Song | 盘关 |
Artist | 萧盛萱 |
Album | 百年老唱片:京剧大典(26CD 精装典藏版) |
Download | Image LRC TXT |
[00:00.20] | 盘关【1936年百代唱片2面】 |
[00:00.40] | 萧长华饰皂隶 萧盛萱饰门官 |
[00:00.60] | (头段) |
[00:00.80] | 门官:啊哈! |
[00:04.00] | 做官难! |
[00:05.64] | 【数板】 |
[00:06.40] | 做官怎么都是难 |
[00:09.11] | 吃的是着急饭 |
[00:10.96] | 花的是揪心钱 |
[00:12.82] | 黎民愚玩实在难劝 |
[00:15.11] | 甘做下流甚不堪 |
[00:17.59] | 扎吗啡、吃金丹 |
[00:19.94] | 又抽白面和鸦片烟 |
[00:22.25] | 只闹的身体五脏全都腐烂 |
[00:25.71] | 男男女女还一口同言: |
[00:27.83] | 他偏说是过瘾真舒坦 |
[00:30.10] | 全不想四肢枯骨髓干 |
[00:33.49] | 断了生育绝了香烟 |
[00:35.63] | 这害处只可除不可缓 |
[00:39.50] | 官府无奈才戒大烟 |
[00:41.24] | 有的说苦海无边回头是岸 |
[00:44.45] | 春雷惊醒梦一般 |
[00:46.68] | 还有那蠢愚民痴呆汉 |
[00:50.00] | 反说是官府管理太严 |
[00:52.33] | 奉劝同胞问心想 |
[00:54.40] | 须知道为官治国难 |
[01:00.00] | 【定场诗】 |
[01:00.22] | 我想那四衙 |
[01:01.27] | 反被二衙辖 |
[01:03.80] | 二衙比他大 |
[01:04.44] | 他比二衙多俩牙 |
[01:07.59] | (白)下官,侯銮 |
[01:09.15] | 我父侯尚卫,在齐王驾前为臣 |
[01:13.31] | 不幸被人一本参掉 |
[01:15.94] | 多亏我父同年的好友 |
[01:18.60] | 才保举我这么个小差使 |
[01:20.90] | 这且不言 |
[01:22.26] | 只因东宫世子田法章 |
[01:25.10] | 人伦大变 |
[01:26.81] | 子要淫父妃 |
[01:28.28] | 大王大怒 |
[01:29.84] | 赐伊公公宝剑一口 |
[01:32.20] | 三更时分斩杀回奏 |
[01:34.72] | 不知被何人走漏了消息 |
[01:37.39] | 世子连夜逃出皇城 |
[01:39.58] | 伊公公有札子到来 |
[01:41.75] | 命我把守关口 |
[01:43.52] | 不准闲杂人等乱出乱入 |
[01:46.71] | 天不早了该上关了 |
[01:49.16] | 我说来呀! |
[01:51.50] | 皂隶:哼… |
[01:52.52] | 门官:来呀! |
[01:53.84] | 皂隶:哼… |
[01:54.78] | 门官:嘿!有得! |
[01:55.39] | 出门就着啊 |
[01:57.24] | 咳!咳!咳!咳! |
[01:58.06] | 醒醒! |
[01:59.80] | 皂隶:哼… |
[01:59.98] | 门官:醒醒! |
[02:01.30] | 皂隶:哼… |
[02:02.32] | 门官:吃面啦! |
[02:03.69] | 皂隶:好咸卤! |
[02:05.44] | 门官:我说你扣着食了? |
[02:07.24] | 皂隶:你说吃面了嘛! |
[02:08.95] | 门官:我这儿叫你呐 |
[02:10.67] | 皂隶:哟,这“来呀、来呀”的是叫我呢吗? |
[02:13.86] | 门官:啊! |
[02:14.55] | 皂隶:我小名儿就叫“来呀”吗? |
[02:16.86] | 门官:可这当兵是你一人吗? |
[02:18.86] | 皂隶:多着呐! |
[02:19.94] | 门官:还是啊 |
[02:21.24] | 我准知道你们谁在这儿吗? |
[02:23.60] | 故此我叫你们就是 “来呀、来呀” |
[02:26.80] | 谁听见谁搭个茬儿! |
[02:27.87] | 皂隶:这么说我倒霉呀 |
[02:29.22] | 门官:怎么? |
[02:29.84] | 皂隶:就是我听见嘛 |
[02:31.70] | 门官:那就是你呀 |
[02:32.70] | 皂隶:我怎么样呐? |
[02:33.10] | 门官:呀,你不知道啊? |
[02:34.11] | 皂隶:什么事我知道啊? |
[02:35.46] | 门官:听我告诉你说: |
[02:36.41] | 只因东宫世子田法章 |
[02:38.12] | 人伦大变,子要淫父妃 |
[02:40.58] | 大王… |
[02:41.32] | 皂隶:哼…… |
[02:42.28] | 门官:你瞧,好精神他又着了 |
[02:44.42] | 皂隶:哼… |
[02:45.31] | 门官:咳咳咳,醒醒 |
[02:46.35] | 皂隶:哼… |
[02:47.17] | 门官:醒醒 |
[02:47.83] | 皂隶:哼… |
[02:48.28] | 门官:咳咳咳!我和你说话呐 |
[02:49.23] | 皂隶:说什么来着? |
[02:50.43] | 门官:呀呵!全没听见呐! |
[02:51.69] | 皂隶:你说你的 |
[02:53.19] | 门官:那么你呢? |
[02:54.30] | 皂隶:我睡我的 |
[02:55.63] | 门官:那我跟谁说去呀? |
[02:57.20] | (二段) |
[02:57.40] | 门官:你别睡听我说呀 |
[02:59.43] | 皂隶:嗯,说吧 |
[03:00.44] | 门官:只因东宫世子田法章… |
[03:02.60] | 皂隶:得了,得了 |
[03:03.39] | 你别说了,我全都知道 |
[03:05.80] | 门官:那么你说 |
[03:05.89] | 皂隶:只因东宫世子田法章 |
[03:07.88] | 人伦大变 |
[03:09.60] | 子要淫父妃 |
[03:10.45] | 大王大怒 |
[03:11.21] | 赐伊公公宝剑一口 |
[03:13.40] | 三更时分斩杀回奏 |
[03:15.20] | 不知何人走漏了消息 |
[03:16.87] | 世子连夜逃出了皇城 |
[03:18.70] | 伊公公有札子到来 |
[03:20.22] | 命你把守关口 |
[03:21.33] | 不准闲杂人等乱出乱入 |
[03:23.78] | 是这么回事不是? |
[03:25.80] | 门官:啊,是啊! |
[03:26.61] | 皂隶:你告诉我干什么呢? |
[03:28.29] | 门官:呀,我不告诉你告诉谁呀? |
[03:30.40] | 皂隶:告诉我怎么了? |
