pan guan

盘关
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Song 盘关
Artist 萧盛萱
Album 百年老唱片:京剧大典(26CD 精装典藏版)
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[00:00.20] 盘关【1936年百代唱片2面】
[00:00.40] 萧长华饰皂隶 萧盛萱饰门官
[00:00.60] (头段)
[00:00.80] 门官:啊哈!
[00:04.00] 做官难!
[00:05.64] 【数板】
[00:06.40] 做官怎么都是难
[00:09.11] 吃的是着急饭
[00:10.96] 花的是揪心钱
[00:12.82] 黎民愚玩实在难劝
[00:15.11] 甘做下流甚不堪
[00:17.59] 扎吗啡、吃金丹
[00:19.94] 又抽白面和鸦片烟
[00:22.25] 只闹的身体五脏全都腐烂
[00:25.71] 男男女女还一口同言:
[00:27.83] 他偏说是过瘾真舒坦
[00:30.10] 全不想四肢枯骨髓干
[00:33.49] 断了生育绝了香烟
[00:35.63] 这害处只可除不可缓
[00:39.50] 官府无奈才戒大烟
[00:41.24] 有的说苦海无边回头是岸
[00:44.45] 春雷惊醒梦一般
[00:46.68] 还有那蠢愚民痴呆汉
[00:50.00] 反说是官府管理太严
[00:52.33] 奉劝同胞问心想
[00:54.40] 须知道为官治国难
[01:00.00] 【定场诗】
[01:00.22] 我想那四衙
[01:01.27] 反被二衙辖
[01:03.80] 二衙比他大
[01:04.44] 他比二衙多俩牙
[01:07.59] (白)下官,侯銮
[01:09.15] 我父侯尚卫,在齐王驾前为臣
[01:13.31] 不幸被人一本参掉
[01:15.94] 多亏我父同年的好友
[01:18.60] 才保举我这么个小差使
[01:20.90] 这且不言
[01:22.26] 只因东宫世子田法章
[01:25.10] 人伦大变
[01:26.81] 子要淫父妃
[01:28.28] 大王大怒
[01:29.84] 赐伊公公宝剑一口
[01:32.20] 三更时分斩杀回奏
[01:34.72] 不知被何人走漏了消息
[01:37.39] 世子连夜逃出皇城
[01:39.58] 伊公公有札子到来
[01:41.75] 命我把守关口
[01:43.52] 不准闲杂人等乱出乱入
[01:46.71] 天不早了该上关了
[01:49.16] 我说来呀!
[01:51.50] 皂隶:哼…
[01:52.52] 门官:来呀!
[01:53.84] 皂隶:哼…
[01:54.78] 门官:嘿!有得!
[01:55.39] 出门就着啊
[01:57.24] 咳!咳!咳!咳!
[01:58.06] 醒醒!
[01:59.80] 皂隶:哼…
[01:59.98] 门官:醒醒!
[02:01.30] 皂隶:哼…
[02:02.32] 门官:吃面啦!
[02:03.69] 皂隶:好咸卤!
[02:05.44] 门官:我说你扣着食了?
[02:07.24] 皂隶:你说吃面了嘛!
[02:08.95] 门官:我这儿叫你呐
[02:10.67] 皂隶:哟,这“来呀、来呀”的是叫我呢吗?
[02:13.86] 门官:啊!
[02:14.55] 皂隶:我小名儿就叫“来呀”吗?
[02:16.86] 门官:可这当兵是你一人吗?
[02:18.86] 皂隶:多着呐!
[02:19.94] 门官:还是啊
[02:21.24] 我准知道你们谁在这儿吗?
[02:23.60] 故此我叫你们就是 “来呀、来呀”
[02:26.80] 谁听见谁搭个茬儿!
[02:27.87] 皂隶:这么说我倒霉呀
[02:29.22] 门官:怎么?
[02:29.84] 皂隶:就是我听见嘛
[02:31.70] 门官:那就是你呀
[02:32.70] 皂隶:我怎么样呐?
[02:33.10] 门官:呀,你不知道啊?
[02:34.11] 皂隶:什么事我知道啊?
[02:35.46] 门官:听我告诉你说:
[02:36.41] 只因东宫世子田法章
[02:38.12] 人伦大变,子要淫父妃
[02:40.58] 大王…
[02:41.32] 皂隶:哼……
[02:42.28] 门官:你瞧,好精神他又着了
[02:44.42] 皂隶:哼…
[02:45.31] 门官:咳咳咳,醒醒
[02:46.35] 皂隶:哼…
[02:47.17] 门官:醒醒
[02:47.83] 皂隶:哼…
[02:48.28] 门官:咳咳咳!我和你说话呐
[02:49.23] 皂隶:说什么来着?
[02:50.43] 门官:呀呵!全没听见呐!
