| [00:00.47] | KRISTINE: See, I really couldn't sing |
| [00:01.84] | I could never really sing |
| [00:02.71] | What I couldn't do was... |
| [00:03.54] | AL: Sing! |
| [00:04.65] | KRISTINE: I have trouble with the... |
| [00:05.56] | AL: Note! |
| [00:05.97] | KRISTINE: It goes all around my... |
| [00:06.50] | AL: Throat! |
| [00:07.13] | KRISTINE: It's a terrifying... |
| [00:07.62] | AL: Thing! |
| [00:09.01] | KRISTINE: See, I really couldn't hear |
| [00:09.96] | Which note was lower or was... |
| [00:11.65] | AL: Higher! |
| [00:13.09] | KRISTINE: Which is why I disappear |
| [00:14.19] | If someone says, "Let's start a... |
| [00:15.71] | AL: Choir!" |
| [00:17.47] | KRISTINE: Hey, when I begin to... |
| [00:18.20] | AL: Shriek! |
| [00:18.78] | KRISTINE: It's a across between I... |
| [00:19.16] | AL: Squeak! |
| [00:19.65] | KRISTINE: And a quiver or I... |
| [00:19.97] | AL: Moan! |
| [00:21.72] | KRISTINE: It's a little like a... |
| [00:22.27] | AL: Croak! |
| [00:22.89] | KRISTINE: Or the record player... |
| [00:23.26] | AL: Broke! |
| [00:23.91] | KRISTINE: What it doesn't have is... |
| [00:24.37] | AL: Tone! |
| [00:26.37] | KRISTINE: Oh, I know you're thinking what a crazy... |
| [00:29.07] | AL: Ding-a-ling |
| [00:32.75] | KRISTINE: But I really couldn't... |
| [00:33.85] | AL: Sing! |
| [00:34.41] | KRISTINE: I could never really... |
| [00:34.69] | AL: Sing! |
| [00:35.27] | KRISTINE: What I couldn't do was... |
| [00:36.55] | AL: Sing! |
| [00:38.05] | Three blind mice... |
| [00:40.37] | KRISTINE: Three blind mice... |
| [00:42.96] | It isn't intentional! |
| [00:44.34] | AL: She's doing her best! |
| [00:46.25] | Jingle bells, jingle bells |
| [00:48.36] | KRISTINE: Jingle bells, Jingle bells |
| [00:50.40] | It really blows my mind |
| [00:51.93] | AL: She gets depressed! |
| [00:53.97] | KRISTINE: But what I lack in pitch |
| [00:55.19] | I sure make up in... |
| [00:56.58] | AL: Power |
| [00:59.42] | KRISTINE: And all my friends say |
| [01:00.71] | I am perfect for the shower |
| [01:03.89] | Still, I'm terrific at a... |
| [01:05.98] | AL: Dance! |
| [01:06.61] | KRISTINE: Guys are comin' in their... |
| [01:07.08] | AL: Pants! |
| [01:07.62] | KRISTINE: I'm a birdie on the... |
| [01:08.35] | AL: Wing! |
| [01:09.57] | KRISTINE: But when I begin to... |
| [01:10.19] | AL: Chirp! |
| [01:10.77] | KRISTINE: They say,"Who's the little... |
| [01:11.31] | AL: Twerp! |
| [01:11.86] | KRISTINE: Goin' 'pong' instead of... |
| [01:12.44] | AL: 'Ping'!" |
| [01:14.28] | KRISTINE: And when Christmas comes |
| [01:15.67] | And all my friends go... |
| [01:17.48] | CHORUS: Caroling... |
| [01:21.89] | KRISTINE: It is so dishearten |
| [01:22.49] | AL: ning! |
| [01:23.11] | KRISTINE: It is so disquiet |
| [01:23.76] | AL: ting! |
| [01:24.31] | KRISTINE: It is so discourag |
| [01:25.00] | AL: ging! |
| [01:25.61] | KRISTINE: Darling, please stop answer |
| [01:26.64] | AL: ring! |
| [01:29.02] | KRISTINE: See, I really couldn't |
| [01:29.67] | AL: sing! |
| [01:30.33] | KRISTINE: I could never really |
| [01:30.84] | AL: sing! |
| [01:31.41] | KRISTINE: What I couldn't do was |
| [01:33.33] | CHORUS: Do re mi fa sol la ti do |
| [01:34.51] | Do re mi fa sol la ti do |
| [01:35.93] | La |
| [01:36.57] | KRISTINE: La! |
| [01:37.47] | CHORUS: La |
| [01:38.15] | KRISTINE: La! |
| [01:38.98] | CHORUS: Sing, sing, sing |
| [01:40.45] | Sing, sing, sing... |
| [01:43.72] | KRISTINE: SING! |
| [01:44.49] | CHORUS: SING! |