[03:30.94] | 门官:天不早了该上关了 |
[03:32.76] | 皂隶:你就说上关得了嘛,走吧 |
[03:35.25] | 门官:走哇 |
[03:36.24] | 皂隶:走哇 |
[03:37.35] | 门官:哎哟!这是你走我好走啊 |
[03:39.29] | 皂隶:你讲理不讲理呀? |
[03:40.78] | 门官:你瞧老爷么不讲理? |
[03:42.54] | 皂隶:我是干什么的? |
[03:43.79] | 门官:你是跟着我的 |
[03:45.10] | 皂隶:还是呀!我要在头里走 |
[03:47.10] | 那不成你跟着我的了吗? |
[03:48.50] | 门官:哎哟!你混蛋呐! |
[03:49.94] | 皂隶:少说混蛋加三级 |
[03:52.24] | 门官:你瞧,加三级那儿官俸去? |
[03:53.91] | 这是我是老爷你是兵! |
[03:56.21] | 皂隶:哦!你是老爷我是兵 |
[03:58.27] | 你是兔子我是鹰 |
[04:00.30] | 你在高粱地,我在半悬空 |
[04:01.86] | 听我铃当响,吓得你钻窟窿 |
[04:04.26] | 门官:你玩笑啊 |
[04:05.35] | 皂隶:谁跟你玩笑啊? |
[04:06.45] | 门官:你们这个当兵的应当在头里走 |
[04:08.92] | 轰散闲人喝着道,这我才能走呐 |
[04:12.10] | 皂隶:哦,当兵的在头里走 |
[04:14.11] | 给您喝着道轰散人您才能走呐? |
[04:16.96] | 门官:啊,这是官事! |
[04:18.36] | 皂隶:官事官办 |
[04:19.44] | 又他妈官事了 |
[04:21.30] | 门官:哎呦,打了我脑袋啦 |
[04:22.64] | 皂隶:没打破呀 |
[04:23.62] | 门官:打破了你赔得起吗? |
[04:25.26] | 皂隶:赔鸡蛋呐 |
[04:26.35] | 门官:又赔鸡蛋啦又! |
[04:27.64] | 你倒是喝着道啊 |
[04:29.14] | 皂隶:总得喝道? |
[04:30.14] | 门官:轰散闲人 |
[04:31.33] | 皂隶:轰人交我给了 |
[04:33.60] | 噢…屎来了 |
[04:34.94] | 门官:咳咳咳!别说屎呀,那多臭啊! |
[04:37.53] | 皂隶:越臭越好 |
[04:38.68] | 门官:怎么越臭越好呢? |
[04:40.30] | 皂隶:你瞧我敢轰谁,我说这个“屎来了” |
[04:43.52] | 人家都嫌臭就躲开了,您就过去啦 |
[04:47.25] | 门官:嗯!那不成,得说两字儿的 |
[04:49.96] | 皂隶:两字儿的? |
[04:50.81] | 门官:诶 |
[04:51.25] | 皂隶:屎蛋来喽 |
[04:52.81] | 门官:咳咳咳! |
[04:53.96] | 怎么又改了“屎蛋”啦? |
[04:55.17] | 皂隶:风干的 |
[04:55.98] | 门官:那更臭! |
[04:57.00] | 皂隶:越臭越好啊,你叫说两字儿嘛 |
[04:59.86] | 门官:得说“老爷” |
[05:01.99] | 皂隶:姥爷?舅舅在哪儿呢? |
[05:04.50] | 门官:哎哟!你不会呀? |
[05:06.29] | 皂隶:哎哟!我会还他妈的干这个? |
[05:08.85] | 门官:这上阵现磨枪,瞧我的! |
[05:12.19] | 皂隶:嗯! |
[05:12.50] | 门官:这个板子要这样拿着 |
[05:13.59] | 皂隶:诶 |
[05:14.11] | 门官:还再要这么个架子 |
[05:15.76] | 皂隶:砸歪了 |
[05:16.51] | 门官:拙比这么说 |
[05:17.18] | 我要上东边去:“噢!老爷东边查来喽!” |
[05:22.00] | 我要上西边去:“噢!老爷西边查来喽!” |
[05:25.00] | 这才像呐 |
[05:26.01] | 皂隶:喔,板子这么样拿着,得有个架子 |
[05:29.98] | 老爷上东边去:“东边查来喽” |
[05:33.55] | 老爷西边去:“西边查来喽” |
[05:35.18] | 是不是? |
[05:35.81] | 门官:对了 |
[05:36.38] | 皂隶:得了 |
[05:37.11] | 门官:走呀 |
[05:37.64] | 皂隶:哦! |
[05:38.19] | 门官:怎么啦? |
[05:39.55] | 皂隶:唉 |
[05:40.27] | 门官:你这不成了孝囊了嘛? |
[05:43.24] | 皂隶:什么孝囊呵,帮哭还加三子儿 |
[05:45.96] | 门官:得了,别喝道快点走吧! |
[05:48.10] | 皂隶:这不结了,走哇走哇? |
[05:49.30] | 门官:回来!回来!回来! |
[05:50.53] | 皂隶:干什么又回来? |
[05:51.79] | 门官:你上哪儿呀? |
[05:53.70] | 皂隶:我知道上哪儿呀? |
[05:54.63] | 门官:我上东关 |
[05:55.81] | 皂隶:我跑他妈西门来了 |
[00:00.20] | pan guan 1936 nian bai dai chang pian 2 mian |
[00:00.40] | xiao zhang hua shi zao li xiao sheng xuan shi men guan |
[00:00.60] | tou duan |
[00:00.80] | men guan: a ha! |
[00:04.00] | zuo guan nan! |
[00:05.64] | shu ban |
[00:06.40] | zuo guan zen me dou shi nan |
[00:09.11] | chi de shi zhao ji fan |
[00:10.96] | hua de shi jiu xin qian |
[00:12.82] | li min yu wan shi zai nan quan |
[00:15.11] | gan zuo xia liu shen bu kan |
[00:17.59] | zha ma fei chi jin dan |
[00:19.94] | you chou bai mian he ya pian yan |
[00:22.25] | zhi nao de shen ti wu zang quan dou fu lan |
[00:25.71] | nan nan nv nv hai yi kou tong yan: |
[00:27.83] | ta pian shuo shi guo yin zhen shu tan |
[00:30.10] | quan bu xiang si zhi ku gu sui gan |
[00:33.49] | duan le sheng yu jue le xiang yan |