[02:51.69] 皂隶:你说你的
[02:53.19] 门官:那么你呢?
[02:54.30] 皂隶:我睡我的
[02:55.63] 门官:那我跟谁说去呀?
[02:57.20] (二段)
[02:57.40] 门官:你别睡听我说呀
[02:59.43] 皂隶:嗯,说吧
[03:00.44] 门官:只因东宫世子田法章…
[03:02.60] 皂隶:得了,得了
[03:03.39] 你别说了,我全都知道
[03:05.80] 门官:那么你说
[03:05.89] 皂隶:只因东宫世子田法章
[03:07.88] 人伦大变
[03:09.60] 子要淫父妃
[03:10.45] 大王大怒
[03:11.21] 赐伊公公宝剑一口
[03:13.40] 三更时分斩杀回奏
[03:15.20] 不知何人走漏了消息
[03:16.87] 世子连夜逃出了皇城
[03:18.70] 伊公公有札子到来
[03:20.22] 命你把守关口
[03:21.33] 不准闲杂人等乱出乱入
[03:23.78] 是这么回事不是?
[03:25.80] 门官:啊,是啊!
[03:26.61] 皂隶:你告诉我干什么呢?
[03:28.29] 门官:呀,我不告诉你告诉谁呀?
[03:30.40] 皂隶:告诉我怎么了?
[03:30.94] 门官:天不早了该上关了
[03:32.76] 皂隶:你就说上关得了嘛,走吧
[03:35.25] 门官:走哇
[03:36.24] 皂隶:走哇
[03:37.35] 门官:哎哟!这是你走我好走啊
[03:39.29] 皂隶:你讲理不讲理呀?
[03:40.78] 门官:你瞧老爷么不讲理?
[03:42.54] 皂隶:我是干什么的?
[03:43.79] 门官:你是跟着我的
[03:45.10] 皂隶:还是呀!我要在头里走
[03:47.10] 那不成你跟着我的了吗?
[03:48.50] 门官:哎哟!你混蛋呐!
[03:49.94] 皂隶:少说混蛋加三级
[03:52.24] 门官:你瞧,加三级那儿官俸去?
[03:53.91] 这是我是老爷你是兵!
[03:56.21] 皂隶:哦!你是老爷我是兵
[03:58.27] 你是兔子我是鹰
[04:00.30] 你在高粱地,我在半悬空
[04:01.86] 听我铃当响,吓得你钻窟窿
[04:04.26] 门官:你玩笑啊
[04:05.35] 皂隶:谁跟你玩笑啊?
[04:06.45] 门官:你们这个当兵的应当在头里走
[04:08.92] 轰散闲人喝着道,这我才能走呐
[04:12.10] 皂隶:哦,当兵的在头里走
[04:14.11] 给您喝着道轰散人您才能走呐?
[04:16.96] 门官:啊,这是官事!
[04:18.36] 皂隶:官事官办
[04:19.44] 又他妈官事了
[04:21.30] 门官:哎呦,打了我脑袋啦
[04:22.64] 皂隶:没打破呀
[04:23.62] 门官:打破了你赔得起吗?
[04:25.26] 皂隶:赔鸡蛋呐
[04:26.35] 门官:又赔鸡蛋啦又!
[04:27.64] 你倒是喝着道啊
[04:29.14] 皂隶:总得喝道?
[04:30.14] 门官:轰散闲人
[04:31.33] 皂隶:轰人交我给了
[04:33.60] 噢…屎来了
[04:34.94] 门官:咳咳咳!别说屎呀,那多臭啊!
[04:37.53] 皂隶:越臭越好
[04:38.68] 门官:怎么越臭越好呢?
[04:40.30] 皂隶:你瞧我敢轰谁,我说这个“屎来了”
[04:43.52] 人家都嫌臭就躲开了,您就过去啦
[04:47.25] 门官:嗯!那不成,得说两字儿的
[04:49.96] 皂隶:两字儿的?
[04:50.81] 门官:诶
[04:51.25] 皂隶:屎蛋来喽
[04:52.81] 门官:咳咳咳!
[04:53.96] 怎么又改了“屎蛋”啦?
[04:55.17] 皂隶:风干的
[04:55.98] 门官:那更臭!
[04:57.00] 皂隶:越臭越好啊,你叫说两字儿嘛
[04:59.86] 门官:得说“老爷”
[05:01.99] 皂隶:姥爷?舅舅在哪儿呢?
[05:04.50] 门官:哎哟!你不会呀?
[05:06.29] 皂隶:哎哟!我会还他妈的干这个?
[05:08.85] 门官:这上阵现磨枪,瞧我的!
[05:12.19] 皂隶:嗯!
