[00:10.780] | 我是80后 |
[00:11.660] | 飞速奔三 |
[00:12.720] | 朝九晚九 |
[00:13.560] | 呆滞的上班 |
[00:14.760] | 工资只有六千的一半 |
[00:16.800] | 还得省吃俭用 |
[00:17.710] | 请女生吃饭 |
[00:18.830] | 朋友消遣 |
[00:19.700] | 都玩三国杀 |
[00:20.950] | 我只能看看报纸 |
[00:22.010] | 练一练瑜伽 |
[00:23.060] | 研究每日高深难测的房价 |
[00:25.060] | 苦思冥想 |
[00:25.830] | 最后只能求助爸妈 |
[00:27.340] | |
[00:28.530] | oh my lady gaga oh my lady gaga |
[00:32.470] | 爸爸妈妈说我一点都不丑 |
[00:36.590] | oh my lady gaga oh my lady gaga |
[00:40.780] | 一定可以找到好的女朋友 |
[00:44.850] | oh my lady gaga oh my lady gaga |
[00:49.090] | 爸爸妈妈说我一点都不丑 |
[00:53.280] | oh my lady gaga oh my lady gaga |
[00:57.370] | 一定可以找到好的女朋友 |
[01:01.560] | Yao yao I don’t know why |
[01:03.750] | 你们想嫁富二代 |
[01:05.690] | Wao wao 很奇怪 |
[01:07.750] | 男人有钱就变坏 |
[01:09.940] | Yao yao I don’t know why |
[01:11.950] | 我们想要谈恋爱 |
[01:14.010] | Wao wao你Out man |
[01:16.090] | 没有泡妞的能耐 |
[01:18.210] | 爸爸问我什么时候 |
[01:19.720] | 结个婚 |
[01:20.340] | 但我只有身份证 |
[01:21.530] | 还没有身份 |
[01:22.410] | 加上自己长相 |
[01:23.470] | 有点像唐僧 |
[01:24.400] | 女生看到我 |
[01:25.410] | 先清净六根 |
[01:26.340] | 最后鼓起勇气 |
[01:27.590] | 来个相亲 |
[01:28.590] | 看看到底有谁 |
[01:29.650] | 付出真心 |
[01:30.700] | 结果一到现场 |
[01:31.620] | 每个披银戴金 |
[01:32.840] | 总算有妞开口 |
[01:33.840] | 就问我多少年薪 |
[01:34.900] | 我问她们择偶 |
[01:36.090] | 有什么要求 |
[01:36.970] | 她们说简单 |
[01:37.970] | 爱我就足够 |
[01:39.040] | 还有最好当然 |
[01:40.090] | 是要有车有楼 |
[01:41.160] | 不然没有地方 |
[01:42.160] | 怎么长相厮守 |
[01:43.220] | 重要的是心 |
[01:44.160] | 一定不能花 |
[01:45.250] | 要肯为我爸妈 |
[01:46.370] | 做牛做马 |
[01:47.310] | 还会持家 |
[01:48.220] | 钱都让我花 |
[01:49.400] | 要是这种男人 |
[01:50.330] | 我怎么能够不嫁 |
[01:51.610] | 啊哈哈哈哈 |
[01:52.540] | oh my lady gaga oh my lady gaga |
[01:56.670] | 求求你们不要这样要求 |
[02:00.670] | oh my lady gaga oh my lady gaga |
[02:04.980] | 独自伤心游走在孤单街头 |
[02:09.030] | oh my lady gaga oh my lady gaga |
[02:13.280] | 求求你们不要这样要求 |
[02:17.470] | oh my lady gaga oh my lady gaga |
[02:21.590] | 独自伤心游走在孤单街头 |
[02:25.810] | 要成为她的honey |
[02:26.810] | 一定要帅 |
[02:27.810] | 有绅士风度 |
[02:28.750] | 不会耍无赖 |
[02:29.880] | 搞点小surprise |
[02:30.810] | 送点名贵品牌 |
[02:31.890] | 只要不公开艳照和录像带 |
[02:34.090] | Ok well |
[02:35.090] | 边听边在冒汗 |
[02:36.280] | 现在找个老婆 |
[02:37.220] | 比中大奖还难 |
[02:38.090] | 既然不是银行下棋的奥特曼 |
[02:40.090] | 还不如狠下心 |
[02:41.100] | 成为一代伪娘 |
[02:42.260] | 上上淘男网 |
[02:43.070] | 开拓我的未来 |
[02:44.140] | 瞬间被秒杀 |
[02:45.260] | 找到个富太太 |
[02:46.390] | 如果还能投胎 |
[02:47.470] | 我要搞个比赛 |
[02:48.510] | 大家竞争上岗 |
[02:49.580] | 成为富二代 |
[02:50.810] | |
[02:55.060] | 别说我们不懂你们要的虚荣 |
[02:59.010] | 怎么才能满足你的要求 |
[03:03.150] | 坐着宝马哭啊 |
[03:05.080] | 骑着单车笑啊 |
[03:07.330] | 怎么才能满足你的要求 |
[03:11.520] | 别说我们不懂你们要的虚荣 |
[03:15.700] | 怎么才能满足你的要求 |
[03:19.790] | 坐着宝马哭啊 |
[03:21.720] | 骑着单车笑啊 |
[03:23.970] | 怎么才能满足你的要求 |