[00:35.63] | zhe hai chu zhi ke chu bu ke huan |
[00:39.50] | guan fu wu nai cai jie da yan |
[00:41.24] | you de shuo ku hai wu bian hui tou shi an |
[00:44.45] | chun lei jing xing meng yi ban |
[00:46.68] | hai you na chun yu min chi dai han |
[00:50.00] | fan shuo shi guan fu guan li tai yan |
[00:52.33] | feng quan tong bao wen xin xiang |
[00:54.40] | xu zhi dao wei guan zhi guo nan |
[01:00.00] | ding chang shi |
[01:00.22] | wo xiang na si ya |
[01:01.27] | fan bei er ya xia |
[01:03.80] | er ya bi ta da |
[01:04.44] | ta bi er ya duo lia ya |
[01:07.59] | bai xia guan, hou luan |
[01:09.15] | wo fu hou shang wei, zai qi wang jia qian wei chen |
[01:13.31] | bu xing bei ren yi ben can diao |
[01:15.94] | duo kui wo fu tong nian de hao you |
[01:18.60] | cai bao ju wo zhe me ge xiao chai shi |
[01:20.90] | zhe qie bu yan |
[01:22.26] | zhi yin dong gong shi zi tian fa zhang |
[01:25.10] | ren lun da bian |
[01:26.81] | zi yao yin fu fei |
[01:28.28] | dai wang da nu |
[01:29.84] | ci yi gong gong bao jian yi kou |
[01:32.20] | san geng shi fen zhan sha hui zou |
[01:34.72] | bu zhi bei he ren zou lou le xiao xi |
[01:37.39] | shi zi lian ye tao chu huang cheng |
[01:39.58] | yi gong gong you zha zi dao lai |
[01:41.75] | ming wo ba shou guan kou |
[01:43.52] | bu zhun xian za ren deng luan chu luan ru |
[01:46.71] | tian bu zao le gai shang guan le |
[01:49.16] | wo shuo lai ya! |
[01:51.50] | zao li: heng |
[01:52.52] | men guan: lai ya! |
[01:53.84] | zao li: heng |
[01:54.78] | men guan: hei! you de! |
[01:55.39] | chu men jiu zhe a |
[01:57.24] | hai! hai! hai! hai! |
[01:58.06] | xing xing! |
[01:59.80] | zao li: heng |
[01:59.98] | men guan: xing xing! |
[02:01.30] | zao li: heng |
[02:02.32] | men guan: chi mian la! |
[02:03.69] | zao li: hao xian lu! |
[02:05.44] | men guan: wo shuo ni kou zhe shi le? |
[02:07.24] | zao li: ni shuo chi mian le ma! |
[02:08.95] | men guan: wo zhe er jiao ni na |
[02:10.67] | zao li: yo, zhe" lai ya lai ya" de shi jiao wo ne ma? |
[02:13.86] | men guan: a! |
[02:14.55] | zao li: wo xiao ming r jiu jiao" lai ya" ma? |
[02:16.86] | men guan: ke zhe dang bing shi ni yi ren ma? |
[02:18.86] | zao li: duo zhe na! |
[02:19.94] | men guan: hai shi a |
[02:21.24] | wo zhun zhi dao ni men shui zai zhe er ma? |
[02:23.60] | gu ci wo jiao ni men jiu shi " lai ya lai ya" |
[02:26.80] | shui ting jian shui da ge cha er! |
[02:27.87] | zao li: zhe me shuo wo dao mei ya |
[02:29.22] | men guan: zen me? |
[02:29.84] | zao li: jiu shi wo ting jian ma |
[02:31.70] | men guan: na jiu shi ni ya |
[02:32.70] | zao li: wo zen me yang na? |
[02:33.10] | men guan: ya, ni bu zhi dao a? |
[02:34.11] | zao li: shen me shi wo zhi dao a? |
[02:35.46] | men guan: ting wo gao su ni shuo: |
[02:36.41] | zhi yin dong gong shi zi tian fa zhang |
[02:38.12] | ren lun da bian, zi yao yin fu fei |
[02:40.58] | dai wang |
[02:41.32] | zao li: heng |
[02:42.28] | men guan: ni qiao, hao jing shen ta you zhe le |
[02:44.42] | zao li: heng |