[05:12.50] 门官:这个板子要这样拿着
[05:13.59] 皂隶:诶
[05:14.11] 门官:还再要这么个架子
[05:15.76] 皂隶:砸歪了
[05:16.51] 门官:拙比这么说
[05:17.18] 我要上东边去:“噢!老爷东边查来喽!”
[05:22.00] 我要上西边去:“噢!老爷西边查来喽!”
[05:25.00] 这才像呐
[05:26.01] 皂隶:喔,板子这么样拿着,得有个架子
[05:29.98] 老爷上东边去:“东边查来喽”
[05:33.55] 老爷西边去:“西边查来喽”
[05:35.18] 是不是?
[05:35.81] 门官:对了
[05:36.38] 皂隶:得了
[05:37.11] 门官:走呀
[05:37.64] 皂隶:哦!
[05:38.19] 门官:怎么啦?
[05:39.55] 皂隶:唉
[05:40.27] 门官:你这不成了孝囊了嘛?
[05:43.24] 皂隶:什么孝囊呵,帮哭还加三子儿
[05:45.96] 门官:得了,别喝道快点走吧!
[05:48.10] 皂隶:这不结了,走哇走哇?
[05:49.30] 门官:回来!回来!回来!
[05:50.53] 皂隶:干什么又回来?
[05:51.79] 门官:你上哪儿呀?
[05:53.70] 皂隶:我知道上哪儿呀?
[05:54.63] 门官:我上东关
[05:55.81] 皂隶:我跑他妈西门来了
[00:00.20] pan guan 1936 nian bai dai chang pian 2 mian
[00:00.40] xiao zhang hua shi zao li xiao sheng xuan shi men guan
[00:00.60] tou duan
[00:00.80] men guan: a ha!
[00:04.00] zuo guan nan!
[00:05.64] shu ban
[00:06.40] zuo guan zen me dou shi nan
[00:09.11] chi de shi zhao ji fan
[00:10.96] hua de shi jiu xin qian
[00:12.82] li min yu wan shi zai nan quan
[00:15.11] gan zuo xia liu shen bu kan
[00:17.59] zha ma fei chi jin dan
[00:19.94] you chou bai mian he ya pian yan
[00:22.25] zhi nao de shen ti wu zang quan dou fu lan
[00:25.71] nan nan nv nv hai yi kou tong yan:
[00:27.83] ta pian shuo shi guo yin zhen shu tan
[00:30.10] quan bu xiang si zhi ku gu sui gan
[00:33.49] duan le sheng yu jue le xiang yan
[00:35.63] zhe hai chu zhi ke chu bu ke huan
[00:39.50] guan fu wu nai cai jie da yan
[00:41.24] you de shuo ku hai wu bian hui tou shi an
[00:44.45] chun lei jing xing meng yi ban
[00:46.68] hai you na chun yu min chi dai han
[00:50.00] fan shuo shi guan fu guan li tai yan
[00:52.33] feng quan tong bao wen xin xiang
[00:54.40] xu zhi dao wei guan zhi guo nan
[01:00.00] ding chang shi
[01:00.22] wo xiang na si ya
[01:01.27] fan bei er ya xia
[01:03.80] er ya bi ta da
[01:04.44] ta bi er ya duo lia ya
[01:07.59] bai xia guan, hou luan
[01:09.15] wo fu hou shang wei, zai qi wang jia qian wei chen
[01:13.31] bu xing bei ren yi ben can diao
[01:15.94] duo kui wo fu tong nian de hao you
[01:18.60] cai bao ju wo zhe me ge xiao chai shi
[01:20.90] zhe qie bu yan
[01:22.26] zhi yin dong gong shi zi tian fa zhang
[01:25.10] ren lun da bian
[01:26.81] zi yao yin fu fei
[01:28.28] dai wang da nu
[01:29.84] ci yi gong gong bao jian yi kou
[01:32.20] san geng shi fen zhan sha hui zou
[01:34.72] bu zhi bei he ren zou lou le xiao xi
[01:37.39] shi zi lian ye tao chu huang cheng
[01:39.58] yi gong gong you zha zi dao lai
[01:41.75] ming wo ba shou guan kou
[01:43.52] bu zhun xian za ren deng luan chu luan ru
[01:46.71] tian bu zao le gai shang guan le
[01:49.16] wo shuo lai ya!
[01:51.50] zao li: heng
[01:52.52] men guan: lai ya!
[01:53.84] zao li: heng
[01:54.78] men guan: hei! you de!
[01:55.39] chu men jiu zhe a
[01:57.24] hai! hai! hai! hai!
[01:58.06] xing xing!
[01:59.80] zao li: heng
[01:59.98] men guan: xing xing!
[02:01.30] zao li: heng
[02:02.32] men guan: chi mian la!
[02:03.69] zao li: hao xian lu!