[03:28.080] | Yao yao I don’t know why |
[03:30.080] | 你们想嫁富二代 |
[03:32.260] | Wao wao 很奇怪 |
[03:34.390] | 男人有钱就变坏 |
[03:36.450] | Yao yao I don’t know why |
[03:38.330] | 我们想要谈恋爱 |
[03:40.640] | Wao wao你Out man |
[03:42.580] | 没有泡妞的能耐 |
[03:44.840] | oh my lady gaga oh my lady gaga |
[03:48.900] | 求求你们不要这样要求 |
[03:53.100] | oh my lady gaga oh my lady gaga |
[03:57.280] | 独自伤心游走在孤单街头 |
[04:01.410] | oh my lady gaga oh my lady gaga |
[04:05.600] | 求求你们不要这样要求 |
[04:09.790] | oh my lady gaga oh my lady gaga |
[04:13.920] | 独自伤心游走在孤单街头 |
[00:10.780] | wo shi 80 hou |
[00:11.660] | fei su ben san |
[00:12.720] | chao jiu wan jiu |
[00:13.560] | dai zhi de shang ban |
[00:14.760] | gong zi zhi you liu qian de yi ban |
[00:16.800] | hai de sheng chi jian yong |
[00:17.710] | qing nv sheng chi fan |
[00:18.830] | peng you xiao qian |
[00:19.700] | dou wan san guo sha |
[00:20.950] | wo zhi neng kan kan bao zhi |
[00:22.010] | lian yi lian yu jia |
[00:23.060] | yan jiu mei ri gao shen nan ce de fang jia |
[00:25.060] | ku si ming xiang |
[00:25.830] | zui hou zhi neng qiu zhu ba ma |
[00:27.340] | |
[00:28.530] | oh my lady gaga oh my lady gaga |
[00:32.470] | ba ba ma ma shuo wo yi dian dou bu chou |
[00:36.590] | oh my lady gaga oh my lady gaga |
[00:40.780] | yi ding ke yi zhao dao hao de nv peng you |
[00:44.850] | oh my lady gaga oh my lady gaga |
[00:49.090] | ba ba ma ma shuo wo yi dian dou bu chou |
[00:53.280] | oh my lady gaga oh my lady gaga |
[00:57.370] | yi ding ke yi zhao dao hao de nv peng you |
[01:01.560] | Yao yao I don' t know why |
[01:03.750] | ni men xiang jia fu er dai |
[01:05.690] | Wao wao hen qi guai |
[01:07.750] | nan ren you qian jiu bian huai |
[01:09.940] | Yao yao I don' t know why |
[01:11.950] | wo men xiang yao tan lian ai |
[01:14.010] | Wao wao ni Out man |
[01:16.090] | mei you pao niu de neng nai |
[01:18.210] | ba ba wen wo shen me shi hou |
[01:19.720] | jie ge hun |
[01:20.340] | dan wo zhi you shen fen zheng |
[01:21.530] | hai mei you shen fen |
[01:22.410] | jia shang zi ji zhang xiang |
[01:23.470] | you dian xiang tang seng |
[01:24.400] | nv sheng kan dao wo |
[01:25.410] | xian qing jing liu gen |
[01:26.340] | zui hou gu qi yong qi |
[01:27.590] | lai ge xiang qin |
[01:28.590] | kan kan dao di you shui |
[01:29.650] | fu chu zhen xin |
[01:30.700] | jie guo yi dao xian chang |
[01:31.620] | mei ge pi yin dai jin |
[01:32.840] | zong suan you niu kai kou |
[01:33.840] | jiu wen wo duo shao nian xin |
[01:34.900] | wo wen ta men ze ou |
[01:36.090] | you shen me yao qiu |
[01:36.970] | ta men shuo jian dan |
[01:37.970] | ai wo jiu zu gou |
[01:39.040] | hai you zui hao dang ran |
[01:40.090] | shi yao you che you lou |
