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Yeah! |
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Yeah! Yeah! |
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Egoraptor, Ninja Sex Party |
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Gotta catch 'em all! |
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Smell my ******! |
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Yo, what up, ************? |
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I'mma tell you a tale |
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'Bout how Ash Ketchum got his ass sent to jail |
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Beat the Elite Four, won the tournament war |
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But he just couldn't get the same rush as before |
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Fat and depressed, his life had gone south |
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So he turned to Pikachu and then he punched him in the Meowth |
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He felt so alive! He felt so real! |
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He beat all his Pokémon with his fists of Registeel |
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He got arrested for domestic violence |
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It was a crazy mother******' Cacturne of events |
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He said that Pika's bruises happened on the stairs when he fell |
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The cops said "Granbull ************t!" and threw that ************ in a cell |
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Rock on! |
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This is a ****** up tale of Pokémon gone wrong |
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Gone wrong |
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That's right! |
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This ************t is tight when Egoraptor's at the mic |
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************ |
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Ash was in trouble as soon as he arrived |
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He Magnemite not make it out of prison alive |
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His lawyer ran in with a big state trooper |
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Bringing fiery news, like Charmanderson Cooper |
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It's your lucky day, Pika posted your bail |
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So Ash found his little friend outside of the jail |
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But Pikachu was different, he had mentally snapped |
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Ash was Chandelure'd into his deadly trap |
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Pika pulled out a gun, and he said with a cry |
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"Suck a yellow ************, bro! I choose you to die!" |
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"Don't do it!" Yelled Ash, "You know I got your back!" |
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But Pika pulled the trigger, shot him twice in the sack |
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Holy ******! |
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I don't know if you've been shot in the nuts! |
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Spoiler: It sucks |
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And oh Squirtle, gotta catch 'em all, but they might just ruin your ****** |
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And poor Misty, again and a-Gengar she'll have Gastly screams that Haunter dreams |
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But you'll want more, and if you don't we'll beat your ass 'till it's Bulbasaur |
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Yeah! |
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Pokémon |