[02:05.44] men guan: wo shuo ni kou zhe shi le?
[02:07.24] zao li: ni shuo chi mian le ma!
[02:08.95] men guan: wo zhe er jiao ni na
[02:10.67] zao li: yo, zhe" lai ya lai ya" de shi jiao wo ne ma?
[02:13.86] men guan: a!
[02:14.55] zao li: wo xiao ming r jiu jiao" lai ya" ma?
[02:16.86] men guan: ke zhe dang bing shi ni yi ren ma?
[02:18.86] zao li: duo zhe na!
[02:19.94] men guan: hai shi a
[02:21.24] wo zhun zhi dao ni men shui zai zhe er ma?
[02:23.60] gu ci wo jiao ni men jiu shi " lai ya lai ya"
[02:26.80] shui ting jian shui da ge cha er!
[02:27.87] zao li: zhe me shuo wo dao mei ya
[02:29.22] men guan: zen me?
[02:29.84] zao li: jiu shi wo ting jian ma
[02:31.70] men guan: na jiu shi ni ya
[02:32.70] zao li: wo zen me yang na?
[02:33.10] men guan: ya, ni bu zhi dao a?
[02:34.11] zao li: shen me shi wo zhi dao a?
[02:35.46] men guan: ting wo gao su ni shuo:
[02:36.41] zhi yin dong gong shi zi tian fa zhang
[02:38.12] ren lun da bian, zi yao yin fu fei
[02:40.58] dai wang
[02:41.32] zao li: heng
[02:42.28] men guan: ni qiao, hao jing shen ta you zhe le
[02:44.42] zao li: heng
[02:45.31] men guan: hai hai hai, xing xing
[02:46.35] zao li: heng
[02:47.17] men guan: xing xing
[02:47.83] zao li: heng
[02:48.28] men guan: hai hai hai! wo he ni shuo hua na
[02:49.23] zao li: shuo shi mo lai zhe?
[02:50.43] men guan: ya a! quan mei ting jian na!
[02:51.69] zao li: ni shuo ni de
[02:53.19] men guan: na me ni ne?
[02:54.30] zao li: wo shui wo de
[02:55.63] men guan: na wo gen shui shuo qu ya?
[02:57.20] er duan
[02:57.40] men guan: ni bie shui ting wo shuo ya
[02:59.43] zao li: , shuo ba
[03:00.44] men guan: zhi yin dong gong shi zi tian fa zhang
[03:02.60] zao li: de le, de le
[03:03.39] ni bie shuo le, wo quan dou zhi dao
[03:05.80] men guan: na me ni shuo
[03:05.89] zao li: zhi yin dong gong shi zi tian fa zhang
[03:07.88] ren lun da bian
[03:09.60] zi yao yin fu fei
[03:10.45] dai wang da nu
[03:11.21] ci yi gong gong bao jian yi kou
[03:13.40] san geng shi fen zhan sha hui zou
[03:15.20] bu zhi he ren zou lou le xiao xi
[03:16.87] shi zi lian ye tao chu le huang cheng
[03:18.70] yi gong gong you zha zi dao lai
[03:20.22] ming ni ba shou guan kou
[03:21.33] bu zhun xian za ren deng luan chu luan ru
[03:23.78] shi zhe me hui shi bu shi?
[03:25.80] men guan: a, shi a!
[03:26.61] zao li: ni gao su wo gan shen me ne?
[03:28.29] men guan: ya, wo bu gao su ni gao su shui ya?
[03:30.40] zao li: gao su wo zen me le?
[03:30.94] men guan: tian bu zao le gai shang guan le
[03:32.76] zao li: ni jiu shuo shang guan de le ma, zou ba
[03:35.25] men guan: zou wa
[03:36.24] zao li: zou wa
[03:37.35] men guan: ai yo! zhe shi ni zou wo hao zou a
[03:39.29] zao li: ni jiang li bu jiang li ya?
[03:40.78] men guan: ni qiao lao ye me bu jiang li?
[03:42.54] zao li: wo shi gan shen me de?
[03:43.79] men guan: ni shi gen zhe wo de
[03:45.10] zao li: hai shi ya! wo yao zai tou li zou
[03:47.10] na bu cheng ni gen zhe wo de le ma?
[03:48.50] men guan: ai yo! ni hun dan na!
[03:49.94] zao li: shao shuo hun dan jia san ji
[03:52.24] men guan: ni qiao, jia san ji na er guan feng qu?
[03:53.91] zhe shi wo shi lao ye ni shi bing!
[03:56.21] zao li: o! ni shi lao ye wo shi bing
[03:58.27] ni shi tu zi wo shi ying
[04:00.30] ni zai gao liang di, wo zai ban xuan kong
[04:01.86] ting wo ling dang xiang, xia de ni zuan ku long
[04:04.26] men guan: ni wan xiao a
[04:05.35] zao li: shui gen ni wan xiao a?