[01:41.160] | bu ran mei you di fang |
[01:42.160] | zen me zhang xiang si shou |
[01:43.220] | zhong yao de shi xin |
[01:44.160] | yi ding bu neng hua |
[01:45.250] | yao ken wei wo ba ma |
[01:46.370] | zuo niu zuo ma |
[01:47.310] | hai hui chi jia |
[01:48.220] | qian dou rang wo hua |
[01:49.400] | yao shi zhe zhong nan ren |
[01:50.330] | wo zen me neng gou bu jia |
[01:51.610] | a ha ha ha ha |
[01:52.540] | oh my lady gaga oh my lady gaga |
[01:56.670] | qiu qiu ni men bu yao zhe yang yao qiu |
[02:00.670] | oh my lady gaga oh my lady gaga |
[02:04.980] | du zi shang xin you zou zai gu dan jie tou |
[02:09.030] | oh my lady gaga oh my lady gaga |
[02:13.280] | qiu qiu ni men bu yao zhe yang yao qiu |
[02:17.470] | oh my lady gaga oh my lady gaga |
[02:21.590] | du zi shang xin you zou zai gu dan jie tou |
[02:25.810] | yao cheng wei ta de honey |
[02:26.810] | yi ding yao shuai |
[02:27.810] | you shen shi feng du |
[02:28.750] | bu hui shua wu lai |
[02:29.880] | gao dian xiao surprise |
[02:30.810] | song dian ming gui pin pai |
[02:31.890] | zhi yao bu gong kai yan zhao he lu xiang dai |
[02:34.090] | Ok well |
[02:35.090] | bian ting bian zai mao han |
[02:36.280] | xian zai zhao ge lao po |
[02:37.220] | bi zhong da jiang hai nan |
[02:38.090] | ji ran bu shi yin hang xia qi de ao te man |
[02:40.090] | hai bu ru hen xia xin |
[02:41.100] | cheng wei yi dai wei niang |
[02:42.260] | shang shang tao nan wang |
[02:43.070] | kai tuo wo de wei lai |
[02:44.140] | shun jian bei miao sha |
[02:45.260] | zhao dao ge fu tai tai |
[02:46.390] | ru guo hai neng tou tai |
[02:47.470] | wo yao gao ge bi sai |
[02:48.510] | da jia jing zheng shang gang |
[02:49.580] | cheng wei fu er dai |
[02:50.810] | |
[02:55.060] | bie shuo wo men bu dong ni men yao de xu rong |
[02:59.010] | zen me cai neng man zu ni de yao qiu |
[03:03.150] | zuo zhe bao ma ku a |
[03:05.080] | qi zhe dan che xiao a |
[03:07.330] | zen me cai neng man zu ni de yao qiu |
[03:11.520] | bie shuo wo men bu dong ni men yao de xu rong |
[03:15.700] | zen me cai neng man zu ni de yao qiu |
[03:19.790] | zuo zhe bao ma ku a |
[03:21.720] | qi zhe dan che xiao a |
[03:23.970] | zen me cai neng man zu ni de yao qiu |
[03:28.080] | Yao yao I don' t know why |
[03:30.080] | ni men xiang jia fu er dai |
[03:32.260] | Wao wao hen qi guai |
[03:34.390] | nan ren you qian jiu bian huai |
[03:36.450] | Yao yao I don' t know why |
[03:38.330] | wo men xiang yao tan lian ai |
[03:40.640] | Wao wao ni Out man |
[03:42.580] | mei you pao niu de neng nai |
[03:44.840] | oh my lady gaga oh my lady gaga |
[03:48.900] | qiu qiu ni men bu yao zhe yang yao qiu |
[03:53.100] | oh my lady gaga oh my lady gaga |