[02:45.31] | men guan: hai hai hai, xing xing |
[02:46.35] | zao li: heng |
[02:47.17] | men guan: xing xing |
[02:47.83] | zao li: heng |
[02:48.28] | men guan: hai hai hai! wo he ni shuo hua na |
[02:49.23] | zao li: shuo shi mo lai zhe? |
[02:50.43] | men guan: ya a! quan mei ting jian na! |
[02:51.69] | zao li: ni shuo ni de |
[02:53.19] | men guan: na me ni ne? |
[02:54.30] | zao li: wo shui wo de |
[02:55.63] | men guan: na wo gen shui shuo qu ya? |
[02:57.20] | er duan |
[02:57.40] | men guan: ni bie shui ting wo shuo ya |
[02:59.43] | zao li: , shuo ba |
[03:00.44] | men guan: zhi yin dong gong shi zi tian fa zhang |
[03:02.60] | zao li: de le, de le |
[03:03.39] | ni bie shuo le, wo quan dou zhi dao |
[03:05.80] | men guan: na me ni shuo |
[03:05.89] | zao li: zhi yin dong gong shi zi tian fa zhang |
[03:07.88] | ren lun da bian |
[03:09.60] | zi yao yin fu fei |
[03:10.45] | dai wang da nu |
[03:11.21] | ci yi gong gong bao jian yi kou |
[03:13.40] | san geng shi fen zhan sha hui zou |
[03:15.20] | bu zhi he ren zou lou le xiao xi |
[03:16.87] | shi zi lian ye tao chu le huang cheng |
[03:18.70] | yi gong gong you zha zi dao lai |
[03:20.22] | ming ni ba shou guan kou |
[03:21.33] | bu zhun xian za ren deng luan chu luan ru |
[03:23.78] | shi zhe me hui shi bu shi? |
[03:25.80] | men guan: a, shi a! |
[03:26.61] | zao li: ni gao su wo gan shen me ne? |
[03:28.29] | men guan: ya, wo bu gao su ni gao su shui ya? |
[03:30.40] | zao li: gao su wo zen me le? |
[03:30.94] | men guan: tian bu zao le gai shang guan le |
[03:32.76] | zao li: ni jiu shuo shang guan de le ma, zou ba |
[03:35.25] | men guan: zou wa |
[03:36.24] | zao li: zou wa |
[03:37.35] | men guan: ai yo! zhe shi ni zou wo hao zou a |
[03:39.29] | zao li: ni jiang li bu jiang li ya? |
[03:40.78] | men guan: ni qiao lao ye me bu jiang li? |
[03:42.54] | zao li: wo shi gan shen me de? |
[03:43.79] | men guan: ni shi gen zhe wo de |
[03:45.10] | zao li: hai shi ya! wo yao zai tou li zou |
[03:47.10] | na bu cheng ni gen zhe wo de le ma? |
[03:48.50] | men guan: ai yo! ni hun dan na! |
[03:49.94] | zao li: shao shuo hun dan jia san ji |
[03:52.24] | men guan: ni qiao, jia san ji na er guan feng qu? |
[03:53.91] | zhe shi wo shi lao ye ni shi bing! |
[03:56.21] | zao li: o! ni shi lao ye wo shi bing |
[03:58.27] | ni shi tu zi wo shi ying |
[04:00.30] | ni zai gao liang di, wo zai ban xuan kong |
[04:01.86] | ting wo ling dang xiang, xia de ni zuan ku long |
[04:04.26] | men guan: ni wan xiao a |
[04:05.35] | zao li: shui gen ni wan xiao a? |
[04:06.45] | men guan: ni men zhe ge dang bing de ying dang zai tou li zou |
[04:08.92] | hong san xian ren he zhe dao, zhe wo cai neng zou na |
[04:12.10] | zao li: o, dang bing de zai tou li zou |
[04:14.11] | gei nin he zhe dao hong san ren nin cai neng zou na? |
[04:16.96] | men guan: a, zhe shi guan shi! |
[04:18.36] | zao li: guan shi guan ban |
[04:19.44] | you ta ma guan shi le |
[04:21.30] | men guan: ai you, da le wo nao dai la |
[04:22.64] | zao li: mei da po ya |
