| Yeah! | |
| Yeah! Yeah! | |
| Egoraptor, Ninja Sex Party | |
| Gotta catch 'em all! | |
| Smell my ******! | |
| Yo, what up, ************? | |
| I'mma tell you a tale | |
| 'Bout how Ash Ketchum got his ass sent to jail | |
| Beat the Elite Four, won the tournament war | |
| But he just couldn't get the same rush as before | |
| Fat and depressed, his life had gone south | |
| So he turned to Pikachu and then he punched him in the Meowth | |
| He felt so alive! He felt so real! | |
| He beat all his Pokémon with his fists of Registeel | |
| He got arrested for domestic violence | |
| It was a crazy mother******' Cacturne of events | |
| He said that Pika's bruises happened on the stairs when he fell | |
| The cops said "Granbull ************t!" and threw that ************ in a cell | |
| Rock on! | |
| This is a ****** up tale of Pokémon gone wrong | |
| Gone wrong | |
| That's right! | |
| This ************t is tight when Egoraptor's at the mic | |
| ************ | |
| Ash was in trouble as soon as he arrived | |
| He Magnemite not make it out of prison alive | |
| His lawyer ran in with a big state trooper | |
| Bringing fiery news, like Charmanderson Cooper | |
| It's your lucky day, Pika posted your bail | |
| So Ash found his little friend outside of the jail | |
| But Pikachu was different, he had mentally snapped | |
| Ash was Chandelure'd into his deadly trap | |
| Pika pulled out a gun, and he said with a cry | |
| "Suck a yellow ************, bro! I choose you to die!" | |
| "Don't do it!" Yelled Ash, "You know I got your back!" | |
| But Pika pulled the trigger, shot him twice in the sack | |
| Holy ******! | |
| I don't know if you've been shot in the nuts! | |
| Spoiler: It sucks | |
| And oh Squirtle, gotta catch 'em all, but they might just ruin your ****** | |
| And poor Misty, again and a-Gengar she'll have Gastly screams that Haunter dreams | |
| But you'll want more, and if you don't we'll beat your ass 'till it's Bulbasaur | |
| Yeah! | |
| Pokémon |
| Yeah! | |
| Yeah! Yeah! | |
| Egoraptor, Ninja Sex Party | |
| Gotta catch ' em all! | |
| Smell my ! | |
| Yo, what up, ? | |
| I' mma tell you a tale | |
| ' Bout how Ash Ketchum got his ass sent to jail | |
| Beat the Elite Four, won the tournament war | |
| But he just couldn' t get the same rush as before | |
| Fat and depressed, his life had gone south | |
| So he turned to Pikachu and then he punched him in the Meowth | |
| He felt so alive! He felt so real! | |
| He beat all his Poke mon with his fists of Registeel | |
| He got arrested for domestic violence | |
| It was a crazy mother' Cacturne of events | |
| He said that Pika' s bruises happened on the stairs when he fell | |
| The cops said " Granbull t!" and threw that in a cell | |
| Rock on! | |
| This is a up tale of Poke mon gone wrong | |
| Gone wrong | |
| That' s right! | |
| This t is tight when Egoraptor' s at the mic | |
| Ash was in trouble as soon as he arrived | |
| He Magnemite not make it out of prison alive | |
| His lawyer ran in with a big state trooper | |
| Bringing fiery news, like Charmanderson Cooper | |
| It' s your lucky day, Pika posted your bail | |
| So Ash found his little friend outside of the jail | |
| But Pikachu was different, he had mentally snapped | |
| Ash was Chandelure' d into his deadly trap | |
| Pika pulled out a gun, and he said with a cry | |
| " Suck a yellow , bro! I choose you to die!" | |
| " Don' t do it!" Yelled Ash, " You know I got your back!" | |
| But Pika pulled the trigger, shot him twice in the sack | |
| Holy ! | |
| I don' t know if you' ve been shot in the nuts! | |
| Spoiler: It sucks | |
| And oh Squirtle, gotta catch ' em all, but they might just ruin your | |
| And poor Misty, again and aGengar she' ll have Gastly screams that Haunter dreams | |
| But you' ll want more, and if you don' t we' ll beat your ass ' till it' s Bulbasaur | |
| Yeah! | |
| Poke mon |
| Yeah! | |
| Yeah! Yeah! | |
| Egoraptor, Ninja Sex Party | |
| Gotta catch ' em all! | |
| Smell my ! | |
| Yo, what up, ? | |
| I' mma tell you a tale | |
| ' Bout how Ash Ketchum got his ass sent to jail | |
| Beat the Elite Four, won the tournament war | |
| But he just couldn' t get the same rush as before | |
| Fat and depressed, his life had gone south | |
| So he turned to Pikachu and then he punched him in the Meowth | |
| He felt so alive! He felt so real! | |
| He beat all his Poké mon with his fists of Registeel | |
| He got arrested for domestic violence | |
| It was a crazy mother' Cacturne of events | |
| He said that Pika' s bruises happened on the stairs when he fell | |
| The cops said " Granbull t!" and threw that in a cell | |
| Rock on! | |
| This is a up tale of Poké mon gone wrong | |
| Gone wrong | |
| That' s right! | |
| This t is tight when Egoraptor' s at the mic | |
| Ash was in trouble as soon as he arrived | |
| He Magnemite not make it out of prison alive | |
| His lawyer ran in with a big state trooper | |
| Bringing fiery news, like Charmanderson Cooper | |
| It' s your lucky day, Pika posted your bail | |
| So Ash found his little friend outside of the jail | |
| But Pikachu was different, he had mentally snapped | |
| Ash was Chandelure' d into his deadly trap | |
| Pika pulled out a gun, and he said with a cry | |
| " Suck a yellow , bro! I choose you to die!" | |
| " Don' t do it!" Yelled Ash, " You know I got your back!" | |
| But Pika pulled the trigger, shot him twice in the sack | |
| Holy ! | |
| I don' t know if you' ve been shot in the nuts! | |
| Spoiler: It sucks | |
| And oh Squirtle, gotta catch ' em all, but they might just ruin your | |
| And poor Misty, again and aGengar she' ll have Gastly screams that Haunter dreams | |
| But you' ll want more, and if you don' t we' ll beat your ass ' till it' s Bulbasaur | |
| Yeah! | |
| Poké mon |
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