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Handy Dandy controversy surrounds him |
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He's been around the world and back again |
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Something in the moonlight still hounds him. |
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Handy Dandy just like sugar and candy |
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Handy Dandy if every bone in his body were a-broken he would never admit it |
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He got an all girl orchestra and when he says strike up the band they hit it. |
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Handy Dandy |
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Handy Dandy |
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He'll say what are you made off |
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He'll say can you repeat what you say |
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You'll say what are you afraid off |
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He'll say nothing neither alive nor dead. |
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Handy Dandy he's got a stick in his hand and a pocket full of money |
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He'll say oh darling tell me the truth how much time I got |
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She'll say you got all the time in the world honey. |
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Handy Dandy |
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Handy Dandy |
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He got that clear crystal fountain |
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He got that soft silky skin |
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He got that fortress on the mountain |
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With no doors or windows so no thieves can break in. |
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Handy Dandy sitting with a girl named Nancy and I got feeling kinda lazy |
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He said Hon' if you want a gun I'll give you one |
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She said boy you're talking crazy. |
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Handy Dandy just like sugar and candy |
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Handy Dandy pour him another brandy |
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Handy Dandy he got a basket of flowers and a bag full of sorrow |
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He finishes his drink he gets up from the table he says |
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OK boys I'll see you tomorrow. |
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Handy Dandy |
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Handy Dandy just like sugar and candy |
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Handy Dandy just like sugar and candy. |