[04:23.62] | men guan: da po le ni pei de qi ma? |
[04:25.26] | zao li: pei ji dan na |
[04:26.35] | men guan: you pei ji dan la you! |
[04:27.64] | ni dao shi he zhe dao a |
[04:29.14] | zao li: zong dei he dao? |
[04:30.14] | men guan: hong san xian ren |
[04:31.33] | zao li: hong ren jiao wo gei le |
[04:33.60] | o shi lai le |
[04:34.94] | men guan: hai hai hai! bie shuo shi ya, na duo chou a! |
[04:37.53] | zao li: yue chou yue hao |
[04:38.68] | men guan: zen me yue chou yue hao ne? |
[04:40.30] | zao li: ni qiao wo gan hong shui, wo shuo zhe ge" shi lai le" |
[04:43.52] | ren jia dou xian chou jiu duo kai le, nin jiu guo qu la |
[04:47.25] | men guan: ! na bu cheng, de shuo liang zi er de |
[04:49.96] | zao li: liang zi er de? |
[04:50.81] | men guan: ei |
[04:51.25] | zao li: shi dan lai lou |
[04:52.81] | men guan: hai hai hai! |
[04:53.96] | zen me you gai le" shi dan" la? |
[04:55.17] | zao li: feng gan de |
[04:55.98] | men guan: na geng chou! |
[04:57.00] | zao li: yue chou yue hao a, ni jiao shuo liang zi er ma |
[04:59.86] | men guan: de shuo" lao ye" |
[05:01.99] | zao li: lao ye? jiu jiu zai na er ne? |
[05:04.50] | men guan: ai yo! ni bu hui ya? |
[05:06.29] | zao li: ai yo! wo hui hai ta ma de gan zhe ge? |
[05:08.85] | men guan: zhe shang zhen xian mo qiang, qiao wo de! |
[05:12.19] | zao li: ! |
[05:12.50] | men guan: zhe ge ban zi yao zhe yang na zhe |
[05:13.59] | zao li: ei |
[05:14.11] | men guan: hai zai yao zhe me ge jia zi |
[05:15.76] | zao li: za wai le |
[05:16.51] | men guan: zhuo bi zhe me shuo |
[05:17.18] | wo yao shang dong bian qu:" o! lao ye dong bian cha lai lou!" |
[05:22.00] | wo yao shang xi bian qu:" o! lao ye xi bian cha lai lou!" |
[05:25.00] | zhe cai xiang na |
[05:26.01] | zao li: o, ban zi zhe me yang na zhe, de you ge jia zi |
[05:29.98] | lao ye shang dong bian qu:" dong bian cha lai lou" |
[05:33.55] | lao ye xi bian qu:" xi bian cha lai lou" |
[05:35.18] | shi bu shi? |
[05:35.81] | men guan: dui le |
[05:36.38] | zao li: de le |
[05:37.11] | men guan: zou ya |
[05:37.64] | zao li: o! |
[05:38.19] | men guan: zen me la? |
[05:39.55] | zao li: ai |
[05:40.27] | men guan: ni zhe bu cheng le xiao nang le ma? |
[05:43.24] | zao li: shen me xiao nang a, bang ku hai jia san zi r |
[05:45.96] | men guan: de le, bie he dao kuai dian zou ba! |
[05:48.10] | zao li: zhe bu jie le, zou wa zou wa? |
[05:49.30] | men guan: hui lai! hui lai! hui lai! |
[05:50.53] | zao li: gan shen me you hui lai? |
[05:51.79] | men guan: ni shang na er ya? |
[05:53.70] | zao li: wo zhi dao shang na er ya? |
[05:54.63] | men guan: wo shang dong guan |
[05:55.81] | zao li: wo pao ta ma xi men lai le |
[00:00.20] | pán guān 1936 nián bǎi dài chàng piān 2 miàn |
[00:00.40] | xiāo zhǎng huá shì zào lì xiāo shèng xuān shì mén guān |
[00:00.60] | tóu duàn |
[00:00.80] | mén guān: ā hā! |
[00:04.00] | zuò guān nán! |
[00:05.64] | shù bǎn |
[00:06.40] | zuò guān zěn me dōu shì nán |
[00:09.11] | chī de shì zháo jí fàn |
[00:10.96] | huā de shì jiū xīn qián |
[00:12.82] | lí mín yú wán shí zài nán quàn |
