| [00:10.53] |
Well it took me a woman late last night |
| [00:12.85] |
I's three-fourths drunk she looked all right |
| [00:18.17] |
'Til she started peelin' off her onion gook |
| [00:20.37] |
She took off her wig said how do I look |
| [00:23.87] |
I's high flyin' bare naked out the window |
| [00:34.58] |
Well sometimes I might get drunk |
| [00:37.03] |
Walk like a duck and smell like a skunk |
| [00:39.84] |
Don't hurt me none don't hurt my pride |
| [00:41.88] |
'Cause I got my little lady right by my side |
| [00:45.44] |
She's a tryin' a hide pretendin' she don't know me |
| [00:57.03] |
I's out there paintin' on the old wood shed |
| [00:59.65] |
When a can a black paint it fell on my head |
| [01:04.09] |
I went down to scrub and rub |
| [01:06.03] |
But I had to sit in back off the tub |
| [01:09.47] |
Cost a quarter half price |
| [01:17.83] |
Well my telephone rang it would not stop |
| [01:20.02] |
It's President Kennedy callin' me up |
| [01:24.08] |
He said "My friend Bob what do we need |
| [01:26.02] |
To make the country grow " |
| [01:27.09] |
I said "My friend John Brigitte Bardot |
| [01:29.34] |
Anita Ekberg |
| [01:33.46] |
Sophia Loren country will grow" |
| [01:45.99] |
Well I got a woman five feet short |
| [01:48.74] |
She yells and hollers an' squeals an' snorts |
| [01:52.74] |
She tickles my nose pats me on my head |
| [01:55.30] |
Blows me over and kicks me out of bed |
| [01:58.55] |
She's a man eater meat grinder bad looser |
| [02:11.31] |
Oh there ain't no use in me workin' all the time |
| [02:14.11] |
I got a woman who works herself blind |
| [02:16.43] |
Works up to her britches up to her neck |
| [02:18.68] |
Writes me letters and sends me checks |
| [02:21.06] |
She's a humdinger folk singer |
| [02:35.76] |
Late one day in the middle of the week |
| [02:38.33] |
Eyes were closed I was half asleep |
| [02:40.83] |
I chased me a woman up the hill |
| [02:43.27] |
Right in the middle of an air drill |
| [02:46.37] |
I jumped a fallout shelter |
| [02:48.81] |
I jumped the string bean |
| [02:51.12] |
I jumped the TV dinner I jumped the shot gun |
| [03:00.63] |
Now the man on the stand he wants my vote |
| [03:02.94] |
He's a runnin' for office on the ballot note |
| [03:05.44] |
He's out there preachin' in front of the steeple |
| [03:07.89] |
Tellin' me he loves all kinds a people |
| [03:11.38] |
He's eatin' bagels he's eatin' pizza |
| [03:16.08] |
He's eatin' chitins |
| [03:26.01] |
Oh set me down on a television floor |
| [03:28.83] |
I'll flip the channel to number four |
| [03:31.33] |
Out of the shower comes a football man |
| [03:33.40] |
With a bottle of oil in his hand greasy kid stuff |
| [03:41.35] |
What I wanna know Mr Football Man is |
| [03:43.48] |
What do you do about Willy Mays |
| [03:47.60] |
Martin Luther King Olatunji oh |
| [04:00.05] |
Well the funniest woman I ever seen |
| [04:02.50] |
Was the great granddaughter of Mr Clean |
| [04:06.06] |
She takes about fifteen baths a day |
| [04:08.32] |
Wants me to grow a mustache on my face she's insane |
| [04:20.00] |
Well ask me why I'm drunk all the time |
| [04:22.75] |
It levels my head and eases my mind |
| [04:27.19] |
I just walk along and stroll and sing |
| [04:29.76] |
I see better days and I do better things |
| [04:33.15] |
I catch dinosaurs make love to Elizabeth Taylor |
| [04:37.79] |
Catch hell from Richard Burton |