[04:06.45] men guan: ni men zhe ge dang bing de ying dang zai tou li zou
[04:08.92] hong san xian ren he zhe dao, zhe wo cai neng zou na
[04:12.10] zao li: o, dang bing de zai tou li zou
[04:14.11] gei nin he zhe dao hong san ren nin cai neng zou na?
[04:16.96] men guan: a, zhe shi guan shi!
[04:18.36] zao li: guan shi guan ban
[04:19.44] you ta ma guan shi le
[04:21.30] men guan: ai you, da le wo nao dai la
[04:22.64] zao li: mei da po ya
[04:23.62] men guan: da po le ni pei de qi ma?
[04:25.26] zao li: pei ji dan na
[04:26.35] men guan: you pei ji dan la you!
[04:27.64] ni dao shi he zhe dao a
[04:29.14] zao li: zong dei he dao?
[04:30.14] men guan: hong san xian ren
[04:31.33] zao li: hong ren jiao wo gei le
[04:33.60] o shi lai le
[04:34.94] men guan: hai hai hai! bie shuo shi ya, na duo chou a!
[04:37.53] zao li: yue chou yue hao
[04:38.68] men guan: zen me yue chou yue hao ne?
[04:40.30] zao li: ni qiao wo gan hong shui, wo shuo zhe ge" shi lai le"
[04:43.52] ren jia dou xian chou jiu duo kai le, nin jiu guo qu la
[04:47.25] men guan: ! na bu cheng, de shuo liang zi er de
[04:49.96] zao li: liang zi er de?
[04:50.81] men guan: ei
[04:51.25] zao li: shi dan lai lou
[04:52.81] men guan: hai hai hai!
[04:53.96] zen me you gai le" shi dan" la?
[04:55.17] zao li: feng gan de
[04:55.98] men guan: na geng chou!
[04:57.00] zao li: yue chou yue hao a, ni jiao shuo liang zi er ma
[04:59.86] men guan: de shuo" lao ye"
[05:01.99] zao li: lao ye? jiu jiu zai na er ne?
[05:04.50] men guan: ai yo! ni bu hui ya?
[05:06.29] zao li: ai yo! wo hui hai ta ma de gan zhe ge?
[05:08.85] men guan: zhe shang zhen xian mo qiang, qiao wo de!
[05:12.19] zao li: !
[05:12.50] men guan: zhe ge ban zi yao zhe yang na zhe
[05:13.59] zao li: ei
[05:14.11] men guan: hai zai yao zhe me ge jia zi
[05:15.76] zao li: za wai le
[05:16.51] men guan: zhuo bi zhe me shuo
[05:17.18] wo yao shang dong bian qu:" o! lao ye dong bian cha lai lou!"
[05:22.00] wo yao shang xi bian qu:" o! lao ye xi bian cha lai lou!"
[05:25.00] zhe cai xiang na
[05:26.01] zao li: o, ban zi zhe me yang na zhe, de you ge jia zi
[05:29.98] lao ye shang dong bian qu:" dong bian cha lai lou"
[05:33.55] lao ye xi bian qu:" xi bian cha lai lou"
[05:35.18] shi bu shi?
[05:35.81] men guan: dui le
[05:36.38] zao li: de le
[05:37.11] men guan: zou ya
[05:37.64] zao li: o!
[05:38.19] men guan: zen me la?
[05:39.55] zao li: ai
[05:40.27] men guan: ni zhe bu cheng le xiao nang le ma?
[05:43.24] zao li: shen me xiao nang a, bang ku hai jia san zi r
[05:45.96] men guan: de le, bie he dao kuai dian zou ba!
[05:48.10] zao li: zhe bu jie le, zou wa zou wa?
[05:49.30] men guan: hui lai! hui lai! hui lai!
[05:50.53] zao li: gan shen me you hui lai?
[05:51.79] men guan: ni shang na er ya?
[05:53.70] zao li: wo zhi dao shang na er ya?
[05:54.63] men guan: wo shang dong guan
[05:55.81] zao li: wo pao ta ma xi men lai le
[00:00.20] pán guān 1936 nián bǎi dài chàng piān 2 miàn
[00:00.40] xiāo zhǎng huá shì zào lì xiāo shèng xuān shì mén guān
[00:00.60] tóu duàn
[00:00.80] mén guān: ā hā!
[00:04.00] zuò guān nán!