[00:15.11] | gān zuò xià liú shén bù kān |
[00:17.59] | zhā mǎ fēi chī jīn dān |
[00:19.94] | yòu chōu bái miàn hé yā piàn yān |
[00:22.25] | zhǐ nào de shēn tǐ wǔ zàng quán dōu fǔ làn |
[00:25.71] | nán nán nǚ nǚ hái yī kǒu tóng yán: |
[00:27.83] | tā piān shuō shì guò yǐn zhēn shū tǎn |
[00:30.10] | quán bù xiǎng sì zhī kū gǔ suǐ gàn |
[00:33.49] | duàn le shēng yù jué le xiāng yān |
[00:35.63] | zhè hài chù zhǐ kě chú bù kě huǎn |
[00:39.50] | guān fǔ wú nài cái jiè dà yān |
[00:41.24] | yǒu de shuō kǔ hǎi wú biān huí tóu shì àn |
[00:44.45] | chūn léi jīng xǐng mèng yì bān |
[00:46.68] | hái yǒu nà chǔn yú mín chī dāi hàn |
[00:50.00] | fǎn shuō shì guān fǔ guǎn lǐ tài yán |
[00:52.33] | fèng quàn tóng bāo wèn xīn xiǎng |
[00:54.40] | xū zhī dào wèi guān zhì guó nàn |
[01:00.00] | dìng chǎng shī |
[01:00.22] | wǒ xiǎng nà sì yá |
[01:01.27] | fǎn bèi èr yá xiá |
[01:03.80] | èr yá bǐ tā dà |
[01:04.44] | tā bǐ èr yá duō liǎ yá |
[01:07.59] | bái xià guān, hóu luán |
[01:09.15] | wǒ fù hóu shàng wèi, zài qí wáng jià qián wèi chén |
[01:13.31] | bù xìng bèi rén yī běn cān diào |
[01:15.94] | duō kuī wǒ fù tóng nián de hǎo yǒu |
[01:18.60] | cái bǎo jǔ wǒ zhè me gè xiǎo chāi shǐ |
[01:20.90] | zhè qiě bù yán |
[01:22.26] | zhǐ yīn dōng gōng shì zǐ tián fǎ zhāng |
[01:25.10] | rén lún dà biàn |
[01:26.81] | zi yào yín fù fēi |
[01:28.28] | dài wáng dà nù |
[01:29.84] | cì yī gōng gōng bǎo jiàn yī kǒu |
[01:32.20] | sān gēng shí fēn zhǎn shā huí zòu |
[01:34.72] | bù zhī bèi hé rén zǒu lòu le xiāo xī |
[01:37.39] | shì zǐ lián yè táo chū huáng chéng |
[01:39.58] | yī gōng gōng yǒu zhá zi dào lái |
[01:41.75] | mìng wǒ bǎ shǒu guān kǒu |
[01:43.52] | bù zhǔn xián zá rén děng luàn chū luàn rù |
[01:46.71] | tiān bù zǎo le gāi shàng guān le |
[01:49.16] | wǒ shuō lái ya! |
[01:51.50] | zào lì: hēng |
[01:52.52] | mén guān: lái ya! |
[01:53.84] | zào lì: hēng |
[01:54.78] | mén guān: hēi! yǒu de! |
[01:55.39] | chū mén jiù zhe a |
[01:57.24] | hāi! hāi! hāi! hāi! |
[01:58.06] | xǐng xǐng! |
[01:59.80] | zào lì: hēng |
[01:59.98] | mén guān: xǐng xǐng! |
[02:01.30] | zào lì: hēng |
[02:02.32] | mén guān: chī miàn la! |
[02:03.69] | zào lì: hǎo xián lǔ! |
[02:05.44] | mén guān: wǒ shuō nǐ kòu zhe shí le? |
[02:07.24] | zào lì: nǐ shuō chī miàn le ma! |
[02:08.95] | mén guān: wǒ zhè ér jiào nǐ nà |
[02:10.67] | zào lì: yō, zhè" lái ya lái ya" de shì jiào wǒ ne ma? |
[02:13.86] | mén guān: a! |
[02:14.55] | zào lì: wǒ xiǎo míng r jiù jiào" lái ya" ma? |
[02:16.86] | mén guān: kě zhè dāng bīng shì nǐ yī rén ma? |
[02:18.86] | zào lì: duō zhe nà! |
[02:19.94] | mén guān: hái shì a |
[02:21.24] | wǒ zhǔn zhī dào nǐ men shuí zài zhè ér ma? |
[02:23.60] | gù cǐ wǒ jiào nǐ men jiù shì " lái ya lái ya" |
[02:26.80] | shuí tīng jiàn shuí dā gè chá ér! |
[02:27.87] | zào lì: zhè me shuō wǒ dǎo méi ya |
[02:29.22] | mén guān: zěn me? |
[02:29.84] | zào lì: jiù shì wǒ tīng jiàn ma |
[02:31.70] | mén guān: nà jiù shì nǐ ya |
[02:32.70] | zào lì: wǒ zěn me yàng nà? |
