-Mario I'm more Italian than pastrami | |
| I'll take you by the peaches and give you the hard salami | |
| I saved you from dragons and evil Boos that are spooky | |
| Must I be a rac****** to get inside your Tanuki? | |
| I will mount you like Yo****** and show you things you've never seen | |
| My mushroom's now mega if you know what I mean | |
| So suck it! | |
| Mario, you always do this ******t | |
| I like a girl and you ruin it | |
| By yelling stuff about your ****** | |
| Until they go away! | |
| Hey, Luigi, it's okay | |
| That Mario's a bit risqué | |
| Just tell me what you need to say | |
| Please don't be afraid! | |
| Oh, Princess! | |
| It means so much for me to hear you say that. | |
| The only thing I've ever wanted to tell you is that- god damn it! | |
| I'm here to pleasure that ass! | |
| I'd like to go first, Princess, but I always come last | |
| And you say we'll get together but I'm jackin' off alone | |
| Koopa Troopa skeletons aren't the only Dry Bones! | |
| I am tired of your run-around it's such a ******' hassle | |
| I go through ******t and then you're in another ******' castle | |
| You gotta think about it? Well I don't believe the hype | |
| You'll have a lot of time to think when you are smokin' on my Warp Pipe! | |
| O-M-G! | |
| I can't decide on which of you should be the guy | |
| To take me on a moustache ride that'll redefine my life | |
| I'm ready to give love a shot | |
| It's not about how many coins you got | |
| I just know I like you a lot | |
| Yo sluts! Check out my yacht! | |
| Ugh! | |
| Let me take you on a magic kart ride | |
| I'll bust all yo' balloons when I smack your backside | |
| We'll have some fun, I'll bring my friends along | |
| I'll kick that Donkey Kong right in his konkey dong | |
| Come on, Peach! It's time to make your choice! | |
| I'm the only plumber that can make your boobies rejoice | |
| Green lanky-ass brother ain't got ******t on me | |
| It's time to live out our story of the Princess and the pea (nis!) | |
| So! Who's it gonna be, Princess? | |
| I choose... Toad! | |
| Toad?! | |
| Well his whole body's shaped like a ******. | |
| Ohhhh, mhm, yeah, definitely. | |
| Oh, yeah, okay, mushrooms look like ******s, yeah-huh. |
| Princess Peach, won' t you listen to my speech | |
| I don' t have any stars of invincibility | |
| But you' re the brightest star in the sky tonight for me | |
| I' m your Luigi | |
| What up, ?! I got a 1UP, ! | |
| What' s inside that Question Block? It' s my ! | |
| It' same aMario I' m more Italian than pastrami | |
| I' ll take you by the peaches and give you the hard salami | |
| I saved you from dragons and evil Boos that are spooky | |
| Must I be a rac to get inside your Tanuki? | |
| I will mount you like Yo and show you things you' ve never seen | |
| My mushroom' s now mega if you know what I mean | |
| So suck it! | |
| Mario, you always do this t | |
| I like a girl and you ruin it | |
| By yelling stuff about your | |
| Until they go away! | |
| Hey, Luigi, it' s okay | |
| That Mario' s a bit risque | |
| Just tell me what you need to say | |
| Please don' t be afraid! | |
| Oh, Princess! | |
| It means so much for me to hear you say that. | |
| The only thing I' ve ever wanted to tell you is that god damn it! | |
| I' m here to pleasure that ass! | |
| I' d like to go first, Princess, but I always come last | |
| And you say we' ll get together but I' m jackin' off alone | |
| Koopa Troopa skeletons aren' t the only Dry Bones! | |
| I am tired of your runaround it' s such a ' hassle | |
| I go through t and then you' re in another ' castle | |
| You gotta think about it? Well I don' t believe the hype | |
| You' ll have a lot of time to think when you are smokin' on my Warp Pipe! | |
| OMG! | |
| I can' t decide on which of you should be the guy | |
| To take me on a moustache ride that' ll redefine my life | |
| I' m ready to give love a shot | |
| It' s not about how many coins you got | |
| I just know I like you a lot | |
| Yo sluts! Check out my yacht! | |
| Ugh! | |
| Let me take you on a magic kart ride | |
| I' ll bust all yo' balloons when I smack your backside | |
| We' ll have some fun, I' ll bring my friends along | |
| I' ll kick that Donkey Kong right in his konkey dong | |
| Come on, Peach! It' s time to make your choice! | |
| I' m the only plumber that can make your boobies rejoice | |
| Green lankyass brother ain' t got t on me | |
| It' s time to live out our story of the Princess and the pea nis! | |
| So! Who' s it gonna be, Princess? | |
| I choose... Toad! | |
| Toad?! | |
| Well his whole body' s shaped like a . | |
| Ohhhh, mhm, yeah, definitely. | |
| Oh, yeah, okay, mushrooms look like s, yeahhuh. |
| Princess Peach, won' t you listen to my speech | |
| I don' t have any stars of invincibility | |
| But you' re the brightest star in the sky tonight for me | |
| I' m your Luigi | |
| What up, ?! I got a 1UP, ! | |
| What' s inside that Question Block? It' s my ! | |
| It' same aMario I' m more Italian than pastrami | |
| I' ll take you by the peaches and give you the hard salami | |
| I saved you from dragons and evil Boos that are spooky | |
| Must I be a rac to get inside your Tanuki? | |
| I will mount you like Yo and show you things you' ve never seen | |
| My mushroom' s now mega if you know what I mean | |
| So suck it! | |
| Mario, you always do this t | |
| I like a girl and you ruin it | |
| By yelling stuff about your | |
| Until they go away! | |
| Hey, Luigi, it' s okay | |
| That Mario' s a bit risqué | |
| Just tell me what you need to say | |
| Please don' t be afraid! | |
| Oh, Princess! | |
| It means so much for me to hear you say that. | |
| The only thing I' ve ever wanted to tell you is that god damn it! | |
| I' m here to pleasure that ass! | |
| I' d like to go first, Princess, but I always come last | |
| And you say we' ll get together but I' m jackin' off alone | |
| Koopa Troopa skeletons aren' t the only Dry Bones! | |
| I am tired of your runaround it' s such a ' hassle | |
| I go through t and then you' re in another ' castle | |
| You gotta think about it? Well I don' t believe the hype | |
| You' ll have a lot of time to think when you are smokin' on my Warp Pipe! | |
| OMG! | |
| I can' t decide on which of you should be the guy | |
| To take me on a moustache ride that' ll redefine my life | |
| I' m ready to give love a shot | |
| It' s not about how many coins you got | |
| I just know I like you a lot | |
| Yo sluts! Check out my yacht! | |
| Ugh! | |
| Let me take you on a magic kart ride | |
| I' ll bust all yo' balloons when I smack your backside | |
| We' ll have some fun, I' ll bring my friends along | |
| I' ll kick that Donkey Kong right in his konkey dong | |
| Come on, Peach! It' s time to make your choice! | |
| I' m the only plumber that can make your boobies rejoice | |
| Green lankyass brother ain' t got t on me | |
| It' s time to live out our story of the Princess and the pea nis! | |
| So! Who' s it gonna be, Princess? | |
| I choose... Toad! | |
| Toad?! | |
| Well his whole body' s shaped like a . | |
| Ohhhh, mhm, yeah, definitely. | |
| Oh, yeah, okay, mushrooms look like s, yeahhuh. |
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