[00:05.64] shù bǎn
[00:06.40] zuò guān zěn me dōu shì nán
[00:09.11] chī de shì zháo jí fàn
[00:10.96] huā de shì jiū xīn qián
[00:12.82] lí mín yú wán shí zài nán quàn
[00:15.11] gān zuò xià liú shén bù kān
[00:17.59] zhā mǎ fēi chī jīn dān
[00:19.94] yòu chōu bái miàn hé yā piàn yān
[00:22.25] zhǐ nào de shēn tǐ wǔ zàng quán dōu fǔ làn
[00:25.71] nán nán nǚ nǚ hái yī kǒu tóng yán:
[00:27.83] tā piān shuō shì guò yǐn zhēn shū tǎn
[00:30.10] quán bù xiǎng sì zhī kū gǔ suǐ gàn
[00:33.49] duàn le shēng yù jué le xiāng yān
[00:35.63] zhè hài chù zhǐ kě chú bù kě huǎn
[00:39.50] guān fǔ wú nài cái jiè dà yān
[00:41.24] yǒu de shuō kǔ hǎi wú biān huí tóu shì àn
[00:44.45] chūn léi jīng xǐng mèng yì bān
[00:46.68] hái yǒu nà chǔn yú mín chī dāi hàn
[00:50.00] fǎn shuō shì guān fǔ guǎn lǐ tài yán
[00:52.33] fèng quàn tóng bāo wèn xīn xiǎng
[00:54.40] xū zhī dào wèi guān zhì guó nàn
[01:00.00] dìng chǎng shī
[01:00.22] wǒ xiǎng nà sì yá
[01:01.27] fǎn bèi èr yá xiá
[01:03.80] èr yá bǐ tā dà
[01:04.44] tā bǐ èr yá duō liǎ yá
[01:07.59] bái xià guān, hóu luán
[01:09.15] wǒ fù hóu shàng wèi, zài qí wáng jià qián wèi chén
[01:13.31] bù xìng bèi rén yī běn cān diào
[01:15.94] duō kuī wǒ fù tóng nián de hǎo yǒu
[01:18.60] cái bǎo jǔ wǒ zhè me gè xiǎo chāi shǐ
[01:20.90] zhè qiě bù yán
[01:22.26] zhǐ yīn dōng gōng shì zǐ tián fǎ zhāng
[01:25.10] rén lún dà biàn
[01:26.81] zi yào yín fù fēi
[01:28.28] dài wáng dà nù
[01:29.84] cì yī gōng gōng bǎo jiàn yī kǒu
[01:32.20] sān gēng shí fēn zhǎn shā huí zòu
[01:34.72] bù zhī bèi hé rén zǒu lòu le xiāo xī
[01:37.39] shì zǐ lián yè táo chū huáng chéng
[01:39.58] yī gōng gōng yǒu zhá zi dào lái
[01:41.75] mìng wǒ bǎ shǒu guān kǒu
[01:43.52] bù zhǔn xián zá rén děng luàn chū luàn rù
[01:46.71] tiān bù zǎo le gāi shàng guān le
[01:49.16] wǒ shuō lái ya!
[01:51.50] zào lì: hēng
[01:52.52] mén guān: lái ya!
[01:53.84] zào lì: hēng
[01:54.78] mén guān: hēi! yǒu de!
[01:55.39] chū mén jiù zhe a
[01:57.24] hāi! hāi! hāi! hāi!
[01:58.06] xǐng xǐng!
[01:59.80] zào lì: hēng
[01:59.98] mén guān: xǐng xǐng!
[02:01.30] zào lì: hēng
[02:02.32] mén guān: chī miàn la!
[02:03.69] zào lì: hǎo xián lǔ!
[02:05.44] mén guān: wǒ shuō nǐ kòu zhe shí le?
[02:07.24] zào lì: nǐ shuō chī miàn le ma!
[02:08.95] mén guān: wǒ zhè ér jiào nǐ nà
[02:10.67] zào lì: yō, zhè" lái ya lái ya" de shì jiào wǒ ne ma?
[02:13.86] mén guān: a!
[02:14.55] zào lì: wǒ xiǎo míng r jiù jiào" lái ya" ma?
[02:16.86] mén guān: kě zhè dāng bīng shì nǐ yī rén ma?
[02:18.86] zào lì: duō zhe nà!
[02:19.94] mén guān: hái shì a
[02:21.24] wǒ zhǔn zhī dào nǐ men shuí zài zhè ér ma?
[02:23.60] gù cǐ wǒ jiào nǐ men jiù shì " lái ya lái ya"
[02:26.80] shuí tīng jiàn shuí dā gè chá ér!
[02:27.87] zào lì: zhè me shuō wǒ dǎo méi ya
[02:29.22] mén guān: zěn me?
[02:29.84] zào lì: jiù shì wǒ tīng jiàn ma
[02:31.70] mén guān: nà jiù shì nǐ ya
[02:32.70] zào lì: wǒ zěn me yàng nà?
[02:33.10] mén guān: ya, nǐ bù zhī dào a?