[03:57.280] | du zi shang xin you zou zai gu dan jie tou |
[04:01.410] | oh my lady gaga oh my lady gaga |
[04:05.600] | qiu qiu ni men bu yao zhe yang yao qiu |
[04:09.790] | oh my lady gaga oh my lady gaga |
[04:13.920] | du zi shang xin you zou zai gu dan jie tou |
[00:10.780] | wǒ shì 80 hòu |
[00:11.660] | fēi sù bēn sān |
[00:12.720] | cháo jiǔ wǎn jiǔ |
[00:13.560] | dāi zhì de shàng bān |
[00:14.760] | gōng zī zhǐ yǒu liù qiān de yī bàn |
[00:16.800] | hái dé shěng chī jiǎn yòng |
[00:17.710] | qǐng nǚ shēng chī fàn |
[00:18.830] | péng yǒu xiāo qiǎn |
[00:19.700] | dōu wán sān guó shā |
[00:20.950] | wǒ zhǐ néng kàn kàn bào zhǐ |
[00:22.010] | liàn yī liàn yú jiā |
[00:23.060] | yán jiū měi rì gāo shēn nán cè de fáng jià |
[00:25.060] | kǔ sī míng xiǎng |
[00:25.830] | zuì hòu zhǐ néng qiú zhù bà mā |
[00:27.340] | |
[00:28.530] | oh my lady gaga oh my lady gaga |
[00:32.470] | bà bà mā mā shuō wǒ yì diǎn dōu bù chǒu |
[00:36.590] | oh my lady gaga oh my lady gaga |
[00:40.780] | yí dìng kě yǐ zhǎo dào hǎo de nǚ péng yǒu |
[00:44.850] | oh my lady gaga oh my lady gaga |
[00:49.090] | bà bà mā mā shuō wǒ yì diǎn dōu bù chǒu |
[00:53.280] | oh my lady gaga oh my lady gaga |
[00:57.370] | yí dìng kě yǐ zhǎo dào hǎo de nǚ péng yǒu |
[01:01.560] | Yao yao I don' t know why |
[01:03.750] | nǐ men xiǎng jià fù èr dài |
[01:05.690] | Wao wao hěn qí guài |
[01:07.750] | nán rén yǒu qián jiù biàn huài |
[01:09.940] | Yao yao I don' t know why |
[01:11.950] | wǒ men xiǎng yào tán liàn ài |
[01:14.010] | Wao wao nǐ Out man |
[01:16.090] | méi yǒu pào niū de néng nài |
[01:18.210] | bà bà wèn wǒ shén me shí hòu |
[01:19.720] | jié gè hūn |
[01:20.340] | dàn wǒ zhǐ yǒu shēn fèn zhèng |
[01:21.530] | hái méi yǒu shēn fèn |
[01:22.410] | jiā shang zì jǐ zhǎng xiàng |
[01:23.470] | yǒu diǎn xiàng táng sēng |
[01:24.400] | nǚ shēng kàn dào wǒ |
[01:25.410] | xiān qīng jìng liù gēn |
[01:26.340] | zuì hòu gǔ qǐ yǒng qì |
[01:27.590] | lái gè xiāng qīn |
[01:28.590] | kàn kàn dào dǐ yǒu shuí |
[01:29.650] | fù chū zhēn xīn |
[01:30.700] | jié guǒ yí dào xiàn chǎng |
[01:31.620] | měi gè pī yín dài jīn |
[01:32.840] | zǒng suàn yǒu niū kāi kǒu |
[01:33.840] | jiù wèn wǒ duō shào nián xīn |
[01:34.900] | wǒ wèn tā men zé ǒu |
[01:36.090] | yǒu shén me yāo qiú |
[01:36.970] | tā men shuō jiǎn dān |
[01:37.970] | ài wǒ jiù zú gòu |
[01:39.040] | hái yǒu zuì hǎo dāng rán |
[01:40.090] | shì yào yǒu chē yǒu lóu |
[01:41.160] | bù rán méi yǒu dì fāng |
[01:42.160] | zěn me zhǎng xiàng sī shǒu |
[01:43.220] | zhòng yào de shì xīn |
[01:44.160] | yí dìng bù néng huā |
[01:45.250] | yào kěn wèi wǒ bà mā |
[01:46.370] | zuò niú zuò mǎ |
[01:47.310] | hái huì chí jiā |
