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Well it took me a woman late last night |
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I's three-fourths drunk she looked all right |
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'Til she started peelin' off her onion gook |
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She took off her wig said how do I look |
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I's high flyin' bare naked out the window |
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Well sometimes I might get drunk |
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Walk like a duck and smell like a skunk |
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Don't hurt me none don't hurt my pride |
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'Cause I got my little lady right by my side |
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She's a tryin' a hide pretendin' she don't know me |
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I's out there paintin' on the old wood shed |
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When a can a black paint it fell on my head |
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I went down to scrub and rub |
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But I had to sit in back off the tub |
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Cost a quarter half price |
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Well my telephone rang it would not stop |
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It's President Kennedy callin' me up |
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He said "My friend Bob what do we need |
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To make the country grow " |
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I said "My friend John Brigitte Bardot |
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Anita Ekberg |
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Sophia Loren country will grow" |
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Well I got a woman five feet short |
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She yells and hollers an' squeals an' snorts |
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She tickles my nose pats me on my head |
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Blows me over and kicks me out of bed |
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She's a man eater meat grinder bad looser |
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Oh there ain't no use in me workin' all the time |
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I got a woman who works herself blind |
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Works up to her britches up to her neck |
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Writes me letters and sends me checks |
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She's a humdinger folk singer |
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Late one day in the middle of the week |
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Eyes were closed I was half asleep |
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I chased me a woman up the hill |
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Right in the middle of an air drill |
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I jumped a fallout shelter |
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I jumped the string bean |
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I jumped the TV dinner I jumped the shot gun |
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Now the man on the stand he wants my vote |
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He's a runnin' for office on the ballot note |
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He's out there preachin' in front of the steeple |
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Tellin' me he loves all kinds a people |
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He's eatin' bagels he's eatin' pizza |
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He's eatin' chitins |
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Oh set me down on a television floor |
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I'll flip the channel to number four |
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Out of the shower comes a football man |
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With a bottle of oil in his hand greasy kid stuff |
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What I wanna know Mr Football Man is |
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What do you do about Willy Mays |
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Martin Luther King Olatunji oh |
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Well the funniest woman I ever seen |
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Was the great granddaughter of Mr Clean |
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She takes about fifteen baths a day |
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Wants me to grow a mustache on my face she's insane |
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Well ask me why I'm drunk all the time |
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It levels my head and eases my mind |
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I just walk along and stroll and sing |
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I see better days and I do better things |
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I catch dinosaurs make love to Elizabeth Taylor |
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Catch hell from Richard Burton |