| [00:02.41] | 谁说书生百无一用 |
| [00:15.18] | 谈笑那风生 |
| [00:17.41] | 只靠那三寸不烂 |
| [00:22.10] | 莫笑文人迂腐寒酸 |
| [00:30.88] | 大肚能容 |
| [00:33.10] | 偏有那义胆忠肝 |
| [00:37.62] | 义胆忠肝 |
| [00:41.12] | 啊 |
| [00:53.09] | 也知道自古漫漫人生路 |
| [00:56.90] | 只不过这人间世道不该贫的贫 |
| [01:01.54] | 不该富的富 |
| [01:03.21] | 也知道难得糊涂才是福 |
| [01:13.24] | 却忍不住要为天下 |
| [01:17.14] | 天下苍生 |
| [01:22.02] | 登高一呼 |
| [01:26.71] | |
| [01:32.12] | 一副铁齿 |
| [01:32.96] | 嚼烂那层层叠叠你来我往的人情关系网 |
| [01:36.87] | 一口铜牙 |
| [01:37.48] | 咬断那肮肮脏脏尔虞我诈的权力斗争路 |
| [01:41.65] | |
| [01:47.72] | 一个烟袋 |
| [01:48.53] | 装满了许许多多嘻笑怒骂的风趣幽默事 |
| [01:52.40] | 一支秃笔 |
| [01:53.32] | 写出那风风雨雨恩恩怨怨千古传奇 |
| [01:56.67] | 一部一部一部部 |
| [01:58.01] | |
| [02:04.48] | 谁说书生百无一用 |
| [00:02.41] | shui shuo shu sheng bai wu yi yong |
| [00:15.18] | tan xiao na feng sheng |
| [00:17.41] | zhi kao na san cun bu lan |
| [00:22.10] | mo xiao wen ren yu fu han suan |
| [00:30.88] | da du neng rong |
| [00:33.10] | pian you na yi dan zhong gan |
| [00:37.62] | yi dan zhong gan |
| [00:41.12] | a |
| [00:53.09] | ye zhi dao zi gu man man ren sheng lu |
| [00:56.90] | zhi bu guo zhe ren jian shi dao bu gai pin de pin |
| [01:01.54] | bu gai fu de fu |
| [01:03.21] | ye zhi dao nan de hu tu cai shi fu |
| [01:13.24] | que ren bu zhu yao wei tian xia |
| [01:17.14] | tian xia cang sheng |
| [01:22.02] | deng gao yi hu |
| [01:26.71] | |
| [01:32.12] | yi fu tie chi |
| [01:32.96] | jue lan na ceng ceng die die ni lai wo wang de ren qing guan xi wang |
| [01:36.87] | yi kou tong ya |
| [01:37.48] | yao duan na ang ang zang zang er yu wo zha de quan li dou zheng lu |
| [01:41.65] | |
| [01:47.72] | yi ge yan dai |
| [01:48.53] | zhuang man le xu xu duo duo xi xiao nu ma de feng qu you mo shi |
| [01:52.40] | yi zhi tu bi |
| [01:53.32] | xie chu na feng feng yu yu en en yuan yuan qian gu chuan qi |
| [01:56.67] | yi bu yi bu yi bu bu |
| [01:58.01] | |
| [02:04.48] | shui shuo shu sheng bai wu yi yong |
| [00:02.41] | shuí shuō shū shēng bǎi wú yī yòng |
| [00:15.18] | tán xiào nà fēng shēng |
| [00:17.41] | zhǐ kào nà sān cùn bù làn |
| [00:22.10] | mò xiào wén rén yū fǔ hán suān |
| [00:30.88] | dà dù néng róng |
| [00:33.10] | piān yǒu nà yì dǎn zhōng gān |
| [00:37.62] | yì dǎn zhōng gān |
| [00:41.12] | a |
| [00:53.09] | yě zhī dào zì gǔ màn màn rén shēng lù |
| [00:56.90] | zhǐ bù guò zhè rén jiān shì dào bù gāi pín de pín |
| [01:01.54] | bù gāi fù de fù |
| [01:03.21] | yě zhī dào nán de hú tú cái shì fú |
| [01:13.24] | què rěn bú zhù yào wèi tiān xià |
| [01:17.14] | tiān xià cāng shēng |
| [01:22.02] | dēng gāo yī hū |
| [01:26.71] | |
| [01:32.12] | yī fù tiě chǐ |
| [01:32.96] | jué làn nà céng céng dié dié nǐ lái wǒ wǎng de rén qíng guān xì wǎng |
| [01:36.87] | yī kǒu tóng yá |
| [01:37.48] | yǎo duàn nà āng āng zāng zàng ěr yú wǒ zhà de quán lì dòu zhēng lù |
| [01:41.65] | |
| [01:47.72] | yí gè yān dài |
| [01:48.53] | zhuāng mǎn le xǔ xǔ duō duō xī xiào nù mà de fēng qù yōu mò shì |
| [01:52.40] | yī zhī tū bǐ |
| [01:53.32] | xiě chū nà fēng fēng yǔ yǔ ēn ēn yuàn yuàn qiān gǔ chuán qí |
| [01:56.67] | yī bù yī bù yī bù bù |
| [01:58.01] | |
| [02:04.48] | shuí shuō shū shēng bǎi wú yī yòng |
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