[02:33.10] | mén guān: ya, nǐ bù zhī dào a? |
[02:34.11] | zào lì: shén me shì wǒ zhī dào a? |
[02:35.46] | mén guān: tīng wǒ gào sù nǐ shuō: |
[02:36.41] | zhǐ yīn dōng gōng shì zǐ tián fǎ zhāng |
[02:38.12] | rén lún dà biàn, zi yào yín fù fēi |
[02:40.58] | dài wáng |
[02:41.32] | zào lì: hēng |
[02:42.28] | mén guān: nǐ qiáo, hǎo jīng shén tā yòu zhe le |
[02:44.42] | zào lì: hēng |
[02:45.31] | mén guān: hāi hāi hāi, xǐng xǐng |
[02:46.35] | zào lì: hēng |
[02:47.17] | mén guān: xǐng xǐng |
[02:47.83] | zào lì: hēng |
[02:48.28] | mén guān: hāi hāi hāi! wǒ hé nǐ shuō huà nà |
[02:49.23] | zào lì: shuō shí mǒ lái zhe? |
[02:50.43] | mén guān: ya ā! quán méi tīng jiàn nà! |
[02:51.69] | zào lì: nǐ shuō nǐ de |
[02:53.19] | mén guān: nà me nǐ ne? |
[02:54.30] | zào lì: wǒ shuì wǒ de |
[02:55.63] | mén guān: nà wǒ gēn shuí shuō qù ya? |
[02:57.20] | èr duàn |
[02:57.40] | mén guān: nǐ bié shuì tīng wǒ shuō ya |
[02:59.43] | zào lì: , shuō ba |
[03:00.44] | mén guān: zhǐ yīn dōng gōng shì zǐ tián fǎ zhāng |
[03:02.60] | zào lì: dé le, dé le |
[03:03.39] | nǐ bié shuō le, wǒ quán dōu zhī dào |
[03:05.80] | mén guān: nà me nǐ shuō |
[03:05.89] | zào lì: zhǐ yīn dōng gōng shì zǐ tián fǎ zhāng |
[03:07.88] | rén lún dà biàn |
[03:09.60] | zi yào yín fù fēi |
[03:10.45] | dài wáng dà nù |
[03:11.21] | cì yī gōng gōng bǎo jiàn yī kǒu |
[03:13.40] | sān gēng shí fēn zhǎn shā huí zòu |
[03:15.20] | bù zhī hé rén zǒu lòu le xiāo xī |
[03:16.87] | shì zǐ lián yè táo chū le huáng chéng |
[03:18.70] | yī gōng gōng yǒu zhá zi dào lái |
[03:20.22] | mìng nǐ bǎ shǒu guān kǒu |
[03:21.33] | bù zhǔn xián zá rén děng luàn chū luàn rù |
[03:23.78] | shì zhè me huí shì bú shì? |
[03:25.80] | mén guān: a, shì a! |
[03:26.61] | zào lì: nǐ gào sù wǒ gàn shén me ne? |
[03:28.29] | mén guān: ya, wǒ bù gào sù nǐ gào sù shuí ya? |
[03:30.40] | zào lì: gào sù wǒ zěn me le? |
[03:30.94] | mén guān: tiān bù zǎo le gāi shàng guān le |
[03:32.76] | zào lì: nǐ jiù shuō shàng guān dé le ma, zǒu ba |
[03:35.25] | mén guān: zǒu wa |
[03:36.24] | zào lì: zǒu wa |
[03:37.35] | mén guān: āi yō! zhè shì nǐ zǒu wǒ hǎo zǒu a |
[03:39.29] | zào lì: nǐ jiǎng lǐ bù jiǎng lǐ ya? |
[03:40.78] | mén guān: nǐ qiáo lǎo yé me bù jiǎng lǐ? |
[03:42.54] | zào lì: wǒ shì gàn shén me de? |
[03:43.79] | mén guān: nǐ shì gēn zhe wǒ de |
[03:45.10] | zào lì: hái shì ya! wǒ yào zài tóu lǐ zǒu |
[03:47.10] | nà bù chéng nǐ gēn zhe wǒ de le ma? |
[03:48.50] | mén guān: āi yō! nǐ hún dàn nà! |
[03:49.94] | zào lì: shǎo shuō hún dàn jiā sān jí |
[03:52.24] | mén guān: nǐ qiáo, jiā sān jí nà ér guān fèng qù? |
[03:53.91] | zhè shì wǒ shì lǎo yé nǐ shì bīng! |
[03:56.21] | zào lì: ó! nǐ shì lǎo yé wǒ shì bīng |
[03:58.27] | nǐ shì tù zi wǒ shì yīng |
[04:00.30] | nǐ zài gāo liáng dì, wǒ zài bàn xuán kōng |
[04:01.86] | tīng wǒ líng dāng xiǎng, xià dé nǐ zuān kū lóng |
[04:04.26] | mén guān: nǐ wán xiào a |
[04:05.35] | zào lì: shuí gēn nǐ wán xiào a? |
[04:06.45] | mén guān: nǐ men zhè gè dāng bīng de yìng dāng zài tóu lǐ zǒu |
[04:08.92] | hōng sàn xián rén hē zhe dào, zhè wǒ cái néng zǒu nà |