[02:34.11] zào lì: shén me shì wǒ zhī dào a?
[02:35.46] mén guān: tīng wǒ gào sù nǐ shuō:
[02:36.41] zhǐ yīn dōng gōng shì zǐ tián fǎ zhāng
[02:38.12] rén lún dà biàn, zi yào yín fù fēi
[02:40.58] dài wáng
[02:41.32] zào lì: hēng
[02:42.28] mén guān: nǐ qiáo, hǎo jīng shén tā yòu zhe le
[02:44.42] zào lì: hēng
[02:45.31] mén guān: hāi hāi hāi, xǐng xǐng
[02:46.35] zào lì: hēng
[02:47.17] mén guān: xǐng xǐng
[02:47.83] zào lì: hēng
[02:48.28] mén guān: hāi hāi hāi! wǒ hé nǐ shuō huà nà
[02:49.23] zào lì: shuō shí mǒ lái zhe?
[02:50.43] mén guān: ya ā! quán méi tīng jiàn nà!
[02:51.69] zào lì: nǐ shuō nǐ de
[02:53.19] mén guān: nà me nǐ ne?
[02:54.30] zào lì: wǒ shuì wǒ de
[02:55.63] mén guān: nà wǒ gēn shuí shuō qù ya?
[02:57.20] èr duàn
[02:57.40] mén guān: nǐ bié shuì tīng wǒ shuō ya
[02:59.43] zào lì: , shuō ba
[03:00.44] mén guān: zhǐ yīn dōng gōng shì zǐ tián fǎ zhāng
[03:02.60] zào lì: dé le, dé le
[03:03.39] nǐ bié shuō le, wǒ quán dōu zhī dào
[03:05.80] mén guān: nà me nǐ shuō
[03:05.89] zào lì: zhǐ yīn dōng gōng shì zǐ tián fǎ zhāng
[03:07.88] rén lún dà biàn
[03:09.60] zi yào yín fù fēi
[03:10.45] dài wáng dà nù
[03:11.21] cì yī gōng gōng bǎo jiàn yī kǒu
[03:13.40] sān gēng shí fēn zhǎn shā huí zòu
[03:15.20] bù zhī hé rén zǒu lòu le xiāo xī
[03:16.87] shì zǐ lián yè táo chū le huáng chéng
[03:18.70] yī gōng gōng yǒu zhá zi dào lái
[03:20.22] mìng nǐ bǎ shǒu guān kǒu
[03:21.33] bù zhǔn xián zá rén děng luàn chū luàn rù
[03:23.78] shì zhè me huí shì bú shì?
[03:25.80] mén guān: a, shì a!
[03:26.61] zào lì: nǐ gào sù wǒ gàn shén me ne?
[03:28.29] mén guān: ya, wǒ bù gào sù nǐ gào sù shuí ya?
[03:30.40] zào lì: gào sù wǒ zěn me le?
[03:30.94] mén guān: tiān bù zǎo le gāi shàng guān le
[03:32.76] zào lì: nǐ jiù shuō shàng guān dé le ma, zǒu ba
[03:35.25] mén guān: zǒu wa
[03:36.24] zào lì: zǒu wa
[03:37.35] mén guān: āi yō! zhè shì nǐ zǒu wǒ hǎo zǒu a
[03:39.29] zào lì: nǐ jiǎng lǐ bù jiǎng lǐ ya?
[03:40.78] mén guān: nǐ qiáo lǎo yé me bù jiǎng lǐ?
[03:42.54] zào lì: wǒ shì gàn shén me de?
[03:43.79] mén guān: nǐ shì gēn zhe wǒ de
[03:45.10] zào lì: hái shì ya! wǒ yào zài tóu lǐ zǒu
[03:47.10] nà bù chéng nǐ gēn zhe wǒ de le ma?
[03:48.50] mén guān: āi yō! nǐ hún dàn nà!
[03:49.94] zào lì: shǎo shuō hún dàn jiā sān jí
[03:52.24] mén guān: nǐ qiáo, jiā sān jí nà ér guān fèng qù?
[03:53.91] zhè shì wǒ shì lǎo yé nǐ shì bīng!
[03:56.21] zào lì: ó! nǐ shì lǎo yé wǒ shì bīng
[03:58.27] nǐ shì tù zi wǒ shì yīng
[04:00.30] nǐ zài gāo liáng dì, wǒ zài bàn xuán kōng
[04:01.86] tīng wǒ líng dāng xiǎng, xià dé nǐ zuān kū lóng
[04:04.26] mén guān: nǐ wán xiào a
[04:05.35] zào lì: shuí gēn nǐ wán xiào a?