[01:48.220] | qián dōu ràng wǒ huā |
[01:49.400] | yào shì zhè zhǒng nán rén |
[01:50.330] | wǒ zěn me néng gòu bù jià |
[01:51.610] | ā hā hā hā hā |
[01:52.540] | oh my lady gaga oh my lady gaga |
[01:56.670] | qiú qiú nǐ men bú yào zhè yàng yāo qiú |
[02:00.670] | oh my lady gaga oh my lady gaga |
[02:04.980] | dú zì shāng xīn yóu zǒu zài gū dān jiē tóu |
[02:09.030] | oh my lady gaga oh my lady gaga |
[02:13.280] | qiú qiú nǐ men bú yào zhè yàng yāo qiú |
[02:17.470] | oh my lady gaga oh my lady gaga |
[02:21.590] | dú zì shāng xīn yóu zǒu zài gū dān jiē tóu |
[02:25.810] | yào chéng wéi tā de honey |
[02:26.810] | yí dìng yào shuài |
[02:27.810] | yǒu shēn shì fēng dù |
[02:28.750] | bú huì shuǎ wú lài |
[02:29.880] | gǎo diǎn xiǎo surprise |
[02:30.810] | sòng diǎn míng guì pǐn pái |
[02:31.890] | zhǐ yào bù gōng kāi yàn zhào hé lù xiàng dài |
[02:34.090] | Ok well |
[02:35.090] | biān tīng biān zài mào hàn |
[02:36.280] | xiàn zài zhǎo gè lǎo pó |
[02:37.220] | bǐ zhōng dà jiǎng hái nán |
[02:38.090] | jì rán bú shì yín háng xià qí de ào tè màn |
[02:40.090] | hái bù rú hěn xià xīn |
[02:41.100] | chéng wéi yī dài wěi niáng |
[02:42.260] | shàng shàng táo nán wǎng |
[02:43.070] | kāi tuò wǒ de wèi lái |
[02:44.140] | shùn jiān bèi miǎo shā |
[02:45.260] | zhǎo dào gè fù tài tài |
[02:46.390] | rú guǒ hái néng tóu tāi |
[02:47.470] | wǒ yào gǎo gè bǐ sài |
[02:48.510] | dà jiā jìng zhēng shàng gǎng |
[02:49.580] | chéng wéi fù èr dài |
[02:50.810] | |
[02:55.060] | bié shuō wǒ men bù dǒng nǐ men yào de xū róng |
[02:59.010] | zěn me cái néng mǎn zú nǐ de yāo qiú |
[03:03.150] | zuò zhe bǎo mǎ kū a |
[03:05.080] | qí zhe dān chē xiào a |
[03:07.330] | zěn me cái néng mǎn zú nǐ de yāo qiú |
[03:11.520] | bié shuō wǒ men bù dǒng nǐ men yào de xū róng |
[03:15.700] | zěn me cái néng mǎn zú nǐ de yāo qiú |
[03:19.790] | zuò zhe bǎo mǎ kū a |
[03:21.720] | qí zhe dān chē xiào a |
[03:23.970] | zěn me cái néng mǎn zú nǐ de yāo qiú |
[03:28.080] | Yao yao I don' t know why |
[03:30.080] | nǐ men xiǎng jià fù èr dài |
[03:32.260] | Wao wao hěn qí guài |
[03:34.390] | nán rén yǒu qián jiù biàn huài |
[03:36.450] | Yao yao I don' t know why |
[03:38.330] | wǒ men xiǎng yào tán liàn ài |
[03:40.640] | Wao wao nǐ Out man |
[03:42.580] | méi yǒu pào niū de néng nài |
[03:44.840] | oh my lady gaga oh my lady gaga |
[03:48.900] | qiú qiú nǐ men bú yào zhè yàng yāo qiú |
[03:53.100] | oh my lady gaga oh my lady gaga |
[03:57.280] | dú zì shāng xīn yóu zǒu zài gū dān jiē tóu |
[04:01.410] | oh my lady gaga oh my lady gaga |
[04:05.600] | qiú qiú nǐ men bú yào zhè yàng yāo qiú |
[04:09.790] | oh my lady gaga oh my lady gaga |
[04:13.920] | dú zì shāng xīn yóu zǒu zài gū dān jiē tóu |