[04:12.10] | zào lì: ó, dāng bīng de zài tóu lǐ zǒu |
[04:14.11] | gěi nín hē zhe dào hōng sǎn rén nín cái néng zǒu nà? |
[04:16.96] | mén guān: a, zhè shì guān shì! |
[04:18.36] | zào lì: guān shì guān bàn |
[04:19.44] | yòu tā mā guān shì le |
[04:21.30] | mén guān: āi yōu, dǎ le wǒ nǎo dài la |
[04:22.64] | zào lì: méi dǎ pò ya |
[04:23.62] | mén guān: dǎ pò le nǐ péi dé qǐ ma? |
[04:25.26] | zào lì: péi jī dàn nà |
[04:26.35] | mén guān: yòu péi jī dàn la yòu! |
[04:27.64] | nǐ dǎo shì hē zhe dào a |
[04:29.14] | zào lì: zǒng děi hè dào? |
[04:30.14] | mén guān: hōng sàn xián rén |
[04:31.33] | zào lì: hōng rén jiāo wǒ gěi le |
[04:33.60] | ō shǐ lái le |
[04:34.94] | mén guān: hāi hāi hāi! bié shuō shǐ ya, nà duō chòu a! |
[04:37.53] | zào lì: yuè chòu yuè hǎo |
[04:38.68] | mén guān: zěn me yuè chòu yuè hǎo ne? |
[04:40.30] | zào lì: nǐ qiáo wǒ gǎn hōng shuí, wǒ shuō zhè gè" shǐ lái le" |
[04:43.52] | rén jiā dōu xián chòu jiù duǒ kāi le, nín jiù guò qù la |
[04:47.25] | mén guān: ! nà bù chéng, dé shuō liǎng zì ér de |
[04:49.96] | zào lì: liǎng zì ér de? |
[04:50.81] | mén guān: éi |
[04:51.25] | zào lì: shǐ dàn lái lóu |
[04:52.81] | mén guān: hāi hāi hāi! |
[04:53.96] | zěn me yòu gǎi le" shǐ dàn" la? |
[04:55.17] | zào lì: fēng gān de |
[04:55.98] | mén guān: nà gèng chòu! |
[04:57.00] | zào lì: yuè chòu yuè hǎo a, nǐ jiào shuō liǎng zì ér ma |
[04:59.86] | mén guān: dé shuō" lǎo yé" |
[05:01.99] | zào lì: lǎo ye? jiù jiù zài nǎ ér ne? |
[05:04.50] | mén guān: āi yō! nǐ bú huì ya? |
[05:06.29] | zào lì: āi yō! wǒ huì hái tā mā de gàn zhè gè? |
[05:08.85] | mén guān: zhè shàng zhèn xiàn mó qiāng, qiáo wǒ de! |
[05:12.19] | zào lì: ! |
[05:12.50] | mén guān: zhè gè bǎn zi yào zhè yàng ná zhe |
[05:13.59] | zào lì: éi |
[05:14.11] | mén guān: hái zài yào zhè me gè jià zi |
[05:15.76] | zào lì: zá wāi le |
[05:16.51] | mén guān: zhuō bǐ zhè me shuō |
[05:17.18] | wǒ yào shàng dōng biān qù:" ō! lǎo yé dōng biān chá lái lóu!" |
[05:22.00] | wǒ yào shàng xī biān qù:" ō! lǎo yé xī biān chá lái lóu!" |
[05:25.00] | zhè cái xiàng nà |
[05:26.01] | zào lì: ō, bǎn zi zhè me yàng ná zhe, dé yǒu gè jià zi |
[05:29.98] | lǎo yé shàng dōng biān qù:" dōng biān chá lái lóu" |
[05:33.55] | lǎo yé xī biān qù:" xī biān chá lái lóu" |
[05:35.18] | shì bú shì? |
[05:35.81] | mén guān: duì le |
[05:36.38] | zào lì: dé le |
[05:37.11] | mén guān: zǒu ya |
[05:37.64] | zào lì: ó! |
[05:38.19] | mén guān: zěn me la? |
[05:39.55] | zào lì: āi |
[05:40.27] | mén guān: nǐ zhè bù chéng le xiào náng le ma? |
[05:43.24] | zào lì: shén me xiào náng ā, bāng kū hái jiā sān zǐ r |
[05:45.96] | mén guān: dé le, bié hè dào kuài diǎn zǒu ba! |
[05:48.10] | zào lì: zhè bù jié le, zǒu wa zǒu wa? |
[05:49.30] | mén guān: huí lái! huí lái! huí lái! |
[05:50.53] | zào lì: gàn shén me yòu huí lái? |
[05:51.79] | mén guān: nǐ shàng nǎ ér ya? |
[05:53.70] | zào lì: wǒ zhī dào shàng nǎ ér ya? |
[05:54.63] | mén guān: wǒ shàng dōng guān |
[05:55.81] | zào lì: wǒ pǎo tā mā xī mén lái le |