[04:06.45] mén guān: nǐ men zhè gè dāng bīng de yìng dāng zài tóu lǐ zǒu
[04:08.92] hōng sàn xián rén hē zhe dào, zhè wǒ cái néng zǒu nà
[04:12.10] zào lì: ó, dāng bīng de zài tóu lǐ zǒu
[04:14.11] gěi nín hē zhe dào hōng sǎn rén nín cái néng zǒu nà?
[04:16.96] mén guān: a, zhè shì guān shì!
[04:18.36] zào lì: guān shì guān bàn
[04:19.44] yòu tā mā guān shì le
[04:21.30] mén guān: āi yōu, dǎ le wǒ nǎo dài la
[04:22.64] zào lì: méi dǎ pò ya
[04:23.62] mén guān: dǎ pò le nǐ péi dé qǐ ma?
[04:25.26] zào lì: péi jī dàn nà
[04:26.35] mén guān: yòu péi jī dàn la yòu!
[04:27.64] nǐ dǎo shì hē zhe dào a
[04:29.14] zào lì: zǒng děi hè dào?
[04:30.14] mén guān: hōng sàn xián rén
[04:31.33] zào lì: hōng rén jiāo wǒ gěi le
[04:33.60] ō shǐ lái le
[04:34.94] mén guān: hāi hāi hāi! bié shuō shǐ ya, nà duō chòu a!
[04:37.53] zào lì: yuè chòu yuè hǎo
[04:38.68] mén guān: zěn me yuè chòu yuè hǎo ne?
[04:40.30] zào lì: nǐ qiáo wǒ gǎn hōng shuí, wǒ shuō zhè gè" shǐ lái le"
[04:43.52] rén jiā dōu xián chòu jiù duǒ kāi le, nín jiù guò qù la
[04:47.25] mén guān: ! nà bù chéng, dé shuō liǎng zì ér de
[04:49.96] zào lì: liǎng zì ér de?
[04:50.81] mén guān: éi
[04:51.25] zào lì: shǐ dàn lái lóu
[04:52.81] mén guān: hāi hāi hāi!
[04:53.96] zěn me yòu gǎi le" shǐ dàn" la?
[04:55.17] zào lì: fēng gān de
[04:55.98] mén guān: nà gèng chòu!
[04:57.00] zào lì: yuè chòu yuè hǎo a, nǐ jiào shuō liǎng zì ér ma
[04:59.86] mén guān: dé shuō" lǎo yé"
[05:01.99] zào lì: lǎo ye? jiù jiù zài nǎ ér ne?
[05:04.50] mén guān: āi yō! nǐ bú huì ya?
[05:06.29] zào lì: āi yō! wǒ huì hái tā mā de gàn zhè gè?
[05:08.85] mén guān: zhè shàng zhèn xiàn mó qiāng, qiáo wǒ de!
[05:12.19] zào lì: !
[05:12.50] mén guān: zhè gè bǎn zi yào zhè yàng ná zhe
[05:13.59] zào lì: éi
[05:14.11] mén guān: hái zài yào zhè me gè jià zi
[05:15.76] zào lì: zá wāi le
[05:16.51] mén guān: zhuō bǐ zhè me shuō
[05:17.18] wǒ yào shàng dōng biān qù:" ō! lǎo yé dōng biān chá lái lóu!"
[05:22.00] wǒ yào shàng xī biān qù:" ō! lǎo yé xī biān chá lái lóu!"
[05:25.00] zhè cái xiàng nà
[05:26.01] zào lì: ō, bǎn zi zhè me yàng ná zhe, dé yǒu gè jià zi
[05:29.98] lǎo yé shàng dōng biān qù:" dōng biān chá lái lóu"
[05:33.55] lǎo yé xī biān qù:" xī biān chá lái lóu"
[05:35.18] shì bú shì?
[05:35.81] mén guān: duì le
[05:36.38] zào lì: dé le
[05:37.11] mén guān: zǒu ya
[05:37.64] zào lì: ó!
[05:38.19] mén guān: zěn me la?
[05:39.55] zào lì: āi
[05:40.27] mén guān: nǐ zhè bù chéng le xiào náng le ma?
[05:43.24] zào lì: shén me xiào náng ā, bāng kū hái jiā sān zǐ r
[05:45.96] mén guān: dé le, bié hè dào kuài diǎn zǒu ba!
[05:48.10] zào lì: zhè bù jié le, zǒu wa zǒu wa?
[05:49.30] mén guān: huí lái! huí lái! huí lái!
[05:50.53] zào lì: gàn shén me yòu huí lái?
[05:51.79] mén guān: nǐ shàng nǎ ér ya?
[05:53.70] zào lì: wǒ zhī dào shàng nǎ ér ya?
[05:54.63] mén guān: wǒ shàng dōng guān
[05:55.81] zào lì: wǒ pǎo tā mā xī mén lái le
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